1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,638 Excuse me, miss. Is everything all right? 4 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,331 Oh, yes, Mr. Dowling. 5 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:06,376 I'm just taking notes on your circa 1970's corner sink 6 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,796 and the silver hardware on your tiddly-widdly. 7 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,274 - Swimmer? Is she? - Swimmer. Yeah. 8 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,109 Yes! She looks like it. 9 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,070 - Shoulders. - Yes. 10 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,822 - Classic. - Oh! 11 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,533 - Oh, she was a beautiful dog. - Oh, yeah. 12 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,911 Oh! 13 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:44,331 "Storms make trees take deeper roots." 14 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,209 Oh, it's just a little Dolly Parton saying that I find helpful. 15 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,710 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. 16 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:51,296 What, so the roots nestle in? 17 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,008 Yeah, like, um... you know? 18 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,010 - And the trunk thickens up? - Yeah. Yeah. 19 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,929 Yeah, I like that. 20 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,347 Ooh, um... 21 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:06,478 You've got a lovely two-bed, one-bath, one car time warp 22 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:10,315 and I have valued it highly. 23 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,901 So you will definitely get your refinancing for your family. 24 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:16,488 - Thank you. - Look, I've gotta go. I'm just... 25 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,011 I've got a big office party tonight, 26 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,950 and I've gotta get dolled up and, you know... 27 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,035 But thank you so much for sharing your life story. 28 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:24,663 It was my whole life story. 29 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,124 - It really was. Yep. - It's cathartic, sharing. 30 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,564 Franny, I'm gonna have to meet you in there. 31 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,327 I've only just finished my last valuation. 32 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,317 It's dress up. You know you've got to dress up? 33 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,944 I know. Yeah, I know, I know. 34 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,905 - Well, who are you coming as? - Who do you think? 35 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:02,033 - Are you okay, red? - Well, just... I can't run. 36 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,744 My fitness is just not up there. 37 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,634 Whoopsie! 38 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,795 - Hello, Dolly. - G'day. 39 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,589 Francis? 40 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,303 I'm gonna kill you. 41 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:46,656 I don't wanna be a joke, franny. 42 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,850 I wanna be taken seriously, for swear word's sake! 43 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,727 I can't get anywhere when I look ridiculous. 44 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,563 Okay, well, the outfit doesn't help that. 45 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:57,440 - Oh, come on red, loosen up. - Don't tell me to loosen up. 46 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:01,027 I am loose! I am loose! I hate you right now. 47 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,717 Well, do you wanna sneak out of here? 48 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:06,783 - Well, I'm not a coward. - Okay, so what are we doing? 49 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,370 Come on. 50 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,747 How do you feel? 51 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,583 Well... 52 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:17,043 Before you killed me, 53 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:19,421 I was feeling like a, you know, 54 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:23,425 frothy, talented, successful Dolly Parton. 55 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,093 Okay, everybody, everybody! 56 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,887 Welcome to the Presley property awards. 57 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,014 And first up, our very special guest, 58 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:31,850 the king himself, Elvis! 59 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,060 J“ return to sender j“ 60 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,981 j“ return to sender j“ 61 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:42,569 j“ I gave a letter to the postman j“ 62 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,905 j“ he put it in his sack j“ 63 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:49,451 j“ bright and early next morning j“ 64 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:52,162 j“ he brought my letter back j“ 65 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,663 j“ she wrote upon it j“ 66 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:57,334 j“ return to sender j“ 67 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,336 j“ address unknown j“ 68 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,798 j“ no such numberj' 69 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,177 j“ no such zone j“ 70 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:11,348 j“ and if it comes back the very next day j“ 71 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,934 j“ then I'll understand j“ 72 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,310 j“ for writing on it j“ 73 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,938 j“ return to sender j“ 74 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,064 yeah. Yeah! 75 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,733 J“ address unknown j“ 76 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,195 j“ no such numberj' 77 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,323 j“ no such zone... j“ 78 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:31,701 the most outstanding valuer is... Lionel! 79 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:36,664 Whoo! 80 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,460 Thank you. Thank you. 81 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,422 - I'm gonna get that next year. - Mm-hmm. 82 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:48,551 And the last award tonight is a crowd-pleaser. Bit of fun. 83 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,512 She's had a wobbly start to the job 84 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:54,182 but I'm excited to announce the office clown award goes to... 85 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,685 Raylene "red" Delaney. 86 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:57,928 I didn't know about this bit. 87 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:01,106 And tonight, she didn't disappoint. 88 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,492 Oh, hello! 89 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,015 - Didn't want that one! - Taxi! 90 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,123 Um... 91 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,625 It's my first award, ever. 92 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:25,296 And I would like to thank my mom for giving me this clown head. 93 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:34,180 J“ Jolene, Jolene j“ 94 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,267 J“ Jolene, Jolene... j“ 95 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:44,482 Well... There are two kinds of people. 96 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,901 Those who know how to have a good time... 97 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:51,448 And those who are willin' to learn. 98 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,325 For the second group, let me introduce myself. 99 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,162 My name is Dolly and I'm your teacher. 100 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,663 Yee-ha! 101 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,251 I'd like to invite 102 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:06,379 our esteemed boss, Forbes Presley, 103 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:10,008 up onto the dance floor with his beautiful wife. 104 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,678 - Come on! - Come on. 105 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,475 I'd like to sing a little somethin' for you. 106 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,201 J“ tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen j“ 107 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,411 j“ pour myself a cup of ambition j“ 108 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:43,500 j“ and yawn and stretch and trying to get my fix j“ 109 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,794 j“ jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin' j“ 110 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,962 j“ out on the street the traffic starts jumpin' j“ 111 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:52,383 j“ and folks like me on the job from eight-thirty 'til six! J" 112 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:57,097 j“ workin' nine to five, what a way to make a livin' j“ 113 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,349 j“ barely gettin' by j“ 114 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,768 j“ it's all takin' and no givin' j“ 115 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,020 j“ they just use your mind j“ 116 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,064 j“ and they never give you credit j“ 117 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,942 j“ it's enough to drive you j“ 118 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,277 j“ crazy if you let it j“ 119 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,737 j“ nine to five j” 120 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,240 j“ well, they've got you where they want you j“ 121 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,534 j“ there's a better life j“ 122 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,953 j“ and you think about it, don't you j“ 123 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,455 j“ it's a rich man's game j“ 124 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,541 j“ no matter what they call it j“ 125 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,376 j“ and you spend your life j“ 126 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,295 j“ putting money in his wallet j“ 127 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,897 Kenny Rogers. 128 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,701 He's our most successful client. 129 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,819 We're gearing up for his Australasia tour. 130 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,405 Twin palms theatre, Hong Kong, et cetera. 131 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:59,367 Oh, twin palms? My mom loves that theatre. It's pretty impressive. 132 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:02,370 Well, if his show sells out, we'll go to the usa, which I'm gunning for. 133 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,538 Oh, yeah. 134 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,792 How long you been performing Dolly? 135 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,003 Oh, no. Golly, no. 136 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,963 Just mucking around. But, um... 137 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:15,383 - Tonight was just an unfortunate mistake. - Yeah, right. 138 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:18,636 Well, it took guts, especially with those people. 139 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,680 It's the bland leading the bland in there. 140 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:21,931 No offense. 141 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,691 I thought you did all right. 142 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,318 Cheers. 143 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,863 I'd watch that one. 144 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,824 Kenny's performing at the tamworth country music festival. 145 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:40,992 You should come. 146 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,952 - Oh, no. - Bring Dolly. 147 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,788 You know, only if you like being an unfortunate mistake. 148 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,171 Good night. 149 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,303 Welcome to my own little Tennessee cabin. 150 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,096 Oh, come on, baby. Come on. 151 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,065 Come on. 152 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,524 Okay. 153 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,282 - Darling Dolly... - Yeah? 154 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,702 - You're a straight-up fantasy. - Oh... okay. 155 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,460 I gotta be honest with ya, Dolly. 156 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:35,088 - I hate these orange pants. - Oh. 157 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:38,174 Take them off, you'd be close to perfection. 158 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,969 - Yeah, okay. - Uh, shh, shh! 159 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,595 As Dolly. 160 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:47,141 Oh, howdy doody. 161 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,025 Well, my pants are comin' off. 162 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,982 Bathroom. Back in a sec. 163 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,174 Raylene! Not on my beautiful grass! 164 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,516 Who is that? 165 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,518 Elvis Presley. 166 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,395 Oh, it was that good, was it? 167 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,732 Mom, please stop looking me out. 168 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,900 It's one o'clock in the morning. 169 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:41,321 You chose to live in the garage. 170 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,822 Bloody ridiculous. 171 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,728 There are two kinds of people. 172 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,647 Those who know how to have a good time... 173 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,611 And those who are just trying. 174 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:44,926 Put your gown on. 175 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:51,099 Nothing wrong with being comfortable in your skin, darling. 176 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,642 Au nature/le. 177 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:57,063 Just wish I looked a little bit more professional. 178 00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:01,442 You are a beautiful sunburnt mushroom. 179 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,487 Um, thanks, mom. 180 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:08,199 It's not what I'm going for, but... thanks. 181 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,620 Hurry up! 182 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,716 You're late. Hopeless. 183 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,103 I mean, look at her. 184 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,439 All that nylon, it'll make your snatch sick. 185 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,648 Oh, come on. 186 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,401 Well, they say natural perfection isn't everything. 187 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:46,195 Perfection is a bitch, and do we have to be beautiful? 188 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,115 Because it's not easy and it's not my preference. 189 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,619 Could I get a word, Raylene? 190 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,288 Yes, you may. 191 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,582 Just get my cup of ambition. 192 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,128 - So? - Who do you remind me of? 193 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,380 Scarlett Johansson. 194 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,966 - No. - Hmm. 195 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,430 Raylene, I... 196 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,183 I have grounds to fire you for sexual harassment. 197 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,561 Sorry? 198 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,438 Sexual harassment. 199 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,328 - 'Cause I was touching crotches? - Many. 200 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,290 #metoo. Too many crotches. 201 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,631 I'm sorry. I've got this impulse-control problem. 202 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,925 No, it's not just about last night, Raylene. 203 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:53,179 Your behavior has been inappropriate prior to last night, also. 204 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,806 Listen, you're not bad at putting a value on a property. 205 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:59,018 It's just the whole rest of the job that... you're a mess. 206 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,522 You know, in business, you need to need to be a shiny, 207 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:06,234 professional house-and-land package, and you're like a... 208 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,444 - Converted garage? - Yes. 209 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,697 Honestly, you don't really fit in in any office, red. 210 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:15,076 I mean, you're late every single day. 211 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,204 You lost your driver's license when half the job is driving, 212 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,165 and you had whiskey with that little old lady at the auction. 213 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,834 But she was so lonely! She hadn't spoken to anyone in two weeks! 214 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,837 If you wanna stay here, you need to shut down. 215 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,465 - Shut myself down? - Mm-hmm. Yep. 216 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,967 Tuck yourself in. 217 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,723 Okay, it's too much copper, which is why we're red, 218 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,101 and why we're highly charged and why we bleed lots. 219 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,871 It's like bed them, or Bury them alive is what the ancient Egyptians used to do. 220 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,438 I don't care about your hair, red. 221 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:45,940 Please, Forbes. 222 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,694 I can fit in. 223 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,321 And I can tuck in. I can tuck right in 224 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,074 - and I'd never bring up the size of... - You're fired. 225 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,868 You're like the love child of Mick hucknall and Ronald McDonald, 226 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,120 if they banged. 227 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,622 - I quit. - Excuse me? 228 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,125 This is a circus and you're the freak. 229 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,918 You can't fire me, because I quit! 230 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,128 Shit. 231 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:10,464 Ooh! Ooh, shit! Oh! 232 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,552 Tuck that shit in! 233 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:47,853 J“ Omaha honey had a hold on a hell of a thing j“ 234 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:54,276 j“ down in a hollo, every evening you can hear her sing j“ 235 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:59,073 j“ she said funky, but showed me the Tulsa turnaround j“ 236 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,159 j“ stepped on my toes, turned me on and turned me down j“ 237 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,286 j“ fit me like a hand in a glove j“ 238 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:09,542 - j“ taught me how to love, y'all j“ - I love you! 239 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,294 Come back over! I love you! 240 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,222 This one. This one's for Trudy. 241 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,849 And this one too! 242 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,314 Dolly, where do I start? 243 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,234 I mean, she's old school, but she's new school relevant. 244 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,946 She's funny and successful and smart and talented, 245 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,949 but she's heartbreaking and she's a poet. 246 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,578 But she knows who she is, you know? She's just like that... 247 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,580 Little bit of hope holding up humanity. 248 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,040 - Well, at least, my humanity. - Mm-hmm. 249 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,460 Why are you teeth? 250 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,003 - Real name's Annie. - Huh. 251 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,548 But I got my nickname 'cause I had a set of teeth growing in my ovaries. 252 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,429 - Every time. - What?! 253 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:09,268 Hey, we're casting for a new Dolly at the moment for Kenny's show, 254 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,688 to boost his image and ticket sales. 255 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:16,442 And I'm submitting you as my number one. 256 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,987 - What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - There's a Dolly stand-up gig on tonight. 257 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,447 Yeah. Come on. 258 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,533 It's gonna be a tough crowd. Let's see what you're made of. 259 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,542 Oh, wow! 260 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,087 All right. 261 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:40,466 Makeup's a little extra. Thanks, tay—tay, you squeaky mouse. 262 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,468 You said do my best. Best. 263 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,387 Oh, no. Oh, no, is it too much? 264 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,682 - Is it too much? - No, it's-it's-it's fine. 265 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,810 It's fine. We don't have time. 266 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,937 Plus, Kenny's here. 267 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:56,524 Don't worry. You don't have to sing, just banter. 268 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:59,276 I don't think this is such a good idea. I feel car sick. 269 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,028 No, no, listen. Come on, remember. 270 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,697 It's about the audience and their nostalgia, right? 271 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,242 It is more about them and less about you. 272 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,410 - Okay. - Yeah? Like you did at that office party. 273 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,329 Unless you want to go back to a boring 9-to-5? 274 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,766 - I really don't. I really don't. - No, 'cause you'd neck yourself, 275 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,708 - and I'd probably help you. Now... - Thank you. 276 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,253 - Thanks. - Let me look at you. 277 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,131 Well, mate, you're a beautiful hot mess. 278 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,384 But the time is now. 279 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,593 Pony up. 280 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,847 - You can do it. - Attagirl! 281 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,785 Welcome, Dolly! 282 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:52,997 Best of luck. 283 00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,458 Howdy. 284 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,005 I've gotta be honest, this is my first time properly. 285 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:03,215 We'll be gentle! 286 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,718 Howdy, Dolly! 287 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,219 Well, look at you all. 288 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,222 Thanks, doll. We'd rather be looked at than overlooked. 289 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,610 Well, I really... 290 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:25,946 I really patterned my look from a serious place. 291 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:30,284 From a country girl's idea of glamour after what they call the town tramp. 292 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:36,248 In a country town, a mountain town, there's always a few loose women. 293 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,459 That's me! 294 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:42,838 And she had this beautiful peroxide hair piled on her head, 295 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,423 red nails, high heeled shoes 296 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:47,146 and I just thought she was the prettiest thing that I've ever seen. 297 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,764 But my mama, she said that she ain't nothin' but trash. 298 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,726 And I thought, "that's what I wanna be, mama. I wanna be trash!" 299 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,565 Opinionated mamas, we've all got 'em, burning in our ears. 300 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:05,235 But thank you so much for listening, boys. 301 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:09,615 One piece of advice: Always act like it's raining and wear your rubbers. 302 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,372 Thank you and good night! 303 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,376 - Doll. - Hey! 304 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,712 I may look like a man, but inside I'm a lady. 305 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,343 Hey, you did pretty good. 306 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:31,178 Hey, who's that guy with Kenny? 307 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,930 He looks like Neil diamond. 308 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:36,350 That's my boss, Wilson stone. He runs genuine copy management. 309 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,995 - I didn't wanna freak you out. - I freaked anyway. I mean, I freaked! 310 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,104 No, but you were fine. 311 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,374 I gotta get Kenny back to the hotel, but make sure you call me. 312 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:43,958 - I'll call you. Thanks. - You did well. 313 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,151 I need a drink. 314 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,154 Hey, franny, I'm staying at this motel 315 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,365 with this huge golden guitar... 316 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:52,449 - Hey! - Evening, Dolly. 317 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,201 This huge golden guitar at the front 318 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,763 and I just performed as Dolly, but I didn't touch any crotches. 319 00:24:56,787 --> 00:25:00,582 And I've got this new friend who grew teeth in her ovaries. 320 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,876 Okay. See ya, bye! 321 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,021 Come in. 322 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:29,069 Buddy! You get fired from work, 323 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:32,239 you're five hours out of town with a woman with teeth in her vagina. 324 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,284 Call me crazy, but terror ran through my brain. 325 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,661 You're a silly Billy Willy villy. 326 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,248 - Get up. - Help me. 327 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,333 Oh, yeah, that's good. That's good. 328 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:47,087 - Come on, red, get in the shower. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my feet! 329 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:51,633 This drag queen had the prettiest boob job. 330 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,528 - Do not get bolt-onsl - I'm just saying! 331 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,387 I'm just saying. What a professional! 332 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:04,146 - I smell Sunday roast chicken! - It's hormone-free! 333 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,231 Can't have my men growing breasts. 334 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,108 - Red. - Hey, gramps. 335 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,027 Ooh, bathroom! 336 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,155 Where have you been? 337 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,282 Francis' couch. 338 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,452 Just 'cause you're old enough, doesn't mean... 339 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,370 That I stop being your mom! 340 00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:25,167 Oh, franny, did you win that award, darling? I forgot to ask. 341 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,252 - Nope. - Maybe next year. 342 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:30,672 - Or red might even get the award. - I will! 343 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,216 You got fired. 344 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:35,094 You got fired? Again? 345 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,179 I didn't. Mom, calm down. 346 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,432 Well, it's not exactly soothing information. 347 00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:42,726 It's nothing. It's just a career glitch. 348 00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:44,436 Oh, sorry, red quit. 349 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,147 - She quit. - You got fired and quit? 350 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:50,025 But in the same day? Well, that's new. 351 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:53,529 You know, in all my career, I have never lost a job. 352 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,156 I've always been a high achiever. 353 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,410 I've had rounds of ivf and then being a single mom. 354 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,121 Very creative. 355 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,957 I've managed to have my cake, 356 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,626 decorate it and eat it, so to speak. 357 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:10,212 I just boggle at you. 358 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,506 I know! 359 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:16,135 You can work with me at the royal blind society. 360 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:19,513 You could move back in here, we can rent out the garage... 361 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,515 Mom, I'm not moving back in here. 362 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,059 - I'm perfectly capable myself. - Are you? 363 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:27,354 'Cause I'd say it's been quite the journey so far. 364 00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:29,731 What are you going to do? 365 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,653 Well, I'll tell ya, she is... 366 00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:40,033 She's gonna tell you that franny and I are dating. 367 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:44,663 - See? Partner, mom. Ticked that box. - Oh! Oh... 368 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:45,914 That's the news to focus on. 369 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:51,128 Oh, my darlings! 370 00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:01,555 - Where are you going? - Obviously, to yours. 371 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:03,724 I just need a frickin' minute. 372 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:08,770 Just a minute to work out me and my career thing without everyone's 50 cents. 373 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,651 So Dolly... is moving in with you. 374 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,866 She's bright. 375 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,159 She's bubbly. 376 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,619 Real fonnard. 377 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,288 Nipples to the sky. 378 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:29,041 And be confident. 379 00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,676 Three bras does the trick. 380 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,345 Hello, Kenny, my name is Dolly. 381 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,265 Kenny, you're so hot. 382 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,850 I will always love you. 383 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,645 Oh, man, she's so hard! Dolly's so hard! 384 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,065 I'll love you too, if you keep your ass so tight. 385 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:55,150 Should've gone with Britney Spears or something. 386 00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:58,695 Cool bowie! 387 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,327 So teeth is taking me to this secret club, 388 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:07,663 and, hopefully I'll win over her boss somehow, 389 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,915 and he'll take me on as Kenny's Dolly. 390 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:14,753 Okay, so just a reminder that your track record with bosses or any authority ever 391 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:19,675 is not great, so try and be a bit more Dolly and less red, when negotiating. 392 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,885 Or even charming him. 393 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:25,180 'Cause you're gonna need cash to pay off the credit debt you just cranked up. 394 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:28,350 Yeah, well, big stars of the copy world make good coin. 395 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,811 This isn't a game to me. This is business. 396 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:36,191 Franny, can you help me? I can't do anything with these nails. 397 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:37,276 Well, just... 398 00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:42,781 Hang on. 399 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:45,826 My name is Dolly. Ain't you cute? Ain't you sweet? 400 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,745 - Is this right? - Ain't you it? Okay, do it up. 401 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,915 Hurry, franny! Come on, I'm running late! 402 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:57,546 - And I got it. - Okay. How do I look? 403 00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,632 Ain't you a squeezy bag of peaches? 404 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,588 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I'm late. 405 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,190 You have to knock that out of you, mate, 406 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,318 'cause my time is no less valuable than yours, all right? 407 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,885 And ease up on the "sorries." 408 00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,012 Dolly would do one tough "sorry" and that's it. 409 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,095 Sorry. 410 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,269 - Ready to be Dolly? - Yeah. 411 00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,898 - That wig is so much better. - Thank you. 412 00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,941 You get one shot with Wilson so don't mess it up. 413 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,193 Okay. 414 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,905 It's cocktail hour with the one and only, 415 00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:07,240 Ms. Ton veese! 416 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,728 I told you, I've got a Streisand back in the states. 417 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,230 I don't need another, darling. 418 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:40,690 Sorry to interrupt. Dolly, this is Wilson. 419 00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:45,028 Wilson, Dolly performed in tamworth, remember, in drag? 420 00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:50,534 Take me back to Vegas with you, Neil diamond. 421 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,706 Always with a kiss. 422 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,276 "I will always love you." 423 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,112 Really? 424 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:32,951 Good move not selling that song to Elvis, making a packet with Whitney Houston. 425 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:48,592 Ladies and gentlemen, keep that applause going 426 00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:51,428 for your favorite master of ceremonies, 427 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,055 the one, the only, Elvis! 428 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,187 Come on, baby. 429 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:01,646 Come on. 430 00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:08,195 Isn't she a sweetie? Ms. Ton veese! 431 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:11,239 Can I have another round of applause for her, please? 432 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,368 Oh, hello! 433 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,579 Norma Jean. 434 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:19,498 Later. 435 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,666 We got a fabulous show for you here tonight. 436 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,585 We're gonna be following up with lady gaga. 437 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:30,091 And miss Amy winehouse, so please hang on to your drinks, your wigs. 438 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:32,511 - One time. - We're gonna have a great time tonight. 439 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:33,678 Going to the ladies. 440 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,902 Hey, Wilson! How's it going? 441 00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:13,885 J“ touch a man who can't walk upright j“ 442 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:18,765 j“ and that lame man he gonna fly j“ 443 00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:23,228 j“andlflyj“ 444 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:24,813 j“ yeah j“ 445 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:30,151 j“andlflyj“ 446 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:31,611 j“ Holly holy... j“ 447 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:32,988 shit! 448 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,406 You sound amazing. 449 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,592 - I was trying... - I'm a woman. 450 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,119 - Not a drag act. - Good for you. 451 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:42,163 I'll tell Kenny. He was wondering. 452 00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,874 I want to make a living doing this. 453 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:48,587 You and every other tribute performer. Doesn't mean it's a good idea. 454 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,425 Give me a chance! 455 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:56,761 Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned chance? 456 00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,264 They got phased out in the '80s. 457 00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:06,021 I have genuine copies, not copies of copies. 458 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:10,817 Do you breathe, sleep and eat Dolly? 459 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,235 It's hard work, okay? 460 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:16,239 From every small, demeaning gig to the biggest venues. 461 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:21,620 And you strike me as someone who doesn't stick to things, right? 462 00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,457 Yeah, I thought so. 463 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,919 This is where I belong. 464 00:35:30,003 --> 00:35:34,549 I feel at home here. This is what I'm supposed to be doing. 465 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,636 I mean, I've idolized Dolly since I was a kid. 466 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,972 Please, Wilson. 467 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,515 - Man, please! - Hey! 468 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,226 Dolly don't beg. 469 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:48,313 No begging. I'm sorry. No sorries. 470 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,858 No sorries, no beggin'. 471 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,998 I would've been tall if I didn't get bunched up at the top. 472 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:05,705 J“ baby, I'm burnin', outta control j“ 473 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:08,416 j“ baby, I'm burnin', body and soul j“ 474 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,226 You're weird enough, I'll give you that. 475 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,937 We need more dollies in the world. 476 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:37,654 Listen to me. 477 00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:41,574 I've got someone else in mind for Kenny's tour, but... 478 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:46,204 I like the '80s, so I'm gonna throw you a bone. 479 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,958 Show me what you're made of. 480 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:58,464 Hey, I grabbed your favorite power juice. 481 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,804 Did I tell you I saw Katy Perry making out with Katy Perry? 482 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,597 Well, I wanna see the katies. 483 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:06,641 Not until I'm a pro, and not at the club, 484 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:10,228 'cause you're not a copy, or a manager, or a celebrity. 485 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,188 Yeah. You wouldn't fit in. 486 00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:15,692 These people are so wonderfully unique. 487 00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:21,156 Can you try and keep Dolly tucked into just one corner of the house? 488 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,700 - Don't wait up! - You're welcome. 489 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,414 So if you just stick to the script, yeah? 490 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:31,624 Honoring the incredible work of iconic Australian actor Jack Thompson, 491 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:32,810 then you sing your Jack song 492 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:33,994 - and then you're off. - Yeah. 493 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:36,504 George, the Minogue sisters are stuck together. 494 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,174 Hang on, dannii. 495 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:42,260 If I pull down and you pull sideways, it might work. 496 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:46,097 Kylie and dannii were supposed to do a spot with Elvis and introduce Dolly. 497 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:49,726 Dolly, you buffer with Elvis. Remember, banter is your forte. 498 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:51,853 No, no, I can't do that. I can't improvise. 499 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:53,748 - Yes. Yes, you can. - I have to prepare. 500 00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:56,065 - Let's go. - What do I say? 501 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:58,568 Now you two, I'm gonna push you out. 502 00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,731 There's gonna be a lot of people coming through here. 503 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:06,910 Thank you very much. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you very much. 504 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:09,454 Who's wearing a wig tonight? Who's wearing a wig? 505 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,417 Oh, Madonna darlin', you look so pretty there. 506 00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:17,003 I'm just not so sure about your hair. 507 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:19,798 You take it down, you'd be close to perfect. 508 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:21,883 May I come down there and give you a kiss, ma'am? 509 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:23,843 Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. 510 00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,845 You've got to improvise Dolly. You've got this. 511 00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:27,514 Damn straight I do. 512 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,271 Why, howdy, Elvis? 513 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:39,818 Ladies and gents. Dollars and cents. 514 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,736 - Hello, Dolly, look at you. - Please do. 515 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,073 - I'd rather be looked at than overlooked. - Ooh! 516 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,284 Madonna, don't listen to Elvis. 517 00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:50,578 I don't like to be like everybody else. 518 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,789 That's the easiest thing in the world to do. 519 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,082 Love you, Dolly! 520 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,460 But you ain't the real deal now, are you, Dolly? 521 00:38:57,544 --> 00:38:59,879 Nothin' real about me, but my heart. 522 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,840 I've seen you perform. 523 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:03,216 I ain't so sure. 524 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:06,052 I've seen you perform, too, Elvis. 525 00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:08,179 That's right. 526 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:12,183 All men come back for an encore and a standing ovation, 527 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,060 but you weren't even standing. 528 00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:16,396 Thank you very much, Dolly. Thank you very much. 529 00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:17,856 Thank you. Miss Dolly Parton here. 530 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,059 - Thank you very much. - Has he left the building yet? 531 00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:23,236 I'm just kiddin'. Isn't he a sweetie, ladies and gentlemen? 532 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:25,780 Now, we've got a very special guest here tonight, 533 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:28,908 and I've got a little song for my friend, Jack. 534 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:36,165 J“ play a song for me, apple Jack, apple Jack j“ 535 00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:40,378 j“ play a song for me and I'll sing j“ 536 00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:44,424 j“ play a song for me, apple Jack, apple Jack j“ 537 00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:49,220 j“play a song, let your banjo ring j“ 538 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:51,639 all right, the guest spot in Kenny's show, 539 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:55,226 starting with five appearances at the orchard oriental. 540 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:57,270 My cut is 35%. 541 00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,229 - Twenty. - Thirty. 542 00:39:58,313 --> 00:39:59,898 Done, with a cut of the merch. 543 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:03,401 We don't have merch but, you know what? Actually, that's a very good idea. 544 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,986 Okay, what do you think? 545 00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,071 Dolly says, 546 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:10,366 You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try. 547 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:13,369 All right, Dolly, pack your bags. 548 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,580 Sunday, you're going to Hong Kong, baby. 549 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:16,873 Yeah! 550 00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,213 Watch the bar. Watch the bar! 551 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:28,509 Are you gonna come out of the closet to viv before you fly? 552 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:31,888 Franny, don't take the piss. I'm nervous enough as it is. 553 00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:33,932 Come on, this is one bed, one bath. 554 00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:35,683 I'm busting my ass right now. 555 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,143 Old self has gone. 556 00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:39,520 I've torn down the fibro, chucked out the asbestos 557 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,314 and the new brick has gone up. 558 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:45,151 I'm a better house. Not ready to be appraised just yet. 559 00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:48,863 Hong Kong is a big deal. They're going to start paying me well. 560 00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:51,115 Yeah, that's what I'm saying! It's a professional job. 561 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,451 You can stop covering up. Viv will be proud. 562 00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:57,914 Do you think she might be mildly proud? 563 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:00,959 It's a great mother's day gift. 564 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:02,085 Hmm... 565 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,838 She does love her garden more than she loves me. 566 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:07,715 That could be true. 567 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,303 Oh, franny, don't. 568 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,900 Well, I've got some news. 569 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:28,194 Oh, here we go. Brace for it. 570 00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:31,322 - I've got some news, too. - Hmm? 571 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:32,991 But you go first. Go on. 572 00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:37,203 I sold one of my macramé thingies to a lady at work! 573 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:40,331 Congrats, mom. Is she blind? 574 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:43,167 Well, yes. 575 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,086 And... 576 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,838 I've started online dating. 577 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,840 - Whoa. 578 00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,383 Must be two decades since you... 579 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,051 Okay, dad. Thanks. 580 00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:54,721 Yes, I'm pretty proud of myself. 581 00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:56,431 Very modern of me. 582 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,434 Well, my news, also modern... 583 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,395 - Job. - Oh, fabulous! 584 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,481 Oh, I couldn't bear another embarrassing career song and dance. 585 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:12,488 I'm a Dolly Parton impersonator. 586 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,961 Okay, I mean, we all know how much you love her, 587 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,756 but people are gonna pay to see you do that, are they? 588 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:30,882 Yes! 589 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:33,301 As much as people pay for your cock'n'ball thingoes. 590 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:38,097 I manage to be normal, thank you, darling, 591 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:42,143 while you're off on some wild, sequined goose chase 592 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:43,936 that isn't going to end well. 593 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,939 They're flying me to Hong Kong tonight for a gig 594 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:49,692 with the world's best Kenny Rogers impersonator. 595 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:54,113 And we're performing at this really posh hotel for a whole week! 596 00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:56,991 Much to your surprise, mom, I'm not an idiot 597 00:42:57,075 --> 00:43:00,161 and it will end well if it kills me. Dolly or dead! 598 00:43:03,331 --> 00:43:05,750 So... end of discussion. 599 00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,614 You're enough. 600 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:40,868 This'll probably be your last job. You'll never work again. 601 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,746 You're enough. You're gonna be fine. 602 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:47,416 - Starting! - I'm farting too, constantly. 603 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,584 Must be the plane food. 604 00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:50,461 What? I said starting! 605 00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:54,173 Oh golly, golly, golly! I wish we had more time to prepare. 606 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:58,219 J“ you gotta know when to hold em j“ 607 00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:01,389 j“ know when to fold em j“ 608 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,975 j“ know when to walk away j“ 609 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:05,309 j“ know when to run j“ 610 00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:08,813 j“ you never count your money j“ 611 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,232 j“ when you're sittin' at the table j“ 612 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:14,443 j“ they'll be time enough for countin' j“ 613 00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:16,362 j“ when the dealin's done. J“ 614 00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:33,462 I gotta tell you, folks, this next song is one of my all-time favorites. 615 00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:35,386 - Might be singing it by himself. - God, Kenny. 616 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:36,799 I promised you a surprise. 617 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:42,263 Oh, no, no! 618 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,891 Oh, I'm such an idiot. 619 00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:53,065 Faroufl 620 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:57,403 j“ baby, when I met you there was peace unknown j“ 621 00:44:57,486 --> 00:44:59,197 - there she is. - Hey. Okay. 622 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,032 - What happened? - It's fine. 623 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,177 - It's not fine. - It's not fine. Where are you other wigs? 624 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,220 - In my dressing room. - Jeez, well, we don't have time... 625 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:06,746 - Go. Go! - It's fine. It's fine. 626 00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,140 - I know. - It's not fine. You look crazy. 627 00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:09,600 - Okay. - Look, just get it together, okay? 628 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,018 - Okay. Okay. - Remember to hold his hand. 629 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,251 - Hold his hand. - Be Dolly. 630 00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:16,255 J“ you do somethin' to me that I can't explain j“ 631 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:20,593 j“ hold me closer and I feel no pain j“ 632 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:26,933 j“ now there's do, do, do, do, do, do, do, dup, do, do... j“ 633 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:32,021 j“ tender love is blind j“ 634 00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:35,066 j“ it requires a dedication j“ 635 00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:38,527 - smile and get it together now. - This sexy man makes a girl speechless. 636 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,990 J“ we can ride it together, ah-ha j“ 637 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:47,245 j“ making love with each other, ah-ha j“ 638 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,498 J“ islands in the stream j“ 639 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,500 j“ that is what we are j“ 640 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,877 j“ no one in between j“ 641 00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:56,295 j“ how can we be wrong j“ 642 00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:58,881 - a stream is a small body of water. - I know. 643 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:00,716 There's no way an island fits in a stream. 644 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,801 I know. 645 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:06,514 J“ and we rely on each other, ah-ha j“ 646 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:10,601 j“ from one lover to another, ah-ha. J“ 647 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,612 Thank you very much. You have been a wonderful audience! 648 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:23,531 Thank you very much! 649 00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:29,495 And thank you too the divine Dolly Parton. 650 00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:32,123 Well, thank you for havin' me, Kenny. 651 00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:39,714 Shall we sing it one more time? 652 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,300 What do you say, folks? Let-let-let's sing it one more time. 653 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:45,136 Hey, Dolly, my little star, get back up here! 654 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,220 - Come on! - Okay. 655 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,306 Enunciate. Okay. 656 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:50,599 J“ islands in the stream j“ 657 00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:52,351 j“ that is what we are j“ 658 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:55,146 j“ no one in between j“ 659 00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:57,356 j“ how can we be wrong? J“ 660 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,692 j“ sail away with me j“ 661 00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:02,028 j“ to another world j“ 662 00:47:02,111 --> 00:47:06,699 j“ and we rely on each other, ah-ha j“ 663 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:11,829 j“ from one lover to another, ah-ha. J“ 664 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:14,498 I'm laying there, covered in makeup. 665 00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:16,751 - Glitter on my face... - Glitter? 666 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:17,877 And I hear... 667 00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:24,175 In walks Wilson, 668 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:28,346 Mr. Kenny Rogers himself, and he says: 669 00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:33,017 "Well, you do me better than I do me." 670 00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:35,811 I'd love that. I'd love that. 671 00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:38,022 And then he goes... 672 00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:40,024 "'World's best'. 673 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:43,027 You keep the dream alive, boy." 674 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,493 Well, his... 675 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:55,414 His music touched me deeply when I was growing up. 676 00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:56,498 Mm-hmm. 677 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:58,584 And I looked like him. 678 00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:01,253 - And he chose me. - Mm-hmm. 679 00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:04,340 It's been my clear callin' all of my life. 680 00:48:05,591 --> 00:48:10,554 Well, now he's gone, it's just me and, uh... 681 00:48:12,932 --> 00:48:13,932 Dolly. 682 00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:23,526 - Oh, Dolly. - Oh, Kenny. 683 00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:29,990 Get em off. Get em off. 684 00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:36,956 Oh, Kenny! 685 00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:38,541 Oh, Kenny! 686 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:41,001 - Oh, Dolly. - Oh, Kenny! 687 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:45,464 Oh, Dolly! Oh, Dolly! 688 00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:46,924 Oh, Dolly! 689 00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:49,552 - Oh, Dolly! - Oh, Kenny! 690 00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:27,673 I've got presents! 691 00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:29,300 I'm so sorry I didn't call, franwa. 692 00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:32,636 It's just Hong Kong was just full on, but it was amazing. 693 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,443 This Kenny Rogers impersonator is such a professional. 694 00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:48,526 What's his name? 695 00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:52,364 Um, coincidentally, it's Kenny. 696 00:49:53,449 --> 00:49:54,909 His name is Kenny? 697 00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:00,247 Did you two get it on? 698 00:50:03,209 --> 00:50:06,253 - Mm... - Good for you, mate. 699 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,964 At least one of us is getting laid. 700 00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:11,048 Bring him to Sunday roast, so we can all judge him. 701 00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:12,968 - Mm... - I'm kidding. 702 00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:16,680 Let's not jump ahead, franny. But he does bring out the best in me. 703 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:20,559 If I were an impersonator, 704 00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:22,436 - I'd wanna be... - Yeah, who would you be? 705 00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:26,941 I'd be you. 706 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,734 As if you could be me? 707 00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:30,045 "Because I blink a lot. 708 00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:31,789 Because it's really intense, living my life. 709 00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,782 Because I've got really full-on hair and it's really full-on and hard, 710 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,367 but some people just fly to Hong Kong 711 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,536 and then you just become the most perfect Dolly. 712 00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:39,828 Perfect Dolly." 713 00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:44,416 I'm actually making a career out of this. 714 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,168 Yeah, I know. 715 00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:49,922 But you can't just be a cardboard cutout of an impersonator. 716 00:50:50,005 --> 00:50:51,549 - I'm not. - I'm just saying, 717 00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,551 you've gotta bring more to it than a blonde wig 718 00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:55,511 and a bra full of socks, right? 719 00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:58,847 Creatively. Emotionally, socially. 720 00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:01,475 I am bringing more. 721 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:16,365 It's fibro walls. You should start looking at rentals. 722 00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:22,705 Also, have you spoken to your mom yet? 723 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:27,626 I'm wondering if I should break up with you or what? 724 00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:30,421 Um, yeah, urn... 725 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,715 Tell her that I broke up with you 726 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:35,634 - because... I couldn't commit. - Open up? 727 00:51:35,718 --> 00:51:37,720 Yeah, great. Perfect. 728 00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:01,410 It's an investment for my career, 729 00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:03,454 so as I was saying, I just, uh... 730 00:52:03,537 --> 00:52:06,665 I don't wanna be so flat. You know, I wanna have shape. 731 00:52:06,749 --> 00:52:09,084 - You know, big 'uns. - Take a seat. 732 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:11,629 Doreen, is it? 733 00:52:11,712 --> 00:52:14,256 Oh, it's actually Raylene. 734 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:17,217 This is the size I'm willing to do for you. 735 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,554 They will be beautiful. 736 00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:24,099 The size you're asking for, you'd have to work up to 737 00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:27,728 with multiple surgeries over an extensive lifetime career. 738 00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:30,522 - Oh. - And if you decide to go under the knife, 739 00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:33,192 do you want them under the breast muscle or over? 740 00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:35,986 Let me think. What'd Dolly do? 741 00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:40,824 - "Jolene"? - Um, yeah? Oh, sorry, yes. 742 00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:42,993 Um, under the breast muscle. 743 00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:49,416 Ladies and gentlemen, 744 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:52,419 put your hands together for the copy club's hottest duo, 745 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:54,380 Kenny and Dolly! 746 00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:56,215 J“ you've painted up your lips j“ 747 00:52:56,298 --> 00:52:58,884 j“ and rolled and curled your tinted hair j“ 748 00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:03,597 J“ whoo j“ 749 00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:09,353 j“ Ruby, are you contemplating going out somewhere j“ 750 00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:16,318 j“ the shadows on the wall tell me the sun is goin' down j“ 751 00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:25,661 j“ oh, Ruby j“ 752 00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:30,249 j“ don't take your love to town j“ 753 00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:36,880 J“ wasn't me that started that old crazy Asian war j“ 754 00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:43,554 j“ but I was proud to go and do my patriotic chore j“ 755 00:53:46,598 --> 00:53:50,269 j“ and, yes, it's true that I'm not the man I used to be j“ 756 00:53:55,232 --> 00:54:00,362 j“ oh, Ruby j“ 757 00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:03,782 j“ for god's sakes, turn around. J“ 758 00:54:07,870 --> 00:54:10,205 All right, baby, over to you. 759 00:54:10,289 --> 00:54:16,086 J“ oh, Ruby j“ 760 00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:18,839 j“ for god's sakes, turn around. J“ 761 00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,257 Get over here! 762 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:23,302 Kenny, I cannot believe this house. 763 00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:27,514 We smash the rest of this tour, baby, Nashville will be calling. 764 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,605 Your real name? 765 00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,482 Oh, you're comin' undone here. 766 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:37,900 - Oh. Golly. - Here. 767 00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,359 You're right, you're right. 768 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,782 Kenny, Dolly. 769 00:54:44,865 --> 00:54:49,286 I'm... I'm Kenny Rogers, officially deed polled and all. 770 00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:51,705 You prefer Dolly, I assume? 771 00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,458 Like you have no idea. 772 00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:58,921 People think that I'm weird, 773 00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:01,381 that my behavior is inappropriate or whatever. 774 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:05,552 But being a mimic is not enough. 775 00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:08,388 It doesn't matter who you are or what industry you're in, 776 00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,933 you cannot be halfway in. 777 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:13,268 Yeah, you gotta bring everything. 778 00:55:13,352 --> 00:55:16,522 Emotionally. Creatively, socially. 779 00:55:16,605 --> 00:55:17,689 I get it. 780 00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:21,902 You're just blossomin'. 781 00:55:23,904 --> 00:55:27,241 Dolly would be really proud of you, Dolly. 782 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:31,286 We just fit, you and I. 783 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:37,918 J“ still, here we are j“ 784 00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,920 j“ both of us lonely j“ 785 00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:44,925 j“ longing for shelter j“ 786 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:49,721 j“ from all that we see j“ 787 00:55:49,805 --> 00:55:53,475 j“ why should we worry j“ 788 00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:57,229 j“ no one will care, girl j“ 789 00:55:57,312 --> 00:56:00,399 j“ look at the stars now j“ 790 00:56:00,482 --> 00:56:03,610 j“ so far away j“ 791 00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:07,948 j“ we've got tonight j“ 792 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:11,451 j“ who needs tomorrow? J“ 793 00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:15,247 J“ we've got tonight, babe j“ 794 00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:19,001 j“ why don't you stay? J“ 795 00:56:45,193 --> 00:56:46,445 Okey dokey. 796 00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:49,656 Five, six, seven, eight. Okay. 797 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,491 Well... 798 00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:55,162 You got your own room for your private gal time. 799 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:58,624 You know, where I'm not too far away. Just over there. 800 00:56:58,707 --> 00:57:03,712 Spare key set out for front and back door, just in case you get locked out. 801 00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:09,301 I guess we're doin' this. 802 00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:10,636 Home, sweet home! 803 00:57:15,015 --> 00:57:16,850 - Oh, baby. - Mm... 804 00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:22,814 J“ get ready for me, love, 'cause I'm a comer j“ 805 00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:25,484 j“ I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer j“ 806 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:29,071 j“ nobody, no, nobody j“ 807 00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:33,325 j“ is gonna j“ 808 00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:36,912 j“ rain on my j“ 809 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:43,710 j“ parade! J“ 810 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,094 Yeah! 811 00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:57,140 I know. I know. 812 00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:58,475 Ladies and gentlemen, 813 00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:03,105 would you please welcome our newest master of ceremonies? 814 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:06,608 The empress of country, 815 00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:08,527 miss Dolly Parton! 816 00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:14,700 Thank you. 817 00:58:14,783 --> 00:58:17,285 Welcome, my new friends. 818 00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:19,287 Oh, my golly, welcome. 819 00:58:19,371 --> 00:58:22,791 It is important to keep our homes open to everybody. 820 00:58:22,874 --> 00:58:26,420 It doesn't matter what size, color, shape you are, 821 00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:29,589 you find out who you are and you do it on purpose. 822 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:36,430 Ain't that right, Elvis? 823 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:37,556 Truth is like the sun. 824 00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:40,600 You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. 825 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:46,690 Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! 826 00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:48,775 Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! 827 00:59:34,362 --> 00:59:36,364 That's zhiang, my new boarder. 828 00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:41,995 I'm assuming you're worried about me 829 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:46,708 and you've come to apologize for falling off the face of the earth. 830 00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:49,211 I'm fine. Lost weight. Hmm, see? 831 00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:51,174 I've come to give you some cash for the mortgage 832 00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:55,801 and invite you to my gig, which is at your favorite theatre. 833 00:59:56,718 --> 00:59:57,928 Twin palms. 834 00:59:58,929 --> 00:59:59,846 Hmm... 835 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:02,557 Step up from the school talent contest. 836 01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:04,017 I'll come for a laugh. 837 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:07,437 No, mom, don't come for a laugh. 838 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,107 It's serious! 839 01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:13,193 I mean, they're talking Nashville and a us tour! 840 01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:16,530 I can't win with you. 841 01:00:26,123 --> 01:00:29,543 I was devastated to hear that you and franny were a joke. 842 01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:32,003 How cruel. 843 01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:18,133 All right. All right. 844 01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:20,510 It's not a problem. 845 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,932 "Kenny in the kimberley." Got a great ring to it. 846 01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,726 How long till you're back? 847 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,019 It's only two weeks, baby, 848 01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:32,063 - but... I'll miss you. - Mm-hmm. 849 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,527 At home, on stage, backstage, everywhere. 850 01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:43,116 - I'll give you a call once I land. - Okay. 851 01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:56,588 My weapons of mass distraction. 852 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,927 Hmm 853 01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,428 let's do this. 854 01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:19,694 Here you go. 855 01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:31,081 Everything's gonna be all right. 856 01:03:24,509 --> 01:03:26,970 J“ let me know j“ 857 01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:30,056 j“ everything's all right j“ 858 01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:08,553 J“ everything's all right j“ 859 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:19,022 Oh! 860 01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:21,566 Hey, it's okay. 861 01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:23,860 You're in recovery and this is normal. 862 01:04:23,943 --> 01:04:27,238 Your body is naturally going into protective mode 863 01:04:27,322 --> 01:04:29,342 and is rejecting the implants, which is absolutely... 864 01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:32,118 Normal. Oh. 865 01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:35,872 - I'll go and get you some morphine. - Okay. 866 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:39,501 Oh, and your next of kin is waiting for you outside. 867 01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:41,086 Oh, shit. 868 01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:46,674 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Yes, yes! 869 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:51,054 Franwa, hello! Hey! 870 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,266 Do I look "boobiful"? I can't say it! 871 01:04:57,644 --> 01:04:59,104 Why are you so angry? 872 01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:02,232 Everything's gonna be all right. 873 01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:21,126 Cutting yourself to be beautiful is unbelievable to me. 874 01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:22,544 It's fucking stupid. 875 01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:26,423 Oh, why are you so jacked up about what I do with my body anyway? 876 01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:29,217 Because I'm your mate, trying to stop you from making dumb choices. 877 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:31,219 Well, I don't need saving. 878 01:05:31,302 --> 01:05:33,555 I'm not trying to save you. 879 01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:35,348 I'm trying to love you, you asshole! 880 01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:47,407 If you hadn't had your head so far up your ass, 881 01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,529 you'd know I've actually met someone. 882 01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:13,636 That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I am back and I am better than ever! 883 01:06:18,016 --> 01:06:20,560 I've always had big 'uns, just not this big. 884 01:06:21,895 --> 01:06:24,814 I used to be a little champagne glass and now I'm a watermelon. 885 01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:05,271 Who is the real Kenny? 886 01:07:16,658 --> 01:07:18,243 Oh, where is this guy? 887 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,374 Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny! 888 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,461 You're part synthetic. 889 01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,505 Well, [think that's probably true. 890 01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:35,093 I think a part of what magic I may have, as far as my personality, 891 01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:37,637 is the fact that I look totally artificial, 892 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,907 and I like to think I'm totally real. 893 01:07:39,931 --> 01:07:42,100 Do you see yourself as a sex symbol? 894 01:07:42,183 --> 01:07:44,227 I feel sexy. 895 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:47,480 I try to be sexy, I guess, and pretty. 896 01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:49,023 Is that my star man? 897 01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:52,151 I got an early flight, 'cause I missed my girl! 898 01:07:53,278 --> 01:07:54,696 I got presents! 899 01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:57,073 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 900 01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:58,408 Girl! 901 01:08:00,868 --> 01:08:02,745 I'm one hundred percent committed. 902 01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:05,415 - Hmm. - You wanna feel 'em? 903 01:08:10,670 --> 01:08:11,671 Right? 904 01:08:14,173 --> 01:08:15,466 Why'd you do that? 905 01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,969 Because the other one's weren't workin'. 906 01:08:20,221 --> 01:08:23,224 I hadn't noticed, but I'm a butt man, so... 907 01:08:24,225 --> 01:08:25,476 Huh. 908 01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:28,771 Well, these are real. 909 01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:31,858 Sure thing, doll. I hope they make you happy. 910 01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:36,237 So, ah... 911 01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:39,657 Yeah, it's a little messy, but I'm gettin' to it. 912 01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,082 Have you been... 913 01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:50,918 You been goin' through my things? 914 01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:56,215 Lookin' for what? 915 01:08:57,216 --> 01:08:58,635 Your mama. 916 01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:00,386 Your friends. 917 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,013 More about the real you. 918 01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:04,182 I am real. 919 01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:08,561 So how'd you get here? 920 01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:12,440 Do you miss your old self? 921 01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:17,403 Come on, now. 922 01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:20,990 You can't just be a cardboard cutout. 923 01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:27,914 Kenny Rogers, baby. 924 01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:46,641 You okay? 925 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,826 Red, the twin palms theatre has sold out. 926 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:54,565 - Congratulations! - Oh! 927 01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:58,486 Dolly's finally taken over, hey? 928 01:09:58,569 --> 01:10:00,446 What does Kenny think of your new equipment? 929 01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:04,200 He's a butt man. 930 01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:07,662 But I didn't do it for him, I did it for myself. 931 01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:13,292 You all right? 932 01:10:16,254 --> 01:10:17,255 Night. 933 01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:24,470 Hey, Dolly. 934 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:30,268 So how's it been filling my shoes, taking my job, hmm? 935 01:10:30,351 --> 01:10:33,020 You think you're so fucking special. 936 01:10:33,104 --> 01:10:35,690 - Nothin' real about me... - Except my heart. 937 01:10:35,773 --> 01:10:37,608 Mm. 938 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:43,322 Those look real fake. 939 01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:45,158 Your opinion means nothin' to me. 940 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:49,704 Well, then you won't mind me reminding you who you really are. 941 01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:52,498 I know what's under that wig. 942 01:10:54,834 --> 01:10:56,002 Raylene. 943 01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,754 Get off! 944 01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:58,921 Oh! 945 01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:05,094 It's so easy for you. 946 01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:09,807 You have no idea! 947 01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:17,523 It's not easy for any of us. 948 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:48,054 You are seriously red and you have no titties. 949 01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:51,307 It's nothin' personal, darlin', but, uh, truth is like the sun. 950 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:55,895 You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. 951 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:20,753 Dolly. Honey. 952 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,839 - Quit. Quit. Quit. - Stop. 953 01:12:23,881 --> 01:12:25,132 Baby, stop! 954 01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:29,428 Dolly, this is serious business. I wanna show you somethin', all right? 955 01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:46,571 My daddy, he was in the army. He made me shave it all off. 956 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,781 He was violent. 957 01:12:51,576 --> 01:12:53,411 He was a real piece of work. 958 01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,790 One of the saddest days of my childhood. 959 01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:08,009 Just because you lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. 960 01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:14,974 You're a good man, Kenny. 961 01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:18,351 Hey. 962 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:20,646 You're a good man. 963 01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:27,236 I wanna meet your mom. 964 01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:30,697 Uh—huh. 965 01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:36,107 Hmm. 966 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,419 - And, darling? - Hmm? 967 01:13:43,502 --> 01:13:44,921 Breasts? 968 01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:51,594 Well, I get to choose what I do with my body, because it's mine. 969 01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:54,889 People have gotta look at you, at least give 'em somethin' decent to look at. 970 01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:59,393 Ain't that right, zhiang? And what about you two? 971 01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:01,187 Francis introduced us. 972 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:17,954 Viv, this chicken is delicious. 973 01:14:18,037 --> 01:14:20,873 Oh, thank you, Kenny. 974 01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:23,793 It's not too dry? 975 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:26,420 Oh! So tender. 976 01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:30,299 I'll get it. 977 01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:36,263 Hey, zhiang. 978 01:14:36,347 --> 01:14:38,015 - Oh, darling! - Hi! 979 01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:40,685 - Hello. - How are you? Good to see you. 980 01:14:40,768 --> 01:14:43,104 Red, this is Betty. 981 01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:45,439 Uh, Dolly, Betty. 982 01:14:45,523 --> 01:14:48,442 It's so great you're finally here and I get to meet you. 983 01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:51,779 It's funny, I get 'Ruby' all the time. 984 01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:54,323 - I'm so sorry we're late, viv. - Oh! 985 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:56,200 I'm Kenny, man. Nice to meet you. 986 01:14:56,283 --> 01:14:57,326 - Hi. - Pleasure. 987 01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:00,413 Thank you. 988 01:15:08,838 --> 01:15:10,506 You can trump last time. 989 01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:13,759 So, what do you do? 990 01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:16,220 - Um... I'm a lawyer. - Oh! 991 01:15:16,303 --> 01:15:18,681 Very serious job, not like yours. 992 01:15:20,725 --> 01:15:23,644 Oh, I'm very proud of my girl. 993 01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:25,479 She has worked hard. 994 01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:27,982 This little Dolly, she's dynamite. 995 01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:30,818 The kid always had the spirit in her. 996 01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:34,864 Nice one, gramps. He's a wise guy. 997 01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:38,409 Well, blessings don't come without difficulties. 998 01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:39,493 Amen. 999 01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:44,415 I'd love to see your garden, viv. 1000 01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:47,126 Darling, of course! 1001 01:15:47,209 --> 01:15:48,419 I had let it go, 1002 01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:53,716 but Lionel and zhiang and I have been working very hard in the garden. 1003 01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:57,261 Let's go. Let's go! Come on! 1004 01:15:57,344 --> 01:15:59,555 - Right. Okay, right now? Okay. - Oh. 1005 01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,974 - Thank you. - Oh, no, it's my pleasure. 1006 01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:03,059 Excuse me. 1007 01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:05,144 Come on, love. 1008 01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:07,688 Yours is a mashed potato. 1009 01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:11,567 It's good to see you, red. 1010 01:16:12,610 --> 01:16:13,611 Dwinks! 1011 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,832 Makes it much better. No, it's fine. 1012 01:16:35,216 --> 01:16:37,301 So, what's the hardest case you've had? 1013 01:16:37,384 --> 01:16:41,555 Ooh, yeah, I had, um, this one absolute... 1014 01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:52,024 You are out of your mind! 1015 01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:54,735 - Franny. Franny. - What are you doing? 1016 01:16:56,987 --> 01:17:00,950 Dolly Parton is about being the best version of yourself, 1017 01:17:01,033 --> 01:17:04,161 but to never take yourself too seriously. 1018 01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:06,705 But you're living as someone else 1019 01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:10,709 with someone else who is also living as someone else! 1020 01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:13,087 Yeah, so? 1021 01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:15,297 That's the gig! 1022 01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:19,552 And life is working unbelievably better this way. 1023 01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:22,888 And he is who he is, which is a version of someone else. 1024 01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:25,733 And you're you, which is you, which I'm sure is a version of yourself, 1025 01:17:25,808 --> 01:17:29,019 - and, I'm sure, probably someone else! - You're lost. 1026 01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:31,105 If you're busy being someone else... 1027 01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:35,526 Who's busy being you? 1028 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:11,437 What am I gonna do, Dolly? 1029 01:18:14,315 --> 01:18:17,067 It's okay to be nervous. Tomorrow's show's a big deal. 1030 01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,751 I don't know what's wrong with me. 1031 01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:24,325 The more unique you are as a person, the harder it is to be someone else. 1032 01:18:24,408 --> 01:18:26,577 That's why Kenny does it so well. 1033 01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:31,999 He was just a blank canvas before. He was a starter kit. 1034 01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:38,380 Being Kenny Rogers gave him more than he ever would have had without it. 1035 01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:42,134 Why did you stop being Neil diamond when you were so successful? 1036 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,138 I was tired of ripping myself off. 1037 01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:50,476 Ripping my wife off... being someone else. 1038 01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:55,606 The only applause I ever really needed was from her. 1039 01:18:56,815 --> 01:18:58,400 I realized that too late. 1040 01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:00,861 But who are you? 1041 01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:07,743 I mean, are you a copy? Are you a copy-copy? 1042 01:19:07,826 --> 01:19:10,329 You're still walking around like you're Neil diamond. 1043 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:14,333 Ever read about a frog who dreamed of being a king and then became one? 1044 01:19:18,545 --> 01:19:22,841 Except for the names and a few other places, when you talk about me, 1045 01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:24,760 the story's the same one. 1046 01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:29,848 J“ but I got an emptiness deep inside j“ 1047 01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:33,686 j“ and I've tried, but it won't let me go j“ 1048 01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:38,565 j“ and I'm not a man who likes to swear j“ 1049 01:19:38,649 --> 01:19:41,986 j“ but I never cared for the sound of being 1050 01:19:42,069 --> 01:19:45,072 j“ alone j“ 1051 01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:47,866 j“ "I am", isaid j“ 1052 01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:53,080 j“ to no-one there j“ 1053 01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:59,003 j“ and no one heard at all j“ 1054 01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:02,047 j“ not even the chairj“ 1055 01:20:03,590 --> 01:20:05,009 you got this, kid. 1056 01:20:05,092 --> 01:20:07,886 J“ "I am", I cried j“ 1057 01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:13,392 j“ "I am", said I j“ 1058 01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:19,648 j“ and I am lost and I can't j“ 1059 01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:22,693 j“ even say why j“ 1060 01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:27,698 j“ "I am", isaid j“ 1061 01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:33,245 j“ "I am", I cried j“ 1062 01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:40,461 j“I am. J“ 1063 01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,511 It's all a bit ridiculous. 1064 01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:54,808 You get your looks from me, though, obviously. 1065 01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:29,676 Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats. 1066 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:32,346 The show you've all been waiting for. 1067 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:54,576 J“ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene j“ 1068 01:21:54,660 --> 01:22:01,041 j“ I'm begging of you, please don't take my man j“ 1069 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:06,588 - j“ Jolene, Jolene j“ - J“ Jolene, Jolene j“ 1070 01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:11,927 J“ please don't take him just because you can j“ 1071 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:15,180 j“ your beauty is beyond compare j“ 1072 01:22:15,264 --> 01:22:17,224 j“ with flaming locks of auburn hairj“ 1073 01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:22,521 j“ with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green j“ 1074 01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:25,649 j“ your smile is like a breath of spring j“ 1075 01:22:25,732 --> 01:22:28,068 j“ your voice is soft like summer rain j“ 1076 01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:32,281 j“ and I cannot compete with you, Jolene j“ 1077 01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:35,468 J“ in love forever j“ 1078 01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:39,746 j“ we can ride it together, ah-ha j“ 1079 01:22:39,830 --> 01:22:44,001 j“ making love with each other, ah-ha j“ 1080 01:22:44,084 --> 01:22:49,006 j“ islands in the stream, that is what we are j“ 1081 01:22:49,089 --> 01:22:51,341 j“ no one in between j“ 1082 01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:53,302 j“ how can we be wrong? J“ 1083 01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:58,640 j“ sail away with me to another world j“ 1084 01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:02,853 j“ and we'll rely on each other, ah-ha j“ 1085 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:07,774 j“ from one lover to another, ah-ha j“ 1086 01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:10,694 J“ baby, I'm burnin', baby, I'm burnin' j“ 1087 01:23:10,777 --> 01:23:14,364 j“ baby, I'm burnin', baby, I'm burnin' j“ 1088 01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:17,868 j“ baby, I'm burnin' out of control j“ 1089 01:23:17,951 --> 01:23:21,538 j“ baby, I'm burnin', body and soul j“ 1090 01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:25,042 j“ hot as a pistol of flaming desire j“ 1091 01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:28,629 j“ baby, I'm burnin', you've got me on fire j“ 1092 01:23:28,712 --> 01:23:32,299 j“ baby, I'm burnin' out of control j“ 1093 01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:35,427 j“ baby, I'm burnin', body and soul... j“ 1094 01:23:47,189 --> 01:23:49,441 Thank you, folks. Thank you very much. 1095 01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:53,946 - Yee-haw! - Whoa. Wow. Wow! 1096 01:23:56,323 --> 01:23:57,741 I, uh... 1097 01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:03,956 All right, I usually keep my cards pretty close to my chest. 1098 01:24:04,957 --> 01:24:07,501 But tonight, I got somethin' to say. 1099 01:24:08,418 --> 01:24:12,005 I love you, baby! 1100 01:24:12,089 --> 01:24:14,967 I love you, I love you, I love you! 1101 01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:17,594 Heaven and earth. 1102 01:24:19,638 --> 01:24:20,847 Oh, no. 1103 01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:27,563 Marry me. 1104 01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:30,190 Kenny. 1105 01:24:30,274 --> 01:24:32,651 He's just foolin' around. Come on, baby. 1106 01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:36,947 Marry me, baby. This is... This is the way it's meant to be. 1107 01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:38,282 What do you say, folks? 1108 01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:42,578 It's definitely not a joke. 1109 01:24:42,661 --> 01:24:44,580 Well, he's never really been that funny. 1110 01:24:45,581 --> 01:24:48,083 I want all of you to share in this moment. 1111 01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:50,919 Baby, I love you. 1112 01:24:54,131 --> 01:24:56,675 Kenny, you're not in love with me. 1113 01:24:56,758 --> 01:25:00,220 I am. Baby, I sure am. 1114 01:25:00,304 --> 01:25:02,014 Kenny, don't do this. 1115 01:25:03,765 --> 01:25:05,767 I thought that this was what you wanted? 1116 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:22,909 I can't do this. 1117 01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:27,456 I'm not the girl you want, Kenny. 1118 01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:30,834 I'm not her. 1119 01:25:37,674 --> 01:25:40,969 But that silly Billy Dolly... 1120 01:25:43,513 --> 01:25:46,850 Taught me all the things that you loved, that I pretended. 1121 01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:59,237 To have confidence in yourself... 1122 01:26:01,615 --> 01:26:04,326 And that bravery is vulnerability... 1123 01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:08,205 And to not put a value on yourself, 1124 01:26:08,288 --> 01:26:10,707 but value the things you love. 1125 01:26:10,791 --> 01:26:12,793 Oh, what are you... Baby, what are you doin'? 1126 01:26:15,754 --> 01:26:19,216 Dolly's got some wisdom. Dolly's got so much wisdom. 1127 01:26:20,217 --> 01:26:23,053 I haven't got any wisdom, but I do know 1128 01:26:23,136 --> 01:26:26,390 that I've got to learn to be all those things, but as me. 1129 01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,434 This is not an impulse reaction. 1130 01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:32,979 I'm strip-teasing in a somewhat untidy fashion, 1131 01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:36,274 all in the name of saving myself... 1132 01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:45,617 And the skin that I'm in. 1133 01:26:59,047 --> 01:27:01,758 J“ it's enough to drive you j“ 1134 01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:04,177 j“ crazy if you let it! J“ 1135 01:27:18,108 --> 01:27:19,359 I love you, mom. 1136 01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:24,072 I love you too, darling. 1137 01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:29,453 She's mine! 1138 01:27:35,167 --> 01:27:37,836 I propose, then women drop their knickers. 1139 01:27:44,050 --> 01:27:46,011 You go back out there. That's for you. 1140 01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:48,513 It's okay. I don't need it. 1141 01:28:04,654 --> 01:28:06,198 Have a good night, folks. 1142 01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:51,201 Good to see you. 1143 01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:54,120 Aren't you all glad that the king is back! 1144 01:29:01,002 --> 01:29:02,963 Later on today, and I'm going to say it again, 1145 01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:04,631 I want you to have a great day. 1146 01:29:05,632 --> 01:29:09,427 Later on today, and I'm going to say it again, I want you to have a great day. 1147 01:29:09,511 --> 01:29:11,012 Kenny! Show time! 1148 01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:13,265 Thanks, Tom. 1149 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:17,185 Now to the most outstanding valuer of the year. 1150 01:29:17,269 --> 01:29:19,938 I'm excited to announce the winner is... 1151 01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:21,189 Francis! 1152 01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:28,697 Go, Francis! 1153 01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:30,198 Oh, my god! 1154 01:29:32,659 --> 01:29:35,662 I'm... I'm terrified of public speaking, 1155 01:29:35,745 --> 01:29:37,664 so I hoped wearing this 1156 01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:41,209 would give me David bowie guts 1157 01:29:41,293 --> 01:29:43,628 to get up here and say thank you. 1158 01:29:44,504 --> 01:29:46,172 So, um... 1159 01:29:48,592 --> 01:29:49,843 Thank you. 1160 01:29:52,178 --> 01:29:53,471 Yeah, Francis! 1161 01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:57,892 Whoo! 1162 01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:11,406 I wasn't gonna miss it. 1163 01:30:13,992 --> 01:30:15,660 Awards are kinda stupid. 1164 01:30:17,454 --> 01:30:19,205 I'm really sorry, franny. 1165 01:30:21,541 --> 01:30:23,168 You really pushed it. 1166 01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:27,255 - You pushed me. - I know. 1167 01:30:28,381 --> 01:30:32,260 I just wanted that feeling that everyone else looks like they're having. 1168 01:30:32,344 --> 01:30:34,179 You know, that they're respected and... 1169 01:30:35,388 --> 01:30:36,556 You know. 1170 01:30:51,321 --> 01:30:53,949 What would the world do with two Dolly partons? 1171 01:31:06,628 --> 01:31:08,254 Celebrate? 1172 01:31:15,261 --> 01:31:17,597 - You know I'm doing a new thing? - Oh, yeah? 1173 01:31:17,681 --> 01:31:19,766 Yeah, I think I've kinda found my audience. 1174 01:31:19,849 --> 01:31:22,811 - As yourself? - Yeah. Everyone else is taken. 1175 01:31:37,450 --> 01:31:40,286 My name is red and I'm your teacher.