1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,189 --> 00:00:10,772 (wind howling) 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,931 (knife chopping) 5 00:00:21,931 --> 00:00:26,477 - [Sugar] I love how French it sounds, en papillote. 6 00:00:26,477 --> 00:00:27,870 - I just made a pot of meat. - It's just a piece of paper. 7 00:00:27,870 --> 00:00:29,700 - [Sugar] I wanted to try something new. 8 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:30,990 - [Kitty] Marybelle, what did you make? 9 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:32,070 - [Marybelle] Just a dessert. 10 00:00:32,070 --> 00:00:34,650 Probably won't be as good as yours. 11 00:00:34,650 --> 00:00:36,060 - [Flo] Sug, we need to get a move on. 12 00:00:36,060 --> 00:00:38,400 - [Sugar] Well, let me cut it open first. 13 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:40,200 Watch the steam, girls. 14 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,137 This thing is gonna be hot. 15 00:00:43,186 --> 00:00:45,769 (upbeat music) 16 00:00:51,367 --> 00:00:56,367 ♪ If your love refuses to kiss you sometime ♪ 17 00:00:58,955 --> 00:01:00,786 ♪ Don't worry ♪ 18 00:01:00,786 --> 00:01:03,007 ♪ Don't worry ♪ 19 00:01:03,007 --> 00:01:06,745 ♪ Come try one of mine ♪ 20 00:01:06,745 --> 00:01:10,825 ♪ For it's your love I've waited for ♪ 21 00:01:10,825 --> 00:01:14,727 ♪ Now and forever more ♪ 22 00:01:14,727 --> 00:01:16,738 ♪ Come try ♪ 23 00:01:16,738 --> 00:01:21,033 ♪ Just try me one time ♪ 24 00:01:21,033 --> 00:01:23,066 ♪ Mm ♪ 25 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:24,858 ♪ If your love ♪ 26 00:01:24,858 --> 00:01:27,106 ♪ Should leave you ♪ 27 00:01:27,106 --> 00:01:30,836 ♪ And you're all alone ♪ 28 00:01:30,836 --> 00:01:34,746 ♪ Don't worry, don't worry ♪ 29 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:38,807 ♪ Just be off the phone ♪ 30 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:42,578 ♪ I promise that I'll be there ♪ 31 00:01:42,578 --> 00:01:46,705 ♪ Whenever you wish and hope ♪ 32 00:01:46,705 --> 00:01:51,705 ♪ Just try, please try me one time ♪ 33 00:01:54,916 --> 00:01:59,916 ♪ If your biggest problem is finding someone to love ♪ 34 00:02:03,154 --> 00:02:07,072 ♪ Don't worry, oh, my darling ♪ 35 00:02:07,072 --> 00:02:10,178 ♪ It's you I'm thinking of ♪ 36 00:02:10,178 --> 00:02:15,178 ♪ If your love refuses to hold you sometime ♪ 37 00:02:18,152 --> 00:02:20,418 ♪ Don't beg her ♪ 38 00:02:20,418 --> 00:02:22,935 ♪ Don't you beg her ♪ 39 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:26,795 ♪ Just try, try one of mine ♪ 40 00:02:26,795 --> 00:02:30,295 ♪ I will hold you so close to me ♪ 41 00:02:30,295 --> 00:02:34,135 ♪ I'll love you so tenderly ♪ 42 00:02:34,135 --> 00:02:38,385 ♪ Just try, please try me one time ♪ 43 00:02:45,187 --> 00:02:50,187 ♪ Me one time ♪ 44 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:56,127 ♪ Me one time ♪ 45 00:02:57,512 --> 00:03:00,679 ♪ Oh, try me one time ♪ 46 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:06,543 - Jesus, it's Armageddon out here. 47 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,730 Let's mix up some daiquiris. 48 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,236 - Ooh. 49 00:03:10,236 --> 00:03:13,153 (blender whirring) 50 00:03:17,378 --> 00:03:18,973 - Now, be nice. 51 00:03:18,973 --> 00:03:21,780 But I wanted to try something new. 52 00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:23,850 I used that meat spread with the little devil on the front. 53 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:25,560 - Do you even know it's in that stuff? 54 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,460 - Instead of flour or milk, 55 00:03:26,460 --> 00:03:28,710 I just plopped in two cans of cream of mushroom. 56 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:30,720 You're so right, Sugar. 57 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,000 - Condensed soup? 58 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,790 That's what we've got here, solid soup. 59 00:03:36,790 --> 00:03:39,600 (both laughing) 60 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,990 - Why not have a potluck on Sunday night? 61 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:45,060 With none of our husbands going to work on Monday 62 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:48,210 because of the holidays, it might be a nice change, 63 00:03:48,210 --> 00:03:51,300 but to make it more exciting, we could have a contest. 64 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:53,130 We could each bring a dish 65 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:55,200 and we could let our husbands be the judges. 66 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,040 - I don't know. 67 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,356 - I can't win against you guys. 68 00:03:57,356 --> 00:03:59,946 - Finally, some action around here, 69 00:03:59,946 --> 00:04:01,170 I've got a trick or two up my sleeve. 70 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:03,270 - You've gotta trick or two up your skirt. 71 00:04:03,270 --> 00:04:06,078 - Ladies, the war is on. 72 00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:08,911 (energetic music) 73 00:04:11,524 --> 00:04:12,747 - Marybelle. 74 00:04:12,747 --> 00:04:14,217 - Yay. 75 00:04:14,217 --> 00:04:16,036 - [Group] Yay! 76 00:04:16,036 --> 00:04:19,207 (energetic funky music) 77 00:04:19,207 --> 00:04:20,820 ♪ Ooh, you gotta make more ♪ 78 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:22,989 ♪ Sing it girl with a little of soul now ♪ 79 00:04:22,989 --> 00:04:26,154 ♪ Ooh, you gotta make some ♪ 80 00:04:26,154 --> 00:04:31,154 ♪ If it's love that you need, won't you call me baby ♪ 81 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:36,397 ♪ I think I'm just too needy ♪ 82 00:04:36,397 --> 00:04:39,174 ♪ So please call me, baby ♪ 83 00:04:39,174 --> 00:04:41,487 ♪ If you call, you got some chat ♪ 84 00:04:41,487 --> 00:04:42,995 ♪ You can't get through ♪ 85 00:04:42,995 --> 00:04:47,995 ♪ Well, leave your name and your number and I'll call you ♪ 86 00:04:49,169 --> 00:04:50,047 ♪ I'll call you ♪ 87 00:04:50,047 --> 00:04:50,957 (knocking on door) 88 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,080 - Oh, hello neighbors! 89 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,190 Come on in. 90 00:04:53,190 --> 00:04:54,780 - Pleasure. 91 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:56,370 - Kitty. 92 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:58,988 - Your old lady's in the room fixing up. 93 00:04:58,988 --> 00:05:01,920 Well, hello! - Jerome. 94 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:03,855 - Hi, great to see you. 95 00:05:03,855 --> 00:05:06,534 You'd make a beautiful man, Jerome. 96 00:05:06,534 --> 00:05:08,913 And Les! 97 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:11,919 Hey, do you golf? 98 00:05:11,919 --> 00:05:13,470 You should come play some holes 99 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:15,209 with Sterling and me sometime. 100 00:05:15,209 --> 00:05:16,628 - Well- - Great! 101 00:05:16,628 --> 00:05:17,580 We'll play tomorrow. 102 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:20,504 I'll pick you up at nine. (knocking on door) 103 00:05:20,504 --> 00:05:22,587 Maximilian and Marybelle. 104 00:05:24,563 --> 00:05:25,396 - Conrad. 105 00:05:26,423 --> 00:05:30,655 - Hey, why don't you all mix up some martinis 106 00:05:30,655 --> 00:05:32,850 and I'll go get the old ball in chain? 107 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:34,563 Be back in two shakes. 108 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,500 - Max. - Sterling. 109 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,240 - You're looking fit. 110 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,920 You been working out? 111 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:41,753 - Oh, you know, 112 00:05:41,753 --> 00:05:44,103 just running and messing a little with the weights. 113 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,203 - Bert. - Maximilian. 114 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:53,700 - Wow, Florene, you look fantastic. 115 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,111 - Why, thank you, darling. 116 00:05:55,111 --> 00:05:55,988 Where are the girls? 117 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:56,821 - Kitchen. 118 00:05:56,821 --> 00:06:00,570 - So, uh, Leslie, you still working at the university? 119 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:03,600 - [Jerome] Yes, he's still answering the president's phone. 120 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,150 - I like mine a little dirtier. 121 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:07,660 - Uh, you got it. 122 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,720 - [Conrad] Hey, you've been messing with my stuff. 123 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,190 - Not tonight, Connie. 124 00:06:14,190 --> 00:06:15,690 We've got company. 125 00:06:15,690 --> 00:06:18,094 - My tweezers are upside down. 126 00:06:18,094 --> 00:06:19,740 You've been using them on your eyebrows. 127 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:21,127 Fucking hair on 'em. 128 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:27,933 Don't touch my fucking shit. 129 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,220 You know better than that. 130 00:06:41,730 --> 00:06:42,563 - When I was five, 131 00:06:42,563 --> 00:06:44,370 my mother told me I was adopted 132 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:46,650 and she handed me a bucket and some cleaning supplies, 133 00:06:46,650 --> 00:06:48,200 and she told me to get to work. 134 00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:51,300 I wrote my first poem that day. 135 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,220 - Good evening ladies. - Hi, Sug. 136 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:57,570 - I'm telling a story. - Oh, excuse me. 137 00:06:57,570 --> 00:06:59,970 - I scribbled it on a piece of toilet paper, 138 00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:03,030 in between scrubbing the pot it went like this. 139 00:07:03,030 --> 00:07:05,160 Dreams are candy 140 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:10,160 and mothers are dark smears on white porcelain. (laughs) 141 00:07:11,103 --> 00:07:14,700 I wrote a poem every day since. 142 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,800 A poem for every day of my life. 143 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,050 I would write while washing the dishes 144 00:07:19,050 --> 00:07:22,440 or polishing the silver or cleaning the vomit off the carpet 145 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,693 after one of my mother's nightly binges. 146 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:28,710 Let's just say I grew up in the perfect environment 147 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:30,090 for a poet to thrive. 148 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:30,923 - What the hell are you talking about? 149 00:07:30,923 --> 00:07:33,390 You don't even know what a poem is. (laughs) 150 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:35,819 - [Flo] Well, she's getting her poetry 151 00:07:35,819 --> 00:07:36,652 straight from the bottle. 152 00:07:36,652 --> 00:07:37,761 - I got started early. 153 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:42,670 - A child prodigy, a poet and a drunk by the age of five. 154 00:07:43,995 --> 00:07:46,830 - Gosh, we're gonna have fun tonight, I can feel it. 155 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:47,663 - [Radio Announcer] Yesterday, 156 00:07:47,663 --> 00:07:49,679 movie legend Judy Garland was found dead 157 00:07:49,679 --> 00:07:52,920 in the bathroom of her rented Chelsea London house. 158 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:53,760 - Good Lord. 159 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:54,840 - [Radio Announcer] The coroner stressed 160 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:55,980 that there was no evidence 161 00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:58,560 to suggest she had committed suicide. 162 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,470 Even so, a British specialist who had attended Garland 163 00:08:01,470 --> 00:08:04,110 said she had been living on borrowed time 164 00:08:04,110 --> 00:08:06,503 due to cirrhosis of the liver. 165 00:08:06,503 --> 00:08:11,340 Garland had turned 47 just 12 days prior to her death. 166 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:14,760 Her "Wizard of Oz" costar Ray Bolger commented saying, 167 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:18,300 and I quote, "She just plain wore out." 168 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,158 - I always loved "The Wizard of Oz." 169 00:08:23,158 --> 00:08:24,838 - 47, that's too bad. 170 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,586 - That's too bad. - Holy shit. 171 00:08:26,586 --> 00:08:27,803 - We saw her at Carnegie Hall. 172 00:08:29,335 --> 00:08:32,207 ♪ I love you, I do ♪ 173 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:35,624 ♪ Baby, baby, I hurt you ♪ 174 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,967 - Is it time to eat yet? 175 00:08:41,967 --> 00:08:42,799 ♪ You and another girl ♪ 176 00:08:42,799 --> 00:08:45,600 - My friends, here it is. 177 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:49,640 The first round of what will be many... 178 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,763 - Ca-ca-ca-ca-casserole wars! 179 00:08:52,763 --> 00:08:54,831 (group laughing) 180 00:08:54,831 --> 00:08:58,410 - And the inventor of tonight's winning dish 181 00:08:58,410 --> 00:09:03,410 will receive this groovy T-shirt. 182 00:09:03,791 --> 00:09:06,118 (group clapping) 183 00:09:06,118 --> 00:09:07,500 - My father gave me a T-shirt for my fifth birthday 184 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:10,170 that read Daddy's little question mark. 185 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:11,190 - I don't know why we can't just have a dinner party. 186 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:12,900 I hate this competition stuff. 187 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,640 - You know, deep down inside, you're not gonna win. 188 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:15,540 - Jerome! 189 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:16,740 - Okay, honey, she's just jealous. 190 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:17,700 You're a better cook. - Oh. 191 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,650 - Dehydrated food and powder. 192 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:22,590 Am I supposed to believe in astronaut can survive on Tang? 193 00:09:22,590 --> 00:09:25,491 - Get with the words, I need food. 194 00:09:25,491 --> 00:09:27,521 - Oh, Florene's hungry. 195 00:09:27,521 --> 00:09:28,420 We gotta get her home. 196 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:30,420 - Well, is everybody ready? 197 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:34,960 On your marks, get set and eat! 198 00:09:36,621 --> 00:09:39,954 (energetic funky music) 199 00:09:40,891 --> 00:09:42,342 ♪ You were sitting in your yard ♪ 200 00:09:42,342 --> 00:09:44,143 ♪ Yeah, waiting for you while ♪ 201 00:09:44,143 --> 00:09:47,540 ♪ While she was out there having a ball ♪ 202 00:09:47,540 --> 00:09:49,095 ♪ You were sitting in your yard ♪ 203 00:09:49,095 --> 00:09:50,933 ♪ Yeah, waiting for you while ♪ 204 00:09:50,933 --> 00:09:55,933 ♪ While she was out there having a ball ♪ 205 00:09:56,187 --> 00:09:58,170 ♪ Should've been working but she wasn't working ♪ 206 00:09:58,170 --> 00:10:01,389 ♪ She was out there having a ball ♪ 207 00:10:01,389 --> 00:10:06,317 ♪ Had you gotten out your yeah, yeah ♪ 208 00:10:06,317 --> 00:10:07,900 - Before we dig in, 209 00:10:08,818 --> 00:10:10,868 I would like us all to raise our glasses. 210 00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:15,180 To Sugar. 211 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:17,100 Thank you for organizing this for evening. 212 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,301 - Sugar! - To Sugar. 213 00:10:18,301 --> 00:10:19,607 - Sugar! (glasses clinking) 214 00:10:19,607 --> 00:10:21,339 - Do you know olio, Bert? 215 00:10:21,339 --> 00:10:22,770 Why do they call it olio? 216 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:25,172 It's really margarine. 217 00:10:25,172 --> 00:10:28,305 What the hell is olio? 218 00:10:28,305 --> 00:10:30,450 - Remember in "All About Eve," 219 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:32,945 when Bette Davis bites into that raw green onion? 220 00:10:32,945 --> 00:10:35,446 I'm currently having that experience. 221 00:10:35,446 --> 00:10:36,337 - I don't know. 222 00:10:36,337 --> 00:10:38,526 You know, I feel better if I line the pan with foil. 223 00:10:38,526 --> 00:10:40,117 Call it a quirk! (laughs) 224 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:42,671 Is a pimento a pepper? - Oh no. 225 00:10:42,671 --> 00:10:45,500 Pimento's not a pepper. - A pepper's a vegetable. 226 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,613 - Pimento is a pepper. - Yeah. 227 00:10:48,956 --> 00:10:50,795 - You know, I always thought Dr. Pepper was a real person. 228 00:10:50,795 --> 00:10:51,826 (Sugar laughs) 229 00:10:51,826 --> 00:10:53,263 It turned out true. 230 00:10:53,263 --> 00:10:55,350 (group laughing) 231 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,420 A big piece of gristle in this one. 232 00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:59,246 - Oh, that's Sugar's. 233 00:10:59,246 --> 00:11:01,200 - You know, I couldn't personally eat sweetbreads. 234 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,867 It's the brains, right? 235 00:11:02,867 --> 00:11:04,337 - [Both] Thymus. 236 00:11:04,337 --> 00:11:08,925 - What the hell is a thymus? - Right. 237 00:11:08,925 --> 00:11:13,437 - It's a gland in your neck. - I don't have a thymus. 238 00:11:13,437 --> 00:11:17,880 - I mean, in a calf's neck. - Oh no, not a calf. 239 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,193 That's horrible, I could never eat a baby. 240 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:24,190 - Hands down, the strangest thing about us 241 00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:28,503 is that none of us have had babies. 242 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,530 Some of us should have had children. 243 00:11:36,155 --> 00:11:39,072 (slow funky music) 244 00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:58,463 - Wow. 245 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,073 Okay. 246 00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:05,060 With four votes, the winner tonight is... 247 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,290 (drums table) (snaps fingers) 248 00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:12,555 The salmon en papillote. 249 00:12:12,555 --> 00:12:13,388 - Oh! 250 00:12:14,282 --> 00:12:17,595 It's salmon en papillote. 251 00:12:17,595 --> 00:12:22,233 - Look at that T-shirt. - Wow. (chuckles) 252 00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:24,403 Look. - You wear it well. 253 00:12:24,403 --> 00:12:25,883 - Here, Connie, this one's for you. 254 00:12:25,883 --> 00:12:27,115 - To the salmon. 255 00:12:27,115 --> 00:12:30,000 - I bet what happened is that everyone burned their mouths 256 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,310 on the first bite and their taste buds were useless 257 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,865 because that was definitely not the best dish tonight. 258 00:12:34,865 --> 00:12:35,698 (group chattering) 259 00:12:35,698 --> 00:12:37,410 I'm sorry, it was not the best dish tonight. 260 00:12:37,410 --> 00:12:40,560 - Jerome, you don't have to be so defensive about it. 261 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,270 - Jerome has written a note. 262 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:45,720 The salmon tastes like a spoonful of cunt. 263 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,763 - Jerome! (group laughing) 264 00:12:48,763 --> 00:12:51,690 - Jerome! - You can't say that word. 265 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:53,580 You can't say that word out loud. 266 00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:54,587 - You know, honey, 267 00:12:54,587 --> 00:12:57,705 there isn't a word like that for men though, cunt. 268 00:12:57,705 --> 00:12:58,920 - Maximilian Beadham. 269 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,720 - Just saying there isn't a derogatory term 270 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,553 for men as ugly as cunt. 271 00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:04,975 - Stop saying it. 272 00:13:04,975 --> 00:13:05,808 - Well, if you think about it, 273 00:13:05,808 --> 00:13:06,900 pencil dick is pretty damn bad. 274 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,010 - Well, pencil dick doesn't have 275 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:10,140 the same hard consonant sounds 276 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:13,203 and the abruptness of the word cunt. 277 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,960 Cunt is a mighty word. 278 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,990 (group laughing) (glasses clink) 279 00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:21,443 - How about you are a fag? 280 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,700 - Oh, she's got it! 281 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:28,700 That's it, the ugly "ah" sound followed by the hard "guh." 282 00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:30,270 Fag. 283 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,273 Fag. 284 00:13:32,273 --> 00:13:33,450 - It's a loaded word, man. 285 00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:34,890 A loaded word. 286 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:37,440 F-A-G is the awfulest. 287 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,930 I mean, it's much worse than that word cunt. 288 00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:41,490 - That's bullshit, Sterling. 289 00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:43,020 - No, it is worse. 290 00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:46,200 F-A-G is to question our masculinity. 291 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,450 The very essence of who men are. 292 00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:49,770 Cunt just refers to your- 293 00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,261 - Baby funnel? 294 00:13:51,261 --> 00:13:53,550 (group laughing) 295 00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:55,410 - I sometimes think men are the stupidest creatures 296 00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,960 to walk the face of the earth, I really do. 297 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:01,560 - Oh, but I just love saying dirty words. 298 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,123 Fuck yes, I do. 299 00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:09,230 Repeat after me, ladies and gentlemen. (clears throat) 300 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,100 Shit. 301 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:11,933 - [Group] Shit. 302 00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:14,886 (woman laughs) 303 00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:16,533 - Fuck. 304 00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:18,456 - [Group] Fuck! 305 00:14:18,456 --> 00:14:20,785 (group laughing) 306 00:14:20,785 --> 00:14:21,868 - Cocksucker. 307 00:14:22,866 --> 00:14:25,003 - [Group] Cocksucker! 308 00:14:25,003 --> 00:14:27,753 (group laughing) 309 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:30,655 - That felt good. 310 00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:32,753 (group laughing) 311 00:14:32,753 --> 00:14:33,930 - Marybelle, try it. 312 00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:35,643 It feels good. 313 00:14:35,643 --> 00:14:39,806 (group chattering) - Come on! 314 00:14:39,806 --> 00:14:41,085 - (whispers) Shit. 315 00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:43,835 (group laughing) 316 00:14:47,841 --> 00:14:48,976 - Nostrovia. 317 00:14:48,976 --> 00:14:50,643 - [Group] Nostrovia! 318 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:53,520 - Well, should we play a game? 319 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,770 - No, let's just put on some tunes and go. 320 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,572 - How about we play Agnew's favorite 321 00:14:57,572 --> 00:14:59,880 pin The blame on the donkey? 322 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:03,570 - Has everyone here played railroad tracks? 323 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,403 - Oh, what's that? 324 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,460 Honey, have we played that? 325 00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:06,540 - No. 326 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:07,890 - Bert, I love it. 327 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,120 - When I was 13, 328 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:13,967 I got molested on some railroad tracks by an albino. 329 00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:18,450 The moon made his skin glow so brightly. 330 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:23,171 I had just pretended I was having sex with a light bulb. 331 00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:24,004 (Flo hiccups) 332 00:15:24,004 --> 00:15:26,610 - That's charming, Flo. (group laughing) 333 00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:29,040 - Railroad tracks is a physical game. 334 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,750 It's about balance and control. 335 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,090 The game requires concentration. 336 00:15:33,090 --> 00:15:35,823 The ability to connect your body and your mind. 337 00:15:37,713 --> 00:15:39,947 So Marybelle, you up for it? 338 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:42,946 - Come on, Marybelle. - Come on. 339 00:15:42,946 --> 00:15:44,892 - Come on. - Attagirl. 340 00:15:44,892 --> 00:15:47,496 - You can do it. - Three cheers for Marybelle! 341 00:15:47,496 --> 00:15:48,425 Hip hip! 342 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,859 - [Group] Hooray! 343 00:15:49,859 --> 00:15:51,435 - Hip hip! - Hooray! 344 00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:53,289 - Hip hip! - Hooray! 345 00:15:53,289 --> 00:15:55,581 - All right! (Jerome laughing) 346 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:57,632 (hands thudding on couch) (group cheering) 347 00:15:57,632 --> 00:15:58,590 - What are we gonna use for tracks? 348 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,630 - Belts. - Hey, Sugar? 349 00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,763 Run to the room and get all the belts. 350 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,400 - (claps) We need more room. 351 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,886 - All right, men. 352 00:16:06,886 --> 00:16:08,076 Let's move this sofa back. 353 00:16:08,076 --> 00:16:09,790 - Let's get this out of the way. 354 00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:13,275 - I guess I'll be helpful. - Here we go, all right. 355 00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:16,090 - Come on, one, two, heave! - Three! 356 00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:17,133 - Oh! - Watch it. 357 00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:19,766 I want to buy this sofa. - Yeah. 358 00:16:19,766 --> 00:16:22,813 (group chattering) 359 00:16:22,813 --> 00:16:23,723 - Marybelle is the focus. 360 00:16:23,723 --> 00:16:25,640 Marybelle is the focus. 361 00:16:27,135 --> 00:16:29,445 - Thank you, baby. - Oh yeah. 362 00:16:29,445 --> 00:16:30,614 (Marybelle laughs) 363 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,213 - Okay, Marybelle, the idea of the game 364 00:16:32,213 --> 00:16:35,970 is that you have to walk on the tracks that we make. 365 00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:39,480 The object is to walk the entire length of the tracks 366 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,100 without falling off. 367 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,950 Your feet have to stay on the belts. 368 00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:46,823 The floor is hot lava. 369 00:16:46,823 --> 00:16:48,730 Watch out, hot, hot! 370 00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:50,566 - That's so easy. 371 00:16:50,566 --> 00:16:51,399 - Yes, it would be, 372 00:16:51,399 --> 00:16:53,070 but you've gotta walk the entire tracks 373 00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:54,331 wearing this blindfold. 374 00:16:54,331 --> 00:16:55,498 - [Group] Ooh! 375 00:16:58,262 --> 00:16:59,613 - Guys. 376 00:16:59,613 --> 00:17:02,363 (group laughing) 377 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,282 Be careful, be careful, my hair. 378 00:17:06,282 --> 00:17:08,888 - First we've gotta spin her. - Oh yeah, yeah, spin her! 379 00:17:08,888 --> 00:17:10,472 - [Group] Spin her! 380 00:17:11,832 --> 00:17:15,612 (Marybelle inhales) 381 00:17:15,612 --> 00:17:18,286 - There you go. - Spin her around. 382 00:17:18,286 --> 00:17:22,286 (group whispering and laughing) 383 00:17:23,555 --> 00:17:24,445 There you go, okay. 384 00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:26,069 - I need my feet on the tracks. 385 00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:27,753 - Feet on the tracks, yeah. 386 00:17:27,753 --> 00:17:29,136 Careful. 387 00:17:29,136 --> 00:17:30,153 - Okay. 388 00:17:30,153 --> 00:17:33,403 - And then you just walk. - Here I come! 389 00:17:34,545 --> 00:17:37,256 - Chug a chug a chug a chug a. 390 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,839 - Careful! - Stay on the tracks! 391 00:17:40,756 --> 00:17:42,893 Am I on the tracks? 392 00:17:42,893 --> 00:17:44,746 - Stay on them, Belle. 393 00:17:44,746 --> 00:17:47,649 - Somebody's gonna catch me if I fall, right? 394 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,399 - Hold on, Marybelle. 395 00:17:50,463 --> 00:17:51,695 Hold on, hold on. 396 00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,040 Wait one second. 397 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,360 Okay, now darling, 398 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:59,360 I want you to act like you're in ballet class and do a plie. 399 00:17:59,569 --> 00:18:00,862 (Jerome claps) 400 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,493 And one. 401 00:18:02,493 --> 00:18:03,996 - What are you guys doing? 402 00:18:03,996 --> 00:18:06,443 - This is part of the coordination test, it's okay. 403 00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:10,957 And one, and two. (group laughing) 404 00:18:12,452 --> 00:18:15,543 And three. - Shake your hips! 405 00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,247 - Very graceful! - (laughs) I'm gonna fall! 406 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,412 (group laughing) 407 00:18:21,412 --> 00:18:22,350 - Okay, little choo choo, 408 00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:25,103 come on down the track a little further. 409 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:28,295 - Okay, almost done. - Chug a chug a chug a chug. 410 00:18:28,295 --> 00:18:31,142 - Woo woo! - There you go, Marybelle. 411 00:18:31,142 --> 00:18:35,865 - Choo, choo, choo, woo woo! (laughs) 412 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,716 - Come on now, come on. - Okay, stop, stop, stop. 413 00:18:38,716 --> 00:18:39,593 - [Connie] Okay, baby, 414 00:18:39,593 --> 00:18:41,413 let me see a couple more plie knee bends. 415 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:43,285 - Connie, Connie. - (sighs) Okay. 416 00:18:43,285 --> 00:18:47,785 - Follow the ballet master. - And down, deeper, deeper. 417 00:18:48,903 --> 00:18:50,126 There you go. 418 00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:51,965 - [Marybelle] Oh, my knees are gonna give out! 419 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,573 - [Connie] Back up, back up, back up. 420 00:18:54,573 --> 00:18:57,023 - That's okay, come on up now. 421 00:18:57,023 --> 00:18:57,911 Come on up. 422 00:18:57,911 --> 00:18:59,349 - Now down, down more. - This is the last one. 423 00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,765 - Woo woo! - Oh, that is deep! 424 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:04,285 (group laughing) 425 00:19:04,285 --> 00:19:06,263 - Marybelle. - That's right. 426 00:19:06,263 --> 00:19:07,593 - [Connie] And up. 427 00:19:07,593 --> 00:19:08,426 - One more thing, one more thing. 428 00:19:08,426 --> 00:19:09,919 - Okay. - Okay, are you ready? 429 00:19:09,919 --> 00:19:10,792 - Mm-hmm. 430 00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:12,060 - On the count of three, 431 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:14,097 you can take off your blindfold. 432 00:19:15,116 --> 00:19:16,533 - Okay. - And one. 433 00:19:17,463 --> 00:19:19,213 - [Group] Two, three! 434 00:19:20,123 --> 00:19:22,886 (group clapping) (Marybelle laughing) 435 00:19:22,886 --> 00:19:27,886 - Beautiful, beautiful job! (group laughing) 436 00:19:29,013 --> 00:19:31,095 - You are all assholes! 437 00:19:31,095 --> 00:19:35,095 (group laughing and chattering) 438 00:19:40,475 --> 00:19:44,225 - Well, perhaps we could deep fry a Moon Pie. 439 00:19:45,373 --> 00:19:48,086 - [Jerome] I like the direction you're heading. 440 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:48,919 - Well, we could. 441 00:19:48,919 --> 00:19:51,147 - We could deep fry two Moon Pies 442 00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:55,786 until they're golden brown and then we could drain them 443 00:19:55,786 --> 00:20:00,540 and spread soft vanilla ice cream in between them, 444 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:03,210 and then dip the whole thing in chocolate 445 00:20:03,210 --> 00:20:05,083 and put it in the freezer. 446 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,036 - I think I'm in love with you! 447 00:20:08,036 --> 00:20:09,325 (group laughing) 448 00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:11,240 - That sounds delicious! 449 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,770 - Is my brain shrinking? 450 00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:15,900 Can you tell if my brain is shrinking? 451 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,160 - Have another drink, Leslie. 452 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,630 - Can you see it through my eyes? 453 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,910 - Make it a double. - Is it working? 454 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,770 - Yeah. - Double what? 455 00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:23,730 - Double, what are you drinking? 456 00:20:23,730 --> 00:20:25,330 - Here, I'll trade you. - Okay. 457 00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:30,870 - It's not my fault. 458 00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:32,009 - I know it's not your fault, 459 00:20:32,009 --> 00:20:34,285 but I want you to apologize anyway. 460 00:20:34,285 --> 00:20:35,520 - I'm not apologizing. 461 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,277 We were just having fun. 462 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,850 - Give me a kiss. - No. 463 00:20:38,850 --> 00:20:40,936 - Give me a kiss. 464 00:20:40,936 --> 00:20:41,769 - Have a drink. 465 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:48,083 - Honey? 466 00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:52,830 - I have another game for us to play. 467 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,950 Max, come to mama. 468 00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:01,233 - Wait a minute, what kind of a game? 469 00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:04,523 - It's a special kind. - Is that a recipe tin? 470 00:21:04,523 --> 00:21:05,851 - Mm-hmm. 471 00:21:05,851 --> 00:21:07,359 - What are the recipes? 472 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:09,453 - Well, they're rather unique. 473 00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:13,484 - This is just a list of ingredients. 474 00:21:13,484 --> 00:21:15,810 - What does it say? - Ice cubes. 475 00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:16,643 I don't understand. 476 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:17,780 You put an ice cube... 477 00:21:18,769 --> 00:21:20,657 (Marybelle scoffs) 478 00:21:20,657 --> 00:21:23,407 (group laughing) 479 00:21:28,326 --> 00:21:30,809 (Jerome laughs loudly) 480 00:21:30,809 --> 00:21:32,640 - You might be missing something. 481 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,900 - Holy shit, holy shit! 482 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:35,566 I just realized something. 483 00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:38,553 I just realized this. 484 00:21:40,890 --> 00:21:44,846 Casserole has the word ass in it. 485 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:47,596 (group laughing) 486 00:21:50,287 --> 00:21:52,159 Sound it out, it does. 487 00:21:52,159 --> 00:21:53,100 (group laughing) - All right. 488 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:56,823 All right, forgive me people but I'm gonna be honest. 489 00:21:57,810 --> 00:21:59,793 I am capital H horny. 490 00:22:00,629 --> 00:22:04,096 - That is not news. - No news at all, Bert. 491 00:22:04,096 --> 00:22:07,740 - I can't say horny 'cause it reminds me of zebras. 492 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:08,910 - Zebras don't have horns. 493 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:12,650 - But they should. - They have stripes. 494 00:22:12,650 --> 00:22:15,466 Jerome, Jerome give me another one of those cards. 495 00:22:15,466 --> 00:22:19,023 - Horn stripe. - Well, this is so precious. 496 00:22:20,336 --> 00:22:22,800 Get your waders out, boys. 497 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,400 All this one says is turn to the person on your left 498 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,830 and tell them one thing you like about them, 499 00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:30,783 and in parenthesis, physical. 500 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:36,300 - Sugar, you have a beautiful mouth. 501 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:39,265 It is a chasm of beauty, and I should know, 502 00:22:39,265 --> 00:22:43,539 because I want to spelunk into it. (laughs) 503 00:22:43,539 --> 00:22:45,420 (Sugar claps) 504 00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:47,010 - Thank you, Leslie. 505 00:22:47,010 --> 00:22:48,597 - [Jerome] No, I don't. 506 00:22:48,597 --> 00:22:49,430 Let's not do this one. 507 00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:50,263 I don't wanna do this. 508 00:22:50,263 --> 00:22:51,390 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 509 00:22:51,390 --> 00:22:52,989 - It's okay. - Quiet. 510 00:22:52,989 --> 00:22:54,757 (group chattering) 511 00:22:54,757 --> 00:22:55,590 Shh! 512 00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:57,030 Quiet. 513 00:22:57,030 --> 00:23:01,352 I am about to turn my head to the left. 514 00:23:01,352 --> 00:23:04,769 (Flo sings triumphantly) 515 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:10,769 Max Beadham, you are gorgeous, 516 00:23:10,769 --> 00:23:14,880 and every woman in this room thinks so too. 517 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:18,307 - Sugar! - Hey, that's my husband! 518 00:23:18,307 --> 00:23:19,140 (group laughing) 519 00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:20,280 - I thought we were gonna say it and move on. 520 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,760 - Okay, Max, your turn. - Connie, don't be jealous. 521 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,023 - Kitty? - Yes. 522 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:30,770 - I think you have great tits. 523 00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:33,346 - Oh, thank you! (group laughing) 524 00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:34,466 - I'm with you all the way, buddy! 525 00:23:34,466 --> 00:23:36,109 (group laughing) 526 00:23:36,109 --> 00:23:39,082 Yes, she does. - Kitty, go. 527 00:23:39,082 --> 00:23:41,989 - Okay, I'm going, bossy! 528 00:23:41,989 --> 00:23:44,656 (sighs) Connie. 529 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,473 Your eyes. 530 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,660 I seriously cannot look into your eyes for too long 531 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:52,923 because if I do, 532 00:23:53,790 --> 00:23:56,969 I just wanna jump on you and take you on a Kitty vacation! 533 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,789 (Kitty laughs) 534 00:23:58,789 --> 00:24:01,850 - Down, Kitty, down. (group laughing) 535 00:24:01,850 --> 00:24:03,899 - Meow! (laughs) 536 00:24:03,899 --> 00:24:05,331 - Okay, me. 537 00:24:05,331 --> 00:24:09,886 Marybelle. - Watch it now. 538 00:24:09,886 --> 00:24:14,100 (Kitty laughs) - Here, here. 539 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:17,280 - To put it simply, I love your ass. 540 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,713 I love every slope and curve of your bottom. 541 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,200 I love spending time with you, 542 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,490 but watching you walk away 543 00:24:23,490 --> 00:24:26,130 is one of the supreme pleasures of my life. 544 00:24:26,130 --> 00:24:26,963 If I could, 545 00:24:26,963 --> 00:24:29,880 I would eat every meal off of your rump. 546 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,130 I wanna make a mold of your rear end 547 00:24:32,130 --> 00:24:34,290 so I can hang it on the wall next to my bed 548 00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:36,977 so I can spend every night staring at your ass. 549 00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:39,360 - Conrad. - That's enough now. 550 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,620 - Enough. (laughs) 551 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:42,453 - Sugar, don't be jealous. 552 00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:44,793 - Stop. - Thank you. 553 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,353 - Sterling. - Yes. 554 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:56,407 I think you have very strong looking hands. 555 00:24:58,050 --> 00:24:58,883 - Aw. 556 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:03,203 (group laughing) 557 00:25:03,203 --> 00:25:07,426 - Say thank you. (group laughing) 558 00:25:07,426 --> 00:25:09,509 - Florene. - Yes, my dear? 559 00:25:12,793 --> 00:25:14,443 - You give me some goose pimples. 560 00:25:15,439 --> 00:25:19,587 - Is that all? - And you smell really nice. 561 00:25:19,587 --> 00:25:21,254 - It's Estee Lauder. 562 00:25:23,405 --> 00:25:26,742 (both laughing) 563 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,846 But you already know that. 564 00:25:28,846 --> 00:25:30,157 - Oh, wait a minute. 565 00:25:30,157 --> 00:25:31,503 That's not fair, they're married. 566 00:25:31,503 --> 00:25:33,810 - Naughty boy. 567 00:25:33,810 --> 00:25:34,710 Go to him. 568 00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:39,505 - Okay, Leslie, I'm proud to call you my friend. 569 00:25:39,505 --> 00:25:42,337 - Oh, isn't that sweet. - That's nice. 570 00:25:42,337 --> 00:25:43,560 - Boring! - That's not physical. 571 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,460 - Thank you. - Oh, it's not physical. 572 00:25:46,433 --> 00:25:51,060 - Oh, you're, I always thought you had a great eyebrows. 573 00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:52,837 - Mr. Bert, thank you. 574 00:25:52,837 --> 00:25:55,350 Thank you for that compliment, Ster. 575 00:25:55,350 --> 00:25:57,450 - So we've made the rounds. 576 00:25:57,450 --> 00:25:58,380 What's the next card? 577 00:25:58,380 --> 00:26:00,575 - I don't think we need to play anymore. 578 00:26:00,575 --> 00:26:02,040 - No, we can't stop in the middle. 579 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,300 - I don't understand these games. 580 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:06,150 I mean, how do we know who's winning and who's losing? 581 00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:06,983 - I don't have a fucking clue. 582 00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:08,550 - That's not the point, darling. 583 00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:11,460 - This one's good, I really like this one. 584 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:12,630 It'll be fun. 585 00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:14,130 Lay on the ground. 586 00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:16,110 - Oh yes. - With your heads touching. 587 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,693 And let your brains synchronize. 588 00:26:22,639 --> 00:26:25,306 (Flo whistling) 589 00:26:30,357 --> 00:26:32,649 - Um, maybe we should try another one. 590 00:26:32,649 --> 00:26:34,199 (group laughing) - Yeah, sure. 591 00:26:46,247 --> 00:26:50,429 - Well then, is everybody ready for another game? 592 00:26:50,429 --> 00:26:51,270 - Angel. - Sterling. 593 00:26:51,270 --> 00:26:52,980 How about this one? 594 00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:55,680 - Grab each other and start swinging. 595 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,499 - How do we do that? 596 00:26:57,499 --> 00:26:58,847 - Oh, oh, I know, I know, I know! 597 00:26:58,847 --> 00:27:00,635 Connie, come here. 598 00:27:00,635 --> 00:27:01,507 Come here. 599 00:27:01,507 --> 00:27:02,436 Grab your arms like this. 600 00:27:02,436 --> 00:27:04,145 - Oh, we used to do this when we were kids! 601 00:27:04,145 --> 00:27:05,255 It's fun! 602 00:27:05,255 --> 00:27:07,896 - Come here, come on, sit down. 603 00:27:07,896 --> 00:27:09,049 Okay, ready? - Yeah! 604 00:27:09,049 --> 00:27:09,926 - We'll start swinging. 605 00:27:09,926 --> 00:27:10,799 Oh! 606 00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:13,845 (group laughing) 607 00:27:13,845 --> 00:27:15,997 - Oh, I wanna do it. 608 00:27:15,997 --> 00:27:18,747 (group laughing) 609 00:27:23,627 --> 00:27:25,204 - Now let her go! 610 00:27:25,204 --> 00:27:26,037 - Woo! 611 00:27:29,755 --> 00:27:31,367 - Jeepers. (laughs) 612 00:27:31,367 --> 00:27:33,454 - Holy mother of tits. 613 00:27:33,454 --> 00:27:34,663 - That's my gal. 614 00:27:34,663 --> 00:27:36,413 - Mama wants to swim! 615 00:27:38,093 --> 00:27:39,926 - Daddy wants to swim. 616 00:27:41,574 --> 00:27:42,907 - Come on, boys. 617 00:27:46,423 --> 00:27:48,506 What are you waiting for? 618 00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:53,125 (Kitty laughing) 619 00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:56,082 (playful music) 620 00:27:56,082 --> 00:28:00,843 - Let's play Marco Polo. (laughs) 621 00:28:00,843 --> 00:28:02,421 - Is this real? 622 00:28:02,421 --> 00:28:03,769 All right. 623 00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:06,672 (water splashes) 624 00:28:06,672 --> 00:28:10,089 (playful swinging music) 625 00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:15,959 - You do have a great ass. 626 00:28:15,959 --> 00:28:16,792 - Connie! 627 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:22,865 (playful swinging music) 628 00:28:36,894 --> 00:28:40,311 (sensual rhythmic music) 629 00:28:41,852 --> 00:28:44,852 - I love Jell-O. - Oh, I like it too. 630 00:28:47,543 --> 00:28:50,210 (both laughing) 631 00:29:15,361 --> 00:29:18,028 (Sugar giggles) 632 00:29:25,407 --> 00:29:28,824 (sensual rhythmic music) 633 00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:50,253 (both moaning) 634 00:29:52,779 --> 00:29:56,196 (sensual rhythmic music) 635 00:29:58,981 --> 00:30:01,814 (water splashing) 636 00:30:04,445 --> 00:30:07,028 (both moaning) 637 00:30:10,282 --> 00:30:13,115 (water splashing) 638 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:18,105 (both moaning) 639 00:30:22,548 --> 00:30:27,548 (water splashing) (lovers moaning) 640 00:30:29,639 --> 00:30:33,056 (sensual rhythmic music) 641 00:30:41,457 --> 00:30:44,290 (water splashing) 642 00:30:50,274 --> 00:30:53,024 (birds chirping) 643 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:28,250 (Marybelle gasps) 644 00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:55,843 (door squeaks) 645 00:32:04,205 --> 00:32:05,038 - Hmm? 646 00:32:10,745 --> 00:32:11,578 Connie? 647 00:32:14,227 --> 00:32:15,060 Hmm. 648 00:32:23,030 --> 00:32:24,363 What time is it? 649 00:33:07,181 --> 00:33:08,848 Where are you going? 650 00:33:10,958 --> 00:33:12,125 - To the club. 651 00:33:17,088 --> 00:33:20,505 - I hadn't realized you had a game today. 652 00:33:40,081 --> 00:33:41,370 Connie, come here. 653 00:33:41,370 --> 00:33:43,413 I have something I could show you. 654 00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:56,367 - I've already seen it. 655 00:33:58,718 --> 00:34:01,468 (birds chirping) 656 00:34:13,257 --> 00:34:15,507 I'll be back before dinner. 657 00:34:19,650 --> 00:34:21,243 - Well, have a nice time. 658 00:34:29,588 --> 00:34:30,838 - Good morning! 659 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,120 - I squeezed you some fresh orange juice. 660 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,243 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 661 00:34:48,389 --> 00:34:49,989 - I'm going to the country club 662 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:53,246 to play a round a golf with Leslie and Connie. 663 00:34:53,246 --> 00:34:54,449 - Okay. 664 00:34:54,449 --> 00:34:56,699 What time will you be home for supper? 665 00:34:56,699 --> 00:34:58,443 - I'm not sure, depends. 666 00:34:59,321 --> 00:35:04,321 - Okay, well, just take your time. (laughs) 667 00:35:04,449 --> 00:35:06,413 Would you like me to make anything specific? 668 00:35:08,964 --> 00:35:10,923 - Uh, whatever you'd like. 669 00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:13,260 - How about chicken? 670 00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:14,970 I can use Marybelle's recipe. 671 00:35:14,970 --> 00:35:16,260 You seem to enjoy that. 672 00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:19,406 - Sure, if it isn't any trouble. 673 00:35:19,406 --> 00:35:20,239 - No! (laughs) 674 00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:21,187 No trouble at all. 675 00:35:22,223 --> 00:35:24,640 (egg cracks) 676 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:29,784 - Bye dear. - Bye! 677 00:35:29,784 --> 00:35:32,951 (hand mixer whirring) 678 00:35:44,550 --> 00:35:45,693 - Morning, Les. 679 00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:50,350 - Quite the party last night. 680 00:35:51,676 --> 00:35:52,530 I hope the other golfers don't stare. 681 00:35:52,530 --> 00:35:53,643 You know they'll know. 682 00:35:54,870 --> 00:35:57,837 - Jesus, would you look at that broad. 683 00:36:01,350 --> 00:36:03,690 Oh, Sterling, you got it lucky. 684 00:36:03,690 --> 00:36:05,010 - [Sterling] Lucky? 685 00:36:05,010 --> 00:36:07,620 - Sure, you got a wife with great tits. 686 00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:09,600 Lets you do whatever you want. 687 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,270 It sounds like heaven to me. - She's not- 688 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:14,583 - Poor old Les has a wife built like a man, 689 00:36:15,529 --> 00:36:16,362 and I'm tied up to a cadaver. 690 00:36:16,362 --> 00:36:17,793 I can't help it if I'm horny. 691 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:20,100 I'm a man. 692 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:23,228 I mean, our job is to be horny, right? 693 00:36:23,228 --> 00:36:24,900 Right? - Sure. 694 00:36:24,900 --> 00:36:25,980 - Right, Les? 695 00:36:25,980 --> 00:36:27,540 - I'll get back to you on that. 696 00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:29,163 - Yeah, no big deal. 697 00:36:30,090 --> 00:36:31,804 No big deal. 698 00:36:31,804 --> 00:36:33,361 (car engine revs) 699 00:36:33,361 --> 00:36:36,361 (telephone dialing) 700 00:36:37,575 --> 00:36:39,627 (telephone ringing) 701 00:36:39,627 --> 00:36:40,460 - [Max] Hello? 702 00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:42,000 - Oh Max, thank God it's you. 703 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,230 It's Sugar. 704 00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:47,220 Listen, I just really wanted to apologize for last night. 705 00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:49,462 I feel- - Don't worry. 706 00:36:49,462 --> 00:36:53,280 You were a tigress last night. 707 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,113 - Oh, Max. 708 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,093 - Hello? - I got it. 709 00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:59,927 - Oh, hi Marybelle. - Sugar? 710 00:36:59,927 --> 00:37:01,239 - It's me, Sugar. 711 00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:02,606 - I'll let you two girls talk. 712 00:37:02,606 --> 00:37:05,340 - What is it, Sugar? 713 00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:07,259 - I just wanted to let you know 714 00:37:07,259 --> 00:37:10,500 that I washed and dried your casserole dish 715 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:14,310 and it's ready for you any time you'd like to pick it up. 716 00:37:14,310 --> 00:37:18,386 Okay? - Oh, thank you. 717 00:37:18,386 --> 00:37:21,180 - [Sugar] Okay, I've gotta run now, all right? 718 00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:22,537 Okay, bye! 719 00:37:22,537 --> 00:37:24,707 (dial tone sounds) 720 00:37:24,707 --> 00:37:28,156 (door creaking) 721 00:37:28,156 --> 00:37:31,656 (light suspenseful music) 722 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:36,544 (case unzipping) 723 00:38:28,779 --> 00:38:31,529 (pills rattling) 724 00:38:45,054 --> 00:38:47,887 (razor squeaking) 725 00:38:57,495 --> 00:39:00,412 (alcohol sloshing) 726 00:39:28,211 --> 00:39:30,794 (Connie sighs) 727 00:39:38,361 --> 00:39:41,111 (pills rattling) 728 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:48,263 (Connie inhales) 729 00:39:51,064 --> 00:39:54,731 (somber instrumental music) 730 00:40:28,252 --> 00:40:30,933 - I'm going to bed now. 731 00:40:30,933 --> 00:40:32,733 - I've got some more reading to do. 732 00:40:36,792 --> 00:40:38,373 - Goodnight. 733 00:40:39,441 --> 00:40:40,274 - Night. 734 00:41:21,597 --> 00:41:24,000 - Yeah, last night was really good. 735 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,743 We should do that more often. 736 00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:28,772 - Yeah, well, our friends are so uptight. 737 00:41:28,772 --> 00:41:29,760 I mean, it's never taken that long 738 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,470 to get a group in the moment. 739 00:41:31,470 --> 00:41:33,360 - Oh, they're a bunch of Catholics. 740 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,231 - The worst. - Republicans. 741 00:41:35,231 --> 00:41:37,898 (both laughing) 742 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,231 - You know, that's why I married you. 743 00:41:42,231 --> 00:41:43,831 - Did you see that Kitty's tits? 744 00:41:44,786 --> 00:41:46,370 - Oh, now pussycat. 745 00:41:46,370 --> 00:41:50,260 Now these, these are tits right here. 746 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:53,361 - You are a little rascal! - Yes, I am. 747 00:41:53,361 --> 00:41:56,301 - You hungry? - I'm hungry. 748 00:41:56,301 --> 00:41:58,611 - I made your favorite for dinner tonight. 749 00:41:58,611 --> 00:42:00,778 - Mm, green beans and ham? 750 00:42:01,952 --> 00:42:04,702 - Green bean Florene. - Oh, honey. 751 00:42:07,412 --> 00:42:09,329 - If you suck my Peter. 752 00:42:10,931 --> 00:42:13,292 (Flo laughing) 753 00:42:13,292 --> 00:42:15,792 You ain't gonna be no cheater. 754 00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:19,538 Because I'm about respect. 755 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:25,875 - Come here, I love you. - Oh. 756 00:42:29,808 --> 00:42:32,391 (upbeat music) 757 00:42:39,398 --> 00:42:44,398 ♪ Ooh, change in you ♪ 758 00:42:44,535 --> 00:42:46,823 ♪ Ooh, change in you ♪ 759 00:42:46,823 --> 00:42:48,732 (Flo knocking on door) 760 00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:51,815 ♪ Change in you ♪ 761 00:42:51,815 --> 00:42:55,824 ♪ There's a change in you ♪ 762 00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:57,393 ♪ Change in you ♪ 763 00:42:57,393 --> 00:42:58,866 ♪ I know, baby ♪ 764 00:42:58,866 --> 00:43:02,366 ♪ There's a change in you ♪ 765 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:09,210 - It's pigs on a cloud. 766 00:43:09,210 --> 00:43:11,430 - It looks like Stonehenge. 767 00:43:11,430 --> 00:43:14,223 - It's very interesting, Kitty. 768 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,940 - I mean, are we meant to use 769 00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:23,793 these little wieners as utensils? 770 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,450 - Jesus, the tension in here, it's as thick as Nixon. 771 00:43:30,450 --> 00:43:32,130 - We don't have to talk about it. 772 00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:34,020 - Come on, we can't even look at each other in the eye. 773 00:43:34,020 --> 00:43:35,790 It's ridiculous. 774 00:43:35,790 --> 00:43:36,840 It was just sex. 775 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,063 - I'm not a sex person. 776 00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:44,040 - I think what we need to do is just all have another party, 777 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,644 have a few drinks, some nice hors d'oeuvres. 778 00:43:46,644 --> 00:43:48,636 - Are you insane? - I don't know. 779 00:43:48,636 --> 00:43:51,120 - Either that or we turn into bitter, dried up old prunes. 780 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,590 - What we did was not normal! 781 00:43:52,590 --> 00:43:53,820 - [Jerome] What we did was get bombed. 782 00:43:53,820 --> 00:43:55,590 - Jerome is right. 783 00:43:55,590 --> 00:43:57,420 We just drank a little too much is all. 784 00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:59,762 - [Flo] Oh, right, blame it on the liquor. 785 00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:01,410 - You know what they say? 786 00:44:01,410 --> 00:44:03,510 What happens when you're drunk doesn't count. 787 00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:05,520 - Well, we were much better off before we made it a contest. 788 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,070 - We just trampled all over our vows. 789 00:44:08,070 --> 00:44:09,390 - Come on, grow up. 790 00:44:09,390 --> 00:44:11,133 We're animals, get used to it. 791 00:44:12,540 --> 00:44:15,330 There will be no more dissenting voices. 792 00:44:15,330 --> 00:44:18,300 We're a club and we stick together no matter what. 793 00:44:18,300 --> 00:44:19,290 Right, girls? 794 00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:20,490 - I think what we need to do 795 00:44:20,490 --> 00:44:23,130 is just follow the example of the hippies 796 00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:26,366 and have a group hug or hold hands or something. 797 00:44:26,366 --> 00:44:27,199 - Perfect. 798 00:44:30,846 --> 00:44:32,475 - Maybe we can all burn our bras? 799 00:44:32,475 --> 00:44:34,312 (group laughing) 800 00:44:34,312 --> 00:44:37,479 (upbeat bouncy music) 801 00:45:53,988 --> 00:45:55,023 - (clears throat) Well. 802 00:45:55,023 --> 00:45:57,033 What dishes are we voting on tonight? 803 00:45:59,268 --> 00:46:04,268 - Oh, well, um, Kitty made some pigs on a cloud. 804 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:12,120 Uh, Marybelle made cheesy Italian. 805 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:16,740 Jerome, her cheese enchiladas. 806 00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:20,820 I made maximum crab crunch. 807 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:25,820 Florene, I'm sorry, I cannot remember what it is you made. 808 00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:29,523 - I didn't make a casserole. 809 00:46:31,325 --> 00:46:33,999 - But I thought that we were all gonna make casseroles. 810 00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:35,832 - I made an appetizer. 811 00:46:39,146 --> 00:46:40,590 - Okay, but an appetizer? 812 00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:42,423 Oh, I love you. - Darling. 813 00:46:43,535 --> 00:46:44,535 - Thank you. 814 00:46:47,632 --> 00:46:49,793 - I call them identity bars. - Identity bars? 815 00:46:51,210 --> 00:46:53,580 - They're delicious. - Is it a cookie? 816 00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:54,870 Is it a cake? 817 00:46:54,870 --> 00:46:56,580 Is it a bar? 818 00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:57,690 Which is it? 819 00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:59,400 - Mm, yummy, yummy! - How exotic. 820 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,230 Is that ginger that I taste? 821 00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:02,063 Mm! 822 00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,480 - Mm, creamy. 823 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,513 - Max, you have a crumb on your chin. 824 00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:14,010 - [Kitty] Tell me, did you get the recipe off the side 825 00:47:14,010 --> 00:47:16,650 of the Eagle brand sweetened condensed milk can? 826 00:47:16,650 --> 00:47:20,670 - I did, but I also added a few personal touches. 827 00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:21,503 - Sure, sure! 828 00:47:21,503 --> 00:47:22,530 Who doesn't doctor a recipe? 829 00:47:22,530 --> 00:47:23,847 You gotta make it your own. 830 00:47:23,847 --> 00:47:25,014 - Hmm, mm-hmm. 831 00:47:33,405 --> 00:47:36,577 - There you go! (laughs) 832 00:47:36,577 --> 00:47:39,130 - Mm, it takes really good with whiskey. (laughs) 833 00:47:39,130 --> 00:47:40,103 - These bars look fantastic. 834 00:47:41,940 --> 00:47:44,380 I'm actually ready to vote right now. 835 00:47:44,380 --> 00:47:45,917 Best dish of the night. 836 00:47:45,917 --> 00:47:47,231 - Really? 837 00:47:47,231 --> 00:47:49,154 (both laughing) 838 00:47:49,154 --> 00:47:52,447 - Why do my eyebrows feel like they're flying away? 839 00:47:52,447 --> 00:47:56,487 - Florene, these bars wouldn't have anything to do 840 00:47:56,487 --> 00:47:57,843 with space, would they? 841 00:47:58,888 --> 00:48:01,077 - Thanks, are my eyebrows still there? 842 00:48:01,077 --> 00:48:04,160 - They're made in honor of Apollo 11. 843 00:48:05,081 --> 00:48:07,358 - I love you, Alice Beacham. 844 00:48:07,358 --> 00:48:08,704 (group laughing) 845 00:48:08,704 --> 00:48:10,840 - Honey, my hairs are high. 846 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,569 (both laughing) 847 00:48:12,569 --> 00:48:13,448 - Oh shit! 848 00:48:13,448 --> 00:48:16,865 (group laughing) Oh shit! 849 00:48:21,011 --> 00:48:22,678 Oh, come here, baby. 850 00:48:24,387 --> 00:48:27,470 - I thought it tastes like vodka now. 851 00:48:28,358 --> 00:48:33,358 - Mm, look at me I'm a dancing tree! (laughs) 852 00:48:37,090 --> 00:48:38,457 - On guard! 853 00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:41,207 (group laughing) 854 00:48:42,797 --> 00:48:44,738 - Take that, take that! 855 00:48:44,738 --> 00:48:47,821 (Marybelle laughing) 856 00:48:49,498 --> 00:48:52,248 - You bastard, I'm gonna get you! 857 00:48:54,141 --> 00:48:58,308 - Oh shit, what am I gonna do with a split banana? 858 00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:00,745 - Let's eat it. 859 00:49:00,745 --> 00:49:03,495 (group laughing) 860 00:49:04,408 --> 00:49:07,491 (upbeat funky music) 861 00:49:12,216 --> 00:49:13,424 - Freeze! 862 00:49:13,424 --> 00:49:16,695 Looks like we got us some hooligans up here in these parts. 863 00:49:16,695 --> 00:49:17,606 - Yes, ma'am. 864 00:49:17,606 --> 00:49:19,739 Looks like we ought to frisk 'em. 865 00:49:19,739 --> 00:49:21,647 - Drop the belt. - Excuse me, ma'am. 866 00:49:21,647 --> 00:49:23,364 - Can you turn down your headlights? 867 00:49:23,364 --> 00:49:24,484 I need to check under the hood. 868 00:49:24,484 --> 00:49:27,581 (Kitty giggling) 869 00:49:27,581 --> 00:49:30,955 - Drop 'em nice and slow. - Take it easy. 870 00:49:30,955 --> 00:49:32,955 - You've been a bad boy. 871 00:49:34,947 --> 00:49:35,780 Mm! 872 00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:39,974 (upbeat funky music) 873 00:49:48,508 --> 00:49:51,341 (Jerome laughing) 874 00:50:00,726 --> 00:50:03,309 (both moaning) 875 00:50:05,395 --> 00:50:08,248 (Jerome banging on door) 876 00:50:08,248 --> 00:50:10,831 (both moaning) 877 00:50:12,976 --> 00:50:15,809 (Jerome laughing) 878 00:50:17,695 --> 00:50:20,278 (both moaning) 879 00:50:22,005 --> 00:50:25,096 (upbeat funky music) 880 00:50:25,096 --> 00:50:28,513 (both breathing heavily) 881 00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:35,113 (upbeat funky music) 882 00:51:28,253 --> 00:51:32,886 - Ooh. (retching) 883 00:51:43,462 --> 00:51:46,212 (birds chirping) 884 00:51:49,308 --> 00:51:54,308 - Do you still like me? 885 00:51:57,252 --> 00:52:00,169 (door clicks shut) 886 00:52:15,802 --> 00:52:17,219 I still like you. 887 00:52:22,331 --> 00:52:27,331 I love you. (sniffs) 888 00:52:27,702 --> 00:52:30,568 (light instrumental music) 889 00:52:30,568 --> 00:52:33,735 (high heels clicking) 890 00:53:35,554 --> 00:53:39,221 (somber instrumental music) 891 00:53:47,317 --> 00:53:52,317 ♪ Some day he will come along ♪ 892 00:53:55,562 --> 00:54:00,562 ♪ Some day and he'll be big and strong ♪ 893 00:54:03,229 --> 00:54:07,062 ♪ Some day he will come along ♪ 894 00:54:16,772 --> 00:54:20,379 ♪ Come along ♪ 895 00:54:20,379 --> 00:54:23,610 ♪ Some day he'll come along ♪ 896 00:54:23,610 --> 00:54:28,318 ♪ That man I love ♪ 897 00:54:28,318 --> 00:54:31,560 ♪ Some day he'll come along ♪ 898 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:36,560 ♪ That man I love ♪ 899 00:54:36,967 --> 00:54:40,047 ♪ Woman, won't you see ♪ 900 00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:41,692 - Hello, Max. 901 00:54:41,692 --> 00:54:43,880 ♪ Won't you send him to me ♪ 902 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,752 - It's pretty isolated over here. 903 00:54:45,752 --> 00:54:46,585 Good job. 904 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,360 - It's my private spot. 905 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,570 It's where I come to think and to be alone. 906 00:54:56,672 --> 00:55:00,221 ♪ I'm tired of being blue ♪ 907 00:55:00,221 --> 00:55:01,140 - [Sugar] I made us a picnic lunch. 908 00:55:01,140 --> 00:55:03,097 - [Max] I don't really have time to eat. 909 00:55:04,198 --> 00:55:09,198 ♪ But a miracle and that miracle must come true ♪ 910 00:55:09,972 --> 00:55:12,961 ♪ Woman, won't you send ♪ 911 00:55:12,961 --> 00:55:16,628 ♪ Won't you send him my way ♪ 912 00:55:27,373 --> 00:55:30,980 ♪ Oh, I'm so lonely ♪ 913 00:55:30,980 --> 00:55:34,742 ♪ I'm so blue ♪ 914 00:55:34,742 --> 00:55:38,662 ♪ I need someone to love me ♪ 915 00:55:38,662 --> 00:55:42,880 ♪ Someone who'll be true ♪ 916 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:46,992 ♪ I'm down on my knees ♪ 917 00:55:46,992 --> 00:55:50,492 ♪ I'm begging you please ♪ 918 00:55:50,492 --> 00:55:55,492 ♪ Won't you help me somebody, help me somebody ♪ 919 00:55:55,777 --> 00:55:59,907 ♪ Won't you send him to me ♪ 920 00:55:59,907 --> 00:56:01,407 (birds chirping) 921 00:56:01,407 --> 00:56:05,640 - Honestly, my favorite thing is when Kitty rubs my monster 922 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:09,337 while I watch "The Carol Burnett Show." (laughs) 923 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,840 - How is it that the subject of our conversations 924 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,523 always turn to sex? 925 00:56:15,630 --> 00:56:16,950 - 'Cause people like to talk about the things 926 00:56:16,950 --> 00:56:19,803 that they want and they never get. 927 00:56:21,540 --> 00:56:22,373 - Romance? 928 00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:25,353 - Like blowjobs. 929 00:56:27,172 --> 00:56:31,313 - Hey buddy, I'm with you all the way. (laughs) 930 00:56:32,220 --> 00:56:37,220 - My wife's vagina looks like a parenthesis with an Afro. 931 00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:41,760 - Well, I'm not sure I understand vaginas. 932 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,320 - What's to understand? 933 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,510 A pussy is a doorway. 934 00:56:45,510 --> 00:56:47,970 You go in and you come out. 935 00:56:47,970 --> 00:56:48,840 Les, you're up, buddy. 936 00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,290 - Of course my wife won't even give me a blowjob, 937 00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:53,970 I go down on her and everything's fine. 938 00:56:53,970 --> 00:56:56,790 but when it comes to returning the favor, 939 00:56:56,790 --> 00:56:59,730 she always says, "No, no, no, it's not ladylike." 940 00:56:59,730 --> 00:57:01,353 What's not ladylike about that? 941 00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:05,010 - You should try my wife. 942 00:57:05,010 --> 00:57:06,960 She gives great blow jobs. 943 00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:09,843 - Are you kidding me? - Flo knows what a man needs. 944 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,050 Well, ask Connie. 945 00:57:15,090 --> 00:57:16,613 He's been on the receiving end. 946 00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:20,473 - Flo knows. 947 00:57:20,473 --> 00:57:23,223 (group laughing) 948 00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:27,180 - See, fellas, it's all about symbiosis. 949 00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:30,003 The women, they bring the main dish and the men, 950 00:57:31,050 --> 00:57:32,730 they bring the dessert. 951 00:57:32,730 --> 00:57:35,767 That little casserole thing that they've got going on. 952 00:57:35,767 --> 00:57:37,708 It's like a gift 953 00:57:37,708 --> 00:57:42,708 waiting under the tree for us to open. (laughs) 954 00:57:45,510 --> 00:57:47,969 - So you guys should, uh, come over Friday night, 955 00:57:47,969 --> 00:57:49,229 bring the wives. 956 00:57:49,229 --> 00:57:51,960 It'll be fun. 957 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:53,013 - Say again? 958 00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:57,033 - We have to populate. 959 00:57:59,205 --> 00:58:00,038 Populate! 960 00:58:00,988 --> 00:58:03,738 (group laughing) 961 00:58:06,939 --> 00:58:09,772 - Oh, I'll be sure to bring Patti. 962 00:58:11,190 --> 00:58:14,373 - It's time to act like ancient Romans. 963 00:58:15,510 --> 00:58:18,600 - Men, grab your sticks. 964 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:21,046 It's time to throw our balls around. 965 00:58:21,046 --> 00:58:23,796 (group chuckles) 966 00:58:25,050 --> 00:58:27,293 - I'm a little uncomfortable with stereotypes. 967 00:58:32,910 --> 00:58:34,760 - Do you like the way I look in this? 968 00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,880 - Sure. - What does that mean? 969 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,930 - [Marybelle] Do you think I look pretty? 970 00:58:42,028 --> 00:58:44,320 - Belle, I've lived with you for 12 years 971 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:46,500 and I'm not gonna fall into your circle conversation. 972 00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,958 - It's not a circle, it's communication. 973 00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:51,990 Just a simple answer. 974 00:58:51,990 --> 00:58:54,908 Just look at me and tell me if you think I look pretty. 975 00:58:54,908 --> 00:58:56,733 Say yes or no. 976 00:58:58,980 --> 00:59:00,273 - You look delicious. 977 00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:03,730 If you were a cake, I'd eat you up. 978 00:59:04,582 --> 00:59:07,053 - There, that wasn't so hard, was it? 979 00:59:11,638 --> 00:59:13,350 I don't know though. 980 00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:15,870 I think this belt hits me a little high in the waist. 981 00:59:15,870 --> 00:59:17,370 I don't have a waist. 982 00:59:17,370 --> 00:59:18,420 Where are you going? 983 00:59:18,420 --> 00:59:20,430 - In the TV room where there's no belts. 984 00:59:20,430 --> 00:59:21,897 - You don't care how I look at all, do you? 985 00:59:21,897 --> 00:59:23,520 You wouldn't mind if I walked around 986 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,410 in front of our friends without a waist. 987 00:59:25,410 --> 00:59:27,240 - Belle, why don't you just take the belt off? 988 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:28,860 - And look like a shapeless sack? 989 00:59:28,860 --> 00:59:30,690 No, thank you. 990 00:59:30,690 --> 00:59:32,493 You're so clueless about fashion. 991 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:44,733 Max, please. 992 00:59:46,274 --> 00:59:48,023 I just finally got my makeup right. 993 00:59:52,784 --> 00:59:55,951 (slow dramatic music) 994 00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,510 - Sterling. - Ned. 995 01:00:00,734 --> 01:00:02,692 - Hail Caesar. - When in Rome, Brute. 996 01:00:02,692 --> 01:00:03,720 When in Rome. 997 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,393 - Kit, I'd like you to meet Ned and Marjorie Levon. 998 01:00:07,230 --> 01:00:08,610 Ned, Marjorie, this is my wife, Kitty. 999 01:00:08,610 --> 01:00:10,114 - Pleasure. 1000 01:00:10,114 --> 01:00:11,528 - And this is Gayle and Patti Carver. 1001 01:00:11,528 --> 01:00:12,361 - What a lovely home, 1002 01:00:12,361 --> 01:00:15,559 and your haciendas, they're so beautiful. 1003 01:00:15,559 --> 01:00:17,343 - They're hydrangeas, dear. 1004 01:00:17,343 --> 01:00:18,360 - But I'm fine. 1005 01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:22,170 Not fine, I'm, what does fine mean anyway? 1006 01:00:22,170 --> 01:00:24,450 It's such a nothing word. 1007 01:00:24,450 --> 01:00:26,970 I'm doing okay. 1008 01:00:26,970 --> 01:00:29,133 I'm sound, I'm with it. 1009 01:00:30,046 --> 01:00:32,393 I'm groovy! (laughs) 1010 01:00:32,393 --> 01:00:33,690 I feel so stupid. 1011 01:00:33,690 --> 01:00:37,080 I try to sound relevant and I just can't sell it, can I? 1012 01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,630 - No. - I mean, I'm groovy. 1013 01:00:39,630 --> 01:00:41,591 What does that mean? 1014 01:00:41,591 --> 01:00:43,491 I mean, it means I'm... 1015 01:00:43,491 --> 01:00:46,140 Blah, it sounds like something an album would say. 1016 01:00:46,140 --> 01:00:48,570 I mean, if you were gonna anthropomorphize an album, 1017 01:00:48,570 --> 01:00:50,493 it would be right insane. 1018 01:00:51,390 --> 01:00:54,270 I'm groovy. (laughs) 1019 01:00:54,270 --> 01:00:56,043 - Take a swig of this. 1020 01:00:57,644 --> 01:01:00,144 (Sugar spits) 1021 01:01:01,144 --> 01:01:02,340 - Good lord, Jerome! 1022 01:01:02,340 --> 01:01:03,990 What is that, turpentine? 1023 01:01:03,990 --> 01:01:05,610 - Just about. 1024 01:01:05,610 --> 01:01:07,170 Leslie has a still in the basement. 1025 01:01:07,170 --> 01:01:10,110 - Jerome, we're not in the hills of Tennessee. 1026 01:01:10,110 --> 01:01:12,240 This is a respectable community. 1027 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,520 - Respectable my ass. 1028 01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:15,870 - Screw it, I wanna get drunk. 1029 01:01:15,870 --> 01:01:16,713 Give me more. 1030 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:19,170 - [Jerome] That's it, Sugar. 1031 01:01:19,170 --> 01:01:20,583 Let it all go. 1032 01:01:21,495 --> 01:01:24,540 (Sugar sighs) 1033 01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:27,270 - I mean, who are those people anyway? 1034 01:01:27,270 --> 01:01:28,770 I don't want them here. 1035 01:01:28,770 --> 01:01:31,473 I thought this party was just for us, private. 1036 01:01:32,364 --> 01:01:37,364 Oh, hello, Max. (laughs) 1037 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,800 - I made shepherd's pie. 1038 01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,113 I ground the spam myself. 1039 01:01:44,003 --> 01:01:45,210 (birds chirping) 1040 01:01:45,210 --> 01:01:46,740 - Damn arthritis. 1041 01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:48,630 I hate our bodies. 1042 01:01:48,630 --> 01:01:49,800 You know, it's a design flaw 1043 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,646 that they start falling apart before we die. 1044 01:01:52,646 --> 01:01:54,834 Who wouldn't have thought of that anyway? 1045 01:01:54,834 --> 01:01:57,330 - The Lord God in heaven above, of course, 1046 01:01:57,330 --> 01:01:59,209 He created us. 1047 01:01:59,209 --> 01:02:01,470 - Well, he should have had his damn license revoked. 1048 01:02:01,470 --> 01:02:03,540 Giving an expiration date to a consciousness. 1049 01:02:03,540 --> 01:02:04,373 How cruel? 1050 01:02:04,373 --> 01:02:06,960 How fucking cruel is that? (snorts) 1051 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:09,300 - He gave you life after all, and don't forget that. 1052 01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:10,530 - What he gave me 1053 01:02:10,530 --> 01:02:12,720 is the ability to know that I'm going to die, 1054 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:16,560 and I find that excruciating. 1055 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:19,140 So go ahead and believe in your God if you must. 1056 01:02:19,140 --> 01:02:20,871 But at least acknowledge the fact 1057 01:02:20,871 --> 01:02:25,871 that he is the most psychopathic serial killer of all time. 1058 01:02:28,170 --> 01:02:31,200 I mean, if any one of us were to just reach across the table 1059 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,602 and strangle the life out of her, 1060 01:02:32,602 --> 01:02:34,890 would it make any difference to the world? 1061 01:02:34,890 --> 01:02:37,410 I mean, her God kills people all the time, every day. 1062 01:02:37,410 --> 01:02:39,450 So it must be all right for us to do the same thing, 1063 01:02:39,450 --> 01:02:40,400 wouldn't you think? 1064 01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:42,600 Hypothetically speaking. 1065 01:02:45,253 --> 01:02:46,700 - Oh, is there anything I can do to help? 1066 01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:48,360 - Oh no, honey, we're just getting ready. 1067 01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,430 - Excuse me. - Are you sure? 1068 01:02:50,430 --> 01:02:51,630 - So forgive me for not knowing, 1069 01:02:51,630 --> 01:02:54,283 but do we take our clothes off now or later? 1070 01:02:54,283 --> 01:02:58,290 I've just never done this kind of thing before. 1071 01:02:58,290 --> 01:02:59,940 - [Flo] Whenever you feel like it, hun. 1072 01:02:59,940 --> 01:03:00,773 - What? 1073 01:03:00,773 --> 01:03:02,730 - Well, Gayle didn't tell me if we'd be screwing each other 1074 01:03:02,730 --> 01:03:04,571 before dinner or after dinner. 1075 01:03:04,571 --> 01:03:05,404 (Marjorie gasps) 1076 01:03:05,404 --> 01:03:06,794 Which is it? 1077 01:03:06,794 --> 01:03:09,333 (group laughing) 1078 01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:11,666 - Ned, sweetie, we're going. 1079 01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:13,553 - We just got here. 1080 01:03:13,553 --> 01:03:14,430 We're not leaving yet. 1081 01:03:14,430 --> 01:03:16,260 - Something's come up at church. 1082 01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:17,472 - [Ned] I, I don't want to go. 1083 01:03:17,472 --> 01:03:19,410 - I know what's going on here. 1084 01:03:19,410 --> 01:03:21,187 I'm not an idiot. 1085 01:03:21,187 --> 01:03:23,820 - Marjorie, take the car and go home. 1086 01:03:23,820 --> 01:03:26,782 - What? - Take the car and go home. 1087 01:03:26,782 --> 01:03:28,833 - Ned Levon, I'm your wife. 1088 01:03:30,935 --> 01:03:34,080 - Nice to meet you, Marjorie. 1089 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,570 - Poor bastard. - Drive safe. 1090 01:03:36,570 --> 01:03:37,620 - I'll drink to that. 1091 01:03:38,882 --> 01:03:40,299 - [Group] Cheers. 1092 01:03:41,820 --> 01:03:43,410 - Oh, hi. 1093 01:03:43,410 --> 01:03:44,313 - Let me help you. 1094 01:03:45,897 --> 01:03:47,268 - Okay. 1095 01:03:47,268 --> 01:03:52,268 ♪ Tell me baby, do you love me ♪ 1096 01:03:52,308 --> 01:03:57,218 ♪ Or do you take me for a fool ♪ 1097 01:03:57,218 --> 01:04:02,218 ♪ Heal me now, my fellow man ♪ 1098 01:04:02,229 --> 01:04:07,229 ♪ Now tell me what I might've did ♪ 1099 01:04:07,479 --> 01:04:12,398 ♪ Please don't fool me, let me know ♪ 1100 01:04:12,398 --> 01:04:17,398 ♪ If you love me, tell me so ♪ 1101 01:04:17,710 --> 01:04:20,543 ♪ Now do you love ♪ 1102 01:04:21,389 --> 01:04:24,556 (slow romantic music) 1103 01:06:04,531 --> 01:06:09,131 - Oh damn! (laughs) 1104 01:06:12,843 --> 01:06:15,676 (Sterling growls) 1105 01:06:16,996 --> 01:06:19,413 (both laughing) 1106 01:06:19,413 --> 01:06:21,330 Pour me one too, Tiger. 1107 01:06:23,277 --> 01:06:26,860 - Are you as thirsty as I am? - Oh, you bet. 1108 01:06:29,036 --> 01:06:30,453 - Sterling. - Yes? 1109 01:06:33,376 --> 01:06:35,701 - This is a fun night, thank you. 1110 01:06:35,701 --> 01:06:37,118 - You're welcome. 1111 01:06:38,150 --> 01:06:39,317 - Oh, damn it. 1112 01:06:40,203 --> 01:06:41,620 Ran out of booze. 1113 01:06:42,931 --> 01:06:44,174 - That's cool. 1114 01:06:44,174 --> 01:06:45,257 We can share. 1115 01:06:47,832 --> 01:06:50,999 (upbeat bluesy music) 1116 01:06:52,860 --> 01:06:56,101 ♪ Now if you love me ♪ 1117 01:06:56,101 --> 01:06:59,326 ♪ Do you love me ♪ 1118 01:06:59,326 --> 01:07:03,076 ♪ If you love me let me know ♪ 1119 01:07:04,950 --> 01:07:07,673 - Hey, Sterling, I can't. 1120 01:07:08,630 --> 01:07:11,445 I don't think I can kiss a man 'cause I'm, 1121 01:07:11,445 --> 01:07:12,780 'cause I'm a Christian. 1122 01:07:12,780 --> 01:07:13,680 - Me too, man. 1123 01:07:16,434 --> 01:07:19,101 Christians make the best lovers. 1124 01:07:22,435 --> 01:07:25,852 (both breathing heavily) 1125 01:07:27,179 --> 01:07:29,387 Remember, Judas kissed Christ. 1126 01:07:38,310 --> 01:07:39,900 - [TV Announcer] In a scene described 1127 01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:41,512 by what investigators say 1128 01:07:41,512 --> 01:07:43,575 is reminiscent of a weird religious rite, 1129 01:07:43,575 --> 01:07:46,935 five persons including actress Sharon Tate were found dead 1130 01:07:46,935 --> 01:07:48,302 in the home of Miss Tate 1131 01:07:48,302 --> 01:07:51,076 and her husband screen director Roman Polanski. 1132 01:07:51,076 --> 01:07:53,133 (Sterling sobbing) 1133 01:07:53,133 --> 01:07:54,845 Miss Tate, who starred in "Valley of the Dolls" 1134 01:07:54,845 --> 01:07:56,633 was eight months pregnant 1135 01:07:56,633 --> 01:07:58,975 and was found in a bikini top nightgown 1136 01:07:58,975 --> 01:08:03,058 with a rope around her neck attached to her body. 1137 01:08:04,762 --> 01:08:06,685 Among the other victims 1138 01:08:06,685 --> 01:08:09,294 were Hollywood hairstylist Jay Sebring 1139 01:08:09,294 --> 01:08:11,370 and coffee heiress Abigail Folger. 1140 01:08:11,370 --> 01:08:14,348 Authorities ruled out in an unofficial capacity 1141 01:08:14,348 --> 01:08:17,550 inside the posh $200,000 home in the Hollywood Hills 1142 01:08:17,550 --> 01:08:20,087 overlooking Los Angeles. 1143 01:08:20,087 --> 01:08:22,225 (lovers moaning) 1144 01:08:22,225 --> 01:08:24,497 The telephone and the electricity lines cut. 1145 01:08:24,497 --> 01:08:26,948 The bodies had been dead about 12 hours. 1146 01:08:26,948 --> 01:08:29,622 They were discovered this morning by a neighbor 1147 01:08:29,622 --> 01:08:31,218 who went screaming to the neighbors. 1148 01:08:31,218 --> 01:08:33,495 One officer summed up the murders when he said, 1149 01:08:33,495 --> 01:08:37,912 "In all my years I've never seen anything like this." 1150 01:08:39,618 --> 01:08:41,002 - [Leslie] Why did the philosopher drown? 1151 01:08:42,390 --> 01:08:45,240 Because he jumped in the lake and thought about swimming. 1152 01:08:47,703 --> 01:08:51,203 (sweeping romantic music) 1153 01:09:26,183 --> 01:09:28,933 (birds chirping) 1154 01:09:40,971 --> 01:09:41,889 - Oh Jesus. 1155 01:09:45,243 --> 01:09:50,044 Deja vu. (chuckles) 1156 01:09:54,098 --> 01:09:55,675 (Kitty screams shrilly) 1157 01:09:55,675 --> 01:09:58,839 (dramatic music) 1158 01:09:58,839 --> 01:10:01,839 (suspenseful music) 1159 01:10:04,999 --> 01:10:08,166 (slow romantic music) 1160 01:11:29,856 --> 01:11:32,205 (water splashing) (group chattering) 1161 01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:33,218 - Is he dead? 1162 01:11:33,218 --> 01:11:35,354 No, is he dead? - Honey. 1163 01:11:35,354 --> 01:11:37,604 - No, is he? - Honey, honey. 1164 01:11:38,607 --> 01:11:40,940 - Patti, don't come outside. 1165 01:11:42,086 --> 01:11:43,169 - No, Leslie! 1166 01:11:44,586 --> 01:11:45,753 No, let me go! 1167 01:11:47,586 --> 01:11:49,369 - He's dead. - Fucking go! 1168 01:11:49,369 --> 01:11:50,246 - He's dead. 1169 01:11:50,246 --> 01:11:52,996 (Jerome sobbing) 1170 01:12:02,948 --> 01:12:03,781 - Leslie. 1171 01:12:06,379 --> 01:12:09,842 (group chattering) 1172 01:12:09,842 --> 01:12:13,409 - I have to ask my dad and he's not here. 1173 01:12:13,409 --> 01:12:14,242 - What's she doing over there? 1174 01:12:14,242 --> 01:12:17,400 - Every time somebody says groovy on the television, 1175 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:18,543 she's taking a drink. 1176 01:12:20,467 --> 01:12:23,163 - [Television Character] Groovy. 1177 01:12:23,163 --> 01:12:25,173 - Does my face look red to you? 1178 01:12:26,749 --> 01:12:29,100 - Marybelle, you are always so concerned with your face. 1179 01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:31,113 - Do you think angels live in our hair? 1180 01:12:32,158 --> 01:12:35,163 - Marybelle? - Angels. 1181 01:12:36,450 --> 01:12:38,400 - Do you think angels live in our hair? 1182 01:12:40,290 --> 01:12:45,030 I think angels are real and tiny and transparent, 1183 01:12:45,030 --> 01:12:46,330 and they live in our hair. 1184 01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:49,470 Sometimes they sit and dangle their feet 1185 01:12:49,470 --> 01:12:52,420 over the top of our ears so that they can give us advice 1186 01:12:52,420 --> 01:12:54,700 when we're having trouble. 1187 01:12:55,898 --> 01:12:57,565 - [Sugar] Marybelle. 1188 01:13:02,729 --> 01:13:05,896 (can opener whirring) 1189 01:13:14,032 --> 01:13:16,519 (Jerome sniffs) 1190 01:13:16,519 --> 01:13:17,392 - Jerome? 1191 01:13:17,392 --> 01:13:20,402 - I can do the headstand, wanna see? 1192 01:13:20,402 --> 01:13:22,485 Leslie, do you like that? 1193 01:13:24,778 --> 01:13:26,615 - Jerome, oh no, Jerome. 1194 01:13:26,615 --> 01:13:28,578 Jerome, we're not gonna do this, Jerome. 1195 01:13:28,578 --> 01:13:30,219 - She wants to get down. - Jerome. 1196 01:13:30,219 --> 01:13:32,219 - No. - No, no, I got it. 1197 01:13:33,175 --> 01:13:35,522 (Jerome sobbing loudly) 1198 01:13:35,522 --> 01:13:37,430 - You're okay, baby. 1199 01:13:37,430 --> 01:13:40,763 (Jerome sobbing loudly) 1200 01:13:43,922 --> 01:13:44,755 - Okay. 1201 01:13:45,966 --> 01:13:48,752 (Jerome sobbing loudly) 1202 01:13:48,752 --> 01:13:49,919 - What a mess. 1203 01:13:56,368 --> 01:13:58,493 - [Sugar] Sit down and I'll get you in your dinner. 1204 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,343 - Another bubbling concoction of crap? 1205 01:14:11,572 --> 01:14:13,230 Why can't we ever have a real meal? 1206 01:14:13,230 --> 01:14:17,833 - Well, this one is turkey divan strata, and you love it. 1207 01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:22,230 I made it for you our first night in this house. 1208 01:14:22,230 --> 01:14:23,430 Do you remember, Connie? 1209 01:14:23,430 --> 01:14:24,880 - Steak would be a good meal. 1210 01:14:25,740 --> 01:14:28,470 You're too lazy to cut up some real vegetables 1211 01:14:28,470 --> 01:14:30,880 and grill me a piece of meat? 1212 01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,610 - [Sugar] Well, this has turkey in it 1213 01:14:32,610 --> 01:14:34,110 and it's got some spinach, 1214 01:14:34,110 --> 01:14:36,393 and it's very, very good for you, Connie. 1215 01:14:37,350 --> 01:14:40,200 - Sterling says Kitty makes a different meal every night. 1216 01:14:41,430 --> 01:14:43,053 - [Sugar] Kitty is not creative. 1217 01:14:46,230 --> 01:14:48,330 - What about roast chicken? 1218 01:14:48,330 --> 01:14:50,163 I would love a roast chicken. 1219 01:14:51,540 --> 01:14:53,733 - Kitty is my very good friend, 1220 01:14:56,148 --> 01:14:59,820 but I can assure you she is not roasting chickens. 1221 01:14:59,820 --> 01:15:01,870 Kitty does not know how to bake a potato. 1222 01:15:05,612 --> 01:15:07,470 - You don't even try. 1223 01:15:07,470 --> 01:15:08,343 You do nothing. 1224 01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:11,940 Hell, even the can opener does the work for you. 1225 01:15:13,290 --> 01:15:17,610 - Connie, today was Leslie's day. 1226 01:15:17,610 --> 01:15:20,133 I didn't have time to truss you a bird. 1227 01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:24,063 - I didn't have time to truss you a bird. 1228 01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:31,670 You're a stupid little hole, you know that? 1229 01:15:44,670 --> 01:15:48,646 - Connie, I saw you fucking that bitch 1230 01:15:48,646 --> 01:15:51,273 and I saw that you liked it. 1231 01:15:52,988 --> 01:15:55,863 Is it 'cause she was a stranger? 1232 01:15:57,540 --> 01:15:59,610 Is that what it takes now, Connie? 1233 01:15:59,610 --> 01:16:00,543 A stranger? 1234 01:16:04,590 --> 01:16:07,083 - Do you really want to get into this now? 1235 01:16:08,192 --> 01:16:09,480 - Well, I'm just not so sure why 1236 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:12,510 you invited those people into our house. 1237 01:16:12,510 --> 01:16:14,640 They're not part of our little group. 1238 01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:17,978 - You mean they had nothing to do with you and Max Beadham. 1239 01:16:17,978 --> 01:16:18,972 - I don't know what you're talking. 1240 01:16:18,972 --> 01:16:19,805 - Oh, come on, Sugar. 1241 01:16:19,805 --> 01:16:20,638 Be honest. 1242 01:16:20,638 --> 01:16:24,210 You've been wet for Max since they moved across the street. 1243 01:16:24,210 --> 01:16:27,630 I know how that deceitful mind of yours works. 1244 01:16:27,630 --> 01:16:30,117 You couldn't wait to get Max inside you. 1245 01:16:30,117 --> 01:16:32,790 You planned that party and got us all drunk 1246 01:16:32,790 --> 01:16:35,370 so you'd have an excuse to live out your fantasy. 1247 01:16:35,370 --> 01:16:36,330 - I'll tell you something. 1248 01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:38,280 You take things and you mess it around. 1249 01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:40,230 I don't know how to reach you anymore, Connie. 1250 01:16:40,230 --> 01:16:42,123 I don't know how to talk to you! 1251 01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:52,889 - [Connie] You don't know what you're talking about. 1252 01:16:52,889 --> 01:16:54,833 - Would you like one scoop or would you like two? 1253 01:16:58,172 --> 01:17:00,132 - I don't want your fucking casserole! 1254 01:17:00,132 --> 01:17:01,830 (dish shatters) 1255 01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:02,790 I'm sick of it! 1256 01:17:02,790 --> 01:17:04,080 I'm sick of you! 1257 01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,700 I'm sick of this house! 1258 01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:07,260 I'm sick of your whiny mouth! 1259 01:17:07,260 --> 01:17:09,722 - I made you that dinner, Connie! 1260 01:17:09,722 --> 01:17:12,780 You used to like that dish. 1261 01:17:12,780 --> 01:17:17,227 You used to love, love, love turkey divan strata! 1262 01:17:18,533 --> 01:17:20,940 I worked hard to make dinner tonight 1263 01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:24,128 because I wanted to make you happy! 1264 01:17:24,128 --> 01:17:28,379 I work hard to make you happy, Connie, and you ruin it! 1265 01:17:28,379 --> 01:17:30,212 You ruined our dinner! 1266 01:17:31,548 --> 01:17:35,944 You get drunk and you get mad, and you ruin everything! 1267 01:17:35,944 --> 01:17:38,282 You lock yourself in that fucking bathroom 1268 01:17:38,282 --> 01:17:40,872 and you, you go after that, 1269 01:17:40,872 --> 01:17:43,872 whatever you do to yourself, Connie! 1270 01:17:48,170 --> 01:17:49,003 Your leg. 1271 01:17:50,310 --> 01:17:53,583 Your leg looks like raw hamburger meat! 1272 01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,000 How am I supposed to love that? 1273 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,750 - [Connie] Shut your fucking mouth! 1274 01:18:02,012 --> 01:18:04,679 (Sugar sobbing) 1275 01:18:07,579 --> 01:18:12,579 - Just stop it. 1276 01:18:13,842 --> 01:18:14,925 Just stop it. 1277 01:18:22,032 --> 01:18:27,032 Just stop it. (sobbing quietly) 1278 01:18:28,590 --> 01:18:29,423 Connie. 1279 01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:34,553 I'm pregnant. 1280 01:18:44,790 --> 01:18:45,623 - Whore. 1281 01:18:50,730 --> 01:18:52,533 Isn't that an ugly word? 1282 01:18:55,950 --> 01:18:56,783 Hmm? 1283 01:18:58,660 --> 01:19:00,410 I think it's the hard H sound, huh, 1284 01:19:03,030 --> 01:19:04,923 followed by that hard R. 1285 01:19:08,511 --> 01:19:09,510 Whore. 1286 01:19:09,510 --> 01:19:11,110 It's really ugly word, isn't it? 1287 01:19:12,570 --> 01:19:13,403 Whore. 1288 01:19:15,420 --> 01:19:17,493 You almost have to expectorate to say it. 1289 01:19:19,350 --> 01:19:20,183 Whore! 1290 01:19:22,033 --> 01:19:24,533 I think that's what makes it such a horrible word. 1291 01:19:26,730 --> 01:19:30,060 Not just the consonants hitting each other 1292 01:19:30,060 --> 01:19:32,973 that it takes effort to say it. 1293 01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:37,120 (yells) Whore! 1294 01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:45,543 You really have to push to get it out. 1295 01:19:54,907 --> 01:19:56,407 - Connie, help me. 1296 01:19:59,347 --> 01:20:02,798 Just help me. 1297 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:07,415 - Whore. (sobbing) 1298 01:20:08,468 --> 01:20:13,468 (yelling) Whore! 1299 01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:15,233 - Help me. 1300 01:20:17,215 --> 01:20:18,250 Please don't leave me. 1301 01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:19,333 - Filthy! 1302 01:20:19,333 --> 01:20:20,891 - Please don't leave me, Connie. 1303 01:20:20,891 --> 01:20:22,563 Connie, come back here, please! 1304 01:20:24,090 --> 01:20:24,923 Please, Connie! 1305 01:20:27,648 --> 01:20:28,731 I'm so sorry. 1306 01:20:31,251 --> 01:20:34,668 Connie, I'm sorry, please come back here! 1307 01:20:36,977 --> 01:20:37,810 Connie! 1308 01:20:39,287 --> 01:20:42,954 (somber instrumental music) 1309 01:20:46,058 --> 01:20:49,350 - I'm a lemon, I'm a bag of jello. 1310 01:20:49,350 --> 01:20:50,537 Look at me, I'm a yeti. 1311 01:20:51,551 --> 01:20:53,530 - No, you're not. 1312 01:20:53,530 --> 01:20:56,530 (light piano music) 1313 01:21:00,091 --> 01:21:01,318 You're thick. 1314 01:21:01,318 --> 01:21:05,043 I like you fine just the way you are. 1315 01:21:05,043 --> 01:21:07,460 - No one likes a man ballast. 1316 01:21:08,897 --> 01:21:11,851 - Oh, don't be ridiculous. 1317 01:21:11,851 --> 01:21:14,601 We're in this together, remember? 1318 01:21:19,957 --> 01:21:20,947 Look. 1319 01:21:20,947 --> 01:21:23,433 Okay, I'm not exactly a tasty dish. 1320 01:21:25,081 --> 01:21:25,914 - What are you talking about? 1321 01:21:25,914 --> 01:21:28,863 You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. 1322 01:21:33,146 --> 01:21:34,313 I'm a manatee. 1323 01:21:35,317 --> 01:21:37,037 God, when did this happen? 1324 01:21:37,037 --> 01:21:39,287 I'm not even a man anymore. 1325 01:21:40,378 --> 01:21:42,510 - Of course you're a man. 1326 01:21:42,510 --> 01:21:43,387 You're my man. 1327 01:21:45,395 --> 01:21:47,307 - No, I'm not. 1328 01:21:47,307 --> 01:21:50,123 I'm a dump truck, the cruise liner. 1329 01:21:50,123 --> 01:21:51,942 I'm the darn is Isthmus of Panama. 1330 01:21:51,942 --> 01:21:54,359 - You're perfect to me, okay? 1331 01:21:55,951 --> 01:21:58,951 (light piano music) 1332 01:22:02,111 --> 01:22:04,790 (Jerome sobbing) 1333 01:22:04,790 --> 01:22:06,540 You're perfect to me. 1334 01:22:08,238 --> 01:22:11,155 - Hey, Ned, come here for a second. 1335 01:22:13,068 --> 01:22:14,651 - What do you want? 1336 01:22:16,686 --> 01:22:18,603 - What's going on, Ned? 1337 01:22:19,667 --> 01:22:21,081 - I've gotta be some place. 1338 01:22:21,081 --> 01:22:21,958 I gotta go. 1339 01:22:21,958 --> 01:22:22,791 - Wait! 1340 01:22:26,207 --> 01:22:29,098 I thought maybe we'd get, um, 1341 01:22:29,098 --> 01:22:30,931 get together sometime. 1342 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:39,827 - I'm still not that way, I'm sorry. 1343 01:22:39,827 --> 01:22:41,137 - Really? 1344 01:22:41,137 --> 01:22:44,708 (light piano music) 1345 01:22:44,708 --> 01:22:45,541 - Really. 1346 01:22:48,857 --> 01:22:50,620 - You know for not being that way, 1347 01:22:50,620 --> 01:22:53,957 you sure give a hell of a blowjob, buddy. 1348 01:22:56,707 --> 01:23:00,598 (punch thuds) (Sterling groans) 1349 01:23:00,598 --> 01:23:03,781 - Stay the fuck out of my life. 1350 01:23:03,781 --> 01:23:07,448 (somber instrumental music) 1351 01:23:08,961 --> 01:23:12,461 (door slams shut) 1352 01:23:12,461 --> 01:23:13,461 - Oh my God. 1353 01:23:18,028 --> 01:23:19,195 What happened? 1354 01:23:21,248 --> 01:23:23,248 Sterling, what happened? 1355 01:23:24,097 --> 01:23:29,097 - I messed up, Kitty. (sobs) 1356 01:23:32,603 --> 01:23:34,436 - Shh, okay, I'm here. 1357 01:23:35,458 --> 01:23:37,628 (Sterling sobbing) 1358 01:23:37,628 --> 01:23:39,461 I'm here, okay, honey? 1359 01:23:41,110 --> 01:23:42,743 Come here. 1360 01:23:42,743 --> 01:23:46,028 (Sterling sobbing) 1361 01:23:46,028 --> 01:23:49,611 (light instrumental music) 1362 01:24:03,579 --> 01:24:05,698 I'm not going anywhere. 1363 01:24:05,698 --> 01:24:09,115 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. 1364 01:24:10,337 --> 01:24:13,254 (Sterling sobbing) 1365 01:24:16,229 --> 01:24:18,979 (birds chirping) 1366 01:24:42,187 --> 01:24:43,270 - Hello, Max. 1367 01:24:44,529 --> 01:24:47,190 Oh, I've missed you so much. 1368 01:24:47,190 --> 01:24:49,199 - What are you doing here? 1369 01:24:49,199 --> 01:24:50,638 - You're all sweaty, Max. 1370 01:24:50,638 --> 01:24:52,160 - I just got back from a run. 1371 01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:53,910 - How long will it take you to pack? 1372 01:24:53,910 --> 01:24:56,760 My things are all ready, I figure if we leave now, 1373 01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:59,400 we could be to Vegas by nightfall. 1374 01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:02,078 - Sugar, what are you talking about? 1375 01:25:02,078 --> 01:25:05,070 - Oh, we're gonna start a new life together, Max. 1376 01:25:05,070 --> 01:25:07,833 You and I, won't it be divine? 1377 01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:12,153 I'm having our baby, Max. 1378 01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:14,790 We did it. 1379 01:25:14,790 --> 01:25:19,360 You and I, baby Beadham. 1380 01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:21,993 It'll be the most beautiful baby ever. 1381 01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:25,110 I've never felt this way before. 1382 01:25:25,110 --> 01:25:26,520 You don't understand. 1383 01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:31,295 I feel alive for the first time ever in my whole life, Max. 1384 01:25:31,295 --> 01:25:32,128 Everything is going to be- 1385 01:25:32,128 --> 01:25:34,710 - Sugar, I don't know what's going on in that head of yours, 1386 01:25:34,710 --> 01:25:36,543 but I am not leaving my wife. 1387 01:25:37,636 --> 01:25:41,219 (birds chirping distantly) 1388 01:25:42,196 --> 01:25:44,640 - But you're gonna be a daddy, Max. 1389 01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,023 A real father. 1390 01:25:49,377 --> 01:25:51,573 - How do you know it's mine? 1391 01:25:52,890 --> 01:25:54,693 Everyone was with everyone. 1392 01:25:55,530 --> 01:25:56,613 What about Connie? 1393 01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:01,110 - Connie hasn't touched me in eons. 1394 01:26:01,110 --> 01:26:02,010 - We were drunk. 1395 01:26:02,010 --> 01:26:03,453 We were having fun. 1396 01:26:04,446 --> 01:26:07,863 You've probably forgotten this is someone else's mistake. 1397 01:26:08,856 --> 01:26:09,870 - A mistake? 1398 01:26:09,870 --> 01:26:13,980 No, Max, don't be silly. 1399 01:26:13,980 --> 01:26:15,243 We love each other. 1400 01:26:16,410 --> 01:26:18,873 I love you and you love me. 1401 01:26:20,010 --> 01:26:21,843 We met in private, remember? 1402 01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:24,360 That made it different. 1403 01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:25,193 - Sugar. 1404 01:26:27,690 --> 01:26:29,067 I love Marybelle. 1405 01:26:30,090 --> 01:26:31,233 She's my wife, 1406 01:26:32,763 --> 01:26:33,810 and I'm not gonna leave her. 1407 01:26:33,810 --> 01:26:35,313 Not now, not ever. 1408 01:26:36,344 --> 01:26:40,830 - Okay. 1409 01:26:40,830 --> 01:26:41,910 - I'm sorry, Sugar. 1410 01:26:41,910 --> 01:26:44,173 I'm sorry if you got the wrong idea. 1411 01:26:44,173 --> 01:26:47,444 - No, I'm fine, I'm just fine. 1412 01:26:47,444 --> 01:26:52,444 Everything's gonna be okay. (sighs) 1413 01:26:53,165 --> 01:26:58,165 I'm okay. (laughs) 1414 01:26:58,294 --> 01:27:01,393 (light instrumental music) 1415 01:27:01,393 --> 01:27:03,893 What am I supposed to do, Max? 1416 01:27:07,829 --> 01:27:09,912 What am I supposed to do? 1417 01:27:12,817 --> 01:27:16,454 - [Max] You'll figure it out, Sug. 1418 01:27:16,454 --> 01:27:20,037 (light instrumental music) 1419 01:27:28,166 --> 01:27:33,166 (light piano music) (birds chirping) 1420 01:28:03,936 --> 01:28:06,936 (crickets chirping) 1421 01:28:08,747 --> 01:28:13,264 - Leslie. (laughs) 1422 01:28:17,553 --> 01:28:21,136 (light instrumental music) 1423 01:28:22,663 --> 01:28:25,663 (crickets chirping) 1424 01:28:39,864 --> 01:28:42,781 (door clicks shut) 1425 01:28:51,450 --> 01:28:52,750 - You look good like that. 1426 01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:55,320 Natural. 1427 01:28:55,320 --> 01:28:56,613 - Oh, Max. 1428 01:28:58,350 --> 01:29:02,760 My eyes disappear and my lips are too thin. 1429 01:29:02,760 --> 01:29:04,310 - [Max] I don't like the paint. 1430 01:29:07,617 --> 01:29:12,617 - All the other girls are so put together and so with it. 1431 01:29:15,228 --> 01:29:16,583 I've gotta be more like that. 1432 01:29:17,608 --> 01:29:19,723 I'm such a square. (laughs) 1433 01:29:20,790 --> 01:29:21,740 - Belle, come here. 1434 01:29:32,520 --> 01:29:35,740 I've been thinking, let's try to have a baby. 1435 01:29:42,390 --> 01:29:46,923 - Oh, Max, I don't know. 1436 01:29:49,650 --> 01:29:52,350 I'd have to buy a whole new wardrobe. (laughs) 1437 01:29:52,350 --> 01:29:54,090 And this house, it's our house. 1438 01:29:54,090 --> 01:29:55,863 It's not a house for a baby. 1439 01:29:58,020 --> 01:30:00,753 - You are beautiful. 1440 01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:03,423 Just like this. 1441 01:30:04,453 --> 01:30:06,753 And I don't care about any of that stuff. 1442 01:30:10,770 --> 01:30:12,063 I wanna start over again. 1443 01:30:12,990 --> 01:30:14,073 Move away from here. 1444 01:30:16,226 --> 01:30:18,810 - Move away from our friends? 1445 01:30:18,810 --> 01:30:19,743 - [Max] Everyone. 1446 01:30:22,710 --> 01:30:25,293 - Oh, Max, yes. 1447 01:30:25,293 --> 01:30:26,553 Yes, I want to. 1448 01:30:27,660 --> 01:30:28,980 We'll buy a new house. 1449 01:30:28,980 --> 01:30:31,137 A bigger house. - Yeah. 1450 01:30:31,137 --> 01:30:32,250 - And we'll paint it. 1451 01:30:32,250 --> 01:30:34,520 I'll pick out soothing colors for our baby 1452 01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:36,915 and we'll put a swing set in the backyard 1453 01:30:36,915 --> 01:30:39,416 and we'll have real grass. 1454 01:30:39,416 --> 01:30:40,714 - Yeah. - And trees. 1455 01:30:40,714 --> 01:30:42,028 - We can move to Colorado. - Yes. 1456 01:30:42,028 --> 01:30:43,587 - Away in the mountains. - Yes, yes. 1457 01:30:43,587 --> 01:30:44,420 - Away from everybody. 1458 01:30:44,420 --> 01:30:45,750 - And I'll slide out of bed in the morning 1459 01:30:45,750 --> 01:30:46,680 and pull my hair back 1460 01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:48,639 and make pancakes for the whole family. 1461 01:30:48,639 --> 01:30:51,480 - Oh, I want that, I want to. 1462 01:30:51,480 --> 01:30:53,830 - We can live somewhere with no mirrors, right? 1463 01:30:55,440 --> 01:30:57,150 No mirrors. 1464 01:30:57,150 --> 01:30:58,717 - Yes, Belle Belle. 1465 01:30:59,908 --> 01:31:01,793 We don't have to live with any of that stuff. 1466 01:31:05,756 --> 01:31:09,673 - I feel like everybody's always looking at me. 1467 01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:14,100 - The only neighbors we'll have 1468 01:31:14,100 --> 01:31:16,353 are the deer and the squirrels. 1469 01:31:17,397 --> 01:31:20,038 (both laughing) 1470 01:31:20,038 --> 01:31:23,288 (light romantic music) 1471 01:31:25,708 --> 01:31:27,823 - Come on, help me. 1472 01:31:30,137 --> 01:31:33,220 (Marybelle laughing) 1473 01:31:41,440 --> 01:31:43,107 More, grab them all! 1474 01:31:46,731 --> 01:31:49,648 (clothing ripping) 1475 01:31:53,377 --> 01:31:56,627 (light romantic music) 1476 01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:25,857 (both groan) 1477 01:32:38,228 --> 01:32:39,106 - I love you, wife. 1478 01:32:39,106 --> 01:32:41,586 - I love you, husband. 1479 01:32:41,586 --> 01:32:45,086 (TV announcer chattering) 1480 01:33:06,300 --> 01:33:09,543 - Jesus H. Christ. - Holy shit. 1481 01:33:10,426 --> 01:33:11,370 (Flo gasps) 1482 01:33:11,370 --> 01:33:13,737 - How did we miss this the first time? 1483 01:33:13,737 --> 01:33:16,290 (Flo chuckles) 1484 01:33:16,290 --> 01:33:17,433 Un-fucking-believable. 1485 01:33:20,049 --> 01:33:23,299 (astronaut chattering) 1486 01:33:33,037 --> 01:33:36,287 (light romantic music)