1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:46,600 Nice job! 4 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,000 Hey, babe. I'm here. I'm downstairs. 5 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,280 I just got off work. 6 00:00:58,800 --> 00:00:59,640 But I'm here. 7 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,360 You don't see me because I'm on the corner, but I'm coming. 8 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,680 I'm here. I have everything. Don't worry. 9 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:12,120 Yes, babe, I'm here. Of course I have the champagne. 10 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,280 I have the champagne. I have everything. I'm here. 11 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,000 I'm coming. I can't run any faster, really. 12 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,240 Yup. I'm here. 13 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,280 Yup, we're good. I'm here. I'm what? 14 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,840 Late? Sure. 15 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,400 Of course I have my costume. I stopped by the dry cleaner's. 16 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:58,800 Wait! 17 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,200 Entry code? 18 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,280 Ma'am. Of course I know the entry code. 19 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:06,920 Can't you see my arms are full? I'm meeting friends. 20 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:11,720 She couldn't care less. Happy New Year, yeah? 21 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,440 I hope it's your last, old hag! 22 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,800 I know the code! 23 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,040 It'll take two minutes, then you can fuck all the sluts you like. 24 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,320 Yeah, sure. 25 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,120 Yeah, sure. "I didn't do anything." Pétain said the same. 26 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:06,240 Marshal Pétain, you know. The Jews. Well, that's not the point. I'm on my way. 27 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,280 Hello? 28 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,000 Son of a bitch hung up. 29 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,680 No, I think it's just because the doors closed, so the service… 30 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,360 Sorry, do you speak French? 31 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,120 It's no use pressing the button. 32 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,840 It probably short-circuited. That's why it stopped. 33 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,280 Are you an elevator repairman? 34 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,200 -No. -Great, thanks. 35 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,000 Shit, we're stuck. 36 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,960 Well, all we can do is wait. 37 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,720 Anybody there? We're stuck! Dammit! 38 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,040 Anybody there? We're stuck! 39 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,880 -No one there. -Must you comment on everything? 40 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,960 We have to wait. It'll start up again. 41 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,560 So you are an elevator repairman. 42 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:11,000 No, but I got trapped once before with my buddy Ben. We were in school-- 43 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,840 Now's not the time for this story. 44 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:14,600 It's hot in here. 45 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,760 -We could press the alarm. -Great idea. Go ahead. 46 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,440 Sound familiar? 47 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,960 It's from "Beverly Hills Cop." 48 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,640 -Fuck. -It was already broken. 49 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,600 No, it wasn't broken. It went "woah-woah-woah." 50 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,800 You broke it. Step away. Move. 51 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,560 -It's ringing. -Yup, it's ringing. 52 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,920 We thank you for your call. 53 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,080 All our maintenance technicians are currently on call-outs. 54 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,000 Jesus. 55 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,960 We're doing our best to answer you as soon as possible. 56 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,480 -Voicemail. -Really? I couldn't tell. 57 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,160 You know, it's not easy being a repairman. 58 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,480 Plus, it's New Year's Eve. They must be swamped. 59 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,000 -Do you know how much a repairman makes? -Who cares? 60 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,640 That'll be why no one's answering. 61 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,560 Isn't it hot? 62 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:12,960 Not for you? 63 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,200 No, I'm fine. 64 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,000 It's boiling. We're suffocating. 65 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,560 I'm suffocating. 66 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,880 I'm totally suffocating. We're suffocating! 67 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,760 I'm having an attack. 68 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,920 -A nervous breakdown? -No, I'm claustrophobic. 69 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,320 -I doubt it. -I am. 70 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:30,320 If you were, you'd have trouble breathing and feel like the walls were closing in. 71 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,760 I'm struggling to breathe. 72 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:34,440 Okay. 73 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,440 -Listen. It'll all be fine. -Don't touch me. No. 74 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,080 Listen to me and look at me. 75 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,080 Breathe in. 76 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,080 Breathe out. 77 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,360 -Breathe in. -Don't touch me. The walls are closing in. 78 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,280 -Breathe out. -The walls are closing in! 79 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,600 -They're not. -They are. 80 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:54,080 -It's in your head. -No, I'm going to die. Open up! 81 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,200 -Okay. You're having an attack. -Jesus. Yes. 82 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,960 Regrettably, there's only one solution. I'm sorry. 83 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,320 -Did you just slap me? -No. 84 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,280 That was a distraction tactic to help you-- 85 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,560 To help you target my nuts. 86 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,320 You're right, I feel better. 87 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,440 Okay. 88 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:16,840 Mind helping me take this off? 89 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,800 If there's a choice, no. 90 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,920 Come here. Jesus… 91 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,600 -Hello? Anyone there? -Yes, hello? Someone there? We're stuck. 92 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,920 -Don't panic. -I'm trying to tell her that. 93 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,240 Thanks. We're stuck. Can someone get us out? 94 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,880 Don't worry, ma'am. We're on it. Please keep a cool head. 95 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,000 -I'm trying to tell her that. -All right. 96 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,400 What time did you get stuck? 97 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,680 -8:45. 8:50. 98 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,080 -We should be specific. -What do I write? 99 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,400 -Is it important? -That's up to you, ma'am. 100 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,080 -Fine, write 8:47. -Seems fair. 101 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,640 Great, that's noted. Anyone with a heart condition? 102 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,800 -No. -No. 103 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,120 Okay, anyone pregnant in the elevator? 104 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,040 No. 105 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,720 Are you sure? My buddy Ben's sister thought she wasn't-- 106 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:10,640 I'm sure! 107 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,720 -Is that a yes or no? -It's a no, Christ! 108 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,800 Okay. Is there a child in the elevator? 109 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,440 -Depends what you mean by child. -Anyone under ten. 110 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,120 No! 111 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:24,560 Great. What's the cabin identification number, please? 112 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,960 -Up above. -B-Y-0-18. 113 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,200 No, it's not a zero. It's the letter 'O.' 114 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,080 -No, it's numbers at the end. -Are you a numberist? 115 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:33,920 That's not even a word! 116 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:38,520 -Have you located us or not? -Actually, it's not a zero. It's an 'O.' 117 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:43,520 Okay, my computer says there is no malfunction. 118 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,000 We've been stuck in here for an hour. Isn't that a malfunction? 119 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:50,480 It's not me. It's the computer. No need to get annoyed, okay? 120 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:52,680 Easy. 121 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,520 -Okay, sorry, sir. Sorry. 122 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,560 Okay, I'm sending a technician. 123 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:58,480 Yes! 124 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,720 Tomorrow morning at 8:00. 125 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,840 Sorry, there's no one else. Everyone's out on calls. 126 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,760 -No. -Good luck and Happy New Year! 127 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,880 Whatever happens, don't try to open the doors. 128 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,960 -Thank you. Happy New Year. -No, not "Happy New Year." 129 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,680 I won't be stuck in this coffin all night! There's no way! 130 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:17,240 -Are they playing with us? -We thank you for your call. 131 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,600 All our maintenance technicians are currently on call-outs. 132 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:24,640 We're doing our best to answer you as soon as possible. 133 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:25,560 Voicemail. 134 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:29,000 I know. I'm not staying here till 8:00 a.m. No way. Help me. 135 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,800 -To do what? -To get out of here! 136 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,240 Definitely not. The guy said not to try to-- 137 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:34,640 But-- 138 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:44,360 Oh fuck, we fell. I'm going to die. We're going to die. 139 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,320 Yeah, we might die, and it'll be your fault. 140 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,680 He told us not to try to open the doors. What don't you get about that? 141 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:54,400 -How else will we get out of here? -I dunno! Stop shouting for a start! 142 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,120 -I'm not shouting! -Yes, you are! 143 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,680 No! Where the hell are you? 144 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,200 I'm over here. This way. 145 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:01,440 Why? 146 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,280 -Distraction tactic. -Stop it. 147 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,640 I feel better. Sorry. You okay? 148 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:07,760 Not great. 149 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,120 I can't fucking believe this. 150 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,440 I'm spending New Year's Eve stuck in an elevator with a total stranger. 151 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,520 This sucks. 152 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,280 Honestly, it could be worse. 153 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,840 I could be a psychopath or a serial killer. 154 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,200 Or worse. 155 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:29,800 Calimero. 156 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:33,320 -The black chick with the egg on his head? -No. 157 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,000 Calimero! The guy who sings, 158 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,400 In weightlessness 159 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:40,600 -Calogero. -No. 160 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,400 -It's Calimero. -Calogero. 161 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,000 -It's Calogero. -No. 162 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:44,920 It's Calimero. 163 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:46,800 100%. 164 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,440 Shall we introduce ourselves? 165 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,040 What the hell. 166 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:53,480 Gaël, pleasure. 167 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:56,080 Hannah. 168 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:57,640 With two H's. 169 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,480 At the start and end. Who cares, you won't write me letters. 170 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,600 Come on, it's New Year's after all. It's supposed to be fun a night. 171 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:11,560 Who said today had to be stupidly happy? It's not written anywhere. 172 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,960 -There's no rule book on it. -You were on your way to party. 173 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,440 If you must know, I was going to dump my boyfriend. 174 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,200 -Happy now? -Really? 175 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,760 On New Year's Eve? That's horrible! What did he do? 176 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,520 What's it to you? He's not your friend, is he? 177 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:30,080 You're not Parisian, asking all these questions, and in that stupid costume. 178 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,360 -It's true. I'm not from Paris. -Where are you from, then? 179 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,040 Do you really care? 180 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,560 I grew up not far from Cap Ferret. Know it? 181 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,760 Sure, everyone knows Cap Ferret. Pascal Obispo, all that. 182 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,040 I fell for her 183 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,600 My home, the Eiffel Tower 184 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,280 -Don't know it. -You've got to be kidding me. 185 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,480 But growing up by the ocean is cool. 186 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,080 Depends on who with. 187 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,680 Wow, this is gorgeous. 188 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,440 Yeah. 189 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,280 This is where I spent my whole childhood. We had a house on the peninsula. 190 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,400 See that little boy? That's me. 191 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,520 The one tied to the pole. 192 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,880 The other two are my cousins. 193 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,640 Open your mouth. 194 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:34,960 Chew. 195 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,440 -Chew! -And swallow. 196 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,480 Gross! I'll tell my da-- 197 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:40,680 Dad! 198 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,160 Is that the time? Is the tide coming in? 199 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,440 -Don't! -Yeah, do it. 200 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:49,400 No! Dad! 201 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,600 You had it pretty rough. 202 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,120 No, they're teasing. 203 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,560 They teased me. I teased them. We teased each other. It's… 204 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,360 We got along great. 205 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,960 -Yeah, you had it rough. -Yes. Yeah, I had it… rough, yeah. 206 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:12,440 Dad! 207 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:17,000 -That's awful! Why'd they do that? -I had a stutter when I was a kid. 208 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:21,320 I had no self-confidence. Especially with two cousins who were great at everything. 209 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,560 That's terrible. How'd you survive? 210 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,560 No, honestly, it was fine. 211 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,360 My cousins were pretty nice to me. 212 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,880 -They used to piss on you. -Near me. 213 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:37,080 They used to piss near me. But I would get a bit of spray. 214 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,360 It wasn't mean. All cousins do that, right? 215 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,000 -No. -Really? 216 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,480 -Do you still have a stutter? -It depends. 217 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,240 -It comes back sometimes. -When you get pissed on? 218 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,880 Kidding. It's a joke. 219 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,520 And where are you from? Paris, I imagine? 220 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,800 Through and through. 221 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,480 Shit! 222 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,160 I'm so sorry. Seriously, I'm sorry. 223 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,200 No, it's not your fault. It's mine. I should've dodged it. 224 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,000 -Sorry. -My reflexes are crap. 225 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,960 I wasn't paying attention. 226 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,360 Anything there? 227 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,800 Get out! No one knows you here! 228 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:19,240 Your party fucking sucks, bitch! Your head's like a potato. 229 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,720 Ben? 230 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,040 Ben? Is that you? 231 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,200 Who's that? God? 232 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,960 No, it's Gaël. I'm stuck in the elevator. Can you hear me? 233 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,720 -Gaga? Is that you? -Do you know him? 234 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:36,480 Yeah, it's Ben, my best friend. Remember, we got stuck in an elevator in school. 235 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,880 I wasn't listening. Call him! 236 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:41,560 Ben, it's me, Gaël! I'm stuck in the elevator. How's it going? 237 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,920 -You're in there? -Yeah, here! I'm stuck. Everything okay? 238 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:49,000 I mean, Johanne's girlfriend, that bitch just kicked me out 239 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,920 for being supposedly too drunk. So it's not going great! 240 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,320 It was their shitty salmon toast's fault. 241 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,880 That's what made me puke. 242 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:58,520 Classy! 243 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,400 Who's that? 244 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,600 It's no one. It's Hannah, a friend who's stuck in the elevator with me. 245 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,040 Is she hot? 246 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,920 -Yes! No! -I can hear you. 247 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,240 I mean, yes, but that's not the issue. 248 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:14,800 Attaboy! Prune's going to whoop your ass when you show up. 249 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,040 Really? Is she mad? 250 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,640 Shit. Who's at the party? 251 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:23,120 -Now's not the time! -You're right. It's not the time. 252 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,920 Ben? We're stuck. In the elevator. 253 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,560 Like Calogero? 254 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,120 -Exactly. So it's not Calimero. -Nope. 255 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,880 Call the fire department, bro. We're stuck, you hear me? 256 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,040 Dude, we're all stuck! I'm stuck too. 257 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:44,080 I'm stuck in life, in work, in my romantic life. 258 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,040 I'm treading water. I can't get anywhere! 259 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,880 Do you know how many times I jacked off today, dude? 260 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,240 Please… 261 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:54,760 No, I don't know. 262 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,560 Throw out a number! Come on, try to guess! 263 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,200 -Go on, say a number. -Yeah, okay. Three times? 264 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,120 Eight times. 265 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:05,800 I disgust myself. By the end, it was just powder, man. Know what I mean? 266 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,200 -I know. -I need someone who really loves me. 267 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,000 You love me, my friend. 268 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,600 That counts. I'm going to pick myself up. 269 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,000 Here we go! 270 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,200 No, Ben! 271 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,400 Ben, don't leave! Call the fire department! 272 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,600 Hey! Come back! Call the fire department! 273 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,600 What a fucking moron. 274 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,240 Jesus! 275 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,800 -He's dead. -He's definitely very dumb. 276 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,560 He's alive. 277 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,240 Humanity is saved. Great. 278 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,640 -I'm taking the reins. -What are you going to do? 279 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,680 I'm going to cause a short circuit so we can-- 280 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,040 Jesus! Okay, don't worry, I have first-aid certification. 281 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,680 One, two, three! Come on, wake up! 282 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,680 I get a shock, and you touch my breasts? Are you insane? 283 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,400 Sorry for trying to save your life. 284 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,760 That wasn't a good idea. 285 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,640 I wasn't trying to touch your breasts. It was CPR. 286 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,480 It was medical. It wasn't… 287 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,120 Yeah, fine. I get it. It's okay. 288 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,360 Pass me my bag. 289 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,000 I'm unbeatable. 290 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:35,880 Are you dumb? 291 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,360 Okay, I am beatable. Another round? 292 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,280 Of course. 293 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,360 Can you tell me why a girl would dump her boyfriend on New Year's Eve? 294 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,320 Because all men are assholes. 295 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,320 Not all. 296 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,240 Yes. 297 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,280 Sick! I was so into this song! 298 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,520 Can I tell the story or do you want to dance? 299 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,440 Yeah, sorry. 300 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,560 That's Tarik. My first real love. 301 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,920 Well, I mean, clothing aside, you look good together. 302 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,840 Yeah. Only she's not me. 303 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,560 -Sorry, am I interrupting? -Whoa, Hannah… 304 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,880 -Who are you? -Shut it. 305 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,360 I'm his girlfriend. Fuck you. Get lost! 306 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,360 -A little vulgar. -Shut it. 307 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,760 You shut the fuck up! 308 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,200 I see, so kneeing people is kind of your thing. 309 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,280 Wait. 310 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,200 -What's this? Out! -It's nothing, I swear. 311 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,680 -You're crazy! -He's my man! Leave him! 312 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:03,360 -I was a little temperamental back then. -Fuck off! 313 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,320 -You're a lot better now. -Yeah. 314 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,880 -You're crazy! -No, not crazy. 315 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,120 -Don't talk to me. -Why are you touching me? 316 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,480 It's nothing. 317 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,480 -Piece of shit! -She's nuts. 318 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,000 Okay, you landed on an asshole. 319 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,520 Doesn't mean you can put all guys in the same box. 320 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,680 Yes, I can. Come on. 321 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,840 -This is awesome! Is it 15-20 m2? -No. 322 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,880 -And is that a view of Notre Dame? -Nope. 323 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,600 -It must've cost you a ton to live here. -Want to make an offer? 324 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,080 That's Vincent. 325 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,200 My second real love. 326 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,040 He took off with all my stuff. 327 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,840 And my car. 328 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:57,760 Thief! 329 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:58,680 My car! 330 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:01,920 Thief! 331 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:06,080 What really pisses me off is he never got the kneeing he deserved. 332 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,360 So you haven't had a lot of luck with guys, 333 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,160 but you can't make generalizations. 334 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,120 Come on. 335 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,720 -Where are we going now? -You'll see. Come on. 336 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,360 Okay, so this is where you work! It looks like an event company. 337 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:25,040 It is an event company. I don't get how you can be so insightful. 338 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,200 I think it's just my powers of observation and… You were kidding. 339 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,520 See? Very perceptive. 340 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:32,520 Look. 341 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,400 I have the report on our last event. 342 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,560 It was total shit. 343 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,560 -Really? That bad? -Yup, that bad. 344 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,840 If, after a campaign, people give us the hashtag #totalshit, 345 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,160 then it's total shit. 346 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,720 No one's going to speak? 347 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,080 Chubs? 348 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,040 Bird Beak? 349 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:50,960 Retard Face? 350 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,880 -Diarrhea? -Tiaré. It's Tahitian. 351 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,280 You said you'd stop with the nicknames. They're humiliating. 352 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,320 I'll stop once you stop producing shit. 353 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,880 You have to earn your first names. Right, Chubs? 354 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:08,240 I think a nickname should be earned and should highlight a professional skill. 355 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:12,920 Not so much one's physical or… personal traits. 356 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,520 That took way too long. Okay, let's get to work. Move it. 357 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:18,880 Great. Except you, CB. 358 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,280 CB is… for Chuck the Bachelor? 359 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,640 Cute Butt. 360 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,280 What's so funny? 361 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,440 You're a real bitch, actually. 362 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,640 No, I'm a woman. People need to respect me. 363 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,000 Okay, sure, but as kind of a bitch. 364 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,440 A respectable woman. 365 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:34,960 A respectable 366 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,280 bitch. 367 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,120 Bitch. 368 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,720 All right, enough! 369 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,520 -Well, I think the jury's out on this one. -I can come back. 370 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,720 174 to 4, no, you can't. 371 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,240 Even if we were stuck in here a year, no chance. 372 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,120 Well, things seems good with CB. 373 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,400 Marc. 374 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,400 Gaël. 375 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,480 I know. He's Marc. 376 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,640 -So, things are good with Marc? -Yeah. 377 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,800 We've been together two years. It's fine, but 378 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,240 it won't last. It never does. 379 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,400 Like the others, he'll screw me over. That's why I'm going first. 380 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,800 Wait. You're going to dump your boyfriend on New Year's Eve, 381 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,200 when he hasn't done anything, just in case? 382 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:27,920 Yup. 383 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,840 Who said he didn't do anything? You're really all the same. 384 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:32,800 If you say so. 385 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,760 -Peanut? -No. 386 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,880 Who was the girl you were talking about with your buddy earlier? 387 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,800 -Prune? -Yeah. 388 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,520 Prune's my girlfriend. 389 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,440 Really? 390 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,840 What? 391 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,280 Shit! Turn around! 392 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:53,960 Stop moving! 393 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,240 One, two, three! Come on! 394 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,800 One more time! One, two, three! 395 00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,280 One more! 396 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,000 -Fuck! -Fuck! 397 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,160 Okay, that was close. 398 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,440 -I saw the light. Wow. -Really? 399 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,000 -You saved my life. -No. 400 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,320 -Yes, you did. -No. 401 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,280 According to bushido code, my life is yours now. 402 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:23,080 -There's no need. -My life is yours. 403 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,360 Promise me you'll be more careful. 404 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,800 On my honor, I will. 405 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,200 And to never place your finger on my mouth again. 406 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,280 Christ, it makes me want to puke. 407 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,840 -It stinks of peanuts. -Jesus. 408 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,200 God. 409 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,040 -I was so close, I'm telling you. -Yeah. 410 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,440 There was a moment where I thought, "It's over." 411 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,880 -Fuck! -Just kidding, it was a joke. 412 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,240 Jerk! 413 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,840 Are you stuck? 414 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,960 Someone there? Yes! Can you help us? 415 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,200 Are you there? 416 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,320 My name's Pablo. 417 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,600 Hey, Pablo! My name's Gaël, and my friend here is Hannah. 418 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,040 That's an ugly name! 419 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,080 Oh yeah? Like Pablo isn't a shitty name? 420 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,200 Stop! Shut it! 421 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,240 Hi, Pablo. I'm Hannah. How old are you? 422 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,320 Eight years old. 423 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:13,160 Such a big boy! Pablo, can you get your dad or mom to help us, please? 424 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,880 Dad is locked in the bathroom with Auntie Christelle. 425 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,400 Where's your mom? 426 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,520 Snoring on the couch. Sometimes she farts, like… 427 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,240 Turns out the little guy is pretty funny. 428 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,440 Listen, I'm friends with Prune 429 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:42,400 who's at the party on the 6th floor to the left, John Avidan's apartment. 430 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,960 My dad says I shouldn't talk to strangers. 431 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,080 He's absolutely right, but we're not strangers. 432 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,280 We're friends of John Avidan on the 6th floor. 433 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:54,480 My dad says I shouldn't talk to the guy on the 6th floor because he's an asshole. 434 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,040 He's right. I'm sorry. He is an asshole. 435 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:00,880 -Okay… -Too bad. We were close. 436 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,680 Wait, Pablo? I'm a friend of Marc's. 437 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,520 He doesn't live here, but he's at Justine's party. 438 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:09,840 Know who Justine is? 439 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,800 My dad says 6th floor to the right is all drug addicts. 440 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,320 I think your dad is very prejudiced. 441 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,480 It's not nice to judge people you don't know. 442 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,800 Especially for a guy screwing his sister-in-law. 443 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,920 -Stop! Shut it! -What? 444 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,360 Listen, we really need your help. 445 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,520 You're the only one who can get us out of here, 446 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,040 who can save us like a superhero, like… 447 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,080 Like Batman! 448 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,160 My dad says Batman's a fag. He has no real powers. 449 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,920 You take that back right now! 450 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,520 His parents were murdered in front of him! It caused deep emotional trauma! 451 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,480 I'm Bruce Wayne, and my parents are dead. 452 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,320 Pablo! Listen, let's forget-- 453 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,360 Shut it! 454 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,680 Stop! Calm down. 455 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,560 Pablo! Are you there? 456 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:50,640 -Yes. -Pablo. 457 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,680 We'll move past those extremely homophobic remarks, 458 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,680 and focus on the essential, the present situation. 459 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:58,480 Fifty euros. 460 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,200 Excuse me? 461 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,200 Give me 50 euros, and I'll get my dad. 462 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,960 Out of the question. 463 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,720 Especially after what he said about Batman! 464 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:09,720 Christ… 465 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,480 -You don't have any money. -That's right. 466 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,600 My bag. 467 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,240 Here it comes. 468 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,560 There. You got it? 469 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,360 Got it? Can you get your parents now, please, Pablo? 470 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,800 No, it serves you right to be stuck in there. 471 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,520 When you're friends with assholes and drug addicts, 472 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,840 you get what you deserve. 473 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,360 And Batman is Superman's bitch. 474 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,200 -Peace, dickheads. -Wait, Pablo! Come back! 475 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,440 Come back, you little shit! If I find you, I'll rip your head off! 476 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,600 You son of a bitch! I'll beat you and your homophobic family! 477 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,680 You got that?! 478 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,560 -He's eight. -Yeah, I know. 479 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,520 I went too far. 480 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,920 Yeah, you did. 481 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,040 I'm sorry. 482 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,160 Sorry. 483 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,400 Prune. 484 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,360 Prune's my girlfriend. 485 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,440 Good evening, everyone. 486 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,520 How's everyone in the comedy club tonight? 487 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,840 Yes, I'm great too. Me too. 488 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,640 So my name's Gaël. I'm a comedian. 489 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,280 And it's not easy every day, of course. 490 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,800 But I'm hanging in there. 491 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,160 I'll always remember what my grandma said before she died. 492 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,040 She said, "Gaël." 493 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,360 Then she died. 494 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,920 Other than that, when I was little… 495 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:17,040 when I was little, I used to go to the beach with my cousins. 496 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,280 And one of them would piss on me. 497 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,560 He enjoyed it, I think. 498 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:27,840 And often he would call me 499 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,680 "toilet." That's what he called me. Because he… 500 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,680 because he pissed on me. 501 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,360 Okay, well… 502 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,000 Everyone bombs now and then. 503 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,360 But rarely as badly as that, I will say. 504 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,720 -You can't drink properly. -I have problems swallowing. 505 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,840 Prune. Nice to meet you. 506 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,280 Gaël. 507 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,200 Do you work here? 508 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,760 Yeah. After classes at the university. 509 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:26,000 It's a cool job. I watch funny stuff. At least most of the time. 510 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,240 You're right. It's hopeless. I suck. 511 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,880 If you give up at the first hurdle, you'll never get there. 512 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,680 Think I should keep at it? 513 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,800 No. 514 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,160 But if it's what you really love, yeah. You have to put everything into it. 515 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,320 It's important. 516 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,920 I'm going back to work. 517 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,080 Do you want to get a drink after your shift? 518 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,280 No. 519 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,440 -Friendly. So, did you get a drink or not? -I did what she told me. I wanted her. 520 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,880 I pulled myself together and kept at it. 521 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:05,040 -Whoa, I don't need all the details. -Yeah, sorry. 522 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,320 Soon after, we moved in together. 523 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,720 Right there. 524 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,160 We were so happy at first. 525 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,960 We had so much fun. 526 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,440 -Did I hurt you? -No. 527 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,200 -Not bad. -This is nice. 528 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,000 We made love constantly. Everywhere. 529 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,480 She went to college during the day and the comedy club at night. 530 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,840 I wrote plays, tried out for auditions. 531 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,200 -Is that straight? -Yeah! Looking good. 532 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,200 After graduation, she was hired at a law firm. 533 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,480 Meanwhile, I wasn't really getting anywhere. 534 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:36,760 -Want something to eat? Sure. 535 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,280 I was getting nowhere. Absolutely nowhere. 536 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,480 -Come on! -Awesome! 537 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,720 -You could at least clean up! -We'll do it after, don't worry. 538 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,640 After what? 539 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,840 Let's go! 540 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:05,840 Seriously, what do you do all day? Just sit here, doing nothing! Come on! 541 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,280 That's enough now, stop! 542 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,880 Don't say "Let me explain." 543 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,560 -It was a writing meeting. -Oh yeah? What are you writing? 544 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,680 I lost all motivation. 545 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,520 I lost all confidence in myself. I thought I sucked. 546 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,760 Then what happened? 547 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,480 Comedy was a way for me to overcome my stutter, 548 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,200 so I didn't need to keep doing it. 549 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,400 So I stopped. And I got a job. 550 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,440 At Jurassic Pizza. As their-- 551 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:36,600 Mascot? 552 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,640 No. Brand representative. 553 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,120 Their mascot. 554 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,600 Exactly. I'm their mascot. 555 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,920 Prune has always believed in me. Has always pushed me to chase my dreams. 556 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,960 I just couldn't do the work. 557 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,440 It's tough, but sometimes our dreams aren't meant to become reality. 558 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:59,040 No, I'm going to pick myself up. This year is my year. 559 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,000 I'll give it my all and make her proud. She deserves a good man. 560 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,240 Is that really what you want? 561 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,640 Of course it's what I want. Prune has always had confidence in me. 562 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,520 -She even wants a child with me. -Really? 563 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,640 Yeah. 564 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,360 You don't seem thrilled. 565 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,960 Of course I'm thrilled. 566 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,160 Why are you judging me? You judge people you don't even know. 567 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,120 I'm not. You just don't seem thrilled by the idea. 568 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,320 I am very thrilled. 569 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,200 That's the normal path. 570 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,560 You fall in love, move in together, then make babies. 571 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:31,920 Or not. 572 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,080 Well, that's what Prune wants. I mean, that's what we both want. 573 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,400 -Listen. -No, you're pissing me off. 574 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,600 No, listen outside. 575 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,600 -Take that belt off. -Wait. 576 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,560 Get undressed. 577 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,840 They're not going to do it here? 578 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,520 -Come on. -Clearly, they are. 579 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,640 Drop the panties. 580 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,640 Go on. No one's around. God, that's good. 581 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,280 Hey, we're stuck! Can you help us? 582 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,360 Go for it, big dog! Get that! 583 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,640 Keep going. 584 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,120 -Hey! -Again. 585 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,720 -God, this sucks. -That's it, man! 586 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,160 -Come on! -Come on! 587 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,800 -Have at her! -Oh shit, I'm going to come! 588 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,640 Keep going! 589 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,480 Keep going, Prune! 590 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:21,920 Prune! 591 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,360 -I was so glad you came tonight. -Me too. 592 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,160 Prune! 593 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,960 Jesus, Prune, are you kidding me?! 594 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,040 Jesus, this is a nightmare! Prune! 595 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:43,880 Fuck. 596 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,320 Gaël. 597 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,840 Don't talk. I don't want to hear you right now. 598 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,440 -You look like a vase. -It doesn't work. I can hear everything. 599 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,400 Come here. 600 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:14,840 Come on. 601 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000 Know what my dad used to say when I was little? 602 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,080 No matter how dark the night gets, the sun will always rise. 603 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,720 And in the light of day, our blues all go away. 604 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,600 You forget about your ills and focus on what matters. 605 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:48,960 He was right. 606 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,680 I should have suspected. 607 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,920 It couldn't go on like that. 608 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,560 Do you know who the guy was? 609 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,160 No. 610 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,080 Just by his voice, I couldn't tell you. 611 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,560 One of her lawyer friends, I guess. 612 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,120 We redid our house near Honfleur. Come stay there this weekend. 613 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:52,600 -Yes, absolutely! What do you say, Gaël? -Yeah, totally. Sounds great. 614 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,720 I'll just have to check my audition schedule and all that, 615 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,920 but I'd love to see the region of… 616 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,760 -Normandy. -Normandy. I'd love that. 617 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,120 What about you guys? 618 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,000 Well, we're still looking, 619 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,560 but within our budget, it's either too small or there's nothing. 620 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,320 Yeah, that's the issue. 621 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,200 Plus, you would need two bedrooms. 622 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,360 -For the little one. -No way! I didn't know. 623 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:17,160 -No! We're not… There's no little one. -No. 624 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,720 Yeah, ideally we'd have two bedrooms, but we're not there. 625 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,520 -Not there. Until we have a little one. -Yes. 626 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,440 So, Gaël, what are you working on now? Are things busy? 627 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,360 I have an artist friend, Lorraine. Maybe you know her? 628 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:37,040 She spits fire in Avignon in the summer and told me times are tough for you now. 629 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,440 I've yet to spit fire in my life, but I'm doing okay. I'm fine. 630 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,320 -I do stand-up and lots of auditions. -That's great! 631 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,560 I just had a callback for a movie. 632 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,400 -What movie? -Really? 633 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,320 -Yeah. -So, who's in the cast? Any famous people? 634 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,120 Great cast, very eclectic. 635 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,640 There's Mélanie Frotillon and Pascal Pelouse in the lead roles. 636 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,840 -That sounds familiar. -Frotillon rings a bell. 637 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,440 -Great cast! Fingers crossed for you. -Thanks a lot. 638 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,560 -And good luck to you, Prune. -No, but there's no… 639 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,640 -Yes. -Great. 640 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:07,920 -Okay. -See you soon? 641 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,280 Yeah, probably not. 642 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,880 What was I supposed to say? 643 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,760 You can't even lie. 644 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,760 You wouldn't have to lie if you got your ass off the couch! 645 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,480 You don't know what it's like getting turned down. 646 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,960 -I need to focus on myself right now. -Focus on yourself? 647 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,080 You've had two years of focusing on yourself. 648 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,200 When I leave in the morning, you're on the couch. 649 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,800 When I come home, surprise! You're on the couch. 650 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,200 You must be very focused. 651 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,440 I'm sorry. It must be different in Joinville and Honfleur. 652 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,880 What's the problem with that? 653 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:42,280 -Nothing, it's just-- -No, go on, say it! 654 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,800 Can't I dream of having a house in the country, of having kids? 655 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,760 So, you do want kids? You never told me that. 656 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:49,680 I do. 657 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,920 Yes, I want kids. I didn't want to bother you about it. 658 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 You have your career, your dreams. 659 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:56,600 But wake up, Gaël. 660 00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,760 You were scared of sucking. Now you do. And if you want to know the truth, 661 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,960 you'll never make it. 662 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,560 She really said that? 663 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,520 We talked all night long, 664 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,200 and I decided then and there to get a job. 665 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,800 To give her what she wanted. 666 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,680 I guess she was right. 667 00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,400 I really do suck. 668 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,520 I can't even make a baby. 669 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,520 We've been trying for a year, 670 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,800 and I'm shooting blanks. 671 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,680 You're not going to cry? 672 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:42,800 No. 673 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,320 I suck. 674 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,240 -I suck. -You don't. 675 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:50,960 I'll end up alone. 676 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,240 Under a bridge. 677 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,640 Forgotten by everyone. Pecked by pigeons. 678 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,400 What's this? Is it yours? 679 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:06,040 No, someone must have put it in my bag while she was screwing on the stairs! 680 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,760 Of course it's mine. There are only two of us in here. 681 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,200 You can play this with your little T. rex arms? 682 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:14,560 No. 683 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,000 Come on. 684 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,240 Play. I'd like that. 685 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,240 No. 686 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,720 Go on. I would. 687 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,640 Please. 688 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,080 It's a ukulele. 689 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,960 It's a guitar for losers. 690 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,640 What? 691 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,400 No, nothing. 692 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,200 We can't all have hidden talents. 693 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:15,320 I'm sure you have a special talent. 694 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,000 Kneeing people. 695 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,440 Anyway, you sing really well. 696 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:21,920 I really think so. 697 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,960 There are plenty of girls who'd dream of being with you. 698 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,080 Really? 699 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,360 Yeah, I think so. 700 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,360 Like who? 701 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,960 Aren't you in love with your girlfriend and having a baby? 702 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,720 Yes, but after hearing her screwing in the stairwell, I'm not gonna lie, 703 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,440 it's putting everything into perspective. 704 00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,760 It makes me think maybe I could explore other options too. 705 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,960 Even if it's just a dream. 706 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,000 Okay, hand me my bag. 707 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,360 Let's see what we have. Come here, let me show you something. 708 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,360 So… 709 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,800 This is Marie. Kind of your type. 710 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,800 Typical Parisian, a high school friend, super hot. 711 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:07,000 -Yeah, not bad. What does she do? -She's a Krav Maga instructor. 712 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,480 That'll never work. 713 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,080 I'm a pacifist. 714 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:12,760 My qi is too weak. 715 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,440 Tiny little qi. 716 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,400 Too bad. Okay, let's keep going. There's also… 717 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,440 -Awesome! Is that your dog? -Yeah! He's my baby. 718 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,360 Awesome. 719 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,240 What's his name? I had one when I was little. 720 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,720 -His name was Barney. -Barney. 721 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:28,920 -Are you kidding? -No way! 722 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:29,840 Yeah. 723 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,320 As in Barney the town drunk in the Simpsons? 724 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,960 No. As in Matthew Barney, the American artist. 725 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:36,560 Don't know him. 726 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,760 -But that's still crazy! -It is wild. 727 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:45,800 -Who else? I can't go out with Barney. -Yeah. Wait. 728 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,000 Let me keep looking. Otherwise… 729 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,920 Anouk! I love Anouk. She's a bit quirky, but she's great. 730 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:52,840 What does that mean? 731 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,480 Are you allergic to goat's milk or Larzac? 732 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,040 -No, not that I know of. -Then that could work out. 733 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:00,280 Okay. 734 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:01,960 Well, that's-- 735 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,160 -What? -That! 736 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:07,760 -No one. -I saw some breasts. 737 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,160 -That was no one. -Yes, there was a pair of boobs. Whose? 738 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,520 Mine. But who cares? I usually delete them. I forgot. 739 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,680 No way! 740 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,040 You take photos of your boobs? To send to who? To CB? 741 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,600 Who cares? It's my body. It belongs to me. 742 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,760 -Can I look again? The photo was blurry. -Forget what you saw. 743 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:27,800 Impossible. 744 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,760 That image is ingrained in my head forever. I have a photographic memory. 745 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,280 I close my eyes, I see your boobs. 746 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,040 -Bliss. -What are you doing? 747 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,800 Stop. You're grossing me out. Stop! 748 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,120 -Stop! -You stop! 749 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,760 Sorry, I have no more friends to show you. 750 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,520 What's your type anyway? 751 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,040 No. 752 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,040 No, thanks. 753 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,400 Not at all. 754 00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,040 No, forget about it. 755 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,160 I'm going to open this elevator 756 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,760 and get Prune because she's the only girl for me. 757 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,640 I'm going to fight for her! 758 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:11,720 Wait, Gaël. 759 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,880 I summon the power of bushido! 760 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,440 By the thunder of Zeus! 761 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,640 By the meteors of Pegasus! 762 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:29,560 Great! 763 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,000 Fuck! 764 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,200 -What? -I'm stuck. 765 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,720 It's tight! Come on, pull! 766 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,920 Wait, stop moving! 767 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,320 -I'm stuck! -I can see that! 768 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,760 -I don't want to die like in Total Recall! -What? 769 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,960 Total Recall, but it doesn't matter! Pull! 770 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,000 Pull! 771 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:47,880 Jesus. 772 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,440 -Know what I'm thinking about? -My breasts? 773 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,040 Now, yes. 774 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,760 But two seconds ago, 775 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,640 you saved my life again. 776 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,440 Yeah. 777 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:12,000 So, according to the code of "shubidu," you owe me your life twice. 778 00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:12,920 Yeah. 779 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,280 Twice, yeah. 780 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,360 That was close. 781 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,000 Jesus, I hope I didn't ruin my costume or my boss will kill me. 782 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,120 -Okay, it's fine. -Were you serious? 783 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,200 What did I say? 784 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,080 When you said I'm your type. 785 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,640 I dunno. Yeah. Maybe. 786 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,440 Wait, let's imagine. Can you see you and me together? 787 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,920 Yeah, I bet it'd be like… 788 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,280 Honey, I'm home! 789 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,960 Finally! Coming home at this hour? 790 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,200 You know, the expressway was completely backed up. 791 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,120 The traffic wasn't flowing, but the whiskey was! 792 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,760 I can't hide anything from you. 793 00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,520 You're right. I went to celebrate my promotion with colleagues 794 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,760 at Jimmy's. 795 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,200 Congratulations, honey. I'm so proud of you. 796 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,120 Let's celebrate tonight by engaging in coitus. 797 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,240 Excellent. 798 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,800 Till then, I prepared your favorite meal. 799 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,960 A McDonald's hamburger? 800 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,040 I can't hide a thing from you! 801 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,640 -But where are the kids? -They're upstairs doing their homework. 802 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:30,960 Children! 803 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,200 -Dad! -My loves! 804 00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:39,920 How was your day today, Son Goku? 805 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,040 Great! I scored… 806 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,960 seven shots in basketball! 807 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:51,400 -Excellent! -And Princess Amidala has some big news! 808 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:52,600 I lost a tooth! 809 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:58,560 The tooth fairy better watch out because Barney is a great hunter! 810 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,920 That's how you see us? Like a '60s-era sitcom? 811 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,680 -You're a weirdo. -What? 812 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,560 A warm home, a caring wife, wonderful kids, I don't see the issue. 813 00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,640 Earth to Gaël, that doesn't exist. 814 00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:31,000 Are you at least cool with Son Goku and Princess Amidala? 815 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,200 In your dreams. 816 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,200 I can't talk to you when you're like this. You're hysterical. 817 00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:38,320 How do you see us? 818 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:40,040 Not good. 819 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,480 Come on, just try to imagine it. 820 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:49,880 Darling! 821 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:51,560 I'm back! 822 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,080 There's shit everywhere. 823 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,200 My sweet angel! 824 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,240 My life has no meaning till I see you. 825 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,560 You're so valiant and comforting, my dear husband. 826 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,280 I'm a happy woman. 827 00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,920 Mother! May I have a younger brother for next winter? 828 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,920 I'm afraid not. As I didn't want you, you're the end of the line. 829 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,280 The sun is already low. 830 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,320 I think it's time I went into town to sell my cheese. 831 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,400 You know the rules! 832 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,600 You have to stay at home. Only I can go down into the village. 833 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,840 Too many whores and temptations! 834 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,280 I'm crazy. Do I have a screw loose? 835 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,720 I know if I go to town, I will give into temptation 836 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,400 because I'm weak and a coward like all men in sight of whores. 837 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:42,080 Right, let's have supper, son. 838 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,840 Your mother wants us out of her fantasy. 839 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,240 And you think I'm a weirdo? 840 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,960 It's better than your old sitcom. It's credible. 841 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,560 Credible? You just described the ideal life for a family of Mormons. 842 00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,960 -Now I know you're not my type. -I was never an option. 843 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:04,120 -Back to being a pain. -You said I'm not your type! 844 00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:09,080 You're always defensive. Constantly. You're aggressive, don't trust anyone! 845 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,640 And I can't stand Mormons! 846 00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:14,040 And I can't stand slackers like you! 847 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,400 You're immature, a coward, and a cuckold. There. 848 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,280 -Oh really? -Yeah! 849 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,200 -Really? -Yeah! 850 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,120 -Really? -Yeah! 851 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,200 Okay, I'm sorry, Hannah. There. Excuse me. 852 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,880 We can't fight on New Year's Eve. 853 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,800 Come on, get up. Let's make up. 854 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,080 -Want to dance? -No, I'm fine, thanks. 855 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,480 -Come on, we've nothing better to do. -Why? Got a song to play? 856 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:39,800 Village People? 857 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,120 -This sucks. -This sucks? 858 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,600 -Yes, this sucks. -This sucks? Martin Jackson sucks? 859 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,320 You don't know anything! 860 00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,400 His music is in all the best '80s movies. 861 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,120 I kissed my girlfriend to this at the high school dance. 862 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,520 Hold on, did you just say, "high school dance"? 863 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,880 Yeah. You didn't have a dance at your high school? 864 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,080 We have some self-respect, so never. 865 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,920 You're telling me you've never slow-danced to this music? 866 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,040 If you want to know the truth, I've never slow-danced ever. 867 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,760 That's something you bumpkins do for the wine harvest. 868 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:23,360 Never. 869 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,440 Fine. Promise me you won't let your hands wander. 870 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,520 And tell your breasts to cool it. 871 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:34,760 Fine. 872 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,640 What are you doing? 873 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:26,960 I dunno. I… 874 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,880 I dunno. I thought there was a… that we maybe had a… 875 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,480 Can't we dance for a bit before you try to screw me? 876 00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,600 Trying to screw you, absolutely not! It's just a kiss. 877 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,400 At the end of a slow dance, you kiss. It's tradition. 878 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,720 Yeah, but not with me! 879 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,480 Okay, sorry. It's fine. 880 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,280 I wasn't going to jump on you. I don't even want to. 881 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,320 You're all the same. 882 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,040 See why only I can go to the village to sell the cheese? 883 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,400 It's nothing to do with cheese. It was just a kiss! 884 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,680 Listen, I'm sorry for the kiss, okay? 885 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:57,680 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done it. It was clumsy. 886 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,520 Sincerely. There. I was an idiot. 887 00:50:03,240 --> 00:50:05,440 Why are you always so defensive like this? 888 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:06,760 What about you? 889 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:10,840 You feel sorry for yourself. You whine. You talk about plans and never do them. 890 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,760 I… 891 00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,640 Keep that hot for me. I'll be back. 892 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,800 My dad taught me to identify the stars. 893 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,480 Every summer, we'd go to our vacation house. 894 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,400 The whole family would come. My uncles, aunts, cousins. 895 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,640 But every night, my dad and I would sneak into the yard. 896 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,640 We'd lie on our backs and stargaze. 897 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,840 He taught me to identify the constellations. 898 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,560 That was our time together. 899 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,560 Just him and me. 900 00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,040 You talk about your dad a lot. 901 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,720 Hear that? It was a cat! 902 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,440 Hey, buddy! Listen, we're in a tight spot. 903 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,200 Yeah, we're stuck. 904 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,960 I have a gift. I can talk to animals. 905 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,600 Listen, buddy, we need your help. Can you go get your owner? 906 00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,640 A lady? Okay. Can you go look for her? 907 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,440 Okay. Thanks, Dalí. 908 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:34,880 He's agreed to help us. 909 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:37,880 Hannah, are you okay? 910 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,200 What's wrong? 911 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,360 Come on. 912 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,280 Dad, wake up. 913 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,280 Dad, wake up, please! 914 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,560 He had a brain aneurysm while driving. 915 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,240 He promised never to leave me. 916 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,680 I've never spoken about that to anyone. 917 00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:07,720 Oh shit. 918 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,680 It's moving. 919 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,920 Do you have to comment on everything? 920 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,440 -Hannah, listen. -No, it's fine. 921 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,200 Oh shit! 922 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,400 Here. Take it all. 923 00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:38,720 That's it. Didn't forget anything. 924 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:47,640 It's you! 925 00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:50,440 Dalí told me the elevator had broken down. 926 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:55,880 I called the attendant, that layabout, to secure the connection on the breaker. 927 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,200 Thanks, buddy. 928 00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,120 -Happy New Year, kids! -Thank you, ma'am. 929 00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,320 Okay, Dalí. Come on. 930 00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:11,600 -Old hag! -Stop! 931 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,880 So, what will you do? 932 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:23,880 Stop talking. 933 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,240 Start doing. 934 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,440 You? 935 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,160 Trust people. 936 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:35,800 -So, should we exchange numbers? -What for? 937 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,960 -Your life belongs to me, don't forget. -Right. 938 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,000 -Two times over. -So we'll bump into each other. 939 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:48,360 Happy New Year, Gaël. 940 00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:50,880 Happy New Year, Hannah. 941 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:29,000 Six, five, four, three, two, one. 942 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,080 Happy New Year! 943 00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:37,880 Gaël? 944 00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,000 Hannah! I broke up with Prune. 945 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:47,320 I did what I said I would. I told her we didn't want the same things. 946 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,160 She deserves better, a guy who shares her dreams. I don't want that. 947 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:53,440 What I want is… 948 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:54,880 You forgot your wallet. 949 00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:57,440 It fell into my bag. 950 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,240 Well, thanks. 951 00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:09,680 I broke up with Marc. 952 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,280 I don't want to put my trust in him. 953 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,560 This song is really great. 954 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,480 You hear it too? 955 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,480 Let's take the stairs this time. 956 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:37,320 Yeah. Definitely. 957 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:55,360 Subtitle translation by: Bridget Ochocka