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Someone wanted
to defraud a Warri man like me.

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Downloaded from
YTS.MX

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He didn't even speak English
or Pidgin, he spoke French.

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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‎The fraudster said, "Le fue fe te c'est…"

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I do not understand French,
but I decided to try to speak it.

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Then I told him, "Fle te tu…"

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The guy said, "Fue te c'est le fue le."

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Then I said, "Fu tu fue te c'est le…"

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So, the both of us
kept speaking gibberish.

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Then the fraudster said "Sir
we're both speaking rubbish."

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I stood my ground.

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-Area!
-Hey!

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That's right.

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Despite all my effort, some
of you are still not amused.

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Come on, bro.

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You should smile a bit.
At least let us see your teeth.

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Please close it.

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Seems like you have
incomplete set of teeth.

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-Area!
-Hey!

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You all don't like paying.

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You have enough money to
buy chicken and put it in the fridge,

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but you don't want to
pay your electricity bill.

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You must pay this money.
You have not seen anything yet.

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You never pay your bills.

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-You all should calm down.
-Please. I will pay.

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Hello sir.

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What's the problem?

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Are we quarrelling?

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You are frowning so bad.

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Please say what you have in mind.

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Take a look at these elderly
women pleading with you.

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I really think you should
consider their age.

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Look at Papa Pinto.

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It's because he can't stand, or he
would be here pleading as well.

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You want to disconnect
his power. How would he cope?

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He just got married yesterday.

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How would he perform his marital
duties without power? Think about it.

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God will help him.

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Would God send an angel
to sort out the electricity?

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How would the angel
find his way in the darkness?

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Take a look at Mama Ejiro.

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Didn't you tell him
your dog just gave birth?

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How would I explain this to him?

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-When he wouldn't let us--
-The dog just gave birth.

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They don't see--

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How many got lost, again?
Recently, about two puppies got missing.

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You all should pay up.

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If you pay up,
we wouldn't disconnect your power.

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We rarely ever have electricity, anyway.

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-That's why we don't pay.
-When did you pay?

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-Why are you here?
-We rarely have electricity.

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All the chicken
in my fridge has gone bad.

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-Good.
-Really?

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All my chicken have gone bad.

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But you caused this problem, why would
you lend money to someone born in May?

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What has May got to do with this?

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Oh you had no idea that if you
borrow money to anyone born in May,

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he may pay or may not pay.

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-That's what happened.
-So you're laughing, right?

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That's the reason for all these
problems, she would have paid her bills.

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Please, it's enough.

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Benji!

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Let's go to Esisi road.

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Once we are done at Esisi,
we will be back.

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-Please pay your outstanding bills.
-Thank you.

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-We will pay.
-You had better pay.

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You think it's because of his jokes?

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You will crack jokes
tirelessly but I won't laugh.

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-His jokes won't save you all.
-We will pay up.

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But he is a funny fellow.

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-You have forgotten the ladder?
-Thank you!

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Wow.

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Why are you looking at me,
this thing is totally damaged.

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Can you fix it?

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I don't repair tailoring
machines. I'm just an electrician.

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Oh, I'm in big trouble.

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Okay, here's the plan.

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Look, you’ll tell the customer
that there's a little delay.

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I really can't.

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The dress is for an old soldier's wife.

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Tomorrow is the deadline.

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So how much does it
cost to fix the machine?

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-Ten thousand.
-Ten thousand naira!

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-Hey!
-Ovie.

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-How are you?
-How is everything?

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-I'm on my way to work at the moment.
-My guy.

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-Take care.
-Yep!

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Uncle Ovie!

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My children, how are you?

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-Ovie, what's up?
-Isn't it quite early?

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My brother, what can I do?

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Madam, please give
them drinks, I’ll pay later.

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-I trust you.
-You know how we roll.

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-Good, good.
-Hey, Ejiro!

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Hey, Mama Ejiro.

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I greet you. Good morning.

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Ah. Unbelievable.

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-Right…
-My DVD.

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What's wrong with it?

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Whenever I'm watching
a film, it keeps skipping.

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-It skips.
-Yes please.

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Please just hold on to this as deposit.

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-No problem.
-When should I come for pick up?

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-In two hours' time.
-Are you sure?

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-I'm the person fixing it.
-No problem.

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Go ahead, brother.

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Little one.

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Where are you?

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Oh, you're at home.

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I have gotten the money.

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So just wait for me, I'm on my way.

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He is as short as a Maltex bottle.

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Curse their dad!

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Who are you wearing
black like Nigerian police

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begging for money on the road?

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Please keep quiet!

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-Is that a good joke?
-Give him.

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He doesn’t know anything.

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Do you know what they call "Kpembu"?

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It is people that are short like dwarves.

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Curse their father!

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He has been given some action.

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You're not capable, are you crazy?

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You're saying you're tall.

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What have you achieved
in life with your height?

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Looking black and wearing black.

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We're not impressed.

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Heartbreak, heartbreak.

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Wait a minute.

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-Have you eaten pounded cassava?
-Yes of course.

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This guy looks like
a seven-day old pounded cassava.

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Two-zero!

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Oh my God.

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Say something. Come on, say something.

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Speak up, don't you have anything to say?

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You said I'm short and hard
like cassava, but you look soft

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like freshly made roasted plantain.

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‎-This is boring.
‎-Shut up.

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It is by being freshly made
that someone like me was conceived.

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But you're the product of a pervert.

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I will destroy him.

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-Destroyer!
-I will destroy him completely.

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-You are the boss!
-He's crazy.

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-Destroyer!
-I want to help my friend.

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Come and motivate him.

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Come and help him!

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-Who is that?
-Who is this?

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-When men are talking, do boys show up?
-Who are you?

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Are you sure you can
contend in this battle?

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I'm ready.

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If you're quite sure,
let the battle begin.

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-Contest!
-He's a crazy man.

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-Contest!
-Wait a minute!

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This is my zone.

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Wait a minute.

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You feel you can come out
of nowhere and just challenge me?

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When men are showing up,
do little boys come out?

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-Give him two minutes.
-What is your problem?

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Look at you making noise.

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You've forgotten we know
you are a big for nothing fellow.

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It's a lot.

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With your small armpit.

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You're good.

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How does your father walk?

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Doesn't he walk like a fake walking stick?

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You all should calm down, let me speak.

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You all should be calm, let me speak.

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Leave him. Let him speak.

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-I have my winner!
-Strong man!

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Strong man!

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Give me the money so I can leave.

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‎-What's up? You're still here?
‎-Get out!

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You all should leave here!

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You all should leave here!
You must be mad.

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Where is he?

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Where did he go?

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Oh!

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You think you can outrun us.

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You were running anyhow.

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Fast as voltage,
you've been talking like a loose cannon.

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It is your zone.

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Why don't you disappear now?

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Spiderman.

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Chairman.

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Well done, Usain Bolt.

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So in this zone,
I can’t have peace of mind, right?

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I thought you had
the courage to run your mouth.

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Brother, please.

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-Oh, I'm your brother now.
-We were just having fun.

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You want to beg me.

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-The idiot wants to beg now.
-Brother, please…

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Okay, come and beg me.

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-Okay, come and beg me.
-Brother please.

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Come here.

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-Come over here.
-I thought you were brave.

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-Do you want me to hit you in the balls?
-Bro, please.

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You're mad.

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Where is my money?

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-Idiot.
-This is it.

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You're such a loud mouth.

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You're such a loud mouth.

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Boys.

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-Our leader!
-Sir?

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-Boys.
-Strong leader.

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Yes sir.

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-It's your time.
-Yes boss.

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-One and only boss!
-You all can enjoy dessert.

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-You are…
-You guys should beat him properly.

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Let us go.

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Take it.

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Thank you.

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Go and fix the machine.

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One, two, three, four…

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Hmm. Brother!

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Stop, stop, stop. Don't hold me.

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Don't worry, I'm fine.

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-What happened?
-I'm fine, don't worry.

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Go and do what you need to do.

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Ovie, are you guys here?

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-Papa.
-Greetings father.

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Dinner is ready. Food is here.

223
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You guys can eat.
I want to change quickly. I just got here.

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Dad, I'll be back.
I want to fix my machine.

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But you both know we only
eat once a day in this house.

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-I'm coming.
-You both know that.

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Who is there?

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Okay, it's a goat.

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Eh, Ovie…

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Do you know that
Ediri Kagbari lives in this estate?

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He was my classmate in college.

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Anyway, he has chosen
to move to Lagos now,

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while I stay back
guarding his estate for him.

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Can you imagine life?

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-Eh…
-Such is life.

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He probably
doesn't want to hustle in Warri.

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He probably likes Lagos. So he can go.

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00:11:17,916 --> 00:11:19,250
Ovie, what are you saying?

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Hustle, hustle in Lagos.

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00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:22,750
Look, let me tell you.

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There is no way you can grow beyond
the limitation of your environment.

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If you don't know, know it now.

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I said it.

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You hardly say anything without
bringing Lagos into the conversation.

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It's not everyone that goes to
Lagos that will become successful.

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I will be successful in Warri.

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I have said it before,

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so please drop this Lagos conversation.

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Ovie, who's talking to you, anyway?

250
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Who's talking to you?

251
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Papa, you put us
in this life of struggles.

252
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Should a father and son
be colleagues as security men?

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I have told you,
I'll be successful in Warri.

254
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,083
No one will stop me.

255
00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:00,708
So please forget about
that Lagos you always talk about.

256
00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:03,208
In fact you're distracting
me from working.

257
00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:04,750
So you'll guard here…

258
00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,333
And I'll guard the other location

259
00:12:06,416 --> 00:12:08,541
because I don’t want
distractions from you.

260
00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:11,416
Ovie, come here.
Are you walking out on your father?

261
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,708
Ovie.

262
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,833
‎Ah, what kind of…

263
00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:22,958
Ah, Papa. Papa. Ah, help!

264
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,333
Help!

265
00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:26,458
Papa! papa!

266
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,125
Dust to dust.

267
00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:40,000
Ashes to ashes.

268
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:44,291
And from today, oh God.

269
00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:49,000
That no power will take the fate of
our brother laid to rest today

270
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:52,458
to haunt this family in the name of Jesus.

271
00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:53,708
Amen.

272
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:57,666
Ovie, Come. Please can we talk?

273
00:12:58,458 --> 00:12:59,708
Thank you sir, for coming to…

274
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,708
Don't be downcast about
your father's demise.

275
00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:06,958
He was my close friend.

276
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:09,708
My business partner when he was alive.

277
00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,666
-Business partner?
-Exactly.

278
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,291
I don't understand,
what type of business, sir?

279
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,791
Different things.
Well, I loaned him some money.

280
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:20,916
When he was alive,
he signed contract and all of that.

281
00:13:21,666 --> 00:13:23,083
So all the business
we ventured in together…

282
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:25,541
all the documents are intact.

283
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,208
He was owing me
two million naira as you can see.

284
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:28,708
-Two million!
-Yes.

285
00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:30,125
My dad was owing two million?

286
00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:33,041
How did my father owe
two million naira and we had no idea?

287
00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:35,083
Ah, no, no.

288
00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:36,500
Where did he spend all the money?

289
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:38,916
Boss, I don't understand
what you're saying.

290
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,083
And besides look at him.
We just buried him over there.

291
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:44,083
Seems like you'll have to ask him
how he spent your two million.

292
00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:46,208
You people will have
to pay that two million naira.

293
00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,750
Pay back two million we didn't share?

294
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,458
Boss, I am just respecting you.

295
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:55,916
Because I just buried my father,
I would have spoken to you rudely.

296
00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:57,666
Let's leave.

297
00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,000
How would I pay
for two million we didn't use?

298
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:02,916
How am I sure you gave him the money?

299
00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:05,208
Is that your final response?

300
00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,375
Seems like I have your attention now?

301
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,208
As you can see, my sister and I
are still mourning my father.

302
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:37,958
You were there
when we buried him recently.

303
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,458
Where will I find
the two million to give you?

304
00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:40,916
How is that my business?

305
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,833
We don't have the money and
I don't get that kind of money.

306
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,000
So, please leave my house.

307
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,166
Please, leave my house.

308
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,291
I tried to reason with you.

309
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:51,250
But you have been acting rather proud.

310
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:52,916
Do you want to kill me?

311
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,041
What do you want to do?

312
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,416
You want to use me for money ritual?

313
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,833
Please leave, you shouldn't be here.

314
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,541
-Ovie.
-Ha!

315
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,666
Ovie. Leave me. Jesus!

316
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:04,375
Sir, please.

317
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,625
Ovie, please don't allow
them take me away.

318
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:07,625
Sir, please.

319
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,333
Boss, please. Please.

320
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,375
Let my sister go,
I will work for you, please.

321
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:14,625
You are not my kind.

322
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,500
-I am pleading.
-I said you are not my kind.

323
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:20,083
You can't work for me.

324
00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:21,875
I need cash.

325
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:22,833
Do you have cash?

326
00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:25,333
How can I get the two million?
That is why I am begging you.

327
00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:26,750
Let me work for you.

328
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:29,208
How is that my business?

329
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:32,750
When you get my two million,

330
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,375
you will get your sister back.

331
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:35,458
Do you understand?

332
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:57,250
Boss.

333
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,208
Good day.

334
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,708
-How are you?
-I am fine.

335
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,833
Don't worry,
you don't have to get beaten today.

336
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:07,208
I heard what Dewor did to your sister.

337
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:10,875
Uh…

338
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:15,541
Look, he is someone I don't like.
And everyone knows that.

339
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,875
If you need help, just let me know.

340
00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:21,541
If it's to get some boys
to go there and deal with him.

341
00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:24,041
It is not a big deal.
I am only respecting him.

342
00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,250
No problem, boss. I am trying my best.

343
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,458
I'm trying to sort it out. I'm on it.

344
00:16:30,041 --> 00:16:32,916
Well, I am only
extending a helping hand, okay.

345
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,541
-No problem.
-In case you need my help,

346
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:37,791
just come to me any time.

347
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,750
-No problem, boss. Thank you.
-Okay?

348
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:40,791
Don't get into trouble.

349
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:41,708
Okay, boss.

350
00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:43,125
-Be good.
-Thank you.

351
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:49,500
I wonder what
my father used the two million for?

352
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,500
What is all this?

353
00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:55,250
I have searched everywhere.
I can't find the two million.

354
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,791
What did he use two million for?

355
00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:01,458
-Seventy thousand for all this? Why?
-Oh, Ovie, is it too much?

356
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:02,875
You should take it for two thousand.

357
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:04,958
It is as if the money is there to waste.

358
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:06,583
If I have the money,
I will travel to Lagos.

359
00:17:06,666 --> 00:17:08,666
What is happening in this Lagos
that everyone wants to go there?

360
00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:10,833
Bro, I am tired of Warri.

361
00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:12,583
If I have the money,
I will travel to Lagos.

362
00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:13,875
Lagos is the land of opportunities.

363
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,750
Okay, no problem. How much
do you want to pay for them all?

364
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,500
As my friend, honestly,

365
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,458
I'll add two thousand to make it seventy-
two thousand naira. What d'you say?

366
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:23,916
Honestly, you don't value
my property. Just leave it.

367
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,583
Okay, I will take my leave.

368
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:25,625
-Leave it.
-No problem.

369
00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:27,625
-Why are you talking like that?
-It's okay.

370
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:28,708
‎Come on!

371
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,666
Just because I didn't
let you rub my belly,

372
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,875
that's why you're upset this evening?

373
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:08,958
Ovie.

374
00:18:09,041 --> 00:18:09,916
What's up?

375
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,625
Have you meant my wives before?
These are my wives.

376
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:16,333
There are six of them,
but one of them is not around.

377
00:18:16,916 --> 00:18:18,791
You'll introduce yourselves to Ovie!

378
00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:22,000
Jacinta.

379
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,000
-Chloe.
-Mabel.

380
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:25,833
Afoke.

381
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,291
Tolani.

382
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,291
That sixth one is not here.

383
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,916
So your sister…

384
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,958
supposed to be my CR-seven

385
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,208
She will be striking from the right flank.

386
00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:37,166
Do you understand?

387
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,916
The perfect number, seven.

388
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,166
-I'll take care of your sister--
-I am going to Lagos to make money.

389
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,666
You want to travel to Lagos
to look for the money?

390
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,541
That's good.

391
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,666
Lagos?

392
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,250
That was where
I made my first one million.

393
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,708
One million.
Do you know how old I was then?

394
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:58,541
If you're going to Lagos,
you need to be smart.

395
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,916
If you're not smart in Lagos…

396
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,750
If God is not on your side,
Lagos will break you.

397
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,083
Do you know how many dreams
have died in Lagos?

398
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,333
I want to see my sister.

399
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,666
It is his boldness for me. I like it.

400
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,833
What if I say no, what will you do?

401
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,041
Take him to his sister.

402
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,833
I will take care of your sister, alright?

403
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,416
CR-seven.

404
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,208
Ovie makes me laugh.

405
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:39,666
What is wrong with you, Jacinta?

406
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,166
What father did is not fair.

407
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,750
He just abandoned us.

408
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:46,625
What did he use two million for?

409
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,041
I don't know.

410
00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:50,083
And that is why I am pissed.

411
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:52,375
Could he have invested it somewhere?

412
00:19:58,416 --> 00:20:00,041
Don't worry.

413
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:02,416
I will try my best to get you out of here.

414
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,750
How do you plan to do that?

415
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,791
I will travel to Lagos and hustle.

416
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,375
Lagos?

417
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,750
Do you know anyone in Lagos?

418
00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:13,958
Don't worry. Just ensure
to stay on your best behavior.

419
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,541
Don't let those idiots…

420
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,416
Are you listening?
…don't let them touch you.

421
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,916
So you will just go
to Lagos and make two million?

422
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,958
That's the only option we have.

423
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,916
Or have you got any other option?

424
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:27,833
Don't worry. Don't cry, okay.

425
00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:31,625
-Ovie.
-I promise to get you out of this place.

426
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,666
Ovie, I can't stay here. Please don't go.

427
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,083
-Don't worry.
-Wait! Ovie, wait.

428
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,083
-Don't worry.
-Ovie, wait.

429
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,333
Ovie!

430
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,666
Hey! Welcome.

431
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,250
Let me help you, sir.

432
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,291
Excuse me. Fine sister!

433
00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:13,541
-Let me help you.
-No, thank you.

434
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:14,500
Get out of my way.

435
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:17,291
-Fine boy, let me help you.
-How are you?

436
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:18,250
How are you?

437
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:19,791
-Let me help you.
-How are you?

438
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,000
-No, don't worry.
-Let me help you.

439
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,875
-Please, excuse me.
-Let's go.

440
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,083
Hey, come.

441
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:28,000
What?!

442
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:29,166
Where is my wallet you just stole?

443
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,083
Which wallet?

444
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:31,541
What is wrong with you?

445
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:34,208
You just stole my wallet and
you are asking me what wallet?

446
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:35,833
Are you crazy?

447
00:21:35,916 --> 00:21:36,708
You should be scared.

448
00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:39,291
If I slap you, you will soil yourself.

449
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:42,916
Are you joking?

450
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,500
-Excuse me, please.
-Hey, come here.

451
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:47,125
Leave me alone. It seems you're crazy.

452
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,041
Ah!

453
00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:00,000
Thank you, sir.

454
00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:09,125
The wallet is empty.

455
00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:10,666
Uh…

456
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:13,416
But, now that I am in Lagos…

457
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:17,375
my plan is to make money
that's why I am holding on to it.

458
00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:18,583
Okay.

459
00:22:18,666 --> 00:22:21,000
Ah-ah. Is that how they behave in Lagos?

460
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:24,625
Everyone is in a haste and
acting as though they are on drugs.

461
00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:26,250
Eh! Ah!

462
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:27,541
It is well.

463
00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:28,750
Is this your first time in Lagos?

464
00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:31,166
Yes, this is my first time in Lagos.

465
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,166
Why are you in Lagos?

466
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,125
I came to hustle and make money.
That is why I came here.

467
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,458
Look…

468
00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:41,791
You're smart.

469
00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:45,000
I wish I had your brains
when I came to Lagos

470
00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:47,250
-I wouldn't have been scammed.
-I am from Warri.

471
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,041
Warri people are smart, haven't you heard?

472
00:22:50,125 --> 00:22:51,666
-You want a job, right?
-Yes.

473
00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:53,833
I will get you a job.

474
00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:54,833
-You will get me a job?
-Yes.

475
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,750
-Thank you.
-I will get you a job.

476
00:22:57,625 --> 00:23:00,083
You are a Godsend. Thank you.

477
00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:34,000
‎Who are you?

478
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:36,583
Who are you?

479
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:37,208
Move.

480
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,791
Fucking hell!

481
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:41,208
Move or I will shoot you. Just move.

482
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:45,625
-Don't try anything stupid. Keep moving.
-Aw, shit!

483
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:53,833
Guys…

484
00:23:55,416 --> 00:23:56,750
you can start coming.

485
00:24:03,416 --> 00:24:05,458
Stay there. Just stand where you are.

486
00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,791
-Are you good?
-Yes.

487
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:17,458
Guys.

488
00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:23,791
Pack it, pack everything. Be fast.

489
00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:27,250
Put it in.

490
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:45,458
Open this.

491
00:24:46,791 --> 00:24:50,833
Look mister, I am not joking with you.
Open this safe.

492
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,041
You think this is a toy?

493
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:55,375
I said open the goddamn safe.

494
00:24:58,083 --> 00:24:59,416
Am I speaking gibberish?

495
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,541
Open the safe.

496
00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:04,416
Don't. Don't do it.
I am going to shoot you.

497
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,833
I will really shoot you.
I'm not joking with you.

498
00:25:06,916 --> 00:25:08,083
Don't.

499
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,250
You bastard!

500
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,250
Let's go.

501
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,458
Let's go!

502
00:25:29,541 --> 00:25:32,166
Come! Hurry!

503
00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:36,291
‎Hurry, let's go!

504
00:25:39,416 --> 00:25:42,041
‎Thieves! Armed robbers!

505
00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:02,208
Go back!

506
00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:04,083
Go back!

507
00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:07,083
Come. Come back.

508
00:26:10,708 --> 00:26:12,750
Stop!

509
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:13,750
Stop.

510
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,083
Stop.

511
00:26:15,166 --> 00:26:16,291
Go down.

512
00:26:33,583 --> 00:26:34,250
Where are they?

513
00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:36,375
Catch them!
Catch them, for goodness sakes!

514
00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:37,208
Armed robbers!

515
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,666
I swear…

516
00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:38,958
-Ah-ah.
-Sorry, sorry.

517
00:27:39,041 --> 00:27:40,833
-Watch where you're going!
-Sorry.

518
00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:43,625
-Ovie!
-Senior Bishop!

519
00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:44,500
You haven't paid.

520
00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:45,750
-Let me pay you.
-Senior Bishop!

521
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:48,708
I can't believe it is you.

522
00:27:48,791 --> 00:27:50,666
-Leave that senior talk.
-I can't believe it's you.

523
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,791
Stop calling me senior. We are
no longer in secondary school.

524
00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:53,750
I can't believe it's really you.

525
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:55,000
-Yes, it's me.
-How are you doing?

526
00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:57,791
-Okay.
-So glad I bumped into you.

527
00:27:57,875 --> 00:27:59,041
When did you arrive in Lagos?

528
00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:00,208
I arrived yesterday.

529
00:28:00,291 --> 00:28:02,000
-Yesterday?
-Yes, yesterday.

530
00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:02,958
Okay.

531
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:04,958
You smell funny though.

532
00:28:05,041 --> 00:28:07,208
You can't imagine
what I have been through.

533
00:28:07,291 --> 00:28:08,583
Did you sleep close to the sewer?

534
00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:11,291
I thank God.

535
00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:12,375
Really? What happened?

536
00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:16,500
I can't even talk about what
I went through yesterday.

537
00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:17,916
Bro, you are in Lagos.

538
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,041
You need to be smart.

539
00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:21,291
You need to survive.

540
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:24,375
But as soon as God smiles
on you, you'll feel blessed.

541
00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:25,375
All will be good.

542
00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:26,833
-That's good.
-Well done, okay.

543
00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:28,125
How is everyone?

544
00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:29,083
I thank God.

545
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,500
Your mom, dad, everyone?

546
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:32,166
I thank God.

547
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:33,458
My father is dead, but

548
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:35,583
I thank God.

549
00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:38,500
-You work here?
-Yes. I am the head electrician.

550
00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:39,791
I am sure to get a job.

551
00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,041
Yes, you were saying?

552
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:44,333
Yes, I was saying--

553
00:28:44,416 --> 00:28:48,458
You made mention that we need
another electrician in the company.

554
00:28:48,541 --> 00:28:49,583
Here he is, sir.

555
00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:53,833
-I did?
-Yes sir. Have you forgotten?

556
00:28:53,916 --> 00:28:56,291
You told me in front of the cafeteria.

557
00:28:56,375 --> 00:28:59,458
That very day, you wore
your pink shirt and a black tie.

558
00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:01,541
-Really?
-Yes, sir.

559
00:29:02,083 --> 00:29:02,958
I see.

560
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:05,541
You said we needed
another electrician, sir.

561
00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:08,500
Okay.

562
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:10,916
you see this is my guy Sir.

563
00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:13,791
When people call out "Electrician!"

564
00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:15,416
He looks back. That's his nickname.

565
00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,916
He is very good at what he does.

566
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:23,083
He can use his bare hands
to hold a live wire.

567
00:29:23,166 --> 00:29:26,208
He can also use
his teeth to cut a live wire.

568
00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:29,291
I don't know how
he does it but he is good.

569
00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:31,083
-Yes, sir.
-I see.

570
00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:34,458
-What is your name?
-Ovie, sir.

571
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,166
Ovie.

572
00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:39,791
From Warri also?

573
00:29:40,541 --> 00:29:43,500
I don't trust people from Warri.

574
00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:47,041
That last guy we hired
from Warri, you know what he did.

575
00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:49,916
He impregnated our senior
accountant and ran away.

576
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
It's not our fault, it's thanks to God.

577
00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:53,708
Look, boss…

578
00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:57,083
You can't use Collins' crime to judge him.

579
00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:58,875
Forget what Collins did.

580
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:01,416
I know what he did was a setback
to the people from Warri but,

581
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,125
but some of us here
are still representing Warri well.

582
00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:07,291
Boss, have I ever disappointed
you before? Am I not from Warri?

583
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:09,125
Hmm.

584
00:30:11,541 --> 00:30:12,833
All right.

585
00:30:12,916 --> 00:30:14,041
Take him to HR,

586
00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:16,333
for the necessary paper work.

587
00:30:16,833 --> 00:30:18,083
But listen…

588
00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:23,291
you will be on probation first.

589
00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:25,583
You know what it means?

590
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:29,666
You won't be paid salary for three months.

591
00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:31,958
But--

592
00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:38,125
Look Ovie,

593
00:30:39,375 --> 00:30:42,291
forget about the probation talk
that the boss mentioned.

594
00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:44,625
It's for people that are not dedicated.

595
00:30:44,708 --> 00:30:45,750
But I am dedicated.

596
00:30:46,416 --> 00:30:48,458
It's not by saying it.
You need to prove it.

597
00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:53,583
If you prove yourself, you will be paid
fifty thousand naira every month.

598
00:30:53,666 --> 00:30:54,958
-Fifty thousand?
-Yes.

599
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:56,708
Ah!

600
00:30:56,791 --> 00:31:01,166
-That's a huge amount of money.
-That not the icing on the cake.

601
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:04,541
The main catch is when the month ends.

602
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:07,166
-I don't understand.
-That's the good time.

603
00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:08,250
Look…

604
00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:11,000
Look,

605
00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:14,166
when new materials arrive,

606
00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:18,125
we keep some aside

607
00:31:18,208 --> 00:31:19,041
and sell them.

608
00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:20,166
It's done secretly.

609
00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:21,083
Really?

610
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:29,125
Dust your foot well, Ovie.

611
00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:31,375
I don't like dirt in my house.
I keep it clean.

612
00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:38,000
Take a look.

613
00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:40,041
Let me get you something.

614
00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:45,500
Wait, wait, what do
you think you are doing?

615
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:47,833
-Ah-ah.
-I didn't tell you to sit.

616
00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:50,791
Men are not welcome in my bed.
You can't sleep on this bed.

617
00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:53,833
Why are you in haste?

618
00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:57,500
Have it. This mat is what you will use.

619
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,416
Over there is where you will sleep.

620
00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:04,166
Hm. Wait, let me add the pillow
just because we go way back.

621
00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:05,625
Take the pillow.

622
00:32:06,583 --> 00:32:07,958
And your rent is 5000.

623
00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:10,041
Five thousand naira?

624
00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:11,166
What's that about?

625
00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:12,750
You don't know anything.

626
00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:15,958
If not that we go way back, I would have
collected agency fee and commission.

627
00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:17,916
Plus caution fee.

628
00:32:18,666 --> 00:32:20,541
This is Lagos. You'd better adjust.

629
00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:21,500
No problem.

630
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,916
-I hear you.
-I don't like how you frown as you talk.

631
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,458
Look, there is free accommodation
under Lagos bridge and the police station.

632
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,291
-I can escort you there.
-I said I've heard you.

633
00:32:32,375 --> 00:32:36,250
You have to say it with humility,
respect, love and with smiles.

634
00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:37,541
You will say it with a smile.

635
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,250
Let me know that you truly appreciate it.

636
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,083
Do you know what it takes
to get accommodation in Lagos?

637
00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:42,791
Thank you. I've heard.

638
00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:46,625
You still didn't smile
but anyway, I want to go and eat.

639
00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:48,750
I had to first make you feel at home.

640
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,000
Hey, guys.

641
00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:41,833
I can see you guys work hard but
now that I have joined the team,

642
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:45,000
together we will take the
company to a higher level.

643
00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:48,666
Don't bother to stress yourself.

644
00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:50,500
We like the company the way it is.

645
00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:53,333
You don't know me. If I tell you about me.

646
00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:55,166
-Welcome, welcome.
-I am part of the team now.

647
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,666
-You'll should welcome him.
-Welcome.

648
00:33:57,750 --> 00:33:59,291
Thank you bro.

649
00:33:59,375 --> 00:34:00,250
Hey.

650
00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:03,208
-See how you are
-You'll left your work to shake hands.

651
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,291
You're all joking with your salaries.

652
00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:06,750
Ovie.

653
00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:09,250
The boss is asking of you
to come and do some work.

654
00:34:09,333 --> 00:34:10,666
-I just got here.
-Please, get going.

655
00:34:10,750 --> 00:34:12,041
"I'm just… I'm just…"

656
00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:15,291
You came here shaking people
and becoming overly familiar.

657
00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:16,833
You should follow my footsteps.

658
00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:21,500
Good afternoon, madam.

659
00:34:23,291 --> 00:34:24,250
Hello.

660
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:26,541
The electrician.

661
00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:28,458
Oh, hi.

662
00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:30,291
Uh, the…

663
00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:32,041
dispenser just stopped working.

664
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:33,000
Yeah?

665
00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:37,208
‎God.

666
00:34:49,541 --> 00:34:50,791
What?

667
00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,166
What?

668
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:53,791
Why are you frowning?

669
00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:54,708
Oh.

670
00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:58,833
I thought everyone in
the company frowns their faces.

671
00:34:58,916 --> 00:35:00,208
So I decided to follow suit.

672
00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:02,291
Seems like it's the code of conduct.

673
00:35:02,791 --> 00:35:04,416
-That's why I'm frowning as well.
-What?!

674
00:35:11,416 --> 00:35:12,375
Come on!

675
00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:14,791
What kind of food is this?

676
00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:17,750
Is this what you eat in this company?

677
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,125
Do I look like a chicken?
Look at what I was served.

678
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:26,541
You should be thankful you have a meal.

679
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,625
How would I get enough strength to work?

680
00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:30,541
Not nice.

681
00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:34,875
You're talking over there.
You're already balding at your young age.

682
00:35:47,708 --> 00:35:48,583
Hi.

683
00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:49,750
Hi, good afternoon.

684
00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:51,875
Good. Please I need engine oil,
my car is not starting.

685
00:35:51,958 --> 00:35:53,750
Oh, okay. Which one?

686
00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:55,291
Uh…

687
00:35:56,041 --> 00:35:57,041
How much for this one?

688
00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:58,666
That's thirty thousand naira.

689
00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:02,416
-For engine oil?
-Yes.

690
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,416
Can I get a discount?
I'm a regular customer.

691
00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:10,916
Uhm, the price is thirty thousand

692
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,125
but I can help you ask
the manager if he can…

693
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:15,000
Confirm from your manager.
Please hurry up, I have a meeting.

694
00:36:15,083 --> 00:36:16,125
Please, confirm.

695
00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:17,333
Confirm.

696
00:36:17,416 --> 00:36:18,625
Quickly.

697
00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:21,208
The compound where I live,
we are up to 48 people.

698
00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:23,541
So many children, like in a poultry.

699
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,458
‎Suffering man.

700
00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:28,666
It's not a joke.

701
00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:32,333
One of my neighbors bathed
another person's child mistakenly.

702
00:36:32,416 --> 00:36:33,416
What?!

703
00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:35,416
There are so many children all over.

704
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,458
I realized that where
I came from is better than here.

705
00:36:41,041 --> 00:36:43,291
The other day, someone
made a call saying, “Hello…

706
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:45,833
don't let anyone park
in my spot in the traffic jam."

707
00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:47,083
Since when do people
reserve spots in a traffic jam?

708
00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:49,458
You will actually come park in your spot.

709
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:50,666
As the person arrives, he says,

710
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,708
-"That's my spot."
-So funny.

711
00:36:52,791 --> 00:36:55,625
A boy just learnt to be a mechanic
and went to repair a motorcycle.

712
00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:57,291
He turned the engine upside-down.

713
00:36:57,375 --> 00:36:58,625
Ah.

714
00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:01,291
He started the motorcycle and
it started going backwards.

715
00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:05,750
The idiot went ahead
to remove the back tires

716
00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:09,291
and the front tires. He then switched
them thinking it will fix the issue.

717
00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:12,625
The motorcycle didn't move.
It just stopped working.

718
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:13,708
Ah.

719
00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:15,416
That was the same thing
he did the first time.

720
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,375
Exactly.

721
00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:19,541
-Look…
-Listen.

722
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:22,791
Last week, the motorbike went
to pee in someone else's compound.

723
00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:24,208
-Eh? A motorcycle?
-A motorcycle?

724
00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:25,416
You're not aware that a bike pees?

725
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,791
Ah!

726
00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:28,583
When the bike was done peeing,

727
00:37:28,666 --> 00:37:31,666
the owner of the compound
brought out his own bike

728
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:35,291
to face the other motorcycle
for a pee contest in the compound.

729
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,791
They are crazy.

730
00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:44,208
So… so how long have you been doing this?

731
00:37:44,916 --> 00:37:46,708
I resumed four days ago.

732
00:37:46,791 --> 00:37:47,708
No.

733
00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:49,791
Not that. Comedy. Stand-up comedy.

734
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:53,416
I am not a stand-up comedian.

735
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:57,125
You are a comedian.
Just look. Look! You made them laugh.

736
00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:59,083
They are still laughing at your jokes.

737
00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:03,208
I just made them laugh.
Anyone could make people laugh.

738
00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:05,500
Stop playing with me, okay.
You have not done stand-up comedy before.

739
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,250
No.

740
00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:10,375
Look, I'm going to put you on stage,

741
00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:12,250
at City Hall tomorrow. Okay?

742
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:14,291
You will do this again. Exactly this.

743
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:15,208
Huh?

744
00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:16,541
Sir, I'm not a stand-up comedian.

745
00:38:16,625 --> 00:38:19,541
You will be on stage with
stars from across the country.

746
00:38:19,625 --> 00:38:20,708
Stars.

747
00:38:21,416 --> 00:38:22,791
Is there a woman in your life?

748
00:38:23,416 --> 00:38:25,291
Forget her. Because from tomorrow,

749
00:38:25,375 --> 00:38:27,541
women will lining up
to even hear you breathe.

750
00:38:27,625 --> 00:38:28,666
Okay? See, just…

751
00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:32,916
Just call me.

752
00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:36,125
Sorry. Take it. Just call me.

753
00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:37,625
Hmm?

754
00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:40,000
I'll pick you up. My car is over there.

755
00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:41,666
Are you that funny?

756
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:46,291
I'm thinking about it.
I know I'm not funny.

757
00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:50,375
But that dude was on my neck.
He kept insisting and saying I'm funny.

758
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:54,166
Are you sure he doesn't want to scam you?

759
00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:55,750
Seems it's a scam.

760
00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:57,125
Right?

761
00:38:57,208 --> 00:39:01,083
That's what I'm thinking.
Something tells me it's a scam.

762
00:39:01,166 --> 00:39:02,916
-Hmm.
-But the thing is…

763
00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:06,333
would a scam artist have
such a fancy complimentary card?

764
00:39:06,416 --> 00:39:08,041
Look at the complimentary card.

765
00:39:09,166 --> 00:39:10,458
You're so naïve.

766
00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:12,708
In Lagos?

767
00:39:12,791 --> 00:39:15,208
Fraudsters have offices
at Victoria Island.

768
00:39:15,291 --> 00:39:16,958
They even have marketers.

769
00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:18,708
They use official cars.

770
00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:20,500
And you are talking
about a mere complimentary card.

771
00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:21,833
That's nothing.

772
00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:26,708
But anyway, there is a saying
"How will you know if you don't go?"

773
00:39:27,375 --> 00:39:28,666
I think you should go.

774
00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:31,708
You can't tell what is at stake.

775
00:39:31,791 --> 00:39:32,625
Just go.

776
00:39:33,291 --> 00:39:35,000
I totally think I should try it.
Let me give it a try.

777
00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:36,208
No harm in trying.

778
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,541
but…

779
00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:41,458
What are you going to wear?
Because you need to appear decent.

780
00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:43,625
You need to look good. What will you wear?

781
00:39:43,708 --> 00:39:45,625
I will take one of your shirts.

782
00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:47,291
That is what I will wear.

783
00:39:48,166 --> 00:39:52,333
That won't be a problem.
I will arrange one for you as my friend.

784
00:39:52,416 --> 00:39:54,208
-I trust you.
-Your fee is two thousand Naira?

785
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:55,416
What?!

786
00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,000
What is "What?!"?

787
00:39:59,583 --> 00:40:00,458
You.

788
00:40:03,041 --> 00:40:04,000
Where is my money?

789
00:40:07,416 --> 00:40:08,708
You don't want to answer.

790
00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:14,000
Look at her, she just puked.

791
00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:16,333
Someone is being beaten,
another person is puking.

792
00:40:56,916 --> 00:40:57,750
Hello.

793
00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:58,916
Ovie!

794
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:00,500
Janet.

795
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:02,250
Ovie, help me.

796
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:03,458
What happened?

797
00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:06,416
Talk to me, Janet. What's the problem?

798
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:08,208
Ovie, help me.

799
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:09,416
Ovie.

800
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,500
Ovie.

801
00:41:11,541 --> 00:41:12,750
Listen,

802
00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:17,041
I don't like when a child
takes me for a fool. Are you listening?

803
00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:21,083
-I have kept my cool because of your dad.
-Let me talk to her.

804
00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:23,208
Don't interrupt me
when I'm talking Ovie, okay?

805
00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:26,083
Are you crazy?

806
00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:31,416
The white people says
"Every action has its consequences."

807
00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:34,958
This nonsense your sister just pulled off,

808
00:41:35,541 --> 00:41:37,208
has cost her two weeks.

809
00:41:37,291 --> 00:41:39,125
You have got nine weeks to go.

810
00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:40,791
-Ovie!
-Are you listening?

811
00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:42,291
I give you nine weeks.

812
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,541
Don't interrupt me when
I am talking? Are you crazy?

813
00:41:45,291 --> 00:41:46,791
After the nine weeks,

814
00:41:46,875 --> 00:41:48,750
your sister becomes my woman.

815
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:50,625
Do you understand?

816
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,458
This is your last chance

817
00:41:53,541 --> 00:41:55,791
to warn her and talk to her well.

818
00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:57,541
Ovie!

819
00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:00,125
Ovie.

820
00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,833
Ovie, I don't want to stay here again.

821
00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:06,291
Just calm down. I beg you, calm down.

822
00:42:13,375 --> 00:42:14,500
I hate you!

823
00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:37,958
Don't give her water or food,

824
00:42:38,958 --> 00:42:40,125
until she's ready.

825
00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:41,708
Goat!

826
00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:44,083
Goat!

827
00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:45,458
I hate you!

828
00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:48,666
Go to hell and burn, idiot!

829
00:42:51,375 --> 00:42:52,750
Ovie.

830
00:43:01,541 --> 00:43:03,416
MC BCD.

831
00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:05,000
That was nice.

832
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,208
I love what you did last week.

833
00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:08,083
That was great. Great job.

834
00:43:09,541 --> 00:43:11,166
-Manager, please.
-Please.

835
00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:13,750
Just two minutes. That's all
you need to blow this entire place up.

836
00:43:14,416 --> 00:43:17,458
Then get him into the army.
I'm looking for an entertainer.

837
00:43:17,541 --> 00:43:19,083
This guy is the funniest guy

838
00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:20,166
-I've ever met, trust me.
-Yes. Very funny.

839
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,541
Yes.

840
00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:23,541
Are you trying to tell me that this guy

841
00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:26,000
is funnier than… Basket Mouth,

842
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,291
Bovi, AY,--

843
00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:31,541
-You will never know until you try.
-I swear on my father's grave.

844
00:43:31,625 --> 00:43:33,125
I'm not supposed to let you in here.

845
00:43:33,833 --> 00:43:35,250
Everyone still remembers what you did.

846
00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:38,875
Look, those kids out there…

847
00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:42,875
Those people, there is no way they can
recall what they said I did ten years ago.

848
00:43:42,958 --> 00:43:45,625
Besides, I am just trying to bounce back,
okay? I need this. I mean no harm.

849
00:43:45,708 --> 00:43:47,208
-Please, just two minutes.
-Please. Two minutes.

850
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:48,708
He's good.

851
00:43:48,791 --> 00:43:49,833
Tonight,

852
00:43:49,916 --> 00:43:51,750
they said I should warn you people…

853
00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:53,875
The next guy coming on stage,

854
00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:56,166
he is good. He is from Warri.

855
00:43:56,250 --> 00:43:59,083
-He will crack you ribs.
-That's a lie.

856
00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:00,791
You don't agree?

857
00:44:01,458 --> 00:44:03,875
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
let me clear your doubts.

858
00:44:03,958 --> 00:44:05,750
All the way from the city of Warri,

859
00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:07,375
give it up for the one we call…

860
00:44:07,875 --> 00:44:08,833
the one we call…

861
00:44:08,916 --> 00:44:09,791
the one we call…

862
00:44:09,875 --> 00:44:12,875
Ovie!

863
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:16,250
-Area!
-Hey!

864
00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:18,583
-Area!
-Hey!

865
00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:22,416
Ovie, I can't stay here again.

866
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:23,500
What's happening?

867
00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:25,125
What happened?

868
00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:27,250
-Is your mouth aching already?
-Speak already!

869
00:44:32,291 --> 00:44:33,375
So…

870
00:44:35,041 --> 00:44:36,125
Area!

871
00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:37,333
Hey!

872
00:44:37,416 --> 00:44:38,750
-Oh…
-Can't you speak?

873
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:40,291
Leave the stage.

874
00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:42,625
-All you have been doing is hailing.
-You have said that before.

875
00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:44,708
The man… The man…

876
00:44:44,791 --> 00:44:46,250
Leave the stage!

877
00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:52,500
Leave the stage.

878
00:44:53,041 --> 00:44:54,916
Area!

879
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,958
Leave the stage!

880
00:45:01,416 --> 00:45:03,833
Leave the stage!

881
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,125
Yeah, I know that was terrible, right?

882
00:45:14,208 --> 00:45:15,666
-Yes, very terrible.
-Very, very.

883
00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:17,958
Yeah, but look,

884
00:45:18,041 --> 00:45:20,583
It happens in every profession.

885
00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:24,416
We have our bad days,
we have our good days.

886
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:26,750
So let's take this as one of them.

887
00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:29,375
But I have to make up for that

888
00:45:29,458 --> 00:45:31,625
-with this next performance
-Okay.

889
00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:32,833
It's someone you all know.

890
00:45:32,916 --> 00:45:36,083
You love him. Ladies and gentlemen,
if your hands are not busy,

891
00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:38,208
give it up for the one we call…

892
00:45:38,291 --> 00:45:40,125
Jafu!

893
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,000
That's what's up.

894
00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:43,666
Jafu, take it away.

895
00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:44,833
Let's do this.

896
00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:47,375
Jafu! Jafu!

897
00:45:47,958 --> 00:45:50,625
Jafu!

898
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:55,916
Thank you.

899
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:57,875
Thank you.

900
00:45:57,958 --> 00:45:59,125
You know,

901
00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:00,416
every day is a good day for me.

902
00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:02,666
-That's it.
-That's right.

903
00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:03,875
The MC said,

904
00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:06,875
some days are good days,

905
00:46:06,958 --> 00:46:09,708
some days are bad days for Ovie.

906
00:46:09,791 --> 00:46:11,083
But the truth is…

907
00:46:11,166 --> 00:46:13,416
for Ovie, every day is a bad day.

908
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,791
Area! Area!

909
00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:51,750
-Hey!
-Area!

910
00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:52,791
There is a woman…

911
00:46:52,875 --> 00:46:54,000
Which woman?

912
00:46:58,958 --> 00:46:59,916
Ovie.

913
00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:02,750
You're late.

914
00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:04,500
Come to my office immediately.

915
00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:14,583
Ovie.

916
00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:16,750
I see something strange here.

917
00:47:22,166 --> 00:47:23,291
Oh

918
00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:26,125
Boss, it was…

919
00:47:26,208 --> 00:47:28,333
because I wasn't prepared.

920
00:47:31,625 --> 00:47:34,125
Boss, I had a bad day.

921
00:47:34,208 --> 00:47:35,541
I'm quite funny.

922
00:47:35,625 --> 00:47:38,541
When next I go there, I will do better.

923
00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:40,958
But on this day,
I can't explain what happened.

924
00:47:41,041 --> 00:47:42,625
I just did have enough motivation.

925
00:47:44,916 --> 00:47:47,500
My next visit, on Tuesday,
I will be going there.

926
00:47:47,583 --> 00:47:48,708
You're fired.

927
00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:52,708
Boss, I don't understand.

928
00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:56,625
What did I do?

929
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:57,625
Ah!

930
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,125
I can see why
you always come to work late.

931
00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:03,708
So I want you to have enough time.

932
00:48:03,791 --> 00:48:06,416
So that you can do better
and increase your performance.

933
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,791
Boss, it’s not…

934
00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:10,708
Sometimes, it is because
that's where I use to get some little--

935
00:48:10,791 --> 00:48:13,541
Are you with me?
I don't what to see you here anymore.

936
00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:14,666
Now get out of here.

937
00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:17,375
-Out!
-Boss, I have nowhere to go.

938
00:48:18,291 --> 00:48:19,916
Nonsense. Just look at him.

939
00:48:20,708 --> 00:48:22,083
Coconut head.

940
00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:24,041
Please, manager.

941
00:48:24,708 --> 00:48:26,000
I don't have them here with me.

942
00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:28,541
I'm in my final year in
College of Education, Warri.

943
00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:30,416
I was a prefect in my secondary school.

944
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:33,250
-And my favorite subject is--
-There is no need for plenty talk.

945
00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:36,583
Just show me your CV,
or do you expect me to just believe you?

946
00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:39,291
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not lying. I'm not here with it.

947
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:41,375
Take a look at me.
Am I not fit for this job?

948
00:48:42,333 --> 00:48:43,541
Madam, I'm a machine.

949
00:48:44,291 --> 00:48:46,333
There is an opening for a cleaner.

950
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,750
And you look like a great fit.

951
00:48:48,833 --> 00:48:49,916
Ah, cleaner?

952
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,041
Yes, please.

953
00:48:52,208 --> 00:48:54,208
What is the salary for the cleaning job?

954
00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:57,000
Unlike most places,
we take good care of our staff.

955
00:48:57,083 --> 00:48:59,791
Our starting salary for a cleaner
job is fifteen thousand naira.

956
00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:00,750
Are you good?

957
00:49:00,833 --> 00:49:02,625
-Fifteen thousand naira?
-Yes, please.

958
00:49:02,708 --> 00:49:03,958
For cleaning?

959
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:06,791
Wow.

960
00:49:07,666 --> 00:49:10,041
If a cleaner is being paid
fifteen thousand naira,

961
00:49:10,916 --> 00:49:13,083
That means you as a manager are
being paid thirty thousand naira.

962
00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:14,458
I beg your pardon!

963
00:49:14,541 --> 00:49:17,625
Yes. How would a cleaner
be paid fifteen thousand naira?

964
00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:18,666
You know what?

965
00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:20,291
The pay is actually higher than this.

966
00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:22,458
But I knew you were a complete nuisance.

967
00:49:22,541 --> 00:49:25,291
-I'm observing an issue and you're angry?
-Security!

968
00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:26,666
Security. Everyone is
just calling security.

969
00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:27,750
Security!

970
00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:51,666
You can't tell anyone about this.

971
00:49:53,125 --> 00:49:55,541
So you're asking me to lie, madam?

972
00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:57,875
You won't have to lie
if you keep your mouth shut.

973
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:01,083
So…

974
00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:04,708
this is why you are
always sad in the office?

975
00:50:04,791 --> 00:50:07,750
You hate your job and
you prefer to teach, right?

976
00:50:09,416 --> 00:50:11,250
I told you I'm going to figure it out.

977
00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:15,875
How are you even
an electrician, by the way?

978
00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:17,458
I came to Lagos to hustle.

979
00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:20,375
It's the situation I'm in
that puts me in such a position.

980
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:22,250
Anyway,

981
00:50:22,916 --> 00:50:24,125
I have been fired.

982
00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:26,875
I'm not surprised.

983
00:50:26,958 --> 00:50:28,750
Mr Salako is nuts.

984
00:50:29,666 --> 00:50:31,375
Well, on the bright side,

985
00:50:31,916 --> 00:50:34,083
you have all the time to chase your dream.

986
00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:38,125
You should resign as well.

987
00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:42,375
So you can have
enough time for your teaching.

988
00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:44,083
You understand?

989
00:50:44,166 --> 00:50:46,666
Because, I know
this is where your passion is.

990
00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:49,166
My dad owns the company.

991
00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:51,416
And he will kill me if I quit.

992
00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:54,625
-Really?
-That's too much information.

993
00:50:57,791 --> 00:50:58,875
Okay.

994
00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:01,750
Madam, I want to meet with someone here.

995
00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:07,750
Thank you very much.

996
00:51:12,083 --> 00:51:13,833
-All right, thank you.
-Yeah…

997
00:51:18,791 --> 00:51:19,625
Madam…

998
00:51:19,708 --> 00:51:22,375
Madam, you were talking about my dreams…

999
00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:24,083
What?

1000
00:51:24,666 --> 00:51:27,458
You said I have a dream that…

1001
00:51:27,541 --> 00:51:28,416
Comedy.

1002
00:51:29,375 --> 00:51:30,750
Look, I think you're funny.

1003
00:51:31,375 --> 00:51:33,083
And yes, I saw the video.

1004
00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:35,666
Yes, it was a total disaster.

1005
00:51:36,625 --> 00:51:38,500
But you'll get fine with some practice.

1006
00:51:39,666 --> 00:51:42,375
Okay. I have tried over and over.

1007
00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:45,583
And, I'm Diane. Not madam.

1008
00:51:46,208 --> 00:51:47,583
Okay, no problem.

1009
00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:48,541
Thank you.

1010
00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:49,500
Thank you.

1011
00:51:49,583 --> 00:51:50,875
Thank you, madam.

1012
00:51:53,875 --> 00:51:55,166
Why do you need…

1013
00:51:55,791 --> 00:51:57,583
Two million naira in nine weeks?

1014
00:51:58,625 --> 00:52:00,375
Bro please, just forget the why.

1015
00:52:00,916 --> 00:52:02,541
Help me with two million naira.

1016
00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:06,583
Well, if you work with me…

1017
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:10,458
you'll be spending 15 million naira
on a puppy the size of a baby's arm.

1018
00:52:11,166 --> 00:52:13,000
I don't think you know
how big this industry is.

1019
00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:16,166
Bring out your phone. Check AY's page.

1020
00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:17,416
Or Bovi.

1021
00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:19,375
Or Basket Mouth,
or any of those guys that…

1022
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:24,125
Don't worry.

1023
00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:25,875
Don't worry.

1024
00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:30,166
Let me show you their page.

1025
00:52:30,875 --> 00:52:32,458
Millions of followers!

1026
00:52:33,750 --> 00:52:35,166
Millions of followers.

1027
00:52:37,791 --> 00:52:38,625
Check.

1028
00:52:38,708 --> 00:52:39,583
Check.

1029
00:52:43,041 --> 00:52:44,041
Can you see?

1030
00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:46,958
Don't be deceived by this.

1031
00:52:47,583 --> 00:52:48,833
This is small.

1032
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,291
Okay, wait. Let me show you something.

1033
00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:57,125
If you win this event…

1034
00:52:57,750 --> 00:52:59,833
you get five million naira. Easy.

1035
00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:03,291
Two million naira
is peanuts in this industry.

1036
00:53:03,375 --> 00:53:06,958
In that case, you could
just help me with two million naira.

1037
00:53:07,041 --> 00:53:08,083
I will pay you back.

1038
00:53:13,583 --> 00:53:15,333
I don't give out gifts.

1039
00:53:15,416 --> 00:53:17,750
You will not grow that way.

1040
00:53:19,208 --> 00:53:22,541
Bro, let's cut to the chase.

1041
00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:24,375
Let's talk man to man.

1042
00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:27,125
I'm in a bind. Please help me.
I will pay you back.

1043
00:53:27,208 --> 00:53:29,166
I'm telling you, I will pay you back.

1044
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:33,750
I don't walk around with cash.

1045
00:53:33,833 --> 00:53:37,916
All my money is in cryptocurrency,
treasure bills and things like that.

1046
00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:39,958
Look, are you in or are you out?

1047
00:53:41,833 --> 00:53:43,083
How do I start?

1048
00:53:43,625 --> 00:53:44,500
Good.

1049
00:53:44,583 --> 00:53:46,208
Welcome to my humble abode.

1050
00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:48,250
My mansion, skyscraper.

1051
00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:49,500
Your house is so fine.

1052
00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:50,625
Beach front property.

1053
00:53:51,958 --> 00:53:53,666
This is what we call edifice.

1054
00:53:54,208 --> 00:53:55,875
We call it edifice back in Warri.

1055
00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,666
Your house is so fine.

1056
00:54:00,375 --> 00:54:02,041
You are staying in heaven.

1057
00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:03,583
Just take a look.

1058
00:54:03,666 --> 00:54:04,750
Take a look at the chair.

1059
00:54:04,833 --> 00:54:06,250
-Look.
-My palace.

1060
00:54:07,666 --> 00:54:08,541
Wow.

1061
00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:09,541
Look at your TV.

1062
00:54:09,625 --> 00:54:11,416
Right? A 110-inch television.

1063
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:12,958
I've never seen a TV this big before.

1064
00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:15,500
Look at your pictures.

1065
00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:16,708
Your picture is on the wall.

1066
00:54:16,791 --> 00:54:17,875
When I was slimmer.

1067
00:54:17,958 --> 00:54:19,208
I can see it.

1068
00:54:19,291 --> 00:54:21,291
You are truly a big man.

1069
00:54:22,916 --> 00:54:24,583
This girl is fine. Who is she?

1070
00:54:25,083 --> 00:54:26,083
Is she your girlfriend?

1071
00:54:26,166 --> 00:54:27,500
That's my uh…

1072
00:54:30,291 --> 00:54:31,416
It is not your business. Come.

1073
00:54:32,083 --> 00:54:34,291
Let me show you your accommodation.

1074
00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:35,333
Five star…

1075
00:54:35,416 --> 00:54:36,791
-ambience lighting
-Your house is so fine.

1076
00:54:36,875 --> 00:54:38,041
Your house is so fine.

1077
00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:40,583
-Who owns this room? Is this mine?
-It's your room.

1078
00:54:40,666 --> 00:54:41,583
This is my room?!

1079
00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:45,250
I have made it.

1080
00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:46,500
I have made it. This is my room?

1081
00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:47,500
I am telling you.

1082
00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:48,583
So this is all mine?

1083
00:54:48,666 --> 00:54:50,041
Well, you and Trevor Noah.

1084
00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:51,333
Look at Trevor Noah.

1085
00:54:52,041 --> 00:54:53,125
MI Abaga.

1086
00:54:53,208 --> 00:54:55,500
-Gary Vayner.
-Ah, no.

1087
00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:57,000
-This is a big man's house.
-Careful…

1088
00:54:57,083 --> 00:54:58,000
Careful with the door.

1089
00:54:58,083 --> 00:55:00,333
It's an automatic detachable door.

1090
00:55:00,416 --> 00:55:02,791
Please hurry and fix it
so I don't spoil it completely.

1091
00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:03,958
It's fine.

1092
00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:05,041
Your house though.

1093
00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:06,375
And this is me.

1094
00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:08,000
This is your room.

1095
00:55:08,083 --> 00:55:09,000
Yes.

1096
00:55:10,166 --> 00:55:11,500
You are staying in opulence.

1097
00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:13,958
You live in heaven not on earth.

1098
00:55:14,041 --> 00:55:15,083
You have everything.

1099
00:55:23,541 --> 00:55:25,333
You are going to hear many lies about me.

1100
00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:30,500
Media concoctions,
painting me as the devil.

1101
00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:33,875
Ignore them all.

1102
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,333
You see…

1103
00:55:38,875 --> 00:55:40,250
I'm a magnet for…

1104
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,666
hate and envy.

1105
00:55:44,291 --> 00:55:46,041
It's a curse I have embraced.

1106
00:55:49,541 --> 00:55:51,708
Take my words like a gospel.

1107
00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:54,833
And I promise you,
you will rise beyond your dreams.

1108
00:55:56,375 --> 00:56:00,041
People are going to ask, who is
this Warri boy? Where has he been?

1109
00:56:04,625 --> 00:56:06,041
This is not a living room.

1110
00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:08,541
No.

1111
00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,750
A living room is where you lounge.

1112
00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:13,583
Only rich people lounge.

1113
00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:15,708
This…

1114
00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:17,791
This is our headquarters.

1115
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:20,875
This right here is were
we plot world domination.

1116
00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:27,833
My mistake was pushing you
out there before you were ready.

1117
00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:32,625
This time, we will bake you
till you're a rock.

1118
00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:45,041
Today.

1119
00:56:55,833 --> 00:56:57,958
A mermaid went to donate
blood at general hospital

1120
00:56:58,041 --> 00:57:00,458
and they found out the blood
had traces of marijuana in it.

1121
00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:03,000
The blood was tasting like marijuana.

1122
00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:06,250
Now the person who received
the donated blood is acting high.

1123
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:18,875
Can I talk to her?

1124
00:57:21,125 --> 00:57:22,541
Why won't you let me talk to her?

1125
00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:25,416
What--

1126
00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:27,041
Tonia.

1127
00:57:27,708 --> 00:57:28,625
Tonia.

1128
00:57:28,708 --> 00:57:29,916
Yes, daddy is here.

1129
00:57:31,166 --> 00:57:32,125
Hello?

1130
00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:37,250
I'm ready.

1131
00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:44,291
Okay, I'll… Okay, let's go.

1132
00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:46,125
-I'm okay, right?
-Yeah, it's fine.

1133
00:57:48,250 --> 00:57:49,166
Any problem?

1134
00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:50,958
No. It's just, um…

1135
00:57:52,541 --> 00:57:53,375
Let's go.

1136
00:57:53,458 --> 00:57:54,666
Yeah, come on boy.

1137
00:57:57,208 --> 00:57:58,500
-Area!
-Hey!

1138
00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:00,666
Area!

1139
00:58:05,958 --> 00:58:06,916
Area!

1140
00:58:13,666 --> 00:58:14,708
So…

1141
00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:27,375
I'm so sorry, ma.

1142
00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:28,500
Traffic.

1143
00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:29,958
-Mama, I'm so sorry.
-Bye.

1144
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,166
Ovie.

1145
00:58:40,291 --> 00:58:44,208
Look, I'm sorry about
what happened to you on stage.

1146
00:58:44,291 --> 00:58:45,500
How can I help?

1147
00:58:46,958 --> 00:58:47,833
Can you help me?

1148
00:58:48,666 --> 00:58:49,750
This is not a matter of help.

1149
00:58:50,333 --> 00:58:53,208
This comedy thing is not working for me.

1150
00:58:53,916 --> 00:58:55,791
I'm tired. I want to leave.

1151
00:58:56,791 --> 00:58:59,166
Look, it's not supposed
to be easy at first.

1152
00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:00,583
Yes, I know.

1153
00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:04,250
But for me, ah man, the case is different.

1154
00:59:04,916 --> 00:59:06,916
It's not working for me, I'm not funny.

1155
00:59:07,458 --> 00:59:08,500
Can't you see it?

1156
00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:13,833
My dad once said that real wealth
lies outside of your comfort zone.

1157
00:59:15,125 --> 00:59:17,375
I need money, I don't have time again.

1158
00:59:18,208 --> 00:59:20,208
You are not supposed
to make money overnight.

1159
00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:26,291
See, I don't know how to explain
it but I know you won't understand.

1160
00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:27,541
Help me understand.

1161
00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:30,500
Please, let's leave.

1162
00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:33,000
-Ovie, help me understand.
-Let's go.

1163
00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:34,375
Let's go.

1164
00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:37,166
That's right.

1165
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:40,250
So, as I was talking
about my father, right?

1166
00:59:40,333 --> 00:59:43,708
The first day I got to the house
with dreadlocks, my father saw me…

1167
00:59:43,791 --> 00:59:44,833
you know I just started comedy then,

1168
00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:47,833
…my father saw me
and said, "Not in my house.

1169
00:59:47,916 --> 00:59:49,958
You can never have dreadlocks in my house.

1170
00:59:50,041 --> 00:59:52,666
You're doing comedy and having dreadlocks.

1171
00:59:52,750 --> 00:59:56,458
And so, a few years from
then, I made my first gig

1172
00:59:57,083 --> 00:59:58,625
and they paid me five hundred thousand.

1173
00:59:58,708 --> 01:00:00,583
-Okay see those guys…
-That's right.

1174
01:00:00,666 --> 01:00:03,416
Those guys are the key
to success in this country.

1175
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:04,708
-True.
-…and my father saw me, he was like…

1176
01:00:04,791 --> 01:00:06,250
They hold the plug
to all the money you want.

1177
01:00:06,333 --> 01:00:08,291
I told you to cut off this dreadlocks

1178
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,166
and I gave my father two hundred thousand.

1179
01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:12,041
And he said, "Where
did you get this money from?"

1180
01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:13,416
I said, "Dad,

1181
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:17,208
I got paid to do a photoshoot
with this dreadlocks."

1182
01:00:18,541 --> 01:00:19,875
And the next thing I knew,

1183
01:00:19,958 --> 01:00:22,458
‎my father stepped out
‎and came back with a dreadlock.

1184
01:00:24,333 --> 01:00:25,208
Let me finish.

1185
01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:28,000
-You see these Igbo guys, they…
-Chris, this Jafu guy is funny.

1186
01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:29,958
Don't worry my boy is funnier.

1187
01:00:30,041 --> 01:00:32,375
-He has the audience amused.
-That's why you hear nicknames like

1188
01:00:32,458 --> 01:00:33,333
Okey Japan.

1189
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:35,708
Alright. That's right, thank you.

1190
01:00:35,791 --> 01:00:39,208
My name is Jafu. See you
some other time. Good night.

1191
01:00:44,666 --> 01:00:47,833
Make some noise for Jafu!

1192
01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:50,791
Let me ask you, is he funny?

1193
01:00:50,875 --> 01:00:53,666
-Yes!
-I can't hear you, is he funny?

1194
01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:54,541
Yes!

1195
01:00:54,625 --> 01:00:57,416
Put your hands together
for yourselves, ladies and gentlemen.

1196
01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,083
Wow.

1197
01:00:59,166 --> 01:01:01,750
Make some noise
as I make welcome on stage,

1198
01:01:01,833 --> 01:01:03,375
Ovie!

1199
01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:12,541
-Area!
-Hey!

1200
01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:14,458
-Area!
-Hey!

1201
01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:16,708
A woman went to buy a pair of shoes.

1202
01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:20,125
Area!

1203
01:01:20,208 --> 01:01:22,166
Get off the stage!

1204
01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:24,166
-Area!
-Get out!

1205
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,333
Just leave.

1206
01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:27,708
So…

1207
01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:31,666
The woman's…

1208
01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:33,083
What happened to her?

1209
01:01:36,208 --> 01:01:37,416
Area!

1210
01:01:50,291 --> 01:01:51,125
I can't do this.

1211
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,166
You can't do what? Do you
know what you just did now?

1212
01:01:54,166 --> 01:01:55,791
Ovie!

1213
01:02:38,333 --> 01:02:39,250
I'm sorry.

1214
01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:44,166
I'm so sorry, sir. Please forgive me.

1215
01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:46,125
Kiss my shoe.

1216
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:25,333
Hello?

1217
01:03:25,416 --> 01:03:27,791
Hey, what's up? It's Diane.

1218
01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:29,583
Oh Diane.

1219
01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:31,625
What's up? How did you get my--

1220
01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:33,041
I pulled some strings in HR.

1221
01:03:33,125 --> 01:03:37,166
Today's my Dad's birthday
and I have invites for ten friends.

1222
01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:38,541
Are you interested?

1223
01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:39,458
Oh.

1224
01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:41,625
Um…

1225
01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:44,875
I don't think I'm down
for any birthday now.

1226
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,166
I can't make it.

1227
01:03:48,250 --> 01:03:49,750
Oh okay.

1228
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,083
Yeah.

1229
01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:53,208
So sorry, ehn?

1230
01:03:54,166 --> 01:03:55,875
Don't be offended, okay?

1231
01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,000
It's cool. Take care.

1232
01:04:01,541 --> 01:04:02,625
And who was that?

1233
01:04:03,541 --> 01:04:06,666
Um, one babe, we worked
together in the same office.

1234
01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:09,041
Alsa?

1235
01:04:09,125 --> 01:04:10,083
Yeah.

1236
01:04:10,583 --> 01:04:11,833
Today's her birthday.

1237
01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:13,416
No, her father.

1238
01:04:16,708 --> 01:04:17,541
What's her father's name?

1239
01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:19,750
I think um…

1240
01:04:20,666 --> 01:04:22,750
Yeah, Osagie.

1241
01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:24,583
Osagie.

1242
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,125
Osagie… Alsa?

1243
01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:30,166
Any problem with that?

1244
01:04:30,250 --> 01:04:31,958
Wait…

1245
01:04:35,708 --> 01:04:38,083
Chief Dr. Chibunna Donatus Osagie.

1246
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,916
The Chairman and CEO of Octane group?

1247
01:04:41,750 --> 01:04:45,750
And your foolish self just turned down
a birthday invite to his party?

1248
01:04:47,458 --> 01:04:48,583
Do…

1249
01:04:49,416 --> 01:04:53,375
Do you have any idea, any idea the caliber

1250
01:04:53,458 --> 01:04:54,500
of people that are
going to be at the party?

1251
01:04:55,250 --> 01:04:57,416
Billionaires! The one percent
of the one percent.

1252
01:04:57,500 --> 01:04:59,416
And you're here drinking garri,
saying you are not in the mood?

1253
01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:01,291
Call her back now.

1254
01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:03,375
Tell her you were drunk and you're
coming for her party before I beat you.

1255
01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:04,666
Come on, call her back now.

1256
01:05:06,125 --> 01:05:07,208
You're not in the mood.

1257
01:05:35,416 --> 01:05:37,166
-Good evening, Wow.
-Fine. I'm fine thank you.

1258
01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:39,416
-You look beautiful.
-You don't look bad yourself.

1259
01:05:40,125 --> 01:05:43,500
Yes. My coach, my friend…

1260
01:05:43,583 --> 01:05:45,875
-Hi
-My boss.

1261
01:05:45,958 --> 01:05:50,041
Thank you. It's a pleasure to meet
you. I am a huge fan of your dad.

1262
01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:51,791
Your father has done so
much for our community.

1263
01:05:51,875 --> 01:05:54,166
-Yeah.
-And congrats on the…

1264
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:55,166
Thank you.

1265
01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:58,208
-…on the event. And you look great.
-Where are you? Hello.

1266
01:05:58,291 --> 01:05:59,500
-Thank you
-Hello.

1267
01:05:59,583 --> 01:06:02,750
-Yeah. So, I mean, this is the party.
-No, you can't do this.

1268
01:06:02,833 --> 01:06:06,416
-You know I have spent money on this.
-You can make yourself comfortable.

1269
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:07,958
No, you can't do that.

1270
01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:09,000
-He just hung up on me.
-Aunty.

1271
01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:11,208
-There's an issue.
-What's the issue?

1272
01:06:11,291 --> 01:06:13,125
-The MC canceled…
-The MC?

1273
01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:15,875
‎…because he missed
‎his flight. I don't know what to do.

1274
01:06:15,958 --> 01:06:18,375
-Our guests are here, what do we do?
-This is messed up.

1275
01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:20,083
-Hold on, Aunty.
-What do we do?

1276
01:06:20,166 --> 01:06:23,208
-What do we do?
-I… I have a suggestion.

1277
01:06:23,875 --> 01:06:25,166
What solution, please?

1278
01:06:27,166 --> 01:06:29,166
Distinguished ladies and gentlemen…

1279
01:06:29,958 --> 01:06:33,750
I believe you all are happy to be
here just like me and if you know

1280
01:06:33,833 --> 01:06:36,166
you are happy, I want you to put
your hands together for the celebrant.

1281
01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,833
Let's celebrate the celebrant.

1282
01:06:37,916 --> 01:06:39,333
Yeah…

1283
01:06:40,208 --> 01:06:44,083
Yeah, thank you very
much. Wow, beautiful people.

1284
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:47,541
Yes, I want to specially welcome
every one of you but before then,

1285
01:06:47,625 --> 01:06:50,791
our sincere apologies
for starting a little bit late.

1286
01:06:50,875 --> 01:06:55,000
Err, you all know the reason. In
fact, there is no need me telling you.

1287
01:06:55,083 --> 01:06:58,916
If not for bad roads,
it will be for traffic in Lagos.

1288
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,916
Choose one of them and
forgive us. Forgive us for starting late.

1289
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,708
Ah, Mama Igele!

1290
01:07:03,791 --> 01:07:05,750
Wave at them. Please wave at them.

1291
01:07:05,833 --> 01:07:07,625
Please put your hands
together for Mama Igele!

1292
01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:11,250
This your headgear
reminds me of my mother's own.

1293
01:07:11,333 --> 01:07:14,541
Sometimes when we're going
to church, my mother ties the headgear

1294
01:07:14,625 --> 01:07:18,083
and whenever rain falls,
we use the headgear as an umbrella.

1295
01:07:19,416 --> 01:07:21,375
Women, women are very special.

1296
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,666
You know, I love women so much.

1297
01:07:23,750 --> 01:07:25,458
Women love makeup.

1298
01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:26,416
Women.

1299
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:28,791
My mother was a special woman.

1300
01:07:29,333 --> 01:07:30,916
Not long ago, my mother was in her room,

1301
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,625
making herself up with some foundation.

1302
01:07:32,708 --> 01:07:34,625
She said, "Who is there?
Bring me foundation."

1303
01:07:34,708 --> 01:07:36,625
My father thought
she was building a house.

1304
01:07:38,666 --> 01:07:42,416
So, when we heard foundation, we all
thought that she was building a house.

1305
01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:45,333
When she was done with her
makeup, she stepped out and

1306
01:07:45,416 --> 01:07:47,416
even when she was shot in the
face, the bullet could not penetrate.

1307
01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:51,333
The makeup prevented it.

1308
01:07:51,416 --> 01:07:54,375
So women are so special. Put
your hands together for them again.

1309
01:07:56,416 --> 01:07:58,458
Uh, I know the reason
why we are here today is

1310
01:07:58,541 --> 01:08:01,333
to celebrate our daddy.
Fifty years is not a joke.

1311
01:08:01,416 --> 01:08:03,125
We have every reason to thank God.

1312
01:08:03,208 --> 01:08:07,375
So and for that, I have a
special song for our daddy here.

1313
01:08:07,458 --> 01:08:08,333
The song is like this.

1314
01:08:08,416 --> 01:08:10,541
Happy birthday to you

1315
01:08:11,166 --> 01:08:14,125
All glory to God

1316
01:08:14,208 --> 01:08:17,458
Long life is your portion

1317
01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:20,375
Happy birthday to you

1318
01:08:20,458 --> 01:08:21,708
Hip! Hip! Hip!

1319
01:08:21,791 --> 01:08:24,875
Hooray!

1320
01:08:25,916 --> 01:08:27,333
Thank you.

1321
01:08:27,416 --> 01:08:28,958
You saved my event.

1322
01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:33,500
Um, accept this
as a token of my gratitude.

1323
01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:35,458
-Please do.
-Oh, wow.

1324
01:08:35,541 --> 01:08:36,833
You more than deserve it.

1325
01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:38,458
Good one.

1326
01:08:38,541 --> 01:08:40,208
Thank you so much for coming.

1327
01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:41,875
It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.

1328
01:08:41,958 --> 01:08:44,291
-Thank you so much.
-No problem, not at all. You are welcome.

1329
01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:45,708
Can we have a selfie sir?

1330
01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:47,083
Selfie?

1331
01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:48,166
Yes, we want to snap.

1332
01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:50,791
-Oh, oh okay, picture.
-Picture.

1333
01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:52,083
Oh, okay.

1334
01:08:54,291 --> 01:08:56,375
Please put your hands
together for Mama Igele.

1335
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:02,166
The moment I saw the headgear,
I remembered when my mother and I went out

1336
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:05,916
and the rain started to beat us. We had
to take cover under the headgear.

1337
01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:08,833
The headgear then became the canopy.

1338
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:27,375
Looks like your guy is back.

1339
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,500
Not long ago, my mother was in her room,

1340
01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:31,333
making herself up with some foundation.

1341
01:09:31,416 --> 01:09:33,750
She said, "Who is there?
Bring me foundation.

1342
01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:36,250
My father thought
she was building a house.

1343
01:09:37,541 --> 01:09:40,875
So, when we heard foundation, we all
thought that she was building a house.

1344
01:09:41,541 --> 01:09:44,291
When she was done with her
make up, she stepped out and

1345
01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:46,625
even when she was shot in the
face, the bullet could not penetrate.

1346
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,916
The makeup prevented it.

1347
01:09:57,250 --> 01:09:58,083
Thank you.

1348
01:09:58,166 --> 01:10:01,291
You know like I always tell
people, I am all about value.

1349
01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:05,750
I can spend any amount
of money on an expensive shoe.

1350
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:06,916
You know why?

1351
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:10,541
Because when you walk into a room
wearing very expensive shoes

1352
01:10:10,625 --> 01:10:13,208
somebody could go,
"Oh, I like these shoes."

1353
01:10:13,291 --> 01:10:15,125
That's the value for that shoe.

1354
01:10:15,208 --> 01:10:18,625
Same thing for shirts,
perfume and every other thing.

1355
01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:20,708
Now, I don't understand alcohol.

1356
01:10:21,416 --> 01:10:26,083
A bottle of LOUIS XIII
is three million naira.

1357
01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:28,166
Three million naira.

1358
01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:33,000
You can't have that drink in your house
and walk into this place and someone goes,

1359
01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:36,041
"Wow, is that Louis XIII in your stomach?"

1360
01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:37,291
Not possible.

1361
01:10:38,541 --> 01:10:40,833
Thank you so very much, good night.

1362
01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:51,583
-Area!
-Hey!

1363
01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:55,750
-Area!
-Hey!

1364
01:10:59,708 --> 01:11:02,000
-Area!
-Hey!

1365
01:11:05,291 --> 01:11:06,333
Say something.

1366
01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:08,125
Last week.

1367
01:11:08,708 --> 01:11:10,625
-What happened?
-Are you going to keep saying area?

1368
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,041
Area!

1369
01:11:15,125 --> 01:11:16,791
Speak.

1370
01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:20,000
We're tired of this "Area" you're saying.

1371
01:11:20,666 --> 01:11:22,666
Please leave the stage.

1372
01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:24,208
So, there is a particular woman.

1373
01:11:31,166 --> 01:11:33,375
-What the hell are you doing?
-I can't do this.

1374
01:11:33,458 --> 01:11:34,791
Yes, you can do this.

1375
01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:36,375
Chris.

1376
01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:37,791
This is exactly what you did last week.

1377
01:11:37,875 --> 01:11:39,458
Okay, you have to do this now, okay?

1378
01:11:39,541 --> 01:11:41,166
I can't, I'm sorry, I can't.

1379
01:11:42,625 --> 01:11:44,750
Look, if you don't do this,
your sister is going to be raped by that

1380
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:46,958
loan shark and she is going
to have six boys at the same time.

1381
01:11:53,791 --> 01:11:55,000
You slapped me.

1382
01:11:55,083 --> 01:11:56,333
Yes.

1383
01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:58,791
Are you too big to be slapped?

1384
01:12:02,291 --> 01:12:04,208
Better hurry to deliver the baby in

1385
01:12:04,291 --> 01:12:06,291
your womb so you can teach him
how to do comedy.

1386
01:12:13,916 --> 01:12:15,458
Why are you all laughing?

1387
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,208
You are poke-nosing into a family affair.

1388
01:12:20,833 --> 01:12:24,000
I do not blame you, it is
because slave trade was stopped.

1389
01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:27,916
I would have sold you by now.

1390
01:12:31,916 --> 01:12:34,416
Look at this one who looks
like his dog has constant cramps.

1391
01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:40,750
I do not want to answer you.

1392
01:12:40,833 --> 01:12:45,291
I visited them last week and the security
dog they bought for 100,000 naira

1393
01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:48,000
sleeps way before them.

1394
01:12:49,916 --> 01:12:51,833
They guard the dog instead.

1395
01:12:53,375 --> 01:12:55,458
I never like to talk about women.

1396
01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:58,250
But just because of the way they behave,

1397
01:12:58,333 --> 01:13:00,083
the extent to which women love money.

1398
01:13:01,083 --> 01:13:06,625
It is either Judas Iscariot or
Judith Iscariot that sold Jesus Christ,

1399
01:13:07,541 --> 01:13:10,208
because women
love money. Why are you laughing?

1400
01:13:12,625 --> 01:13:15,625
Why are you looking so
sad? You did good tonight, cheer up.

1401
01:13:18,208 --> 01:13:19,500
Who is Leah?

1402
01:13:29,416 --> 01:13:30,333
Boye got to you.

1403
01:13:34,125 --> 01:13:38,291
Fifteen years ago, Boye sat
in that chair. Exactly where you sat.

1404
01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:44,125
He was fresh from the States… hungry.

1405
01:13:44,208 --> 01:13:45,875
He wanted to learn everything
about the entertainment industry.

1406
01:13:45,958 --> 01:13:47,875
How it worked, how it ticked, everything.

1407
01:13:48,541 --> 01:13:50,041
I took Boye under my wing.

1408
01:13:52,375 --> 01:13:54,916
I mean he was… a quick learner.

1409
01:13:58,458 --> 01:13:59,500
He…

1410
01:14:00,291 --> 01:14:03,041
He had the right tools, you
know. Pretty face, lying tongue.

1411
01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:05,666
Everybody liked him. Everybody loved Boye.

1412
01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:08,708
He was

1413
01:14:09,291 --> 01:14:10,583
‎built for entertainment.

1414
01:14:11,791 --> 01:14:13,250
Months later, we signed Leah.

1415
01:14:14,166 --> 01:14:16,208
The brightest talent in the continent.

1416
01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:19,125
She was a cross between

1417
01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:20,458
‎Avril Lavigne and

1418
01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:24,666
‎Shola Allyson and Yemi Alade.

1419
01:14:27,208 --> 01:14:29,375
And then I realized that
Boye was influencing her.

1420
01:14:31,458 --> 01:14:33,041
Because Boye was a crackhead.

1421
01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:36,583
He took cocaine.

1422
01:14:39,791 --> 01:14:41,375
When I found out, I fired him.

1423
01:14:43,416 --> 01:14:45,000
You are going to regret this.

1424
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:58,166
The night I threw a party
for Leah, one of her album releases,

1425
01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:04,208
she overdosed on coke
but that was just the beginning.

1426
01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:09,833
Because the police searched
my house and found 30kg of cocaine

1427
01:15:09,916 --> 01:15:11,541
in my wardrobe, in my backpack.

1428
01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:16,333
And to make matters
worse, it was just the…

1429
01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:19,416
horror of finding out
that he was behind it.

1430
01:15:20,291 --> 01:15:21,416
So, how did you know that?

1431
01:15:22,083 --> 01:15:24,541
Oh, he was there every
second of it, laughing at me.

1432
01:15:26,291 --> 01:15:29,791
Twelve years in prison.
Twelve years in prison.

1433
01:15:30,416 --> 01:15:32,250
My wife left me,
wouldn't let me see my daughter.

1434
01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:35,666
He took everything from me.

1435
01:15:36,958 --> 01:15:37,916
Everything.

1436
01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:43,041
That's my daughter.

1437
01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:46,750
Your daughter, a dog?

1438
01:15:52,208 --> 01:15:53,333
My daughter.

1439
01:15:55,833 --> 01:15:57,875
That's Tonia. She is going to
be twelve at the end of the year.

1440
01:16:00,916 --> 01:16:02,416
Boye has everyhing.

1441
01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:05,750
He won. Why is he still after you?

1442
01:16:08,041 --> 01:16:10,000
Because he knows I can bounce back.

1443
01:16:11,375 --> 01:16:13,833
He knows that I can… I can pick myself up

1444
01:16:14,458 --> 01:16:15,666
And that's why
he's lurking like a tiger.

1445
01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:18,750
Waiting to just snatch it
all away from me again.

1446
01:16:18,833 --> 01:16:22,125
Which is why you're in danger. Which
is why you have to stay away from him.

1447
01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:24,500
Okay?

1448
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,041
Picture.

1449
01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:46,750
Why didn't you tell me
that you have a company?

1450
01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:48,000
Company?

1451
01:16:48,083 --> 01:16:49,166
Your partners are here.

1452
01:16:49,833 --> 01:16:50,708
Partners?

1453
01:17:05,083 --> 01:17:06,250
Ovie.

1454
01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:08,625
Where have you been?
We've been looking for you.

1455
01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:11,833
You were about to tell
me about your company.

1456
01:17:13,458 --> 01:17:16,875
Would you tell him or should
we do you the honors?

1457
01:17:19,083 --> 01:17:20,166
What's going on?

1458
01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:22,416
I guess he cannot talk, huh?

1459
01:17:22,958 --> 01:17:24,333
We are businessmen.

1460
01:17:27,083 --> 01:17:29,375
Come on, everybody
is a businessman in Lagos.

1461
01:17:31,583 --> 01:17:34,208
No. We are lucrative businessmen.

1462
01:17:36,541 --> 01:17:40,041
What… what kind of business? What
kind of business? What's going on?

1463
01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:42,583
See, what we do is um…

1464
01:17:43,583 --> 01:17:49,083
We look for very interesting opportunities
and we exploit them forcefully.

1465
01:17:50,791 --> 01:17:53,208
-Which is kind of like how…
-Hmm.

1466
01:17:53,291 --> 01:17:55,291
-You--
-Guys, can I see you outside?

1467
01:17:56,166 --> 01:17:57,458
-Are we now guys?
-Ovie?

1468
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,458
Come on, you cannot
be rude to our host. That's…

1469
01:18:00,541 --> 01:18:02,416
That's really wrong.
I've been telling you things like this.

1470
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:05,250
Don't mind him. He's going through
a lot. What opportunities, brother?

1471
01:18:05,333 --> 01:18:06,875
Okay, let me break it down for you.

1472
01:18:06,958 --> 01:18:08,750
So, what we do is we make

1473
01:18:09,333 --> 01:18:10,416
‎random

1474
01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:12,833
‎unplanned visits like this.

1475
01:18:14,333 --> 01:18:17,833
We pitch interesting ideas to our clients…

1476
01:18:17,916 --> 01:18:20,625
-Wow, that's good.
-…and we reach an agreement.

1477
01:18:20,708 --> 01:18:22,625
Don't listen to these guys.

1478
01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:27,583
Wait. Look, we can pitch our own
organization to them and they can help us.

1479
01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:30,125
They might have a plan
for our own business.

1480
01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:33,458
Please, I'm listening.
I don't seem to understand.

1481
01:18:33,541 --> 01:18:36,458
What kind of… what kind of opportunities?

1482
01:18:36,541 --> 01:18:39,458
What is wrong with this…
Guy, please tell him what is happening.

1483
01:18:42,125 --> 01:18:43,416
We are armed robbers.

1484
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:44,750
Hmm?

1485
01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:46,583
We are armed robbers.

1486
01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:48,666
What did you say?

1487
01:18:51,666 --> 01:18:53,041
We are armed robbers!

1488
01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:55,583
-Get down.
-What don't you understand?

1489
01:18:55,666 --> 01:18:59,666
Sorry, I didn't know. I
don't really know him much.

1490
01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:01,208
Hey, you.

1491
01:19:01,291 --> 01:19:03,625
You think that you can run?

1492
01:19:03,708 --> 01:19:05,583
He was… He is not running.

1493
01:19:05,666 --> 01:19:06,583
Are you running?

1494
01:19:06,666 --> 01:19:08,750
But you…

1495
01:19:11,166 --> 01:19:12,541
Guys, you understand. Look…

1496
01:19:12,625 --> 01:19:13,458
Hey!

1497
01:19:16,416 --> 01:19:17,916
How much do you guys have in this house?

1498
01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:20,458
I…

1499
01:19:26,333 --> 01:19:27,208
Guy.

1500
01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:30,416
I hope you do not have any
other account that has money?

1501
01:19:32,958 --> 01:19:34,708
Come on speak up,
I'm talking to you. Come on.

1502
01:19:34,791 --> 01:19:35,958
No.

1503
01:19:36,541 --> 01:19:37,791
Good.

1504
01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:40,541
local fowl.

1505
01:19:41,916 --> 01:19:44,208
You know you are not
as sophisticated as this other guy.

1506
01:19:44,791 --> 01:19:47,166
Is this all the cash you have?

1507
01:19:47,916 --> 01:19:49,500
Speak up.

1508
01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:51,500
Yes, that's everything.

1509
01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,375
Not bad.

1510
01:19:57,375 --> 01:20:01,000
Alright. Um, Austin,
carry the TV and let's leave.

1511
01:20:04,416 --> 01:20:05,333
Mister man.

1512
01:20:06,083 --> 01:20:07,541
‎Because I know you are the smart one here.

1513
01:20:08,666 --> 01:20:09,958
Don't try calling the bank, okay?

1514
01:20:10,666 --> 01:20:12,250
Yes, we've moved the money.

1515
01:20:13,708 --> 01:20:14,833
Aha…

1516
01:20:14,916 --> 01:20:16,000
Lie down!

1517
01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:17,125
Hurry.

1518
01:20:17,208 --> 01:20:18,291
Lie down now!

1519
01:20:19,291 --> 01:20:20,458
Talk to them like gentlemen.

1520
01:20:21,041 --> 01:20:23,708
Lie down, okay? Ovie.

1521
01:20:26,291 --> 01:20:28,125
Things are looking good.

1522
01:20:44,916 --> 01:20:46,041
Boss, it is not what you think.

1523
01:20:51,333 --> 01:20:52,916
I think you should leave.

1524
01:20:54,458 --> 01:20:57,250
I don't know these guys,
I'm not working with them.

1525
01:20:57,875 --> 01:21:00,916
I realized they were armed robbers
so I had to run away from them.

1526
01:21:01,583 --> 01:21:02,583
I cannot

1527
01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:05,500
‎have another criminal

1528
01:21:06,083 --> 01:21:06,916
‎on my team.

1529
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,000
-Not when I am trying to bounce back.
-I am not a criminal.

1530
01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:13,041
-I don't work with these guys.
-The stakes are too much for me, okay?

1531
01:21:14,791 --> 01:21:17,916
Please.

1532
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:18,958
Just go.

1533
01:21:19,791 --> 01:21:21,833
What about my sister?
How am I supposed to--

1534
01:21:21,916 --> 01:21:23,000
I don't care.

1535
01:21:25,083 --> 01:21:27,416
I don't care. Just get out.

1536
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:43,000
Now, I personally think that more can be
done to bridge the gender inequality gap.

1537
01:21:43,625 --> 01:21:48,583
According to the stats, women
earn only 77 cents for every dollar

1538
01:21:48,666 --> 01:21:51,166
that men earn for the same amount of work.

1539
01:21:55,875 --> 01:22:00,250
My star! In the flesh!

1540
01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:01,875
-How are you, man?
-I'm fine.

1541
01:22:01,958 --> 01:22:08,208
Look at you! As you can see,
I was just reading a book

1542
01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:12,541
and all that good stuff. As you know,
I like to work with intellectual people.

1543
01:22:12,625 --> 01:22:14,916
-I hope you like reading as well, yes?
-Yes.

1544
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:18,666
Great. So tell me,
what made you change your mind?

1545
01:22:18,750 --> 01:22:21,416
Your speech about super stars.

1546
01:22:22,541 --> 01:22:23,750
Oh, that speech?

1547
01:22:23,833 --> 01:22:25,708
I stole it all from Twitter.

1548
01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:28,125
Can you imagine that?

1549
01:22:29,166 --> 01:22:31,000
Tell me, uh…

1550
01:22:31,625 --> 01:22:32,875
Another question I have.

1551
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:36,166
Does Chris know that you are here?

1552
01:22:36,708 --> 01:22:39,875
I am no longer with Chris.
I am done with him.

1553
01:22:40,583 --> 01:22:41,458
No way.

1554
01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:43,000
You know what that is?

1555
01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:46,791
That's music to my ears.

1556
01:22:46,875 --> 01:22:49,833
Stay there. Stay.

1557
01:22:49,916 --> 01:22:53,125
I have several packages for you my friend

1558
01:22:57,833 --> 01:23:00,916
I have in my hand a brand new iPhone.

1559
01:23:01,458 --> 01:23:05,166
I know you are not unto
this level of grind yet.

1560
01:23:05,750 --> 01:23:08,250
There you go, for you.
That's a brand new iPhone.

1561
01:23:08,333 --> 01:23:10,083
And to compliment that iPhone,

1562
01:23:10,166 --> 01:23:14,375
‎I have the latest airpods in town!

1563
01:23:16,208 --> 01:23:21,375
And last but certainly not the least.

1564
01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:24,916
I have the holy grail
of Blast Entertainment.

1565
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,958
Now once you put this on your finger,
you have officially joined the mob.

1566
01:23:29,458 --> 01:23:33,208
More like a marriage but
not of convenience, one of love.

1567
01:23:34,250 --> 01:23:37,333
Now, let us show you
the plans we have for you.

1568
01:23:52,833 --> 01:23:56,000
Okay. I don't think
we need to sell him some more.

1569
01:23:56,083 --> 01:23:59,333
I think this is the point
where we sign the contract.

1570
01:23:59,416 --> 01:24:00,750
I don't want to be a star.

1571
01:24:09,125 --> 01:24:10,500
And…

1572
01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:14,958
‎what exactly do you mean by,
‎"I don't want to be a star"?

1573
01:24:15,875 --> 01:24:18,041
I don't have time. I need money.

1574
01:24:18,666 --> 01:24:19,500
I need money.

1575
01:24:19,583 --> 01:24:22,916
You're going to get all the money
you want when you become a star, my boy!

1576
01:24:23,500 --> 01:24:24,958
Look, you don't understand.

1577
01:24:25,708 --> 01:24:26,833
I don't have time.

1578
01:24:27,416 --> 01:24:30,208
I need this money now,
bro. I need this money.

1579
01:24:30,291 --> 01:24:31,333
Immediately.

1580
01:24:37,458 --> 01:24:39,541
And what exactly do you need money for?

1581
01:24:41,250 --> 01:24:43,916
I can't tell you but
I promise to pay you back.

1582
01:24:44,416 --> 01:24:47,708
Even if it will take me to work
with you for ten years without salary.

1583
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:55,291
This is not some sort of game that
you and Chris are playing on me, is it?

1584
01:24:55,375 --> 01:24:57,750
I told you before,
I am no longer with Chris.

1585
01:24:58,250 --> 01:24:59,458
Believe me.

1586
01:25:00,541 --> 01:25:01,458
Okay.

1587
01:25:03,416 --> 01:25:04,416
Okay.

1588
01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:07,791
How much?

1589
01:25:07,875 --> 01:25:09,666
-Two million.
-Hmm?

1590
01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:13,083
The No Manner Comedy Tour
is not your typical tour.

1591
01:25:13,166 --> 01:25:15,708
It's actually a statement,
an upheaval that is going

1592
01:25:15,791 --> 01:25:17,000
to rock the very core of this nation.

1593
01:25:18,041 --> 01:25:20,916
I mean, I'm talking about all 36 states.

1594
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:24,041
You know, the finest
and the best comedians

1595
01:25:24,125 --> 01:25:26,291
‎from across the world, and even artistes.

1596
01:25:26,375 --> 01:25:28,125
You know, I mean
they're going to speak to the

1597
01:25:28,208 --> 01:25:30,625
very resilient spirit
of the average Nigerian.

1598
01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:33,291
It's the best thing
the country has seen, trust me.

1599
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:37,125
Okay. So, where is Ovie?

1600
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:15,625
They sent us a comedian.

1601
01:26:17,833 --> 01:26:20,916
Comedian? Please,
I'm not comedian. God forbid.

1602
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:24,125
Shut up! You're lying.
I have seen you on TV.

1603
01:26:26,875 --> 01:26:29,916
But I am not a big comedian.

1604
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:31,083
Then why did you lie?

1605
01:26:33,083 --> 01:26:36,416
Please don't be angry.
Here, I am not a comedian.

1606
01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:38,083
I only came to deliver.

1607
01:26:38,166 --> 01:26:39,750
They're playing on us, boss.

1608
01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:45,833
I'm not playing pranks.
You can search me. I have nothing on me.

1609
01:27:28,583 --> 01:27:29,750
Where is my money?

1610
01:27:57,125 --> 01:27:58,583
Wait.

1611
01:28:00,708 --> 01:28:01,750
Tell me a joke.

1612
01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:04,958
Hurry.

1613
01:29:09,583 --> 01:29:11,750
I hear cars.

1614
01:29:14,125 --> 01:29:15,750
You're running already.

1615
01:29:16,291 --> 01:29:17,333
-Trust me, you do not
-Sir, what happened?

1616
01:29:17,416 --> 01:29:18,625
-want to make that mistake with me.
-What is the problem?

1617
01:29:18,708 --> 01:29:19,791
Aren't you going?

1618
01:29:19,875 --> 01:29:22,125
Return my stuff else,

1619
01:29:22,708 --> 01:29:27,125
‎I'll hunt you down and I will destroy you.

1620
01:29:28,916 --> 01:29:31,666
Are you going to leave Chris behind?

1621
01:29:32,541 --> 01:29:35,750
Your own partner? He's a sitting duck!

1622
01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:37,875
You know what?

1623
01:29:38,666 --> 01:29:40,583
You have till eight pm

1624
01:29:41,333 --> 01:29:43,083
‎to return my stuff.

1625
01:29:49,083 --> 01:29:53,166
Ladies and gentlemen, join me as I welcome

1626
01:29:53,250 --> 01:29:57,291
to the stage the one
and only great comedian of our time,

1627
01:29:57,375 --> 01:29:59,500
Ovie!

1628
01:30:06,666 --> 01:30:08,375
-Yeah, yeah. Area!
-Hey!

1629
01:30:08,458 --> 01:30:10,291
-Area!
-Hey!

1630
01:30:10,375 --> 01:30:11,541
That's right.

1631
01:30:11,625 --> 01:30:14,708
It's every man for himself
in this life, do you understand?

1632
01:30:14,791 --> 01:30:17,791
If you do not work hard,
someone else will work you hard.

1633
01:30:19,625 --> 01:30:22,291
Someone wanted
to defraud a Warri man like me.

1634
01:30:23,708 --> 01:30:27,333
He didn't speak English
or Pidgin, he spoke French.

1635
01:30:28,250 --> 01:30:31,416
‎The fraudster said, "Le fue fe te c'est…"

1636
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:36,208
I do not understand French,
but I decided to try to speak it.

1637
01:30:36,291 --> 01:30:39,041
‎Then I told him,
‎"Fle te tu c'est fue le. Ce te fue le."

1638
01:30:39,125 --> 01:30:41,291
The guy said, "Fue te ce te fue le."

1639
01:30:41,375 --> 01:30:43,500
I responded, "Fu tu sue te swell le."

1640
01:30:43,583 --> 01:30:45,541
So, the both of us
kept speaking gibberish.

1641
01:30:45,625 --> 01:30:48,000
The guy then said
we are speaking rubbish, bro.

1642
01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:52,000
I did not fall for it.

1643
01:30:54,458 --> 01:30:57,666
The guy started running away.
I then told him come back.

1644
01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:01,958
Please clap if I am doing well.

1645
01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:04,166
That's right.

1646
01:31:04,250 --> 01:31:08,083
If you study well,
you'll find out that things are growing.

1647
01:31:08,166 --> 01:31:10,083
Animals are growing
and becoming like humans.

1648
01:31:10,166 --> 01:31:11,875
Do you know dogs now talk?

1649
01:31:12,583 --> 01:31:14,125
Yes, dogs speak.

1650
01:31:14,666 --> 01:31:17,166
I once went to a place
wearing a particular type of shoes.

1651
01:31:17,250 --> 01:31:18,458
If you saw the shoes…

1652
01:31:18,541 --> 01:31:20,208
Even I was scared of the shoes.

1653
01:31:20,291 --> 01:31:21,958
Right now, I'm a chic guy.

1654
01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:23,250
If you had seen the shoes…

1655
01:31:23,333 --> 01:31:24,958
Their dog saw me only once
and said to me howling, "Bro…

1656
01:31:26,083 --> 01:31:28,500
Bro, your shoes are terrible!"

1657
01:31:32,291 --> 01:31:37,000
I then said… Yeah.

1658
01:31:37,083 --> 01:31:38,750
That's right.

1659
01:31:38,833 --> 01:31:40,208
With all the jokes I have cracked,

1660
01:31:40,291 --> 01:31:42,000
some people are still not impressed.

1661
01:31:42,083 --> 01:31:43,166
Hey bro, smile a bit.

1662
01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:47,000
At least laugh so we can see your teeth.

1663
01:31:48,250 --> 01:31:49,791
Please, close it.

1664
01:31:49,875 --> 01:31:51,541
Is that 32 or 29?

1665
01:31:53,541 --> 01:31:55,541
So, this life is a setup.

1666
01:31:55,625 --> 01:31:57,625
It will tempt you to mess up.

1667
01:31:57,708 --> 01:32:00,833
Nowadays, girls are loving up
and the men are ganging up.

1668
01:32:06,291 --> 01:32:08,291
You're looking good.

1669
01:32:10,708 --> 01:32:14,041
Please put your hands together for
that young man that just walked in.

1670
01:32:16,875 --> 01:32:20,250
Put your hands together
for this my guy too.

1671
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:25,500
Chairman.

1672
01:32:25,583 --> 01:32:26,875
You came as well?

1673
01:32:28,208 --> 01:32:30,458
These guys I just told you to clap for…

1674
01:32:31,291 --> 01:32:32,250
They are here to kill me.

1675
01:32:34,625 --> 01:32:35,791
This guy is a clown.

1676
01:33:15,750 --> 01:33:16,750
-Ovie.
-Chris.

1677
01:33:16,833 --> 01:33:18,208
-Are you okay?
-What are you doing here?

1678
01:33:18,291 --> 01:33:19,125
I was looking for you.

1679
01:33:19,208 --> 01:33:22,375
Please miss me with
the happy reunion bullshit!

1680
01:33:24,250 --> 01:33:25,500
Where is my money, Ovie?

1681
01:33:26,875 --> 01:33:28,291
What is he talking about?

1682
01:33:28,375 --> 01:33:30,333
I'm going to ask you one more time.

1683
01:33:31,083 --> 01:33:34,250
Where is my money?

1684
01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:38,458
Ovie, what is he talking about?
What money is he talking about?

1685
01:33:38,541 --> 01:33:39,708
Oh…

1686
01:33:41,916 --> 01:33:43,250
You don't know where my money is, huh?

1687
01:33:47,666 --> 01:33:50,833
Wait.

1688
01:33:52,166 --> 01:33:53,416
Have it.

1689
01:33:54,750 --> 01:33:55,958
What's this for?

1690
01:33:56,041 --> 01:33:59,625
Why are you acting like you do not
know what to do with a weapon, Chris?

1691
01:34:00,500 --> 01:34:02,125
You killed Leah after all.

1692
01:34:02,666 --> 01:34:05,000
I didn't kill Leah, okay?

1693
01:34:05,083 --> 01:34:07,583
You gave her the drugs
she overdosed on. You killed Leah.

1694
01:34:11,083 --> 01:34:12,125
That's true.

1695
01:34:12,833 --> 01:34:16,416
Boys, yes I did. I killed her.

1696
01:34:18,291 --> 01:34:19,875
I forgot. I'm sorry.

1697
01:34:19,958 --> 01:34:23,875
But guess who took the fall for it? You.

1698
01:34:25,541 --> 01:34:26,375
You're evil.

1699
01:34:28,583 --> 01:34:32,375
Since we all like playing games,
how about we play a fun game, Chris?

1700
01:34:34,625 --> 01:34:37,416
I am going to give you
until the count of ten

1701
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:40,583
to put a bullet through Ovie's head.

1702
01:34:41,541 --> 01:34:42,416
What?!

1703
01:34:43,250 --> 01:34:44,500
And if you do not,

1704
01:34:45,916 --> 01:34:49,958
I am going to have
my minions here shoot the both of you.

1705
01:34:51,458 --> 01:34:52,375
Ten!

1706
01:34:52,458 --> 01:34:54,083
Ovie, give him back his money.

1707
01:34:54,166 --> 01:34:55,333
Nine!

1708
01:34:55,416 --> 01:34:58,375
-Listen to me, give him back his money.
-Where is my money?

1709
01:34:58,458 --> 01:34:59,666
I know Boye, he's dangerous.

1710
01:34:59,750 --> 01:35:01,791
Where is my money, Ovie?!

1711
01:35:01,875 --> 01:35:02,750
Eight!

1712
01:35:02,833 --> 01:35:04,708
-Give him back his money please, Ovie.
-Seven!

1713
01:35:04,791 --> 01:35:06,125
You need to calm down, Boye.

1714
01:35:06,208 --> 01:35:08,750
Where is my fucking money? Six!

1715
01:35:08,833 --> 01:35:11,750
I said give him back his money.
Where is his goddamn money?

1716
01:35:11,833 --> 01:35:13,416
-You need to calm down, Boye.
-Four!

1717
01:35:13,500 --> 01:35:14,458
‎Calm down.
‎I am trying to get your money for you.

1718
01:35:15,083 --> 01:35:16,541
-Three!
-Ovie, I'm going to shoot you.

1719
01:35:16,625 --> 01:35:18,208
‎-Two!
‎-Give him back his money.

1720
01:35:18,291 --> 01:35:19,583
-Ovie, listen to me.
-Two!

1721
01:35:19,666 --> 01:35:21,083
-Ovie, don't allow me do this.
-One!

1722
01:35:33,041 --> 01:35:36,208
He thought the gun had bullets.

1723
01:35:39,750 --> 01:35:40,916
I told you guys.

1724
01:35:42,625 --> 01:35:43,958
Yes.

1725
01:35:45,291 --> 01:35:47,666
Now, here is how this
is going to play out.

1726
01:35:50,208 --> 01:35:54,791
Initially, I wanted to kill just Ovie
but I thought about it and the truth is…

1727
01:35:57,166 --> 01:35:58,333
I've got to hand it to you.

1728
01:36:00,166 --> 01:36:04,208
You are quite skilled
at discovering talent.

1729
01:36:06,166 --> 01:36:09,291
And I do not need that type
of pressure in my space right now.

1730
01:36:11,416 --> 01:36:13,083
So, I have decided to kill both of you.

1731
01:36:13,166 --> 01:36:15,500
This is between you
and me. Boye wait, don't…

1732
01:36:15,583 --> 01:36:18,416
-Leave him out of this please.
-Boys, kill!

1733
01:36:29,166 --> 01:36:31,291
You are under arrest, Mr. Boye Agbaje.

1734
01:36:32,791 --> 01:36:35,416
Officer, you are making a mistake. That is
the man you should be arresting, not me.

1735
01:36:36,208 --> 01:36:38,833
For your information, we have
listened to all your confessions.

1736
01:36:39,541 --> 01:36:40,708
Officer, cuff him.

1737
01:36:43,833 --> 01:36:45,750
You have till eight p.m.

1738
01:37:07,083 --> 01:37:08,666
Do not think that this is over.

1739
01:37:10,458 --> 01:37:11,583
'Cause it is not.

1740
01:37:12,708 --> 01:37:15,708
Not by a long shot, my friend.

1741
01:37:16,708 --> 01:37:17,541
Yeah.

1742
01:37:31,250 --> 01:37:36,375
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome
to the Naija Stand-up Comedy Contest.

1743
01:37:37,458 --> 01:37:40,333
Get ready to meet the contestants.

1744
01:37:51,375 --> 01:37:52,750
Hello!

1745
01:37:52,833 --> 01:37:53,708
Hi!

1746
01:37:53,791 --> 01:37:54,916
-How y'all doing?
-We're doing well.

1747
01:37:55,916 --> 01:37:57,375
What's up everybody?

1748
01:37:59,708 --> 01:38:01,291
Good evening everyone. My name is Fav.

1749
01:38:09,291 --> 01:38:11,541
Ovie.

1750
01:38:12,416 --> 01:38:17,041
Watching Nollywood films these
days is like the battle of the accents.

1751
01:38:17,750 --> 01:38:21,916
You don't know if it is a Nigerian film
you're watching, or a British film,

1752
01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:23,500
or an American film.

1753
01:38:23,583 --> 01:38:25,750
There are just collisions of accents.

1754
01:38:25,833 --> 01:38:31,708
I was supposed to be here by six but
unfortunately I got here by ten o'clock,

1755
01:38:31,791 --> 01:38:34,500
because our bus fell inside water.

1756
01:38:34,583 --> 01:38:36,416
They should just give me this money.

1757
01:38:38,041 --> 01:38:41,000
I've realized that Nigerian women
don't like Made in Nigeria products again.

1758
01:38:41,083 --> 01:38:42,208
Fortunately though

1759
01:38:42,291 --> 01:38:47,250
I have to use the power God gave me
like, you know how Jesus did in the Bible…

1760
01:38:47,333 --> 01:38:49,291
British accents
collide with American accents.

1761
01:38:49,375 --> 01:38:50,875
American accents also
collide with Jamaican accents.

1762
01:38:50,958 --> 01:38:52,791
At the end of the day, you are confused.

1763
01:38:52,875 --> 01:38:54,125
You will come out of Nollywood theatre

1764
01:38:54,208 --> 01:38:55,916
and begin to speak different… in tongues.

1765
01:38:56,708 --> 01:38:58,041
Crazy.

1766
01:38:58,125 --> 01:39:02,166
If you ask them, why all these foreign
hair. They will say it is real human hair.

1767
01:39:02,250 --> 01:39:03,666
Please are your hairs animal hairs?

1768
01:39:05,541 --> 01:39:10,375
They should just give me
this money because I need it.

1769
01:39:13,458 --> 01:39:17,041
Even if I don't deserve it, my trouser
deserves to win the five million.

1770
01:39:18,083 --> 01:39:19,625
When a woman calls
to ask a guy, "Are you home?"

1771
01:39:19,708 --> 01:39:21,041
He will say he is despite being broke.

1772
01:39:22,333 --> 01:39:24,791
The man will borrow money to cook.

1773
01:39:24,875 --> 01:39:27,000
Some boys will go
to petrol stations to buy fuel on credit,

1774
01:39:27,083 --> 01:39:28,416
just to turn their generators.

1775
01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:30,875
Just to impress you.

1776
01:39:30,958 --> 01:39:34,833
That is why when you visit a guy,
because he has borrowed money to do things

1777
01:39:34,916 --> 01:39:36,708
and he touches you
and you say, "Excuse me,

1778
01:39:36,791 --> 01:39:38,791
is that why I'm here?
Excuse me, I don't understand.

1779
01:39:39,916 --> 01:39:41,958
Before you know it,
the generator will go off.

1780
01:39:42,958 --> 01:39:45,250
He has to save it
for the next girl., Hello?

1781
01:39:46,083 --> 01:39:48,250
One girl went to charge
her phone at a burial ceremony.

1782
01:39:49,333 --> 01:39:52,000
She plugged the phone.
And because the casket

1783
01:39:52,083 --> 01:39:55,000
is an electric casket,
it was plugged as well.

1784
01:39:55,083 --> 01:39:58,041
The girl unplugged the
casket to plug her phone.

1785
01:39:58,125 --> 01:40:00,250
So the dead body began to discharge.

1786
01:40:01,166 --> 01:40:02,958
He began discharging really fast.

1787
01:40:03,458 --> 01:40:05,750
So, the girl continued
to charge her phone.

1788
01:40:05,833 --> 01:40:11,208
At the grave yard, another girl fell
into the grave while hustling for food.

1789
01:40:12,375 --> 01:40:16,541
So as she fell into the
grave, I called out for help.

1790
01:40:16,625 --> 01:40:19,458
As people came around, the girl saw a man

1791
01:40:19,541 --> 01:40:21,666
she owed money among those
who come to her rescue.

1792
01:40:21,750 --> 01:40:23,875
So, the girl began to hide in the grave.

1793
01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:26,000
So…

1794
01:40:32,250 --> 01:40:34,083
-Wait.
-Leave your name. Get out.

1795
01:40:35,916 --> 01:40:38,958
My name is Jafu! I love you.

1796
01:40:39,041 --> 01:40:42,083
We attended a marriage ceremony
at a particular village.

1797
01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:44,708
Once we arrived, everyone came around.

1798
01:40:45,250 --> 01:40:48,500
We did not know that the
whole village had just one hymn book.

1799
01:40:48,583 --> 01:40:54,208
The choir master usually calls
the poem and they will respond.

1800
01:40:54,291 --> 01:40:56,041
Little did we know that the
man's glasses were missing.

1801
01:40:56,125 --> 01:40:59,208
He had forgotten that we would believe
anything he says is from the hymn book.

1802
01:40:59,291 --> 01:41:02,541
The man then said,
"My eyes are bad, I cannot see."

1803
01:41:02,625 --> 01:41:03,750
The whole congregation began to sing

1804
01:41:03,833 --> 01:41:09,833
‎My eyes are bad, I cannot see.

1805
01:41:09,916 --> 01:41:11,750
He got upset and shouted "Oh, shit!"

1806
01:41:11,833 --> 01:41:15,541
The congregation went, "Oh, shit."

1807
01:41:20,208 --> 01:41:24,000
Ovie!

1808
01:41:25,208 --> 01:41:28,625
It's been a fiercely contested
competition here tonight.

1809
01:41:29,291 --> 01:41:32,375
And we are down to two finalists…

1810
01:41:32,916 --> 01:41:34,333
Ovie and Jafu.

1811
01:41:34,416 --> 01:41:36,458
Ladies and gentlemen,
a round of applause for them.

1812
01:41:36,541 --> 01:41:37,958
A round of applause.

1813
01:41:40,041 --> 01:41:40,958
Okay,

1814
01:41:41,708 --> 01:41:44,250
‎just so you know once again.

1815
01:41:44,333 --> 01:41:48,833
The winner of this competition
gets five million naira in cash,

1816
01:41:50,416 --> 01:41:52,708
a weekend getaway to Dubai…

1817
01:41:54,708 --> 01:41:56,333
Keep the applause going.

1818
01:41:56,416 --> 01:42:00,541
…an SUV, 2022 model.

1819
01:42:04,125 --> 01:42:06,333
I like to inform you,
ladies and gentlemen,

1820
01:42:06,916 --> 01:42:09,291
the judges have decided.

1821
01:42:11,875 --> 01:42:13,166
Ladies and gentlemen,

1822
01:42:14,750 --> 01:42:19,791
the winner of this competition
tonight is no other person than…

1823
01:42:20,583 --> 01:42:21,416
Wow.

1824
01:42:24,666 --> 01:42:25,958
The winner is…

1825
01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:29,000
Ovie!

1826
01:42:31,916 --> 01:42:33,208
Wow.

1827
01:42:33,791 --> 01:42:37,708
Congratulations, Ovie. You did it.

1828
01:42:41,541 --> 01:42:43,708
Congrats.

1829
01:42:46,333 --> 01:42:47,166
‎Congrats.

1830
01:42:48,958 --> 01:42:51,625
Don't worry, better days are ahead.

1831
01:43:01,208 --> 01:43:02,833
On behalf of the jury,

1832
01:43:03,625 --> 01:43:05,666
I hereby present to you

1833
01:43:06,208 --> 01:43:10,583
a cheque of five million naira.

1834
01:43:18,208 --> 01:43:19,541
Yeah!

1835
01:43:21,041 --> 01:43:23,291
You did it. I knew you could do it.

1836
01:43:24,750 --> 01:43:26,541
Oh my God.

1837
01:43:32,166 --> 01:43:33,708
Congratulations.

1838
01:43:33,791 --> 01:43:35,875
-Yeah.
-I have something to tell you.

1839
01:43:36,666 --> 01:43:38,041
I quit my job.

1840
01:43:38,125 --> 01:43:39,625
-Really?
-Yes.

1841
01:43:39,708 --> 01:43:40,833
What about your dad?

1842
01:43:40,916 --> 01:43:42,333
-Oh, don't worry.
-Won't he be mad at you?

1843
01:43:42,416 --> 01:43:44,791
Don't worry, he already did his worst.

1844
01:43:45,500 --> 01:43:48,750
He froze my account
and then seized my car.

1845
01:43:49,333 --> 01:43:50,166
Wow.

1846
01:43:50,916 --> 01:43:52,875
Anyway, let's celebrate.

1847
01:43:53,958 --> 01:43:55,083
Yes!

1848
01:43:56,708 --> 01:43:57,708
Yeah.

1849
01:43:58,291 --> 01:44:01,250
‎-I'm good.
‎-Look at you. Congratulations once again.

1850
01:44:01,333 --> 01:44:04,583
Thank you very much.
Thank you for always being there for me.

1851
01:44:04,666 --> 01:44:06,166
-It's fine.
-Oh.

1852
01:44:09,041 --> 01:44:12,333
Small trouble, I already got
the money. I will be on my way.

1853
01:44:13,125 --> 01:44:14,000
Ha…

1854
01:44:14,791 --> 01:44:15,666
Really?

1855
01:44:16,208 --> 01:44:18,208
Thank God. When are you coming?

1856
01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:21,916
That will be in five days.

1857
01:44:22,750 --> 01:44:23,666
Ah!

1858
01:44:24,208 --> 01:44:25,208
What happened?

1859
01:44:25,916 --> 01:44:26,916
Nothing.

1860
01:44:27,000 --> 01:44:29,250
‎Tomorrow is the wedding.
‎Dewor planned it already.

1861
01:44:32,791 --> 01:44:33,750
Janet.

1862
01:44:34,666 --> 01:44:35,500
Janet!

1863
01:44:35,583 --> 01:44:36,458
Ah!

1864
01:44:37,041 --> 01:44:39,916
-What's wrong?
-Look, I have to go to Warri now.

1865
01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:42,000
-Go where?
-Warri. Now!

1866
01:44:59,083 --> 01:45:00,666
Looking at you…

1867
01:45:02,250 --> 01:45:05,208
I see a fresh morning flower
that has never been plucked.

1868
01:45:07,291 --> 01:45:09,625
The morning flower that
still has some dew on it.

1869
01:45:10,208 --> 01:45:11,291
Soft.

1870
01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:17,083
I can't wait for you to be my wife.

1871
01:45:18,250 --> 01:45:20,500
Do you understand? I mean it.

1872
01:45:23,833 --> 01:45:25,041
Beautiful lady.

1873
01:45:30,750 --> 01:45:31,583
My girl.

1874
01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:41,083
Alright, start.

1875
01:45:42,166 --> 01:45:45,416
-My people, I greet you!
-Hail!

1876
01:45:46,041 --> 01:45:50,541
I give you till eight pm
and if I don't get my money…

1877
01:45:50,625 --> 01:45:52,166
I give you till four forty-five pm.

1878
01:45:52,250 --> 01:45:55,625
Who is this? Are you blind? Are you mad?

1879
01:45:55,708 --> 01:45:58,250
Hello Bro, what's up?

1880
01:45:58,333 --> 01:46:00,875
-Hot water, it's really you.
-I greet you sir.

1881
01:46:01,541 --> 01:46:06,416
Today in the presence
of the Lord and everyone gathered here,

1882
01:46:06,500 --> 01:46:10,250
Dewor and Janet are
here to be joined together in marriage.

1883
01:46:10,333 --> 01:46:11,875
Isn't that right?

1884
01:46:13,208 --> 01:46:15,333
-You've made it?
-Yes I have.

1885
01:46:15,416 --> 01:46:17,000
Is that your girlfriend?

1886
01:46:17,083 --> 01:46:18,458
Ah, boss.

1887
01:46:18,541 --> 01:46:20,250
-I'll be with you shortly.
-Do you know him?

1888
01:46:21,208 --> 01:46:23,208
Um, not really, no.

1889
01:46:23,291 --> 01:46:24,750
Come down and
greet your friend. Come down!

1890
01:46:27,750 --> 01:46:29,750
Alright… I want to ask a question.

1891
01:46:31,666 --> 01:46:35,875
Is there anyone that doesn't
want this marriage to take place,

1892
01:46:35,958 --> 01:46:38,416
you can speak now
or forever hold your peace.

1893
01:46:39,875 --> 01:46:41,500
Don't worry, I'll take care
of you. Trust me.

1894
01:46:42,083 --> 01:46:43,291
Okay?

1895
01:46:44,625 --> 01:46:45,833
-Alright!
-Wait!

1896
01:46:50,291 --> 01:46:51,625
I'm here with your money.

1897
01:46:52,416 --> 01:46:53,250
Leave my sister.

1898
01:46:59,875 --> 01:47:00,791
Where is the money?

1899
01:47:03,291 --> 01:47:04,875
This is a cheque of five million.

1900
01:47:05,500 --> 01:47:08,000
But if you want cash it will
be ready in five days time.

1901
01:47:08,083 --> 01:47:09,000
Cheque.

1902
01:47:09,833 --> 01:47:11,583
Give him the documents.

1903
01:47:12,833 --> 01:47:13,791
Where is the cheque?

1904
01:47:15,166 --> 01:47:16,125
Continue.

1905
01:47:18,291 --> 01:47:19,291
I say continue.

1906
01:47:19,916 --> 01:47:21,750
-Boss.
-Continue the marriage.

1907
01:47:23,208 --> 01:47:24,541
-So…
-Area!

1908
01:47:24,625 --> 01:47:26,833
Which area? I said continue, don't panic.

1909
01:47:54,708 --> 01:47:57,291
Release my friend's sister
before we deal with you.

1910
01:47:58,125 --> 01:48:00,166
Are you threatening me
with these toddlers?

1911
01:48:01,166 --> 01:48:04,666
What will you do?
Order your boys to shoot at us all.

1912
01:48:04,750 --> 01:48:07,208
This document is fake.

1913
01:48:07,291 --> 01:48:08,250
Fake?

1914
01:48:10,833 --> 01:48:12,333
Ha!

1915
01:48:12,416 --> 01:48:16,000
You have punished me over
a fake document all this while.

1916
01:48:16,875 --> 01:48:20,166
So you have deceived me
with a fake document for months.

1917
01:48:20,791 --> 01:48:22,083
You are wicked.

1918
01:48:22,666 --> 01:48:24,333
You are a bad person.

1919
01:48:25,375 --> 01:48:28,500
And I tell you that
you will suffer for it in this town.

1920
01:48:29,750 --> 01:48:31,291
Give me my cheque.

1921
01:48:31,375 --> 01:48:33,000
Give him his nonsense cheque.

1922
01:48:37,041 --> 01:48:37,916
Wicked man.

1923
01:48:38,000 --> 01:48:40,250
Your evil has ended in this town.

1924
01:48:40,791 --> 01:48:41,666
Evil man!

1925
01:48:41,750 --> 01:48:44,166
How do you feel? Are you alright?

1926
01:48:44,250 --> 01:48:46,083
-Chris? Okay.
-Very wicked man.

1927
01:48:46,166 --> 01:48:47,541
-Chris.
-God will punish you.

1928
01:48:47,625 --> 01:48:48,666
-Idiot!
-Chris wants to speak to you.

1929
01:48:48,750 --> 01:48:50,208
-Chris?
-Yes.

1930
01:48:50,708 --> 01:48:51,750
Hello, Chris.

1931
01:48:53,208 --> 01:48:55,666
Really? Yeah!

1932
01:48:55,750 --> 01:48:57,166
We've gotten the investment.

1933
01:48:57,250 --> 01:48:59,000
Thank you, Chris. Yeah!

1934
01:48:59,958 --> 01:49:01,375
Chris wait, I'll call you back.

1935
01:49:02,916 --> 01:49:05,208
Thank God. Yes!

1936
01:49:05,291 --> 01:49:07,291
Yes! We've made it.

1937
01:49:07,375 --> 01:49:09,541
Yeah! God is good.

1938
01:49:15,500 --> 01:49:20,166
Fifty husbands
and fifty wives were looking…

1939
01:49:20,250 --> 01:49:23,333
you will must all pay attention,
no mathematician will understand me,

1940
01:49:24,083 --> 01:49:24,916
‎…who was the most handsome.

1941
01:49:27,416 --> 01:49:28,208
Is that not your friend?

1942
01:49:28,333 --> 01:49:29,250
‎My brother, I have something to say…

1943
01:49:29,333 --> 01:49:30,083
Yeah.

1944
01:49:30,166 --> 01:49:32,333
You'll have been ruled for eight
years and you don't understand.

1945
01:49:32,416 --> 01:49:34,416
-And you want to understand me.
-He's funny, actually.

1946
01:49:34,500 --> 01:49:37,333
-Never.
-He's very interesting. Oh, boy.

1947
01:49:37,416 --> 01:49:41,166
Thank you very much. My name is Ovie.

1948
01:49:41,250 --> 01:49:43,125
And I'm a stand-up comedian.

1949
01:49:47,916 --> 01:49:49,708
I think I know where
we're going from here.

1950
01:49:50,333 --> 01:49:51,791
-Hmm?
-Hmm.

1951
01:49:56,000 --> 01:49:58,250
This is the police. Open up!

1952
01:52:31,208 --> 01:52:32,041
‎Subtitle translation by: Ayolope Koiki