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You don't have a clue
When you call that a tune
Your little folly You will follow
Folly, follow
It's no Vivaldi
No Requiem by Verdi
THE WANNABES
Your little folly You will follow
Folly, follow
Some words
To meet someone new
To change our lives
One last hope
Spring, winter, summer
The month of August, who cares?
No more boxing gloves
Stevie Wonder on the jukebox
Your little folly
You will follow
Folly, follow
You're not funny
When you say I'm not trendy
Your little folly
You will follow
Folly, follow...
Bravo, Etienne! You were great.
I love that song.
Who else wants to dazzle us
with their singing talents?
Hey, goatee! We haven't heard you yet.
I quit.
I left singing behind.
Anyone else?
Miss, come on up!
Veterinarian.
Snow queen.
And you?
I want to be famous.
For 6 months now.
An economic crisis...
Welcome to Name That Price, the show that's tip tip?
Top!
This Aqua Clean toilet is compatible with your cell phone!
- 75 euros. - 1,500.
65 euros.
Need help, Daniel?
Yeah. Where are the music videos?
I see you still don't understand.
This is an appliance store.
We don't watch videos.
Barbecue demos are better?
- Electric plancha. - What?
It's an electric plancha. It's mine.
Step 1: OIL
Why'd you film your barbecue?
2 burners. 5 temperature settings. Wheels and utensils included.
At 286.95 euros, it's more than just a barbecue.
Right.
So I have to watch you cook sausages all day?
- You didn't even poke holes. - To keep the fat in.
What do you care?
I manage this department.
From the dryers... to the printers.
Ok.
So you're not in charge of the stereos?
No.
Got it. Perfect.
You know what?
There!
Bravo, Daniel. Great!
Yeah.
Watch.
Of course, obviously!
Two can play.
Great, awesome!
What's going on?
Patricia, tell Daniel I'm manager here.
But you're not, Stéphane.
Idriss is manager.
You haven't been promoted yet.
Back to work.
Time to open.
Play store video.
Playing store video...
Asshole.
Say again?
Asshole.
Here you go. I tried it, it works great.
Have a nice day.
Thanks.
I'd like some advice about an oven.
Sure.
I have a problem with the microwave.
See my colleague.
I'm on break.
I "like" you
Thanks for all the love
I "like" you...
Daniel. What are you doing?
I'm sick of seeing Stéphane's mug on a loop.
Aren't you?
That's Esteban Lopes.
I hate it.
The lyrics are so weak.
His vocal range is limited.
He's a wedding singer.
You know music.
Yeah, I know the basics.
Are you kidding me?
Those damn repairmen.
Could you bring dessert?
I got all the meat.
Right, your thing tonight!
- My plancha party. - Sorry, I can't.
Shit!
My in-laws are here, you know.
Fun night for ldriss!
Sorry, I can't make it either.
I have my son.
- So, Nadine? - No.
- You're busy too? - I'm busy too.
What rotten luck!
No biggie.
I'll freeze the meat. The plancha has a defrost setting.
- Another time. - Right, another time!
Yet again.
Another time, perfect!
Hang on, Steph!
Since tonight's tricky, can you close the store?
I got your back, bro.
Awesome, I'm counting on you!
Ok.
Hey, uncle!
- 'Sup? - Hi Bastien. ls your mom inside?
You bet. We're here.
Then I'll go in.
Hey Daniel. Don't worry. I'll keep watch.
If shit hits the fan,
I'm here, bro.
This is my turf. Everyone knows me.
Someone hassles you, we school the bastard.
We kick his ass.
Right, cool.
We break his face. Fuck his mother.
Very reassuring.
Even his father.
- Don't hesitate. - I won't.
Retard.
So...
"I leave my house to my children Laurence and Daniel Santini."
You still live in the house, Mr. Santini?
Correct.
You'll figure that out.
The inheritance tax
is 17,508 euros, to which we add...
Hang on, what's that?
I don't have that.
Well, then...
We have to sell the house, Daniel!
We can't sell my house.
It's not your house. It's both of ours.
It sucks, but it's the only way we can pay the tax.
What'|| I do? Have you seen the cost of housing?
I'm not a real estate agent.
You'll figure it out. I don't have the money either.
My doctor gave me a month's sick leave.
We can't take out a loan, right?
I'm not a banker either, Ms. Santini.
What'|| I do? I don't want to live with you.
Definitely not.
That's out. I'm exhausted.
Bastien is being a total jerk. Forget it.
So I camp under a bridge or something? Great.
Don't you have a friend?
You're a grownup now, figure it out!
Sorry, ma'am.
Do you know an agent who could appraise the house?
For the last time, I'm not in real estate or banking.
I'm a notary.
Of course, stupid me.
17,000, shit!
So, you're all here.
Bad news.
The head office says this store will close definitively
in 2 months.
We saw it coming. Closures all around us.
Those on permanent contracts will be transferred.
For the others, I'm sorry.
Isabelle, Gaylord,
Daniel, we have to let you go.
Questions?
Stéphane?
Will there be a closing party?
What kind of question is that?
As president of the events committee, I do the buffet.
- The buffet? - Yes, the buffet!
Appetizers, nibbles, antipasti...
C'mon!
How about an Italian theme? I'll make bruschetta.
Let's discuss it later.
Meanwhile, I need 2 volunteers.
Thanks, Stéphane.
For inventory, tomorrow night.
The night shift pays double.
Shit. I'll do it.
Good. Daniel and Stéphane.
- Yes.
That's right. I'd like to apply for that loan.
The loan is for
a Galactic X Pro mobile phone at 850.90 euros...
Yes.
A Freeze Me electric sorbet maker at 63...
Electric sorbet maker.
Right, to make sorbet.
I know I'm in the red
but my boss is about to make me manager.
Hello?
Daniel.
No drinking on the job.
Last week on Villa of secrets...
- You're a teacher? - Yes.
Name That Price is on!
Time to guess the prices of the items in our shop window.
I love Fred Costa.
How much for the wine cellar?
450.
372 euros.
That's a Leko wine cellar. 450 euros.
No, it was 450 euros. Too bad, Sylvie!
So close.
How much for this smoothie blender?
99 euros.
70 euros.
70 euros?
70 euros.
Barbara...
99 euros, ouch!
One more chance at the 20,000.
How much for this fridge-TV?
1,490.
2,100? 2,100 euros.
Jonathan...
1,490 euros...
What a shame!
What?
How much is this?
The FriFri Fryer?
99.90.
The Sundig FPX-10 microwave?
124.99.
We need to get to work.
Don't be silly. Everyone who works here knows prices.
No, nobody else does.
You must be kind of like Rain Man.
- Above-average IQ? - No, below.
Or autistic or something.
We'll be on TV, it'll be great.
No thanks, Daniel.
C'mon, Stéphane.
We can make big bucks!
If we empty the shop window we win 100,000 euros.
We could use it, right?
What are you implying?
I overheard you saying you're in the red.
Stop right there. We're different.
I'll soon have a top job.
I won't miss work for a stupid game show.
Registration Form
Hi.
Sorry Blaise, no more coconut milk.
The 15-to-25s are watching The Villa of Secrets.
But I expected a better launch for Name That Price.
Ratings have improved.
That's not the problem.
Your contestants are too bland.
Hey, everybody.
Léa, what am I taping today again?
Sing Sing?
It's Name That Price today, Fred.
Ok. Anyone wanna do interval training with me?
Sure, we're totally dressed for it.
We're in a meeting.
Ok! Hard at work.
Later.
Right. Any ideas?
Yes.
Do It Your Way has a contestant with Asperger's.
The ratings are through the roof.
So FX and I were thinking: Dawn's syndrome.
Like the telethon.
Anything else?
- A friend's sister has Down's... - Forget it.
Here's a new idea.
Atypical contestants.
- Oddballs, a bit naive... - Halfwits?
No, geez.
People with no self-awareness.
We've got some.
Perfect.
Employee of the month and a Johnny Depp wannabe.
Bravo, ladies!
Great duet! Hard to choose between you.
Let's see the votes.
Laura wins with the most votes!
Nice job, Laura.
Clarisse, the adventure ends here.
It was a joy to sing with Laura.
Maybe see you on another game?
Or for dinner?
Just kidding. No lawsuits!
Laura, on to the next step...
Yes?
Sorry, didn't know the owner was in!
Who are you?
Thierry Barré, real estate agent.
Here for an appraisal.
Laurence gave me the keys.
Great potential!
What should I visit first?
Start with the front yard!
You need to take a guess
First clue is desire
Second clue is...
- Pleasure! - Laughter...
No, it was pleasure! What a shame, Laura!
You have one more chance.
You can pick the Super Bonus or...
- Hello? - Daniel Santini?
Yes?
Any other openings? We work today.
- I'm afraid not. - We'll be there!
- I'll call Stéphane Chevalier. - No need, I'll tell him!
Auditions end at 3 pm.
We'll be there on time!
See you then.
- Done. - They're coming?
Coming.
Daniel!
Scoff all you like. It goes 35kmh downhill.
And that van of yours pollutes.
This is ridiculous.
A conspiracy against us.
I won't stay another minute.
Come on, Stéphane.
I love my job. My dream is to be manager.
She'll only clip your wings! Let's go.
Why would I have done that?
Someone framed us.
Did you check who badged in first?
No, I didn't bother. You two did inventory last night.
This morning we found 2 phones in your lockers.
You know our policy.
You know what happens when employees steal.
C'mon, it's pointless.
I did everything you asked.
Overtime. Closings. Replacements.
You're afraid I'll replace you!
I won't leave.
No one can make me.
- Stéphane! - What?
He was out of control.
Where am I?
Name That Price called us to be on the show.
Gotta be there by 3.
What the heck?
You're kidnapping me?
'Course not.
You head-butt and kidnap me?
It's not kidnapping unless I exchange you for money.
Hopefully we'll win some together. You should thank me.
Thank you for what?
We just got fired but we might win 100,000!
You're welcome.
You're a sick man, Daniel.
A sick man!
I will not play.
Even if I did I wouldn't share with you!
Know Fred Costa?
- Who? - The host of the show.
You need me!
I may not know prices, but I know showbiz.
You know showbiz?
I sure do.
It was my world. I was a singer.
A Singer?
Yeah, a singer! So?
What the heck?
- Take me back to the store! - I was a singer!
We just got fired!
Dad?
Hello, Mr. Fourmas. No, I'm not avoiding your calls.
No, hang on.
Good timing. I'm in a car, I'll come now.
- Take the next exit. - No time!
- Take the next exit! - No!
- Coming. - 2 minutes!
Easy, it's an old folks' home!
Dad...
What's this, Dad?
No way. Impossible!
That's not why!
Stop making it all about you.
Just minor work troubles.
Mr. Chevalier, you came with a van, perfect.
It's not mine.
No matter. You can take your father and his things.
Mr. Fourmas,
you have a top job, so you understand.
I'm about to be promoted manager.
I have responsibilities too.
I can't look after Dad.
Impossible.
Couldn't we find him
a cheaper room? Smaller?
Smaller than tiny, with 1 window?
Not easy.
No window?
The basement, then.
Mr. Fourmas! The basement!
How much, just out of curiosity?
You owe us 5,000. What do we do?
Give me 1 week, Mr. Fourmas. Just 1 week.
In a week, you'll be at 5,500.
- What time is... - 3 pm.
3 pm.
Your rest home pit stop set us back.
That darn Mr. Fourmas.
He's such a grump.
Always winding me up.
He has a tough job.
My dad no longer speaks.
Luckily I understand him. Must be hard for them.
I don't care, dude.
We're not friends.
Keep your life story to yourself.
Nice.
No, I mean...
This is a bad time.
Stop talking so I can explain the game.
Ever seen it?
Answer me!
I'm not allowed to talk.
Stéphane, don't start!
Got the rules?
It's not hard. Just guess the price.
- We came for Name That Price auditions. - Of course.
This must be it.
Hello.
Check it out.
Fred Costa.
Great for the mind and body.
New stuff this week.
But first, I want to thank you all for following me.
My team and I appreciate it.
He's so nice, so relatable.
Team work is the best.
First time?
- What? - First time?
Yes.
It's our third.
We do all the games.
We love it.
Yesterday we were on Do It Your Way. The host is...
- So nice! - He loves us.
We are quite the duo.
We sure are!
- And then... - We don't care.
Talking to rivals will throw us off.
Take off your badge.
We're not at Tech Universe anymore.
Make it seem like you're cool.
You're not Stéphane anymore. You're...
Steph.
Those two hicks from the sticks have no chance.
- We can hear you. - Yeah?
Go back to Disneyland and shut up.
What nerve.
That's right.
Trust me.
We have to keep our cool.
OMG, Fred Costa!
That's Fred Costa!
What do we do?
What do you mean? You want to talk to him?
Like, "Hi Fred Costa!" No way!
- Got it. - Thanks.
He's coming, he's coming!
Fred, Fred!
- Hi, Fred.
- Tip tip? - Top!
He's so totally nice!
I'm not disappointed. He's totally nice!
- He said tip tip to me, right? - Yes.
He tip tip to me, wow.
I can't get over it. Tip tip!
Yeah, tip tip.
- Daniel Santini? - Yes.
- You came with your friend Stéphane? - Yeah.
He's more of a coworker.
The producers will see you.
Go on in.
- Why are they first? - Don't make waves.
They came after us.
Who's Daniel and who's Stéphane?
I'm Daniel.
Stéphane Chevalier.
Employee of the month, right?
How did you know?
The photo on your application.
You sent one of those?
Sure.
- Which month? - Who cares?
This one.
June.
I held the title for a year.
- Bravo. - Thanks.
I organize the parties.
Isn't that fantastic?
I make videos too. I filmed a plancha...
They don't care.
They asked.
They asked you to tell them your dumb life story?
No.
Sorry, he's a novice, so...
And you're not?
For game shows, no. I mean yes.
But I used to be a singer.
So I'm familiar with spotlights,
cameras, footlights, the stage, all that.
I know my way around.
I see. Good to know.
Plus,
I get along great with Fred Costa.
You know him?
No.
But earlier we had a connection.
We...
I was there. You didn't speak.
We connected on another level! Beyond words.
He said tip tip to me.
Costa said tip tip to me.
He looked at me and said, "Tip tip!"
You know, it was...
- He can't see it. - No, I can't.
- Tell me... Daniel, right? - Yes.
Could you sing something for us?
No, no.
Are you a singer or not?
The acoustics aren't great.
- You need to sing. - I quit.
- They want you to. - I don't sing anymore.
- It's now or never! - No, I quit singing!
- So you're not a singer? - Not right now!
Hold up.
Calm down, fellas.
There's no obligation, if you're uncomfortable.
See? We failed thanks to you.
- Me? You, Daniel! - How so?
- You didn't sing! - You showed your plancha!
Shove that plancha up your ass!
Are you two available tomorrow morning
for the taping?
Tomorrow?
- For the... - We're in?
I think we all agree. You were great.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
You may be unaware, but you have great potential.
- Oh, I'm aware. - Me too.
See you tomorrow morning at 10, Studio B?
Show them out, FX.
Of course. Follow me.
Thanks.
Thank you so much.
See you tomorrow.
Awesome!
- We're rich! - Go back to the sticks.
We're not from the sticks!
Imagine Patricia when she sees us on TV.
Stop thinking about the store.
We gotta concentrate. Stay focused!
We were wrongly fired. We gotta fight back!
- I bet it was ldriss. - Because he's black?
What? Never!
They tape Sing Sing here?
I love that show. Excuse me.
Can we watch?
No taping today.
Shall we go eat?
Yeah.
Your treat.
- Why? - You didn't grab my jacket.
- Pay for a hotel too. - Damn!
I'm not difficult. A twin room is fine.
The Ritz or The Bristol?
No! We're not working.
That's right.
Go away, sir.
I can't take this all night.
I need sleep for tomorrow.
It's so uncomfortable.
Start by shutting your trap.
- Hello... - No thanks, sir!
Don't wave your money!
Your gypsy van attracts them.
Don't diss my van.
Sleep outside if you prefer.
Put on the radio if you don't want to hear them.
And shut up.
Smile at life And life smiles back at you
After the rain You know the sun will return
I "like" you! Thanks for all your love...
- Daniel! - What?
You're singing.
- No. - You're singing Esteban Lopes.
I don't sing!
Don't be mad.
You sing well.
It's just a bad time.
You think I sing well?
Softly like that, yes.
I've never heard you otherwise.
Would you like to?
What?
I've never shown anyone this.
Hi, I'm Simply Dan,
here to sing you my song, Need to Sing.
It's not mixed.
You need headphones...
- I'm just explaining. - It's late.
So...
Ok.
Gazing into my black coffee
Or wandering the streets
A fog envelopes me
Too many illusory dreams!
My heart is as heavy As a beat-up old Chevy...
I can't show you, it's dumb.
The sound sucks, I didn't use egg cartons!
Daniel.
It's so good.
Want me to punch you?
I'm serious!
You like it?
Honestly, yes.
I mean...
It's powerful.
Too loud?
- Did you write the lyrics? - Yeah.
I expected you to be awful.
But this...
Simply Dan, wow!
I'm so impressed.
Don't be. It's just me.
You're crazy talented.
Why'd you quit music?
- It's a long story. - Your coffees.
Coming.
My treat.
- 2.40. - Right.
Will you take a check?
Cash it at the end of the month.
Got a pen?
I need to sing!
Daniel, what are these boots?
Mom, Simply Dan is recording!
Stop it with the "Simply Dan" thing!
- What? - I keep telling you, you're ridiculous!
Just your opinion.
And pick up your shit!
Don't diss my cowboy boots!
Daniel...
C'mon, Daniel!
Remember, everyone can help contestants guess prices.
If you're chosen, come to the pulpit.
Run down excitedly.
Smile even if you're not chosen, ok?
Places, everyone.
Cameras rolling on the audience.
Applause, the show is starting!
Name That Price
What if we're not chosen?
The producers loved us.
- Evelyne Duchamp! - Shit!
- Fuck! - Dammit!
Jean-Michel Coudray!
Kady Diallo!
We're screwed.
Now call...
Daniel Santini!
- That's me! - That's you!
That's him!
Look at me, Daniel!
And now for your favorite host,
Fred Costa!
Welcome to Name That Price!
Name that price and you're tip tip?
Top!
- How are you, Daniel? - Great, Fred.
- Great? - You bet.
Fred,
ask him to sing.
I hear you sing?
I used to, but I quit.
Sing us a little song, Daniel.
Audience?
Should Daniel sing us a song?
Sing, Daniel!
Sing, dammit!
We're listening.
Sing
For people all alone
For babies in your arms, sing
Sing to show your love
Sing all day long
Thank you Daniel, what a lovely...
From the barricades!
Wrists and ankles tied
Drown out the firing squads
Never ever stop...
Bravo, Daniel! Stopping is good too.
Bravo, Daniel! Show him some love!
Daniel's voice is tip tip?
Top!
Great range!
Range... stovetop, oven... 350 euros!
I haven't started yet. I meant your voice.
You have a nice voice.
We've got our champion. Stay on him.
Cameras 1 and 2, stay on Michael Jackson.
Good luck to you all.
Let's see our first elimination prize.
Its 22 hours of battery autonomy
will keep you working all day long!
Lovely item. What does it cost, Evelyne?
Evelyne, name that price.
600 euros?
Evelyne says 600 euros.
Jean-Michel?
750!
- Lots of helpers. - 450.
450, got it!
Kady?
750!
- Kady? - 890.
890!
890 is Kady's price.
Daniel, your turn.
519.
I can't hear you!
750! Look at me, dammit!
- 519! - I can't hear you, Steph!
- Shut up! - 750! You shut up!
- 519! - 750!
5... 519!
- 519! - 750!
519 euros, Fred.
519 euros?
That's your price?
Yes.
- Your price is tip tip? - Top!
Bravo, Daniel! Give him some love!
Fantastic!
Daniel, come play Full Tilt with us!
- Bravo. How do you feel, Daniel? - Great.
You've won 1,000 euros. Nice start.
- You liked my singing? - What?
- You liked my singing? - Yeah, sure.
Time to play Full Tilt!
FULL TILT
How much?
65!
65 euros!
Bravo, Daniel!
The price is tip tip?
Top!
That's my price.
69 euros.
Bravo, Daniel!
10,000 euros!
- Tip tip! - Top!
He's perfect!
Let's get his friend up there with him.
Helluva guy, Daniel!
- Never do that again. - What?
Time to play Whatchacost!
The game we play...
as a duo! I see you came with a friend.
No, I'm alone.
Yes. I'm right here!
Let's ask Stéphane to join us.
Come on down, Stéphane!
Me?
Hello, Stéphane.
- Hello, Frédéric Costa. - Call me Fred.
You met at work, correct?
Yes, Tech Universe.
Two pals working together... Must be a hoot!
Department management is serious, Frederic.
QM!
Shout out to everyone at Tech Universe!
Except Patricia.
Shout out made...
Patricia, I'll get the last word.
- Fred, one sec... - No, stay, no!
What is it?
What are you doing?
Declaring our innocence publicly.
I was on fire! You wreck my mojo!
I sang and Fred Costa did tip top!
Your singing was awesome!
But we came to win money.
- Don't mention work. - Cool your jets.
These two...
are stars.
Time to play Whatchacost!
WHATCHACOST
Daniel, you will help Stéphane guess the item
without saying its name or miming it.
The item is presented by Jonathan and the lovely Barbara
in our shop window!
What's that again?
Ready, gentlemen... go!
It has heat elements.
A PopUp 2-Slice Toaster?
- No, more... - 3-Slice, 4-Slice?
It cooks stuff!
A Bake Me Oven-Grill?
No, dammit! You put stuff on it.
- A Perfect Pancake griddle! - Simpler!
Party Time Panini Maker?
- Steph... - C'mon!
5 seconds!
You shut up.
It has a lid.
A waffle maker!
- It's your dumb barbecue! - Electric Plancha!
Don't touch me!
No, no, no...
Sorry guys, you answered after the gong.
You drop back down a level
and leave us with 1,000 euros!
No, Fred.
Bye, guys!
After the commercial break,
we'll meet our next contestant.
Name That Price will be right back!
We answered in time.
You were too slow!
Hello friends, a peek backstage...
Fred, Fred! You can't do this to us.
- We answered before the gong. - I did.
- Plus, we connected. - I'm not your pal.
It's over, you lost.
You had your 15 minutes.
No, Frédéric. Daniel's right, we won.
- We should get a spin. - The big wheel.
Incredible. Who are you guys?
A comic duo or what?
Dummy and Dummy?
Get it? Instead of...
Yeah Fred, good one.
- Bye! - Wait, Fred!
Don't touch me!
Know who I am? Fred Costa. You're nobody.
Follow my stories?
I run 11K a day.
So don't test me.
Wanna test me?
How 'bout you?
Test me!
We answered in time!
Let me go!
Calm down!
- Let him go! - What the hell's going on?
Get out!
We won! We answered before the gong!
Spin the wheel!
The wheel! Spin the wheel!
You ok, Fred?
- My nose! I just had it fixed! - Let's see.
What?
It hurts.
You're ok.
I'm ok?
Makeup!
It does sting a bit.
We need to make a complaint.
We should've won more.
We gotta keep going.
Let's sign up for another game.
You could do Sing Sing.
Yes! You could do Sing Sing!
Let's go to my place. I'll plug in the plancha...
Get out.
- Huh? - Get out.
Daniel, can't you do that for me?
You talk about your barbecue all day.
But when it could make us rich, you talk toasters.
Get lost.
Ok.
Have it your way!
Asshole.
And it's not a barbecue! It's an electric plancha!
Hello?
Daniel, just to let you know, I'm changing the locks.
What?
I told you not to kick out the agent.
Where will I go?
Could we break this wall?
I'll break his face!
Hello?
Shit!
I'm at kilometer 128, sir.
Kilometer 128 doesn't exist.
Get in.
I don't need you, all is well.
No, all is not well.
We have no cars available.
Life expectancy for a pedestrian on the highway is...
I get it!
Calm down, sir. Just doing my job, trying to help...
Sir? Were you hit by a car?
Ok, I overreacted.
It's been a tough few days.
But I think you have anger issues.
I'm cool to go to your place. Can I stay? My place is flooded.
- Shit. - Yeah, a real shitty day.
Next house on the right.
What's that thing?
Cool, right? A robot lawnmower. No need to push.
Yep.
Look at that jackass.
Hey Hervé!
- Mowing the lawn? - Yeah, why?
No reason.
You owe me for the electronic blinds.
| Paid you.
I forgot to bill 1,000 for my labor.
Right, I understand.
Labor is expensive. It adds up.
Don't worry, we're doing Sing Sing. I'll pay you soon!
You're doing what?
- You're still on that? - Yeah, c'mon.
I haven't said yes.
To what?
House to "comfort" mode.
Hello, Stéphane.
Play "ambient" playlist.
Playing "ambient" playlist.
Your place is a Name That Price shop window.
Have a seat.
Obstacle...
What's this thing?
A vacuum.
Go around.
Why not do Sing Sing?
We just won 1,000 euros in an hour.
So?
30!
Listen, I'm kind of in the shit.
I have to get my dad.
I've got 7 loans.
7 bans'?
Sell some stuff!
I won't sell my collection.
- Right. - Daniel!
Listen.
I know you quit singing and you have a mental block.
But did you hear the applause?
Yeah.
You gave them all goosebumps.
Yeah.
I know I did.
I gave myself goosebumps too!
I know you can win.
How do we sign up?
The website says to send footage of you singing.
I've got plenty-
No. We should aim higher.
Wanna make a Simply Dan video?
My lifelong dream.
You bet it is.
Got someone who can do it?
Be serious.
- I am. - Get real!
- You've seen my store videos. - That's my point!
I'll go get my demos off my hard drive.
Isn't your place flooded?
Right, of course.
Ok, we'll do your video!
But I'm the artistic director.
We're a team now.
Together to the end.
I'll plug in the plancha.
Obstacle...
Buckled in with my GPS, I'm Kader
In Momma's Tesla makin' tracks
Draggin' on a leash Kilos of hashish...
Stop it.
I'll slow my flow So you can follow me, bro...
Stop it!
Stop it, Bastien! It's unbearable.
Where the hell is his damn place?
Can't find his place Sprayin' my mace
All over her face My Mercedes can race, brah...
Do it again.
I wasn't ready.
Go ahead.
Shit.
Who's she?
I've got this.
What are you doing?
None of your business.
Right.
Sign this and I'll leave.
I'm not signing.
I'll find the money.
C'mon, stop playing with me.
I'm not.
Hello, I'm Stéphane.
Hi. Laurence, his sister.
Nice to meet you. Sorry, but Simply Dan and I are working.
Could you come later?
No Daniel, I beg you!
Don't tell me you're back to that nonsense.
Not Simply Dan!
He's going on Sing Sing.
- What? - That's right.
- That's your plan for money? - So?
- Being on a game show? - You bet.
Geez, Daniel!
You're regressing!
Ma'am, I don't know you.
- Forget it, she's clueless. - Exactly.
If you'd heard him sing on Name That Price...
Name That...
- Who's he? - A coworker.
He's making my video.
A video...
I'm doing a video too.
- My nephew. - My rap name is Kader.
Nice.
There'll be guns, AK-47s, Kalashnikovs.
Mini dirt bikes and shit.
Gonna be wild, dudes!
We'll be sniffing coke off whores' asses!
Get in the car, now!
Yo mama...
Daniel...
Bitch!
Enough kid stuff. I don't care if you sign it.
I'm selling the house!
Careful, Daniel.
If you sell a flooded house, the buyer can back out.
- Let's make the video. - Just a friendly warning.
- It's no joke. - Yeah, yeah.
Back to the rose.
- Yeah. - Rolling...
Action!
No, you stay here.
Why?
If you see Fred Costa, we're sunk.
Ok.
But don't blow it!
It cost a fortune to come. I'm out of gas.
Look at my tires. They're bald.
- Sales is my domain. - That's my point.
You're the star. Play hard to get.
Ok, I'll leave. I'll leave!
Blaise, you called me?
Yeah. Why are the guys who broke Fred's nose back?
They came to show us a video.
They want to be on Sing Sing.
They made a video?
Apparently.
Show them up, I need a break.
Ok.
What the hell are they up to?
It's packed. I should've ignored you.
Relax.
Did you see the projector? An FTX-4K.
- So? - In wide screen it's gonna pop.
Look!
I shouldn't have worn sky blue.
- Everyone here? - Yes.
Dear friends, we're about to watch a video by...
Simply Dan.
Nice name.
Let's go. FX, we're ready.
Simply Dan Need to Sing
Gazing into my black coffee
Or wandering the streets
Too many illusory dreams
So much rage and despair
My mind's on a loop I want to break free
I feel boxed in
I just want to be me!
I'll be a singer soon
Groupies harmonizing along
Fans singing all of my tunes
I will be
a singer soon!
I'll be a singer soon
I'll be on the nightly news!
And never on the news at noon
For I will be
a singer soon!
Sing Sing
Great stuff.
I see a few glitches.
I don't see any.
- You're not a director. - Right.
The lyrics drip with pain.
Yes, it's very personal.
Shut up till it's over.
Directed by Stéphane Chevalier
Listen, that was great.
- Really? - Yeah, really!
So when can I be on the show?
- We're available tomorrow. - Yeah.
Even today.
We'll call you. Right, Lea?
- Yes. - We'll call.
I'll show you out.
Excuse me.
Thanks. Bye.
Thanks.
Yeah, we nailed it!
When shall I schedule them?
Never.
We had a good laugh. Back to work.
CLOSING SOON
Gonna take my guitar with me
And maybe my dog If he's still breathing
Gonna lay down my head With my lady of Haute Savoie
My lady of Haute Savoie
Thank you.
- Another one. - Thanks, Daniel.
Elvis, I need to practice for Sing Sing.
I know, you told us. Thanks.
- Your turn, miss. - Fair enough.
I put the video online.
- You did? - Yeah.
It's available?
Daniel, are you ready for this?
Say goodbye to anonymity.
I've been ready for 20 years!
Hi, guys.
Your nachos. The beers are coming.
Incredible.
It's already starting.
- Did you see her check you out? - Of course I did.
I have to admit, I'm pretty envious.
- No, it'll suck. - Really?
Girls falling all over me will be a big drag.
Wouldn't you hate it?
Yeah, obviously.
Here you go.
Anything else?
Yeah.
I'd like to drink in peace with my colleague.
Excuse me?
Saw my video?
I can spot gold diggers like you a mile off.
Be a good girl and...
I'm alone. I need no one.
I'm alone too, Daniel.
We're the same. Lone wolves.
It's a career choice for me.
If I get a call for a gig, I need to be free!
No attachments.
I never had a choice. Even as a kid.
What?
My dad was poor. He couldn't buy me toys.
So no one came to play with me.
I was alone.
We're the same, Daniel.
Well, not exactly, Stéphane.
Thanks, great voice!
Let's take a little break.
Thanks for the video.
You did a good job.
It's not half-bad.
We can split the profits 80-20.
Steph! 70-30, if you like!
Oh shit!
Hi, Patricia.
How's life at Tech Universe?
Fine, Stéphane.
Bravo for the singing, Daniel. Nice voice.
How are the closing party plans coming along?
Too bad I have all the balloons and garlands.
You two have gotten close.
He took me in. I'm having some problems.
So sorry to hear it.
He's going on Sing Sing.
We'll win money and hire a legal army.
This is neither the time nor the place for silly threats.
- Silly threats? - Silly threats.
See you in court.
Daniel, I know it was you.
- What? - I'm no fool.
I never bought your framing story.
You badged in first.
Don't worry, |won't talk. Less severance to pay.
Seems better this way for you too.
Just make sure he doesn't sue.
How?
Figure it out. I made him think he'd be a manager.
He's easily manipulated.
You'll find a way.
I'll show you silly threats!
Stéphane, stop.
Stop!
Steph!
I gotta tell you something.
All good. It's his boss's car.
Steph.
She has the same car.
I'll pay you back when we win.
Goodnight.
See? Same model.
I "like" you
Thanks for all your love!
Overcome all the obstacles and win 100,000 euros.
Are you a ninja?
The Villa of Secrets
Dylan declared his love. So sweet.
He's so spiritism sometimes.
Gonna get some!
It's loaded.
Let's go, Dad.
What?
You're such a liar, Sabrina.
Sure, you can watch it at home.
Oh no, not that again!
Ok, André!
That's a terrible offer!
We won't make a cent!
Of course he says it has potential. That's his shtick.
I'm flat broke!
The show hasn't called yet. They're taking their time.
But they loved my video.
Did you see it?
Hello?
So?
You can have it for 2,000.
50 euros.
Ok, deal.
André, take it to the back.
Hi, friends.
Little bike accident.
Nothing serious.
Sing Sing will be back on the air soon.
This little mishap made me realize
how precious life is.
What's this?
I want to do Ninja Battle.
I need to train.
You made it yourself?
Yep.
You'll break a limb.
Ninja!
Of course.
You ok?
I got my dad back.
That's ok.
He eats a ton and keeps escaping.
He's not a dog.
Stéphane! Your dad got into my yard again.
That's my kids' pool!
- I'm officially homeless. - Great.
Keep raiding my fridge.
Chill. I might make you rich.
They're not calling us! I was on top.
Now I sleep on my floor and have 2 parasites!
Your problem is your 3 Coffeemakers, 8 microwaves and...
this goddamn robot!
It was your idea!
You asked me to come. But I'll leave.
Be my guest! Scram!
- I will. - Get lost.
- Go! - One thing first.
Gotta avenge my van.
- What? - See this shit?
My plancha, asshole!
Playing "plancha party" playlist. ..
You're gonna die, Stéphane!
Plancha!
I'll drown you!
Can you explain it again?
My neighbor, and his friend...
Not friend, coworker.
- Co-wanker, more like. - You are!
- He owes me 1,000 for electric blinds. - Hang on!
- Self-closing blinds. - Right.
Wait. They were on Name That Price today.
Fucking hell! So funny.
You sing beautifully.
- The show aired? - You beat the gong!
Yeah.
These two are a real team.
True partners.
Can I get an autograph? For "Bruno."
Sure, I...
Obviously.
We'll go sit inside. Offer them a drink.
You bet! Would you like a drink?
Sure, we don't meet stars every day.
Stars...
But no alcohol on the job.
Just a quick beer.
Ok, sounds good.
So, is Fred Costa nice?
Not really, actually.
My wife hates him too.
I watch him everyday just to annoy her.
Jessica is an animal lover who wants to move to Miami.
Boring. Next.
ThiS guy-
FX, dammit!
Excuse me, sorry.
- Why are you watching that? - They've got 300,000 views.
What?
- Why do people like this? - Makes them laugh.
They went viral as unwitting laughingstocks after Name That Price.
Because they lack self-awareness.
Call him and get him on Sing Sing.
Are you sure this time?
Fred won't like it.
Deep squats, like this.
You get buns of steel.
That's more than 1 serving. I'm counting 3.
I'm the only one eating this.
It's all-you-can-eat!
As we said, ma'am, we're not hungry.
Just keeping my friend company.
That's all.
- You two will get us kicked out. - She bought it.
And hey, let's celebrate.
Here, Gustave.
I got the shrimp you like.
The duel is no worry. The audience will vote for Simply Dan.
Obviously.
Then play it safe. Pick 3 words.
- Go level by level. - I know!
We're gonna win!
Here she comes.
This is... so subtle.
Why not just ask?
She'll say no.
- Let me ask. - No, almost there.
- I'm asking! - This isn't her house!
Stéphane!
What is it?
Laurence!
Sorry I woke you.
Hi!
I'm Stéphane, remember? Daniel's friend.
The video director.
Sorry to wake you but we really need your car.
Wait, Laurence! It's important!
I'm sure you'll understand.
You seem lovely.
Did you say I'm lovely?
I mean sure, you're lovely, but...
That's not what I meant, but...
but...
Sure, I think you're lovely.
Very lovely, even.
That's sweet.
No, no, I...
I really think so.
We're good, I broke the window.
I'll wait further down.
What kind of gas does it take?
Dancers, take your positions.
You and Magali enter to the music, like in rehearsal.
Got it.
Magali's excited to sing with you.
I'm gonna kick her ass.
Still no answer. I'm worried.
Don't be, he's a good kid.
I roll 'em on the ground Like a gangsta hound
The street's our hood Better listen up good
Suck my dick I put you on the guest list
Gonna fuck yo mommas Fuck yo mommas...
I'm nervous.
Stay focused.
There he is!
- How are you, Daniel? - I'm fine.
Hi Fred. Sorry for...
No worries! You came from behind. Otherwise I'd have blocked you.
- I do Krav Maga. - I was in front.
I didn't feel a thing. And it doesn't show.
Still a bit swollen.
How about a story, guys?
A story with Fred Costa!
Hi everyone! Seconds from show-time
with our good pal since Name That Price, Daniel!
Take care of your loved ones.
Goodbye.
- I'm off to makeup. - That way.
Give it your all, Daniel.
You're an artist.
So let yourself go.
Let yourself go!
Good luck. See you later.
Thanks.
Keep it together. Don't let yourself go too much.
Ok? Stay focused.
- Energy! - Right, energy.
I'll be watching from the wings.
You've got this.
I'm gonna let myself go.
Pile on the pancake. Here, see?
Relax, it doesn't show.
Get rid of them or I'm gone!
Leave us, please.
We're not here to lift up losers!
Ok, fine. Go ahead and leave.
The door's wide open.
Younger guys are lining up to take your place.
How old are you now, 52?
I'm 50.
- I just turned 51. - 51.
That "loser" is pure gold.
We'll use him to make the ratings soar.
Do your job.
Places, everyone. About to begin.
Go on.
Intro ending.
Fred enters in 3, 2, 1.
SING SING
Hello everybody and welcome to Sing Sing!
The music show
- where contestants sing tip tip? - Top!
Good luck Daniel!
Yeah, that's right.
Now scram.
Vote from home
for Magali,
our maestro for the past 5 days,
or Daniel, our challenger!
Band, are you ready?
Here we go!
I'll give you my notes And I'll give you my words
For your voice to carry In your own tempo
A shoulder both fragile And strong to cry on
What I imagine
And what I rely on
I'll give you All that makes me unique
The flaws that brought me luck
We'll never meet their standards Or fit into their molds
I'll give you what I've got For what I'm worth...
So, what's our winner up to?
Annoying the musicians.
Perfect.
I'll give you!
All I'm worth, all I am My gifts and flaws!
What makes me lucky And what makes me me!
I'll give you!
Bravo!
Bravo, Daniel and Magali.
Quite a debut performance, Daniel!
Yeah, but it's hard to sing with amateurs.
So audience,
who won this duel? Let's see the results!
And it's Daniel!
Yes!
Daniel won the duel!
Sorry, Magali.
I'm sure we'll meet again, maybe.
I'll show you out...
And now Daniel will play with us!
You'll win 2,000 euros
if you guess the 2 missing words
in an Eddy Mitchell song.
3,000 if you guess the 3 words
in a song by the band Telephone.
Or you could attempt our big bonus.
Guess 20 words in a mystery song
and you'll win 20,000! So, Daniel?
Big bonus, 20 words.
20 words?
That dope! He'll lose in no time!
Fred, stop him.
Of course you're allowed
to pick the big bonus now. But no one does.
I'll get the 20 words, Fred.
Ok, the big bonus it is!
Guess the 20 words you're tip tip?
Top!
Take it away, Daniel!
Esteban Lopes I "LIKE" YOU
Not him! I don't know the lyrics.
- Can I change? - No, that's the game!
Now sing!
This sucks!
Sometimes life Turns out not so sweet
Luckily A ton of people love me
Thanks to you I've overcome all my pain
I owe it to you...
Removing the lyrics in 3, 2...
I "like" you
Thanks for all your love
I "like" you
For your undying support I "like" you
I will "like" you always I "like" you
Daniel, you did it!
- Yes! - That's our champ.
Nice job!
Shit like that sticks to the brain!
We'll be right back with our new maestro
who won 20,000!
- His accuracy was tip tip? - Top!
Who the hell is this clown? Look at him.
Just a loser who wants to be famous.
And a cash cow for us!
Jingle ending.
Commercial break, 2 minutes.
Sound check, guys.
So cool!
- 20,000 euros! - It's great.
But I think you should quit.
Are you crazy? I'm killing it!
I heard them in the control room.
- They're playing you for a fool. - What? C'mon.
Everyone loves me.
No.
I don't think so.
You're jealous that I'm getting famous.
Hardly!
Just telling you what I heard.
They're using you, Daniel.
Coming from you? Stéphane Chevalier?
The guy everyone uses.
Nonsense.
Everyone laughs at you! You never see it.
That's not true.
Come back to earth. Your head is swelling.
- Seriously? - Yeah.
I got you fired.
Even Patricia knows.
That's right! So I could win on Name That Price.
But look, you benefited too!
We're living our dream! Don't be mad.
We need to do our sound check.
Stéphane.
Daniel!
Bravo, that was great.
You've got something!
Aren't you HAPPY?
Sure, sure.
Good.
Got any plans after this?
Not a one.
Ok, great.
Listen, Daniel...
If you're keen, I have a perfect project for you.
Paid of course, and you'd live there.
I'd live there?
Positions.
We'll talk after. Keep up the good work.
You're a star!
Backup singers and dancers to the set.
Get in position, Daniel.
I'll count you in.
Thank you.
Thanks, Daniel.
Got any projects?
Yeah, a few.
Be careful.
- I know how to drive it. - I meant...
Hang on, let me help you!
I've got it.
I was thinking...
It's a shame you don't see Stéphane.
Stéphane?
Why bring him up?
I don't know.
He was nice.
To you, anyway.
I have to pick up Bastien at Thai boxing.
Keep in touch?
Hi.
What brings you?
I got you a plancha. Only 1 burner.
Yeah, I got an eagle tattoo.
Blaise styled me. He wants me on Villa of Secrets.
To boost my career.
I'm not so sure.
I think Simply Dan needs a real manager.
And seeing as...
you kinda made it all happen...
I think we could go places.
I won a ton of money on Sing Sing.
Think about it.
Don't think too long, tell me.
You'll use me again.
Ok, then...
Steph?
Hug Gustave for me.
Your friend?
No, more of a coworker.
What?
Daniel can live his life.
You'll see him again. He's doing Villa of Secrets.
No. Cut it out.
You think?
Last week on The Villa of Secrets...
The contestants discovered their new home.
Oh my god!
And they're over the moon.
They even have a Jesus head!
They're ready to live together
and make new friends.
I'm John, 35, kitesurf instructor.
3 things that define me?
Protein and bodybuilding.
I'm Cynthia, a barmaid. Queen of Cocktails!
I'm Sabrina from Avignon.
But not the bridge!
I love modeling.
I came here to be in movies. I wanna play Piaf.
They've barely settled in
when a new contestant crashes the party.
I'm Daniel, I'm a singer.
What will be his secret?
I have none.
Daniel is struggling to fit in.
A terrible accusation makes matters worse.
I know he stole my stuff. He better fess up!
Why would I steal Dylan's flip-flops?
Huh? I have a life.
Daniel, what's up?
You isolate from the group. Always in your own world...
No one messes with me, bro. You're a dead man!
Dylan, chill! We're about good vibes.
I'll find your thongs.
Blow my grandma! He can't walk without thongs!
Why take sides?
Ever been to my hood? Don't mess with me!
You're harshing my buzz!
- Stéphane? - It's go time, Daniel.
Who's Stéphane?
Blaise! Trouble at the Villa.
What the hell are you doing?
Your thongs are under my pillow!
No cameras!
Dude, you busted the wall!
Do you hear me?
You brought Gustave?
Yeah.
He loves The Villa of Secrets.
How'd you afford the van?
Awesome, right?
I sold my whole collection.
Listen, Stéphane.
All that stuff I said about using you?
That was wrong.
You rock, Steph.
You're sweet, Daniel.
And I know I rock.
You ran over the producer.
- Shit, are you sure? - He didn't run over himself!
Drive!
Go, go!
The Villa's gone tits up!
- Can we get a selfie? - Sure!
The good vibes are back.
Daniel, Daniel...
Gazing into my black coffee
Or wandering the streets
Too many illusory dreams
So much rage and despair
My mind's on a loop
I want to break free
I feel boxed in
I just want to be me!
I'll be a singer soon
Groupies harmonizing along
Fans singing all of my tunes
I will be...
A singer soon!
Thai boxing isn't for everyone, bro.
A little bastard dislocated my shoulder.
That sonofabitch is gone!
Good evening.
Table for 2?
No, no.
We're from News TV, to do a report about life after TV fame.
You're TV?
Don't move.
Tonight we're hosting Magali's hen party!
Good evening.
Why'd you give me a coat?
Just a sec.
- What? - Steph, there's...
- Bastien! - What?
Right, Mr. Chevalier.
- TV is here.
To do a report about us.
We'll be on TV!
Tell them I'm coming.
Get going!
Tuck in your shirt.
I love when you put Bastien in his place!
Sorry, I gotta go.
Go ahead.
Go play manager.
Be right back.
Didn't we say no more hen parties? Unbearable.
Don't book any more.
Where've you been?
Accounting.
- Reporters came to interview us. - I know.
We kick 'em out, right?
Rudy, tell them we're not interested. No more cameras for us.
- Got it. - Thanks.
And... when will it be aired?
I don't know.
So, let's talk about the success of your venue.
Yes.
Is friendship at the heart of it?
No, no. It's more...
a question of entertainment.
What?
I'm a singer. I have a certain ease.
Our clientele can feel it.
It creates...
Give me that.
It's more about management.
Hang on.
We installed a state-of-the-art Sundig Sound System.
Who cares?
- No one cares! - Sure they do!
They come because of my video.
- Have you seen it? - Yes, we've all seen it.
Our video, Daniel!
I directed it.
No one cares about directors. Want me to sing it?
You've sung it 5 times.
Only 3 times tonight. The hen party got in the way.
- Go on then. - A cappella, intimate.
3, 4...
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Subtitling: HIVENTY
MORNING EDITION NEWS FLASH
Amazon buys Europe.
Amazon Prime is now required
to circulate freely.
Alex Martini, River Brigade!
Get off that catamaran.
Famous TV host Fred Costa
had launched his acting career
just before the terrible accident
that cost him his life.
A few images from his final story.
Have a good weekend, friends.
Treasure your loved ones, because...
So sad.
This just in...