1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,512 ["Show Me" by Natania playing] 4 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:20,979 ♪ Just, just show me love… ♪ 5 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,066 [Asha] My name is Asha Maurya. 6 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:28,903 And I have a joyous appetite for life. 7 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:31,781 I'm patient. 8 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,409 Resourceful. 9 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,537 And I’m a natural in the kitchen. 10 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:44,252 Motherly at heart, I yearn to have a family to feed. 11 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,005 An economist by day, 12 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:52,010 I live a quiet, traditional life by night. 13 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:56,222 My hobbies include fine dining 14 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,224 and relaxing at home. 15 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,643 A natural-born athlete, 16 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,271 with boundless energy. 17 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:05,023 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah… ♪ 18 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:07,817 I'm seeking my Indian Prince Charming… 19 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:12,864 …with a professional job and MBA. 20 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:16,659 At heart, I'm just a simple girl 21 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,496 who loves weddings. 22 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:22,499 ♪ Do it in the pictures Show me love ♪ 23 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,250 ♪ And what's it gonna be ♪ 24 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:28,505 And I dream of having a grand one of my own someday. 25 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,590 ♪ Show me love ♪ 26 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:32,217 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah… ♪ 27 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:33,676 Don't do it. 28 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:35,970 ♪ Show me love ♪ 29 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,640 ♪ Oh, oh, show me love ♪ 30 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,898 -[man] Look alive. Meeting's in 20. -Huh? 31 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:52,153 “Singapore equals economic miracle.” 32 00:01:52,737 --> 00:01:53,571 Brilliant. 33 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,198 Please tell me you've slept. 34 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:59,119 Oh. Yeah, I slept. I slept for 56 minutes. 35 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:02,539 Asha, stop killing yourself. This is what you've been waiting for. 36 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:03,540 It's all on you. 37 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,959 Now, get it together and prove to my boss in London 38 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:08,419 that I'm a genius for stealing you from Wall St. 39 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:09,671 Yes. 40 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,548 -[woman] They're early! -[tapping on glass] 41 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:14,467 They just entered the building. That's what you're wearing? 42 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,303 I had a family thing last night. Black or navy? 43 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,848 -Black, definitely black. -Mm-hmm. 44 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,641 -Or maybe the navy? -Tina! 45 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:22,767 [man sighs] 46 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,144 Some privacy, please? 47 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:31,359 Singapore is a place where economic miracles happen. 48 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:35,405 And today, you have the opportunity to help spread that miracle. 49 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:40,618 Your investment is key to establishing our Southeast Asia loan initiative. 50 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,997 Which would launch Singapore as a powder… 51 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,749 …ful, powerful… 52 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:49,460 Powder… 53 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,672 Pow… Powerful-- 54 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:53,965 Is something wrong here? 55 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:55,592 No, of course not. 56 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:57,343 Uh, definitely not. Definitely not. 57 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,012 Um… 58 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,097 The… 59 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:02,807 Uh… 60 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:07,520 This is your chance to establish Singapore as a center-- 61 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:09,063 [Mrs. Tan] Okay, let's get to it. 62 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:12,692 Micro loans aren't a cure for poverty. It's one piece of a puzzle. 63 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:16,154 Why Asia and why now? What's the strategy? 64 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:20,533 Oh, well, we have 140 million borrowers, 80% women, 65% rural. 65 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,995 Our annual growth is 12% with a projected portfolio yield of-- 66 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:26,539 -Your numbers are impressive. -Thank you. 67 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,875 But what's the heart of your story? 68 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,336 [whispers] Heart? 69 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:35,506 Uh… 70 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,383 We believe that women 71 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:43,056 are key to social change by creating a more sustainable future-- 72 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:46,851 Ms. Maurya, we believe in your fund's potential to do good. 73 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,563 But right now, we're just not seeing your vision. 74 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:52,899 [Asha] I mean, the vision is… 75 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,069 -It's clear in the next slide. -It's okay, Asha. 76 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,988 [Asha] If you could give me one more… 77 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,448 [sighs] 78 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,367 That went well. 79 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:04,619 I think. 80 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:07,330 I can't believe my mom sent a guy to work today of all days. 81 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:10,124 Don’t blame Mommy. We’ve all botched pitches like that. 82 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:12,126 Shake it off, move on. 83 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,963 I can see why you’re upset. This is all lies. 84 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:18,341 You're not a natural in the kitchen. You're certainly not a simple girl. 85 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:19,634 Can you take that down? 86 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:21,636 I can't because she's changed the password. 87 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:23,429 Oh my God, this is a nightmare. 88 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:27,600 I think he's got a kind of hot accountant vibe. 89 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:30,520 Like he could do times tables in his head. 90 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:34,232 -[sighs] -Are we still going out for coffee or… 91 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:35,817 Look, I'm sorry, um… 92 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:39,320 But this is my mother's fault. So… 93 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:42,156 Yeah. Mine too. 94 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,700 -Handle him. -Yep. 95 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:45,827 [woman] Sir. 96 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:47,495 Just… 97 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,164 This is for you. Call me. 98 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,959 Please tell me you can get me another shot. 99 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:54,377 I'll try. 100 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:57,463 And if I succeed, you'll have to show them 101 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:00,633 why Asha Maurya cares about this so damn much. 102 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,052 We're not bankers. We're beggars. 103 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:07,348 If we can't tell a good story, our little tin cups remain empty. 104 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:08,391 [crockery clinking] 105 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:09,809 You ruined my pitch. 106 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:12,562 Give me a heart attack while you die alone in a gutter? 107 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:15,940 Mom, you can't send a DesiDream date to somebody's place of employment. 108 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:19,402 Employment? This job doesn't pay Asha enough to buy a condo. 109 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:21,863 -Condos are a sound investment. -I don't want one. 110 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,907 You should've never left banking. Your whole future was secure! 111 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,035 -I got it. -Oh, here we go again. 112 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:30,997 Suneeta, don't make enemies with a crocodile that shares your waters. 113 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,208 You know, that is so true, Mr. M. About crocodiles. 114 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:37,128 You're an economist, Vijay, not a greeting card writer. 115 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:40,089 I'm just sharing wisdom of their dada-ji. 116 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:42,008 Nick, that's Priya's grandfather. 117 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,302 Did she tell you about his boat? 118 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:46,054 -Please, Dad. No. -Boat? No. 119 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,847 -[Nick] I love boats. -So boring. 120 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,599 Okay, Mom? 121 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:54,395 All I'm asking is that you take down this biodata and stop arranging dates. 122 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,939 -Sorry, bio what? -Biodata. 123 00:05:57,023 --> 00:06:00,943 Like a resume, except your mom writes it. Instead of getting a job, you get married. 124 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:06,240 No, no, no, no. This is not biodata. This is a modern online profile. 125 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:09,535 A nice way to meet a nice boy like this. 126 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:12,538 -Meet Ravishanka Shah. -Suneeta. 127 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,166 Youngest Indian to win the National Spelling Bee. 128 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,794 -Mom. -Went to MIT at 16. 129 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:18,753 -Mom. -Look, look! 130 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:22,757 "Hello, I'm a very good boy. I studied at MIT. I run a successful--" 131 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:23,674 Mom! 132 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:29,555 This poor boy's ma wrote this. He has no idea it exists. 133 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,640 [Vijay] Suneeta. 134 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:34,602 Enjoy your feast. This arguing is chewing my brains. 135 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:38,606 Enjoy. This plate is for the husband who should be here. 136 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:40,274 [crockery clinking] 137 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,320 I told her not to do this. Don't get mad at me. 138 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:48,574 Well, I will be calling you Mom soon enough. 139 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:52,203 [Suneeta clears throat] 140 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:54,705 Oh, this biryani looks so good. 141 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:55,665 It's just rice. 142 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,583 And we don't really roll our Rs. 143 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,044 -[sighs] -Careful, it's spicy. 144 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:02,880 -I love sp-- [coughs] -Oh! 145 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,465 [Priya] You okay, babe? 146 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,551 Mom, I'm not gonna meet this Ravi guy. 147 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,177 Fine. 148 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,429 Make me a liar. 149 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,723 My God. You already told his mom I'm gonna meet him, didn't you? 150 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,977 Beta, I can't let you give up just because of that bekaar Krish. 151 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:19,313 Krish? This isn't about Krish. Why does everyone think it is? It's not! 152 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,608 -Calm down. -I am over it. Why can't you be? God! 153 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,361 [Suneeta exclaims] 154 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:26,904 [sighs] 155 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:28,739 Why would you mention Krish? 156 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,783 Well, what am I supposed to do? 157 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:35,204 [exhales] Just keep calm and curry on. 158 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,748 -No, stop. -I don't know why I said that. 159 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,883 [Priya] Hey. You okay, sis? 160 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:47,800 Yeah. 161 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,429 [Priya] Okay, I need you to do me a favor. 162 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:56,476 You and Mom can't go on like this. I have too much on my plate. 163 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,270 And I don't want Mom to be miserable at my wedding. 164 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:01,731 So you want me to be miserable instead? 165 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,065 It's one date. 166 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,400 It's a lie, Pri. 167 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,320 -You lied about other boyfriends. -Shh. 168 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:11,157 -[whispers] Not in front of them. -[Priya] You mean Ganesh and his gods? 169 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,201 -[Asha] Yeah. -They already know. 170 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:16,037 Come on, I was 16. There was nothing to tell. 171 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,332 Honestly, I don't think Mom and Dad want to know the truth. 172 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:22,627 The fact we used to sneak out to watch R-rated films? 173 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:25,505 Or the fact that you and Nick freaking live together? 174 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:26,422 Shh. 175 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,465 [Asha chuckles] 176 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:30,092 Can you please help me out here? 177 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,178 Be a maverick in three months. 178 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:35,932 In the meantime, if you want to be left alone, 179 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,308 go on the date. 180 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,686 [crockery clattering] 181 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,856 Okay, fine. I'll meet your little MIT genius. 182 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,984 But no more setups and you have to take down that profile. 183 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:50,071 Okay, okay, as long as you agree to go to the weddings also. 184 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:52,615 -What? -It's the best place to find a husband. 185 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:53,824 I thought online was. 186 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:55,576 That's also best. 187 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,161 Mom, I have a life. 188 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,663 This is your life too. 189 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,040 You see this one? 190 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:04,544 Sona's father picked us up from the airport when we moved to this country. 191 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,922 We had nothing. Eight dollars and the clothes on our backs. 192 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:10,049 Really? What was in your suitcases? 193 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,884 The clothes that weren't on our backs. 194 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:13,886 And this one. 195 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,806 Rohit’s mom took care of you when Priya was born. 196 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,307 That was Kumail's mom. 197 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:23,187 No. I remember Kumail's mom was having her gallbladder out. It was Rohit's mom. 198 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:25,982 Okay, guys, I… I know that these are your friends-- 199 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:29,569 Not friends, Asha. Family. Community. 200 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:34,198 To you these are just weddings, but to us this is a celebration of a life we built. 201 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:35,449 From eight dollars. 202 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:39,412 Do you understand that I may not want a husband or partner in my life? 203 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,664 Oh! No! [sobbing] 204 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,874 -No! -Suneeta? 205 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:48,212 Oh, beta. I can't let you give up on a lifetime of happiness. 206 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,881 Beta, we just want what's best for you. 207 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,216 [sobbing continues] 208 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,593 I know what you're doing. 209 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:54,802 You always do this. 210 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,597 Fine. I'll go to some weddings. 211 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:01,434 -Not some. All. Show we're not ashamed. -Mom. 212 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:04,312 Look, if you do this, I'll take down your profile. 213 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,522 -Great. -But you still have to meet Ravi. 214 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,190 I have a good feeling about him. 215 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,108 -No. -Please. 216 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,318 -Mom, no! -Yes. 217 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,611 -Mom! No! -Chup! 218 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,613 [waiter] Order up. 219 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,325 [bell rings] 220 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,285 [sensual music playing] 221 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,754 [music builds to climax] 222 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:33,758 [chuckles] Ravishankar Shah? 223 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,427 -Oh. Hi! Um, just-- -Ravi? 224 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:37,845 Just Ravi. 225 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:42,683 -Do you mind if we order? I'm starving. -Sure. Um, nice to meet you. 226 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:44,977 What'll it be? 227 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:50,483 Hi. Let me get a double-cheddar burger, sloppy fries, large, and a water. Thanks. 228 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:56,030 And he'll have a… What do you have for “strict vegetarian seeks simple girl"? 229 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:57,406 Uh… 230 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,283 Not strict, not vegetarian. 231 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,244 I'll have the same. Just Coke, not water. Thank you. 232 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,788 -[register keys chime] -That'll be… 233 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:06,540 Including 6.625 percent tax, 21.40. 234 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:08,876 Nice. 235 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,003 How'd you do that? 236 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,506 Oh, just a simple girl thing. [chuckles] 237 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,424 [inhales] Thanks. 238 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,468 -Shall we? -Mm-hmm. 239 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:26,769 So, Ravi, can you really spell anything? 240 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:28,479 Hmm. 241 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,817 A-N-Y-T-H-- 242 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,985 -Come on. Very funny. -[chuckles] 243 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,696 Spell "logorrhea." 244 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,989 Listen, I don't dance on command. So… 245 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,701 -Make your mom a liar? Spell "logorrhea." -Seriously? 246 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:42,660 Mm-hmm. 247 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:46,914 Oh my God. Okay. Logorrhea. L-O-G-O-R-R-H-E-A. Logorrhea. 248 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,708 Well done. 249 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:49,875 -Thank you. -Definition? 250 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,169 Verbal diarrhea. Actually a good word for you. 251 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,129 Ah. 252 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,423 Bon appétit. 253 00:11:55,506 --> 00:12:00,010 Your mom forgot to mention your wit. So subtle and sophisticated. 254 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:04,306 -Yeah, yours left out a couple things too. -Okay, fine. Here it goes. 255 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:08,310 Uh, I blew up my engagement to Jersey’s most eligible brown bachelor, 256 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:12,022 alienated my closest friends, brought shame and calumny on my family. 257 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,817 I’m no longer allowed on public transport in Woodbridge. 258 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,736 But that was a misunderstanding. 259 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,780 Yeah, I was just gonna say you're prettier in person. 260 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,157 Did your mom write that too? 261 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,992 No, that was actually all me. 262 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,370 Ravi. 263 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:28,956 Asha. 264 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,793 Literally, the only reason I agreed to meet you here 265 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,629 was so my mom would stop posting my profile online. 266 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,381 So this… 267 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:38,716 Us… 268 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,092 …is never gonna happen. 269 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,385 Never gonna happen. 270 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,929 How can you be so sure? 271 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,016 Because our parents set this up. 272 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:48,476 So? 273 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,019 So? 274 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,395 [scoffs] 275 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:55,232 Wow. Okay. Um, how about this? I just started a new job. 276 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,861 It's consuming my life. I have no time for anything else, and I'm okay with that. 277 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:02,156 I just took a break from my job, which was consuming my life. 278 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:04,992 I have all the time in the world, and I'm okay with that. 279 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,370 So you basically, like, don't have a job? 280 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,705 [chuckles] Well, actually, I-- 281 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,041 What happened to being the start-up guy? 282 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,710 I made money off a start-up, but it's not who I am. 283 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,420 I prefer to do what I love. 284 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,506 Most can't afford to make that choice. 285 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:22,092 See, that's interesting. Can't afford to or are afraid to? 286 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,805 See? We're doomed. 287 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,265 [scoffs] Okay. 288 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,100 Oh, cheer up. You dodged a bullet. 289 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,060 [Ravi] Mm-hmm. 290 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,603 Anyway, a girl must eat. 291 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:34,605 Mm. 292 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,649 I'm gonna go. 293 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,485 -Okay. -Yeah. But, um… 294 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,197 Thank you. This has been interesting. 295 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,448 [Asha] Mm-hmm. 296 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,410 -Thanks for the burger. -Anytime. 297 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,620 Bon appétit. 298 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:50,538 Yeah. 299 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,048 [Ravi] Whoo! Happy birthday, Pops. 300 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:04,468 So, Mr. Senior Citizen, how does it feel? 301 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:08,556 Who'd have thought I’d be father to a man in his 30s who still acts like a child? 302 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,933 [Veena] Not today, Dinesh. Ravi is here. 303 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,268 I got you this gift. 304 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,436 No, no, no. No presents. 305 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,398 I cannot enjoy my birthday until my son finds a wife. 306 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,775 He's trying. He went out with Asha. 307 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,486 Ha! And realized that women want men not boys? 308 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,654 [sighs] Dinesh. 309 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:26,156 Dad, you wrote this misleading profile of me. 310 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:30,119 Saying, "Looking for a simple girl." I don't want simple. Simple is boring. 311 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,704 You can't be so choosy. 312 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,164 -Dad, I'm proud of my life. -Oh, good. 313 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:38,127 Proud of no job, proud of never dating, proud of that T-shirt. 314 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,881 You were so brilliant, Ravi. Huh? MIT! 315 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,883 Dinesh, what's past is past. 316 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:48,053 But now is the time for you to find a good girl. 317 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,097 -Mom. -Good, not boring. 318 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,765 There's nothing wrong with boring. 319 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,893 Please, beta. Just try. 320 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,020 For me. 321 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,730 Okay fine, Mom. I'll try. 322 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,983 [rhythmic music playing] 323 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:06,947 Look what I found. 324 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,491 Files on your secret love affair with a British royal? 325 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,285 Those were destroyed. 326 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:15,372 These are case studies of every microloan our company has ever funded. 327 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:19,752 Plus, a 1997 swimsuit edition of Foxy Gals magazine. 328 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,420 Now, I know this isn't yours. 329 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,048 Don't be so sure. I did go to college. 330 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:28,177 So folders. Like the 1800s? 331 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,137 More like the last 25 years. 332 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:33,515 I want you to analyze these and learn what we do, 333 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,643 how we do it, and why we do it. 334 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,519 -[Asha] That could take all summer. -Mm-hmm. 335 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,439 I want you to be so brilliant, Singapore can't say no. 336 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,149 But they did say no. 337 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:46,070 I spoke to the higher-ups in London and a personal friend. 338 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:49,365 They'll see if they can pull strings to bring them back. 339 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,700 -If you screw up this time… -Heads will roll. 340 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,202 [man] That's a bit medieval. 341 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,287 But yes, your head and mine. 342 00:15:56,330 --> 00:16:00,209 I'll also probably lose my job. I'll have to take my kid out of preschool. 343 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,670 -There goes Princeton! -Ambitious, this one. 344 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,671 Come, come. 345 00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:07,299 -Mom, I'm at work. -Oh, no. Don't "I'm at work" me. 346 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,801 Now what did I do? 347 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,136 -You behaved like a total fool! -What? 348 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,348 Pooja Patel told me you gave Ravi Shah diarrhea! 349 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,767 What? No! I asked him to spell logorrhea. 350 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,728 -What's that? -Verbal diarrhea. 351 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,855 You mean diarrhea from the mo… 352 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:27,403 Oh. Well, you better behave at the next wedding or our deal is off! 353 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,488 [soft emotional music playing] 354 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,992 [Hindu priest] Today, our bride and groom come together 355 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:36,245 to celebrate both the Hindu and Jewish traditions, 356 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,373 to learn the best of what each has to offer, 357 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,876 confirming that love, spoken of in all religions, 358 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,586 is our true meeting place. 359 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:50,718 It is their promise to be honest, open, loyal, and devoted to one another. 360 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:55,347 This responsibility speaks of faith and the love and support of your friends. 361 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,100 [wedding guest] Mazel tov! 362 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,226 [guests cheering] 363 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,311 ["Hava Nagila" playing] 364 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,827 [all cheering] 365 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,998 I lost Nick to the uncles. 366 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,000 Better than the bridesmaids. 367 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,545 Beats getting hit on by that spelling bee nerd. 368 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,757 "Hi, I'm Ravi. I went to MIT. Wanna play Bananagrams with me?" 369 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,676 "No, thanks, Mr. Nerd. I'd rather clean a shower drain." 370 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,013 Ah. [chuckles] 371 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,222 -You're the nerd. -Mm-hmm. 372 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,600 Yeah. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I love nerds. 373 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,269 SAT scores through the roof! 374 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,479 Okay, I'm gonna go. 375 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,564 -Good save, though. Smooth. -Yeah. Yep. 376 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,275 You look thirsty. 377 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,985 Uh, I was actually just leaving. 378 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,528 Oh, you're leaving this time? 379 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,157 -Why tell Pooja Patel about our date? -Pooja who? 380 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,368 Pooja Patel, the gossip queen of Little India? 381 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,789 I didn't tell anyone. Why would I tell someone? 382 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,124 Huh. She was spying on us. 383 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,085 Unbelievable. 384 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,213 Asha, darling. 385 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,049 Ravi. Did you call my niece Twinkle? 386 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,676 [Sheela Auntie] She's Miss India, New Jersey, you know. 387 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,679 -Nah, Pinky Au-- -She's no brain like you, huh? 388 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,891 But a spelling bee is no Nobel Prize. 389 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,520 Pinky, leave Ravi. Ravi has time. But Asha. 390 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,314 Suneeta must be desperate. 391 00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:32,611 All these doctors and lawyers and PhDs, they will be snapped up in no time. 392 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,197 And you will be stuck with leftovers. 393 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,868 Think of the shame! Krish getting married to a younger woman so soon. 394 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:45,040 -Oh my God. You didn't know. Bechari. -Bechari, Asha, beti. Arre. 395 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,500 You know, really, I'm fine. 396 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,793 No. You know what? 397 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:51,171 Best thing, you get your revenge and get engaged quickly. 398 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,340 Oh, I'm not looking for revenge. 399 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:56,343 I'm looking for a bit of time to focus on my career. 400 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:59,721 Darling, careers fade away, but a husband and a family? 401 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,306 Those are forever, darling. 402 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,350 They're handing out wedding favors if you wanna… 403 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,060 Beta, don't worry. 404 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:09,565 We promise not to give up on you until we know that you're happy. 405 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:11,567 Happy. 406 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,110 -A hundred percent. -Yes. 407 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,196 But… can't you see? 408 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,865 I am happy. 409 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:21,326 Thrilled, in fact, 'cause I met someone too. 410 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,746 My Indian Prince Charming right here. 411 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:27,708 You two? 412 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,209 [giggles] No, no, no. 413 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,879 I heard from Pooja Patel it was a disaster. 414 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,089 Disaster? Us? No. 415 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,676 We are the opposite of disaster. We are perfect together. 416 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,887 Aren't we, Rav? Ravi? 417 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,513 -Uh-huh. -[Asha] Ravster. 418 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:46,226 She's the simple girl I always wanted, you know? Right, Asha? Shh. 419 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,812 Very good. Good luck to you and your simple girl. 420 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,731 Chalo, Pinky. Let's go. 421 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:53,775 We'll see. 422 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:55,861 Seriously? 423 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,530 -They're gone, aren't they? -Yeah, to spread the news. 424 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,408 Come on, I'll just tell them we broke up at the next wedding. 425 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,828 Then they'll just keep coming back. So, yeah, good luck. 426 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,207 -Wait. What if I didn't say that? -Okay. 427 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,377 Would it be so bad to let people think we're off the market? 428 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,879 Is this how you're gonna ask me out? 429 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:16,840 I am not asking you out. Not for real, anyway. 430 00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:19,927 -I dunno where you're going with this. -You don't have to do anything! 431 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:23,013 Just fend off the matchmaking aunties so I can get some work done. 432 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,766 Mm-hmm. Hmm. What's in it for me? 433 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:27,768 You get your life back. 434 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,228 I have my life. 435 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,024 Uh, no, you don't. 436 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:35,901 Come on. 437 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,864 [Asha] Think about it. How many Indian weddings are you invited to? 438 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,157 -Sixteen. -Nineteen. 439 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,993 We go to the ones we're both invited to. Brings it down to 14. 440 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,788 -How'd you come up with that? -Math whiz. Don't question the numbers. 441 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,082 Well, Asha, I'm not even agreeing to one. 442 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:53,043 If we join forces, we won't have to deal with all of this. 443 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,712 -Some people enjoy this. -Do you, Ravi? 444 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,965 You wanna lie, tell everyone we're dating. 445 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,009 Not lie, just role-play until wedding season's over. 446 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,719 I'm offering you a choice. 447 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:05,389 Summer with me or summer with… 448 00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:06,306 her. 449 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,516 Hi, Pinky Auntie. 450 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,477 Yeah, I'm gonna pass on both. 451 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,314 Fine, I'll pay you. Fifty bucks a wedding. 452 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,774 God. You're kidding me. 453 00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:17,317 -Seventy-five. -No. 454 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,111 -One hundred, final offer. -Five hundred. 455 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,321 -What? -I'm kidding. [chuckles] 456 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:25,033 Seriously, I'm not interested in a pretend relationship, okay? 457 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,368 Can we please focus? 458 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,371 Don't be so selfish. Do this for your parents. 459 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,748 At least until wedding season is over. 460 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:35,377 He agreed to fake date you? What's wrong with him? 461 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,753 Actually, what's wrong with you? 462 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,089 I'm a genius, that's what's wrong with me. 463 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,632 What you gonna do when mom finds out? 464 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,218 She'll be thrilled. That's the whole point. 465 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,762 How do half a billion women wear these things? 466 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,890 Yeah, she'll be thrilled until she finds out the truth. 467 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:52,227 Relax. He's an MIT start-up founder. He's every mom's dream. 468 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:58,984 [sighs] And the best part is, nobody has to be miserable anymore. 469 00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,445 [grunts, chokes] 470 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,072 [pipe screeching] 471 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:07,951 Dad, please just let me buy you a new dishwasher? 472 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:11,204 That is so typical of your generation, huh? 473 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,790 Throw money every time there's a little problem. 474 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,375 [sighs] 475 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:19,087 You know, Dad, um, you'll be happy to hear this, actually, um… 476 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,798 -I'm gonna see Asha again. -Oh really? 477 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,050 -Yeah. -Hmm. 478 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,009 She agreed? 479 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,844 Yeah, Dad, she agreed. 480 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:27,637 To go out with you again? 481 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:28,555 Yes. 482 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,224 Are you sure? 483 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,601 Yeah, Dad, I'm sure. 484 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,895 Bete, listen to me. 485 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,731 Don't let this opportunity pass you by. Act quickly. 486 00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:39,191 Okay Dad, we just met. 487 00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,902 Sure. But now is the time to make your move. 488 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,613 Before she finds out what we've been up to. 489 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,782 Okay. [chuckles] Listen Dad, I'm running late. 490 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:47,699 Yeah. 491 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,118 Please don't hurt your back, okay? 492 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,497 Ravi, remember what your mother said. 493 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:57,376 The past is the past. There's no need to bring it up. 494 00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,503 Shh. 495 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:01,880 Bye, Dad. 496 00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:04,424 Veena, he's got another date! 497 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:07,052 [traditional music playing] 498 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:19,106 Hey, I have singles. 499 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,691 Asha's happiness is worth more than one dollar. 500 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,486 So is mine. 501 00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:31,701 Suneeta, you're quite the matchmaker, huh? 502 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:35,997 Yes. Asha and Ravi made quite the cute couple at Sona's wedding. 503 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,375 -Really? -The spelling bee guy? 504 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,585 You could even say, unbelievable. 505 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,505 What is so unbelievable about that? 506 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,799 Well, go and see for yourself. 507 00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:47,259 [chuckles] 508 00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:48,260 [in Hindi] Hai raam. 509 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,847 [in English] Vijay, very handsome. 510 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,102 -Oh, do you have change for a twenty? -Sure. 511 00:23:58,687 --> 00:23:59,604 [Suneeta] Vijay! 512 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,481 Vijay! Quickly. Quickly! 513 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:03,859 Look. 514 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,026 -That's him. -Yeah. 515 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,280 -[Suneeta] He's tall. -[Vijay] He's sitting. 516 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:09,698 Yeah, but you can tell. 517 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,577 Take a picture. Get your camera. 518 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,374 Some light reading? 519 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,084 Oh. Yeah. 520 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,712 You work in finance, right? 521 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:25,714 Um, microfinance. 522 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,966 Hmm, that's the tiny kind, right? 523 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,428 That's a bit reductive, but yeah. 524 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:35,390 I'm trying to create a lending initiative 525 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,393 for women in Southeast Asia so they can start their own businesses. 526 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:41,146 Wow, okay. That is impressive. 527 00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:42,606 Thank you. 528 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:52,115 Maybe read a couple of those and if we find time, do a lap around the room. 529 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:55,243 You know, say hi to the deities. Keep up appearances and stuff. 530 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,205 -Maybe in a little while. -Okay. 531 00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:02,501 [keyboard clacking] 532 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,544 Or we could give tips to your brother-in-law 533 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,879 on how to pray, 'cause… 534 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:07,797 What is he doing? 535 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:10,217 [indistinct chatter] 536 00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:17,307 -You think he's gonna down dog? -It's very possible. 537 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:18,934 Oh, Nick. 538 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:22,145 It was endearing in the beginning. But now it's just… 539 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:27,275 Yeah, I wish he'd be himself. The low-key guy I fell in love with. 540 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,486 Nick's still that guy. 541 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:33,907 Weddings make people crazy. I would know, okay? 542 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:36,618 Just talk to him. Come here, sit down. 543 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:41,289 [emotional music playing] 544 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,166 [Asha] This is for you. 545 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:46,044 Nani gave it to me when I got engaged. 546 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,714 [Priya] Oh my God. 547 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:51,591 Asha, are you sure? 548 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:52,551 Yes. 549 00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,135 [chuckles] Of course. 550 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:59,933 [Priya chuckles] 551 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,726 You gonna try it on? 552 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,937 -[car horn beeps] -Whoa! 553 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:06,064 You guys want some hot samosas? 554 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,443 Asha, Yoshi. Yoshi, Asha. 555 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:11,361 Hey. 556 00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:14,072 -Yo, that's your fake girlfriend? Dude! -Shut up. 557 00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:15,824 -Sorry! What? -And her sister, Priya. 558 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,200 -Priya. Hi. -I'm engaged. 559 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:19,703 -Doesn't change it. -What's with the van? 560 00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:24,416 -I'm just helping Ravi out with stuff. -Just deliveries. Actually, we gotta go. 561 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:28,044 Yeah. A busboy got stuck in a walk-in. We have to go save him. 562 00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:30,714 -Okay. -We just stopped to say hi. 563 00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:32,716 -See you at the wedding, yeah? -Yeah. 564 00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:33,758 Nice seeing you. 565 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:34,676 Bye. 566 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,761 [tires screeching] 567 00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:42,517 I… thought he had a start-up. 568 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,271 Maybe they're still… starting up. 569 00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:47,856 Mm. 570 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,858 ["Chicken Lemon Rice" playing] 571 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,947 ♪ You like it when I sizzle like that ♪ 572 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,199 ♪ This takata is a riddim like that ♪ 573 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,619 ♪ Saraswathi force, win ting like that ♪ 574 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,079 ♪ Brown skin tone, peng ting like that ♪ 575 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,540 ♪ And I like to jump 'Cause the beat like that ♪ 576 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,792 ♪ Therukoothu, HD like that ♪ 577 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,878 ♪ Allez, allez haute ce soir sera lit ♪ 578 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,421 ♪ Tell a fam, it's a hit ♪ 579 00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:12,714 ♪ Slu wine with the hips ♪ 580 00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:17,010 ♪ 'Cause when we dance We gon' move the sun ♪ 581 00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:22,557 ♪ Can we dance, even in the fall, ye, ye ♪ 582 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,601 ♪ For the love we've ever known ♪ 583 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:27,228 ♪ For the love we've ever known ♪ 584 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:31,024 ♪ Can we dance, even in the fall, ye, ye ♪ 585 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,235 ♪ Uh, matchi it all comes down tonight ♪ 586 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,655 ♪ Bring your sauce talk Do you talk that spice? ♪ 587 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,240 ♪ Flavors how you mix You know, chicken lemon rice ♪ 588 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,326 ♪ Damnshestamil, only his type ♪ 589 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:43,953 ♪ Wake all day, he wake all night ♪ 590 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,748 ♪ I don't wanna play If his game ain't right… ♪ 591 00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:47,874 Ravi! 592 00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:48,875 Sorry I'm late. 593 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:53,380 Okay, save it. Some auntie thought I was single and put me on coconut duty. 594 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:57,550 -Aunties. He's with me. We're a couple. -[aunties chuckle] 595 00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:00,011 And here's the thing, Asha. 596 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:03,473 Like, I don't like weddings either. But if you say you're gonna go, 597 00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,642 I mean, you go. 598 00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:07,268 Okay, understood. 599 00:28:08,144 --> 00:28:10,772 Look, I'll finish coconut duty. 600 00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:13,942 What is coconut duty? 601 00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:16,820 All right, give me that. 602 00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:18,947 -Do you need a peeler? -No, you don't. 603 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:21,032 [glasses clinking] 604 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,705 [mic feedback echoes] 605 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,290 Thank you all so much for coming. 606 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:32,794 It's been so, so beautiful to spend the day with you. 607 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:36,131 Today isn't about being Hindu or Muslim. 608 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,883 It's about being in love. 609 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:42,846 A love that in the past would have been impossible. 610 00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,347 A love that our… 611 00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:46,266 [emotional music playing] 612 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:49,436 …our parents don't support. 613 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,020 But we still love them. 614 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:56,067 Lakshmi, you're the love of my life. 615 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:59,279 Today, tomorrow, always. 616 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:14,669 Are you okay? 617 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:16,629 Yeah. 618 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,425 I can't believe their parents didn't turn up. 619 00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:24,053 Well. Your parents, happiness. Your parents, happiness. 620 00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:27,140 -Shouldn't have to be a choice. -That's true. 621 00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:33,229 -How's your pitch going? -It's going. Kind of. 622 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:34,647 Kind of? 623 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:38,485 [sighs] Yeah. Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't have left banking. 624 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:42,113 Come on. You're saving the world, right? One tiny step at a time. 625 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:45,992 No one said it'd be easy. Besides, there's always second chances. 626 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:47,202 Not always. 627 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:50,038 Always. I mean, look at them, right? 628 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:54,167 They broke up 'cause their parents didn't want them together, but… 629 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:57,212 -There they are, just going for it. -Hm. 630 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,967 You know what? 631 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,177 Let's go dance. 632 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:07,138 -Really? -Yeah. We may never get a second chance. 633 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,307 All right. Come on. 634 00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:12,060 -[traditional music playing] -[guests cheering] 635 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,774 -Wanna go sizzle? -Let's go sizzle. 636 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:27,992 [whispers] I found it, over. 637 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,161 On my way, over. 638 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:34,249 Oh, wait. Did you find any pics of Dad's Members Only phase? 639 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:38,419 It ain't a phase if he still wears it. But I did find one with perms, over. 640 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,255 -Ooh! -Check it out. 641 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:44,342 Ha! That is definitely going in the slideshow. 642 00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:45,593 Okay. Look at this. 643 00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:50,598 That doesn't look fun. 644 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,601 Well, they only knew each other, like, three weeks. 645 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,478 She must have been so scared. 646 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,523 Have you talked to Nick yet? 647 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:05,238 Uh. I haven't had the heart. He's now taking Bollywood dance lessons. 648 00:31:05,321 --> 00:31:10,243 -Thought you didn't want a dance routine. -I don't. It's way too much pressure. 649 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:13,246 Okay, Pri, you gotta talk to him. 650 00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:21,170 Do you think Mom had a boyfriend before Dad? 651 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:25,466 No. Impossible. He must be a cousin or something. 652 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,343 Look at your cousin like that? 653 00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:32,599 Yeah, but, I mean, Mom would never do something like that. 654 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,475 Something like what, huh? 655 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:37,020 What are you two up to? 656 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,688 Uh, the wedding slideshow. 657 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:42,901 Oh. Very exciting. Is Ravi coming for lunch? I'm frying puris. 658 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,236 Oh. Nah. 659 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,072 What nah? When are you going to let us meet him? 660 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:49,949 When are you gonna let us meet him? 661 00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:52,285 We're just not there yet. 662 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:56,331 Marriage is a lifetime of getting there. Invite him. 663 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:58,499 Ma, if you push, you know what's gonna happen. 664 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,752 The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 665 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:03,004 -That is so gross. -Or an angiogram. 666 00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:04,672 That is also very gross. 667 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:07,592 [Asha laughs] 668 00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:11,721 You laugh, but it's the hollow, cynical laugh of the lonely. 669 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,808 That was very harsh. 670 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:18,519 Yeah, this is gonna blow up in your face, Ash. 671 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,855 No, it's not. I know what I'm doing. 672 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:24,317 Well, I know Mom and Dad. Wait till they get too invested. 673 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,819 [whispers] It's just not gonna happen. Over and out. 674 00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:33,534 So, Veena, Dinesh. We may have another wedding in our future. 675 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:39,040 Pooja Patel heard from Pinky that they went straight from fizzle to sizzle. 676 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,960 -So let's start planning a date! -What? 677 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:43,461 [Veena] I told you! 678 00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:47,173 Oh, after all these years of hoping, planning, praying, finally! 679 00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:50,343 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Pooja is a number one rascal. 680 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:52,512 I just know my Ravi's happier than he's ever been. 681 00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:55,056 I told him, "Just meet Asha." 682 00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:57,892 "She's such a good girl. What's the harm?" Now, see? 683 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,812 They think our way of doing things is old-fashioned and silly. 684 00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:04,107 Asha says our thinking is stuck in the India of 40 years ago. 685 00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:07,694 But Asha became an economist like her old man. That's something. 686 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,113 But she's too idealistic. 687 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:11,364 I admire you, Dinesh. 688 00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:14,450 Running this restaurant, putting Ravi through college. 689 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:15,702 It's no small feat. 690 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,620 I wanted more than this for him. [chuckles] 691 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:20,248 So tell us more about Ravi's company. 692 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,918 You know these start-ups, huh? So secretive. 693 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,087 -[Suneeta chuckles] -Who knows what he does. 694 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:30,425 Say no more. Asha doesn't want to tell us anything about her new job either. 695 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,844 To our kids who think their parents know nothing. 696 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:34,679 What would they do without us, huh? 697 00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:36,264 -Cheers! -Cheers! 698 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:38,307 -They'd be penniless. -And barren. 699 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:40,309 [all laughing] 700 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,562 [Tina] Okay, listen to this one. 701 00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:47,817 Her alcoholic husband walked out right after their son was born. 702 00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:52,697 So then we gave her a loan to open a tea shop. 703 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:56,242 Her son became the first in her family to go to high school. 704 00:33:56,743 --> 00:34:00,538 Yeah, you know what this means? These loans were her lucky break. 705 00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:03,374 Now that's a story to believe in. 706 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,251 What are you all smiley, smiley about? 707 00:34:05,334 --> 00:34:07,628 -The suits are coming back. -Singapore? 708 00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:09,338 Yes! 709 00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:10,923 -In a few weeks. -No! 710 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,845 Okay, just… I gotta get to work then. 711 00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,972 Exactly. But not here. 712 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:22,351 One of our big donors is having a soiree and you're going to be my wingwoman. 713 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,437 That is if you don't have another wedding. 714 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:28,441 Oh, I did, but I told Ravi I have a sinus infection, so… 715 00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:32,195 Oh, that's a great plan. Fake being sick to fake out your fake boyfriend. 716 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,866 [upbeat music playing] 717 00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:41,079 Ever thought of getting out of this racket and going back to London? 718 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,206 I hadn't until recently. 719 00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:46,042 The head of our Southeast Asia division just quit. 720 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:49,587 -Couldn't handle the poverty. -Would you take that job? 721 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:51,255 In a New York minute. 722 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:55,093 But it must be earned, love. Hence, the return of Singapore. 723 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:56,928 No pressure there. 724 00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,098 Look, I should go back to the office-- 725 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:02,391 -Desert me and you're fired. -Okay. 726 00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:06,062 Now, come on. Let's enjoy this bargain drink, 727 00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:11,400 this impossibly hip DJ, and whatever it is hanging in this room. 728 00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:16,531 Hey, do you think that DJ would do Priya's wedding? 729 00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:20,243 Maybe you should go check. And look out for donors on the way. 730 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:21,994 Copy that. 731 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:28,543 Uh… 732 00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:29,961 Hi. 733 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:32,255 Mr. DJ? 734 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:37,385 Um, I'm sorry to interrupt your set, and I don't want to cause offense. 735 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:41,305 But is there any chance that you do weddings at all? 736 00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:45,476 Uh, actually, someone's booked me solid on the Indian wedding circuit. 737 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,644 [Asha] Ravi? 738 00:35:49,188 --> 00:35:50,565 Sinus infection cleared up? 739 00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:52,608 Um, well, NyQuil. 740 00:35:53,776 --> 00:35:56,070 -So you're-- -Spellbound. Am I right? 741 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,989 -Mm-hmm. -[man chuckles] 742 00:35:58,072 --> 00:36:00,658 -Ravi, this is my boss… -James? 743 00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:02,535 Yo. 744 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,079 -[chuckles] -Yes. 745 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:08,416 You'd think they'd have nicer cheese at a fancy gig like this. 746 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:09,917 That's butter, dude. 747 00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:13,379 How do you both know each other? 748 00:36:13,462 --> 00:36:18,467 I heard him play a few sets at a club in Ibiza back in my party boy days. 749 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:19,927 He brought the house down. 750 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,096 -[Ravi and James chuckle] -Clearly. 751 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:23,848 Okay. 752 00:36:23,931 --> 00:36:25,683 Well, I'm gonna go schmooze. 753 00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:27,185 -I'm gonna-- -Not you. 754 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:28,436 Enjoy the butter. 755 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:29,395 Thanks, buddy. 756 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,024 You want to grab some air? 757 00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:35,568 Yeah, uh, I could do air. 758 00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:36,694 Air is good. 759 00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:39,071 Keep it chill. No lasers. 760 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,157 -Have a little faith, Rav. -I have no faith. 761 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,366 Nice to see you, Yoshi. 762 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,952 Nice to see you too. Is your sister still engaged? 763 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,245 [Asha] Yes, she is. 764 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:47,705 [Yoshi] All right, cool. 765 00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:50,541 How's everyone doing? All right. 766 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:53,794 DJ Spellbound's a little busy, so Yoshi's in the house. 767 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:58,883 -So, DJ Spellbound, huh? -Mm-hmm. 768 00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:01,719 -That's not ironic at all. -[chuckles] 769 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:05,681 You know, it started as joke, but, um, kinda just stuck. 770 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:06,891 Hmm. 771 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:10,811 [chuckles softly] 772 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:17,568 So, um, what's your big secret? Why don't you have a real boyfriend? 773 00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:19,737 -[Asha scoffs] -[Ravi chuckles] 774 00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:22,531 Why don't I have a real boyfriend? 775 00:37:22,615 --> 00:37:24,575 I think it's a legit question here. 776 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,577 Okay, yeah. It is. 777 00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:34,001 After things ended with Krish, I figured why stop there? 778 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:35,419 Mm. 779 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:43,052 So I quit my job, moved to Jersey in the hope of starting over in many ways. 780 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:44,595 [sighs] 781 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:47,974 Of course, my mom thinks I quit banking just to spite her. 782 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,475 -Did you? -Probably. 783 00:37:49,558 --> 00:37:50,476 [chuckles] 784 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:56,315 So what about you? DJ… ing, how did that happen? 785 00:37:56,399 --> 00:38:00,236 You know, my backup skill set is spelling incredibly esoteric words. 786 00:38:00,319 --> 00:38:02,029 Can't really make a living off that. 787 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,906 -Logorrhea. I mean… -Logorrhea. 788 00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:09,954 But no, like, when I was a kid, everything I did was for my parents. 789 00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:14,292 Right? Everything. Except music. Music was for me. 790 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:16,544 I mean, music used to make me happy. 791 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:20,256 But, uh, lately, I don't know. I mean… 792 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:25,011 I've been on the road for, like, ten years just working nonstop. 793 00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:27,179 I don't know what I'm working for anymore. 794 00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:28,764 So… 795 00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:34,186 I figured I'd take a break, just come back home and fix my family. 796 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,104 [scoffs] 797 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:38,149 I'm sorry. It's kind of complicated. 798 00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:48,409 [high energy dance music playing] 799 00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:49,994 Damn it, Yoshi. 800 00:38:50,077 --> 00:38:52,663 -I'm sorry. I gotta… -Yeah, you gotta go. 801 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,790 -DJ stuff. -Yeah, I gotta… Right. 802 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:56,792 Are we good? 803 00:38:57,752 --> 00:39:01,464 We're good. We're cool. Yeah. 804 00:39:01,547 --> 00:39:02,381 Great. 805 00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:04,467 Yoshi! 806 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:06,927 Oh, God. 807 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,599 I can't believe he's Spellbound. 808 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:14,310 [Asha] Wait, you actually know who he is? 809 00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:17,980 I don't, I'm a nerd, but he's got like a gazillion followers. 810 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,982 I do not trust DJs. 811 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:21,776 -[Asha chuckles] -Why? What's wrong with DJs? 812 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:23,986 I'm sure they're talented. I don't understand what they do, 813 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,154 so don't respect it. 814 00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:27,698 -What's he hiding? -I don't think he's hiding anything. 815 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:28,949 It just never came up. 816 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:34,288 You've been to a bazillion weddings and never asked him about his background? 817 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,626 I… I didn't want him to get the wrong idea. 818 00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:41,545 Ash, what if it's not the wrong idea? 819 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,798 Priya, have you been talking to Mom again? 820 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:45,966 Let it happen. You want it, sis. 821 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:46,926 -Shh! -[Priya] But-- 822 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,969 What you want… 823 00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:53,849 is a Mumbai Monster. 824 00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,768 A Mumbai Monster. 825 00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:57,103 What is it? 826 00:39:57,186 --> 00:40:02,566 It's a masala mojito infused with cumin seeds and Kashmiri chilies. 827 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:03,651 It is… 828 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:06,028 -[chokes] -[Asha] Oh. 829 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:07,363 That good, huh? 830 00:40:07,446 --> 00:40:08,989 Oh my God. That's disgusting. 831 00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:12,034 So what do we know about him? 832 00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:16,414 Okay, he was born in Jersey City and he graduated MIT 2011. 833 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:19,708 My pal Joby graduated in 2010. I can see what I can find out. 834 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,627 No, we're not snooping on Ravi. 835 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:22,753 [Nick] It's not snooping. 836 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:26,090 I'm collecting information about him without him knowing. 837 00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:30,261 If he is gonna join our family, we got to find out who he really is. 838 00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:33,264 He's not joining our family, guys, okay? We're just-- 839 00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:35,516 You're just more than fake dating. 840 00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,476 You like him, admit it. 841 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:42,690 So Nick, how's the, um… How's the Hindi coming along? 842 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:48,279 [in Hindi] The bride is driving pickles around. 843 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:52,241 [in English] He's very good. 844 00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:54,076 [low chuckle] 845 00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:57,037 I said, "It's going great." Right? 846 00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:57,955 Pretty much. 847 00:40:58,038 --> 00:41:02,251 Hey, babe. Maybe you don't need to try so hard to impress Mom and Dad. 848 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:03,544 Yes, I do. I do. 849 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,338 Nick, you're a neurosurgeon. 850 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:07,423 Here's the thing. 851 00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:12,761 A binary craniotomy is nothing compared to planning an Indian wedding. 852 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:14,763 And I really want this to go well. 853 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:17,224 My parents were barely married seven years. 854 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:23,898 In Indian traditions, the souls are linked for seven lifetimes. 855 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,986 Wow, that's a long time, babe. 856 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,405 It's not nearly enough, pumpkin. 857 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:33,741 Okay. 858 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,827 [Asha] I am starving! 859 00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:40,039 [Ravi] Me too. Who runs out of food at a wedding? Come on! 860 00:41:40,122 --> 00:41:42,875 [Asha] There wasn't even a garlic naan in sight. Whoa! 861 00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:45,753 Holy crap, Ravi. 862 00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:49,882 You live here by yourself? 863 00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:54,261 When I'm not traveling, yeah. I don't get to spend much time here, so… 864 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:57,890 It's kind of nice, being at home. Though I did have fun on the road. 865 00:41:57,973 --> 00:41:59,433 [Asha] Yeah, I can see that. 866 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,186 Anyway, you didn't finish your story. So you moved to Jersey… 867 00:42:02,269 --> 00:42:03,145 [Asha] Mm-hmm. 868 00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,230 Now what? 869 00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:07,316 -Now I change the world. -[Ravi chuckles] 870 00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:13,656 No, but seriously, starting this fund up has been way harder than I expected. 871 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:16,659 Yeah. Well, you know, anything worth doing is hard, right? 872 00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:19,578 I remember when I first started DJing 873 00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:22,456 my parents threatened to stop paying for MIT. It was scary. 874 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,958 So what did you do? 875 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:26,085 I knew exactly what to do. I panicked. 876 00:42:26,168 --> 00:42:27,336 [both chuckle] 877 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,214 Parents, happiness. Happiness, parents. 878 00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:33,342 Yeah. Here's to not letting them drown that inner voice. 879 00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:34,635 [Asha] Hmm. 880 00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:40,891 Although, you know what my inner voice is saying right now? 881 00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:42,851 What? 882 00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:44,770 Yo quiero Taco Bell. 883 00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:47,064 -Oh my God. -I need Taco Bell. 884 00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:50,359 [chuckles] Okay, every Indian loves Taco Bell. 885 00:42:50,442 --> 00:42:51,694 [Asha inhales] 886 00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:53,445 -[phone chimes] -Give me a sec. 887 00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:55,823 -Where are the plates? -Uh, second cabinet. 888 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:56,865 [Asha] Okay. 889 00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:02,121 Yoshi. Um, Good Samaritan needs, like, 27 number eights. 890 00:43:03,205 --> 00:43:07,418 Yeah. Patesh will meet you out back. And don't forget the mango pickle. 891 00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:10,379 Yeah, and do not be seen again. 892 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,423 All right. 893 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:15,134 Sorry. 894 00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:16,468 It's okay. Um… 895 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:20,347 Yoshi works at your parents' restaurant? 896 00:43:21,348 --> 00:43:24,768 Not exactly. You know, he just picks up stuff sometimes. 897 00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:28,522 Uh-huh. And then he sends them to food banks. 898 00:43:29,815 --> 00:43:30,649 Sometimes. 899 00:43:32,234 --> 00:43:33,068 [whispers] Sometimes. 900 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:35,195 What's going on? 901 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:40,034 All right. Uh, I've been making these huge catering orders from Aroma 902 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:44,705 and giving them to homeless shelters, food banks, Little League teams. [scoffs] 903 00:43:45,205 --> 00:43:46,874 Okay, but why through Yoshi? 904 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:49,668 My dad doesn't know. 905 00:43:50,252 --> 00:43:53,881 You're doing this behind his back. That just feels wrong. 906 00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:57,176 The restaurant is struggling, you know? And he's a stubborn man. 907 00:43:58,552 --> 00:43:59,386 Huh. 908 00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:01,096 Yeah, anyway. Let's eat. 909 00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:08,854 -I just have one question for you. -Hmm? 910 00:44:08,937 --> 00:44:12,107 Would you like some mango pickle with your quesalupa? 911 00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:14,568 You talking dirty to me? 912 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,570 [Asha chuckles] 913 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,365 ["Key To Love (Is Understanding)" playing from record player] 914 00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:22,034 I am stuffed. 915 00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:24,286 There's another quesalupa with your name on it. 916 00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:25,663 No mas for me. 917 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,332 [sighs] 918 00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:33,587 Shh. 919 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:35,381 Listen. 920 00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:38,008 What is it? 921 00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:40,469 The sound of no aunties. 922 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:42,805 No Yoshi. 923 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:46,058 -No parents. -Mm-hmm. 924 00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:48,435 Nobody left to fool. 925 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:49,353 Huh. 926 00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:55,734 I could be making a big mistake hanging out with, like, this cool DJ, 927 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:59,405 who, like, drops beats, turns tables, scratches things. 928 00:44:59,988 --> 00:45:01,073 Yeah, that's me. 929 00:45:01,156 --> 00:45:03,575 I talk a lot when nervous. It's called logorrhea. 930 00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:05,160 -You might've heard of it. -Right. 931 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:08,455 It's… It's this really long word. I don't know how to spell it… 932 00:45:09,915 --> 00:45:12,543 ♪ Key to love… ♪ 933 00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,006 Did you just kiss me? 934 00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:20,884 Looked like you could use a kiss. 935 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:21,885 Hmm. 936 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:27,099 Are we still role-playing? 937 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:31,645 We're improvising. 938 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:38,318 ♪ I just want to set them straight… ♪ 939 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:39,236 Okay. 940 00:45:41,196 --> 00:45:46,326 ♪ They just don’t seem To understand about love these days… ♪ 941 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:48,162 [scoffs] And I'm boring you. Wow. 942 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:49,955 Sorry. It's not you. 943 00:45:50,038 --> 00:45:52,958 -Uh-huh. It's the music, right? -Mm-mm. 944 00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:54,835 Yeah, better be the music. 945 00:45:56,837 --> 00:46:01,550 -What does a DJ actually do? -I like to think I make people happy. 946 00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:03,677 Make people happy? 947 00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:07,890 Mm-hmm. I connect with people. I can feel their energy, you know? 948 00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:08,932 Mm. 949 00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:12,352 [Ravi] I can tell when their moods are shifting. I can build on it. 950 00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:16,565 Music's just something that brings people together, you know? 951 00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:21,403 I just love being a part of it. When I was a kid, I used to feel so lost… 952 00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:23,655 ["Home" by Caribou playing from record player] 953 00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:24,573 [Ravi] Asha? 954 00:46:27,534 --> 00:46:28,911 ♪ She's happy on her own… ♪ 955 00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:29,828 Okay. 956 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,583 ♪ She picks up all the pieces ♪ 957 00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:37,336 ♪ She's going home ♪ 958 00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:39,963 ♪ Baby, I'm home I'm home, I'm home ♪ 959 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,049 ♪ Yeah, she's going home ♪ 960 00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:44,885 ♪ Baby, I'm home I'm home, I'm home ♪ 961 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:48,430 ♪ Home ♪ 962 00:46:49,723 --> 00:46:50,808 ♪ Home ♪ 963 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:53,268 ♪ Home ♪ 964 00:46:54,561 --> 00:46:56,021 ♪ Home ♪ 965 00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:59,191 [hums rhythmically] Oh! 966 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,527 Nice moves. 967 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:03,570 -Hey! [chuckles] -Hey. 968 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,239 -Good morning. -Good morning. 969 00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:06,990 -How are you feeling? -Great. 970 00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:10,994 -I haven't slept that well in a long time. -Yeah, I noticed. 971 00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:12,579 [chuckles] 972 00:47:14,957 --> 00:47:18,710 Hey, Ravi, about last night. I'm sorry. 973 00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,048 You're sorry. 974 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:25,676 Yeah, that should never have happened. 975 00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:30,138 Right. No, you know, it's probably my fault. 976 00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:32,641 I should apologize. I shouldn't have had you here. 977 00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:34,726 -No, Ravi-- -No, I get it. We had a deal. 978 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:36,061 No, Ravi. 979 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:39,648 I mean that I'm sorry that I fell asleep. 980 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,152 I wish I hadn't. I was having a really nice time. 981 00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:46,238 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. 982 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:47,739 Me too. 983 00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:53,871 But maybe we can just keep this to ourselves for a little while. 984 00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:57,624 You want to fake that we're fake dating? 985 00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:59,501 I don't want things to get weird. 986 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,881 Can we at least agree we like each other or… 987 00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:05,883 [Asha] Hmm… 988 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:07,759 I don't know. 989 00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:16,184 -I'll take that as a yes. -Mm-hmm. 990 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:19,354 Though no one can know we really like each other. 991 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:20,397 Exactly. 992 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,858 ["Tiptoeing" by Hope Tala playing] 993 00:48:22,941 --> 00:48:24,109 Oh! 994 00:48:24,192 --> 00:48:26,570 -[Ravi hums rhythmically] -[Asha chuckles] 995 00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:30,157 [Asha laughs] 996 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,785 -[Ravi] Are you a dancer? -[Asha] Used to be. 997 00:48:35,203 --> 00:48:37,664 ♪ When we met, I wasn't interested ♪ 998 00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:41,293 ♪ I did half a glance Didn't want to chance it ♪ 999 00:48:41,376 --> 00:48:44,963 ♪ Now I lie awake and I think about you ♪ 1000 00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:49,134 ♪ Because there's a moral to the story But I don't know it ♪ 1001 00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:52,054 ♪ Always listen to myself But not this time I guess ♪ 1002 00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:56,975 ♪ Keep on running from it When I want it, I do ♪ 1003 00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:00,938 ♪ How you gonna make me Do this dance again ♪ 1004 00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:04,399 ♪ We're getting closer But we're trying to be friends ♪ 1005 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:09,947 ♪ If we start it might never end So we keep tiptoeing ♪ 1006 00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:13,033 ♪ I drag my heels 'Cause I just can't walk away ♪ 1007 00:49:13,116 --> 00:49:16,119 ♪ Fantasizing, if you want to You could stay ♪ 1008 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:18,205 ♪ And be my baby But our hearts might break ♪ 1009 00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:21,500 ♪ So we keep tiptoeing ♪ 1010 00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:23,752 ♪ It's forbidden but I still want you ♪ 1011 00:49:23,835 --> 00:49:27,547 ♪ I wanna taste the fruit But I just can't chance it ♪ 1012 00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:31,301 ♪ So much at risk And I am scared to lose ♪ 1013 00:49:32,427 --> 00:49:35,681 ♪ And there's a moral to the story But I have lost my head ♪ 1014 00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:38,517 ♪ There's a million different secrets We should leave unsaid ♪ 1015 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:42,854 ♪ Should be running from it When I want it, I do ♪ 1016 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:47,609 ♪ I drag my heels 'Cause I just can't walk away ♪ 1017 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:50,654 ♪ Fantasizing, if you want to You could stay ♪ 1018 00:49:50,737 --> 00:49:52,739 ♪ And be my baby But our hearts might break ♪ 1019 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:56,118 ♪ So we keep tiptoeing ♪ 1020 00:49:56,201 --> 00:49:59,204 ♪ I drag my heels 'Cause I just can't walk away ♪ 1021 00:49:59,287 --> 00:50:01,999 ♪ Fantasizing, if you want to You could stay ♪ 1022 00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:04,251 ♪ And be my baby But our hearts might break ♪ 1023 00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:07,754 ♪ So we keep tiptoeing ♪ 1024 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:11,466 ♪ Tiptoes, tiptoes You got me on my tiptoes, tiptoes ♪ 1025 00:50:12,217 --> 00:50:14,553 [Asha laughing] 1026 00:50:14,636 --> 00:50:16,638 [emotional music playing] 1027 00:50:33,613 --> 00:50:35,073 [phone beeps] 1028 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:37,659 -I gotta check that. Sorry. -No, you don't. 1029 00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:39,786 [Asha chuckles] 1030 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:44,916 -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. -What? 1031 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,296 It's James. Singapore's coming back. They're gonna be here in nine hours. 1032 00:50:49,379 --> 00:50:50,255 On a Sunday? 1033 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:54,301 Yeah. I'm not ready. I dropped the ball. I have five years of stories left. 1034 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:58,889 Asha, I've seen you bust your ass all summer 1035 00:50:58,972 --> 00:51:02,225 going through these boxes looking for this story to believe in. 1036 00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:05,645 I don't wanna overstep, but I don't think you'll find that story in a box. 1037 00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:07,689 What does that mean? 1038 00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:09,900 You're the story. Okay? 1039 00:51:09,983 --> 00:51:13,945 For what it's worth, I believe in that story like I believe in you. 1040 00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:15,405 They'll believe in you. 1041 00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:18,533 I'm scared, Ravi. 1042 00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:20,368 Everybody's scared. 1043 00:51:21,703 --> 00:51:23,955 But you've done the hard work already, right? 1044 00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:27,751 Now you just gotta own what you want, listen to your heart, 1045 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:30,754 and just let your love be greater than your fear. 1046 00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:37,344 [sighs] 1047 00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:41,181 Come here. 1048 00:51:45,477 --> 00:51:46,478 You got this. 1049 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:55,654 Ready to clean out the bank of Singapore? 1050 00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:57,697 Beat you to it. 1051 00:51:57,781 --> 00:52:00,033 Excuse me. You're making progress. 1052 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:04,204 Now, get changed, and let's go knock their Gucci socks off. 1053 00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:05,872 I am changed. 1054 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:07,249 Oh. 1055 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:09,543 Right. 1056 00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:13,004 You sure? 1057 00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:14,089 Sure. 1058 00:52:17,592 --> 00:52:18,510 Thank you. 1059 00:52:23,223 --> 00:52:24,057 [sighs] 1060 00:52:24,891 --> 00:52:26,434 When I was three years old, 1061 00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:30,939 I shocked my parents by calculating a 12% tip on a pizza delivery. 1062 00:52:31,773 --> 00:52:33,150 Numbers've never failed me. 1063 00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:37,737 But today, I am not here to talk about numbers. 1064 00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:42,117 I'm here to talk about her. 1065 00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:46,538 When we gave Chinda a loan to open her tailor shop, 1066 00:52:46,621 --> 00:52:48,165 we gave her a new life. 1067 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,712 We also gave her daughters the ability to become the first in their family 1068 00:52:53,795 --> 00:52:55,130 to attend high school. 1069 00:52:56,131 --> 00:53:02,262 Like Chinda, my grandfather… my dada-ji, also received a loan. 1070 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:07,225 When floods destroyed his crops in the small town called Mirzapur, 1071 00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:11,104 he moved to Mumbai and borrowed 1000 rupees to buy this boat. 1072 00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:14,774 With the money that he made fishing, 1073 00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:19,112 he was able to send my father to Ohio State to study economics, 1074 00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:23,992 making my dad the first in our family to finish college. 1075 00:53:26,453 --> 00:53:29,873 I am standing in this room today because of this boat 1076 00:53:29,956 --> 00:53:33,001 and because of the sacrifices that my parents made 1077 00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:36,671 to make sure their children had a better life. 1078 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:38,924 [emotional music playing] 1079 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:41,468 Our story is a reminder 1080 00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:45,305 that these loans aren't just a chance to change a woman's life, 1081 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:50,143 but the chance to change her entire family's future. 1082 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,604 Across continents, 1083 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:54,773 for generations to come. 1084 00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:02,822 And if we're being honest, 1085 00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:06,576 our lives are better when their lives are better. 1086 00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:10,580 Or as my father would say, 1087 00:54:11,581 --> 00:54:14,167 "A rising tide lifts all boats." 1088 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:16,211 That's the real story here. 1089 00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:25,387 The question is, how many stories are we willing to rewrite? 1090 00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:47,158 Hey. 1091 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,201 Hey yourself. 1092 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,744 [both chuckle] 1093 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:51,830 Thank you. 1094 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,627 How can you afford to buy so many of these? 1095 00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:02,048 I'm hopelessly addicted to caffeine and prefer not to drink alone. 1096 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:03,925 Enjoy it while you can. 1097 00:55:07,178 --> 00:55:08,054 Wait, what? 1098 00:55:08,888 --> 00:55:11,683 Unfortunately, I won't be able to keep you here. 1099 00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:15,520 James, I thought we-- 1100 00:55:15,603 --> 00:55:20,734 You convinced them to invest an additional ten million beyond our ask. 1101 00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:21,651 What? 1102 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,445 Oh my God! 1103 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:25,739 And you're firing me? 1104 00:55:25,822 --> 00:55:28,742 Hardly. When I told London the good news, 1105 00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:32,746 they decided to offer the Southeast Asia division to you. 1106 00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:35,165 But that's your promotion. 1107 00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:37,125 [scoffs] London can wait. 1108 00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:40,003 And let's be honest, I couldn't do half the job you will. 1109 00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:41,713 No, no, no. I can't accept that. 1110 00:55:41,796 --> 00:55:43,465 You don't have a choice. 1111 00:55:43,548 --> 00:55:46,176 Now, not only did Singapore come through, 1112 00:55:46,259 --> 00:55:49,637 but we received an additional massive donation from Red Star 1113 00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:51,389 that really got London's attention. 1114 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:53,058 All because of you. 1115 00:55:53,641 --> 00:55:56,227 -Red Star? -Another charitable trust. 1116 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:59,814 Ash, when it rains it pours, 1117 00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:02,609 and our little tin cup runneth over. [chuckles] 1118 00:56:04,652 --> 00:56:06,988 -[James] Hmm. -[emotional music playing] 1119 00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:10,283 It's beautiful, isn't it? 1120 00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:14,371 Yes. It is. 1121 00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:17,290 Congratulations, Ash. 1122 00:56:22,295 --> 00:56:26,174 Now I have to go figure out how to spend all this money. [chuckles] 1123 00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:28,385 James. 1124 00:56:31,554 --> 00:56:32,389 Thank you. 1125 00:56:35,266 --> 00:56:36,518 It was just coffee. 1126 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:47,195 [exhales] 1127 00:56:47,821 --> 00:56:48,947 [chuckles] 1128 00:56:49,739 --> 00:56:51,741 [keypad clacking] 1129 00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:54,702 [phone buzzing] 1130 00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:58,373 Priya! Tea's ready. And your phone is dinging. 1131 00:56:58,456 --> 00:56:59,833 [phone buzzing] 1132 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:07,632 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God! 1133 00:57:07,715 --> 00:57:09,551 [gasps hysterically] Ooh! 1134 00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:12,929 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 1135 00:57:13,012 --> 00:57:16,683 What else could, "I have big news to share," mean, hey? 1136 00:57:16,766 --> 00:57:18,518 [chuckles] Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 1137 00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:22,230 Yeah. Okay, okay. Listen, listen. 1138 00:57:22,313 --> 00:57:24,858 Why don't you come for Sunday lunch, hmm? 1139 00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:26,985 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. 1140 00:57:27,068 --> 00:57:29,028 Yeah, do wear a sari. 1141 00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:31,573 Okay. And I've already arranged mithai. 1142 00:57:31,656 --> 00:57:33,741 Okay, okay. All right. Bye-bye. 1143 00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:37,495 Oh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you very much. 1144 00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:39,330 What's the occasion? 1145 00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,292 Just the Shahs coming for lunch. 1146 00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:44,043 Accha! Things getting serious, huh? 1147 00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:44,961 Hmm, yeah. 1148 00:57:45,044 --> 00:57:46,337 A word to the wise. 1149 00:57:46,421 --> 00:57:49,841 Don't blindly trust what Ravi's parents say about him. 1150 00:57:49,924 --> 00:57:50,925 Fine, theek hai. 1151 00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:52,635 Arre, listen. 1152 00:57:53,344 --> 00:57:57,432 Just do a background check. You know, college, job, horoscope-- 1153 00:57:57,515 --> 00:57:59,976 Ravi graduated from MIT, for God's sake. 1154 00:58:00,059 --> 00:58:02,854 -Suneeta, listen. -And he makes my Asha happy. 1155 00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:08,651 [eager music playing] 1156 00:58:09,944 --> 00:58:10,820 Here we go. 1157 00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:15,575 Everybody, come. Line up. We'll do the photo. 1158 00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:18,077 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coming. Coming! 1159 00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:19,829 -[Suneeta] Come here. -[Vijay] Come on. 1160 00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:21,164 [Dinesh] Come, Veena. Okay. 1161 00:58:21,247 --> 00:58:24,667 -One, two, three. Say paneer. -[camera beeping] 1162 00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:26,377 [all] Paneer! 1163 00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:28,963 I can't wait to see their faces! 1164 00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:30,465 -Oh, I hear the door. -Okay. 1165 00:58:31,132 --> 00:58:32,217 [Suneeta] Shh, shh. 1166 00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:34,636 …getting a pet. 1167 00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:38,097 [All] Surpri… 1168 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:39,182 Oh, it's you guys. 1169 00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:42,268 Namaste. What's the occasion? What are we celebrating? 1170 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:43,978 -I'm Nick. -We're waiting for… 1171 00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:46,898 -Oh, I see them coming! Stand over here. -Okay. Okay. 1172 00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:50,443 -[Nick] Wait, what's going on? -[both chuckle] 1173 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:51,528 Oh my God. 1174 00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:53,321 [all] Surprise! 1175 00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:56,616 Look at their faces! 1176 00:58:56,699 --> 00:58:57,534 Mom? Dad? 1177 00:58:57,617 --> 00:59:02,497 I had no idea that Ravi's parents were joining us for lunch. Hello. 1178 00:59:02,580 --> 00:59:05,959 Oh, your future in-laws don't need a formal invite. 1179 00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:06,876 Sorry, my what? 1180 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,711 Your mom is a bit overexcited. 1181 00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:10,505 [Suneeta] For your news, huh? 1182 00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:13,716 We wanted to throw a party, but this will do for now. 1183 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,177 Okay. So tell us your big news! 1184 00:59:16,886 --> 00:59:20,265 Oh my God. No, Mom. That's not what this is. 1185 00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:22,141 You're not getting engaged? 1186 00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:24,769 What? No. Dad, why would you think that? 1187 00:59:24,852 --> 00:59:27,188 You and Asha seem so happy, we thought-- 1188 00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:29,774 And then maybe my mom got a crazy idea? 1189 00:59:29,857 --> 00:59:32,402 Suneeta, I told you not to let the bull hit you. 1190 00:59:32,485 --> 00:59:33,945 Boy, is that true, Mr. M. 1191 00:59:34,028 --> 00:59:35,905 Always with the sayings, Vijay! 1192 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,491 Okay, then, so what is this big news? 1193 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:42,912 Singapore, Ma! I got the funding for the loan initiative. 1194 00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:45,081 -Oh my God! Congrats! -Hey! 1195 00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:46,457 Thank you. 1196 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:47,959 Is that a promotion? 1197 00:59:48,042 --> 00:59:50,253 Yes, actually. And a raise. 1198 00:59:50,336 --> 00:59:51,504 -[scoffs] -More travel? 1199 00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:56,217 You could say that. The position is in the company headquarters in London, so… 1200 00:59:59,721 --> 01:00:00,722 London, London? 1201 01:00:00,805 --> 01:00:02,515 Oh no. London, England, babe. 1202 01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:05,810 No. No, no, no, no. I don't accept this. No. 1203 01:00:05,893 --> 01:00:07,854 When were you gonna tell me? 1204 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:11,065 Uh, right now. That's literally what this is. 1205 01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:14,402 [Priya sighs] 1206 01:00:14,485 --> 01:00:15,987 Wow, London. That's, um… 1207 01:00:16,070 --> 01:00:18,323 A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 1208 01:00:18,906 --> 01:00:19,866 Thanks, Dad. 1209 01:00:19,949 --> 01:00:24,746 But look. If you're going to go so far at least get engaged first. 1210 01:00:24,829 --> 01:00:25,830 -Mom! -[Dinesh] I agree. 1211 01:00:25,913 --> 01:00:28,333 I could check their horoscopes next week. 1212 01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:30,084 No horoscope, none of this nonsense. 1213 01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:33,087 I agree. They care for each other. That's all that matters. 1214 01:00:33,171 --> 01:00:38,301 Yeah. And Ravi, we know you are a kind, decent, honest boy. Hmm? 1215 01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:44,057 Okay, Auntie, it's nice that you say that, but I… I need to tell you something. 1216 01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:46,351 -Like, all of you. -[coughs] 1217 01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:48,394 Ravi. [chokes] 1218 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:49,687 -Dad? -Dinesh? 1219 01:00:49,771 --> 01:00:52,023 -Are you okay? -Get some water. 1220 01:00:52,106 --> 01:00:53,149 Are you okay? 1221 01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:56,861 Ravi, don't say anything. It's your last chance to be happy! 1222 01:00:57,528 --> 01:00:59,238 -Try to relax. -Quickly, quickly! 1223 01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:00,156 I'm okay. 1224 01:01:00,239 --> 01:01:02,325 Guys, he's fine. He panicked. 1225 01:01:02,408 --> 01:01:05,453 Relax, Dinesh. They'll get married in their own time. 1226 01:01:05,536 --> 01:01:07,497 -Dad, stop it. -Whiskey. 1227 01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:09,791 Okay. Uncle, that's not the reason he panicked. 1228 01:01:09,874 --> 01:01:13,753 He panicked 'cause I was gonna tell you that my biodata, it's all lies. 1229 01:01:13,836 --> 01:01:16,255 But who cares? So is mine. Everyone's is. 1230 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,091 Yeah, but Asha, mine is, like-- 1231 01:01:18,174 --> 01:01:21,761 Yeah, but you did go to MIT. You do run your own company. 1232 01:01:21,844 --> 01:01:24,389 Okay, come on, Dad. Yeah, I went to MIT. Okay. 1233 01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:27,141 I was 16 years old. I didn't know what I was doing. 1234 01:01:29,769 --> 01:01:31,479 So I dropped out, by the way. 1235 01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:38,361 That must've been very difficult. When did you go back? 1236 01:01:39,404 --> 01:01:40,947 I didn't go back, Uncle. 1237 01:01:41,864 --> 01:01:44,200 I couldn't. I just… 1238 01:01:44,283 --> 01:01:48,329 I needed time to figure out what I wanted, without all the pressure. 1239 01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:49,497 And that time, it… 1240 01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:51,833 It saved my life. 1241 01:01:54,335 --> 01:01:56,421 So, yeah, I didn't finish college. 1242 01:01:58,965 --> 01:02:00,425 But I do have a company. 1243 01:02:01,676 --> 01:02:04,137 It's just not a start-up. I'm a DJ. 1244 01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:06,013 -[Nick scoffs] -[in Hindi] Hai raam. 1245 01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:07,265 Oh. 1246 01:02:07,348 --> 01:02:09,016 [Vijay in English] It's okay. 1247 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,852 Why didn't you just tell me? 1248 01:02:11,519 --> 01:02:12,687 Asha, I tried to. 1249 01:02:12,770 --> 01:02:16,107 He should've come clean way sooner, but it's not a big deal. 1250 01:02:16,190 --> 01:02:18,860 -When we found out, it-- -You and Nick knew about this? 1251 01:02:18,943 --> 01:02:20,319 My buddy Joby told me, yeah. 1252 01:02:20,403 --> 01:02:22,864 You didn't think it was important to tell me? 1253 01:02:22,947 --> 01:02:24,615 Because we like him. 1254 01:02:25,324 --> 01:02:26,159 Right? 1255 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:29,287 Oh yeah, no, we like him. Oh yeah, a lot. 1256 01:02:30,288 --> 01:02:33,291 Wait a minute. Ravi, you had 15 years to make it right? 1257 01:02:33,374 --> 01:02:35,501 Go back to school, get a job, but… 1258 01:02:36,085 --> 01:02:38,379 [scoffs] You become a DJ? 1259 01:02:38,463 --> 01:02:41,215 Ravi, can this lifestyle support a family? 1260 01:02:41,299 --> 01:02:43,259 Dad, don't ask him that. We're not getting engaged. 1261 01:02:43,342 --> 01:02:44,510 Yeah, Uncle, I can. 1262 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:46,679 [Asha] And why are you even responding? 1263 01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:50,224 I don't need anyone to support me. Why is this always about supporting me? 1264 01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:53,728 Even if I wanted a family, I could do it on my own. 1265 01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:57,815 All I would really like is some honesty. 1266 01:02:57,899 --> 01:03:01,736 But Asha, wasn't it your idea to pretend to be a couple in the first place? 1267 01:03:01,819 --> 01:03:03,362 -[mothers] What? -Oh my God. 1268 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:04,614 You lied to us, Asha? 1269 01:03:04,697 --> 01:03:05,990 How could you do this? 1270 01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:07,116 Because of this! 1271 01:03:07,992 --> 01:03:13,122 Because you people drive us insane with your pressure. This is what happens! 1272 01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:15,458 We are dating now, though. 1273 01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:19,796 What's the point of that? You're a DJ. How will you pay for your kids' college? 1274 01:03:19,879 --> 01:03:21,672 -Mom… -Anyone smell the… 1275 01:03:21,756 --> 01:03:23,591 'Cause it smells like burning, so… 1276 01:03:23,674 --> 01:03:27,261 I told you! No one wants to marry a bum like you. Now do you see? 1277 01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:28,596 Don't call my son a bum! 1278 01:03:28,679 --> 01:03:29,680 You encouraged this! 1279 01:03:29,764 --> 01:03:30,765 Okay, Dad, stop. 1280 01:03:31,265 --> 01:03:35,144 Let me ask you. Who do you think paid for all the catering orders these last months? 1281 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:38,231 -What? -Food banks, homeless shelters, the teams. 1282 01:03:38,314 --> 01:03:42,318 -What are you talking about? -Red Star Standard, Dad. Ring a bell? 1283 01:03:42,401 --> 01:03:43,820 [Dinesh] What about it? 1284 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:47,406 Those are my initials, Dad. That's me, I'm Red Star Standard. 1285 01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:49,408 Red Star Standard? 1286 01:03:51,702 --> 01:03:52,537 That's you? 1287 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,373 Yeah. It's this charitable fund I just… 1288 01:03:55,456 --> 01:03:56,499 [whispers] Oh my God. 1289 01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:58,751 -Asha… -[smoke detector beeping] 1290 01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:02,588 [breathes heavily] No one panic. The aloo gobi's on fire. 1291 01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:04,382 [Suneeta] What? Aloo gobi? 1292 01:04:04,465 --> 01:04:05,967 -Asha, wait. -[Suneeta] Oh my God! 1293 01:04:06,050 --> 01:04:07,802 [Asha] Did it ever occur to you to ask? 1294 01:04:07,885 --> 01:04:09,262 Why are you so upset? 1295 01:04:09,345 --> 01:04:12,473 Oh. [scoffs] How many more surprises do you have for me? 1296 01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:14,684 I thought this would make you happy. 1297 01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:18,479 "You have to own what you want and trust your inner voice?" What the hell? 1298 01:04:18,563 --> 01:04:19,564 I meant it. 1299 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:21,774 But you don't think I can do my job on my own. 1300 01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:24,569 Asha, you convinced me it was a good investment-- 1301 01:04:24,652 --> 01:04:28,614 I wasn't trying to convince you. I needed to do this by myself. 1302 01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:30,032 I just wanted to help. 1303 01:04:30,116 --> 01:04:30,950 Help? 1304 01:04:32,827 --> 01:04:36,289 The way you helped your dad? Don't you see that it's so patronizing? 1305 01:04:37,331 --> 01:04:39,083 How do you even have so much money? 1306 01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:41,836 Rob a bank? Sell endangered species off the back of a van. 1307 01:04:41,919 --> 01:04:43,588 No, it's because of Facebook. 1308 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:45,965 -So you did work at a start-up. -Not exactly. 1309 01:04:46,048 --> 01:04:48,759 I DJ'd a couple parties for them back in the day and they couldn't pay. 1310 01:04:48,843 --> 01:04:50,052 Gave me stock instead. 1311 01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:52,597 You made a million bucks DJing some nerd parties? 1312 01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,725 A lot more, actually. Look, it's no big deal. 1313 01:04:55,808 --> 01:04:58,227 It is a big deal. I am not some cause. 1314 01:04:58,311 --> 01:04:59,896 I know that, Asha. I know that. 1315 01:04:59,979 --> 01:05:02,982 At least Krish was honest about the fact that he didn't believe in me. 1316 01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:05,526 -You did it behind my back. -Seriously? 1317 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:09,989 Let me ask. You ever been honest about a single relationship? 1318 01:05:10,072 --> 01:05:12,283 -Don't turn this around. -You wanted to role-play. 1319 01:05:12,366 --> 01:05:13,743 Yeah, and you broke character. 1320 01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:18,039 [emotional music playing] 1321 01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:20,917 There is a big difference between telling a white lie 1322 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,835 and being completely untruthful. 1323 01:05:25,421 --> 01:05:26,464 Who even are you? 1324 01:05:27,256 --> 01:05:30,426 Asha, I'm the guy who went to 14 weddings with you. 1325 01:05:32,261 --> 01:05:35,723 Not because I had to. Not because my parents forced me to. 1326 01:05:35,806 --> 01:05:38,142 I went because I genuinely wanted to. 1327 01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:41,729 That's the only thing I was untruthful about. 1328 01:05:41,812 --> 01:05:44,065 That I didn't have to pretend to be in love with you. 1329 01:05:44,148 --> 01:05:46,150 Which is what I am, by the way. 1330 01:05:48,402 --> 01:05:49,695 I'm in love with you. 1331 01:05:56,243 --> 01:05:58,204 I opened my heart to you, Ravi. 1332 01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:04,043 Do you know what that took? 1333 01:06:09,298 --> 01:06:10,633 And for the record, 1334 01:06:12,009 --> 01:06:13,427 I don't care about MIT. 1335 01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:18,933 I trusted you, and you let me down. 1336 01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:30,194 [sighs] 1337 01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:47,545 Hey, Mom. 1338 01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:52,049 I can't believe it, beta. You spent thousands on orders through Red Star. 1339 01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:55,052 He wouldn't let me help you otherwise, so… 1340 01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:59,557 You were always different, even as a child. 1341 01:07:01,475 --> 01:07:02,935 And I worried for you. 1342 01:07:04,687 --> 01:07:06,647 Mom, what was the point in lying? 1343 01:07:07,732 --> 01:07:10,568 Asha and her parents want nothing to do with me now. 1344 01:07:12,194 --> 01:07:13,946 We were only trying to help. 1345 01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:18,617 Do not blame your mom. You met Asha because of that biodata. 1346 01:07:18,701 --> 01:07:20,119 Can't you see? 1347 01:07:20,619 --> 01:07:24,790 You're our son. We would lie, die, whatever for your happiness. 1348 01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:26,834 Yeah, Dad, but I was happy. 1349 01:07:26,917 --> 01:07:28,794 Then you should've kept your mouth shut. 1350 01:07:31,672 --> 01:07:32,506 Talk to her. 1351 01:07:33,299 --> 01:07:35,551 -She won't take my calls. -Then go to her. 1352 01:07:36,260 --> 01:07:37,845 [sighs] It doesn't matter. 1353 01:07:39,805 --> 01:07:41,724 I came to tell you I'm going back to work. 1354 01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:44,393 Yoshi lined up a bunch of gigs, and I just… 1355 01:07:45,519 --> 01:07:47,480 -I think it's time. -Ravi, no. 1356 01:07:47,563 --> 01:07:52,234 Mom, I am done lying. I'm done pretending to be someone I'm not. 1357 01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:55,196 Again, you're running away the minute things get hard. [scoffs] 1358 01:07:55,279 --> 01:07:57,948 Okay. Here's the thing, Dad. 1359 01:07:58,449 --> 01:08:00,659 I am not running away. 1360 01:08:01,202 --> 01:08:04,121 Okay? This is my job. This is who I am. 1361 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:08,793 I just wish you could see that. I wish that was enough, but clearly not… 1362 01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:10,836 Ravi, it's not that. We want you-- 1363 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,799 We want the son we lost when he dropped out of MIT and disappeared. 1364 01:08:16,133 --> 01:08:19,887 -We want those years back. -Yeah, but those years are gone, Dad! 1365 01:08:19,970 --> 01:08:21,347 Those years are gone! 1366 01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:28,145 But the son you do have is standing right in front of you. I am right here. 1367 01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:33,776 [melancholic music playing] 1368 01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:34,693 Okay. 1369 01:09:52,938 --> 01:09:54,940 I recommend a flat in Shoreditch. 1370 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:58,611 It's murderously expensive, but you're getting a raise. 1371 01:10:07,786 --> 01:10:09,663 They called again to see if you'd signed. 1372 01:10:10,581 --> 01:10:11,540 [phone chimes] 1373 01:10:17,004 --> 01:10:20,341 Ash, he's an international DJ. You'll see him again. 1374 01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:22,635 I don't think so. 1375 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:25,054 Look. I'm sorry. I'm confused. 1376 01:10:25,846 --> 01:10:29,642 This guy that you pretended to date and thought was broke, 1377 01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:31,560 you actually fell in love with. 1378 01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:34,897 Okay. And, it turns out, oh, he's crazy rich. 1379 01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:37,942 Not to mention, he helped you get promoted over your boss. 1380 01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:39,401 He believes in you. 1381 01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:42,196 And this is the guy you never wanna see again. 1382 01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:47,826 You need to swallow your pride you need to sign that contract, 1383 01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:51,330 and then you need to apologize to that boy. It is that simple. 1384 01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:53,165 -It's not-- -I don't wanna hear it! 1385 01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:55,960 You know what's not simple? 1386 01:10:57,753 --> 01:10:58,587 Seeing you go. 1387 01:11:01,590 --> 01:11:02,800 I'm gonna miss you. 1388 01:11:02,883 --> 01:11:04,218 We're gonna miss you. 1389 01:11:04,301 --> 01:11:08,264 I'm gonna hate your phony British accent you're obviously gonna come home with. 1390 01:11:10,891 --> 01:11:13,477 But if you let opportunities like this pass you by… 1391 01:11:16,188 --> 01:11:18,274 -I'm gonna have to kill you. -[Asha chuckles] 1392 01:11:18,357 --> 01:11:20,567 I know people in this town who can make that happen. 1393 01:11:20,651 --> 01:11:23,612 -Okay. -If it's really over, why not just go? 1394 01:11:23,696 --> 01:11:24,905 What's holding you back? 1395 01:11:26,156 --> 01:11:31,495 I guess my family, my parents, my sister. I've never left them like this before. 1396 01:11:31,578 --> 01:11:35,291 We spend so much energy trying to get away from our parents. 1397 01:11:35,374 --> 01:11:37,501 And when we finally get the chance… 1398 01:11:38,002 --> 01:11:39,586 [emotional music playing] 1399 01:11:39,670 --> 01:11:42,172 It was hard for me to leave Jamaica for London. 1400 01:11:43,674 --> 01:11:47,720 I didn't want to abandon my parents. In spite of our differences. 1401 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,471 And how did you? 1402 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:53,142 I realized my life is where I take it. 1403 01:11:54,435 --> 01:11:56,770 My parents will always be there for me. 1404 01:11:56,854 --> 01:12:01,108 But opportunities like these don't come along every day. 1405 01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:07,448 So this is where you're saving the world. 1406 01:12:08,115 --> 01:12:10,326 -Dad? -[exhales] We were just leaving. 1407 01:12:15,122 --> 01:12:15,956 Mr. Maurya. 1408 01:12:16,915 --> 01:12:18,459 What are you doing here? 1409 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:22,546 You want to go for a walk? 1410 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:27,176 [hopeful music playing] 1411 01:12:31,555 --> 01:12:37,144 Beta, when I was a young economist, it was a different time. 1412 01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:41,523 White men half as smart as me would get promoted above me. 1413 01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:43,859 I'd get stuck doing their job for them. 1414 01:12:44,943 --> 01:12:48,947 You know what my boss said? He said, "Indians? They're smart, sure, 1415 01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:52,159 but they're numbers guys. They'll never be leaders." 1416 01:12:52,951 --> 01:12:57,331 I know. Makes me so mad. I'm sorry you had to go through that, Dad. 1417 01:12:57,414 --> 01:13:01,168 Which is why I was so worried that you were being too idealistic. 1418 01:13:01,668 --> 01:13:04,713 I didn't want you to face the same disappointment I had. 1419 01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:08,717 But, um, look at you. 1420 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:11,387 You did it. 1421 01:13:13,722 --> 01:13:16,016 Bigger numbers than I ever dreamt of. 1422 01:13:16,725 --> 01:13:17,684 [Asha chuckles] 1423 01:13:17,768 --> 01:13:19,895 And you know what makes me the most proud? 1424 01:13:20,979 --> 01:13:22,981 That you did it on your own terms. 1425 01:13:23,941 --> 01:13:26,902 Jah, beti. Go to London. You deserve it. 1426 01:13:27,444 --> 01:13:30,948 -[sighs] -Go have the experience of a lifetime. 1427 01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:33,575 For me. 1428 01:13:38,205 --> 01:13:40,165 I'm sorry that I lied to you. 1429 01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:42,918 I'm sorry we drove you crazy. 1430 01:13:44,878 --> 01:13:47,131 -I blame it on your mother. -[Asha giggles] 1431 01:13:50,008 --> 01:13:52,344 I think I have time for some ice cream. 1432 01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:54,388 What kind of job is this? 1433 01:14:06,483 --> 01:14:08,485 [soft emotional music playing] 1434 01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:17,870 [inaudible chatter] 1435 01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:23,542 Offo, where is your sister? 1436 01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:25,294 Getting her makeup done. Relax. 1437 01:14:25,377 --> 01:14:28,380 Hai Bhagwan. Why is she only wearing one necklace? 1438 01:14:29,339 --> 01:14:31,133 'Cause she's not Mr. T, Ma. 1439 01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:36,013 Well, she's late now. Call and see what time they left their home. 1440 01:14:36,638 --> 01:14:38,932 Their home? What do you mean "their home"? 1441 01:14:39,016 --> 01:14:43,103 You think I was born yesterday. I know about the boyfriends. 1442 01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:45,397 The sneaking around at night. 1443 01:14:46,106 --> 01:14:48,400 And the fact that Nick and Priya live together. 1444 01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:52,863 And yet you didn't say anything. That is very unlike you. 1445 01:14:52,946 --> 01:14:57,784 I wanted her to tell me. I wanted my daughters to tell me everything. 1446 01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:04,875 Well, you know, Ma, that we've always wanted to. 1447 01:15:06,793 --> 01:15:08,003 We just didn't know how. 1448 01:15:09,129 --> 01:15:12,132 We never really speak about that stuff in our family. 1449 01:15:13,759 --> 01:15:16,970 You never really even told me about your life before I was born. 1450 01:15:18,013 --> 01:15:21,683 What is there to tell? I drove my parents crazy, just like you. 1451 01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:24,561 I find that very hard to believe. 1452 01:15:25,854 --> 01:15:29,316 -I also know you found that photo. -Of you and that boy? 1453 01:15:29,399 --> 01:15:30,400 [chuckles] 1454 01:15:31,735 --> 01:15:34,905 Parag and I were neighbors. Our fathers were old friends. 1455 01:15:34,988 --> 01:15:37,366 When Parag would come for tea with his father, 1456 01:15:37,449 --> 01:15:40,410 we would sit in the garden and talk for hours. 1457 01:15:40,994 --> 01:15:42,871 Of course, we fell in love. 1458 01:15:44,248 --> 01:15:47,793 When it came time to arrange my marriage, I told my parents about him, 1459 01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:49,211 but they forbade it. 1460 01:15:49,294 --> 01:15:52,965 He was from a different caste, they said. 1461 01:15:54,466 --> 01:15:57,469 My father never spoke to Parag's family again. 1462 01:16:00,305 --> 01:16:04,935 My parents arranged a shaadi for me to your father and my fate was sealed. 1463 01:16:07,187 --> 01:16:08,021 Mom. 1464 01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:13,944 That must have been so heartbreaking. 1465 01:16:14,987 --> 01:16:15,821 It was. 1466 01:16:16,488 --> 01:16:19,741 [chuckles] At first, I pretended to love your dad. 1467 01:16:19,825 --> 01:16:23,370 But eventually, I didn't need to pretend anymore. 1468 01:16:25,539 --> 01:16:29,751 And now I have you girls and this beautiful life. 1469 01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:35,674 Do you ever think about him? 1470 01:16:36,508 --> 01:16:38,677 Oh yeah, from time to time. 1471 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:42,389 I told myself, if I ever had daughters, I would let them choose their fate, 1472 01:16:42,472 --> 01:16:43,557 their happiness. 1473 01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:49,730 Yeah, as long as we have five MBAs, choose a nice guy, and make round rotis. 1474 01:16:49,813 --> 01:16:52,816 -This looks good. You should wear this. -This isn't Game of Thrones. 1475 01:16:52,899 --> 01:16:56,486 Listen to you, Miss Taco Bell. When have you even made one roti? 1476 01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:59,114 -I made, like, a quarter once. -Yeah, once. 1477 01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:04,286 Oh, beta. I hate to see you go to London. 1478 01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:08,206 But that is your fate. 1479 01:17:09,499 --> 01:17:15,756 And darling, I know Ravi's not perfect, but I feel he's your happiness. 1480 01:17:16,381 --> 01:17:18,258 I see the way he looks at you. 1481 01:17:18,342 --> 01:17:21,386 It's exactly the same way your father's looked at me 1482 01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:23,013 since the day we met. 1483 01:17:27,309 --> 01:17:29,936 -Why are you sitting around? Priya's gone! -What? 1484 01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:32,064 She's didn't show up for makeup and her phone is off. 1485 01:17:32,147 --> 01:17:34,232 She was supposed to do that an hour ago. 1486 01:17:34,316 --> 01:17:37,194 Calm down. She's gotta be here somewhere. Let's split up. 1487 01:17:37,277 --> 01:17:38,320 Should've had sons. 1488 01:17:38,403 --> 01:17:40,113 Vijay, call 911! 1489 01:17:40,197 --> 01:17:42,491 -I go this way, you that way. -Yeah, okay. 1490 01:17:42,574 --> 01:17:43,992 -Priya? -[Vijay] Priya? 1491 01:17:44,534 --> 01:17:46,119 -[women shriek] -Ah! Sorry, Aunties. 1492 01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:47,537 [rhythmic music playing] 1493 01:17:47,621 --> 01:17:48,497 Priya! 1494 01:17:49,748 --> 01:17:50,832 -Pri! -Darling? 1495 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:54,378 -[occupant yells] -Sorry! How many bathrooms are there? 1496 01:17:54,461 --> 01:17:56,046 Priya? Priya, beta! 1497 01:17:56,129 --> 01:17:58,715 Don't worry, everything's fine. Priya! 1498 01:18:00,008 --> 01:18:01,134 -Asha. -Nick? 1499 01:18:01,218 --> 01:18:02,928 -I need help. -Have you seen Priya? 1500 01:18:03,011 --> 01:18:03,845 -Priya? -Yes! 1501 01:18:03,929 --> 01:18:07,140 -No. Wait, I need your… -[groans] Priya! Pri? 1502 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:09,434 Pri? 1503 01:18:11,061 --> 01:18:13,188 -Pri, is that you? -[Priya] No. [sobs] 1504 01:18:13,271 --> 01:18:15,524 -Want to talk about it? -[Priya] No! 1505 01:18:15,607 --> 01:18:19,444 Uh, okay, I don't mean to rush you, but your guests have started to arrive. 1506 01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:20,987 [Priya] I don't care! 1507 01:18:21,571 --> 01:18:23,323 Come on, open up. It's only me. 1508 01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:24,783 [Priya] It's fricking open. 1509 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,536 Oh. [sighs] 1510 01:18:28,328 --> 01:18:30,414 -What is going on here? -[grunts] 1511 01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:33,750 I didn't want the ice sculptures. I didn't… 1512 01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:38,171 I didn't want the gold-leaf cake, and why can't he just wear a tuxedo? 1513 01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:41,800 Okay, Dr. Priya, time for a little chat. 1514 01:18:41,883 --> 01:18:44,678 He won't even tell me what his big surprise is. 1515 01:18:44,761 --> 01:18:47,180 Then it wouldn't be a surprise, would it? 1516 01:18:47,889 --> 01:18:52,519 I don't think this is about cakes or ice sculptures or surprises. 1517 01:18:52,602 --> 01:18:56,064 -I think this is about you. -How is this possibly about me? 1518 01:18:56,148 --> 01:18:59,443 For some reason, I think this whole seven lifetimes thing 1519 01:18:59,526 --> 01:19:00,986 has you kind of freaked out. 1520 01:19:04,698 --> 01:19:06,283 It just got me thinking. 1521 01:19:06,366 --> 01:19:09,745 Every generation in our family has done this for centuries. 1522 01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:12,664 What if I'm the first one to screw it up? 1523 01:19:13,915 --> 01:19:15,792 You don't have to worry. I already screwed it up. 1524 01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:18,920 But I'm the first one to marry someone who isn't Indian. 1525 01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:22,007 Is that what this is about? 'Cause Nick is way more Indian than we are. 1526 01:19:22,090 --> 01:19:26,344 Are you seriously gonna say that to me? How's that supposed to make me feel… 1527 01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:28,054 I know. Listen, listen, listen. 1528 01:19:28,972 --> 01:19:32,267 -[sobs] -Nick is crazy about you. 1529 01:19:33,018 --> 01:19:36,605 Okay? I mean, otherwise he wouldn't be dressed the way he is. 1530 01:19:37,189 --> 01:19:38,982 -How's he dressed? -Doesn't matter. 1531 01:19:39,065 --> 01:19:41,443 What matters is that he loves you. 1532 01:19:41,526 --> 01:19:42,819 [sighs] 1533 01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:44,613 And Mom and Dad love him. 1534 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,365 Or at least, they will learn to. 1535 01:19:49,409 --> 01:19:52,037 The only question that remains is, do you? 1536 01:19:52,537 --> 01:19:54,539 [emotional music playing] 1537 01:19:57,834 --> 01:19:59,503 But I'm scared. 1538 01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:04,549 We're all scared. 1539 01:20:07,427 --> 01:20:09,054 If you don't marry Nick today, 1540 01:20:09,137 --> 01:20:11,890 you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life. 1541 01:20:14,768 --> 01:20:18,355 Pri, you have a chance to live your life the way you want to. 1542 01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:21,900 So just tune out the noise. 1543 01:20:23,109 --> 01:20:24,528 Listen to your heart. 1544 01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:28,949 Let your love be greater than your fear. 1545 01:20:33,495 --> 01:20:35,455 [chuckles] That's beautiful, Ash. 1546 01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:39,334 -Did you come up with that yourself? -Yep. 1547 01:20:40,627 --> 01:20:41,461 No. 1548 01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:44,756 [chuckles] 1549 01:20:46,216 --> 01:20:48,260 It was someone a little bit smarter than me. 1550 01:20:51,012 --> 01:20:53,014 We need to get you into makeup. Now. 1551 01:20:53,098 --> 01:20:55,976 -Really? -Yes, really. You should see your face. 1552 01:20:56,059 --> 01:20:57,060 God! 1553 01:20:57,143 --> 01:21:00,981 Priya! Thank God! Quickly, let's get you ready and dressed. 1554 01:21:01,064 --> 01:21:02,566 -Have you been drinking? -No. 1555 01:21:02,649 --> 01:21:04,234 Yes. Get her some coffee. 1556 01:21:04,317 --> 01:21:06,152 Wait, wait, no. Let's get you dressed. 1557 01:21:06,236 --> 01:21:07,779 There's something I need to do first. 1558 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:09,781 -Where you going? -Don't worry, I'll be back. 1559 01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:12,868 Hai raam! I can smell the Pinot Grigio on you. 1560 01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:14,160 [tires screeching] 1561 01:21:14,244 --> 01:21:16,246 [tense music playing] 1562 01:21:21,501 --> 01:21:22,669 [laughter] 1563 01:21:22,752 --> 01:21:25,088 -I know. I was 12 years old. -Oh my God. 1564 01:21:25,171 --> 01:21:28,633 And so, I'm alone with this person who's driving me crazy. 1565 01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:31,136 I had to walk home. Can you imagine that? 1566 01:21:32,345 --> 01:21:34,806 -And I decided to keep it. -Ravi? 1567 01:21:36,182 --> 01:21:40,353 -Asha. What're you doing here? -I was an idiot. I owe you an apology. 1568 01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:41,605 Asha, you don't have to-- 1569 01:21:41,688 --> 01:21:46,693 I never had a chance to thank you. For going along with my crazy scheme. 1570 01:21:46,776 --> 01:21:50,030 [emotional music playing] 1571 01:21:50,113 --> 01:21:54,200 For teaching me how to drop beats and turn tables. 1572 01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:59,331 For donating 50 years' worth of Indian takeout to my work. 1573 01:21:59,414 --> 01:22:00,373 [chuckles] 1574 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:04,002 I know it came from your heart. 1575 01:22:05,837 --> 01:22:08,048 Because everything you do comes from your heart. 1576 01:22:12,427 --> 01:22:15,347 [inhales] And I was wrong to say you didn't believe in me. 1577 01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:20,143 [whispers] I'm sorry. 1578 01:22:20,644 --> 01:22:21,478 Ash… 1579 01:22:21,978 --> 01:22:24,606 Um, Ravi, who is this? 1580 01:22:24,689 --> 01:22:25,649 [Asha] Doesn't matter. 1581 01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:29,319 What matters is this is a great guy, you know? 1582 01:22:30,028 --> 01:22:32,948 He's brilliant. He's kind. He's a true original. 1583 01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:36,409 He might seem like a bit of a slacker at first. 1584 01:22:36,493 --> 01:22:37,994 I thought so too. 1585 01:22:38,745 --> 01:22:42,207 And you should never play him at Bananagrams. Ever. 1586 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:47,087 As you get to know him, he grows on you. 1587 01:22:48,588 --> 01:22:50,340 And if you're not too blind, 1588 01:22:51,841 --> 01:22:54,803 you'll find he's the kind of guy you want cheering you on. 1589 01:22:58,181 --> 01:22:59,015 Always. 1590 01:23:00,850 --> 01:23:01,893 Ash. 1591 01:23:02,477 --> 01:23:03,728 -Asha. -[woman] Go. 1592 01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:05,522 -Go! -Asha! 1593 01:23:07,190 --> 01:23:08,900 It's not what you think! 1594 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:10,068 Asha. Asha, wait! 1595 01:23:14,823 --> 01:23:17,742 -[Vijay] Everything's gonna be fine. -Why do you keep saying that? 1596 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:20,453 Why do you keep telling me to calm down. This is serious. 1597 01:23:20,537 --> 01:23:21,705 People are listening. 1598 01:23:21,788 --> 01:23:23,623 -Why are we here? -Thank God you're here. 1599 01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:25,375 Great. Now we need the groom. 1600 01:23:25,458 --> 01:23:26,292 Where's Nick? 1601 01:23:26,376 --> 01:23:28,294 -You haven't seen him? -No. Why? 1602 01:23:28,378 --> 01:23:29,587 This is a disaster! 1603 01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:31,840 If this is his surprise, this is not funny. 1604 01:23:31,923 --> 01:23:34,926 This white guy is taking Indian Standard Time to a new level. 1605 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:36,803 [Priya] How could he just disappear? 1606 01:23:36,886 --> 01:23:39,556 -I did see him before and he-- -He what? 1607 01:23:39,639 --> 01:23:40,849 He was asking for help. 1608 01:23:40,932 --> 01:23:42,642 -You didn't help him? -I was looking for you! 1609 01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:45,478 -God, our daughters will never marry! -Ma. Come on. 1610 01:23:45,562 --> 01:23:47,355 [traditional music playing] 1611 01:23:54,988 --> 01:23:56,990 [elephant trumpeting] 1612 01:23:57,073 --> 01:23:59,451 [guests cheering] 1613 01:24:04,456 --> 01:24:05,999 Is that an elephant? 1614 01:24:06,082 --> 01:24:08,084 -[elephant trumpeting] -[Nick] Whoo! 1615 01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:10,920 [in Hindi] Hai Bhagwan. 1616 01:24:13,381 --> 01:24:16,384 [in English] Oh. My. God. 1617 01:24:30,482 --> 01:24:32,025 [in Hindi] Welcome, Spice Girls! 1618 01:24:32,108 --> 01:24:33,610 [guests laughing] 1619 01:24:37,363 --> 01:24:38,281 Priya. 1620 01:24:39,657 --> 01:24:41,409 [emotional music playing] 1621 01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:46,081 You are a dead onion. 1622 01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:47,749 [guests laughing] 1623 01:24:47,832 --> 01:24:53,296 With you, I'm a thin banana. 1624 01:24:56,299 --> 01:24:58,843 -[in English] Did I… I said… -No. 1625 01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:00,804 -No? -No. 1626 01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:03,014 My God, I'm so sorry I was so late. 1627 01:25:05,809 --> 01:25:09,229 I know you didn't want a whole thing, and I did a whole thing. 1628 01:25:09,312 --> 01:25:10,313 It was perfect. 1629 01:25:10,396 --> 01:25:12,190 I love you so much. 1630 01:25:20,573 --> 01:25:22,408 [Asha] Come on, let's get you married! 1631 01:25:41,052 --> 01:25:43,054 [clapping and cheering] 1632 01:25:52,063 --> 01:25:53,231 [glasses clinking] 1633 01:25:53,314 --> 01:25:55,900 Congratulations, guys. Whoo! 1634 01:25:57,235 --> 01:26:01,281 And congratulations to my mom and dad too, for staying out of their way. 1635 01:26:01,364 --> 01:26:02,740 -Mostly. -Little bit. 1636 01:26:02,824 --> 01:26:03,950 [Asha sighs] 1637 01:26:04,033 --> 01:26:07,996 One thing that I have learned about love… 1638 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,750 is that it's a lot like moving to a new country. 1639 01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:16,713 Trying to build something where nothing existed before. 1640 01:26:16,796 --> 01:26:18,298 [emotional music playing] 1641 01:26:18,381 --> 01:26:22,719 It's hanging on and letting go. 1642 01:26:23,344 --> 01:26:25,722 It's messy, it's beautiful, 1643 01:26:26,723 --> 01:26:28,725 like any giant leap of faith. 1644 01:26:31,102 --> 01:26:35,231 So congratulations to the two of you for taking that leap. 1645 01:26:35,315 --> 01:26:38,318 May you take many more. I love you. 1646 01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:40,945 [Nick chuckles] 1647 01:26:41,029 --> 01:26:43,740 -Cheers to Nick and Priya! -Cheers! 1648 01:26:43,823 --> 01:26:44,824 [guests cheering] 1649 01:26:45,450 --> 01:26:46,284 Cheers. 1650 01:26:46,367 --> 01:26:47,368 [Priya] Thank you. 1651 01:26:47,452 --> 01:26:48,661 Aw! You're welcome. 1652 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:49,704 [Asha] I love you guys. 1653 01:26:49,787 --> 01:26:50,830 [Priya] Thank you, Ash. 1654 01:26:50,914 --> 01:26:52,040 You could get married too. 1655 01:26:52,123 --> 01:26:53,166 -[Priya] I love you. -Mom! 1656 01:26:53,249 --> 01:26:58,671 And thank you to everyone who celebrated with us today. 1657 01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:01,966 But we have a surprise for you. 1658 01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:03,801 I am honored to invite 1659 01:27:04,719 --> 01:27:08,264 our own DJ Spellbound! 1660 01:27:08,348 --> 01:27:10,850 [guests cheering] 1661 01:27:10,934 --> 01:27:11,851 That's Ravi! 1662 01:27:12,435 --> 01:27:14,145 Look, Asha, that's Ravi. 1663 01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:16,064 ["Get It In" by Raja Kumari playing] 1664 01:27:16,147 --> 01:27:18,107 ♪ I think y'all know ♪ 1665 01:27:18,191 --> 01:27:20,902 ♪ Hey, hey Did 'em in, did 'em in, did 'em in… ♪ 1666 01:27:20,985 --> 01:27:22,862 You have to say something to them. 1667 01:27:23,655 --> 01:27:26,324 ♪ Hit the switch Imma shine the light up in the dark ♪ 1668 01:27:26,950 --> 01:27:29,285 Stop the music! Stop the music! 1669 01:27:29,369 --> 01:27:30,870 [music stops] 1670 01:27:31,788 --> 01:27:34,666 What in God's name is going on? Pinky, please sit down. 1671 01:27:34,749 --> 01:27:38,920 Suneeta, Vijay, it is my duty to tell you that this boy is a fraud. 1672 01:27:39,003 --> 01:27:40,171 [guests gasp] 1673 01:27:40,255 --> 01:27:42,465 -Pinky, it's okay. -I tried to warn you. 1674 01:27:42,548 --> 01:27:44,550 No, no, no. Pinky, enough. 1675 01:27:44,634 --> 01:27:45,927 Enough. 1676 01:27:46,010 --> 01:27:48,054 You need to let this go. 1677 01:27:48,137 --> 01:27:52,725 Maybe it's time we learn something from our kids and leave the shame behind. 1678 01:27:53,601 --> 01:27:56,396 [auntie] Pinky, it's over. Come. 1679 01:27:57,313 --> 01:27:59,732 [chuckles] Sorry. She's a little drunk. 1680 01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:01,109 [guests laughing] 1681 01:28:01,901 --> 01:28:03,903 Um, if I may, uh… 1682 01:28:05,905 --> 01:28:06,948 Pinky Auntie's right. 1683 01:28:08,449 --> 01:28:12,662 I haven't been honest about who I am for a very, very long time. 1684 01:28:12,745 --> 01:28:13,955 It's okay, Ravi. 1685 01:28:14,038 --> 01:28:17,375 Thank you, Uncle, but I'm sorry, um… 1686 01:28:18,501 --> 01:28:20,837 Not for me. For the people I've hurt. 1687 01:28:21,921 --> 01:28:23,965 Especially you, Asha. 1688 01:28:24,507 --> 01:28:26,009 And to you, Nick and Priya. 1689 01:28:26,092 --> 01:28:30,013 I, uh, know a wedding isn't the place for this, but I, um… 1690 01:28:30,638 --> 01:28:32,056 -Dad, just-- -Please. 1691 01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:34,934 -What are you doing? -Let me speak. Let me speak. 1692 01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:44,652 Yes. Ravi did not graduate from MIT. He does not have a start-up. 1693 01:28:44,736 --> 01:28:47,196 -Is there a point? What are you doing? -Yes. 1694 01:28:47,989 --> 01:28:50,408 The point is that it doesn't matter. 1695 01:28:51,075 --> 01:28:52,827 I, we… 1696 01:28:55,538 --> 01:28:58,124 are very proud that you're our son. 1697 01:28:58,207 --> 01:29:00,001 [guests] Aw. 1698 01:29:00,585 --> 01:29:01,419 Thanks, Dad. 1699 01:29:04,589 --> 01:29:06,591 [cheering] 1700 01:29:10,094 --> 01:29:11,220 [Dinesh] Okay, enough. 1701 01:29:16,559 --> 01:29:19,187 [emotional music playing] 1702 01:29:20,855 --> 01:29:23,399 Asha, I'm sorry I wasn't more honest with you. 1703 01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:31,282 Reality is, I've never had truer feelings than when I was pretending to date you. 1704 01:29:33,284 --> 01:29:35,078 I wasn't even really pretending. 1705 01:29:36,079 --> 01:29:37,622 Asha, you're gonna change the world. 1706 01:29:38,873 --> 01:29:41,209 That beautiful mind and that big heart. 1707 01:29:42,085 --> 01:29:44,921 I just hope there's room for me in it. Someday. 1708 01:29:55,807 --> 01:29:56,974 What about her? 1709 01:30:00,561 --> 01:30:01,396 Me? 1710 01:30:04,232 --> 01:30:07,193 That's Pihu. Um, she's my cousin. 1711 01:30:07,276 --> 01:30:09,654 -Uh. -[guests chuckling] 1712 01:30:10,530 --> 01:30:11,614 [Ravi] Say hi, Pihu. 1713 01:30:12,949 --> 01:30:13,783 Hi. 1714 01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:18,204 Come here. 1715 01:30:19,580 --> 01:30:20,581 [Vijay whispers] Go. 1716 01:30:21,791 --> 01:30:23,418 ["Show Me" by Natania playing] 1717 01:30:24,585 --> 01:30:27,171 Whoo! Yay! [chuckles] Yes! 1718 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:30,466 -[Nick] Yeah! -[Priya] Finally! 1719 01:30:31,676 --> 01:30:33,553 [Asha] My name is Asha Maurya. 1720 01:30:35,304 --> 01:30:37,723 And I have a joyous appetite for life. 1721 01:30:42,311 --> 01:30:44,147 I am a natural in the kitchen. 1722 01:30:48,901 --> 01:30:51,154 And yearn to have a family to feed. 1723 01:30:53,239 --> 01:30:54,824 I save the world by day. 1724 01:30:57,368 --> 01:30:59,912 But live a quiet, traditional life by night. 1725 01:31:03,916 --> 01:31:08,254 At heart, I'm just a simple girl whose hobbies include fine dining 1726 01:31:08,337 --> 01:31:09,589 and relaxing at home. 1727 01:31:12,675 --> 01:31:16,929 Seeking my Indian Prince Charming with a freelance job and a heart of gold. 1728 01:31:19,015 --> 01:31:24,020 I love weddings and dream of having a grand one of my own someday. 1729 01:31:24,729 --> 01:31:25,563 Maybe. 1730 01:31:26,063 --> 01:31:26,898 I think. 1731 01:31:28,816 --> 01:31:30,943 [in Hindi] ♪ Show me dreams ♪ 1732 01:31:31,027 --> 01:31:33,112 ♪ Make me meet the moon and stars ♪ 1733 01:31:33,613 --> 01:31:37,325 ♪ In every lifetime I’ll only want you ♪ 1734 01:31:37,408 --> 01:31:39,410 ♪ You’re my crazy lover ♪ 1735 01:31:39,494 --> 01:31:41,537 ♪ If I’m upset You can make me feel better 1736 01:31:41,621 --> 01:31:43,623 [in English] ♪ I’ve got me And that’s enough ♪ 1737 01:31:43,706 --> 01:31:45,708 ♪ But you can show me love ♪ 1738 01:31:45,791 --> 01:31:47,418 ♪ Show me show me love ♪ 1739 01:31:47,502 --> 01:31:49,253 [in Hindi] ♪ Like it is in the pictures ♪ 1740 01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:50,713 [in English] ♪ Show me love ♪ 1741 01:31:50,796 --> 01:31:53,049 [in Hindi] ♪ You be the groom I’ll be the bride ♪ 1742 01:31:53,132 --> 01:31:56,427 [in English] ♪ Show me Show me, show me love ♪ 1743 01:31:56,511 --> 01:31:59,847 ♪ Show me, show me, show me love ♪ 1744 01:32:00,348 --> 01:32:03,351 ♪ Yah, yah, yah Show me, show me love ♪ 1745 01:32:04,894 --> 01:32:06,020 ♪ C'mon ♪ 1746 01:32:08,356 --> 01:32:11,108 ♪ Yah, yah, yah Show me, show me love ♪ 1747 01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:19,200 ♪ Yah, yah, yah Show me, show me love ♪ 1748 01:32:24,288 --> 01:32:27,041 ♪ Yah, yah, yah Show me, show me love ♪ 1749 01:32:32,421 --> 01:32:35,049 ♪ Yah, yah, yah Show me, show me love ♪ 1750 01:32:41,055 --> 01:32:43,057 ♪ Show me, show me love ♪ 1751 01:32:43,140 --> 01:32:45,434 [in Hindi] ♪ Like it is in the pictures ♪ 1752 01:32:45,518 --> 01:32:46,978 [in English] ♪ Show me love ♪ 1753 01:32:47,061 --> 01:32:49,063 [in Hindi] ♪ You be the groom I’ll be the bride ♪ 1754 01:32:49,146 --> 01:32:52,441 [in English] ♪ Show me Show me, show me love ♪ 1755 01:32:52,525 --> 01:32:56,153 ♪ Show me, show me, show me love ♪ 1756 01:32:57,154 --> 01:32:59,156 ♪ Show me, show me love ♪ 1757 01:33:00,366 --> 01:33:02,368 ["Real Thing" by Natania playing] 1758 01:33:17,842 --> 01:33:21,596 ♪ Look at me look at me butterfly Keep it light when I get it done ♪ 1759 01:33:22,388 --> 01:33:25,975 ♪ Look at me look at me double time On the ride when I beat my drum ♪ 1760 01:33:26,809 --> 01:33:30,646 ♪ Look at me look at me I don't stop Till I drop yeah I keep it going ♪ 1761 01:33:30,730 --> 01:33:32,982 ♪ Cause everybody know everybody know ♪ 1762 01:33:33,065 --> 01:33:35,067 ♪ Everybody know everybody know ♪ 1763 01:33:35,568 --> 01:33:37,612 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1764 01:33:37,695 --> 01:33:39,739 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1765 01:33:39,822 --> 01:33:41,991 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1766 01:33:42,074 --> 01:33:44,160 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real ♪ 1767 01:33:44,243 --> 01:33:46,329 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1768 01:33:46,412 --> 01:33:48,497 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1769 01:33:48,581 --> 01:33:50,750 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1770 01:33:50,833 --> 01:33:52,418 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real ♪ 1771 01:33:59,508 --> 01:34:01,510 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1772 01:34:08,267 --> 01:34:10,311 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1773 01:34:10,394 --> 01:34:14,023 ♪ Imma, Imma do anything everything When it comes my way ♪ 1774 01:34:14,732 --> 01:34:18,277 ♪ Imma be Imma be hustling in the ring No pain no gain ♪ 1775 01:34:19,111 --> 01:34:22,573 ♪ Imma do Imma do what I want 'Cause I got my ducks in a row ♪ 1776 01:34:23,157 --> 01:34:25,326 ♪ Cause everybody know everybody know ♪ 1777 01:34:25,409 --> 01:34:27,370 ♪ Everybody know everybody know ♪ 1778 01:34:27,870 --> 01:34:30,039 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1779 01:34:30,122 --> 01:34:32,124 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1780 01:34:32,208 --> 01:34:34,335 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1781 01:34:34,418 --> 01:34:36,545 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real ♪ 1782 01:34:36,629 --> 01:34:38,714 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1783 01:34:38,798 --> 01:34:40,883 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1784 01:34:40,966 --> 01:34:43,052 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1785 01:34:43,135 --> 01:34:45,137 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real ♪ 1786 01:34:45,638 --> 01:34:47,640 [soft piano music playing]