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["Thus Spake Zarathustra" plays]

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NETFLIX PRESENTS

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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[boy 1] <i>I know, I know, I fucked up.</i>

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<i>And big time.</i>

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<i>I thought that singing Mario Bautista</i>
<i>and falling head first over a condom</i>

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<i>was hitting rock bottom.</i>

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<i>-But this mess didn't start here.</i>
-[audio rewinds]

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<i>Let me take you back a few months.</i>

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A FEW MONTHS AGO

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["No Digas Nada" by Mario Bautista plays]

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[in Spanish] <i>♪ I know well ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That tonight you wanna see me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Doesn't matter that you're with him ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You'll only turn off the sky</i>
<i>And see the sunrise with me</i>…<i> ♪</i>

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[in English] What are you doing?

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You are totally fucked up.

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Right, fuck is what I'm gonna do
to all the girls.

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-Wait! Don't! Dude, please!
-Man…

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What are you doing?

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-Ah! You disgusting perv!
-No, wait!

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-The fuck's he doing? My God!
-[boy 1] What was that, asshole?

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Hey, would you like me
to blow you in the bathroom?

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[gasps] No!

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-What did he say? [gasps]
-He wanted to blow me.

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-He's kinda wasted. A bit tipsy.
-No shit!

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-You better leave!
-Excuse us.

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-Asshole!
-Oh… Hurry up!

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Goodbye to my fucking fantasy.

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[chuckles] A blowjob at a party
is your fantasy?

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-Yeah? So?
-Gimme a break!

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-Like yours is better?
-It's better than yours.

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-No way!
-Just listen.

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Now what?

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Sex up in the sky,

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-on a plane, with the girl of my dreams.
-Gimme a break, man!

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-What?
-Screw your fantasies.

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Ana won't speak to me again
and it's all your fault.

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-My fault?
-Now that we were invited to a party.

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-Me! They invited me to the party.
-Potato "potatoe."

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The good thing is we left
while they were playing reggaeton

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and that Mario Bautista's garbage.

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You don't like that guy, but he's cool.

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Come on, man, reggaeton is lit!

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But you only like boring oldies and stuff.

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Don't be stupid. Led Zeppelin? The Stones?

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They are badass.

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Reggaeton is pure trash.
It's only isolated sound.

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-And Mario B is…
-Shit!

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-Exactly, bro.
-[laughs] No!

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Shit is what you just stepped on!

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-[laughs]
-Ugh!

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Well, no Mario or anything.

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They won't invite us to a party again.
Thanks.

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Chillax, dude.

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Man, we don't need invitation
for the graduation trip…

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-Of course.
-…or for the famous Christmas rager.

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The most anticipated gathering
since we crave the…

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Hey, cut it!

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But he is right.

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We need a date for the Christmas party.

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But, man, regardless of that,
you and I are safe.

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Yeah.

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But you…

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What about me?

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-Say it.
-Honestly, we're worried about you, man.

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Everyone's had sex but you.
You've missed every opportunity.

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[boy 2] You need more contact.

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-I've had contact.
-[boy 3] With who?

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[boy 2] You've got it all wrong, bro.

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Your daily jerk off is not contact, okay?

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"Daily jerk off"?

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[woman 1]<i> I touch myself for you!</i>
-Yeah. Do it, beach girl, do it!

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-[groans] <i>Oh yeah!</i>
-Do it!

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<i>My beach boy! Yes!</i>

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[groans]
<i>-Yes, I love it! Come on, honey!</i>

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<i>Oh do it for me!</i>

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-[beach girl groans]
-[sighs]

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-[giggles]
-Such a good girl.

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[pants]

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Mom!

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-Why don't you knock?
-Come on, José María.

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-Not like you're doing something wrong.
-Of course not. But how could you know?

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-What are you doing with my fan?
-Ugh!

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You know I can't sleep without it.
Mom! The heat suffocates me!

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-Gimme that.
-Here. Come on.

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I need you to place it in the living room,

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but let's see where exactly…

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Put it right here.

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What for, Mom?

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Uncle Jaime is coming today

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and I don't want you
to share a room with your sister

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every time he comes to visit.

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What? So where…?

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So you're gonna sleep right here

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and you'll be sharing
the restroom with your uncle.

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So whenever he comes every four months,
I'll sleep there for over two weeks?

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-Yup!
-Oh no! Of course not.

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I say no and that means no. Hm?

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Come on, Chema!

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For ten years,
your uncle has never let us down.

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Don't forget,
it was your father's last wish, sweetie,

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to have his best friend looking after us.

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[mumbles] Yeah,
because he's good at looking.

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What did you say?

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-Nothing.
-Don't start, Chema.

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-Bye, Mother. I'm in a hurry, hun.
-Begoña, wait for your brother.

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-Please, hon.
-No, Mom. Why would I? It's the first day.

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Love you. Ta-ta!

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You better hurry, it's getting late.

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But the school is three minutes' walking,
Mom.

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Literally.

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Literally, please hurry.

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[Chema sighs]

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-["Golden Touch" by Razorlight plays]
-Where's my kiss? [scoffs]

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HORIZON EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTE

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<i>♪ She's got enough, she's got too much… ♪</i>

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I'm sorry, Tommy.

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-Again.
-Dude, that was wrong.

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-You're cheating.
-I know.

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Hey.

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Hey, what up?

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<i>♪ You can have it all</i>
<i>If it matters so much… ♪</i>

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[group] The max! [laughing]

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-Ready for our last picture?
-Bring it!

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-Sure!
-The classic, guys.

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-I'm laughing. Put on your best face!
-Wait.

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-Let's move to the right.
-Scooch over?

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-[phone beeps]
-That's great!

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Like wine, huh? [chuckles]

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[Chema] Ten years together, bros.

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Love you.

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Well, let's go, then. Let's go.

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HORIZON EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTE

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[whispers] Hey, check it out.

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-[chuckles] His jacket is cool.
-[boy 2] I dunno, man. It's kinda ugly.

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Screw this,
I didn't wanna come back to school.

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I mean it.

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-We're so gonna miss all this, right?
-Mm-hm.

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No, man!

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What we're going to miss is seeing
the way Hanna and Alexa's tits hug.

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Unforgettable-- What?

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[Chema, boy 2 laugh]

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-Instant karma, bro.
-[boy 3] Why?

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Do you think girls
don't talk about us like that?

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Ugh! Of course not.

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Dude, I'm sure they say stuff like,
I dunno. Something…

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Hey, Chema, help me out here.

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I'm gonna miss Eli's beautiful smile.

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["Golden Touch" stops suddenly]

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What?

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-Don't fuck with me, man.
-Huh?

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Besides, she's your cousin.

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-No, man.
-Don't go all <i>Game of Thrones</i>.

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No, she's really not my cousin.

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That's our pet name, okay?

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-But she's not my cousin.
-Right. "Pet name."

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[Chema] Man, I swear.

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[boy 3] Chema, seriously.

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If I were you, I'd get someone to Netflix
and chill if you know what I mean.

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Besides, Eli has too much flow for you.

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Fucking Hugo.

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Ever since he had sex twice,

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-he thinks he's Drake.
-[boy 2] Ugh!

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What a d-bag.

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-Listen, Chema…
-[Hugo] It was from that window.

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…having sex is…

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-[Eli] Well, hello!
-It changed my life.

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-What's that?
-[Eli] A book Jorge gave me.

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I can't stop thinking about
what Ana and I did, man.

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But now that I'm around her,
I'm scared of talking to her.

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[Chema] Then, do it now!

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-No. No, Chema.
-[Chema] Go!

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-It good?
-[Eli] Super good.

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I'll show you after class.

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[Chema] Hello.

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Hello, Chema.

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Hello, Eli.

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-[Eli] How are…?
-What?

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-Not with the cousin, man.
-She's not my cousin, man.

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-[Ana] You didn't call.
-[boy 2] Sorry.

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-There are thousands of women.
-I missed you.

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-[Ana] Eli's busy, want a coffee?
-For you not thousands…

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-[boy 2] Sure.
-Go get her, my man. Pew-pew! [chuckles]

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[teacher reads] To experience.

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To experience! Hm?

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To perceive something for the first time.

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That's what we're gonna do in this class.

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And I hope
you're all doing it in your lives.

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Okay, let's get started.

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[whimsical music plays]

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Dude, Bernardo asked me
to the Christmas party.

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-[girl 1] Yay! Oh my God.
-[girl 2] Congratulations.

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[girl 1] We were worried about you, dude.

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-I got asked out since last year.
-Yeah, you were the only one missing out!

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[girl 3] I know, but finally.

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-[girl 1] I'm so happy for you.
-I love him. He's so cute.

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[whimsical music continues]

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[whimsical music ends]

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What do you want, dude?

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Go back to work.

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-I'm sorry I saw you had something…
-Yeah?

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…but now it's gone.

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[mutters] Oh my God.

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[whimsical music plays]

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Hello.

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Oh!

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Uh… oh… nothing. [chuckles nervously]

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[whimsical music continues]

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-[teacher rings bell]
-Chema!

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Oh… I wasn't overhearing anything.

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Uh… I swear.

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-Come, come.
-[boy 4] What the hell?

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[teacher] Hm?

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Can you believe that filthy cat
used my Zen garden as a toilet again?

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Oh, Miss Cholita,
please, someone else can help you.

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I always pick it up.

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Chema, we all know who's the cute,
softie student. Hm? Who?

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[class] Chema!

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Hm. You see? Go ahead.

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[Chema grunts]

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No, no, no, no, no. Clean it well,
I mean the whole thing. It smells.

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But I just have to take the doodies away.

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[Cholita, class laugh]

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[Chema] <i>"The softie."</i>

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<i>Someone who's easy to weaken and persuade</i>
<i>to do everything others don't wanna do.</i>

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[bell rings]

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[rock music plays]

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YOUR HIT IN YOUR BREAK

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[Chema] Oh wow. This could be a big break.

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[rock music continues]

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APPLY TO BE A DJ
DURING RECESS NEXT SEMESTER

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"All applicants have to be in pairs."

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Crap, why does everything
have to be as a couple?

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José María.

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No, Miss, "crap" isn't a swear word.
I swear.

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No, no, no, no, Chema.

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I wanted to ask you a favor.

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After all, Chema, you're a--

241
00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:40,541
I forgot the word. Uh…

242
00:09:40,625 --> 00:09:42,750
-A "softie"?
-I'm not as big a softie as they say.

243
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:43,666
-No?
-No!

244
00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,500
Don't say that.
I won't be able to count on you today?

245
00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:48,791
I'm not a softie, but you can count on me.

246
00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:49,875
Oh okay.

247
00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:52,291
Please tell me
what I can do or file or pick…

248
00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:55,291
Chema, I don't want you
to file or pick up anything.

249
00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:57,958
I'm just begging you to go ahead
and show the school and pamper,

250
00:09:58,041 --> 00:09:59,166
so to speak.

251
00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:01,583
The new student that was transferred

252
00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:04,125
straight from the beautiful beaches
of Acapulco,

253
00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:05,583
Claudia Galeana.

254
00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:07,791
Hm? Claudia, honey!

255
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,875
[sexy saxophone music plays]

256
00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:34,625
Hello.

257
00:10:34,708 --> 00:10:36,125
It's Chemita, right?

258
00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:42,958
Close your mouth, my dear.

259
00:10:43,041 --> 00:10:45,541
My dear, close your mouth.

260
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,000
Sorry, what do I need to file?

261
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:50,791
[woman 2] I don't want you to file.
I'm asking you to pamper the new student.

262
00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:52,583
This girl. She's Claudia.

263
00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,666
What's wrong with you, son?

264
00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:57,833
Just look at her, my dear.
Just look at Claudia.

265
00:10:57,916 --> 00:10:59,083
Chema, what's wrong with you?

266
00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:01,708
In case you're unable,
I might just ask someone else to do it.

267
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,458
No, there's no need. No…

268
00:11:03,541 --> 00:11:05,458
-No, no, no.
-Please, get yourself together!

269
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:08,166
No, Miss, there's no… There's no, uh…
There's no one as soft as me.

270
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,541
-What I thought.
-I'm very soft.

271
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,375
-Mm-hm.
-I, I, I'm the best at…

272
00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:14,916
-as you say, "pampering"… [chuckles]
-[woman 2] Mm-hm.

273
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,083
[Chema] …the beauti…

274
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:20,166
our new classmate who has been, uh,

275
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,250
transferred from the beautiful Acapulco.

276
00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:24,541
Great! So it's settled, then.

277
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,458
So, that's it. The end.
[chuckles nervously]

278
00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:30,083
You get in and out through this door.

279
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:33,291
Dude, what a tour! It was fucking awesome.

280
00:11:33,375 --> 00:11:34,375
[giggles]

281
00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,416
What do you think about my city accent?

282
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,750
-It's beautiful.
-[chuckles]

283
00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:41,916
Oh and if you have a car,

284
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,083
you can just park it over there

285
00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:45,250
or anywhere you want.

286
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,083
No, I don't… I don't have one.

287
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,166
I was hoping I could catch a ride.

288
00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:50,958
I'll give you a ride!

289
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:55,458
Yeah, I can pick you up,
bring you here, and back to your house…

290
00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:57,250
-Aw, baby.
-…as many times as you need, yeah.

291
00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,958
-Would you really pick me up?
-Yeah. Totally.

292
00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:02,833
-I live in Sayavedra, it's kinda far away.
-Oh…

293
00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:04,500
It took me an hour to get here.

294
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:09,000
-Sayavedra, yeah! I know it pretty well.
-Yeah?

295
00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:11,166
-It's on my way home. Absolutely.
-Oh, really?

296
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:13,208
Aw, you're so cute, thanks!

297
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:16,041
I told you, I'm not lending you my car.

298
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:18,250
No wait, giving you my car.

299
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:21,375
-You're basically keeping it all day.
-Mom, when I have asked for a favor?

300
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:22,750
Just one. Never!

301
00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:23,958
This isn't just a favor.

302
00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:25,958
This means leaving me without a car.

303
00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:28,041
[scoffs] But what do you use it for, Mom?

304
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,083
Leave me alone, please.

305
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,416
I said no, okay?

306
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,750
-Jaime's almost here. Take this.
-[doorbell rings]

307
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,208
See? That's your uncle.

308
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,666
Jaime!

309
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,583
-My dear Gloria! Look at you!
-Oh!

310
00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:44,166
-What a pleasure to see you.
-You look gorgeous.

311
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:47,208
-It is my pleasure. All right.
-Come on in. Let me help you. Gimme that.

312
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:48,541
Family! I'm here!

313
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:50,250
-[Begoña] Uncle!
-Kids!

314
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:53,000
Whoa! Begoña! Look at you.

315
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,916
-How are you?
-All grown up and gorgeous like your mom.

316
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:56,916
I mean,

317
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,250
-with all due respect.
-Oh, uncle, I missed you!

318
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:00,958
It's been so long, I'm gutted.

319
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,500
Mm… I know, I'm sorry, <i>mija</i>.
But it won't happen again.

320
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,666
-Okay. I forgive you.
-I brought you a little gift.

321
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:08,000
Close your eyes. You'll ruin the surprise.

322
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:10,000
-This is the one, right? Here.
-Yeah. Close them.

323
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:13,083
No! [gasps] It's brilliant! Thank you!

324
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,708
-Yay… All right. Of course.
-I'll open it now.

325
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,375
-[Chema] Hi, uncle.
-<i>Ay, cabrón!</i>

326
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,250
Look at you, you're so tall, son.

327
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,791
-Huh? Strong and handsome like his dad.
-Hm.

328
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:25,208
-So, have you?
-What?

329
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,208
-Last year of high school?
-Oh…

330
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:30,125
-What are you studying?
-Engineering, like my dad.

331
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,500
As long as you're passionate about it,

332
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,416
it's absolutely amazing.

333
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,333
-Hm.
-Hm. Now, I got you this. Look.

334
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,708
-[gasps] Oh my God!
-With your initials and everything.

335
00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:44,416
You can throw that shit away already.

336
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,208
They must be screwing up your ears.

337
00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,500
Thank you, uncle! Best gift ever!

338
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:49,625
Always.

339
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:52,833
-They're super cool!
-Yeah. And for my dear Gloria…

340
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,541
-Oh I'm getting one too?
-[Jaime] Uh-huh!

341
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,625
-Just a little something! Close your eyes.
-Aw!

342
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,291
-Of course. No!
-Hey! I brought you goat!

343
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,666
-It looks delicious!
-Check this out.

344
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,875
[Jaime] And the best.

345
00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:06,291
-Beef tongue to prepare it with <i>Pipián</i>.
-Oh no! Oh my God.

346
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:07,625
[Jaime] Finger-licking good!

347
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:09,875
I swear, my mouth is watering, Jaime.

348
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,000
How's El Paso? How was the trip?

349
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:15,458
I traveled for 23 hours straight.
Not counting the stops.

350
00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:16,875
Oh my God! That's too much!

351
00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,833
That's why I brought
the old truck with me.

352
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,000
So I can leave it here
for when I come visit.

353
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,583
And that way I can just jump
on a plane back home.

354
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,250
Great idea! Why didn't you do it before?

355
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,291
Sometimes I don't think straight,
I get so excited.

356
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,291
-Uncle! It was a very long trip, right?
-Yeah.

357
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,583
Why don't you go to my room
and make yourself comfortable?

358
00:14:32,666 --> 00:14:34,833
Yeah, you do that.
I'll put this away in the meantime.

359
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:35,791
-Yeah.
-Fine. Let's go.

360
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,250
-I'll take that and I'll take this too.
-Hey! I feel so pampered.

361
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,916
-Go ahead, guys.
-Because we missed you.

362
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:42,541
-You okay?
-I'm gonna make…

363
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:43,708
-It is! Thanks!
-The one?

364
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,333
…scrambled eggs with <i>machaca </i>tomorrow.

365
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:48,166
-[Jaime] Thank you, son.
-[Chema] You have access to the computer.

366
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:51,416
-You can charge your phone over there.
-Easy, easy, cowboy!

367
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,833
Relax, what a reception!
A first-class host.

368
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:56,875
Well, honestly, we missed you, uncle.

369
00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:57,958
I missed you more.

370
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,458
I was fucking dying to see you all again.

371
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,291
That year that your dad studied in London

372
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:07,750
-changed his life.
-Hm…

373
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,833
And he passed on to you
his love for music.

374
00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:11,958
Yeah.

375
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,750
-I love it, uncle.
-I know, man.

376
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,250
-I know.
-Uh, well,

377
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,875
I can find a good movie for you maybe

378
00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:20,250
or if you need anything?

379
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,708
Or a glass of water?

380
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:24,208
You can turn off the lamp
if you feel it's too intense.

381
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,916
Okay, <i>mijo</i>, come on, sit here.

382
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,125
-Sit sit.
-Uh-huh.

383
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:28,250
-Hm?
-Yeah.

384
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,291
What's wrong with you?

385
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,125
You look so anxious.
Are you doing drugs or what?

386
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,333
No, of course not.

387
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,125
You know your father,

388
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:40,000
may God rest his soul,
and I made a promise, right?

389
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,333
Yes, uncle.

390
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:42,333
And that means

391
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,333
you may talk to me about anything, huh?

392
00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:46,875
Your passions…

393
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:49,458
-The ladies.
-[chuckles]

394
00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:52,416
Damn, I knew you had something.
What's her name?

395
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:55,166
-Who?
Who else, <i>pendejo?</i>

396
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,416
The broad we're talking about.

397
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,583
Oh! her name is Claudia.

398
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,833
She called me baby. [chuckles]

399
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,291
She's my dream girl, uncle.

400
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,333
So?

401
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:06,458
So I'll only have a chance
to be with her if I drive her…

402
00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:07,458
Mm-hm.

403
00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:09,333
…but Mom won't lend me her car.

404
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:10,875
-Mm-hm.
-And if I don't have a car,

405
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:12,875
tomorrow the popular guys
will win her over.

406
00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:15,208
And if they do, I won't have a date
for the Christmas party

407
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,666
and then I'll miss out
because I'm in my senior year,

408
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:18,958
and I'll be a virgin forever.

409
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,375
Whoa, whoa!
Easy, son, just breathe! Relax, bro.

410
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,750
Relax! No one's gonna win over anything,
huh?

411
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,000
No one, okay?

412
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:27,500
And you won't stay a virgin.

413
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,708
You can borrow my truck.

414
00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:33,458
Despite being old,
it works quite well and has a stereo. Hm?

415
00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:36,375
Then at the Christmas party,
you can experience all that stuff.

416
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,041
And the popular guys can suck it.
I'll tell you something.

417
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,291
Something that drives me fucking me mad,

418
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,291
but like really fucking mad,
to the point I say,

419
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:47,166
"Oh man, it's driving me fucking mad,"

420
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:48,666
is giving advice…

421
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:49,791
[chuckles]

422
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,000
…but if you wanna know

423
00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:54,916
whether she likes you or not,
as you're leaving, while playing it cool,

424
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,083
turn around, pay attention,
and see if she looks back at you.

425
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,125
Really? But that doesn't work
all the time, right, uncle?

426
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,541
Never fails, <i>pendejo</i>.

427
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:04,666
Why don't you listen?
You think I'm fuckin' jokin'?

428
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,208
-No, no, no.
-Pay attention.

429
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,833
It never fails.

430
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:10,291
The broad looks back at you,

431
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:12,333
-means she's got the hots for you.
-Hm.

432
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:14,166
Okay, that's it, the truck is yours.

433
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,791
Go on. The rest…

434
00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:19,083
-is up to you.
-Well, thank you, uncle!

435
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,583
All right, well, just fuck off.
Let me rest, son.

436
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:25,125
If you need anything, let me know.

437
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,375
-Thank you very much!
-Go on!

438
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,125
[snores]

439
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,208
[alarm makes rooster sounds]

440
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,833
[Claudia] <i>Baby,</i>
<i>would you really pick me up?</i>

441
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:41,750
[Chema] <i>Yeah.</i>

442
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:51,208
["La Que Me Gusta"
by Los Amigos Invisibles plays]

443
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:58,291
[sighs]

444
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,916
[in Spanish]
<i>♪ And how could I not get closer?</i>

445
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,458
<i>♪ Yeah, she's the prettiest in the place ♪</i>

446
00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:19,166
<i>♪ I'm sure I'll be… ♪</i>

447
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,125
-[car honks]
-[in English] Come on!

448
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,500
Fucking Waze, what the hell?

449
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,208
I want the most direct road.

450
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:25,916
-[dings]
-[Waze] <i>Recalculating route.</i>

451
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,375
Ugh…

452
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:30,708
[in Spanish] <i>♪ The most smiling</i>
<i>And not the most handsome… ♪</i>

453
00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:32,666
[in English] This motherfucker…

454
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,083
[cars honk]

455
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,291
<i>Órale, </i>dude!

456
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,291
Come on!

457
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:42,541
-Hey! Eyes on the road, asshole!
-Very sorry, sir.

458
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,500
-[man 1] What's wrong?
-You're making a mess!

459
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:46,708
[Chema] Dammit!

460
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,333
-[dings]
-[Waze] <i>Recalculating route.</i>

461
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,041
Oh there.

462
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:56,125
["La Que Me Gusta" fades out]

463
00:18:56,958 --> 00:18:57,791
Where…?

464
00:18:58,625 --> 00:18:59,583
I'm not lost.

465
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,791
-[Waze] <i>You have reached your destination.</i>
-Oh my God. Really?

466
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,375
I'm not coming back here.

467
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,208
Oh I think that's it.

468
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:11,875
[sighs]

469
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:15,875
No, this is too fucking far.

470
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,583
Even if she is my dream girl.

471
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,208
[sensual music plays]

472
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:36,541
[sensual music ends]

473
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:39,291
Oh wait, please!
Wait, please! I'll open the door.

474
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:47,583
Ah.

475
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:50,625
There.

476
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,041
-Hey, baby. [giggles]
-Hi.

477
00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:04,875
[sexy rock music plays]

478
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:05,791
Oh man.

479
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,833
[sexy rock music ends]

480
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,458
Are you ready
for your first day of school?

481
00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,375
-Ready.
-[both chuckle]

482
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:21,166
Hey! But can we drive through a K'fé Club?

483
00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:23,875
I wanna be a city girl 100%

484
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,958
and I always see influencers
carrying one around.

485
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,041
First stop K'fé Club.

486
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,250
[both laugh awkwardly]

487
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,583
K'FE CLUB
ORGANIC COFFEE

488
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:35,791
[Chema] Here we are.

489
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:36,833
That'll be 4.50

490
00:20:36,916 --> 00:20:38,083
For a cup of coffee?

491
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,125
I'll pay, here.

492
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,583
No! No, no, no! No!

493
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:43,166
Of course not. No, lemme get this one.

494
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,166
-Really?
-Yeah.

495
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,916
-Of course! Yeah.
-Thank you.

496
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,083
[kisses]

497
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:49,833
[Claudia chuckles]

498
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,125
Uh, there you go.

499
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:55,000
-Thanks.
-Okay.

500
00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:59,500
-You'll get one of these every day.
-Aw! You are the best.

501
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:00,666
[both chuckle]

502
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,833
Hey, how about we play some music, huh?

503
00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:05,041
Oh that's my thing.

504
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,166
-Really?
-Lemme…

505
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,583
-[folk music plays]
-Oh no.

506
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,583
-[both chuckle]
-Embarrassing. Sorry!

507
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,250
But there you go…

508
00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:15,666
These are my playlists.

509
00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:17,375
-Pick what you want.
-[Claudia] Let's see.

510
00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:20,208
That's weird. You don't have it.

511
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:24,416
Here it is. "My Little Crush." Mario B.

512
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,833
["My Little Crush"
by Mario Bautista plays]

513
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:29,708
Don't you love M.B.?

514
00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,083
-M.B.?
-Yeah.

515
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,791
Yeah, no, of course.
I love it. He's amazing.

516
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:36,791
He's the new Mozart.

517
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:38,291
-[laughs]
-Mm-hm.

518
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:40,333
[in Spanish] <i>♪ I'm gonna drink ♪</i>

519
00:21:44,416 --> 00:21:45,750
[Claudia] ♪ <i>Honestly ♪</i>

520
00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:47,666
<i>♪ I'm used to nice things ♪</i>

521
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,666
<i>♪ I'm in a truck and I'm unprotected ♪</i>

522
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,875
<i>♪ The same people as always next to me ♪</i>

523
00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:54,041
<i>♪ I'm Bautista and I've been baptized ♪</i>

524
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,583
<i>♪ And let there be ♪</i>

525
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,541
<i>♪ Let there be music ♪</i>

526
00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:03,250
<i>♪ Today I'm toasting life ♪</i>

527
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,458
<i>♪ Friends, lovers, and family ♪</i>

528
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,500
[in English]
Oh but that was the best part.

529
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:14,166
Yeah, but we've listened to it
like a hundred times, right?

530
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,083
Oh…

531
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:18,583
-Shall we? Come on.
-Yeah. Let's go.

532
00:22:18,666 --> 00:22:20,666
[blues rock music plays]

533
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,250
[boy 5] What up?

534
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,541
Aren't you gonna introduce us?

535
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:34,375
There's no rush, maybe tomorrow.

536
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,291
-Hey!
-Hey!

537
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,250
-Sebas, what are you doing?
-What?

538
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,125
-I'd never seen it before.
-[Ana] Really?

539
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:41,041
What up, guys?

540
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:42,666
Let me introduce you.

541
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:45,500
Clau's joining our class,
she comes from Acapulco.

542
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,083
-Say hello.
-Hey!

543
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,125
-Hi!
-This is Hugo.

544
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:49,750
-[boy 2] Hello.
-Hi!

545
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,166
-Rubén. And Ana.
-Hello.

546
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,541
[whispers] Hey, look at that.

547
00:22:52,625 --> 00:22:55,166
-When did you get here?
-I dunno. A couple days ago.

548
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,083
That's so cool.

549
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,500
-Uh, can I take you to your class?
-Sure, yeah.

550
00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:01,500
See you at the classroom, okay?

551
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:02,541
-Bye.
-Later.

552
00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:03,458
[Rubén] See ya.

553
00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:08,041
My God, that girl, bro.

554
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,083
-What number was it?
-[Rubén] I know, man.

555
00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:13,583
-Like a sweet, sweet peach, dude.
-She smelled like pineapple. Or like…

556
00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:15,500
You two are idiots. Bye.

557
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:18,291
-You're such a moron, Hugo.
-[Hugo] What did I say, man?

558
00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:20,333
-[Rubén] It was a joke, Ana!
-[Hugo] Nah, fuck you!

559
00:23:20,416 --> 00:23:22,583
You were also saying stuff!
Don't play coy now!

560
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:25,291
Here's your schedule
with the map and everything.

561
00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:27,125
Actually, I drew it for you here.

562
00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:29,458
-Oh thank you.
-I also got you a notebook

563
00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:32,166
-and a folder in case you forgot…
-Oh…

564
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:33,666
…out of first-day anxiety.

565
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,583
And the school's curriculum
with its mission.

566
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:38,208
-Thank you!
-And I'll wait for you after every class.

567
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:42,416
-Please don't go with anybody else.
-Oh, baby, of course not.

568
00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:44,125
I'll just go with you.

569
00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:47,916
Have a nice day.

570
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:55,833
[Sebas clears throat]

571
00:24:08,875 --> 00:24:10,791
Chema, what's with that smoking hottie?

572
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,333
Sh. He's watching.

573
00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:13,958
[knock on the door]

574
00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:16,125
-[door opens]
-Come in.

575
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:17,416
Can we make an announcement?

576
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,625
Okay, go ahead.

577
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,916
[whimsical music plays]

578
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:21,916
Thanks, Mister.

579
00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:25,375
-We have news and it's superb.
-Superb.

580
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:27,750
-Superb.
-For our graduation trip we'll go to…

581
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,416
[both] Cancún!

582
00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:34,000
We're going together to Cancún!

583
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:35,833
-[Mister] Calm down!
-We totally have to go!

584
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:40,416
I know. So, plane tickets,
hotel rooms, and food are included.

585
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,625
-So start paying now!
-Now!

586
00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:45,750
-Oh! One more thing. It'll be epic.
-Epic.

587
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:48,000
-Epic.
-I'm gonna show you two what fun is.

588
00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:49,875
I've been saving for years for this trip.

589
00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:51,375
-[Mister] Easy now.
-Awesome.

590
00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,583
I said easy now!

591
00:24:53,791 --> 00:24:56,500
And don't forget, please, that this week,

592
00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:59,458
you'll have
the university training course.

593
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:02,833
A choice that will define
your lives forever… forever…

594
00:25:02,916 --> 00:25:04,833
Nah! But it will define
your lives forever.

595
00:25:05,791 --> 00:25:08,500
Rubén? You chose literature, right?

596
00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:11,208
I certainly did, José María. And you?

597
00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:12,458
Engineering, really?

598
00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:14,916
Well…

599
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,416
Hey, man. What's with the Acapulco girl?
She's crazy hot, man.

600
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,625
Yeah! Dude, tell us.
Where did you meet her or what?

601
00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:23,166
She's new at the school.

602
00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:25,458
Yeah, obviously, but why was she with you?

603
00:25:25,541 --> 00:25:26,666
Why not?

604
00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:27,833
Huh?

605
00:25:27,916 --> 00:25:30,500
-She grabbed my arm super tight.
-Yeah, man. We saw that.

606
00:25:30,583 --> 00:25:32,833
I'm sure she's gonna be
my date for the party.

607
00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:35,375
And of course for Cancún too.

608
00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:37,375
-You don't have to worry about me.
-[scoffs]

609
00:25:37,958 --> 00:25:39,208
What? What?

610
00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:40,375
You're a moron, bro.

611
00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:44,708
Man, if you take her to the party
and then to Cancún, I genuinely swear…

612
00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:45,916
[sucks] …trust me,

613
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,750
I'll give the principal a head

614
00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:49,166
she'll just never forget.

615
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,125
[groans]

616
00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:52,750
-[Mister] What?
-Huh?

617
00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,791
-What?
-Uh, what will you give her?

618
00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:55,750
Uh-huh. Bread, sir.

619
00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:57,083
-"Bread"?
-Yeah.

620
00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:59,041
With jam, butter, toasted.

621
00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:02,000
-She'd like it.
-Please go to her office, Mr. Gomez!

622
00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:04,791
Tell the principal what you're gonna do
to her or make for her.

623
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:06,708
To the principal's office.

624
00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:09,333
Please! Move it!

625
00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:12,166
Anybody else?

626
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:18,625
Hi, Chema.

627
00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:20,833
-[Chema laughs] Hi, Eli.
-What you listening to?

628
00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:23,083
"Rock de Casbah" by The Clash.

629
00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:25,333
You and your British rock.

630
00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:26,958
How do you know that?

631
00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:29,583
You told me once
that you listen to British rock

632
00:26:29,666 --> 00:26:32,125
and you even have posters
and autographs, right?

633
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:35,375
Yeah. In fact, I have a The Smiths poster
with Morrisey's autograph.

634
00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:37,333
-No way! No way!
-Yeah. Wanna see?

635
00:26:37,416 --> 00:26:39,083
-Of course!
-[Chema] Here.

636
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,333
[Eli] No way! That's so cool!

637
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:42,833
I totally love The Smiths.

638
00:26:44,125 --> 00:26:45,041
It was my dad's.

639
00:26:46,916 --> 00:26:48,000
That's sweet.

640
00:26:48,791 --> 00:26:51,250
Do you remember
that when we were both kids,

641
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,750
every time our parents got hammered,
they played Fobia?

642
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:54,791
Fobia, yeah.

643
00:26:54,875 --> 00:26:56,083
-Yeah.
-It was this song…

644
00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:57,833
[both] "Sacúdeme."

645
00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:03,041
Hey, we could hang out in the afternoons
and you can show me your bands,

646
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,416
-I'll show you mine.
-Sure.

647
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,583
We could even apply
as a couple for Your Hit.

648
00:27:07,666 --> 00:27:09,791
Yeah, of course.
We'll wipe the floor with 'em.

649
00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:12,291
Uh, sure! Are you available next week?

650
00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:14,000
-Thursday?
-Yeah. Hell, yeah.

651
00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:15,083
-Great.
-Yeah.

652
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:17,250
Hello.

653
00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:18,916
Hey.

654
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,666
I'm Claudia. [giggles]

655
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:22,500
-I'm Eli.
-[Claudia] Hm.

656
00:27:23,416 --> 00:27:24,625
Chema, shall we?

657
00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:26,541
-Yeah.
-[Claudia] Bye.

658
00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:28,833
I'll send you a text so you won't forget.

659
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:48,000
[Claudia] Oh! My first day
of class was cool,

660
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,500
and all thanks to you.

661
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,541
Do you like Hot Vinyasa?

662
00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:54,166
-Uh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
-Yeah?

663
00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:56,375
Obviously, I like… Hot Matcha, yeah.

664
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,291
and Hot Latte, for example.

665
00:27:58,375 --> 00:27:59,875
-[laughs]
-The Hot… The Hot Cakes.

666
00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:01,625
-Hot Dogs as well.
-Baby, what did you hear?

667
00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:03,583
I said "Hot Vinyasa."

668
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:04,541
Yoga.

669
00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:07,583
-Oh…
-I want to sign up for a class

670
00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:10,166
and a pole dance class too.

671
00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:11,666
-Pole?
-Yeah.

672
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:15,500
Yeah, I saw them on IG,
but I mean, I have no way to get there.

673
00:28:15,583 --> 00:28:16,708
Uh-huh. With me!

674
00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:20,041
-Really? Aw, really, honey?
-Yeah. Uh-huh.

675
00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:21,958
But you don't have
any plans in the afternoon?

676
00:28:22,041 --> 00:28:23,000
Nothing at all.

677
00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:24,208
Perfect!

678
00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:27,541
So, I'm gonna see the schedules
and you'll practice Vinyasa with me, okay?

679
00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:28,458
Uh-huh.

680
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,708
-Leave it! I'll throw out your garbage.
-Really?

681
00:28:31,791 --> 00:28:33,041
-Mm-hm.
-Mm-hm.

682
00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:33,958
Thanks, baby.

683
00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:36,375
Okay, bye.

684
00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:37,875
Uh-- I'll open the door. Wait!

685
00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:48,541
-[Claudia] Oh. You're such a gentleman.
-[Chema] Of course I am.

686
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:50,416
-Thank you, Chema, honey.
-Of course.

687
00:28:50,916 --> 00:28:51,791
See you tomorrow.

688
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:52,708
Yeah.

689
00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:57,833
[Jaime] <i>But if you wanna know</i>
<i>whether she likes you or not,</i>

690
00:28:57,916 --> 00:29:02,208
<i>as you're leaving, while playing it cool,</i>
<i>turn around, pay attention,</i>

691
00:29:02,291 --> 00:29:03,458
<i>and see if she looks back.</i>

692
00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:05,625
[Chema] <i>But that doesn't work</i>
<i>all the time, right?</i>

693
00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:07,666
[Jaime] <i>Never fails, </i>pendejo<i>.</i>
<i>Why don't you listen?</i>

694
00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:09,375
<i>You think that I'm fuckin' jokin', son?</i>

695
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:11,000
[Chema] <i>No, sir.</i>
[Jaime] <i>Pay attention.</i>

696
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,625
<i>Broad looks back at you,</i>

697
00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:14,416
<i>means she's got the hots for you.</i>

698
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,500
[slow rock music plays]

699
00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:22,625
[tires scrape]

700
00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,041
Chema! Chema!

701
00:29:24,125 --> 00:29:24,958
[grunting]

702
00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:28,083
Baby, are you okay?

703
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,375
-Are you okay?
-[man 2] Pervert!

704
00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:31,291
Drooling for a pair of legs.

705
00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:32,625
What about "Me too"?

706
00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:34,458
What? I wasn't drooling over anything!

707
00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:36,250
It's okay, baby. It's okay.

708
00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:38,833
Look, Claudia, I'm not a pervert. I swear.

709
00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:41,833
You trying to tell me that yearning face
is just your normal face?

710
00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:42,750
Gimme a break.

711
00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:44,291
What yearning face?

712
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,791
<i>Oh, my sweet baby boy.</i>

713
00:29:48,875 --> 00:29:51,708
<i>I've been longing for you all day…</i>

714
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,291
I can't do it, beach girl.

715
00:29:55,041 --> 00:29:55,875
Forgive me.

716
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,458
[Jaime] I need more space in my tummy.
I can't eat anymore. I ate a fuck load.

717
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:18,625
Mom, I know. Maybe tomorrow
we can get dinner at Poke Bowls.

718
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:19,625
Great idea, sweetie.

719
00:30:19,708 --> 00:30:20,958
What's that poke shit? Huh?

720
00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,208
Poke Bowls, uncle.

721
00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:24,250
-Hm…
-Look, it's like today's sushi,

722
00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:25,958
but they put everything in a bowl.

723
00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:28,333
-I love posting pictures of them.
-Well, speaking of bowls,

724
00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:32,500
I'll need to use-- One in the toilet,
in my room right? And I'll be back okay?

725
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,958
[chuckles] You make me laugh, Jaime.
Make yourself at home.

726
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,500
Well, thank you very much, Gloria.

727
00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:37,458
Oh yeah.

728
00:30:37,958 --> 00:30:39,541
This is so amazing. Oh--

729
00:30:39,625 --> 00:30:41,125
Oh! Oh!

730
00:30:43,416 --> 00:30:45,333
[Jaime farts]

731
00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:46,625
Ah!

732
00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:48,708
[farting continues]

733
00:30:49,291 --> 00:30:51,875
Oh my, the turtle head is pokin' out.

734
00:30:51,958 --> 00:30:53,416
Ah! Ah!

735
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:54,500
-Ah!
-Ah!

736
00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:55,958
-You crazy <i>cabrón!</i>
-Ah! No!

737
00:30:56,041 --> 00:30:57,416
What the hell?

738
00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:00,250
What the fuck?

739
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:01,916
Ah! "Crazy <i>cabrón!"</i>

740
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:03,875
He's the <i>cabrón</i> here.

741
00:31:03,958 --> 00:31:04,875
For not knocking.

742
00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:14,750
[blows raspberries]

743
00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:18,333
But it's fine.

744
00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:20,875
Tomorrow's another day with my Claudia.

745
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,083
[sighs]

746
00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:26,166
[rooster alarm goes off]

747
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:28,250
["La Que Me Gusta" plays]

748
00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:33,625
[grumbles]

749
00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:37,583
Ugh! Gimme a breeak!

750
00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:38,791
[Waze] <i>Recalculating route.</i>

751
00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:40,625
-[cars honk]
-Man! Man. Left lane's free!

752
00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:42,875
[in Spanish] <i>We got the good vibe</i>
<i>Eh!</i>

753
00:31:42,958 --> 00:31:46,541
<i>-Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh! M.B.! Mario B!</i>
<i>-Eh! Eh!</i>

754
00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:48,833
<i>Mario B! Mario B! Mario B! Mario B!</i>

755
00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:53,041
[rooster alarm sounds]

756
00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:57,333
[in English] No. No… [repeating] No!

757
00:31:57,416 --> 00:32:00,333
[in Spanish]
<i>♪ My sister swore to me one time ♪</i>

758
00:32:00,416 --> 00:32:02,416
<i>♪ That what girls can't get enough of ♪</i>

759
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,416
<i>♪ The most smiling</i>
<i>And not the most handsome… ♪</i>

760
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,333
[both laugh]

761
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:07,333
-[grumbles]
-[rooster alarm sounds]

762
00:32:07,916 --> 00:32:09,750
[in English] Look! Hanna and Alexa.

763
00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:10,666
-Hello.
-Hey.

764
00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:11,583
Hello.

765
00:32:11,666 --> 00:32:12,625
<i>-Mollete?</i>
-Oh yeah!

766
00:32:12,708 --> 00:32:13,625
[Hanna] Oh no!

767
00:32:13,708 --> 00:32:15,916
Those things are full of calories.
Forget it.

768
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:17,750
[chuckles]

769
00:32:19,208 --> 00:32:21,500
[in Spanish]
<i>♪ Someone who was there told me ♪</i>

770
00:32:21,583 --> 00:32:23,916
<i>♪ And he knows</i>
<i>That I saw you and went crazy… ♪</i>

771
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,375
[instructor in English] Arms…

772
00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:29,500
-[Chema shouts]
-No way!

773
00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:30,625
[laughs]

774
00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,208
No, seriously, it's delicious.

775
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,541
-It's not!
-Tastes like clouds filled with water.

776
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:40,208
[in Spanish] ♪ <i>I found the one I like ♪</i>

777
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:41,291
[mobile phone beeps]

778
00:32:44,375 --> 00:32:47,083
I'M HERE. I'M UPSTARIS.
LOOK WHO I RAN INTO.

779
00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:49,875
[Chema in English] Shit.

780
00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:53,083
WHERE ARE YOU?

781
00:32:57,625 --> 00:32:59,041
[instructor] Keep it up!

782
00:33:00,291 --> 00:33:01,958
Very well. Very good.

783
00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:08,291
[in Spanish]
♪ <i>I'll be better than the last, no rich… ♪</i>

784
00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,541
[Chema in English] Whoo!

785
00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:13,000
[in Spanish]
<i>♪ Gallant, in a good mood, a mango ♪</i>

786
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:16,291
<i>♪ I don't have any crazy tricks… ♪</i>

787
00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:17,750
[in English] I'm so fucked.

788
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:19,333
[sighs]

789
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:22,916
-It's super cool. Really.
-Is it?

790
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,708
I did yoga, Pilates.

791
00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:25,916
Yikes!

792
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,500
This body isn't hot by accident.

793
00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:29,041
-Obviously.
-[Claudia] Chema! Come.

794
00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:31,916
-Oh! Hey, Clau.
-Hi. Look, there's Sebas and Tomás.

795
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,916
Hey! Yeah,
I think we've already met, right? Hey.

796
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,500
-[Alexa] Hello!
-Hello. Alexa.

797
00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:37,958
-[Rubén] It's for Claudia.
-Sebas.

798
00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:41,708
-What's up, Dog?
-[group laughs]

799
00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:42,750
[Chema] Hey, man!

800
00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:46,166
[Hanna] So my guru told me
that I might meet Mario B pretty soon.

801
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,791
-Oh man…
-[gasps] Mario B?

802
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:48,875
[Hanna] Yeah!

803
00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:49,916
[Claudia] Mario B!

804
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,500
[sarcastic laugh] Wow! Amazing.

805
00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:53,583
[bell rings]

806
00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:56,000
Oh… Oh no, we need to go.

807
00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:57,250
-[Hanna] Bye!
-Bye.

808
00:33:57,750 --> 00:33:58,958
-[Claudia] Bye!
-See you, girls.

809
00:33:59,041 --> 00:34:00,166
-Hey, dude.
-Have a nice day.

810
00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:01,791
-[Claudia] Mario B?
-[Hanna] Yes!

811
00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:06,000
I'm having a party on Friday, bro.
A chill get-together at my house.

812
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,333
Bring Clau.

813
00:34:08,083 --> 00:34:09,500
-Of course!
-And…

814
00:34:11,041 --> 00:34:13,333
And if you want, you can bring your bros.

815
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:14,916
Your buddies.

816
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,875
-That'll be awesome. See you, Sebas.
-See you, Dog.

817
00:34:19,041 --> 00:34:20,083
"Dawg."

818
00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:22,625
-What the hell?
-I invited him.

819
00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:24,416
What do you want me to do?

820
00:34:25,208 --> 00:34:26,666
What happened? What did he say?

821
00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:29,875
Get ready
for a super gathering at Sebas's house.

822
00:34:29,958 --> 00:34:30,958
-Yeah!
-Wow!

823
00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:34,708
[group] The max!

824
00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:36,041
-He's watching.
-Uh…

825
00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:37,708
-See you later. Gentlemen.
-Oh, well, uh…

826
00:34:37,791 --> 00:34:40,583
-Excuse me. We'll keep in touch.
-I'll send you a pager.

827
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,541
-May I?
-Yeah, uncle.

828
00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:46,083
I knocked on the door now.
I didn't catch you working out.

829
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:47,833
Oh, no. It's all tucked in now.

830
00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:50,041
-Very good. Oh!
-[Chema chuckles]

831
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:51,583
Look at you, man.

832
00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:53,625
You're fucking handsome.

833
00:34:53,708 --> 00:34:56,875
Yes, uncle. Today it's my first party
with the popular guys.

834
00:34:57,583 --> 00:34:59,166
With the one and only Claudia,

835
00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:00,791
-can you believe that?
-Oh! No, no, no.

836
00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:03,416
Then I got here
at the best fucking time, you know?

837
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:04,916
-Yeah. Oh, uncle…
-Come over here.

838
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,750
-I'm on my way out.
-Two minutes, <i>cabrón</i>.

839
00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:08,541
-Sit down.
-Okay, yes, sir.

840
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,708
-Shit. Chema…
-Okay. Yeah.

841
00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:14,875
Beyond the promise I made to your father,
may God rest his soul,

842
00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:17,375
I'm here for you guys.

843
00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:20,958
For you, for whatever you need,
for anything. Am I clear?

844
00:35:21,041 --> 00:35:23,791
-I know that. Thank you, uncle.
-Hold on! What's the fuckin' hurry?

845
00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:27,458
-Oh…
-And I know this, times are different,

846
00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:30,833
and the K'fé Club thing right now
is trendy.

847
00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:33,708
And well… I bought you something. Okay?

848
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:38,458
Look, I know you can find all kinds
of shit with those new phones, but here.

849
00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:39,833
-Mm-hm.
-There's nothing like

850
00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:42,583
a good old-fashioned hand job, you know.

851
00:35:42,666 --> 00:35:43,916
If you want

852
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,458
to explore, you know,

853
00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:46,791
-the female body…
-Oh, no, uncle.

854
00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:48,458
-[Jaime] …or learn about women.
-Let's…

855
00:35:48,541 --> 00:35:51,666
Don't think I didn't stay up to date.
I brought the trendiest product

856
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,541
in the market of the sex industry.

857
00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:54,833
Look. The Pocket Pussy.

858
00:35:54,916 --> 00:35:57,708
-[Chema] No, uncle. Put that away.
-[Jaime] No, calm dawn. Here.

859
00:35:57,791 --> 00:35:59,333
-Look how it feels.
-Oh! No, no, no!

860
00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:00,916
[Jaime] Don't be afraid, doesn't bite.

861
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,916
-[Chema] Looks like an alien.
-[Jaime] It speaks, "I wanna fuck you."

862
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,000
-"I wanna fuck you." Here. Come on, son!
-Ugh, stop it!

863
00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:11,083
It feels good, check out the texture,
look how it feels! Look. Huh?

864
00:36:11,166 --> 00:36:12,666
-It's nice! Huh?
-You're right, yeah.

865
00:36:12,750 --> 00:36:15,333
-Oh that hand is getting playful, you see?
-No way! Put it away.

866
00:36:15,416 --> 00:36:16,250
It's nice.

867
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:17,541
Okay, then, but really.

868
00:36:18,041 --> 00:36:19,666
Listen. This is important.

869
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,375
-Don't let her give you a hug.
-What?

870
00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:24,666
But why?

871
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:25,833
Look, Chema,

872
00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:29,541
something that drives me fucking mad,
but like really fucking mad,

873
00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:30,541
to the point I say,

874
00:36:30,625 --> 00:36:32,958
"Oh man, it's driving me fucking mad"…

875
00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:35,083
-Uh-huh.
-…giving advice, okay?

876
00:36:35,916 --> 00:36:39,833
If the broad gives you a hug,
forget her, son.

877
00:36:39,916 --> 00:36:41,875
But what's the problem? The--

878
00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:44,125
Couples hug all the time,
don't they, uncle?

879
00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,208
Oh, Chema, listen.

880
00:36:47,041 --> 00:36:49,541
Think whatever you want
that makes you happy, okay?

881
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:53,291
But if the broad gives you a hug,
she's gone.

882
00:36:53,916 --> 00:36:55,166
Goodbye, it's hopeless.

883
00:36:56,125 --> 00:36:58,375
You'll be nothing but a reliable friend.

884
00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:04,333
Oh… No, uncle, you haven't seen us,
but Claudia and I are much more than that.

885
00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:05,750
We're way more than friends.

886
00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,958
["Electric" by Patrick Joseph Vidal plays]

887
00:37:08,041 --> 00:37:10,041
[no dialogue]

888
00:37:24,458 --> 00:37:26,791
[Chema] <i>"The Sweetie." Extremely naive.</i>

889
00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:30,250
<i>So much so that he comes to think</i>
<i>that he could be more than just a friend</i>

890
00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:32,875
<i>with the unattainable girl of his dreams.</i>

891
00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:34,958
["Electric" continues]

892
00:37:45,166 --> 00:37:46,166
["Electric" ends]

893
00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:48,875
-[Hugo] No.
-[Rubén] Oh! Now drink it.

894
00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:54,791
-Didn't you say we were done with parties?
-Oh, man, they invited Chema.

895
00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:56,833
I don't understand
why you didn't let me invite Ana

896
00:37:56,916 --> 00:37:59,000
and I won't talk to any other girl, okay?

897
00:37:59,083 --> 00:38:00,333
[Hugo] They won't talk to you.

898
00:38:00,416 --> 00:38:03,333
On the other hand, this striker here
is more than ready to score.

899
00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:05,750
Don't even think
on turning into a disgusting perv again.

900
00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:07,125
It happened once, man.

901
00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:09,416
-[Rubén] What about you, Chema?
-Huh?

902
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:12,000
Who's your date for Christmas?
I've only seen you with Claudia.

903
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,833
Uh-huh, she's my date.

904
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:14,750
Who else?

905
00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:16,125
[laughs] This wimp!

906
00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:19,291
Listen, Chema. What is Claudia to you?

907
00:38:19,375 --> 00:38:20,291
Your friend?

908
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:22,333
Of course not!
We're way more than that, bro.

909
00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:24,166
Okay, then, your best friend.

910
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,958
-Yes, well, we… More than that.
-No, no, no, bro, bro, bro.

911
00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:28,416
That's the worst thing.

912
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:29,416
It's kind of

913
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,541
like scoring an own goal
before the game's over.

914
00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:33,458
Like in the 90th minute, moron,

915
00:38:33,541 --> 00:38:34,416
in a final!

916
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:35,875
No, you have no clue, man!

917
00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:37,833
You really think Claudia
and I can't be a couple?

918
00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:40,416
Gimme a break. You haven't seen us--

919
00:38:43,375 --> 00:38:44,916
[Hugo] To be honest, no, man.

920
00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:46,666
I say it as your friend.

921
00:38:48,291 --> 00:38:54,208
Listen, I think your date for Christmas
should be a girl you feel connected to.

922
00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:56,833
-With things in common.
-Claudia and I have many things in common.

923
00:38:56,916 --> 00:38:59,500
Yeah, sure, I believe you.
Just tell me a couple of those things.

924
00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:00,416
For…

925
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:02,416
For example…

926
00:39:03,791 --> 00:39:06,541
Listen, morons,
Claudia and I will be a couple okay?

927
00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:08,208
You'll see.

928
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:11,416
[Rubén] Good luck.

929
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,833
-Hello, Chemita.
-Hello, Chemita.

930
00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:15,875
Hey…

931
00:39:15,958 --> 00:39:17,958
-Do you want a mango shot?
-No, I don't like those.

932
00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:20,333
-[scoffs] You're kidding me, right?
-Really?

933
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:23,083
Ugh, okay. Thank you.

934
00:39:23,166 --> 00:39:24,541
-Bottoms up.
-Yeah, bottoms up!

935
00:39:24,625 --> 00:39:25,666
[Chema] "Bottoms up."

936
00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:30,750
[gags, coughs]

937
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:31,958
Did it

938
00:39:32,041 --> 00:39:33,541
really have mango?

939
00:39:33,625 --> 00:39:36,583
-What's up with Claudia? She into Sebas?
-[gasps]

940
00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,208
Uh, uh, I don't know. Excuse me.

941
00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:39,166
Sorry.

942
00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:41,500
Oh that's sad. Poor sweetie dude.

943
00:39:41,583 --> 00:39:43,500
Oh yeah, poor sweetie dude.

944
00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:45,708
[laughing]

945
00:39:46,666 --> 00:39:48,250
-Baby, come heere!
-[Chema] Hi, Clau.

946
00:39:48,333 --> 00:39:49,875
Come, come, come. [laughs]

947
00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:53,791
-Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot!
-No, no, no, no! No, no! No!

948
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:55,375
More, more, drink it all, sweetie.

949
00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:56,541
[laughs]

950
00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:58,666
-Clau, you're hammered. Drink some water.
-No.

951
00:39:58,750 --> 00:39:59,833
I'll take him for a minute.

952
00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:02,083
-Yeah? 'Kay.
-Come, dude.

953
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,500
-I wanted to ask you something.
-[Chema] What's up, Sebas?

954
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:09,000
What do you know about Clau?
I mean, it's just…

955
00:40:09,083 --> 00:40:10,875
-What?
-…that I'm really into her.

956
00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:12,166
Oh I don't know.

957
00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:14,208
Does she have
a fisherman boyfriend in Aca?

958
00:40:14,291 --> 00:40:15,416
Or what the fuck, dude?

959
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,500
Have you stalked her?

960
00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:20,041
You know something or not?

961
00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:21,625
-I do, I do. Yeah.
-[Sebas] Uh-huh?

962
00:40:22,291 --> 00:40:24,291
She's… a les, man.

963
00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:26,166
Huh? A lesbian? Really?

964
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:27,083
Uh-huh.

965
00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:29,041
Gimme a break! Of course not.

966
00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:31,833
For real, dude. She's super hyper lesbian.

967
00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:34,708
Yeah… Man, look! Ultra lesbian.

968
00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:41,500
I even thought there was a vibe

969
00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:43,166
-between us.
-Nah, bummer.

970
00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:44,375
-Bummer.
-Appreciate it, Dog.

971
00:40:44,458 --> 00:40:45,708
Yeah, Seb. Anytime.

972
00:40:47,125 --> 00:40:48,125
Ah, come on, man.

973
00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:52,708
Just a second. Please, come on.

974
00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:54,375
Hey!

975
00:40:56,916 --> 00:41:00,666
Baby! Baby, I'm wrecked and Sebas
wants to take me home tonight!

976
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,791
-What?
-[Claudia] Yeah, I told him I'm down.

977
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:04,875
No! Come again? When did you say that?

978
00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:06,666
-A while ago.
-No. No, no…

979
00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:09,041
Oh can you believe it? I'm so excited!

980
00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:11,125
-[Chema] Uh…
-[Claudia laughs]

981
00:41:11,208 --> 00:41:12,875
-Come, follow me.
-[Claudia] Where to?

982
00:41:12,958 --> 00:41:14,958
-Come with me outside.
-Uh? What are you doing, baby?

983
00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:16,875
-[Chema] Here, hurry up, you can do it.
-No…

984
00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:18,583
[Chema] Come, please. Come on. Hurry.

985
00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:23,083
Wow!

986
00:41:24,666 --> 00:41:27,458
Okay, Clau.
You're safe and sound. I'm leaving. Okay?

987
00:41:27,541 --> 00:41:29,041
No, no, no, no. Wait a minute.

988
00:41:29,875 --> 00:41:30,708
Baby,

989
00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:33,291
can you do me a favor?

990
00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:36,000
How does it feel?

991
00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:38,125
[Chema] Uh,
I'm not sure if it's the right fit,

992
00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:40,541
but maybe a size bigger will do.

993
00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:42,750
[Claudia] Sweetie, I mean,
if you don't wanna sleep

994
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,250
with me, it's okay.

995
00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:45,666
I'll bring you some pillows,

996
00:41:46,625 --> 00:41:47,958
some bedsheets…

997
00:41:48,958 --> 00:41:51,541
["Regálame" by Mario Bautista
playing in background]

998
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,625
I'll sleep with you!

999
00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:59,208
Yeah, I don't want you looking for pillows
and bedsheets. All those things.

1000
00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:01,000
Oh, baby, thank you.

1001
00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:02,375
You are so sweet.

1002
00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:04,250
But, Chema,

1003
00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:07,833
I hate that my parents have to leave
all the time to visit my grandparents

1004
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:08,833
and I stay alone.

1005
00:42:08,916 --> 00:42:09,750
Uh-huh.

1006
00:42:09,833 --> 00:42:13,208
But my FOMO makes me stay
for parties and all that stuff, you know?

1007
00:42:13,291 --> 00:42:14,375
Sure.

1008
00:42:14,458 --> 00:42:19,333
[yelps] That is my favorite part.
Let's dance. Whoo!

1009
00:42:26,666 --> 00:42:29,375
[in Spanish] <i>♪ Gimme one more kiss ♪</i>

1010
00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:30,291
<i>Whoo!</i>

1011
00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:32,583
<i>♪ I just wanna give you one more kiss ♪</i>

1012
00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:34,208
<i>♪ If you leave me ♪</i>

1013
00:42:34,833 --> 00:42:36,791
<i>♪ If you leave me ♪</i>

1014
00:42:36,875 --> 00:42:37,708
[laughs]

1015
00:42:38,791 --> 00:42:39,958
-[in English] Baby…
-Mm-hm?

1016
00:42:40,041 --> 00:42:41,416
…<i>besito</i> means kiss.

1017
00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:44,125
[awkward music plays]

1018
00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:45,125
[Chema] <i>The fail.</i>

1019
00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:47,791
<i>He who flops misses</i>

1020
00:42:47,875 --> 00:42:51,833
<i>and freezes when there is</i>
<i>the slightest intimacy with a girl.</i>

1021
00:42:54,291 --> 00:42:55,208
[awkward music ends]

1022
00:42:57,958 --> 00:42:59,583
[Claudia snores]

1023
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:05,791
[sighs]

1024
00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:18,125
-[tone sounds]
-Hey, Siri?

1025
00:43:18,625 --> 00:43:19,708
[Siri] <i>Yes?</i>

1026
00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:21,166
How can I give a French kiss?

1027
00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:23,208
-[tone sounds]
-[Siri] <i>To give a French kiss,</i>

1028
00:43:23,291 --> 00:43:24,208
<i>wash your mouth,</i>

1029
00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:25,916
<i>tilt your head to one side,</i>

1030
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,041
<i>and close your eyes.</i>

1031
00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:28,333
<i>-Stick out your tongue…</i>
-Mm…

1032
00:43:28,416 --> 00:43:29,666
Baby!

1033
00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:31,041
Baby, I'm in shock.

1034
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,458
What happened? Why?

1035
00:43:32,541 --> 00:43:34,916
Look! I have nothing from Sebas.

1036
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,416
Nothing. Not even, like,
a text, a comment, or a, uh…

1037
00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:40,750
Nothing! I don't get it.
We were having a great time.

1038
00:43:40,833 --> 00:43:42,333
He offered to give me a ride.

1039
00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:44,666
But you brought me here, didn't you?

1040
00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:47,708
Oh-- Uh--
Yeah, you were totally plastered.

1041
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,041
Try to recall.
Uh, you wanted to come here, you said.

1042
00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:53,666
Uh, I mean, Clau,
I left the party with you

1043
00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:55,791
to bring you here
so you wouldn't be alone.

1044
00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:57,333
-Hm…
-Don't you remember that?

1045
00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:00,916
And, Clau…

1046
00:44:01,416 --> 00:44:02,250
Honestly…

1047
00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:05,125
You're too good for Sebas.

1048
00:44:05,208 --> 00:44:06,750
He's a fuckboy!

1049
00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:08,750
You should be with someone who's more…

1050
00:44:10,333 --> 00:44:11,666
Uh… I mean…

1051
00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:13,666
like different.

1052
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:18,125
-You get what I mean?
-Oh, baby, I love you!

1053
00:44:20,083 --> 00:44:22,500
[Jaime] <i>Don't let her give you a hug.</i>

1054
00:44:23,625 --> 00:44:25,958
What? Don't push me like that!
What the fuck?

1055
00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:29,333
Come. Mm.

1056
00:44:30,291 --> 00:44:31,583
Please hug me. Mm.

1057
00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:33,708
"Reliable friend."

1058
00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:36,333
Baby, can I tell you something?

1059
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,166
[Chema] Mm-hm?

1060
00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:39,708
Mh… You're my best friend.

1061
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:49,041
Ha ha! This shit looks amazing, wow…

1062
00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:50,875
Yes, sir, it's on, <i>cabrón!</i>

1063
00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:54,208
You had never done this
with the napkins, Mom.

1064
00:44:54,291 --> 00:44:56,208
So what? The table looks nice, right?

1065
00:44:56,708 --> 00:44:57,541
Yeah.

1066
00:44:59,375 --> 00:45:00,708
What's with you, José María?

1067
00:45:00,791 --> 00:45:02,291
You don't help me with the table

1068
00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:04,875
or let me watch this awesome show
recommended by your uncle.

1069
00:45:04,958 --> 00:45:06,625
That just what I wanted
to talk about, Mom.

1070
00:45:07,125 --> 00:45:09,833
Oh! About your uncle
renting an apartment next door?

1071
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:10,750
Huh?

1072
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:13,833
He has business in the city
and he doesn't wanna use your room.

1073
00:45:13,916 --> 00:45:16,375
Oh cool.
I mean, he's been here for a while, right?

1074
00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:18,041
-Mm-hm.
-But that's not it.

1075
00:45:18,125 --> 00:45:19,541
I mean, it's related,

1076
00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:21,250
but tell me, Mom.

1077
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:23,875
What is uncle Jaime to you, Mom?

1078
00:45:23,958 --> 00:45:25,458
-What?
-That's it.

1079
00:45:25,541 --> 00:45:27,875
What would you do
if he had feelings for you?

1080
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:29,291
Don't say stupid things.

1081
00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:30,666
He's like a brother to me.

1082
00:45:30,750 --> 00:45:33,250
But what would happen
if he wanted something more?

1083
00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:34,666
Uh, and he wanted to be…

1084
00:45:36,208 --> 00:45:37,500
-a couple?
-Couple?

1085
00:45:37,583 --> 00:45:38,708
There's no way!

1086
00:45:38,791 --> 00:45:40,500
Just pretend for a minute.

1087
00:45:40,583 --> 00:45:42,375
What could he do
to make you change your mind?

1088
00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:44,583
-I have--
-Nothing. That's impossible.

1089
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:45,916
What do you mean impossible?

1090
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,291
Why are you asking these questions?
What's the matter? What's goin' on, huh?

1091
00:45:49,375 --> 00:45:51,000
I've been hanging out with someone new.

1092
00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:52,958
[gasps] Is it Claudia?

1093
00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:54,166
Come on, sweetie, tell me!

1094
00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,750
She's my dream girl, Mom.

1095
00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:58,541
You should see
how much she stands out from others.

1096
00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:00,666
-She has a lot of virtues?
-Oh! Where should I start?

1097
00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:02,125
She's from Acapulco.

1098
00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:05,125
Her skin color is… And her voice is mh!

1099
00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:07,250
She takes yoga lessons,
pole dancing lessons.

1100
00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:08,583
Pole dancing, Mom!

1101
00:46:08,666 --> 00:46:11,083
You should see her spin
and spin and spin on top of the pole.

1102
00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:13,208
-On a pole…
-Yeah.

1103
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:15,125
Okay…

1104
00:46:16,125 --> 00:46:19,416
I figured
you were more into girls like Eli.

1105
00:46:19,500 --> 00:46:21,208
With things in common,
like music, my love.

1106
00:46:21,291 --> 00:46:22,875
But Eli is kinda my cousin, isn't she?

1107
00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:24,333
No, no, no, she's not your cousin.

1108
00:46:24,416 --> 00:46:26,208
When we all went out as couples,

1109
00:46:26,291 --> 00:46:28,291
you two would call us "auntie" or "uncle,"

1110
00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:30,041
but you're not related.

1111
00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:31,875
I was right.

1112
00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:34,750
Well, that's not the point!

1113
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:36,791
I know Claudia wants something with me,

1114
00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:40,166
-but sometimes she's a bit wei--
-No! Say what?! [gasps]

1115
00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:42,166
-No, no, no.
-"No, no, no," what? What's going on?

1116
00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:43,125
Oh, sweetie!

1117
00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:47,291
Oh my God! Chema… you are her Dog.

1118
00:46:47,375 --> 00:46:49,833
Yeah, "dawg." That's what Sebas calls me.

1119
00:46:49,916 --> 00:46:51,875
-What up, "Dawg"?
-Oh bollocks! No, no, no.

1120
00:46:51,958 --> 00:46:54,000
Chema, it's not "dawg" with "w,"

1121
00:46:54,083 --> 00:46:55,833
it's "dog" with a "o" like in pets.

1122
00:46:55,916 --> 00:46:57,916
You're basically Claudia's dog!

1123
00:46:59,875 --> 00:47:01,916
[Chema]<i> "The Dog," with an "o,"</i>

1124
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,458
<i>is the exclusive human pet</i>
<i>of any spectacular girl.</i>

1125
00:47:05,541 --> 00:47:08,833
<i>A dog will never have</i>
<i>any possibility of contact</i>

1126
00:47:08,916 --> 00:47:12,041
<i>or sexual attraction</i>
<i>with the girl of his dreams.</i>

1127
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,375
And that is a "dog" with an "o."

1128
00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:20,958
-Please stop, Chema.
-No, leave it. Leave it.

1129
00:47:21,041 --> 00:47:22,208
Why would you say that?

1130
00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:25,375
Mom, because it's a fact.
Come on, what did you want?

1131
00:47:25,458 --> 00:47:26,958
To keep him infatuated? Poor biscuit.

1132
00:47:27,041 --> 00:47:29,125
Please stop talking
like a British girl, sweetie.

1133
00:47:29,208 --> 00:47:30,166
I can't stand it!

1134
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:32,791
"Dog."

1135
00:47:33,291 --> 00:47:35,291
[melancholy music plays]

1136
00:47:50,583 --> 00:47:51,791
Who are you dreaming of?

1137
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,750
-What?
-Who are you dreaming of?

1138
00:48:00,916 --> 00:48:02,541
Oh… nobody.

1139
00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:07,041
Christmas party is soon.
Do you have a date?

1140
00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:08,500
I'm sure you do.

1141
00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:10,041
Do you care, man?

1142
00:48:10,958 --> 00:48:12,291
Yeah! Why wouldn't I?

1143
00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:14,958
Chema, because you stood me up, dude.

1144
00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:17,375
And now you ask about my date?

1145
00:48:17,458 --> 00:48:18,708
Eli, I'm truly ashamed, I'm--

1146
00:48:18,791 --> 00:48:21,250
-I wanted to go, it's just that day…
-Whatever.

1147
00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:23,583
No! I mean it, I'm really sorry.

1148
00:48:24,083 --> 00:48:25,541
Can we apply for the auditions?

1149
00:48:26,041 --> 00:48:27,375
The auditions are over.

1150
00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:28,291
Oh man…

1151
00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:30,583
Are they over for real?

1152
00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:32,375
Ugh, I'm sorry.

1153
00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:33,958
I am such an asshole.

1154
00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:37,375
Apparently, that's the only thing I am.

1155
00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:39,041
Forgive me.

1156
00:48:41,291 --> 00:48:42,125
Chema.

1157
00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:44,208
Don't worry.

1158
00:48:44,916 --> 00:48:45,750
Really.

1159
00:48:47,208 --> 00:48:48,041
Why wouldn't I?

1160
00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:49,583
It was terrible.

1161
00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:51,750
Well, yeah, but it's over, okay?

1162
00:48:53,916 --> 00:48:55,708
A MOTION PICTURE
OF ALEJANDRO GONZALEZ IÑARRITU

1163
00:48:57,166 --> 00:48:59,333
Come on! You haven't watched this movie?

1164
00:48:59,916 --> 00:49:02,875
No, Chema… No way!
<i>Amores Perros</i> is my favorite!

1165
00:49:02,958 --> 00:49:05,708
Really, really, you need
to learn about lots of stuff, huh?

1166
00:49:05,791 --> 00:49:07,041
-Oh really?
-Yeah!

1167
00:49:07,125 --> 00:49:09,125
-Enlighten me, please, Eli.
-Uh, cinema?

1168
00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:15,666
Clau, I need to ask you something.

1169
00:49:16,291 --> 00:49:18,000
What's up, baby? All good?

1170
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:19,500
No.

1171
00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:22,666
I didn't know the meaning of my nickname,
but I'm not an idiot, and now I know.

1172
00:49:23,666 --> 00:49:25,333
I need to know if you also believe I am…

1173
00:49:25,416 --> 00:49:26,416
The truth is I do.

1174
00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:28,500
-So you believe that I'm your…
-Yeah!

1175
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,250
I believe
you can be my date for the party, Chema.

1176
00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:35,833
I've been thinking about it a lot.
I was dying to go with Sebas, but he's…

1177
00:49:35,916 --> 00:49:36,791
He's ignoring me,

1178
00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:39,333
so I think the best thing
to do is to go together.

1179
00:49:39,416 --> 00:49:41,208
Because I just have to go.

1180
00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:43,666
You and me at the Christmas party?

1181
00:49:44,166 --> 00:49:45,833
Yeah, baby. I'm telling you.

1182
00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:48,166
Together.

1183
00:49:51,666 --> 00:49:55,250
Oh yeah. Hey, Chema,
I bought my ticket for Cancún, my man.

1184
00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:57,875
-You were wrong, moron! Huh?
-What?

1185
00:49:57,958 --> 00:50:01,708
You're looking at the man
who's taking the hot Claudia Galeana

1186
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:04,208
-to the party.
-Yeah, right, gimme a break.

1187
00:50:04,291 --> 00:50:05,125
[coughs]

1188
00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:06,916
Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you okay, man?

1189
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,416
Oh my God, I swear it, dude.

1190
00:50:08,916 --> 00:50:10,041
And what did you say?

1191
00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:11,458
-Remember?
-[Hugo] About what?

1192
00:50:11,541 --> 00:50:13,125
That Eli had too much flow for me?

1193
00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:15,041
What? What did you say about Eli?

1194
00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:17,708
-[Hugo] You fucked up, Chema.
-Nothing. I'm not talking about Eli.

1195
00:50:17,791 --> 00:50:20,625
I was telling Hugo that Claudia
is my date for the Christmas party.

1196
00:50:20,708 --> 00:50:22,958
Wow, congratulations.

1197
00:50:23,041 --> 00:50:25,791
Eli's date's Toño Bravo, actually.
In case you are interested.

1198
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:28,666
Hey, I'll go to see the history teacher.

1199
00:50:28,750 --> 00:50:30,333
Okay, honeybee. Take care

1200
00:50:30,416 --> 00:50:32,916
Honeybee? See you later. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?

1201
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:33,833
Okay.

1202
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:36,833
[sighs]

1203
00:50:37,375 --> 00:50:39,416
-"Honeybee"?
-What?

1204
00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:40,666
Bro, no way!

1205
00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:42,916
Eli's going with Toño Bravo?

1206
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,166
Lord Emoji?

1207
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:47,000
Yeah, and, well,
it makes a lot of sense though.

1208
00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:48,833
-What? Yeah.
-That pair won Your Hit together.

1209
00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:50,791
Lord Emoji's playing his crappy music?

1210
00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:52,750
Hey, hey, hey, chill out a bit, okay?

1211
00:50:52,833 --> 00:50:55,000
[Chema] Bro, I'm totally chill!
What do you mean?

1212
00:50:55,083 --> 00:50:58,375
I don't care about Your Hit
and whoever Eli dates.

1213
00:51:06,041 --> 00:51:06,875
-Ah!
-Woo!

1214
00:51:06,958 --> 00:51:08,916
-Whoo!
-[Hanna] I love you!

1215
00:51:11,916 --> 00:51:13,041
This is historic.

1216
00:51:13,125 --> 00:51:14,416
Major. Fuckboy. Ever.

1217
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:16,500
Oh major fuckboy ever.

1218
00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:19,958
That guy gets you wet
like a category-five hurricane. Mm…

1219
00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:21,833
Alexa, shut up, dude.

1220
00:51:22,541 --> 00:51:25,458
But, you… Freaking lucky girl!
Has he told you yet?

1221
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:26,375
Told me what?

1222
00:51:27,166 --> 00:51:28,791
[Hanna] What do you mean? About the party?

1223
00:51:28,875 --> 00:51:30,666
Uh-huh. The party.

1224
00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:33,958
Is he asking me out? No! No! No. Really?

1225
00:51:34,041 --> 00:51:36,250
I thought he wouldn't ask me, and…

1226
00:51:36,333 --> 00:51:38,750
And now I'm going with Chema.

1227
00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:39,791
[both] What the fuck?

1228
00:51:39,875 --> 00:51:41,250
-[gasps]
-No! Come on honey!

1229
00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:44,291
-That is terrible. Alexa?
-That's a no!

1230
00:51:44,375 --> 00:51:48,416
Because your are making out all night
with your date and Frenching…

1231
00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:50,250
-Mm, and having sex!
-Please!

1232
00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:53,250
But also, FYI,
when it comes to getting blasted,

1233
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:55,208
-you never take your Dog.
-Never!

1234
00:51:55,291 --> 00:51:57,083
-Your what?
-[Hanna] Oh my God!

1235
00:51:57,166 --> 00:51:58,291
You're clueless!

1236
00:51:58,375 --> 00:51:59,458
Your "Dog" with an "o"?

1237
00:51:59,541 --> 00:52:00,500
With an "o."

1238
00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:02,250
Your human pet. Literally your pet!

1239
00:52:02,333 --> 00:52:03,250
Literally your pet!

1240
00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:04,791
[Hanna] "Treat them like dogs

1241
00:52:04,875 --> 00:52:06,333
and they follow you like dogs"?

1242
00:52:06,416 --> 00:52:08,333
That is your Dog. That's your Chema.

1243
00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:13,083
Listen, sis, all popular A-class girls
like this queen

1244
00:52:13,791 --> 00:52:15,791
and, well, like us two, we all

1245
00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:16,833
have a Dog with an "o."

1246
00:52:16,916 --> 00:52:18,666
Mine is Manny, look.

1247
00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:19,625
Manny!

1248
00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:29,291
Oh! Perfect!

1249
00:52:29,375 --> 00:52:30,875
You look top-notch, Queen Hanna.

1250
00:52:30,958 --> 00:52:32,250
-I know. [laughs]
-[both kiss]

1251
00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:36,333
Manny glams me up because he's incredible.

1252
00:52:36,416 --> 00:52:39,791
But, sh, because I don't want him
to be famous and quit being my Dog.

1253
00:52:40,291 --> 00:52:41,583
Oh! Mine is Fer.

1254
00:52:42,583 --> 00:52:43,666
Fer!

1255
00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:45,583
Two more. You can do it, man.

1256
00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:47,041
Fer!

1257
00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:48,541
No. No, nothing!

1258
00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:50,458
Keep doing your push-ups, okay?

1259
00:52:50,541 --> 00:52:51,500
[Hanna] No kiss!

1260
00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:54,666
They are our Dogs,
but it's for a good cause.

1261
00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:56,666
Alexa helps Fer lose that extra weight

1262
00:52:56,750 --> 00:52:58,416
and I give Manny
the gift of being his muse.

1263
00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:00,833
Bottom line,
Chema is your Dog, not your Bae.

1264
00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:03,791
Do you need any of these two?

1265
00:53:05,666 --> 00:53:06,500
Okay.

1266
00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:07,500
See you later.

1267
00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:13,125
You're welcome.

1268
00:53:13,208 --> 00:53:15,291
When are you up for a race, dude?
Or what, you scared?

1269
00:53:15,375 --> 00:53:16,208
[car beeps]

1270
00:53:16,916 --> 00:53:18,750
-See you tomorrow.
-See you, homie.

1271
00:53:18,833 --> 00:53:19,666
Okay.

1272
00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:25,000
What the…?

1273
00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:26,208
Clau!

1274
00:53:26,291 --> 00:53:27,500
What are you doing here?

1275
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,666
How'd you get in?

1276
00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:31,166
With a little life hack I learned

1277
00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:32,791
along with this other.

1278
00:53:33,791 --> 00:53:35,583
[Chema gasps]

1279
00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:38,458
But… but… [chuckles]

1280
00:53:39,208 --> 00:53:40,583
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but…

1281
00:53:41,125 --> 00:53:44,083
-Chema told me that…
-Forget whatever you were told by my Dog.

1282
00:53:44,166 --> 00:53:46,083
-I want you now.
-[mobile phone buzzes]

1283
00:53:47,125 --> 00:53:49,666
-And I want you.
-Come to my house.

1284
00:53:51,041 --> 00:53:51,875
Of course.

1285
00:53:51,958 --> 00:53:53,458
[buzzing continues]

1286
00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:56,666
[operator] <i>The number you have dialed</i>
<i>is not in service.</i>

1287
00:53:56,750 --> 00:53:57,583
[grunts]

1288
00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:03,041
Sir, are you absolutely sure
you didn't see who Claudia left with?

1289
00:54:03,125 --> 00:54:04,666
Do me a favor, try to remember.

1290
00:54:05,166 --> 00:54:06,333
Listen, man,

1291
00:54:06,416 --> 00:54:08,583
if I have to tell you one more time,

1292
00:54:08,666 --> 00:54:09,500
I don't know!

1293
00:54:10,291 --> 00:54:14,291
Will you leave so I can close the gate?

1294
00:54:14,833 --> 00:54:16,833
Uh…

1295
00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:25,833
[indistinct chatter inside]

1296
00:54:33,916 --> 00:54:34,833
[line rings]

1297
00:54:38,625 --> 00:54:39,875
[ringing continues]

1298
00:54:43,041 --> 00:54:45,250
-[whimsical music plays]
-[ringing continues]

1299
00:54:53,166 --> 00:54:54,416
[grunts]

1300
00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:00,416
[groaning]

1301
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:01,750
[moaning]

1302
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,333
[sexy saxophone music plays]

1303
00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:09,500
[moaning continues]

1304
00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:12,000
[Hugo] <i>We're worried about you.</i>

1305
00:55:12,083 --> 00:55:14,000
<i>Everyone's had sex but you.</i>

1306
00:55:14,083 --> 00:55:15,666
[Rubén] <i>You need more contact.</i>

1307
00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:17,500
[Cholita] <i>To experience.</i>

1308
00:55:17,583 --> 00:55:20,583
<i>And I hope</i>
<i>you're all doing it in your lives.</i>

1309
00:55:20,666 --> 00:55:22,500
No way! Miss Cholita?

1310
00:55:38,833 --> 00:55:39,666
[Claudia moans]

1311
00:55:48,916 --> 00:55:50,208
[Claudia's Mom] Sweetie?

1312
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,916
Sweetie, are you in your room?

1313
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,166
[Claudia] Uh, yeah, yeah,

1314
00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:56,333
I'm coming, Mom!

1315
00:55:56,416 --> 00:55:57,916
[Claudia's Mom] No, I'm coming up!

1316
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:16,666
[grunts]

1317
00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:20,583
[Jaime grunts]

1318
00:56:21,208 --> 00:56:22,083
Ready, huh?

1319
00:56:22,166 --> 00:56:24,833
Oh, Jaime. What would I do without you?
I mean it.

1320
00:56:24,916 --> 00:56:27,583
Now you will be able to watch TV.

1321
00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:30,416
From the living room,
the dining room, the kitchen!

1322
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:33,500
-Anywhere you are.
-Come drink your coffee or it'll get cold.

1323
00:56:34,041 --> 00:56:35,375
Oh, yeah.

1324
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:38,125
I will never forget
that there's nothing better for a hangover

1325
00:56:38,208 --> 00:56:40,666
than your famous sweet coffee,
dear Gloria.

1326
00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:42,583
I mean, you're really something.

1327
00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:45,750
The secret for good coffee
is making it with love.

1328
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,583
-Gloria…
-It's about to start.

1329
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:56,208
-We left it on the best part.
-Of course. Yeah, yeah.

1330
00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:59,333
<i>I know you've always thought</i>
<i>of me as a friend.</i>

1331
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:01,041
<i>-Oh…</i>
<i>-But for so many years…</i>

1332
00:57:02,416 --> 00:57:04,791
<i>For years,</i>
<i>I've been secretly in love with you.</i>

1333
00:57:04,875 --> 00:57:07,041
[woman 3] <i>Oscar, I have to confess…</i>

1334
00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:09,583
<i>that I've always been in love with you,</i>

1335
00:57:09,666 --> 00:57:10,708
<i>but we can't be together.</i>

1336
00:57:10,791 --> 00:57:12,500
[Oscar] <i>I know, I know,</i>

1337
00:57:12,583 --> 00:57:14,041
<i>but we can't waste more time.</i>

1338
00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:16,666
That's so unfair! Jaime…

1339
00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:18,333
-Gloria…
-[Oscar]<i> I love you.</i>

1340
00:57:18,416 --> 00:57:19,500
And just like Oscar,

1341
00:57:20,625 --> 00:57:22,583
I've been wanting to tell you…

1342
00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:23,750
[Gloria] José María!

1343
00:57:24,541 --> 00:57:25,500
Were you attacked?

1344
00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,291
No, but that would've been better.

1345
00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:29,208
I'm on it.

1346
00:57:31,166 --> 00:57:32,166
Chema!

1347
00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:34,041
<i>Hey, what the hell?</i>

1348
00:57:34,125 --> 00:57:36,583
Will you just tell me what's wrong
or what happened to you?

1349
00:57:36,666 --> 00:57:38,291
I saw Clau with another guy.

1350
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:39,666
Oh that explains it!

1351
00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:42,708
Now I can clearly see
why it looks like a fucking bear

1352
00:57:42,791 --> 00:57:44,916
scratched your back like an old log.

1353
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,583
Well, I'm like this because Claudia
left me for another guy.

1354
00:57:47,666 --> 00:57:49,750
One of the popular dudes I told you about.

1355
00:57:50,875 --> 00:57:51,875
Come on, <i>mijo</i>, listen.

1356
00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:53,125
Come, come, sit down.

1357
00:57:55,833 --> 00:57:59,541
That little broad, Claudia, she has
the right to have more friends, right?

1358
00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:02,083
Yea, but they were too friendly.

1359
00:58:02,166 --> 00:58:03,666
Friends don't do those things.

1360
00:58:03,750 --> 00:58:06,333
Oh, poor boy. Of course not, but…

1361
00:58:06,875 --> 00:58:08,833
Hey, listen, but, Chema.

1362
00:58:08,916 --> 00:58:13,333
All women like to compare
to find out who's the best guy for them,

1363
00:58:13,416 --> 00:58:15,833
and I'm sure in this case,
you're that guy.

1364
00:58:15,916 --> 00:58:18,166
Or what?
Won't she be your date for the party?

1365
00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:20,250
[mobile phone rings]

1366
00:58:21,208 --> 00:58:22,583
Ah! There she is, man!

1367
00:58:23,125 --> 00:58:24,958
-Go ahead, answer it! There!
-Ah!

1368
00:58:25,041 --> 00:58:26,791
-Make 'er fall! Seduce her!
-Ah! Ah!

1369
00:58:26,875 --> 00:58:29,458
You go, champ! That's my fucking nephew!

1370
00:58:31,791 --> 00:58:35,375
[Claudia] <i>Baby, can you explain</i>
<i>why I found all your clothes in my room?</i>

1371
00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:38,500
What? N… I don't know what you mean, Clau.

1372
00:58:39,166 --> 00:58:40,000
<i>Baby,</i>

1373
00:58:40,541 --> 00:58:42,666
<i>all your clothes have a name tag on it.</i>

1374
00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:46,000
<i>I mean, no problem,</i>
<i>we're besties, aren't we?</i>

1375
00:58:46,666 --> 00:58:48,458
<i>And I have to confess something.</i>

1376
00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:51,583
<i>The truth is</i>
<i>that I never stopped wanting Sebas</i>

1377
00:58:51,666 --> 00:58:52,958
<i>to be my date for the party</i>

1378
00:58:53,041 --> 00:58:54,375
<i>and then he invited me.</i>

1379
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:57,166
<i>Oh sorry.</i>

1380
00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:03,500
<i>Baby?</i>

1381
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,291
Uh, don't worry about it.
It's fine, Claudia. I swear.

1382
00:59:09,375 --> 00:59:11,875
<i>No, no, no,</i>
<i>but I'm gonna help you get a date.</i>

1383
00:59:11,958 --> 00:59:12,833
No, no, no!

1384
00:59:13,333 --> 00:59:16,125
Uh, I actually kinda wanted
to ask somebody else to go with me.

1385
00:59:16,625 --> 00:59:19,625
<i>Uh, what? Really? Who is she?</i>

1386
00:59:19,708 --> 00:59:20,666
Uh, yeah.

1387
00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:21,750
With Eli.

1388
00:59:22,583 --> 00:59:23,875
I think you met 'er once.

1389
00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:26,625
<i>Oh obvi!</i>
<i>The pretty one? The one who's into you?</i>

1390
00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:28,958
[chuckles] What are you talkin' about?

1391
00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:31,875
<i>The one who loves music.</i>
<i>She's totally into you.</i>

1392
00:59:32,416 --> 00:59:35,791
<i>You think I haven't noticed?</i>
<i>Baby, I have to hang up. Bye.</i>

1393
00:59:40,916 --> 00:59:41,750
Oh…

1394
00:59:54,875 --> 01:00:00,833
RU ARE YOU SURE ELI'S GOING WITH
LORD EMOJI TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY?

1395
01:00:11,291 --> 01:00:12,375
[mobile phone chimes]

1396
01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:21,291
I'll go grab some food.

1397
01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:22,625
Do you want anything?

1398
01:00:22,708 --> 01:00:23,875
No, no, but thanks.

1399
01:00:23,958 --> 01:00:24,791
See ya later.

1400
01:00:34,541 --> 01:00:35,750
This is so cool.

1401
01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:38,041
What up?

1402
01:00:41,208 --> 01:00:42,708
It's so fucking awesome.

1403
01:00:43,250 --> 01:00:44,083
I know.

1404
01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:47,833
Well, congratulations.

1405
01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:50,416
And congratulations also for…

1406
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:51,833
Toño Bravo.

1407
01:00:51,916 --> 01:00:52,833
[both laugh]

1408
01:00:53,666 --> 01:00:55,833
Well, the guy that I know…

1409
01:00:55,916 --> 01:00:57,541
Oh, please don't say it…

1410
01:00:57,625 --> 01:00:59,083
You launch in January, right?

1411
01:00:59,166 --> 01:01:01,541
Yeah, but we're leaving everything
in place.

1412
01:01:01,625 --> 01:01:02,791
Cool.

1413
01:01:02,875 --> 01:01:06,000
A bird told me
you have rejected a few dates.

1414
01:01:06,916 --> 01:01:09,000
Aren't you coming to the Christmas party?

1415
01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:10,541
Yeah, it's just that

1416
01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,000
I think it's not my thing.

1417
01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:12,958
Oh.

1418
01:01:13,041 --> 01:01:14,458
If by any chance…

1419
01:01:15,541 --> 01:01:17,041
I mean, if by any chance…

1420
01:01:18,916 --> 01:01:20,375
we could go together,

1421
01:01:20,458 --> 01:01:21,291
you and me.

1422
01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:23,666
Would that sound like your thing?

1423
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:25,208
Aren't you going with Claudia?

1424
01:01:25,291 --> 01:01:27,083
With Claudia? No, no, no.

1425
01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:28,416
-Of course not.
-Hm!

1426
01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:30,500
-That's what I heard.
-Oh…

1427
01:01:30,583 --> 01:01:33,791
that's weird
because it didn't even cross my mind.

1428
01:01:33,875 --> 01:01:35,125
-Hm…
-[Chema chuckles]

1429
01:01:36,166 --> 01:01:37,166
What do you think?

1430
01:01:37,666 --> 01:01:39,666
Do you want to be my date, Eli?

1431
01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:43,041
[both laugh]

1432
01:01:43,125 --> 01:01:45,125
[upbeat rock music plays]

1433
01:01:54,833 --> 01:01:56,541
-[approaching footsteps]
-[Chema exhales]

1434
01:01:56,625 --> 01:01:58,416
Oh, motherfucker!

1435
01:01:58,500 --> 01:02:00,583
Oh my God, <i>cabrón!</i>

1436
01:02:00,666 --> 01:02:01,625
Very nice!

1437
01:02:01,708 --> 01:02:04,041
Nowadays, kids get all dressed up
for Christmas!

1438
01:02:04,125 --> 01:02:06,250
The invitation said "Cool Gala," uncle.

1439
01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:09,166
Oh and you're wearing
your father's jacket, man.

1440
01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:11,875
You look like… Oh, man,
you're gonna make me cry, kid.

1441
01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:14,458
My mom was excited about it,
but it looks like shit on me, no?

1442
01:02:14,541 --> 01:02:16,166
No, of course not, son.

1443
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:17,708
It looks awesome on you, huh?

1444
01:02:17,791 --> 01:02:19,916
Heh! And besides I'm thinking

1445
01:02:20,416 --> 01:02:23,000
it might bring you luck
with that broad Claudia, <i>mijo</i>.

1446
01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,791
I already told you I'm not going with her.

1447
01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:26,708
Yeah! I know that, <i>cabrón!</i> But I mean…

1448
01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:28,916
hope dies last, <i>mijo!</i>

1449
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,875
And tell her how you feel,
for fuck's sake.

1450
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:34,250
You better seize the moment
and if things get steamy,

1451
01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:35,833
and you get lucky…

1452
01:02:36,416 --> 01:02:38,916
if you two get turned on
like coal on the grill,

1453
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,666
I've got you covered, huh? Ha ha!

1454
01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:43,041
They're your size, boy.

1455
01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:45,375
Don't think I didn't see
that monster you've got there!

1456
01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:49,166
-You didn't knock, uncle.
-No, I know and I apologized.

1457
01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:52,875
I even thought that it would bite,
I said, "Put a leash on that thing,"

1458
01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:54,333
ha ha, <i>cabrón.</i>

1459
01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:55,750
I love you, uncle.

1460
01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:57,166
Hm.

1461
01:02:57,250 --> 01:02:58,416
I love you very much.

1462
01:02:59,458 --> 01:03:00,333
Ah, <i>cabrón.</i>

1463
01:03:02,416 --> 01:03:04,416
You know I love you too, <i>mijo.</i>

1464
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:05,916
I love you very much, huh?

1465
01:03:06,833 --> 01:03:08,083
Hey, hey, hey! Stop it.

1466
01:03:08,166 --> 01:03:09,625
I'm getting all emotional.

1467
01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:11,916
-You're gonna make me cry, kid.
-[Hugo] Hey, uncle!

1468
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,666
-Hey, <i>cabrónes!</i>
-You drinking or what?

1469
01:03:13,750 --> 01:03:14,875
[Jaime] <i>Vámonos!</i> Let's go!

1470
01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:16,958
Well, I'm leaving.
-Go on, have fun!

1471
01:03:17,041 --> 01:03:18,333
Thanks for the little gift.

1472
01:03:18,416 --> 01:03:20,375
-Huge, actually.
-[Jaime] Go on! Take care, son.

1473
01:03:20,458 --> 01:03:22,416
-[Hugo] Let's go, Chema!
-Hey, <i>cabrónes!</i>

1474
01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:24,041
You've grown so much! Oh my God!

1475
01:03:24,125 --> 01:03:25,166
We'll be back early, sir.

1476
01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:27,833
[Jaime] What the fuck
would I want him back? Take him, Hugo.

1477
01:03:27,916 --> 01:03:29,333
Yes! Cheers!

1478
01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:32,833
-[Chema] Bye, uncle!
-[Jaime] Don't do stupid things, <i>cabrónes!</i>

1479
01:03:32,916 --> 01:03:34,083
Just a couple, eh?

1480
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,333
[group] Cheers!

1481
01:03:37,875 --> 01:03:39,958
-I told you it'd be amazing.
-Damn, dude.

1482
01:03:40,041 --> 01:03:42,291
-Come on. You were right.
-Yeah!

1483
01:03:43,083 --> 01:03:43,916
Giddy-up!

1484
01:03:45,458 --> 01:03:46,625
Hey.

1485
01:03:46,708 --> 01:03:49,458
-I have a surprise, guys.
-No way, dude!

1486
01:03:49,541 --> 01:03:51,375
My mom says it's for good luck.

1487
01:03:51,458 --> 01:03:54,250
-Wow. It's super cool.
-And today it'll be to the top homies.

1488
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:55,666
Thanks so much, bro.

1489
01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:56,583
Thanks.

1490
01:03:59,750 --> 01:04:01,458
[group] The max!

1491
01:04:01,541 --> 01:04:02,375
[laughing]

1492
01:04:03,166 --> 01:04:04,750
I fucking love you guys!

1493
01:04:05,291 --> 01:04:07,750
This night will be awesome.
The three of us are having sex.

1494
01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:09,333
I'll be fucking amazing.

1495
01:04:09,416 --> 01:04:12,666
You finally got down from that cloud
and realized Claudia's unreachable.

1496
01:04:13,291 --> 01:04:16,250
Well, I prefer Eli 1,000 times more
than Claudia, honestly man.

1497
01:04:16,333 --> 01:04:18,583
-Yeah, better than nothing.
-[Hugo] No, it's just that

1498
01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:21,666
Chema thought he was like Jon Snow
when he's on the boat with Daenerys.

1499
01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:22,708
[Rubén] That's heavy!

1500
01:04:22,791 --> 01:04:24,500
Who doesn't wanna fuck a cousin?

1501
01:04:24,583 --> 01:04:26,041
She's not my cousin, dumbass!

1502
01:04:26,541 --> 01:04:27,875
Why do you keep saying that?

1503
01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:30,875
And don't play coy
with the cash for the limo.

1504
01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:32,083
Are you serious?

1505
01:04:32,166 --> 01:04:34,375
-We're gonna pay.
-[Chema] Yeah. Then hurry, asshole.

1506
01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,291
[Rubén] I'll transfer the money.

1507
01:04:36,375 --> 01:04:37,291
Gimme a break.

1508
01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,875
I have no data on my phone.

1509
01:04:39,750 --> 01:04:40,583
Okay, okay.

1510
01:04:41,166 --> 01:04:43,541
-To the best night of our lives.
-Yes, sir!

1511
01:04:43,625 --> 01:04:45,791
-Chill, man. Chill.
-'Kay. Cheers, guys.

1512
01:04:46,291 --> 01:04:48,875
["You're the One"
by Patrick P.P. Hagenaar plays]

1513
01:04:55,916 --> 01:04:59,416
<i>♪ You got me yearnin'</i>
<i>That's me again ♪</i>

1514
01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:06,958
<i>♪ I got a vision I can't contend… ♪</i>

1515
01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:09,500
What are you having?

1516
01:05:11,458 --> 01:05:13,125
Chema? What are you having?

1517
01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:16,041
-Uh, a beer.
-'Kay. Two beers.

1518
01:05:16,125 --> 01:05:18,125
<i>♪ I can see you ♪</i>

1519
01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:22,083
<i>♪ Now I fear I can see you… ♪</i>

1520
01:05:22,166 --> 01:05:23,250
Chema…

1521
01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:25,666
Listen, I've got something to show you<i>.</i>

1522
01:05:30,041 --> 01:05:32,500
-What's this?
-In middle school,

1523
01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:35,125
Ana and I made predictions of the future…

1524
01:05:35,208 --> 01:05:37,041
GOING TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
- ELI OCTOBER, 2017

1525
01:05:37,125 --> 01:05:38,875
…and I said I'd come
to the party with you.

1526
01:05:38,958 --> 01:05:41,208
I found it last night in a drawer.
Can you believe it?

1527
01:05:41,708 --> 01:05:42,708
That long ago?

1528
01:05:46,416 --> 01:05:48,416
It's great
that your predictions came true.

1529
01:05:51,916 --> 01:05:52,750
Here.

1530
01:05:54,666 --> 01:05:56,000
-Well, cheers!
-Cheers!

1531
01:05:57,416 --> 01:06:01,208
How's everyone doin'
at this super anticipated Christmas party?

1532
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,125
[cheering]

1533
01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:07,041
Shall we, guys?

1534
01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:10,708
[group] One! Two! Three! The max!

1535
01:06:10,791 --> 01:06:13,833
["In My Heart" by Harry Angstrom
& Jonathan Buchanan plays]

1536
01:06:15,666 --> 01:06:18,375
<i>♪ Light the spark and touch the flames ♪</i>

1537
01:06:18,458 --> 01:06:22,166
<i>♪ The road back is feelin' fine ♪</i>

1538
01:06:22,916 --> 01:06:25,791
<i>♪ Flip the switch, now hold on tight ♪</i>

1539
01:06:25,875 --> 01:06:29,500
<i>♪ Watch as stars and planets turn ♪</i>

1540
01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:31,916
<i>♪ Take a break ♪</i>

1541
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,666
<i>♪ And close your eyes… ♪</i>

1542
01:06:33,750 --> 01:06:35,375
What a tale, bro.

1543
01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:36,541
What, is she lesbian?

1544
01:06:41,375 --> 01:06:42,750
-What happened?
-Nothing.

1545
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:44,708
Hey.

1546
01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:46,375
Another?

1547
01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:49,291
-Another.
-Okay. Now, what shall we drink to?

1548
01:06:49,375 --> 01:06:51,750
To being the most amazing person
I have ever met.

1549
01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:52,875
Likewise.

1550
01:06:52,958 --> 01:06:54,041
-Cheers!
-Cheers!

1551
01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:07,166
["Sacúdeme" by Fobia plays]

1552
01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:10,750
[both] "Sacúdeme"!

1553
01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:12,083
-[Eli] No!
-[laughs]

1554
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:13,666
I can't believe it!

1555
01:07:14,625 --> 01:07:17,583
-No one knows it, of course.
-Absolutely no one else knows it here.

1556
01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:18,916
Just us.

1557
01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:21,083
Just us.

1558
01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:24,041
["Sacúdeme" continues]

1559
01:07:54,291 --> 01:07:55,375
[Claudia] Baby?

1560
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:57,750
[Chema] What do you want, Claudia?

1561
01:07:57,833 --> 01:08:00,125
Oh sorry. Am I intruding?

1562
01:08:00,916 --> 01:08:01,916
Yeah.

1563
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,833
It's just that I need to talk to you.

1564
01:08:04,333 --> 01:08:05,666
I'm busy. I'm with Eli.

1565
01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:06,666
Yeah, I've noticed.

1566
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:09,416
But it's urgent. Please?

1567
01:08:12,416 --> 01:08:13,625
Can I borrow your date?

1568
01:08:14,583 --> 01:08:16,500
That decision is Chema's, not mine.

1569
01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:21,916
Go. I need to use the restroom.

1570
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:23,583
Thanks, Eli.

1571
01:08:25,666 --> 01:08:26,625
Shall we, baby?

1572
01:08:27,208 --> 01:08:28,291
Come on.

1573
01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:39,333
What do you want?

1574
01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:40,583
I don't know, baby.

1575
01:08:40,666 --> 01:08:42,958
I felt very jealous
after seeing you and Eli

1576
01:08:43,541 --> 01:08:44,958
and I felt like being with you.

1577
01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:45,958
What?

1578
01:08:46,041 --> 01:08:48,125
I invited Eli
because you dumped me, Claudia.

1579
01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:50,250
Oh so basically, you forgot about me.

1580
01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:51,791
-That's mean, Chema!
-Come on!

1581
01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:54,291
The only thing I wanted was
for you to be my…

1582
01:08:55,208 --> 01:08:56,666
for you to be my girlfriend.

1583
01:08:57,875 --> 01:08:59,666
[laughs]

1584
01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:01,208
Really? Really, baby?

1585
01:09:01,291 --> 01:09:03,000
You and I together? [laughs]

1586
01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:04,166
What's going on?

1587
01:09:05,166 --> 01:09:07,291
Can you imagine? Chema and me as a couple?

1588
01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:08,500
[Sebas] Bruh! No way!

1589
01:09:08,583 --> 01:09:09,708
Gimme a break.

1590
01:09:09,791 --> 01:09:11,500
Don't say it out loud. I said "wanted."

1591
01:09:11,583 --> 01:09:13,541
[Claudia] His girlfriend? [laughs]

1592
01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:16,666
Thanks for watching after my girl, Dog.

1593
01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:19,000
Come on, babe.
Did he really tell you that?

1594
01:09:19,083 --> 01:09:21,416
He said he invited her
'cause I stood him up.

1595
01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:23,833
Was I really your consolation prize?

1596
01:09:23,916 --> 01:09:25,208
Eli, I swear you're not.

1597
01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:27,041
-How depressing. No, Chema!
-Eli, no!

1598
01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:28,500
No one makes me feel like you do.

1599
01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,875
I heard absolutely everything
you just said to Claudia!

1600
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:31,833
[Chema] Please.

1601
01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:33,083
What happened?

1602
01:09:33,166 --> 01:09:34,916
You are the worst guy on the planet!

1603
01:09:35,541 --> 01:09:38,041
-And I'm an idiot.
-There's nothing between Claudia and me.

1604
01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:39,375
Hey, leave her alone!

1605
01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:43,458
What's going down, my Jon Snow?

1606
01:09:43,541 --> 01:09:46,291
Huh? Did Ru tell you we'll go to my house?

1607
01:09:47,916 --> 01:09:48,833
What's wrong, man?

1608
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,041
[gasps]

1609
01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:53,708
Oh! No fucking way!

1610
01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:55,875
All this fuss for you

1611
01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:58,000
to end up shaking hands with the milkman!

1612
01:09:58,083 --> 01:09:59,958
I don't give two shits about sex!

1613
01:10:00,041 --> 01:10:02,833
-But you are a perv and a moron!
-That happened just once!

1614
01:10:02,916 --> 01:10:04,916
I'm sick and tired of your bullshit jokes!

1615
01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:08,291
And I'm sick and tired
of your bullshit arrogance.

1616
01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:10,250
Always walking like the CEO of cool.

1617
01:10:10,916 --> 01:10:13,125
You ended up with nothing tonight, dude.

1618
01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:14,583
You know what?

1619
01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:17,666
You and Rubén can go fuck yourselves.

1620
01:10:22,833 --> 01:10:24,458
I'm down 'cause he's my friend.

1621
01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:27,125
Dickhead!

1622
01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:36,958
That's so sad.

1623
01:10:37,041 --> 01:10:39,875
[Chema] <i>And so, I got sloshed big time.</i>

1624
01:10:40,625 --> 01:10:42,458
[in Spanish] ♪ <i>Let the music play</i> ♪

1625
01:10:42,958 --> 01:10:47,458
<i>♪ Until it heals these wounds ♪</i>

1626
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,583
♪ <i>Bring me more tequila, please ♪</i>

1627
01:10:50,666 --> 01:10:52,958
I love you, Mario B!

1628
01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:54,250
Ah!

1629
01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:55,916
Whoo!

1630
01:10:57,166 --> 01:10:59,541
Eh! Eh! Uh! Uh!

1631
01:10:59,625 --> 01:11:00,833
[in English] What?

1632
01:11:00,916 --> 01:11:03,000
-What? What?
-[man 3] Give me that bottle now.

1633
01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:05,333
-You're totally hammered, sir!
-[Chema] Yeah, so what?

1634
01:11:05,416 --> 01:11:07,416
[Chema] <i>Oh right, there I was.</i>

1635
01:11:08,666 --> 01:11:09,583
[groans]

1636
01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:11,666
[Jaime] Goddamn, <i>cabrón!</i>

1637
01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:13,583
Look at you, man!

1638
01:11:13,666 --> 01:11:15,458
Wait, come on, I'll help you. Here.

1639
01:11:15,541 --> 01:11:16,666
[Jaime grunts]

1640
01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:17,833
Damn, man!

1641
01:11:17,916 --> 01:11:20,041
I was on my way to work out

1642
01:11:20,125 --> 01:11:23,166
when I heard a blow
and look what the cat dragged in.

1643
01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:25,708
What? Oh look at those hickeys.

1644
01:11:25,791 --> 01:11:28,625
-How was the party? A success?
-Yeah. Yeah.

1645
01:11:29,291 --> 01:11:32,416
I killed it
with my father's '90s badass coat.

1646
01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:34,250
Livin' the high life, <i>cabrón!</i>

1647
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:35,791
No, <i>mijo</i>, listen.

1648
01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:37,708
Something that drives me fucking mad,

1649
01:11:37,791 --> 01:11:40,416
but like really fucking mad,
to the point sometimes I say,

1650
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,916
"Oh man, it's driving me fucking mad,"
is giving advice.

1651
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:45,666
Well, if it bothers you so much,
then don't do it, eh?

1652
01:11:46,291 --> 01:11:47,375
Pipe down, son.

1653
01:11:47,458 --> 01:11:48,708
What happened last night?

1654
01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:51,250
You know you can tell me anything, uh?

1655
01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:55,000
-That's what uncle Jaime's here for.
-No, you're not my uncle.

1656
01:11:55,083 --> 01:11:56,958
Just as Eli is not my cousin.

1657
01:11:57,041 --> 01:12:00,208
And now that you've moved here
for your "deals,"

1658
01:12:00,291 --> 01:12:03,041
don't think I'm blind
to your true interests, huh?

1659
01:12:03,125 --> 01:12:04,750
You wanna fuck my mom,

1660
01:12:04,833 --> 01:12:05,875
but guess what.

1661
01:12:05,958 --> 01:12:06,916
[dog yelps nearby]

1662
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,083
My mom doesn't want anything with you.

1663
01:12:09,166 --> 01:12:10,166
Do you know why?

1664
01:12:10,666 --> 01:12:12,916
Because you're her fucking Dog.

1665
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,791
Yeah. With an "o."

1666
01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:17,291
Just like me, a mere lapdog.

1667
01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:18,791
A pet just like me!

1668
01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:19,750
[dog keeps yelping]

1669
01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:22,458
"Treat them like dogs
and they follow you like dogs."

1670
01:12:23,375 --> 01:12:24,583
[dog squeals]

1671
01:12:29,791 --> 01:12:32,458
[imitates dog bark]

1672
01:12:40,416 --> 01:12:41,791
-[Chema grumbles]
-[door slams shut]

1673
01:12:41,875 --> 01:12:42,708
[Gloria sighs]

1674
01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:44,000
[exhales]

1675
01:12:44,875 --> 01:12:45,833
"Dear Gloria,

1676
01:12:46,458 --> 01:12:48,791
I'll head home, right where I belong."

1677
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:51,000
"I won't bother you anymore."

1678
01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:52,250
"Thank you very much

1679
01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:53,833
for all the love you gave me."

1680
01:12:53,916 --> 01:12:55,500
"You will always be in my heart."

1681
01:12:56,291 --> 01:12:59,125
-Hm?
-"All my love for you, my Begoña,

1682
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:00,291
and my Chema."

1683
01:13:00,916 --> 01:13:01,750
"Jaime."

1684
01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:04,791
He left it with the car keys.

1685
01:13:05,291 --> 01:13:06,125
He's gone!

1686
01:13:07,166 --> 01:13:08,291
Do you know something?

1687
01:13:08,375 --> 01:13:10,583
I'm calling him on his cell phone,
but he doesn't answer.

1688
01:13:10,666 --> 01:13:12,833
I don't understand anything! Anything!

1689
01:13:12,916 --> 01:13:15,583
Mom, your voice is at 100 decibels
and my head is about to explode.

1690
01:13:15,666 --> 01:13:17,041
Of course it's gonna explode!

1691
01:13:17,125 --> 01:13:18,583
-I'm sure you got drunk!
-Ugh!

1692
01:13:18,666 --> 01:13:21,833
You know what?
Get up in this moment! <i>Órale</i>, move it!

1693
01:13:21,916 --> 01:13:23,750
[door opens, slams shut]

1694
01:13:24,541 --> 01:13:25,375
Eh…

1695
01:13:27,750 --> 01:13:29,958
MY DEAR GLORIA
I'LL HEAD HOME, RIGHT WHERE I BELONG

1696
01:13:30,041 --> 01:13:31,125
[whispers] Goddammit.

1697
01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:36,541
[phone clicks on]

1698
01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:40,041
CALLING UNCLE JAIME

1699
01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:41,708
[line rings]

1700
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,375
[operator] <i>The number you have dialed</i>
<i>is not in service.</i>

1701
01:13:45,458 --> 01:13:46,875
<i>-Please contact--</i>
-[call ends]

1702
01:13:48,041 --> 01:13:49,416
CALLING ELI

1703
01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:50,458
SPEAKER

1704
01:13:54,250 --> 01:13:57,750
[line beeps]

1705
01:14:03,250 --> 01:14:06,041
ELI I HAVE NO WORDS,
I'M THE WORST GUY ON THE PLANET

1706
01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:08,041
I DON'T DESERVE YOU
SORRY

1707
01:14:12,250 --> 01:14:13,125
Come on.

1708
01:14:15,125 --> 01:14:16,625
I am such a moron.

1709
01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:19,333
Oh…

1710
01:14:19,416 --> 01:14:21,125
I am such a moron!

1711
01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:24,666
[whines] I am such a moron! [whimpers]

1712
01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:26,500
[gasps]

1713
01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:28,333
Did I shout "I love you, Mario B"?

1714
01:14:28,416 --> 01:14:30,416
["Come Down" by Carey Adams Head plays]

1715
01:14:39,833 --> 01:14:41,583
Eli, can we talk?

1716
01:14:42,458 --> 01:14:43,291
No.

1717
01:14:43,375 --> 01:14:45,291
Eli, give me five minutes, please.

1718
01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:46,791
Just let me explain, please.

1719
01:14:46,875 --> 01:14:47,791
I really fucked it up.

1720
01:14:47,875 --> 01:14:49,041
Chema!

1721
01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:50,166
Just go away!

1722
01:14:50,875 --> 01:14:54,708
<i>♪ If I fell too fast ♪</i>

1723
01:14:54,791 --> 01:14:59,125
<i>♪ Would you watch me? ♪</i>

1724
01:15:01,125 --> 01:15:04,291
UNIVERSITY APPLICATION
FIRST CHOICE: ENGINEERING

1725
01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:06,833
I think that's…

1726
01:15:07,416 --> 01:15:08,500
[Rubén] I said poetry

1727
01:15:09,583 --> 01:15:11,875
just because I wanted
to see the look on his face.

1728
01:15:11,958 --> 01:15:12,791
Thank you.

1729
01:15:12,875 --> 01:15:18,958
<i>♪ Sometimes when we touch</i>
<i>It's so unnerving… ♪</i>

1730
01:15:19,041 --> 01:15:19,875
Hey, you guys.

1731
01:15:21,541 --> 01:15:24,791
<i>♪ 'Cause, baby, I am ♪</i>

1732
01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:29,791
<i>♪ At the end of my rope ♪</i>

1733
01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:35,375
<i>♪ And maybe it's over ♪</i>

1734
01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:42,166
<i>♪ When the sun floods your red eyes… ♪</i>

1735
01:15:42,666 --> 01:15:43,500
Mom.

1736
01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:44,416
Come here.

1737
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:51,333
<i>♪ When the rain dries out your head ♪</i>

1738
01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:58,250
<i>♪ 'Cause that's when we come here ♪</i>

1739
01:16:22,541 --> 01:16:26,583
<i>♪ And if I pushed you down ♪</i>

1740
01:16:26,666 --> 01:16:31,666
<i>♪ Would you get up? ♪</i>

1741
01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:36,875
<i>♪ Would you take back to your silence ♪</i>

1742
01:16:36,958 --> 01:16:40,541
<i>♪ And start to brood? ♪</i>

1743
01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:48,041
<i>♪ And if you ran away ♪</i>

1744
01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:51,583
<i>♪ I would follow ♪</i>

1745
01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:57,958
<i>♪ 'Cause we are crushed in this fire ♪</i>

1746
01:16:58,041 --> 01:17:01,000
<i>♪ In every way ♪</i>

1747
01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:06,083
<i>♪ Well, maybe it's over ♪</i>

1748
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:12,166
<i>♪ When the sun floods your red eyes ♪</i>

1749
01:17:14,375 --> 01:17:20,958
<i>♪ And maybe it's over</i>
<i>When the rain dries out your head ♪</i>

1750
01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:22,833
["Come Down" fades out]

1751
01:17:22,916 --> 01:17:24,208
[Chema] Mom! Mom!

1752
01:17:25,166 --> 01:17:26,333
Hey, Mom.

1753
01:17:27,041 --> 01:17:28,875
Do we have some kind of ribbons?

1754
01:17:28,958 --> 01:17:29,791
I don't know.

1755
01:17:30,958 --> 01:17:31,791
Mom?

1756
01:17:33,458 --> 01:17:34,333
What's wrong?

1757
01:17:34,833 --> 01:17:36,416
What is it?

1758
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:37,583
I miss Jaime.

1759
01:17:38,708 --> 01:17:40,375
Ah! [inhales]

1760
01:17:40,458 --> 01:17:41,291
I said it.

1761
01:17:41,375 --> 01:17:42,750
[Gloria exhales]

1762
01:17:42,833 --> 01:17:44,166
Finally, I said it.

1763
01:17:45,375 --> 01:17:46,208
Mom…

1764
01:17:46,916 --> 01:17:51,083
-I… I have to tell you…
-No. It is me who needs to talk.

1765
01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:55,958
We never say what we feel
because we choose to keep silent. [sniffs]

1766
01:17:57,375 --> 01:17:59,083
You'll be graduating this week.

1767
01:18:00,416 --> 01:18:03,375
And your dad must be very proud of you.

1768
01:18:04,541 --> 01:18:07,000
But I'm prouder, sweetie. [sniffs]

1769
01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:09,833
I've realized that nobody
should postpone speaking…

1770
01:18:09,916 --> 01:18:12,791
speaking and doing what we feel. Today!

1771
01:18:13,708 --> 01:18:16,291
Follow your heart,
your own steps, sweetheart.

1772
01:18:16,791 --> 01:18:18,875
You know that I love you
with all of my heart.

1773
01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:23,291
I love you, sweetie, I love you.

1774
01:18:24,208 --> 01:18:25,500
I love you too.

1775
01:18:27,791 --> 01:18:29,291
[Chema] <i>Dear uncle,</i>

1776
01:18:29,375 --> 01:18:31,541
<i>I promise this is the last time I write.</i>

1777
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,125
<i>But I never told you the whole story.</i>

1778
01:18:34,625 --> 01:18:36,291
<i>I know, I know.</i>

1779
01:18:36,375 --> 01:18:37,708
<i>I fucked up and big time.</i>

1780
01:18:37,791 --> 01:18:39,375
<i>I thought that singing Mario Bautista,</i>

1781
01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:40,500
<i>being dumped,</i>

1782
01:18:40,583 --> 01:18:42,208
<i>ending up lonely as a dog,</i>

1783
01:18:42,291 --> 01:18:43,250
<i>and falling headfirst</i>

1784
01:18:43,333 --> 01:18:45,583
<i>over a condom was hitting rock bottom.</i>

1785
01:18:45,666 --> 01:18:46,791
<i>But I was wrong.</i>

1786
01:18:46,875 --> 01:18:49,500
["Bobos Evighed (Anti Kasper Mix)"
by Kasper Marott plays]

1787
01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:52,291
[Chema sighs]

1788
01:18:52,375 --> 01:18:53,375
<i>So that's it.</i>

1789
01:18:53,875 --> 01:18:56,458
<i>I was mean to the person</i>
<i>who was taking care of us.</i>

1790
01:18:56,541 --> 01:18:57,750
<i>Ironic, isn't it?</i>

1791
01:18:57,833 --> 01:19:00,708
<i>It's my graduation</i>
<i>and I can't imagine it without you.</i>

1792
01:19:00,791 --> 01:19:03,041
<i>I told you that I miss you,</i>
<i>but the truth is,</i>

1793
01:19:03,125 --> 01:19:04,375
<i>the three of us miss you</i>

1794
01:19:04,458 --> 01:19:07,750
<i>-and love you very much, uncle.</i>
-My dearest Chema, my softie student.

1795
01:19:07,833 --> 01:19:09,708
-Hey, can you help me…
-I'm sorry, Miss,

1796
01:19:09,791 --> 01:19:11,291
but I'm not a softie anymore.

1797
01:19:11,375 --> 01:19:13,375
["Bobos Evighed" continues]

1798
01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:19,625
She had it coming.

1799
01:19:25,125 --> 01:19:26,375
-Hey.
-Eli!

1800
01:19:27,250 --> 01:19:28,083
This is yours.

1801
01:19:28,958 --> 01:19:29,791
Thanks.

1802
01:19:29,875 --> 01:19:31,875
["Bobos Evighed" continues]

1803
01:19:33,833 --> 01:19:37,666
ROCK FROM ARGENTINA. JAPAN.
MEXICO. FRANCE. USA.

1804
01:19:42,958 --> 01:19:44,958
["Bobos Evighed" fades out]

1805
01:19:56,416 --> 01:19:58,916
HAMILTON SANG "I DREAMED YOU WERE MINE
A THOUSAND TIMES"

1806
01:19:59,000 --> 01:19:59,916
I DREAMED IT MORE

1807
01:20:04,458 --> 01:20:05,416
I'll be right back.

1808
01:20:13,875 --> 01:20:15,000
Go right.

1809
01:20:19,083 --> 01:20:19,916
[Alexa] Fer.

1810
01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:26,375
[Hanna] I love how I look.

1811
01:20:27,833 --> 01:20:28,916
[Sebas] Throw it back.

1812
01:20:30,708 --> 01:20:31,541
Manny!

1813
01:20:32,666 --> 01:20:33,791
No, Manny. No.

1814
01:20:35,041 --> 01:20:36,041
I'm sick of this stuff!

1815
01:20:36,125 --> 01:20:39,500
-Stop it, fucking Dog. Gimme the ball.
-[Chema] No, I won't stand it anymore!

1816
01:20:40,083 --> 01:20:42,166
This thing you're doing is vile!

1817
01:20:45,250 --> 01:20:46,750
Does it give you confidence?

1818
01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:48,458
Aren't you enough?

1819
01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:51,416
Because I wasn't.

1820
01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,291
I thought that by going

1821
01:20:55,375 --> 01:20:56,416
to this silly party…

1822
01:20:58,333 --> 01:21:00,500
with one of the hottest girls
in this place

1823
01:21:01,125 --> 01:21:02,291
my life would improve.

1824
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:05,208
But on the contrary…

1825
01:21:08,375 --> 01:21:10,083
I lost the best friends I have.

1826
01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:15,250
And I lost the most freaking awesome girl.

1827
01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:24,458
Manny.

1828
01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:28,000
Manny, you are a fucking artist.

1829
01:21:28,958 --> 01:21:30,458
Just please look at Hanna.

1830
01:21:32,791 --> 01:21:34,166
I swear you're gonna make it.

1831
01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:36,750
And you, Fer.

1832
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:40,541
You are the most intelligent guy
in the entire school.

1833
01:21:41,125 --> 01:21:43,125
Who wouldn't like to hear your opinions?

1834
01:21:43,791 --> 01:21:45,666
Who wouldn't like to know a guy like you?

1835
01:21:46,458 --> 01:21:48,208
Who wouldn't like to be with you?

1836
01:21:51,416 --> 01:21:52,791
We have to stop this!

1837
01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:55,833
No one!

1838
01:21:56,625 --> 01:21:58,625
No one is no one's pet!

1839
01:21:58,708 --> 01:21:59,833
No one!

1840
01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:02,500
No one should be anyone's dog!

1841
01:22:05,375 --> 01:22:06,583
Because we are enough.

1842
01:22:33,333 --> 01:22:34,583
[girl 4] Go, Chema!

1843
01:22:34,666 --> 01:22:36,125
[boy 6] You're a GOAT, man!

1844
01:22:36,708 --> 01:22:38,083
[boy 7] You're the man!

1845
01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:39,083
Well done, Chema.

1846
01:22:49,791 --> 01:22:50,625
Whoo!

1847
01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:52,666
I love you!

1848
01:22:54,125 --> 01:22:55,083
You're awesome!

1849
01:22:57,416 --> 01:23:00,000
Graduates,
you may all take your seats now.

1850
01:23:00,083 --> 01:23:02,291
Your families are about to enter

1851
01:23:03,416 --> 01:23:05,083
and the ceremony is about to start.

1852
01:23:05,166 --> 01:23:06,750
-I don't think so.
-Show off!

1853
01:23:06,833 --> 01:23:08,041
-No, I don't.
-That's not fair!

1854
01:23:08,125 --> 01:23:10,916
-We should do a cruise.
-Have you ever been on a cruise?

1855
01:23:11,416 --> 01:23:15,416
No, I haven't, but just think,
you're in the middle of nowhere,

1856
01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,458
it gives me the creeps,
that's not right, you know?

1857
01:23:17,541 --> 01:23:18,625
[Manny] I know, girl.

1858
01:23:22,625 --> 01:23:24,541
-Chema.
-Hi, Clau.

1859
01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,541
I just broke up with Sebas for you.

1860
01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:28,416
Anyways, we weren't doing well.

1861
01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:32,041
I swear, you were never my Dog.
I swear it.

1862
01:23:32,708 --> 01:23:34,208
And I want us to be a couple.

1863
01:23:34,291 --> 01:23:36,541
[scoffs] What? No, Clau, no.

1864
01:23:36,625 --> 01:23:37,833
What do you mean no?

1865
01:23:37,916 --> 01:23:40,291
-You've always wanted it, right?
-Yeah, but…

1866
01:23:42,375 --> 01:23:43,208
But no.

1867
01:23:43,833 --> 01:23:44,833
I'm sorry, but no.

1868
01:23:46,125 --> 01:23:48,833
Clau, to be honest,
I had no idea of what I wanted.

1869
01:23:49,791 --> 01:23:50,625
But now I know.

1870
01:23:51,833 --> 01:23:53,583
And in part that's thanks to you.

1871
01:23:54,583 --> 01:23:55,625
Hey!

1872
01:23:55,708 --> 01:23:57,291
But we can be friends, hm?

1873
01:23:58,083 --> 01:24:00,416
-Best friends. Okay?
-Mm-hm.

1874
01:24:01,958 --> 01:24:03,250
[Alexa] Oh! Hello!

1875
01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:04,291
-Hey.
-Excuse me.

1876
01:24:04,375 --> 01:24:06,583
-Excuse me.
-Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1877
01:24:06,666 --> 01:24:08,125
Come, come, Fer.

1878
01:24:08,208 --> 01:24:09,083
[Hanna] Hey, you!

1879
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:12,708
I think we're going to…

1880
01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:14,416
[whispers] Thank you.

1881
01:24:15,125 --> 01:24:16,500
[whispers] Have you listened to it?

1882
01:24:22,250 --> 01:24:25,375
Bros, I'm sorry. I genuinely screwed up.

1883
01:24:25,458 --> 01:24:27,166
No, no, no, Chema…

1884
01:24:28,166 --> 01:24:29,166
I was a bad friend.

1885
01:24:29,666 --> 01:24:30,541
I'm sorry.

1886
01:24:32,208 --> 01:24:33,666
But you never lost us.

1887
01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:34,833
We're brothers.

1888
01:24:35,333 --> 01:24:37,208
-We are brothers.
-Fucking corny.

1889
01:24:38,083 --> 01:24:39,541
[Chema] Man, I'm sorry.

1890
01:24:39,625 --> 01:24:41,208
-Forgive me.
-Don't say anything, homie.

1891
01:24:42,375 --> 01:24:43,458
I love you, brother.

1892
01:24:44,541 --> 01:24:45,875
And I love you.

1893
01:24:46,791 --> 01:24:49,041
I don't know,
I'm not that bad, I like that.

1894
01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:50,416
[group] The max!

1895
01:24:50,500 --> 01:24:51,875
[laughing]

1896
01:24:51,958 --> 01:24:55,541
-Are you ready for the college?
-They say girls in college are goddamn!

1897
01:24:55,625 --> 01:24:57,041
Yeah, dude, goddamn

1898
01:24:57,125 --> 01:24:59,750
because they can put you in jail
if you're too horny.

1899
01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:01,041
-It was only once.
-Careful!

1900
01:25:01,125 --> 01:25:02,333
I hope that my day will come.

1901
01:25:02,833 --> 01:25:04,041
Of course it will, dude.

1902
01:25:04,125 --> 01:25:05,916
It's okay if you haven't had sex.

1903
01:25:06,416 --> 01:25:07,708
Sometimes you can't.

1904
01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:08,625
What do you mean?

1905
01:25:09,375 --> 01:25:11,500
-Pili and you at the party…
-Well, Pili escaped.

1906
01:25:11,583 --> 01:25:13,000
She didn't escape.

1907
01:25:13,083 --> 01:25:14,166
I'll summarize it.

1908
01:25:14,250 --> 01:25:16,000
We were in the mood, chilling at my house,

1909
01:25:16,083 --> 01:25:17,125
-when…
-When what, man?

1910
01:25:17,208 --> 01:25:20,458
I don't know, I kinda felt
like I wanted something special.

1911
01:25:20,541 --> 01:25:22,416
Not doing it while we were wasted.

1912
01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:24,666
That's cool. That's cool, Hugo.

1913
01:25:24,750 --> 01:25:26,583
I'm very proud of you, dude.

1914
01:25:26,666 --> 01:25:29,458
You should listen
to the stories of these sex beasts.

1915
01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:30,375
No way!

1916
01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:32,125
Are Ana and you sex beasts?

1917
01:25:32,208 --> 01:25:33,250
Do you know furries?

1918
01:25:33,750 --> 01:25:34,958
-No. What is that?
-Sh!

1919
01:25:35,041 --> 01:25:36,416
It's about to start.

1920
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:38,208
Let the ceremony begin.

1921
01:25:38,291 --> 01:25:41,583
I would like to sincerely thank all of you

1922
01:25:41,666 --> 01:25:44,791
for being here at this moving event.

1923
01:25:45,458 --> 01:25:48,708
It seems like yesterday when we just saw
these young kids come in

1924
01:25:48,791 --> 01:25:50,791
and now we are saying goodbye to them.

1925
01:25:51,416 --> 01:25:54,125
So thank you very much for joining us.

1926
01:25:56,916 --> 01:25:58,916
[applause]

1927
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:00,125
Congratulations.

1928
01:26:03,291 --> 01:26:04,416
Alexa Camargo.

1929
01:26:05,250 --> 01:26:06,500
Thanks, Professor.

1930
01:26:07,125 --> 01:26:08,416
Thanks, thanks, thanks!

1931
01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:09,333
Oh!

1932
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:11,041
I'll miss you so much. Oh!

1933
01:26:11,125 --> 01:26:13,083
José María Cervantes.

1934
01:26:16,291 --> 01:26:17,333
Woo-hoo!

1935
01:26:17,416 --> 01:26:18,291
Thanks, Miss.

1936
01:26:19,666 --> 01:26:21,166
Thank you very much. Miss.

1937
01:26:21,250 --> 01:26:22,500
Claudia Galeana.

1938
01:26:22,583 --> 01:26:23,958
[Jaime] Well done, <i>mijo!</i>

1939
01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:25,458
Bravo, <i>cabrón!</i>

1940
01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:28,583
-Uncle!
-[Jaime] Well done!

1941
01:26:30,416 --> 01:26:32,083
Hey, motherfuckers!

1942
01:26:32,166 --> 01:26:33,625
Hey, uncle!

1943
01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:35,375
Jaime…

1944
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:41,291
-Bro, my uncle's here!
-I'm so happy for you!

1945
01:26:41,958 --> 01:26:43,125
-I knew it, man.
-What's that?

1946
01:26:43,208 --> 01:26:45,750
-Picture. Let's do it.
-Good idea. How does it look?

1947
01:26:45,833 --> 01:26:47,041
-Ready?
-Yeah.

1948
01:26:47,125 --> 01:26:47,958
The last pic.

1949
01:26:49,208 --> 01:26:50,833
-[shutter clicks]
-Oh, brother.

1950
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,375
Come with us to Cancún.

1951
01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:56,208
-it won't be the same without you.
-[Eli] What?

1952
01:26:56,791 --> 01:26:58,791
-You're not going to Cancún?
-[Chema] Uh…

1953
01:26:59,291 --> 01:27:01,375
-I'm going to look for my parents.
-Yeah.

1954
01:27:02,791 --> 01:27:04,875
I spent all my savings on some gifts.

1955
01:27:06,666 --> 01:27:07,916
Chema, thank you.

1956
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:11,500
I'm dying to listen to your LP,
Mr. International.

1957
01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:15,333
Hey, but your poster, I can't accept it.

1958
01:27:15,416 --> 01:27:16,583
[Chema] Yes, you can.

1959
01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:17,958
I want you to have it.

1960
01:27:22,791 --> 01:27:23,625
[man 4] Eli!

1961
01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:27,125
-You have to go. Yeah…
-Yeah, I know.

1962
01:27:53,125 --> 01:27:54,125
Look.

1963
01:27:54,208 --> 01:27:55,166
Oh, sweetie.

1964
01:27:56,708 --> 01:27:57,666
[Chema] Hey, uncle.

1965
01:27:58,375 --> 01:28:00,875
[Jaime] You're a little motherfucker!

1966
01:28:02,041 --> 01:28:03,041
Idiot.

1967
01:28:03,125 --> 01:28:04,750
-Give your brother a hug.
-Congratulations.

1968
01:28:04,833 --> 01:28:05,916
[Chema] Baby sis.

1969
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:07,250
-Oh, baby.
-[Chema] Hey, Mom.

1970
01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:08,750
-I love you.
-[Chema] Me too.

1971
01:28:08,833 --> 01:28:11,416
-<i>Mijo</i>… your gift.
-Oh…

1972
01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:14,166
-What's this?
-[Jaime] I'll give you some advice

1973
01:28:14,250 --> 01:28:15,083
I wanna give.

1974
01:28:15,166 --> 01:28:16,458
Huh? Celebrate.

1975
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:18,125
Fucking celebrate.

1976
01:28:18,208 --> 01:28:21,208
Uh, it's not every day
that you graduate, <i>mijo.</i>

1977
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:22,833
Thanks, uncle.

1978
01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:24,958
-And guess what?
-[Jaime] What?

1979
01:28:25,458 --> 01:28:26,833
I'm not gonna study engineering.

1980
01:28:26,916 --> 01:28:27,750
Shit.

1981
01:28:28,291 --> 01:28:29,208
How so?

1982
01:28:29,291 --> 01:28:30,458
I'm gonna study music.

1983
01:28:30,958 --> 01:28:32,833
I'm so fucking proud, son!

1984
01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:34,708
Huh? Yeah!

1985
01:28:34,791 --> 01:28:36,166
-Now with your father's coat.
-Ah…

1986
01:28:36,250 --> 01:28:39,625
Who knows what you did to it,
but now it actually looks incredible.

1987
01:28:39,708 --> 01:28:40,625
Yeah.

1988
01:28:40,708 --> 01:28:44,000
Now that I'm cryin',
there's somethin' I need to tell you all.

1989
01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:46,458
This time I haven't come temporarily.

1990
01:28:46,541 --> 01:28:48,750
This time I brought all my shit with me.

1991
01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:51,166
-What do you mean?
-All my belongings. My shit.

1992
01:28:51,250 --> 01:28:54,041
My possessions.
My stuff. Dear Begoña, my stuff, man.

1993
01:28:54,125 --> 01:28:56,666
-Oh…
-I just… I just…

1994
01:28:57,250 --> 01:28:58,750
wanna be close to you…

1995
01:28:58,833 --> 01:28:59,750
-Aw…
-…forever.

1996
01:29:00,375 --> 01:29:01,916
[Gloria] Oh I love you all.

1997
01:29:02,916 --> 01:29:04,750
[Jaime] You're gonna make me cry, kid.

1998
01:29:29,666 --> 01:29:31,666
["Love Will Find a Way" by Yes plays]

1999
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:45,833
[no dialogue]

2000
01:30:03,458 --> 01:30:05,333
<i>♪ You wanna get close to me ♪</i>

2001
01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:08,791
<i>♪ The feeling so clear ♪</i>

2002
01:30:11,291 --> 01:30:13,416
<i>♪ But I need some time to see ♪</i>

2003
01:30:14,791 --> 01:30:16,875
<i>♪ Vision through my tears ♪</i>

2004
01:30:19,250 --> 01:30:21,583
<i>-♪ You wanna get ne-- ♪</i>
-[song ends abruptly]

2005
01:30:23,958 --> 01:30:25,916
So this is your fantasy?

2006
01:30:27,666 --> 01:30:28,500
<i>♪ A way ♪</i>

2007
01:30:43,416 --> 01:30:44,958
[flight attendant] Excuse me.

2008
01:30:45,458 --> 01:30:48,500
One person at a time per restroom
and it's first-class only.

2009
01:30:49,125 --> 01:30:49,958
[moans]

2010
01:30:53,541 --> 01:30:54,750
[man 5] <i>Papi</i>, open up!

2011
01:30:56,416 --> 01:30:57,333
Don't stop.

2012
01:30:58,583 --> 01:30:59,875
[man 5] Come on, bro!

2013
01:31:00,875 --> 01:31:02,125
Almost there? Hm?

2014
01:31:02,208 --> 01:31:03,666
Give it to me! Give it to me!

2015
01:31:04,500 --> 01:31:06,791
[Eli moans]

2016
01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:07,708
Yeah.

2017
01:31:08,458 --> 01:31:09,291
[both moan]

2018
01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:12,041
Mario B.

2019
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:16,375
<i>Dále, papi</i>. Miss, this is first class.

2020
01:31:17,833 --> 01:31:18,791
[Chema] <i>The Dawg.</i>

2021
01:31:19,333 --> 01:31:22,833
<i>Considered a superior being</i>
<i>among the female species.</i>

2022
01:31:22,916 --> 01:31:24,916
<i>All the girls dream of having one.</i>

2023
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:26,458
<i>Its origin is unknown,</i>

2024
01:31:26,541 --> 01:31:31,833
<i>but it is rumored that a Dawg</i>
<i>was formerly known as a Dog with an "o."</i>

2025
01:31:31,916 --> 01:31:35,000
-["Buena Vibra" by Mario Bautista plays]
[in Spanish] <i>♪ We got the same vibe ♪</i>

2026
01:31:35,083 --> 01:31:37,458
<i>♪ Let them speak, let them say ♪</i>

2027
01:31:37,541 --> 01:31:39,541
<i>♪ We got the same vibe ♪</i>

2028
01:31:39,625 --> 01:31:42,000
<i>♪ Let them speak, let them say ♪</i>

2029
01:31:42,083 --> 01:31:43,958
<i>♪ We got the good vibe ♪</i>

2030
01:31:44,041 --> 01:31:46,500
<i>♪ Let them speak, let them say ♪</i>

2031
01:31:46,583 --> 01:31:48,583
<i>♪ We got the same vibe ♪</i>

2032
01:31:48,666 --> 01:31:50,750
<i>♪ Let them speak, let them say ♪</i>

2033
01:31:50,833 --> 01:31:52,625
<i>♪ We got the good vibe ♪</i>

2034
01:31:53,375 --> 01:31:54,750
<i>♪ We got the good vibe ♪</i>

2035
01:31:54,833 --> 01:31:57,166
<i>♪ It energy comes to us in pounds ♪</i>

2036
01:31:57,250 --> 01:31:59,250
<i>♪ With me, you feel alive ♪</i>

2037
01:31:59,333 --> 01:32:01,333
<i>♪ We're cool</i>
<i>Nothing brings us down ♪</i>

2038
01:32:01,416 --> 01:32:03,625
<i>♪ There's no yacht</i>
<i>But let's go to the dock ♪</i>

2039
01:32:03,708 --> 01:32:05,750
<i>♪ Let your touch crash me ♪</i>

2040
01:32:05,833 --> 01:32:07,833
<i>♪ Baby, I obey to your laws ♪</i>

2041
01:32:07,916 --> 01:32:10,125
<i>♪ You're the spinach of this Popeye ♪</i>

2042
01:32:10,208 --> 01:32:12,541
<i>♪ There's no yacht</i>
<i>But let's go to the dock ♪</i>

2043
01:32:12,625 --> 01:32:14,791
<i>♪ Let your touch crash me ♪</i>

2044
01:32:14,875 --> 01:32:16,875
<i>♪ Baby, I obey to your laws ♪</i>

2045
01:32:16,958 --> 01:32:19,250
<i>♪ You're the spinach of this Popeye ♪</i>

2046
01:32:19,333 --> 01:32:22,666
<i>♪ Let them speak, let them say ♪</i>

2047
01:32:22,750 --> 01:32:24,750
<i>♪ We got the same vibe ♪</i>

2048
01:32:24,833 --> 01:32:27,125
<i>♪ Let them speak, let them say ♪</i>

2049
01:32:27,208 --> 01:32:29,250
<i>♪ We got the good vibe ♪</i>

2050
01:32:29,333 --> 01:32:31,875
<i>♪ Let them speak, let them say ♪</i>

2051
01:32:31,958 --> 01:32:33,958
<i>♪ We got the same vibe ♪</i>

2052
01:32:34,041 --> 01:32:36,291
<i>♪ Let them speak, let them say ♪</i>

2053
01:32:36,375 --> 01:32:38,375
<i>♪ We got the good vibe ♪</i>

2054
01:32:40,791 --> 01:32:42,791
<i>♪ Mario B, Mario B, Mario B ♪</i>

2055
01:32:47,291 --> 01:32:51,458
[crowd] <i>Mario! Mario! Mario! Mario!</i>

2056
01:32:54,583 --> 01:32:56,875
[Mario B]
<i>♪ Colombia, Venezuela, and México ♪</i>

2057
01:32:59,291 --> 01:33:01,416
<i>♪ We got the good vibe ♪</i>

2058
01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:03,333
<i>♪ Baby, I feel something with you ♪</i>

2059
01:33:03,416 --> 01:33:05,791
<i>♪ That life balances me ♪</i>

2060
01:33:06,375 --> 01:33:08,375
<i>♪ We're both crazy, eh ♪</i>

2061
01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:10,708
<i>♪ We got the same vibe ♪</i>

2062
01:33:10,791 --> 01:33:12,750
<i>♪ You're my guardian angel ♪</i>

2063
01:33:12,833 --> 01:33:15,166
<i>♪ That frees me from the bad ♪</i>

2064
01:33:15,250 --> 01:33:17,333
<i>♪ We're both crazy ♪</i>

2065
01:33:17,416 --> 01:33:19,333
<i>♪ We got the same vibe ♪</i>

2066
01:33:19,416 --> 01:33:21,833
<i>♪ Let them speak, let them say ♪</i>

2067
01:33:21,916 --> 01:33:23,916
<i>♪ We got the same vibe ♪</i>

2068
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,500
<i>♪ Let them speak, let them say ♪</i>

2069
01:33:26,583 --> 01:33:28,333
<i>♪ We got the good vibe ♪</i>

2070
01:33:28,416 --> 01:33:30,875
<i>♪ Let them speak, let them say ♪</i>

2071
01:33:30,958 --> 01:33:32,958
<i>♪ We got the same vibe ♪</i>

2072
01:33:33,041 --> 01:33:35,541
<i>♪ Let them speak, let them say ♪</i>

2073
01:33:35,625 --> 01:33:37,625
<i>♪ We got the good vibe ♪</i>

2074
01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:41,583
<i>♪ Mario B, Mario B, Mario B ♪</i>

2075
01:33:44,708 --> 01:33:46,708
<i>♪ We got the good vibe ♪</i>

2076
01:33:47,291 --> 01:33:49,291
["Hit My Line" by Patrick Vidal plays]

2077
01:33:56,125 --> 01:33:58,291
[in English] <i>♪ 818 damn she fine ♪</i>

2078
01:33:58,375 --> 01:34:00,625
<i>♪ Gonna go see her Friday night ♪</i>

2079
01:34:00,708 --> 01:34:03,083
<i>♪ If she wanna play, I ain't got time ♪</i>

2080
01:34:03,166 --> 01:34:05,291
<i>♪ 'Til I pull up in the Coupe</i>
<i>And let the doves fly ♪</i>

2081
01:34:05,375 --> 01:34:08,041
<i>♪ She tryin' to use the combi</i>
<i>Now she wanna bum a line ♪</i>

2082
01:34:10,250 --> 01:34:12,625
<i>♪ She used to cut me</i>
<i>Now she wanna bum a line ♪</i>

2083
01:34:14,875 --> 01:34:17,250
<i>♪ 818 damn she fine ♪</i>

2084
01:34:17,333 --> 01:34:19,375
<i>♪ Gonna go see her Friday night ♪</i>

2085
01:34:19,458 --> 01:34:21,666
<i>♪ If she wanna play, I ain't got time ♪</i>

2086
01:34:21,750 --> 01:34:24,125
<i>♪ 'Til I pull up in the Coupe</i>
<i>And let the doves fly ♪</i>

2087
01:34:24,208 --> 01:34:26,958
<i>♪ She tryin' to use the combi</i>
<i>Now she wanna bum a line ♪</i>

2088
01:34:29,083 --> 01:34:31,166
<i>♪ She used to cut me</i>
<i>Now she wanna bum a line ♪</i>

2089
01:34:31,250 --> 01:34:32,458
<i>♪ Friday night ♪</i>

2090
01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:34,583
<i>♪ If she wanna play, I ain't got time ♪</i>

2091
01:34:34,666 --> 01:34:37,041
<i>♪ 'Til I pull up in the Coupe</i>
<i>And let the doves fly ♪</i>

2092
01:34:37,125 --> 01:34:39,541
<i>♪ She used to cut me</i>
<i>Now she wanna bum a line ♪</i>

2093
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:44,375
<i>♪ She used to cut me</i>
<i>Now she wanna bum a line ♪</i>

2094
01:34:46,666 --> 01:34:48,833
<i>♪ 818 damn she fine ♪</i>

2095
01:34:48,916 --> 01:34:51,250
<i>♪ Gonna go see her Friday night ♪</i>

2096
01:34:51,333 --> 01:34:53,416
<i>♪ If she wanna play, I ain't got time ♪</i>

2097
01:34:53,500 --> 01:34:55,916
<i>♪ 'Til I pull up in the Coupe</i>
<i>And let the doves fly ♪</i>

2098
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:58,833
<i>♪ She tryin' to use the combi</i>
<i>Now she wanna bum a line ♪</i>

2099
01:35:00,833 --> 01:35:03,208
<i>♪ She used to cut me</i>
<i>Now she wanna bum a line ♪</i>

2100
01:35:08,041 --> 01:35:09,541
["Hit My Line" fades out]



