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‎對，我徹底搞砸了

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‎我以為唱馬力歐鮑帝斯塔的歌
‎又一臉栽在保險套上

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‎已經慘到谷底

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‎求愛乖乖牌

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‎但是我錯了

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‎這一切都要從幾個月前說起

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‎（數個月前）

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‎-你在幹嘛？
‎-怎樣？

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‎你醉了

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‎我要去找女生打炮

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‎等一下，你要幹嘛？

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‎死淫蟲，你搞什麼？

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‎你在做什麼？

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‎想不想要…

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‎不要！

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‎-他說什麼？
‎-他想要口交

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‎-他有點醉了
‎-他喝掛了

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‎真的很抱歉

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‎再見了，我的美好幻想

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‎你幻想在派對上口交？

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‎-對，有意見嗎？
‎-太扯了

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‎-你的幻想很強？
‎-比你的強

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‎-說啊
‎-聽好了

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‎我要跟夢中情人在飛機上
‎在雲端做愛

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‎別傻了

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‎-什麼？
‎-忘了你們的幻想吧

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‎-安娜不會再理我了
‎-她根本沒理過

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‎-都是你害的
‎-我？

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‎-我們好不容易受邀參加派對
‎-是我受邀

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‎隨便啦

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‎那裡只有該死的雷鬼動

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‎還有馬力歐鮑帝斯塔，遜斃了

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‎你什麼都嫌，他很酷啊

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‎拜託，雷鬼動超讚的

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‎你只喜歡老人音樂

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‎你有毛病嗎？
‎齊柏林飛船、滾石樂團欸

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‎他們是傳奇

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‎雷鬼動根本垃圾，完全是噪音

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‎-馬力歐B則是…
‎-大便！

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‎沒錯，兄弟

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‎不是啦，你踩到屎了

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‎我不管馬力歐怎麼樣

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‎總之我們別想受邀了，多謝你喔

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‎放心啦

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‎畢業舞會誰都能參加啊

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‎還有著名的聖誕舞會

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‎我們期待聖誕舞會超久了…

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‎夠了喔

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‎不過他說得對

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‎只是聖誕舞會要攜伴

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‎我們是不用擔心啦

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‎至於你…

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‎我怎了？

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‎-告訴他吧
‎-我們很擔心你

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‎剩你一個人還是處男

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‎-你遇到女生就變木頭人
‎-你需要多接觸

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‎-我有啊
‎-拜託，兄弟

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‎每天打手槍不算喔

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‎每天打手槍？

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‎-這是幫你摸的
‎-對，摸吧，寶貝

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‎-盡量摸
‎-好舒服

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‎太棒了

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‎你也摸摸自己

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‎過來，寶貝

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‎媽！妳不會敲門嗎？

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‎沒關係啦，你又沒做壞事

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‎那當然，但如果有呢？

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‎幹嘛拿我電扇？

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‎沒有它我睡不著，我會熱死啦

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‎-我來拿
‎-好

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‎過來這裡，我們找個好位置

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‎這邊

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‎媽，這是幹嘛？

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‎海米叔叔今天要來

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‎我不想你又跟妹妹擠一個房間

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‎所以意思是…

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‎你要睡在這裡

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‎然後跟你叔叔共用衛浴

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‎他每四個月會來我們家兩週以上
‎期間我都得睡客廳？

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‎-對
‎-我拒絕

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‎死都不要

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‎別這麼小氣，伽馬

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‎你叔叔從來沒有虧待我們

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‎你也知道你爸的遺願

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‎他希望他的死黨可以照顧我們

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‎因為他很會監視人吧

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‎你說什麼？

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‎沒事

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‎-別這麼壞
‎-媽再見，我趕時間

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‎等妳哥一起

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‎才不要，今天是開學第一天

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‎愛妳，再見

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‎動作快，要遲到了

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‎媽，學校走路三分鐘就到了

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‎我說真的

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‎我說真的，動作快

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‎不親一個？

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‎（地平線教育學院）

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‎抱歉，湯瑪斯

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‎開玩笑的啦

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‎-早
‎-早

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‎讚啦！

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‎-來拍最後一張照片？
‎-來吧

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‎一樣的姿勢？

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‎-我在笑
‎-很帥啊

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‎過來這裡

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‎越來越帥囉

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‎十年的友情

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‎我愛你們

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‎去上課吧？

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‎走吧

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‎你看

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‎-他的外套真好看
‎-是啊，那群風雲人物

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‎討厭，真不想開學

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‎我要融化了

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‎我們以後會很想念這裡的

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‎最好是

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‎我們只會想念漢娜和愛麗莎的撞奶

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‎對吧？

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‎現世報

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‎幹嘛啦？

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‎她們就不會這樣討論我們嗎？

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‎當然不會，她們一定是說…例如…

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‎伽馬，你說說看

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‎我一定會很想念艾莉的笑容

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‎-別鬧了喔
‎-什麼？

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‎她不是你堂妹嗎？

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‎-這不是《權力遊戲》喔
‎-她才不是我堂妹

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‎那只是暱稱，我們不是真的堂兄妹

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‎-“暱稱”
‎-真的啦

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‎伽馬，我說真的

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‎你今年最好努力把個女生

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‎你配不上艾莉啦

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‎臭雨果

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‎不過打了兩次炮，就自以為是德瑞克

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‎愛炫耀

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‎聽著，伽馬

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‎做愛…

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‎-嗨
‎-…改變了我的人生

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‎妳在幹嘛？

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‎我滿腦子都是
‎之前和安娜翻雲覆雨的畫面

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‎可是現在反而不敢跟她搭話了

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‎-真的很莫名
‎-去吧

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‎-不行啦
‎-快點

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‎那妳不會喜歡的

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨，伽馬

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‎嗨，艾莉

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‎-嗨
‎-就叫你別找堂妹

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‎她不是我堂妹

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‎天涯何處無芳草

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‎你可能有點難啦

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‎加油吧，兄弟

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‎實驗

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‎實驗

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‎第一次嘗試做某件事

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‎就是我們這堂課的宗旨

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‎也期許大家把這種精神應用在人生

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‎好，開始吧

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‎伯納多約我去聖誕舞會

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‎太好了

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‎我們還很擔心妳呢

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‎-我去年也參加了
‎-只有妳沒人約

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‎對啊，不過現在有了

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‎幹嘛？

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‎認真做實驗啦

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‎妳頭髮有點毛躁，現在沒事了

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‎該死

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‎妳好

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‎沒事

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‎-伽馬！
‎-我沒有在偷聽，我發誓

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‎過來

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‎貓咪又把我的枯山水當廁所了

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‎喬麗塔老師，妳怎麼都不找別人？

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‎每次都我

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‎大家都知道好好先生是誰吧？是誰？

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‎伽馬！

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‎好了，快點

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‎不對，清乾淨，整個拿走

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‎我把大便拿走就好啦

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‎好好先生

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‎耳根子軟，可任人隨意差遣

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‎“你的音樂你決定”

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‎“歡迎報名成為下學期DJ”

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‎“必須兩人一組”

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‎媽的，為什麼每件事都要兩人一組？

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‎何塞馬利亞

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‎校長，“媽的”不是髒話

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‎不是啦，我想請你幫個忙

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‎因為你是…大家都叫你什麼？

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‎-我想想…好好先生
‎-我沒那麼好說話的

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‎別這樣嘛，你不會讓我失望的吧？

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‎我不是好好先生，但我不會讓妳失望

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‎-很好
‎-什麼事？

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‎要我做什麼？整理檔案？打掃？

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‎你不用整理或打掃任何東西

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‎你只要帶一個人認識環境
‎好好照顧她

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‎她是新來的轉學生

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‎剛從美麗的阿卡普科搬來這裡

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‎克勞蒂亞嘉莉娜

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‎克勞蒂亞

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‎你好

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‎你叫伽馬？

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‎嘴巴閉起來

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‎孩子，嘴巴闔上

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‎-抱歉，要整理什麼檔案？
‎-不用整理檔案

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‎我只要你好好照顧克勞蒂亞

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‎你怎麼了？

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‎轉過去，看著克勞蒂亞

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‎你到底怎麼回事？

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‎如果你不想幫忙，我就去找別人

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‎不用

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‎-那就振作一點
‎-不用

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‎-沒有比我更稱職的好好先生了
‎-我也這麼想

216
00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:10,125
‎使命必達

217
00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:11,541
‎我可以…

218
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:15,666
‎照顧這位美麗的…

219
00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:22,208
‎照顧來自美麗的阿卡普科的新同學

220
00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:24,666
‎很好，那就說定了

221
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,500
‎好的，就是這樣

222
00:11:28,541 --> 00:11:30,083
‎這裡是學校大門

223
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:31,625
‎酷喔

224
00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,375
‎你的導覽太棒了

225
00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:37,375
‎我的墨西哥城口音還行嗎？

226
00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:38,916
‎很美

227
00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:44,125
‎如果妳開車，可以停在那裡

228
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,375
‎有位子就能停

229
00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,083
‎我沒開車

230
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,291
‎要是有便車能搭就好了

231
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:50,916
‎我！

232
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,041
‎我可以去接妳

233
00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:56,333
‎我可以接妳，再送妳回家，使命必達

234
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,541
‎寶貝，你願意來接我？

235
00:11:58,625 --> 00:11:59,750
‎當然

236
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:02,333
‎我家很遠，在薩耶維德拉

237
00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:04,458
‎我花了一個小時才到學校

238
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,041
‎-薩耶維德拉，對
‎-對

239
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:10,083
‎我很熟，我順路

240
00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:11,708
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

241
00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:13,208
‎太好了，謝謝

242
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:15,833
‎我說過了，不借就是不借

243
00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:18,083
‎我不會把車子交給你

244
00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:20,125
‎你還要用上一整天？

245
00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:22,833
‎媽，我從來沒有求妳幫忙過

246
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:26,000
‎這不是幫忙，是害我沒車

247
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:27,500
‎妳要車子做什麼？

248
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,375
‎別煩我，我已經拒絕了

249
00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:34,875
‎你叔叔隨時會到，拿著

250
00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:36,625
‎你看，他到了，來了！

251
00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:39,458
‎海米

252
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:42,875
‎-葛洛莉亞
‎-真高興你來了

253
00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:44,583
‎妳氣色真好，真高興見到妳

254
00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:46,750
‎-快進來，我幫你
‎-好

255
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:49,125
‎孩子們，我來了！

256
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,041
‎-叔叔
‎-孩子們

257
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,791
‎貝歌娜，妳變漂亮了

258
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:56,333
‎-你好嗎？
‎-簡直跟妳媽一樣美

259
00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:58,041
‎恕我直言

260
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,583
‎叔叔，我好想你

261
00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:00,791
‎你好久沒來了

262
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,083
‎是啊，抱歉

263
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,500
‎以後絕對不會了

264
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,666
‎我帶了禮物給妳，閉上眼睛

265
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:08,000
‎快閉上眼睛，不能偷看

266
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:09,000
‎-是這個嗎？
‎-對

267
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,041
‎-閉好
‎-請看

268
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,541
‎不會吧，我愛的

269
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,458
‎謝謝你

270
00:13:13,541 --> 00:13:15,625
‎-我要去拆禮物
‎-去吧

271
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:19,708
‎-嗨，叔叔
‎-天啊，你長大了

272
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:23,125
‎跟你爸一樣又高又帥

273
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,708
‎-已經開始了嗎？
‎-什麼東西？

274
00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:27,208
‎高三

275
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:30,125
‎-你要讀什麼？
‎-工程，跟爸一樣

276
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,500
‎你喜歡就好

277
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,333
‎其他都不重要

278
00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,375
‎看看我給你準備的禮物

279
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,000
‎還刻了你的縮寫喔

280
00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:44,250
‎這玩意可以丟了

281
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,208
‎你的耳朵一定痛死了

282
00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,500
‎太酷了，謝謝叔叔

283
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:49,625
‎不客氣

284
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,750
‎-好棒喔
‎-對啊

285
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,500
‎-至於親愛的葛洛莉亞…
‎-我也有禮物？

286
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,625
‎一點小東西，閉上眼睛

287
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:57,541
‎好

288
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,416
‎-不會吧
‎-羔羊

289
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,666
‎看起來超好吃！

290
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,583
‎還有更讚的

291
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,791
‎頂級牛舌，可以搭配莫蕾醬

292
00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:07,750
‎吮指美味

293
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,875
‎我要流口水了，海米

294
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,000
‎旅途還順利嗎？

295
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:15,458
‎花了23個小時，不含中間休息時間

296
00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:16,875
‎好久喔

297
00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,833
‎我把舊貨卡開來了

298
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,000
‎我要把它留在這，以後就有車開

299
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,583
‎然後再搭飛機回去

300
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,291
‎好主意，怎麼現在才開來？

301
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:28,541
‎-之前沒想到
‎-叔叔

302
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,458
‎-你一定累壞了
‎-對

303
00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:32,500
‎來我的房間休息吧

304
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,958
‎去安頓一下，東西我來收

305
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,000
‎-去吧
‎-好

306
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,458
‎我來幫你

307
00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:39,291
‎這麼親切

308
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,583
‎-我們很想你，叔叔
‎-真的嗎？

309
00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:45,875
‎這個明天可以跟雞蛋一起炒

310
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:47,083
‎-你帶了好多行李
‎-是啊

311
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,166
‎真美味

312
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,375
‎手機可以在那邊充電

313
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:51,416
‎放輕鬆

314
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,625
‎這簡直最棒的歡迎會

315
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:56,833
‎我們真的很想你

316
00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:58,000
‎我更想你們

317
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,416
‎我超期待來探望你們

318
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:07,250
‎你爸在倫敦求學那一年
‎完全顛覆了他的人生

319
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,416
‎他對音樂的熱愛也傳給了你

320
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,041
‎對，我很喜歡音樂

321
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:13,958
‎我知道

322
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,250
‎我知道

323
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,958
‎我可以幫你放電影

324
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:20,583
‎還是你需要什麼？

325
00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:21,625
‎要喝水嗎？

326
00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:23,666
‎都可以說，也可以關燈喔

327
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,666
‎來，坐下

328
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:28,541
‎好

329
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:30,041
‎還好嗎？

330
00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:33,166
‎你好像很焦慮，怎麼了？

331
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:34,625
‎沒啦，我沒事

332
00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:38,583
‎你知道你爸…願他安息

333
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:40,083
‎你知道我跟他有約定吧？

334
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,208
‎我知道

335
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:45,333
‎所以你什麼都可以告訴我

336
00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:47,083
‎不論是關於夢想

337
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:49,125
‎還是關於女生

338
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:51,666
‎我就知道是這樣

339
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:52,583
‎她叫什麼？

340
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,000
‎-誰？
‎-別裝傻了

341
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:58,666
‎-剛才提到的女生
‎-喔，克勞蒂亞

342
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,291
‎她叫我“寶貝”

343
00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:02,291
‎她是我的夢中情人

344
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,333
‎然後呢？

345
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:06,625
‎我唯一能親近她的辦法，就是接送她

346
00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:09,166
‎可是媽不肯借我車

347
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,625
‎我要是不把握機會
‎那些風雲人物將有機可乘

348
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:15,000
‎我就沒有聖誕舞會的舞伴了

349
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,500
‎我也沒辦法做實驗

350
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:18,958
‎我高三了，我會是一輩子的處男

351
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,875
‎等一下，你冷靜點

352
00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:23,666
‎他們不會有機可乘的

353
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:25,875
‎絕對不會，好嗎？

354
00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:27,291
‎你也不會是一輩子的處男

355
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,708
‎我的貨卡借你

356
00:16:30,416 --> 00:16:32,666
‎雖然舊了點，但還能跑，而且有音響

357
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:36,291
‎你就能去聖誕舞會，做你想做的實驗

358
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,583
‎叫風雲人物滾邊去吧，你聽好了

359
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,666
‎唯一會惹毛我的事情

360
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:46,625
‎會讓我不爽到說出：“我被惹毛了”

361
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:48,666
‎就是給人建議

362
00:16:49,666 --> 00:16:52,458
‎不過，如果你想知道她喜不喜歡你

363
00:16:52,541 --> 00:16:55,791
‎道別之後記得若無其事地回頭

364
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,625
‎確認她有沒有回頭看你

365
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,125
‎真假？這招不一定有用吧？

366
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,208
‎從來沒失敗過

367
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:04,750
‎你不聽？你當我白痴？

368
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:05,791
‎-沒有
‎-給我聽好了

369
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,833
‎這招從沒失敗過

370
00:17:07,916 --> 00:17:11,541
‎如果對方回頭看你，就表示她想要你

371
00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:14,166
‎來，貨卡交給你

372
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,583
‎拿著，剩下的就看你了

373
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,083
‎太感謝了

374
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,583
‎好，滾吧，我要休息一下

375
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:25,125
‎-有事就叫我
‎-好

376
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,375
‎-多謝
‎-滾出去，臭小子

377
00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:41,541
‎寶貝，你願意來接我？

378
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,291
‎我在前進了

379
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,541
‎該死的GPS

380
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,458
‎我不要這條路，來條簡單的

381
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:26,666
‎重新規劃路線

382
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:31,500
‎真是王八蛋

383
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,291
‎搞什麼！

384
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,208
‎我要前進了

385
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,625
‎-該死
‎-看路啦！

386
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:42,416
‎-對不起
‎-他媽的王八蛋

387
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,500
‎-讓開
‎-快走啦

388
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,625
‎重新規劃路線

389
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:51,541
‎這裡啦，白痴

390
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:57,708
‎我看看

391
00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,666
‎幾號啊？

392
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,416
‎-您已抵達目的地
‎-不會吧，真的假的？

393
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,291
‎我再也不來了

394
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:15,750
‎這裡他媽太遠了

395
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:18,500
‎就算她是我的夢中情人…

396
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,833
‎等一下，我來開門

397
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,500
‎來

398
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:52,708
‎嗨，寶貝

399
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:54,208
‎嗨

400
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:16,000
‎-準備迎接轉學第一天了嗎？
‎-當然

401
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,291
‎對了，可以先去咖啡俱樂部
‎買咖啡嗎？

402
00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:24,125
‎我想成為真正的城市女孩

403
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:26,833
‎我看網路明星都人手一杯

404
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,041
‎第一站，咖啡俱樂部

405
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,166
‎（咖啡俱樂部，有機咖啡）

406
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:36,833
‎一共89披索

407
00:20:36,916 --> 00:20:38,083
‎89披索？

408
00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:40,125
‎我會付錢

409
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:43,166
‎不，我請客

410
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,666
‎-真的嗎？
‎-當然

411
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,875
‎-謝謝
‎-不會

412
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:53,458
‎來

413
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,083
‎謝謝

414
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:57,458
‎妳以後每天都會有一杯

415
00:20:58,208 --> 00:20:59,500
‎你最棒了

416
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:03,875
‎對了，要怎麼放音樂？

417
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,041
‎這我最在行了

418
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,166
‎-真的嗎？
‎-等著瞧

419
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:07,583
‎不對

420
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:10,708
‎真尷尬，抱歉

421
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,083
‎我看看

422
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,791
‎-這是我的播放清單，妳選吧
‎-好

423
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:19,958
‎奇怪，沒有耶

424
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,041
‎找到了

425
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:23,958
‎我最愛的馬力歐B

426
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,708
‎你不喜歡MB嗎？

427
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:31,625
‎“MB”？

428
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,583
‎對

429
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,833
‎當然，我超愛的

430
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:36,833
‎他最棒了，莫札特轉世

431
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:47,750
‎老實說，我習慣了美好

432
00:21:47,833 --> 00:21:49,666
‎我乘著貨卡，毫無防備

433
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:52,041
‎身邊的人始終如一

434
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,083
‎我是已受洗的鮑帝斯塔

435
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:55,625
‎讓世界

436
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:59,750
‎充滿音樂

437
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,791
‎今天我要讚美生命

438
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,541
‎朋友、愛人和家人

439
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:10,125
‎精彩的正要來耶

440
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,833
‎可是我們已經聽上百遍了

441
00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:17,208
‎下車吧

442
00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:18,666
‎-好
‎-走吧

443
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,208
‎不幫我們介紹一下嗎？

444
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:34,500
‎下次吧

445
00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,291
‎-妳好
‎-嗨

446
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:38,250
‎-她那麼醜
‎-什麼？

447
00:22:40,291 --> 00:22:41,500
‎嗨，各位

448
00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:42,666
‎這是克勞蒂亞

449
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:45,500
‎她是轉學生，來自阿卡普科

450
00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:47,000
‎-打個招呼吧
‎-嗨

451
00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:47,916
‎-嗨
‎-這是雨果

452
00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:49,625
‎-嗨
‎-妳好

453
00:22:49,708 --> 00:22:51,166
‎-魯本和安娜
‎-嗨

454
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:54,750
‎-妳什麼時候搬來的？
‎-上個星期

455
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,416
‎-我送妳去上課
‎-好

456
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:00,916
‎待會見囉

457
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:02,750
‎-再見
‎-再見

458
00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:03,666
‎再見

459
00:23:06,916 --> 00:23:08,291
‎靠，她好辣

460
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:09,208
‎真的

461
00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:13,250
‎-好像多汁的蜜桃
‎-飄著鳳梨香

462
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:14,958
‎兩個白痴，再見

463
00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:17,125
‎雨果，克制點啦

464
00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:18,250
‎我說了什麼？

465
00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:19,458
‎我們在搞笑啦，安娜

466
00:23:19,541 --> 00:23:22,583
‎你明明也有說，少裝聖人了

467
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:25,000
‎我把課表標上教室了

468
00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:27,791
‎-我幫妳畫好了，來
‎-謝謝

469
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:30,291
‎我還準備了筆記本和文件夾

470
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:33,500
‎以防妳第一天太緊張忘了

471
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:35,833
‎還有學校的行事曆

472
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:37,958
‎-謝謝
‎-下課我再來接妳

473
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:42,500
‎-不要跟別人走囉
‎-不會的，寶貝

474
00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:43,541
‎我只跟你走

475
00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:47,750
‎上課順利

476
00:24:08,916 --> 00:24:10,791
‎伽馬，那女的是怎樣？

477
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:12,916
‎閉嘴，小心惹麻煩

478
00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:17,416
‎-進來
‎-可以宣布事情嗎？

479
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,625
‎好，去吧

480
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:21,958
‎謝謝老師

481
00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:25,375
‎-我們要宣布大消息
‎-大消息

482
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:27,750
‎畢業旅行要去…

483
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,416
‎-坎昆！
‎-坎昆！

484
00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:34,083
‎我沒去過坎昆！

485
00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:35,250
‎大家安靜！

486
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:37,833
‎我懂

487
00:24:37,916 --> 00:24:41,541
‎機票、飯店和派對都包含在內
‎大家趕快付錢

488
00:24:41,625 --> 00:24:42,458
‎趕快！

489
00:24:43,041 --> 00:24:43,875
‎還有一件事

490
00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,833
‎-畢旅絕對超精彩
‎-超精彩

491
00:24:47,916 --> 00:24:51,375
‎-我為畢旅存錢好幾年了
‎-安靜

492
00:24:51,458 --> 00:24:52,583
‎安靜！

493
00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:55,708
‎大家千萬別忘了

494
00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:59,416
‎這星期有大學申請指導

495
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:02,458
‎這個決定將影響你們一輩子

496
00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:04,833
‎我是認真的

497
00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:08,375
‎魯本，你確定要讀文學？

498
00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:09,833
‎當然，何塞馬利亞

499
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:12,250
‎你呢？工程？

500
00:25:13,791 --> 00:25:15,416
‎-我…
‎-喂

501
00:25:16,041 --> 00:25:18,416
‎那個阿卡普科妞是怎樣？超辣的欸

502
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:21,458
‎快說，你們哪時認識的？

503
00:25:21,541 --> 00:25:25,458
‎-就說她是轉學生啊
‎-那她為何跟在你身邊？

504
00:25:25,541 --> 00:25:26,375
‎不行嗎？

505
00:25:28,166 --> 00:25:30,500
‎-有看到她勾我的手嗎？
‎-看到了

506
00:25:30,583 --> 00:25:35,125
‎她一定會是我聖誕舞會和畢旅的伴

507
00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:36,625
‎你們不用擔心我了

508
00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:38,708
‎怎麼了？

509
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:40,333
‎白痴喔

510
00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:43,625
‎要是聖誕舞會和畢旅她都做你的伴

511
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:47,166
‎我就幫校長口交

512
00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:49,166
‎讓她永生難忘

513
00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:52,333
‎幫她什麼？

514
00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,791
‎-什麼？
‎-幫她什麼？

515
00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:55,750
‎烤豬腳

516
00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:57,083
‎-烤豬腳？
‎-對

517
00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:59,041
‎配上辣椒、萊姆和莎莎醬

518
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,375
‎立刻去校長室

519
00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:04,791
‎把你剛才說的話都告訴她

520
00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:06,708
‎現在去

521
00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:09,458
‎馬上

522
00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:12,166
‎還有誰要去？

523
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:18,666
‎嗨，伽馬

524
00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:20,833
‎-嗨
‎-你在聽什麼？

525
00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:22,625
‎衝擊合唱團的《搖滾卡斯巴》

526
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,333
‎你最愛的英式搖滾

527
00:26:25,958 --> 00:26:26,958
‎妳怎麼知道？

528
00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:29,541
‎你說過你只聽英式搖滾

529
00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:32,125
‎還說你有簽名海報

530
00:26:32,208 --> 00:26:35,458
‎對，史密斯樂團莫里西的簽名海報

531
00:26:35,541 --> 00:26:36,958
‎-不會吧！
‎-真的

532
00:26:37,041 --> 00:26:38,416
‎-要看嗎？
‎-好

533
00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,333
‎真是太酷了

534
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:42,833
‎我超愛史密斯樂團

535
00:26:44,083 --> 00:26:44,916
‎這是我爸的

536
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
‎真酷

537
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:51,041
‎你還記不記得小時候

538
00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:53,750
‎你爸跟我爸只要喝醉了
‎就會聽恐懼症樂團？

539
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:54,791
‎恐懼症樂團，對

540
00:26:54,875 --> 00:26:56,083
‎有一首歌叫…

541
00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:57,791
‎-《搖我》，對
‎-《搖我》

542
00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:03,625
‎我們可以晚上約出來
‎聊聊其他喜歡的樂團

543
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:04,541
‎好啊

544
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,500
‎我們還可以一起報名當DJ

545
00:27:07,583 --> 00:27:08,916
‎感覺不錯

546
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,500
‎-我們一定會贏
‎-那當然

547
00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:12,291
‎那就約下禮拜？

548
00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:14,000
‎-下星期四？
‎-沒問題

549
00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:15,208
‎-好
‎-好

550
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,333
‎嗨

551
00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:18,916
‎妳好

552
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:19,916
‎我是克勞蒂亞

553
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:21,666
‎我是艾莉

554
00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:24,625
‎要走了嗎？

555
00:27:25,708 --> 00:27:26,541
‎再見

556
00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:29,250
‎我再傳訊息提醒你

557
00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:48,166
‎第一天上學超開心的

558
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,500
‎都要感謝你

559
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,291
‎你喜歡熱瑜珈嗎？

560
00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:53,125
‎-當然
‎-真的嗎？

561
00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:56,250
‎我當然喜歡熱抹茶

562
00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,208
‎還有熱拿鐵

563
00:27:58,291 --> 00:28:00,583
‎還有熱呼呼的鬆餅和熱狗

564
00:28:00,666 --> 00:28:03,500
‎親愛的，你聽成什麼了？是“熱瑜珈”

565
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:04,416
‎瑜伽

566
00:28:05,416 --> 00:28:07,625
‎我想去上一些課

567
00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:10,375
‎還有學鋼管舞

568
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:15,583
‎對，我在Instagram上看到這些課
‎可是我沒有交通工具

569
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:16,958
‎我們一起去

570
00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,541
‎真的嗎？

571
00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:19,875
‎-對
‎-真的嗎？

572
00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:21,916
‎你下午不忙嗎？

573
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
‎完全不忙

574
00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:24,000
‎太好了

575
00:28:24,083 --> 00:28:25,708
‎我去看看課表

576
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,791
‎之後一起去上瑜珈喔

577
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,250
‎放著吧

578
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,833
‎-真的嗎？
‎-我來丟

579
00:28:32,791 --> 00:28:33,833
‎謝謝，寶貝

580
00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:36,333
‎好，再見

581
00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:37,750
‎我幫妳開門

582
00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:47,458
‎你好紳士喔

583
00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:48,375
‎當然

584
00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:49,500
‎謝了，伽馬

585
00:28:49,583 --> 00:28:50,416
‎不客氣

586
00:28:50,916 --> 00:28:51,791
‎明天見

587
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:52,708
‎好

588
00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:57,666
‎如果你想知道她喜不喜歡你

589
00:28:57,750 --> 00:29:00,791
‎道別之後記得若無其事地回頭

590
00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:03,041
‎確認她有沒有回頭看你

591
00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:05,458
‎真假？這招不一定有用吧？

592
00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:06,541
‎從來沒失敗過

593
00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:09,083
‎你不聽？你當我白痴？

594
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:10,083
‎給我聽好了

595
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:13,416
‎如果對方回頭看你，就表示她想要你

596
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:24,041
‎伽馬！

597
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:29,375
‎-寶貝，你沒事吧？
‎-死豬哥

598
00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:31,416
‎盯著人家的腿流口水

599
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,625
‎不怕被告性騷擾？

600
00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:34,291
‎我才沒有流口水

601
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:36,250
‎沒關係啦，寶貝

602
00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:38,833
‎我沒有盯著妳的腿，我發誓

603
00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:42,750
‎所以你就平常一臉可悲？

604
00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:44,166
‎一臉可悲？

605
00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:46,875
‎性感寶貝

606
00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:51,625
‎我想你一整天了

607
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,000
‎我沒辦法，寶貝

608
00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:55,875
‎對不起

609
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,458
‎真的好飽，我吃超多的

610
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:18,583
‎媽，我想到了
‎明天要不要吃夏威夷蓋飯？

611
00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:20,583
‎-好主意，親愛的
‎-那是什麼？

612
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:22,208
‎夏威夷蓋飯啊

613
00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:25,625
‎很像壽司，只是裝在碗裡

614
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:30,000
‎-在Instagram超紅的
‎-好，我去做個蛋糕

615
00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:32,500
‎回一下房間，馬上回來

616
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,875
‎你真搞笑，當自己家吧

617
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:36,500
‎謝了，葛洛莉亞

618
00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:39,000
‎對，這就對了

619
00:30:49,291 --> 00:30:51,875
‎快拉出來了

620
00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:57,416
‎-天啊！
‎-搞什麼？

621
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,250
‎真是要命

622
00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:01,791
‎“搞什麼？”

623
00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:04,500
‎媽的，不敲門

624
00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:18,208
‎好吧

625
00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:20,583
‎明天又是有克勞蒂亞的一天

626
00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:37,583
‎媽的

627
00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:39,666
‎重新規劃路線

628
00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:40,625
‎你先啦

629
00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:42,375
‎我們的氣氛正好

630
00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:46,041
‎MB

631
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:49,458
‎馬力歐B！

632
00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:57,333
‎不會吧，天啊…

633
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,583
‎這是漢娜和愛麗莎

634
00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,083
‎嗨，又見面了

635
00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:13,000
‎-要三明治嗎？
‎-看起來好棒

636
00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:15,041
‎-不行，別吃
‎-不可以？

637
00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:15,958
‎喂

638
00:32:44,375 --> 00:32:47,083
‎（我到了，在樓上，你看我遇到誰）

639
00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:53,083
‎（你在哪裡？）

640
00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:54,583
‎（對不起，艾莉…）

641
00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:59,000
‎很好

642
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:01,625
‎非常好

643
00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:16,416
‎（畢業旅行基金）

644
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:17,583
‎幹

645
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,041
‎-超酷的
‎-真的？

646
00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:25,041
‎我之前練瑜伽和皮拉提斯

647
00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:27,583
‎好身材是練出來的

648
00:33:27,666 --> 00:33:28,625
‎伽馬

649
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:29,958
‎-快來
‎-嗨，克勞蒂亞

650
00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:31,875
‎這是賽巴斯和湯瑪斯

651
00:33:31,958 --> 00:33:34,500
‎大家應該都認識吧，嗨

652
00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:37,416
‎嗨，賽巴斯

653
00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:40,458
‎嗨，狗

654
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:42,333
‎你好

655
00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:46,166
‎大師說我可能會見到馬力歐B

656
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:48,041
‎-馬力歐B？
‎-對

657
00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:49,458
‎天啊，馬力歐B耶

658
00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:51,041
‎天啊

659
00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:52,583
‎太棒了

660
00:33:54,791 --> 00:33:56,583
‎-好吧，該走了
‎-再見

661
00:33:56,666 --> 00:33:57,500
‎再見

662
00:33:58,291 --> 00:34:00,208
‎-再見，上課順利
‎-老兄

663
00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:03,333
‎星期五大家會來我家

664
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,750
‎我要辦場酷炫的派對

665
00:34:06,416 --> 00:34:07,250
‎帶克勞蒂亞來

666
00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:09,500
‎-好
‎-然後…

667
00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:12,791
‎也可以帶上你兄弟

668
00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:15,375
‎-你朋友
‎-好

669
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,833
‎-再見，狗
‎-再見，塞巴斯

670
00:34:18,916 --> 00:34:20,083
‎“哥”

671
00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:26,375
‎怎麼了？他說什麼？

672
00:34:26,458 --> 00:34:29,916
‎我們要去賽巴斯家參加酷炫的派對了

673
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:34,583
‎讚啦！

674
00:34:34,666 --> 00:34:35,500
‎他在看了

675
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:36,833
‎待會見

676
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:40,000
‎-保持聯絡
‎-再傳訊息給你

677
00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:43,333
‎-可以進來嗎？
‎-當然

678
00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,916
‎我敲門了，你沒在運動吧？

679
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,833
‎沒有啦

680
00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:48,875
‎很好

681
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:51,583
‎不錯喔

682
00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:53,791
‎太帥了

683
00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:56,958
‎這是我第一次參加風雲人物的派對

684
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,875
‎還帶著獨一無二的克勞蒂亞

685
00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:00,791
‎好

686
00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:03,291
‎那我來得正是時候

687
00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:06,125
‎-來
‎-我要出門了，叔叔

688
00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:08,416
‎-兩分鐘就好，坐下！
‎-好

689
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:09,625
‎-他媽的
‎-好

690
00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:10,708
‎-伽馬
‎-是

691
00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:14,958
‎先不論我對你爸的承諾，願他安息

692
00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:16,958
‎你們都可以依靠我

693
00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:20,958
‎任何事都可以找我，懂嗎？

694
00:35:21,041 --> 00:35:24,375
‎-好，謝謝
‎-等等，急什麼？

695
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:27,833
‎我知道時代不一樣了

696
00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:30,875
‎現在是咖啡俱樂部的時代

697
00:35:31,458 --> 00:35:34,541
‎我有東西要給你

698
00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:38,541
‎我知道手機上什麼都有
‎但看看這個吧

699
00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:42,458
‎打手槍還是傳統方法最讚

700
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:46,208
‎如果你想探索女性身體…

701
00:35:46,291 --> 00:35:49,666
‎-不用了，收起來吧
‎-別以為我落伍了

702
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:53,541
‎我也幫你買了最新的性愛工具

703
00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:55,958
‎-飛機杯
‎-不用了，收起來

704
00:35:56,041 --> 00:35:58,208
‎別激動，你摸摸看…

705
00:35:58,291 --> 00:35:59,125
‎不要！

706
00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:00,916
‎別怕，不會咬人啦

707
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,125
‎-好怪
‎-它會說話喔

708
00:36:02,625 --> 00:36:04,791
‎“我想跟你打炮”

709
00:36:04,875 --> 00:36:05,875
‎別鬧了

710
00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:06,791
‎快點啦

711
00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:09,041
‎觸感很好，摸摸看

712
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,541
‎感覺就像…

713
00:36:10,625 --> 00:36:12,375
‎-有沒有？
‎-真的耶

714
00:36:12,458 --> 00:36:16,250
‎-還不要太興奮喔
‎-好了，收起來吧

715
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:17,541
‎好，最後一件事

716
00:36:18,041 --> 00:36:19,541
‎聽清楚，這很重要

717
00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:23,375
‎-千萬別讓她抱你
‎-什麼？

718
00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:24,500
‎為什麼？

719
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:25,833
‎聽好了，伽馬

720
00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:29,333
‎唯一會惹毛我的事情

721
00:36:29,416 --> 00:36:32,958
‎會讓我不爽到說出：“我被惹毛了”

722
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:35,083
‎-就是給人建議
‎-對

723
00:36:35,666 --> 00:36:38,208
‎如果女生抱你

724
00:36:38,916 --> 00:36:39,833
‎就沒戲了

725
00:36:39,916 --> 00:36:41,416
‎擁抱怎麼了？

726
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:44,000
‎情侶無時無刻都在擁抱啊

727
00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:46,208
‎聽著，伽馬

728
00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:49,166
‎你愛怎麼幻想都無所謂

729
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:53,000
‎但只要女生抱你，一切就結束了

730
00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:55,083
‎怎麼樣都沒救

731
00:36:56,041 --> 00:36:58,375
‎你就只是普通朋友

732
00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:01,750
‎你沒看過我們的互動

733
00:37:01,833 --> 00:37:04,083
‎我和克勞蒂亞不只是朋友

734
00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:05,750
‎我們是友達以上

735
00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:25,666
‎純情男

736
00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,291
‎過度天真

737
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:30,375
‎以為能跟高攀不起的夢中情人

738
00:37:30,458 --> 00:37:32,875
‎有超出友誼的關係

739
00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:48,916
‎-全喝了吧
‎-對

740
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:54,708
‎-你還說我們不會受邀了
‎-是伽馬受邀

741
00:37:54,791 --> 00:37:56,833
‎真不懂為什麼不能帶安娜來

742
00:37:56,916 --> 00:37:59,000
‎我才不理其他女生

743
00:37:59,083 --> 00:38:00,291
‎她們也不會鳥你

744
00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:03,333
‎話說回來，這位前鋒準備要得分囉

745
00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:05,833
‎拜託你不要亂發情了

746
00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:07,125
‎就那次而已

747
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,125
‎-你呢，伽馬？
‎-什麼？

748
00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:12,416
‎你要跟誰去聖誕舞會？
‎你最近都和克勞蒂亞膩在一起

749
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:14,750
‎跟她啊，不然呢？

750
00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:18,833
‎-這傢伙
‎-伽馬，克勞蒂亞是你的什麼人？

751
00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:20,291
‎你朋友？

752
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:22,125
‎屁啦，我們不只是朋友

753
00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:24,166
‎好吧，你最好的朋友

754
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,750
‎-對，也不對，差不多吧
‎-不，兄弟

755
00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:28,708
‎這樣是最糟糕的

756
00:38:28,791 --> 00:38:31,541
‎就好像比賽結束那一刻踢了烏龍球

757
00:38:31,625 --> 00:38:34,416
‎就在決賽的最後一分鐘！

758
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:35,875
‎你不懂啦

759
00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:37,916
‎你真的覺得我們沒戲？

760
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,833
‎你又沒看過我們相處

761
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:44,500
‎我真的覺得沒戲

762
00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:46,583
‎是朋友才跟你說實話

763
00:38:48,083 --> 00:38:48,916
‎聽我說

764
00:38:49,625 --> 00:38:54,166
‎你應該找跟你契合的女生去聖誕舞會

765
00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:56,833
‎-要有共同點
‎-我和克勞蒂亞有很多共同點

766
00:38:56,916 --> 00:38:58,291
‎對，我相信

767
00:38:58,375 --> 00:38:59,500
‎可以舉例嗎？

768
00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:00,416
‎例如…

769
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000
‎比方說…

770
00:39:03,291 --> 00:39:06,375
‎你們兩個混蛋
‎我和克勞蒂亞一定會在一起

771
00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:07,291
‎等著瞧吧

772
00:39:13,125 --> 00:39:14,833
‎-嗨，伽馬
‎-嗨，伽馬

773
00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:16,458
‎-嗨
‎-要喝芒果酒嗎？

774
00:39:16,541 --> 00:39:17,750
‎不了，我不喜歡

775
00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:19,750
‎-你認真？
‎-真假？

776
00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:22,583
‎好吧，謝謝

777
00:39:22,666 --> 00:39:24,583
‎-乾杯
‎-對，乾杯

778
00:39:30,541 --> 00:39:31,375
‎乾杯

779
00:39:32,041 --> 00:39:33,125
‎這真的有芒果？

780
00:39:33,625 --> 00:39:36,166
‎克勞蒂亞是怎麼回事？
‎她喜歡賽巴斯嗎？

781
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,208
‎我不知道，失陪了

782
00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:41,458
‎可憐的純情男

783
00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:43,500
‎對，可憐的純情男

784
00:39:46,833 --> 00:39:48,875
‎-來，寶貝
‎-嗨，克勞蒂亞

785
00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:52,750
‎-不要啦
‎-喝酒

786
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,583
‎再來，乾了它

787
00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:58,666
‎-妳醉了，喝點水
‎-才沒有

788
00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:01,166
‎-我要借用他一下
‎-好

789
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,083
‎跟我來

790
00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:05,125
‎-我想問你一件事
‎-怎麼了？

791
00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:10,291
‎你跟克勞蒂亞熟嗎？我真的很喜歡她

792
00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:12,250
‎我問你

793
00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:15,416
‎她在阿卡普科有男友嗎？

794
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:16,416
‎你知道些什麼？

795
00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:20,041
‎你知不知道啦？

796
00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:21,625
‎對，我知道

797
00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:23,041
‎她…

798
00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:24,291
‎她是女同志

799
00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:26,166
‎女同志？

800
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:27,083
‎對

801
00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:29,041
‎什麼？才不是呢

802
00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:30,041
‎我沒騙你

803
00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:31,750
‎她是超級女同志

804
00:40:32,291 --> 00:40:33,791
‎你看

805
00:40:33,875 --> 00:40:34,708
‎超級女同志

806
00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:42,083
‎我還以為我們很來電

807
00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:44,166
‎-應該沒有
‎-好吧，謝了，狗

808
00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,291
‎不客氣

809
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:51,750
‎不好意思

810
00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:53,125
‎來

811
00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:54,208
‎怎麼了？

812
00:40:56,833 --> 00:40:58,541
‎寶貝，我醉到不行了

813
00:40:58,625 --> 00:41:00,666
‎賽巴斯說他想來我家

814
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,791
‎-什麼？
‎-我答應他了

815
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:04,875
‎妳什麼時候答應的？

816
00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:06,291
‎-剛才
‎-不

817
00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:09,041
‎很扯吧？好興奮喔

818
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:10,333
‎（選擇車型）

819
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:12,000
‎跟我來一下

820
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:13,416
‎-去哪裡？
‎-透透氣

821
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:16,166
‎-去哪？你在幹嘛？不要
‎-我們去透透氣

822
00:41:16,250 --> 00:41:18,166
‎來，跟我來

823
00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:22,833
‎天啊

824
00:41:24,416 --> 00:41:25,500
‎好，克勞蒂亞

825
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:27,458
‎妳安全了，我先走了

826
00:41:27,541 --> 00:41:28,583
‎等一下

827
00:41:29,791 --> 00:41:30,625
‎寶貝

828
00:41:32,041 --> 00:41:33,166
‎可以幫我個忙嗎？

829
00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:36,291
‎合身嗎？

830
00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:38,125
‎不太合

831
00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:40,541
‎好像有點小

832
00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:44,208
‎你不想跟我睡一張床也沒關係

833
00:41:44,291 --> 00:41:48,333
‎我去拿枕頭和床單給你

834
00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:56,166
‎我跟妳一起睡就好

835
00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:59,333
‎不用費心去拿枕頭和床單了

836
00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:02,541
‎謝謝，寶貝，你真貼心

837
00:42:03,291 --> 00:42:04,250
‎不瞞你說

838
00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:07,708
‎我爸媽老是丟我一個人
‎自己跑去阿卡普科看外公、外婆

839
00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:09,166
‎我真的超討厭這樣

840
00:42:09,916 --> 00:42:12,875
‎但我又不想錯過派對

841
00:42:12,958 --> 00:42:13,791
‎當然了

842
00:42:15,416 --> 00:42:17,750
‎我最喜歡這段了，來跳舞吧

843
00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:23,250
‎你是我的生命

844
00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:26,875
‎我會等你回到我身邊

845
00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:29,916
‎再給我一個吻

846
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,541
‎我只想要再一個吻

847
00:42:32,625 --> 00:42:35,250
‎如果你離開我

848
00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:36,791
‎我永遠不會忘記你

849
00:42:36,875 --> 00:42:37,875
‎過來

850
00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:39,666
‎寶貝

851
00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:41,500
‎親我

852
00:42:44,666 --> 00:42:45,583
‎沒用的廢物

853
00:42:46,083 --> 00:42:48,416
‎跟女生稍微有親密接觸

854
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:52,125
‎就會搞砸、錯失良機、手足無措

855
00:43:17,458 --> 00:43:18,291
‎嘿，Siri

856
00:43:18,375 --> 00:43:19,208
‎嗯哼

857
00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:21,333
‎要怎麼舌吻？

858
00:43:21,416 --> 00:43:24,916
‎舌吻時，請確保口氣清新

859
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,333
‎接著頭部微傾、閉上眼睛
‎伸出舌頭…

860
00:43:28,416 --> 00:43:29,250
‎寶貝！

861
00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:30,791
‎我受創了

862
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:32,000
‎為什麼？怎麼了？

863
00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:34,750
‎賽巴斯音訊全無

864
00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:37,583
‎沒有讚、沒有訊息，也沒有留言

865
00:43:37,666 --> 00:43:40,791
‎我不懂，昨晚明明氣氛超好

866
00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:42,166
‎他還說要送我回家

867
00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:44,333
‎結果卻是你

868
00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:47,458
‎妳昨晚喝掛了

869
00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:50,833
‎不記得了嗎？妳說妳想回家

870
00:43:51,791 --> 00:43:55,541
‎我怕妳寂寞，所以才送妳回來的

871
00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:57,125
‎真的不記得了？

872
00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:02,041
‎克勞蒂亞，跟妳說一個祕密

873
00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:04,708
‎賽巴斯配不上妳

874
00:44:05,208 --> 00:44:06,750
‎他是個爛人

875
00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:08,416
‎妳應該找個更…

876
00:44:10,958 --> 00:44:11,791
‎更…

877
00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:13,625
‎不一樣的人

878
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:16,916
‎-妳懂嗎？
‎-寶貝

879
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:17,875
‎我愛你

880
00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:22,083
‎千萬別讓她抱你

881
00:44:23,666 --> 00:44:26,250
‎幹嘛把人家推開？怎麼了？

882
00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:28,291
‎過來

883
00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:31,083
‎抱我

884
00:44:32,958 --> 00:44:33,791
‎“朋友”

885
00:44:34,958 --> 00:44:36,333
‎可以跟你說一件事嗎？

886
00:44:38,708 --> 00:44:39,958
‎你是我最好的朋友

887
00:44:45,541 --> 00:44:47,958
‎我的媽啊

888
00:44:48,041 --> 00:44:51,000
‎這一定會超好吃

889
00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:54,250
‎妳以前不擺餐巾紙的

890
00:44:54,333 --> 00:44:56,083
‎所以呢？很漂亮啊

891
00:44:56,625 --> 00:44:57,458
‎好

892
00:44:59,375 --> 00:45:00,583
‎你到底怎麼回事？

893
00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:02,291
‎你不幫我擺餐桌

894
00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:04,958
‎也不准我看你叔叔推薦的節目

895
00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:06,958
‎我想跟妳討論叔叔的事

896
00:45:07,041 --> 00:45:09,833
‎你要說他租了隔壁公寓？

897
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:10,958
‎什麼？

898
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:14,000
‎他在城裡有生意
‎不想一直占用你的房間

899
00:45:14,083 --> 00:45:16,250
‎對，他住好久了

900
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:17,625
‎但不是這個

901
00:45:18,125 --> 00:45:19,541
‎算有點關聯啦

902
00:45:20,333 --> 00:45:21,166
‎媽

903
00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:23,625
‎海米叔叔是妳的什麼人？

904
00:45:23,708 --> 00:45:24,625
‎什麼？

905
00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:27,875
‎如果他喜歡妳，妳會怎樣？

906
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:29,291
‎別胡說八道了

907
00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:30,625
‎他就像我哥一樣

908
00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:32,958
‎如果他想要更進一步呢？

909
00:45:33,666 --> 00:45:34,666
‎比方說…

910
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,833
‎交往

911
00:45:36,916 --> 00:45:38,708
‎交往？你瘋了嗎？

912
00:45:38,791 --> 00:45:42,375
‎想想看嘛，怎樣妳才會改變心意？

913
00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:44,166
‎怎樣都不可能

914
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:45,916
‎不可能？

915
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,791
‎問這些幹嘛？到底怎麼了？

916
00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:51,000
‎我最近跟一個女生走很近

917
00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:52,666
‎克勞蒂亞嗎？

918
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,166
‎快說給我聽

919
00:45:54,250 --> 00:45:55,583
‎她是我的夢中情人

920
00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:58,541
‎妳應該見見她，她超棒的

921
00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:00,125
‎-她很多優點？
‎-超級多

922
00:46:00,208 --> 00:46:01,583
‎她來自阿卡普科

923
00:46:01,666 --> 00:46:03,125
‎膚色健康

924
00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:04,333
‎口音簡直天籟

925
00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:07,250
‎她會瑜珈和鋼管舞

926
00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:10,833
‎對，鋼管舞，妳一定要看看她的旋轉

927
00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:12,791
‎鋼管舞？

928
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:14,750
‎好

929
00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:19,125
‎我以為你喜歡艾莉這種的

930
00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:21,208
‎跟你一樣喜歡音樂的女生

931
00:46:21,291 --> 00:46:24,333
‎-但艾莉就像我堂妹
‎-她又不是

932
00:46:24,416 --> 00:46:28,291
‎小時候叫“嬸嬸”、“叔叔”比較親近嘛

933
00:46:28,375 --> 00:46:29,666
‎你們不是親戚啦

934
00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:31,791
‎我就知道

935
00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:34,750
‎但這不是重點

936
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:36,458
‎我知道克勞蒂亞想跟我在一起

937
00:46:36,541 --> 00:46:38,458
‎-她偶爾會有點怪怪…
‎-錯！

938
00:46:38,541 --> 00:46:39,375
‎你說什麼？

939
00:46:40,458 --> 00:46:42,666
‎-不對，親愛的
‎-什麼狀況？快說啊

940
00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:44,125
‎-怎麼回事？
‎-怎麼了？

941
00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:45,791
‎-發生什麼大事？
‎-親愛的

942
00:46:45,875 --> 00:46:47,291
‎伽馬，她把你當狗

943
00:46:47,375 --> 00:46:48,541
‎對，“哥”

944
00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:50,333
‎賽巴斯也叫我“哥”

945
00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:52,583
‎天啊，不對，伽馬

946
00:46:52,666 --> 00:46:54,083
‎不是哥

947
00:46:54,166 --> 00:46:55,833
‎是狗，罵你奴才啦

948
00:46:55,916 --> 00:46:57,500
‎你是克勞蒂亞的狗奴才

949
00:47:00,791 --> 00:47:01,916
‎“狗”

950
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:05,333
‎正妹身邊的狗奴才

951
00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:11,375
‎狗奴才絕不可能
‎跟夢中情人發生性關係

952
00:47:14,541 --> 00:47:16,250
‎這就是所謂的“狗”

953
00:47:18,666 --> 00:47:19,875
‎兒子，伽馬

954
00:47:19,958 --> 00:47:20,958
‎讓他靜一靜

955
00:47:21,041 --> 00:47:23,958
‎-妳幹嘛說那些？
‎-實話實說啊

956
00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:26,958
‎難道妳希望他繼續迷戀對方？
‎可憐的小傢伙

957
00:47:27,041 --> 00:47:30,166
‎妳不要再怪腔怪調的了！

958
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:32,666
‎狗

959
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,791
‎妳夢見誰？

960
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:56,166
‎（《我夢見你是我的》）

961
00:47:57,791 --> 00:47:58,625
‎什麼？

962
00:47:58,708 --> 00:47:59,875
‎妳夢見誰了？

963
00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:02,708
‎沒人

964
00:48:04,666 --> 00:48:05,708
‎聖誕舞會快到了

965
00:48:06,416 --> 00:48:08,458
‎妳有舞伴嗎？應該有吧？

966
00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:10,208
‎你真的在乎？

967
00:48:10,916 --> 00:48:12,083
‎當然啊，為何不？

968
00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:14,958
‎你上次放我鴿子

969
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,916
‎現在又關心我跟誰去了？

970
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,250
‎對不起，我很想去找妳，只是…

971
00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:21,250
‎無所謂

972
00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:23,416
‎不，有所謂

973
00:48:23,916 --> 00:48:25,000
‎我想跟妳一起報名

974
00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:27,375
‎選拔已經結束了

975
00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:28,291
‎該死

976
00:48:29,041 --> 00:48:30,000
‎真的假的？

977
00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:32,750
‎對不起

978
00:48:32,833 --> 00:48:33,791
‎我真是白痴

979
00:48:35,541 --> 00:48:37,000
‎最近的我是個白痴

980
00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:38,458
‎對不起，艾莉

981
00:48:41,416 --> 00:48:42,250
‎伽馬

982
00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:44,250
‎不用放在心上

983
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:45,833
‎真的

984
00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:47,958
‎為什麼？

985
00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:49,583
‎我那麼差勁

986
00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:51,333
‎事情都過去了

987
00:48:53,916 --> 00:48:55,708
‎（《愛是一條狗》）

988
00:48:57,208 --> 00:48:59,291
‎怎麼？你沒看過《愛是一條狗》？

989
00:48:59,958 --> 00:49:02,875
‎不會吧，這是我最喜歡的電影

990
00:49:02,958 --> 00:49:05,958
‎你真的該多學習了

991
00:49:06,041 --> 00:49:06,875
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

992
00:49:06,958 --> 00:49:08,125
‎學什麼？

993
00:49:08,208 --> 00:49:09,125
‎電影

994
00:49:13,625 --> 00:49:15,708
‎克勞蒂亞，我想問妳一件事

995
00:49:16,291 --> 00:49:18,416
‎-你還好嗎，寶貝？
‎-不好

996
00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:22,083
‎我不是笨蛋
‎我知道他們為什麼那樣叫我了

997
00:49:23,166 --> 00:49:25,333
‎我想知道妳是不是也覺得…

998
00:49:25,416 --> 00:49:26,250
‎對，我也覺得

999
00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:28,750
‎-妳覺得我…
‎-對

1000
00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:31,250
‎我覺得我們可以一起去聖誕舞會

1001
00:49:32,291 --> 00:49:33,583
‎我仔細考慮過了

1002
00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:36,791
‎我本來很想跟賽巴斯一起去
‎但他不理我

1003
00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:39,375
‎所以我們最好一起去

1004
00:49:39,458 --> 00:49:41,208
‎因為我無論如何都要去

1005
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:43,916
‎聖誕舞會？妳和我？

1006
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,958
‎對啊，寶貝，你沒在聽嗎？

1007
00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:48,041
‎妳和我？

1008
00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:50,958
‎（坎昆）

1009
00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:55,375
‎我買坎昆的機票了

1010
00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:57,875
‎-你還說不可能咧，王八蛋
‎-什麼？

1011
00:49:57,958 --> 00:50:02,583
‎本大爺要跟克勞蒂亞嘉莉娜
‎一起去聖誕舞會了

1012
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:04,000
‎最好是

1013
00:50:05,041 --> 00:50:05,875
‎你幹嘛啦？

1014
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,583
‎我跟你發誓

1015
00:50:08,666 --> 00:50:10,583
‎還記得你之前說的嗎？

1016
00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:13,125
‎-什麼？
‎-你說我配不上艾莉

1017
00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:14,916
‎艾莉怎麼了？

1018
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:17,458
‎沒有啦，不關她的事

1019
00:50:17,541 --> 00:50:20,625
‎我在跟雨果說
‎我要跟克勞蒂亞去聖誕舞會

1020
00:50:20,708 --> 00:50:22,416
‎恭喜囉

1021
00:50:23,125 --> 00:50:25,791
‎艾莉要和托諾布拉沃一起去
‎跟你說一聲囉

1022
00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:28,541
‎我要去找一下歷史老師

1023
00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:30,083
‎好，北鼻

1024
00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:31,041
‎北鼻

1025
00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:32,916
‎那就待會見囉

1026
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:38,333
‎“北鼻”？

1027
00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:40,500
‎-幹嘛？
‎-等一下

1028
00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:42,333
‎艾莉要和托諾布拉沃去？

1029
00:50:42,875 --> 00:50:44,708
‎-表情符號臉？
‎-對

1030
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:46,750
‎很合理啊

1031
00:50:46,833 --> 00:50:48,833
‎-他們贏了DJ選拔
‎-對

1032
00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:50,791
‎表情符號臉要播他的爛音樂？

1033
00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:52,708
‎別這麼生氣嘛

1034
00:50:52,791 --> 00:50:54,875
‎我沒有生氣，你在說什麼？

1035
00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:57,958
‎我才不在乎什麼DJ
‎也不在乎艾莉跟誰去

1036
00:51:07,583 --> 00:51:08,583
‎愛你喔！

1037
00:51:11,791 --> 00:51:12,625
‎簡直是歷史奇蹟

1038
00:51:12,708 --> 00:51:14,416
‎史上最優渣男

1039
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:16,416
‎史上最優渣男

1040
00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:19,458
‎他可以讓妳比強烈颱風還多水

1041
00:51:20,166 --> 00:51:21,958
‎愛麗莎，妳怎麼知道？

1042
00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:24,458
‎不過妳真的很幸運耶

1043
00:51:24,541 --> 00:51:26,541
‎-賽巴斯問妳了嗎？
‎-問我什麼？

1044
00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:28,791
‎聖誕舞會啊

1045
00:51:28,875 --> 00:51:30,583
‎對，聖誕舞會

1046
00:51:30,666 --> 00:51:31,666
‎他要約我？

1047
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:33,958
‎不會吧，真的假的？

1048
00:51:34,041 --> 00:51:36,250
‎我以為他不會約我

1049
00:51:36,333 --> 00:51:38,750
‎所以我找伽馬了

1050
00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:39,916
‎搞屁啊？

1051
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,958
‎不行，聽好了，這很嚴重，愛麗莎

1052
00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:44,166
‎不可以

1053
00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:47,000
‎妳的舞伴就是妳的伴侶

1054
00:51:47,583 --> 00:51:49,250
‎是妳親熱、上床的對象

1055
00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:50,166
‎說重點

1056
00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:54,291
‎絕對不能跟妳的狗去狂歡派對

1057
00:51:54,375 --> 00:51:55,208
‎絕對不行

1058
00:51:55,291 --> 00:51:56,291
‎我的什麼？

1059
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,000
‎不會吧，妳不知道？

1060
00:51:58,500 --> 00:51:59,333
‎妳的狗

1061
00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:00,333
‎狗奴才

1062
00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:02,333
‎妳的僕人、寵物狗

1063
00:52:02,416 --> 00:52:03,250
‎寵物狗

1064
00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:05,958
‎沒聽過嗎？
‎“把他們當狗，他們就會忠心耿耿”

1065
00:52:06,458 --> 00:52:08,333
‎伽馬就是妳的狗

1066
00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:11,791
‎所有的風雲人物

1067
00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:12,708
‎像是我

1068
00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:14,875
‎像是我們

1069
00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:16,833
‎我們都有自己的狗

1070
00:52:16,916 --> 00:52:18,166
‎我的是曼尼，看好了

1071
00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:19,583
‎曼尼

1072
00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:30,875
‎完美，妳簡直就是女王

1073
00:52:30,958 --> 00:52:31,791
‎我知道

1074
00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:36,416
‎曼尼負責我的造型，他很厲害

1075
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:39,208
‎別說出去，要是他出名了
‎就不會做我的狗了

1076
00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:41,416
‎我的是費爾

1077
00:52:42,250 --> 00:52:43,083
‎費爾！

1078
00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:47,041
‎費爾！

1079
00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:48,541
‎沒事啦

1080
00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:50,583
‎多做伏地挺身，好嗎？

1081
00:52:50,666 --> 00:52:51,500
‎別這樣

1082
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:54,416
‎他們雖然是狗，但他們也有好處

1083
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:58,416
‎愛麗莎幫費爾減肥
‎我則是曼尼的靈感來源

1084
00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:00,833
‎懂了嗎？
‎伽馬是妳的狗，不是妳的男人

1085
00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:03,791
‎要妳的東西嗎？

1086
00:53:05,666 --> 00:53:06,500
‎好

1087
00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:07,625
‎放學後見

1088
00:53:11,708 --> 00:53:12,541
‎不客氣

1089
00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:15,625
‎我們什麼時候來賽車？
‎還是你媽不准？

1090
00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:19,833
‎-明天見
‎-好

1091
00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:25,333
‎嚇死我了，克勞蒂亞

1092
00:53:26,041 --> 00:53:27,208
‎妳怎麼在這？

1093
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:29,666
‎妳怎麼進來的？

1094
00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:31,291
‎我自有辦法

1095
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,375
‎我還會這一招

1096
00:53:37,333 --> 00:53:38,166
‎抱歉

1097
00:53:39,208 --> 00:53:41,416
‎我糊塗了，伽馬告訴我…

1098
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:43,750
‎我不在乎我的狗說了什麼

1099
00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:45,000
‎我現在就想要你

1100
00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:48,500
‎我也是

1101
00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:49,708
‎去我家吧

1102
00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:51,708
‎好

1103
00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:56,708
‎進入語音信箱…

1104
00:53:59,208 --> 00:54:00,041
‎警衛先生

1105
00:54:00,125 --> 00:54:02,958
‎你真的沒看見
‎克勞蒂亞跟誰一起離開嗎？

1106
00:54:03,041 --> 00:54:04,291
‎拜託回想一下

1107
00:54:05,083 --> 00:54:05,916
‎小子

1108
00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:09,583
‎如果我再說一次“沒看見”

1109
00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:14,000
‎你是不是就願意讓我關學校大門了？

1110
00:54:22,875 --> 00:54:23,708
‎妳聽好了

1111
00:54:23,791 --> 00:54:26,708
‎每個週末都是這樣！

1112
00:54:26,791 --> 00:54:28,250
‎我早就警告過你

1113
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:31,208
‎你早知道搬來我就得常回去

1114
00:55:10,666 --> 00:55:13,541
‎我們很擔心你，剩你一個人還是處男

1115
00:55:13,625 --> 00:55:14,958
‎你需要多接觸

1116
00:55:15,833 --> 00:55:17,333
‎實驗

1117
00:55:17,416 --> 00:55:20,250
‎也期許大家把這種精神應用在人生

1118
00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:21,666
‎靠

1119
00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:22,583
‎喬麗塔老師？

1120
00:55:48,916 --> 00:55:50,208
‎乖女兒！

1121
00:55:51,375 --> 00:55:53,291
‎妳在房間嗎？

1122
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:55,166
‎對

1123
00:55:55,250 --> 00:55:56,333
‎我來了，媽

1124
00:55:56,416 --> 00:55:58,500
‎不用，我上去

1125
00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:22,166
‎大功告成

1126
00:56:22,250 --> 00:56:25,041
‎海米，沒有你，我該怎麼辦？

1127
00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:27,500
‎妳可以在任何地方看電視了

1128
00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:30,708
‎沙發、廚房、餐桌

1129
00:56:30,791 --> 00:56:31,833
‎哪裡都行

1130
00:56:31,916 --> 00:56:33,875
‎趁熱來喝咖啡吧

1131
00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:36,166
‎對，我還記得

1132
00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:41,000
‎最棒的解酒良方
‎就是克勞蒂亞的香料咖啡

1133
00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:42,583
‎沒有人比得上妳

1134
00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:45,875
‎好喝的咖啡秘訣在於愛

1135
00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:52,583
‎-我…
‎-要開始了

1136
00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:54,333
‎越來越精彩了

1137
00:56:55,458 --> 00:56:56,291
‎是啊

1138
00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:59,333
‎我知道妳只把我當朋友

1139
00:57:00,041 --> 00:57:01,041
‎其實這些年來

1140
00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:04,708
‎我一直偷偷愛著妳

1141
00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:08,833
‎奧斯卡，我的確一直很欣賞你

1142
00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:11,291
‎但我們不能在一起

1143
00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:13,875
‎我明白，但我們沒時間能浪費了

1144
00:57:13,958 --> 00:57:15,083
‎真不公平

1145
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:16,666
‎-因為我愛妳
‎-海米…

1146
00:57:16,750 --> 00:57:17,583
‎葛洛莉亞

1147
00:57:18,458 --> 00:57:19,416
‎我和奧斯卡一樣

1148
00:57:20,125 --> 00:57:21,666
‎我也有話要…

1149
00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:23,583
‎何塞馬利亞

1150
00:57:24,541 --> 00:57:25,500
‎你被搶了？

1151
00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:26,958
‎要是那樣就好了

1152
00:57:27,458 --> 00:57:29,208
‎沒關係，交給我吧

1153
00:57:31,666 --> 00:57:32,500
‎伽馬！

1154
00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:36,666
‎搞什麼？到底發生什麼事？

1155
00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:38,250
‎克勞蒂亞跟別的男生在一起

1156
00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:41,083
‎好極了，這就合理了

1157
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:44,750
‎難怪你像喪家犬一樣

1158
00:57:44,833 --> 00:57:47,458
‎克勞蒂亞不要我，她選了別人

1159
00:57:47,541 --> 00:57:49,500
‎一個風雲人物

1160
00:57:50,875 --> 00:57:52,750
‎來，坐下

1161
00:57:55,708 --> 00:57:59,541
‎克勞蒂亞有結交其他朋友的權利啊

1162
00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:02,083
‎他們不是朋友

1163
00:58:02,166 --> 00:58:03,583
‎那不是朋友會做的事

1164
00:58:03,666 --> 00:58:06,125
‎好吧，這下我懂了

1165
00:58:06,708 --> 00:58:08,708
‎聽著，伽馬

1166
00:58:08,791 --> 00:58:10,833
‎女人喜歡把男人做比較

1167
00:58:10,916 --> 00:58:13,291
‎找出自己最喜歡的那一個

1168
00:58:13,375 --> 00:58:15,250
‎她一定會選你的

1169
00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:17,750
‎她不是你的舞伴嗎？

1170
00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:22,333
‎她打來了

1171
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,166
‎快接電話

1172
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:26,083
‎好好哄她

1173
00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:27,791
‎加油，你行的

1174
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:29,416
‎這才是我的好小子

1175
00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:35,375
‎寶貝，你的衣服怎麼在我房間？

1176
00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:38,458
‎什麼？我不知道妳在說什麼

1177
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:42,666
‎寶貝，你每件衣服都有繡名字

1178
00:58:43,625 --> 00:58:45,083
‎算了，無所謂

1179
00:58:45,166 --> 00:58:47,125
‎我們是最好的朋友吧？

1180
00:58:47,208 --> 00:58:49,208
‎我要跟你坦白一件事

1181
00:58:49,291 --> 00:58:53,666
‎其實我一直都想跟賽巴斯去聖誕舞會

1182
00:58:53,750 --> 00:58:54,833
‎他終於約我了

1183
00:58:56,666 --> 00:58:57,583
‎抱歉

1184
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,708
‎寶貝？

1185
00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:07,125
‎不要緊

1186
00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:09,166
‎真的沒關係

1187
00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:12,083
‎我一定會幫你找個伴的

1188
00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:16,166
‎不用啦，其實我本來想約別人的

1189
00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:17,750
‎真的假的？

1190
00:59:18,541 --> 00:59:19,500
‎約誰？

1191
00:59:19,583 --> 00:59:20,666
‎對

1192
00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:21,791
‎艾莉

1193
00:59:22,541 --> 00:59:23,916
‎妳還記得她嗎？

1194
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,625
‎當然，那正妹超迷戀你的

1195
00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:28,208
‎艾莉才沒有迷戀我

1196
00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:31,833
‎那個喜歡音樂的女生吧？
‎她明顯喜歡你啊

1197
00:59:31,916 --> 00:59:33,416
‎你以為我沒發現嗎？

1198
00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:37,166
‎我得走了，寶貝，再見

1199
00:59:54,875 --> 01:00:00,833
‎（魯本，艾莉真的要跟表情符號臉
‎去聖誕舞會嗎？）

1200
01:00:19,958 --> 01:00:22,125
‎我去買點吃的，妳要什麼嗎？

1201
01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:23,875
‎不用了，謝謝

1202
01:00:23,958 --> 01:00:24,791
‎我馬上回來

1203
01:00:34,541 --> 01:00:35,583
‎酷耶

1204
01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:38,041
‎嗨

1205
01:00:41,375 --> 01:00:42,291
‎這裡太帥了

1206
01:00:43,291 --> 01:00:44,125
‎對吧？

1207
01:00:46,666 --> 01:00:47,791
‎恭喜妳

1208
01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:51,625
‎也恭喜托諾布拉沃

1209
01:00:53,541 --> 01:00:55,750
‎話說我認識的某人…

1210
01:00:55,833 --> 01:00:56,875
‎別說了

1211
01:00:57,708 --> 01:00:59,083
‎你們1月開始嗎？

1212
01:00:59,166 --> 01:01:01,375
‎對，目前還在準備

1213
01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:02,291
‎了解

1214
01:01:02,875 --> 01:01:05,916
‎聽說妳拒絕了好幾個男生

1215
01:01:06,791 --> 01:01:08,375
‎妳不去聖誕舞會嗎？

1216
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,458
‎我對聖誕舞會沒興趣

1217
01:01:13,041 --> 01:01:14,458
‎如果好巧不巧

1218
01:01:15,458 --> 01:01:16,833
‎因為某個偶然的機會

1219
01:01:18,875 --> 01:01:19,750
‎我們可以一起去

1220
01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:21,333
‎妳和我

1221
01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:23,250
‎這樣妳還是沒興趣嗎？

1222
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:25,166
‎你不是要跟克勞蒂亞去？

1223
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:27,083
‎克勞蒂亞？沒有啦！

1224
01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:28,000
‎不可能

1225
01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:29,833
‎我是這麼聽說的

1226
01:01:30,583 --> 01:01:31,583
‎這就怪了

1227
01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:33,791
‎我想都沒想過

1228
01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:37,583
‎所以

1229
01:01:37,666 --> 01:01:39,250
‎妳想當我的舞伴嗎？

1230
01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:58,166
‎臭小子！

1231
01:01:58,791 --> 01:02:00,625
‎瞧你帥的

1232
01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:04,125
‎這年頭的小鬼聖誕舞會都這麼正式

1233
01:02:04,208 --> 01:02:06,250
‎邀請函說要“晚宴風”

1234
01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:08,458
‎這是你爸的外套呢

1235
01:02:09,166 --> 01:02:11,375
‎你簡直跟你爸一個樣，我要落淚了

1236
01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:14,625
‎媽硬是塞給我，但我穿不好看

1237
01:02:14,708 --> 01:02:15,750
‎不會啊

1238
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:17,083
‎看起來很帥

1239
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:23,083
‎我相信它一定能幫你追到克勞蒂亞

1240
01:02:23,166 --> 01:02:24,750
‎我說過我不跟她去了

1241
01:02:24,833 --> 01:02:26,375
‎對，我知道

1242
01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:28,500
‎但你內心還沒放棄吧

1243
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,875
‎你應該要告訴她你的感受

1244
01:02:31,416 --> 01:02:32,666
‎好好把握時機

1245
01:02:32,750 --> 01:02:36,125
‎要是一切進展順利

1246
01:02:36,208 --> 01:02:38,916
‎你們兩個又慾火焚身

1247
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,083
‎我幫你準備了這個

1248
01:02:40,166 --> 01:02:41,666
‎（特大號）

1249
01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:45,208
‎你的尺寸，我看過你的巨蟒了

1250
01:02:45,291 --> 01:02:46,625
‎你都不敲門

1251
01:02:46,708 --> 01:02:48,625
‎當然，我崇尚自由

1252
01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:52,625
‎我還以為要被巨蟒咬死了
‎拜託關好啊

1253
01:02:53,375 --> 01:02:54,208
‎靠

1254
01:02:54,916 --> 01:02:55,833
‎我愛你，叔叔

1255
01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:58,083
‎我真的很愛你

1256
01:02:59,708 --> 01:03:00,541
‎該死

1257
01:03:02,541 --> 01:03:04,416
‎我也愛你，小子

1258
01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:05,875
‎我超愛你的

1259
01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:07,958
‎好了

1260
01:03:08,041 --> 01:03:10,666
‎再抱下去我就要哭出來了

1261
01:03:10,750 --> 01:03:11,916
‎-你會害我…
‎-叔叔

1262
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,125
‎嗨，臭小子

1263
01:03:13,750 --> 01:03:14,875
‎我們走吧

1264
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:16,916
‎-我走了
‎-玩得開心

1265
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,791
‎-謝謝你的小…大禮物
‎-保重

1266
01:03:19,875 --> 01:03:24,083
‎-快點，要遲到了
‎-天啊，你們都長大了

1267
01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:28,041
‎-我們會早點送他回來
‎-不用了，你留著吧，臭雨果

1268
01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:30,083
‎-乾杯
‎-叔叔再見

1269
01:03:30,166 --> 01:03:31,833
‎-出發
‎-別幹傻事啊

1270
01:03:32,916 --> 01:03:33,875
‎一點點傻就好

1271
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,250
‎-乾杯！
‎-乾杯！

1272
01:03:37,791 --> 01:03:40,083
‎就說會很讚吧

1273
01:03:40,625 --> 01:03:42,208
‎-快來
‎-對

1274
01:03:42,916 --> 01:03:43,833
‎快啊

1275
01:03:46,916 --> 01:03:49,458
‎-這是要給你們的
‎-不會吧

1276
01:03:49,541 --> 01:03:51,625
‎我媽說這能帶來好運

1277
01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:54,500
‎-超酷的喔
‎-今天一定會很讚

1278
01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,208
‎-謝了，兄弟
‎-謝謝

1279
01:03:59,708 --> 01:04:01,333
‎讚啦！

1280
01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:04,583
‎我愛你們

1281
01:04:05,416 --> 01:04:07,750
‎今晚一定超讚，我們都要打炮了

1282
01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:08,833
‎讚到爆

1283
01:04:08,916 --> 01:04:12,833
‎你終於接受
‎自己配不上克勞蒂亞的事實了？

1284
01:04:13,375 --> 01:04:16,250
‎老實說，我一直都是艾莉派

1285
01:04:16,333 --> 01:04:17,333
‎對，當然

1286
01:04:17,416 --> 01:04:18,583
‎伽馬就喜歡這樣

1287
01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:21,666
‎像瓊恩雪諾跟丹妮莉絲在船上那樣

1288
01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:22,708
‎對

1289
01:04:22,791 --> 01:04:24,583
‎跟堂妹愛愛

1290
01:04:24,666 --> 01:04:25,916
‎她不是我堂妹

1291
01:04:26,625 --> 01:04:27,875
‎不要亂說了喔

1292
01:04:28,875 --> 01:04:30,875
‎禮車錢交出來啦

1293
01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:32,041
‎現在？

1294
01:04:32,125 --> 01:04:34,083
‎-我們會還你啦
‎-現在

1295
01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,041
‎我之後再轉帳

1296
01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:37,291
‎-搞屁啊？
‎-又來？

1297
01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,541
‎我網路用完了

1298
01:04:39,583 --> 01:04:40,416
‎別吵了

1299
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:43,458
‎-敬人生最美好的夜晚
‎-讚啦

1300
01:04:43,541 --> 01:04:44,541
‎來吧，兄弟

1301
01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:46,041
‎乾杯

1302
01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:09,500
‎你要喝什麼？

1303
01:05:11,458 --> 01:05:13,166
‎伽馬？你要喝什麼？

1304
01:05:13,916 --> 01:05:14,750
‎啤酒

1305
01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:16,291
‎兩瓶啤酒

1306
01:05:22,166 --> 01:05:23,208
‎伽馬

1307
01:05:23,291 --> 01:05:25,375
‎我想給你看樣東西

1308
01:05:30,041 --> 01:05:30,875
‎這是什麼？

1309
01:05:31,791 --> 01:05:35,125
‎國中的時候，我和安娜在預測未來

1310
01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:38,291
‎我說我一定會跟你來聖誕舞會

1311
01:05:38,875 --> 01:05:40,375
‎我昨晚在抽屜找到的

1312
01:05:40,458 --> 01:05:41,291
‎很扯吧？

1313
01:05:41,791 --> 01:05:42,625
‎國中？

1314
01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:48,083
‎我很高興它實現了

1315
01:05:54,708 --> 01:05:55,916
‎-乾杯
‎-乾杯

1316
01:05:57,291 --> 01:06:01,208
‎歡迎來到期待已久的舞會
‎大家嗨不嗨？

1317
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,833
‎-來吧！
‎-喝

1318
01:06:06,916 --> 01:06:08,583
‎一、二、三

1319
01:06:08,666 --> 01:06:10,541
‎讚啦！

1320
01:06:33,708 --> 01:06:35,458
‎聽你在胡扯

1321
01:06:35,541 --> 01:06:36,458
‎女同志個頭啦

1322
01:06:41,500 --> 01:06:43,000
‎-怎麼了？
‎-沒事

1323
01:06:45,708 --> 01:06:47,083
‎-又要喝？
‎-對

1324
01:06:47,166 --> 01:06:48,083
‎好

1325
01:06:48,166 --> 01:06:49,333
‎要敬什麼？

1326
01:06:49,416 --> 01:06:51,625
‎只有妳能讓我這麼開心

1327
01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:52,958
‎我也是

1328
01:06:53,041 --> 01:06:54,041
‎-乾杯
‎-乾杯

1329
01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:10,750
‎《搖我》！

1330
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:13,666
‎真不敢相信！

1331
01:07:14,458 --> 01:07:17,333
‎-一定沒人知道這首歌
‎-絕對沒有

1332
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,000
‎除了你和我

1333
01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:21,083
‎妳和我

1334
01:07:54,375 --> 01:07:55,375
‎寶貝

1335
01:07:56,416 --> 01:07:57,500
‎怎麼了，克勞蒂亞？

1336
01:07:58,125 --> 01:08:00,125
‎抱歉，打擾你們了嗎？

1337
01:08:00,916 --> 01:08:01,916
‎對

1338
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,041
‎我真的需要跟你談談

1339
01:08:04,125 --> 01:08:05,333
‎我和艾莉在忙

1340
01:08:05,833 --> 01:08:06,666
‎我看得出來

1341
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:08,416
‎可是事情緊急

1342
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:09,333
‎拜託啦

1343
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:13,833
‎艾莉，可以借一下伽馬嗎？

1344
01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:16,458
‎決定權在伽馬，不在我

1345
01:08:19,708 --> 01:08:21,708
‎去吧，我也要去趟廁所

1346
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:23,583
‎謝了，艾莉

1347
01:08:25,625 --> 01:08:27,708
‎-跟我來，寶貝
‎-走吧

1348
01:08:38,291 --> 01:08:39,333
‎什麼事？

1349
01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:40,375
‎我也不知道

1350
01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:42,791
‎看到你和艾莉的樣子，我有點吃味

1351
01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:45,541
‎-害我想跟你在一起了
‎-什麼？

1352
01:08:46,041 --> 01:08:48,125
‎是妳拒絕我，我才找艾莉的

1353
01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:51,041
‎你這麼快就忘記我了嗎？

1354
01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:53,791
‎什麼？我唯一的心願就是…

1355
01:08:55,291 --> 01:08:56,625
‎跟妳交往

1356
01:08:59,916 --> 01:09:01,166
‎真的假的，寶貝？

1357
01:09:01,250 --> 01:09:02,541
‎你想跟我交往？

1358
01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:04,416
‎怎麼了？

1359
01:09:05,458 --> 01:09:07,291
‎你能想像我跟伽馬交往嗎？

1360
01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:09,708
‎別傻了

1361
01:09:09,791 --> 01:09:11,500
‎小聲點，想想罷了

1362
01:09:11,583 --> 01:09:12,416
‎交往耶

1363
01:09:14,416 --> 01:09:17,125
‎謝謝你照顧我女友，狗，我們走吧

1364
01:09:17,916 --> 01:09:19,041
‎他真的那麼說？

1365
01:09:22,250 --> 01:09:23,833
‎我只是你的備胎？

1366
01:09:23,916 --> 01:09:25,208
‎不是那樣的

1367
01:09:25,291 --> 01:09:27,000
‎-我太失望了
‎-艾莉

1368
01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:28,500
‎只有妳能讓我這麼開心

1369
01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,875
‎你剛才的話我都聽見了

1370
01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:34,625
‎-拜託相信我
‎-你是全世界最爛的人

1371
01:09:35,541 --> 01:09:36,500
‎我真是大白痴

1372
01:09:36,583 --> 01:09:39,291
‎-我和克勞蒂亞之間沒有什麼
‎-你別煩她

1373
01:09:41,458 --> 01:09:42,791
‎嗨，瓊恩雪諾

1374
01:09:44,041 --> 01:09:46,291
‎你聽說了嗎？等下來我家續攤喔

1375
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:48,833
‎你怎麼了？

1376
01:09:51,416 --> 01:09:52,750
‎不會吧

1377
01:09:54,750 --> 01:09:58,000
‎結果瞎忙一場，又只能打手槍了

1378
01:09:58,083 --> 01:10:01,250
‎我才不在乎上不上床，你這淫蟲

1379
01:10:01,333 --> 01:10:02,333
‎就那次而已！

1380
01:10:02,416 --> 01:10:04,083
‎我受夠你的爛笑話了

1381
01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:08,291
‎我受夠你老是自命不凡

1382
01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:09,833
‎自以為了不起

1383
01:10:10,916 --> 01:10:13,125
‎你就是太優柔寡斷才會兩頭空

1384
01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:14,583
‎給我聽著

1385
01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,750
‎你和魯本都去死吧

1386
01:10:22,916 --> 01:10:24,458
‎至少是跟朋友一起

1387
01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:27,166
‎人渣

1388
01:10:38,208 --> 01:10:40,541
‎然後我就喝掛了

1389
01:10:40,625 --> 01:10:42,458
‎讓音樂響起

1390
01:10:43,125 --> 01:10:47,500
‎直到傷口癒合

1391
01:10:48,083 --> 01:10:50,583
‎再給我更多龍舌蘭

1392
01:10:50,666 --> 01:10:53,041
‎我愛你，馬力歐B

1393
01:10:59,625 --> 01:11:01,166
‎幹嘛？

1394
01:11:01,666 --> 01:11:04,333
‎-瓶子給我，你醉了
‎-又怎樣？

1395
01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:07,416
‎對，就是這裡

1396
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:08,541
‎我們繼續吧

1397
01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:11,625
‎真是要命

1398
01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:13,375
‎瞧你這副德行

1399
01:11:13,458 --> 01:11:14,625
‎來，我扶你

1400
01:11:16,458 --> 01:11:17,583
‎真要命

1401
01:11:17,666 --> 01:11:20,000
‎我正準備去健身房

1402
01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:22,833
‎就聽到一聲巨響，原來是你啊

1403
01:11:22,916 --> 01:11:25,666
‎看看這些吻痕

1404
01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:27,458
‎舞會很順利？

1405
01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:29,083
‎對

1406
01:11:29,166 --> 01:11:31,500
‎這可是爸在1990年代的外套

1407
01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:33,875
‎帥呆了，超順利

1408
01:11:34,375 --> 01:11:35,666
‎聽著，小子

1409
01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:39,041
‎唯一會惹毛我的事情

1410
01:11:39,125 --> 01:11:42,041
‎會讓我不爽到說出：“我被惹毛了”

1411
01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:42,958
‎就是給人建議

1412
01:11:43,041 --> 01:11:45,208
‎既然這麼不爽，就別說了吧

1413
01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:48,166
‎別激動，你怎麼了？

1414
01:11:49,166 --> 01:11:51,250
‎有什麼心事都可以告訴叔叔

1415
01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:54,666
‎-叔叔就是你的依靠
‎-你不是我叔叔

1416
01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:56,500
‎就像艾莉不是我堂妹

1417
01:11:57,041 --> 01:11:59,875
‎你說你搬來是為了“生意”

1418
01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:02,916
‎我知道你真正的目的是什麼

1419
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,125
‎是跟我媽上床

1420
01:12:05,125 --> 01:12:06,125
‎你猜怎麼著？

1421
01:12:07,208 --> 01:12:08,625
‎我媽不要你

1422
01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:10,083
‎知道為什麼嗎？

1423
01:12:10,708 --> 01:12:12,250
‎因為你是她的狗

1424
01:12:12,791 --> 01:12:14,541
‎狗奴才

1425
01:12:15,041 --> 01:12:16,833
‎像我一樣的狗奴才

1426
01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:18,583
‎就跟我一樣

1427
01:12:19,750 --> 01:12:22,125
‎“把他們當狗，他們就會忠心耿耿”

1428
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:48,083
‎“親愛的克勞蒂亞，我要回家了

1429
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:50,833
‎我再也不會打擾你們

1430
01:12:50,916 --> 01:12:53,791
‎謝謝你們對我的好

1431
01:12:53,875 --> 01:12:55,500
‎我會永遠記在心裡

1432
01:12:56,708 --> 01:13:00,333
‎給我最愛的葛洛莉亞、貝歌娜和伽馬

1433
01:13:00,833 --> 01:13:01,666
‎海米

1434
01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:05,041
‎這封信跟車鑰匙擺在一起

1435
01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:05,958
‎他走了

1436
01:13:07,125 --> 01:13:08,125
‎你知道這件事嗎？

1437
01:13:08,208 --> 01:13:10,250
‎我怎麼打給他都人沒接

1438
01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:12,333
‎我不知道他是怎麼了

1439
01:13:12,416 --> 01:13:15,583
‎媽，妳正在以120分貝轟炸我
‎我的頭要爆了

1440
01:13:15,666 --> 01:13:18,583
‎那當然，誰叫你昨晚要喝個爛醉！

1441
01:13:19,166 --> 01:13:21,291
‎給我起床，你這懶豬！

1442
01:13:30,041 --> 01:13:30,958
‎幹

1443
01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:40,041
‎（海米叔叔，撥號中）

1444
01:13:41,666 --> 01:13:46,333
‎進入語音信箱<i>‎，</i>‎嘟聲後開始計費

1445
01:13:48,041 --> 01:13:50,458
‎（艾莉，撥號中）

1446
01:14:03,250 --> 01:14:06,041
‎（艾莉，我無可辯駁
‎我是全世界最爛的人）

1447
01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:08,041
‎（我配不上妳，對不起）

1448
01:14:15,125 --> 01:14:16,458
‎我真是大白痴

1449
01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:24,125
‎我這個大白痴

1450
01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:28,333
‎我是不是大喊“我愛你，馬力歐B”？

1451
01:14:39,875 --> 01:14:41,625
‎艾莉，我們可以談談嗎？

1452
01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:43,083
‎不行

1453
01:14:43,166 --> 01:14:45,041
‎五分鐘就好，拜託

1454
01:14:45,125 --> 01:14:47,791
‎妳聽我說，我真的搞砸了

1455
01:14:47,875 --> 01:14:50,125
‎伽馬！別煩我！

1456
01:15:01,125 --> 01:15:04,291
‎（大學申請表，第一志願：工程系）

1457
01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:12,708
‎謝謝

1458
01:15:13,541 --> 01:15:14,375
‎祝你好運

1459
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:19,833
‎嗨

1460
01:15:40,541 --> 01:15:41,625
‎天啊

1461
01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:44,333
‎來

1462
01:17:22,666 --> 01:17:23,958
‎媽！

1463
01:17:24,916 --> 01:17:26,333
‎媽

1464
01:17:26,916 --> 01:17:28,375
‎我們有緞帶嗎？

1465
01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:29,708
‎不知道

1466
01:17:30,958 --> 01:17:31,791
‎媽？

1467
01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:34,666
‎怎麼了？

1468
01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:35,583
‎發生什麼事？

1469
01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:37,666
‎我好想海米

1470
01:17:40,458 --> 01:17:41,291
‎我說出來了

1471
01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:44,166
‎對，我說出口了

1472
01:17:45,375 --> 01:17:46,208
‎媽

1473
01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:48,750
‎-關於海米叔叔…
‎-不

1474
01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:50,666
‎聽我說

1475
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,208
‎我們一直避而不談內心的感受

1476
01:17:57,541 --> 01:17:59,083
‎你這週就要畢業了

1477
01:18:00,416 --> 01:18:03,458
‎你爸一定會為你感到驕傲

1478
01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:05,875
‎我更加驕傲

1479
01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:11,666
‎我已經領悟到，感情要及時傳達

1480
01:18:11,750 --> 01:18:12,791
‎今天就要說出口

1481
01:18:13,541 --> 01:18:15,666
‎聽從你的心吧，親愛的

1482
01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:18,875
‎我真的好愛你

1483
01:18:21,541 --> 01:18:23,541
‎我愛你

1484
01:18:24,208 --> 01:18:25,083
‎我也愛妳

1485
01:18:28,875 --> 01:18:31,125
‎叔叔，我保證這是最後一封信了

1486
01:18:31,208 --> 01:18:33,041
‎我從來沒告訴你真相

1487
01:18:33,666 --> 01:18:35,791
‎對，我徹底搞砸了

1488
01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:38,583
‎我以為唱馬力歐鮑帝斯塔的歌
‎又一臉栽在保險套上

1489
01:18:38,666 --> 01:18:39,958
‎已經慘到谷底

1490
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,541
‎就是這樣

1491
01:18:50,625 --> 01:18:53,250
‎我把怒氣發洩在關心自己的人身上

1492
01:18:53,833 --> 01:18:54,666
‎很諷刺吧？

1493
01:18:55,708 --> 01:18:58,041
‎我無法想像沒有你的畢業典禮

1494
01:18:59,291 --> 01:19:00,750
‎我說過我很想你

1495
01:19:00,833 --> 01:19:03,125
‎其實，我們都很想你

1496
01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:05,250
‎我很愛你，叔叔

1497
01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:07,625
‎伽馬，好好先生

1498
01:19:07,708 --> 01:19:10,958
‎-可以幫個忙嗎？
‎-抱歉，我不是好好先生

1499
01:19:25,166 --> 01:19:26,541
‎-嗨
‎-妳來了

1500
01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:29,708
‎-有人留了這個給妳
‎-謝謝

1501
01:19:33,833 --> 01:19:37,666
‎（來自阿根廷、法國、日本
‎美國與墨西哥的搖滾合輯）

1502
01:19:56,416 --> 01:19:58,916
‎（漢密爾頓唱
‎“我夢見一千遍你是我的”）

1503
01:19:59,000 --> 01:19:59,916
‎（我夢見更多次）

1504
01:20:04,583 --> 01:20:05,416
‎我馬上回來

1505
01:20:13,833 --> 01:20:15,000
‎接好了

1506
01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:19,583
‎費瑞

1507
01:20:30,666 --> 01:20:31,500
‎曼尼

1508
01:20:32,666 --> 01:20:33,791
‎不用，曼尼

1509
01:20:35,041 --> 01:20:37,458
‎-我受夠這種事了
‎-拿來，該死的狗

1510
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,916
‎我不會再忍受這種事

1511
01:20:40,166 --> 01:20:41,583
‎這樣是不對的

1512
01:20:45,333 --> 01:20:46,250
‎這樣你們很得意？

1513
01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:48,541
‎你們還不夠嗎？

1514
01:20:50,458 --> 01:20:51,416
‎我完全得意不起來

1515
01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:56,208
‎我以為只要參加愚蠢的派對…

1516
01:20:58,375 --> 01:20:59,875
‎我以為只要跟正妹來往

1517
01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,166
‎人生就會不一樣

1518
01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:05,041
‎可是正好相反

1519
01:21:08,416 --> 01:21:10,083
‎我失去了最好的朋友

1520
01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:14,958
‎還失去了全世界最酷的女孩

1521
01:21:23,458 --> 01:21:24,458
‎曼尼

1522
01:21:26,083 --> 01:21:27,875
‎曼尼，你是個藝術家

1523
01:21:28,875 --> 01:21:29,875
‎看看漢娜吧

1524
01:21:32,291 --> 01:21:34,166
‎你一定會大有成就

1525
01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:36,750
‎還有你，費爾

1526
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:40,041
‎你是全校最聰明的學生

1527
01:21:41,166 --> 01:21:42,791
‎你的意見誰不想聽？

1528
01:21:43,833 --> 01:21:45,250
‎誰不想認識你？

1529
01:21:46,416 --> 01:21:47,583
‎誰不想跟你來往？

1530
01:21:51,375 --> 01:21:52,750
‎我們必須終止這種陋習

1531
01:21:54,958 --> 01:21:55,791
‎沒有人…

1532
01:21:56,541 --> 01:21:58,041
‎沒有人是誰的狗奴才

1533
01:21:58,708 --> 01:21:59,666
‎沒有人…

1534
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:02,166
‎沒有人是誰的狗

1535
01:22:05,291 --> 01:22:06,500
‎我們受夠了

1536
01:22:34,541 --> 01:22:35,916
‎說得好，兄弟

1537
01:22:36,708 --> 01:22:37,541
‎太棒了！

1538
01:22:38,041 --> 01:22:39,041
‎你說得對，伽馬

1539
01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:52,666
‎愛你啦

1540
01:22:54,250 --> 01:22:55,083
‎超愛你！

1541
01:22:57,166 --> 01:23:00,000
‎各位畢業生，請就坐

1542
01:23:00,083 --> 01:23:02,291
‎你們的家人即將進場

1543
01:23:03,458 --> 01:23:05,083
‎典禮就要開始

1544
01:23:07,791 --> 01:23:09,291
‎-妳是不是去…
‎-搭郵輪？

1545
01:23:09,375 --> 01:23:10,208
‎搭郵輪？

1546
01:23:11,583 --> 01:23:12,625
‎我絕對不要

1547
01:23:12,708 --> 01:23:15,416
‎想到要去鳥不生蛋的地方…

1548
01:23:22,541 --> 01:23:24,583
‎-伽馬
‎-什麼事？

1549
01:23:24,666 --> 01:23:26,291
‎我為了你跟賽巴斯分手了

1550
01:23:26,833 --> 01:23:28,416
‎反正我們也不合

1551
01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:31,333
‎我發誓你從來都不是我的狗

1552
01:23:31,416 --> 01:23:32,458
‎我發誓

1553
01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:34,000
‎我希望我們能在一起

1554
01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:35,541
‎什麼？

1555
01:23:35,625 --> 01:23:36,625
‎不了，克勞蒂亞

1556
01:23:36,708 --> 01:23:37,875
‎什麼意思？

1557
01:23:37,958 --> 01:23:39,375
‎這不是你的心願嗎？

1558
01:23:39,458 --> 01:23:40,416
‎對，可是…

1559
01:23:42,125 --> 01:23:42,958
‎不了

1560
01:23:43,833 --> 01:23:44,666
‎我拒絕

1561
01:23:46,083 --> 01:23:48,791
‎我以前不清楚自己想要什麼

1562
01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:50,666
‎現在我知道了

1563
01:23:51,666 --> 01:23:53,041
‎這都要感謝妳

1564
01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:57,041
‎我們還是可以當朋友

1565
01:23:57,916 --> 01:23:58,750
‎最好的朋友

1566
01:23:59,416 --> 01:24:00,416
‎好嗎？

1567
01:24:01,875 --> 01:24:03,250
‎嗨

1568
01:24:03,333 --> 01:24:04,166
‎嗨

1569
01:24:04,250 --> 01:24:06,416
‎-謝謝
‎-不好意思

1570
01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:08,750
‎-來吧，費爾
‎-嗨

1571
01:24:12,791 --> 01:24:13,833
‎謝謝

1572
01:24:15,166 --> 01:24:16,125
‎妳聽了嗎？

1573
01:24:22,541 --> 01:24:23,875
‎兄弟們，對不起

1574
01:24:24,708 --> 01:24:26,750
‎-我真的搞砸了
‎-不，伽馬

1575
01:24:28,166 --> 01:24:29,083
‎我不是稱職的朋友

1576
01:24:30,166 --> 01:24:31,000
‎對不起

1577
01:24:32,125 --> 01:24:33,666
‎你從來沒有失去我

1578
01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:35,041
‎我們是兄弟

1579
01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:36,291
‎我們是兄弟

1580
01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:37,375
‎真老套

1581
01:24:38,041 --> 01:24:38,958
‎抱歉，兄弟

1582
01:24:39,625 --> 01:24:41,083
‎-對不起
‎-別說了

1583
01:24:42,375 --> 01:24:43,458
‎我也愛你

1584
01:24:44,750 --> 01:24:45,875
‎我也是

1585
01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:50,458
‎讚啦！

1586
01:24:51,875 --> 01:24:53,375
‎準備上大學了嗎？

1587
01:24:53,458 --> 01:24:55,541
‎聽說大學女生超讚的

1588
01:24:55,625 --> 01:24:57,000
‎對，超讚

1589
01:24:57,083 --> 01:24:59,750
‎她們會把你這條淫蟲送進警局

1590
01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:02,750
‎-就那次而已，忘了吧
‎-希望我大學能轉運

1591
01:25:02,833 --> 01:25:03,666
‎一定會的

1592
01:25:04,208 --> 01:25:07,708
‎沒打到炮也無所謂，人生嘛

1593
01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:10,666
‎什麼？可是舞會的時候，你和…

1594
01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:13,000
‎-她逃跑了
‎-才不是

1595
01:25:13,083 --> 01:25:16,125
‎我們本來在我家要打炮了，結果…

1596
01:25:16,208 --> 01:25:17,125
‎怎樣啦？

1597
01:25:17,208 --> 01:25:20,458
‎我也不知道，感覺就是不對

1598
01:25:20,541 --> 01:25:22,208
‎當時我們都喝掛了

1599
01:25:22,291 --> 01:25:23,125
‎不錯喔

1600
01:25:23,625 --> 01:25:24,458
‎這樣很棒

1601
01:25:24,541 --> 01:25:25,958
‎我以你為榮，兄弟

1602
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:29,333
‎那兩個傢伙才是性愛動物呢

1603
01:25:29,416 --> 01:25:32,125
‎你和安娜是性愛動物？

1604
01:25:32,208 --> 01:25:34,416
‎-聽過獸控嗎？
‎-沒，那什麼？

1605
01:25:35,250 --> 01:25:36,416
‎典禮要開始了

1606
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:37,791
‎典禮開始

1607
01:25:38,291 --> 01:25:45,083
‎感謝各位前來參與
‎這個感動人心的日子

1608
01:25:45,166 --> 01:25:48,958
‎入學彷彿還是昨天的事

1609
01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:50,666
‎一轉眼就要道別了

1610
01:25:50,750 --> 01:25:53,875
‎再次感謝大家出席

1611
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:00,375
‎恭喜

1612
01:26:00,458 --> 01:26:01,541
‎謝謝

1613
01:26:01,625 --> 01:26:02,458
‎祝你好運

1614
01:26:03,291 --> 01:26:04,208
‎愛麗莎卡瑪戈

1615
01:26:05,666 --> 01:26:08,125
‎-愛麗莎
‎-謝謝老師

1616
01:26:08,958 --> 01:26:10,416
‎恭喜

1617
01:26:11,125 --> 01:26:13,041
‎何塞馬利亞塞萬提斯

1618
01:26:17,416 --> 01:26:19,083
‎-謝謝
‎-做得好，伽馬

1619
01:26:19,166 --> 01:26:20,166
‎謝謝校長

1620
01:26:20,708 --> 01:26:21,541
‎老師

1621
01:26:21,625 --> 01:26:22,458
‎伊凡杜蘭

1622
01:26:22,541 --> 01:26:23,500
‎做得好，小子

1623
01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:25,416
‎恭喜你！

1624
01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:27,958
‎-叔叔！
‎-做得好！

1625
01:26:30,416 --> 01:26:32,083
‎嘿，臭小子

1626
01:26:32,166 --> 01:26:33,208
‎叔叔！

1627
01:26:34,625 --> 01:26:35,791
‎塞巴斯蒂安艾奇維利亞

1628
01:26:38,791 --> 01:26:41,458
‎我叔叔來了，太扯了

1629
01:26:42,041 --> 01:26:43,083
‎我們來合照吧

1630
01:26:43,166 --> 01:26:44,166
‎好

1631
01:26:44,250 --> 01:26:45,625
‎快點

1632
01:26:45,708 --> 01:26:47,000
‎-準備好了嗎？
‎-好了

1633
01:26:47,083 --> 01:26:47,916
‎來吧

1634
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,125
‎伊曼紐伊巴拉

1635
01:26:50,291 --> 01:26:51,125
‎兄弟

1636
01:26:51,875 --> 01:26:54,958
‎跟我們一起去坎昆嘛
‎沒有你就不好玩了

1637
01:26:55,541 --> 01:26:57,875
‎什麼？你不去坎昆？

1638
01:26:59,041 --> 01:27:01,375
‎-我先去找我爸媽了
‎-好

1639
01:27:02,583 --> 01:27:05,083
‎我的積蓄都拿來買禮物了

1640
01:27:06,583 --> 01:27:07,875
‎謝謝你，伽馬

1641
01:27:07,958 --> 01:27:08,833
‎你送的黑膠唱片…

1642
01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:12,125
‎我等不及要聽了，國際先生

1643
01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:15,125
‎但我不能收你的海報

1644
01:27:15,208 --> 01:27:16,166
‎當然可以

1645
01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:17,791
‎我希望妳收下

1646
01:27:22,416 --> 01:27:23,250
‎艾莉

1647
01:27:25,458 --> 01:27:26,833
‎-在叫妳了，好
‎-我走了

1648
01:27:56,375 --> 01:27:57,250
‎叔叔

1649
01:27:58,375 --> 01:28:00,333
‎你這個臭小子

1650
01:28:01,916 --> 01:28:02,750
‎真是的

1651
01:28:03,916 --> 01:28:04,875
‎恭喜

1652
01:28:06,125 --> 01:28:07,666
‎我愛你，兒子

1653
01:28:08,833 --> 01:28:09,916
‎小子

1654
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:11,416
‎-給你的禮物
‎-這麼好

1655
01:28:12,416 --> 01:28:15,291
‎-這是什麼？
‎-這是我很樂意給你的建議

1656
01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:18,125
‎去慶祝吧，好好地慶祝！

1657
01:28:18,208 --> 01:28:21,416
‎一生能畢業幾次？

1658
01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:22,500
‎謝謝叔叔

1659
01:28:23,375 --> 01:28:24,208
‎你猜怎麼著？

1660
01:28:25,375 --> 01:28:26,833
‎我不讀工程系了

1661
01:28:26,916 --> 01:28:27,791
‎真的假的？

1662
01:28:28,291 --> 01:28:29,208
‎怎麼了？

1663
01:28:29,291 --> 01:28:30,458
‎我要去讀音樂

1664
01:28:30,958 --> 01:28:33,250
‎我又更驕傲了

1665
01:28:34,250 --> 01:28:36,250
‎你還穿著你爸的外套呢

1666
01:28:36,333 --> 01:28:39,625
‎我不知道你對它做了什麼
‎看起來更酷了

1667
01:28:39,708 --> 01:28:40,625
‎對

1668
01:28:40,708 --> 01:28:44,000
‎既然我已經在哭了，我就直說吧

1669
01:28:44,500 --> 01:28:46,458
‎我這次不是來拜訪的

1670
01:28:46,541 --> 01:28:48,750
‎我把我所有家當都帶來了

1671
01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:50,208
‎-家當？
‎-我的東西

1672
01:28:50,291 --> 01:28:51,708
‎我的行李

1673
01:28:51,791 --> 01:28:54,041
‎我的所有物，貝歌娜

1674
01:28:54,916 --> 01:28:55,750
‎太好了

1675
01:28:55,833 --> 01:28:58,708
‎我想待在你們身邊

1676
01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:00,291
‎直到永遠

1677
01:29:00,375 --> 01:29:01,458
‎我愛你們

1678
01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:04,750
‎真是一群愛哭鬼

1679
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,750
‎這就是你的幻想？

1680
01:30:43,583 --> 01:30:44,416
‎不好意思

1681
01:30:44,958 --> 01:30:46,916
‎一次限一人使用

1682
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:48,666
‎而且這是頭等艙廁所

1683
01:30:53,541 --> 01:30:54,625
‎趕快開門

1684
01:30:56,416 --> 01:30:57,333
‎-不要停
‎-真的？

1685
01:30:57,416 --> 01:30:58,500
‎-不要停
‎-好

1686
01:30:58,583 --> 01:30:59,541
‎快開門，老兄

1687
01:31:00,625 --> 01:31:01,458
‎妳快了嗎？

1688
01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:11,625
‎馬力歐B？

1689
01:31:13,208 --> 01:31:14,125
‎讚啦，兄弟

1690
01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:16,375
‎這才叫頭等艙嘛

1691
01:31:17,666 --> 01:31:18,666
‎哥

1692
01:31:18,750 --> 01:31:24,166
‎被女性視為上等品種的搶手貨

1693
01:31:24,250 --> 01:31:27,208
‎背景不詳，但根據傳聞

1694
01:31:27,291 --> 01:31:30,791
‎他過去也曾經是狗

1695
01:35:04,583 --> 01:35:09,583
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