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MIRONES, YEARS AGO
The players are on the field,
and everything is ready for the final match to begin!
Let's see who will take home the Neighborhood Cup.
Poroto has the ball. Culi goes for it.
Poroto breaks free.
Culi marks him. He's in front of the goal. He shoots.
It hits the top of the wall. Not a goal. We're going to a penalty shootout.
Lechuga shakes his head. Poroto squares up to the ball.
He runs up. A powerful shot.
Goal! Goal by Poroto!
Culi focuses.
Lechuga watches him.
Culi takes a step back. He shoots.
The ball is out… No, it's in! And goal!
Goal! The goalie looks disappointed.
Cachín is up.
A powerful, low shot from Cachín.
Goal!
What's this? The stands collapsed.
Now it's Chato's turn.
Lechuga pumps himself up with a battle cry.
We've come to expect exceptional shots from Chato.
Wait, what's this? What happened, Chato?
He fell down again!
The game ends in a big hug
because friendship really is the greatest thing in the world.
Let's go, Peru!
Next stop, the World Cup!
Hurry up, or they'll catch us! Run!
C'mon, Chato.
-I can't keep running. -Me neither.
I'm winded.
-Let's hide in my uncle Ramón's house! -Let's go!
-No way. I'm not going in there at night. -It's all dark.
Don't be scaredy-cats! Quick, they're gonna catch us!
-Stop! Police! -Freeze!
Run! Oh crap!
I'm freaking out.
Calm down. It's my uncle Ramón's house. Come on.
-You know this place? -Yeah.
-You sure? -Yep.
All right.
I'm scared.
-Is that your uncle Ramón? -Yeah.
Your uncle Ramón is crazy. I mean, why would he have a wolf as a pet?
Let's hide back here.
It smells like shit.
Then wash your ass, dummy.
This way.
-Hey, Lechuga. I'm scared. -Relax, Culi.
Hey, geniuses, I know you're hiding behind the TV.
-Oh God! A dead rat. -What?
-A dead rat? -Where? Hey!
-Oh shit! -Oh shit!
Poor thing.
Wolf.
Wolf!
-Run! -No!
-It must be a cat! -Hurry!
There's a wolf!
There it is!
NEW MESSAGE
FRIENDS CACHÍN HAS LEFT THE GROUP
Guys, we messed up big time last night. Cachín must be pissed.
Come to my place after work. It's important.
KINDLY CLOSE SLOWLY, PLEASE
Sir!
This is a no-parking zone! Get out of the vehicle.
Come on.
So, you don't want to get out?
This is Atenea, over.
Requesting backup to tow a motorcycle taxi.
Whoa! Hey!
-Street peddlers! -I didn't copy that, Atenea.
Good morning. How are you? May I speak to the owner of this line?
-Owner? -Yes.
-What owner? -Of this line.
-What line? -What do you mean, what line?
-The phone line. -Who?
For this phone number.
Who is the owner?
Of the device?
-No. -We don't have a phone.
Who is the owner…?
Who pays the phone bill? The phone bill.
For you to take advantage of this special offer, I'll need your name.
-Mike. -Mike.
-Last name? -Oxlong.
Oxlong.
Okay, Mike Oxlong.
I'll also need to verify your information--
Got you.
Dumbass.
Assholes.
"Mike Oxlong." What a shithead.
Octostr3ss, effective against hair loss and headaches.
Experience its scalp-stimulating benefits, and get thick, healthy hair.
Look. Just position it on your head, and…
prepare for pure relaxation.
It's so great. So act fast, folks. We have only a few units left.
INCOMING CALL
Hello?
Sorry for bothering you today, but we have a problem.
The new deadline for your loan payment was yesterday.
Yes, miss. Sorry about that.
The thing is, the merchandise arrived, and I've been busy taking care of that.
But don't worry. This product's gonna sell like hotcakes.
-I'll be able to pay you back-- -I'm afraid it's too late.
But I wanted to talk to you anyway. I've been waiting for you to call…
CACHÍN'S FRIENDS RUIN AWARD CEREMONY
Goddammit.
RESERVED FOR PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES
Excuse me, sir. You're not allowed to park there.
Could you move your car? Good morning, miss.
Sir, didn't you hear me?
Please do me a favor and move your vehicle.
Easy, darky. I'll only be a minute.
-What did you say? -"I'll only be a minute."
-No, before that. -"Easy."
-And between those things? -"Darky."
Darky, huh?
Excuse me, sir. Could you please move your vehicle?
Do you know who I am?
-No. Do you know who I am? -No.
So we're even.
-Please move your vehicle. -See, that's why you're a nobody.
Uppity darkie.
Excuse me.
Hold up. Just a second.
What did you just say to me?
Why don't you write it down so I don't have to repeat myself?
Because I don't have a pen. Where are you going?
You can't go inside. Don't touch me.
What? Don't act all macho with me.
What's this?
-Jeez. You give up so easily! -You're fired!
I'm fucking done.
Here. Have some more canchita, son.
-Thanks, Mom. -How did you like it, honey?
It's delicious.
Dad?
-What is this? -Chanfainita.
But what is it? Meat?
It's a cow's lung.
What? Really? You eat that?
Yeah. You're eating it right now.
Excuse me. Do you have hot sauce?
-Yeah. Here. -Thanks so much.
There you go.
Since when do you like hot sauce?
Like Uncle Cachín says, "Mind your own beeswax."
Oh, I see. And what else did your uncle Cachín teach you?
Every time he sees me, he asks,
"So, do you tickle your pickle?"
Cachín, that son of a gun.
The guy has no filter.
What does it mean?
It's just… What he means is…
He's asking if you're doing your homework.
-Hi, honey. Culi. -Hi, Mom.
-Hi, Pame. -How are you?
-Good. -Yeah?
-What are you eating? -Chanfainita. It's a cow's lung.
It's delicious.
I see.
Here you go, ma'am. Just ten soles. All set.
-Try it on. -It's big.
Everything, just ten soles! Don't miss out!
Only ten soles!
-Special deal! Ten soles! -There he is!
Run! It's the neighborhood watch!
Get out of here!
Stay on him!
Whoa, cuz.
Eusebio, you seriously got fired again?
That's the third job I recommended you for.
Some people in this country have a superiority complex.
And the solution is to beat everyone up?
Look, I totally get it.
But that's not the answer. You need to use your head.
Do you think I wouldn't like to lock up all those corrupt people?
Well, I can't. I need to investigate and think things through.
I can't let my emotions take over.
But you're a prosecutor.
Oh, Eusebio. Powerful people still mess with me.
Okay.
We'll find you a nice job.
Thanks, cuz.
-Hi. -Hi there, sweetie.
You're too old to be pulling this crap.
CACHÍN'S FRIENDS RUIN AWARD CEREMONY
I got a new job.
Congrats!
-Thanks. -That's so great.
I'm starting right away.
-Amazing. It's moving so fast. -Mm-hmm. In Miami.
-Miami! We had a great time there! -You remember?
In Miami?
What about Santi?
I need your signature to take him with me.
And your fingerprint.
Bye.
-Hey, Wolf Boy. -Hi, Lechuga.
-How you doing? Good? -Yep. Great. You?
-All right. -Okay.
Hey, guys.
-What's up? -Hey, Chato.
Hey, man.
What's good, bro?
Hey. Isn't that Poroto's stuff?
It is. Let's go see.
Hi, ma'am–
Excuse me.
What's going on, Poroto? Are you moving?
-No, I'm being evicted. -Wait, what?
So, I borrowed some cash to start my business, and--
-And? -And?
And I used my house and my stuff as collateral.
How much did you borrow?
What happened is I took out a loan to repay the previous loan,
which was to repay the first loan I took out.
-The bank can't do that to you! -No, the bank wouldn't loan me money.
She did. She's a private lender.
-How do you know her? -I was leaving the bank, and she…
-She what? -She offered me a loan.
-And? -And I signed the contract.
We're gonna fix this. C'mon, Culi.
Hey! Give me that!
-You got a problem? -What?
The legs should be on the bottom.
You gotta handle it right so the wood stays in nice condition.
Don't do this, miss. You're trying to scam my buddy, right?
Hey, watch it.
This isn't a scam. He wanted to sign the contract.
Don't do this. The guy's seriously broke.
Come on.
Here, miss. This is all the money I have.
I'll get the rest to you later. Just don't take my house and stuff.
That's less than 1% of what you owe me.
Now I'm taking your house and stuff. I warned you.
-Can't you show some compassion? -Nope.
Hey, buddy. Let me down.
I was just joking before.
CHATO ELECTRICIAN AND PLUMBER
Chato.
Just kidding. Lechuga, drink up.
It's okay, Poroto.
You can stay as long as you like.
-For real? -Yeah, bro.
How about you ask Chachín for help?
After what we did? I don't think so.
Check this out.
For fuck's sake.
I already saw.
Hey. We're famous.
You were dropped on your head as a baby, huh?
Shake it, go!
Yeah
Also, let's drink… to me being fired yet again.
-'Cause I have a bad temper. -You don't--
I'm telling you I do, dammit!
What the hell is your problem?
You're gonna end up with no place to live and no front teeth.
Calm the hell down!
You need to work on getting your shit together!
-You don't have a job. -Yep.
-You don't have a house. -Yep.
And I have a job, and let me tell you, it sucks!
-Cheers, dammit! -Cheers!
A toast…
'cause I'm fucking killing it lately.
I mean, right? Cheers.
We were supposed to go after Chato, not me!
You're gonna get it!
Take his clothes off.
Uncle Ramón's house!
No!
What's up?
Enough! Hey!
No fair!
Caught you, Chato!
No!
Run!
No!
Uncle Ramón's house.
I know where I can go.
Dude, let us sleep.
I can ask my family to let me use Uncle Ramón's place.
-It's been stuck in a legal battle. -Are you serious?
The place is haunted, man.
That house is falling apart.
I'm gonna make a call.
It's cool that you sleep with your dog.
Hear me out. I don't have a house, but I've got some cash.
That place could be mine.
What do you say? How about we check it out and see what we can do.
Chato, can you give us a lift? Just to take a trip down memory lane.
No, man. I gotta work. We'll talk later.
-Come on, Chato! -No way.
-You need some gas? -For my tank?
-No, to light a fire under your ass. -Hey.
-Knock it off. -All right, take us there.
-Ask me nicely. -Okay. Come on, please.
That's the magic word, "please."
-Okay, let's go. -Your wish is our command.
-Get in. -You think you're so cool with your bike.
-Come on. -Whoa, Chato!
-Your motorcycle is awesome! -Well, yeah, man.
Hey, this is gonna break!
-Do you have AC? -Yeah, man. We gotta keep growing.
You, growing? Yeah, right.
Chato, drive carefully. I get carsick.
Don't worry, Poroto. I drive slowly.
Red motorcycle taxi, pull over.
I've got you now!
Oh crap!
Hold on, guys!
Pull over!
Step on it!
Motorcycle taxi, pull over!
-Why are they chasing you? -I don't know! That prosecutor is a rat!
Pull over to the right!
Stop! Hey!
Damn it.
Stop!
Slow down!
Careful!
Pull over to the right!
Stop!
Stop, red motorcycle taxi! Stop!
-I think I'm gonna be sick. -No, man!
Don't throw up in here!
Chato! Now you can step on it!
-Hey! Face him! -No, face him!
Stop the motorcycle, Chato, please!
I can't!
Attention! Stop!
-Face him. -Face him.
Give him a bag!
Open it!
I can't. Hold on!
Turn around!
-The bag! -Here's another one!
Stop in the name of the law!
Attention! Pull over!
Give him the bag!
Here's toilet paper!
Chato, slow down!
This is the prosecutor speaking.
I'll get you, street peddler!
Attention, red motorcycle taxi. Pull over.
The bag. Give him the bag.
Oh no!
It smells like shi--
Keep going! We've got him now!
Stop!
-Chuck it over there! -Toss it that way!
-Get it out of here. -Here.
It's leaking!
Stop!
Shit!
INSPECTION
Getting out.
Damn street peddlers!
Jesus.
Oh my God! Finally!
-How's my driving, huh? -You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
Okay. Take it easy.
Look, guys!
PROPERTY UNDER LITIGATION NO DUMPING
You'd be better off living on the streets.
If it was old back then, imagine it now.
It's falling apart.
I wonder what it's like inside. Let's check it out.
-What do you want? -What's up, dude?
Excuse me. I'm Uncle Ramón's nephew.
Quit knocking, man.
Here, there ain't no Ramón. Just a stoner zone.
What a shithead.
Go, Peru, dammit!
You've got squatters.
It's filled with gross junkies.
-Why aren't you in there with them? -'Cause your mom's already inside.
You'll feel it inside, asshole.
-Enough. -Hey. Cool it.
-Screw you! -It looks like they're living here.
-Let's kick them out. -No, Lechuga. What are you thinking?
-You don't want to mess with them. -So what's the plan?
I've got an idea. Come with me.
Squatters, you have ten minutes to…
What's wrong?
No, you have ten seconds. Ten seconds.
Nine, eight--
-No, keep talking to them. -Oh yeah.
You have ten seconds to leave the "promises."
What are you doing?
He meant to say, "The premises."
-"To leave the premises." -Oh crap.
If not, our police forces
and our canine unit…
and our Air Force…
will come right in and arrest all you guys!
And women and all you folks!
Because we're inclusive policemen.
-All right. -Police officers!
-Okay, enough. -Police people!
Knock it off!
Please be warned that if we find any illegal substances--
What? What the hell?
Whether it's marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine, or LSD…
L-S-Deny it all you want, but I caught you. M-N-O-P-Q-R-S!
-A-bombs! -Enough already.
If we find any of those substances on you, you'll have "severed" problems.
He meant to say, "Severe problems."
-Yeah. -Don't correct me!
Knock it off.
So come out with your hands up!
-Do a different one. -Like what?
Another siren.
Huh? That was the sound of an ice-cream cart.
-It might scare them. -Jesus Christ.
Damn, he's good at this.
He sure is, huh?
The door!
-Get down. -What's happening?
Don't let him see you.
-Jeez. Check out all the junkies. -Don't let them see you.
-Hey, there's a ton of them. -Stay down.
Don't look him in the eye.
Look at that guy.
-What's he got there? Pee? -Poor guy.
-What's the deal? -Isn't that Cachín?
-No, his brother. -What's up?
-Screw you! -It worked, Poroto.
Way to go, Poroto!
-We did it, guys. -All right!
-Let's make sure they're all gone. -Let's go.
Uncle Ramón's house!
No!
What's up?
Enough! Hey!
Hey, geniuses. I know you're hiding behind the TV.
It smells like shit.
My uncle Ramón's portrait is still in one piece.
-Your uncle looked just like you. -It's a…
A wolf!
Wolf!
It was right there!
-You sure it wasn't another junkie? -No. They all left.
With all the smoke, you must be getting a contact high. C'mon.
-You're nuts. -Maybe there's one more.
It smells like shit in here. What were they smoking? Poop?
-Oh no. -What?
Oh no!
Dang.
-You see that? It was a wolf! -I saw it.
-There it is! -Holy crap.
Hey!
Holy shit. What is that?
God, you guys are annoying.
Hey. Do you think our secret room is still there?
My marbles!
Hey. Check it out.
My bottle cap gun.
-Chato. -Let's see.
-Watch and learn. -Okay.
Well, guys. The fun's over.
Let's clean this house!
-Hey. Aren't you the guy from TV? -Welcome to Promart.
-He's just like him. -Yeah.
-We're looking for cleaning supplies. -Sure. Aisle 24.
-And paint brushes? -Aisle 18.
-And paint? -Next to the brushes.
-Cool. Let's go, Chato. -See you.
There we go.
-We got everything. And quickly. -Yep.
Hey! I connected the water.
Hi there.
Hi there, little rat.
There you go, beautiful creature.
There. Go. You're free. Go on.
Good thing there was only one.
Culi! It's on my leg!
-Relax. -What is that thing?
-Easy, Poroto. Relax. -No!
It's poisonous, so don't move.
-Check it out. -What is that thing?
You have to take this up.
All set! The power's on!
Easy-peasy. Just use your head and be careful.
You put these two together. You take this one and--
Holy shit, Culi! Are you okay?
Lechuga…
-You good? -Lechuga…
Your beard is… Dammit!
It worked!
-We have power, guys! -The electricity works.
You're one lousy plumber, Chato. What you really are is a swindler.
-Seriously? -The water isn't working.
-Be patient, man. -Get to it.
What's that sound?
Dude, what the hell is that shit? It's all black.
-Give it a minute. -A minute?
-Look at that sludge. -We just need to let the rust clear out.
There's no way we can use that water to clean.
Yeah!
Hey. Did you get electrocuted?
We just had an issue downstairs, but everything's fine. Don't worry.
Hey, Lechuga. What are you up to?
I'm with a religious procession, but everyone else left.
I'm working. What else? You should get to work too!
Don't kick it open!
All set.
Okay, now.
The shower should work now. Let's see.
Turn off the main water valve!
Oh, duh. It was the other knob.
Goddammit.
Run for your lives!
Relax, guys.
It's just a rat snake. It's gorgeous.
Quit it, guys! I'm gonna fall!
-Hey, it's turning out great. Like new. -And Chato's getting sick of it all.
-Poroto, tell them to knock it off! -Hold on tight!
Poroto, grab us some lunch. We're almost done here.
Sure. I'll be right back.
Quit it!
Thanks. Bye for now.
Hi there. How's it going?
Hi.
How's business?
All good?
-Yeah, all good. -What's your name?
Melissa.
What a pretty name.
Melissa.
And a pretty smile too.
That was a lame pickup line.
So are you ordering, or what?
Wow. You shut me down just like that.
There's no pond here, but there sure are lots of nosy toads.
"Lots of toads."
That's a good one. Am I the toad?
That's great.
So what'll it be?
-Four orders of salchipapas. -Do you want the special?
-What's that? -It comes with fried chicken.
Great. Sounds delicious. Four orders with everything on it.
Hi.
-An order of salchipapas, please. -Sure.
-Let me just finish up this order. -Thanks.
It's not all for me.
No. It's for my friends.
I eat healthier. Yeah.
-So, you like salchipapas? -Yeah.
Me too. I love it. With all the toppings.
I prefer golf.
You play golf?
No, the salsa.
Ah. I'm more into heavy metal.
Oh. We got it mixed up. More twisted than a mutt's leash.
So, you like fried chicken?
Yeah.
What part do you like?
The leg. What about you?
The other one.
Because chickens have two legs. Otherwise, how could they walk?
Yeah.
Well, we're renovating my family's house.
It's actually my uncle Ramón's house.
-Your uncle Ramón? -Yeah.
It must have been gorgeous.
-Sorry. -Sorry.
I moved here a couple years ago, and I always thought it was a shame
it was falling apart.
-I bet it was nice when you were a kid. -Beautiful.
I mean, it was just lovely. Gorgeous.
-Yep. -So, are you gonna fix it up and sell it?
Well, yeah. I guess. At some point.
So where do you live?
I'm staying with some friends.
Here. In the meantime.
-Here? -Yeah.
Well, I live around the corner, so if you need anything, let me know.
Anything?
Yeah, anything.
Cool.
Bye.
Bye, neighbor.
Hey, Poroto!
Help me, man!
Hurry up and get down. I brought lunch.
-Goddammit, Poroto! Help me! -Screw you, man.
You guys suck!
All right, guys. A toast to all the hard work we've done.
And to all we have left to do.
For real, if we work hard, we can really spruce it up.
And we can live here for free.
We can live here?
All right… my friend!
Aren't you tired of living in a cramped space?
Don't you want to stop being a burden on your family?
I can offer you that and much more!
Rooms for you, your family, your guests, and your son.
A spacious backyard, perfect for parties.
A fully equipped kitchen.
But above all, a place to share with friends.
Gentlemen, for all your hard work, I'm offering you a real home!
Completely free of charge!
You in, Culi?
I've got nothing to lose.
Great, Culi! All right!
Me too, man.
Oh shit!
Are you okay?
Holy shit.
What about you, Chato?
-Look… -What do you say?
It sounds nice, but I gotta run.
I have to work. We'll talk later.
You're just gonna leave?
Don't whine at me. I've done enough.
The electricity. The water.
And you guys literally left me hanging and laughed at me. "Ha ha ha."
I'm out.
-Hey, Chato, don't go! -You're making a big mistake!
-Chato! -Let him go.
Why's he so upset?
No!
Crap.
Goddammit.
-What happened? -They took my goddamn bike!
I GOT YOU!
Shit, dude!
They towed it to the fucking impound lot.
It wasn't just my bike.
They took my merchandise and my house too, dammit!
-Fuck, man. -It's okay, Chato.
575B7C.
Did you get that? Yeah, a motorcycle taxi.
25% of the UIT? How much is that?
About 1,000 soles.
-We can all chip in. -We have to.
I see, and-- What dog?
What park?
Abuse?!
Abuse of traffic regulations.
Oh, of traffic regulations. Go on, miss.
How much?
Oh no. I was just calling to ask about the price.
I'll call back in a few days.
Thanks so much. Uh-huh. Thanks.
So, how much?
Twelve thousand soles in tickets?
Sometimes I lend my bike to my friends.
Let's be realistic. Where are we gonna get 12,000 soles?
Forget it, Chato.
Hey, Poroto.
-Is the offer still on the table? -What offer?
To live in your house.
Of course, Chato.
You think we'd let you live on the streets?
-You can bring your stuff here. -What stuff?
I mean, your stuff, man.
I lost the bike, and that's my home.
-Oh crap. -No worries.
-We can lend you stuff. -Yeah.
-Okay. -I can give you my dog's clothes.
It's better than nothing, man.
Nice and warm.
That was some good sausage.
-You guys like it? -I want seconds.
Listen up.
Here's the game plan.
We're gonna paint the exterior, fix the other bathroom
and the patio door, patch up the walls, repair the wiring and the plumbing.
Then we'll add the finishing touches. So, we're gonna need a lot of money.
-Where are we gonna get it? -Any suggestions?
My grandma had this killer recipe for pollada.
-Polenta? -No. Pollada, grilled chicken.
How about we hold a barbecue to raise money?
-That's a great idea! -Yeah!
Hold up. Where will we get the money for that?
I've got a bit saved up.
I've got my severance pay.
Let me check my digital piggy bank.
What the hell?
Digital piggy bank?
For real. I have a digital piggy bank.
-Wow. -Take a look. I'll check it.
-Sixty bucks. Isn't that cool? -Chato!
Nice, Chato.
Three cheers for the barbecue fundraiser!
Don't miss out! Bring your entire family!
Enjoy our mouthwatering grilled chicken,
the coldest beer, the coolest music, and the best vibes!
Beat the crowds!
This way, madam. This way, sir!
-What about your cart? -My aunt's working.
-Okay. Cool hair. -You too.
Yeah, it is pretty cool.
How's it going, Chato?
Almost ready.
-And the chicken? -Wanna try?
-Very funny. -It's delicious.
Hi.
Nothing's ready yet.
Hold on a sec. We're just getting started.
Are you in a rush or something?
-If you're hungry, I can barbecue Chato. -Guinea pig's on the menu too?
-That's how it's gonna be? -That's how you're gonna be.
-I see. -No, do you see? Here.
Wow, she's on fire.
-Where are you from? -Don't be nosy.
COLD BEER
Come on over ma'am.
Come try our delicious chicken…
Vilca for mayor!
Don't miss out on our campaign season barbecue!
Come on, don't be shy!
We have a special discount for neighbors.
Come check it out.
-Your sign looks nice. -I didn't know you were into politics.
I like lending a hand to make things better.
Marry me.
What?
I said, "Marinade."
I mean, maybe what the group needs is a barbecue.
-They've been working a lot. -You're right.
Pepe.
Good afternoon.
Hey, you must be Ramón's nephew.
Yeah. How'd you know?
You look just like he did at your age.
My name's José Vilca, but my friends call me Pepe.
-Poroto. My name's Poroto. -Poroto.
Your uncle and I were great friends when we were kids.
We're actually hosting an event here at my uncle Ramón's house
because we want to raise money to renovate it.
And because we want to live here.
Is there room for all of us to come in?
Of course. You mean it?
-You're all welcome. -Let's go, everyone.
That's right, come on in and join us for delicious campaign chicken!
Lucky chicken!
It'll secure your victory in the election!
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There you go.
-How was that? -Interesting.
-Definitely interesting. -Poroto.
-Hi there, sir. -Hello.
Uh-oh. Hold on.
There we go. Much better.
Come here a sec. We're almost out of chicken.
-So buy more. -Where?
-From the market. -There isn't one nearby.
Just a second. Mr. Vilca, I'll be right back.
-Okay. -Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back.
-You should've told me sooner. -Sooner?
You were too busy schmoozing with that guy.
You can go buy the chicken.
And leave the future mayor here? No way.
I know what to do. Come with me.
Melissa, can I talk to you for a sec? Want to earn a little cash?
-How? -Let me introduce you to my friend Culi.
Culi, Meli. Meli, Culi.
Meli, since you know all the local spots and the neighborhood so well,
we need some chicken ASAP.
So I'm leaving you with my friend Culi. Go buy some chicken.
Culi? That's your name?
That's what people say.
My last name's Culicich.
Yep.
It's funny. Culi.
Why's it funny?
"Culi," like "butt." It'd be like if my name was "Titti."
Titti. Culi.
Come on. Let's go.
Where?
Okay.
Promoting local businesses is a top priority for my party.
I'm all about entrepreneurship.
That's great. Glad to hear it.
Hi. Looking for anything in particular?
Just a routine check.
You know how it is.
You gotta be careful when protecting someone important.
I bet. Well, as you can see, everything is fine.
Seems like it.
Then you go and deflate.
Hurry, Culito. The market's gonna close.
-My name's Culi. -I like "Culito" more.
-"Culito," like "Butt." -You're hilarious.
You got cash? They don't take cards at the market.
-I don't even have an account or a card. -You don't?
-Me neither. -Now what?
We'll have to make a withdrawal without a card.
-You can't do that. -What do you mean? Come on, Culito.
-Withdrawal without a card. -We have to--
Hands off. Here.
-Let's put in 80. -Eighty works.
-Select next, next. -Okay.
And next. And that's it.
-All done. -That's it.
-That was quick, huh? -Yeah. It's all ready.
Okay, let's go.
Come on, beardo.
Beef hearts.
They were all out of chicken.
It's been ages since I've had such good beef heart kebabs.
They're a hit. There's nothing like this around here.
They're so good.
Here you go! With a side of potatoes, hon!
Thanks.
Vilca's good people.
Yeah. But still, we don't have enough money to fix the house.
But we got contacts and experience. Everyone loves us.
Plus, we can keep selling the grilled chicken and beef kebabs.
As takeout. The people loved it.
Lucky we had the campaign's support. People don't do that every day.
Who said anything about support?
This could be our restaurant.
Not to burst your bubble, but let's be real.
All your businesses fail.
-Lechuga, don't be like that. -What? But it's the truth!
Am I right?
-We should be honest with each other. -Okay. Enough, man.
My businesses have failed, but let me tell you something.
I don't give up. I never quit.
And I give it my all.
I'm not a lazy ass who gets fired all the time.
I don't solve everything by picking fights and hitting people.
Easy, man.
Tell me, who did I hit?
You see, it gets under your skin!
This isn't how friends settle things. I'm saying this to your face.
-You gotta control yourself. -What about you?
-Your anger. Control yourself. -What about you?
Are you a shrink or something? Who do you think you are?
Who made you the boss?
I'm a nobody.
I'm just sick of working for other people.
Chill out.
All I want is to have my own business.
With my friends, with my family. That's you guys.
We have everything we need!
What do you say?
How about we get serious and open a restaurant?
What do you say?
-Lechuga! -Screw you guys.
-Lechuga, don't leave! -Let him go, man.
Chato?
Poroto,
we're all beat.
Let's sleep on it. We can discuss it tomorrow.
We'll talk tomorrow.
Come on, Chato.
It's fine, man. We'll talk tomorrow.
-What's up? -I don't know. You tell me.
You wanna hit me? That's how you wanna solve this?
Would hitting me make you feel better? Hit me, man! I'm right here!
What do you solve by hitting people?
What the hell do you get out of it?
I'm sorry.
Look me in the eyes, man.
We're brothers, right?
-I love you, man. -I love you too.
I'm sorry. I took it out on you.
What was that?
Someone broke in.
No way. It's probably just rats.
No. It's probably Uncle Ramón's ghost!
No way it's his ghost, man. Everything's fine.
I couldn't care less about your uncle Ramón.
Let's show some courage. We'll go together. Come on.
Holy crap.
-The power. -It went out.
It's not coming back on.
Be brave, everyone.
Come on.
Shit. The lights are out.
-What'd he say? -No one gets what he's talking about.
I told you Uncle Ramón's haunting this place.
-What did he say? -Don't fall on your face.
Hey. Be careful where you're moving.
What did he say?
Cachín said this would be the last Asu Mare movie.
He's full of crap.
Who's got a flashlight?
-I do. I got one. -Go get it.
No need. I have it on me. Here.
-At least clean it first. -You first.
-No. -Go ahead.
-What do you mean? We'll all go together. -Yeah.
-Okay? -Yeah.
One, two, three.
Let's go!
That was a nasty fall.
-Hey, quit messing around. -Chato, don't go by yourself.
Let's go.
-Let's go together. -What?
-Let's go together. -Where's the flashlight?
Down there.
Get it.
Be quiet.
Shit.
Keep it down.
The wolf!
They're stealing everything.
-Let's go. -Yeah. Let's go.
-Let's go! -Come on!
No! Someone tore apart the kitchen! I told you it was a break-in!
Just look at this mess.
Why didn't you lock the door?
I did lock it.
Did they take our valuables?
-We don't have valuables. -Our barbecue money!
You think I'm that stupid? It's in my room.
Look, after this, we'll burglar-proof the house.
They caught us off guard,
but starting tomorrow, no one messes with us!
Guys… the four of us can be business partners and turn things around.
You just gotta commit.
What do you say? Don't make me do this alone.
Well, I think I'm a pretty good cook.
So… this could be the perfect chance to finally do something I love.
I'm saying yes to the restaurant.
Lechuga.
Culi.
If Lechuga's gonna be the cook…
I'm in.
-Thanks. -Glad to hear it, Culi.
Chato?
Yeah, man.
-Hell yeah! -Tomorrow I'll check the lights.
-Great. -You're leaving the money in your room?
No. We'll take it to the bank first thing tomorrow.
No!
-Open a rewards account at Interbank? -That sounds like an ad.
If the bank hears you, they'll pay you commission.
They'll pay me. I mentioned it.
All four of us.
-Don't dip that in there. -I wanted to see it.
Yours is red, and mine is green.
-It's okay. It's just a little. -Look.
Check it out. I'm all ready to paint.
-I'm the one painting. -I'm painting too.
I'm going to paint.
-Quit it. -Pass me the brush.
Hey! Pass me the brush.
In the mouth is off-limits, dude.
-Seriously? -What?
-Really? -You mad?
-You're going down. -How?
-I'm gonna throw paint on you. -Throw paint on me?
-Really? -Hey. You started this.
Go on and do it, then.
-I will. -You're looking for trouble.
-What? -Go on and do it already.
Come on!
Why did you duck?
I'm outta here.
-It was just a joke. -Stay there.
-Take a step that way. -Here?
-There's fine. -It was a joke.
-A joke? -Yeah.
-Okay, get ready. -Yeah.
-Put your hand down. -This one?
Yeah. So you won't get paint on it.
-Do you have any soap? -Okay. Here we go.
I can't see a thing.
-Here. Clean yourself up. -What the hell?
-What's wrong? -It's your turn.
-My turn? Why? -Now, don't move. Don't duck.
-You think I'm afraid? Do it. -Don't duck.
Go on! Throw paint on me!
Oh my God!
You jackass!
Oh my God, look at you!
Oh my God. What a sight.
Hey. Leave Chato alone.
That was mean.
That wasn't cool. Let's see how you like it.
Okay, that's enough!
Take that!
Get Chato!
He's trying to get away!
Stay down!
Quit messing around!
-It's on! Don't you move! -Stop being a sore loser!
Hello!
Shit.
Hi there, Luciana.
Hello.
Do you recognize me?
-It's me, Poroto. -Poroto who?
Jesus, guys.
-Santi! Hi, son! How are you? -Great.
-I'm about to have a snack at Real Plaza. -Are you packed and ready for the trip?
I was just doing some shopping with Mom.
How's your house coming along?
It's looking great. There's a lot of room. You'll be able to visit anytime you want.
Hey, Dad, look who's here! It's Layo the Lion!
Hey. I miss you, son.
I'm gonna go take a selfie with Layo. I just wanted to call and say I love you.
I love you too. A whole bunch. Don't forget that I--
Layo! Let's take a selfie!
…I'll always be here for you.
Here I am
For you
Santi
I didn't know you played ukulele.
You must really miss him.
Like crazy.
I don't know…
how I can manage to be a good dad when he'll be so far away.
My dad was always close by.
But he wasn't a good dad.
Know why he wasn't?
Because he didn't want to be.
You want to be a good dad. With all your heart.
And that's what counts.
So…
chin up.
It isn't easy.
-Can I come in? -Sure. Of course.
Would you look at that!
For a second, I thought I had the wrong house.
It's looking great.
Yeah, it's starting to come together.
Look, Poroto, I want to be upfront with you.
As you know, I'm running for mayor.
So, I'm looking for a new campaign headquarters.
One that allows me to be close to the community.
At the barbecue, it hit me that this house is exactly what I need.
Look, I understand you can't sell it, but would you consider renting it out?
All right. Look, Mr. Vilca…
Call me Pepe.
That's right, Pepe. Look, Mr. Pepe, I appreciate your offer.
And… if it weren't for the restaurant, I'd accept in a heartbeat.
-What restaurant? -Didn't I tell you?
The four of us are opening a restaurant here.
We're applying for the business permit tomorrow,
and once we have that, we'll be good to go.
All right. Let's see.
Look, Poroto.
-You're a businessman, right? -Yeah.
How's this for monthly rent?
What do you say?
That's enough to rent any space, anywhere in Lima.
And your friends will support you.
Hi there. The window's looking brand new.
Poroto, the balcony's turning out great.
I cooked up an ají chicken dish to practice. Want to have a taste?
Folks, I'm just discussing business with your friend here.
-Can you give us a moment? -Sure thing.
Pepe…
I'm sorry, but… my answer is no.
All right. That's fine, Poroto.
This is as high as I can go.
So?
What do you say?
Look…
the four of us are trying to start a business together.
And the truth is… I want to make it happen.
So…
Oh my God.
No. I can't.
Are you sure?
No.
-No, I can't. -You're sure?
No.
Okay.
Well, since I can't convince you this way…
give me a call if you need anything or if you change your mind.
Or if I can help with anything else.
-It's okay, Poroto. -What's wrong?
It's okay.
Take it easy. It's okay now.
There, there.
-Goddammit. -Just breathe.
-Let's get a low-angle shot. -I'll move the ladder.
-Yeah. -There we go.
-Okay. -Come on, Lechuga.
-I look good. -Look at the camera.
-Move your hair, man. -Okay. One, two, and…
-It's almost our turn. Where's Poroto? -Goddamn Poroto.
-We better not lose our turn. -We're two numbers away. Relax.
-If he doesn't show up, he's gonna pay. -I'll call him. He'll be here.
-Thanks. -You're welcome.
It was my pleasure. We're always happy to help.
Hey, Poroto.
Hi, Luciana. What a nice surprise.
-The place is coming along nicely. -Yep.
-You look like you're part of the house. -Why's that?
Your blouse. It's the same color.
You see?
But joking aside, we're just working on the finishing touches.
Great job. It's looking really awesome.
Thanks. Want to come in for a glass of wi…?
-Sorry? -I mean, would you like a glass of…?
What?
No, it's okay. We can leave it for later. It's still early.
I didn't hear you.
I was just asking if you'd like a glass of wine.
A glass of wine?
-Yeah. -I love wine.
-Really? -Yeah. I do.
So, if you want, we can go inside…
Sure. Let's go.
-Is something wrong? -I feel like I'm forgetting something.
-He's not picking up. -Goddammit, Poroto.
-I swear, I'll knock him into next week. -Easy!
NOW SERVING WINDOW 4
That's us. Let's go.
It's unbelievable, dear. Absolutely.
-I don't know… -Good afternoon.
What are we going to do?
Okay. Bye, sweetie.
We're here for a business permit.
-Documents. -Here.
Form C3 is missing.
Which one is that?
The one that comes with CJ7. The blue one.
-Go to the service window. -Which one?
Window number five, sir.
-They'll give it to you there. -Where?
One, two, three, four. Five's in the other pavilion.
Let's go, guys.
-Come on. -Hurry.
My queens, I'm so fed up with this job, so today I'm just gonna slack off.
The other day I asked this lady, "Do you have form C4?"
And she was clueless.
Now, three guys just showed up,
and I bet they don't even know where they are.
So, how can I help you?
How do I change the filter on this guy's ugly mug?
Just a quick question. Isn't this window number four?
It was. Now it's window five.
Could you give us form C3?
Sure thing. Case number, please.
-Do you have it? -No. Do you?
-No. -You?
-No. -So?
Just give us the form already!
Cool it. Don't shout. Do you know who you're talking to?
-No. Who? -The top influencer on TikTok.
-What's your name? -Josi Martínez.
Josi Martínez!
-Josi! -Oh!
-Josi! -Who's Josi?
No clue. Just cheer.
-Josi! -Okay. Enough.
Well, as I was saying, I need the case number to assist you.
Go to Administrative Procedures.
-Where's that? -Window four.
Window four?
It's outside.
-Let's go! -Thanks, Josi.
-Thanks! -Josi!
-Wait a sec.
-Come on. -I wonder which clerk we'll get.
Judge Judy again?
Damn.
Hi, miss. Could you help us?
We need the case number to get the C7 or the RF7 form. That form.
So you can give us what we need.
The business permit. We have all the documents here.
Look, to give you the case number,
I need the legally certified copy of the property deed
registered in the public records.
Which one of you three is the owner?
Poroto!
What?
No, thanks. That's enough wine for me.
Otherwise, I'll end up doing stuff I shouldn't.
What kind of stuff?
I get… wild.
Wild?
Wild wild?
-Why didn't you show? -Or answer your phone?
The homeowner wasn't there!
The city hall thing! Damn it! I knew I forgot something!
Well, guys, I think I'll be going.
Nice seeing you.
Weren't we…?
There you go. Losing your mind over a girl.
It's always the same with you. Just like with the lender.
-Grow up, man. -You gotta fix this.
Calm down.
We need to think positive.
We'll find a solution.
-What are you doing? -Don't people do this with wine?
Pepe. How are you?
Dear citizens!
I've come here to tell you that José Vilca
stands with you, gentlemen.
Because as long as a young person has a dream, Peru has a bright future!
And nothing can hinder the progress towards that future.
Every tenacious Peruvian needs a dream,
and I've been entrusted with the responsibility
of making them come true.
Thank you. Thank you very much!
Applaud, damn it.
I got you your business permit.
No way!
Way to go, Pepe!
Awesome!
Vilca for mayor!
It's now or never.
Would you look at that!
You have no idea how proud I am of you, young man.
You've made your dream a reality.
That's why I never lose hope in my country!
It's because of men like him, who set goals and achieve them!
Today marks the start of a new beginning. Let's have a round of applause!
Culi, let's serve our guests some drinks.
-That's Chato's job. -Tell him to get on it.
-Do you have a table? -Of course. There.
To get the crowd in the festive spirit.
There we go. Just a bit.
-Chato, Poroto says to hurry up. -I'm on it.
-Smells good. -Yeah. See?
Nice outfit, Chato.
-You lent it to me. -It looks like your legs got cut off.
Hey! What are you doing?
-That's for our guests. -Quality control.
Self-control is what you need.
Self-control.
You should add raisins.
What are you talking about? What do you know?
It'd ruin the dish.
Quit lazing around and get to work, you slacker.
You've got some nerve. All you know how to do is cook.
Take that.
Jackass.
-Don't throw shit. -Don't throw shit at me either.
You're the one throwing stuff. Quit it.
You jackass.
There.
-What? -Now you're in for it.
No! That's gonna hurt!
You put a hole in the wall.
He's missing a tooth. Look.
I bet you can't get him in the eye.
-Loser buys lunch. -Two lunches.
-Okay. -All right.
In the eye? Okay.
-One. -Two.
Three.
You owe me two lunches.
What's back there?
It's a fake wall.
-What? -Let's take a look.
-Our guest of honor! Welcome. -Thanks.
Come on. I'm just one of the neighbors. Everything looks amazing. Congratulations.
How do you like it?
-I approve. -Thanks.
-How's it going? -Good. Everything's going smoothly.
It's a team effort.
-I can't do this on my own. -What? Excuse me for a second.
-Could you be any more embarrassing? -Yeah. I can step up my game.
-What? -Where's Culi?
-How should I know? Hold on. -Where is he?
-Chato, where's Culi? -In the kitchen, I guess.
-Let's go. -What's wrong?
Poroto?
So?
It's a briefcase!
-What? -It's a briefcase!
It's a briefcase in a bathroom.
-That's great! -Yeah! A bathroom!
I'm talking about the briefcase, dumbass.
Yeah, the briefcase is great too.
It's a dumb move, leaving a briefcase in a bathroom.
Think there's money inside?
-Nah. -Yeah, that'd be even dumber.
-It's dumb enough as it is. -A briefcase filled with cash, in there?
-A bonehead move. -A bonehead move.
Hey. Take it out.
-Take it out. -What? Here?
I can't. My hands are inside.
-No, take the briefcase out. -Okay.
-You already broke the wall. -One, two…
Holy shit, dude.
-Okay. What do you think is inside? -We gotta open it to find out.
-Wait. How about a friendly wager? -Another one?
-Yeah. Loser buys lunch. -You're going down.
I'm gonna have myself a nice lunch.
-All right. -Okay.
Receipts. No, the house documents.
No. You know what I think?
-Light. -Light?
Like in the movies, when they open the briefcase and light comes out.
-Wait, why? -That or there's money inside.
There's no way there's money in there.
Yeah, it might be documents. 'Cause there's no way it's money.
-Holy shit. -It's a ton of money.
-Chato, close the door! -What's that?
We found it behind a fake wall.
-That wall didn't seem right. -So who hid it there?
Who hid it? It was Mickey Mouse.
How should I know, man?
-All right. -No.
No. What are we doing?
No! That money isn't ours.
What's wrong with you guys? You're acting like a pack of wild animals.
Control yourselves.
-Put it down. -Don't act all sanctimonious.
Put it in the briefcase.
Come on, Culi. Put it back.
-Chato, put it there. -My motorcycle, man.
Damn it, Chato. Put it back.
Put it back. Get that. Put it inside.
-This too? -Put it in there, dammit.
It's dirty money. We don't know who it belongs to.
-Let's call the cops. -No.
-Why not? -It's our opening day.
-They'll kick everyone out. -Okay. Fair enough.
Let's come up with a plan.
We can't just take it.
All right. Listen.
We'll figure it out later. For now, let's hide it.
And after the opening, we'll figure out what to do. Okay?
I'll put it somewhere, okay?
-Somewhere safe. That's a ton of money. -Okay, Lechuga?
Yeah? All right.
-I'll put it away. -Okay.
What an idiot. It's always the same shit with him.
He acts all high and mighty.
Do you know what we could buy with that money?
That's a shitload of money.
I was gonna go to Argentina.
Why?
To start over.
-You knucklehead. -Are you stupid?
You could go to Denmark or Hawaii.
-You can go to Argentina by bus. -I'll send you to Argentina…
-Culi, do you have the key? -Yeah.
-Lock it. -Why?
-To close it. -I'll do it.
What do you mean? I've got it.
-No, not that way, Poroto. -You sure?
-Yeah. It's twice the other way. -This way.
How could it be that way? They don't make locks like that.
-This is as far as it goes. -No, if you turn it this way, it'll open.
You're such an idiot. Let me see. It's one and two.
Come on! I need help down here!
Let's go.
Welcome.
Thank you for being here at the grand opening of our restaurant.
Sorry.
At the grand opening of your restaurant, Asu Mare.
I'd like to welcome the man who made this all possible.
Our future mayor, Mr. José Vilca!
Let's have a round of applause.
His friends know him as Pepe.
Today, for the first time, you will have the chance
to savor the culinary delights prepared by our master chef, Lechugué.
Come on.
-Would you like to say a few words? -Thank you.
I'll have to make this quick, or the food will burn.
Culi. The one we rehearsed.
A round of applause for you, our guests.
Thank you for being here.
It starts like this.
These delicious dishes
We know them very well
We dedicated time to them
-If you don't like them, you can go to-- -Hey!
…you can go to the kitchen and fill out a feedback form.
Thank you very much.
Let's hear it for our master chef, Lechugué.
Just one more. Hold on. It's going well.
I want to end it on a high note.
Let's have a round of applause for all of you, our guests. Thank you.
How wonderful.
Now, to make this grand opening complete
I'd like to thank my grandma For doing her bit
Her recipe's a real treat
So you won't be eating just any old shit
Thank you very much.
Go!
Off he goes, our master chef, Lechugué!
Let's give him a big hand!
Off he goes with his ever-present charm, our master chef, Lechugué! Thank you!
Hey, come on. Give it a rest already. Come on. Let's go.
All right. Hurry up. Get going.
-Culi, we still need a menu for table 14. -Table 14.
Culi, what's wrong?
-I didn't lock the upstairs door properly. -What door?
-The door. -What?
Thief!
Give me that. It's ours, okay?
-Let it go! -No!
I caught him trying to steal this briefcase.
She's lying! She had it.
I caught you red-handed.
No, I just took the briefcase from her!
-Shame on you. -No, shame on you. You're a liar--
Poroto.
Are you going to believe her over me?
Get out of here, both of you.
You're acting like Cachín in the second movie.
I never saw it.
I love it when you get like this.
The plates are piling up.
Hey! The plates are piling up…
What's going on?
A snake got into the house.
Why the hell isn't anyone coming to help me with the plates!
How about a little dance to lighten the mood?
Oh yeah.
The plates are piling up
They're piling up
The plates are piling up
Shit's piling up.
What happened?
I had the briefcase,
and that idiot nephew came in and took it from me.
Where's the money?
In the briefcase.
Do whatever it takes to get it back.
Otherwise, you won't get paid.
This is the best chicken and rice I've ever had!
Great! Incredible.
-Finally. -I'm tired, with all due respect.
-And the guests are already excited. -What did my grandma say?
She says it's the best chicken and rice she's ever had.
-Really? -Yeah.
All right. Start making more drinks.
Poroto, can we talk?
You still don't know who to believe, right?
I get it.
You've only just met me,
and he's been your friend since you were kids.
But I want you to know
that you matter to me.
And that I like you.
A lot.
Go, Peru!
Idiot.
Yeah, I'm your idiot, your fool.
Talk dirty to me.
Here I am, Luciana.
I'm here!
What are you doing?
Why do you want the briefcase?
Luciana, no.
Don't. Put that down, Luciana. No.
No, don't do this to me. Luciana, let me go! Luciana!
Luciana! Untie me! Don't do this! Luciana!
Give me my cut so I can get out of here.
Goddammit.
Is this a joke?
Vilca, I swear the cash was in here.
I saw it.
You idiot.
How could they trick you like this?
I won't let them make a fool out of me.
-We're all going back to get that cash. -No. Listen. I can't go in there.
I said we're all going.
All of us!
I'm such a dumbass.
What an unpleasant sight.
-Why are you here? -I knew we couldn't trust her.
Untie me. They're taking the money!
Don't worry, Poroto. Look.
-What? -One step ahead
Good job, Culi. Untie me anyhow.
-Just a sec. -No. What are you doing?
Quit joking around. Untie me.
What a dumbass. Let's see.
-All right. -There. And this one here.
How'd she know about the money?
You're suffocating me. Come on.
She was keeping tabs on me.
It was too perfect to be true.
A woman like her would never be into me.
Poroto, don't say that.
You have a big heart.
And that really matters.
-I love you, Culi. -I love you too, bro.
Oh, so…
-No! -No!
No, it's totally fine.
I didn't see anything. I won't tell anyone.
No!
What are you up to?
My grandma liked my chicken with rice.
-I'm kinda drunk. -That doesn't matter. We have a problem.
Didn't you understand me?
Go out to the patio.
-Oh yeah. The patio. -Let's go.
Hey. Where do you think you're going?
You stay here.
If you leave, I'll know where to find you.
Looking for this?
No!
Hey! What's going on?
Vilca, tell your thugs to stop.
-Let him go. -Yeah. Leave my friend alone.
Look, I don't like violence, let alone making a scene.
How about we make a deal? What do you say?
Hello, Commissioner?
I want to report an emergency.
This is for all of you.
For your discretion.
And starting now, we can do business together.
-So? -You're an idiot.
-Show him some respect. -Culi, let's hear him out.
Okay.
What deal?
"What deal?"
I'm becoming mayor soon.
Do you know all the favors I can do for you?
Permits, contracts. I can fast-track whatever you need done.
If you're with me, you're golden.
I just need your support. That's all.
Look, this money we found in this house isn't yours,
so it needs to go back to its rightful owner.
And if you keep quiet, you stand to gain a lot.
What do you say?
So why hide it here?
This house has been abandoned for decades.
And it was filled with junkies.
It was the perfect hiding place because no one would suspect it.
Whose money is that?
"Whose money is that?"
How could I tell you whose money it is?
You know how this works.
Do you know how I've gotten this far?
Do you know? Huh? Do you?
By greasing palms, son. By buying lots of people off.
I surround myself with people I can use.
For example, I surround myself with idiots.
Like those sheep downstairs. But once I become mayor… boom!
I'll kick them to the curb. Bye-bye! I won't need them anymore.
Get it?
Lechuga, give him the money back.
-Come on, Culi. -Lechuga!
We don't want dirty money.
You don't want the money?
All right, then.
Better for us.
Thanks so much, guys.
If you're with me, you're on the winning team.
Nice job, Poroto. Let's go.
Wow. What a lovely gathering.
-Before I go, I want-- -Shame on you!
You crook!
We're here live with mayoral candidate José Vilca,
who has just confessed to financing his campaign with illicit funds.
-No. -You crook!
Criminal!
Vilca is a criminal!
-Vilca is a criminal! -Where do you think you're going?
-Vilca is a criminal! -Criminal!
Criminal!
Freeze!
José Vilca, you are under arrest.
-Come with us. -Wait.
And you too! Let's go.
I can explain, officer!
Well done, everyone!
Nice job, Poroto!
-Good riddance! -Thank you, everyone.
Now I invite you to continue enjoying the party.
Who wants some good food?
-Thanks. -Thanks for coming.
Sorry about all that.
Take a seat.
-Hey, Meli. -What?
Thanks so much for everything.
We couldn't have done this without you.
Yeah, Wolf Boy!
-My savings! -Here's the evidence, Prosecutor.
I told you I'd put you behind bars.
-We'll see about that. -Keep moving.
-Mr. Vilca! -I don't know anything about this.
-Where did you get that money? -It's from my savings.
Return it!
Mr. Vilca!
Cuz!
Cousin Eusebio!
I'm here for work.
We were after this guy. Thanks to you, we got the evidence we needed.
Do you wanna come in and eat?
-I can't. I need to work. -Come on. Try some of my food.
-I can't. How's Grandma? -She loved my chicken with rice.
You got her cooking style and learned to use your head.
But not to headbutt people.
-I gotta run. -Okay.
-See you soon. -Take care.
Let's make friends
Friends, friends
Let's make friends
Every day, more friends
Let's make friends
Friends, friends
Let's fill our lives
With friendship
Because friendship is the best thing In this world
A genuine fondness
That makes you very happy
Because friendship is the best thing In this world
A genuine fondness
That makes you very happy
Friends
-Friends -Yeah!
I have a lot of friends
Friends
I have a lot of friends
Put your hands up in the air!
Come up here, miss. Our first participant. Let's go.
Shake it!
Thank you. Don't call us, we'll call you. Thanks.
Hi, everyone! Thank you so much for coming.
This one goes out to you!
We are…
Asu 4!
The one and only!
Just as well!
Friends
I have a lot of friends
One, two, three!
Friends, friends
I have a lot of friends
Friends, friends
I have a lot of friends
Come on!
Bring down the house!
Friends, friends
I have a lot of friends
Friends, friends
I have a lot of friends
Let's make friends
Friends, friends
Let's make friends
Every day more friends
Because friendship is the best thing In this world
A genuine fondness
That makes you very happy
Because friendship…
Hey!
Cachín!
In this world
A genuine fondness
That makes you very happy
-Friends… -Dad!
Santiago!
Come here, son!
You're not leaving?
We're on our way to the airport. I wanted to stop by and say goodbye.
Friends
I have a lot of friends
Friends
-Friends -Yeah! Come on!
-I have a lot of friends -Everyone, get your hands up!
-Come on! -That's it!
Friends
I have a lot of friends
Again!
Friends
I have a lot of friends…
Cachín!
Friends
I have a lot of friends
Friends
I have a lot of friends
Friends
I have a lot of friends
Cut!
Sell the house!
-No way. I'm going in there at night. -It's all dark.
Why bother going in? We'll have to come out eventually.
Shoot.
-Hey, I… -Let's do it again.
No way! I'm going in there at night.
He made me laugh!
You don't know who… Nope.
Let's do it again. I'll get you yet!
Stay on him! This was covering my eyes. Let's back up.
-Eusebio. -Yeah, cuz?
Have you seen my chicken?
No. Why?
I'm looking for the egg it laid.
Oh jeez.
Just over there, there's some broth. Look there.
You'll find the egg and the chicken as well.
-Hey, Poroto. -I'm gonna make a call.
-Whoa. -Damn.
Holy shit.
Goddammit.
Yeah. "Now, yeah," he says.
Three, two, one. Action!
Thank you. Oh my God!
-How's my driving, huh? -I'll show you what I think.
Let's do it again.
Hey, man. What's up?
Sorry. I just can't.
Cut.
Good thing there was only one.
Take them off so they don't fall.
-That was great. -You should've screamed.
Goddammit.
And… do you like "chichipapa"?
-You understood, right? -Yeah.
-Salchipapa. -Salchipapa.
That's a wrap.
Franco, Xime!
Thanks. Thank you, everyone. That's a wrap.
Come here, Ximena. Get over here.
That's all, folks.
Thank you all.
Thank you to all of you extras. To the tech crew, to everyone.
Wonderful.
You can cut.