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[birds chirping]
[somber folk music]
- What the?
I'll fish where I damn well please.
[ominous music]
Okay. Let's see what we got for Jimbo today.
Okay.
[ominous music continues] [water burbling]
Come on.
Come to Jimmy.
Come on.
There we go.
Oh, son.
Whoa! [foreboding music]
Whoa.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa, son.
[Jim chuckles]
It's a biggin.
[foreboding music] [Jim grunts]
[line snaps]
Son of a bitch broke my fucking line!
That was a big fish.
God.
[Jim sighs]
[ominous music continues] [water burbling]
Well, now, where did you come from?
Shoot, you're just a little thing. Just a baby.
Why don't you come back when you're big enough to eat?
[suspenseful music] [water burbling]
[suspenseful music]
[birds chirping]
- [Hope] Chad, I need my caramel latte.
Is there anywhere to stop?
There's, like, a Starbies along the way, right?
- Tonight's gonna be lit! The fridge is packed.
- Say hi to the camera, babe.
- What's good?
You know what time it is. Roach it, baby.
- Wait, babe. This lighting hits so hard.
Get in here. - Oh my God, really?
- Yes! Oh!
Why aren't we there yet?
- Bro. - Well, we would be,
but we're waiting for Sam to finish taking a piss!
- Bitches, bro. - Let's go, bro!
- Guys, hey, it's Pearce! Say hi to the camera.
- What up, bro? Get this for the Gram.
- Oh, yes!
- Oh! Woo!
- [Sarah] Hope, what about you?
- Ugh, lame.
- Let's go, bro! [horn honks]
- Sorry. Ah!
Sorry. Sorry.
- Oh my God, babe. - Party with the boys!
- Sorry. Oh, hey, is this for Instagram?
Hey, it's-
- Just get in the car, bro. We gotta go, okay?
Let's go.
In the trunk. Come on.
- Spring break! Woo!
- Lock him in there. - Get the fuck in there, Sam.
- [Chad] Girls, as soon as we get there,
I say we go straight skinny dipping.
- Woo! - Just buckle up and shut up.
♪ Better watch out, player [group cheers]
♪ Come on - Slay!
- [Chad] I'm about to slay that ass.
[Sarah laughs]
- [Sam] Is there any AC on back here?
- [Chad] Who is that back there?
Oh, shit. Sam.
I can't believe your mom let you out, Sam.
- [Pearce] I think I'm gonna crush
like 15 beers right when we get there.
- [Chad] Bro, you think we got enough beer, dude?
- [Pearce] I basically bought out the store, bro.
- [Chad] Fuck yeah, bro.
- [Sam] Someone's lube is leaking on my leg.
[group chuckles]
- Yeah! - Yeah, best weekend ever.
- [Paisley] I can't wait!
- Pais isn't shy. Are you, Pais?
- Not at all.
- Ah!
- [Sam] My leg is really wet.
- Oh my gosh.
- God, it's so fucking warm in here.
- Babe! - Sorry.
- You're on camera! God!
You keep ruining it. - I'm just saying.
It's like all of the time.
Oh, shit. Are you guys ready for this shit?
- [Sarah] Oh my God.
- [Chad] It's gonna blow your fucking mind.
All right. Let's roll.
- [Pearce] Is anyone else thinking about
hopping in the lake, or is it just me?
- [Sarah] Ooh, Chad!
- Ow! - Let's go, bitches!
- [Sarah] Oh my God.
[Pearce chuckles]
Babe!
- Boom! Yes!
[Chad laughs]
- [Sam] Hey, uh-
- [Sarah] Oh my God, babe!
[Sarah giggles]
- Welcome to paradise, fam!
- [Pearce] Bro.
- Is this place not fucking lit or what?
- [Pearce] Hell yeah, bro!
[Pearce indistinctly chatters] [Sarah and Paisley giggling]
[Sarah and Paisley indistinctly babbling]
- [Sarah] I'm so excited!
- Go low, bro. Uh.
It's all ours, baby. All ours, baby.
- Dope, bro!
- Hey, guys, guys, guys,
before we go in there, we should just remember that,
you know, we're out in the wilderness, right?
There could be, like, animals or who knows what out here,
so we should just try and be careful.
- Yeah.
[group laughs] [playful music]
- Okay, Dad.
Does everyone have their sunscreen?
'Cause I don't want anyone getting a sunburn, you know?
- What about the mosquitoes this time of year, guys?
Don't forget to use a condom!
Fuck yeah, dude.
- Wait, wait. Say it again for the camera.
- I'm just saying UV rays and mosquitoes
can be very dangerous this time of year.
- You know what else can be dangerous?
Me spraying it in your face, bitch.
- Bye. - So unsanitary.
- Loser!
[group chuckles]
- Don't forget the bags, bro.
Bro, this is what I'm hitting every day of the week, bro.
- [Pearce] What's up?
Hey, those work-outs are paying off.
- Call master! Call master!
Shotgun on master, baby.
- [Sarah] Guys.
- [Chad] All right, let's get the fuck in. Come on.
- [Sarah] What's the second amendment?
[door creaks] [ominous music]
- Oh. - It's giving
cottage core toxic masculinity retro vibes.
- Masculine as fuck, babe.
- Bro,
is your uncle a samurai or some shit?
- Hah, no, bro.
He runs a few painkiller pill mills in Florida.
I'm gonna work for him soon.
Dude makes some mad bank, bro.
- What's the Wi-Fi here? I have, like, zero signal.
- Uh, I don't know if he has it, bro.
You know, this is his off-the-ground kinda stuff.
- What?
- Oh my...
- Great, I'm gonna redneck swamp house,
and I can't even post about it.
Oh.
- Hope, just 'cause you're my sister
doesn't mean you get to kill the fucking vibes, okay?
- Step-sister.
- Whatever.
We can all survive for three days without it, right?
[Sarah gasps]
All right, let's all, you know, go set our shit down.
Maybe chill for a little bit in our rooms,
- Okay.
- Then do some shots, baby!
- Yes!
- It's time to rage! [group chuckles]
- Fuck yeah.
Babe, hurry up. I'm horny.
- [Chad] Come on, babe. We're about to break this bed.
- [Sarah] Woo! Spring break!
[idyllic folk music]
[lively folk music]
- Oh! - Yes!
- Yeah, that's right. What you got?
Oh, oh, physical!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
[Chad and Pearce laugh]
Look at that fucking ass you got.
- Does it look good?
- Yeah. That stick that out, baby.
Oh, yeah. Right there.
Fuck yeah.
[lively folk music continues]
- Yeah, squeeze that shit.
Aw, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah.
Sarah's not gonna know what fucking hit her. Oh.
[Chad grunts]
Gotta get the obliques.
Side crunch. Side crunch.
[spray can hisses]
- Woo!
[door squeaks] [lively folk music continues]
- [Pearce] Looks fucking awesome, baby.
- [Pearce & Chad] Oh!
[Chad groans]
- Oh, that was good. Woo.
[birds chirping]
[ominous music] [water burbling]
- Damn, babe. Look at that ass.
[Sarah and Chad chuckle]
- Ooh.
Oh, yeah.
Woop, woop!
Let's party!
- [Chad] Woo, ooh!
- O-M-G. Fit check.
You guys are so fucking cute.
- Tell me this is not a total slay.
I got the pants from Shein.
- Oh my God, babe, take a photo of the three of us.
- Of course.
- Get on that, boy.
- All right. Everyone say "tequila"!
[camera clicking]
- Baby. - Tequila!
- [Chad] Yeah?
- How many times do I have to tell you?
- [Chad] What?
- That is the worst angle ever. Hold it up high.
You're gonna make us look bleh.
- [Chad] Sorry, babe. God damn.
"Tequila." One, two, three.
- [Group] Tequila!
- [Chad] Yeah!
[group chuckles]
- Let me see.
[Chad and Pearce grunt]
Horrid. I look fat.
- Babe.
- Big yikes. We can Facetune it though.
- Party Sam flying in!
[Sam weakly chuckles]
- Bro.
[Chad laughs]
Are you going to church?
- What? - Bro.
What? No, this is a nice shirt.
It's totally in season. It's Bonobos.
- You're giving single dad freeloader vibes.
- Yeah. - Bro.
- It's a nice shirt, Sam. I like it.
- You do?
- Yeah.
[Chad chuckles]
- Hope likes it.
[Sarah scoffs]
- Okay, Hope. Don't wait for us or anything.
- Actually, we probably should eat something, right?
I mean, if we're gonna be drinking all day.
- [Hope] Good point.
- Okay, so for now, I was thinking we would do snackies.
I'm making this vegan dip recipe from Goop,
and then later, I got us gluten-free pizza rolls.
They're, like, bomb.
- Yeah.
- Perfect. That sounds so good.
- Oh, yeah, guys, I also have
some whey protein bars in the closet.
- Fuck that. Let's do another shot.
- Yes!
[Pearce and Chad chuckle]
- Wait, save it. The real toast will be outside.
- Yeah?
- Oh my God, wait, are you guys getting engaged?
- What? No.
I mean, not yet.
Okay, so did you guys bring your school laptops like I said?
- I don't know why. There's not even service.
I can't even do my B reel, girl.
- Just get it and meet us outside for the toast.
- Whatever.
- Maybe it's not a good...
- All right.
[Sam grunts]
God, hurry up, Hope.
- "God, hurry up, Hope."
- Hope.
Don't worry. I'll get the laptops>
[ominous music] [water burbling]
[birds chirping]
- [Sarah] Okay, so I was thinking I would shoot
all these different videos, like,
kind of around the lake, you know,
just to kind of show the wildlife
and how I'm super into wilderness
and hiking and all of that.
I think it'd be super interesting,
and just for my following, you know?
Like, I feel like it's gonna gain me
probably like 50,000 extra followers.
What do you guys think?
Baby?
- [Chad] Yes.
- [Sarah] Pour the shots.
- [Chad] Yes, ma'am.
- Are you gonna tell us why we have our laptops?
It's spring break. I don't wanna look at this.
- Yeah, I'd actually like to know that too.
- Okay, I'm gonna film my toast for TikTok,
and, at the end, you all just follow my lead.
We're gonna throw our laptops into the water at the end.
- Wait, what?
[Chad chuckles]
- Yeah.
- Wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys.
We can't actually be doing this, okay?
- [Pearce] Bro.
- This is a hundred percent gonna go viral, you guys.
Just trust.
- Yes! I love it!
- Okay, are you ready?
- Wait, wait, guys, guys.
We can not throw our laptops into the water, okay?
These belong to the school,
and it's a complete environmental hazard.
- [Pearce] Bro!
- Think of your children's children!
- Bro, stop being such a bitch. Just do it.
Don't you wanna go viral?
- Dog, you know Sarah's really trying to
become an influencer, okay?
Don't ruin her dreams, my guy.
- Yeah, and the school's just gonna give us new ones anyway,
and fuck that capitalist institution.
- I'll need a refill here, Chad.
- Whatever, Hope.
- Chad!
[foreboding music]
Thanks, bro.
- Bro.
- I dedicate this toast to only being young once,
to those of us out there who know
the world is gonna make us get jobs, get old and boring,
and we say no!
We say fuck that! We're young, wild, and free!
Cheers to Gen Z.
We party. We love.
We nurture. We care about one another.
Cheers to us, to life, and to saying fuck the normalcy
and screw their expectations of us!
Cheers, bitches!
- [Group] Woo!
[Chad chuckling]
- [Chad] Let's go!
- [Sarah] Woo!
- YOLO! - Slay!
- [Chad] Get it!
You killed it, babe.
Yes.
[birds chirping]
[ominous music] [water burbling]
- Girl, I had literal tears in my eyes.
That was so slay.
- Like major slay?
- Major slay.
- Ooh!
Well, it would have been perfect if Hope didn't fuck it up.
- I'm not throwing my computer into a lake for a TikTok.
- Babe, it's still gonna be fire AF.
- All right, who wants to go play some beer pong?
- Me! - Fuck yeah!
- [Pearce] Let's go!
[group chuckles] [lively music]
- Hey, it'll be al right.
- Yeah, no, I know. Totally.
I just had a story on it I wanted to finish.
- Oh. You're a writer, huh?
- Oh, no, no, not really.
I mean, not a good one anyways.
Just some stupid short stories.
- Well, I'd like to read them one day.
Hey, let's go get drunk and try to have some fun, huh?
I hear the vegan Goop dip is out of this world.
[Sam chuckles]
- Yeah, sure.
[water splashes] [birds chirping]
[ominous music]
[water burbling] [suspenseful music]
[electricity crackles]
[birds chirping]
[alligator growls] [foreboding music]
[lively party music]
- Fuck! - Yeah!
- [Chad] Hope, can you even see over the table?
The only thing you can make is good grades, Hope.
♪ Oh, yeah
- [Chad] Oh, God, that was so garbage!
I can't believe I'm almost related to you.
- [Pearce] Oh, Sam.
- [Chad] Oh!
- Hope, put your balls in my hole right here. This hole.
- Okay. You first.
- Right here, Hope.
[group laughs] - Aw, fuck!
You got this. - Garbage.
- Oh, shit!
You wanna step outside, bro? - Sorry, sorry.
Bro, you're a loser.
- Shit. - All right, bro.
Get it, homie. You got this, bro.
- Game, bro. - Laser focus, bro.
♪ I got a nice girl and her ass is fat ♪
- Damn! - Fuck!
- Bro! - Okay, so-
- We practice every day!
All those times in your mom's basement.
We trained for this, bro.
- I know, bro.
- It's all right. I got this.
Like usual, I'll carry the team.
Bro, what you need to do,
you dip the ball and you give it a good blow.
[Pearce puffs]
Then you spank it.
Then you close your eyes and use the force.
Boom! Oh, yes!
Let's go, bro!
These bitches ain't got shit on us.
- That's what I'm fucking for, bro!
- Wait, wait, bro.
What is that, five wins now, zero losses?
Y'all better get your shit together.
- Whatever.
- Hey, guys, fair game.
- Come on, bro.
[Pearce chuckles]
[exciting dance music]
- Oh, shit, bro!
- Oh, no!
- This is my fucking song, bro! I used to fuck to it!
♪ Groove that, yeah, I groove that ♪
♪ You wanna get down with it, then prove that ♪
♪ Body all-time ultimate, throw your hands up ♪
♪ If you want to blast - Yeah!
- This slaps!
♪ Yeah, I groove that
♪ You wanna get down with it, then prove that ♪
- Hey, babe. - Hey.
- Are you kicking these guys' asses?
- Oh, you know the fucking vibes, babe.
- Oh, you're so hot when you win.
[Pearce chuckles]
- Okay, you guys.
So, Paispais and I were thinking that, tomorrow,
we would all film a video for TikTok
of us just, like, going around and picking up trash
to show that we did our part to clean up the native lands.
Who's down?
- Me, obvi! - Yeah.
- You mean the lands you all just threw your laptops into?
- That was different. That was to go viral.
- Oh, right.
♪ Grove that, yeah, I groove that ♪
- Whoa, ladies, chill.
There are much, much more important things
to worry about right now, such as fucking beer pong.
- Amen, bro!
- Let's play.
- [Pearce] God's plan, bro.
- Aw, you two are so cute together.
You should totally hook up.
- What?
[group chuckles]
- We all know you want to.
- That's ridiculous.
[group chuckles]
- Yeah, I can tell Sam has a little crush.
- Oh, baby dick.
- No, I don't. What are you talking about?
- I got it. I'm a fucking genius.
Why don't we play one more round?
- Yeah. - Look, guys.
I'm pretty drunk already.
We should all probably just go to bed.
- Fucking lightweight, bro.
- All right, how about this?
If we win, you guys have to hook up.
- Yes!
- If we lose, we never give you two shit again.
- Hm.
- I don't think that's a good-
- Done. We're in.
- Ooh, Hope's got some balls.
- [Sam] We are?
- Yeah, because I don't fucking lose.
- I think I'm out, bro.
- What? Bro.
- No cap.
- Bro! Bro, what?
- Sorry, bro.
- Oh!
Oh, yes. This guy.
Get it, homie. Yes!
- We're gonna go look at the stars.
- Yeah. - Yeah, look at the stars.
- Oh, yeah, sure you are. - Nice.
Yeah. - Have fun, you two.
- Oh, man. I love him.
Hey, babe. - Looks like
it's couple versus couple.
- Yeah, it is.
It's a four-way up in this bitch.
[Chad chuckles]
Let's play.
[crickets chirping]
[Pearce sighs]
[ominous music]
- [Pearce] Babe, do you think I can
touch the bottom of the fucking lake?
- [Paisley] Oh my God, babe.
You could do anything you set your heart to.
- Heh, yeah. I fucking can.
[Pearce sighs]
Babe, do you think this stuff on the lake
is the frogs getting high?
[ominous music] [crickets chirping]
- Oh my God. Totally.
- So fucking cool.
- You're, like, so smart.
- I know, babe. I know.
Babe, how long do you think this lake is?
- Wow, babe. It's, like, so long.
- I think it goes for, like, miles, babe.
[Pearce chuckles]
You look so fucking pretty, babe.
- Is this what you want?
- Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah.
God damn. Your tits are so fire, babe.
You have such fucking amazing tits.
I've never been on no dairy farm before,
but I could milk these things all fucking day.
- Yeah?
- Oh, for sure.
- Aw, fuck.
- What?
- I left the rubbers in the room, babe.
- Seriously?
- I know. I fucked up.
- Well, maybe you could try finally going down on me.
You said, one day, you'd try it.
- Ah.
Babe, you know, it's just, like, totally not my thing.
Plus, I think I hurt my neck
lifting with Chad the other day.
I totally will though, soon. I promise.
- Fine.
- Let me make it up to you, babe.
Sit right there, babe.
- Oh, yes, sir.
Ooh.
Yeah, baby.
- Don't even think about taking this blindfold off,
or you're gonna be in big, big, big trouble.
- Mm.
I love it when you order me around.
- Yeah, you do, babe.
BRB. I'm fucking lightning quick.
[lively music] ♪ Oh, bust the bank open
♪ And drop it low
- No way you make this.
No fucking way.
Told you! You hit me right in the dick.
[crickets chirping]
- Baby boy, where are you?
Pearce?
Pearce, come on. I'm cold.
I need someone to warm me up.
You could say it's getting a little nippy.
Pearce!
OMG.
Babe, come on. Don't waste a good time.
You are, like, totally drying me up right now.
Babe, I'm seriously, like, so un-horny right now.
[grass rustles] [Paisley giggles]
I didn't even hear you come out.
You're, like, so still.
[grass rustles] [ominous music]
Babe, knock it off and come here already.
[alligator growls]
Okay. I'm done.
[tense music] [alligator roars]
[Paisley screaming]
OMG!
[tense music continues] [alligator growling]
[Paisley screaming]
[alligator growls]
[Paisley screams]
[somber music]
♪ You gotta get up [lively music]
- No way.
[Chad laughs]
told you! You suck, again!
[crickets chirping]
- You still ready for me?
I'm all bricked up for you!
[ominous music]
Huh?
Babe?
You know I don't like hide and seek, bro.
[ominous music] [crickets chirping]
Fine, fine, fine.
I'm gonna find you, and when I do,
bad girl getting punished!
Big time.
[water splashing]
I got you. [eerie music]
Paisley?
If you're swimming in there, you're dumb as hell.
There's snakes and shit in there.
Fuck.
Okay.
I give up.
This game's dumb as hell.
It's fine. I don't even wanna bang anymore.
I'll just be sitting here, drinking solo I guess,
holding my dick.
Fucking condoms.
Shit ruins everything.
What a fucking bummer of a night.
[Pearce sighs]
[water splashes]
[ominous music] Bro.
[alligator growls]
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
- Hope sucks, Hope sucks, Hope sucks!
[Chad laughs] [Hope groans]
You suck so bad!
♪ I keep it cool like a refrigerator ♪
- [Chad] Come on, dork.
♪ I got shit for sale
- Fuck! - Yes!
- I did it! - Bitches!
- I can't believe I did that! - Yeah!
- You said you were good!
♪ I said, girl, put your number in my phone ♪
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What about balls back?
- Yes.
- What the fuck is ball's back?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't play those stupid frat boy rules.
We won. You lost.
Drink up.
- [Sam] Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.
[Paisley distantly screams]
- Wait. Did you guys hear that?
- Hear what?
- No, turn the music down. I think I heard screaming.
- Hell yeah, you did.
My boy's probably out there, just tearing that ass up!
- No, no, no. I think I heard something too.
- Hope, what are you doing?
- Just hold on. Shh.
- Okay.
[crickets chirping]
- I don't hear anything.
- I guess Pearce is a two-pump chum.
- No, babe. That's not true.
Not my boy. Trust me.
I taught him how to fuck.
[Chad chuckles]
Cool.
[crickets chirping]
Ugh. This is dumb as hell.
See?
He's good. Totally fine.
- Where's Paisley? I don't see her.
- I don't know, babe.
She's probably out there looking for reception or some shit.
- He isn't moving. Why isn't he moving?
- You're right.
- Post-nut clarity is a real thing, guys.
Relax, and look at him. He is 100% chill.
[eerie music]
[group screaming]
[alligator growls]
Oh, shit! - It's looking right at us!
[ominous music] [alligator growls]
All right. Stay here.
- Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
- It's okay. It's okay.
Shh, shh. Does anybody have a phone?
- Oh my God.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do.
- [Sam] Call the cops.
- Fuck! There's no fucking service, bro!
- [Sam] Shit.
- It's gonna kill us! Did you see what it did to him?
- No, it won't, babe. No, it won't.
He can't see us.
He's not tall enough to look over this wall, babe. Trust.
[foreboding music] [crickets chirping]
- Chad's right. He can't see us.
- No.
- He?
- What?
- Well, you said "he."
How do you know it's a he?
It could be a she or a they or-
- What the fuck difference does it make?
It just ate your friends!
[Sarah sobs]
[knocking at door]
- Oh, fuck, fuck! - Oh my God!
[knocking at door]
- It's ramming the door. It's ramming the door.
- Huh?
[ominous music]
[Hope sighs]
Okay.
See? I told you it can't get in.
[group scream] [foreboding music]
The fuck?
[alligator growls]
Oh, shit. How did it get up there so fast?
- Oh my God.
- You guys, it's on the fucking roof.
[alligator growls]
[foreboding music]
- Oh my God. It's leaving.
- Thank God.
- Yeah, for now. It knows where to find us.
- That scream.
- What?
- That scream you heard earlier, it sounded like Paisley.
- You think she could still be alive?
- I don't know. Maybe.
You guys, she could still be out there.
- Yeah, as his fucking bait, bro.
- Don't say that!
- Babe, enough of this shit.
- Baby, where are you going?
- We're getting the fuck out of here!
Fuck yeah!
- [Hope] You cannot be serious.
- Look, the only way we're getting out of here
is with the Jeep.
I'm gonna go get it.
I might even have to take this thing out for my boy Pearce!
- No, baby. It's too dangerous.
You can't!
- She's right, dude. It's way too dangerous out there.
I'm an alpha, bro!
Yes!
Okay, I'm gonna get the car
and reverse as close as I can to the door.
You all pile in and we GTFO!
On God, it's the only way.
- You're so brave.
- Or massively stupid.
Seriously, Chad! It's a bad idea!
- I'm gonna get us out of here.
I'll go see what else my uncle has in his bedroom.
He might even have a strap.
- A strap-on?
What are you gonna do, fuck it?
- What? No, bro, a strap.
A fucking gun.
- Oh.
- God.
- Yeah, God, Hope. Can you be serious for once?
You're such an idiot!
Baby, wait! Wait!
Don't leave me with them!
- [Chad] Fuck yeah!
- You okay?
- Not really.
You?
- No.
- Yeah.
- And this plan is dumb as shit.
- You can say that again.
- But I don't see any other way.
- I mean, that gator, it seemed different.
Like, could that be even real?
It looked different, right?
Like it was from another planet or something.
Like, none of this makes any sense.
- I know.
- By the way, when Chad was talking about his strap,
I had no idea what he was talking about.
- I did.
- Of course you did.
At least, if we do die tonight,
we'll die having beaten them in beer pong.
- Good point.
- Yeah.
- Hey, it'll be all right.
Chad has an idiot confidence.
Things always go right for people like that.
- Yeah.
- Let's go!
Oh, shit, Hope. I always thought you were gay.
- Fuck off.
- Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I'm actually an ally.
- It's not even the same thing.
- What?
- Chad, are you sure this is a good idea?
I mean, maybe we can come up with something better.
- I was born for it.
- I'm like fucking SEAL Team Six, bro.
[Chad imitates gunfire]
[Chad chuckles]
- So hot.
- Thanks, babe.
- Okay. Is there anything we can do?
- Nah.
It's all me.
The second I go out there-
- Fuck.
- You guys lock this door, okay?
I'm gonna stay low and make my way to the car.
No matter what happens to me out there,
do not open the door until I back the car up, okay?
Okay, babe?
Okay? Okay?
- Okay. - Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
[Sarah indistinctly stammers]
- Babe, I have no fear.
Zero.
I need you to stay strong for me.
- Okay.
- I got this, babe. You know it, right?
- Okay.
- I'm just built different, babe.
[dramatic music]
Mwah!
Woo.
Oh, yeah. No fear.
No fucking fear.
Fear is weakness. Pain is weakness.
- Good luck, man.
- You may be an idiot, but you are brave.
- Guys, it's nothing. This thing ain't got shit on me.
Let's go! Oh!
- Go get 'em, babe! - Woo!
[ominous music]
- Okay.
[crickets chirping]
Oh, fuck.
Fuck, fuck. - He's panicking.
I can't. - He's totally fine.
Shut up. - I can't fucking do this.
- Go get 'em, baby! - Woo!
[group cheers over each other]
- You're good, pal.
- That's good.
Fuck.
- He can do it. He's totally gonna get it.
Move. - Okay, sorry.
[crickets chirping] [suspenseful music]
- [Sam] Okay. Here he goes, here he goes.
- [Hope] Okay.
- Stay low! Stay low!
- You got it. Stay low.
- [Sam] Come on, buddy.
- [Hope] Why is he walking like that?
- [Sarah] It's an athletic stance.
- Yay! - Go get it, baby!
- Woo! - Yeah!
- He's got this.
- Yeah. - Hurry up.
[Chad yelps] [tense music]
- Hello?
- Go, go, go!
- Come on!
Do something! - Go!
Come on!
- Hello?
- [Sarah] OMG.
- Oh, fuck!
Paisley! - He put the katana down!
- Where's the gator? Huh?
- He's close.
- Okay, okay, I got you.
I'm gonna get us out of here, okay? It's gonna be all good.
Stay with me. Let's go.
Go. You got it.
- Oh, Paisley!
- Oh my God! - Paisley!
- I totally forgot about her.
- [Chad] Walk with me now, okay?
- [Hope] Oh, oh, shit.
- [Chad] I got her!
- Oh, put her back.
Put her back. - Ew.
- Ew!
[group screaming] - Chad!
- Oh my God. - Gator, there it is!
- Oh my God, the gator!
[alligator growls] [tense music]
- Oh, fuck!
[Paisley screams] Fuck!
- [Group] Oh my God.
[alligator growls]
- [Chad] Oh, shit!
- [Sarah] Paisley!
[alligator growls]
- [Sam] Army crawl.
Army crawl. - You can do it!
- Come back! Come back!
- Oh, fuck! - Oh my God!
- [Chad] Stay away from us!
- No! - Chad!
[Chad grunts]
- Shit!
- Oh, God.
- I'm warning you.
Back up, fucker! Whoa!
- Yes! - Nice, nice, nice.
Come on.
- Come on, motherfucker.
I'm gonna make some fucking boots out of your ass!
Hi-yah!
[Chad grunts]
Who's your daddy? Huh?
Say it. Fuck you!
[Chad grunting]
- Come on! - Go, go!
- You ain't got shit on me.
Back, bitch!
[Chad grunts]
- Get him, baby! - All right, good.
- Yeah! - Get him!
- Okay, yes. - There we go, there we go.
[Chad grunting]
- Oh! - Oh, whoa, whoa.
- Get back, bitch! Fucking go back to your home!
Fuck you!
- Oh my God. - Come on, come on.
Get it!
- Bitch!
[mysterious music] [Chad gasps]
- What the?
Whoa.
[dramatic music]
What the fuck?
Bro!
[alligator growls]
Bro.
[group screams]
[crickets chirping]
[Sarah sobbing] [solemn music]
- He was so sweet.
Why?
Why is this happening to me?
We were gonna get married someday.
- Uh, yeah.
I'm really sorry, Sarah.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck are we gonna do?
- I don't know. That thing didn't even look real.
- Well, it is. You saw what it just did to Chad.
[Sarah sobs]
Sorry, Sarah.
How the fuck are we gonna get outta here?
- I don't know.
- Sam!
- I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
What if we, like, distracted it with our food or something?
- Do you think that thing's gonna want
Gwyneth Paltrow's vegan tahini dip and some olives?
- Yeah. Maybe.
- Still alive.
- What was that, Sarah?
- Do you think he could still be alive, like Paisley?
- Who?
- Chad!
- Um.
- Uh.
- Maybe.
- [Hope and Sam] Yeah, yeah.
- Probably.
- [Hope] It's looking good.
- Mhm.
There's a big chance.
Yeah.
- [Hope] Yeah.
[knocking at door] [ominous music]
- Chad! Chad!
[tense music] [Sarah yelps]
- Paisley! - Christ!
- Oh my God!
- Holy fuck. I completely forgot about her.
- Help! It's so big!
[tense music] [alligator growls]
- No, ew! Get off me!
Get off me! [Paisley screams]
Get off me!
[Sarah and Paisley screaming]
[ominous music]
- What are you doing?
- It's okay.
[foreboding music]
- Do you see it?
[Sam sighs]
- Oh, no, no.
Wait, look, look, look. Look, over there.
- [Sarah] No, no, no.
[Sarah whimpers]
- By the basketball hoop.
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
[Sarah panting] [foreboding music]
- Oh my God.
[ominous music] [alligator growling]
[Paisley coughing]
[Sarah panting]
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
It's gonna fucking eat her!
- Okay. We need to distract it.
- It's been kind of nice, just the two of us.
I mean, what do we do?
- The food. The food.
We can distract it with the food.
The, the, the-
- The dip, the dip! - The dip shit
that she likes to eat, that disgusting
Gwyneth Paltrow. - Get it, get it, get it!
- [Hope] LA shit she likes.
Where the hell would you keep something like that?
Oh, the fridge!
- Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- What?
- Are you sure?
- Yes. We have to try something.
Okay?
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Don't be a baby.
Okay.
Here we go.
[tense music]
Hey, asshole! Come get it!
[alligator growls]
Oh! Okay!
[ominous music]
[hoop rattles]
- Oh my God, Pearce! Ew!
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
[tense music]
[ominous music]
- Huh, shit. Gators like tahini dip.
- [Hope] Oh, thank God.
- Come on, come on, come on.
- [Sarah] Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
- Yeah! - Come on, come on!
Get in there! Get in the car!
[Sarah screams]
- úShit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
- Oh, she made it!
- Yes! - She made it!
- Okay!
[suspenseful music]
- I think I insulted it with the dip.
- Oh my God.
Oh my God. The keys.
[ominous music]
- Oh. Oh, shit.
- [Sam] Uh.
- Oh my God.
[Sarah yelps] [alligator growls]
Shit. Oh my God, shit.
Please don't kill me, Mr. Gator.
I promise I'll return my gator handbag.
[Sarah gasping]
Okay, Sarah.
You can do this. You can do this.
[Sarah panting] [foreboding music]
[alligator growls]
[Sarah panting] [foreboding music continues]
[alligator growls] [tense music]
[Sarah screaming]
- Oh, God!
Help me move the couch.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Okay.
[Sam grunts]
You got it?
- [Hope] Yeah.
- Okay, okay. Now pull it.
Okay. Okay.
Is it bizarrely quiet?
- Why isn't it trying to get in?
- Maybe the dip killed it.
- I can't fucking believe this is happening.
- Better them than us, right?
- Yeah.
- Right?
- Are you kidding me?
- Shit, shit.
[crickets chirping]
[ominous music] [alligator growls]
- I didn't even wanna fucking be here, okay?
My mom guilt tripped me into coming
so I could get to know Chad better.
Why did I listen? I could be home.
Instead, I am in the fucking redneck riviera,
hiding from a man-eating gator!
- I didn't even want to be here either.
- At least they're your friends.
Well, they were.
- I mean, not really.
Those guys are fucking assholes.
I don't even like them, and they sound dumb as shit.
- So why did you come?
- I, uh...
I heard you were coming.
- But you didn't even know me.
- Chad kinda showed me a picture of you,
and I may have stalked your Instagram.
- You did?
- Yeah.
I don't even know why I'm admitting this right now.
It's probably 'cause we're both gonna die tonight, but yeah.
- That's kind of creepy.
- Sorry.
- But cute.
[gentle music]
[alligator growls] [Sam gasps]
- Oh, God.
[crickets chirping]
[foreboding music]
[birds chirping]
[ominous music] [alligator growls]
[gentle music]
[Sam gasps] [mysterious music]
Hey. Wake up.
- What, what, what, what, what?
- We fell asleep.
- Shit.
- [Sam] Yeah.
- I was hoping this was all just a nightmare.
- Yeah, me too.
- How long were we out?
- A few hours or so.
- Do you think it's still out there?
I mean, maybe it gave up and it went away.
- Maybe.
[playful music]
- Oh. I'll go check.
- Yeah. Thank you.
[foreboding music]
- Okay.
It's fine.
[tense music] [Sam gasps]
- What?
[Sam screams]
- [Sam] Holy shit!
- So?
- Yeah, so it was just right outside the window,
waiting for us.
- Fuck!
- [Sam] Yeah.
- And Sarah, I mean, is she-
- Dead, arm severed, keys in her hand.
I think we're fucked.
- Well, what is it doing?
- Oh, you know, it's like regular alligator stuff,
just floating through the air,
circling the corpse of our best friend.
- Did you see anyone else out there?
- No, no. I'm pretty sure it ate them all.
- Fuck!
- Yeah.
- The keys.
- What?
- The keys. You said the keys are still in Sarah's hand.
- Yeah. Her bloody, disgusting, severed hand.
- Okay, okay, so then what if we distract it?
- We give it her other hand!
- No.
We lead it outside and then we make a break for it
and we grab the keys and we just get the fuck out of here.
- No, no, no, no, no. That didn't work.
We already tried that.
Remember, with the vegan Goop tahini dip?
He doesn't want that. He's too smart for it.
He wants us. He wants meat.
- Okay, well, we have to try something,
or else we're gonna end up like them.
- I like my hands. I want two hands.
- I know, so I need you to think.
- The Bluetooth speaker!
- What?
- Get the speaker.
- [Hope] Okay.
- What if we somehow
connect our phone and play some loud-ass song
and we throw it out this door?
The gator thinks it's us.
Distracts it long enough for us to get to the car.
- Holy shit. That might actually work.
You're a genius. I love you.
Okay, okay, okay. God, these fucking things.
- [Speaker] Connecting to King Chad the Sex God iPhone.
- It's still connected to his phone!
- Hurry up!
- Okay, okay, okay.
- [Speaker] Disconnecting King Chad the Sex God iPhone.
- Oh, yeah, nice.
[suspenseful music]
- Hurry!
- [Hope] Okay, okay, okay.
- [Speaker] Connecting to Hope iPhone.
- Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
- No, no, no. Get it, get it, get it.
- Okay, okay, okay. Shit, the speaker.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Are you ready?
- [Sam] Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
- Wait.
[tender music]
- What was that for?
- That's in case you get eaten alive.
Oh!
- That's for good luck. I've never kissed anyone before.
- Oh!
Oh. Okay.
- Let's do it.
- Right!
Hey, asshole, come get it!
[lively music] ♪ Come on
♪ Seems to me some things I've seen about the scenery ♪
♪ I can't believe
- Go, go, go! - Okay, okay!
[Sam and Hope shout]
[vocalist indistinctly rapping]
♪ Too bad you too mad 'cause you trash ♪
♪ Two Mexicans sneaking through the border ♪
♪ She rep me like she looking for more ♪
♪ Gatekeeper gotta go harder, I'm too hot ♪
[tense music] [alligator growls]
- Get the keys! Get the keys!
- Sarah!
[foreboding music]
[Sam whimpers]
- I'm sorry, Sarah!
Okay, okay, okay.
- [Sam] Hurry! Hurry!
- [Hope] Oh my God. Oh my God.
- Hurry, throw me the keys! Throw me the keys!
- [Hope] Her fingers are still clutching it.
- Just throw me the arm! It's a push to start!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, ready?
Here we go. Are you ready?
Are you ready? Here we go.
Oh my God.
[Hope cheers] [Sam groans]
Oh my God. Oh my God.
[Sam groans] [tense music]
Oh, oh, oh.
[footsteps echoing] [ominous music]
[footsteps booming]
[dramatic music] [alligator growling]
- Holy fucking shit.
- Sam, get us the fuck out of here now!
[Sam gasps] [tense music]
[alligator growls]
[Hope screams] [tense music]
- [Speaker] Battery at 3%. Reducing volume.
[tense music continues]
- Wait. He stopped.
He's giving up.
- What?
- Look!
- [Speaker] Battery at 1%. Powering down.
- What the hell am I even looking at?
- It shrunk. Oh my God.
[Sam chuckles]
- I can't believe it!
- How is that even possible?
- Who cares? We did it.
We really fucking did it!
[Sam and Hope chuckle]
- Mwah.
- What was that one for?
- That's a taste of what's gonna happen later.
- [Sam] I like the sound of that.
- [Hope] Yeah! Woo!
[playful music]
[peaceful music] Sam?
- [Sam] Yeah?
- [Hope] That's not my hand.
- [Sam] Oh, fuck!
[foreboding music]
[alligator growls]
[tense music]
[tense music continues]