1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,958 --> 00:00:07,958 [festive music playing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:21,083 [mouse clicking] 5 00:00:23,541 --> 00:00:25,541 [festive music continues] 6 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:28,041 [woman 1] A lot of people feel that holiday newsletters 7 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:29,875 are corny and old-fashioned. 8 00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:30,916 [Santa] Ho-ho-ho! 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,416 [woman 1] But in our family, 10 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:35,500 they're a time-honored tradition, so here goes. 11 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:36,875 [keyboard clacking] 12 00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:40,416 "Dear friends, family, 13 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,875 and fellow Earth dwellers." 14 00:00:43,875 --> 00:00:47,541 "We're back, after a brief one-year hiatus, 15 00:00:47,625 --> 00:00:51,625 to report on the latest and greatest in the Jennings family." 16 00:00:51,708 --> 00:00:53,500 "Life just seems to fly by, 17 00:00:54,041 --> 00:00:57,333 but that's what happens when you're having a splendiferous time." 18 00:00:57,416 --> 00:00:58,416 Ugh. 19 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:00,000 "At only ten years old, 20 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:01,416 our daughter, Beatrix, 21 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:05,708 became the youngest person ever accepted to Harvard University." 22 00:01:05,791 --> 00:01:07,375 "As for our oldest son, Daniel, 23 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:11,791 his work continues helping to avert a humanitarian crisis in Africa, 24 00:01:11,875 --> 00:01:14,416 and building a water purification system 25 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:17,458 that'll bring fresh and clean water to thousands." 26 00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:21,083 -Ugh. -"And my better half, Valentino, 27 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:23,875 runs a highly-successful karate dojo." 28 00:01:24,458 --> 00:01:27,791 "He's also directing our town's annual Christmas pageant, 29 00:01:27,875 --> 00:01:30,791 which is Hadley Falls' biggest event of the year." 30 00:01:31,666 --> 00:01:33,791 "And In case you're wondering about little ol' me, 31 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:36,250 well, my hard work finally paid off, 32 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:40,291 and I was able to sell Jennings Aviation this year and retire early." 33 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:43,416 "I'm always searching for new adventures." 34 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:48,041 "The latest is fulfilling Daniel's dream to promote green energy 35 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:52,333 by taking a family trip around the world in a solar-powered hot air balloon." 36 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,125 -[music stops suddenly] -[woman 2] Really? 37 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:55,875 Who sends Christmas letters anymore? 38 00:01:55,958 --> 00:01:58,458 I mean, how much of this can a person take? 39 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,416 [light music plays] 40 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,458 Don't bother. I know the answer. 41 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:06,958 As for me, I would never send one of those letters. 42 00:02:07,041 --> 00:02:08,083 Why, you might ask? 43 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:12,500 Well, my family's accomplishments are hardly newsworthy. 44 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:15,583 This is my youngest, Dora. Cute as a button. 45 00:02:15,666 --> 00:02:17,125 [triumphant music playing] 46 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:20,166 But thanks to Marvel, she believes she has superpowers. 47 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:21,416 [grunting] 48 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:24,416 "Super strength"? 49 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,958 Okay, we can cross that one off the list. 50 00:02:27,041 --> 00:02:28,000 Never mind. 51 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:29,166 Let's get in the car. 52 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,291 And do me a favor, give me a heads-up before you try flying again. 53 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:33,416 Okay, Mom. 54 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:38,375 I know everyone thinks their kids are exceptional, but… come on already. 55 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:39,375 [shrieks] 56 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:40,375 [gasps] 57 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:42,625 I nominate Bob for copilot. 58 00:02:42,708 --> 00:02:45,250 -He's a born navigator. -[woman 2] And then there's Grant. 59 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:49,000 -[bang snaps popping] -[woman 2] He thinks he's a ninja warrior. 60 00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:52,791 And his only friend in the world is a stufty named Monkey Bob. 61 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:57,958 -Do we really have to go to Aunt Stacy's? -They're family. It's Christmas. 62 00:02:58,041 --> 00:03:00,416 Why can't we go to Jackie's house? 63 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,458 -Who? -Your pal Jackie from this letter. 64 00:03:04,541 --> 00:03:06,250 They sound super awesome. 65 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:08,250 You are friends, right? 66 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:11,666 Pfft! I mean, no. Yes, we were. 67 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:15,583 -Sort of. A long time ago. -I wanna fly in her balloon. 68 00:03:15,666 --> 00:03:18,500 [scoffs] Okay. Well, let me tell you something about my BFF, Jackie. 69 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:22,583 I would love nothing more than to show up at her house uninvited 70 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:25,833 and to see the actual truth of all her imagined… 71 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:28,125 Forget it. 72 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,875 Uh, put Aunt Stacy's new address in here, and don't download any games. 73 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:34,583 What? 74 00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:36,958 Yeah. 75 00:03:38,416 --> 00:03:39,625 Hop on in. Okay, kiddo? 76 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:41,791 [woman 2] This is my adorable husband, the dreamer. 77 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:44,541 Every house he sees for sale, 78 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:47,833 he thinks it's an opportunity to make some big money. 79 00:03:47,916 --> 00:03:50,791 -Check this out. -[woman 2] He dreams. I worry. 80 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,875 We can't afford to buy that house right now. 81 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:55,875 -Let's just dip into the emergency fund. -That would be a swan dive. 82 00:03:55,958 --> 00:03:59,791 It's for emergencies, like losing our jobs, or a flood, or… 83 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:01,500 zombies? 84 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:05,458 [lively music playing] 85 00:04:05,541 --> 00:04:07,791 Your Chip Mitt is gonna pay off, babe. 86 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:10,583 It's just taking a little longer than we thought. 87 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:13,250 -A little. -What was it John Lennon said? 88 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:16,166 "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." 89 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:19,833 [woman 2] As for me, I finally gave up my dream to be a famous inventor. 90 00:04:21,166 --> 00:04:23,750 I'm a reliability engineer with StarTech Industries. 91 00:04:23,833 --> 00:04:27,375 When stuff you buy goes south, like our flaming vacuum cleaner here, 92 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:32,291 which Consumer Weekly nicknamed "The Vacuum of Death," 93 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:34,958 -I'm the one you call to clean up-- Oop! -[igniting] 94 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:39,333 [sighs] All right. 95 00:04:39,916 --> 00:04:41,041 [car door slams] 96 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,500 Andiamo. 97 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:45,875 Um, I think Bob just peed in the car. 98 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:49,083 Gross! What if I have super smell? 99 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:51,750 It'll be way, way worse for me. 100 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,666 It's gonna be a long drive to my sister's. 101 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:56,833 Yep. All right, the Sanders holiday travel train 102 00:04:56,916 --> 00:04:58,541 is finally leaving the station. 103 00:04:58,625 --> 00:05:00,250 Choo choo! 104 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:03,125 [woman 2] Only two hours behind schedule. We are improving. 105 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:04,291 Hit the brakes! 106 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:06,333 -[brakes screech] -[screams] 107 00:05:06,416 --> 00:05:07,625 [Grant] Oh… 108 00:05:08,916 --> 00:05:11,000 -Dude! -I just remembered. 109 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:13,041 We forgot to tell Santa where we'll be! 110 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:14,958 What if he sees we're not there 111 00:05:15,041 --> 00:05:17,541 and gives our presents to the kids next door? 112 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:19,708 First of all, don't ever scream, "Hit the brakes." 113 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:22,208 And second, Santa knows. 114 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:23,833 How do you know he knows? 115 00:05:23,916 --> 00:05:29,291 -'Cause I called him. -You actually spoke… to Santa? 116 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:31,708 The fat man and I are like that, yo! 117 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:35,291 Homie. 118 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:38,791 Don't do that in public. 119 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:42,041 -Okay! -[festive music playing] 120 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:55,833 ♪ Everybody, come on over ♪ 121 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:58,958 [man] Wow. 122 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:00,833 Is that… 123 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:05,000 Uh, the Jennings Holiday Newsletter. They missed sending it last year. 124 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:08,208 -I was wondering how they were doing. -Well, that's not gonna tell you anything. 125 00:06:08,291 --> 00:06:10,166 It's the most absurd thing ever. 126 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:12,625 It's a holiday letter. They're always-- 127 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:14,458 Smug? Boastful? 128 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,666 Overly positive. 129 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:19,500 I mean, doesn't it bother you that she makes up this preposterous stuff, 130 00:06:19,583 --> 00:06:22,625 and then she broadcasts it to her "fellow Earth dwellers"? 131 00:06:22,708 --> 00:06:24,791 [mockingly] Like, "Oh, you're life is amazing." 132 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:27,083 -How do you know she's making it up? -That's who she is. 133 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:29,833 Do you remember when she said she was best friends with Mariah Carey, 134 00:06:29,916 --> 00:06:31,666 and she got her to sing at our graduation, 135 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:34,333 and then Mariah's tour bus conveniently got a flat? 136 00:06:34,416 --> 00:06:37,083 And she even claimed that you proposed to her three times. 137 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:39,875 [scoffs] Well, that is ridiculous. 138 00:06:40,541 --> 00:06:41,458 It was only once. 139 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:43,458 Kidding. 140 00:06:43,958 --> 00:06:46,375 You're just defending her 'cause when you two dated, 141 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:48,875 you were in that No Doubt cover band. 142 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:51,750 -It was not a cover band. -It was called Total Certainty. 143 00:06:51,833 --> 00:06:55,041 -We sang all original songs. -That sounded exactly like No Doubt. 144 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:58,375 Okay, look, I'm not defending anyone, 145 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:03,041 but just because Jackie embellishes a little does not mean-- 146 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:08,458 Nobody's life is that wonderful, that perfect, that "splendiferous." 147 00:07:08,541 --> 00:07:11,541 By, uh… "nobody's life," 148 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:12,625 you mean ours? 149 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:15,000 -Rob! -Let me know when you wanna switch. 150 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,958 [Rob grunts softly, sighs] 151 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:22,125 ["We Wish You a Merry Christmas" playing] 152 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 [automated voice] In half a mile, take the exit on the right. 153 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,375 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 154 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:32,583 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 155 00:07:32,666 --> 00:07:36,875 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas And a happy New Year ♪ 156 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,166 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 157 00:07:39,916 --> 00:07:41,875 ♪ Wish you a merry… ♪ 158 00:07:41,958 --> 00:07:43,958 -♪ Wish you a merry… ♪ -[song fades] 159 00:07:44,041 --> 00:07:46,041 [ethereal music playing] 160 00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:53,833 [expectant music playing] 161 00:07:57,833 --> 00:08:00,250 I thought your sister moved closer to us. 162 00:08:00,916 --> 00:08:04,000 -Isn't it almost midnight? -I know. It does seem far. 163 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:07,666 Could that be her house? 164 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,750 -It sure is pretty. -[Rob] Are you kidding me? 165 00:08:10,833 --> 00:08:13,958 Did you see the Santa on the-- It's like a real-life sled. 166 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:16,666 [expectant music continues] 167 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Wow! 168 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,708 Looks like Stacy hit the lottery. 169 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:32,833 I mean, she said her new house was nicer, but I didn't think it'd be this nicer. 170 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,916 Okay, you guys stay in the car. 171 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,875 I texted to let them know we'd be late. I hope they're still up. 172 00:08:44,541 --> 00:08:46,541 -[doorbell ringing] -[man on recording] Ho-ho-ho! 173 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:48,541 -[electricity flickers] -[recording winds down] 174 00:08:48,625 --> 00:08:49,958 [yelps] 175 00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:51,166 Oh no. 176 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:53,125 -[grunts] Damn it. -[door opens] 177 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,208 -[gasps] -[gasps] 178 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:56,833 Charlotte Sanders? 179 00:08:56,916 --> 00:08:57,875 Jackie Jennings? 180 00:08:57,958 --> 00:08:59,416 [laughing] 181 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,875 Oh my God! 182 00:09:02,958 --> 00:09:05,500 Robbie, my rocker! Hey. 183 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:07,208 Hey, Jax. [chuckles dryly] 184 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,625 What on earth are you doing here? I mean, is the band getting back together? 185 00:09:11,708 --> 00:09:15,000 I was gonna ask you the same question. Isn't this my sister Stacy's house? 186 00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:17,000 Uh, no, silly. This is my house. 187 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:19,375 Honey, are you sure you put the right address in your phone? 188 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:20,625 Of course I'm sure. 189 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,583 Oh wait, actually, I didn't put it in, I-- 190 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:25,791 Surprise! 191 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,250 Merry Christmas, Mom. 192 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:31,750 Oh wow. He's stealthy. I'm guessing he's one of yours? 193 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:32,750 Not for long. 194 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:36,375 Grant Sanders, you have no idea how much trouble you and that monkey are in. 195 00:09:36,458 --> 00:09:38,500 But you said there was nothing you would love more 196 00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:40,375 than to show up at Jackie's house uninvited-- 197 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:42,625 -Oh, that's enough. -[Jackie] You said that? 198 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,333 Uh, technically, I may have. 199 00:09:44,416 --> 00:09:45,958 That is so sweet, Char. 200 00:09:46,041 --> 00:09:47,583 Listen, I have been putting 201 00:09:47,666 --> 00:09:49,916 "stop by anytime" on our newsletter for years, 202 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,500 and nobody has ever taken us up on the offer. 203 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,458 Val and I actually have a bet going, 204 00:09:54,541 --> 00:09:58,291 and what I just won is gonna put us on Santa's "very naughty" list. 205 00:09:58,375 --> 00:10:00,750 -[whispers] If you know what I mean. -I'll try to imagine. 206 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:03,333 -[Jackie laughs] -This is so awkward, um… 207 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:06,166 Oh, I am so sorry for waking you up. 208 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:09,666 I'm sorry for the mix-up, and, um, well, have a good night. 209 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:12,041 Wait a minute. Where do you think you're going, young lady? 210 00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:13,541 Oh, well, to my sister's. 211 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,708 At this hour? I don't think so. 212 00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:19,666 Grab your bags. There is plenty of room here at the inn. 213 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:20,666 Oh, no, no. 214 00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:24,416 Are we here? I gotta pee super badly. 215 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,875 Me too. 216 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:29,375 Me three. 217 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:32,750 Okay. Well, we're gonna leave first thing in the morning. 218 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,500 Of course! After breakfast. You have to meet the fam. 219 00:10:35,583 --> 00:10:36,583 Okay, come on. 220 00:10:38,625 --> 00:10:41,750 Whoa, this place is like Wayne Manor. 221 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,833 [intriguing music playing] 222 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:57,958 I hope you grounded him for life! 223 00:10:58,041 --> 00:11:00,541 He's claiming it was all Monkey Bob's idea, 224 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:04,125 who, by the way, has his own room, and it's bigger than our entire apartment. 225 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:06,291 -I guess he needs his space. -[knock on door] 226 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,250 Hmm. 227 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:10,625 Hey. 228 00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:13,375 I remember Robbie's toes get cold at night. 229 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:17,375 Now, I am right next door. 230 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:20,875 If you guys need anything, you just knock, okay? 231 00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:23,500 Oh, and, Robbie, look what I found. 232 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,791 This is when we won the Battle of the Bands. 233 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,625 -We killed it that night! -[laughs] What? 234 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:30,083 -[Jackie] Remember? -Wow! Well… 235 00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,291 Yeah, that was a long time ago. 236 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:34,125 Ah! It feels like yesterday. 237 00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:35,250 [chuckles softly] 238 00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:40,000 Okay. So cute. 239 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:43,833 Good night, Robbie. 240 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,083 Good night, Jax. 241 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:49,875 -[door closes] -Oh my God. "Jax. Robbie." 242 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:52,708 [chuckles] You guys had pet names? I mean, how serious were you? 243 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,791 I thought you just kinda sorta dated? 244 00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:57,250 Well, we sorta did. 245 00:11:58,375 --> 00:11:59,791 But Jax-- Jackie-- 246 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:02,583 Jacqueline was, uh, you know, 247 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:05,458 she was my first college girlfriend. 248 00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:06,541 [Charlotte] Mm-hmm. 249 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,583 [Rob sighs softly] 250 00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:10,750 -[light music plays] -Hmm. Hmm. 251 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:11,958 Okay. 252 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:19,583 So, what did you see in her, anyway? 253 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,291 Oh God. 254 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,583 I don't know. 255 00:12:23,666 --> 00:12:26,500 I was young and sheltered, and she was, like, 256 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,791 smart, and crazy, and spontaneous. 257 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:31,125 -I mean, she was always up for anything. -Huh. 258 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:35,041 Well, I'm spontaneous. I'm always up for anything. 259 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:37,750 You are? 260 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:40,416 [intriguing music playing] 261 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,583 [Charlotte] Mmm. 262 00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:43,458 -But here? -Sure. 263 00:12:44,541 --> 00:12:46,000 -Now? -Why not? 264 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,875 I don't trust your motives. 265 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:52,083 -What does that mean? -It's suspicious behavior, that's all. 266 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:56,750 Got it. 267 00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:57,666 Ah. 268 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,958 Okay. [grunts softly] 269 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,333 [sighs] 270 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,625 Night, Miss Spontaneous. 271 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,666 -[mischievous music playing] -[bed rattling] 272 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:20,958 [rattling continues] 273 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,916 Guess she won the bet. 274 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,041 -[glass shatters] -[Charlotte] Oops! 275 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:31,458 Oh… 276 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,500 Looks better this way. 277 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,000 What-- Really, Charlotte? 278 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,583 No, no, you don't understand. I didn't do anything. It fell. 279 00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:40,500 [Rob] Yeah. 280 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:42,875 [grunts] 281 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,458 [rattling continues] 282 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,250 [expectant music playing] 283 00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:04,083 -[shrieks] -[door opens] 284 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,375 [roaring] 285 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:09,833 There you are, buddy. Sorry, Mom. 286 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,250 Sometimes Bob likes to watch you sleep. 287 00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:19,250 -Um, where is everybody? -Kitchen. 288 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:22,333 Is it okay if we try to find the car after breakfast? 289 00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:26,208 Sure. I mean, wait. What do you mean, "find the car"? 290 00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:28,291 ["Snow" by JJ Heller playing] 291 00:14:29,666 --> 00:14:31,291 ♪ Snow ♪ 292 00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:32,500 [exclaims] 293 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:35,916 ♪ It won't be long Before we'll all be there with snow… ♪ 294 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,625 Don't bother, Nanook. 295 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:41,791 What do you mean? We have to get to my sister's. 296 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,208 I already spoke to Stacy. 297 00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:45,458 They got hit worse than us. Totally snowed in. 298 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:47,208 We'll try to see her for New Year's. 299 00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:49,916 Come inside. Jackie and Val whipped up an incredible breakfast. 300 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,166 Okay. 301 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,625 But then we're going home! 302 00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:55,541 On skis, chains, sled dogs, whatever. 303 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,458 By the way, try not to stare. 304 00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:07,958 Stare? Why would I-- 305 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:12,000 -["O Holy Night" playing] -♪ O, holy Night ♪ 306 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:17,000 ♪ The stars are brightly shining ♪ 307 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,208 ♪ It is the night… ♪ 308 00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:22,500 Charlotte Sanders. It's nice to finally meet you. 309 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,958 I'm Valentino Miguel Garcia Jennings. 310 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:27,291 Freshly squeezed. 311 00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:28,916 [Charlotte] Mmm! 312 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,083 ♪ Long lay the world ♪ 313 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:36,916 ♪ In sin and error pining… ♪ 314 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,875 -[in Spanish] No good? -Yes. 315 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,541 [in English] Chest I ever ha-- I mean, it's the best. 316 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:44,166 The best I ever had. 317 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,625 I am so excited to talk to you about your dissertation. 318 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,666 [Charlotte] You've read my dissertation? 319 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,875 A bedtime story for our daughter, Beatrix. 320 00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:53,583 We both found it… fascinating. 321 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,083 [giggles nervously] 322 00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:57,875 [sipping loudly] 323 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,458 Ah! Honey, this is Beatrix. 324 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:07,250 I found a few calculation errors in your formula, by the way. 325 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,625 Sweetheart, what did we tell you? 326 00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,833 -Don't correct the guest. -Mm-hmm. 327 00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:13,291 She's our little genius. 328 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:15,583 Cute. But there were no errors. 329 00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:19,416 [Jackie] Pancakes are ready. First up, Dora. 330 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,541 Here you are, sweetie. 331 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:24,916 Look, Mom! Aunt Jackie made pancake shapes. 332 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,125 Wow, pancake shapes, just like I make. 333 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,875 No. These look like real things. 334 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:34,625 -And mine look like what? -Not Super Dora. 335 00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:40,625 Aunt Jackie, Uncle Val, Bob would like to thank you for your generous hospitality. 336 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,666 He's not used to being treated so… 337 00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:46,125 civilly. 338 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:50,333 Well, man or a monkey, a guest is a guest. 339 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,375 For my king of rock and roll. 340 00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:55,083 [laughs] Oh! 341 00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,500 What? That's amazing. It's a crown. 342 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:58,583 It's a crown. 343 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,791 Mom, what was all that banging last night? 344 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:13,541 Oh! That was just your Aunt Jackie and Uncle Val moving some furniture. 345 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,458 -[Val] Mmm. -It's an adult thing. 346 00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:18,000 You guys don't move furniture like that at night. 347 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:19,750 Ooh! 348 00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:20,666 Uh… oh. 349 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,166 Um… 350 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,125 Hmm. 351 00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:27,583 We, um, move furniture all the time. 352 00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:29,000 [chuckling] 353 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,833 We just do it quietly. 354 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,500 But that doesn't mean it's not getting moved 355 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:38,833 and getting moved real well. 356 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,666 The nucleus of an atom. 357 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:46,583 For the girl who single-handedly got me through Physics 101. 358 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:50,541 [chuckles] Listen, your mother was the most brilliant student in college. 359 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:53,916 Without her as my tutor, I never would have graduated. 360 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:58,250 Oh, which reminds me, Robbie, did you ask her yet? 361 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,166 Ask me what? 362 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,208 Oh, well, um… 363 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,541 Jaqueline, uh, invited us to stay for Christmas. 364 00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,083 Yes! It will be so great, Char. 365 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:13,291 I mean, we can catch up and have us some serious girl time. 366 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:14,750 It's been way too long. 367 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:17,541 That is incredibly generous, but we could not possibly-- 368 00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:21,458 Christmas with Jackie is a life-altering experience. 369 00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:23,125 Please, Mom. 370 00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:26,208 Me and Bob wanna stay. Please? 371 00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,291 Oh, um… 372 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:28,958 [laughs] I mean, um… 373 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,083 It's up to your dad. Rob? 374 00:18:31,666 --> 00:18:32,958 [chuckles] Uh… 375 00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:35,791 Well, then it's settled. 'Cause Robbie already said yes. 376 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,333 Hey. 377 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,583 -[bell ringing] -Do we all hear that? 378 00:18:39,666 --> 00:18:41,583 -Yeah! I heard it! It's-- -[Dora] I hear bells. 379 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:43,583 -[Dora] Sleigh bells! -I… I hear it. 380 00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:44,500 [Grant] Yeah. 381 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,416 [imitating Bob] I heard it too. I heard it. 382 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:51,750 Are there letters in the stockings? How do you like that? 383 00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:55,375 Ooh! This one is addressed to Theodora Sanders. 384 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:59,500 Is that what Dora is short for? I thought it was "adorable." 385 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,375 And, ooh, Grant! 386 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:06,041 -Really? -[Jackie] Mm-hmm. 387 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:11,041 And there's another one to a Bob Sanders. 388 00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,958 Could that be Monkey Bob? 389 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:15,458 [chuckling] I wonder who they're from? 390 00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:19,291 [Grant] It's from Santa! 391 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,625 [Jackie gasps softly] 392 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:23,416 It says, "Dear Honorable Ninja Grant." 393 00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:25,666 But the flue was closed. 394 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,041 "I've been informed you'll be staying with the super cool 395 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,875 Jennings family this Christmas." 396 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:32,666 "I will deliver your presents to their home in Hadley Falls." 397 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,083 "Merry Christmas. Santa Claus." 398 00:19:38,541 --> 00:19:40,500 Best Christmas ever. 399 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,458 How could you say yes? Now we are trapped. 400 00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:53,500 This isn't the Donner Pass. And I didn't say yes. 401 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,625 I just said I was fine with it if you were. 402 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:57,458 We still have three days till Christmas Eve. 403 00:19:57,541 --> 00:20:00,166 We leave as soon as the weather clears, we can get home in time for-- 404 00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,125 What? For what? 405 00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:05,666 -What is wrong with Christmas here? -Ugh. 406 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,250 Is the real reason you don't wanna stay what I think it is? 407 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:13,583 You mean about you and Jackie? Pfft! Don't be ridiculous. 408 00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:14,541 Are you sure? 409 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:17,666 'Cause, look, I would totally understand if-- 410 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,833 I'm positive. I mean, I'm not threatened by Jackie. 411 00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:24,916 Okay. All right. I was just being sensitive to the situation. 412 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,666 -There's no need. -[chuckles] 413 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:28,291 [chuckles] 414 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:34,500 So if it's not about that, then what is it? 415 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,125 Is this about the letter? 416 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:38,250 -[Charlotte] Uh, what letter? -Come on. 417 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,791 You thought it was BS, and now that we know it isn't-- 418 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:42,583 We do not know that it isn't BS. 419 00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:46,750 Babe, have you had a look around? I mean… besides ogling Valentino. 420 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,666 -[laughs] I was not ogling! -Okay. Sure. 421 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,333 "Chest I ever had"? [chuckles] 422 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,208 -Real smooth, Charlotte. -[groans] 423 00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:54,875 I was flustered. Like-- 424 00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:57,416 -But you are way hotter than him. -Mmm. 425 00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:00,708 -Mm-hmm. -Ugh. I had taken a look around. 426 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:03,500 And something is off here. I can't put my finger on it. 427 00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:06,375 But did you see how fast she came up with those Santa letters? 428 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:09,291 And what about, like, her other kid who's not here, Daniel? 429 00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:10,583 You read the newsletter. 430 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:13,333 -He's in, uh, Kosovo or somewhere. -Uh-huh. 431 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:15,833 Well… 432 00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:29,833 You know, look, I know it's kind of spontaneous and crazy, 433 00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:32,125 but they're really nice people. 434 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:36,208 Maybe you can just fake having a good time. 435 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:39,541 -Pretend we're visiting my mother. -What did you just say? 436 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,916 Uh, maybe you can just fake having a good time. 437 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,708 -You're right. -I am? 438 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:48,083 Let's be spontaneous. 439 00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:51,291 [mischievous music playing] 440 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:03,291 Okay, so maybe that's true. Doesn't mean everything else is. 441 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,250 So, you're the Harvard girl. 442 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,333 I am. 443 00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:16,708 Check. 444 00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,166 -[dramatic note plays] -Checkmate! 445 00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,708 [Charlotte] I can admit the kid's good. 446 00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:26,791 [mischievous music continues] 447 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,125 Fine. Whatever. 448 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:48,666 Mariah Carey? 449 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:55,875 Mmm. 450 00:22:57,416 --> 00:22:58,416 Stamps. 451 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,541 Good for them. 452 00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,291 -Ms. Sanders? -Huh? 453 00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:13,083 -Grant mentioned you work for StarTech. -Oh! Yeah, I do. 454 00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:16,666 I dunno if you have any company shares, but hedge fund superstar Ken Griffin 455 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,416 over at Citadel is shorting the stock. 456 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,791 You might wanna get out while you can. 457 00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:23,666 You're so cute! 458 00:23:25,166 --> 00:23:26,541 Are you patronizing me? 459 00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:27,708 Me? No. 460 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:33,750 Point is, I may be small in stature, Ms. Sanders, but I am tall in intellect. 461 00:23:33,833 --> 00:23:37,833 -Beatrix, don't intimidate the guests! -She wasn't intimidating me. 462 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:41,916 -Mind if we take your car? -Our car? But we're snowbound. 463 00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:45,791 See? Were snowbound. 464 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:48,500 Driveway is heated, melts in hours. 465 00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:51,833 And they are rock stars at plowing the roads around here. 466 00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:54,625 Come on. Let's get us a tree. [exclaims] 467 00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:58,333 -["O Christmas Tree" jazz version playing] -♪ O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree ♪ 468 00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:01,458 ♪ How lovely are your branches? ♪ 469 00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:03,000 ♪ O Christmas tree… ♪ 470 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,208 Ooh! Nice, firm needles. 471 00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:08,041 -[Val] Oh yeah. That's a nice one, baby. -[Jackie] Mm-hmm! 472 00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:11,625 Sturdy trunk. 473 00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:12,916 It's okay. 474 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:16,333 -Oh. Sticky. -[Rob] Yeah, love it. Sturdy. Firm. 475 00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:19,416 Isn't this one, I don't know, kind of ginormous? 476 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,291 -Well, Val is hugely festive. -Oof! 477 00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:25,208 -[Jackie chuckling] -You inspire me, mi amor. 478 00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:26,500 [Jackie] Ooh! 479 00:24:30,625 --> 00:24:32,750 -Okay, okay, okay! -[both chuckling] 480 00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:36,000 -Baby, not at the tree lot. -Well… 481 00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:38,208 [Rob exclaims] 482 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:41,875 -Inspiration? Inspiration? -[Rob] Charlotte! 483 00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:43,416 Okay. Okay. 484 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,500 [Rob] Mmm! 485 00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:49,125 -Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Ow, ow, ow! -[both] Ow! 486 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:51,250 Can you just-- Wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 487 00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:53,833 -[hair ripping] -[both exclaim] 488 00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:55,291 It's a little sap. 489 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:57,166 From the tree. 490 00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:58,583 [all laughing] 491 00:24:58,666 --> 00:24:59,541 Sí. 492 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,625 -[Charlotte] Are you okay? -[man laughs] Ho-ho-ho! 493 00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:08,375 -[Grant] Santa! -Well, hello there, children. 494 00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:09,791 Merry Christmas. 495 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,250 Merry Christmas. 496 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:13,916 Thanks for sending the letters. 497 00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:16,666 Letters. Letters, uh… 498 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:22,000 Mmm. Oh, yes, of course! Right. The letters. You're very welcome. 499 00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:26,166 We were pleasantly surprised to find them under our pillows this morning. 500 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:27,333 Splendid! 501 00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:31,166 I'm glad they arrived safe and sound. Merry Christmas. 502 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:34,416 The letter wasn't under my pillow. 503 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,750 Exactly. 504 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:40,750 Ooh! What's this? 505 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,416 Oh, it's nothing. 506 00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:48,333 That's a Chip Mitt. It's one of Charlotte's brilliant inventions. 507 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:52,625 Oh, right! Back in college, you used to come up with all the cool gadgets. 508 00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:53,833 What does this one do? 509 00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:57,833 It's, um… It's a glove that uses a reverse static charge to repel crumbs. 510 00:25:58,541 --> 00:26:00,583 Why would you need a glove to repel crumbs? 511 00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:04,208 Well, it's for when you're eating snacks… Well, never mind. [laughs] 512 00:26:04,791 --> 00:26:06,291 I mean, it's, um… 513 00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:07,333 Never mind. 514 00:26:08,125 --> 00:26:11,000 Well, you know, Daniel always wanted to be an inventor. 515 00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,708 Always hoping to change the world. 516 00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:17,166 [Charlotte laughs] Well, it's a Chip Mitt. It's not gonna end world hunger. 517 00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:19,541 Speaking of which, 518 00:26:19,625 --> 00:26:22,833 we read about what Daniel's been up to, and you must be so proud. 519 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,375 [exhales] He's an inspiration. 520 00:26:26,291 --> 00:26:27,625 I wish he was here. 521 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,958 Anyway, everything comes with a purpose, Charlotte. 522 00:26:32,041 --> 00:26:33,541 Chip Mitt included. 523 00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:37,958 And when God gives you a gift, the best "thank you" is to use it. 524 00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:40,125 -I love that. -I love you, baby. 525 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:42,458 -All right, watch out. -Okay. 526 00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:43,583 -Here you go. -Yeah. 527 00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:44,500 Yeah. 528 00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:46,833 Here it comes. 529 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,500 -[loud bang] -[all exclaim] 530 00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,458 That'll buff right out. 531 00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:53,416 Yeah. 532 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,500 [festive music playing] 533 00:27:00,625 --> 00:27:03,708 -[Jackie] Hey, did the mail come? -Yeah, just bringing it right up. 534 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,333 What? 535 00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:10,666 Rob. 536 00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:13,166 [laughing nervously] 537 00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:16,166 Thank you, Char. 538 00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:20,833 [breathes deeply and exclaims] 539 00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:24,750 So, um, have you had any contact with Jackie lately? 540 00:27:24,833 --> 00:27:27,750 I mean, besides receiving her newsletter? 541 00:27:27,833 --> 00:27:30,625 Me? No. Why? 542 00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:32,500 Oh, I'm just asking. 543 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:37,958 -Are you okay? -Well, why wouldn't I be? 544 00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,000 Hmm. 545 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:48,458 [festive music playing] 546 00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:52,125 -[Grant] Dad, can I have one? -[Rob] I forgot what a good cook you are. 547 00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:56,125 -[Jackie] Well, you know I love to bake. -[Rob] It's all coming back to me now. 548 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:57,916 [Grant] I want cake too. 549 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,791 -This meal, are you kidding? Oh my God. -[indistinct chatter] 550 00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:01,958 -Can I have one? -[Val] Yes! 551 00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:03,666 -For you. -[Beatrix] Aren't they good? 552 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,166 [Rob] The turkey! Did you massage it for three hours? 553 00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:08,041 [overlapping chatter] 554 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:12,500 [Beatrix] My mom makes the best cookies. I think they're better than gourmet. 555 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,750 You gotta try it. It's so good. Isn't she something? 556 00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:18,541 You are something. Unbelievable. I don't know how you do it. 557 00:28:19,041 --> 00:28:21,208 -She is something else! -[Val] She is. 558 00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:24,291 ["Santa Baby" by Serena Ryder playing in background] 559 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,416 [Charlotte] Ugh. 560 00:28:32,541 --> 00:28:33,833 Charlotte Sanders! 561 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:37,041 Come. Have a drink with me. 562 00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:38,416 I would love to. 563 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,458 Yeah, come on. 564 00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:41,791 Please, sit. 565 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:43,291 [exhales] 566 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:45,166 [sighs] 567 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:49,000 -Yes! -Try it first. It's a little-- Oh! 568 00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:51,875 -Okay. -[laughing] 569 00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:53,458 More, maybe? 570 00:28:54,041 --> 00:28:56,750 -Is something wrong? -Oh no. 571 00:28:57,916 --> 00:28:59,291 Well, I, um… I… 572 00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:01,750 Talk to me. Please. 573 00:29:02,916 --> 00:29:07,541 Um, well, um, I was just wondering, does Jackie ever talk about Rob? 574 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:10,958 -No. -No. 575 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:14,333 -No. Why do you ask? -I'm just curious, that's all. Yeah. 576 00:29:14,416 --> 00:29:16,625 Yeah. Okay. 577 00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:23,791 It bothers you to see Rob and Jackie back together again. 578 00:29:24,791 --> 00:29:26,500 I don't know. Maybe a little. 579 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:30,458 [laughs] Well, I mean, does it… does it bother you? 580 00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:33,083 No. No, I… 581 00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:36,125 I appreciate it when men find my wife attractive. 582 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:39,333 Well, wait. So, do you think Rob finds Jackie attractive? 583 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:42,000 Do you find me attractive? 584 00:29:42,083 --> 00:29:44,375 Um, sure. [laughs] 585 00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:47,375 You're a very handsome, gorgeous man. 586 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:50,541 Why are you asking? 587 00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:55,500 I am just trying to show you that two people can be attracted to each other 588 00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:58,250 without it meaning anything. 589 00:29:59,416 --> 00:30:00,250 Oh. 590 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,833 Do you find me attractive? 591 00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:05,666 No. 592 00:30:06,875 --> 00:30:07,875 Oh… 593 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,166 [on TV] Look at this. 594 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,125 [Beatrix] Santa Claus. 595 00:30:15,208 --> 00:30:17,958 According to the 1934 treatise, 596 00:30:18,041 --> 00:30:20,833 "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Coots and Gillespie, 597 00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:26,000 his sole purpose is to bring toys to nice little boys and girls. 598 00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:27,416 In my research, 599 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:30,833 I found no correlation between the level of naughtiness 600 00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:32,833 and the amount of toys received. 601 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:39,750 In fact, the strongest factor is actually the financial health of the parents. 602 00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:43,041 But this doesn't make any sense. 603 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:46,666 Unless there's something more sinister afoot. 604 00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:48,458 And, together, we'll prove it. 605 00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:52,875 -Prove what? -That Santa Claus does not exist. 606 00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:54,708 I don't know, Beatrix. 607 00:30:55,541 --> 00:30:57,875 Bob and I are pretty sure he's real. 608 00:30:58,541 --> 00:31:02,666 I can see you require additional convincing. 609 00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:05,125 Listen close. 610 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:07,208 [mischievous music playing] 611 00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:23,708 [door closing] 612 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:27,375 -[objects clattering loudly] -[Charlotte exclaims] 613 00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:30,041 [Jackie] Val? Come up here quick. 614 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:34,583 What? 615 00:31:34,666 --> 00:31:35,791 [Charlotte gasps] 616 00:31:36,833 --> 00:31:38,833 [suspenseful music playing] 617 00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:45,250 [in Spanish] What happened? 618 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:48,083 [Jackie in English] I don't have the slightest. I heard a crash. 619 00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:51,458 He must have left the window open. 620 00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:55,000 -[door closes] -[gasps] 621 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:57,333 [lock turning] 622 00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,416 It was, uh, just a gust of wind. 623 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:04,750 ["Dance of The Sugar Plum Fairy" by Sophie Park playing] 624 00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:06,250 [shivering] Oh no. 625 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:09,833 [grunts] No, no, no. 626 00:32:09,916 --> 00:32:12,916 ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" continues] 627 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,041 [whimpers] 628 00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:20,500 [exclaims] 629 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,416 [sighs] Go down this… 630 00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:31,666 Oh… 631 00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:34,250 Ahh! [grunts] 632 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:36,458 ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" continues] 633 00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:47,666 Stupid snowman. 634 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:49,666 [sighs] 635 00:32:54,666 --> 00:32:56,875 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch out! Watch out! 636 00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:58,916 -[indistinct chatter] -Watch out, watch out! 637 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,708 [lively music playing] 638 00:33:01,625 --> 00:33:03,000 No, no, no! 639 00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:04,541 [on megaphone] Cut! Cut! 640 00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:07,208 -Lower her, please. -[woman 1] You okay? 641 00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:08,833 [woman 2 exclaims] 642 00:33:10,666 --> 00:33:14,583 Guys, this has to be delicado, like you're caressing a woman. 643 00:33:17,083 --> 00:33:18,333 Someday. 644 00:33:18,958 --> 00:33:22,916 When the angel flies in, you have to be looking up at the star. 645 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,416 Mi amor, are we still on schedule for the star? 646 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:28,916 Of course we are, baby. And it's gonna be the best star ever. 647 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,750 Okay? Except for maybe the real deal. 648 00:33:36,833 --> 00:33:40,541 Okay. Ten-minute break, and then we will take it from the top. 649 00:33:42,041 --> 00:33:43,166 Good job, everyone. 650 00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:48,708 -[gloves crinkling] -No cheesy residue? 651 00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:50,125 How is that even possible? 652 00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:51,500 Science. 653 00:33:52,416 --> 00:33:54,291 -Brilliant! [laughing] -Oh. 654 00:33:57,708 --> 00:33:59,416 Oh, good job, angel. 655 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,791 Thanks, Jackie. 656 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:08,041 That was Rose McCaffrey, head mechanic at Jennings Aviation before I sold it. 657 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:12,666 Can you understand me? 658 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,666 Um, honey, is talking to animals an actual superpower? 659 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:19,875 Yep. 660 00:34:20,708 --> 00:34:21,916 And I don't have it. 661 00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:26,208 Here, Char. I got an idea. [giggles] 662 00:34:30,666 --> 00:34:31,916 [sighs heavily] 663 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:39,166 [on mic] ♪ The weather outside Is frightful ♪ 664 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,291 No! No. 665 00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:45,291 -♪ The fire is so delightful ♪ -Okay. 666 00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:49,583 -♪ And since we've no place to go ♪ -[playing "Let It Snow!" by Brandy] 667 00:34:49,666 --> 00:34:52,708 ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ 668 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:57,708 ♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪ 669 00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:02,625 ♪ And I brought me some corn for popping ♪ 670 00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:06,750 ♪ The lights are turned way down low ♪ 671 00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:09,625 ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ 672 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,833 ♪ When we finally kiss good night ♪ 673 00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:18,583 ♪ How I'll hate going out in the storm ♪ 674 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:23,291 ♪ But if you really hold me tight ♪ 675 00:35:23,375 --> 00:35:26,333 ♪ All the way home, I'll be warm ♪ 676 00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:29,583 [vocalizing] 677 00:35:29,666 --> 00:35:33,500 ♪ The fire is slowly dying ♪ 678 00:35:33,583 --> 00:35:37,458 ♪ And, my dear, we're still goodbying ♪ 679 00:35:37,541 --> 00:35:40,791 ♪ But as long as you love me so ♪ 680 00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:44,833 ♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪ 681 00:35:44,916 --> 00:35:45,916 ♪ Snow ♪ 682 00:35:47,875 --> 00:35:49,333 [all clapping] 683 00:35:49,416 --> 00:35:50,583 [Rob chuckles] 684 00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:54,958 [mischievous music playing] 685 00:35:56,541 --> 00:35:59,625 Operation Santa Fraud begins. 686 00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:04,416 [Dora] Wow, Mom! 687 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:07,458 Aunt Jackie and Dad are really cool together. 688 00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:09,791 -[Rob] Aw! -[both laughing] 689 00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:12,875 That was just so… 690 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:17,583 I gotta go do some last-minute Christmas shopping that you can't be there for. 691 00:36:17,666 --> 00:36:19,416 You're going Christmas shopping? 692 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:22,583 To an actual store? Who are you, and what have you done with my wife? 693 00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:23,666 [laughing] 694 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,083 -Bye. -Bye. 695 00:36:29,166 --> 00:36:31,083 [man] Oh-ho-ho-ho! 696 00:36:31,166 --> 00:36:34,541 And what would you three little ones like for Christmas? Hmm? 697 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:37,083 We want the truth! Is Santa real? 698 00:36:37,875 --> 00:36:41,666 Or is this some kind of elaborate hoax perpetrated by our parents 699 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,208 in order to keep us in line? 700 00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:44,916 [man laughing] 701 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,541 Well, of course Santa exists. You're looking at him. 702 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:50,750 Please don't patronize us. 703 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:53,750 Just admit you're not the real Saint Nick, and we'll be on our way. 704 00:36:53,833 --> 00:36:55,250 [laughing] 705 00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:58,416 You know what? I think that's enough for today. 706 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:02,291 I have a lot of children to see, so… off you go. 707 00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:05,166 And merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 708 00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:08,541 He's lying, Grant. I just know it. 709 00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:12,166 Bob has an idea. 710 00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:15,041 But he's gonna need a little of that tree sap. 711 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:17,875 [expectant music playing] 712 00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:32,375 Where are you, little letter? 713 00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:38,208 All right. I'm all ears. What would you like for Christmas? 714 00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:42,041 -[kid] Steel bike. -A bike? All right. How many speeds? 715 00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:45,333 A ten-speed! Are you gonna do some racing? 716 00:37:45,416 --> 00:37:46,625 Good for you! 717 00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:48,666 [yelps] No! Give me-- No! 718 00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:49,750 [screaming] 719 00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:51,250 No! Save Christmas! 720 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:53,041 Elves, save Christmas! [yelps] 721 00:37:54,166 --> 00:37:55,000 Yes. 722 00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,208 [clears throat] 723 00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:57,166 Hey, Mom. 724 00:37:58,541 --> 00:38:03,083 I'm going to exercise my right to remain silent at this time. 725 00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:04,166 Good. 726 00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:06,708 -[sighs] -[expectant music playing] 727 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:17,333 Ugh. 728 00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:24,333 This must be Daniel's room. 729 00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:26,333 [sighs] 730 00:38:32,708 --> 00:38:34,708 [expectant music continues] 731 00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:36,291 Hmm. 732 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 [gentle music playing] 733 00:38:49,416 --> 00:38:52,458 [Grant] He's blaming it on Bob? How cruel of him. 734 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,000 [Val] Beatrix. 735 00:38:56,583 --> 00:38:59,666 Straight to your room. No Shark Tank for a week. 736 00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:01,208 [gasps and growls] 737 00:39:01,291 --> 00:39:03,541 You better hope Monkey Bob has a good lawyer, dude. 738 00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:05,916 He wants to represent himself. 739 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:07,791 [Jackie laughs] 740 00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:17,125 You broke into the wrong house, cabrón. [yells] 741 00:39:17,208 --> 00:39:18,791 [Charlotte groans] 742 00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:21,458 [groaning] 743 00:39:22,541 --> 00:39:25,041 -[Val] Charlotte? -[groans] It's okay! 744 00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:27,041 I heard a noise. I thought it was a burglary. 745 00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:28,166 It's fine! 746 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,583 I struck a woman. 747 00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:32,000 -[Charlotte] I'm good. -I will never forgive myself. 748 00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,250 [exhales sharply] 749 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:36,750 Is that… 750 00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:44,333 Your mother's dollhouse. 751 00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:52,458 It was supposed to be a Christmas surprise for you and Beatrix. 752 00:39:52,541 --> 00:39:55,750 You rebuilt my mother's dollhouse? God. 753 00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:58,583 ["Quizas, Quizas, Quizas" by Ritmos Latinos playing] 754 00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:04,958 My mother, Sophia, she built beautiful dollhouses. 755 00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:08,000 How she would make ends meet after my father left. 756 00:40:09,125 --> 00:40:12,833 But there was a fire in the studio, and it destroyed everything. 757 00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:16,666 Except one special house. 758 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:20,708 It was a charred ruin, mi amor. 759 00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:26,166 My mother planned to rebuild it, but she passed soon after, and… 760 00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:30,125 I kept it as a symbol of what my mother wanted. 761 00:40:32,458 --> 00:40:33,291 For us. 762 00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:37,916 Thought it would be a nice reminder of her abuela. 763 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,125 How did I get so lucky to have you in my life? 764 00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:43,625 No, how did I get so lucky? 765 00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:45,791 [in Spanish] My heart. 766 00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:52,416 -[in English] I'm just so very-- -Charlotte, don't! 767 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,833 -[Val] No, no, no! -[shrieks] 768 00:40:53,916 --> 00:40:56,625 -[pieces clattering loudly] -[all clamoring] 769 00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:58,833 [gasping] 770 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:04,583 -[Val exclaims in Spanish] -Oh my God. 771 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:12,916 Mom, Monkey Bob would just like to thank you for taking the heat off of us 772 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,375 for that little, um, Santa incident. 773 00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:19,416 [Jackie] Kids, downstairs. 774 00:41:20,041 --> 00:41:21,291 [Val] Come on. Let's go. 775 00:41:23,708 --> 00:41:26,875 -What were you doing up here? -I was, um-- I was just-- 776 00:41:26,958 --> 00:41:30,375 Like, all this sneaking around, going through my things? 777 00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:33,166 I knew you were snooping around in my office the other night. 778 00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:35,416 What is your problem, girl? 779 00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:39,583 The problem is you, Jackie. 780 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:46,166 -Your life is just too wonderful for her. -Rob, that's not-- 781 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:50,041 You actually think that proving that Jackie's life is not perfect 782 00:41:50,833 --> 00:41:54,791 is gonna make you feel better about your… imperfect life? 783 00:41:54,875 --> 00:41:56,250 Well, no, my life is not-- 784 00:41:56,333 --> 00:41:58,875 Or maybe your imperfect kids? 785 00:41:58,958 --> 00:41:59,958 Or… 786 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:02,875 your imperfect husband? 787 00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:08,458 Okay, stop! You wanna know the truth? You wanna know why I came up here? 788 00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:12,916 I know you guys have been communicating in secret and I was looking for the proof. 789 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,791 That's right, Captain and Tennille. I saw the letter. 790 00:42:16,541 --> 00:42:18,750 [somber music playing] 791 00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,375 Robbie, you need to tell her. 792 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,625 Yeah, Robbie, tell me how you two conspired 793 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,583 to make this little reunion thing happen. 794 00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:28,875 Was it really Grant who put the address in our GPS, or was it maybe you? 795 00:42:32,041 --> 00:42:33,083 [sighs] 796 00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:34,500 You got me, Charlotte. 797 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,041 There's the letter. 798 00:42:43,291 --> 00:42:44,541 [Charlotte] What is this? 799 00:42:46,333 --> 00:42:47,791 The holiday newsletter 800 00:42:47,875 --> 00:42:50,291 that I've been sending to my friends and family. 801 00:42:52,291 --> 00:42:53,666 -You've been-- -Yeah. 802 00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:56,375 They all love hearing how we're doing. 803 00:42:57,625 --> 00:42:59,708 And I swore them all to secrecy because 804 00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:04,500 I know how much you detest these brag letters. 805 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:09,791 [Jackie] And I knew you saw it in the mail yesterday, so I gave it to Rob 806 00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:12,416 and told him that he should come clean. 807 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:16,583 I was just waiting for the right time. 808 00:43:18,208 --> 00:43:19,750 Here's the thing, Charlotte. 809 00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:24,708 I know that life hasn't worked out the way you had hoped. 810 00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:29,583 And maybe you're a little embarrassed about where you are, where we are. 811 00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:32,458 But I'm not. 812 00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:35,875 Actually… 813 00:43:38,791 --> 00:43:39,791 I'm proud. 814 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,958 Well, so am I. 815 00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:46,958 Sure have an interesting way of showing it. 816 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000 [somber music continues] 817 00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:01,875 [soft music playing] 818 00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:17,333 -Hey. -Hey, um… 819 00:44:17,416 --> 00:44:21,708 So the car's all packed, and I just wanted to apologize for today, 820 00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:24,416 and for everything, and just say thank you 821 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:28,416 for your incredible hospitality, and just say how sorry I am that-- 822 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:31,875 -You're leaving? -Rob and I thought it would be best. 823 00:44:32,541 --> 00:44:34,875 So we're not gonna spend Christmas together. 824 00:44:34,958 --> 00:44:36,000 [scoffs] 825 00:44:36,083 --> 00:44:39,708 Well, I can't imagine spending the holidays together after what happened. 826 00:44:39,791 --> 00:44:43,916 I mean, what I did was unforgivable. 827 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:47,541 But, Charlotte, everybody makes mistakes. 828 00:44:47,625 --> 00:44:50,333 That's why they put erasers at the end of pencils. 829 00:44:50,416 --> 00:44:53,708 But, I mean, that dollhouse, it must have taken you weeks to build. 830 00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:55,000 Um, months. 831 00:44:55,541 --> 00:44:58,250 But it was a thing, Charlotte, not a human being. 832 00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:00,625 It's over. 833 00:45:01,208 --> 00:45:02,208 Forgotten. 834 00:45:02,291 --> 00:45:03,291 Okay? 835 00:45:03,958 --> 00:45:07,791 Who was it that said, "To forget is to forgive"? I don't know. 836 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:11,791 I just… I just don't want you to leave. 837 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:12,958 [laughs and sniffles] 838 00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:15,416 -[Jackie] We are friends. -I mean, we were friends. 839 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:16,833 No, we are friends. 840 00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:20,791 -I want you to stay. -[Charlotte sniffles] 841 00:45:20,875 --> 00:45:22,000 Will you? 842 00:45:22,083 --> 00:45:23,708 [laughs and sniffles] 843 00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:26,416 -We will. -Okay. 844 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:29,250 -You better stay. -[laughing] Thank you. 845 00:45:29,333 --> 00:45:33,666 -[sweet music playing] -♪ The warm, familiar glow ♪ 846 00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:36,666 -[laughs] -♪ Doesn't matter how far you go… ♪ 847 00:45:38,125 --> 00:45:40,500 Jackie, um, I'm wondering, 848 00:45:41,958 --> 00:45:44,125 do you have any more of those, um… 849 00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:45,416 Any more… 850 00:45:46,250 --> 00:45:47,708 The letters? 851 00:45:47,791 --> 00:45:52,208 ♪ Now that everyone is here You're right where you belong ♪ 852 00:45:53,333 --> 00:45:55,458 [footsteps approach] 853 00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:59,166 -Things change. -Yeah. 854 00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:02,375 Life's what happens when you're busy making plans. 855 00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:05,916 Yeah, but I gotta admit, that monkey kinda creeps me out. 856 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,875 [laughs] I know, right? 857 00:46:07,958 --> 00:46:09,791 I mean… [squeals] 858 00:46:10,833 --> 00:46:13,458 -[squeals] -[both laughing] 859 00:46:14,291 --> 00:46:16,625 "This year, Charlotte took a job with StarTech Industries." 860 00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:18,041 "She calls it 'a placeholder.'" 861 00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:20,458 That was the plan. 862 00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:22,208 [Jackie sighs] 863 00:46:23,333 --> 00:46:25,666 I always thought someday things would work out. 864 00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:29,625 And we'd shout from the rooftops, "Look at us! We finally made it." 865 00:46:29,708 --> 00:46:32,416 I know what you mean. But the problem is, Char, 866 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,416 things won't happen unless you believe they can. 867 00:46:36,833 --> 00:46:38,333 Maybe it's time for a swan dive. 868 00:46:38,416 --> 00:46:41,666 -Rob's dream house? -A Christmas surprise. 869 00:46:42,708 --> 00:46:45,291 -What do you think? -That's what I'm talking about! 870 00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:46,708 Yes, you should do it. 871 00:46:46,791 --> 00:46:49,250 ♪ It's all the little things ♪ 872 00:46:50,458 --> 00:46:53,541 I spoke with our mortgage arm in Arizona, 873 00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:55,458 and based on your credit score, 874 00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:59,500 we'd be willing to do 4.4%. 875 00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:01,541 [mouths] 876 00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:04,833 What do you think? 877 00:47:04,916 --> 00:47:07,916 I think he should be ashamed of himself. 878 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:12,750 Existing home sales in that area are down 14%. 879 00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:15,291 That's the slowest fourth quarter in a decade. 880 00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:18,625 And have you taken a look at your bank's 10-Q recently? 881 00:47:18,708 --> 00:47:20,000 It's pathetic! 882 00:47:20,083 --> 00:47:23,791 How do you think your customers would feel if they knew that this institution 883 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:26,125 was on the verge of insolvency? 884 00:47:26,208 --> 00:47:29,833 [laughs nervously] I'm sorry, but their credit, it's-- 885 00:47:29,916 --> 00:47:32,125 Above your requirement threshold. 886 00:47:32,208 --> 00:47:35,125 -[table thumps] -Come on, Mom, Ms. Sanders. 887 00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:37,500 We can do better elsewhere. 888 00:47:39,291 --> 00:47:41,291 [upbeat music playing] 889 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,500 -[Jackie] Just keep walking. -[man] Wait! 890 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,083 How does 4.2 sound? 891 00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:50,416 -Keep walking. -Three-nine. 892 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,916 -Stay strong. -[man] Three-point-two… 893 00:47:53,875 --> 00:47:55,000 fixed! 894 00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:57,000 [exhales] 895 00:47:57,583 --> 00:48:00,791 See? Was that so hard? 896 00:48:00,875 --> 00:48:02,958 Now let's make it an even three. 897 00:48:04,625 --> 00:48:07,750 [sighs] Okay, 3.1 will do. 898 00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:09,125 [Jackie laughs] 899 00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:11,166 -[snaps] -[Jackie] Oh! 900 00:48:12,458 --> 00:48:14,000 [both snap and chuckle] 901 00:48:14,750 --> 00:48:16,750 [footsteps approaching] 902 00:48:19,708 --> 00:48:20,708 [knock at door] 903 00:48:20,791 --> 00:48:21,625 Hey. 904 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,166 So where'd you run off to today? 905 00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:28,458 Oh, I can't tell you. It's part of your Christmas surprise. 906 00:48:29,083 --> 00:48:31,333 Not sure I can handle any more surprises. 907 00:48:31,416 --> 00:48:33,250 It's a good one. I promise. 908 00:48:33,916 --> 00:48:35,291 Phew! [laughs] 909 00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:37,250 -Tell me about it. -Yeah. 910 00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:40,416 Well… 911 00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:42,791 no worries. 912 00:48:43,416 --> 00:48:44,708 -Seriously? -Yeah. 913 00:48:45,833 --> 00:48:50,041 Yeah. First thing we need to see is, uh, what, if anything, is still intact. 914 00:48:50,625 --> 00:48:54,791 The structural elements are good, so we only have to replace the flooring 915 00:48:54,875 --> 00:48:56,041 and the roof. 916 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,500 Once that's done, it's just a matter of patching up the damaged walls, 917 00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:03,708 framing, and applying the finishes. 918 00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:07,250 So it's salvageable? 919 00:49:07,333 --> 00:49:08,458 Oh… 920 00:49:08,541 --> 00:49:10,083 Everything is salvageable. 921 00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:12,333 You sure? 922 00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:17,041 As long as it has a solid foundation. 923 00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:19,125 [sweet music playing] 924 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:22,166 Do we have-- 925 00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:23,250 I think we do. 926 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:26,125 [sighs in relief] 927 00:49:28,541 --> 00:49:29,625 -But-- -What? 928 00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:31,833 Well, the furniture… 929 00:49:32,625 --> 00:49:33,666 [Charlotte] Yeah? 930 00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:35,208 Let's just say, um… 931 00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:37,916 Might need a little more moving. 932 00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:40,333 Definitely. 933 00:49:40,833 --> 00:49:42,833 ["Beautiful Season" by AJ playing] 934 00:49:44,208 --> 00:49:47,541 ♪ It's a beautiful feeling A beautiful season ♪ 935 00:49:47,625 --> 00:49:50,125 ♪ Everything feels so brand new ♪ 936 00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:54,375 ♪ I can hear the bells ringing The whole world is singing ♪ 937 00:49:54,458 --> 00:49:56,333 ♪ I love you ♪ 938 00:49:56,416 --> 00:49:59,333 ♪ Ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho ♪ 939 00:49:59,416 --> 00:50:02,166 -♪ Ho-ho-ho ♪ -[music fading] 940 00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:07,875 Each pin represents a sighting of Santa in the tristate area. 941 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:11,208 [sighs] Malls, Christmas events, et cetera. 942 00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:15,416 They can't all be the real Santa, if the real one exists. 943 00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:20,333 -Bob thinks they're his helpers. -[sighs] It would dilute his brand. 944 00:50:20,416 --> 00:50:21,791 Any luck on your end? 945 00:50:21,875 --> 00:50:24,333 I searched through my mom's call log, 946 00:50:24,416 --> 00:50:29,958 but I couldn't find any calls or texts from a Santa or a Claus. 947 00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:32,166 -[sighs] -[Beatrix] Hmm. 948 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:36,750 Okay, on three. One, two, three! 949 00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,375 -[lively music playing] -[gasps] 950 00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:41,500 -[Beatrix] It's Abuela's dollhouse! -[Grant] Oh, wow! 951 00:50:41,583 --> 00:50:43,583 -[Val] It is beautiful. -Is it okay? 952 00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,458 -[Val] You did it! -[Dora gasps] Good job, Mom and Dad! 953 00:50:46,541 --> 00:50:47,500 [in Spanish] Thank you. 954 00:50:48,166 --> 00:50:50,458 [Grant in English] They even put Christmas lights on it. 955 00:50:51,791 --> 00:50:53,250 -It's cultural. -Mmm. 956 00:50:54,208 --> 00:50:55,333 It better be. 957 00:50:55,416 --> 00:50:57,291 [laughs] It's amazing. 958 00:50:57,791 --> 00:51:00,208 Totally and completely amazing. 959 00:51:00,833 --> 00:51:01,791 Thank you. 960 00:51:03,541 --> 00:51:06,458 [Jackie] Charlotte! We have another situation. 961 00:51:07,791 --> 00:51:10,375 We found your fake Santa letterhead, Mom. 962 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:14,458 And so… we started an investigation. 963 00:51:14,541 --> 00:51:17,791 Grant still believes in "Santa." 964 00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:20,541 -But I have my doubts. -Where did he go? 965 00:51:20,625 --> 00:51:24,625 He checked your phone and thinks that "Santa" didn't get your text. 966 00:51:25,291 --> 00:51:29,208 So he decided to prove that "Santa" is real 967 00:51:29,791 --> 00:51:34,916 and go back to where "Santa" would be expecting him. 968 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,041 Home? 969 00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:37,708 Ugh! 970 00:51:38,458 --> 00:51:39,291 [sighs] 971 00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:42,375 ["Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" playing] 972 00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:46,541 Grant? Grant? Grant? 973 00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:51,375 Shepherds haven't seen him. I'm gonna ask Santa and the elves. 974 00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:53,041 I'll check the bus station. 975 00:51:54,291 --> 00:51:55,125 Just in case. 976 00:51:58,833 --> 00:52:00,750 -Come here and tell Santa-- -Excuse me. Sorry. 977 00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:04,125 -Santa, have you seen this boy? -Ah! Not today, thank goodness. 978 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,375 Not-- He-- Not at all? 979 00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:09,083 -A couple of days ago, but not today. -Okay. Thank you. Sorry. Thank you. 980 00:52:09,166 --> 00:52:10,125 [man] Come on. 981 00:52:13,125 --> 00:52:16,000 [Jackie] Char, Char, Char. [sighs] 982 00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:19,750 Listen. I called the police chief. He's got his people out looking, okay? 983 00:52:19,833 --> 00:52:23,916 I promise you, okay? This kid is a ninja. He-- 984 00:52:24,583 --> 00:52:25,833 -Oh my God. -What? 985 00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:29,208 [Jackie] He's a ninja warrior. Jackie knows. 986 00:52:29,291 --> 00:52:31,375 -Trust me. Jackie knows. -Okay. 987 00:52:31,458 --> 00:52:32,833 -Where should we go? -Straight. 988 00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:36,625 ♪ I'm watchin' them shine ♪ 989 00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:40,541 ♪ You should be here with me ♪ 990 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:43,916 -♪ Baby, please come home… ♪ -[song fades] 991 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:53,791 Char, listen. You got this. I'm gonna see you at home. 992 00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:55,083 -Love you. -Love you. 993 00:52:59,916 --> 00:53:01,708 -Hi. -Hi. Um, that's my son. 994 00:53:01,791 --> 00:53:05,375 -How long has he been here? -Not long. We gave him miso. 995 00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:06,666 [laughs] Oh gosh. 996 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,333 Oh, it's our pleasure. 997 00:53:09,083 --> 00:53:12,750 It's not very often that we get a real ninja in our restaurant. 998 00:53:12,833 --> 00:53:14,750 That's so sweet. Thank you. 999 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:17,625 [sighs] 1000 00:53:17,708 --> 00:53:19,750 -Mom? -Monkey Bob was hungry? 1001 00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:21,583 Starved. 1002 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:24,583 Honey, Santa got your message. It's gonna be okay. 1003 00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:29,125 Santa's real, isn't he, Mom? 1004 00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:33,666 -Well, what do you think? -I wanna believe, but I need proof. 1005 00:53:34,291 --> 00:53:37,125 Well, he gives you presents on Christmas morning. 1006 00:53:38,083 --> 00:53:42,333 Beatrix says that's not enough proof. Our parents can give us gifts. 1007 00:53:42,416 --> 00:53:46,375 She says we need real evidence, like a lock of hair for DNA testing. 1008 00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:49,291 Do you believe in him? 1009 00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:54,250 -Yes. -Did you ever see him? 1010 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,250 You know, I usually fell asleep before he came. 1011 00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:01,041 -But I always keep looking and hoping. -Really? 1012 00:54:02,833 --> 00:54:03,875 Pinky swear? 1013 00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:06,833 [man] Can we turn on the news? 1014 00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:08,333 Okay. Let's go. 1015 00:54:08,416 --> 00:54:11,166 [reporter on TV] Breaking story next on Channel 6 News. 1016 00:54:11,708 --> 00:54:15,291 Michelle is our tech reporter who's been following this breaking news. 1017 00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:17,333 -Michelle, what can you tell us? -Thank you, Jim. 1018 00:54:17,416 --> 00:54:20,083 Following the viral video "Vacuum of Death," 1019 00:54:20,166 --> 00:54:23,583 which showed StarTech's popular robovac bursting into flames, 1020 00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:27,375 federal investigators learned the company went ahead and shipped the units 1021 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:29,625 -despite serious design flaws… -I warned them! 1022 00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:32,958 The feds have frozen the company's assets as they now face crippling lawsuits 1023 00:54:33,041 --> 00:54:36,250 that could likely force them into Chapter 11. 1024 00:54:36,958 --> 00:54:41,791 Translation, it's going to be a blue Christmas for StarTech employees. 1025 00:54:41,875 --> 00:54:43,250 [Charlotte sighs] 1026 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:45,000 [knock on door] 1027 00:54:46,291 --> 00:54:48,625 Something terrible happened. StarTech just imploded. 1028 00:54:48,708 --> 00:54:50,416 -It's all over the news. -What? 1029 00:54:51,083 --> 00:54:52,041 Oh no. 1030 00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:54,375 -Seriously? -Yeah. Rob has no idea. 1031 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,791 I just sunk our entire emergency fund into this house that Rob loves. 1032 00:54:58,875 --> 00:55:02,416 That's it. No more money. And now I'm losing my job for sure. 1033 00:55:03,541 --> 00:55:08,333 -It's impeccable timing. -Oh my God, Charlotte. I am so sorry. 1034 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:11,041 Really, I am. 1035 00:55:11,625 --> 00:55:14,708 I knew something like this would happen. It always does. 1036 00:55:14,791 --> 00:55:17,875 So the real estate office in Salt Lake is open till five. 1037 00:55:17,958 --> 00:55:20,291 They need an original signature to revoke the deal. 1038 00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:23,666 -And if I leave now, I can just make it. -But you can't leave. 1039 00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:26,125 It's Christmas Eve, and you'll miss the pageant. 1040 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:28,916 Well, I have no other choice. I'm just facing reality. 1041 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,583 Oh no, you always have a choice. 1042 00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:32,375 I appreciate your positivity, 1043 00:55:32,458 --> 00:55:35,416 but things just don't magically work out for all of us. 1044 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,791 Things don't just magically work out for me either. 1045 00:55:37,875 --> 00:55:41,000 Oh, come on, Jackie. You have it all. Like, you have the house. 1046 00:55:41,083 --> 00:55:45,291 You have Mr. Genius Fitness Model. Your kids are amazing. 1047 00:55:45,375 --> 00:55:48,875 One is super smart, and one is out saving the world. 1048 00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:52,375 [voice breaking] Saving the world? 1049 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:54,583 Oh, Char. 1050 00:55:56,541 --> 00:56:00,416 And I don't say it with envy. I think it's wonderful. You deserve it. 1051 00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:03,708 [sniffs] It's just some girls have it, and some girls don't. 1052 00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:07,666 But I'll be back later tonight, and I'll meet you all at the pageant. 1053 00:56:08,375 --> 00:56:10,375 [somber music playing] 1054 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:17,083 -[Rob] Hey. -Hey. 1055 00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:18,916 -[Rob] How's he doing? -He's fine. 1056 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,375 [Rob] Good. Where are you off to? 1057 00:56:21,458 --> 00:56:24,000 -Uh, it's a long story. -Is this about StarTech? 1058 00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:26,416 -You heard? -It's all over the Internet. 1059 00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:31,166 Well, all that time I put in, and it's gone, just like that. 1060 00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:34,666 Congratulations. 1061 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:36,458 Congratulations? 1062 00:56:36,541 --> 00:56:40,125 StarTech was always a placeholder. Remember? You always promised yourself-- 1063 00:56:40,208 --> 00:56:42,875 It was a placeholder that helped pay for the food and the rent. 1064 00:56:42,958 --> 00:56:44,375 But never inspired. 1065 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000 Look, we're… we're gonna figure things out. 1066 00:56:47,083 --> 00:56:48,416 Look on the bright side. 1067 00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:50,416 You were right. 1068 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:51,791 I was? About what? 1069 00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:54,916 You warned me not to buy the house. 1070 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:57,250 That was smart. [exhales] 1071 00:56:58,791 --> 00:56:59,833 I'm sorry, honey. 1072 00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:03,458 -For what? -It wasn't supposed to be like this. 1073 00:57:03,958 --> 00:57:06,666 I mean, I was the one with all the potential. 1074 00:57:06,750 --> 00:57:09,125 -And now look at me. -Look at you? 1075 00:57:10,208 --> 00:57:12,708 Look at-- Honey, listen, I… I… 1076 00:57:12,791 --> 00:57:15,000 I get that this is not great news. 1077 00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:18,416 But I have faith. Everything is gonna work out. 1078 00:57:18,916 --> 00:57:22,458 Yeah, but, I mean… things don't really work out. 1079 00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:25,291 -They don't actually work out. -[Rob sighs] 1080 00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:27,458 And every year I'm reminded, 1081 00:57:27,541 --> 00:57:31,625 on an annual basis, of everything I wanted to do for you, for us. 1082 00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:35,708 And it's punctuated by this "exclamation point" called Christmas. 1083 00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:39,916 I love you. 1084 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,000 ["Just Cancel Christmas" playing] 1085 00:57:45,083 --> 00:57:48,250 -Where are you going? -To try a reverse swan dive. 1086 00:57:48,333 --> 00:57:50,541 ♪ Just cancel Christmas ♪ 1087 00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:55,458 ♪ I won't spend it on my own ♪ 1088 00:57:55,541 --> 00:58:01,250 ♪ You asked me to spend it with you Then you left me all alone ♪ 1089 00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:04,375 ♪ So just cancel Christmas ♪ 1090 00:58:04,916 --> 00:58:08,416 ♪ Leave my stocking in the drawer ♪ 1091 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:11,416 ♪ No Christmas tree will sparkle for me ♪ 1092 00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:14,375 ♪ Hang no holly on my door ♪ 1093 00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:15,833 [song continues on radio] 1094 00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:22,875 [DJ] That was "Just Cancel Christmas." And in financial news, 1095 00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:25,875 StarTech takes a dive just in time for the hol-- 1096 00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:29,375 -[exclaiming] -[menacing music playing] 1097 00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:31,625 -[yelps] You scared the-- -[tires squealing] 1098 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:34,416 [groans] 1099 00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:37,916 -[groans] -[angelic music playing] 1100 00:58:39,208 --> 00:58:40,500 Does this mean I'm dead? 1101 00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:43,666 -Miss, are you okay? -Rose. 1102 00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:44,791 Rose. 1103 00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:45,958 Rose! 1104 00:58:46,041 --> 00:58:48,500 [exclaims] I'm so glad you're not real! 1105 00:58:49,458 --> 00:58:50,791 Oh… [laughs] 1106 00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:54,333 I'm sorry. I'm just heading into town to get ready for the show. 1107 00:58:54,416 --> 00:58:56,125 -Okay. -You're Jackie's friend, right? 1108 00:58:56,208 --> 00:58:57,541 Yeah, I just, um… 1109 00:58:57,625 --> 00:59:00,125 I was driving, and I hit a patch of ice, I… 1110 00:59:00,208 --> 00:59:03,208 We're all real happy you're spending time with Jackie. 1111 00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:06,083 She loves company, especially around this time of year. 1112 00:59:06,791 --> 00:59:09,916 I'm parked right over there. I'll wait while you get back on the road. 1113 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,916 You're gonna be all right. You drive safe now. 1114 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,375 -[Val] You guys wanna see Santa? -[screaming] Yes! 1115 00:59:15,458 --> 00:59:17,958 -[Beatrix] We'll see. -[Jackie] Oh my goodness! Get excited! 1116 00:59:18,041 --> 00:59:20,541 -[Val] You will see! -[Rob] Okay, come on, ninja man. 1117 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:22,708 We don't wanna make Val late for his performance. 1118 00:59:22,791 --> 00:59:24,333 But I need to find Bob! 1119 00:59:24,416 --> 00:59:27,375 Well, I'm sure he'll turn up. You know how he likes to hide. 1120 00:59:27,458 --> 00:59:29,666 Oh yeah. He does. 1121 00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:31,166 Good thinking, Dad. 1122 00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:34,916 -The star will be there? -The star will be there. Okay? Promise. 1123 00:59:40,041 --> 00:59:43,041 [Rose] We're all real happy you're spending time with Jackie. 1124 00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:48,166 She loves company, especially around this time of year. 1125 00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:56,166 [pensive music playing] 1126 01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:03,000 [Jackie] You know, Daniel wanted to be an inventor. 1127 01:00:03,791 --> 01:00:05,625 Always hoping to change the world. 1128 01:00:07,416 --> 01:00:08,583 I wish he was here. 1129 01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:11,375 Oh no. 1130 01:00:14,958 --> 01:00:16,208 [tires squeal] 1131 01:00:19,166 --> 01:00:21,166 [bittersweet music playing] 1132 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,083 [exhales] 1133 01:01:01,208 --> 01:01:05,166 That's not something you just… put in the holiday newsletter. 1134 01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:07,250 [bittersweet music continues] 1135 01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:29,916 Yeah. 1136 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,041 When what happened happened, 1137 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,833 it took such an unbelievable toll on our family. 1138 01:01:39,708 --> 01:01:43,875 I didn't send out a newsletter that year because, well… 1139 01:01:46,708 --> 01:01:50,375 But then I realized that we needed to create something. 1140 01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:54,250 You know, to keep his memory alive. 1141 01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:00,833 So… we started a foundation in his name. 1142 01:02:02,625 --> 01:02:06,000 And I wrote about it in the newsletter like he did it all. 1143 01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:09,708 'Cause… 1144 01:02:11,541 --> 01:02:13,166 in a way, he did. 1145 01:02:17,958 --> 01:02:22,250 I wanna show you something. But you have to dress warm. Okay? 1146 01:02:22,333 --> 01:02:24,125 -[sniffles] Okay. -Okay. 1147 01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:27,375 [ethereal music playing] 1148 01:02:31,666 --> 01:02:33,666 This was Daniel's biggest dream. 1149 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,208 It's real. 1150 01:02:36,291 --> 01:02:37,375 [whispers] Yeah. 1151 01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:40,166 -[exhales] -[chuckles softly] 1152 01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:53,291 You're looking at the first completely solar-powered hot-air balloon. 1153 01:02:57,250 --> 01:03:02,416 Around the World in 80 Days was Danny's all-time favorite bedtime story. 1154 01:03:05,041 --> 01:03:06,833 We read it nearly every night. 1155 01:03:08,208 --> 01:03:09,041 At home. 1156 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:12,250 In the hospital. 1157 01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:15,166 Oh, I, I… 1158 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:19,875 I promised him that someday I would build us a balloon to take us around the world. 1159 01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:27,125 And it had to be environmentally friendly, because that was a big thing to him, so… 1160 01:03:28,833 --> 01:03:30,500 So I made it solar-powered. 1161 01:03:30,583 --> 01:03:33,125 -[Charlotte laughs] -[chuckles] It's crazy, huh? 1162 01:03:33,208 --> 01:03:36,125 No. No, it's not crazy. 1163 01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:41,000 And the balloon is going to be the Star of Bethlehem. 1164 01:03:42,666 --> 01:03:46,875 It's our way of making sure that Daniel's part of Christmas this year. 1165 01:03:49,666 --> 01:03:51,625 This is what I saw in the sky! 1166 01:03:52,208 --> 01:03:54,583 -The star lights up! -[laughs] Yeah. 1167 01:03:54,666 --> 01:03:57,291 Wait, yes. Rose has been helping me. 1168 01:03:57,375 --> 01:04:00,625 She did a… a test run the night you guys arrived. 1169 01:04:01,625 --> 01:04:03,958 [soft music playing] 1170 01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:08,125 -[Jackie] Monkey Bob. -[both laughing] 1171 01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:11,375 -[kids] Dad, can we get an apple? -Yeah, there's one up there. 1172 01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:13,583 There's apples up there. Go ahead. One each. 1173 01:04:13,666 --> 01:04:15,291 -[Grant] Oh my God! -[Dora] Sprinkles! 1174 01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:16,416 [Beatrix] Can I get M&M? 1175 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:18,708 -Thank you. -[Rob] What'd you get? Sprinkles? 1176 01:04:19,208 --> 01:04:20,750 [Dora] Sprinkles! 1177 01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:23,166 -Daddy, you get one. -[Rob] Should I get one? 1178 01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:25,666 -You're gonna give me a bite, right? -[Dora] No, I'm not. 1179 01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:28,541 -[beeps] -Okay. 1180 01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:32,041 [device powering up] 1181 01:04:32,750 --> 01:04:33,875 [claps and titters] 1182 01:04:35,250 --> 01:04:37,750 -Yeah. -[uplifting music playing] 1183 01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:40,458 Okay, Char. 1184 01:04:42,041 --> 01:04:43,208 Thank you. 1185 01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:46,750 -Bye, Monkey Bob. -Bye! Have fun. 1186 01:04:46,833 --> 01:04:48,041 [Jackie laughing] 1187 01:04:49,666 --> 01:04:51,458 Thank you. Thank you. 1188 01:04:52,458 --> 01:04:53,833 Godspeed. 1189 01:04:55,875 --> 01:04:57,583 -[power surging] -[Jackie] What? 1190 01:04:58,458 --> 01:05:00,125 -[alarm ringing] -What's going on? 1191 01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:03,500 -No, no, no. -[ringing continues] 1192 01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:09,208 The solar batteries are fully charged. Something's wrong with the control panel. 1193 01:05:09,291 --> 01:05:10,791 Charlotte. 1194 01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:13,958 -Are you okay? -No! 1195 01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:17,333 I mean, we've had sporadic electrical issues during our test flights. 1196 01:05:17,416 --> 01:05:20,958 -But I thought it was all sorted out. -Well, sounds like you need an engineer. 1197 01:05:21,041 --> 01:05:22,083 [exclaims] Yes! 1198 01:05:22,833 --> 01:05:24,541 [Charlotte] I can figure this out. 1199 01:05:26,708 --> 01:05:28,375 [Grant] Any sign of Santa? 1200 01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:30,083 [expectant music playing] 1201 01:05:39,458 --> 01:05:40,458 [device chimes] 1202 01:05:40,541 --> 01:05:42,208 Okay. That should do it. 1203 01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:45,958 -Just keep those on to be safe. -I thought these were for eating chips. 1204 01:05:46,041 --> 01:05:48,708 They are, but they're also gonna help us fly this baby. 1205 01:05:48,791 --> 01:05:49,625 They are? 1206 01:05:49,708 --> 01:05:52,166 It's the same reason the Vacuum of Death caught fire. 1207 01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:54,416 Electrostatic discharge. 1208 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:56,666 They channel the electron buildup from the dry air, 1209 01:05:56,750 --> 01:05:58,583 and they stop the system from shorting out. 1210 01:05:58,666 --> 01:05:59,666 [Jackie] Hmm! 1211 01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:02,791 -Trust me. [laughing] -Okay. 1212 01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:04,166 [device chimes] 1213 01:06:05,250 --> 01:06:06,083 It worked! 1214 01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:08,916 Okay. 1215 01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:16,666 [uplifting music playing] 1216 01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:20,166 See you at the pageant. 1217 01:06:20,750 --> 01:06:22,125 Care for a lift? 1218 01:06:22,208 --> 01:06:25,125 You got room for three? Me and this creepy monkey? 1219 01:06:25,208 --> 01:06:27,375 [laughs] You're so funny. 1220 01:06:30,666 --> 01:06:31,666 There you go. 1221 01:06:34,875 --> 01:06:35,791 Careful. 1222 01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:38,333 [Charlotte] Okay. 1223 01:06:38,916 --> 01:06:40,916 [uplifting music continues] 1224 01:06:47,625 --> 01:06:48,666 Wow. 1225 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:58,041 Thank God Monkey Bob convinced Grant to put our address in your GPS. 1226 01:06:58,625 --> 01:07:00,666 You saved my Christmas, Char. 1227 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:03,416 Aw! You saved my Christmas. 1228 01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:06,000 [device warbling] 1229 01:07:06,791 --> 01:07:08,208 Oh, and for the record, 1230 01:07:08,291 --> 01:07:11,833 I still don't understand why these things never took off. 1231 01:07:11,916 --> 01:07:13,625 It's a marketing no-brainer. 1232 01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:17,875 You slap a sports team logo right here, and, mmm! 1233 01:07:17,958 --> 01:07:21,250 -And what? -It's called branding, girl! Hello? 1234 01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:22,750 People love that stuff. 1235 01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:25,708 -You'd make a fortune. [squeals] -Okay! 1236 01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:27,291 [both laughing] 1237 01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:30,750 [Jackie] Look, it's our house. 1238 01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:31,833 [Jackie exclaims] 1239 01:07:33,166 --> 01:07:34,583 [ladder rattles] 1240 01:07:34,666 --> 01:07:37,583 Wait, we forgot to pull the ladder up! Gonna grab it. 1241 01:07:37,666 --> 01:07:38,625 [Jackie] Oh my God. 1242 01:07:40,333 --> 01:07:41,333 [sparks whining] 1243 01:07:42,625 --> 01:07:44,708 -[both yelp] -[device beeping rapidly] 1244 01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:49,375 We're losing altitude. It's the weight of the sleigh. 1245 01:07:49,458 --> 01:07:50,708 [both exclaim] 1246 01:07:50,791 --> 01:07:52,916 Oh my God. I think we should land. 1247 01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:58,416 [Grant] I wanna believe, but I need proof. 1248 01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:00,250 -[Charlotte] Well… -We should land. 1249 01:08:00,333 --> 01:08:03,166 -Monkey Bob has an idea. -Monkey Bob? 1250 01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:05,250 Yeah. I'm gonna increase the fan speed. 1251 01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:06,416 [chiming, warbling] 1252 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:08,791 -[Jackie] Wait, what? Why? -We're not landing. 1253 01:08:10,708 --> 01:08:11,791 Not yet. 1254 01:08:11,875 --> 01:08:14,416 Char, we can't fly over the town square 1255 01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:17,125 with a sled hanging off of us and no Santa! 1256 01:08:17,208 --> 01:08:18,666 [Charlotte] You're right. 1257 01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:20,166 -[kisses] -[Jackie exclaims] 1258 01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:21,541 [chuckles] Whoo! 1259 01:08:21,625 --> 01:08:23,541 Wait. [grunting] 1260 01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:25,291 What the heck are you doing? 1261 01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:26,416 Believing. 1262 01:08:27,208 --> 01:08:28,125 [Jackie exclaims] 1263 01:08:28,750 --> 01:08:29,583 Wha-- 1264 01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:30,750 [chuckles] 1265 01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:31,750 Oh. 1266 01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:32,958 Oh my God. Be careful. 1267 01:08:34,541 --> 01:08:36,000 [Charlotte] You got this. 1268 01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:38,125 [nervously] You got this. 1269 01:08:38,208 --> 01:08:39,666 I don't think she's got this. 1270 01:08:41,208 --> 01:08:43,500 -[yelping] -[yelping] Charlotte! 1271 01:08:44,958 --> 01:08:46,541 [Charlotte] I'm okay! 1272 01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:50,083 [nervously] I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. 1273 01:08:50,166 --> 01:08:51,375 [screams] 1274 01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:52,791 [exhales heavily] 1275 01:08:52,875 --> 01:08:54,000 [gentle music playing] 1276 01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,875 [indistinct chatter] 1277 01:09:04,125 --> 01:09:06,916 Char, just let me land. 1278 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,041 No, no, no! Steady the course. 1279 01:09:11,583 --> 01:09:12,583 Okay. 1280 01:09:17,041 --> 01:09:20,458 And fly straight out over the audience. 1281 01:09:20,958 --> 01:09:22,791 Ho-ho-ho-ho! 1282 01:09:24,541 --> 01:09:27,041 Santa Claus is coming to town. 1283 01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:28,125 [squeals] 1284 01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:31,208 [uplifting music playing] 1285 01:09:39,166 --> 01:09:41,791 -[soft music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 1286 01:09:41,875 --> 01:09:45,083 [sighs] I think it's time to conclude our investigation. 1287 01:09:46,666 --> 01:09:48,750 We need more time, Bea. 1288 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:50,958 You wanna believe, don't you? 1289 01:09:51,666 --> 01:09:53,166 Yeah, Grant. 1290 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:55,666 I do, but I am me. 1291 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:57,750 [Grant sighs] 1292 01:09:58,375 --> 01:09:59,500 Oh my gosh. 1293 01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:01,500 -Bea! -[Beatrix] What? 1294 01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:03,500 [Grant] It's… 1295 01:10:03,583 --> 01:10:04,833 -[exclaims] -[Grant] It's… 1296 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:10,500 -OMG! -[crowd clamoring] 1297 01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:12,416 -Santa Claus! -[clamoring continues] 1298 01:10:15,958 --> 01:10:17,916 [Charlotte in deep voice] Ho-ho-ho! 1299 01:10:20,916 --> 01:10:22,458 [indistinct chatter] 1300 01:10:22,541 --> 01:10:24,833 [in deep voice] Merry Christmas to all! 1301 01:10:24,916 --> 01:10:26,583 [Dora] It's Santa! 1302 01:10:26,666 --> 01:10:29,583 [in deep voice] Is Grant Sanders down there? 1303 01:10:29,666 --> 01:10:32,500 That's me! That's me! 1304 01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:37,833 Monkey Bob is flying! 1305 01:10:39,333 --> 01:10:40,416 [Grant gasps] 1306 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:43,541 [crowd exclaiming and cheering] 1307 01:10:44,625 --> 01:10:48,166 [in deep voice] Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! 1308 01:10:48,791 --> 01:10:50,541 [cheering continues] 1309 01:10:56,625 --> 01:10:58,625 [uplifting music playing] 1310 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,250 [squeals] 1311 01:11:06,875 --> 01:11:09,291 [Jackie] Let's get you on the ground, Santa. 1312 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:11,208 [chuckles] 1313 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:13,791 Okay. 1314 01:11:17,333 --> 01:11:19,208 Okay, quick, unhook the sleigh. 1315 01:11:19,291 --> 01:11:21,041 -It's caught. -Oh. 1316 01:11:21,708 --> 01:11:23,125 Here, let me help. 1317 01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:24,458 [Charlotte] Okay. 1318 01:11:24,541 --> 01:11:29,041 I know how tricky these flying sleighs can be. 1319 01:11:29,125 --> 01:11:30,333 [Charlotte] Okay. 1320 01:11:31,083 --> 01:11:32,250 [Charlotte laughs] 1321 01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:35,708 You're good to go. 1322 01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:40,916 -Thank you for your hel-- -No, thank you, Charlotte Sanders. 1323 01:11:42,041 --> 01:11:43,166 You're welcome. 1324 01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:45,958 Wait! How do you know my name? 1325 01:11:46,583 --> 01:11:48,250 [ethereal music playing] 1326 01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:54,916 [band playing "Star of Wonder"] 1327 01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:01,083 [crowd exclaims] 1328 01:12:01,916 --> 01:12:03,416 Merry Christmas, Danny. 1329 01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:05,208 Merry Christmas, Danny. 1330 01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:10,125 ["Star of Wonder" continues playing] 1331 01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:12,375 [indistinct chatter] 1332 01:12:19,166 --> 01:12:21,333 ["Star of Wonder" continues] 1333 01:12:44,875 --> 01:12:46,875 ["Star of Wonder" continues] 1334 01:12:57,708 --> 01:12:59,958 ["Star of Wonder" continues] 1335 01:13:19,416 --> 01:13:21,750 -[tapping mic] -[band stops playing] 1336 01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:25,375 [on mic] I have an urgent message to all the kids out there. 1337 01:13:26,041 --> 01:13:30,166 New evidence has emerged in my investigation of Santa. 1338 01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:33,958 My advice to you is believe, 1339 01:13:34,041 --> 01:13:37,708 'cause he still believes in you. 1340 01:13:37,791 --> 01:13:39,208 [all cheering] 1341 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,458 [Jackie] ♪ You better watch out ♪ 1342 01:13:45,541 --> 01:13:46,625 [cheering continues] 1343 01:13:46,708 --> 01:13:49,291 ♪ You better not cry ♪ 1344 01:13:50,291 --> 01:13:52,291 ♪ You better not pout ♪ 1345 01:13:53,541 --> 01:13:55,708 ♪ I'm telling you why ♪ 1346 01:13:57,083 --> 01:13:58,166 ♪ Oh ♪ 1347 01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:01,083 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1348 01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:05,041 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1349 01:14:05,125 --> 01:14:10,375 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1350 01:14:10,458 --> 01:14:13,458 Now, who's ready to help me make this the best Christmas ever? 1351 01:14:14,041 --> 01:14:16,000 -[all cheering] -[Jackie chuckles] 1352 01:14:16,083 --> 01:14:19,666 ♪ He's making his list He's checking it twice ♪ 1353 01:14:19,750 --> 01:14:23,458 ♪ He's gonna find out Who's naughty or nice ♪ 1354 01:14:24,208 --> 01:14:27,625 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1355 01:14:27,708 --> 01:14:30,916 [all] ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1356 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,250 ♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪ 1357 01:14:34,333 --> 01:14:35,958 ♪ [all] To town ♪ 1358 01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:40,541 ♪ The kids in girl and boy land ♪ 1359 01:14:40,625 --> 01:14:44,291 ♪ Will have a jubilee ♪ 1360 01:14:44,375 --> 01:14:47,500 ♪ They're gonna build a toy land ♪ 1361 01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:51,250 ♪ All around the Christmas tree ♪ 1362 01:14:51,833 --> 01:14:55,333 -♪ You better watch out ♪ -♪ You better not cry ♪ 1363 01:14:56,208 --> 01:14:59,583 ♪ You better not pout I'm telling you why ♪ 1364 01:14:59,666 --> 01:15:02,250 -♪ Santa Claus ♪ -♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1365 01:15:02,333 --> 01:15:03,708 ♪ Coming to town ♪ 1366 01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:06,958 -♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ -[Jackie vocalizing] 1367 01:15:07,041 --> 01:15:12,458 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town ♪ 1368 01:15:12,541 --> 01:15:15,291 -[music fading] -[all cheering] 1369 01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:22,166 -[cheering continues] -[upbeat music playing] 1370 01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:29,250 Season's greetings from the Sanders family with the Jennings family as well. 1371 01:15:29,333 --> 01:15:31,500 It's sort of become our new tradition. 1372 01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:36,000 We finally made it to my sister's house just in time for New Year's Eve. 1373 01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:39,208 Jackie and I started our own Chip Mitt business. 1374 01:15:39,291 --> 01:15:41,750 And our first client was Mariah Carey. 1375 01:15:43,333 --> 01:15:45,041 "No more cookie crumbs." 1376 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:47,875 In their quest to become superheroes, 1377 01:15:47,958 --> 01:15:51,083 all our kids are taking karate lessons from Valentino. 1378 01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:54,666 The Jennings family dream finally came true 1379 01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:58,250 when they floated around the world raising money for Daniel's charity. 1380 01:15:58,333 --> 01:16:01,666 And our dream also came true. We got the house! 1381 01:16:01,750 --> 01:16:05,500 But guess what? We're keeping it for our splendiferous family. 1382 01:16:05,583 --> 01:16:07,000 What can I say? 1383 01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:10,708 Christmas with Jackie is a life-altering experience. 1384 01:16:10,791 --> 01:16:13,875 -[upbeat music continues] -♪ Happy holiday, happy holiday ♪ 1385 01:16:13,958 --> 01:16:15,375 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1386 01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:17,583 [whistling in tune] 1387 01:16:17,666 --> 01:16:20,125 ♪ I got that holiday feelin' ♪ 1388 01:16:20,625 --> 01:16:22,583 [festive music playing] 1389 01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:06,958 [music fades out]