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[fanfare music playing]
-[keypad tone beeping] -[man 1 exhales]
[man on radio] Do you dream of the real-life, a stress…
[man 1] Thirty six!
Did you fix that lock?
[36] Listen, bra Joe, I promise.
The moment I drop off the stove at that tavern,
I'll attend to it, same time.
[Bra Joe] Take care of it. Fix this thing.
Do you understand?
Fix it right away.
[trumpet playing]
[upbeat music plays]
-[chicken clucking] -[indistinct chatter]
[36] It looks like I'm getting lost here, this place is confusing.
It doesn't even appear on my GPS, bra Joe.
[Bra Joe] When you find an old factory that looks abandoned,
then you are there.
[upbeat music continues]
[truck engine revs]
Do you know Sgodiphola, bra Joe?
[Bra Joe] My forest retirement home is near there.
And that will be the closest you'll ever get to visiting me, for sure.
So have you fixed the… [splutters] the… the… the lock?
[36] Listen, bra Joe,
-when I'm done here-- -First thing Monday morning!
[Bra Joe] The first thing I want to see on my table,
as soon as I come in
is that stove delivery docket.
Understood? And a new lock on that door.
If that's not done, I promise you,
you will look like that Sgodiphola factory.
Abandoned!
-[Bra Joe] Understand? -[bleating]
-[Bra Joe] 36? -Bra Joe.
[Bra Joe] Hey, I don't trust this kid.
Good morning sir.
-Hi, how are you, man? -I'm fine.
-Awesome. -Here to deliver your stove. It's outside.
Hey man, get out here and help him deliver fetch the stove, quickly.
♪ Things get rough in the ghetto Upon the situation have to sing a song ♪
♪ And tell them this It no matter how it get rough ♪
♪ It no matter how it get rough ♪
♪ Cause better must come ♪
♪ Today, me say better must come ♪
♪ Even we have to wait for tomorrow ♪
♪ Better must come things get rough in The Ghetto look upon the situation ♪
♪ Me have to sing a little song ♪
♪ And tell them this It no matter how it get rough ♪
♪ It no matter how it get rough It no matter how it get rough ♪
♪ Better must come, better must come ♪
Sir, it's gone.
It's gone!
They have taken your stove.
Hey, hey man,
It wasn't my stove yet, it has not been delivered.
You see, my last stove was stolen from right over there.
All of the RDP houses
have the same issues with their stoves, all over.
And now it is you?
[man 2] If those thieves are back, I'm a dead man.
Those bloody thugs!
I even saw them. They were driving a micro-bus. And uh…
one of them bleated like a goat.
Tell me, this micro-bus you have seen was it green?
That's the one.
[whistles] Hey,
it sounds as if it could've been… maybe Puntsununu.
You know those people are dangerous.
Puntsununu?
-[glass clattering] -[mysterious music plays]
-[music stops abruptly] -[bottles clattering]
-[sighs] -[tense beat plays]
[man 2] Do you see?
Why are you always out when I need you here?
How many beers will we actually have to sell for our lives to improve,
since the factory closed down?
Ten thousand, twenty thousand?
Hey, 25,000 could make a difference.
You know what? The world is bigger than your Boy's Holiday Tavern, dad.
People have money,
they make it rain.
You want to go?
Go then.
And remember, when you go, make sure that you take an umbrella,
[man 2] So that when it rains, you are covered.
Listen, I hope it rains hard out there!
[clicks tongue, exhales]
Goodness, man.
That daughter of mine,
she mixes with thugs, roughnecks and gangsters!
And can you tell me,
these gangsters, are they the same ones who stole my stove?
Did you see that guy who just left here?
That bodyguard belongs to Puntsununu.
They are very dangerous people. They are
the ones who deal with gas around here. Here in Sgodiphola.
They basically run this town.
My man, let me give you some advice.
Best you take your own money,
and keep it in your pocket and
pay your company and walk away.
I can't do that.
It's not an option.
Just tell me where to find this Puntsununu.
You will find him at your grave.
I will leave that grave. I'll come back here and I will bring your stove.
-[key jiggles] -You don't want to listen.
[metal creaking]
You will turn over there,
go up, then down.
[man 2] When you get to the street that turns left,
that's the place.
-[36] Thank you very much. -[man 2] Listen, you better start praying.
Hey you!
You over there.
[hisses]
Are you here to buy or fuck off?
I've seen you before.
So?
Where is Puntsununu?
[thugs laughs]
Listen to this guy!
He wants Puntsununu!
Here is Puntsununu.
Now piss off.
-I said piss off! -[grunts]
And how would you like a bullet sandwich?
Hey kid, do you even know how to use that thing?
[shot pings]
Oh. [exhales]
Okay, uh… so you can make it fart.
But can you hit a target?
-[metal creaking] -[explosive sound]
[car siren ringing]
Where is Puntsununu?!
[car siren stops]
Why?
You want to shoot me?
I'm not here for that.
I am here with a delivery.
Mmm.
-Hey Mafia, go and wash the car. -No, never. Big Nunu,
it's the delivery boy who did this.
Hey, you lost the battle, I was watching.
-Mancane, -[Mancane] Yes boss?
why haven't you finished the hole?
Hey boss, the ground is a little bit too hard, that side.
Hey, then dig harder.
[Mancane] Okay, boss.
Go with him, Workshop.
Hey fool, you're forgetting something.
Aah,
karate parcel boy,
what have you brought?
I'm not here for that.
I'm here to fetch what's mine.
[36] One of your guys has stolen my load.
Mm-hm?
Are you asking or telling?
[scoffs] Everything about Sgodiphola is telling me that.
-You know you're lucky, eh? [scoffs] -Mm-hm?
It was nice out there,
playing cowboy and messing up my yard. [scoffs]
You didn't think about that coal truck.
It would have been better if you caught a bullet between your teeth.
Where is my stove now?!
[footsteps]
[yawning] I don't know.
And I don't care.
[Puntsununu] What I'm only interested in
is someone whose shooting is really sharp.
I saw that you can play a gun,
just like playing the keys of a piano.
I can make it cry like a bird.
Look at me very carefully,
I am a professional guitarist.
In my time, I was a soldier.
Soldier. [laughs]
Hey, I love your story, my chap.
Now tell me, the stove that you're running around looking for,
how much does it cost?
-Fifteen thousand. -Only?
[phone ringing]
Here's a tender then.
[Puntsununu] How would you like to make 20,000 rand
by the end of this weekend?
Talk. I'm listening.
So now you want to hear my story, chap?
Okay, I'll tell you.
Once upon a time…
long, long ago this entire town was built here solely to serve a single factory.
Hold this Christmas Tree.
[man on TV] Do you dream of the real life?
-A stress-free-balanced life? -[whistles]
Then you need a dream home.
[Puntsununu] For years the factory did very well
and Sgodiphola ate well.
[food boiling]
[slurps] Mm. [smacks lips] Mmm.
Top class there, my lady love.
-[footstep receding] -[pensive music plays]
But one day they decided to close down the factory.
So then our town became full of desperados.
It fell apart.
That's when I decided
To fill that hole the factory left…
and start my own factory.
So I did.
My plan was simple.
To make Sgodiphola great again.
Workshop here,
he lost his job when the factory closed down.
The boys you saw there outside, they were unemployed youth.
I became the government and I employed them all.
But the desperados were jealous of the factory's success.
That's why I need a way to protect my employees.
But now, I've got you my soldier.
You will teach me how to use my gun.
♪ My gun... ♪
So you're gonna give me 20,000, and all I
need to do is teach you how to use a gun?
We'll be happy, my soldier.
And we'll sleep peacefully at night.
-Sleep peacefully at night?! -[chicken clucking]
People will start shooting at night.
What you're doing is all unnecessary.
Uh… [clicks tongue] Mumsy I was just… telling him about the dream.
You see that dream of yours,
just tone it down, because you're making noise.
Or else I'll end up in the back of an ambulance.
No problem.
I'll teach you.
Just some petrol money as deposit and I'm yours till Monday.
[Mumsy clicks tongue]
[chuckles]
-[gasps] -Welcome to Sgodiphola.
[Puntsununu] What's up gents!
[Mancane] My brother.
-[Puntsununu] It's game time. -[Mancane] Ah, it's fine.
[Puntsununu] We're working with a soldier now.
-Who's the soldier? -Hey,
parcel boy is our soldier.
He's going to teach us how to shoot.
The one who kicked Mafia's ass?
That's why I hired him.
He shoots like a sniper, that's why.
Mancane, you'll help him to fetch his van over there,
and guard him.
You know that these streets are full of desperados.
Who's the goat now? [bleats]
-[36 and Mancane laugh] -[grunts angrily]
[man 3 laughs] Hey, Mafia is going to kill that delivery boy.
Not yet, you idiot!
We're going to use that guy.
No, but Big Nunu,
I don't understand Puntsununu.
What if this guy is a spy?
He's coming with to "The Night Of The Jackal".
What? Uh-uh, uh-uh. Big Nunu, you see now,
your hard drive is starting to crash, my man.
Relax.
I've already paid the guy. He is not gonna run to the cops.
Am I not right, Notch?
[yells] Yes! It's about time!
-You can tell, it came as a sign. -Hey, Notch, Notch, Notch!
A time for shit!
-Hey! -Is this time for shit?
Hey man, you're the shitty shooter!
You know I'm a good shooter. You know… [mimics gunshots] Shooting is my thing.
That guy had a lucky shot, man.
Let me show you.
-Hey, hey, hey. -[Notch] You want to kill our boss, man?
-[bullet ricocheting] -[siren wailing]
[indistinct chatter]
-[Christmas Tree] Relax. -Ah, Mafia.
[Notch] Sorry, boss, are you okay?
-You see? You see? -[Notch] Shit.
One thing is we need that guy.
And he comes with us tonight on "The Night Of The Jackal".
All you need to do is keep a close eye on him.
Uh… uh, and then you…
You my six plate stove. Um…
I want you to hit him with a little panty you know?
Or make him fall for you so you know everything he's thinking.
No way.
I prefer charming you.
Use Bulletproof instead. Let him charm that loser.
I will stay here with you,
and be your bodyguard instead.
Um… Yeah, my sweet baby…
Because my sweet you know that your only job is for you to keep me warm
and take care of me me but,
uh, Bulletproof is my bodyguard.
[hisses]
Boss, what will you do if that man sells us out?
[slurping]
[engine stalling]
[Puntsununu] Give Christmas Tree your ID, your phone, and your keys.
You'll get them after our deal is done. You
know that our work is sensitive.
We're going shooting now?
This is barbaric.
Notch has a gift, he'll tip us on when to leave.
Hey, Notch,
when did you say he would teach us to shoot?
We're gonna have fun tonight!
[Puntsununu] Praise to the ancestors.
We will go now to collect all the guns,
and then we'll go to learn how to shoot.
Hey, a valuable paper.
I have paid a lot of money for this.
Now thousands are calling me. You know when
forty-six equals forty-seven?
Don't confuse me, sir.
Math is actually not my thing.
[giggles] Welcome to your first-day school, my soldier.
Lesson one.
[rousing music plays]
Remove the name of the company from your back.
Please don't mess up my uniform even a little.
You don't know my boss.
[woman 1] Relax,
I'll take them to the laundry.
They will dry-clean and sew it.
I'll even make a matching petticoat for you.
[Notch] We're behind by five minutes!
Hey, let's go!
-[car engine revs] -[Notch exclaims]
Let's go, let's go!
Let's go!
Save that dress for your blesser, my girl.
I'm off to make my own money.
Careful, don't shoot yourself.
[Notch exclaims] Let's go!
[man on radio] Battling it out for the championship,
let's see what's going to happen today.
The ball is taking by Mokoena,
then he passes it back to Spiderman…
You drank all your rent money. Where are you going to sleep?
[Workshop] You haven't been laid since Brenda Fassie.
-Where are you going to sleep… -[man on radio] They're playing
-it like Europeans. -With you, you womanless fool.
-They go to the right, then defense is… -You're womanless like your father.
-Or what? What are you going to do? -[man on radio] He passes it to Ncube.
-What do you think you're doing? -Ncube hits the ball. He tries to
cross it, yeah! It is taken by Pienaar on the right. This is
a counter-attack we are seeing on the inside. He passes it to Ncube.
Ncube stands on the left and crosses the ball, all through!
-[cheers on radio] -Unbelievable scenes from defense
to attack in under five seconds!
Unbelievable wins. They got it with a counter
-[slurps] -[lively music plays]
[chuckles]
[36] You didn't tell me we were breaking in.
Lesson number two,
minus the law, then you multiply the money.
[groans] These are some stupid people.
Don't worry,
when this is done, everyone will get their grant, yeah.
[intriguing music plays]
[36] What would we do if the guards hit a panic button? Eh?
Why? Are you scared?
Mafia, hold the baby's hand.
[Mafia laughs]
[Puntsununu] Here's our present, my gents.
Hey you, open it.
[Workshop grunts]
Shhh.
[man on radio] The future is your funeral.
Would you want to go away in a regular degular casket?
Or would you rather depart in the finest delicious,
Cambodian mahogany?
That's why with Hambakahle funerals,
you depart in style.
-Hambakahle! The departure you deserve. -[siren blares]
Here's an answer to your homework, my baby.
Case number 46 equals 47.
AK-47.
[Puntsununu chuckles]
[Puntsununu] Pass me my champagne. [chuckles]
[Mafia] Uh, no man. Mm-mm.
What is it?
[Mafia] Condom. It's condom grease.
It's cosmoline grease, you freaking moron.
|I'll show you how to clean it, you idiot.
-After you get us out of this hellhole! -Shhhh.
[chuckles] You see, he even knows the grease.
We've got a professional. [giggles]
-Hey you! -[walkie-talkie static]
Come here, man!
[Bulletproof] How are you, chief? It's all good, chief.
I'm fine, I'm fine. Where is bra Zakes?
[Bra Zakes' muffled screams]
Uh, Zakes is very sick, my chief.
But he was sitting there with his partner with a big mole here.
Zakes just got sick. So… so they replaced the guy with the mole with me.
We swapped, but Zakes was sick.
[man 4 on walkie-talkie] Come in 25, pickup Zakes, over.
No man, he's here. You heard? He's here.
He's in the toilet, my chief. Toilet.
So when he is supposed to pay us, he get's constipated?
Go tell bra Zakes not to take us for a bowl of shit. Go fetch him.
You must hurry up you know. As for me, I don't like to wait because
the more I have to wait, the more I get thirsty.
[man 4 on walkie-talkie] Come on Zakes, over.
And tell those people to stop disturbing us with that thing, we're busy.
Zakes is busy.
[man 4 on walkie-talkie] Who is that? Give me the password.
What's the password?
All units code red, code red at the warehouse!
Hey! Hey!
Pack the things and let's go.
Let's go, let's go!
-[gunshots fired] -[policewoman] Oh!
[exclaims] That guy is bulletproof.
[Puntsununu] Jakalas!
[Bulletproof] Viva!
[Bulletproof groans]
[voice echoing] Bullet! Bullet! Bullet!
[policewoman] Drop your weapons and surrender!
You are surrounded!
[policewoman exclaims]
[36] Come on, let's go!
Looks like you failed your math after all, huh?
How does it feel, sir?
Hey you, go get the paraffin.
-Go now! -[36] Taken for granted.
[36] Notch, go find the exit!
You, come here, take these.
Fill them up.
[panting]
[siren blaring]
[Puntsununu] Come here!
I have one left!
I'm all out!
They're only carrying small guns, guys let's draw their fire!
-[gunshots fired] -[Notch exclaiming]
[gunshots fired]
[stealthy music playing]
[Puntsununu grunts]
[Puntsununu panting]
Remember, brother,
lesson number three,
don't forget your homework.
Look out! They're coming for us!
Move!
[panting]
[siren blaring]
[Chief 1] This is your last chance,
put down your weapons and surrender!
-[walkie-talkie chatter] -[gasps]
[policewoman] Seretse, phone the mortuary men,
the dogs are dead now!
[36] So tell me sir, are there anymore lessons for us?
After school is after school.
[Seretse] Zakes! Do you see now? Do you see now?
You owe us double.
We want our money, and we want it now!
[grandiose music plays]
[fireworks explode]
We're going to catch these dogs, even
if it's the last thing we do, I swear!
[Puntsununu] Bulletproof is up there in heaven now.
I'm sure he's sparring with Mandela now.
But at least he's left us with you, soldier.
You really did your thing last night.
[36] I got us out,
of the deep mess you created.
Why didn't you tell me what we were there to do? That we were going to steal guns?
Look, fine, we could not get the delivery.
So, we got a takeaway.
Okay. Then I also want my takeaway.
I want of my money!
Okay.
I will give you after our deal.
It's done, my brother.
I showed you how to shoot last night, didn't I?
But our deal was that you were going to teach us to shoot like you.
Was it also our deal that I lose my life?
Uh-uh. No thanks. Not cool.
[Mafia mutters]
You Big Nunu, I told you about this guy.
This one over here, is a stripper.
A soldier that dances for money.
Shut up, you bloody moron!
I'll give you your bonus for last night's job.
-A bonus? But he's co-- -Hey, hey, hey!
I said I don't want to hear nothing about strippers!
This person has showed us that he's trustworthy.
[Puntsununu] He delivered that's for sure.
And in fact from today onwards I want us all to call him Service Delivery!
Say it!
Thank you, Service Delivery!
[Workshop] Service Delivery! [laughs]
Say it!
[groans painfully]
[shakily] Service Delivery.
-[sighs] -We're on then.
-[helicopter whirring] -[men grunting]
[dramatic music playing]
[Puntsununu] Bulletproof is…
No!
[crying] No! Ah! Ah, no!
-Get in! Let's go, let's go, let's go. -[crying]
[dramatic music playing]
-[door closes] -[crying]
Bullet! No! Bullet why?! [crying] Guys why?
You're now our Bulletproof, Service Delivery.
Those bullets just grazed you.
Okay, let's take a look.
[woman 1] You're very lucky that it just grazed you.
-[woman 1] I heard, -[pants]
that yesterday you were shooting like Picasso.
[scoffs]
They say your rifle was like a paint brush, and if you wanted
you could point it right at the moon,
and shoot it.
-You're a strong man. -[yelps]
Those who saw it with their own eyes were lucky.
Bulletproof would disagree with that.
Goodness!
They'd be singing gospel with Bulletproof on
cloud nine if not for you.
[snickers]
You know a man of action excites me.
I wish I could have witnessed it too, that's all I'm saying.
[snickers] With your own eyes?
-Mm. -Nah,
you would have been praying so hard
to be you home with your dad,
and that I'd never come here from the big city.
Would you believe me if I told you sometimes,
I dream about it, imagine it, the big city.
[gasps]
Hey, what now?
Uh…
You?
You are Puntsununu's girl.
[scoffs] And it never occurred to you
that I'm faking it with Puntsununu?
Then if that's acting, baby you deserve an award. The SAFTA are coming your way.
It's just that I need to be convincing, you understand?
This place is dangerous.
What do you think those shooting lessons are for?
Rhino poaching?
Uh-uh. You know, Puntsununu told me that I…
I'm teaching them for protection.
[mocking laughter]
-[laughs] -And then?
Protection? [exclaims, laughs]
Wait, am I training them for robbery?
You are training them for revolution.
You know,
Puntsununu has this crazy idea,
that he would go over there, and he would seize the old factory,
and re-open it under the management of Sgodiphola residents.
By those idiots? For real? No way.
Notch saw it in his dreams, so they believe it.
Even now, Puntsununu is making plans for some cash robberies.
He says it will be easy.
According to him nobody will get shot, but who knows?
They are just a bunch of factory workers
and small town thugs.
But you on the other hand, you!
You're big-time actress.
And I managed to fool Puntsununu.
[inhales] He sent me to charm you, soften you up.
He said he needs your help. [exhales]
And you know once these clowns get into a gunfight…
Pretty much everyone will die.
So go then, and teach them.
Go get paid.
If they come back alive,
I'll also get my share.
Then I'll come back,
and find you when I start my career in the big city
as a big actress.
[inhales] You know…
you do smell just like the big city.
[kissing sounds]
Tell me…
Tell me this, my love,
how much money are these small town boys stealing?
Is it enough say for possibly paying school fees or so?
Money enough for private school fees.
Huh?
I don't know but, Puntsununu said they're starting with a low-risk job.
Something worth…
five, six million.
-How much?! Million? -[yelps]
Five… or six…
million.
[gun cocks, shot fired]
-[bullet ricocheting] -[metal can clanging]
[tree rustling]
[36] Gents, I'm joining you.
I want in on this job.
What job is that?
You know what I'm talking about.
I want the same respect as everyone else.
Equal contribution,
equal share.
I almost died for these guns.
Okay, shop steward.
Fifty grand.
[scoffs]
Man, have you not seen what I can do with the guitar?
I play music.
Let me get what I deserve, okay?
Like a beat on the piano.
Seventy grand.
Now listen to me, you stripper,
to hell with you and your lessons.
We know how to make this fart.
Like last night, Mafia?
-Hundred grand. -[Mafia yelps]
[shots fired]
Okay. [exhales]
Equal share.
Dig deeper, guys, and hurry.
[grunting]
No, man.
You don't blink when you're carrying an angle grinder.
You're blinking like you've switched on your hazards.
You dig like you don't want to ruin your make-up, what's wrong?
I mean, do you really want to take that factory?
If so all of us will have to dig like workers.
We work together.
Am I right?
Isn't it true?
We go in together.
-You get it? -I say,
Sgodiphola, let's do this.
♪ Learn to dig young man Or you won't make it here ♪
♪ The star is coming the red star is coming ♪
♪ oso oso oso ♪
♪ The star is coming the red star is coming ♪
♪ oso oso oso ♪
We did it, brothers.
[all] Yes, man! Yes, brother!
[all excitedly] Yes, brother!
[36] Wait a minute guys,
what if there are surveillance cameras and GPS tracking?
You know, once upon a time, long ago,
whites introduced the technology of gun powder.
But Shaka defeated them, and you know why?
Because he had a plan and guts.
So we will attack them
using the buffalo horns fighting formation. We have
to be like Shaka, my guys. You see?
So that we can defeat their GPS and their cameras.
And then…
we disappear.
[Mancane] Hey, boss.
Hey, not meaning any disrespect, I am hearing you but, you're not clear.
What do you mean by disappear?
Mancane…
Let me explain to you Mancane, my man.
He is saying
he who owns technology,
he will always be the one who rules the world.
It's clear because in Shaka's time
the technology of the day was…
gunpowder and ships.
[Mafia] Hey, hey, hey man, shut up!
Hey Stripper,
you're busy talking rubbish and what and what about Shaka and the gunpowder.
We don't care about all that shit.
All that you're saying right now is shit!
I want to know what is the deal with you. What are you bringing to this party?
What are your intentions here? Don't you--
Uh-uh, no. Uh-uh, no!
Big Nunu!
Big Nunu, you must warn this boy!
You must talk to this boy now!
No, Big Nunu!
[Mafia yelling] Do you know me?
-[Notch] Hey, you! -[Mafia] Do you know me? Hey you!
-Hey! Hey! Hey! -[Mafia] I'm gonna hurt you!
[Puntsununu] Stop it! [yells]
[Notch screams]
I also dreamt of this mercenary.
He's so scary, he even tricked us into digging our own graves.
[chuckles]
You dream a load of nonsense, Notch.
Imagine digging graves in your sleep, that
has to be the first sign of madness.
Okay, okay, it's noted.
Hear that? It's noted. Okay?
And I don't want to hear about that dream, especially you, Notch.
I want inspiration. Tell us about the factory dream.
[Puntsununu] Come closer guys, come closer.
[screams]
A red star appears out of nowhere in the sky.
It reveals a new beginning of the factory was born again.
[Notch] We became our own bosses here in Sgodiphola.
We didn't work for anyone.
We worked hard and got paid fair.
We were our own bosses.
To our ancestors.
Hey, praise them too.
-[all] Praise them. -[Puntsununu] Yes.
[Puntsununu] And, and just like it used to be in the old days, huh.
Please tell us about the coal, Notch.
[Notch exclaims]
[Notch exhales]
You sold the coal to the factory, but you were selling them to yourself!
To our ancestors.
Hey, I see many small homes.
I see squatter camps turning into mansions.
-[Puntsununu] Yeah. -[Notch] It grows into something special.
I'm called by the thousands.
Wow! Gone is the gabbage smell!
[Puntsununu] To our ancestors.
Yes! steak and meat everyday.
-[Notch] The money was not scaling down. -[laughs]
I see Lamborghinis, agree?
[all] We agree!
[Notch spluttering]
[Notch] No more bathing in bowls,
now we bath like kings in Jacuzzis.
I see ducklings, and our taps are made of gold. Agree?
[all] We agree!
Hey, I see our children speaking nice English,
-saying "excuse me please". -[Puntsununu] Oh!
And going to the white kid's schools.
Ooh, it's happening, but not yet here. Agree?
[all] We agree.
Tell me, Notch,
with everything you are mentioning,
that has happened and that hasn't happened, and that's going to happen,
when did it happen?
Never before have the ancestors ever misled anyone.
It was when two men
were both getting into a truck,
they turned to each other,
talking about this very vision I have about Sgodiphola.
Wow!
[man 5] Hey man,
ever got a feeling of deja vu?
Deja vu?
Deja vu? What's that in Zulu?
[man 5] Deja vu, is when you have a feeling of something
that is happening, but has already happened.
[machine drilling]
Ooh, like what you have already seen.
Yes, deja vu.
-[laughs] -[explosive sound plays]
[Mafia] Hey, out!
Hey, come on, come on!
[man 5] Deja vu.
[Mafia] Come, sir, abracadabra.
[Mafia] Welcome to Sgodiphola.
Here's your present Workshop.
[Mafia] Come, come, come!
[grunting]
[screams]
[siren blaring]
Take it.
-Take it! -[Puntsununu grunts]
[Mafia] Ah, they're here! Let's go, let's go!
-[siren blaring] -[dramatic music plays]
-Yes it's them. I'm telling you it's them. -It's them? It's them.
[policewoman] Just shoot them, man!
Shoot those dogs right now!
The wheels!
[policewoman] We're not playing around here.
-Oh my God! Ah! -[screams]
Hey! Hey, there's another one!
[36 grunts]
Hey.
[Workshop] Come, come. We have to get out of here.
[Workshop] Come on. Come! Come! Come!
-[gunshots fired] -[screams]
Let's go! Come on!
-[engine revving] -[panting]
I'm gonna get you, you sons of witches.
[screams]
[all cheering excitedly]
[woman 1] Oh, we did it!
Just like we planned it, my Delilah.
[36] Like you planned?
I nearly died out there.
Was that also part of your plan?
Relax, we came back for you, didn't we?
Oh, sure, you came back for me.
I'm not stupid.
You came back for money.
What's wrong?
Are you jealous cause Inno hurt you?
Huh? Were you expecting nudes?
Didn't you know it's her job.
An actress
employed by Sgodiphola factory.
[chuckles]
Aah, that's my stock, man.
But don't worry,
you will get your money and you will be rich.
But now I can see that Mafia, he was right, cause you
are a mercenary soldier.
Can't you see what I'm trying to do for our town?
Listen here, brother.
I've had enough of this nonsense about Sgodiphola.
I want you to pay me all my money!
I want to get out of here
and leave you to your fake struggle.
Fake struggle?
Did you just call our liberation fake?
I'll show you what's fake.
They were fired from the factory,
I gave them shares and now they are owners.
[Christmas Tree] Hey you! [all] No, no, no, no.
But you are their big boss, right?
I am the CEO of Sgodiphola Industries.
And if you weren't so dumb you would ask
for a job in the transport department.
I found all of these guys on the streets.
I gave them a chance.
And you want to say our struggle is fake?
Well if you show me something
maybe I can respect this struggle of yours.
-Mm. -You are letting this person into Uhuru
and showing him all our secrets?
This guy wants ice cream,
let's scoop him some diabetes.
[Mancane exclaims]
You want your parcel, right?
You're always barking,
howling for your money.
[barks]
[Puntsununu] Then take it.
[all] Hey no, no, no, no!
-[36] Let me go! Let me go. -[Puntsununu laughs]
-[36] Let go of me! -[laughing]
[Puntsununu ] Ooh, Service Delivery.
What a moron you are.
You think I'd give you a bag full of
money if it wasn't boobytrapped?
You see now we have tried it all.
Look…
The ink, it doesn't come off,
even if you wash it.
That's why you can't get your money right now.
That's why I built this lab here.
I hired the professor.
I stole this money a long time ago.
I'm unable to clean it, it's worthless.
[Puntsununu] I planned all of this.
[Professor] You could have planned with a bigger gang.
What do you mean?
I mean that the minute you open this bag,
you have an hour to wash off the security ink.
-I know Professor but-- -You must listen,
just as you said,
this money must be cleaned, otherwise, it's worth nothing.
So you listen to me,
the more hands you have on deck for an hour, the more money you clean.
These are the only hands we have.
There is no one else I trust.
[scoffs] So make some plans.
[36 ] Is there anyone?
The way I see it,
I think there is.
-[Puntsununu] Hello. -How are you?
Mumsy!
I need to talk to you.
[Mumsy] Just come in and talk!
My child is so slow, really.
Premature.
Are you cold, Mumsy?
Yes my child, add more coal.
Let me try this.
-No, man! -What's wrong?
What are you doing, man?!
Are you still cold?
-Let me warm you up with more money. -[exclaims] What's this child doing?
[exclaims] What's wrong with you?
-I gave birth to an idiot! -Look at it, Mumsy.
[exhales]
I have millions,
and if you don't help me,
it's all going to burn.
My child,
what kind of help do you need?
I need cleaners.
What kind of cleaners do you need?
People who know how to wash with their hands.
But not the gossipers.
So you want me to bring back my underground operation?
With only people we can trust.
Mumsy, this money,
we can leave it for Satan to burn it all,
-or we can wash it for our liberation. -Mmm.
-You in? -I'm in.
Any time you know. It's tea time.
Hallelujah!
Geez, hey!
These idiots, fire those sellouts!
The real dogs are taking over.
Okay.
[exhales]
[dramatic cry]
[Puntsununu] To our ancestors.
[groaning] We'll open this first.
[Notch wailing dramatically]
-So you agree? -[all] We agree.
You too, mom.
[Mumsy] I agree my son.
[chuckling]
Lucky packet number one.
-[machine rumbling] -[intriguing music playing]
-[device beeps] -[ink explodes]
[Mumsy] I gave birth to a hero, a communist.
A paradise for every thief out there.
[Puntsununu] A red sky at night.
[loud beeping]
Bingo, you bloody dogs.
[Seretse] We got those bastards!
What on earth is happening?
[gasps] Oh no!
It's gone.
I don't understand chief, the tracker was zeroing in somewhere.
[exclaims] We lost it. It was right over there.
[policewoman] Right here. Can you see it?
Poof. Gone just like that.
[Professor] This cool drink activates notes like this.
You see this juice right here?
I call it a nine carat special.
And there you go.
Magic.
And then again,
that's the easy way to remove mayonnaise from coleslaw.
But remember, after an hour you can't get rid of the ink.
Uh, so you can see, you only have approximately 57 minutes.
Uh, my work here is done. See you soon, goodbye.
Okay, let's do this.
[36] What are you waiting for? Let's work!
We'll start with the big ones.
Bring more notes, bring more!
[Seretse] You see, this is the warehouse.
This side, it's the heist.
And then the tracker appeared somewhere here.
In the same place.
You know what I see Chief when I look at this? It's a pattern.
[Chief 2] I won't say it's a diamond jersey,
but it's a pattern nonetheless.
You're right my Lulu.
Go have a look out there.
[Puntsununu] We are out of time, this money is now worthless.
Throw the purple ones in the fire.
[Mumsy] No, no, let's keep it.
[Puntsununu] Mumsy, the money here is evidence.
They will catch you while you are still playing Fafi.
[Mumsy] Nonsense.
In the coming years, they will invent strong machines that
are able to clean stubborn stains like these.
Okay, we'll keep it for now.
[Mancane] Hey gents, the money we managed to clean,
is R655,000!
We're rich.
Look, if we could just gather more hands we'd be able to clean it all.
My mother will get us more hands tomorrow, man.
Why tomorrow? Let's do it now. We do it tonight
-and finish. -[cheering in background]
Relax, you will get all your money.
You'll be back to work on Monday, rich, and then you'll resign.
We're tired now we want to celebrate, my man. Am I right guys?
Of course, of course, of course!
The one who arrives last at the club, buys us drinks.
Frot, frot. [laughs]
-Uhuru! Uhuru! Uhuru! -[all] Uhuru! Uhuru! Uhuru!
-[all cheering] -[rousing music plays]
[music continues playing]
-[music slowly stops] -[sighs]
[crunching sound]
[Mumsy] You know, you're compromising yourself,
in three easy steps.
One, you invite your smelly friends from Sgodiphola
to fill up this place and make a mess!
Number two, you make a drunken fool of yourself!
-Eh? You're mad, what stress? -It for the stress, Ma.
And number three, you throw money at people
like you are feeding chickens!
Don't you think someone will figure out that you are up to something?
We're giving back to the community.
Giving back? You idiot!
This community has to give back to us.
We're finally making money
and you want to give back.
All you know is how to munch on those chips
and you don't use your brain!
What the hell is wrong with you?
You love showing off, that's your problem. Are you even listening to me?
Where is the dirty money?
[Mumsy] Dirty money?
[groans]
I'm taking the mark of death off your back
I wish I could remove the mark of love from mine.
[laughs] You?
Your story is very clear, you love Puntsununu.
You were so jealous yesterday, you even got into a fight with that girl.
-I love you. -Uh-uh
Goodness.
Let's work together, Puntsununu won't suspect us.
And besides it's almost time to split the money.
You little rascal.
You are beautiful and an incredible actress.
I want you to come with me to Joburg and get into television,
because you, top.
-And you know what I want? I want him -[36] Huh?
and that witch to finally eat humble pie
-and watch me on television. -Uh-uh. I'll be the first one.
-I want to see. -Huh?
Act for me first.
Show me.
Okay.
The temperatures are about to get sizzling hot
as we enter a heat wave today.
The more that the moment arises the region's get moist.
The hotter it gets, they get wet.
Oh, hot and wet.
Soaking wet.
So you better cover up, well.
And my gumboots are also ready.
[inhales] And now for your spot.
[dramatic music plays]
[chemicals boiling]
Mmm.
[laughs, growls]
[laughing]
-[glass breaks] -[laughs]
[shrieking]
I implore you to talk to me my ancestors!
Show me the future!
Something big awaits in this bag!
[groaning]
[shrieks]
[Notch] Viva, jackalas, viva.
Bullet.
[Notch] You saw a vision,
of this thug
taking all the animals and putting them in a zoo.
Who is it, Notch?
Him.
Bulletproof is talking to us.
He says you're the one who stole the dirty money last night.
Last night when?
Last night where?
How?
Whilst I was too busy
being attacked by Mafia's goons.
Don't accuse me.
This liar of yours
says something big awaits in this bag.
Well, let' see if it's the truth.
Or you're going to let Bulletproof insult me from his grave?
Let go, let go. Let go!
[Chief 2] Ah, you see now,
it's the same vicinity.
The cards are on the table, over.
I got you Seretse, got you Seretse.
Let's agree on the numbers we're betting on today.
Let's give them a game, over.
Let them gamble their own lives. Over and out.
[Puntsununu] You see,
it's only 100s and 50s.
He said there was big money.
If these notes were 200, I would say it's big money.
What did I tell you, he's a fake.
The guy's got a gift, he doesn't lie.
Yo!
Yo! Now that's big, eh.
Move, move. Carry on with the money!
-[panting] -[device beeping]
-Hey! -[all yelling]
Christmas, let's go, let's go!
Hey you fool, pull yourself together!
You follow him Innocentia, make sure that he gets rid of that thing.
[Chief 2] It looks like they are there at Chancers Hill.
They are dangerous and definitely armed!
I say shoot to kill! I repeat shoot to kill!
Shoot to kill!
[Inno] If the delivery man wanted to steal from us,
then why is he helping us get rid of the tracker?
[Mafia] No, don't be stupid, man.
It's cause he wants all the money. Trust Notch's vision.
Look, his van's open.
Goodness! The dirty money is in his van.
[beeping gets louder]
[Chief 2] Gambler 1 and gambler 2,
we see them! We see them!
They are there on Chancers Hill, over!
[siren blaring]
I think they've gone off the road.
They are inside the lake! Call the scuba team. Scuba team!
Hey, hey! Wa… wa… wait, wait, wait! They're heading to the Dicer Street.
[Seretse] Gambler 1, I am heading east on Dicer street, over.
[Lulu] Gambler 2, I am heading west, Seretse.
[Chief 2 hurriedly] They are right in front of you. Right in front of you!
You've got them!
I think I see lights! I see lights!
-I see the lights! -[Chief 2] We're close to jackpot!
Let's finish up this money before opening the last bag.
Big Nunu,
I hear you but there's something I don't quite understand.
Have you noticed what's on this guy's number plate?
Z double OO 69, I'm not talking about the other one, I'm talking about the GP.
Am I a traffic cop?
Ah-ah, man. Big Nunu, you've got to use your brain now, use your brain.
Z, double O, O!
That's zoo my man!
You know that's where the buffalos and lions reside.
That means Notch was right.
We're rebuilding this town and he is busy looting it.
Ah-ah! He's a looter.
You see, Big Nunu, that guy is a counter-revolutionary stripper.
The struggle continues.
It just goes to show you these days you can't trust any man .
The only thing I want to know is how he got it out.
The minute you turn your back,
they're drinking, off with someone else.
He must have had help.
-[Mafia whistling] -[Puntsununu] Hey Mafia…
-[Christmas Tree laughing] -[36 laughing] It was a success, my boy.
Greetings, my family.
Goodnight.
[woman 2] As much as it is a beautiful day here where we are gathered
I won't forget because some of you didn't believe I would deliver.
Those rats are here amongst us today.
They are quiet.
While I am the one who's bringing cheese for the people.
Do I hear them saying anything right now?
Mm?
On behalf of local municipality,
we would like to mark the International Workers Day,
with this grand opening
of Sgodiphola Internet Cafe.
[crowd cheering]
-Viva Sgodiphola! Viva! -Viva!
-[laughing] -[36 panting]
Who are you working with?
-[laughs] -[Mafia] No, no, no, no, Big Nunu, man!
The thing about this truth gas, it doesn't work.
That's for the white people.
He needs something quick like,
Cobra Kai, man. The ching-chung vibe. Hey you!
-Take this! Who do you work for? -Hey, hey, hey.
I thought we were buddies, soldier.
-There is no need for all this commotion. -[panting]
We're turning ourselves into morons.
The idiots from Sgodiphola.
People without vision waiting
for Notch's magic red star to appear in the sky, it's so stupid.
Where is the red star Notch?
[36] It hasn't arrived yet. Wow!
Not yet. [laughs]
[Puntsununu] Hey soldier, we are not like you.
We live deep in Sgodiphola.
You go everywhere,
while we wakeup everyday
hustling and trying very hard to improve our community.
Like Mumsy, Innocentia and the guys.
[panting]
But we can also help you, soldier.
Do you want to be our comrade, huh?
I can't.
I have too many secrets.
[giggles] Here in Sgodiphola there are no secrets.
All of the files are open.
I also want to open them.
But I have to pay for what I've done.
You can take a percentage from the remaining balance of my money.
Oh well.
There's a lot of money here in Sgodiphola, am I right? [laughs]
So tell me,
you and this partner of yours,
how did you do it?
We did it doggy style.
[laughs]
We went on to missionary style.
It wasn't sex, we made love.
[Puntsununu] Mm, mm, mm.
It was Innocentia.
I tried to hold back my climax by singing.
I just found myself singing.
♪ Oh red star red star ♪
-♪ Red star is coming ♪ -Fetch her!
♪ Red star is coming ♪
♪ Oso oso oso ♪
[man on TV] Do you dream of the real life?
A stress-free balanced life?
Then you need a dream home.
Local government in partnership with global company, Energinc, has forged
the forest dream homes complex.
So wake up, to the dream life.
Escape from the risks of urban life.
Our beautifully designed, secure forest homes,
range from two-ten million South African rand.
Now, you can buy the authentic lifestyle we know you desire.
So follow your dreams to the African forest life.
The good life, the soft life,
the real life.
-[punching sound] -[panting]
-[groaning] -[laughing]
What are you feeling?
-Something to make you talk, eat it. -Mm-mm. Mm. Baby,
-baby no! -[yells] Fuck off, man!
Don't you dare call me your baby.
You see a baby when you're looking at me, huh?
I said eat!
[groans] But Puntsununu, you said I should charm him.
I said you must hit him with your little panty.
You dished everything for him. You're a buffet.
[Inno] It's your fault. First of all
this guy is here because of you.
You're the one who stole his stove.
-You idiot. -Idiot?!
-You're calling me an idiot? -[Inno] No baby, no!
-[screams] -[gunshot fired]
It was you who stole my stove.
It was you, you're responsible for getting me into this mess.
Yes baby and they said they will kill me If I tell you.
[Inno] Even now they want to kill you for your share.
Shoot them baby! Hurry! [yelps]
-Baby? [laughing] -Baby?
Hands up!
You too, stand up!
Okay.
Listen…
all the stoves here in Sgodiphola, we have expropriated.
[Puntsununu] But we took them because they use the government's gas,
and that gas tank out there is killing our business.
But that uh… uh… doesn't matter anymore since we're going to open our factory.
You… you can go take your stove, she knows where it is.
Take it.
And also take back the community pot and scrub it.
I want my share of the money.
You took your share already.
Ooh? You trust these idiots of yours?
You took the dirty money and planted it in my car.
[splutters] U… Us?
You wanted me to look bad.
Now I'm the one accusing you.
[Mafia] Delivery man, my man,
you see truth gas sometimes it can make you a bit crazy.
Which means exactly that. It means I'm telling nothing but the truth.
Was it not you who sent that guy to kill me?
[Notch & Mafia] Aah!
And you, when your plan didn't work…
Show me the future!
Him.
[36] You tried to frame me with a fake vision.
It lead me to the dirty money you planted.
[Mafia] No, no, it was just a mistake. Just a mistake.
Was this also a mistake?
Whose is it?
[laughs nervously] Oh, you're new, Mr. Delivery Man, now
I understand you. You see everyone has got one of these here, Mr. Deliver Man.
I mean from Mumsy, Mancane has even got it.
Boss, don't trust this guy. Do you remember he took your cake and cut it.
Hey!
Aah, aah! Sorry, sorry, sorry.
[Notch] I was not there. We were only just playing.
[Mafia yells] You see now!
-[groans] -[Mafia] I will kill you!
[Mafia screams]
[Mafia] We will meet in hell!
[all coughing]
[Notch shrieking and coughing]
-[36 panting] -[shrieking, groaning]
[Mafia] I will mess you up and send you back where you come from.
-[rapid gunshots fired] -[Mafia screams]
[36] Ah-ah, Nunu. Don't move.
Hands up.
[Puntsununu] X5 dance.
[36] Baby, come here.
[Puntsununu] Innocentia…
[Puntsununu sobbing]
[Puntsununu] Innocentia…
Okay, right. Uh, what should we search for?
Money, money. You should just try it.
-Try it. -[splutters] Oh, o… okay, okay.
[keyboard clacking]
Enter.
-[triumphant music plays] -[indistinct chatter]
-[crowd cheering] -Oh no.
-Then type in sex, type in sex. -No!
[woman 2] Karabo.
[Chief 2] Attention gamblers,
we've picked up another tracker's signal, over.
Bingo!
[Seretse] Casino,
we've got a royal flush.
[Puntsununu] Fix that vent, Workshop.
I found the safe already open,
but I took all the clean money.
[Puntsununu] Did you take all the clean money
and throw away the dirty ones?
-Boss please treat my hand. -You shut your mouth, you false prophet!
Your visions have cost us.
We're supposed to be in Jacuzzis by now.
Mafia got injured,
Innocentia has been taken and
we are busy destroying money!
-[pensive music plays] -[crowd cheering]
[indistinct chatter]
[Christmas Tree] Gents,
I'm locking up, the police are here.
[gunshot fired]
What are you doing?
This guy is not carrying a gun, my man.
It's a remote for the TV.
["Not Yet Uhuru" playing]
[Lulu] When I saw the red sky in the morning, I knew it was a sign.
I said it was a sign that the biggest criminal is going to prison.
Sadly for our case there is no sign of the money anywhere.
Not even one note.
The best community street cleaning operation ever.
[Chief 2] It's like they polished the street.
What is that noise?
It's the sound of progress. Look there, Energinc are demolishing the old factory.
They're making way for windfarms. Do you know a windfarm? Mm?
[Chief 2] Clean energy, jobs are coming, my boy.
Seven jobs in total, it's gonna go down.
Yes, in English they say, "The winds of change." Ooh yes.
[explosion sound plays]
[sighs]
It is a red star.
♪ Learn to do dig, soldier or you won’t make it here ♪
Vanish.
[Notch] Let's go back! Let's do this. [cackles]
[Police coughing]
Where did he go?
Damn it!
-[coughs] -[groans]
I am very disappointed.
[man on TV] Amazing scenes in Sgodiphola today
as purple stolen money rained from the sky.
The local mayor was cornered on the scene by the crowd.
[woman 2 on TV] I declare that this purple money
is going to be legal tender here in Sgodiphola until tomorrow.
[man on TV] At the local tavern, a passing delivery man
persuaded the community to share their money
and buy a forest dream home in the development nearby.
The delivery man and the entire community will share the home,
rotating it as a holiday getaway from Sgodiphola township.
In other news…
[phone rings]
-Bra Joe. -36!
[Bra Joe] What's going on there, man?
Yo, bra Joe, I have great news.
Looks like we'll be neighbors in Sgodiphola.
The stove has been delivered.
Hey man, who's this?
the delivery man isn't available to speak right now.
What do you mean he cannot talk at the moment?
If there's something you'd like to say, tell me…
the delivery woman.
Delivery woman? Oh so you're a double act is what you're telling me?
[Bra Joe] You won't get double wages from me then.
[both] Not yet.
[Bra Joe] 36! Hey man! Did you fix that lock?
[Bra Joe] 36! 36!
[Bra Joe yells] 36!
Subtitle translation by: Anu Akiyode.