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[bells jingling]

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[Greg] <i>The holidays
are supposed to be special,</i>

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<i>because you get to spend time
with the people you love.</i>

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- <i>But if you ask me...</i>
- [laughs]

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<i>...my family spends too much time
together as it is.</i>

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- Manny!
- Ooh.

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[Greg] <i>If you wanna hear the truth,</i>

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<i>the real meaning of the season
isn't about togetherness</i>

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<i>or any of that other corny stuff.</i>

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<i>For me, Christmas is all about the gifts.</i>

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<i>And if you're a kid,</i>

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<i>your only goal is to maximize the amount
of presents you get on the big day.</i>

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[fireworks exploding]

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<i>The problem is,
if you want a lot of gifts,</i>

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<i>you have to be good during
the whole month leading up to Christmas.</i>

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<i>And it's hard to be on your best behavior
at this time of year...</i>

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Greg.

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- [humming]
- <i>...because there are so many ways</i>

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- <i>a kid can mess up.</i>
- [groans]

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- Mom!
- [gasps]

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<i>I mean, like, so many.</i>

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Not exactly naughty, but definitely gross!

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{\an8}<i>Here's the thing.
I'm getting worried that my window</i>

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{\an8}<i>for getting quality presents on Christmas
might be starting to close,</i>

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<i>'cause I've noticed that the older
you get, the worse your gifts are.</i>

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[groans] Underwear?

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<i>So, if this is really my last chance
to get something I want,</i>

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<i>I'm gonna make sure I'm good,
so I can go out with a bang.</i>

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Boom! [cackles]

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Oh.

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Whoo! Ha! I am the lord of lights!

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Ooh! [chuckles, licks]

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- [grunting]
- [gasps, laughing]

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- What should we name him?
- Icy Osbourne. [laughs]

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Oh, snap!

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[children laughing]

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<i>♪ You best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

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[Manny humming]

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<i>♪ And if he spies you acting bad ♪</i>

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[both] <i>♪ Then you're in trouble deep ♪</i>

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- Yay!
- [Susan] <i>♪ So don't step out of line ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No matter what you do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause Santa's eyes are always open
And they're both on you ♪</i>

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- Boop! [humming]
- [groans] Mom.

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<i>♪ ...misbehavin'
To see if old St. Nick will care ♪</i>

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[Susan humming]

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[groans]
Can we please watch something more modern?

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This show is, like, a hundred years old.

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Oh, Rodrick, it's all part of the charm.

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These specials were a big part
of my holiday tradition growing up.

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<i>♪ 'Cause if you can't be good this year
You'll probably end up in jail ♪</i>

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{\an8}[Manny] Jail! [chuckles]

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<i>♪ Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

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So, Mom,

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{\an8}uh, can we talk about
this video game system now?

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{\an8}- It's got the platinum omega chip--
- Oh!

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{\an8}[Greg] And the graphics are, like,
realer than real life.

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Yes, Greg,
I believe you've mentioned that.

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What are the chances of me getting it?
Like, 80%?

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Sixty-five?

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Mmm, well,
have you been good during the last year?

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The last year?

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I mean, I thought it was, like, more of
a Thanksgiving to Christmas kind of thing.

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[chuckles]
Santa doesn't take vacations, Greg.

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So, you should always be
on your best behavior.

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Yeah, well, the thing about coal
in your stocking is just a myth.

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{\an8}Trust me. I'd know.

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{\an8}[sighs] Thank you, Rodrick. Hello.

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{\an8}Can we please stay focused?

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I don't know, Greg.
Don't you already have a gaming system?

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The one I have is totally outdated.

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And if I don't get this new one,

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I won't be able to play games
with my friends.

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You do want me to have friends,
right, Mom?

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Oh, Greg. Can we just pause
this conversation for tonight

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and enjoy this holiday moment?

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- [giggles] Bye-bye, breakfast.
- Ah. [sighs] That's the spot.

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[Frank grunts, strains]

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- Ow! Hey, hey!
- [Frank] Oh.

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[groans]

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Okay,
I got three different kinds of tinsel.

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{\an8}I grabbed everything
that was on the shelf.

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{\an8}Frank, where did you find this box?

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Oh, it was, uh, in the back, under
the trash bags with the wreaths in it.

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Did I do good?

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I haven't seen this in years.

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I thought it was lost.

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Aw.

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[all scream]

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Ooh!

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What is that thing?

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This thing was a very important
part of my family's holiday tradition.

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My grandmother knitted Elfrendo herself,
using a pinch of Christmas magic.

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Elfrendo?

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That's right.
He's one of Santa's most important scouts.

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He reports directly
to the big man himself.

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So if you were to be getting that gift
that you want so badly,

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then you might wanna make sure
you don't step out of line,

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- because Santa will hear about it!
- [screams]

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Now, where's a good perch
for our little friend?

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[gasps] Oh, this should do it.

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Wait. We're--
We're keeping that thing in here?

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Of course we are, Greg.

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Elfrendo is gonna make sure
everyone's on their best behavior

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- for the next two weeks. [echoing]
- [gulps]

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[Rowley straining]

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[gasps]

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[Rowley strains, grunts]

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Can we go back inside now?

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[shivers] 'Cause it's cold out here.

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Maybe we can ask your mom
to make us hot chocolate,

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the kind with the miniature marshmallows!

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No, no, no. We're much better off outside.

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Trust me on that.

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But I don't even get
what we're doing out here.

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We're building a snowman, Rowley,
and trying to stay out of trouble.

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But, Greg,
this doesn't even look like a snowman.

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Well, this is just a base.

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Once we get this thing, like,
ten feet tall, we'll add the next level.

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But how are we gonna
get a snowball on top of this one?

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[sighs] I don't know.
Maybe we can rent a crane.

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We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

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- [groans]
- Come on, now.

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Stop standing around and help me out here.

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[Rowley grunts]

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So, are you gonna get
that video game system you want?

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- I don't know.
- [straining]

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My mom's not giving anything away,
and I've looked everywhere.

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[gasps] You look for gifts?

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But isn't that naughty?

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Hey, if they're gonna leave my presents
out where I can find them,

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then it's fair game.

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[gasps]

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You don't look for your gifts?

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All my presents come from Santa,

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and he doesn't bring them
till I'm asleep on Christmas Eve.

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[sighs] Yeah.

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So, what do you think about
this Santa Claus character anyway?

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What do you mean?

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- [snoring]
- [Greg] <i>Supposedly,</i>

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<i>he watches you when you're asleep.</i>

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- <i>I mean, it's a little creepy.</i>
- [Santa] Hmm?

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<i>Isn't a person
entitled to a little privacy?</i>

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Greg, he can hear you.

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- [Greg] And what about the bathroom?
- [cap snaps]

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<i>I mean,
shouldn't that be a protected zone?</i>

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- [screams]
- <i>What are the rules here?</i>

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He doesn't know what he's saying, Santa.

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I-- [sighs]

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I just don't like having to be good
to get something I want.

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It's a lot of work.

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But you're supposed to be good
just to be good.

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Yeah, that never really made sense to me.

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Hey, what did I say about standing around?

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Come on. Help me out here.

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[straining]

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["Last Christmas" playing on radio]

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<i>♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But the very next day
You gave it away ♪</i>

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- [phone ringing]
- Oh.

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- [phone beeps]
- Hey, Tyler, sweetie. What do you need?

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- [child 1] Come on. Let's go!
- [child 2] Faster.

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[driver] Leftover chicken
is in the fridge, middle shelf.

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'Kay, honeybunches.

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Mom's gotta finish up
just one last street. Bye-bye now.

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- [phone beeps]
- [brakes hiss]

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What the heck?

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Uh, hey, kid, why don't you, uh,
get a move on?

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[wind whistles]

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[sighing] Oh, boy.

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Yep, always one of these kids every year.

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[Rowley straining]

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[strains, sighs]

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I think it's stuck on something, Greg.

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[sighs]
You're just not trying hard enough.

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Here, move out of the way.

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You gotta do it like this.

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[grunts]

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See? That got it moving.

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- [rumbling]
- Uh, Greg?

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Oh, no. Oh, man.

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We ruined the lawn.

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What are we gonna do, Greg?

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Here, here.
Help me cover it up before someone sees.

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- Um, okay.
- Hurry, hurry!

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[sighs] Okay, look, if you don't move,

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I won't be able to clear the streets
so you kids can go to school tomorrow.

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Hello? Yoo-hoo.

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Oh, that can't be good.

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[laughs] Oh, yeah!

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[gasps] It's an ambush!

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- Get her!
- [children shouting]

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[Greg, Rowley grunting]

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- Okay, there. Good as new.
- [Rowley sighs]

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You know, I think we got
a pretty good start on this snowman.

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[children shouting]

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We're never going to school!

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Stop, stop, stop it!

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Hey, what do you say we go to your place?
We can get some hot chocolate.

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Yes.

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It's this kind of teamwork that's
gonna score some major points with Santa.

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[thud]

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[screams]

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Rowley! Uh, do something?

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I got this!

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[grunting] Greg!

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Rowley!

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[screaming]

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Oh, no.

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[car alarm blaring]

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Uh-oh.

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[robot Santa] <i>Ho ho--</i>

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Okay, listen!

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One more snowball
and I'm calling the cops!

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- Wha--
- Huh?

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- [rumbling]
- What is that?

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- Whoa!
- Uh-oh.

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[screams]

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[all screaming]

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[robot Santa] <i>Ho ho ho.</i>

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[gasps]

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No! No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no!

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<i>Ho ho-- Ho-Ho-Ho-- Ho.</i>

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<i>Ho-Ho-Ho.</i> [distorted] <i>Ho.</i>

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Oh, no.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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- Of course this happens to me.
- [engine revs]

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[tires squealing]

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- Come on.
- [engine revving]

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Come on, baby.

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[clinks]

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Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

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Hey, you! You! Yeah,
I see you, mister red hat, red scarf!

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Stay right where you are!

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00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:28,291
Come on, Rowley.
We need to get out of here.

238
00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:29,208
[yelps]

239
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,625
[both panting]

240
00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:37,500
Hey, Greg! I think we lost her.

241
00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,166
[engine revs]

242
00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,458
Oh, you little twerps think
you can outrun me?

243
00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:45,166
[both screaming]

244
00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:48,457
[screaming continues]

245
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,041
Rowley. Come on.

246
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,749
We are still running.

247
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:53,832
Hey, hey! You two, stop right there!

248
00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:55,958
- [Rowley screams]
- [Greg grunts]

249
00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,249
[both grunt, scream]

250
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:02,041
- [Greg, Rowley grunt]
- Hey!

251
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:04,124
[both screaming]

252
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,874
Whoa-- Whoa!

253
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:09,332
- [Rowley screaming]
- Left, left! No, go right!

254
00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:11,207
- [Rowley gasps]
- [sighs]

255
00:12:11,291 --> 00:12:14,583
[both screaming]

256
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:18,749
[Rowley grunts]

257
00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:21,332
- [gasps]
- [tires screeching]

258
00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,208
[both screaming]

259
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,583
[whooshing]

260
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:28,583
What the...

261
00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:36,791
[chuckles] Gotcha.

262
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,750
- [Rowley whimpers, grunts]
- [Greg grunts]

263
00:12:40,916 --> 00:12:42,582
[engine revs]

264
00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:46,166
- [engine rattling]
- [Rowley whimpering]

265
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:52,041
- [Rowley screams]
- [chokes]

266
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,291
- [Rowley screams]
- [grunts]

267
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,082
[both grunting]

268
00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,791
- [Rowley screaming]
- [grunts]

269
00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:04,291
- [both groan]
- [driver] I see you two!

270
00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,124
You're in big trouble!

271
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,375
We gotta get out of here.

272
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,416
I think we should go back.
It's getting dark.

273
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,041
I'm scared, Greg.

274
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:22,041
Are you crazy? We can't go back.

275
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,541
That snowplow lady is
probably waiting for us.

276
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:28,041
Maybe we should go back,
so we can tell her it was an accident.

277
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:32,957
Don't you get it, Rowley?
We damaged government property.

278
00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:34,624
We could go to jail for that.

279
00:13:34,708 --> 00:13:36,791
We shouldn't even go back on our street.

280
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,541
I can't go to jail!

281
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,332
My parents would be...

282
00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:42,457
disappointed in me!

283
00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:43,957
Well, I can't go to jail either.

284
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:47,541
I heard they have metal toilets,
and they're right out in the open.

285
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,625
I need my privacy
when I go to the bathroom.

286
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,332
I can't believe this.

287
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:54,666
I was trying so hard to be good.

288
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,749
Do you think you'll still
get that video game system?

289
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,082
I don't know, Rowley!

290
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,166
We have other things
to deal with right now.

291
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:02,958
Uh...

292
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:08,124
So I'm pretty sure the snowplow lady
didn't get a good look at us,

293
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:10,416
but she definitely saw
what we were wearing.

294
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,416
So we're gonna have
to ditch this winter gear

295
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,249
so no one can identify us.

296
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:17,832
I got these earmuffs for getting a B+
in handwriting this quarter.

297
00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:19,750
Sorry, Rowley, but this stuff's gotta go.

298
00:14:20,416 --> 00:14:22,791
Now we just need a place to ditch it.

299
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,500
Where are we gonna do that?

300
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,750
There.

301
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,583
The dumpster?

302
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:40,207
Are you sure we have to do this?

303
00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:43,541
These earmuffs are so warm and comfy.

304
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:47,458
What is it gonna be?
Cold ears? Or life behind bars?

305
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,416
[Rowley groans]

306
00:14:53,916 --> 00:14:55,666
[lid creaks, slams]

307
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,000
[footsteps departing]

308
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,375
[owl hooting]

309
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,750
[dog barking in distance]

310
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,166
[door creaks]

311
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,666
Oh, Greg! There you are.

312
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,874
I was starting to get worried about you.

313
00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:25,332
Um...

314
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:29,958
Me and Rowley were just out
enjoying the first big snow day.

315
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,416
I guess we lost track of time.

316
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,791
Oh, well, that's great.

317
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,124
Where are your hat and scarf?

318
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,708
Uh, I don't know.

319
00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:40,791
I guess
I must've dropped them in the snow.

320
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:43,832
Oh, Greg,
your Aunt Lydia made those for you.

321
00:15:43,916 --> 00:15:46,582
Well, it would break her heart
if she found out you lost them.

322
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:50,166
I'm sure they'll turn up
when the snow melts in the spring.

323
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,666
Oh, someone will probably find them
before then.

324
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:56,291
And luckily for you, Aunt Lydia stitched
your name on the inside of your hat.

325
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,541
Wait. My-My name's in there?

326
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,874
First and last.

327
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:04,332
So don't worry, whoever finds your things
won't have any trouble tracking you down.

328
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:05,457
- [Greg shudders]
- Greg?

329
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:06,624
- Uh...
- Are you okay?

330
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:09,832
Yeah. I think I just need
to get warmed up by the fire.

331
00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:12,082
Oh, there'll be plenty of time
for that later on.

332
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:15,999
Right now,
we're going on a holiday family outing.

333
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:19,499
But-- [scoffs]
Mom, I can't go back out there.

334
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,082
You can borrow
your father's old hat and scarf.

335
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,916
I don't want you catching a cold.

336
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,499
Guys, let's go! Holiday lights time!

337
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:30,499
- [Frank] I'll be up in a sec!
- [Rodrick] Do I have to go?

338
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:31,500
[gasps]

339
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,082
[bells jingling]

340
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,582
[Manny] After that I get to have the elf.

341
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,499
<i>♪ You know Dasher and Dancer
Prancer and Vixen ♪</i>

342
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,416
<i>♪ Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen ♪</i>

343
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,916
<i>♪ But do you recall
What's that? ♪</i>

344
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,624
- <i>♪ The most famous reindeer of all? ♪</i>
- [Manny] Look.

345
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:50,541
Manny.

346
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:51,457
<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

347
00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:53,083
- [yawns]
- [sighs]

348
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:54,916
Guys.

349
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,666
Am I the only one
with any Christmas spirit in this family?

350
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:02,250
I'm sorry. I'm just not in the mood
for Christmas carols right now.

351
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:03,874
Can we go back home now? I--

352
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:06,082
We're not cutting this drive short, Greg.

353
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,249
It is our family tradition.

354
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,041
Whoo-hoo.

355
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,541
Oh, Rodrick.

356
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,041
[switching radio stations]

357
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,957
[weatherperson on radio]
<i>Starting late Thursday night,</i>

358
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:17,291
<i>we're expecting a total winter whiteout
of mass--</i>

359
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:18,707
- [radio beeps]
- Come on, Frank.

360
00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:20,916
Could you please
stop obsessing over the weather?

361
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,666
They're saying this
could be the storm of the century.

362
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,166
I just wanna be prepared.

363
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,957
Those weather people
are always hyping storms.

364
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:29,875
It's what keeps them in business.

365
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,249
Oh, honey.

366
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:35,208
We gotta remember to donate
a few things for the toy drive this year.

367
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,916
- The toy drive?
- [Susan] Yes, Greg.

368
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,957
That drop box is where everyone leaves
their spare toys for needy kids.

369
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:43,666
{\an8}The toys get picked up on Christmas Eve.

370
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,166
Drop box?

371
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:47,791
<i>What is it gonna be?</i>

372
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:54,582
<i>Cold ears? Or life behind bars?</i> [echoing]

373
00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:56,666
[whimpering]

374
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,333
- [gasps]
- Mm-hmm.

375
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,082
[gulps]

376
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,874
- [dispatcher] <i>Attention, all units.</i>
- Uh...

377
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,832
<i>Possible suspects sighted westbound
on Surrey Street.</i>

378
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:06,041
<i>Seven Adam 15.</i>

379
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,582
<i>Vehicle has been dispatched to the scene.</i>

380
00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:10,458
{\an8}<i>Suspect is wanted in connection
with an incident of vandalism.</i>

381
00:18:15,791 --> 00:18:17,041
[birds chirping]

382
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,207
Is that supposed to be us?

383
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:22,291
Rowley, we gotta get rid of these things
before someone sees them.

384
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,541
[grunting]

385
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,249
[grunts]

386
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,333
Greg.

387
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,833
There's so many of them.
What if we don't get them all?

388
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,708
We cannot afford
to let that happen, Rowley.

389
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:41,374
[Rowley yelps]

390
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,041
What if someone
in the neighborhood saw us?

391
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,124
- [laughs]
- [both yelp]

392
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,624
Well, hello, Greg Heffley.

393
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,916
Wanna finish building me?

394
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:53,124
[chuckles] No, thanks, Fregley.

395
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:55,124
I've been out here since yesterday.

396
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:58,457
I can't feel any of my extremities.

397
00:18:58,541 --> 00:18:59,749
[shudders]

398
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:01,541
How'd he get in there?

399
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,166
[shushes] Keep walking.

400
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,207
Do not make eye contact.

401
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:09,208
I think my freckles might have frostbite.
[yelps]

402
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:12,375
I don't feel good about
being so close to my house.

403
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:15,666
Hey, maybe I can crash at your place
for a few days

404
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,166
and wait for this whole thing
to blow over.

405
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:21,124
But you're banned
from sleeping over at my house.

406
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:23,166
Remember the thing
with the chocolate pudding?

407
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,749
- [screaming]
- [mixer whirring]

408
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,666
What? Come on, Rowley.

409
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,374
Your dad's probably
forgotten all about that by now.

410
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,624
No. [sighs]

411
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:36,374
Look, Rowley, you do not know
what it's like at my house.

412
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,457
I've got, like, five pairs of eyes
watching my every move.

413
00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:40,541
Five?

414
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:44,124
But there's only four other people
in your family.

415
00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:47,374
Well, at least that's what it feels like.

416
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,124
But you said we don't need to worry,

417
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,707
'cause we got rid of our clothes
in that dumpster, right?

418
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:55,208
- Oh. Yeah, about that.
- What?

419
00:19:55,875 --> 00:20:00,208
Yeah, it turns out the dumpster
is actually a toy donation bin.

420
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:02,207
It's what?

421
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:04,791
That means someone's
gonna find our clothes.

422
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:06,791
This is bad. This is ba--

423
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,499
Calm down. [chuckles]

424
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:12,166
I mean, it's not like our names
are written inside of them, right?

425
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:16,457
But what if they find hair in our hats
and test it for DNA?

426
00:20:16,541 --> 00:20:18,124
Wow. Wow, Rowley.

427
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,207
You watch way too much television.

428
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,666
Look, we'll get our clothes back
just to be safe.

429
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,916
- Okay?
- Maybe we should just turn ourselves in.

430
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,332
I can't live like this.

431
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:28,374
Breathe, Rowley.

432
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:31,250
I got everything under control.
Here's the plan.

433
00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:35,207
[Greg] <i>We'll set our alarms,
so we wake up first thing in the morning.</i>

434
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:38,582
<i>Then we'll head downtown
and grab our stuff out of that bin.</i>

435
00:20:38,666 --> 00:20:42,291
<i>And we get rid of it for real this time.</i>

436
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,791
<i>When that's done, we are home free.</i>

437
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:47,916
Why don't we just do it now?

438
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,249
[sighs] My mom's making us build
a gingerbread house tonight,

439
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,874
and I can't get out of it.

440
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:56,666
I don't know.
This plan seems kind of risky.

441
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:58,916
Look, you gotta trust me, Rowley.

442
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,083
Have I ever steered you wrong?

443
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:03,541
A bunch of times.

444
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:07,791
You gotta believe, Rowley.

445
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,125
Come on. It's Christmastime.

446
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:12,708
Uh...

447
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:17,750
[sighs]

448
00:21:20,916 --> 00:21:23,916
[wind whistling]

449
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,166
[weatherperson] <i>...between ten below zero</i>

450
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:30,082
- <i>and 24 below zero.</i>
- [Manny coos, gulps]

451
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:33,832
<i>A snow emergency is in effect,
with levels reaching well above five feet.</i>

452
00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:37,082
- Frank, can you please--
- Can't talk! Concentrating.

453
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:38,666
Come on. Why won't this thing--

454
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,082
Would you please stop obsessing
about this storm?

455
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:41,999
[groans]

456
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:45,582
You're missing out on an authentic
holiday moment with your family.

457
00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:46,791
Manny.

458
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,707
[shouts]

459
00:21:47,791 --> 00:21:50,707
Mom, how come I have to be here,
but Rodrick doesn't?

460
00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:54,208
Well, I'd love for him to be here,
but I have no idea where he is.

461
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:56,749
It's like herding cats to get

462
00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:59,082
- everyone in this family in one place.
- [door closes]

463
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:01,500
Hey, look what I just found.

464
00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,375
Oh, I heard about that.

465
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,707
Can you believe that that snowplow assault
happened on our street?

466
00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:11,332
You know, I'll bet the guys behind it

467
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:13,457
were a couple of those
rotten Whirley Street kids.

468
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:16,374
They're always coming into
our neighborhood and stirring up trouble.

469
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:18,707
Yeah, but the Whirley Street kids
wouldn't do something so bold

470
00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:20,457
in broad daylight.

471
00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:24,749
No, no.
These two look like hardened criminals.

472
00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:26,832
[scoffs] I could take 'em.

473
00:22:26,916 --> 00:22:29,041
Ooh, it looks like
they're offering a reward

474
00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:31,082
for more information
that leads to their capture.

475
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:33,749
Yep. And I'm gonna claim it.

476
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:36,082
It's how I'm paying
for your Christmas gifts.

477
00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:39,332
Mom? Mom? Can I please be excused?

478
00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:40,832
Absolutely not, Greg.

479
00:22:40,916 --> 00:22:45,166
We are going to finish this
gingerbread house together as a family.

480
00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:46,749
- [rattling]
- Huh?

481
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,291
[laughs]

482
00:22:48,375 --> 00:22:49,875
[squeaking, pops]

483
00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:52,499
- Bubby!
- Ugh!

484
00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:54,999
Okay... [sighs] ...let's pivot.

485
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:58,249
Frank, uh, you go get those toys
that we're gonna donate.

486
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:01,291
And, Greg-- Ooh, run upstairs
and get the wrapping paper

487
00:23:01,375 --> 00:23:02,957
- from the linen closet.
- [sighs]

488
00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:06,166
This one here looks kind of familiar.

489
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,499
Hmm.

490
00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:09,750
Uh...

491
00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,708
- [footsteps departing]
- Hmm.

492
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:18,666
Mom, which one's the linen closet again?

493
00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,583
[Susan] The one where we keep the towels.

494
00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:22,375
Got it.

495
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,083
[grunting]

496
00:23:29,583 --> 00:23:30,875
What?

497
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:37,291
[choir vocalizing]

498
00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,957
[whispers] No way.

499
00:23:39,041 --> 00:23:41,541
<i>I couldn't believe my eyes.</i>

500
00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:46,457
<i>The one thing I wanted was right there
in one glorious, beautiful--</i>

501
00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:49,707
[Susan] Oh, Greg, and grab the tape
while you're up there too.

502
00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:51,625
Of course, Mother. I'm coming.

503
00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:00,416
[chuckles] Yes!

504
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,332
[sighs]

505
00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:09,583
Okay. I got three varieties of paper
and clear tape.

506
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:11,832
You need anything else?

507
00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:15,166
Oh, well, aren't you being helpful?

508
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:17,332
I guess I got the Christmas spirit.

509
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:21,457
Well, if you keep this up, I bet Santa
will have something extra special for you

510
00:24:21,541 --> 00:24:22,791
on Christmas morning.

511
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:25,374
You know, I don't really care what I get.

512
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:27,916
I'm just trying to be
the best Greg Heffley I could be.

513
00:24:28,541 --> 00:24:30,791
[clicks tongue] Oh, aren't you a doll?

514
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:34,707
Why don't you help me
wrap these used toys?

515
00:24:34,791 --> 00:24:36,041
Sure thing, Mom.

516
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,291
<i>After the thing
that happened with the snowplow,</i>

517
00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:41,124
<i>I figured my holidays were sunk,</i>

518
00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:44,749
<i>but everything changed for me
tonight when I found that gift.</i>

519
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:48,249
<i>It just proves that sometimes,
good things happen to good people.</i>

520
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:51,624
<i>Now, all I need to do is grab that stuff
out of the bin tomorrow,</i>

521
00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:54,291
<i>and it'll be smooth sailing to Christmas.</i>

522
00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:56,374
<i>You know that poem
about children going to bed</i>

523
00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:58,875
<i>with visions of sugarplums
dancing in their heads?</i>

524
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:03,791
<i>Well, tonight I'll be dreaming
of something way better than candy.</i>

525
00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:21,958
[alarm buzzing]

526
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:26,083
What the heck?

527
00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:27,916
What the heck?

528
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,041
[weatherperson] <i>The governor has declared
a weather emergency...</i>

529
00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:32,791
- What the heck?
- Well, look who came to join us.

530
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:34,082
It's snowing!

531
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:36,291
I guess the weather people
are right every once in a while.

532
00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:37,916
My alarm didn't go off.

533
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,082
I set it for later, so you could sleep in.

534
00:25:40,166 --> 00:25:42,082
That's the best thing about a snow day.

535
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,332
More like a snow week.

536
00:25:44,416 --> 00:25:47,249
This storm's supposed to keep going strong
through Christmas Eve.

537
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:49,082
A whole week?

538
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:51,749
Uh, uh, I can't be stuck inside right now.

539
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,582
I've got-- I've got things I gotta do.

540
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:55,332
Greg, where on Earth are you going?

541
00:25:55,416 --> 00:25:57,499
I'm going to hang out at Rowley's.

542
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,166
In your pajamas?

543
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:01,791
Honey, it's not safe
to be outside right now.

544
00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:03,957
Mom, it's just a dusting.

545
00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:06,625
I'll be back in a few-- [shouts]

546
00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:10,499
[gasps] Greg.

547
00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:11,833
Bubby frozen.

548
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,166
- [shutter clicks]
- [laughs]

549
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:17,249
[Greg] <i>It took me a few hours to get
my body temperature back to normal,</i>

550
00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,332
<i>but as soon as I could
feel my fingers again,</i>

551
00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:22,666
<i>I grabbed the phone and called Rowley
to fill him in on the new plan.</i>

552
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:29,832
[Rowley]
<i>♪ Silent night, holy night ♪</i>

553
00:26:29,916 --> 00:26:36,582
<i>♪ All is calm, all is bright ♪</i>

554
00:26:36,666 --> 00:26:37,957
[phone ringing]

555
00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:39,499
Oh, I'll get it.

556
00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:40,541
Don't be long, Son.

557
00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:42,499
We'll pick up
at the start of the third verse.

558
00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:43,999
- [ringing continues]
- [Rowley] Yes, Father.

559
00:26:44,083 --> 00:26:46,707
Jefferson residence. Rowley speaking.

560
00:26:46,791 --> 00:26:48,791
Rowley, I know you know it's me.

561
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:51,832
<i>I'm sorry. My mom and dad like me
to use good phone manners.</i>

562
00:26:51,916 --> 00:26:53,749
Can you believe this snow?

563
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:56,582
- I mean, how are you guys holding up?
- We're doing great.

564
00:26:56,666 --> 00:27:00,082
We made gingerbread cookies,
and now we're singing Christmas carols.

565
00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:03,749
[gasps] Oh, want me to put you on
speakerphone so you can join us?

566
00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:04,874
No!

567
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,499
I mean, no, thanks.

568
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:09,166
Listen, Rowley, we need to make sure
we're on the same page

569
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:11,374
about the you-know-what.

570
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:12,791
You mean...

571
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,000
Voldemort?

572
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:17,791
What? That's you-know-who, Rowley.

573
00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:19,957
I'm talking about the snowplow.

574
00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:22,207
Oh, yeah, that.

575
00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:26,374
Look, we won't be able to get our stuff
from that bin until it stops snowing.

576
00:27:26,458 --> 00:27:28,624
We're gonna have to lay low
and keep our mouths shut.

577
00:27:28,708 --> 00:27:30,082
Got it?

578
00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:32,707
- <i>What do you mean?</i>
- If someone beats us to that bin,

579
00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:34,374
we're gonna have to
get our story straight.

580
00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:37,707
So, if anyone comes by your house
and starts asking questions,

581
00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:40,416
you don't know how
our stuff got in there, okay?

582
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:42,999
But why would someone come to my house?

583
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:45,166
There's something
I didn't tell you before.

584
00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:49,249
It turns out my name
is stitched inside of my hat.

585
00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:51,416
Your name? That's bad.

586
00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:54,874
Listen, everything's gonna be okay
as long as you play dumb.

587
00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:57,166
You don't know anything about anything.

588
00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:59,624
But lying would be naughty,

589
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:01,082
and I'm nice!

590
00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:02,666
Rowley, I'm not asking you to lie.

591
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:04,582
Santa sent the storm to punish us.

592
00:28:04,666 --> 00:28:07,333
- He knows. He knows!
- Rowley?

593
00:28:08,041 --> 00:28:09,791
- [Greg] <i>Can you please calm down?</i>
- [panting]

594
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:11,499
Just focus on the sound of my voice.

595
00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:14,082
Maybe I'll just confess.
What's the number for the police?

596
00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:16,582
- 911, 911, 911.
- [phone beeping]

597
00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:17,916
- Rowley! Rowley!
- <i>911, 911, 911.</i>

598
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,832
- Rowley, do not hang up this phone!
- <i>911, 911!</i>

599
00:28:19,916 --> 00:28:20,999
- Stay on the line!
- <i>911!</i>

600
00:28:21,083 --> 00:28:22,708
[electricity humming stops]

601
00:28:25,750 --> 00:28:26,957
[busy signal beeping]

602
00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:28,458
Rowley?

603
00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:37,166
[Greg sighs] <i>Well, with the power out,
Rowley can't call the cops</i>

604
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,582
<i>and spill his guts out about the snowplow.</i>

605
00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:43,082
<i>And with the whole town snowed under,
nobody's getting to that bin.</i>

606
00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:44,874
<i>So, my secret's safe.</i>

607
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:45,957
<i>At least for now.</i>

608
00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:47,957
<i>All I need to do is to make it
to Christmas morning</i>

609
00:28:48,041 --> 00:28:50,041
<i>without anyone in my family catching on.</i>

610
00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:52,916
<i>Because in one week,
I can call that video game system mine.</i>

611
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,332
[sighs] Okay.

612
00:28:54,416 --> 00:28:56,707
Three cases of water,
120 rolls of toilet paper,

613
00:28:56,791 --> 00:28:59,374
flashlights with fresh batteries
and plenty of canned goods.

614
00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:01,333
- Ooh.
- Check!

615
00:29:02,791 --> 00:29:06,207
Greg, you're already shivering?
The power's only been out for a half hour.

616
00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:08,124
Yeah, we're already starting to lose heat.

617
00:29:08,208 --> 00:29:10,916
And if it gets cold enough in here,
the pipes could burst.

618
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,124
So, nobody touch the bottled water.
Just in case.

619
00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:14,041
[Manny groans]

620
00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,666
We might need to use it
to flush the toilets.

621
00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:17,791
Eh, I never really flush anyway.

622
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:19,374
Yes, Rodrick, we've noticed.

623
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,166
Do we really have enough food?

624
00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:22,332
What if we run out?

625
00:29:22,416 --> 00:29:24,207
Well, I just went grocery shopping.

626
00:29:24,291 --> 00:29:27,041
We'll be fine for two weeks at least.

627
00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:30,374
I read about this family
that got snowed into their cabin,

628
00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:31,541
and to survive,

629
00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:34,082
- they had to eat each other.
- [gasps] Gross!

630
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:35,541
Yummy.

631
00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:37,416
Rodrick! You're scaring Manny.

632
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,999
[chuckles]
The last guy felt kinda bad though.

633
00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:43,541
[sighs] Well,
I think everything's gonna be just fine.

634
00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:46,291
And the next few days are going to be fun.

635
00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:50,541
What could be better than being snowed in
with your family for the holidays?

636
00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:52,416
Literally anything.

637
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:56,332
No phones, no television, no distractions.

638
00:29:56,416 --> 00:30:00,999
Just the five of us sharing
in the joy of each other's company.

639
00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:04,166
It's a Christmas miracle.

640
00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:07,166
{\an8}[shivering] So cold.

641
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,250
[Rodrick groans]

642
00:30:11,041 --> 00:30:12,291
[gasps]

643
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:15,457
Okay, guys.
Who's up for another round of charades?

644
00:30:15,541 --> 00:30:16,707
- [Greg sighs]
- [groans]

645
00:30:16,791 --> 00:30:19,458
[chittering]

646
00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:21,707
[chittering continues]

647
00:30:21,791 --> 00:30:23,249
- [Greg] Uh...
- [Rodrick] Um...

648
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,499
<i>Back to the Future</i> ?

649
00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:26,332
[chittering]

650
00:30:26,416 --> 00:30:28,374
[roaring]

651
00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:30,791
[cawing]

652
00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:33,833
- A llama?
- She did a llama yesterday, I think.

653
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,624
Or maybe that was the day before?
I-- It's getting fuzzy.

654
00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:40,207
It's an alpaca, guys. Come on.

655
00:30:40,291 --> 00:30:42,625
[groans] Same thing.

656
00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:45,291
Frank, we are playing a game here.

657
00:30:45,375 --> 00:30:47,541
- Would you please sit down?
- Yeah, yeah, okay.

658
00:30:47,625 --> 00:30:50,207
I-I just gotta make sure
we've got our inventory cataloged.

659
00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:51,332
All right, let's see here.

660
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:54,874
120 toilet paper rolls,
three cases of water-- Wait a minute.

661
00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:58,625
There's a case missing.
And where are the cans of yams?

662
00:30:59,541 --> 00:31:00,582
Huh?

663
00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:03,457
I think one of you boys
is hoarding supplies.

664
00:31:03,541 --> 00:31:05,874
I've got a nose for yams.

665
00:31:05,958 --> 00:31:07,707
Breathe in my face.

666
00:31:07,791 --> 00:31:09,082
[screams] Whoa, whoa. [stammers]

667
00:31:09,166 --> 00:31:10,791
- Uh, um, Mom.
- [sniffing]

668
00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:12,457
- Oh, it's okay, Rodrick.
- [sniffing continues]

669
00:31:12,541 --> 00:31:16,291
I think your father may be
suffering from a case of cabin fever.

670
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,041
N-Not so fast.

671
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:20,041
You're not off the hook yourself, Susan.

672
00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:24,499
- Come on. Let's have it. Breathe.
- [Susan chuckles] Okay.

673
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:27,707
- That's enough, Frank.
- [Frank] That-That's broccoli, isn't it?

674
00:31:27,791 --> 00:31:28,749
[screams]

675
00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:29,957
Greg, what's wrong?

676
00:31:30,041 --> 00:31:31,500
The elf thing moved.

677
00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:34,958
It was there a minute ago,
and now it's there.

678
00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:39,124
Oh, I'm sure your mind
is just playing tricks on you, honey.

679
00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:41,499
Uh, maybe you're going
a little stir-crazy too.

680
00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:42,916
I am not going crazy.

681
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,916
That thing actually moved.

682
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:45,832
[Rodrick] Hmm.

683
00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:50,166
Well, maybe he had an important message
to deliver to the North Pole.

684
00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:51,666
But now he's back.

685
00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:53,750
I wonder what he had to tell Santa.

686
00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:56,458
[shudders]

687
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:59,999
Look, maybe another round of charades
will crank up the fun.

688
00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:01,541
Next category.

689
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:04,374
Book titles of the Edwardian period. Ooh!

690
00:32:04,458 --> 00:32:06,291
- [groans] No.
- Really? [groans]

691
00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:08,916
[ceiling cracking]

692
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000
[ceiling, walls creaking]

693
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,041
- [explosion]
- [water splashing]

694
00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:19,374
- The pipes burst!
- Oh, no, no, no! The basement!

695
00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:21,291
The basement? My room!

696
00:32:24,416 --> 00:32:25,583
Come on, work.

697
00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:28,082
- [Susan gasps]
- Whoa!

698
00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:30,749
Oh, no, no, no!
My Revolutionary War diorama!

699
00:32:30,833 --> 00:32:32,249
- My drums!
- Oh, gosh.

700
00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:33,582
Be careful, Rodrick!

701
00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:35,541
- [Rodrick screams] Please! No!
- [Frank] No, Cornwallis!

702
00:32:35,625 --> 00:32:37,416
Not you, Cornwallis!

703
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:38,958
[wind whistling]

704
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:43,416
[Greg] <i>I was actually kinda glad that
my family was distracted with other stuff,</i>

705
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:47,499
<i>because that gave me the chance
to stay out of sight and out of mind.</i>

706
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:51,249
<i>So, my plan was to shut myself
in my room and lay low until Christmas.</i>

707
00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:53,833
- Whoa!
- [sighs] What's up, roomie?

708
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,499
Rodrick? What are you doing here?

709
00:32:56,583 --> 00:33:00,416
Well, since my room's flooded,
I'll be crashing here for a while.

710
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,916
What? [scoffs] You can't stay in here.
This is my room.

711
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,207
Well, I'm not sleeping in Manny's room.

712
00:33:05,291 --> 00:33:07,291
Something's not right with that kid.

713
00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:10,375
And besides, I need to keep an eye on you.

714
00:33:10,958 --> 00:33:13,833
Keep a-- Keep an eye on me? For what?

715
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:18,833
I've noticed you've been acting
a little suspicious lately.

716
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:22,082
What? Now you think I took the yams?

717
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:26,666
Ha! This isn't about yams, Gregory.

718
00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:29,124
- Uh...
- Time to come clean.

719
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,457
[chuckles]
I don't know what you're talking about.

720
00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:34,082
Red hat, red scarf.

721
00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:36,166
Just like the ones you lost, huh?

722
00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:39,749
Fine. [sighs] What do you know?

723
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:42,832
All right,
here's how I think it all went down.

724
00:33:42,916 --> 00:33:46,416
<i>You and your little buddy
were in the front yard last week,</i>

725
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:47,832
<i>frolicking in the snow.</i>

726
00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:49,582
[both laughing]

727
00:33:49,666 --> 00:33:54,666
<i>Then, along came some high schoolers
who saw you two weaklings as easy targets</i> .

728
00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:56,541
Nice winter gear, dum-dums.

729
00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:58,499
Now, it's ours. [chuckles]

730
00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:01,332
[Rodrick] <i>So, they stole your winter gear,
rolled you up in a snowball,</i>

731
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:02,707
<i>and pushed you down the hill.</i>

732
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:05,041
- So long, twerps!
- [Greg, Rowley screaming, crying]

733
00:34:05,125 --> 00:34:07,916
[Rodrick] <i>And wham!
You nailed that snowplow</i> .

734
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,916
[laughs] We're so bad.

735
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,457
But now, you and your little friend
have a problem, right?

736
00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:16,791
The guys who took your stuff
are on the run from the law.

737
00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:19,499
- The fuzz!
- [Rodrick] <i>But they know where you live.</i>

738
00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:22,791
So if you rat them out
for what they did, you're both dead.

739
00:34:24,625 --> 00:34:26,957
Really, Rodrick?
That's what you came up with?

740
00:34:27,041 --> 00:34:30,624
Well, I, uh--
I'm still working out the details.

741
00:34:30,708 --> 00:34:34,707
But it's just a matter of time
before I find out what happened for sure.

742
00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:35,791
What do you mean?

743
00:34:35,875 --> 00:34:39,458
All the evidence is stored right here.

744
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:41,791
On our doorbell?

745
00:34:41,875 --> 00:34:45,707
Yes, Greg, on our doorbell.
It's got a camera in it.

746
00:34:45,791 --> 00:34:48,041
And everything that happens
on the street in front of our house

747
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:51,250
gets recorded
on this little box right here.

748
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:56,832
Yeah, well, good luck finding out
what's on that thing

749
00:34:56,916 --> 00:34:58,416
without any electricity.

750
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:01,291
I think you underestimate me, Gregory.

751
00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:05,291
Nothing is getting in between
me and that reward money.

752
00:35:05,375 --> 00:35:07,082
And I'm calling the bed.

753
00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:08,750
Ah!

754
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,833
[Greg] <i>Just gotta make it five more days,
Greg Heffley.</i>

755
00:35:15,958 --> 00:35:17,375
<i>You can do this.</i>

756
00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:21,374
[wind whistling]

757
00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:23,958
["It's the Most Wonderful Time
of the Year" playing]

758
00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:30,499
<i>♪ It's the most wonderful time
Of the year ♪</i>

759
00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:33,666
- [gasps, chuckles]
- Hmm. Mm-hmm.

760
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:36,250
Mm-hmm.

761
00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:40,082
[gasps, grunting]

762
00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:44,875
<i>♪ It's the most wonderful time
Of the year ♪</i>

763
00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:51,957
{\an8}<i>♪ It's the hap-happiest season of all ♪</i>

764
00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:53,041
[Rodrick] Aha!

765
00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:56,416
<i>♪ With those holiday greetings
And gay happy meetings ♪</i>

766
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,083
Now, let's get you powered up.

767
00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:04,082
- [electricity crackling]
- Oh, ah, hot!

768
00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:05,375
It's working.

769
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:09,166
<i>♪ There'll be parties for hosting ♪</i>

770
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,916
<i>♪ Marshmallows for toasting ♪</i>

771
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,124
<i>♪ And caroling out in the snow ♪</i>

772
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:14,791
See? Like this.

773
00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:18,750
<i>♪ There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories ♪</i>

774
00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:20,957
Aw.

775
00:36:21,041 --> 00:36:22,374
[Santa screams]

776
00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:23,458
Rodrick!

777
00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:25,124
Whoa. Hey!

778
00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:29,416
<i>♪ It's the most wonderful time
Of the year ♪</i>

779
00:36:30,208 --> 00:36:32,291
<i>♪ There'll be much mistletoeing ♪</i>

780
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:34,457
<i>♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪</i>

781
00:36:34,541 --> 00:36:37,207
<i>♪ When loved ones are near ♪</i>

782
00:36:37,291 --> 00:36:39,374
[Frank] And that ought to be enough.

783
00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:45,000
<i>♪ It's the most wonderful time
Of the year ♪</i>

784
00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,707
Okay.

785
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:50,957
Let's get you fired up.

786
00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:52,083
[electricity crackles]

787
00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:54,666
Yes. Yes, come on.

788
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:55,957
Come on. Come on.

789
00:36:56,041 --> 00:36:57,916
[electricity crackling]

790
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,207
No, no! No!

791
00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:00,291
No!

792
00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:01,416
Huh? [screams]

793
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,207
Oh, no, no, no! Stop, stop. [blows]

794
00:37:03,291 --> 00:37:05,124
Okay, everybody.

795
00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:06,208
Scooch in.

796
00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:08,082
[Susan chuckles]

797
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,791
[Greg screams] Rodrick!

798
00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,166
- [Susan] Greg! Stop!
- [Frank] Rodrick!

799
00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:12,707
- [Susan] No, no, no! My tree!
- [Greg] Stop!

800
00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:13,957
[Frank] Susan!

801
00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:15,041
[grunts]

802
00:37:16,041 --> 00:37:17,458
Oh! Hmm.

803
00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:20,957
- [screams]
- [electricity crackling]

804
00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:22,082
It's alive!

805
00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:23,750
It's alive!

806
00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:26,708
[chuckling]

807
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:29,957
[screams]

808
00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:31,041
This isn't happening.

809
00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,125
This isn't happening!

810
00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:35,375
[music ends]

811
00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:40,166
Yay!

812
00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:43,541
Okay. Okay.

813
00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:44,707
That ought to do it.

814
00:37:44,791 --> 00:37:48,125
Everyone gets three-quarters
of a wall and five gumdrops.

815
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:49,666
And no seconds.

816
00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:51,791
We have to save the roof for dinner.

817
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:54,166
Dictator. [babbling]
I've had it with you people.

818
00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:56,749
I just don't understand
how we ran out of food.

819
00:37:56,833 --> 00:38:00,374
No food, no water, no batteries,
no toilet paper.

820
00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:02,957
How? How could we have gone
through everything so quickly?

821
00:38:03,041 --> 00:38:05,875
Guys! Check this out.

822
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,791
[imitates electric guitar]

823
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:14,166
I've built a device
that powers our doorbell camera,

824
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,499
and the video is almost done buffering.

825
00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:18,957
I'm finally gonna figure out
who wrecked that snowplow.

826
00:38:19,041 --> 00:38:20,707
[gasps, groans]

827
00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:22,332
Drumroll, please.

828
00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:24,416
[imitating drums]

829
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:28,124
- Behold!
- [beeping]

830
00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:29,666
- [Susan gasps]
- My potatoes!

831
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:31,999
- My Christmas lights!
- [beeping, crackling]

832
00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:33,666
Wait, wait! No, no, no, no! Stop, stop!

833
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:36,166
Oh, come on.

834
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:40,083
[sighs]

835
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:44,582
Rodrick, my Christmas decorations
are not toys.

836
00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:46,291
I have been looking for these.

837
00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:48,124
We need all the food we can get.

838
00:38:48,208 --> 00:38:49,624
How did we run out of food, Frank?

839
00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:51,957
I thought we had enough
to last us two weeks.

840
00:38:52,041 --> 00:38:54,374
If everyone only took their fair share...

841
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:57,332
Don't tell me you're gonna start in
on those yams again.

842
00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:59,332
Rodrick's been hoarding potatoes.

843
00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:01,499
Who knows what else these boys are hiding?

844
00:39:01,583 --> 00:39:03,916
Now's not the time for paranoia, Frank.

845
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,291
You're scaring Manny.

846
00:39:06,916 --> 00:39:08,916
Wait, where is Manny?

847
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:12,957
[Susan gasps]

848
00:39:13,041 --> 00:39:14,041
Manny?

849
00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:16,874
Manny?

850
00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:18,957
Manny! Manny!

851
00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:20,375
Manny! [groans]

852
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,457
[echoing] Manny!

853
00:39:22,541 --> 00:39:24,707
Manny! Manny?

854
00:39:24,791 --> 00:39:26,249
- Manny!
- Manny!

855
00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:27,874
- Manny!
- Manny!

856
00:39:27,958 --> 00:39:29,832
Oh, Manny, Manny, Manny.

857
00:39:29,916 --> 00:39:31,082
Where could you be?

858
00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:33,082
I checked in the garage. He's not there.

859
00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:36,291
I couldn't find him
in any of his regular hiding spots.

860
00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:37,916
[groans] He's not in his room.

861
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,332
He wasn't in the bathroom either,

862
00:39:39,416 --> 00:39:43,416
but I'd suggest you all give it
a good 20 minutes before you go in there.

863
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,249
You don't think he's out there?

864
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,333
[wind howling]

865
00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:53,791
My precious baby, out in the storm alone.

866
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:55,582
[electronic music playing, faint]

867
00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:57,832
- Do you guys hear...
- Music?

868
00:39:57,916 --> 00:39:59,916
[music continues]

869
00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:05,541
[all] Huh?

870
00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:07,791
Manny.

871
00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:10,500
{\an8}Uh-oh.

872
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,916
So, that's where all the supplies went.

873
00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:16,875
Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

874
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:19,499
Huh. Respect.

875
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,583
[music ends]

876
00:40:24,625 --> 00:40:25,874
Okay.

877
00:40:25,958 --> 00:40:27,582
And there we go.

878
00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:30,916
- This little guy is not going anywhere.
- [scoffs]

879
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,124
Well, can you blame him, Frank?

880
00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:35,041
He was just looking out for himself.

881
00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:37,791
The whole experience
has probably scarred him.

882
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:40,166
[humming]

883
00:40:40,791 --> 00:40:42,041
Seems fine to me.

884
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,624
Could we please lighten up, guys?

885
00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:46,791
Things could be a whole lot worse.

886
00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:49,624
Um, how exactly?

887
00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:50,957
Well...

888
00:40:51,041 --> 00:40:52,707
[water dripping]

889
00:40:52,791 --> 00:40:54,332
There could be...

890
00:40:54,416 --> 00:40:55,749
[electricity crackles]

891
00:40:55,833 --> 00:40:57,082
We could...

892
00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,666
[screams]

893
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:03,916
Yeah, this really is rock bottom, I guess.

894
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,624
I suppose,
I got a little carried away too.

895
00:41:06,708 --> 00:41:08,332
Especially with the yams.

896
00:41:08,416 --> 00:41:09,500
You can say that again.

897
00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:11,750
[imitating Frank] Breathe in my face.

898
00:41:12,291 --> 00:41:14,416
[Frank, Greg laughing]

899
00:41:16,375 --> 00:41:19,207
[all laughing]

900
00:41:19,291 --> 00:41:21,374
What are yams exactly, anyway?

901
00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:22,457
[Frank laughs]

902
00:41:22,541 --> 00:41:23,541
I don't know,

903
00:41:24,416 --> 00:41:25,666
but they're delicious.

904
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,166
[Greg, Rodrick laugh]

905
00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:32,458
I know this wasn't the Christmas season
we were hoping for, guys.

906
00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:34,832
But at least we'll never forget it.

907
00:41:34,916 --> 00:41:36,249
Hope you're wrong about that.

908
00:41:36,333 --> 00:41:38,249
I'm already trying to scrub it
from my brain.

909
00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:41,333
Well, maybe there's still time
to turn things around tonight.

910
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:44,249
What do you say we try
and have a little fun?

911
00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:47,374
Oh, please, not charades again.

912
00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:50,041
Now, I know
it's not officially Christmas yet,

913
00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:53,207
but what do you guys think about getting
a little sneak preview?

914
00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:54,957
- Yeah!
- Hey, all right!

915
00:41:55,041 --> 00:41:57,916
Everyone can pick out
one gift to open tonight.

916
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,332
But choose carefully

917
00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:02,208
because you're gonna have to make it last
until tomorrow morning.

918
00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:09,999
Uh-uh-uh. You might wanna wait
till the electricity's back on

919
00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:11,416
to open that one, Greg.

920
00:42:12,416 --> 00:42:13,749
You're a good kid.

921
00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:15,000
You've earned it.

922
00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:24,458
[paper rips]

923
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:28,707
[sighs] Clothes? Seriously?

924
00:42:28,791 --> 00:42:31,124
Oh, Aunt Lydia made you
another hat and scarf.

925
00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:32,457
Can I pick again?

926
00:42:32,541 --> 00:42:34,957
Now you don't need someone
to find your old ones.

927
00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:37,041
- [Christmas music playing]
- [chuckles] Look, Greg.

928
00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,541
Aunt Lydia is upping her game.

929
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:40,916
[groans]

930
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,041
[Frank] Uh, guys? Guys?

931
00:42:42,125 --> 00:42:44,458
Did it stop snowing?

932
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:46,166
[Susan, Greg gasp]

933
00:42:48,625 --> 00:42:49,875
[footsteps approaching]

934
00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:54,166
[gasps] It's a Christmas miracle!

935
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,499
All right! [laughs]

936
00:42:55,583 --> 00:42:56,583
- Yes!
- Yes!

937
00:42:57,916 --> 00:42:59,749
Huh. Check it out. Cops.

938
00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:00,833
What?

939
00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,666
[Susan] They must be going
to collect those toys.

940
00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:07,541
Frank, we never turned in our donation
for the toy drive.

941
00:43:07,625 --> 00:43:10,749
Wait, what do the police have to do
with the toy drive?

942
00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:13,832
The police are the ones
who collect the donations from the bin

943
00:43:13,916 --> 00:43:15,624
and get them to the families in need.

944
00:43:15,708 --> 00:43:19,624
Isn't it wonderful that they sacrifice
their personal time to do that?

945
00:43:19,708 --> 00:43:21,708
[echoing]

946
00:43:23,416 --> 00:43:26,375
{\an8}Hmm. Looks like it belongs
to Greg Heffley.

947
00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:28,457
{\an8}- [radio crackles]
- Uh, Bravo 6,

948
00:43:28,541 --> 00:43:32,416
{\an8}we've identified the suspect
as notorious troublemaker Gregory Heffley.

949
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,707
{\an8}[dispatcher] <i>Copy that. Lock him up.</i>

950
00:43:33,791 --> 00:43:34,957
[door buzzes]

951
00:43:35,041 --> 00:43:39,374
I hope you're proud of what ya did,
Greg Heffley.

952
00:43:39,458 --> 00:43:41,749
Oh, and Merry Christmas!

953
00:43:41,833 --> 00:43:44,333
[chuckles] I hope you like your present.

954
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:47,541
It looks like you're gonna have to share!

955
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:51,250
[laughing]

956
00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:55,166
[Elfrendo laughing]

957
00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:58,958
[laughing continues]

958
00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:03,208
[groans]

959
00:44:04,416 --> 00:44:05,416
Greg, are you okay?

960
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,250
You look like you've seen a ghost.

961
00:44:07,958 --> 00:44:09,958
I think I need to go upstairs
and lay down.

962
00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:12,874
I don't feel so good.

963
00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:14,166
Sure, honey.

964
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:15,249
Get some rest.

965
00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:17,625
I hope you feel better
for the big day tomorrow.

966
00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:21,791
[gulps]

967
00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:24,666
Probably too many yams.

968
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:31,124
[Greg] <i>I knew that if I didn't get
to that bin before the cops did,</i>

969
00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:33,082
<i>I was gonna spend my Christmas
in the slammer.</i>

970
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:38,166
<i>So, I mustered up my courage and headed
out into the dark, cold night on my own.</i>

971
00:44:40,291 --> 00:44:41,291
It's go time.

972
00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:44,874
[Christmas music playing]

973
00:44:44,958 --> 00:44:46,416
[sighs] You gotta be kidding me.

974
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,541
- [switch clicks]
- [music stops]

975
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:03,083
[Rowley snoring]

976
00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:06,749
- [snowball thuds]
- [gasps]

977
00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:07,833
[moans]

978
00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:09,499
- [snowball thuds]
- [shouts]

979
00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:11,750
[moans, shouts]

980
00:45:12,333 --> 00:45:13,333
Uh...

981
00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:15,750
[moans]

982
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:18,916
Uh, what's out there, Joshie?

983
00:45:19,416 --> 00:45:21,124
[gasps, sighs]

984
00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:22,625
Hey! Greg?

985
00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:26,249
Sorry. I didn't know how else
to get your attention.

986
00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:28,166
It's Christmas Eve.

987
00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:29,332
Shouldn't you be in bed?

988
00:45:29,416 --> 00:45:31,624
[Greg] In bed? But it's only 7:30.

989
00:45:31,708 --> 00:45:34,457
I like to be asleep
in case Santa comes early.

990
00:45:34,541 --> 00:45:35,874
Well, I need your help.

991
00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:37,499
This is bigger than Santa.

992
00:45:37,583 --> 00:45:40,249
[gasps] Nothing's bigger than Santa.

993
00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:43,832
The police are gonna empty out
that toy bin tonight.

994
00:45:43,916 --> 00:45:46,999
And my name is stitched
on the inside of that hat.

995
00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:49,874
But I'm already in my footie pajamas.

996
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:52,541
Well, enjoy your last night of freedom.

997
00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:56,541
Because once they've got me, they're gonna
wanna know who my accomplice is.

998
00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:57,625
[gasps]

999
00:45:58,166 --> 00:45:59,583
Rowley.

1000
00:46:03,375 --> 00:46:06,374
[Rowley straining]

1001
00:46:06,458 --> 00:46:07,583
Rowley.

1002
00:46:09,791 --> 00:46:11,332
Let's do this.

1003
00:46:11,416 --> 00:46:12,458
[grunts]

1004
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,708
Whoa. Are you all right, buddy?

1005
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:17,666
Yeah. [grunts]

1006
00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:19,416
All right. That's my pal.

1007
00:46:21,416 --> 00:46:23,332
- [Rowley panting, gasps]
- [dispatcher] <i>Seven Adam 15.</i>

1008
00:46:23,416 --> 00:46:25,375
<i>Vehicle has been dispatched to the scene.</i>

1009
00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:28,708
- <i>No reports from downtown...</i>
- [whimpering]

1010
00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:31,375
[grunts]

1011
00:46:32,666 --> 00:46:34,416
[panting]

1012
00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:40,041
[bell tolls]

1013
00:46:41,125 --> 00:46:42,708
Uh, Greg?

1014
00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:44,958
Where did the donation bin go?

1015
00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:49,124
- [sighs] The storm's completely buried it.
- [wind whistling]

1016
00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:50,625
That's why I brought these.

1017
00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:53,541
Come on.
It's gotta be around here somewhere.

1018
00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:56,832
[Rowley] I think it was
under this lamppost, Greg.

1019
00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:58,916
[Greg] No,
I'm pretty sure it was over here.

1020
00:46:59,666 --> 00:47:01,666
[both grunting]

1021
00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:06,999
Um, maybe over here?

1022
00:47:07,083 --> 00:47:08,083
[sighs]

1023
00:47:09,291 --> 00:47:10,291
[Rowley groans]

1024
00:47:10,375 --> 00:47:11,541
Let's try over there.

1025
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:14,833
[Rowley whimpers, grunts]

1026
00:47:16,041 --> 00:47:18,374
[grunts] We're never going to find it.

1027
00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:20,374
We should just... [sighs] ...give up.

1028
00:47:20,458 --> 00:47:22,208
[sighs] That bin's gotta be here!

1029
00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:24,000
[shovel clangs]

1030
00:47:27,041 --> 00:47:29,124
Ha! I knew I'd find it.

1031
00:47:29,208 --> 00:47:31,499
It's always in the last place you look,
right? [laughs]

1032
00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:32,749
- [Rowley] But, Greg, I--
- Come on!

1033
00:47:32,833 --> 00:47:33,916
Let's dig it up.

1034
00:47:34,791 --> 00:47:36,125
[grunts]

1035
00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:38,500
{\an8}- [Greg] Yes!
- [Rowley] Whoo!

1036
00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:41,791
[Greg] Our stuff is still here.

1037
00:47:41,875 --> 00:47:43,707
Let's grab it and get out of here.

1038
00:47:43,791 --> 00:47:45,375
I'm gonna need you to hold my legs.

1039
00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:48,291
Almost there. [strains]

1040
00:47:48,375 --> 00:47:50,791
[straining, screams]

1041
00:47:50,875 --> 00:47:53,041
[Greg] Got it! Okay, pull me up.

1042
00:47:53,125 --> 00:47:55,874
- [strains]
- [vehicle approaching]

1043
00:47:55,958 --> 00:47:57,291
Greg, it's the cops!

1044
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,374
[strains]

1045
00:47:58,458 --> 00:47:59,457
[Greg] Rowley, I'm slipping.

1046
00:47:59,541 --> 00:48:00,625
[Rowley screams]

1047
00:48:01,541 --> 00:48:02,625
Rowley!

1048
00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:05,332
[Rowley] You got this, Greg!

1049
00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:06,583
Rowley.

1050
00:48:13,166 --> 00:48:15,291
Oh, man. N-No, no, no.

1051
00:48:15,375 --> 00:48:17,249
Hey! What are you doin' out here?

1052
00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:19,583
Uh, I'm sorry, officer. I-- I didn't...

1053
00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:24,791
[whimpers]

1054
00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:28,416
[stammers] Wait. Yo-You're just a kid.

1055
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:31,500
[scoffs] Honey, shouldn't you be home
on Christmas Eve?

1056
00:48:32,041 --> 00:48:37,707
Uh, I was just making sure
the police could get to the bin

1057
00:48:37,791 --> 00:48:39,541
so they could collect the toys.

1058
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,458
You know, for the kids.

1059
00:48:47,083 --> 00:48:50,666
I was supposed to clear this lot
a few days ago, but I couldn't.

1060
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:52,416
Someone broke my plow.

1061
00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:54,666
I was gonna try and shovel it by hand.

1062
00:48:55,291 --> 00:48:57,124
You saved me a lot of time tonight, kid.

1063
00:48:57,208 --> 00:48:58,332
Well... [chuckles]

1064
00:48:58,416 --> 00:49:00,749
Uh, the spirit of Christmas and all that.

1065
00:49:00,833 --> 00:49:03,332
Well, I think you can feel
pretty good about this one.

1066
00:49:03,416 --> 00:49:05,791
It'll put you on Santa's nice list
for sure.

1067
00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:07,666
[chuckles] Yeah.

1068
00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:12,499
Hey, how about I give you a ride
so you can get back home to your family?

1069
00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:13,583
Sure.

1070
00:49:20,541 --> 00:49:24,541
So, you, um, getting anything good
for Christmas this year?

1071
00:49:25,416 --> 00:49:27,666
Yeah. A new video game system.

1072
00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:30,291
Oh, man, you lucky dog.

1073
00:49:30,375 --> 00:49:31,874
Yeah, my Tyler wanted one of those,

1074
00:49:31,958 --> 00:49:35,374
but I'm gonna have to save up my pennies
before I can afford something like that.

1075
00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:37,041
But next year though. Next year.

1076
00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:40,582
Just gonna have to put in a few extra
hours in this old bucket of bolts.

1077
00:49:40,666 --> 00:49:41,666
[chuckles]

1078
00:49:42,208 --> 00:49:43,874
Where'd you say you live again?

1079
00:49:43,958 --> 00:49:45,707
Uh, Surrey Street.

1080
00:49:45,791 --> 00:49:46,791
It's on the hill.

1081
00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:48,166
You gotta be kidding me!

1082
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:51,249
That's the street
where my plow got busted.

1083
00:49:51,333 --> 00:49:54,333
And you know what? They never did catch
those hooligans that did it.

1084
00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:59,249
So, is this plowing stuff, like,
your full-time job?

1085
00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,374
Oh, this? No.

1086
00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:03,249
[chuckles] No, I just do this on the side
for extra cash.

1087
00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:04,666
It helps this time of year.

1088
00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:11,291
You know, there weren't a lot
of toys in that donation bin.

1089
00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:14,124
Do you think the cops will even bother
handing them out?

1090
00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:16,416
Oh, yeah, no, sure,
they'll take whatever's in there,

1091
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:18,958
and they'll get it out to the kids
that need it the most.

1092
00:50:19,625 --> 00:50:22,208
Hey, lots of families depend
on those donations, you know?

1093
00:50:23,041 --> 00:50:24,041
Mine included.

1094
00:50:26,666 --> 00:50:28,083
Is that your son?

1095
00:50:28,791 --> 00:50:30,874
[driver] Yep. My Tyler.

1096
00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:32,457
He's the whole world to me.

1097
00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:33,791
It's just me and him.

1098
00:50:33,875 --> 00:50:36,332
[groans] You're lucky
there are only two of you.

1099
00:50:36,416 --> 00:50:38,207
I've got four other people in my family,

1100
00:50:38,291 --> 00:50:41,125
and they've been driving me
totally nuts lately.

1101
00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:46,291
Let me give you a little advice, kid.

1102
00:50:46,916 --> 00:50:49,791
My family made me crazy
when I was your age too.

1103
00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:52,708
I mean, they drove me bananas.

1104
00:50:53,791 --> 00:50:55,957
But boy do I miss 'em now.

1105
00:50:56,041 --> 00:50:59,041
Treasure every single moment
you have with those people

1106
00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:02,208
because nothing in life is guaranteed.

1107
00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:08,000
[stammers] Um, this is my turn.

1108
00:51:13,291 --> 00:51:16,041
[Rowley grunting]

1109
00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:22,957
What?

1110
00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:24,083
[screams]

1111
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,082
[driver] All right, kid.

1112
00:51:32,166 --> 00:51:33,916
It's been nice getting to know ya.

1113
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,583
Yeah. Thanks for the ride.

1114
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,582
[groans]

1115
00:51:44,666 --> 00:51:46,500
- You!
- [groans]

1116
00:51:48,916 --> 00:51:50,083
You...

1117
00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:54,332
[groans] You seem like a good kid.

1118
00:51:54,416 --> 00:51:55,416
[gasps]

1119
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,833
Now, why don't you put on
that hat and scarf of yours?

1120
00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:00,541
It's cold outside.

1121
00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:05,457
Okay, you and your family
have yourself a merry Christmas.

1122
00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:07,124
Uh, yeah.

1123
00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,541
You too.

1124
00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,082
[chuckles]

1125
00:52:10,166 --> 00:52:11,166
- Ah, crazy kid...
- [radio beeps]

1126
00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:12,957
["Last Christmas" playing on radio]

1127
00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:17,124
[driver]
<i>♪ Last Christmas I gave you my heart</i>

1128
00:52:17,208 --> 00:52:19,291
<i>♪ But the very next day... ♪</i>

1129
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,249
[electricity humming]

1130
00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:25,333
[Greg] Whoa.

1131
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,041
- [electricity humming]
- [Rowley grunts]

1132
00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:35,749
[chuckles] Yeah!

1133
00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:38,332
[Frank laughing]

1134
00:52:38,416 --> 00:52:39,500
Finally!

1135
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:42,832
[Susan laughs]

1136
00:52:42,916 --> 00:52:44,416
- [laughs]
- [Frank, Susan laughing]

1137
00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:54,374
What are you looking at?

1138
00:52:54,458 --> 00:52:56,000
[Frank laughing]

1139
00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:59,582
- [Manny] Bubby.
- Hey, hey, buddy! Look!

1140
00:52:59,666 --> 00:53:01,457
The power is back on!

1141
00:53:01,541 --> 00:53:02,791
[chuckles] Yeah.

1142
00:53:02,875 --> 00:53:05,375
Greg, you found your hat and scarf.

1143
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,207
[gasps]

1144
00:53:07,291 --> 00:53:09,291
Uh...

1145
00:53:09,375 --> 00:53:10,957
No way.

1146
00:53:11,041 --> 00:53:13,625
I finally put it all together.

1147
00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:17,041
So it was you this entire time.

1148
00:53:18,375 --> 00:53:19,374
Busted.

1149
00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:20,749
[Susan] What is going on here, Greg?

1150
00:53:20,833 --> 00:53:22,416
What is your brother talking about?

1151
00:53:23,875 --> 00:53:26,041
I'm the one who damaged that snowplow.

1152
00:53:26,125 --> 00:53:27,249
[gasps]

1153
00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:28,499
[stammers] What? Wait a minute.

1154
00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:30,457
You knocked the blade off that plow?

1155
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:32,624
But I-I-- How?

1156
00:53:32,708 --> 00:53:33,875
It was an accident.

1157
00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:37,832
Me and Rowley were building a snowman,

1158
00:53:37,916 --> 00:53:41,999
and the snowball
just kind of got away from us.

1159
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:46,583
And when it happened, we got scared.

1160
00:53:47,708 --> 00:53:48,708
So we ran.

1161
00:53:51,666 --> 00:53:52,999
[siren blares]

1162
00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:55,207
[dispatcher] <i>Seven Baker 17,
repeat, Surrey Street.</i>

1163
00:53:55,291 --> 00:53:56,291
<i>Suspect is wanted...</i>

1164
00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:58,416
What are the police doing here?

1165
00:53:58,500 --> 00:53:59,832
I can't believe it.

1166
00:53:59,916 --> 00:54:02,375
That snowplow lady sold me out.

1167
00:54:03,291 --> 00:54:05,958
Man, the chafe
in these pants is ridiculous.

1168
00:54:11,375 --> 00:54:13,291
Well, don't just stand there.

1169
00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:14,832
Run!

1170
00:54:14,916 --> 00:54:16,332
You can slip out the back door.

1171
00:54:16,416 --> 00:54:17,416
I'll stall for you.

1172
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:18,499
Good plan, Rodrick.

1173
00:54:18,583 --> 00:54:20,541
And, Frank, help me hide the evidence.

1174
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:21,999
Susan! Are you crazy?

1175
00:54:22,083 --> 00:54:23,999
We can't engage in a-- a cover-up.

1176
00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:25,750
We gotta tell the police what happened.

1177
00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:29,416
Frank, we are not gonna have
our family's Christmas ruined

1178
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,833
by what was clearly an innocent mistake.

1179
00:54:32,583 --> 00:54:35,166
Um, okay are we-- are we--
are we really doing this?

1180
00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:38,374
I guess we're doing this.

1181
00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,291
Start shredding, Rodrick.

1182
00:54:42,875 --> 00:54:45,458
- Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!
- [grunts]

1183
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:48,249
[dispatcher] <i>Last seen wearing a red scarf</i>

1184
00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:51,124
- <i>and red hat.</i>
- [both panting]

1185
00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:52,916
- Guys, hey!
- [Susan pants, screams]

1186
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,874
Guys. Guys!

1187
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:55,957
Come on!

1188
00:54:56,041 --> 00:54:57,582
- Huh?
- Wha--

1189
00:54:57,666 --> 00:54:58,750
[gulps]

1190
00:54:59,541 --> 00:55:01,625
- Huh?
- It's okay.

1191
00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:03,957
You don't need to do this for me.

1192
00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:05,957
The thing with the snowplow was my fault.

1193
00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:07,625
It's time for me to face the music.

1194
00:55:12,083 --> 00:55:14,583
But if this is the end of the road for me,

1195
00:55:15,208 --> 00:55:18,625
I just wanna say
I'm really gonna miss you guys.

1196
00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:23,208
Greg!

1197
00:55:23,708 --> 00:55:26,541
I gotta get
a different pair of snow pants.

1198
00:55:27,083 --> 00:55:28,374
Please be gentle.

1199
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:29,957
I've got delicate wrists.

1200
00:55:30,041 --> 00:55:31,207
Huh?

1201
00:55:31,291 --> 00:55:33,707
Well, hello, officers.

1202
00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:36,125
What brings you to our house tonight?

1203
00:55:37,458 --> 00:55:38,457
Um...

1204
00:55:38,541 --> 00:55:42,874
Listen, lady,
we've got a bit of a situation here.

1205
00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:49,291
Oh, well, I-I'm sure that this was
just a complete misunderstanding.

1206
00:55:49,375 --> 00:55:50,791
[chuckles]

1207
00:55:50,875 --> 00:55:52,082
Right?

1208
00:55:52,166 --> 00:55:53,582
Uh, right.

1209
00:55:53,666 --> 00:55:56,082
Uh, listen, uh,
with all the snow this week,

1210
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:58,499
people couldn't go out
to the toy donation bin.

1211
00:55:58,583 --> 00:56:03,041
So, uh, me and my partner volunteered to
go door-to-door to collect unwanted items.

1212
00:56:03,125 --> 00:56:04,125
[Frank, Susan] Oh.

1213
00:56:05,041 --> 00:56:07,374
[all] Oh!

1214
00:56:07,458 --> 00:56:10,291
Well, that's a wonderful idea, officers.

1215
00:56:10,375 --> 00:56:13,666
I'm so sorry we didn't make it to the bin
before tonight.

1216
00:56:13,750 --> 00:56:16,707
Frank, could you run upstairs
and grab those gifts we wrapped?

1217
00:56:16,791 --> 00:56:19,625
Boys, do we have anything else
in the house we could donate?

1218
00:56:20,791 --> 00:56:21,791
Uh...

1219
00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:25,458
Actually, I have something
that would be perfect.

1220
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,000
But can I ask you officers for a favor?

1221
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,457
[Manny chuckles]

1222
00:56:40,541 --> 00:56:41,874
[Manny imitates car]

1223
00:56:41,958 --> 00:56:42,958
[horn honks]

1224
00:56:43,708 --> 00:56:44,791
[paper rustles]

1225
00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:46,957
Deodorant. Really?

1226
00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:49,166
Santa knows exactly what you need.

1227
00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:50,332
[groans]

1228
00:56:50,416 --> 00:56:51,958
Thanks, Santa.

1229
00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:56,416
I'm sorry you don't have
more to open this year.

1230
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,041
I'm good with what I got.

1231
00:56:58,125 --> 00:57:01,416
The truth is,
I have everything I need right here.

1232
00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:04,082
I'm proud of you, Greg.

1233
00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:08,125
What you did last night was just amazing.

1234
00:57:08,666 --> 00:57:11,833
Yeah, well,
that's what Christmas is all about, right?

1235
00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:13,332
[Manny imitates car]

1236
00:57:13,416 --> 00:57:14,416
Aw, Manny.

1237
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,624
[all laugh]

1238
00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:18,125
[Manny laughs]

1239
00:57:20,958 --> 00:57:23,957
{\an8}- [driver laughs, imitates lasers]
- [Tyler groans]

1240
00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:26,332
{\an8}- [driver] Oh! Ah! Nope!
- Come on!

1241
00:57:26,416 --> 00:57:28,249
{\an8}- Come and get me.
- [groans]

1242
00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:30,457
- Now you can't get me 'cause I'm hiding!
- Oh! Yeah!

1243
00:57:30,541 --> 00:57:31,874
- [shouts] You got me.
- Whoo-hoo!

1244
00:57:31,958 --> 00:57:33,041
Thanks, Mom.

1245
00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:36,624
[Greg] <i>So, after everything I went
through, my Christmas wasn't half bad.</i>

1246
00:57:36,708 --> 00:57:38,041
<i>I spent the day with my family,</i>

1247
00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:41,000
<i>and I even had a little time
to tie up some loose ends</i> .

1248
00:57:43,583 --> 00:57:44,875
- [lid closes]
- Good riddance.

1249
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:49,833
<i>And in case you're thinking I went soft
by giving up my present,</i>

1250
00:57:50,375 --> 00:57:54,541
<i>let me just say that a new video game
system comes out every year.</i>

1251
00:57:54,625 --> 00:57:58,791
<i>And next time around, I won't have
anyone looking over my shoulder.</i>

1252
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:01,250
<i>So I'm a lock
for having my Christmas dreams come true.</i>

1253
00:58:01,875 --> 00:58:04,749
<i>I just hope nobody hears about everything
that happened to my family</i>

1254
00:58:04,833 --> 00:58:07,416
<i>and turns it into one of those
corny holiday specials,</i>

1255
00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:11,666
<i>'cause that would be, like,
my worst nightmare.</i>

1256
00:58:15,833 --> 00:58:18,958
- [thunderclap]
- [laughs]

1257
00:58:30,666 --> 00:58:33,583
["Santa Never Sleeps" playing]

1258
00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:37,166
[chorus vocalizing]

1259
00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:57,082
[singer 1] <i>♪ You best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1260
00:58:57,166 --> 00:59:01,166
<i>♪ And if he spies you acting bad
Then you're in trouble deep ♪</i>

1261
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:05,207
<i>♪ So don't step out of line
No matter what you do ♪</i>

1262
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:09,332
<i>♪ 'Cause Santa's eyes are always open
And they're both on you ♪</i>

1263
00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:13,207
<i>♪ You might try a little misbehavin' ♪</i>

1264
00:59:13,291 --> 00:59:17,207
<i>♪ To see if old St. Nick will care ♪</i>

1265
00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:21,374
<i>♪ But when you come downstairs
On Christmas morning ♪</i>

1266
00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:24,875
<i>♪ Don't be shocked
When zero gifts are there ♪</i>

1267
00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:29,249
<i>♪ Your friend Santa Claus
Is hoping you won't fail ♪</i>

1268
00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:33,458
<i>♪ 'Cause if you can't be good this year
You'll probably end up in jail ♪</i>

1269
00:59:33,958 --> 00:59:35,332
<i>♪ Fa, la, la ♪</i>

1270
00:59:35,416 --> 00:59:39,957
<i>♪ Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1271
00:59:40,041 --> 00:59:43,457
[chorus] <i>♪ Best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1272
00:59:43,541 --> 00:59:45,291
[vocalizing]

1273
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:51,457
<i>♪ Best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1274
00:59:51,541 --> 00:59:53,375
[vocalizing]

1275
01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:15,249
[singer 1] <i>♪ Be good round Christmastime
'Cause Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1276
01:00:15,333 --> 01:00:19,124
<i>♪ And if he spies you acting bad
You're in trouble deep ♪</i>

1277
01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:23,166
<i>♪ So don't step out of line
No matter what you do ♪</i>

1278
01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:27,332
<i>♪ 'Cause Santa's eyes are always open
And they're both on you ♪</i>

1279
01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:31,207
<i>♪ You might try a little misbehavin' ♪</i>

1280
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:35,207
<i>♪ To see if old St. Nick will care ♪</i>

1281
01:00:35,291 --> 01:00:39,374
<i>♪ But when you come downstairs
On Christmas morning ♪</i>

1282
01:00:39,458 --> 01:00:42,875
<i>♪ Don't be shocked
When zero gifts are there ♪</i>

1283
01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:47,249
<i>♪ Some say Santa Claus
Can look right in your soul ♪</i>

1284
01:00:47,333 --> 01:00:51,457
<i>♪ And right now all that he can see
Is one black lump of coal ♪</i>

1285
01:00:51,541 --> 01:00:53,957
- <i>♪ Santa Claus ♪</i>
- [singer 2] <i>♪ Santa Claus ♪</i>

1286
01:00:54,041 --> 01:00:55,416
[singer 1] <i>♪ Fa, la, la ♪</i>

1287
01:00:55,500 --> 01:01:00,124
[all] <i>♪ Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1288
01:01:00,208 --> 01:01:03,332
[chorus] <i>♪ Best behave this year
'Cause Santa never sleeps ♪</i>

1289
01:01:03,416 --> 01:01:04,416
[music ends]