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Hamed Mostafa
Come near me and I'll blow your heads off!
- Wafiq! - Just wait, Rasha!
He thought I was just a harmless college professor he can crush!
- Wafiq! - Over my dead body!
So? Should I pull the trigger or can we have a win-win here?
A zero-sum equation with different settings.
Three Months Earlier
General Prod. Supervisor: Mohamed Helmy
As we know, the human psyche -
is called the ‘Id’.
The self or the Ego -
and the higher self which is called the Super Ego, ok?
Mixing both results in interaction.
This interaction...
Guys, I know half of you is here for not getting higher grades.
And the other half to get a college diploma,
although you can barely decipher a text.
So that’s why...
Editing: Haitham Karam
Here, you all get your attendance.
Do I need to explain more?
You can leave if you want to!
Why did you even come?
Production Manager: Ahmad Ghazal
Thank you.
I’ll teach you even if you’re the only one here.
Yes, I’ll explain everything very thoroughly to you.
So listen here, the self which is the ego...
What’re you doing? I’m explaining here.
There’s something wrong.
What you’re saying’s not in the syllabus.
The syllabus?
Show me that syllabus.
Production Managers: Karim Hamama - Ahmad Saad
- What are you studying? - Arts, Sir.
Yes I know that, but what’s your major?
- Philosophy. - Philosophy?
So help me God! Don’t worry, I won’t beat you up. You’re big.
I’ve been talking about psychology for an hour now.
Nothing I said rang a bell? That you’re in the wrong place?
Actually, Sir, that’s what I was thinking -
- but you teach so well. - I’m not making fries here.
Try to grasp the dimensions of where you’re at,
your college, your major, then you can start evaluating professors.
Then you can say my teaching’s great or lacks a bit of salt!
Know who you are!
Please, do it.
Screenplay by: Mahmoud Ezzat
Produced by: Ramy El Sokkary
Directed by: Essam Nassar
How is it going, Prof?
Hello there, the local Freud!
You remembered you’ve students to teach?
No, man! I came to sign a new leave.
And drink a cup of coffee with the dean. He’s got the best.
- Please. - You’re taking a leave after a leave?
Tough season, Wafiq. Did you think about it?
I’ll never sell out my values, Montasser.
Yeah, you wouldn’t even have fun.
You know, I get paid for the entire course now.
Bundles, bundles of money!
Too much cash, it’s disgusting!
Think I want you to work with me?
I want you to come spend with me.
I’m spending too much, blue scarves, houses, anything really.
Just try me,
I’ll get you to a level... Well, lower than me but amazing!
You want me to teach psychology playing drums?
Or explain Freud and Jung on... on some stupid music?
The Id is me and the super me, clairvoyance is key
I give priority to narcissistic me and my private lessons
Cheers to my fridge goodies!
I love psychology and my little me, I get along with me
It makes me happy, I’m mad about me
I love myself so much I get possessive, I glorify it
Well, it’s myself, I do what I want
My psychology is all about me
These drums you scorn are creating jobs.
Centers need chairs, don’t they?
I employ chair factories.
Offices to photocopy documents.
Janitors and assistants and staff.
If I quit my job, where would all these people go?
Where would they go? Answer me!
- I don’t know. - They’d die? They’d die!
They’d starve to death!
If students didn’t get good grades,
why'd they be lining up in front of my centers?
Students line up in front of centers,
to get exam answers -
without understanding a thing.
No sorry, you’re the nice one.
My bad, why am I even talking to someone dubbed the local Freud?
And I shouldn’t waste my time -
with someone the students call Doctor Knots. Oops!
Did I say Knots?
Sorry, Knots.
I’m Knots?!
Sorry Wafiq, I’m listening.
I was saying that I submitted more than 20 complaints about him.
And nothing happened.
Leave Montasser alone and tell me more about your research.
I know I’m running late,
but I promise you, Sir, that, God willing, my thesis -
will be a reference in criminal psychology and personality.
Yes, but you’re very late, Wafiq.
That means the university will place you in an admin role.
Admin role?!
Any faculty member -
who’s late in submitting their thesis is given an admin role.
But doctor, I want to write an outstanding study.
Yes, but the university has rules and regulations.
What am I supposed to do? Plagiarize any thesis?
Or copy and paste, like Montasser?
Wafiq, son, you need to understand something very important.
The world is full of flies -
and if they were to disappear,
the whole world would end.
I’m sure you’re aware of environmental equilibrium.
Of course, doctor.
We will always wage war against flies but flies will never be extinct.
Montasser isn’t a fly, he’s ruining generations.
Wafiq,
finish your study within three months.
And you’ll do it in the field.
This is the card of a very important detective,
who's interested in this subject.
He’ll have you meet criminals and dangerous delinquents.
Godspeed, Wafiq.
Look Dr. Wafiq, I’ll get you 3 felons whom are ok to speak to.
I understand, Sir.
- Get in. - Come here, you three.
Stand right there, don’t move.
Dr. Wafiq will have a chat with you.
If you cooperate, we’ll wipe the slate clean.
Whatever you say, Mr. Rashad.
Is this a felon or a kid?
He’s the most dangerous one of all.
You can talk to them here, by the way.
I’d rather talk to them somewhere outside, if you don’t mind.
So that they don’t feel any pressure.
- Sure. - Thank you, Sir.
First of all, let’s just concentrate please.
I’d like to introduce myself, I’m Wafiq, Ahmad Wafiq.
Researcher and professor of psychology.
You’re not a doctor?
I will be, once I’m done with this research.
So you’re going to take us to the amphitheater and show us to the students.
We’ll be naked and you’ll show them our muscles.
I won’t get naked, I’ll tell Mr. Rashad.
Shut up, man. Let the doctor finish explaining.
What muscles?! You’re all veins, man.
I will meet with you every week,
to wrap up my study which talks about the crimi...
I mean people who’ve had experiences outside the bounds of the law.
I’d like to get to know you away from your criminal record.
Can I start with you?
- I’m Rasha. - She’s my cousin, Rasha the pharmacist.
Peace be unto you, doctor.
Is that your family name? The pharmacist?
And peace be unto you.
No, it’s her specialty.
I have a prescription.
- Did an archeologist write this? - It’s a shot.
- What color is it? - It’s yellow with 2 blue stripes.
The Ismailia soccer team jersey!
No, it’s because I used to work in a pharmacy.
- Are you alone? - Yes, but I live with my parents.
- Are you alone here? - Yeah.
I’m always alone, here at the pharmacy and at home.
You’re making me blush, doctor.
No, no don’t be shy, I’m under oath.
You're under a wicked oath!
Don’t worry, I’ll give you the shot. I’m so happy!
- Where? - Well, you know...
Don’t worry. I get you. I’ll be quick.
I mean where will you give me the shot, here or inside?
- Inside? - Yeah.
You’re in a pharmacy. It’ll be inside.
- Ok, I’m going in. - Ok, get in.
But now I work in a shipping company with Khaled.
Khaled Kanny.
Ok, doctor. Walk with me. Give me your cashier money.
- I will. - All the money in the cashi...
- Kanny! - Thank God you’re here!
Even if you’re robbing me.
Get out of here or I’ll scream and be his witness.
You’re lucky. You never saw me, get it?
Get it.
Oh, dear God!
My name’s Khaled Kanny.
Fine, are you Tunisian or an Arabic teacher?
What does Kanny mean?
No idea. Does Khaled mean anything?
Yes, it does. What are you laughing at?
Khaled means Eternal.
I thought it was just a name. Like Essam and stuff.
- Essam also has a meaning. - This is Hamada Ringroad.
Is that his specialty too?
Thank you, brother.
Tomorrow same time, seven o’clock.
Come here, kid.
It can be axes or bridges, depends on the job.
Oh, so you work on roads and bridges.
Yes, he pinches phones and rides the bike.
Why is a mute guy working with you?
He can’t rat me out if he gets caught.
Alright, we’re done for now. That’s all I need.
I have your phone numbers.
I’ll call you to set up another meeting to finish this.
Hey waiter! Anybody!
It’s not a fight. We’re paying the bill.
Please, it’s on me.
- Fine. - Just a second. My wallet!
My wallet!
It’s not the money. It’s got my parents’ photos.
Good evening.
If you’d just bark, I’d feel better.
Your silence is killing me.
Give me a sign. Are you happy? Are you ok?
I mean wag your tail, lift your leg, do something.
You’ve been there forever, are you waiting for someone?
Alright, goodbye. Goodbye.
Please don’t come after me, please.
Where’s the pizza?
Pizza?
Is Bassem there?
Aren't you the delivery guy?
Call Bassem, please.
- Bassem, come talk to the delivery guy. - Hey Mariuma!
- Hey, doctor! - Hey, buddy.
Come in, have a drink. The party’s getting hot.
Thanks, Bassem. I just had dinner, thanks, buddy.
- I need a favor. - Whatever you want, doc.
If you could please... You know.. the music.
You like it? This track really gets me going.
It gets you going and it keeps me up. Can you turn it down, please?
We just sold our application and the team's celebrating.
- This is Mariam, my love. - Congrats man, you and Mariam.
And congrats for the application.
But please take it down a notch.
Have some tea, eat some cake. Exchange best wishes.
Let’s exchange together, doc.
Who is he?
I’m the one telling you I need to sleep.
- Goodbye buddy. - Hey doctor!
- Hey buddy. - Hey doctor!
Change the track, man. The doc doesn’t like it.
Introduction to the Sociology of Violence
So I have no impact at all?
Or maybe they didn’t get it?
Rest in peace Doctor Iglal.
You and Doctor Ahmad.
The last two who understood me.
And the last two who spoke logic and reason to me.
I miss you so much.
Drive, Wafiq!
- Go, now! - What’s going on?
Just drive Wafiq, come on, go!
Aren’t you going to say anything?
You can’t just keep running away from the hospital, Rania.
I like running away.
Life takes on a different meaning.
Hadeer’s on top of things. She’ll call if anything happens.
Then why do they have 2 doctors on call?
God, what now, why did you stop?
- Staying near the hospital. - Stop with the hospital!
The point is, this says a lot about you.
Says a lot! Who says what about me?!
It says your system of constants is flawed. Tiny things show people’s thinking.
I didn’t leave my patients -
to hear all your knotted words.
Please, don’t say that word again.
Oh really, you just insulted my constants!
It’s a vulgar, tacky word that reveals how ignorant you are.
Rania, I know you want us to be together -
but even these things need to have limits.
I feel like we’re two old people who only drink tea then go home.
I wish we could do something new.
- You know, something dangerous. - Dangerous!
- Take it off. - Take what off?!
Take off this knotted persona with a jumper.
Please Rania, don’t say the word knotted again.
I’m sorry.
Take me to a quiet street in Maadi area.
If you want us to do this stuff,
we can go to my place, no problem.
To appear daring and promiscuous -
there’s no need to talk of quiet streets.
Wafiq, take me back to the hospital.
- Why? - The patients!
Someone’s about to get a seizure.
A patient or you?
A patient, getting a seizure in 5 min. Take me back!
Ok, ok, but 5 minutes! Did you put him on a timer or what?
- Is this yellow duck yours? - Yes, Sir, why?
This only works in the slums you come from.
- This is not your territory. - Oh yeah, since when?
If I hadn't thought you’re a cop, I would've made a scene.
What do you want, Mister?
Ok, tell the people you work for -
that Kanny says this is the new stuff.
And that there’s other stu...
Tell them that Kanny says he’s at your service -
and that he’ll do whatever you want.
I never want to see you or this prick -
- here again. Or the ducks, understood? - Yes, Sir.
You only see me once and get away with it.
Are you ok, Kanny?
If you weren’t with me, I’d have crushed him.
Come on Kanny, even the noise was painful. Get in.
I’ll show him. Ok.
- Get in, man. Show him what? - I can’t walk.
Let’s go.
Wafiq? When did you get here?
Let me introduce you.
Omar... Doctor Omar, a colleague here at the hospital.
Wafiq, my fiancé.
- Nice to meet you. - Hello, how are you, doctor?
You should’ve seen what Dr. Omar did for Rania today.
Yes, really, thank you so much, Omar.
Today Wafiq, Omar fought with a guy -
that’s always on my case for attendance.
I could be only 15 min late and he’d write me up.
Oh, really?
Omar gave him a piece of his mind today.
If he’s any trouble, tell me.
Really, Omar, I can’t thank you enough.
Do you need a ride? Wafiq has a car.
No thanks. I’ll take mine.
I don’t have a car. Can I come with you wherever you’re going?
See you tomorrow, Rania.
- By the way, your nail polish looks great. - Thanks.
- Nice to meet you. - Same here, Sir.
- What’s with the nail polish? - Well, it’s my nails, Wafiq.
You think I don’t know what nail polish is?
Why is he telling you it looks great?
- Forget it, Wafiq. - Forget it? No.
What’s with the nail polish?
Forget it, Wafiq.
- He does nails, is that it? - Stop it, Wafiq.
What’s wrong?
When you have an issue at work, doctor,
you tell your fiancé not the osteopath.
And you’d have fought the man?
Of course not, how barbaric would that be?
The man’s only doing his job.
He doesn’t deserve to be terrorized.
Terrorized! He was being rude to me.
Poor you, you were only 15 minutes late.
15 minutes, Rania! And when is he supposed to react?
So me being late is the only thing wrong with the hospital?
I stay hours after my shift when needed.
This type of reasoning is called: A straw man fallacy.
Straw man! I’d just love to understand what you’re saying when we’re arguing.
Well, I do have a point to make, which I’m try...
Are you lecturing me?
I didn’t tell you because I knew you’d lecture me about attendance -
but this guy’s actually a jerk.
Can we finish this argument at your place?
- I shouldn’t get worked up while driving. - Why the hell not?
I want you to get worked up.
- You want me to get worked up? - Yeah.
- Ok. - Let’s go.
Why don’t you get married and live in your flat?
Well, you know I have problems with the landlord.
My dad is the one who rented the apartment.
So the landlord says I can’t live with my wife there.
- I’m being solidary with him. - You’re what?!
We’ve been renting the flat for 20 years for only 20 pounds.
Only two years ago we started paying 50 pounds and the neighborly...
I’ll say something but don’t take it wrong. Are you stupid?
What do you mean by solidary?
Do you think he’d be solidary with you?
Don’t be offended, but you have what’s akin to an ATM -
in private high school tutoring -
but you won’t use your card to withdraw the cash.
I’m sorry, I don’t have a card.
So how do you deal with those criminals you meet?
I try to find a common ground.
Rania, this thesis is everything to me.
I have to find a way.
I haven’t seen you with friends or colleagues.
It’s better that way.
Friends and co-workers tend to get you -
involved in petty things.
You start going to cafés,
talk about cars and all this trivial stuff.
Wafiq.
I need to say something.
But please don’t take it the wrong way.
Go ahead, I’m listening.
Wafiq, I... I feel that we’re not doing well.
We’ve been fighting a lot.
- There’s something missing. - What do you mean?
There’s this thing that happens between a man and a woman,
it’s got to be there.
There has to be this tension, this sort of a worry.
- A worry?! - Yes.
I need to feel electricity, get anxious when I’m about to meet you, for example.
Why, am I an aggressor?
Wafiq, I don’t know how to say it but you get it, right?
No, I don’t understand anything.
- That’s exactly the problem. - Sorry?
Wafiq, I want us to take a break.
A break, not seeing each other for a while.
- Something needs adjusting. - Ok, you’re right.
I’m with you on this.
Tell me exactly what needs adjusting, I’ll write it all down.
Write what down?
I’ll write what’s missing so we can fix it.
- You’re so kind, Wafiq. - Is that good or bad?
- I don’t know what to tell you. - I get it.
- Oh really, is that right? - Yeah!
- Consider us on a break! - Suit yourself!
I absolutely will!
- Hey, doctor. - Good evening, Bassem.
- My pal the doctor. - What is a break exactly?
It’s like a small pause between two halves.
- Oh, so we’ll be back again. - It depends.
Like this dumb girl, Mariam. She leaves me every week.
What should I do during this break?
The main thing’s not to mess around and get caught.
I only mess around with food, like putting okra on peas.
Eating banana with bread or macaroni sandwich!
That’s all the messing around I do.
Bassem, my buddy. God bless you. Listen,
create an application that says -
when the break is over, the days left.
The break is over, things like that.
- Sure, doctor. - My buddy, God bless.
- Hey doctor! Hey doctor! - My buddy!
People will see us, buddy.
- I love you doctor! - My buddy.
Ok Miss Rasha, where would you like to start?
I’ll tell you about my big family.
- Ok, go ahead. - Should I start?
Start.
Well, I come from a very big family, all Pashas from generations ago.
My dad was an honest man, a gentleman, like a movie star.
Never asked anyone for money.
My mom too came from a big family, just like dad’s family.
They met at the club.
A beautiful coincidence.
The first time their eyes met, they fell in love at first sight.
And their love story began.
She was so very happy.
They got along like a house on fire.
That’s how their love story began,
until we had a big crisis, I mean dad did.
He had a heart attack and we took him to the hospital. God rest his soul.
Sadly, part of our family were low lives, they dragged me down.
- But I got locked up unfairly. - How come, Miss Rasha?
Your file says that 23 pharmacists in the Greater Cairo -
- recognized you in a line up. - No, no that’s not true.
They were all on my case because I had issues with them,
as I’ve always stood tall and proud.
They ganged up on her because she’s alone. A pity!
I know you want criminals to study -
but since I left jail I’ve been walking straight.
Ok look, Miss Rasha,
if you’re worried that these videos will get out,
I’m telling you it won’t happen.
Unless you give permission.
- Sir, I’m not lying. - Never.
- This is my mom, Ms. Shamia. - Hello, ma’am.
Mom, this is Dr. Wafiq.
When did you get that TV?
I bought it today. Didn’t you say the old one had busted speakers?
You stole it, Rasha! You stole it!
- No, Mom. - Again, Rasha? Again!
Mom, I got my pay so I got you a new TV.
What pay? The company you work at -
was investigating you and this animal for stealing.
You want me to watch a series on a stolen TV?
What are you saying, Mom? Just listen.
- Listen to what? Look, Mister. - Yes, ma’am?
You look dumb as an ass!
If you’re doing business with these two, I’m telling you -
they’re both crooks.
What the hell are you saying, Mom? I can’t!
You can’t? Stop it.
Well, Kanny?
Yes, where are you?
I’m the one delivering your order.
Ok but which building is it?
I know you wrote the address but give it to me anyway.
Sometimes you write it wrong and we get lost.
Oh God, how rude!
Sorry but this client, you’re delivering to her or killing her?
Listen doctor, leave me the heck alone!
Alright.
And stop filming, I don’t want to be in videos.
Yes, there’s enough online.
You’re just a total jerk.
You’ve been flexing your muscles ever since the doc came.
Think you’re some Pasha’s daughter.
He hasn’t even heard what’s said about you.
You’re such a douche bag!
Miss Rasha!
I... I wanted to tell you something.
What?
- I really admire your type. - What does type mean? I don’t get it.
I mean I like your personality. Your independence.
Not everyone’s like you, doctor. People respect you.
Well, they don’t respect me that much but it’s ok.
How come? You’re a doctor teaching in college.
- And attractive too. - Attractive?!
You never flirted with girls before?
- Well, some courtship really. - Some what?
I mean there were niceties between me and my fiancée.
But we’ve stopped now, she wants a break.
Because you don’t flirt with her.
Girls need a man who can flirt.
The thing is I really don’t know how to, Miss Rasha.
- I’ll teach you. - I’d love that.
Say cool or let’s do that.
- Cool, let’s do that. - Okay.
When you see your fiancée tell her -
nice words like: Your body rocks my world!
Or is your mom a bee, honey! Or I like your style!
That’s good enough, I’m never going to say all this.
Thank you, Miss Rasha.
Ok, doc. I’m going to the drugstore.
I have a real bad headache.
- No Rasha, wait! - What is it?
I mean, you stay here. I’ll go get the medicine.
- Why? - Just trying to help.
Listen, I really do have a headache.
Hi Wafiq, how are you? I know you’re upset.
But I really wasn’t feeling good lately.
We were raised together and I always saw you as my big brother.
My big brother!
- Run doctor, run! - Why did you do this!
- Why Rasha, why? - Wait, wait!
What?
I was just kidding, I swear.
Goodness me! I was about to pass out.
Sorry doc, just a joke. As you made me laugh.
- Bad joke. - Sorry, let’s go.
- Very bad. - Come on.
Alright Rasha, God bless.
First week of field study.
Lots of material close to research models -
and lots of ideas about them,
which will need a long time to be reviewed.
See that, doctor Wafiq?
It’s like she’s telling me: come steal my phone.
A constant desire to be free of all logic or reason.
Yeah.
A pull towards instant motivation.
Following an inner rationale that is not based on reality.
Is it my fault you left the house?
What’s more important than getting your delivery?
Masteki... Teesh.
What language is that?
- Why aren’t you eating, doctor? - You go ahead.
Come on, dig in.
- Who’s speaking? - Who're you?
- Where're you? - You've my address.
Just tell me where...
She hung up. Ok, where’s her order?
- Rasha, calm down! - She hung up on me!
Tell me, as a friend.
Oh come on, spare me the friend bullshit!
Get your camera out, let’s get this over with!
I’m sorry Rasha.
I’ll put the phone away.
- Amen, your highness? - Amen.
She’s calling back, come to mama!
Do exactly as I say, please just give it a try.
What should I do?
Put the phone on speaker and say exactly what I tell you.
Alright, it’s on speaker.
Listen, if this order wasn’t important, I’d have never called back!
Your attitude is appalling!
Good evening, ma’am. Gently huh? Gently.
Good evening, ma’am.
- Gently. - Good evening, ma’am.
Some rude cow called me from this number.
It’s surely another cow’s number. Sorry!
It was surely someone else’s number.
It was surely someone else, ma’am, not us.
There’s an order for Nahla Magdy.
Yes, absolutely ma’am, we’re on our way to deliver it to you, ma’am.
Be right there.
Be right there! Are you calling a cab?
We’re on our way, ma’am.
Thank you. I’m waiting, call me when you’re here.
- My pleasure, - No, not that!
- Please, say it. - I won’t say it.
Say it or I’ll shout and let her know I’m here.
Fine, alright!
My pleasure. That’s for you not her.
Thank you so much, I wish everyone was like you.
Thanks a lot, goodbye.
- She thanked me! - See?
How did you do that? You’ve got to tell me, how?
It’s basic stuff.
Ok, give me some of this 'basis stiff'.
Some 'basis stiff'? You think it’s popcorn?
You need to calm down, Rasha.
It’s your daily bread.
Frankly doc, I’m over this job with those trashy people.
I want the heavy stuff. The ‘compwends’.
The what?
You know the high rollers?
Those who have high walls around them?
Oh, the compounds.
Yes, those. I want to jump the walls into these places.
Well, the first thing would be to learn how to address these people.
You can’t jump walls to meet them. You need to come through the gate.
You will get me in doc, won’t you?
- Amen. - At your service, Sir.
- Rasha please, that’s for the clients. - Ok, ok.
- My pleasure, Sir. - I’m leaving.
- Oh, I’ll stop. - You better.
- Come on, get in, Sir. - Ok.
- My pleasure, Sir. - Rasha!
Alright. Just trying it out.
I need to rehearse.
Rania!
Yes, Wafiq?
I was driving by the hospital so I decided to come say hi.
That’s good.
Did you want to say something?
- Yes. - What?
I wanted to check on the break.
Oh.
Honestly Wafiq,
well, I just need more time.
- I’m very sorry. - No, no. I understand. I understand.
- Alright, excuse me I have to go. - Sure.
- Rania? - Yes?
- Looking beautiful. - Swear!
- I swear to God. - Wafiq, are you ok?
- And your blouse... - What about it, Wafiq?
- The blouse... - What?
It suits you like a glove.
It’s an old blouse, Wafiq. You saw it before.
Yes, but your curves rule!
- You... you have this body... - What about it?
It rocks my world!
- Are you sure you’re ok? - I’m good really. I’m great, Rania.
Do you need a ride?
I’d love to, but...
I promised Omar and Hadeer we’d go out today, otherwise I’d come.
To find out where you learned all this.
- Can’t you postpone it? - Another time.
- Need anything? - I want you to be well.
She wants it all!
- What’s wrong? - Wafiq told me my body rocks his world!
Are you kidding me? You’re serious?
Hadeer, are there books that teach how to flirt?
There’s no such thing.
Or maybe documentaries or something?
- No? - No.
That’s the only way Wafiq would know to say these things.
The environment’s impact on psychological development...
Okay.
Amen.
If that’s what you want.
Then we’ll do one mandate and one parties.
- And one surprise quiz, kids. - No, no doctor. We’re sorry!
We’re so sorry doctor. Really!
That’s much better. Don’t bring out the meanie in me.
I want to know why you’re disinterested.
If you want to have a certain type of lecture, tell me.
If you like someone’s class, show me, I’ll do the same.
- Yes, go ahead. - I like the Nerd.
Is that a student with us here?
No. It’s a guy who does online educational videos.
- Videos on psychology as well. - Really? Can I watch one?
After a thorough research,
he deemed it very difficult -
to differentiate between normal and neurotic states.
The best tea for the best doctor!
Thank you, Rasha, you shouldn’t have.
Don’t mention it. I have only one Dr. Wafiq.
We should be thanking you.
Since we applied your teachings, work’s been great,
the company’s doing well.
- I’m glad. - Aiming for the compounds now.
- Is robbery still in your blood, Kanny? - Better image,
higher quality, more cash.
- You mean selling to compounds? - Yes.
To do that you need to have better offers than the rest.
Like what, doctor?
Like having...
An application maybe.
Yes, the whole world works with apps now.
Then you can deliver orders faster and safer.
Let’s get applicating!
- What does app mean? - It means application.
So it means we stay on our toes?! Never sleep?!
Forget about him, doc. Keep going.
Rasha, I have a very obnoxious neighbor -
who’s very good at applications.
I want to meet him.
- My pleasure. - Thank you, handsome.
Thank you!
Doctor, you’re talking to the best programmer in Egypt.
A very simple app.
I did one for a client but he was stingy, he wouldn’t pay.
- Anything for you, Doctor! - My buddy, my buddy.
I didn’t know you’d met Rasha, doctor.
Do you know Rasha?
- What’s that? - Rasha? Of course.
I used to buy stuff on fire from her.
Online, online.
- What’s going on? - Nothing.
- Online? Do you work in retail? - Among other things, doc.
- Oh, yes. - Alright, listen man.
What should we call the application?
If it’s a boy we can name it after the... Hey doctor!!!!
Stop it, buddy. That’s quite enough.
So cool! We’re going to have fun together.
What do you think, doctor? Is it good enough?
- For what? - My business.
- Your business? - Yes, I’m opening my own.
I’m in control of this territory.
So I told them bye bye. I’m off to the compounds.
Congrats, my dear.
I’m starting with my van, I’ll get another one,
have Hamada drive it and Godspeed.
Can I take a picture of this moment?
To document it! A start up, you know.
- Of course, doc. It’s your business too. - Thanks.
I’m serious, it’s yours, you’ll be my partner.
- I’m all about my study. - No sweat. Take your time to think it over.
- Wafiq. - Yes, Rania?
- Where're you? - What’s wrong?
We’re being held hostages at the hospital.
- Calm down, I’m on my way. - What’s going on?
Thugs are holding my fiancée as hostage.
- Oh my god, thugs! - Yes.
I’m coming with you. Wait for me, doc!
- Rania, who are these people? - They are thugs, Wafiq.
What happened?
We’re locked up. They’re breaking everything.
Get back!
Come on, speak!
Can I go up there?
No way, not until these doctors get what they deserve!
I just want to check on someone.
You think they’ll help? They just want cash.
So they can treat us like dirt.
- Come, doc. You can’t deal with this guy. - Wait, I’m opening a dialogue.
Give me 5 minutes. I’ll talk to him. Just wait for me.
So there’s no hope at all? Fine, it’s on you then.
- Are you doctors? - Look at my face and you’ll see.
Go tell your friends to come down with the doctors, or you’ll get a shot.
They left my relative with a broken arm for 1 hour, with a broken arm, is that fair?
- They were busy. - For an hour!
So what pal? What’s so vital about his arm?
He’s probably a junky like you.
With a broken arm, he can’t bug people anymore.
I swear to God, they started insulting us!
- And you’re very polite, aren’t you? - Thanks.
We’re not just any doctors.
Get him doc, don’t let him get away!
Grab that metal chair, on his knees!
- Good morning, doctor. Come in the van. - She’s my fiancée, Kanny.
You’re not taking me home?
No, find any ride home.
I still have work to do.
- Wafiq, I want you to make lots of cash. - What're you saying?
Just listen, I want you to make lots of cash,
so we can get married and live together, Wafiq.
You go home and I'll make that money and be there.
- Alright. - Go ahead.
- Goodbye. - We have a van.
Let’s go. I told you she’s my fiancée.
Poor those who suffer in love.
Shut up, Kanny.
- Rasha, sorry, can we make another round? - Why, doc?
Frankly, I’m scared of that dog.
- He gives me weird looks. - This one?!
Be careful, Rasha.
Oh my God, look at you! Come here.
You’re so cute. Oh my goodness!
Are you male or female?
Come over, doctor, don’t be scared.
What’s your name? What’s your name?
So cute!
I’m not scared, Rasha, but he doesn’t like me.
What's that! He’s so cute. Don’t be scared.
Come, give me your hand.
- Catch him! - No, no!
Rasha, please, I hate this.
Alright, alright he’s a nice pup, doc.
He likes you, he wants to play.
He chose me to play, out of all the other street dogs?
He’s got good taste.
Thank you, Rasha.
What for doc? I’m at your service.
By the way, I’m in.
- In what? - Working with you.
- Swear to God? - Swear to God.
I’m so pumped, what made you decide?
Well, I had two ways to try and make lots of money.
I could work in a horrid thing, like a friend of mine that I can’t stand.
Or I can work with you, and I chose you.
That’s so very awesome!
Rasha, Rasha please! The people.
- You can't... Well, the building. - Sure, doc, ok.
- Thank you, goodbye. - Goodbye, doctor.
Love you, doc.
Goodbye.
We all want to be happy
But what is happiness?
Tell me the meaning of happiness
Tell me, you happy one, tell me, tell me
- You gave doc a ride? - Yes, I did.
I want to tell you something, cousin.
Tell me.
The doc’s from a big family, he’s a professor and he’s engaged.
What you're thinking of,
- forget it. - I’m not thinking about anything.
Besides, I’m a human like anyone else.
Of course you are.
But a human with a record, a model in his research.
I’m telling you the truth for your own good.
Before you wake up from that dream you live in -
and find only a mirage.
And him working with us, forget that too.
You want him to be harmed by those following you? Harm your love?
Careful what you say, Kanny.
I know what I’m saying.
As long as he doesn’t know, he can’t be asked.
So he’s innocent like a baby.
His work is to teach, mine is to make plans.
Ok, cousin.
Live like an ant,
you’ll eat sugar.
No honey, I won’t live like an ant.
If you don’t grow; you regress and I want to grow, Kanny.
When I tried to live like an ant, everybody was stepping on my face.
So let’s just get to work.
Sorry doc, we had to make the rooms inside a storage,
until you get your own office.
It’s ok, it’s perfectly fine.
Look, doc, I made this for you.
- What’s that? Dr. Wafiq, the big boss? - Of course, the big boss.
You’re the brains and we’re the muscles.
We’ll be shipping all over the country.
I’m surprised. Why is it called the yellow duck?
Because it’s the yellow ducks that we fill with...
It’s new. We want to call it something new to attract attention.
I will give you all my time,
but only after I finish college work.
It turned out be easy
It turned out to be great
It’s working -
so why are you bugging people for no reason?
Look at the people, how beautiful they are
So what’s going on? Why are you ignoring them?
Look at the people, how beautiful they are,
they’re working so why do you leave them behind?
They keep hustling, hustling, running around in circles
Never stopping and what will they get?
Don’t narrow it down when it’s opening up
So what’s going on? Making things more difficult than they are
- What is it called? - The customer.
- Or the client. - So should I say: Hello, Client?
Let Rasha do the talking.
This is the Yellow Duck Shipping’s Training Officer speaking.
Left or right, you’ve got to say Amen
Two seconds go by so fast, so try to live a day or two
You understand what I’m saying, doc?
I’m happy with your work but don’t waste time talking to clients.
Have you changed your look?
You noticed?
- Do you like it? - Very cute.
Wow, very cute? That’s it?
You’re a very beautiful girl, Rasha.
And I’m just a grumpy man.
Even the students call me Dr. Knots.
I disagree, you’re attractive and you make me laugh.
Thank you.
You make me feel like a human being. You explain things to me.
I even wish I could work in college with you.
So I can be with you all the time.
Doctor Rania. I’m sorry! So sorry!
It’s just that Dr. Wafiq said to wait for you to go sit in the back. Please get in.
- Did you have a nice shift? - Nice? Very nice!
Just needed 2 drinks and a candle!
A patient was asking for that?!
Ok, we’ll give Rasha a ride then I’ll take you home.
Why? Take me home first, then you can give Rasha all the rides you want.
No, absolutely not, doctor.
I told you I never want to see this -
yellow duck or the kids that sell it, Fayyad.
And who’s the guy that’s always with them?
He seems to be their new boss.
You didn’t give me orders to move in, Sir. If you say so, I’ll crush them.
Fine, crush them Fayyad.
This order is very special.
By the way, Rasha.
I wanted to ask you about these ducks.
I keep seeing some that are slit from the side or the bottom.
It’s really weird.
Where did you see ones that are slit?
I saw one in the college lecturing hall.
Really? College students are the best!
Listen, doc. Let’s roll! We’ve got a problem.
- Roll! While driving? - Yeah.
You can’t pull one over Rasha the Pharmacist!
- Is this the police? - No, thieves!
- Let’s call the cops then, Rasha. - Let me concentrate, doc!
- Oh my God! - My goodness, Rasha!
I’m on it.
Please slow down, Rasha!
Hold on to your seat!
What are you going to do?
I’ll do one mandate and one parties.
And one get out of my way, you animals!
What do you mean?
Rasha, he’s coming straight at us. Look out, Rasha!
You lunatic!
No!!
Who're these people, Rasha?
Thieves who want to rob my van.
In a car that’s worth millions. They want to rob your van?
The worst thieves drive the best cars. But thank God, we made it.
Good morning, doctor.
Where were you, Rasha?
There was a break-in.
They beat Hamada and Kanny. They destroyed everything.
What’s going on? Are they the same people who were pursuing you?
- Answer me, Rasha! - Yes, yes, I’ll explain.
I can’t hide it any longer.
We are dealers.
You make deals?
What deals?
- What do you mean! - We deal in drugs.
This company’s a front, we don’t do shipping, we deliver drugs.
Our clients are druggies.
They buy anything from any site we collaborate with.
Anything cheap like a mobile, a cover, a charger, anything.
We agree on the note and address that they write on the app.
And based on that, we prepare their order.
It’s delivered hidden inside the duck.
The yellow duck?
Yes.
So I was teaching you how to interact with clients -
so you can sell them drugs more efficiently?
- I can’t believe it. - But my plan -
- was never to get you involved in drug deals. - Why should I be involved, Rasha? Why?!
You’ve nothing to do with it.
They got you involved against my will and yours.
Who are ‘they’?
They’re people who don’t like the fact we got so big.
They begrudge the fact that a girl like me can control their ground.
But my plan all along -
- was to keep you out of harm’s way. - I don’t care about your big plan, Rasha!
I have nothing to do with it.
They set a deadline, if I don’t hand you over, they’re going to kill us!
I thought maybe you robbed them.
Or some other creepy thing.
But drugs!
Me, a college professor! Working with drug dealers!
We have to think of what’s coming.
What’s coming, so there’s more?!
No, I’m not willing to see it and I don’t even want to see you!
They’re not going to leave you or me alone!
We’re on the same boat!
I’m sorry, Rania. I can’t talk right now. I’m sorry.
- There’s no class today. - Why doctor? It’s the third time.
Why so interested all of a sudden?
You only come to my class with the yellow duck, to get in the mood!
- What is it, Wafiq? - I need a break.
- A what? - A break.
Where are you Wafiq, can you call me back please?
Believe me doc, you’re the only one who can negotiate with them.
If I go, they’ll send me to my grave. But you, they’ll talk to you.
You know how to program people. Talk to me doctor, I’m begging you.
Mister Rashad.
I didn’t know anything about these drug deals.
All I did was train them to gain more customers.
So they can deliver more orders.
So that the drugs they have could be purchased and sold easier.
And then make incredible profits in...
What the hell?! What am I saying? What am I saying?!
Drugs!
I have absolutely nothing to do with drugs!
No, Mr. Rashad, I had a very small part in all this.
I was supposed to train small dealers,
so they could also acquire new clients.
Then we could distribute the drugs on a wider scale.
I call a friend and say:
Please bring me some drugs and he would.
To raise the price of the drugs... What the hell?!
I’m talking about it again.
With the same energy.
Did I start liking it or what?
Mr. Rashad. I’m just a simple man, Mr. Rashad.
I had a small part in all this. My role was to train them.
I didn’t know they hid drugs in the yellow ducks.
I’m actually sick. I have GERD, I’m not allowed to eat duck.
I was so stupid. Hanging around with them.
So you can convict me of sheer stupidity, Mr. Rashad but...
Mr. Rashad!
I wanted to respect you but you tried to deceive me. That’s bad!
Why didn’t you tell me Rasha was about to leave?
Leave!
Yes, I gave you my consideration,
I set up a meeting to find them but you both lied to me.
I swear to God, I didn’t know!
Anyway, say goodbye cos she’s leaving now.
If you come any closer, I’ll pull the trigger and blow your heads off.
- Wafiq! - Just wait, Rasha!
Wafiq, please stop.
They thought I was a harmless -
college professor, you could easily crush.
- Wafiq. - What?
Should I pull the trigger or can we have a win-win?
A zero-sum equation with different settings.
Good evening everyone, what’s happening here?
Is your hand ok, buddy?
It’s ok, thank God. I... I wasn’t going to do anything.
It’s just, you know, when you watch too many movies...
So you’re the doctor?
Not a medical doctor, a college professor.
- But I still haven’t... - Shut up! That’s enough.
So you’re the Big Boss?
That was just a joke.
A joke?!
It’s a joke!
As soon as I realized what you were doing,
I said: "There’s no way, this can never ever happen!"
This dirty little bug here cannot be doing all this on her own.
An application, gifts for clients,
Promo codes and a system.
Billiards and ping pong tables. Really?
Can this piece of trash be doing all this by herself?!
She’s got a head working with her, worth its weight in gold.
Show me your head, buddy.
Yes, yes, turn around.
Turn it to the left now, yes absolutely, that’s exactly it.
Worth its weight in gold!
No, Sir, you’re wrong.
I made the plans and I executed them. He has nothing to do with it.
Oh, my leg!
Listen doctor, I could’ve told Fayyad to kill you on sight.
But I thought that won’t do. I need you to bring her to me.
Because I can’t let this creepy crawler here,
this garbage, try to compete with me.
But to be honest, you being in the picture,
clinched the deal. It made things clear, obvious.
That’s why I’m going to kill her.
After I do, I have to punish you. Sorry, don’t get upset with me.
I have to punish you so that whatever happened -
doesn’t happen again. Ever.
My leg, Wafiq!
Please, Sir...
Rateb. My name is Rateb.
Ok, Mr. Rateb. Let’s not spill any blood, please.
I gave her three chances.
If one of your college students offended you,
three times in a row, what would you do to him?
Would you spare him? I’m sure you’d get him expelled.
I’ll expel her from the world. It’s simple.
- Yes, but you’ll lose. - I’m going to lose?
Yes, you’ll lose an existent network with its sources, storage and clients.
But if you let it be, it’s all yours.
And be the only competitor on the market.
Good thinking. I kill her and you become the boss of the whole shebang.
No. You’ll take the whole team or nothing at all.
Oh, he’s a valiant heart. A man of steel!
Well, well doctor. You should’ve said you were the boss from the beginning.
And that’s the reason why, it’s all settled. I agree.
You’ll work with me, right under my eyes -
and my guardianship.
One wrong move -
and you know exactly what I’m capable of.
You and your whole crew.
Oh, by the way, this Bassem guy, he seems very competent.
No, not Bassem. Leave him out of it.
He’s got nothing to do with this.
- How are you doing, Wafiq? - My name’s Dr. Wafiq!
Yes, yes, sure. Doctor Wafiq.
What you did with Rateb, I’ll owe it to you for the rest of my life.
Believe me, I tried so hard not to get you mixed up in this.
I swear to God.
- You know how much I care about you. - Yes, of course!
The dumb college professor,
that you took for a fool to get more clients.
And not just any clients. Clients who live in compounds. Very well played!
Bravo! Rasha, the Pharmacist!
It’s not your fault.
It’s mine because I trusted you.
You and your crew of petty felons.
From now on, here,
all I want to hear are 2 words:
Yes and ok. Do you understand me?
What the hell, doctor? You actually think you’re the boss?
Yes, I am the boss and you’ll do exactly as I say!
You’ve no idea what I had to do to save your necks.
I made a deal with the devil.
- Do you understand? - Alright, doctor. Alright.
It’s alright.
Hey, cousin.
This bullet in your leg will not go unavenged.
Oh, please shut up.
They did all they wanted with you and Hamada.
Leave me. Just leave me alone!
Sorry, I made myself comfortable. I didn’t have breakfast.
There’s eggs in the fridge.
It’s time to get to work, don’t you think?
Am I in the way? Sorry.
- Want some? - Just don’t eat it all.
I saw things about myself I didn’t want to see.
That I was able to deal daily with killers and reckless people.
I realized I’d been in a bubble completely isolated from reality.
I was faced with the worst reality imaginable.
I’d tell myself: I don’t have to be part of a world I basically refuse.
But then, I couldn’t take it any longer.
Yes?
What’s happening, doctor?
- I realized I’m not a kind person. - Doctor?
I’m weak.
I realized I’m not patient, I’m helpless.
Why didn't you tell me Rasha's a dealer?
I’m sorry.
You’ve no idea what I did for you.
I saved you from becoming a slave to merciless animals.
Don’t let me catch you -
with this yellow duck again.
What’s wrong, Wafiq? You haven’t said anything for an hour now.
I’m sorry Rania, we can’t be together anymore.
But why?
You were right when you were asking for -
The worry.
The electricity.
A quiet street in Maadi.
It’s just I’m not the right guy.
Even the events at the hospital,
I had nothing to do with it.
And all the money,
all this money I have now.
It’s the worst thing that ever happened to me.
The worst thing.
Like you said before,
a nice man -
but not a man you can admire.
You’re a beautiful, smart girl.
I never knew any other girls.
But unfortunately,
we cannot be together.
What really took me by surprise,
was what I felt for the most unlikely person -
I could ever feel anything for.
We found the biggest drug trafficking mastermind in the capital.
But we need your help.
- My help, Sir? - Yes.
A coordinated sting operation is underway to arrest him.
We have a source close to his organization.
This is the man that masterminds everything.
Him?!
In coordination with a group of felons that you know very well.
- You arranged a meeting for them. - Yes.
The source says his organization fused with another.
- A fusion as well, Sir?! - Yes.
But Wafiq remains the main mastermind.
That’s why we need your help.
Be careful, this guy doesn’t leave any evidence behind.
- He and his crew do a very clean job. - I know, Sir. He’s spotless.
An outstanding criminal mind.
- This guy, Sir? - Yes, I’m telling you! Listen to me!
He must be placed under surveillance 24/7, do you understand?
- If he coughs... - Coughs?!
Yes if he coughs, you do a report.
How many times he coughed and how.
With a hand over his mouth or not, understood?
- Understood, Sir! - You can go!
What?
- You can go, you can leave if you want to. - Oh yes please, excuse me, Sir.
I’ve found a way to free us from this slavery.
- What way? - We kill him.
- Kill who? - Who do you think? My mom? Rateb.
Please Rasha, I have no time for this.
Just listen to me. I have the best plan.
Stop planning, Rasha. It’s already a total mess.
Can you please listen?
Tomorrow’s Wednesday, you’ll meet Rateb to give him the cash.
Hamada pretends to clean the car.
As he cleans the wheel, he cuts the brake line.
It’ll be the last time we see Rateb.
- What about me? - You?
Yeah me, I’ll be in the car with him.
- Oh yeah, well, do something. - Really? Like what?
Do something. Don’t get in the car or jump out of the car.
Yeah, you’re right.
Let’s pretend I have the skill to -
jump out of cars as they’re moving, like you say.
What will happen with Fayyad?
I’ll take care of him! I’ve another plan for him.
- Just shut up, please! - Why?
I’m telling you, Rasha. Stop planning for anything.
You already have a bullet in the leg, just keep quiet.
Listen to me, doctor. Just hear me out. Hold on a second.
Get in.
- Where’s Mr. Rateb? - He’s home, waiting for you.
- Can you please check the brakes? - Sorry?
The car brakes, check them out.
Get in doctor. Stop the foolishness.
Oh God, I’m asking for Your protection.
Please God, protect me!
I told you before, I have a lot of admiration for you, doctor.
Thank you.
We’ve been working together for close to a month now.
That means the engagement period has been very successful.
So what are we both supposed to do now?
Why did you bring me here, exactly?
- To get married. - Sorry?
We have to get married.
Business and Science.
You know, Wafiq, very few people I’ve worked with have come here.
Is that the reason why they’re not alive anymore?
No, no. It has to do with trust.
I don’t trust people easily.
But when I had you followed,
I became certain you are the right partner.
Someone I can invest in,
so we can create something bigger, larger, greater and safer.
You know, Wafiq, the latest studies show that drugs -
contribute in healing fatal diseases.
Drugs have become legal in many countries.
They sell them in shops, no questions asked.
- In shops? - Yes, bread, cheese and drugs.
Matareya.. Helmeya
Congrats to the CEO of the biggest drug dealing company in Cairo -
and soon in all the provinces.
And maybe a PhD with honors.
So you can become Doctor Wafiq, the mastermind.
Good luck, doctor.
Look at me. Oh, so handsome!
Good evening.
They think it’s a wedding or something?
Hello everyone, today we’re discussing the doctoral thesis -
presented by the scholar Ahmad Wafiq -
and titled: “A detailed study -
"of the criminal personality.
"Personality traits and a special vision of the world".
But I would like Mr. Wafiq to present his research in his own words.
- Please, Sir. - Thank you, Dr. Bahgat.
Good evening, everyone.
Now.
Despite a few shortcomings, I’m happy to -
announce that the commission unanimously -
decided to grant Ahmad Wafiq his doctoral degree,
with excellence and honors.
You make us so proud!
- Long live justice! Long live justice! - So very proud!
Congratulations doctor! Thank God!
- I swear to God, so proud! - Thank God!
The curtain fits you perfectly!
I thought you’d show our adventures.
Some things can’t be shown, Rasha.
What? No, seriously, what?
You turned out to be some hot shot.
- Don’t you think, Rousha? - Yes, Mr. Rateb.
Congrats. Your research is over now.
I think it’s about time we complete mine.
Oh yes! That’s the one. I love it! It makes me feel optimistic.
No, no. No wrong moves!
What’s going on?
Mr. Rateb, please follow me quietly.
To spare ammunition, guns and victims.
And with no hassle to your respectable friends.
You’re respectable? Follow you where, Sir?
There’s no need for this.
If you want to see what your men are doing, one by one,
with footage and sound, I can show you.
Thanks to the Yellow Duck application.
- For Shipping and Dist. - You genius!
You are a hot shot, like Mr. Rateb said.
The Yellow Duck!
You did that?
Make that face of yours again, it makes me feel optimistic.
Curse the day I met you, you coward! You son of a gun!
You! You did this to me?
And that face you make,
it always made me feel pessimistic -
but didn’t want to show it.
Be my guest.
Let’s go, boss.
Asking Colonel Rashad Fouad -
about the cooperation of the so-called Ahmad Wafiq Ahmad Wafiq -
with the relevant authorities, he said:
How did Dr. Wafiq help you?
In truth, Sir, Dr. Wafiq was of great help,
it came through Dr. Bahgat.
Dr. Bahgat, you’re the only one who can help me now.
I’m being followed all the time.
Every week, I’ll be writing you about my situation.
Please give everything to Mr. Rashad.
That’s how we communicated, to keep him safe.
How did you monitor their moves?
Well, Dr. Wafiq introduced us to Bassem.
He created the application.
We used the application as a monitoring and recording tool.
We were able to monitor all Rateb’s crew’s movements.
And record everything.
Rasha, what was her part?
- Lighter, try it. - Peace be unto you.
Rasha joined us at the right time.
Mr. Rashad.
She helped place someone close to Wafiq.
To alert us if he was in danger.
I hope this will justify giving her a lesser sentence.
Write:
We are hereby releasing all of:
Ahmad Wafiq Ahmad,
Bassem Khalil Al Shazly, from the premises.
And transferring all of:
Khaled Sayed Mahmoud Arafa, aka Khaled Kanny,
and Mohamed Saeed Mohamed Kamel, aka Hamada Ringroad,
to the criminal court to consider the case.
Rasha Bayumi’s indictment in this case has been dropped,
witness is dismissed from the prosecution office,
as Colonel Rashad Fouad,
offered evidence of her assistance in the case -
to arrest Rateb Abul Ezz and his accomplices.
A Few Months Later
- What? - Sweet potatoes?
- We just had some. - Yes, you’re right. Grilled corn?
- I just ate 3 of them. - Yes, yes, true.
Two hummus, please.
No please, enough! My tummy’s completely bloated. I can’t.
You’re making me nervous.
- Tell me, doctor. - What?
You do love me.
- Let me explain. - No, you won’t!
We’ve been looking at each other for months. My eyes are hurting.
So, do you like me?
- Anyone would like you, Rasha. - I’m asking you, do you?
Look, actually on paper,
- we can’t just... - We can’t?
I mean we should try...
Try! Try what exactly, doc? Who do you think I am?
What, Rasha? You encourage me then it’s the total opposite.
Sorry, I don’t understand. Can you explain?
- I will, Rasha. - Good.
Our relation at its root and existence, has a number of paths.
The first one...
If you keep talking like that, we can’t even get close.
- Ok now listen here, girl. - What?
Instead of signaling with car lights, let’s park to the side -
and see where this thing is going, no ifs or buts!
Amen, why didn’t you say so in the 1st place?
So you only understand street talk?
Absolutely not. Too much street talk anyway.
- I like you as you are. Cute. - I’m cute?
You're allowed to be street wise but only with me, fair enough?
Fair enough.
- Swee... - What?
- Sweet potatoes? - Ok, if you want.
- 2 grilled corns please. - What the...
Is the camera ok? Smile doc, please.
Yes, smile.
You’re so cute. Gorgeous!
Welcome to our program: The Loosened Knot
Here we explain psychology in a very simple way.
Each time, we take a complex chapter that you find hard to grasp.
I hope I won’t add more knots.
- Oh my God, so great! - That’s it doc, we got it.
Such a cutie!
Ew!
Here’s the YouTube star, how are you?
- Thanks doctor, thanks! - You’re welcome, buddy.
Look at that! You should’ve told me you’re going online.
I would’ve come to cheer for you!
My hands are clean.
Kids at the center say they watch your videos.
- They get it? - They say English words.
You’ve become international. I like that.
How about I become your producer?
You’ll be trending, you’ll never come off it.
Not because of your weight, we’ll do awesome ideas.
Videos for exam nights: Dr. Knots Expects.
We’re psychologists and know the psyche of those who design exams.
You want them to make it so you can keep earning money.
I want them to make it in their lives, we’re not on the same path.
Are you all in knots again?
I see knots coming, is that you? You’re in knots?
What lives, man? Working as cashiers calling for Mr. Ashraf,
for the password as a client returned some cheese?
Or working in a call center, getting insulted -
because the item isn’t like the pic?
Or a salesman who doesn’t get his pay,
doing the rounds to sell a stupid fan?
That’s how you see them, that’s your ambition for them.
Oh come on, stop it. Shut up. Be realistic!
- We can’t all be doctors! - No, we can’t.
But whatever they do, they should be as good at it as doctors are.
When they remember me, I want them to say: Dr. Wafiq was good, he taught us.
What? All this to hear that? I can say it to you:
Dr. Wafiq was good. Again? Dr. Wafiq was good!
Do you like it? Should I whisper it? Dr. Wafiq was good...
Anyway, stay out of my way and stop reporting me.
I’ll keep reporting you.
As long as it takes, you’ll play the drums and I’ll report you.
You’ll keep reporting me?
Wafiq,
- all you have is thanks to me. - You’re on leave thanks to me.
I know a lot about you, Wafiq. Don’t forget.
I know a lot about you, too.
Fine, let’s keep it that way.
Friends in life but enemies for the cause.
You better believe it, I’ll be sticking around.
Yes, just like a fly. Oops!
Did I say fly?
Sorry, Fly!
A fly?!
Don’t touch your colleague!
- Nice to see you free, Hamada and Kanny. - Thanks, doctor.
Get in, Rasha.
- Mr. Knots! - My buddy!
What’s wrong with him? I’ll teach you!
Hold on, Kanny.
Wait doc, I’ll deal with him!
No man, you don’t get it.
It’s the doc’s program on YouTube and Tik Tok.
You make videos on Tik Tok? And hit it, hit it!
And ‘Like’, you bastards, right?
I didn’t get to that level, Kanny.
- Tell you what, doctor. - What?
I fear the day you scorn her for having a record.
I might scorn her for you. But Rasha, she has the beauty record.
Wafiq!
He learned a lot with the ducks. I’ll teach him as well.
You’ll teach him? Don’t let him get to you, Wafiq!
Get to him? He’s a fox.
He pulled one over me and Rateb.
- You fox! - My buddy.
Wafiq is my love.
- Behave, girl! - What’s it to you?
Shut up or I’ll say what you did in that pharmacy.
Can you stop bickering? Come on, get in.
- What pharmacy? - Look at me, you’ll get it.
You spit in my face if I do.
What is he saying?!
I don’t know if you’ll believe me but...
I missed them.
Did you notice? Try to notice
Grab some drums
Is it working or do you need a push?
Did you get your visa or meeza?
Happy to have met you
Was it cheaper than a fiver or a toothpick?
Or a toothpick?
A toothpick
Or a toothpick
My buddy, my bro
Did you have toast or a cake?
Did you make it?
Or did the Universe step on you?
Did you take your place in line?
Or still have no place at all?
Are you a thorn in the throat
Or a waterwheel pulled by a bull?
I learned things as I went
But what I learned was necessary
Man, you made my voice go hoarse
My voice go hoarse
Again, again, again
Again, again, again, buddy
Again, buddy, again, again
Did you manage to get some food
or hit the bottom of the pot?
My buddy, my bro
Did you get a special bread or any dough at all would do?
Was it a duck they were feeding?
Or a cat they were blindfolding?
Is it a situation that’s depressing
or are you flying pigeons?
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