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[light music playing]
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- [gentle ping]
- [electricity hums gently]
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[audience applauding, laughing]
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[man] I was right. I was right.
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Now, that's nice.
That's got me, that's good.
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Most people don't get me, you
know.
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Nobody's direct anymore, you
notice this?
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Everybody's got, like, a secret
language.
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It's like a code
for what they really wanna say.
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Like the doctor
who first told me my son was
autistic.
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You know, he says to me,
he says, "You know, the
autistic mind
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is wired in brilliant
and revolutionary ways."
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I said, "Oh, yeah?
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How so?"
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Because, you know, my son
didn't speak.
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Didn't speak at all for years.
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Communicated only in grunts,
growls
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and ear-piercing screams.
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[dramatic piano instrumental
playing]
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And then when he finally
started speaking, he wouldn't
shut up.
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- [audience laughing]
- It's true. He wouldn't. He
wouldn't.
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That doctor could've saved us
both a lot of time
if he'd just said the truth.
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Just slap those bitches,
and show 'em who's boss!
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- Ezra!
- Autistic kids don't give a
fuck, man.
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- Say my name! Say my name!
- [man] They don't. They don't.
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[indistinct shouting]
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[intense orchestral music
playing]
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You look good.
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How's work?
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Good.
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When did Ezra see Breaking Bad?
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We binged it last weekend.
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- Maybe we should be a little
more careful.
- What-- what do you mean?
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He's been reading
the New York Times since he was
five.
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He can handle Walter White.
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- [woman] Thank you for coming
in.
- Hi!
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- Hi, Jenna.
- Mrs. Lee, hi. Nice to see you.
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Max, you both know Dr. Tamarova.
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[Jenna] Mm-hmm.
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[woman]
Ezra, please stay with Anthony.
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Hi, hi, Ms. Cathro.
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Uh, what-- what's happening?
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Why is Ezra
not with the rest of the class?
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[Cathro]
He's really been acting out
today.
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I have other students
who want to learn,
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who count on me
to keep them safe.
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- I'm getting so tired of this
shit.
- Max, please.
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No, you know
that he's bullied here, right?
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Yeah, maybe he was trying
to make that vicious little kid
laugh.
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Ezzie came home
with a bloody lip last week.
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Anybody get expelled for that?
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Spoke to that boy's parents as
well.
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Right, but Ezzie's the bad one.
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[doctor] No, no, Ezra is not
bad,
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but today,
he was a danger to himself and
others.
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There it is, there it is.
The secret language.
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- I was waiting for it.
- [Jenna] Max.
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- Huh?
- Max! Stop.
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You can't expel him.
He's been working very, very
hard.
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And, yes, he has had his bad
days,
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but he's also met a lot of the
goals
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that you set for him.
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Ms. Lee, please.
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Y-You can't drop him.
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[man] Max, this autism shit,
it's depressing.
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[woman] You can talk
about whatever you want
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if you give us a reason to want
to listen.
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And I want to listen.
I think my cousin's autistic.
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- But it's gotta be funny.
- [man] See, the sign says
comedy on it.
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- It's not a funeral parlor.
- [Max] Huh.
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What is this, a fucking
intervention?
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[man 2] I disagree.
You need to go deeper, further.
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Make a whole set out of it.
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Well, make a whole evening out
of it.
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You know, "Disabilities with
Max."
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Well, I'm not telling jokes.
I'm storytelling.
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I know you're not,
but you gotta make it funny.
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Sad stories, Jackie,
you should see his sad stories.
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[Jackie] Oh, I've seen 'em
plenty.
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[man 2] Divorce is not for
pussies.
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[man] Nosy, dark, and sexy.
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Sorry to interrupt,
I just wanted to tell you
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- I loved your set.
- [man] There you go.
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- [Max] Thank you.
- You're welcome. I'm Susan.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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[man] I'd save the dough.
This guy is in mourning.
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[Max sobbing]
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[Susan] Hey.
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- Are you crying?
- Ah, come on.
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I'll call you.
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Really?
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No.
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[sighs] He cried, didn't he?
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It's his kid, my grandson.
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You hungry?
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Fix you something to eat.
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[piano melody playing]
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[Jenna] It's a bigger number
than we discussed,
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but it's exactly the
neighborhood
that you wanted.
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Listen, th-there are multiple
bids,
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so I think we have to come in
above the ask.
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I wish that wasn't the case,
but, unfortunately,
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it's still a seller's market.
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Ezra! Breakfast!
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[♪]
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[urine splashing]
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- Where'd you get the shirt?
- Come on. Cut it out. It's not
your shirt.
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- You sure it's not my shirt?
- I'm sure.
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Enrico moved to the Ritz.
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And my building is still
a union house,
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and there's an opening now,
so...
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- Yeah?
- ...I want you to consider that.
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Yeah, okay.
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I'm just not gonna be a
doorman, Pop,
thank you.
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There's nothing wrong
with being a doorman.
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And a man your age
shouldn't be living with his
father.
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They're expelling him. They
expelled Ez.
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They want me to put him
in a special needs school.
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Nah, none of it's special.
It's all bullshit.
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Yeah, there it is,
they're recommending drugs.
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Put him in a gym,
let him work off that special
sauce.
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- Yeah.
- But you gotta keep fighting.
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Yeah, keep fighting, right.
You know how much that's
costing me?
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I'm paying for her lawyer, my
lawyer.
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Jenna knows I'm broke.
Can I have a fork, please?
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She knows you're still not over
her, too.
That's one thing.
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Just cut it out already, all
right?
Give me a break. Come on.
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Okay, who cries after fucking a
stranger?
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That's crazy. You gotta move
on, kiddo.
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Believe me, I know what it's
like
to fuck things up with a woman
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and to get stuck with a kid on
top of it.
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More coffee?
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Yeah, what, am I new here?
I'll take a coffee.
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[siren blaring]
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Tell me something good, Jayne.
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I have something really, really
good.
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I'm not doing it. Nah, I write
for me now.
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- Come here.
- For me.
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Come here.
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I'm not sitting on your lap.
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I got something to tell you.
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Come on.
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You don't want me to get up.
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All right, no one's gonna
hire me in late night anymore.
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Conan fucking blackballed me.
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Well, you punched him in the
balls.
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Well, I was aiming for his
stomach.
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He's so fucking tall!
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- Why are you so crazy?
- [grunts]
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Listen, Robert Segal
has heard great things about
you.
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Robert Segal. What, Kimmel's
booker?
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He wants to see you
down at the Cellar tonight.
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No, I can't. I can't do it
tonight.
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I'm taking Ezzie
to The Big Lebowski tribute.
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We're gonna dress up like the
characters,
throw shit at the screen.
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- It's gonna be awesome.
- That's all cute, but not
tonight.
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I can't. I can't let the dude
down.
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You wanna do something for your
son?
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You get Mr. Segal
to book you on Mr. Kimmel.
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[Jenna] Okay, ready?
I'm getting the costume.
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Okay.
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Okay, this is cozy.
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- This is gonna be itchy.
- I know.
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[Jenna] Okay.
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- Okay.
- Wait, not now, I got it.
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- I got it.
- [Jenna laughing]
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You look so cute!
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- [Ezra screaming]
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm
sorry!
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- It's okay. Sorry. It's okay.
- [whimpers]
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- [pants]
- I'm sorry, Ezzie. It's okay.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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It's okay.
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- [traffic noise]
- [birds chirping]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[man] I got it, honey.
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Wow, look at you.
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- So, a lawyer walks into a bar--
- No, no. Don't do that, Bryce.
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- It's Bruce.
- Ezzie! Ezzie!
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And you're "Hay-zeus," the
bowler, right?
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It's "Jesus," man.
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- Jesus.
- Have you not seen the movie?
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No, it's been a-- oh!
And here's the Big Lebowski!
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I'm not Mr. Lebowski.
You're Mr. Lebowski.
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I'm The Dude.
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[Max] Well, not yet you're not.
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Let's see.
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Now you're The Dude.
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[Jenna] Let me see.
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Just in case. [clears throat]
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Okay, he's with me.
He's not gonna have a meltdown.
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Sure. Well,
we'll be back by 9:00,
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so just the movie
and straight home.
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- Promise?
- Yeah, I promise.
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- Okay!
- Okay.
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[Jenna] Okay.
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- Straight home, guys.
- Yeah. You, too. Okay?
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- [Jenna] Have fun!
- [Max] All right.
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[Bruce] He didn't like my joke.
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[hard rock music playing]
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[overlapping chatter]
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You're nice.
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[man] What's up, buddy?
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[Max] Jack-Jack-Jacquelyn.
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- What's up, Max?
- I'm gonna go get changed.
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- Hey, Ezra.
- Hi.
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Have you been
to a costume ball, then, love?
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No. Big Lebowski, 7:00 p.m.
show.
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Oh! Great movie. Love it.
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I'll have a White Russian.
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Virgin White Russian for The
Dude.
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Actually, pineapple juice.
I'll have a pineapple juice.
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- You make me think of pirates.
- Really? That's weird.
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Yes.
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Even though the pirate accent
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is typically West Country
English.
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Yaarrgh!
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The Irish are fine pirates.
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[door creaks open]
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Oh! Drop the lobe! Drop the
lobe.
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Max is stoned, everyone. Max is
stoned.
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Really, dude?
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[Emma] I don't know if anyone's
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in an interracial relationship.
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I'm in one. My girlfriend's
Puerto Rican.
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- Yes! Thank you. I appreciate
that.
- [Max] See him?
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Okay, see the guy over there
with glasses?
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That's him.
Okay, I need my Ezzie mojo, okay?
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You ready to be my good luck
charm?
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Find me a more unhappy human
being.
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Depressing. Why would I do that?
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Don't be so literal, Ezzie.
Come on, let's go.
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Every time my dad
interacts with a gay person, he
calls me.
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- [audience laughing]
- [Emma] Every interaction.
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It doesn't matter how small it
is.
He called me the other day.
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He was like,
"Emma, I was at the grocery
store,
238
00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:22,095
and I looked over, and I saw a
lesbian."
239
00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:25,443
And I was like, "That's great,
dad. How did you know she was a
lesbian?"
240
00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:28,273
He said "Well, she looked like
you."
"Goodbye, Pop!"
241
00:11:28,377 --> 00:11:30,897
- Okay, guys, ready for your
next comic?
- [audience cheering]
242
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,416
Gimme the mojo.
Gimme the mojo! Gimme the mojo!
243
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,246
One of my personal favorites.
244
00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:37,697
He was a writer for some
of the biggest names in the
business.
245
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:38,974
Now he writes for himself.
246
00:11:39,077 --> 00:11:40,630
Clap it up for my buddy, Max
Bernal!
247
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:41,631
Let him hear ya!
248
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,875
- [audience applauding]
- Yes!
249
00:11:43,979 --> 00:11:45,912
[audience cheering]
250
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,501
- That's Emma Willmann! Give it
up!
- [audience cheering]
251
00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:53,160
- How we feeling?
- [audience] Good.
252
00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:55,438
- Now, take it easy. I don't
really care.
- [audience laughing]
253
00:11:55,542 --> 00:11:59,132
My son is here tonight!
That's right. My son is here
tonight.
254
00:12:00,996 --> 00:12:02,549
Dying of shame.
255
00:12:02,652 --> 00:12:04,309
Stand up, and take the wig off,
Ez!
256
00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:08,072
- Stop talking about me!
- [audience laughing]
257
00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:10,591
Okay. I didn't expect that.
Uh, you know,
258
00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:12,179
try to have a little respect,
okay, Ez?
259
00:12:12,283 --> 00:12:14,872
I'm up here humiliating myself
to give you a better life.
260
00:12:14,975 --> 00:12:17,046
- [audience laughing]
- All right.
261
00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,738
I'm good to you, you little
prick.
262
00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:20,809
- Not like my old man.
- Pop-Pop!
263
00:12:20,912 --> 00:12:22,949
That's right. Pop-Pop.
264
00:12:23,052 --> 00:12:25,054
That's the last time
he'll speak, by the way.
265
00:12:25,158 --> 00:12:28,161
Pop-Pop, that's actually
the perfect name for my old man.
266
00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:30,922
Pop-Pop. It's like two gunshots.
267
00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:33,476
One to the head,
one to the heart. "Pop! Pop!"
268
00:12:34,201 --> 00:12:35,651
Let me tell you a little bit
about my old man.
269
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,827
This guy, you know, he was a--
one of the top gourmet chefs
270
00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,518
in New York City back in the
day.
271
00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:43,279
Worked at all the top
restaurants.
It's true, you know.
272
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:45,695
Every one of which he got
shit-canned from
273
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,732
because nobody
could stand working with him.
274
00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,492
I mean, the guy got driven out
of town,
275
00:12:49,596 --> 00:12:52,116
and the only place
he could find a job as a chef
276
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:54,739
was at a steakhouse in Nebraska.
277
00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,706
- [audience] Ooh!
- That's right.
278
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,917
You know cuisine in Nebraska, man.
279
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,746
- There isn't any.
- [audience laughing]
280
00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:06,820
I mean, you kill it, they grill
it,
you get a Michelin tire, see?
281
00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:09,340
So, I'm five years old,
I'm living in Nebraska,
282
00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:12,170
it's my birthday party,
and you know, it's a lot of
pressure.
283
00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:14,966
I mean, you know, I've got
these fat farmers' kids staring
at me.
284
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:18,798
I'm the only thing standing
between them and the cake, so,
you know...
285
00:13:19,522 --> 00:13:23,009
Papier-mâché bib, it's 1980,
so you know everything I'm
wearing
286
00:13:23,112 --> 00:13:24,527
is made out of napalm.
287
00:13:24,631 --> 00:13:27,254
I bend down, blow out my
candles,
288
00:13:27,358 --> 00:13:29,222
I'm about to do it when I hear
my pop say,
289
00:13:29,325 --> 00:13:31,603
"Blow out your fucking candles,
Max!"
290
00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:33,053
[audience laughing]
291
00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:36,160
I flinch. I fall forward.
292
00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:39,094
Candle lights me up.
I light up like a fucking road
flare.
293
00:13:39,197 --> 00:13:41,682
I'm telling you, I am on fire!
294
00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:44,237
My old man,
he grabs his Dr. Pepper,
295
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,446
he puts me out like a
campfire, and says,
296
00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:49,967
-"You want some cake, Maxie?"
- [audience laughing]
297
00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:51,451
I says, "No, Pop.
298
00:13:51,554 --> 00:13:53,453
- I want my eyebrows back!"
- I want my eyebrows back!
299
00:13:53,556 --> 00:13:55,904
[audience laughing]
300
00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:57,664
Thanks, kid.
301
00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,528
I'm gonna go kill my son.
302
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,531
Hey, I think it's great
that you memorized my set,
303
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,360
but you can't be steppin'
on my punchline, buddy.
304
00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:06,949
I can't let the train go off
the rails!
305
00:14:07,053 --> 00:14:09,641
Okay, Ez, here comes Mr. Happy
now.
306
00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:13,507
Okay, just whatever you're
thinking,
don't say it, okay, please.
307
00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:14,923
- Good set.
- Thank you.
308
00:14:15,026 --> 00:14:17,028
- I think I'll book your kid.
- Ha!
309
00:14:17,132 --> 00:14:18,581
You're still not funny, Bob.
310
00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:21,826
Ezzie, meet Mr. Segal.
Bob, this is my son, Ezra.
311
00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:24,277
So, um, next week, a producer
comes in
312
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,796
- to see you and Sal Argento.
- All right.
313
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,938
And then, one of you is doing
the Kimmel show in Los Angeles.
314
00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:33,182
Mr. Segal, are you sad
because you're bald?
315
00:14:34,218 --> 00:14:36,013
- He's dark.
- Mm.
316
00:14:36,116 --> 00:14:38,222
Like his daddy. [chuckles]
317
00:14:38,325 --> 00:14:40,258
- Get your best stuff together,
Max.
- Okay.
318
00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:42,812
- All right? You're gonna need
it.
- All right. All right.
319
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,297
[Bob chuckles]
320
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,714
Sad and bald? That's you not
talking?
321
00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:50,406
- [Ezra] I was just asking a
question.
- [Max] Okay.
322
00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:53,582
Come on, let's get out of here
before your mother kills me.
323
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,446
- [Ezra screams]
- Sorry. Sorry.
324
00:15:01,762 --> 00:15:02,625
[Max] Well...
325
00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:10,426
[yawns] Oh, my god.
326
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,152
[Max] Okay. [grunts]
327
00:15:12,256 --> 00:15:14,258
Snug as a bug in a rug.
328
00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:15,328
[inhales]
329
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:16,570
[sighs]
330
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:20,609
- [screams]
- Okay. All right, all right.
331
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,024
I wasn't doing anything.
332
00:15:24,854 --> 00:15:27,581
Hey. We had a good time, right?
333
00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:29,480
- Just one more.
- [screams]
334
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,690
All right, all right! Hey. I
love you.
335
00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:35,658
Good night.
336
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:43,218
Who says autistic kids can't
communicate?
337
00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:46,393
"Ah, get out of my room!"
And I'm out. Yeah.
338
00:15:46,497 --> 00:15:48,464
He's the best communicator in
the world.
339
00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:50,432
You can use the sensory brush
next time.
340
00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:52,710
Nah, nah, nah,
the brushing thing is your
thing.
341
00:15:52,813 --> 00:15:54,470
What is he, an alpaca?
342
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:57,232
You did a set at the Cellar,
and you promised me you
wouldn't.
343
00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:59,268
- You're driving me crazy.
- I'm sorry, okay?
344
00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:01,270
A guy from Kimmel came to see
me,
345
00:16:01,374 --> 00:16:04,342
- and I needed my good luck
charm, right?
- Oh.
346
00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:06,413
You know me. I needed my mojo
man.
347
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:09,071
Did you read Dr. Tamarova's
assessment?
348
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:14,387
Look at you. You are so pretty.
Come on. Give me a kiss.
349
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,009
- Brad's gone already.
- Stop it.
350
00:16:16,113 --> 00:16:18,287
It's Bruce, and he's in the
kitchen.
351
00:16:19,909 --> 00:16:22,326
- Brian is in my kitchen?
- [Bruce] Hi, Max!
352
00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:24,259
You know, he's never gonna
belong in our house.
353
00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:26,502
Max. This is my house. Did you
read it?
354
00:16:26,606 --> 00:16:28,780
[sighs] Yeah, I read it. I read
it, yes.
355
00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:30,920
But it was a mugging.
They just want him out of there.
356
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,716
The Board of Ed will pay for him
to go to a special needs school.
357
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,270
He doesn't need a special
school.
358
00:16:35,373 --> 00:16:37,858
Max, he led 20 kids
onto Washington Street.
359
00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:40,654
- It was incredibly dangerous.
- Okay, but he's not dangerous.
360
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,001
He's a challenge.
361
00:16:42,104 --> 00:16:44,106
Fuck. Nobody wants to do the
fucking work.
362
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:46,902
The work? The work. All I do is
work.
363
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,629
You come here, you play dress up
to take him to comedy club.
364
00:16:49,732 --> 00:16:51,907
- Bring him home at midnight.
- That's not what I meant, okay?
365
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,150
Look, we're on the same team,
Jen.
366
00:16:53,253 --> 00:16:56,153
You know how he thinks.
I know how he thinks.
367
00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:58,189
He just needs to be seen, Jen,
you know?
368
00:16:58,293 --> 00:17:02,400
And heard and-- and appreciated
for what he has to offer.
369
00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:05,058
Yes, yes, but he also needs
to be able to give us a hug
370
00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:06,301
without screaming.
371
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,443
It's an opportunity, Max.
372
00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:13,998
He'll be with trained teachers
and aides
373
00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:15,275
in a school built for
him,
374
00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:17,139
how he needs to learn.
375
00:17:18,485 --> 00:17:19,831
No bullies.
376
00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:23,283
He'll be with kids just like
him.
377
00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:28,668
- Nice. Kids like him, huh?
- Okay.
378
00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:31,498
- That's not what I meant.
- You know what? I know what you
meant.
379
00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:34,053
Here's the thing, I'm a kid
like him.
380
00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:37,539
And kids like us, you know what
we need?
To be with all kinds of kids.
381
00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:40,921
So, no, I will not accept
her recommendation fucking ever.
382
00:17:41,232 --> 00:17:43,821
- [door opens]
- [sighs]
383
00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:44,856
[door shuts]
384
00:17:53,555 --> 00:17:55,695
- [Bruce] You all right?
- [Jenna] No.
385
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,491
It never fails!
386
00:17:58,594 --> 00:17:59,906
Every time we get close to
something
387
00:18:00,009 --> 00:18:01,045
that might actually work,
388
00:18:01,149 --> 00:18:02,805
Max has to blow it up!
389
00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:05,429
This is the third school
that Ezra's been expelled from.
390
00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:09,088
There's no other options.
What am I supposed to do?
391
00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:11,607
[Bruce] Well,
I could get rid of Max for you.
392
00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:13,885
- [Jenna] Oh, you can do that
for me?
- Yeah. I'm a lawyer.
393
00:18:13,989 --> 00:18:15,370
I have no moral compass.
394
00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:19,512
Besides, I know a guy.
They call him Jimmy the Hatchet.
395
00:18:19,615 --> 00:18:23,274
Bang, bang, bitches. Cut off
his head,
and feed him to the fishes!
396
00:18:23,378 --> 00:18:27,692
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
397
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:35,493
[Ezra murmuring in panic]
398
00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:39,946
- [dog barking]
- [woman] Get down! Get down!
[indistinct]
399
00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:42,362
- [car honking]
- [tires screeching]
400
00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:53,166
[Jenna] It won't be
too much longer, sweetie,
401
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:55,755
but you scared the hell out of
me.
402
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:01,416
Honey, why'd you sneak out
of the house like that?
403
00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:04,384
Hmm? Please don't do that ever.
404
00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:09,286
- Say you'll never do that.
- I won't ever do that.
405
00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:11,633
Miss Demuzio saw you run in the
street,
406
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,980
and then a taxi came out
and then he hit you.
407
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:16,051
- I mean, you could've been--
- A dog tried to bite me.
408
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,260
I had to get away from his
teeth.
409
00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:20,504
Hey, Jen. They're almost ready
for him.
410
00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:22,161
No!
411
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,301
- [Jenna] It's okay.
- [Max] Hey.
412
00:19:24,404 --> 00:19:27,166
- Hey. Dad's here.
- What's happening?
413
00:19:27,269 --> 00:19:29,098
Hey, buddy. Hey, hey. You okay?
414
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:32,378
What's going on? Huh? What
happened?
415
00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:35,381
- 14th Street Viaduct to
Manhattan Avenue.
- What?
416
00:19:35,484 --> 00:19:37,624
- Three blocks to the park at--
- Hey, hey, I know--
417
00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:39,764
- I know you know where Pop-Pop
lives.
- I'm sorry.
418
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:42,422
Don't be sorry, okay? Just tell
me what--
419
00:19:42,526 --> 00:19:43,941
- You're mad.
- No, I'm not mad.
420
00:19:44,044 --> 00:19:45,356
Okay, I'm not mad--
421
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,186
Okay, you know what?
Yeah, I'm a little bit mad.
422
00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:49,222
Eyes. Eyes. Ezzie.
423
00:19:49,326 --> 00:19:52,260
- What were you doing running
outs--
- Can I talk to you for a second?
424
00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:54,710
[sighs]
425
00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:55,884
- Hey--
- [Ezra growls]
426
00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:01,441
[nurse] Ezra Bernal.
427
00:20:01,545 --> 00:20:03,857
- Why's he in the middle of the
hallway?
- They need to run tests.
428
00:20:03,961 --> 00:20:06,377
What do you mean tests?
What tests? You mean like
X-rays?
429
00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:08,103
- Psych evaluation.
- What do you mean psych eval--
430
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,933
- [medical bed rattles]
- Hey, where you going? Hey, no, thanks.
431
00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:12,970
- I had the same reaction.
- What psych evaluation?
432
00:20:13,073 --> 00:20:15,144
- He got hit by a cab.
- It's protocol for children.
433
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:18,078
- Excuse me. Is there a problem?
- Yeah. We need to see a doctor, please.
434
00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:21,668
- I'm Dr. Kaplan.
- Oh, okay. We-- hey, stop!
435
00:20:21,772 --> 00:20:23,636
Sir, you need to let the man do
his job.
436
00:20:23,739 --> 00:20:25,741
Yes. Let's just relax. Just--
437
00:20:25,845 --> 00:20:27,743
- Dad?
- Yeah, I'm right here, buddy.
438
00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:29,400
- [Jenna] We're here, honey.
- Don't worry.
439
00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:31,057
We're gonna sort this out
in a minute, okay?
440
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,369
[♪]
441
00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:36,407
[sirens wailing]
442
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:51,422
They made me draw pictures,
443
00:20:51,526 --> 00:20:55,426
stuck lights in my eyes
and asked me questions.
444
00:20:56,393 --> 00:20:58,395
What kind of questions?
445
00:20:58,498 --> 00:21:03,089
They asked me if Mom or Dad
ever tried to hit me.
446
00:21:03,192 --> 00:21:05,367
If I had ever tried to hurt
myself.
447
00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:09,785
Okay, I'm sorry
they asked you that kind of
stuff.
448
00:21:11,408 --> 00:21:15,826
Are they gonna make me live
449
00:21:15,929 --> 00:21:17,276
somewhere else?
450
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,624
- Like in a hospital?
- No.
451
00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:22,281
They can't.
452
00:21:22,384 --> 00:21:25,698
You have family,
and they have to answer to us.
453
00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:29,736
- So, that's not gonna happen.
- Okay.
454
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,186
Next move.
455
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,533
- You sure you want to do that?
- Oh, yeah.
456
00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:36,295
KO.
457
00:21:36,398 --> 00:21:39,090
You had to do that, didn't you, huh?
458
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:44,095
- [footsteps approaching]
- Hi.
459
00:21:44,199 --> 00:21:45,511
Thank you for your patience.
460
00:21:45,614 --> 00:21:47,927
I know it's been a long night.
461
00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:49,238
I have some good news.
462
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,275
We are going to send Ezra home
this morning.
463
00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:53,622
- [Jenna sighs]
- But because of his age
464
00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:56,176
and because a witness
saw him run in front of a cab--
465
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,488
That's bullshit.
466
00:21:57,592 --> 00:21:58,834
Please. Let him finish.
467
00:21:58,938 --> 00:22:00,974
Ezzie would never just
run in front of a cab.
468
00:22:01,078 --> 00:22:03,322
- Just listen to the doctor.
- [doctor] I know this is
traumatic,
469
00:22:03,425 --> 00:22:05,462
but I'm doing what the law says
I must do.
470
00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:07,256
Ezra is technically a ward of
the state.
471
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,121
- You don't have that right.
- Legally, he does actually.
472
00:22:10,225 --> 00:22:11,502
Let's just hear the doctor out.
473
00:22:11,606 --> 00:22:13,435
[doctor] Ezra has a history
of fleeing
474
00:22:13,539 --> 00:22:14,988
and putting himself
in danger.
475
00:22:15,092 --> 00:22:18,302
Now, I'm not going to put him
into a pediatric psych ward.
476
00:22:18,406 --> 00:22:22,617
But I am going to require him
to attend a school for special
needs.
477
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,620
And I would like to try
a prescription for Risperdal.
478
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,830
Risperdal? That's an
antipsychotic.
479
00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:31,557
- Your son has been a danger to
himself.
- He has not!
480
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:34,353
Max! He nearly died! That
happened.
481
00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:36,009
Just let him finish. Let him
finish.
482
00:22:36,113 --> 00:22:38,702
[doctor] We are going to
revisit this
in three months.
483
00:22:38,805 --> 00:22:41,946
But right now,
Risperdal is the correct
medication.
484
00:22:47,745 --> 00:22:49,816
- [Bruce] Max.
- No, no. I just--
485
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,336
- You got a lot of Risperdal
here.
- [Jenna] Max.
486
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,304
What do the drug companies
give you for pushing this on
kids?
487
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,685
You get a free fucking badge?
488
00:22:56,789 --> 00:22:58,446
- Hey, Max, come on. Take it
easy.
- Take it easy.
489
00:22:58,549 --> 00:23:00,448
Now, I see where
the dangerous behavior comes
from.
490
00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:02,553
- Oh, excuse me?
- [Bruce] Max!
491
00:23:02,657 --> 00:23:04,037
You son of a bitch!
492
00:23:04,141 --> 00:23:05,763
- [doctor grunting]
- [objects clattering]
493
00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:09,733
[sirens wailing]
494
00:23:09,836 --> 00:23:11,804
- [Max] No. I'm not doing that.
- [Bruce] Max.
495
00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:13,461
I got Dr. Wells
to drop the assault charge,
496
00:23:13,564 --> 00:23:15,670
- but you gotta go with the
program.
- Fuck that guy.
497
00:23:15,773 --> 00:23:18,120
- He's a drug dealer.
- He's in control is what he is.
498
00:23:18,224 --> 00:23:21,883
Of the special ed school,
the medications, all of it.
499
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:27,923
[stammers] And what about the,
uh,
about the restraining order?
500
00:23:29,615 --> 00:23:32,790
Three months. You can't go near
Ezra.
501
00:23:32,894 --> 00:23:36,104
I'm sorry. It's the judge's
decision.
502
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:39,314
I can probably get it down
to a month if you use the
behavior cards.
503
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,868
Fuck those cards. He pisses on
those.
504
00:23:41,972 --> 00:23:45,320
You want to go home
or you wanna spend another
night in here?
505
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,528
It's up to you.
506
00:23:48,944 --> 00:23:51,222
- [birds chirping]
- [kids playing]
507
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,502
[sighs]
508
00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:04,443
Must have been humiliating
being rescued by your wife's
boyfriend.
509
00:24:04,546 --> 00:24:06,272
[Max] Please stop talking.
510
00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:08,274
She's obsessed with this retard
crap.
511
00:24:08,377 --> 00:24:10,379
Hey, what's wrong with you, huh?
512
00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:14,522
Nobody says "retard" anymore,
okay?
Nobody. Don't say it again.
513
00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:16,109
[Pop-Pop] Okay. I won't say it.
514
00:24:18,664 --> 00:24:20,217
You know, it's a felony having
this.
515
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,598
That's a lot of bullshit.
516
00:24:21,701 --> 00:24:24,117
I served my country.
I have a right to have this.
517
00:24:24,221 --> 00:24:26,119
Food. You served food.
518
00:24:28,743 --> 00:24:32,263
I had no choice.
Now they're telling me I can't
see Ezra.
519
00:24:33,161 --> 00:24:36,095
I-- I got no say
in what drugs they're gonna
give him.
520
00:24:36,198 --> 00:24:38,407
What school they're gonna put
him in.
What the f--
521
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:40,271
[indistinct chatter on radio]
522
00:24:44,206 --> 00:24:45,898
You got anything to say?
523
00:24:46,001 --> 00:24:49,798
- She cut you out good. I know.
- She didn't do this.
524
00:24:49,902 --> 00:24:51,593
She didn't have to.
I just picked you up from
prison.
525
00:24:51,697 --> 00:24:52,836
What are you talking about?
526
00:24:53,008 --> 00:24:54,493
- That's the best you got?
- What am I gonna say?
527
00:24:54,596 --> 00:24:56,529
You rush in blind,
you get knocked on your ass.
528
00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:57,875
You can't control your own
power,
529
00:24:57,979 --> 00:24:59,049
then what the hell do you have?
Nothing.
530
00:24:59,152 --> 00:25:00,568
Says the guy who knocked out a
customer
531
00:25:00,671 --> 00:25:01,672
because his steak was
overcooked?
532
00:25:01,776 --> 00:25:02,880
That was a perfect steak.
533
00:25:02,984 --> 00:25:04,295
Ah, you see now, there it is.
534
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,435
- There's my twisted
moral compass.
- That's right. Whatever.
535
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:07,678
Whatever's right. Yeah.
536
00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:09,162
Maybe if that were true,
we'd still be in Nebraska,
537
00:25:09,266 --> 00:25:10,750
I'd still have a mother,
what do you think?
538
00:25:10,854 --> 00:25:12,476
- [tires screeching]
- [cars honking]
539
00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:13,891
What are you doing? What are
you doing?
540
00:25:13,995 --> 00:25:15,962
- [Pop-Pop mumbles]
- Stop.
541
00:25:16,066 --> 00:25:18,378
- [horns honking]
- I'm sorry, all right?
542
00:25:18,482 --> 00:25:19,966
I just-- I didn't mean to bring
that up.
543
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:22,659
Fucking guy says to me,
"Hey, stupid, there's no blood
on my plate."
544
00:25:22,762 --> 00:25:24,764
I say, "Hey, I'm sorry."
And I punch him in the face.
545
00:25:24,868 --> 00:25:26,248
I say, "Now there is blood on
your plate."
546
00:25:26,352 --> 00:25:28,250
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about my mother.
547
00:25:28,354 --> 00:25:30,252
Now what, now you're gonna
start blaming everything
548
00:25:30,356 --> 00:25:32,323
that's wrong with you and your
life
on me and your mother?
549
00:25:32,427 --> 00:25:34,394
Get the fuck out of here!
550
00:25:34,498 --> 00:25:35,879
You know what? You're a fucking
asshole!
551
00:25:35,982 --> 00:25:38,433
Fuck you.
Learn how to fucking cook a
steak.
552
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,780
- [woman] Move the car!
- [cars honking]
553
00:25:42,299 --> 00:25:43,127
[Jenna] Got it?
554
00:25:50,307 --> 00:25:51,204
Good job.
555
00:25:57,107 --> 00:25:58,936
Do you really think you should
wear
the dinosaur costume
556
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,904
on your first day at a new
school?
557
00:26:01,007 --> 00:26:01,939
Hmm.
558
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,218
Hey, it's gonna be great.
559
00:26:05,322 --> 00:26:09,602
There's gonna be all these new
kids, and you're gonna find
the nicest ones.
560
00:26:13,744 --> 00:26:15,297
Hey, psst, Ezra.
561
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,645
Ezzie.
562
00:26:19,508 --> 00:26:20,855
- Ezzie.
- [growls]
563
00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:24,928
[classical piano instrumental
building]
564
00:26:32,452 --> 00:26:36,629
[indistinct chatter]
565
00:26:40,806 --> 00:26:45,396
[school bell ringing]
566
00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:51,368
[teacher] Okay, everybody.
Inside!
567
00:26:51,471 --> 00:26:55,303
[♪]
568
00:26:59,652 --> 00:27:01,689
You've got to head in, Ezra.
569
00:27:04,761 --> 00:27:07,626
What class do you have? Art?
570
00:27:11,906 --> 00:27:14,046
[audience laughing]
571
00:27:14,149 --> 00:27:15,806
[Max] You know,
I was thinking about it
recently.
572
00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:17,981
This fucked-up game
we used to play when I was a
kid.
573
00:27:18,084 --> 00:27:19,914
- [inaudible dialogue]
- You remember Musical Chairs?
574
00:27:20,017 --> 00:27:21,260
- [audience] Yeah!
- Yeah?
575
00:27:21,363 --> 00:27:23,987
- [audience member] Whoo!
- Whoo! Really? Jesus Christ!
576
00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:27,024
It's like a roomful
of pharmaceutical executives.
577
00:27:27,128 --> 00:27:29,613
- [audience laughing]
- You know, I was thinking about
this game.
578
00:27:29,717 --> 00:27:31,063
But you know what the catch is.
579
00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:34,618
If you got a dozen kids,
you only got 11 chairs.
580
00:27:34,722 --> 00:27:37,483
So, who doesn't get a chair,
581
00:27:37,586 --> 00:27:41,038
"Fuck you, you're out," right?
582
00:27:41,142 --> 00:27:43,109
Yeah, it's brutal, it's brutal.
583
00:27:43,213 --> 00:27:46,388
I mean, these kids,
they turn into savages, man, right?
584
00:27:46,492 --> 00:27:49,875
They bite each other,
they kick each other.
585
00:27:49,978 --> 00:27:52,636
They poke each other's eyes out.
586
00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:54,673
What sadist invented this game?
587
00:27:56,088 --> 00:27:58,124
And why do they even call it
Musical Chairs?
588
00:27:58,228 --> 00:28:02,301
There's nothing remotely musical
about Musical Chairs, man.
589
00:28:02,404 --> 00:28:05,442
It's like, uh-- it's like the
original
Squid Game or something.
590
00:28:05,545 --> 00:28:08,514
[audience laughing]
591
00:28:08,617 --> 00:28:11,448
You know, I just, uh--
I got out of prison a couple
days ago.
592
00:28:11,551 --> 00:28:12,725
- It's a true story.
- [man cheers]
593
00:28:12,829 --> 00:28:14,140
Thank you. Thank you.
594
00:28:14,244 --> 00:28:17,316
You know, I, um, put in some
hard time.
595
00:28:17,419 --> 00:28:20,629
- Toughest 14 hours of my life.
- [audience laughing]
596
00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:22,321
But, um...
597
00:28:25,082 --> 00:28:27,775
yeah, this doctor, doctor.
598
00:28:27,878 --> 00:28:29,086
Fucking doctor.
599
00:28:29,190 --> 00:28:30,881
Tried to push some drugs
on my kid, so,
600
00:28:30,985 --> 00:28:32,434
you know,
I had to knock him out,
601
00:28:32,538 --> 00:28:34,126
and, uh, they threw me in jail.
602
00:28:36,818 --> 00:28:38,924
Uh, but they offered me a deal.
603
00:28:41,512 --> 00:28:43,169
If I let them give my son
604
00:28:43,273 --> 00:28:46,966
the same drugs
they give to the criminally
insane,
605
00:28:47,070 --> 00:28:49,348
they'd drop all the charges.
606
00:28:51,557 --> 00:28:53,421
So I, uh...
607
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,183
took the deal.
608
00:28:59,979 --> 00:29:02,188
My son needed me to go to bat
for him...
609
00:29:09,402 --> 00:29:11,750
and I sold him right the fuck
out.
610
00:29:15,995 --> 00:29:20,689
[sentimental piano instrumental
playing]
611
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:23,347
[Jayne on phone] Where are you?
What are you doing? You have a
spot.
612
00:29:23,451 --> 00:29:25,453
- You need to get back here.
- [Max] I'm not coming back.
613
00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:30,596
Listen, Max,
I really, really want you to
fly.
614
00:29:30,699 --> 00:29:32,425
Really high. I really do.
615
00:29:32,529 --> 00:29:35,497
But you have got
to stop bombing the runway.
616
00:29:35,601 --> 00:29:37,706
You know the bit I did
about the meds and Ez,
617
00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:39,294
it's all true, right?
618
00:29:39,398 --> 00:29:41,987
Okay, fine. Then come back and
tell them.
619
00:29:42,090 --> 00:29:44,196
But you gotta come back here.
620
00:29:44,299 --> 00:29:46,888
And they'll understand.
Listen, Kimmel loves kids.
621
00:29:48,338 --> 00:29:49,166
So do I.
622
00:29:49,270 --> 00:29:53,239
[♪]
623
00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:04,319
[bed crackling]
624
00:30:04,423 --> 00:30:07,426
Shhh.
625
00:30:08,116 --> 00:30:11,464
Hey, remember when we did
that drill down the fire escape?
626
00:30:15,399 --> 00:30:16,469
You wanna do it again?
627
00:30:19,334 --> 00:30:20,888
Okay.
628
00:30:20,991 --> 00:30:22,475
You gotta trust me, buddy.
629
00:30:24,201 --> 00:30:26,272
Oh, yeah, I got a nice bed
for you back here, Ez, huh?
630
00:30:26,376 --> 00:30:28,447
You got your Star Wars pillow.
I got snacks.
631
00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:29,828
This is gonna be fun!
632
00:30:30,587 --> 00:30:33,486
Hey. What are you doing?
What are you doing?
633
00:30:33,590 --> 00:30:35,247
Don't worry about it.
Go back in the house.
634
00:30:35,350 --> 00:30:37,111
- What do you mean?
- [Max] Don't worry about it.
635
00:30:37,214 --> 00:30:38,560
You're not taking the car.
636
00:30:38,975 --> 00:30:40,700
- Just having a little
father-son time.
- You're not taking the car.
637
00:30:40,804 --> 00:30:42,944
- It's a Thrilla in Manila!
- [Max] We're not fighting, Ezra.
638
00:30:43,048 --> 00:30:44,256
We're not fighting, just
talking.
639
00:30:44,359 --> 00:30:46,258
[Ezra] Frazier whipping the
mighty Ali!
640
00:30:46,361 --> 00:30:48,674
There's a court order out
for you. Are you crazy?
What are you doing?
641
00:30:48,777 --> 00:30:51,263
Down goes Frazier!
Down goes Frazier!
642
00:30:51,366 --> 00:30:52,540
[Max] I gotta get him to bed.
643
00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:55,301
Get in the car, Ezra.
Hey, listen to me, okay?
644
00:30:55,405 --> 00:30:57,786
I saw him at that school,
I saw him on those drugs.
645
00:30:57,890 --> 00:30:59,788
They were killing him.
I need to get him away from
here.
646
00:30:59,892 --> 00:31:01,998
You're doing it wrong.
What the hell is the matter
with you?
647
00:31:02,101 --> 00:31:03,654
Pop, I swear to God, stop, okay?
Just stop.
648
00:31:03,758 --> 00:31:05,760
You told me to fight, I'm
fighting.
Let's get in the car, Ez.
649
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,900
You're not fighting, you're
running!
What are you doing?
650
00:31:08,004 --> 00:31:09,522
I'm not running. Ezra, get in
the car!
651
00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:10,938
Okay. It's okay.
652
00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:12,284
- I got some waffles for you.
- No.
653
00:31:12,387 --> 00:31:14,389
There's no waffles. Ez, get in
the car.
654
00:31:14,493 --> 00:31:16,944
- [Pop-Pop] You want fresh
whipped cream?
- Stop it, please.
655
00:31:17,047 --> 00:31:19,463
Listen, we're family.
We're the Rice Krispie boys.
656
00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:21,569
He's Snap, you're Crackle, and
who am I?
657
00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:22,950
- [Ezra] Pop-Pop!
- That's right!
658
00:31:23,053 --> 00:31:24,813
And we're not fighting,
we're just sparring.
659
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:25,987
So show me what you got.
660
00:31:26,091 --> 00:31:27,782
That's it! And, and--
661
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,750
- Oh!
- [Max] All right! Knock out!
662
00:31:30,854 --> 00:31:32,028
[Max] Good job. Come on, buddy.
663
00:31:32,131 --> 00:31:33,615
In the car. Come on. Let's go.
664
00:31:33,719 --> 00:31:36,515
- [Pop-Pop] This is a mistake.
- Let's go. Okay. Says who?
665
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,345
- [Ezra] Can Pop-Pop come?
- [Max] No, Pop-Pop can't come.
666
00:31:39,449 --> 00:31:41,278
Pop-Pop's gonna hold the fort
down.
Right, Pop-Pop?
667
00:31:41,382 --> 00:31:43,522
- Where are you taking him?
- I'm going to Nick's in
Michigan.
668
00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:45,938
Oh, Jesus. That Greek prick.
Of all the fucking people--
669
00:31:46,042 --> 00:31:47,629
[Max] Stop it. He's my best
friend.
670
00:31:47,733 --> 00:31:48,872
That guy's a fucking thief!
671
00:31:48,976 --> 00:31:50,736
I take him into my house,
he steals from me.
672
00:31:50,839 --> 00:31:52,462
He didn't steal your saucepan.
673
00:31:52,565 --> 00:31:54,878
I'm not stealing your clothes.
Nobody's stealing anything, okay?
674
00:31:54,982 --> 00:31:57,294
You're making a mistake.
You can't do this.
675
00:31:57,398 --> 00:31:59,641
You know what? Take this,
please.
Already have enough problems.
676
00:31:59,745 --> 00:32:01,195
- Thank you!
- This is crazy!
677
00:32:01,298 --> 00:32:02,851
- Say, "Bye, Pop-Pop!"
- [Ezra] Bye, Pop-Pop!
678
00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:04,094
Bye, Pop-Pop!
679
00:32:04,198 --> 00:32:08,374
["Sisyphus" playing]
680
00:32:22,664 --> 00:32:24,149
What the fuck am I doing?
681
00:32:28,498 --> 00:32:30,776
♪ Sisyphus peered
Into the mist ♪
682
00:32:30,879 --> 00:32:34,469
♪ A stone's throw
From the precipice, paused ♪
683
00:32:36,023 --> 00:32:37,438
♪ Did he jump or did he fall
684
00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:40,268
♪ As he gazed into the maw
Of the morning mist? ♪
685
00:32:40,372 --> 00:32:42,891
♪ Did he raise both fists
And say
"To hell with this" ♪
686
00:32:42,995 --> 00:32:45,687
♪ And just let the rock roll?
687
00:32:48,104 --> 00:32:49,898
♪ Let it roll
688
00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:53,212
♪ Let it crash down low
689
00:32:53,316 --> 00:32:57,320
♪ There's a house down there
But I lost it long ago ♪
690
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:02,290
Ezzie? Ezzie?
691
00:33:02,394 --> 00:33:03,567
Ezzie?
692
00:33:03,671 --> 00:33:05,155
Ezra?
693
00:33:05,259 --> 00:33:09,435
♪ See my house down there
But I lost it long ago ♪
694
00:33:09,539 --> 00:33:10,436
Ezzie?
695
00:33:11,437 --> 00:33:13,750
Ezra? Ezra!
696
00:33:26,383 --> 00:33:28,592
- [Max] Did you get a good
night's sleep?
- No.
697
00:33:31,492 --> 00:33:33,045
I bet it's Mom.
698
00:33:33,149 --> 00:33:34,633
I bet you're right. Ugh.
699
00:33:34,736 --> 00:33:37,360
Parental abduction is defined
as one parent taking a child
700
00:33:37,463 --> 00:33:39,638
without permission from the
other parent.
701
00:33:40,363 --> 00:33:43,124
- Yeah.
- [Jenna] You kidnapped Ezra?
702
00:33:43,228 --> 00:33:45,299
I can't be kidnapping if I'm
his father.
703
00:33:45,402 --> 00:33:47,059
Of course it can!
You have a restraining order!
704
00:33:47,163 --> 00:33:48,336
I'm saving my son's life.
705
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,269
Ezzie needs somebody to
advocate for him
706
00:33:50,373 --> 00:33:52,237
the way you and I used to dotogether.
707
00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:53,652
You know I'm right.
708
00:33:53,755 --> 00:33:56,758
No! No, you're not right, Max.
You are wrong, okay?
709
00:33:56,862 --> 00:33:59,071
You need to bring him home now!
710
00:33:59,175 --> 00:34:01,073
[Ezra screaming]
711
00:34:01,177 --> 00:34:02,971
- Is that Ezra?
- [Max] Hey, hey, hey, hey!
712
00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,387
- [waitress] Let go!
- No bananas!
713
00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:06,423
- No bananas!
- [Max] No bananas!
714
00:34:06,527 --> 00:34:08,011
- Get his inhaler!
- Excuse me!
715
00:34:08,115 --> 00:34:09,461
Okay, Ezzie. It's all right, breathe.
716
00:34:09,564 --> 00:34:12,395
Breathe! Breathe.
Breathe. Breathe, all right.
717
00:34:12,498 --> 00:34:14,742
I got you. It's okay.
Come on. Come on, come on.
718
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:16,468
Where's the bathroom?
Where's the bathroom?
719
00:34:16,571 --> 00:34:19,091
- Come on. You're okay.
- [Ezra groaning]
720
00:34:20,610 --> 00:34:22,301
[phone chiming]
721
00:34:22,405 --> 00:34:23,509
[Max] He's all right.
722
00:34:23,613 --> 00:34:25,339
Look, I didn't know that there
were
723
00:34:25,442 --> 00:34:27,824
bananas in the oatmeal, right?
724
00:34:27,927 --> 00:34:30,482
- What you're doing is insane!
- Nah, I don't think it is.
725
00:34:30,585 --> 00:34:32,622
That's the problem. You're not
thinking.
726
00:34:32,725 --> 00:34:34,486
Trust me, this is very,
727
00:34:34,589 --> 00:34:35,728
very, very bad.
728
00:34:35,832 --> 00:34:37,005
In fact, this is a crime.
729
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:38,800
Bring him back!
730
00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:42,149
[scoffs] Max?
731
00:34:42,563 --> 00:34:44,875
Holy shit! He hung up on me
again!
732
00:34:44,979 --> 00:34:46,360
- [yells]
- [phone thuds]
733
00:34:46,463 --> 00:34:47,464
Fuck!
734
00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,812
You know, you can call the
police.
735
00:34:53,677 --> 00:34:55,852
No, I'm not--
I'm not gonna make this worse.
736
00:34:55,955 --> 00:34:58,165
I'm not traumatizing my son.
737
00:35:07,933 --> 00:35:09,866
[phone chiming, vibrating]
738
00:35:15,561 --> 00:35:17,529
[vibrating continues faintly]
739
00:35:17,632 --> 00:35:20,428
Hey, buddy,
what's the deal with the
bananas?
740
00:35:22,948 --> 00:35:26,227
- Hmm?
- I start gagging, and I can't
breathe.
741
00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:29,265
Well, okay, but we know that
you're not allergic to bananas, right?
742
00:35:29,368 --> 00:35:31,474
Because we saw that doctor, remember?
743
00:35:31,577 --> 00:35:34,822
So, maybe the banana thing's
in your mind, you know?
744
00:35:36,410 --> 00:35:38,446
[Ezra growling and mooing]
745
00:35:40,655 --> 00:35:44,521
I'm growling and I'm mooing,
what am I?
746
00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:48,076
I got no idea, but you're
freakin' me out
there with no shirt on.
747
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:50,113
Mad cow disease!
748
00:35:50,217 --> 00:35:52,943
Oh, is that original material?
749
00:35:53,047 --> 00:35:54,428
- SpongeBob.
- Ah, I see.
750
00:35:54,531 --> 00:35:55,981
That's why it wasn't funny.
751
00:35:56,084 --> 00:35:59,260
[bittersweet piano music
playing]
752
00:36:09,339 --> 00:36:10,858
Are you going to prison?
753
00:36:13,826 --> 00:36:17,105
Look, Ez, Dad made a big
decision
when I was upset,
754
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,728
and that's never a good idea.
755
00:36:18,831 --> 00:36:20,247
"Bang, bang, bitches.
756
00:36:20,350 --> 00:36:23,008
I'll cut off his head
and feed him to the fishes!"
757
00:36:23,111 --> 00:36:26,114
Okay. Maybe no more Breaking
Bad.
758
00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:28,324
Mom might be right about that
one.
759
00:36:28,427 --> 00:36:30,947
Bruce wants to kill you.
You can't go home.
760
00:36:31,050 --> 00:36:34,778
- Okay, he's definitely not a
fan--
- No! That's what he said!
761
00:36:34,882 --> 00:36:35,779
What?
762
00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:39,231
- When?
- When I got hit by the cab.
763
00:36:39,335 --> 00:36:42,338
I was coming to Pop-Pop's
to warn you about Bruce.
764
00:36:43,373 --> 00:36:44,823
Okay, hold that thought, buddy.
765
00:36:48,136 --> 00:36:49,621
[car engine stops]
766
00:36:51,347 --> 00:36:53,211
Are you telling me
767
00:36:53,314 --> 00:36:55,592
that you didn't run
into the street on purpose?
768
00:36:56,731 --> 00:36:58,423
Ezzie?
769
00:36:58,526 --> 00:37:00,183
Ezzie, I need your eyes, okay?
770
00:37:00,287 --> 00:37:02,012
This is very important.
771
00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:06,293
Are you saying that
you didn't run into the street
on purpose?
772
00:37:06,396 --> 00:37:08,743
Am I nuts? A dog tried to bite
me.
773
00:37:11,090 --> 00:37:12,299
Did you tell Mom this?
774
00:37:15,578 --> 00:37:17,856
- Don't be mad.
- Nobody's mad.
775
00:37:17,959 --> 00:37:19,444
- There was--
- I wasn't supposed to tell you?
776
00:37:19,547 --> 00:37:21,066
Yes, of course. Hey.
777
00:37:21,169 --> 00:37:23,724
Telling the truth,
that's your biggest superpower.
778
00:37:23,827 --> 00:37:24,966
Huh?
779
00:37:25,312 --> 00:37:26,554
Thanks for telling me.
780
00:37:27,935 --> 00:37:28,936
You know what?
781
00:37:29,730 --> 00:37:30,800
You know what?
782
00:37:30,903 --> 00:37:32,180
I think we gotta dance.
783
00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:33,734
I think we gotta dance.
784
00:37:34,148 --> 00:37:36,599
- Come on. Let's find a good
station.
- ["Express Yourself" playing]
785
00:37:36,702 --> 00:37:38,980
Ah! There it is.
Ah. Can you move your butt
muscles?
786
00:37:39,084 --> 00:37:41,569
Come on. Let's go.
Move it up. Into your chest.
787
00:37:41,673 --> 00:37:44,538
Into your shoulders.
Ah, yeah! Let it roll.
788
00:37:44,641 --> 00:37:47,334
Let it roll. Down to the ass.
Back up to the shoulders.
789
00:37:47,437 --> 00:37:50,958
Now some pops. Some claps. Huh?
Elbows up.
790
00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:52,546
Ah, yeah, let it roll.
791
00:37:52,649 --> 00:37:54,375
Let it roll. Come on.
Up into your chest, dude.
792
00:37:54,479 --> 00:37:55,825
Into your chest, Ezzie.
793
00:37:55,928 --> 00:37:58,517
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Let it roll. Let it roll.
794
00:37:58,621 --> 00:38:00,347
♪ Express yourself
795
00:38:01,831 --> 00:38:02,797
[song fades]
796
00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:08,251
[Ezra] I need to rinse!
797
00:38:08,355 --> 00:38:10,391
- [phone chiming]
- [Max] Coming.
798
00:38:14,430 --> 00:38:15,431
Hey, Jayne.
799
00:38:15,534 --> 00:38:17,571
- Where the hell are you?
- Uh,
800
00:38:17,674 --> 00:38:19,193
I'm just taking a little time
off with Ez.
801
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,160
Not a good time to take off,
Max.
802
00:38:21,851 --> 00:38:24,302
Yeah. I-- I know. I know.
I-- I screwed up.
803
00:38:24,405 --> 00:38:26,027
Yes, you did, and they were
pissed!
804
00:38:26,131 --> 00:38:28,616
Yeah, look, I had a bad night.
It happens, right?
805
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,861
No.[scoffs] Sal Argento had a
bad night.
806
00:38:31,964 --> 00:38:34,450
Yeah. I guess that's something, right?
807
00:38:34,553 --> 00:38:36,624
No, what's something is having
a manager
808
00:38:36,728 --> 00:38:39,178
who gets Jimmy Kimmel to watch
the video.
809
00:38:39,282 --> 00:38:40,870
Video?
810
00:38:40,973 --> 00:38:42,389
What-- what video?
811
00:38:42,492 --> 00:38:44,391
The one I made with my phone!
812
00:38:44,494 --> 00:38:46,427
[chuckles] He wants to book you.
813
00:38:46,531 --> 00:38:48,602
- What?
- [Ezra] I need to rinse!
814
00:38:48,705 --> 00:38:50,811
So you have to get yourself to
LA.
815
00:38:50,914 --> 00:38:53,261
They're not gonna fly you.
Is that gonna be a problem?
816
00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:54,884
Uh, no.
817
00:38:55,194 --> 00:38:57,438
- Uh, when?
- Next Friday,
818
00:38:57,542 --> 00:38:59,337
4:00 pm in the Kimmel studio.
819
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,269
Rinse!
820
00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:03,444
Okay. All right. I'm coming.
Uh...
821
00:39:04,065 --> 00:39:06,205
- He loved you, Max.
- He loved me, really?
822
00:39:06,309 --> 00:39:07,552
I love you, Jayne.
823
00:39:07,655 --> 00:39:09,726
- You're full of shit. Bye.
- [Max chuckles]
824
00:39:09,830 --> 00:39:10,727
Rinse!
825
00:39:10,831 --> 00:39:13,454
Okay. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Hey, ow!
826
00:39:13,558 --> 00:39:15,870
Shit! That's boiling hot!
Come on, get out!
827
00:39:15,974 --> 00:39:18,010
Get out! Get out! Get out! Come
on.
828
00:39:18,114 --> 00:39:20,116
What-- what are you doing?
Why-- don't you feel it? It's
hot!
829
00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:22,877
- I don't-- I don't feel hot!
- Okay, it's hot, though.
830
00:39:22,981 --> 00:39:24,638
Okay? Look at your arms.
They're all red!
831
00:39:24,741 --> 00:39:26,778
Mom checks the temperature!
832
00:39:26,881 --> 00:39:30,091
That's fine, but if you see
steam,
it means it's too hot, okay?
833
00:39:30,195 --> 00:39:31,748
- God damn it!
- My stupid brain.
834
00:39:31,852 --> 00:39:33,923
- Stop, no. Hey, come on. Sit
down.
- Stupid! Stupid!
835
00:39:34,026 --> 00:39:35,856
- Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
- Stop that, okay?
836
00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:38,134
You're not stupid!
You're not-- stop hitting
yourself.
837
00:39:38,237 --> 00:39:40,619
Hey, hey, hey, listen to me.
Hey, hey. You're not stupid.
838
00:39:40,723 --> 00:39:42,172
You're not stupid. You're
smart, okay?
839
00:39:42,276 --> 00:39:45,866
If you see steam, it means it's
too hot.
Easy-peasy, okay?
840
00:39:47,626 --> 00:39:50,180
It's on the cards.
841
00:39:50,284 --> 00:39:51,975
We don't have the fucking cards!
842
00:39:53,494 --> 00:39:54,909
I'm sorry.
843
00:39:55,565 --> 00:39:57,774
- Mom uses Bactine.
- Oh, yeah? Well, guess what.
844
00:39:57,878 --> 00:39:59,742
We don't have Bactine, so you
and I,
845
00:39:59,845 --> 00:40:01,951
we're gonna have
to figure it out together, all
right?
846
00:40:02,054 --> 00:40:04,505
There we go. Nice.
847
00:40:04,609 --> 00:40:05,713
You know what? I got a better
idea.
848
00:40:05,817 --> 00:40:07,784
I got a better idea. Let go.
Here.
849
00:40:08,095 --> 00:40:11,581
Ready? Come on. Stand up.
Stand up. Arms up.
850
00:40:12,168 --> 00:40:14,688
Huh? Armpits. Isn't this fun?
851
00:40:14,791 --> 00:40:17,484
Huh? Does Mom do stuff like
this? No?
852
00:40:17,587 --> 00:40:19,278
I didn't think so. Okay.
853
00:40:19,382 --> 00:40:20,832
We got this!
854
00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:23,213
Why do you always yell?
855
00:40:24,836 --> 00:40:27,321
Because Pop-Pop
used to lock me in the attic
856
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,529
chained to a radiator.
857
00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:30,876
I had to yell so he'd remember
to feed me.
858
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:33,258
There are no radiators in
attics.
859
00:40:33,707 --> 00:40:35,847
You are good. Nothing gets past
you.
860
00:40:37,711 --> 00:40:38,953
Boom. There you go.
861
00:40:39,057 --> 00:40:40,921
I want to talk to you about
something.
862
00:40:41,024 --> 00:40:43,717
I just got off the phone with
Aunt Jayne.
863
00:40:44,614 --> 00:40:48,376
Turns out Jimmy Kimmel wants me
to be on his show in Los
Angeles.
864
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,654
That's far.
865
00:40:50,309 --> 00:40:52,001
Yeah, it is far.
866
00:40:52,657 --> 00:40:56,868
Did you get the part about
Jimmy Kimmel wanting me
to be a guest on his show?
867
00:40:56,971 --> 00:40:58,179
Yeah?
868
00:40:58,283 --> 00:41:00,250
So, you got anything for me?
869
00:41:00,354 --> 00:41:01,735
Any advice for your dad?
870
00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:04,945
Be polite.
871
00:41:05,048 --> 00:41:06,118
"Be polite."
872
00:41:07,430 --> 00:41:08,638
Anything else?
873
00:41:09,743 --> 00:41:12,504
- Nope. Now stop asking me.
- [chuckles] Okay.
874
00:41:13,954 --> 00:41:15,334
But where am I gonna get my
mojo from?
875
00:41:15,438 --> 00:41:18,510
- Mojo man!
- That's right.
876
00:41:18,614 --> 00:41:20,443
Good. Okay.
877
00:41:20,857 --> 00:41:22,376
Let's have a staring contest.
878
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,136
- I don't want to.
- Come on.
879
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,759
- For me? Please.
- No.
880
00:41:26,553 --> 00:41:28,002
- Pretty please?
- No.
881
00:41:28,416 --> 00:41:30,142
What if I make it worth your
while?
882
00:41:32,455 --> 00:41:35,907
If I win, we go trick-or-treat?
883
00:41:37,115 --> 00:41:38,565
Yeah, deal.
884
00:41:39,013 --> 00:41:41,878
Ready? Come on.
First one that blinks loses.
885
00:41:41,982 --> 00:41:44,122
Go, one, two,
886
00:41:44,225 --> 00:41:45,813
three, four...
887
00:41:45,917 --> 00:41:48,402
- Are you autistic?
- ...five, six...
888
00:41:48,954 --> 00:41:50,542
- seven...
- Mom says you are.
889
00:41:50,646 --> 00:41:53,338
...eight--
Mom thinks everyone's autistic--
890
00:41:53,441 --> 00:41:55,685
- nine, ten...
- She thinks you got it from
Pop-Pop,
891
00:41:55,789 --> 00:41:57,273
who gave it to you, who gave it
to me.
892
00:41:57,376 --> 00:41:59,862
Listen to me.
Nobody knows for sure, okay, honey?
893
00:41:59,965 --> 00:42:01,104
Nobody.
894
00:42:01,277 --> 00:42:03,141
[whispers] But it doesn't matter
'cause you're awesome.
895
00:42:03,244 --> 00:42:04,625
Fourteen, 15, 16...
896
00:42:04,729 --> 00:42:06,834
- Does Mom love me?
- ...seventeen.
897
00:42:08,077 --> 00:42:10,976
Buddy, Mom loves you
more than anything in the world.
898
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,253
Yeah. Okay?
899
00:42:12,391 --> 00:42:14,117
She and I, we're just having
a disagreement right now.
900
00:42:14,221 --> 00:42:18,190
- You blinked! I win!
- Uh! Oh, you did so good.
901
00:42:18,294 --> 00:42:20,468
You did so good. You win.
902
00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:22,540
- Good job, buddy.
- [humming]
903
00:42:22,643 --> 00:42:26,095
Let's go. Bring it. Yeah, baby!
Whoo!
904
00:42:26,198 --> 00:42:27,683
- [banging on door]
- [doorbell ringing]
905
00:42:27,786 --> 00:42:29,236
[Jenna] Stan, can you open up,
please!
906
00:42:29,339 --> 00:42:30,409
[banging and ringing continues]
907
00:42:30,513 --> 00:42:31,514
Stan!
908
00:42:31,618 --> 00:42:32,860
[banging and ringing continues]
909
00:42:32,964 --> 00:42:35,794
- We need to talk!
- [doorknob rattling]
910
00:42:35,898 --> 00:42:37,451
- Stan?
- [knocking on door]
911
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,073
Hey, I know you're in there!
912
00:42:39,177 --> 00:42:40,903
Open the door!
913
00:42:41,662 --> 00:42:42,836
Open the door!
914
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,669
Stan, just talk to me, please?
915
00:42:49,221 --> 00:42:51,361
- [banging on door]
- I'm worried about them.
916
00:42:54,192 --> 00:42:55,193
Please?
917
00:43:05,168 --> 00:43:06,238
You don't give a shit!
918
00:43:06,894 --> 00:43:07,861
Huh?
919
00:43:07,999 --> 00:43:10,173
You're going to let Max
ruin his life again!
920
00:43:10,277 --> 00:43:12,762
- [objects rattling]
- And your boys too!
921
00:43:13,729 --> 00:43:15,593
- Jerk!
- [loud thud]
922
00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:18,837
[engine starts]
923
00:43:18,941 --> 00:43:21,978
["Golden" by My Morning Jacket
playing]
924
00:43:32,851 --> 00:43:35,820
♪ Watching a stretch of road
925
00:43:37,131 --> 00:43:40,341
♪ Miles of light explode
926
00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:44,587
♪ Drifting off a thing
927
00:43:45,139 --> 00:43:48,073
♪ I'd never done before ♪
928
00:43:49,972 --> 00:43:53,147
♪ Watching a crowd roll in
929
00:43:54,459 --> 00:43:57,738
♪ Out go the lights it begins
930
00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:02,053
[Nick] Hey! There they are!
931
00:44:02,605 --> 00:44:03,675
- [Max] Hey!
- [Nick] Hey!
932
00:44:03,779 --> 00:44:05,746
[Max] Hello, baby!
933
00:44:05,850 --> 00:44:09,543
Ezzie, get on out here
and give your Uncle Nicky a hug!
934
00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:12,995
Oh, come on, come here!
Hey, where you going, kid? Oh,
I got you.
935
00:44:13,098 --> 00:44:16,067
Oh, that's it. That's it!
You are dead. You're so dead!
Oh!
936
00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:20,002
Hi! I'm Margaret.
937
00:44:20,105 --> 00:44:21,313
How are you?
938
00:44:22,590 --> 00:44:24,385
Wanna help me set the table?
939
00:44:25,973 --> 00:44:27,354
Come on.
940
00:44:27,941 --> 00:44:31,496
- [Nick] Oh, you're...
- [Max] Oh! Look at you!
941
00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:34,568
No chance! Jesus Christ, man.
Huh?
942
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:37,536
Bottomless s'mores when you run
a camp.
943
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,642
- Endless s'mores.
- Can you get that?
944
00:44:39,746 --> 00:44:40,988
- I'm not gonna carry anything.
- Okay.
945
00:44:41,092 --> 00:44:42,749
What's up with the, uh--
the bad habit there?
946
00:44:42,852 --> 00:44:44,820
That's Sister Margaret from
Senegal.
947
00:44:44,923 --> 00:44:46,753
Oh. That's way outta town.
948
00:44:46,856 --> 00:44:49,341
Yeah, she's, uh,
staying with a family in Ann
Arbor.
949
00:44:49,445 --> 00:44:50,722
She goes to Michigan.
950
00:44:50,964 --> 00:44:53,207
You know that they want nuns
to have a bachelor's degree?
951
00:44:53,311 --> 00:44:56,383
- Why the fuck would I know that?
- I mean, can you imagine that?
952
00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:59,075
Four years of college
before you can say your vows.
953
00:44:59,179 --> 00:45:00,870
But as long as
she's on my staff,
954
00:45:00,974 --> 00:45:02,872
Catholic church pays
half my expenses.
955
00:45:02,976 --> 00:45:05,254
Huh. Scammin' the Vatican.
I'm proud of you.
956
00:45:05,357 --> 00:45:07,290
- Yeah, huh.
- [Ezra] There's no cheese on it.
957
00:45:07,394 --> 00:45:09,637
[Nick]
Wait 'til you try it. It's
incredible.
958
00:45:09,741 --> 00:45:11,570
She uses ancient
Senegalese spices.
959
00:45:11,674 --> 00:45:12,779
[Margaret] I got the spice
from Costco.
960
00:45:12,882 --> 00:45:14,781
- Whoa!
- Costco.
961
00:45:14,884 --> 00:45:17,404
That sounds exotic! Costco.
962
00:45:17,507 --> 00:45:19,406
[Nick]
I thought you brought it from
Senegal.
963
00:45:19,509 --> 00:45:21,546
[Margaret]
No. You're mixing up the
cheeses.
964
00:45:21,649 --> 00:45:24,066
And she puts goat--
she puts goat in the lasagna.
965
00:45:24,169 --> 00:45:27,276
- [Margaret] What's wrong?
- Metal hurts my teeth.
966
00:45:28,208 --> 00:45:31,625
Okay, but you know,
plastic hurts the planet. So...
967
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,972
[Nick] Oh, I got some plastic
right in the store room, I can
just--
968
00:45:34,076 --> 00:45:35,767
No, no. We're okay.
We're gonna use the fork.
969
00:45:35,871 --> 00:45:36,906
[Margaret] It's okay--
970
00:45:37,010 --> 00:45:37,976
It's mind over matter
like the bananas.
971
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,806
Come on, Ezzie, try it.
972
00:45:40,807 --> 00:45:41,980
Ezzie.
973
00:45:42,084 --> 00:45:43,844
E-- Ez, come on. That's not
polite.
974
00:45:43,948 --> 00:45:45,950
Pick up the fork and try it
please.
975
00:45:46,053 --> 00:45:48,193
- Ez?
- I-- I need plastic.
976
00:45:48,297 --> 00:45:50,920
- Mom has plastic!
- Okay. Well, Mom's not here.
977
00:45:51,024 --> 00:45:53,129
Ezra. Where you going?
978
00:45:53,647 --> 00:45:56,201
- Ezra?
- [Ezra] I need plastic!
979
00:45:56,305 --> 00:45:58,790
- You don't listen to me!
- [Max] Sorry, guys.
980
00:45:58,894 --> 00:46:00,654
Ez, come on. Come on back, please.
981
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,104
It hurts me!
982
00:46:02,207 --> 00:46:04,037
- Because they're razor sharp!
- [Max] Ezzie! Ezzie!
983
00:46:04,140 --> 00:46:05,832
- It's not in my mind!
- Ezzie!
984
00:46:05,935 --> 00:46:08,248
- Ezra, come and sit down!
- I'm not taking it!
985
00:46:08,351 --> 00:46:09,732
I'll make you a deal. I'll let
you eat with your fingers
986
00:46:09,836 --> 00:46:11,665
if you try a fork once.
987
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:14,564
- It hurts! It hurts!
- Once, Ezra.
988
00:46:15,842 --> 00:46:17,050
I would take that deal.
989
00:46:17,153 --> 00:46:19,604
- I need plastic!
- [Nick] Sounds like a good deal.
990
00:46:19,707 --> 00:46:21,779
Plus, I'm gonna use my fingers, too.
991
00:46:21,882 --> 00:46:23,090
So will I.
992
00:46:25,368 --> 00:46:26,784
[Max] Once, Ezzie?
993
00:46:28,647 --> 00:46:29,959
Deal?
994
00:46:31,754 --> 00:46:35,275
Okay! Let's do it! Let's get to
work!
995
00:46:35,378 --> 00:46:36,724
All right!
996
00:46:37,139 --> 00:46:39,486
Come on, Max. Join the party.
997
00:46:40,004 --> 00:46:42,661
Join the lasagna party. Now--
oh, God.
998
00:46:42,765 --> 00:46:44,387
- Oh, man. Of course.
- [Margaret] Oh, my!
999
00:46:44,491 --> 00:46:47,321
"They each shouldered the heavy
pack
and the water skin
1000
00:46:47,425 --> 00:46:48,702
which was their share,
1001
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:52,464
then turned from the light
that lay on the lands outside
1002
00:46:52,568 --> 00:46:54,708
and plunged into the forest."
1003
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:57,297
[crickets chirping outside]
1004
00:47:05,098 --> 00:47:07,445
[mellow piano music playing]
1005
00:47:39,787 --> 00:47:41,410
You can go now.
1006
00:47:46,484 --> 00:47:47,934
Ezzie, did you just--
1007
00:47:51,834 --> 00:47:52,973
For me?
1008
00:47:54,078 --> 00:47:55,596
You can go now.
1009
00:47:56,321 --> 00:47:57,253
Okay?
1010
00:47:58,772 --> 00:48:00,256
Goodbye.
1011
00:48:03,397 --> 00:48:04,467
Okay.
1012
00:48:21,795 --> 00:48:25,661
[Margaret] Max, oh, my goodness,
I have a crush on your son.
1013
00:48:25,764 --> 00:48:27,007
Ah, he'll break your heart.
1014
00:48:27,111 --> 00:48:28,698
Don't worry. I can take it.
1015
00:48:28,802 --> 00:48:30,217
All right, but you know what?
1016
00:48:30,321 --> 00:48:32,875
If there's no future, Sister,
let's not lead him on.
1017
00:48:32,979 --> 00:48:35,119
Hey, hey. I haven't taken my
vows yet.
1018
00:48:35,222 --> 00:48:37,707
- [Max] Oh!
- [Nick] Uh-oh. [chuckles] Okay.
1019
00:48:37,811 --> 00:48:39,606
[Nick groans, sniffs]
1020
00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:46,371
[Margaret] Good night.
1021
00:48:46,475 --> 00:48:48,097
- [Nick] Good night.
- [Margaret] Smoking, huh?
1022
00:48:48,201 --> 00:48:50,513
The wages of sin is death.
1023
00:48:51,031 --> 00:48:52,791
[Max] Did she just bless you?
1024
00:48:53,068 --> 00:48:54,828
She does it every time she
leaves.
1025
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,726
I think it's making me a better
man.
1026
00:48:59,143 --> 00:49:03,216
Look, I-- I don't want to be
sacrilegious,
but I think this could be love.
1027
00:49:03,906 --> 00:49:04,838
[Nick] Hey.
1028
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,012
I'm Greek Orthodox,
1029
00:49:06,115 --> 00:49:07,358
and we don't go there.
1030
00:49:07,461 --> 00:49:09,049
Okay? [exhales]
1031
00:49:09,153 --> 00:49:11,431
And she, oh-- she's a holy
spirit.
1032
00:49:11,534 --> 00:49:13,916
- All right. Here you go.
- I'm just saying, man.
1033
00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:16,470
House in the woods, summer
camp, hot nun.
1034
00:49:16,574 --> 00:49:17,989
[Nick laughs]
1035
00:49:18,093 --> 00:49:21,061
Yeah, it sure beats
telling dick jokes to drunken
tourists.
1036
00:49:21,165 --> 00:49:22,545
Hey, it's a living.
1037
00:49:24,030 --> 00:49:25,548
It wasn't for me. [sighs]
1038
00:49:27,999 --> 00:49:29,242
So why are you here?
1039
00:49:29,345 --> 00:49:30,968
What do you mean? I needed a
little Nicky.
1040
00:49:31,071 --> 00:49:32,107
[chuckles]
1041
00:49:32,210 --> 00:49:33,798
You got a little bit of Nicky,
1042
00:49:33,901 --> 00:49:38,320
and, uh, Nicky's a little
concerned.
1043
00:49:38,423 --> 00:49:40,770
You haven't signed
the papers yet, have you?
1044
00:49:41,185 --> 00:49:43,014
[chuckles] Seriously?
1045
00:49:44,084 --> 00:49:46,121
[sighs]
1046
00:49:46,224 --> 00:49:49,089
- That's it. You blew my high.
- Are you gonna cry?
1047
00:49:49,193 --> 00:49:50,988
Do you wanna cry? You wanna let
it go?
1048
00:49:51,091 --> 00:49:52,817
Come to Papa Bear. Come on.
1049
00:49:53,473 --> 00:49:55,371
I tried to give her everything,
Nick.
1050
00:49:55,475 --> 00:49:56,855
But where would she put it?
1051
00:49:56,959 --> 00:49:58,961
[both laugh]
1052
00:49:59,375 --> 00:50:01,895
- God bless Steven Wright.
- Ah.
1053
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:04,277
"All those who believe in
psychokinesis
1054
00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:07,728
- raise my hand."
-"Raise my hand."
1055
00:50:07,832 --> 00:50:10,524
I broke into Jenna's house
in the middle of the night,
1056
00:50:10,628 --> 00:50:11,939
and I kidnapped Ezra.
1057
00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:13,458
[Nick laughs]
1058
00:50:15,736 --> 00:50:17,117
All right, I'll play along.
1059
00:50:17,221 --> 00:50:19,706
Why did you break into Jenna's
house
and kidnap Ezra?
1060
00:50:19,809 --> 00:50:22,709
Ezzie snuck out of Jenna's
and got hit by a cab.
1061
00:50:22,812 --> 00:50:23,986
What?
1062
00:50:24,297 --> 00:50:26,540
His doctor said
he might've done it on purpose.
1063
00:50:26,644 --> 00:50:27,576
Shit!
1064
00:50:27,679 --> 00:50:29,543
You think that was true?
1065
00:50:29,647 --> 00:50:32,305
No! Wha-- you kidding me?
1066
00:50:32,408 --> 00:50:35,239
Every day he wakes up,
that kid chooses life.
1067
00:50:35,825 --> 00:50:37,103
Oh, good.
1068
00:50:38,207 --> 00:50:40,278
- That's good.
- [sighs]
1069
00:50:40,692 --> 00:50:41,969
So why'd you do it?
1070
00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:44,938
Jenna thinks he should go
to a special needs school, and
I don't.
1071
00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:47,113
- Why not?
- Because in public school,
1072
00:50:47,216 --> 00:50:49,839
you know, he'll learn how to
fight,
learn how to protect himself.
1073
00:50:49,943 --> 00:50:51,117
What are you, the great Santini?
1074
00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:52,877
What are you-- what are you
talking about?
1075
00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:55,155
I see people move away from Ez, right?
1076
00:50:55,569 --> 00:50:58,193
He has a temper tantrum
or he's just walking down the
street.
1077
00:50:58,296 --> 00:51:02,093
You know, people aren't trying
to be mean,
it's just that it's easier.
1078
00:51:02,197 --> 00:51:04,268
You know the word "autism"
comes from the Greek
1079
00:51:04,371 --> 00:51:05,648
"in your own world."
1080
00:51:05,752 --> 00:51:08,341
I don't want him
in his own world, Nick. I--
1081
00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:14,795
[voice cracking] I want him in
this world.
1082
00:51:14,899 --> 00:51:16,556
[sighs]
1083
00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:23,597
[Nick sighs]
1084
00:51:23,701 --> 00:51:25,082
[phone vibrating]
1085
00:51:26,704 --> 00:51:28,050
You make it back okay?
1086
00:51:28,395 --> 00:51:29,776
[Pop-Pop] Put Max on the phone.
1087
00:51:29,879 --> 00:51:32,192
Oh, my God. [sighs]
1088
00:51:32,296 --> 00:51:34,021
I don't have your pan.
1089
00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:35,437
[Pop-Pop] Hello.
1090
00:51:38,164 --> 00:51:40,166
- Hello?
- Yeah, I'm right here, Pop.
1091
00:51:40,269 --> 00:51:41,822
What do you think,
the world stopped for you
1092
00:51:41,926 --> 00:51:44,066
- to hang out with this idiot?
- What are you talking about?
1093
00:51:44,170 --> 00:51:46,172
She took my son and I took him
back!
1094
00:51:46,275 --> 00:51:48,243
You made a promise,
you didn't keep your promise.
1095
00:51:48,346 --> 00:51:50,210
She's throwing rocks at my
window now.
1096
00:51:50,314 --> 00:51:51,867
- Hang up the phone.
- Hello?
1097
00:51:51,970 --> 00:51:53,420
I'm coming there tomorrow!
1098
00:51:53,524 --> 00:51:54,973
- [both] No!
- Then listen to me carefully.
1099
00:51:55,077 --> 00:51:56,941
Call Ezzie's mom.
1100
00:51:57,044 --> 00:51:59,909
- You hear me? Call Ezzie's mom.
- I don't have your pan.
1101
00:52:02,084 --> 00:52:03,879
[phone chiming]
1102
00:52:06,364 --> 00:52:08,435
- Where are you?
- Uh, don't worry about it.
1103
00:52:08,539 --> 00:52:11,542
- Where are you? Where are you?
- You know, Jen, I gotta say,
1104
00:52:11,645 --> 00:52:13,923
in spite of everything
that we've been through,
1105
00:52:14,027 --> 00:52:16,167
I-- I really believed you
when you said that no matter
what,
1106
00:52:16,271 --> 00:52:18,135
we were gonna treat
each other like family,
1107
00:52:18,238 --> 00:52:19,653
and we were gonna be
honest with each other.
1108
00:52:19,757 --> 00:52:21,759
- Remember you said that?
- You haven't been honest, Max.
1109
00:52:21,862 --> 00:52:24,520
You took him,
and you need to bring him home!
1110
00:52:24,624 --> 00:52:25,832
L-Let me ask you something.
1111
00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:27,730
Did Ezra tell you that
the reason he ran into the
street
1112
00:52:27,834 --> 00:52:30,526
was because he thought
he was gonna get bit by a dog?
1113
00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:33,322
Yes, I mean, what difference
does it make?
1114
00:52:33,426 --> 00:52:36,394
He ran out of the house
in his pajamas, barefoot,
1115
00:52:36,498 --> 00:52:38,155
and he nearly got hit by a cab!
1116
00:52:38,258 --> 00:52:40,295
Yeah, because he heard your
boyfriend
say he was gonna kill me.
1117
00:52:40,398 --> 00:52:41,744
Yeah, and he was coming to
warn me.
1118
00:52:41,848 --> 00:52:44,747
Okay, y-- you're scaring me
now, Max.
1119
00:52:44,851 --> 00:52:47,647
I'm scaring you?
Why don't you ask your
boyfriend?
1120
00:52:47,957 --> 00:52:49,235
You know Ezzie doesn't lie!
1121
00:52:49,338 --> 00:52:51,375
Okay. Hey, hey, you-- you're
right.
1122
00:52:51,478 --> 00:52:53,791
You are family. You are.
1123
00:52:54,309 --> 00:52:57,208
But you need
to just bring him home now, okay?
1124
00:52:58,692 --> 00:53:01,005
Come home,
and we'll talk about all of
this.
1125
00:53:01,488 --> 00:53:02,765
None of this is easy,
1126
00:53:02,869 --> 00:53:06,044
but all I ever wanted
was just to protect our boy.
1127
00:53:06,493 --> 00:53:08,081
Well, I'm protecting him now.
1128
00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,634
And leave my father alone.
1129
00:53:14,743 --> 00:53:18,022
You waited four days
to call about a missing child
1130
00:53:18,125 --> 00:53:19,955
taken by a man you're divorcing,
1131
00:53:20,058 --> 00:53:22,820
who has a restraining order
keeping him from seeing that
child.
1132
00:53:22,923 --> 00:53:25,616
- Is that about right?
- [Jenna] I know how it sounds.
1133
00:53:26,444 --> 00:53:27,652
He's his father.
1134
00:53:27,756 --> 00:53:29,206
You don't think he'd hurt your
son?
1135
00:53:29,309 --> 00:53:30,931
No. No, no, absolutely not.
1136
00:53:31,311 --> 00:53:33,313
All right. Um, let's make a few
calls.
1137
00:53:33,417 --> 00:53:36,523
We'll see if we can find him,
and, um, put a trace on his
phone.
1138
00:53:36,627 --> 00:53:38,422
No disrespect, Mike, but no.
1139
00:53:38,525 --> 00:53:42,149
I'm sorry, miss, but right now
I'm not feelin' good about this.
1140
00:53:42,253 --> 00:53:43,979
- You understand?
- Yeah, I understand.
1141
00:53:44,082 --> 00:53:47,776
Good, because from a missing
and exploited child perspective,
1142
00:53:47,879 --> 00:53:50,227
we need to issue an Amber Alert
now.
1143
00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:52,332
Are you sure this situation
warrants--
1144
00:53:52,436 --> 00:53:54,955
Margo, let's just start
with a missing person's report
1145
00:53:55,059 --> 00:53:57,164
Amber is for situations
exactly like this one.
1146
00:53:57,268 --> 00:53:58,959
And we're late, ma'am.
1147
00:53:59,063 --> 00:54:01,583
I'm afraid it's not your
decision.
1148
00:54:01,686 --> 00:54:03,792
[gentle guitar music playing]
1149
00:54:03,895 --> 00:54:05,483
[Margaret] You know how to do
it?
1150
00:54:05,587 --> 00:54:07,451
[Margaret chuckles]
1151
00:54:22,293 --> 00:54:25,710
[Nick] Hey, that's nice. Thank
you.
1152
00:54:26,159 --> 00:54:28,748
- [Max] Packed up and ready to
go.
- [Nick] Okay.
1153
00:54:31,578 --> 00:54:33,546
I don't think
that kid's ready to go, though.
1154
00:54:33,649 --> 00:54:35,030
- Hmm?
- You see him over there
1155
00:54:35,133 --> 00:54:37,446
- making lanyards with Sister
Margaret?
- Yeah.
1156
00:54:37,550 --> 00:54:39,690
- Kid's trying to steal my girl.
- [Max chuckles]
1157
00:54:39,793 --> 00:54:42,244
- [Max] They look good together.
- [Nick chuckles]
1158
00:54:42,348 --> 00:54:44,902
I think it's the autism. Chicks
dig it.
1159
00:54:45,730 --> 00:54:48,250
Sometimes I think
I might be on the spectrum.
1160
00:54:48,906 --> 00:54:50,356
I think you check a lot of the
boxes.
1161
00:54:50,459 --> 00:54:52,047
- Yeah.
- But, nah, I just think
1162
00:54:52,150 --> 00:54:53,980
you're a strange dude.
1163
00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:57,259
Yeah, I'm just uncomfortable
in social situations.
1164
00:54:57,363 --> 00:54:58,674
It's good you're out here.
1165
00:54:58,778 --> 00:55:01,988
- Yeah. Keeps me away from...
- Everyone.
1166
00:55:02,091 --> 00:55:04,611
- People.
- Yeah. Yeah.
1167
00:55:05,232 --> 00:55:07,683
[sighs] You guys are welcome to
stay.
1168
00:55:07,787 --> 00:55:11,066
Oh, buddy. I'd love to stay,
but we can't.
I gotta be in LA.
1169
00:55:11,446 --> 00:55:12,895
- What's in LA?
- [sighs]
1170
00:55:14,932 --> 00:55:16,071
I booked Kimmel.
1171
00:55:18,556 --> 00:55:20,317
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Yeah, it's not--
1172
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:23,009
You wouldn't lead with that?
That's amazing!
1173
00:55:23,112 --> 00:55:25,252
- Yeah, it's okay.
- Max, come on!
1174
00:55:25,356 --> 00:55:26,944
- Kimmel, that's great!
- Yeah.
1175
00:55:27,047 --> 00:55:30,499
Best I did is get bumped from
Arsenio.
Worst night of my life.
1176
00:55:30,603 --> 00:55:32,777
Hasselhoff segment ran long.
1177
00:55:32,881 --> 00:55:35,332
- [chuckles]
- I'll tell you what, you go to
LA,
1178
00:55:35,435 --> 00:55:36,850
you work on your set, you get
relaxed,
1179
00:55:36,954 --> 00:55:39,025
you get focused, you get
centered,
take care of yourself.
1180
00:55:39,128 --> 00:55:40,198
Leave Ezra with me.
1181
00:55:40,302 --> 00:55:41,303
Me and Margaret will take care
of him--
1182
00:55:41,407 --> 00:55:42,580
I can't do it, buddy.
1183
00:55:42,684 --> 00:55:44,064
- I gotta have him with me.
- Why not?
1184
00:55:44,168 --> 00:55:46,929
Because I need him.
He keeps my feet on the ground.
1185
00:55:47,274 --> 00:55:49,069
All right, fine. [sighs]
1186
00:55:49,173 --> 00:55:51,244
I'll bake you a cake
and bring it to you in prison.
1187
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:54,212
Okay, well, make sure
you throw Stan's saucepan in
there.
1188
00:55:54,316 --> 00:55:56,353
- I don't have the pan.
- [whistle blows]
1189
00:55:59,045 --> 00:56:02,428
Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Carlton.
Have a lovely day.
1190
00:56:02,531 --> 00:56:03,670
[Stan chuckles]
1191
00:56:04,671 --> 00:56:06,155
[Jenna] Where are they?
1192
00:56:06,259 --> 00:56:08,226
What do you mean? Just call him.
1193
00:56:08,330 --> 00:56:10,401
He doesn't answer. He's just
like you.
1194
00:56:10,505 --> 00:56:12,679
I-- well, I can't talk.
I'm working. I can't.
1195
00:56:12,783 --> 00:56:15,302
Hello, Mrs. C.
And how are you today, young
ladies?
1196
00:56:15,406 --> 00:56:16,856
- [girl] Hi, Stan!
- Score a goal,
1197
00:56:16,959 --> 00:56:18,616
there's a box
of Cracker Jacks in there for
you.
1198
00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:20,169
Cracker Jacks are no good for
her teeth.
1199
00:56:20,273 --> 00:56:22,206
There's gonna be an Amber Alert.
1200
00:56:22,551 --> 00:56:24,001
What do you mean?
You called the cops on him?
1201
00:56:24,104 --> 00:56:25,382
Where is Ezzie?
1202
00:56:27,556 --> 00:56:29,903
He's with his father.
You shouldn't have done that.
1203
00:56:30,007 --> 00:56:32,112
That's a-- that's a very bad
thing to do.
1204
00:56:32,216 --> 00:56:33,804
- I did a bad thing?
- Yes.
1205
00:56:33,907 --> 00:56:36,082
- You're making it so he can't
see him.
- Max did that!
1206
00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:38,291
- What did you expect him to do?
- Not kidnap him!
1207
00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:40,914
You made it kid-- you made it
kidnapping.
1208
00:56:41,018 --> 00:56:42,088
[Stan groans]
1209
00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:44,815
Please. Please.
1210
00:56:44,918 --> 00:56:47,369
- Stan, I don't--
- How could you do that?
1211
00:56:47,473 --> 00:56:49,129
Amber Alert. Do you know what
that is?
1212
00:56:49,233 --> 00:56:51,684
- I don't wanna fight.
- Well, I don't wanna fight
either,
1213
00:56:51,787 --> 00:56:53,513
but all of a sudden
you don't believe in him.
1214
00:56:53,617 --> 00:56:55,308
Now you're gonna-- Amber Alert?
1215
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:57,724
I got tired of not knowing
what he was gonna do on any
given day.
1216
00:56:57,828 --> 00:57:01,038
I'm already so tired with Ezzie.
Please, I just--
1217
00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:05,387
I'm-- I'm scared. I'm tired.
I'm alone. And I need help.
1218
00:57:06,112 --> 00:57:08,735
Rice Krispies boys make me
really tired.
1219
00:57:16,847 --> 00:57:18,780
All right, well, we're gonna
have to--
1220
00:57:18,883 --> 00:57:21,472
we're gonna have to get to 'em
before the cops do.
1221
00:57:23,336 --> 00:57:25,131
- We?
- Yeah, we. Yeah.
1222
00:57:25,234 --> 00:57:27,029
The shift ends, we start
driving.
1223
00:57:28,410 --> 00:57:29,722
Take 11 hours to get to
Michigan.
1224
00:57:29,825 --> 00:57:31,724
Hopefully, get to them by
tomorrow.
1225
00:57:32,932 --> 00:57:34,243
He's at Nick's?
1226
00:57:35,175 --> 00:57:38,213
Yes. He's with Nick.
I'm not happy about that, but
yes.
1227
00:57:38,731 --> 00:57:41,147
Unfortunately,
we're going to Nick's. Yeah.
1228
00:57:41,561 --> 00:57:43,425
[Max]
I have a self-destructive
personality.
1229
00:57:43,529 --> 00:57:44,737
[audience laughs]
1230
00:57:45,013 --> 00:57:47,464
But it's okay
'cause I recently had a
breakthrough.
1231
00:57:47,567 --> 00:57:50,536
After thousands
of hours of hypnosis therapy,
1232
00:57:50,639 --> 00:57:52,745
I finally met my inner child.
1233
00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:55,299
And he had a gun.
1234
00:57:55,402 --> 00:57:57,025
[audience laughs]
1235
00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:03,445
Yeah, oh, hey. What's up,
little guy?
1236
00:58:03,549 --> 00:58:06,137
Whoa. Okay. Well, what?
1237
00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:09,762
Okay, come on.
Put-- put the gun down. Put the
gun down.
1238
00:58:09,865 --> 00:58:11,349
I'm trying to do a show here.
1239
00:58:11,453 --> 00:58:13,869
Can you get back in my psyche
please?
Thank you.
1240
00:58:13,973 --> 00:58:17,701
Anyway, my therapist said to me,
"Max, you're an adult now.
1241
00:58:17,804 --> 00:58:20,600
You don't need your inner child.
He can't help you anymore."
1242
00:58:20,704 --> 00:58:22,326
I said, "Oh, yeah, really, Mark?
1243
00:58:22,429 --> 00:58:23,914
He's got a gun. What do you got?
1244
00:58:24,017 --> 00:58:26,433
I'm taking this little sociopath
with me everywhere I go."
1245
00:58:26,537 --> 00:58:28,332
Thank you, Lansing!
1246
00:58:28,435 --> 00:58:30,403
Great audience. Have a great
night!
1247
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,820
[audience cheering]
1248
00:58:33,924 --> 00:58:37,444
[comedian] Come on, everybody,
let's hear it for Max Bernal!
1249
00:58:37,790 --> 00:58:39,723
[Max] Let's have a, um, whiskey
neat
1250
00:58:39,826 --> 00:58:41,863
and another pineapple juice
for my manager here.
1251
00:58:41,966 --> 00:58:43,692
[bartender]
Pineapple juice coming right up.
1252
00:58:43,796 --> 00:58:45,556
You really should get the boy
home.
1253
00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:46,971
- [Max] Okay.
- He's your son, right?
1254
00:58:47,075 --> 00:58:49,111
Uh, yeah. That's-- uh, that's
my son.
1255
00:58:49,215 --> 00:58:51,251
It's after 12:00. I was
watching him.
1256
00:58:51,355 --> 00:58:52,908
He doesn't seem happy here.
1257
00:58:53,046 --> 00:58:56,187
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
You were watching him during my
set?
1258
00:58:56,291 --> 00:58:58,120
- And now I'm offended. I got
this, Ez.
- No, Dad, Dad...
1259
00:58:58,224 --> 00:58:59,915
- I got it.
- No child should be in this
club.
1260
00:59:00,019 --> 00:59:02,159
Especially not a child with
issues.
1261
00:59:02,262 --> 00:59:03,263
- Issues?
- Yeah.
1262
00:59:03,505 --> 00:59:05,196
- I can't hear.
- Really? Let me ask you
something.
1263
00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:07,405
Do I come to where you work
and knock the cock outta your
mouth?
1264
00:59:07,509 --> 00:59:08,545
[bartender] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1265
00:59:08,648 --> 00:59:09,994
- That's my wife.
- Oh, really?
1266
00:59:10,477 --> 00:59:12,203
I'm sorry to hear that,
but she should mind
her own fucking business.
1267
00:59:12,307 --> 00:59:13,377
Hey, hey, hey!
1268
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,034
[all shouting indistinctly]
1269
00:59:15,137 --> 00:59:16,794
[glass shattering]
1270
00:59:18,278 --> 00:59:19,694
[Ezra] Dad!
1271
00:59:19,797 --> 00:59:21,212
[woman screams]
1272
00:59:21,316 --> 00:59:22,420
[Max] Come on, Ezra!
1273
00:59:22,524 --> 00:59:24,975
[emotional piano music playing]
1274
00:59:28,116 --> 00:59:31,947
- They were the owners.
- Like I said, Ez, I didn't know.
1275
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:35,468
- They were the owners.
- We covered this already, okay?
1276
00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:37,090
That's enough now.
1277
00:59:37,815 --> 00:59:41,094
- I wanna go home.
- Hey, buddy, I'm sorry, okay?
1278
00:59:41,198 --> 00:59:42,717
- I want to go home!
- It was my bad.
1279
00:59:42,820 --> 00:59:44,719
Okay, listen to me, Ezzie, okay?
1280
00:59:45,202 --> 00:59:48,170
Sometimes life's gonna get
messy, okay?
1281
00:59:48,274 --> 00:59:51,967
And if it does, that's okay.
1282
00:59:52,071 --> 00:59:53,590
You know, people say life's
gotta be neat,
1283
00:59:53,693 --> 00:59:55,626
it's gotta be nice, but it
doesn't.
1284
00:59:57,007 --> 00:59:58,836
- You hear me?
- Yes.
1285
01:00:00,631 --> 01:00:01,908
Okay.
1286
01:00:03,392 --> 01:00:04,670
All right, that's good.
1287
01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:07,983
Go to sleep. That's--
1288
01:00:09,191 --> 01:00:10,399
that's a good idea.
1289
01:00:10,503 --> 01:00:15,750
[♪]
1290
01:00:20,582 --> 01:00:22,619
[Jenna] I really appreciate
this, Stan.
1291
01:00:28,521 --> 01:00:30,212
A mother's job is never done.
1292
01:00:31,248 --> 01:00:32,629
Or a father's.
1293
01:00:34,492 --> 01:00:35,597
[Jenna chuckles]
1294
01:00:35,701 --> 01:00:37,772
I guess I don't even know
anymore.
1295
01:00:48,955 --> 01:00:50,785
Here. Turn here. Here.
1296
01:00:58,309 --> 01:01:00,726
There he is. There he is.
Get close. Look, look.
1297
01:01:00,829 --> 01:01:02,762
Okay. Okay.
1298
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,145
[Nick] Shit!
1299
01:01:06,248 --> 01:01:08,526
[Pop-Pop] Look at your guilt on
your face.
1300
01:01:08,630 --> 01:01:10,528
- What are you doing?
- What am I doing?
1301
01:01:10,632 --> 01:01:12,461
- Run, Zorba, run!
- Get off my property!
1302
01:01:12,565 --> 01:01:14,498
Yeah, run! Come on, run!
1303
01:01:14,601 --> 01:01:15,879
- Fuck you, Stan!
- Yeah, fuck you!
1304
01:01:15,982 --> 01:01:18,398
Come on, I told you,
I don't know where they went!
1305
01:01:18,502 --> 01:01:20,711
[Jenna]
I thought you had more sense,
Nick.
1306
01:01:20,815 --> 01:01:23,058
Yeah, well,
I thought you had a heart,
Jenna.
1307
01:01:23,162 --> 01:01:25,371
- Think about Ezra!
- My kid is out there!
1308
01:01:25,474 --> 01:01:26,579
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Where is he?
1309
01:01:26,786 --> 01:01:28,167
I'm gonna plunge this
into your heart right now
1310
01:01:28,270 --> 01:01:29,824
unless you tell me exactly
where they are!
1311
01:01:29,927 --> 01:01:31,032
Where are they?
1312
01:01:31,135 --> 01:01:33,068
They went to go do Kimmel in LA!
1313
01:01:35,864 --> 01:01:37,072
He got Kimmel?
1314
01:01:37,176 --> 01:01:37,935
Yeah.
1315
01:01:38,039 --> 01:01:39,350
I know. He booked Kimmel.
1316
01:01:40,558 --> 01:01:41,525
Can you believe it?
1317
01:01:41,628 --> 01:01:45,011
I mean, he's funny but--
[groans]
1318
01:01:45,115 --> 01:01:47,496
Wait, please don't tell Max
that I ratted him out.
1319
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,498
I'm not strong.
1320
01:01:49,602 --> 01:01:50,465
- Ow!
- Stop whining!
1321
01:01:50,568 --> 01:01:52,018
God.
1322
01:01:52,122 --> 01:01:53,779
Meet me in the car.
I've got some unfinished
business.
1323
01:01:53,882 --> 01:01:55,919
Please, please,
don't leave me alone with him.
1324
01:01:59,198 --> 01:02:02,442
Okay, I'm going to put this
in as loving a way as possible.
1325
01:02:03,271 --> 01:02:04,755
You need help!
1326
01:02:04,859 --> 01:02:06,757
Oh, hi, this is Jayne Green's
assistant.
1327
01:02:06,861 --> 01:02:10,416
I was wanting to confirm
the date and time
for Max Bernal's appearance.
1328
01:02:12,936 --> 01:02:15,732
Yes, I, uh, accidentally
deleted an email.
1329
01:02:18,493 --> 01:02:20,702
Oh, great! Thank you so much.
1330
01:02:20,806 --> 01:02:22,428
Appreciate it. Take care.
1331
01:02:23,843 --> 01:02:24,982
Let's go.
1332
01:02:32,093 --> 01:02:33,508
I'm gonna get a coffee.
1333
01:02:33,611 --> 01:02:36,200
- Ooh, there's candy.
- Hey, you've had enough sugar.
1334
01:02:37,201 --> 01:02:38,030
[Max chuckles]
1335
01:02:38,133 --> 01:02:39,548
Uh, can I have a black coffee
please?
1336
01:02:39,652 --> 01:02:41,033
- Sure thing.
- Thanks.
1337
01:02:43,587 --> 01:02:47,833
Hey, dude, where can I get
a local motel you can suggest?
1338
01:02:47,936 --> 01:02:49,869
Uh, yeah,
you got the Jersey plates, right?
1339
01:02:49,973 --> 01:02:51,181
- Uh-huh.
- '71 El Do?
1340
01:02:51,284 --> 01:02:52,458
- Yeah.
- Sweet.
1341
01:02:52,838 --> 01:02:55,806
Yeah. Hey, hey, sir, you--
you got a great-- great eye for
cars.
1342
01:02:55,910 --> 01:02:58,395
Ah, only sort of.
Uh, my grandma's got an El Do.
1343
01:02:58,498 --> 01:03:01,053
So, five exits, Best Western,
includes breakfast and biscuits.
1344
01:03:01,156 --> 01:03:02,848
- Oh. Great. Which way? That way?
- That way.
1345
01:03:02,951 --> 01:03:04,850
Hey, look, I'm on TV!
1346
01:03:05,436 --> 01:03:07,714
Yeah, look at that, buddy.
Your commercial's running
everywhere.
1347
01:03:07,818 --> 01:03:09,061
- This should help.
- Yeah.
1348
01:03:09,164 --> 01:03:10,717
Child actor, we're on our way
to Hollywood
1349
01:03:10,821 --> 01:03:12,133
for a big screen test.
1350
01:03:12,236 --> 01:03:13,341
- Not true.
- Why don't you go
1351
01:03:13,444 --> 01:03:15,688
- wait for me in the car, yeah?
- Hey, wait!
1352
01:03:16,137 --> 01:03:18,795
Have I seen you in anything?
1353
01:03:18,898 --> 01:03:22,143
Sanford and Son. It will be
remade!
1354
01:03:23,938 --> 01:03:26,181
Hey, let me get your autograph.
Sign it "To Tim."
1355
01:03:26,285 --> 01:03:28,183
"You'll never catch me alive,
Tim!"
1356
01:03:29,046 --> 01:03:30,392
[door creaking]
1357
01:03:40,747 --> 01:03:43,164
[Max] DUI Checkpoint. What the
hell?
1358
01:03:53,001 --> 01:03:56,039
[car rattling]
1359
01:03:56,142 --> 01:03:57,764
- [Max] Whoa!
- [Ezra] What's wrong?
1360
01:03:57,868 --> 01:03:59,490
Nothing! Go back to sleep, buddy.
1361
01:03:59,594 --> 01:04:01,078
- Come on, it's late.
- What are you doing?
1362
01:04:01,182 --> 01:04:03,046
- Just taking a shortcut.
- To where?
1363
01:04:03,149 --> 01:04:05,945
- Best campsite in Nebraska.
- This isn't a shortcut!
1364
01:04:06,049 --> 01:04:07,429
- Yeah, it is!
- No, it's not!
1365
01:04:07,533 --> 01:04:09,949
I can see the road right
there-- shit!
1366
01:04:10,053 --> 01:04:11,986
- [metallic clanking]
- Fuck!
1367
01:04:12,089 --> 01:04:14,160
Ez? Ez, where are ya? You okay?
1368
01:04:14,264 --> 01:04:16,024
- Ezzie?
- [Ezra groans]
1369
01:04:16,128 --> 01:04:17,612
I want to go home!
1370
01:04:17,715 --> 01:04:18,958
- [car door clicks open]
- [Max] Ez.
1371
01:04:19,062 --> 01:04:22,928
Ez! Fuck! Fuck! Hey, come on,
buddy!
1372
01:04:25,206 --> 01:04:26,103
Okay.
1373
01:04:27,070 --> 01:04:28,347
Come on, where are you?
1374
01:04:29,141 --> 01:04:30,038
Ez?
1375
01:04:31,281 --> 01:04:32,040
Ezzie?
1376
01:04:32,144 --> 01:04:34,008
[breathing heavily]
1377
01:04:35,388 --> 01:04:36,320
Fuck!
1378
01:04:36,424 --> 01:04:37,632
[foliage rustling]
1379
01:04:39,427 --> 01:04:40,497
Ezzie!
1380
01:04:45,226 --> 01:04:46,399
Ezzie!
1381
01:04:56,754 --> 01:04:57,997
Ez!
1382
01:05:04,590 --> 01:05:05,867
Ezzie!
1383
01:05:05,971 --> 01:05:11,286
[♪]
1384
01:05:11,390 --> 01:05:13,426
[steam hissing]
1385
01:05:16,015 --> 01:05:17,465
- [Max] Hey! Stop!
- [Ezra] No!
1386
01:05:17,568 --> 01:05:18,845
Stop!
1387
01:05:19,363 --> 01:05:21,365
- Hey! Hey! I said stop, okay?
- Ow!
1388
01:05:21,469 --> 01:05:23,609
Stop! I said stop!
1389
01:05:23,712 --> 01:05:25,576
I told you to stop!
1390
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:27,199
What are you gonna do?
1391
01:05:27,716 --> 01:05:30,685
Hit me? You wanna hit me? Come
on, hit me!
1392
01:05:30,788 --> 01:05:32,135
No! I'm-- I'm not, I'm not.
1393
01:05:32,238 --> 01:05:33,515
No, I just-- you scared me, buddy.
1394
01:05:33,619 --> 01:05:35,897
You freaked me out. I'm sorry.
Okay?
1395
01:05:36,001 --> 01:05:37,830
Why did you take me?
1396
01:05:38,244 --> 01:05:40,591
Why did you take me
if you don't know how to help
me?
1397
01:05:40,695 --> 01:05:42,248
I don't know, buddy.
1398
01:05:42,352 --> 01:05:44,388
You're my superhero.
I just-- you're everything.
1399
01:05:44,492 --> 01:05:46,149
You're my mojo.
1400
01:05:46,252 --> 01:05:48,806
I'm not your superhero!
1401
01:05:48,910 --> 01:05:51,050
I'm not your mojo! I'm not your
buddy!
1402
01:05:51,154 --> 01:05:53,466
I'm your son! And you're my dad!
1403
01:05:53,570 --> 01:05:56,711
My dad! My dad! My dad! My dad!
My dad!
1404
01:05:56,814 --> 01:05:59,196
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
1405
01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:01,164
- [sobbing] I hate you.
- It's okay.
1406
01:06:01,267 --> 01:06:04,132
I hate you. [sobbing]
1407
01:06:04,236 --> 01:06:06,100
[hissing continues]
1408
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,414
[crickets chirping]
1409
01:06:31,711 --> 01:06:33,782
[line ringing]
1410
01:06:33,886 --> 01:06:36,233
[Max breathing heavily]
1411
01:06:37,821 --> 01:06:39,616
- [Stan] Hello?
- Pop?
1412
01:06:41,549 --> 01:06:42,515
Hello?
1413
01:06:42,619 --> 01:06:43,930
I almost hit my kid.
1414
01:06:44,034 --> 01:06:45,277
Wh-- what happened?
1415
01:06:46,071 --> 01:06:47,210
What h-- what happened?
1416
01:06:47,313 --> 01:06:48,970
- I-- I almost--
- What?
1417
01:06:49,074 --> 01:06:50,661
I almost hit Ezra.
1418
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,698
Where are you? Shit.
1419
01:06:52,801 --> 01:06:56,357
- I-- I'm in the-- I'm in the
woods.
- Where, where, where?
1420
01:06:56,460 --> 01:06:58,117
The fucking woods.
I don't know where, okay?
1421
01:06:58,221 --> 01:07:01,258
I just-- I almost hit Ezra, and
I--
1422
01:07:01,362 --> 01:07:02,708
I don't know where to put all
this, Pop.
1423
01:07:02,811 --> 01:07:05,435
I don't know where to put
all this fucking rage.
1424
01:07:05,849 --> 01:07:09,197
You don't put it anywhere.
You just-- you bury it.
1425
01:07:09,577 --> 01:07:12,856
Yeah, okay.
But I'm asking you, what do I
do?
1426
01:07:12,959 --> 01:07:13,995
You know what to do!
You can't--
1427
01:07:14,099 --> 01:07:15,445
I don't.
I don't know what to do, man.
1428
01:07:15,548 --> 01:07:17,378
I'm in a forest,
I'm losing my shit,
1429
01:07:17,481 --> 01:07:19,690
and I don't know what to do,
so I thought that maybe,
1430
01:07:19,794 --> 01:07:21,451
just maybe you might just be
like a normal dad
1431
01:07:21,554 --> 01:07:22,624
and give me some fucking
advice!
1432
01:07:22,831 --> 01:07:24,212
Max, shut up.
What are you talking about?
1433
01:07:24,316 --> 01:07:25,765
I'm trying to talk to you about
it now.
1434
01:07:25,869 --> 01:07:26,870
And then you want some advice?
1435
01:07:26,973 --> 01:07:28,044
I'll give you some advice.
1436
01:07:28,147 --> 01:07:29,424
It's this simple.
1437
01:07:29,528 --> 01:07:31,599
Bite your arm off, tie yourself
to a tree,
1438
01:07:31,702 --> 01:07:34,153
do whatever you need to do
to not hit your kid.
1439
01:07:34,257 --> 01:07:36,052
It's that simple.
1440
01:07:37,329 --> 01:07:38,468
You understand?
1441
01:07:38,571 --> 01:07:40,332
Look what happened with us.
It killed me.
1442
01:07:40,435 --> 01:07:42,644
You cannot hit him. You cannot
hit him!
1443
01:07:44,922 --> 01:07:46,821
Okay, I-- Yeah, I get it.
1444
01:07:47,511 --> 01:07:48,754
Are you sure you do?
Because if you did,
1445
01:07:48,857 --> 01:07:50,100
you'd know it's time
to throw in the towel
1446
01:07:50,204 --> 01:07:51,239
on this stupid trip.
1447
01:07:51,343 --> 01:07:53,034
- It's not a stupid trip.
- Yes, it is.
1448
01:07:53,138 --> 01:07:54,587
It's not, Pop. It's not stupid.
1449
01:07:54,691 --> 01:07:57,211
Yes, it is. It's stupid.
1450
01:07:57,314 --> 01:07:59,454
How are you gonna feel
if you end up back in jail?
1451
01:07:59,558 --> 01:08:00,455
Then what?
1452
01:08:01,525 --> 01:08:03,079
[Max sighs]
1453
01:08:03,182 --> 01:08:05,150
Where are you? I'll come get
you.
1454
01:08:10,569 --> 01:08:12,709
Fuck. Fuck.
1455
01:08:12,812 --> 01:08:15,884
[panting]
1456
01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:19,647
[birds chirping]
1457
01:08:32,694 --> 01:08:35,145
[urinating]
1458
01:08:41,669 --> 01:08:42,635
[unzips pants]
1459
01:08:46,260 --> 01:08:47,916
[Jenna] You can't even say the
word.
1460
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:49,194
[Stan] It's just a word.
1461
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,265
Autism.
1462
01:08:53,370 --> 01:08:54,751
Yeah, whatever.
1463
01:08:54,854 --> 01:08:56,822
[chuckles]
1464
01:08:56,925 --> 01:09:01,447
Saying it out loud,
it'll help Ezzie in his life.
1465
01:09:01,551 --> 01:09:05,417
Nah, you know,
I don't-- I'm not sure about
that.
1466
01:09:07,798 --> 01:09:10,560
We gotta be able
to talk about this and not...
1467
01:09:11,388 --> 01:09:12,976
Okay, tell me.
What do you want to talk about?
1468
01:09:13,079 --> 01:09:14,426
I don't want to be hiding about
it.
1469
01:09:14,529 --> 01:09:16,048
I want to talk about it.
I want to give it a name.
1470
01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:18,050
I want to get--
I want to get all the help we
can get.
1471
01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:19,948
Who's hiding? Who's hiding?
Nobody's hiding.
1472
01:09:20,052 --> 01:09:22,641
Max is hiding him right now!
He took him, he's hiding him!
1473
01:09:22,744 --> 01:09:24,436
He's not hiding him,
he's taking him somewhere.
1474
01:09:24,539 --> 01:09:26,438
You think he's gonna kill him?
He's gonna--
1475
01:09:26,541 --> 01:09:28,578
I don't think--
of course I don't think that.
1476
01:09:28,681 --> 01:09:31,477
- [overlapping conversation]
- I don't think that, but he
scared me.
1477
01:09:31,581 --> 01:09:33,962
You know he's gonna take him
somewhere or do something.
1478
01:09:34,066 --> 01:09:36,551
But that doesn't mean
he's gonna do anything bad to
him.
1479
01:09:36,655 --> 01:09:37,656
I don't know.
1480
01:09:37,759 --> 01:09:39,485
The fragility of Max
and his mental state,
1481
01:09:39,589 --> 01:09:42,557
and his situ-- he's--
he flies off the handle.
1482
01:09:42,661 --> 01:09:44,697
He doesn't know how to control
Ezzie.
1483
01:09:44,801 --> 01:09:46,803
He doesn't know everything that
he needs.
1484
01:09:46,906 --> 01:09:49,426
No, he doesn't.
But neither do you. Nobody
knows.
1485
01:09:49,530 --> 01:09:51,048
- I--
- It's what it is.
1486
01:09:51,152 --> 01:09:52,878
It's a condition that just is
there.
1487
01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:55,467
We have to deal with it.
1488
01:09:55,570 --> 01:09:57,158
And I know you--
I know you think
1489
01:09:57,262 --> 01:09:59,333
my side gave him
what you say he's got.
1490
01:09:59,436 --> 01:10:00,851
- I never said that.
- You didn't have to.
1491
01:10:00,955 --> 01:10:02,163
I never said that.
1492
01:10:02,577 --> 01:10:04,165
And my wife did the same thing.
I had the same fights with her.
1493
01:10:04,269 --> 01:10:06,443
- Do not compare me to his
mother.
- I'm not comparing you, but--
1494
01:10:06,547 --> 01:10:07,755
Don't compare me to his mother.
1495
01:10:07,858 --> 01:10:10,033
I'm not comparing you,
but there is a similarity.
1496
01:10:10,136 --> 01:10:12,242
I'm sorry. It is what it is.
1497
01:10:12,346 --> 01:10:14,037
I devoted my life to this
family.
1498
01:10:14,140 --> 01:10:17,868
I'm devoting my life to this
family.
That woman abandoned him.
1499
01:10:18,938 --> 01:10:21,527
I don't even know what happened
because you don't talk about it,
1500
01:10:21,631 --> 01:10:24,323
and Max doesn't talk about it,
so nobody talks about anything.
1501
01:10:24,427 --> 01:10:26,567
But-- but what she did was
unforgivable.
1502
01:10:27,395 --> 01:10:28,672
Don't compare me to her.
1503
01:10:30,087 --> 01:10:31,261
How dare you.
1504
01:10:31,365 --> 01:10:33,781
It was a--
1505
01:10:33,884 --> 01:10:36,784
it was a long time ago,
so it's all over with now.
1506
01:10:37,888 --> 01:10:41,029
[flies buzzing]
1507
01:10:45,724 --> 01:10:47,864
[Ezra] I can't believe
you grew up around here.
1508
01:10:47,967 --> 01:10:49,279
[Max] Yeah, I know, right?
1509
01:10:49,693 --> 01:10:51,281
Pop-Pop met my mother in New
York,
1510
01:10:51,385 --> 01:10:53,456
and then, well, we all moved to
Nebraska.
1511
01:10:53,559 --> 01:10:54,802
Why did your mother leave?
1512
01:10:58,702 --> 01:11:01,429
Uh, you know, it's funny, buddy.
1513
01:11:01,533 --> 01:11:03,259
I-- I don't really know.
1514
01:11:03,362 --> 01:11:04,398
That's not funny.
1515
01:11:05,744 --> 01:11:07,332
You're right. It's not funny.
1516
01:11:10,024 --> 01:11:12,751
You know, I just--
I woke up one morning, and she
was gone.
1517
01:11:14,891 --> 01:11:17,100
And I guess, uh,
1518
01:11:17,203 --> 01:11:18,515
I guess after so many years,
1519
01:11:18,619 --> 01:11:20,103
I just worked it out for myself
1520
01:11:20,206 --> 01:11:22,692
that she must have been
pretty sad
1521
01:11:24,176 --> 01:11:25,695
to do something like that, right?
1522
01:11:26,661 --> 01:11:29,077
She was a terrible mother.
1523
01:11:32,426 --> 01:11:33,703
You're right. She was.
1524
01:11:36,326 --> 01:11:37,362
She was.
1525
01:11:40,951 --> 01:11:43,160
[Max] All right, come on. Let's
go.
1526
01:11:43,264 --> 01:11:44,507
Hey, folks, thank you again.
1527
01:11:44,610 --> 01:11:47,130
- Thank you so much.
- [man] Bye. Be safe now.
1528
01:11:47,233 --> 01:11:48,614
[Max] What a nice couple.
1529
01:11:49,201 --> 01:11:52,480
I bet-- I bet they've been
together
since they were your age.
1530
01:11:52,584 --> 01:11:56,070
- I'm going to die a virgin.
- What? No, that's bullshit.
1531
01:11:56,553 --> 01:12:00,005
Someone out there who loves
dinosaurs,
1532
01:12:00,108 --> 01:12:02,318
Dostoevsky and Family Guy.
1533
01:12:02,421 --> 01:12:04,803
- You watch.
- And live action D&D.
1534
01:12:04,906 --> 01:12:08,185
And live action D&D.
There you go. You know what you
want.
1535
01:12:08,841 --> 01:12:11,775
- What are we doing here?
- [Max sighs]
1536
01:12:11,879 --> 01:12:15,986
The lady who lives here
is an old friend of your dad's.
1537
01:12:16,815 --> 01:12:19,196
This place looks like
a demon movie waiting to happen.
1538
01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:21,820
[chuckles] Let's hope not, huh?
1539
01:12:21,923 --> 01:12:24,547
Ah! [knocks on door]
1540
01:12:28,689 --> 01:12:30,415
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, hey!
1541
01:12:30,518 --> 01:12:32,727
- Hi.
- What--
1542
01:12:32,831 --> 01:12:35,281
- Hi.
- [chuckles] Oh, no!
1543
01:12:35,385 --> 01:12:36,904
- Hi!
- Hi, Grace. Hi!
1544
01:12:37,007 --> 01:12:38,077
What are you doing here?
1545
01:12:38,181 --> 01:12:40,148
[Max sighs]
That's a-- that's a long story.
1546
01:12:40,252 --> 01:12:43,738
Um, Grace, this is Ezra.
1547
01:12:46,258 --> 01:12:48,053
Nice to meet you, Ezra.
1548
01:12:48,156 --> 01:12:49,503
Heard a lot about you.
1549
01:12:50,780 --> 01:12:52,816
- I've never heard about you.
- [Max] Yeah.
1550
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:54,680
- [girl] Who's here, Mom?
- [Max] Oh, wow.
1551
01:12:54,784 --> 01:12:57,234
- You're--
- [chuckles] This is my Ruby.
1552
01:12:57,338 --> 01:12:59,029
Way different from your baby
picture.
1553
01:12:59,133 --> 01:13:00,065
[chuckles] I hope so.
1554
01:13:00,168 --> 01:13:02,170
- Hi.
- [Grace] This is an old friend,
Max.
1555
01:13:02,274 --> 01:13:03,655
And his son Ezra.
1556
01:13:04,656 --> 01:13:05,898
Hi.
1557
01:13:06,002 --> 01:13:08,038
Do you wanna come play with
Harper and me?
1558
01:13:09,315 --> 01:13:10,178
[Ruby chuckles]
1559
01:13:12,284 --> 01:13:13,768
Come on! Harper!
1560
01:13:13,872 --> 01:13:15,183
[Harper panting]
1561
01:13:15,287 --> 01:13:17,289
- This is a surprise.
- Yeah, I know.
1562
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:20,810
- Mm.
- You think we can go inside?
1563
01:13:20,913 --> 01:13:23,399
I'm kind of a fugitive from the
law.
1564
01:13:23,502 --> 01:13:24,986
- What the hell?
- I'm not joking.
1565
01:13:25,918 --> 01:13:26,919
Come on!
1566
01:13:27,023 --> 01:13:29,612
[Harper barking]
1567
01:13:32,994 --> 01:13:34,030
Harper!
1568
01:13:37,896 --> 01:13:38,759
[Ezra] Does...
1569
01:13:39,932 --> 01:13:42,279
does Harper always follow you?
1570
01:13:42,383 --> 01:13:43,488
All the time.
1571
01:13:43,591 --> 01:13:45,351
Lucky dog.
1572
01:13:45,662 --> 01:13:48,838
[girl] Get off of me! [laughter]
1573
01:13:48,941 --> 01:13:52,358
Ridgeway has tried to push me
into Jack's pond.
1574
01:13:52,462 --> 01:13:54,395
- You loved it!
- [girl] You wish!
1575
01:13:54,499 --> 01:13:57,640
- [Ridgeway] You moving on my
girl, man?
- Uh, I'm not his girl.
1576
01:13:59,262 --> 01:14:00,643
[Ridgeway] Introduce us, Rubes.
1577
01:14:00,746 --> 01:14:03,922
- Ezra, Ridgeway and Cally.
- Where are you from?
1578
01:14:06,303 --> 01:14:07,788
He's from back east.
1579
01:14:08,202 --> 01:14:09,686
Wow, look at him go.
1580
01:14:09,790 --> 01:14:12,793
Please don't be a dick.
1581
01:14:12,896 --> 01:14:15,865
"No one cared who I was
until I put on the mask."
1582
01:14:15,968 --> 01:14:18,833
That was pretty random, freak.
1583
01:14:18,937 --> 01:14:21,698
"Who is Bane? Why does he wear
the mask?"
1584
01:14:21,802 --> 01:14:23,148
Dark Knight is my obsession.
1585
01:14:25,219 --> 01:14:26,116
Let's go.
1586
01:14:28,118 --> 01:14:29,257
[Grace] So tell me again.
1587
01:14:29,361 --> 01:14:31,674
Oh, I just ran out of patience.
1588
01:14:31,777 --> 01:14:33,158
Which happens to all parents.
1589
01:14:33,261 --> 01:14:35,574
Yeah, but what I was seeing--
1590
01:14:35,678 --> 01:14:36,713
He wasn't safe.
1591
01:14:38,370 --> 01:14:39,475
And now he is?
1592
01:14:43,202 --> 01:14:44,549
Appears safe to me.
1593
01:14:47,379 --> 01:14:50,831
- Ugh... I don't know, Max.
- What?
1594
01:14:50,934 --> 01:14:52,246
Why don't you let me call Jenna?
1595
01:14:52,349 --> 01:14:54,248
No, no, no, no.
Look, I already called her, okay?
1596
01:14:54,351 --> 01:14:55,525
She knows he's okay.
1597
01:14:57,976 --> 01:14:58,873
Okay.
1598
01:14:59,529 --> 01:15:00,703
Yeah.
1599
01:15:01,117 --> 01:15:03,706
I'm not gonna fight you on it,
all right?
1600
01:15:03,809 --> 01:15:06,329
So eat your sandwich, wash up,
1601
01:15:06,432 --> 01:15:08,055
and hitchhike off to LA.
1602
01:15:09,574 --> 01:15:12,715
Look, I know this all seems
insane, but...
1603
01:15:12,818 --> 01:15:14,751
- Yeah.
- ...I didn't know where else to
go.
1604
01:15:14,855 --> 01:15:15,925
So...
1605
01:15:17,167 --> 01:15:19,238
So let me help you.
1606
01:15:19,342 --> 01:15:22,587
I can't-- I got-- I gotta
finish this, Grace.
1607
01:15:22,690 --> 01:15:25,521
I do, you know. That kid is--
1608
01:15:26,176 --> 01:15:27,937
is the one thing that I can't
get wrong.
1609
01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:29,732
That's right. That's right, you
can't.
1610
01:15:29,835 --> 01:15:31,527
- Because he's perfect.
- No.
1611
01:15:31,906 --> 01:15:33,701
He's not, Grace. He's not
perfect.
1612
01:15:33,805 --> 01:15:36,083
And everybody's trying to make
him be
1613
01:15:36,186 --> 01:15:37,325
just like everybody else.
1614
01:15:37,429 --> 01:15:39,465
Me included, right?
1615
01:15:39,569 --> 01:15:41,709
And then
one day he might magically wake
up
1616
01:15:41,813 --> 01:15:45,023
[stammers]
and become the coolest, most
amped up
1617
01:15:45,126 --> 01:15:49,199
and normal kid
that's ever walked the face of
the earth.
1618
01:15:49,303 --> 01:15:50,787
And that is not gonna happen.
1619
01:15:52,444 --> 01:15:53,341
It's not.
1620
01:16:00,210 --> 01:16:01,522
It's not. It's never gonna
happen.
1621
01:16:01,626 --> 01:16:02,661
So, I have to protect him,
1622
01:16:02,765 --> 01:16:04,974
you know, and if I can't
protect him,
1623
01:16:05,077 --> 01:16:06,700
well, then, he's not gonna make
it.
1624
01:16:06,803 --> 01:16:08,253
And I-- [exhales]
1625
01:16:08,356 --> 01:16:10,324
["Carry You" by Novo Amor plays]
1626
01:16:13,051 --> 01:16:15,605
[Max sighing]
1627
01:16:20,506 --> 01:16:22,923
Do you want caramel or fudge?
1628
01:16:24,062 --> 01:16:25,132
[Ridgeway] Both.
1629
01:16:25,235 --> 01:16:26,996
[Cally] You're so bad.
1630
01:16:27,721 --> 01:16:29,861
Oh, my God! You have to try
this, Ezra!
1631
01:16:31,241 --> 01:16:33,140
Come on. I won't take no for an
answer.
1632
01:16:34,313 --> 01:16:35,625
Uh-uh.
1633
01:16:38,352 --> 01:16:39,353
You won't regret it.
1634
01:16:43,426 --> 01:16:45,117
♪ Torn down
1635
01:16:45,221 --> 01:16:46,118
How good is that?
1636
01:16:46,222 --> 01:16:48,327
♪ Full of aching
1637
01:16:48,431 --> 01:16:49,605
♪ Somehow
1638
01:16:49,708 --> 01:16:50,882
You okay?
1639
01:16:50,985 --> 01:16:53,436
♪ Our youth would take the
blame ♪
1640
01:16:53,539 --> 01:16:54,713
♪ Worn out
1641
01:16:54,817 --> 01:16:56,473
[Grace] Yeah, I mean, nobody
uses it.
1642
01:16:56,577 --> 01:16:58,717
[Max] Oh, my God.
1643
01:17:00,374 --> 01:17:02,134
- Here she is!
- Oh!
1644
01:17:02,238 --> 01:17:03,204
I gotta lay hands on her.
1645
01:17:03,308 --> 01:17:04,930
- [Grace laughs]
- Oh, I'm getting the vibes.
1646
01:17:05,034 --> 01:17:06,552
We did everything in this
bucket.
1647
01:17:06,656 --> 01:17:08,727
[laughs] You know what?
1648
01:17:08,831 --> 01:17:10,073
If she starts, take her.
1649
01:17:11,212 --> 01:17:12,489
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1650
01:17:12,593 --> 01:17:14,215
Okay. Thank you.
1651
01:17:14,664 --> 01:17:17,771
I'll-- I'll get it back to you
just as soon all this blows
over.
1652
01:17:17,874 --> 01:17:19,635
It's okay. It's gonna be fine,
Max.
1653
01:17:20,566 --> 01:17:21,706
It's gonna be fine.
1654
01:17:22,051 --> 01:17:24,122
You just need to stop biting
the dog.
1655
01:17:25,261 --> 01:17:26,469
♪ Climb down
1656
01:17:26,572 --> 01:17:28,678
- What-- what do you mean?
- Sixth grade.
1657
01:17:28,782 --> 01:17:31,854
A dog was coming toward us,
and you bit the dog.
1658
01:17:31,957 --> 01:17:32,786
Oh!
1659
01:17:32,889 --> 01:17:34,477
- Yeah, well--
- You bit it.
1660
01:17:34,580 --> 01:17:36,237
I was-- I was trying to protect
you.
1661
01:17:36,341 --> 01:17:38,274
- Oh, right. Come on!
- I was protecting you.
1662
01:17:38,377 --> 01:17:41,553
Come on! I mean, the dog
wasn't even gonna bite me or
you.
1663
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:44,556
The poor thing ran off
with its tail between its legs.
1664
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,075
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1665
01:17:48,491 --> 01:17:51,218
Listen, not everyone
is trying to bite you, Max.
1666
01:17:54,635 --> 01:17:56,326
♪ Hallowed
1667
01:17:56,706 --> 01:17:58,052
[Ruby] You want to feed him?
1668
01:17:59,709 --> 01:18:01,228
Have you ever ridden one before?
1669
01:18:03,817 --> 01:18:05,370
How would you feel if you left
here
1670
01:18:05,473 --> 01:18:07,821
and didn't even pet
one of these gorgeous animals?
1671
01:18:07,924 --> 01:18:09,167
Like a loser.
1672
01:18:10,099 --> 01:18:11,169
Okay.
1673
01:18:11,272 --> 01:18:13,930
So, let's start with how to
greet a horse.
1674
01:18:14,517 --> 01:18:17,554
You approach a horse from the
side
so he can see you.
1675
01:18:18,003 --> 01:18:20,868
Then you pat him right here
on the side of his face.
1676
01:18:21,420 --> 01:18:25,390
Then you say in the nicest way,
"Hello, Bosco."
1677
01:18:29,739 --> 01:18:31,189
Hello, pasture king.
1678
01:18:34,779 --> 01:18:36,884
I bet he likes pastures.
1679
01:18:36,988 --> 01:18:38,506
And he likes you.
1680
01:18:38,610 --> 01:18:39,611
You can tell?
1681
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:40,854
You bet.
1682
01:18:42,131 --> 01:18:43,684
Just look him in the eye.
1683
01:18:44,547 --> 01:18:47,550
Looking a horse in the eye
is like sharing your soul.
1684
01:18:47,653 --> 01:18:49,897
[♪]
1685
01:18:56,145 --> 01:18:57,836
[Ruby]
You just made a friend for life.
1686
01:18:57,940 --> 01:19:03,635
♪ I will carry you always
1687
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:06,155
[Ruby]
Uh, Mom, Tom's at the door.
1688
01:19:07,328 --> 01:19:09,365
- [Grace] Ooh!
- [Max] Who's Tom?
1689
01:19:09,468 --> 01:19:11,712
- All right, uh, Max, keys are
in the car.
- Okay.
1690
01:19:11,816 --> 01:19:13,818
Cally, Ridgeway, show him the
horse trail.
1691
01:19:13,921 --> 01:19:15,681
- Ruby, take Ezra, go get his
bags.
- Okay.
1692
01:19:15,785 --> 01:19:17,787
Go. Go! Go!
1693
01:19:17,891 --> 01:19:19,375
Okay, don't forget your
dinosaur, okay?
1694
01:19:19,478 --> 01:19:20,928
- [Grace] Go, go.
- Hey.
1695
01:19:22,309 --> 01:19:23,241
I'm sorry.
1696
01:19:25,070 --> 01:19:26,485
- [Max sighs]
- That's okay.
1697
01:19:36,806 --> 01:19:38,808
[indistinct mumbling]
1698
01:19:40,568 --> 01:19:43,882
- Hey, Tom, what's up?
- Sorry to bother you, Grace.
1699
01:19:43,986 --> 01:19:45,056
I got a couple swear
1700
01:19:45,159 --> 01:19:46,367
they gave a father and kid
a ride
1701
01:19:46,471 --> 01:19:47,610
and dropped them off here.
1702
01:19:47,713 --> 01:19:49,992
Seems the father
kidnapped the kid from New
Jersey.
1703
01:19:50,095 --> 01:19:52,615
That's horrible. What can I do?
1704
01:19:53,133 --> 01:19:54,859
I'm sorry.
Would you mind if I had a look
around?
1705
01:19:54,962 --> 01:19:57,793
- This woman's really upset.
- No, not at all. Come on in,
Tom.
1706
01:19:57,896 --> 01:19:59,587
- Yeah.
- Thanks. It'll just be a minute.
1707
01:20:01,693 --> 01:20:04,800
[engine cranking]
1708
01:20:04,903 --> 01:20:07,181
- [Cally] Hey! Don't flood it!
- Okay. [chuckles]
1709
01:20:07,285 --> 01:20:09,701
[engine cranking]
1710
01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,599
[engine roars]
1711
01:20:11,703 --> 01:20:13,291
[Ezra] I guess this is it.
1712
01:20:13,394 --> 01:20:14,844
[Ezra exclaims]
1713
01:20:14,948 --> 01:20:16,846
[quietly whimpers]
1714
01:20:29,583 --> 01:20:31,481
All right, you two, get a room!
1715
01:20:33,690 --> 01:20:38,212
"I don't mean to be rude,
but that was not as easy as it
looked,
1716
01:20:38,316 --> 01:20:41,353
so I would appreciate it
if you wouldn't distract me."
1717
01:20:41,767 --> 01:20:42,941
The Princess Bride.
1718
01:20:44,046 --> 01:20:45,185
Kid's a genius.
1719
01:20:45,288 --> 01:20:50,328
[♪]
1720
01:20:58,129 --> 01:20:59,924
[faint horn honking]
1721
01:21:00,027 --> 01:21:01,166
Can we get a horse?
1722
01:21:03,479 --> 01:21:04,549
Dude, we live in Hoboken.
1723
01:21:07,103 --> 01:21:08,587
Yeah. That's what I thought.
1724
01:21:10,693 --> 01:21:14,283
Hey, Ez, you understand
why I'm doing this, don't you?
1725
01:21:14,386 --> 01:21:16,561
Of course, you want to be on
Jimmy Kimmel.
1726
01:21:16,664 --> 01:21:17,631
Any father would.
1727
01:21:17,734 --> 01:21:19,909
No, no. That's not it.
1728
01:21:20,565 --> 01:21:24,258
I mean, s-sure, but it's more
than that.
1729
01:21:24,362 --> 01:21:26,778
You know, um...
1730
01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:29,298
you know how Pop-Pop gave up
being a chef
1731
01:21:29,401 --> 01:21:32,266
and then he took that job as a
doorman?
1732
01:21:32,922 --> 01:21:34,648
Well, he did that for me.
1733
01:21:37,168 --> 01:21:38,790
That makes no sense.
1734
01:21:39,342 --> 01:21:43,346
Well, that makes perfect sense,
actually, buddy.
1735
01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:45,038
Because--
1736
01:21:46,418 --> 01:21:49,697
because, you know, a dad's job
1737
01:21:49,801 --> 01:21:52,321
is to take his son down the
field.
1738
01:21:52,838 --> 01:21:55,496
- What field?
- Any field, you know?
1739
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:56,601
Football field.
1740
01:21:56,704 --> 01:21:58,361
Football causes brain injuries.
1741
01:21:58,465 --> 01:22:01,917
Okay, that's true, but in this
case,
it's a metaphor, right?
1742
01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:06,162
- Right.
- So-- so a dad's gotta--
1743
01:22:06,266 --> 01:22:07,957
he's gotta go down that field, right?
1744
01:22:08,061 --> 01:22:11,167
And-- and if he gets tackled
before he scores--
1745
01:22:11,271 --> 01:22:14,032
- Game over.
- Except that it's not.
1746
01:22:14,136 --> 01:22:15,896
'Cause all that dad wants,
right,
1747
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:21,315
is... is for that kid to pick
up the ball
where his dad got tackled
1748
01:22:21,419 --> 01:22:23,041
and to take it the rest of the
way.
1749
01:22:23,145 --> 01:22:24,456
- Touchdown!
- Exactly.
1750
01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:26,700
He's gotta keep going until he
scores.
1751
01:22:30,773 --> 01:22:31,670
Anyway...
1752
01:22:34,432 --> 01:22:36,054
that's why I'm going to Kimmel.
1753
01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:43,751
You're a good dad.
1754
01:22:56,833 --> 01:22:59,353
[cars passing in background]
1755
01:23:24,344 --> 01:23:28,555
[yawns] You want some coffee?
1756
01:23:28,658 --> 01:23:29,763
[Stan] Yeah. Love some.
1757
01:23:31,558 --> 01:23:33,560
Why don't you get a table
in the House of Pies over there.
1758
01:23:33,663 --> 01:23:36,459
I'll meet you right there.
I just wanna fill it up.
1759
01:23:36,735 --> 01:23:38,392
[Jenna] I'll see you inside.
1760
01:23:38,496 --> 01:23:39,566
See you inside.
1761
01:23:39,911 --> 01:23:40,946
What do you wanna drink?
1762
01:23:41,050 --> 01:23:42,741
"Life's a sport, drink it up."
1763
01:23:42,845 --> 01:23:44,226
Okay. What's that code for?
1764
01:23:44,329 --> 01:23:46,607
"Looks like we've got
another mystery on our hands."
1765
01:23:46,711 --> 01:23:50,128
I love the quotes, okay,
but not for every situation, right?
1766
01:23:50,232 --> 01:23:52,510
This nice lady's got her work
to do.
1767
01:23:52,613 --> 01:23:54,029
Iced tea, please.
1768
01:23:55,858 --> 01:23:57,066
My man, Ezra.
1769
01:23:57,170 --> 01:23:59,965
Dropping quotes and flying
without a net
1770
01:24:00,069 --> 01:24:02,520
so that he could order himself
a--
1771
01:24:02,623 --> 01:24:04,073
"Iced tea, please."
1772
01:24:04,177 --> 01:24:07,628
[both laughing]
1773
01:24:14,566 --> 01:24:17,638
- Where you going?
- Hey, what's going on?
1774
01:24:17,742 --> 01:24:18,950
My name's Ezra.
1775
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:21,263
And I'm going to tell you all a
joke.
1776
01:24:22,471 --> 01:24:24,542
Where do horses go when they're
sick?
1777
01:24:25,888 --> 01:24:27,510
To the horsepital!
1778
01:24:30,651 --> 01:24:31,756
Yeah.
1779
01:24:31,859 --> 01:24:34,310
Thank you!
You've been a wonderful
audience!
1780
01:24:36,001 --> 01:24:38,314
Wow. First original joke.
1781
01:24:38,418 --> 01:24:41,006
- I'm proud of you.
- New material is not easy.
1782
01:24:41,110 --> 01:24:42,318
[Max chuckles]
1783
01:24:53,881 --> 01:24:57,230
Hey, buddy, I'm gonna go,
um, wash my hands, okay?
1784
01:24:57,333 --> 01:24:58,576
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
1785
01:24:58,679 --> 01:24:59,887
Okay.
1786
01:25:01,751 --> 01:25:02,614
To the horsepital.
1787
01:25:04,271 --> 01:25:05,203
To the horsepital.
1788
01:25:05,307 --> 01:25:06,549
What are you doing here?
1789
01:25:06,653 --> 01:25:07,792
Never mind that.
Listen, I need to--
1790
01:25:08,033 --> 01:25:09,414
- How did you find me?
- We don't have time for this.
1791
01:25:09,518 --> 01:25:10,933
How did you find me all the
way out here?
1792
01:25:11,036 --> 01:25:12,659
We were at the House of Pies.
I saw you over there.
1793
01:25:12,762 --> 01:25:14,833
- Who? We who?
- Me and Jenna. She's there.
1794
01:25:14,937 --> 01:25:16,697
- It's okay.
- Je-- Okay.
1795
01:25:16,801 --> 01:25:19,010
Oh, Pop, you got some balls.
Listen to me.
1796
01:25:19,114 --> 01:25:20,494
- Will you shut up?
- No, you shut up.
1797
01:25:20,598 --> 01:25:21,978
I'm trying to tell you
something.
1798
01:25:22,082 --> 01:25:23,325
You go back
to the House of Pies,
1799
01:25:23,428 --> 01:25:24,705
and you never saw me.
1800
01:25:24,809 --> 01:25:26,362
Shut up. I'm trying to tell you
something.
1801
01:25:26,466 --> 01:25:27,812
I'm not here to stop you.
1802
01:25:31,747 --> 01:25:34,094
I'm here to apologize.
1803
01:25:34,198 --> 01:25:36,200
- For what?
- Well-- Look.
1804
01:25:36,303 --> 01:25:38,547
I'm sorry.
1805
01:25:38,650 --> 01:25:42,171
I-- you know, I-- that's all,
I'm sorry.
1806
01:25:42,827 --> 01:25:45,174
What are you talking about?
What happened? What?
1807
01:25:46,313 --> 01:25:48,798
Your mother left, and--
1808
01:25:48,902 --> 01:25:51,456
and I loved her, but I--
I was impossible to live with,
1809
01:25:51,560 --> 01:25:53,493
and I never really
told you about any of that, and
so, I--
1810
01:25:53,596 --> 01:25:55,219
- I'm sorry.
- What do you mean?
1811
01:25:55,322 --> 01:25:56,875
Mom left because I was a pain
in the ass.
1812
01:25:56,979 --> 01:25:59,084
- That's what you told me.
- No, I was the pain in the ass.
1813
01:25:59,188 --> 01:26:01,880
It was me. All I ever did was
fight. And every fight
I ever had
1814
01:26:01,984 --> 01:26:03,641
was against someone
I thought had it in for me.
1815
01:26:03,744 --> 01:26:05,574
And those kinds of fights
you never really win.
1816
01:26:05,677 --> 01:26:09,302
You just go from one person to
another
until there's nobody left.
1817
01:26:09,405 --> 01:26:13,168
And then when I wasn't
fighting, I was--
1818
01:26:13,271 --> 01:26:15,480
I was-- I was hiding--
I was hiding
1819
01:26:15,584 --> 01:26:17,689
in restaurant kitchens,
boxing gyms.
1820
01:26:17,793 --> 01:26:21,245
I was-- Now I'm hiding
holding doors open for
strangers.
1821
01:26:21,348 --> 01:26:23,385
I'm-- I'm-- I just--
1822
01:26:26,353 --> 01:26:28,528
I hid because I didn't know
what else
to do, I--
1823
01:26:29,874 --> 01:26:32,394
I didn't know how to do
what I see you doing.
1824
01:26:32,497 --> 01:26:33,257
What?
1825
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:34,396
You're fighting for something
1826
01:26:34,499 --> 01:26:36,260
that means something.
1827
01:26:36,674 --> 01:26:39,504
Maybe it's too much,
but you're trying to do the
right thing.
1828
01:26:39,608 --> 01:26:41,748
And you're in the fight
of your life for your son.
1829
01:26:41,851 --> 01:26:44,129
And if you get arrested,
you're gonna get arrested.
1830
01:26:44,233 --> 01:26:46,994
But as far as I'm concerned,
you're my heavyweight champion.
1831
01:26:48,927 --> 01:26:50,343
'Cause I had a problem.
1832
01:26:51,102 --> 01:26:53,794
I had a problem with your
mother,
and I'll never forget.
1833
01:26:56,141 --> 01:26:57,798
I wish that I had done what you
did.
1834
01:26:59,559 --> 01:27:01,181
You might have to suffer
consequences,
1835
01:27:01,285 --> 01:27:04,598
but it's-- it's worth it
'cause you did it for the right
reasons.
1836
01:27:04,702 --> 01:27:07,601
You did it because you love
your kid.
1837
01:27:08,844 --> 01:27:12,157
Taking him out of the bed
in the middle of the night--
1838
01:27:12,261 --> 01:27:13,883
- A felony.
- No, no, no.
1839
01:27:13,987 --> 01:27:15,402
Took a lot of courage.
1840
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:18,336
Believe it or not, it might've
been the best thing you ever
could've done.
1841
01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:22,167
And what you're always worried
about, not having a family,
you gotta stop that.
1842
01:27:22,271 --> 01:27:25,205
And I'm here, and Ezzie's there,
1843
01:27:25,309 --> 01:27:27,587
and the woman in the House of
Pies, well,
1844
01:27:27,690 --> 01:27:29,140
it'll all be all right with her.
1845
01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:32,212
That'll all work itself out
eventually, but you gotta know
1846
01:27:32,316 --> 01:27:33,696
that you have a family
that loves you
1847
01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:35,698
and that needs you
and that cares about you.
1848
01:27:37,044 --> 01:27:38,598
- Now be careful.
- Okay.
1849
01:27:39,115 --> 01:27:40,531
- I gotta get back.
- Okay.
1850
01:27:42,257 --> 01:27:43,499
Okay.
1851
01:27:43,603 --> 01:27:47,607
[upbeat piano music plays]
1852
01:27:55,718 --> 01:27:58,065
[Max] All right, so you
recognize
any of these names, buddy?
1853
01:27:58,169 --> 01:27:59,619
[Ezra] Yeah. Sidney Poitier.
1854
01:28:00,551 --> 01:28:03,174
"They call me Mr. Tibbs."
1855
01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:06,488
Of course. Stupid question. My
bad.
1856
01:28:06,591 --> 01:28:09,663
"Toto, I have a feeling
we're not in Kansas anymore."
1857
01:28:09,767 --> 01:28:11,872
- Dorothy is Liza Minelli's mom.
- Okay.
1858
01:28:11,976 --> 01:28:13,771
- And that's a fact.
- Pick up the pace, okay?
1859
01:28:13,874 --> 01:28:15,980
- Come on.
-"Crying?
1860
01:28:16,083 --> 01:28:18,741
There's no crying in baseball!"
1861
01:28:19,190 --> 01:28:21,641
[laughs] Come on. Come on.
1862
01:28:23,643 --> 01:28:26,508
- Is Jimmy here?
- He might stop in to say hi.
1863
01:28:26,611 --> 01:28:28,164
Oh, good. My son's a big fan.
1864
01:28:28,268 --> 01:28:29,304
No, I'm not.
1865
01:28:31,029 --> 01:28:32,307
[Stan] Park there.
1866
01:28:32,410 --> 01:28:34,274
- [Jenna] This is handicap.
- Yeah. Take the spot.
1867
01:28:34,378 --> 01:28:35,862
- It's handicap.
- Take that spot.
1868
01:28:38,727 --> 01:28:40,763
[Lance] Do as much of your set
as you want for the soundcheck.
1869
01:28:40,867 --> 01:28:42,869
- How's the mojo today, good?
- Good till the last drop.
1870
01:28:42,972 --> 01:28:44,008
- Hey, Max.
- Yeah.
1871
01:28:44,111 --> 01:28:45,250
- See the box?
- Uh-huh.
1872
01:28:45,458 --> 01:28:46,666
Don't step outside the box,
don't look at Jimmy,
1873
01:28:46,769 --> 01:28:48,046
and do not go over your time.
1874
01:28:48,150 --> 01:28:49,289
- You good?
- Jesus. At ease.
1875
01:28:49,393 --> 01:28:50,739
- Batteries in this thing?
- I hope so.
1876
01:28:50,842 --> 01:28:52,913
- Ezra, I got a front row seat
for you.
- Okay.
1877
01:28:53,017 --> 01:28:55,813
Check, check, check.
Is that mic down over there?
That's it?
1878
01:28:55,916 --> 01:28:58,816
Great. Thanks.
How's everybody doing tonight?
1879
01:28:58,919 --> 01:29:01,370
Good? Hello? Ah.
1880
01:29:01,474 --> 01:29:03,648
I gotta stay in the box.
Gotta stay in the box.
1881
01:29:03,752 --> 01:29:04,787
Hi there.
1882
01:29:04,891 --> 01:29:07,376
Hi, did Max Bernal arrive
with a young boy?
1883
01:29:07,480 --> 01:29:08,929
Both very handsome.
1884
01:29:09,067 --> 01:29:11,553
Just have a way of looking at
things through a negative lens.
1885
01:29:11,656 --> 01:29:13,934
Which makes sense,
you know, I was a breach baby.
1886
01:29:14,038 --> 01:29:16,765
My dad says I came out with a
black eye.
1887
01:29:16,868 --> 01:29:18,732
He says I popped out,
and the first thing I said was,
1888
01:29:18,836 --> 01:29:20,562
-"Who thought this was a good
idea?"
- [laughter]
1889
01:29:20,665 --> 01:29:22,011
It's right through here.
1890
01:29:23,668 --> 01:29:24,842
My son came up to me
the other day,
1891
01:29:24,945 --> 01:29:26,947
he said,
"Dad, you're an awfulizer."
1892
01:29:27,051 --> 01:29:28,777
I said, "Honey,
I don't think "awfulizer" is a
word."
1893
01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:30,399
- He says, "Yes, it is."
- Yeah!
1894
01:29:30,503 --> 01:29:31,780
There he is, my son.
1895
01:29:31,883 --> 01:29:33,402
I think he might be on
to something actually.
1896
01:29:33,506 --> 01:29:34,610
I think I am an awfulizer.
1897
01:29:34,714 --> 01:29:35,922
Because truth be told
1898
01:29:36,025 --> 01:29:38,027
I can take any situation
and just...
1899
01:29:38,131 --> 01:29:39,339
make it worse.
1900
01:29:39,443 --> 01:29:41,859
Mr. Bernal. I'm Special Agent
Costa.
1901
01:29:41,962 --> 01:29:44,758
FBI. We're here to take you
into custody.
1902
01:29:46,277 --> 01:29:48,037
Okay. I-- I can't believe this.
1903
01:29:48,141 --> 01:29:50,246
- Can you not do this in front
of my kid?
- Hi, Ezra.
1904
01:29:50,350 --> 01:29:51,558
I'm Jessica.
1905
01:29:51,662 --> 01:29:53,111
We're going to take
a little walk, all right?
1906
01:29:53,215 --> 01:29:55,666
[Max] I've travelled all the way
across the country with my son.
1907
01:29:55,769 --> 01:29:57,322
I understand
that you came across the
country.
1908
01:29:57,426 --> 01:29:59,152
[indistinct chatter]
1909
01:29:59,255 --> 01:30:00,774
[Max] Ezzie, it's fine. It's
fine.
1910
01:30:00,878 --> 01:30:03,536
- [Jessica] Let's go get some
ice cream.
- [Jenna sighs] Ezzie.
1911
01:30:03,639 --> 01:30:05,330
Your daddy just needs to talk
to my friend Joe.
1912
01:30:05,434 --> 01:30:07,367
Everything's fine, Ezra, okay?
My--
1913
01:30:07,471 --> 01:30:09,645
- [Ezra screaming]
- Don't touch my kid!
1914
01:30:09,749 --> 01:30:11,716
- Don't touch my son!
- [Jenna] He doesn't like to be
touched!
1915
01:30:11,820 --> 01:30:13,442
- [Stan] Don't touch him!
- It's okay, Ezzie.
1916
01:30:13,546 --> 01:30:14,581
[Ezra moaning]
1917
01:30:14,685 --> 01:30:15,858
It's okay. It's okay. Look, I
know.
1918
01:30:15,962 --> 01:30:17,446
I called you myself, and I made
a mistake.
1919
01:30:17,550 --> 01:30:19,690
[Stan] It's okay, Ezzie.
It's okay. We're all here.
1920
01:30:19,793 --> 01:30:21,554
[Jenna] It's okay. It's okay,
Ezzie.
1921
01:30:21,657 --> 01:30:23,314
- Ma'am, I need you to back off.
- I need you to back off!
1922
01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:24,798
This is my son. Hi!
1923
01:30:24,902 --> 01:30:28,043
Hey, baby. Ezzie. Hey, buddy.
You okay?
1924
01:30:28,146 --> 01:30:30,286
Hi. Hi.
1925
01:30:30,597 --> 01:30:33,738
Ezzie, I missed you.
1926
01:30:34,739 --> 01:30:37,570
Ez? You okay, buddy?
1927
01:30:37,673 --> 01:30:40,124
Did you have a good time?
How was the trip?
1928
01:30:43,368 --> 01:30:46,061
- I talked to a horse.
- What?
1929
01:30:46,164 --> 01:30:47,994
That's amazing.
1930
01:30:48,097 --> 01:30:49,513
I wish I'd been there.
1931
01:31:03,181 --> 01:31:06,530
I'm sorry, ma'am,
but we still need to arrest Mr.
Bernal.
1932
01:31:06,633 --> 01:31:08,635
I'm the one who called you.
I made a mistake.
1933
01:31:08,739 --> 01:31:11,327
As you can see, my son is fine,
so--
1934
01:31:11,431 --> 01:31:13,398
- We don't have a choice, ma'am.
- You do have a choice.
1935
01:31:13,502 --> 01:31:16,540
I am his mother, this is his
father,
this is his grandfather.
1936
01:31:17,023 --> 01:31:20,958
We are a family,
and we are taking him home
together.
1937
01:31:21,061 --> 01:31:23,995
So thank you very much.
There's no need for any of this
anymore.
1938
01:31:24,099 --> 01:31:26,791
- [Jessica] Okay, everybody just
stay calm.
- Hey, man. It's okay.
1939
01:31:26,895 --> 01:31:28,413
- [agent] You need to calm down.
- No, I am calm.
1940
01:31:28,517 --> 01:31:30,139
[overlapping conversation]
1941
01:31:30,243 --> 01:31:31,831
Hey! He's not resisting!
1942
01:31:31,934 --> 01:31:33,971
I'm not resisting.
She's not pressing charges,
right, Jenna?
1943
01:31:34,074 --> 01:31:36,214
- [Jenna] We're calling off the
charges.
- [Max] Come on! Stop!
1944
01:31:36,318 --> 01:31:38,044
- [Jenna gasps]
- [Ezra] Dad!
1945
01:31:38,562 --> 01:31:40,874
- [microphone feedback]
- Get off my dad!
1946
01:31:41,875 --> 01:31:43,532
- [agent] Get off!
- [Max] I gotta finish.
1947
01:31:43,636 --> 01:31:46,570
Dad, eyes. Dad! Dad! Eyes.
1948
01:31:46,673 --> 01:31:49,296
It's okay. It's okay.
1949
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:50,297
You got tackled.
1950
01:31:52,265 --> 01:31:53,646
Give me the ball.
1951
01:32:02,551 --> 01:32:05,658
[Max sobbing]
1952
01:32:09,454 --> 01:32:11,077
[Ezra whispers] Calm down. It's
okay.
1953
01:32:12,216 --> 01:32:13,079
[Max] Okay.
1954
01:32:35,066 --> 01:32:37,344
- [Jenna] Okay. Let's go!
- [Ezra] Coming.
1955
01:32:37,448 --> 01:32:40,416
[Jenna] Come on, come on, come
on.
We're gonna be late! Come on!
1956
01:32:41,452 --> 01:32:43,592
Morning. I know you have to deal
with this house arrest stuff,
1957
01:32:43,696 --> 01:32:45,421
but would you mind
picking him up from school?
1958
01:32:45,525 --> 01:32:46,871
I have an inspection I can't
get out of.
1959
01:32:46,975 --> 01:32:49,356
Yeah. Sure.
I just have to tell my
probation guy.
1960
01:32:49,460 --> 01:32:51,393
Okay. Hey, hey, hey.
1961
01:32:51,496 --> 01:32:53,740
Remember, just don't talk too
fast.
1962
01:32:53,844 --> 01:32:55,811
What you did last night was
brilliant.
1963
01:32:56,087 --> 01:33:00,609
"For Whom The Bell Tolls.
Today, it tolls for me."
1964
01:33:00,713 --> 01:33:02,922
That's gonna be a good
presentation.
1965
01:33:03,750 --> 01:33:05,407
- All right, bye-bye. Break a
leg.
- Come on.
1966
01:33:05,510 --> 01:33:07,167
Let's go before they lock us
out.
1967
01:33:08,790 --> 01:33:10,446
- Want me to carry that?
- Sure.
1968
01:33:10,964 --> 01:33:13,657
You know, when Hemingway was my
age,
1969
01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:17,246
you know what his parents
got him for his birthday?
1970
01:33:17,350 --> 01:33:18,558
No, what?
1971
01:33:18,662 --> 01:33:21,665
His dad got him a shotgun,
1972
01:33:21,768 --> 01:33:24,115
and his mom, a violin.
1973
01:33:25,669 --> 01:33:28,568
- Hemingway played the violin?
- No.
1974
01:33:29,051 --> 01:33:31,295
Fifty years later,
he used that shotgun to--
1975
01:33:33,642 --> 01:33:34,712
Really?
1976
01:33:35,471 --> 01:33:36,576
Look it up.
1977
01:33:37,025 --> 01:33:38,751
Wow. I did not know that.
1978
01:33:38,854 --> 01:33:40,925
Well, guess who's getting
violin lessons.
1979
01:33:41,236 --> 01:33:42,686
[Max chuckles]
1980
01:33:43,410 --> 01:33:46,034
Oh, buddy, I'm so happy
you're excited about this
school, huh?
1981
01:33:46,137 --> 01:33:48,105
- Finally got it right.
- Yeah.
1982
01:33:48,208 --> 01:33:49,382
Mom was right.
1983
01:33:51,004 --> 01:33:52,937
Can't you cover that thing with
your sock?
1984
01:33:53,041 --> 01:33:55,181
What?
I don't like the way it feels
on my skin.
1985
01:33:55,284 --> 01:33:57,493
- Texture thing, you know?
- It's blinking.
1986
01:33:57,597 --> 01:33:58,909
- Beep.
- Okay. You know what?
1987
01:33:59,012 --> 01:34:00,289
Are you gonna bring it in?
1988
01:34:01,428 --> 01:34:02,326
Fine.
1989
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:06,986
You can go now.
1990
01:34:07,089 --> 01:34:07,987
Okay.
1991
01:34:16,202 --> 01:34:17,203
Have a good day.
1992
01:34:17,306 --> 01:34:19,377
[uplifting music plays]
1993
01:34:29,008 --> 01:34:31,735
[♪]
1994
01:34:47,440 --> 01:34:50,201
Remember, the last time
this guy was here, he got
arrested.
1995
01:34:50,305 --> 01:34:51,789
[Guillermo] Oh, wow.
1996
01:34:51,893 --> 01:34:54,102
- Max?
- [Max] Jimmy?
1997
01:34:54,205 --> 01:34:56,276
- Hey, man. How you doing?
- Man, you look great.
1998
01:34:56,380 --> 01:34:58,278
Great to have you here. This is
Guillermo.
1999
01:34:58,382 --> 01:35:00,418
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Top security guy.
2000
01:35:00,522 --> 01:35:02,766
- How's your son doing?
- Ezzie's great, man, yeah.
2001
01:35:02,869 --> 01:35:05,182
He'd be here, but you know,
I can't take him out of the
state.
2002
01:35:05,285 --> 01:35:08,047
[laughs] Yeah, right. Guess not.
Yeah, I guess he can't.
2003
01:35:08,150 --> 01:35:11,775
So, I was telling him,
remember the last time Max was
here,
2004
01:35:11,878 --> 01:35:14,743
he was almost on the show,
but he got arrested.
2005
01:35:14,847 --> 01:35:18,091
He, um, rescued his son from
school.
2006
01:35:18,195 --> 01:35:19,679
- Yeah?
- That's how I see it.
2007
01:35:19,783 --> 01:35:20,887
- [Jimmy] Yeah.
- Yeah.
2008
01:35:20,991 --> 01:35:23,027
But, uh, anyway,
it's great to have you here.
2009
01:35:23,131 --> 01:35:24,684
- [toilet flushing]
- [Max] Sorry about that.
2010
01:35:24,788 --> 01:35:25,961
I forgot to tell you.
2011
01:35:26,410 --> 01:35:29,378
I gotta bring-- I had to bring
my probation officer with me.
2012
01:35:30,828 --> 01:35:33,072
- This is your probation officer?
- Yeah.
2013
01:35:33,728 --> 01:35:35,074
Wow.
2014
01:35:35,177 --> 01:35:36,282
[Max] Yeah.
2015
01:35:36,385 --> 01:35:38,215
- He has to stay with you all
the time?
- Yeah.
2016
01:35:38,318 --> 01:35:40,700
- [Guillermo] He's very cute.
- Hey, man. What's up?
2017
01:35:40,804 --> 01:35:42,115
I'll be right here, all right?
2018
01:35:42,219 --> 01:35:44,359
At least he's a good-looking
guy.
2019
01:35:44,980 --> 01:35:46,464
- All right, well, break a leg.
- [Max] Okay.
2020
01:35:46,568 --> 01:35:49,157
- [Jimmy] Glad you're finally
here.
- [Guillermo] Safety first.
2021
01:35:49,260 --> 01:35:50,606
- Yeah. Thanks.
- Yeah, that's true.
2022
01:35:50,710 --> 01:35:52,436
- I'll see you out there.
- Okay. See you.
2023
01:35:52,539 --> 01:35:54,714
["Ezra" by Rae Isla plays]
2024
01:35:54,818 --> 01:35:57,752
♪ I remember that shirt you
had ♪
2025
01:35:57,855 --> 01:36:00,789
♪ Bought the same one
So we would match ♪
2026
01:36:00,893 --> 01:36:03,861
♪ Snuck into your bedroom
Window ♪
2027
01:36:03,965 --> 01:36:07,002
♪ Footprints let us go
2028
01:36:07,106 --> 01:36:10,178
♪ You wear a wig and glasses
2029
01:36:10,281 --> 01:36:13,422
♪ I smoke and hide the ashes
2030
01:36:13,526 --> 01:36:16,046
♪ I'll carry you downfield
2031
01:36:16,149 --> 01:36:19,601
♪ Code only yours to reveal
2032
01:36:19,704 --> 01:36:22,742
♪ So let yourself be Ezra
2033
01:36:22,846 --> 01:36:25,883
♪ We'll sing the words
To your song ♪
2034
01:36:25,987 --> 01:36:28,990
♪ So let yourself be Ezra
2035
01:36:29,093 --> 01:36:32,165
♪ You don't have to right
What's wrong ♪
2036
01:36:32,269 --> 01:36:35,341
♪ And in the morning
Can't you see ♪
2037
01:36:35,444 --> 01:36:38,309
♪ The sun is coming up
For you ♪
2038
01:36:38,413 --> 01:36:41,174
♪ Your timing's never
Too soon ♪
2039
01:36:41,278 --> 01:36:45,385
♪ Everybody needs a light
2040
01:36:47,940 --> 01:36:51,529
[whistling]
2041
01:36:57,156 --> 01:37:00,193
♪ We're dancing in the car
2042
01:37:00,297 --> 01:37:03,610
♪ We're fighting after dark
2043
01:37:03,714 --> 01:37:06,199
♪ But when the sun comes up
2044
01:37:06,303 --> 01:37:09,409
♪ I'm glad to be kids like us
2045
01:37:09,962 --> 01:37:12,896
♪ I hope you one day
You learn ♪
2046
01:37:12,999 --> 01:37:16,037
♪ I'm here to ease the burn
2047
01:37:16,140 --> 01:37:18,798
♪ Growing up never ends
2048
01:37:18,902 --> 01:37:21,628
♪ But we won't break,
We'll bend ♪
2049
01:37:22,215 --> 01:37:25,460
♪ So let yourself be Ezra ♪
2050
01:37:25,563 --> 01:37:28,670
♪ We'll sing the words
To your song ♪
2051
01:37:28,773 --> 01:37:31,846
♪ So let yourself be Ezra
2052
01:37:31,949 --> 01:37:35,021
♪ You don't have to right
What's wrong ♪
2053
01:37:35,125 --> 01:37:38,093
♪ And in the morning
Can't you see ♪
2054
01:37:38,197 --> 01:37:41,165
♪ The sun is coming up
For you ♪
2055
01:37:41,269 --> 01:37:43,961
♪ Your timing's never
Too soon ♪
2056
01:37:44,065 --> 01:37:47,551
♪ Everybody needs a light
2057
01:37:47,654 --> 01:37:50,450
♪ So let yourself be Ezra
2058
01:37:50,554 --> 01:37:53,868
♪ We'll sing the words
To your song ♪
2059
01:37:53,971 --> 01:37:56,560
♪ So let yourself be Ezra
2060
01:37:56,663 --> 01:38:00,046
♪ You don't have to right
What's wrong ♪
2061
01:38:00,150 --> 01:38:03,118
♪ And in the morning
Can't you see ♪
2062
01:38:03,222 --> 01:38:06,156
♪ The sun is coming up
For you ♪
2063
01:38:06,259 --> 01:38:08,986
♪ Your timing's never
Too soon ♪
2064
01:38:09,090 --> 01:38:12,507
♪ Everybody needs
2065
01:38:13,611 --> 01:38:16,511
♪ A light
2066
01:38:16,614 --> 01:38:21,240
[whistling]
2067
01:38:28,868 --> 01:38:30,663
[song ends]
2068
01:38:33,217 --> 01:38:36,703
[dramatic music plays]
2069
01:41:15,966 --> 01:41:18,175
[music ends]