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And?
Didn't hear anything.
-Really? -Nope.
Don't you think it's exciting when people hear us?
I'd rather have you all to myself, if you don't mind.
-I'm gonna come. You? -Yeah, me too. Mm-hmm.
That was my 132nd faked orgasm.
Delicious.
One year, baby.
Yeah. A year already.
Only one year.
-I'm gonna clean up. -Yeah.
Mink and I met on the beach.
Need a hand? You want me to take it?
-Oh, well… -It's okay. Got it.
I thought he was flirting with me.
Shall I take it?
But it turned out he was just really handy with trays.
So I started flirting with him.
Luna, could you maybe take over table 65?
Hm?
Could you go to table--
Sorry, I really can't hear you! I, um…
Or at least…
If I tilt my head real fast, it comes out of my nose. Wanna see?
No, thanks.
I tried.
Well, you look like you could use a delicious cappuccino.
You're a delicious cappuccino.
Fortunately, he quickly took over.
And it didn't take long for him to…
Yeah, man.
Yeah, one little step and then things go wrong.
-Yeah, okay. -Be careful over there.
It's not me, right?
-No. No. -Oh, it is?
Hold on, I'm gonna switch the music. I hate this song.
You like this song too?
-So good. -Yeah. For sure.
No, you don't like it at all!
Um…
-No, okay. It's not… not my taste. -Kidding?
This is such a good song! Why not?
Yeah, I don't know! I just have a terrible taste in music.
-Oh yeah? -Yeah.
May I have a taste?
Yeah?
Delicious, if you ask me.
Whoa!
I'm gonna come, yeah?
And the first time, it was so much fun,
and it went so fast
that I simply forgot to say that I didn't…
-Your favorite! -Yes! Mm!
You have sauce all over your face.
You have sauce on your nose.
Jesus!
Gorgeous tomatoes, if you please! Thank you!
Everyone say "gorgeous"!
Gorgeous!
-Could you bring a Donald Duck? -Yeah, I will.
Hey, can I borrow this? It's nice.
Yeah, sure. I think half my wardrobe is at your place right now.
I promise I'll bring it all back next time I'm here.
Don't worry.
Um… or…
the clothes could just stay here if
you move in with me?
Really?
Uh-huh.
And now suddenly a year has passed,
and everything is pretty much perfect.
Except for…
Oh yeah!
Um…
Yeah.
Well, that.
But I'm working on it.
-You like it? -Yeah, I do.
You know what Samir's problem is? He is a sweet guy and he really tries--
-Is everything okay? -Yeah, thanks.
-He wants it too badly. -Yeah, but Bo is the opposite.
She doesn't want it enough.
You know what she calls her new hookup?
Her "quook-up." Her quality hookup.
Jesus.
And Tirza's been with the same boyfriend since she was 16.
Yeah, well, Tirza has completely forgotten how to live life.
So, we can conclude that you and I are doing quite okay.
Absolute… Bo!
No, Bo we already discussed.
No. Bo, there.
Look. Oh, I was really looking forward to an evening with the two of us.
-Bo! Hey! Honey! -Hey!
-Yeah! -No way. What are you doing here?
I was on my way home from my quook-up,
but I wanted to swing by my sweethearts first.
You care if I join you?
-Uh, sure, why not? -Yeah?
I can see the terror in her eyes.
Calm down. I'll be gone before you know it.
But I couldn't just ignore your one-year anniversary
'cause you're so special and so…
-What? No! -Well, yeah. Ta-da!
You really shouldn't have.
Never mind, then!
Okay.
-Uh! -Oh, well…
Thank you.
-Oh! How thoughtful! -Whoa.
-A little fun. -It's my size!
And this might provide you with a few fireworks
in your hotel room later, you know.
Well, there were already plenty of fireworks there.
We even checked the soundproofing.
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, um…
I'll get going. My quook-up's been tied to the bed for half an hour.
-Ah. Nice one. -And that's long enough.
I'm joking.
Or am I?
-Bye! -Thanks!
Can you imagine?
No. You?
I consider myself quite open-minded, but handcuffing you to the bed is not--
Hey, who says that I'm gonna be the one that would be tied up?
Oh, okay. So you like the idea?
Ah… I don't know.
Maybe it could be…
…fun to try out new things sometimes.
Okay.
Do you want me to, uh… like, with a blindfold, like this?
And examine your whole body?
Hi.
Um, are we interested in hearing the dessert options?
Yeah.
Today we have a chocolate mousse with orange zest.
-Ooh! -A cheesecake with a red fruit compote.
Or our French cheese trio, fromage à trois.
-A trio? -Hm.
Yeah, three cheeses. And for you, sir?
-Mink. -Um…
A threesome!
-Two fromage à trois? -No, I'll have the cheesecake.
-So one trio and a cheesecake. -Yeah.
-So you wouldn't like that? -Mink…
-Why not? -Yeah, no, you don't do that.
-Why not? I mean-- -No.
-How is everything? -It's really good.
The cheese threesome is yum!
Yeah, it's very good. Mm.
Oh yes.
Would you be open to that?
To what? Your cheese?
-No. -I'll take it.
No. To, um, a threesome.
Oops.
Yeah, of course.
I mean… yeah. No, sure, why not?
But we're not gonna have a threesome, are we?
Okay, and why not? Because we're too afraid?
-I'm not afraid. That's not why. -Hm.
Yeah, okay. So why, then?
I don't know, I just… I'm happy with you.
-We don't need that. -Aww.
We don't need dessert either, but it's tasty.
-It is tasty, right? -Yeah, exactly.
What are you trying to tell me?
Okay.
Mm-hmm?
-So? -Okay, could be interesting.
Hm.
Okay, but suppose we ever tried it.
Where do you think we would possibly find a third person?
Well, uh…
Yes!
Who in this room would be open to a threesome?
Loon!
Me!
Okay, no. Not like that.
Hague Seeds wants to appear inviting, but not desperate.
We would like to seduce the customer, so to speak.
So the slogan my colleague Bo has come up with for you is…
"Hague Seeds, where pleasure comes first."
Whoo!
-Um, do you guys have questions? -Yeah. Important question.
Uh, did you happen to bring your bikini so we can head straight to the beach?
Yeah. We're moving on to the colors.
Allora, uh, one pizza caprese?
-Ooh! Looks great. -That's you.
-And a goat cheese. -Mmm. C'est moi.
-And for you. -Thank you.
Minkie! Oh!
Look at him!
-What's up, man? -Handsome man!
-Ahh! -Cute.
-And? Was he able to…? -What?
Do a little G-spotting?
-Jesus! -Did you take my advice, Lu?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, we did a bit of testing to see that the room was soundproof
which made me relax more, but it didn't make me, uh…
Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
That. Thank you.
I'd say he needs to find your G-spot,
so just tie him to the bed till he can figure out where that thing is.
By the way, your handcuff thing
gave me and Mink another brilliant idea, actually.
Oh?
Okay. Okay, but don't laugh.
It might be a very stupid idea,
but Mink and I thought it could be really good for us if we, um,
at least one time, had a threesome.
-Oh my God! -Luna!
Yeah.
Whoo! Okay, uh… Okay, okay, okay. Cool.
I'm honored, absolutely.
But I'm not sure this is a good idea.
I love you guys. I'd do just about anything for you, but--
She doesn't mean with you! Of course not!
What? Why not with me? Look at me!
You're beautiful, but it'd be too--
-Weird? Come on! -Yeah.
Seriously, dude! It's the ultimate dream, man.
Yeah, but our sex is so good. Why would we ask a third person to join in?
Man, because the more, the merrier, right?
-True that. -And I might know a good candidate.
-What, who? -Wassup!
Let's go, man!
-No! -Why not? We could, right?
Dude, I love you, but I'm not fucking getting into bed with you.
You don't know. I'm great in bed.
-Yeah. -I'm sick, man.
-Sensitive. -No, man. It's not gonna happen.
It's cool, man. You looking online, or what?
"Fun couple looking for a fun night"?
No. Online seems way too hectic.
Yeah, but it's all hectic, no matter what you do.
How come it doesn't ever work when I'm with someone?
Yeah, the thing with Emma didn't work either, did it?
-And Tim? No way. -Ooh.
With Tim, nothing worked.
Aw, poor thing.
RIP, Tim.
But with Mink, I really don't get it.
You guys are just stuck in a rut, that's all.
And a threesome can get you unstuck, I think.
-Yeah? -Just try it and see what happens.
You think so too?
This could make him try a little bit more, you know?
A little competition never hurt anyone.
-Listen, you guys are gonna fix this! -No.
-Do it tonight! -No, no!
-Yeah! For sure! -Do it tonight!
-Please! -It's now or never.
Tonight! Go for it!
-Oh, goddammit. -Whoo!
-Tonight is the night! -Shut up, he's looking!
Would that be an option?
That could be your type, right?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind having breakfast with him.
No, I get it!
No, you're my type!
Hey!Come here often?
I work here.
-With Mink. -Uh, pfft. Yeah, I know.
Um, um, um… Can I have a, um, a vodka, please?
-Hey, um, can I get a beer? -Sure.
-And you, are you seeing anyone? -No, nobody.
Wow! You have super beautiful ears!
-What? -Your auricle is pretty!
Hey. Here you go.
-Thank you. Cheers. -Cheers.
You know where the bathroom is?
So, what do you do?
I'm a painter.
Mm! For real?
Yeah.
And… And do you paint abstract, or figurative, or, um…
No, I paint, um, houses and walls and stuff, you know?
Oh, sick!
-Yeah. -Cool.
Oh right. I forgot about that.
I am absolutely terrible at flirting.
The only place where I flirt is on my bike.
Because there are zero consequences.
When riding a bike,
you know that the other person is going the other way
and that you will never see each other again.
Bike flirting is perfection.
Short enough so it doesn't get awkward,
but long enough for that lovely feeling in your stomach.
Fortunately, Mink always knows what to say.
-Hey! -Hey!
Hey. Mwah.
Hi.
-Hi. -She's your girlfriend?
Uh, yeah.
And it so happens that we're trying to find someone--
Dick!
-Are you okay? -Okay.
Are we looking for men, women, or everyone?
Everyone. Definitely everyone.
Our passions are karaoke, Netflix, scuba diving,
salsa dancing, board games, activism…
Yeah. Yeah.
If I had to use one term to describe us, that would be "board game activism."
Okay, great.
I'll pick travelling, coffee, and karaoke?
Coffee?
This is never gonna work.
Oh shit. I swiped in the wrong direction.
Let's have a look. Okay, this is Benedict.
-Be-ne-dict. -Yeah.
He studies at the conservatory,
and it looks like he plays the flute extremely well.
Wow, what a champ. Super swipe. Let's go.
Okay, done.
Oh! She's also very cute.
-Oh yeah. -Hey, a coffee lover.
Hey, I know you.
Uh, who? Me?
Um, yeah. I… I think I do, right?
Um…
Uh, yeah, I'm sure you do, considering the fact
that I am a very well-known artist.
You probably know me from, uh, the bed protests,
with my, um, partner, John.
Hi. John. Nice to meet you. John Lennon.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, I dated Ringo for a while, you know.
I met you at a party one time, right?
-Oh right! Right, yeah. -That's you. Right?
Exactly. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we were just on our way to, uh, the next bed protest.
-Yeah, someone's gotta do it, so… -Yeah. Busy, busy, busy.
Mm. Sounds fun to me, a bed protest.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
-Hey, tell Ringo I say hi, okay? Bye! -Bye!
Okay, bye!
-Wait, Mink, stop. Stop! -What?
Could it be her?
Really?
-She was absolutely perfect. -Yeah, it was just too good to be true.
Shit, man. I'm trying to find someone morning, noon, and night,
and you guys managed to run into someone on your fucking bicycle?
We didn't find anyone because she cycled away,
right out of our life.
I think there are plenty of people who'd wanna ride their bikes
into a threesome with you two.
-Yeah, but this was really-- -Let's stop this messing around.
I'm sure you got the app downloaded, right? Isn't she on it?
Oh my God!
Why are there so many people?
What?
I got a match with ourselves.
Whoa.
Well, I'm done with it.
I've seen them all.
Hey.
-Hey. -Such a handy little app.
You immediately end up in bed next to your match.
Yeah, but you were cuter in your picture than in real life.
Also, did you read on my profile
that I really love scuba diving and I enjoy exploring new places?
Yeah. Oh.
Holy shit, Mink!
-What? Hm? -I found her! Look!
Hm?
This is her, isn't it?
-Holy shit. -Yeah.
Yeah, that's her.
Should we just say hi, or…?
See? It's a quarter past already. What if she's not coming?
Sweetie, she literally said, "I'm coming."
Yeah, yeah. I know, but she could've been joking.
"Hey, Luna and Mink. Yeah, I remember you as John and Yoko."
"Ha-ha. Rarely had such a direct proposal, but fuck it, why not? I'm coming. "
Okay.
And what do we do when she gets here? Shake hands? Three kisses?
As if you'd shake hands with someone with whom you're planning a threesome.
Okay. Then what? Three kisses?
-Yeah, three kisses, yeah. Hey. -Hey.
-"How nice that you're here…" -"It's super nice to meet you."
-Hey! -Hey!
-Oh, hey! -Hello.
Hey. Hey.
-Oh, hi. Eve. -Luna.
-Hi. -Hi.
-Hey, my name is Mink. -Hey.
-So, you found it. -Yeah.Yeah, sorry I'm late.
-I was at work and we ran late, so-- -No, we just got here too.
Okay, good.
So, uh, what… what do you do for work?
I work for an environmental organization.
-Oh wow! -Oh cool.
-Nice. Good. And very important. -Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. It can feel like I'm fighting a… a losing battle sometimes,
but, uh, a battle that's important.
And what do you do?
Uh… I'm a… a communications strategist.
Yeah, yeah.
Luna is very deep in the world of the data analysts
and the communication strategists.
Yes, yes.
-And you, Mink? -Um, I work here.
-Oh! -Yeah. Uh, it's a side job.
-I'm still studying. -He's still studying.
Mink is a little bit, uh, "mañana, mañana" kinda guy.
Right? Third major. But you really like this one.
-Yeah, yeah. -What do you study?
-Well, I started-- -Can I guess?
-Yeah? -Okay.
Okay, Mink.
At first, you studied what your parents wanted you to study, didn't you?
-Guilty, yeah. -Yeah.
Um, law?
Yeah!
Then you failed all your exams, so you were out.
And decided that you…
you wanted more understanding of how the world works.
And then you chose… history?
-Wow! -Fuck off.
-Okay! Holy shit! -Okay!
She's going for it. This is getting a bit scary.
Oh. Okay, you work here…
Hotel management?
No way!
-Shit! I can't believe it! -How is that even--
Really?
Beer?
The next one's on me?
Well, we were thinking, all of these beach bars are a lot of fun.
So if we get one drink at each bar, then…
You'll build up the courage to do this thing.
Uh…
Yeah, maybe that's your next academic focus.
Oh, ha-ha.
-Oh, let's go there. -This is all me?
I want to sit in the hammock.
No!
-Uh, beer? -Yeah!
Here you go.
-Wow! -All right.
-Yay! -Oh yeah.
Well, here's to polyamory.
All right!
Are you actually monogamous besides tonight,
or do you have an open relationship?
-Yes. -No.
Uh… yeah. Uh, monogamous.
Yeah.
-Yeah. Right? Jesus. -Yeah!
That's clear.
-You? -Uh, I only do threesomes.
Oh, it's a hair.
-You see it? -Yeah, wait. Give me your finger.
That is all gone.
I did it all for you.
You always run away, don't you?
Come on, be honest here, okay? Really.
Don't lie.
How often do you guys do it per week?
-Oh. -Okay. Trick question.
-Honestly? Okay. -Okay…
-Three, two, one… Four? -Three.
-No… Four? -So it's two.
Uh, yeah.
That's okay!
I see, uh… I see a phallus.
No, really! If you look at those four…
I see a…
I see…
Wow.
Fuck, can't get it in.
Oh no. Wait a minute.
-This is where we left off. -Loon…
I can't get it in.
Here you go.
-Yeah! -Okay!
-You guys want a drink? -Um…
-Water. -Water?
-Okay. The same. -Okay.
Hey.
-Water. -Thanks, sweetie.
Have you guys agreed on who's allowed to do what with whom
and all of that stuff?
Um…
Uh, nothing?
-Or, uh, no… uh, everything. -Mm-hmm?
Or… right? Everything's fine. Yeah.
Yeah.
Give me your hand.
A little bit harder.
Faster.
You wanna go?
I'm gonna come!
Yeah. Yeah.
-You? -Yeah. Yeah, me too.
Yeah!
Mm!
Well…
Mm.
-I'm going to clean up. -Okay.
Do you like this?
Sorry, are you talking to me?
No, to the guy who's on the couch passed out.
Um… um…
Yeah. I like it a lot.
Give me your hand.
Show me what you like the most.
Like this?
Um…
A little faster?
-No, like that. That's good. -Hm?
Mm-hmm.
Slow down a bit.
Here?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
A little faster.
Yeah.
Hey.
Oh my God.
Ugh. I just woke up on the couch and my neck hurts like fuck.
-But 100% worth it. -Yeah.
-Ah, can you please give me a massage? -Yeah.
Hey, Eve is still in the shower.
I know.
What, you wanna go again?
Mm. Mm!
No, but what do we to do now?
Make her breakfast, or does she leave, or what?
Yeah, I don't know. It would be nice to make some breakfast, right?
-Make breakfast? -Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Okay.
-Oh fuck. -Oh.
-Arugula with ketchup. -Hm.
So, did I make you come?
-Huh? -Any vegetarian options?
Um… I think so, yeah.
-Yeah, yeah. Uh, our sandwich. -Mm-hmm.
Mm!
Holy shit! This is so good.
Yeah, right? It's because of the sauce.
Mm. But the combination with the egg is good.
Eggs are my only guilty pleasure.
I was completely vegan at first,
but I got so angry with the whole
"improve the environment" bullshit starting with yourself.
Because the government doesn't do anything, so fuck it,
I'm eating eggs.
But when you're working, you do things for the environment, right?
Yeah, but… nothing's really black and white.
It's all shades of gray.
Yeah. Maybe we should all just climb up that scaffolding
and go to another planet and start over and try again.
-Good idea, Mink. -Yeah.
It's an excellent idea.
-Hi. -Hey, girl, what are you doing?
It's okay!
-Here! Here! Yeah, found them. -Oh great.
Thanks.
-Well, bye. -All right. Cool.
Thank you.
Yeah. You're welcome!
-Bye! -Bye, honey.
-All right, bye! -Yeah. See you later!
-"Thank you"? -Yeah, I don't know, what do you say?
That was…
…unbelievable.
Honestly, I was pretty nervous in the beginning
'cause who knows what's gonna happen, but, man…
I mean, I hardly remember anything, but the things I do remember?
Holy fuck!
I woke up and I thought,
"This is it. This is why we exist." You know?
Like, you can just have the night of your life
together with the love of your life.
And with a third person.
And with a third person, exactly.
-And the entire night, you can just-- -"The entire night"?
Hm?
Not the entire night, right?
No, but, I mean, first at the beach and then at our house.
Anyway, that for almost the entire night…
OUR MISSION - PROJECTS - THE TEAM
Luna.
How are the new results of the pleasure campaign?
Good. Yeah. Really good.
-So far, the sales are increasing. -All right.
There have been a few negative reviews
saying the product is not precisely what the pleasure campaign promised--
-Okay, but the sales continue to increase. -Yeah.
Okay, perfect. And who can ever please everyone, right?
Hey, we're grabbing lunch at the sandwich bar.
You want chicken again?
Uh, I might go with something veggie.
Oh wow, Luna.
JUST ATE A VEGAN TOASTIE
SO GOOD
IT MADE ME THINK OF YOU
WHAT WAS GOOD, THE TOASTIE OR…
Yo!
Yo.
What is that sneaky smile about?
Okay.
Pray tell. How was it?
What?
Uh, your PowerPoint presentation.
It was nice, but… I already told you last night.
No, Mink talked about it. You just stood with your face…
So?
Yeah, it was really fun.
And also… uh…
Yeah. Satisfying.
Uh, satisfying as in…
-Yeah, yeah. Satisfying as in… -Oh my God!
-Luna! -Yeah, but--
Oh my God! I told you this would be good for you.
Now I'm calling Tirza. Oh my God!
-Tirza, Tirza, Tirza! -Yo, shouldn't you be working?
Oh really? Look who's talking.
Hey, listen up. I have some breaking news.
-Take a guess who orgasmed. -Well! Luna!
-It's your girl, girl! -You can't talk about it until I'm there.
-Can you believe it? Oh my God! -Luna! Finally!
Sorry that we're so crazy!
WOULD YOU LIKE
WOULD YOU MAYBE LIKE TO SEE US AGAIN?
IN WHICH NEIGHBORHOOD DO YOU LIVE?
So much terrible news.
What do you think of Eve?
What?
What do you really think of her?
Why?
Just…
wondering if you thought of her.
Do you feel weird about it?
No. No, no. I don't.
I was
just curious.
Is it harder than you thought? That there was someone else present?
Because, yeah, I mean, Eve is a super lovely girl,
but it doesn't mean anything else.
It's not like I feel anything.
I love you, sweetheart. Really. You know that, right?
Hm?
You are all that I want.
WHY ARE YOU ASKING WHERE I LIVE?
DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER OR SOMETHING?
Hey! Fuck! My egg!
-Chillax. -Shit.
-Sweetie, just turn the burner down. -Yeah, thanks.
Mm.
Good thing that you don't work at our kitchen. Right?
Good luck at work, honey.
-Good luck with your PowerPoint. -Thanks.
-Hey. -Hey!
-Come in. -Thanks.
Okay.
Is Mink coming?
Uh, no. No. Uh, Mink has exams so he couldn't make it.
But I thought it'd be rude if I canceled.
Ah, okay.
-Do you paint? -No, why would you ask?
-Something to drink? -Uh, yeah.
I just made tea.
But in the end,
all those bad decisions are based on lust, right?
People crave satisfying things.
They need it.
Eating meat, flying…
…buying clothes that are made by kids.
Hm.
So you never do anything purely out of lust?
-Rarely. -Hm.
So am I gonna get a tour, or, um…?
Well, if you want a tour… Come on.
This is my dining table. Many world problems are solved here.
-Ah, right. That happens here. -Yeah.
And, uh, this is my queen-size bed.
Many problems are solved here as well.
So, you say yes to threesomes 'cause the world is ending?
That's a bit reductive, I'd say, but…
actually, that's not entirely untrue.
And, um…
um…
what… did you think of it?
Well, it wasn't my first threesome, but clearly it was your first.
But for a first time you were, uh, pretty okay.
-Yeah? -Mm-hmm.
How was it for you?
Oh.
Hey!
Guess who's finally done with work?
-How's it going with your PowerPoint? -PowerPoint…Great, sweetie.
Is it okay if Samir joins us for dinner tonight?
-Vegan tacos? Or do you prefer-- -Tacos will be great.
Okay, great.
I'm gonna go for a quick swim and then I'll come home. Cool?
-Okay, sweetie, have fun. See you. Bye. -I love you! Bye!
-Bye-bye-bye-bye! -Bye. Love you.
Wine?
-Yeah. Great. -Okay.
Red or white?
Um…
Oh, I've got white wine in the fridge. Is that okay?
Loon, what's your take on that?
Yeah, the food was amazing.
No, about Samir's impotence.
That's not… It only happened once that I couldn't get it up.
-Doesn't make me impotent. -But seriously.
Happy climax day!
-Homemade. -Wow!
-You want a drink? -No, thank you.
Okay, fine.
-Okay. -Pray tell.
Um, yeah.
Uh, well, we… we had sex, and then, um, I came.
Uh, hello? Details?
How'd it happen? What time? Where'd it happen?
-What were you wearing? All of it. -Um…
Okay, um, Eve, uh, was with Mink and they were doing, um…
Uh… Mink… Mink was with me, um, uh…
Eating you out?
Or uh, uh, uh, uh, sixty-nining?
D-Doggy styling?
Wait! He went down on you?
Oh, he went down on you and then you came, right?
-Oh, he must have done it differently. -Yeah, everything, actually.
-Oh, was it because Eve was present? Oh. -Yeah.
Well, uh, yeah, no… I mean--
Hey, you're being weird. Sweetie, did you really come, or…?
Yeah.
Not from Mink.
Okay.
Yeah. That works too.
And Mink doesn't know anything about this?
No.
He had already fallen asleep on the couch.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, and then Eve kept going,
and then she kept asking me these questions
that made me feel really awkward at first, but…
But yeah, then, um…
Yeah.
It ended up being… freeing in a way, you know?
Okay. Now you know what works for you.
You just gotta take everything Eve was doing with your business
and show Mink without him even realizing.
Okay, that's the worst advice ever.
Loonie, you have a real problem.
Oh right. Okay. That's great. Thanks.
And this problem has only one solution.
Um… never have sex again.
Exactly. Never have sex again.
No, you gotta talk to Mink.
But when we're in the flow… I don't wanna interrupt everything.
-No, no. -It just makes it awkward.
You don't have to do it during sex, Lu.
You bring it up during a non-erotic time. On a boring, rainy day.
Good luck.
-No! -Well, just talk!
No. I don't wanna talk, I want a cunt cake.
You are such a baby.
-Here's your cunt cake. -Thanks.
Nice jacket. Looks good on you.
You can borrow it sometime.
What should I do? Bring along white or red to Sam's?
Uh, white.
Red gets him rowdy.
I do feel sorry for Sam.
What? For his rowdiness?
No.
No, his, uh, problem thing.
Oh yeah. It's sad.
He's just way too much in his head. He should just relax.
Yeah, but I can imagine it's hard when…
when you really want it… but that's why it doesn't work.
He just needs to find someone he feels truly comfortable with.
Someone he can relax with. Like I can do with you.
Hm?
Hm. So tonight, I'm going to find a Luna for Samir.
Well, good luck with that.
Mwah!
Bye, sweetie.
-Bye, sweetie. -Love you.
Hey.
This is a really, uh, smooth and fruity wine.
With earthy tones and a little complex, uh, finish.
Uh, and it lasts for a while,
even though she gets overwhelmed and runs away.
Which she now regrets.
But she's, um, elegant and… impulsive.
Let's give her a chance, then, I guess.
Yeah, abstract or, uh, figurative?
What? No?
So, the lady has learned her terminology.
And you? Do you have any other hobbies?
Something that's not a PowerPoint?
Yeah. No…
Yeah, that's pretty much all I do, I guess.
And does Mink believe you're off right now making a PowerPoint?
Um… probably.
Hm.
But are you okay that he doesn't know you're at my house?
Yeah.
You sure?
I'm guessing he doesn't satisfy you.
Fuck you.
A little bit more pressure.
-Like this? -Yeah.
Go faster.
-Do you want it faster? -Yeah.
-You're not used to this, are you? -No.
Did you hear me come home?
No.
Did Sam score last night?
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm!
-Your favorite sandwich. -Looking good!
Thanks. Mm!
And? Any crucial world news?
It's all miserable, as usual.
Shit. So Eve was right.
We're fucked.
Seems like it, yeah.
Mm.
Hey, um, Minkie, I wanted to talk to you about something.
Mm-hmm?
Uh…
We need to figure out what we're wearing to the costume party.
Oh yeah. Of course.
-Uh, superheroes, right? -Yeah.
-Well, we have Superman. -Uh-huh.
Ant-Man. Uh, Iron Man.
Yeah.
Okay. Are there any women flying through the superhero universe?
-There's plenty. We have Catwoman. -I love that! Great!
-I'll be Catwoman and you can be Catman. -That's impossible.
Catwoman is dating Batman, and Samir already claimed Batman.
Oh.
So, wait, we should find him a Catwoman, right?
Mm… Okay, girls…
Supergirl… Uh, Turbo Girl…
-Oh! Powerpuff Girls! -Eve!
What?
Eve would definitely be a super-sick Catwoman.
Sweetie, we're not inviting Eve to our stupid costume party.
-Why not? It would be fun! -Sorry, I think it's a weird--
Loon, think along here.
We could try to match Eve with Samir.
Samir needs a rebound, and Eve would certainly be down for that.
Uh, honey. Samir and Eve? I just… I can't picture them.
Yo, Sam! Question.
Who does Batman date?
Hello. Hi.
-Cheers. Yeah, you too. -Whoo!
So, how do I look?
Yeah, you're making me super hot.
Yeah, I'm feeling fucking warm too.
Normally I flirt with my eyes, but you can't really see them right now.
You still have your chin. Flirt with that.
Oh yeah.
Hm.
-Hi! Hi, I'm Samir. -Hey.
-And I'm, uh, Mink's best friend. -Oh!
So, how did you meet again?
Wow…
-What a fine woman. -She's never going to fall for Samir.
Hey, doesn't it make you nervous that she's here now after she made you…
No. Pfft. I don't think about that anymore.
Uh, Samir was, uh, a vegan for a while.
-Really? -Only for a bit. About two months.
And it was vegetarian, actually.
-Okay. -Yeah, I did eat fish.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Come on!
Boom!
Oh, Drop Shot! Uh, tequila or limoncello?
Limoncello!
Oh, at least it's my favorite one.
Well, of course I know what you like, don't I?
Whoo!
-Hey! Yummy! -There you go! Okay!
-Yes! -Next question is for Bo.
When was the last time you were truly in love?
Yeah, I never fall in love.
Hm, I'm always in love.
Okay, so you're not in love with your quick-up?
-"Quook-up." -Quook-up.
Ugh, in love, in love…
Those are such big words, you know?
Oh shit! Sorry! Sorry. Sorry.
-Sorry. Shit. -Okay, wait. Here.
-Here's a towel. -Sorry. So stupid.
Oh! Oh, sweetie, no, not in front of everyone.
Idiot.
I got it. It's okay.
-Okay, let's go. -Next question.
-Whose turn is it? -It's my turn.
A question for Eve.
Show me what you like the most.
No, like that. That's good.
Slower.
Shit.
Good morning, sunshine.
Oh fuck. I have to get up.
Mm-hmm. No.
-I stink. -Mm. I want you, stinky.
I gotta go.
Or we can stay a little longer.
Since when are you so eager?
I just want it to work.
You want what to work?
How about tonight?
Okay.
-Deal. -Okay.
Fuck. Gotta preheat.
Shit.
Hey, sweetie.
It was crazy crowded on the beach.
Did you do all this?
Baby, what are you doing? You look fucking beautiful!
Thanks.
Mwah!
I just forgot to preheat the oven.
Oh yeah?
Well, I don't mind. No reason to rush.
Nice.
I'm just a bit uncomfortable here.
Why? I thought this was one of your favorite spots.
Sorry, that sensual music is a serious boner-killer.
Okay.
Slow down a bit.
What?
-Maybe slow down a little bit. -Uh, okay.
Okay.
What is it?
Nothing. Come here.
Okay.
No. No, wait. Not too fast. Not too fast.
-Huh? -Give me… Give me your hand.
-Yeah. -Okay?
Here.
To the left.
Yeah.
What's with all the talking?
I just want us to enjoy this.
-That's what we're doing, right? -Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
-Yeah. -Wait, sit up.
-Ho! -Yeah.
Yeah.
-Yeah! Yeah! -Yeah?
Yeah!
No!
-What? -Yeah, no!
Oh.
-I thought we were both coming. -Yeah, you think that every time!
-Loon. What… -Yeah, I'm gonna clean up.
Loon.
We don't have to stop, you know,
if you're not done yet.
I mean, I have all night.
The thing is, though, it's not just about tonight.
With us, it just never quite happens.
What?
Sex?
No, not sex.
Then what?
Coming.
You being serious?
I just follow you usually.
You follow me?
You… You fake it, you mean.
No, I… I don't fake everything. I'm just… I feel really good when I'm with you--
Yeah, okay, so you don't fake it, but you, uh…
but you do fake it.
Jesus.
Why have you never said anything about this?
I've wanted to talk to you about this so many times!
When?
Yeah, um…
I… I don't know what to say. I don't want this to happen.
-I really don't want to hurt you. -Oh okay, yeah.
Well, you did a great job. Congrats.
You could have asked me if I wanted to try something different as well, you know?
No, Loon. Not if you never mention it to me.
Couldn't you guess I don't always want the same things?
No! Not if you always pretend to like it!
-I don't have a sixth sense or something. -No, clearly you don't.
Is that why you wanted to have a threesome?
"Mink can't satisfy me, so let's invite a third person"?
-We both wanted this! -I wasn't that into it at all!
I did it for you!
Oh, it was super obvious that you did that for me!
It was a threesome, Loon! With three people!
-I'm sorry I wasn't all over you! -No, I'm glad she was there!
Yeah, it was more fun with her present!
Yeah, well, at least she made me come!
Is that true?
Loon?
Fuck you.
Fuck.
It's all right, Minkie.
HEY… I TOLD MINK ABOUT US. DIDN'T GO VERY WELL
DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER?
SINCE IT'S YOU…
You like it?
Ehh…
Sorry. I'm not exactly the best chef.
So why'd you tell Mink about us?
Um…
Well, I guess because
I couldn't keep it to myself any longer.
I really… like you.
And, um, what is it exactly you like so much?
Okay, um…
I… I feel,
uh, free with you and, um, very open.
Like I can go anywhere.
Hm.
You mean you like my mouth, right?
Yeah.
A little faster.
I like it when you use your fingers.
Yeah.
-Like this? -Okay. Lower.
Hey.
Hey, tell me what you're thinking.
Sorry.
-Hey. -Sorry.
It's okay. Come here.
Morning.
-Good morning! -Hey.
-Good morning. -Hey, sweetie.
You got up early.
Yeah, I, uh… I'm about to go to an exhibit.
Ah, that's great.
Join me.
Um, that'd be nice. Uh, but…
Mink, uh, might come home and I'm not quite sure what he…
He knows though, right?
Am I… Am I wrong? He knows, right?
No.
Um, no, not everything.
I… I told Mink that he…
That he can't make me… And, well, with you, I do.
Uh, climax?
Is that all you told him?
Is that what this means to you?
No, of course not.
Then what does this mean to you, Luna? 'Cause
if it's just a casual thing to you, that's completely fine.
I'm able to keep it casual, but if that's the case,
then it needs to be equal.
Transparent. Just be honest.
If you're gonna be concerned with just yourself, that's fine,
but then I won't waste my time with this.
And you might as well buy a vibrator.
I already have a vibrator.
Wow. Okay.
I… I guess I shouldn't have texted you yesterday.
Yeah.
Hey, Minkie.
Hey.
So?
Did you have fun last night?
No. No, of course not.
No?
-No. -So you didn't have fun with Eve?
Why the fuck are you doing this, Loon?
What is this about? I don't get it! Why don't you talk to me?
Why are you doing this? How long has this been going on?
Sorry. I…
I'm sorry, I…
I think I might have made a mistake.
That's fucking bullshit.
Sweetie, sorry. I'd love to talk if that's an option--
No!
No, I don't need to hear it.
I don't want this anymore.
I'm done with this.
Lulu, look who's here to visit for a while.
I know you're not asleep.
You always sleep on your back, Luna, with your mouth wide open.
Hey. How are you?
Is that what you're wearing to work?
-I'm staying home sick. -Loon, no!
What? I told them a got food poisoning from a Hague seed bar.
-Luna! Let's pick it up! -Come on!
Oh my God! Luna, for real?
Luna!
Okay, angel, enough is enough. Charlie is calling.
No!
Clothes on. Now.
We don't even have a Charlie.
Hello?
Good evening, angels.
Good evening, Charlie.
-So, why are you wearing…? -Yeah.
Oh. Well, Charlie never appears in the movie, so I just dressed as myself.
Sorry.
-You all right? -Bad.
You told us you were doing medium.
Yeah, uh, medium bad.
I just feel so stupid that Mink…
And with Eve I should have never…
Ugh! I just find it so difficult to talk about this.
Yeah, it is difficult.
Well, when I had my little problem with…
Well, when I…
When I was unable to get hard while having sex with that girl,
um, I didn't… want to talk about it.
I was really embarrassed.
And, um, because I thought I was a failure.
But when I started talking about it with you and Mink,
it was no longer a big deal in my head.
Instead, it just became something I had to deal with.
Just like we all have things that we deal with.
Yeah. Okay, um…
I've kind of figured out that you were right, guys.
I'll admit it.
I'm afraid to tell my quook-up I'm in love with them.
I'm just really scared I'll get rejected.
Hm.
Um…
I can't come with any penetration.
Yeah.
And I think that Mink does want to talk to you.
But you have to give him a chance.
And start the conversation.
Because he won't.
-Hello. These? -Oh.
Yeah. Hope you like it.
Shit!
Yuri, someone dropped a glass. Could you pick up the big pieces?
Loon.
W-What are you doing?
Um… hey. I'm Luna. It's my first day.
What are you doing? I'm working.
Yeah, me too. Just like you. Trying to make a bit extra.
And who knows? I just might fall in love with a colleague.
Could you please stop fucking around? What is this?
Well, I miss you, and I really hate how it all…
how it screwed up with us.
Do you think all of a sudden I'm going to pretend nothing happened?
No.
Yeah?
Do you think I need this right now?
Well, I think right now you probably need some help outside
because someone dropped a glass out there, so…
Yeah. Yeah.
And a gin and tonic, right?
Um, I'm almost done with my shift, so you can call it a day too.
So, I thought maybe we'd grab a drink after work.
Um, yeah.
I think everyone will hang around for a drink,
so if you want to join, that would…
There's still some of your stuff at my place.
Oh, okay.
I can come pick it up soon.
Unless there's a chance that we could start over.
I really feel like shit about this, Loon.
It's so stupid. I should've literally…
On the very first time we were here, I…
I should have been clear with you.
I should have been honest, but… I don't know.
It was so exciting that first time.
And I like you so much.
And how do you envision that?
We have sex again, and every time I'll just be wondering,
does she actually like it or is she just pretending?
That would just make me insecure.
Well, what if we talked about everything?
I really don't see how.
-We can't go back to how things were. -But I'm done with her.
That rhymes.
Yeah, I don't know either. I really don't know. I…
I just know that I would really like to…
to try again and see if we can maybe fix everything.
Only if you want to, of course. Otherwise, it…
Yeah, otherwise, I guess it's over.
Okay.
Then it's over.
Wait a second. You know you can live here forever, right, Luna?
Yeah.
But your quook-up needs the room.
As you can see, there's a lot of light.
Very spacious, isn't it?
-And are the utilities included or not? -Not included.
Yeah.
On the topic of new chapters,
I wanna share a teeny, tiny little bit of news.
-My quook-up and I are in a pre-la. -What?
Bo, that's amaze! Congrats!
You've been ready for a relationship for a while.
Whoa! That's not what I said.
Pre-la. Pre-la, I said.
Which is short for "pre-relationship," so calm down.
To your pre-la!
Thanks, girls.
Morning!
Morning.
I think that my food poisoning is finally over.
Oh my God! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
No! I'm getting all wet!
My girl is back! My Lulu girl is back!
Luna. I'm glad you're back. How are you feeling?
-Better. -Mm-hmm?
WILL YOU COME GET YOUR STUFF LATER? X
SEE YOU LATER! X
Uh, could I get an egg sandwich, please?
Of course.
It's so good.
-Here you go. -Yeah. Thank you.
-Have a good one. -You too.
-Hey. -Hey.
Sorry, I didn't know if I could just put it in.
Oh. Yeah. You could have just put it in, of course.
Okay.
Come in.
-You okay? -Yeah. You? Hey.
I have your, uh…
-I think this is everything. -Cool. Wonderful. Thanks.
-If there's anything else, then… -Yeah. Oh, and these.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Did you cut your hair?
Um, no.
You?
Uh, no.
Um… yeah.
-Okay. -Yep.
-Um, thank you. And bye. -Yeah, of course. Um…
Yeah, great.
Oh, I still have, um…
This is, um, yours as well.
Oh.
That's not mine.
It's yours. I just wore it a lot.
Yeah. You can have it.
-Okay. Thanks. You sure? -Yeah.
Okay. Bye.
-Okay. Bye. -Thank you.
-Yeah. You're welcome. -Yeah.
-Bye. -Bye.
Uh, I found this after you left.
That's, um, a gift from Bo.
So you put that in your, uh…?
Um, no.
No, on my… In wouldn't work very well.
Hm. Okay, so, when I was inside you, that also wasn't really…
Um, well, I really liked that.
But, um, yeah, that doesn't really make me, um…
And… this does?
Um…
Yep.
Jesus.
Yeah, but this is a… a really quick stimulation, so it's a lot different.
We don't have to talk about this stuff if you don't want to.
But I do.
I do want to talk about it.
So, what… what did I do wrong?
Well, you didn't do anything wrong.
Well, if this little pink toy works better than me,
then something must be wrong.
Yeah, okay, but it's a mix of things.
That I couldn't… I couldn't explain to you what I liked.
So you couldn't have known and…
And maybe you could've asked more about it.
Okay.
What did you want?
Well, a blindfold. And candle wax.
I guess should have thrown those handcuffs in the mix
instead of that threesome, then.
Well,
perhaps, um…
a little more foreplay or something?
Mm-hmm?
Or actually, taking everything a bit slower.
Because if we go too fast, then sometimes I think too fast,
and then I can't stop, and then it's just gone.
And maybe I do things that make you think, "Ah, that could be better."
No, not at all. No.
-But I understand what you're saying. -Yeah?
It can be very difficult to say something in that moment
just because you don't wanna ruin it, right?
Yeah, I also find it difficult. But what I find more difficult…