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(本片是真人真事)

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(改編自蓋瑞強森的真實經歷)

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尼采說過一句名言

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要想在人生中

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碩果累累,充滿快樂

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就要生活在危險中

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在維蘇威火山的山坡建造城市

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派船前往未知的海洋

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跟同袍征戰沙場,嚴以律己

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他想說什麼?

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有人知道嗎?

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希薇亞

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聽起來他是想叫人要勇敢嘗試

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不要害怕踏出舒適圈

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人生很短

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要盡情體驗人生,活出自己

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只能說三個字

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好厲害

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開平民車的人還真敢說

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《情迷假殺手》

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(艾倫圖森大道)

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我知道我的生活看似簡單,帶點平淡

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一個餵鳥養貓的獨居男人

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我喜歡郊區的寧靜生活

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有滿滿的小確幸

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至少很滿足

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對了,我是蓋瑞強森

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在紐奧良大學開心理課、哲學課多年

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我從小就喜歡探究世界

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電子數位的東西也都難不倒我

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平常還有斜槓賺外快

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在紐奧良警察局兼差當臥底

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經過職前訓練

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偷拍監聽很快就上手,蒐證質感很高

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通常是買凶殺人案

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人生真奇妙

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我與世無爭的生活突然出現大逆轉

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(艾伊吉水電行)

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賈斯伯最好小心這個克雷格

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有好幾條傷害罪,非法持有

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蓋瑞

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剛收到消息,賈斯伯不能出任務

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他揍那群青少年被局長停職

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終於有人出手

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總之,我們想升你

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升我?升什麼?

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蓋瑞,恭喜你剛升到殺手

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任務可以改時間啊

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人又還沒到

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殺手不會取消第一次見面

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殺手?

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世上沒有殺手,現在是要亂演嗎?

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你看過臥底不下幾百次,你可以的

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你怎麼不去?

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不要,幾年前臥底一次差點沒命

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我也不想送掉小命

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我只是老百姓

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我們會保護你

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看到苗頭不對就會行動

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趕快去跟賈斯伯拿監聽器

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最好快點惡補一下

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比利,這是目前查到的資料

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- 什麼?
- 你的化名

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比利,快點

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這下死定了

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一堆抵制文化的狗屁道理

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賈斯伯,很遺憾你被停職

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克勞叫我...

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很多人其實不在意我在那種情勢動手

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他們對打人沒有意見

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你看留言區,挺我的人比酸民多一倍

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真慘

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管他的

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算了,四個月帶薪停職,幹

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老子無所謂,我要去釣魚,混蛋

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再去朋沙科拉避暑

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看你們沒有我會怎樣

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你上我車幹麼?

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克勞叫我來拿監聽器材

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誰要替我出任務?

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是你?

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好笑吧

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應該有更好的人選

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對

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也難怪

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你這張臉面無表情、看過就忘

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我知道

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我旁聽臥底有一陣子

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大概知道要說什麼

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可以教我幾招嗎?

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重點就是要演得像

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他們要你當殺手,就要有模有樣

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不能弱掉,要擺出一副凶樣

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聽到他們親口說出才行

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知道了

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千萬不能慌

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要不露神色

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所以我是要找...

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要...

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(克勞來電)

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你的工作是把這些混蛋抓去關

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- 克勞,怎樣?
- 新比利要行動

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- 克雷格到了
- 好

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糟了

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第一印象只有一次,不要搞砸

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你不是要穿短褲進去吧?

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穿起來滿舒服的

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短褲很通風

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對

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你是比利

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你是殺手

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你殺人

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還當職業

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你那個位置很糟,東西拿著,坐過來

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這種事一定要有信任

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對

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想也知道

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那個...

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你幹這行多久了?

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關你屁事

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靠,你看蓋瑞

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你找我辦事

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這傢伙有天分

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先狠再說

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以後我們見面就像陌生人

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這樣比較好

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我們不會是朋友,懂嗎?

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我懂

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深呼吸,殺手的邏輯

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- 好
- 好

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你在打量我

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要除掉眼中釘找這傢伙對嗎?

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是說,我也在打量你

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這傢伙在騙我嗎?

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他是愛說大話的玩咖嗎?

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就算不是玩咖,誰知道你哪天會信教

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內疚自責到良心不安

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告解通通說出來

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克雷格,你會抵不住拷問

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一下就把我抖出來嗎?

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不會

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幹,絕對不會

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其實我都想好了

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好

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說來聽聽

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我做七天休七天

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從這星期二開始,霍馬會換班

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我每分每秒的行蹤都會記錄在案

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那樣要是出什麼事

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沒人會料到是我幹的

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不是克雷格

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克雷格整天都在油井做事

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墨西哥灣離這裡快兩百公里

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怎麼樣?

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計畫不錯

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對

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最好是星期四或星期五動手

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還不錯

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想怎麼做?

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就處理掉他

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什麼意思?

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少來

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你很清楚

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就要他人間蒸發

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事後你打算怎樣?

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什麼意思?

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去參加葬禮?

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葬禮?

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最理想的情況

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不要有葬禮?

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大哥,不好意思

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糟糕

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我們在說同一件事嗎?

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蓋瑞,偏掉了,快點拉回來

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我聽得出你想殺人滅跡,才會這樣問

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棄屍風險比較大

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了解

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假裝自殺或搶劫擦槍走火,乾淨俐落

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殺人滅跡要多花時間處理掉屍體

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才不會東窗事發

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好奇問一下

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要怎麼處理?

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我有秘技,跟你透露幾招也沒差

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- 好
- 我辦事不照常理

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這個情況

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我大概會狠到底

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割下人頭,做我所謂的河口葬

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聽過加許河口嗎?

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當然聽過

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我家人在那裡有地,就趁半夜

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四下無人,划小船去棄屍再離開

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給鱷魚加菜

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你說的屍體是指身體

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還是人頭?

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身體

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人頭...

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不能亂丟

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人頭有牙齒

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牙齒問題很大

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牙科紀錄

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好

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人頭要怎麼丟?

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找個鳥不生蛋的地方

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把炸藥塞進嘴裡

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沒有牙齒就沒有問題

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人頭就炸爛

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乾脆

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厲害

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指紋呢?

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指紋有點像牙齒,可以辨識身分

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那要怎麼辦?

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看得出你想得很細,很好

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萬一有人發現鱷魚吃剩的無頭屍

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我是沒碰過這種事

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也找不到指頭

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指頭早就被我剁掉分開丟掉

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聽起來有點怪,我講究儀式感

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我習慣把公里數除以指頭數

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開車到一個地點,假設路程80公里

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每開8公里就搖下車窗丟掉一個指頭

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就把指頭丟到車窗外

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靠,你...

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你不是蓋的

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對

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對了

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我做這行不是做心酸的

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有帶現金來嗎?

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當然有

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這是兩千五

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事成後再給你兩千五

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很好

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最後我要你口頭確認

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形同白紙黑字的契約

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你大概要一個星期後才能脫身

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看著我

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我要聽到你親口說出

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00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:48,958
不要緊張,我們不是早就講好了

240
00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:51,750
我要你殺掉這個人

241
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:55,125
看你怎麼殺最方便

242
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:56,208
逮到他了

243
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,666
我就知道

244
00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:59,125
再聯絡

245
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,125
說實在的

246
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:04,583
你做這行真屌

247
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:05,708
是啊

248
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:08,666
下次見面你就會有全新的人生

249
00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:10,916
最好是

250
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,125
不准動,雙手舉高

251
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行動...

252
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- 搞什麼鬼?
- 手伸出來

253
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:23,916
- 轉過去,手給我
- 我犯什麼罪?

254
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:26,083
幹,給我放手

255
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,458
你有權保持沉默

256
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:30,375
你說的話都會成為呈堂證供

257
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,458
你有權請律師,如果負擔不起

258
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:36,916
法庭會幫你指定律師
知道你的權利嗎?

259
00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:39,583
我知道你應該去死,怎麼樣?

260
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,916
逮到他了,辛苦了

261
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:47,458
大影帝來了

262
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,166
那老滑頭落網了

263
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:52,208
人贓俱獲,親口承認的鐵證,厲害

264
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,750
- 那叫厲害?
- 對

265
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,416
蓋瑞,你抓到他了,了不起

266
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:59,333
演得超順,裡面那個人是誰?

267
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,250
不知道

268
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,875
結案,你剛搞不好救了一條命

269
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:04,791
心情怎麼樣?

270
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:07,583
心情很好,真的很爽

271
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,583
褲子能還我嗎?

272
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:10,916
好

273
00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:15,125
你們有夠詭異

274
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,208
蓋瑞

275
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:23,541
你家人在河口真的有地嗎?

276
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,708
沒有,我亂掰的

277
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,333
我去過那裡賞鳥幾次

278
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,333
- 賞鳥?
- 對

279
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,125
真的嗎?

280
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:38,041
有次我一次看到三隻北美黑啄木鳥

281
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:39,791
北美黑?

282
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,125
對

283
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:46,333
這種大啄木鳥很美,長有點像翼手龍

284
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:49,916
跟神出鬼沒的象牙喙啄木鳥是近親

285
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:54,541
據說2005年有人看過象牙喙

286
00:16:54,541 --> 00:16:56,250
這是百年來第一次

287
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,791
鳥界掀起轟動,多數人覺得牠們絕跡

288
00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:01,625
有人覺得牠們可能演化出

289
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,708
一種能避開人類的能力

290
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,250
菲爾,可以開空調嗎?

291
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,166
(警車)

292
00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,583
蓋瑞,辛苦了

293
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,708
對

294
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,666
再見

295
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:25,166
天啊

296
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:26,083
再見

297
00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,375
他知不知道自己剛才怪怪的?

298
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:31,291
應該不知道,摸不透蓋瑞在想什麼

299
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:35,541
- 每開8公里就把指頭丟到車窗外
- 誰會想到那裡去?

300
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:37,666
真的很變態

301
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:41,208
可以肯定的是我們有新殺手

302
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:42,833
至少賈斯伯回來前有人擋著

303
00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:46,583
我認為四個月太短了

304
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,625
對啊,因為賈斯伯實在是爛人

305
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:54,916
大家知道世上沒有殺手,都會很失望

306
00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:58,750
外面有人以此為業

307
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:02,041
能雇用他們解決最壞的關係問題

308
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:04,333
或是解決金錢糾紛

309
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,458
或常會一起解決

310
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,416
{\an8}殺手是流行文化幻想的產物

311
00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:14,541
這50年來書籍影視常用殺手為題

312
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,375
要讓大家相信他們不存在很難

313
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,375
我的工作不是要揭穿幻想的真相

314
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,333
而是要成為幻想

315
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,083
那個部分我很重視

316
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,333
我不是那種容易被激的人

317
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,208
不會動不動就要殺要拼命

318
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,875
選我說不定選對了

319
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:40,125
新工作得心應手不是我運氣好

320
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,791
而是因為我最大的興趣

321
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:45,583
就是探討人類意識和行為的無窮奧秘

322
00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:49,750
我朋友給我

323
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:52,166
你的電話

324
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,291
我們應該見個面

325
00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:59,083
聽說你有很特殊的能力

326
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,291
操

327
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,791
我忘記還得說什麼了

328
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,291
就是...

329
00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:13,125
你應該知道我要說的意思

330
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:16,500
反正回電給我

331
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,958
我是華特

332
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,000
派好吃嗎?

333
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:31,041
派都好吃

334
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,083
好

335
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:39,041
那個...

336
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:41,625
下一步是什麼?

337
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,041
我一直覺得很不可思議居然有人

338
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:50,750
會相信十分鐘前才認識的人

339
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,541
願意拿不多的錢,不怕被判死

340
00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:56,541
幫他們行凶殺人

341
00:19:58,041 --> 00:20:00,416
他們的天真、執著實在叫人羨慕

342
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:04,791
想找殺手,問什麼人不重要...

343
00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:07,916
我最近在找人

344
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:11,916
幫我處理一個小問題

345
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:15,375
我想說你應該會有門路

346
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:17,708
我能幫你問問看

347
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,333
好

348
00:20:19,916 --> 00:20:21,791
不知道他是不是當真

349
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:25,166
那個男人很可疑,我很怕

350
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,375
牽線人通常會報警

351
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:30,291
警方再給他們我的電話

352
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:39,208
發音舌頭要捲起來

353
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:42,750
同樣的調調不是每個人都愛

354
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:47,333
我發現配合不同的客戶變更人設

355
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,875
效果會更好

356
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:53,875
我很會偽裝成他們要的人

357
00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:01,041
我們快要發專輯,弄點新聞出來

358
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:03,041
炒作一下人氣也好

359
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:06,791
他看這個老羅不爽

360
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:08,958
他是大流氓

361
00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:12,333
大家都會想說人是他殺的

362
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,500
我會到外地避風頭

363
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,541
你只要完事走人

364
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:20,666
大哥,不用說那麼多理由
發專輯是你家的事

365
00:21:21,791 --> 00:21:23,833
給我名字和錢

366
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,875
不拖泥帶水,我喜歡

367
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,791
他們坐在我面前的時候

368
00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:37,583
通常都已下定決心,回不去了

369
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:38,916
只是要我確認

370
00:21:38,916 --> 00:21:42,208
他們的黑心欲望合情合理

371
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:45,666
從泳池旁邊的側門進去

372
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,208
就沒有監視器

373
00:21:47,791 --> 00:21:50,625
大姊,這棟豪宅真大

374
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,583
那個賤人休想白白拿走

375
00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:56,875
你幫我辦事

376
00:21:58,125 --> 00:21:59,375
我不會虧待你

377
00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,333
是

378
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,416
等他死後

379
00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:07,833
那間豪宅就只有我獨守空閨

380
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,250
- 豪宅?
- 沒錯

381
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:19,583
要現實一點就跟有錢人開高價

382
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:24,375
錢不管多寡都是物證
他們給得出多少我就收多少

383
00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:30,458
錢不多,這些也能給你

384
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:34,041
蒙弟,你真的想殺掉你媽?

385
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:38,875
你還小

386
00:22:40,041 --> 00:22:41,916
沒有媽媽會變成孤兒

387
00:22:41,916 --> 00:22:43,750
那正是重點

388
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,708
我有問你的意見嗎?

389
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:47,750
殺掉那個臭女人

390
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:51,416
這個以後會拿槍掃射校園的小孩

391
00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:53,208
最後被判緩刑

392
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:54,500
老闆,好吧

393
00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:59,750
我的雇主形形色色

394
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:04,583
男女老幼,富人窮人,比例都差不多

395
00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:13,625
我喜歡自殺,這樣乾淨俐落

396
00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:15,208
是啊

397
00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:18,125
那是最理想的情況

398
00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:22,291
但左撇子不會用右手舉槍自盡

399
00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:25,708
有懼高症的人不會跳樓

400
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:29,875
上吊的繩結想綁好必須做一番功課

401
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:32,291
有自殺傾向的人想快點斷氣

402
00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:34,416
他們不想多做解釋

403
00:23:35,875 --> 00:23:37,000
我也是

404
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,541
那就你看著辦?

405
00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:41,333
太好了

406
00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:46,708
前陣子我向法院聲請警告
說他精神不正常

407
00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:50,625
還說他想自殺,這樣就沒人會起疑

408
00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:54,291
還能告他的醫生誤診

409
00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:56,625
你很聰明

410
00:23:58,125 --> 00:24:00,208
我想說可以用割腕

411
00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:02,250
再讓他失血過多掛掉?

412
00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:05,125
我會竭誠為您服務

413
00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:08,833
聽說這種死法都不會痛

414
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,041
你在電話裡開的價碼

415
00:24:13,041 --> 00:24:15,250
我沒那麼多現金

416
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:19,291
但我有個寶貝值更多錢

417
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:23,083
你看

418
00:24:25,541 --> 00:24:27,166
這艘船給你

419
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:29,666
但不能在路易斯安納州賣

420
00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:32,625
有保險理賠的問題

421
00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:35,541
拿到德州東部、波蒙或阿瑟港賣

422
00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:38,875
保證至少能賣到六千

423
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:40,291
快艇

424
00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:44,541
像《邁阿密風雲》

425
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:48,916
就像《邁阿密風雲》

426
00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:04,000
最後這些一定都會講到

427
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:08,541
但我想先問一個問題

428
00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:13,083
因為這個學期會著重在探討

429
00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:16,500
人格、自我和意識的概念

430
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:20,166
我的問題很簡單

431
00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:23,041
有多少人自認為了解自己?

432
00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:27,708
誰有強烈的自我感?

433
00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:33,083
快舉手,你們不了解自己嗎?

434
00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:36,000
當然了解

435
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,791
你整個人就是建立在這一份自我瞭解

436
00:25:38,791 --> 00:25:41,083
這樣自我才能生存

437
00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,708
但這個學期我們要學習的是

438
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:46,166
質疑這個觀念

439
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:52,125
假設你的自我是一種建構

440
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,875
一種假象、一場戲

441
00:25:54,875 --> 00:25:59,166
一個你從小每天扮演的角色呢?

442
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:03,666
看到前妻跟別的人生小孩總是很心酸

443
00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:04,916
再說吧

444
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:07,750
這堂課還不錯

445
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:12,708
很多人跟前妻反目成仇
但艾莉莎算是我的好朋友

446
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:14,958
至少她是最了解我的人

447
00:26:14,958 --> 00:26:16,708
如果自我是一種建構

448
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:19,375
都只是角色扮演

449
00:26:20,375 --> 00:26:21,958
那你認為人可以改變嗎?

450
00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:27,291
自我設定的範圍內可以,幅度不大

451
00:26:27,291 --> 00:26:29,583
我一直都很懷疑

452
00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:32,416
最近有很多研究資料說

453
00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:33,500
人可以改變

454
00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:36,541
說來聽聽吧

455
00:26:37,666 --> 00:26:39,833
我最近看很多資料,研究人員發現

456
00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:43,291
人格可以改變,就算成年人也可以

457
00:26:43,291 --> 00:26:45,833
我跟很多客戶合作研究

458
00:26:46,416 --> 00:26:48,250
解釋改變的定義

459
00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:52,791
好,五大人格特質

460
00:26:52,791 --> 00:26:55,583
外向型、開放型

461
00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:58,166
沉穩型、親和型和盡責型

462
00:26:58,666 --> 00:27:01,083
只要幾個月都可以改變

463
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:02,416
怎麼說?

464
00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:08,125
人格特質是要表現出來,不是用想的

465
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:09,958
就像“假裝”原則

466
00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:12,708
行為舉止“假裝”成你想成為的人

467
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,416
久而久之就會變成

468
00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:16,125
那個人

469
00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:20,041
舊人格跑到哪裡去?

470
00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:23,875
還在裡面,只是被壓抑起來

471
00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:26,416
新人格顯現出來

472
00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:31,583
所以你只是沒空等我改變嗎?

473
00:27:34,666 --> 00:27:35,500
這個嘛

474
00:27:37,416 --> 00:27:39,416
你最沒有興趣的一件事

475
00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,958
大概就是改變

476
00:27:41,541 --> 00:27:45,250
我已接受了自己不適合正常關係

477
00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:47,250
什麼叫正常?

478
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:51,041
這樣想好了,每個人都有一點不正常

479
00:27:51,041 --> 00:27:54,208
只要找到合你口味的不正常人就好

480
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,958
或至少跟自己的不正常互補

481
00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,666
那是種不同的生存技能

482
00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:01,041
要有另一個人配合

483
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:03,583
好

484
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:05,833
好

485
00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:08,583
說到不正常

486
00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:14,833
我以為你只是幫警方做技術支援

487
00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:17,750
現在搖身變成臥底抓買凶殺人?

488
00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:18,666
對

489
00:28:19,416 --> 00:28:20,250
被你說中了

490
00:28:21,416 --> 00:28:23,166
那一定很怪

491
00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:24,750
我不會放棄教書

492
00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:27,625
但這個臥底工作像是實地研究

493
00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:28,750
哪裡像?

494
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:33,416
我接觸的人性面包準你不敢相信

495
00:28:33,916 --> 00:28:39,458
很多都是由愛生恨

496
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:42,333
殺人是最好的出路

497
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:52,208
感覺我們結婚的時候你沒想過要殺我

498
00:28:54,291 --> 00:28:57,750
- 你說得好像這是壞事一樣
- 不是,只是觀察

499
00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:01,041
想像一下要殺人

500
00:29:01,041 --> 00:29:03,791
一定要有強烈的情緒

501
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,375
我不是沒有情緒

502
00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:10,833
某些方面是有

503
00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:13,833
你應該找人聊聊

504
00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:15,958
找心理醫生嗎?

505
00:29:16,666 --> 00:29:18,291
不是,找個女人

506
00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:19,291
性別隨便你

507
00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:23,250
我有阿本和阿自陪我

508
00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:26,250
夠了,你要找個女人,也要看醫生

509
00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:36,416
要我停職會浪費我的能力

510
00:29:37,666 --> 00:29:40,333
賈斯伯,不要忘了,要不是工會說情

511
00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:42,208
你現在連工作都沒有

512
00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:43,666
了解

513
00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:47,541
但我既然回來了,就應該復職

514
00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:49,625
至少我受過訓練

515
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:52,375
你不知道你停職期間

516
00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,333
蓋瑞表現很好

517
00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:56,541
定罪率很高

518
00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:59,416
而且說實在的,他的戲路比你廣

519
00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:02,916
蓋瑞,真的假的?

520
00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:10,625
你們認為是這樣嗎?

521
00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:14,958
數字不會騙人

522
00:30:15,625 --> 00:30:17,000
賈斯伯,你對職務不滿嗎?

523
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,791
我能安排你調到交警

524
00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:20,708
靠

525
00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:23,000
局長,乾脆叫我去洗廁所算了

526
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,375
我很會洗

527
00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:27,541
你說話這麼不客氣

528
00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,500
我就直說了

529
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,041
我們是想盡量不讓你露面

530
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,833
毆打那群青少年的人是誰?

531
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,208
我又不是亂揍人

532
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:38,375
賈斯伯,你可能忘了

533
00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:41,166
但看過影片的九百萬網友可沒忘

534
00:30:41,166 --> 00:30:44,916
這件事引起公憤,警方不想被公審

535
00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:51,875
勸你不要害人害己

536
00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:54,458
低調一點,不要亂說話

537
00:30:54,458 --> 00:30:55,666
做得到嗎?

538
00:30:57,416 --> 00:30:58,291
還有問題嗎?

539
00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:08,916
母親是里約小姐

540
00:31:10,041 --> 00:31:12,375
卡崔娜颶風後全家搬到紐奧良

541
00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:15,333
父母離異,從小沒有父親

542
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:20,041
做過美髮和空姐,時間都不長

543
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,500
老公是雷馬斯特

544
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:26,083
在他家族的石油天然氣公司上班

545
00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:28,250
然後...

546
00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:30,000
空白

547
00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:32,916
沒有前科

548
00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:36,375
只有幾次家暴投訴,沒被逮捕

549
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:42,333
(瑪蒂費格羅亞)

550
00:31:44,833 --> 00:31:46,541
瑪蒂森

551
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,500
你要的殺手是什麼人?

552
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,166
(快樂咖啡館)

553
00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:26,333
派好吃嗎?

554
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:29,708
派都好吃

555
00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:34,708
我是阿郎

556
00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:36,166
我是瑪蒂森

557
00:32:49,291 --> 00:32:52,083
瑪蒂森,你的職業是什麼?

558
00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:53,833
全職太太

559
00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:55,208
看得出來

560
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,291
這就是我們要討論的主題吧?

561
00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:01,708
事情是這樣的

562
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:05,458
他不讓我做事

563
00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:08,083
什麼事都不准我做

564
00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:12,708
可以給我吃一口嗎?

565
00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:16,583
好

566
00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:19,291
他硬要我節食

567
00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:24,666
好吃

568
00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:30,500
牠好可愛

569
00:33:32,916 --> 00:33:34,333
你喜歡狗嗎?

570
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:38,583
我看起來像愛貓人士嗎?

571
00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:40,333
我不太喜歡貓

572
00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:41,916
總讓人感覺毛毛的

573
00:33:42,791 --> 00:33:43,625
真的嗎?

574
00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:46,000
傳說那麼多

575
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:48,333
什麼傳說?

576
00:33:48,833 --> 00:33:52,208
貓嫉妒心強,會把嬰兒悶死之類的

577
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,500
我...

578
00:33:56,333 --> 00:33:59,166
你有認識哪個人的小孩

579
00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:02,000
被吃醋的貓悶死嗎?

580
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,833
我只是想驗證一下

581
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,666
- 我自己是不認識
- 好

582
00:34:05,666 --> 00:34:08,458
不過聽很多人說過

583
00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:10,000
這就是了

584
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,166
一定要揪出禍首

585
00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:12,166
沒錯

586
00:34:12,166 --> 00:34:13,333
刑警

587
00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:17,166
死者身上有採到爪印嗎?

588
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:20,833
沒有,但我們正在追捕嫌犯

589
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:24,125
這下頭大了

590
00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:28,875
真是野貓橫行

591
00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:30,625
什麼?

592
00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:34,333
你不錯

593
00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:36,541
你也不差

594
00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:43,916
你是做什麼的?

595
00:34:49,375 --> 00:34:50,500
抱歉我忘了

596
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,583
沒關係

597
00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:53,500
這種事

598
00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:56,375
不好接受

599
00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:58,583
對

600
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:02,916
我居然要做這種事

601
00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:07,625
我辦事,你放心

602
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:11,458
通常都怎麼做?

603
00:35:13,291 --> 00:35:14,583
你想怎麼做?

604
00:35:14,583 --> 00:35:16,000
不知道

605
00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,291
我很怕

606
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:23,083
怕什麼?

607
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:27,708
他是壞人

608
00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:34,291
你不知道我婚後的生活,他變本加厲

609
00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:38,916
我懂

610
00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:46,583
你從小就立志要...

611
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,250
小時候沒想過走這行

612
00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:53,958
有沒有想過

613
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:58,083
轉行做別的事

614
00:35:58,083 --> 00:36:00,958
或是選擇不同的路?

615
00:36:03,208 --> 00:36:05,916
我不是多愁善感的人,不會想太多

616
00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:09,208
人都有遺憾

617
00:36:11,833 --> 00:36:14,375
我這行不能有那種奢望

618
00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:15,875
真希望我能跟你一樣

619
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,333
但婚姻感覺就像坐牢

620
00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:20,375
我會活活悶死

621
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,208
但我不會死

622
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,375
因為我來這裡跟你見面

623
00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:29,583
或許是我一生最明智的決定

624
00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:31,583
因為這是為了我自己

625
00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:39,958
抱歉

626
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,208
糟了

627
00:36:45,791 --> 00:36:46,875
是他

628
00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:49,500
我要走了,這包是...

629
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:50,958
可以勸你幾句嗎?

630
00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:54,875
我說這些話對我自己沒好處

631
00:36:55,583 --> 00:36:57,291
根本是自砸飯碗

632
00:36:57,291 --> 00:37:00,583
勸你直接放下現在和過去

633
00:37:01,291 --> 00:37:04,041
你應該擁有幸福美滿的生活

634
00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:06,708
現在還有機會

635
00:37:07,791 --> 00:37:10,708
拿著這包錢過新的生活

636
00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:12,625
馬上走

637
00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:13,541
不要回家

638
00:37:16,416 --> 00:37:17,708
要是需要幫忙

639
00:37:19,458 --> 00:37:21,000
或是改變心意

640
00:37:22,791 --> 00:37:23,833
就打給我

641
00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:36,625
(紐奧良警察局來電)

642
00:37:42,541 --> 00:37:43,375
喂?

643
00:37:43,375 --> 00:37:45,791
你現在是心靈導師不成?

644
00:37:45,791 --> 00:37:48,583
我剛才沒有眼花聽錯吧?

645
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:49,833
我不信

646
00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:50,750
信什麼?

647
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:53,458
還裝傻,不管我們的臥底行動...

648
00:37:53,458 --> 00:37:55,416
我來開導你?

649
00:37:55,416 --> 00:37:57,333
她不會殺人

650
00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:58,625
只是需要人關心

651
00:37:58,625 --> 00:38:02,041
我剛才只是在做公益

652
00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:04,708
做公益?

653
00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:11,291
你剛才的做法
是我看過最不專業的表現

654
00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:12,791
看吧

655
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,750
找外行就會這樣

656
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,000
拜託

657
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,416
我有避開誘捕...

658
00:38:17,416 --> 00:38:19,375
那要由陪審團決定

659
00:38:19,375 --> 00:38:20,791
至少要拘留他們

660
00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:22,833
我們尊重每個人的方法

661
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:23,791
不要再說了

662
00:38:23,791 --> 00:38:25,541
有看到她有多正嗎?

663
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:28,416
不知道是不是受到美貌影響咧?

664
00:38:28,416 --> 00:38:30,708
誰知道

665
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,583
這個怪人放走她

666
00:38:32,583 --> 00:38:35,000
害我們沒辦法蒐證

667
00:38:36,291 --> 00:38:40,125
結果算是不尋常

668
00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:42,541
都會被如實寫進報告

669
00:38:43,041 --> 00:38:44,291
隨便

670
00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:47,750
蓋瑞,改天再聊

671
00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:49,625
- 好
- 蓋瑞,再見

672
00:38:49,625 --> 00:38:50,708
再見

673
00:38:50,708 --> 00:38:51,625
(音量)

674
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:57,125
他幹麼對蓋瑞那麼凶?

675
00:38:57,125 --> 00:38:58,250
這種事我看過

676
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,375
明星凸槌,新人接班

677
00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:04,125
結果就一炮而紅

678
00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:06,625
他這次是表現不好

679
00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:08,000
他用什麼化名?

680
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,333
- 阿郎
- 俗又有力

681
00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:12,916
像是白人版的伊卓瑞斯

682
00:39:12,916 --> 00:39:17,041
好想跟那個人喝啤酒,蓋瑞就免了

683
00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:19,208
跟阿郎喝到斷片都可以

684
00:39:19,208 --> 00:39:21,833
就算叫我吸毒開車到賭城,我也照吸

685
00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:24,375
叫我避孕器拿掉跟阿郎上床也願意

686
00:39:24,375 --> 00:39:26,458
叫我跟蓋瑞用一支吸管就免談

687
00:39:26,958 --> 00:39:29,375
蓋瑞雞雞很小,不過阿郎

688
00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:30,666
大肉棒

689
00:39:32,875 --> 00:39:36,250
聽你的口氣也會上阿郎

690
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,291
你做完我會接著上

691
00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:41,041
阿郎我可以

692
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:46,958
這整件起訴案只不過是

693
00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:51,541
警方的誘捕臥底行動

694
00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:54,958
這個人

695
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,250
是世上最不老實,最愛操弄人心

696
00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:02,208
最會詐欺的人

697
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,500
這個蓋瑞強森不是人

698
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:10,041
人有人性

699
00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:11,416
同理心

700
00:40:11,416 --> 00:40:16,875
人會幫助弱者

701
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:20,375
蓋瑞強森專挑弱者下手

702
00:40:21,625 --> 00:40:24,583
就法律程序來說

703
00:40:25,083 --> 00:40:27,291
這個沒人性的臥底

704
00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:33,916
用牛刀來殺雞

705
00:40:34,541 --> 00:40:36,875
這種場面習慣成自然了

706
00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:39,541
我呈上很多鐵證

707
00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:42,375
他們都不看,拚命把我說成壞人

708
00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,500
我知道這是他們的工作

709
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:47,458
但人身攻擊還是有殺傷力

710
00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:50,750
聽到自己被罵,心情難免受到影響

711
00:40:51,375 --> 00:40:55,250
陪審團裁定被告罪名成立

712
00:40:55,250 --> 00:40:58,375
有些人讓人霧裡看花

713
00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:00,333
以下這種狀況常出現

714
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:03,208
我原諒她,她也不追究

715
00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:05,500
我做過更壞的事

716
00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:08,458
應該再給她一次機會

717
00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:10,458
結果通常是這樣

718
00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:13,416
我們看完呈堂物證,聽完證詞

719
00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:15,458
裁定被告無罪

720
00:41:17,625 --> 00:41:20,208
恭喜譚美

721
00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:25,666
他們的愛或許不完美

722
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:27,583
但至少有愛

723
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,750
我懂

724
00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:32,375
我國的司法制度...

725
00:41:32,958 --> 00:41:33,958
發射

726
00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:38,166
...爛到不行

727
00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:39,333
- 換你
- 不用

728
00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:41,458
你比我更需要練習

729
00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:42,875
那好吧

730
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:46,958
也不能怪那些私下找人處理的人

731
00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:49,166
我相信一件事

732
00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:51,666
- 是什麼?
- 就是公道

733
00:41:51,666 --> 00:41:54,250
我們的司法制度弱到沒有用

734
00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:57,291
- 要做就要做對
- 對

735
00:41:58,041 --> 00:41:59,708
你會討回公道

736
00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:02,416
不會白白被虧欠

737
00:42:02,416 --> 00:42:04,250
說得對

738
00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:06,916
發射

739
00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:12,750
那就是我想念的美國

740
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:13,916
說得好

741
00:42:15,125 --> 00:42:16,083
聽好

742
00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:17,833
殺人要有三樣東西

743
00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:18,833
是

744
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,083
- 槍
- 對

745
00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:21,041
子彈

746
00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:22,416
還有膽子

747
00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:24,541
老子三樣都有

748
00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:28,166
死老泰

749
00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:30,875
發射

750
00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:35,958
那樣才像話

751
00:42:56,958 --> 00:42:59,666
(瑪蒂森:阿郎,有空再看
想說你會喜歡)

752
00:42:59,666 --> 00:43:01,708
(浪浪領養,狗狗救援)

753
00:43:01,708 --> 00:43:05,291
我很專業,絕不會越界

754
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,666
但嚴格說起來,她不是傳給我

755
00:43:08,666 --> 00:43:10,375
是傳給阿郎

756
00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:14,583
但我不喜歡狗,好像還對狗過敏

757
00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:16,083
身體和情緒都是

758
00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:17,625
狗太黏人

759
00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:20,208
誰拿肉就對誰好

760
00:43:21,958 --> 00:43:23,166
不過

761
00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:25,666
說到底,大家都一樣沒骨氣

762
00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:29,833
欲求不滿,拉下臉要別人的一點點愛

763
00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:34,083
只是狗不會不好意思

764
00:43:36,208 --> 00:43:37,041
小傢伙

765
00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:44,458
你來了

766
00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:47,166
我還以為只有我喜歡小狗

767
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:51,458
我為了小狗都拿烤肉醬漱口

768
00:43:51,958 --> 00:43:53,375
狗狗愛死我

769
00:43:56,250 --> 00:43:57,250
很高興你有來

770
00:43:57,250 --> 00:43:58,416
很高興你找我來

771
00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:01,708
你好嗎?

772
00:44:02,916 --> 00:44:04,750
還好

773
00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:06,708
應該問你才對

774
00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:08,000
很好

775
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:10,291
我很好

776
00:44:10,291 --> 00:44:12,416
我後來幾乎馬上就搬走了

777
00:44:12,416 --> 00:44:14,833
現在自己住在聖洛克

778
00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:18,291
家裡很亂,但我喜歡有自己的家

779
00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:20,500
我在辦離婚手續

780
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,875
有時候人要為自己爭取

781
00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:28,750
很替你高興

782
00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:32,000
我看到你的簡訊還心想

783
00:44:32,791 --> 00:44:35,541
想再雇用我竟然約在慈善領養會?

784
00:44:35,541 --> 00:44:38,083
不是,你誤會了

785
00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:40,583
那件瘋狂事過去了

786
00:44:41,625 --> 00:44:44,125
新的我、新的生活,他...

787
00:44:45,958 --> 00:44:47,208
看看現在的你

788
00:44:47,208 --> 00:44:49,333
- 喜歡這個髮型嗎?
- 我喜歡

789
00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:52,041
他不喜歡

790
00:44:52,833 --> 00:44:54,958
他討厭狗,討厭我穿迷你裙

791
00:44:54,958 --> 00:44:56,500
我現在就要補回來

792
00:44:57,541 --> 00:45:01,208
真的很高興看到你過得很好

793
00:45:02,041 --> 00:45:02,875
謝謝

794
00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:05,666
真的謝謝你

795
00:45:05,666 --> 00:45:07,583
沒有別的意思

796
00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:09,208
只是沒有你我做不到

797
00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:10,291
說出來了

798
00:45:12,041 --> 00:45:15,666
我幹這行被感謝的次數不多

799
00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:18,500
我想也是

800
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:19,958
瑪蒂森

801
00:45:20,958 --> 00:45:24,083
哈士奇籠子有狀況,狗狗便便

802
00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:25,458
- 你好
- 你好

803
00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:27,625
阿郎,她是吉兒

804
00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:28,666
吉兒,他是阿郎

805
00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:30,416
很高興認識你,要幫忙嗎?

806
00:45:30,416 --> 00:45:32,708
沒關係,你可以自己逛嗎?

807
00:45:32,708 --> 00:45:34,125
可以

808
00:45:34,916 --> 00:45:35,833
我自己找事做

809
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:36,791
好

810
00:45:38,041 --> 00:45:39,125
大帥哥

811
00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:40,750
要長傳囉

812
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:42,416
快跑...

813
00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:47,041
漂亮

814
00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:54,791
不可能

815
00:45:55,458 --> 00:45:57,250
我不信

816
00:45:57,250 --> 00:45:58,166
什麼?

817
00:45:58,166 --> 00:45:59,291
你不是殺手

818
00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:02,541
不可能,你會抱小狗

819
00:46:02,541 --> 00:46:04,250
陪小孩玩球

820
00:46:04,833 --> 00:46:06,375
今晚都幫我開門

821
00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:09,750
結果你會拿錢殺人?

822
00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:14,125
就算紳士都絕跡了,也不是我害的

823
00:46:14,125 --> 00:46:18,375
上網都查不到你,好像沒有你這個人

824
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:22,291
看來我只是你的幻想而已

825
00:46:23,583 --> 00:46:24,416
好

826
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:26,458
我們走著瞧

827
00:46:29,750 --> 00:46:30,708
幾個人?

828
00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:33,791
等等,我不想知...好吧,我想知道

829
00:46:37,750 --> 00:46:40,083
怎樣?紳士都不愛炫耀戰果嗎?

830
00:46:40,083 --> 00:46:42,625
先說清楚,我喜歡人

831
00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:43,916
但你還是會殺人

832
00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:46,125
不是亂殺

833
00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:48,708
一定要有目的

834
00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:50,583
殺生為護生

835
00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:53,000
千萬要記住

836
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,833
有人就是欠殺

837
00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:57,291
對嗎?

838
00:47:00,541 --> 00:47:01,416
對

839
00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:05,833
真正的你跟工作的你

840
00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:09,333
最大的不同是什麼?

841
00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:17,083
真正的我喜歡交朋友

842
00:47:17,916 --> 00:47:19,083
喜歡享受生活

843
00:47:19,583 --> 00:47:20,458
不過...

844
00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:27,250
做這行要有效率就要有點孤僻

845
00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:30,041
不能太張揚

846
00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:34,250
不要人記得我的臉,給小費不多不少

847
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:37,833
聊天不要聊到深刻的事

848
00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:42,625
所以我才開平民車

849
00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:45,291
刻意弄得好像沒有我這個人

850
00:47:46,958 --> 00:47:49,791
那是我專業的一面

851
00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:54,750
多說一點不專業的那面

852
00:47:58,041 --> 00:47:58,875
那個...

853
00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:05,458
跟你喝酒就超不專業,但也無所謂

854
00:48:05,458 --> 00:48:07,791
很好,我不要你太專業

855
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:11,875
那你要我怎樣?

856
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:18,333
怎樣?

857
00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:21,208
嚇到你了?

858
00:48:21,958 --> 00:48:22,791
沒有

859
00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:25,208
你怕嗎?

860
00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:26,333
我應該怕嗎?

861
00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:31,750
那要看你想做什麼

862
00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:35,583
好

863
00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:40,333
都在說我的事,那你呢?

864
00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:42,208
我的事你都知道

865
00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:44,625
是嗎?

866
00:48:50,541 --> 00:48:53,541
有人說過我想太多,不是好情人

867
00:48:53,541 --> 00:48:56,833
她說愉悅的性愛要心無雜念

868
00:48:56,833 --> 00:48:59,083
還要暫時忘掉寵物

869
00:49:02,541 --> 00:49:03,625
我喜歡阿郎

870
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:06,958
他不會想太多,說做就做

871
00:49:14,958 --> 00:49:17,416
不知道是我變身阿郎比較迷人

872
00:49:17,416 --> 00:49:21,250
還是我們兩個特別來電

873
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:23,958
畢竟就她的認知而言

874
00:49:23,958 --> 00:49:26,083
她是在跟殺人如麻的男人上床

875
00:49:26,583 --> 00:49:30,750
而我是在跟買凶殺老公的女人做愛

876
00:49:32,791 --> 00:49:36,500
說來不好意思,這反而讓我雄風大振

877
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:46,625
好久沒有跟男人上床了

878
00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:49,666
可以跟你說一件事嗎?

879
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:51,000
什麼事?

880
00:49:52,291 --> 00:49:53,416
我很開心

881
00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:55,916
我也是

882
00:49:58,916 --> 00:50:00,083
我喜歡這樣

883
00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:02,250
我們的相處

884
00:50:03,916 --> 00:50:04,750
對

885
00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:14,000
不過我要先坦白提醒你

886
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,958
我交過幾任女朋友、早婚

887
00:50:18,958 --> 00:50:22,000
但因為我做這行

888
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:28,083
通常都無法維持世人眼中的正常關係

889
00:50:28,083 --> 00:50:29,250
誰要正常啊?

890
00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:31,333
說得好

891
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:32,708
想再見我嗎?

892
00:50:34,833 --> 00:50:35,750
我想

893
00:50:37,541 --> 00:50:38,500
不過...

894
00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:42,208
事情有點複雜,對吧?

895
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:43,791
不用那麼複雜

896
00:50:50,416 --> 00:50:51,875
這樣不好

897
00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,416
也是

898
00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:05,708
比方說,不能去我家

899
00:51:05,708 --> 00:51:06,833
好,我也不想去

900
00:51:07,583 --> 00:51:11,208
我不能隨時報備行蹤

901
00:51:11,708 --> 00:51:13,833
有人盯上我就會連累你

902
00:51:13,833 --> 00:51:15,958
有空再見面

903
00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:21,666
我們的關係只到炮友

904
00:51:22,833 --> 00:51:25,333
對彼此的瞭解越少越好

905
00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:26,750
下一句是什麼?

906
00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:29,208
不准愛上我?

907
00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:32,750
我很識相

908
00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:36,125
我不要知道你家在哪裡

909
00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:39,750
也不要隨時掌握你的行蹤

910
00:51:40,375 --> 00:51:43,250
有空就約在這裡見面

911
00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:45,375
外面的事都不要想

912
00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:50,125
那好吧

913
00:51:50,125 --> 00:51:51,125
好

914
00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:53,000
條件都同意嗎?

915
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,458
要簽哪裡?

916
00:52:01,375 --> 00:52:02,916
還要簽哪裡?

917
00:52:06,166 --> 00:52:07,083
簽這裡

918
00:52:09,666 --> 00:52:11,541
還有哪裡要簽?

919
00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:16,666
這份文件要毫無漏洞

920
00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:23,625
(虔誠街)

921
00:52:24,291 --> 00:52:26,333
(愉悅街)

922
00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:30,291
佛洛伊德的本我和超我概念

923
00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:34,083
榮格認為兩者不斷互相衝突

924
00:52:35,291 --> 00:52:36,916
超我

925
00:52:36,916 --> 00:52:38,500
是良知

926
00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,583
鼓勵人要行為檢點

927
00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:44,083
遵守社會規範、道德標準

928
00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:48,208
本我

929
00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:51,166
人都有欲望

930
00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:53,208
原始的本能

931
00:52:55,291 --> 00:52:58,250
只顧追求愉悅的衝動

932
00:52:58,250 --> 00:53:00,500
完全不管後果

933
00:53:01,291 --> 00:53:02,125
自我

934
00:53:02,708 --> 00:53:03,625
夾在中間

935
00:53:04,416 --> 00:53:07,041
是本能和邏輯中間的橋梁

936
00:53:07,666 --> 00:53:09,416
平衡自律和放縱

937
00:53:09,416 --> 00:53:11,916
不斷試圖得到最大的愉悅

938
00:53:11,916 --> 00:53:14,500
付出最少的代價

939
00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:16,708
{\an8}(紐奧良大學,地質系和心理系)

940
00:53:25,125 --> 00:53:27,250
歡迎搭乘瑪蒂森航空

941
00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:31,833
要飛哪裡?

942
00:53:31,833 --> 00:53:34,708
熱情洋溢的熱帶天堂

943
00:53:38,291 --> 00:53:39,916
請跟我到二樓座艙

944
00:53:41,250 --> 00:53:42,583
直接到頭等艙

945
00:53:44,708 --> 00:53:47,583
先生,請解開安全帶

946
00:53:48,375 --> 00:53:49,916
安全起見

947
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,458
我們即將通過劇烈亂流

948
00:54:01,416 --> 00:54:03,083
請做好防撞姿勢

949
00:54:31,625 --> 00:54:34,750
我知道說好不聊這種事

950
00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:36,916
不想說也沒關係

951
00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:42,375
怎麼殺人不被抓到?

952
00:54:45,125 --> 00:54:48,375
要夠聰明、仔細

953
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:52,208
永遠要算得比警方精

954
00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:56,166
其實不為人知的是
多數命案都變成懸案

955
00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:57,458
尤其是在這一帶

956
00:54:57,958 --> 00:55:02,791
我的做案手法就找較安定的地方下手

957
00:55:02,791 --> 00:55:06,458
然後再把屍體移到大有問題的地方

958
00:55:07,166 --> 00:55:08,541
這樣不會留下線索嗎?

959
00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:10,541
不夠聰明就有可能

960
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:13,833
問你,射人要射哪裡?

961
00:55:16,416 --> 00:55:17,541
不對,低一點

962
00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:19,416
再低

963
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,500
再...好了

964
00:55:24,208 --> 00:55:25,041
心臟

965
00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:31,583
像頭或脖子這些部位

966
00:55:31,583 --> 00:55:34,666
一射血就會噴出來

967
00:55:34,666 --> 00:55:36,625
噴得滿地都是

968
00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:40,125
人就是這個裝滿血的臭皮囊

969
00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:42,541
細皮嫩肉的胸腔

970
00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:44,125
把血都包起來

971
00:55:47,583 --> 00:55:48,875
只要移動屍體

972
00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:50,791
故布疑陣

973
00:55:52,291 --> 00:55:54,041
就能引導警方辦案

974
00:55:58,041 --> 00:56:00,541
我高中時太害羞,不敢報名話劇徵選

975
00:56:00,541 --> 00:56:03,666
但現在卻找到發揮的舞台了

976
00:56:03,666 --> 00:56:06,333
每次逮捕就像好戲落幕

977
00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:09,291
我們即將就要幹一票大的了

978
00:56:11,041 --> 00:56:12,375
這不是開玩笑的

979
00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:16,000
我拿這包錢走人

980
00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:21,000
明天這個時候
她的人頭就會裝在超市購物袋

981
00:56:21,625 --> 00:56:24,458
屍體碾碎拿去鄉下餵豬

982
00:56:25,875 --> 00:56:28,250
一句話說清楚

983
00:56:29,375 --> 00:56:31,333
你要這樣嗎?

984
00:56:32,208 --> 00:56:36,916
這個女人迷上手機交友軟體

985
00:56:36,916 --> 00:56:39,916
她在棧橋那邊跟餐廳經理打炮

986
00:56:39,916 --> 00:56:41,791
還想把我吃乾抹淨

987
00:56:41,791 --> 00:56:44,000
你們那邊怎麼辦事我是不清楚

988
00:56:44,583 --> 00:56:45,458
但在我們這裡

989
00:56:46,041 --> 00:56:48,708
照道義就不該搶別人的電視、狗、船

990
00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:50,583
休想

991
00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:54,083
殺掉那個賤人

992
00:56:55,291 --> 00:56:56,125
我很樂意

993
00:57:03,541 --> 00:57:04,375
庭上

994
00:57:05,541 --> 00:57:09,750
精神變態罪犯會危害社會

995
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:14,125
另一方面,因一時氣憤而犯案的人

996
00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:16,500
就是法律說的義憤犯

997
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:20,833
再犯的可能性比正常人還低

998
00:57:21,791 --> 00:57:22,833
在本案中

999
00:57:22,833 --> 00:57:27,875
這種教唆殺人的意圖

1000
00:57:27,875 --> 00:57:30,166
就算不提其實還沒人受傷

1001
00:57:30,166 --> 00:57:31,958
本案特性比較偏向義憤殺人

1002
00:57:31,958 --> 00:57:34,583
不該算是預謀殺人

1003
00:57:34,583 --> 00:57:37,208
異議無效

1004
00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:39,166
請你快交互詰問吧

1005
00:57:39,166 --> 00:57:43,125
強森先生,你先前的證詞

1006
00:57:43,125 --> 00:57:45,666
認為這是預謀行為

1007
00:57:46,291 --> 00:57:49,041
你是指你無中生有這整件事

1008
00:57:49,041 --> 00:57:51,958
迫使他們教唆殺人,是你預謀的嗎?

1009
00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:56,416
他們約我不是臨時決定或一時衝動

1010
00:57:56,416 --> 00:58:01,125
意圖很明顯,殺法也很清楚

1011
00:58:01,708 --> 00:58:05,333
你若沒有強制意圖
為什麼要事先做調查?

1012
00:58:05,333 --> 00:58:09,375
為什麼要奇裝異服偽裝?

1013
00:58:09,375 --> 00:58:13,375
這種情況對我當事人顯然不利

1014
00:58:13,375 --> 00:58:17,208
不過我要問的是
強森先生,請問你的情況是什麼?

1015
00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:18,541
庭上,異議

1016
00:58:18,541 --> 00:58:19,958
異議有效

1017
00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:22,333
偽裝是想隱藏什麼?

1018
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:23,708
是想騙誰?

1019
00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:24,625
阿郎會怎麼做?

1020
00:58:24,625 --> 00:58:26,958
異議,辯方律師在刁難證人

1021
00:58:26,958 --> 00:58:29,875
我的工作不是分析見面的情況

1022
00:58:29,875 --> 00:58:33,000
我的工作是在這種情況跟客戶見面

1023
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,750
套出他們早就預謀的殺機

1024
00:58:37,416 --> 00:58:40,000
我幹的這一行不是要勸人向善

1025
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:47,625
我有好東西

1026
00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:49,416
我喜歡

1027
00:58:49,416 --> 00:58:50,750
你在背後藏了什麼?

1028
00:58:50,750 --> 00:58:51,833
你要左手還是右手?

1029
00:58:52,958 --> 00:58:53,833
左手

1030
00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:54,916
你輸了

1031
00:58:55,541 --> 00:58:56,666
靠

1032
00:58:57,791 --> 00:58:58,625
拿槍要幹麼?

1033
00:59:00,541 --> 00:59:02,833
你說呢?我一個女人自己住

1034
00:59:03,375 --> 00:59:04,250
總得保護自己

1035
00:59:04,250 --> 00:59:07,208
也因為一直講殺人的事很嚇人

1036
00:59:07,916 --> 00:59:08,833
好

1037
00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:11,458
相信我,亂玩槍更危險

1038
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:13,416
你就有槍

1039
00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:17,000
這不一樣,我是職業殺手

1040
00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:21,083
到底要不要教我用槍?

1041
00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:23,125
現在嗎?

1042
00:59:25,166 --> 00:59:26,916
不是說好了

1043
00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:29,208
外面的事都不要想?

1044
00:59:31,458 --> 00:59:34,041
總不能一直窩在家裡

1045
00:59:34,541 --> 00:59:35,375
不是嗎?

1046
00:59:36,541 --> 00:59:37,375
是嗎?

1047
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,166
都射不到

1048
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,166
是那些靶紙會自我修復

1049
00:59:50,166 --> 00:59:52,041
怎麼這麼難瞄準?

1050
00:59:52,041 --> 00:59:53,166
多練習就好

1051
00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:55,250
神槍手,露兩手給我看看

1052
00:59:58,125 --> 00:59:59,791
這種距離

1053
00:59:59,791 --> 01:00:02,791
是給業餘觀光客用的

1054
01:00:10,916 --> 01:00:12,250
我習慣這麼近開槍

1055
01:00:18,125 --> 01:00:19,875
等等,聽我說完

1056
01:00:20,375 --> 01:00:23,375
既然月亮會控制潮汐,對吧?

1057
01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:25,666
- 對
- 而人都是水做的

1058
01:00:25,666 --> 01:00:27,375
怎麼可能不被滿月影響?

1059
01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:28,708
想一想

1060
01:00:29,666 --> 01:00:31,833
那樣說不合邏輯

1061
01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:33,375
- 很有邏輯
- 沒有

1062
01:00:34,416 --> 01:00:37,458
月相跟引力無關

1063
01:00:37,458 --> 01:00:39,041
是陰影的關係

1064
01:00:39,041 --> 01:00:40,750
地球擋住照射到月亮的陽光

1065
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,166
就會形成月相

1066
01:00:42,666 --> 01:00:47,583
月亮和地球之間的引力關係是固定的

1067
01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:50,041
所以雖然每個月的月亮有圓缺變化

1068
01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:53,291
但地球不會受到影響

1069
01:00:53,291 --> 01:00:57,916
原來我是在跟天體物理學家約會

1070
01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:00,333
我要讓你捉摸不定才行

1071
01:01:01,208 --> 01:01:03,041
- 小白臉,來去跳舞
- 好

1072
01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:34,875
(維哥夜店)

1073
01:01:38,291 --> 01:01:40,333
快走吧

1074
01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:48,375
- 雷
- 等一下

1075
01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:50,083
瑪蒂森?

1076
01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:52,000
糟糕

1077
01:01:53,791 --> 01:01:55,875
- 我打了好幾通電話給你
- 雷,拜託

1078
01:01:55,875 --> 01:01:57,833
你的手太忙沒辦法接是吧

1079
01:02:00,041 --> 01:02:00,875
他是誰?

1080
01:02:02,250 --> 01:02:03,125
我是她男朋友

1081
01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:06,125
真的嗎?我是她老公

1082
01:02:06,125 --> 01:02:07,125
雷,不要這樣

1083
01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:08,375
瑪蒂,不要怎樣?

1084
01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:10,166
你說啊

1085
01:02:10,166 --> 01:02:11,708
- 難道要我好聲好氣?
- 幸會

1086
01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:13,000
男朋友,幸會

1087
01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:15,416
瑪蒂森,你真可憐

1088
01:02:16,541 --> 01:02:17,833
- 這口氣我吞不下去
- 雷

1089
01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:21,291
我還沒說完,放開我

1090
01:02:21,291 --> 01:02:22,958
剛是鬧你們的

1091
01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:24,541
不要生氣

1092
01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:27,541
跟你的新朋友開個小玩笑犯法嗎?

1093
01:02:27,541 --> 01:02:29,625
雷,請你不要煩我們

1094
01:02:29,625 --> 01:02:31,250
他媽的,瑪蒂森,不准走

1095
01:02:31,250 --> 01:02:33,291
- 雷
- 休想離開我

1096
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:34,708
吃裡扒外的賤人,給我過來

1097
01:02:35,583 --> 01:02:37,791
- 靠
- 混蛋,跟她道歉

1098
01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:40,208
混蛋,他叫你道歉

1099
01:02:41,375 --> 01:02:43,166
他是職業的,他會開槍

1100
01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:44,500
開槍給他看

1101
01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:49,125
幹

1102
01:02:53,125 --> 01:02:53,958
走吧

1103
01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:55,708
職業什麼?

1104
01:02:57,500 --> 01:02:59,166
我看是職業渣男

1105
01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:03,000
瑪蒂森,想飛上枝頭變鳳凰是吧

1106
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,458
- 職業哥,再見
- 雷,走了

1107
01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:08,458
去死吧,渣男賤女真是絕配

1108
01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:10,875
- 雷,趕快走了
- 不要叫我

1109
01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:12,250
這樣很難看

1110
01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:16,083
剛真是太過癮了

1111
01:03:16,708 --> 01:03:19,625
你好威風

1112
01:03:20,791 --> 01:03:23,750
那個爛人平常都不給任何人面子

1113
01:03:24,791 --> 01:03:25,875
有看到他的表情嗎?

1114
01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:29,666
- 有
- 他就夾著尾巴走掉

1115
01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:34,625
好誇張

1116
01:03:37,916 --> 01:03:39,291
酷哥

1117
01:03:39,291 --> 01:03:44,708
從來沒人那樣站出來保護過我

1118
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:46,833
好

1119
01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:53,208
(泰德快餐店)

1120
01:03:53,791 --> 01:03:54,750
來

1121
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:56,000
最開心的約會

1122
01:04:03,208 --> 01:04:04,041
好吃

1123
01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:05,208
好好吃

1124
01:04:06,875 --> 01:04:11,666
你跟雷好像對你們離婚沒有不同看法

1125
01:04:12,916 --> 01:04:13,791
我很清楚

1126
01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:16,166
他要發瘋我也沒辦法

1127
01:04:16,166 --> 01:04:17,666
你也看到他有多瘋了

1128
01:04:17,666 --> 01:04:18,791
對

1129
01:04:20,875 --> 01:04:22,666
你們有離婚吧?

1130
01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:26,208
我手指有婚戒嗎?

1131
01:04:27,541 --> 01:04:29,125
有沒有?

1132
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,041
沒有

1133
01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:32,125
那就對了

1134
01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:37,125
只是不會這麼巧

1135
01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:40,166
我們去夜店剛好碰到他吧?

1136
01:04:40,166 --> 01:04:41,916
問東問西做什麼?

1137
01:04:43,916 --> 01:04:45,000
好啦

1138
01:04:46,625 --> 01:04:47,666
是我不對

1139
01:04:48,666 --> 01:04:50,125
我違反約定

1140
01:04:54,083 --> 01:04:59,708
但回家後我很樂意再簽一份新契約

1141
01:05:09,791 --> 01:05:11,250
你好像生氣

1142
01:05:11,250 --> 01:05:16,041
我不是氣自己拿槍指著一個豬頭

1143
01:05:16,041 --> 01:05:17,125
那沒什麼

1144
01:05:18,208 --> 01:05:20,541
只是我不會帶你

1145
01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:22,875
到我朋友和前女友常去的地方

1146
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,500
不能節外生枝

1147
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,625
那是巧合

1148
01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:29,625
不會吧?

1149
01:05:29,625 --> 01:05:31,083
這麼巧

1150
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:33,583
就知道是你

1151
01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:38,291
什麼事?

1152
01:05:38,875 --> 01:05:40,333
我只是來買外帶

1153
01:05:40,333 --> 01:05:43,166
就看到你在這邊,很扯吧?

1154
01:05:43,166 --> 01:05:45,000
實在是有夠巧

1155
01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:48,583
你要介紹我給你朋友認識嗎?

1156
01:05:52,791 --> 01:05:54,666
- 我叫賈斯伯
- 我叫瑪蒂森

1157
01:05:54,666 --> 01:05:56,250
瑪蒂森

1158
01:05:56,833 --> 01:05:57,666
瑪蒂森?

1159
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,208
瑪蒂森

1160
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:04,291
我們見過嗎?你好面熟

1161
01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:06,083
沒有

1162
01:06:06,083 --> 01:06:08,166
應該沒有

1163
01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:14,125
算了,我說不定之後會想起來

1164
01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:15,166
或許吧

1165
01:06:16,625 --> 01:06:19,416
那就不打擾你們吃甜點

1166
01:06:19,416 --> 01:06:20,916
只是過來打聲招呼

1167
01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:22,625
晚安

1168
01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:24,916
週末愉快

1169
01:06:26,041 --> 01:06:26,916
很高興見到你

1170
01:06:27,791 --> 01:06:28,625
好了

1171
01:06:28,625 --> 01:06:30,375
- 再見
- 再見

1172
01:06:33,875 --> 01:06:36,416
那還真巧

1173
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,041
他是誰?

1174
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,333
我以前的同事

1175
01:06:47,791 --> 01:06:54,041
前夫和前同事

1176
01:06:55,916 --> 01:06:56,833
扯平了?

1177
01:06:57,791 --> 01:06:58,625
沒有

1178
01:06:58,625 --> 01:07:00,041
有

1179
01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:02,791
我願意再簽契約

1180
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,416
要做什麼?

1181
01:07:17,416 --> 01:07:19,666
這麼臨時,害我來不及做調查

1182
01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:21,375
感覺好像全裸上陣一樣

1183
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:23,125
這是你展現實力的時候

1184
01:07:23,625 --> 01:07:25,708
萬聖節過了,不用再變裝

1185
01:07:26,208 --> 01:07:28,458
我們沒有他多少資料

1186
01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:30,875
連申請監聽票的時間都沒有

1187
01:07:30,875 --> 01:07:32,500
只有錄音

1188
01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:33,583
他叫麥克

1189
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:35,958
人已經到了,脾氣好像有點暴躁

1190
01:07:36,833 --> 01:07:38,375
越說越可怕

1191
01:07:38,375 --> 01:07:40,125
等等,知道這個人的長相嗎?

1192
01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:42,166
不知道,他說就找一個人坐

1193
01:07:42,166 --> 01:07:43,708
看《麥田捕手》的人

1194
01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:46,041
從過去經驗來看不是好兆頭

1195
01:07:46,041 --> 01:07:47,791
蓋瑞,安啦

1196
01:07:47,791 --> 01:07:48,916
兩三下就解決

1197
01:07:49,416 --> 01:07:51,291
不過又是個不敢自己動手的孬種而已

1198
01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:53,000
阿蓋,你行的

1199
01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:55,958
好吧

1200
01:07:55,958 --> 01:07:57,250
好好享用早餐

1201
01:08:25,208 --> 01:08:26,250
麥克?

1202
01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:27,416
對,阿賈?

1203
01:08:27,416 --> 01:08:30,250
不要轉頭,這是為了保護你

1204
01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:35,375
麥克,找我什麼事?

1205
01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:37,500
- 你是...
- 我是

1206
01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:41,791
你...

1207
01:08:42,291 --> 01:08:43,125
沒錯

1208
01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:47,041
說出你的想法

1209
01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:49,833
除非你是來吃鬆餅

1210
01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:52,458
我老婆

1211
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,333
打算怎麼做?

1212
01:08:57,958 --> 01:09:01,666
你說呢?那個賤人傷透我的心

1213
01:09:02,958 --> 01:09:05,291
我沒辦法看到她在外面

1214
01:09:06,583 --> 01:09:07,875
跟男人摟摟抱抱

1215
01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:13,166
所以才來找你

1216
01:09:15,750 --> 01:09:16,958
找我做什麼?

1217
01:09:18,125 --> 01:09:20,000
幹麼不自己清理門戶?

1218
01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,416
我很想

1219
01:09:23,916 --> 01:09:27,125
但我們在辦離婚手續

1220
01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:30,041
我的嫌疑最大

1221
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:35,000
所以要有天衣無縫的不在場證明

1222
01:09:37,375 --> 01:09:39,291
你們還沒有離婚?

1223
01:09:42,208 --> 01:09:43,125
問這要幹麼?

1224
01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:47,166
對了,我忘了說

1225
01:09:47,166 --> 01:09:49,791
有兩個人要處理

1226
01:09:49,791 --> 01:09:51,750
她交新男朋友

1227
01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:54,250
他是大渣男

1228
01:09:56,791 --> 01:09:57,625
還有呢?

1229
01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:02,083
要是看到他,也能順便殺掉

1230
01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:06,541
沒問題

1231
01:10:07,416 --> 01:10:08,708
價錢會高一點

1232
01:10:08,708 --> 01:10:09,625
可以嗎?

1233
01:10:10,458 --> 01:10:12,750
可以,殺掉那對狗男女

1234
01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,000
好

1235
01:10:16,125 --> 01:10:16,958
錢有帶來嗎?

1236
01:10:17,958 --> 01:10:20,875
錢在這裡,殺兩個人應該夠

1237
01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:28,166
不過我有特別要求

1238
01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:32,166
我會竭誠為您服務

1239
01:10:36,625 --> 01:10:40,583
動手的時候要讓她死也瞑目

1240
01:10:42,166 --> 01:10:46,125
就在動手前對著她說

1241
01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:48,875
你心愛的老公要你死

1242
01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:54,791
我要她斷氣前聽到這句話

1243
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:03,083
這樣好了

1244
01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:05,916
這個男朋友算我免費奉送

1245
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,375
這是怎樣?

1246
01:11:08,375 --> 01:11:10,541
怎樣?很簡單

1247
01:11:11,041 --> 01:11:13,416
錢給我,我來處理

1248
01:11:14,625 --> 01:11:16,416
不用了,我自己處理

1249
01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:21,416
剛是怎樣?

1250
01:11:21,416 --> 01:11:23,500
誰知道,他突然就嚇跑了

1251
01:11:24,666 --> 01:11:25,500
這種事難免

1252
01:11:26,208 --> 01:11:27,041
有嗎?

1253
01:11:32,083 --> 01:11:34,083
有事請留言

1254
01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:37,875
瑪蒂森,聽到留言不要回家

1255
01:11:37,875 --> 01:11:39,666
我聽到雷的事,馬上回電...

1256
01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:43,750
搞什麼鬼?

1257
01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:45,500
- 什麼?
- 什麼?

1258
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:48,291
什麼意思?那個傢伙連滾帶爬逃走

1259
01:11:48,291 --> 01:11:50,666
不知道,他慌了

1260
01:11:50,666 --> 01:11:52,041
不可能每次都成功

1261
01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:55,458
你用那種態度鐵定不行
他們慌了就要讓他們安心

1262
01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:58,291
我看你做事有點隨便

1263
01:12:00,833 --> 01:12:01,666
可能吧

1264
01:12:04,541 --> 01:12:08,250
我想跟你談談之前那晚的事

1265
01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:11,166
要談什麼?

1266
01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:15,250
她嗎?

1267
01:12:15,250 --> 01:12:18,458
我懂,我都想通了

1268
01:12:18,458 --> 01:12:19,791
沒事

1269
01:12:20,916 --> 01:12:22,416
我上過的嫌犯也不少

1270
01:12:23,250 --> 01:12:25,375
沒什麼,對你是好事

1271
01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:28,833
我只是碰巧遇到她,好嗎?

1272
01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:31,208
她就謝謝我開導她

1273
01:12:32,375 --> 01:12:33,833
最好是

1274
01:12:35,958 --> 01:12:38,875
我不希望你有所誤會

1275
01:12:38,875 --> 01:12:39,791
蓋瑞

1276
01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:42,208
儘管信任我吧

1277
01:12:45,250 --> 01:12:46,708
等等...

1278
01:12:47,791 --> 01:12:50,583
再說一次,他想找人殺我?

1279
01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:53,083
對,他想雇用我殺你

1280
01:12:53,083 --> 01:12:55,083
哪個字你聽不懂?快點走

1281
01:12:55,666 --> 01:12:57,958
- 他有看到你?
- 對

1282
01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,958
- 也知道你的職業?
- 對

1283
01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:04,791
那你會殺我嗎?

1284
01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:08,208
你在說什麼?

1285
01:13:09,083 --> 01:13:10,666
你會殺我嗎?

1286
01:13:12,291 --> 01:13:13,125
不會

1287
01:13:14,458 --> 01:13:16,166
那我就不用怕了

1288
01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:23,458
他可能會自己動手

1289
01:13:23,458 --> 01:13:25,166
不會

1290
01:13:26,541 --> 01:13:27,708
他不會

1291
01:13:28,958 --> 01:13:33,416
各位現代陪審員,你們要怎麼裁決?

1292
01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:38,541
我們裁決終身監禁不得假釋

1293
01:13:39,791 --> 01:13:40,833
你們真是現代

1294
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,416
這個結論是怎麼來的?

1295
01:13:43,916 --> 01:13:47,916
儘管我們覺得這個人的罪行很可惡

1296
01:13:47,916 --> 01:13:50,708
不過死刑沒有任何幫助

1297
01:13:50,708 --> 01:13:53,333
只會造成更多痛苦和創傷

1298
01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:54,250
好

1299
01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:57,000
這是司法制度的制定

1300
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,458
回應公民意志的好例子

1301
01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:02,458
好,我們回到過去

1302
01:14:02,458 --> 01:14:04,541
找舊石器時代朋友

1303
01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:07,500
兩萬五千年前的情況很不一樣

1304
01:14:08,291 --> 01:14:09,291
沒有陪審團

1305
01:14:09,791 --> 01:14:11,291
也沒有司法制度

1306
01:14:11,791 --> 01:14:13,750
你們只是一個游牧群落

1307
01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:16,625
你們要怎麼處理

1308
01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:21,916
這個入侵其他部落
精神失常領袖所帶來的威脅?

1309
01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:24,708
他殺人放火、姦淫擄掠

1310
01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:27,041
感覺會把你們通通害死

1311
01:14:28,250 --> 01:14:29,541
你們有什麼選擇?

1312
01:14:30,041 --> 01:14:31,708
我們未能達到一致決定

1313
01:14:31,708 --> 01:14:33,333
有人認為應該流放他

1314
01:14:33,333 --> 01:14:36,333
我們沒有方法流放他,用船嗎?

1315
01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:37,666
多數人

1316
01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:39,791
想幹掉他

1317
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,375
求生存就要用非常手段

1318
01:14:45,291 --> 01:14:46,333
不要惹傑倫

1319
01:14:47,041 --> 01:14:48,625
這個問題要怎麼解決?

1320
01:14:48,625 --> 01:14:50,000
處決

1321
01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:51,833
處決很殘忍

1322
01:14:53,458 --> 01:14:56,458
但從歷史來看可能是正確的選擇

1323
01:14:56,458 --> 01:14:59,750
最近這個議題有很多學術研究

1324
01:14:59,750 --> 01:15:02,916
有人提出新觀點,認為這種定點殺戮

1325
01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:06,625
對社會演化的影響比先前想的還大

1326
01:15:06,625 --> 01:15:11,208
這種剷除破壞勢力的衝動

1327
01:15:11,208 --> 01:15:15,125
很可能是歷史演化的黑暗面

1328
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,333
有人認為這種殺戮有兩個目的

1329
01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:21,416
不只保護社會凝聚和規範

1330
01:15:21,416 --> 01:15:25,458
同時也淘汰某種性喜虐待

1331
01:15:25,458 --> 01:15:27,541
不合群人士的基因

1332
01:15:27,541 --> 01:15:29,958
教授什麼時候變這麼帥?

1333
01:15:29,958 --> 01:15:31,250
就是說啊

1334
01:15:31,958 --> 01:15:34,583
下午會把比較統計資料送到總局?

1335
01:15:38,458 --> 01:15:39,791
他們知道屍體的事嗎?

1336
01:15:40,333 --> 01:15:41,875
不知道,還沒有時間跟他們說

1337
01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:43,291
什麼屍體?

1338
01:15:43,291 --> 01:15:46,416
記得那個想殺老公
後來被我們放走的女人嗎?

1339
01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:48,083
是他放走的,不是我們

1340
01:15:48,083 --> 01:15:50,500
瑪蒂森費格羅亞馬斯特

1341
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:52,000
你偽裝成阿郎那次

1342
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,125
她老公被人發現身亡

1343
01:15:56,458 --> 01:15:58,625
怎麼回事?在哪裡?

1344
01:15:58,625 --> 01:16:01,708
陳屍在夏曼圖公路旁的高麗菜巷

1345
01:16:01,708 --> 01:16:03,250
很可能是毒品交易糾紛

1346
01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:06,250
被一顆點38口徑子彈射中主動脈

1347
01:16:14,458 --> 01:16:15,291
蓋瑞?

1348
01:16:18,291 --> 01:16:20,583
我當初在調查這個人時

1349
01:16:20,583 --> 01:16:23,458
就發現他有很多毒品問題

1350
01:16:26,375 --> 01:16:27,541
有嫌犯嗎?

1351
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:29,833
沒有,聽說她跟老公

1352
01:16:29,833 --> 01:16:31,625
在維哥夜店外面大吵

1353
01:16:31,625 --> 01:16:33,708
然後她身邊的男人拿槍指著他

1354
01:16:35,750 --> 01:16:36,958
有查到男人的身分嗎?

1355
01:16:37,541 --> 01:16:38,500
還沒有

1356
01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:45,166
說不定是新男朋友?

1357
01:16:46,208 --> 01:16:48,791
要不要去找這個男人問清楚?

1358
01:16:49,583 --> 01:16:50,791
這個意見不錯

1359
01:16:50,791 --> 01:16:52,333
查出什麼再回報

1360
01:16:52,333 --> 01:16:56,083
我想找強森合力偵辦

1361
01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:57,833
我可以帶他去嗎?

1362
01:16:59,250 --> 01:17:00,083
可以

1363
01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:01,708
蓋瑞,你可以嗎?

1364
01:17:04,458 --> 01:17:05,291
可以

1365
01:17:19,458 --> 01:17:21,458
(維哥夜店)

1366
01:17:34,458 --> 01:17:35,375
你在聞什麼?

1367
01:17:35,375 --> 01:17:37,291
我在找那個男朋友

1368
01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:45,166
靠,找到他了

1369
01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:46,833
老子真厲害

1370
01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:49,541
拜託哦,到底來這裡幹麼?

1371
01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:52,583
別擔心,我不會說出去

1372
01:17:52,583 --> 01:17:53,500
說什麼?

1373
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:56,000
碰巧再遇到她不代表我是男朋友

1374
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,750
也不代表我就跟命案有關

1375
01:17:57,750 --> 01:18:01,250
不要激動...戒心這麼強

1376
01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:04,166
又沒人說是你

1377
01:18:04,166 --> 01:18:08,500
我只是想問你認不認識這個人?

1378
01:18:09,416 --> 01:18:10,875
面熟嗎?

1379
01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:15,625
就是從早餐店嚇到逃走的那個人

1380
01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:18,333
他叫什麼?麥克嗎?

1381
01:18:18,333 --> 01:18:20,875
他叫雷,是瑪蒂森的老公

1382
01:18:21,833 --> 01:18:22,666
對嗎?

1383
01:18:25,375 --> 01:18:26,291
對

1384
01:18:27,916 --> 01:18:30,541
我回去重聽了你們那段對話

1385
01:18:30,541 --> 01:18:35,458
結果聽出弦外之音

1386
01:18:36,166 --> 01:18:40,416
你明知道提到男朋友他就會抓狂

1387
01:18:41,916 --> 01:18:43,166
你想說什麼?

1388
01:18:45,916 --> 01:18:47,958
沒什麼

1389
01:18:47,958 --> 01:18:50,000
蓋瑞,我們是朋友吧?

1390
01:18:50,791 --> 01:18:52,083
跟你說個祕密

1391
01:18:52,583 --> 01:18:58,541
從警這麼多年,我學會憑直覺辦案

1392
01:18:58,541 --> 01:19:01,708
我的直覺通常都滿準的

1393
01:19:03,291 --> 01:19:04,125
很有用

1394
01:19:05,250 --> 01:19:06,166
查到什麼再跟我說

1395
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:09,833
再看看

1396
01:19:11,708 --> 01:19:12,625
好吧

1397
01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:15,416
這裡沒有線索

1398
01:19:22,416 --> 01:19:23,833
嚇死我了

1399
01:19:29,291 --> 01:19:31,000
幹麼用那種眼神看我?

1400
01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:33,625
什麼眼神?

1401
01:19:33,625 --> 01:19:36,125
好像我做錯事一樣

1402
01:19:36,125 --> 01:19:37,458
你有嗎?

1403
01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:42,083
有不尋常的事嗎?

1404
01:19:43,125 --> 01:19:44,541
你想說什麼?

1405
01:19:44,541 --> 01:19:46,291
阿郎,一大早別問東問西

1406
01:19:46,791 --> 01:19:48,208
你有聽說雷出事嗎?

1407
01:19:51,083 --> 01:19:51,958
他死了?

1408
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:53,833
知道

1409
01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:56,416
你怎麼知道?

1410
01:19:56,416 --> 01:19:57,875
我有門路

1411
01:19:58,958 --> 01:20:02,666
你是要跟我說,還是就假裝沒事?

1412
01:20:03,625 --> 01:20:05,250
誰跟你說的?

1413
01:20:07,416 --> 01:20:08,875
這是我的專業

1414
01:20:09,375 --> 01:20:11,333
我會聽警察電台

1415
01:20:11,333 --> 01:20:13,625
就知道這裡有誰被殺

1416
01:20:15,708 --> 01:20:18,333
我是關心你
你看起來淡定得太詭異了

1417
01:20:18,333 --> 01:20:20,291
我當然會跟你說

1418
01:20:23,083 --> 01:20:25,875
只是心情還沒有平復

1419
01:20:28,541 --> 01:20:30,125
整個人六神無主

1420
01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:33,458
我的立場很尷尬

1421
01:20:34,041 --> 01:20:36,375
要我演一個悲傷的寡婦嗎?

1422
01:20:36,375 --> 01:20:39,625
我演不來

1423
01:20:41,166 --> 01:20:43,000
他是好人嗎?不是

1424
01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:47,083
我愛他嗎?我愛過他

1425
01:20:48,625 --> 01:20:51,000
每個人悲傷的方式不一樣

1426
01:20:53,375 --> 01:20:55,666
我得知道這件事跟你有關嗎?

1427
01:20:57,125 --> 01:20:59,875
這件事跟我能扯上什麼屁關係?

1428
01:21:00,875 --> 01:21:02,083
我有什麼動機?你以為...

1429
01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:05,583
一開始是我叫你不要殺他,記得嗎?

1430
01:21:06,083 --> 01:21:09,041
你以為我會沒事免費殺人嗎?

1431
01:21:09,041 --> 01:21:10,000
好啦

1432
01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:13,708
我總得問一下吧

1433
01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:18,583
對不起

1434
01:21:22,708 --> 01:21:23,916
沒關係,我...

1435
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:26,833
我懂你的心情

1436
01:21:34,250 --> 01:21:35,083
過來抱一下

1437
01:21:38,791 --> 01:21:40,541
很高興有你在

1438
01:21:40,541 --> 01:21:41,458
我也是

1439
01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:45,375
所以是怎麼回事?

1440
01:21:46,708 --> 01:21:48,416
是警方通知你嗎?

1441
01:21:48,416 --> 01:21:49,333
對

1442
01:21:50,375 --> 01:21:52,958
他們有說逮捕什麼嫌犯嗎?

1443
01:21:54,541 --> 01:21:58,666
他們懷疑是毒品交易糾紛
然後他就中槍身亡

1444
01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:03,708
我好怕

1445
01:22:03,708 --> 01:22:04,708
我知道

1446
01:22:06,041 --> 01:22:07,208
好詭異

1447
01:22:09,375 --> 01:22:10,833
這麼突然

1448
01:22:14,541 --> 01:22:16,791
但你也不用怕啊,你為什麼會怕?

1449
01:22:20,916 --> 01:22:22,083
因為人是我殺的

1450
01:22:29,041 --> 01:22:30,375
人是你殺的?

1451
01:22:30,958 --> 01:22:31,875
對

1452
01:22:34,458 --> 01:22:35,625
為什麼要殺人?

1453
01:22:37,416 --> 01:22:39,708
是你說他會來殺我

1454
01:22:41,083 --> 01:22:43,708
所以是他攻擊你,你殺他是自衛

1455
01:22:44,291 --> 01:22:46,541
- 算是吧
- 算是什麼?他做了什麼?

1456
01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:50,958
他好像是醉昏或睡著了

1457
01:22:51,916 --> 01:22:53,166
你就殺掉他?

1458
01:22:53,666 --> 01:22:54,666
對

1459
01:22:54,666 --> 01:22:57,375
我亂編故事,他們就信了

1460
01:22:57,375 --> 01:22:59,166
真要命

1461
01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:03,041
怎麼會這樣?

1462
01:23:04,083 --> 01:23:05,666
幹麼那麼激動?

1463
01:23:05,666 --> 01:23:07,708
- 你殺人像家常便飯
- 我沒有

1464
01:23:07,708 --> 01:23:11,000
我沒有殺過人

1465
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,708
你說什麼?

1466
01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:14,166
我是假殺手

1467
01:23:16,583 --> 01:23:20,958
所以當初才放走你,沒有抓你

1468
01:23:20,958 --> 01:23:24,583
因為我是臥底

1469
01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:26,125
你是警察?

1470
01:23:26,125 --> 01:23:27,291
不是,我...

1471
01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:33,791
我在大學教書,只是兼差當臥底殺手

1472
01:23:33,791 --> 01:23:35,541
結果一發不可收拾

1473
01:23:35,541 --> 01:23:38,166
你從頭到尾都在騙我?

1474
01:23:42,166 --> 01:23:43,041
我無計可施

1475
01:23:45,416 --> 01:23:46,666
不想失去你

1476
01:23:47,166 --> 01:23:48,375
你又先認識阿郎

1477
01:23:48,375 --> 01:23:50,166
你喜歡阿郎

1478
01:23:50,916 --> 01:23:54,250
我也喜歡阿郎,不想讓你看到蓋瑞

1479
01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:55,958
蓋瑞又是誰?

1480
01:23:56,958 --> 01:23:57,875
我是蓋瑞

1481
01:23:58,708 --> 01:23:59,625
你連名字都騙我?

1482
01:24:00,291 --> 01:24:02,041
我的本名是蓋瑞強森

1483
01:24:03,791 --> 01:24:04,625
蓋瑞?

1484
01:24:04,625 --> 01:24:05,541
我知道很土

1485
01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:08,916
抱歉

1486
01:24:09,416 --> 01:24:11,250
他們打了三次

1487
01:24:12,041 --> 01:24:16,125
一定有事,大概有狀況

1488
01:24:16,125 --> 01:24:17,666
克勞,怎麼樣?

1489
01:24:17,666 --> 01:24:20,625
蓋瑞,你在哪裡?馬上回局裡

1490
01:24:20,625 --> 01:24:22,791
- 現在?
- 對

1491
01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:25,291
調查瑪蒂森馬斯特有新發現

1492
01:24:27,916 --> 01:24:29,833
好,馬上到

1493
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:31,833
對不起

1494
01:24:32,375 --> 01:24:35,625
我有急事,處理完馬上回來

1495
01:24:35,625 --> 01:24:36,708
不用回來

1496
01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:41,458
趕快走,不管你叫什麼

1497
01:24:44,458 --> 01:24:47,958
阿郎走進門,蓋瑞被掃地出門

1498
01:24:52,916 --> 01:24:55,041
強森到了,菲爾,簡報室集合

1499
01:24:55,625 --> 01:24:57,958
(調查科)

1500
01:24:57,958 --> 01:24:59,125
有驚人發現

1501
01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:02,000
蓋瑞,這樣很帥

1502
01:25:09,208 --> 01:25:10,458
好在你趕來了

1503
01:25:12,833 --> 01:25:15,291
情況看起來越來越像是我們搞砸

1504
01:25:16,083 --> 01:25:19,083
瑪蒂森費格羅亞現在嫌疑最大

1505
01:25:20,750 --> 01:25:21,958
- 真的?
- 對

1506
01:25:22,541 --> 01:25:23,500
請坐

1507
01:25:25,541 --> 01:25:27,000
告訴他剛查到的線索

1508
01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:28,458
大概半年前

1509
01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:32,791
雷馬斯特加保壽險一百萬元

1510
01:25:34,041 --> 01:25:38,125
保單唯一受益人當然是配偶

1511
01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:41,791
投保日期比最初教唆未遂還早

1512
01:25:41,791 --> 01:25:44,875
但重案組認為可能跟命案有關

1513
01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:47,958
可能是你們見面後,她找別人動手

1514
01:25:47,958 --> 01:25:50,708
- 或是自己動手
- 放走嫌犯就會這樣

1515
01:25:50,708 --> 01:25:51,833
放馬後炮沒有用

1516
01:25:51,833 --> 01:25:53,708
事情都過那麼久了

1517
01:25:56,041 --> 01:26:00,000
蓋瑞,你在快樂咖啡館之後
還有跟她碰面嗎?

1518
01:26:00,583 --> 01:26:02,916
我們有碰面

1519
01:26:03,666 --> 01:26:04,500
還有?

1520
01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:05,583
什麼時候?

1521
01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:07,708
我在泰德快餐店碰巧遇到她

1522
01:26:08,208 --> 01:26:11,083
她就謝謝我開導她,幫她走出來

1523
01:26:12,458 --> 01:26:14,708
那天晚上也剛好碰到你

1524
01:26:14,708 --> 01:26:16,166
你有跟她聊幾句

1525
01:26:18,208 --> 01:26:19,500
你也有份?

1526
01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:23,958
我當時不知道是她

1527
01:26:24,583 --> 01:26:26,041
她就是瑪蒂森

1528
01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:33,750
她有殺人嫌疑嗎?

1529
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:38,500
不敢說沒有,但有的話我會很驚訝

1530
01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:42,458
她看起來很快樂,她離開了老公

1531
01:26:42,458 --> 01:26:43,916
有自己的家

1532
01:26:45,833 --> 01:26:47,666
看起來過得很好

1533
01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:52,125
那我們下一步是什麼?

1534
01:26:54,333 --> 01:26:57,583
想要的話,隨時可以找她來問話

1535
01:26:57,583 --> 01:26:59,958
她大概會找個好律師,乾脆不說話

1536
01:26:59,958 --> 01:27:01,458
假設她真是凶手

1537
01:27:01,458 --> 01:27:04,583
說詞和不在場證明大概早就準備好了

1538
01:27:04,583 --> 01:27:08,375
要讓她說出實話只有一次機會

1539
01:27:11,125 --> 01:27:11,958
要靠這個人

1540
01:27:13,250 --> 01:27:14,750
- 靠我?
- 對

1541
01:27:16,458 --> 01:27:20,791
問一下,你碰巧遇到她的時候

1542
01:27:21,291 --> 01:27:23,416
是蓋瑞還是殺手?

1543
01:27:23,416 --> 01:27:25,750
那次你是什麼身分?

1544
01:27:26,333 --> 01:27:27,208
阿郎

1545
01:27:28,541 --> 01:27:30,458
她還以為你是殺手阿郎?

1546
01:27:31,833 --> 01:27:32,875
不然是誰?

1547
01:27:35,375 --> 01:27:38,958
太好了,她很清楚

1548
01:27:38,958 --> 01:27:41,833
他知道她想殺這個人

1549
01:27:41,833 --> 01:27:45,708
她一定是喜歡他,或是夠信任他

1550
01:27:45,708 --> 01:27:48,708
才會在泰德快餐店共吃一個聖代

1551
01:27:48,708 --> 01:27:52,625
實話實說吧,他們知道彼此的秘密

1552
01:27:52,625 --> 01:27:55,333
她絕對想不到

1553
01:27:55,333 --> 01:27:56,916
他會錄下他們的對話

1554
01:27:56,916 --> 01:27:58,958
我們有機會套出真相

1555
01:28:00,916 --> 01:28:05,166
所以我們要製造不期而遇

1556
01:28:05,166 --> 01:28:06,500
讓他去套她的話

1557
01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:07,708
不是不期而遇

1558
01:28:08,625 --> 01:28:11,208
是登門造訪

1559
01:28:11,791 --> 01:28:13,708
請蓋瑞戴監聽器

1560
01:28:14,291 --> 01:28:16,166
馬上行動

1561
01:28:17,666 --> 01:28:22,458
你可以假裝關心她

1562
01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:25,250
看到她老公遇害的新聞

1563
01:28:25,250 --> 01:28:28,791
直接說你有事想跟她說

1564
01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:33,458
我喜歡

1565
01:28:33,958 --> 01:28:35,458
很難說她會說出什麼

1566
01:28:35,458 --> 01:28:37,666
但你讓她開口後

1567
01:28:37,666 --> 01:28:39,625
就能知道她是不是在說謊

1568
01:28:39,625 --> 01:28:40,833
沒錯

1569
01:28:40,833 --> 01:28:41,958
蓋瑞,你可以嗎?

1570
01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:44,833
這個計畫不錯

1571
01:28:45,875 --> 01:28:46,791
非常好

1572
01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:49,125
把地址傳給我

1573
01:28:50,083 --> 01:28:51,000
就約在那邊

1574
01:28:51,833 --> 01:28:53,500
- 我們去逮她吧
- 我坐你的車

1575
01:28:53,500 --> 01:28:54,750
順便幫你惡補一下

1576
01:28:55,666 --> 01:28:56,583
我們麵包車上見

1577
01:29:04,291 --> 01:29:05,250
還好嗎?

1578
01:29:07,208 --> 01:29:08,250
還好

1579
01:29:09,958 --> 01:29:11,083
那就好

1580
01:29:12,833 --> 01:29:15,250
害我緊張起來

1581
01:29:25,666 --> 01:29:27,500
真的嗎?他要耳機?

1582
01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:29,541
這次我想親自指導他

1583
01:29:31,333 --> 01:29:32,375
阿郎,去逮她

1584
01:29:41,291 --> 01:29:42,250
我罩你

1585
01:29:48,666 --> 01:29:49,833
你們在嗎?

1586
01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:51,083
聽得到嗎?

1587
01:29:51,083 --> 01:29:52,000
聽得很清楚

1588
01:29:52,708 --> 01:29:53,875
耳機正常嗎?

1589
01:29:54,375 --> 01:29:56,125
- 正常
- 很好

1590
01:29:56,125 --> 01:29:59,166
切記,只有錄音,內容要清楚明確

1591
01:29:59,166 --> 01:30:00,250
知道了

1592
01:30:09,125 --> 01:30:09,958
有事跟你說

1593
01:30:09,958 --> 01:30:11,166
(警方在聽,配合我)

1594
01:30:11,166 --> 01:30:12,291
這下麻煩大了

1595
01:30:12,291 --> 01:30:15,083
要趕快想辦法,不然我們都有事

1596
01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:16,166
等等,什麼?

1597
01:30:16,166 --> 01:30:17,708
(我還是阿郎,我們沒交往)

1598
01:30:17,708 --> 01:30:18,750
警方知道我是殺手

1599
01:30:18,750 --> 01:30:20,791
所以我們那一次見面

1600
01:30:20,791 --> 01:30:22,708
害我變成殺你老公的嫌犯

1601
01:30:22,708 --> 01:30:25,625
- 警方認為我們有人是凶手
- 不是我

1602
01:30:25,625 --> 01:30:26,958
一定是你,動機那麼明顯

1603
01:30:26,958 --> 01:30:28,458
(你是清白的,否認到底)

1604
01:30:28,458 --> 01:30:30,166
- 我也不怪你
- 我沒有殺他

1605
01:30:30,791 --> 01:30:33,166
等等...誰說人是我殺的?

1606
01:30:33,166 --> 01:30:34,875
不要血口噴人,你應該最清楚

1607
01:30:34,875 --> 01:30:35,958
我沒有能力殺人

1608
01:30:35,958 --> 01:30:38,125
那是誰?到底怎麼回事?

1609
01:30:40,125 --> 01:30:41,208
我都是聽人家說的

1610
01:30:41,208 --> 01:30:42,291
說什麼?

1611
01:30:43,375 --> 01:30:45,041
他買毒品被槍殺

1612
01:30:45,041 --> 01:30:46,125
那個人有毒癮

1613
01:30:47,166 --> 01:30:49,375
好,你說人不是你殺的

1614
01:30:49,375 --> 01:30:51,375
{\an8}(警方知道夜店外有人拿槍
說是別人)

1615
01:30:51,375 --> 01:30:53,125
你上次看到他是什麼時候?

1616
01:30:53,958 --> 01:30:55,416
不久前在維哥夜店

1617
01:30:55,416 --> 01:30:56,416
那間夜店?

1618
01:30:56,416 --> 01:30:59,750
對,我在舞池認識一個男人

1619
01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:03,250
離開夜店的時候突然遇到雷

1620
01:31:03,250 --> 01:31:05,833
雷看到我跟別的男人在一起就抓狂

1621
01:31:05,833 --> 01:31:07,875
說話很不客氣,威脅人家

1622
01:31:07,875 --> 01:31:09,208
還強拉我

1623
01:31:09,208 --> 01:31:10,875
這個男的想保護我

1624
01:31:10,875 --> 01:31:13,875
就掏出槍來指著雷的臉

1625
01:31:13,875 --> 01:31:16,166
問出掏槍男的身分

1626
01:31:16,166 --> 01:31:17,166
雷嚇到

1627
01:31:17,166 --> 01:31:20,666
他離開,我拔腿就跑
後來就沒有看到他

1628
01:31:21,541 --> 01:31:22,958
這個男的是誰?

1629
01:31:22,958 --> 01:31:24,916
掏槍的人叫什麼名字?

1630
01:31:27,208 --> 01:31:28,250
不知道

1631
01:31:28,958 --> 01:31:31,083
- 你不知道他叫什麼?
- 不知道

1632
01:31:31,583 --> 01:31:33,333
我們在舞池跳得很開心

1633
01:31:33,958 --> 01:31:36,875
我問他想不想去別的地方

1634
01:31:36,875 --> 01:31:37,875
他說好

1635
01:31:37,875 --> 01:31:40,416
我們走出來就碰到雷發瘋

1636
01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:43,416
就算他有說名字,我也沒有聽到

1637
01:31:44,583 --> 01:31:46,250
你不知道他叫什麼

1638
01:31:46,750 --> 01:31:49,833
在夜店隨便認識一個男人就帶出場?

1639
01:31:49,833 --> 01:31:51,291
不要亂說

1640
01:31:51,791 --> 01:31:54,208
我是成熟的單身女人

1641
01:31:54,208 --> 01:31:57,208
他才不是隨便挑的,他舞跳得超好

1642
01:31:58,541 --> 01:31:59,666
恭喜你

1643
01:32:00,291 --> 01:32:02,583
因為你的神秘男是嫌犯

1644
01:32:03,166 --> 01:32:04,333
聽說警方在找他

1645
01:32:05,416 --> 01:32:06,833
問壽險的事將她一軍

1646
01:32:06,833 --> 01:32:08,583
我也在找他

1647
01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:11,083
這個年頭好男人不好找

1648
01:32:11,083 --> 01:32:13,250
他站出來保護我

1649
01:32:13,250 --> 01:32:15,291
要是警方找到人,你要告訴我

1650
01:32:16,666 --> 01:32:17,500
我們第一次...

1651
01:32:17,500 --> 01:32:19,125
(他們知道壽險,推給雷)

1652
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:22,625
...在快樂咖啡館見面
你看起來不是為錢殺人

1653
01:32:22,625 --> 01:32:24,833
不像其他那些找我殺人的雇主

1654
01:32:25,541 --> 01:32:26,541
本來就不是

1655
01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:29,208
那怎麼會投保一百萬壽險?

1656
01:32:29,208 --> 01:32:30,958
大家好像都知道

1657
01:32:30,958 --> 01:32:33,500
不要一副一百萬是小錢的樣子

1658
01:32:33,500 --> 01:32:36,708
不准騙我,我可是殺人不眨眼

1659
01:32:40,958 --> 01:32:43,583
雷的家族很有錢,常做這種事

1660
01:32:43,583 --> 01:32:45,375
他們很愛買保險

1661
01:32:45,916 --> 01:32:47,625
那筆錢我連會不會拿到都不知道

1662
01:32:47,625 --> 01:32:50,750
只知道我們鬧翻後,他就改掉受益人

1663
01:32:51,333 --> 01:32:53,875
我不懂錢的事,雷很愛談錢...

1664
01:32:53,875 --> 01:32:55,416
(最後來點狠的,把我轟走)

1665
01:32:55,416 --> 01:32:58,750
...聊投資之類的事,我聽過就忘

1666
01:32:59,666 --> 01:33:02,125
我問什麼你都有問必答

1667
01:33:03,625 --> 01:33:05,375
可惜是滿嘴胡謅

1668
01:33:05,375 --> 01:33:06,750
我說的是實話

1669
01:33:06,750 --> 01:33:08,625
我還是確定人是你殺的

1670
01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:10,708
住嘴,人不是我殺的

1671
01:33:10,708 --> 01:33:13,583
你竟敢跑來我家說我殺人

1672
01:33:13,583 --> 01:33:14,958
快滾

1673
01:33:14,958 --> 01:33:18,375
我是站在你這邊才會過來

1674
01:33:18,375 --> 01:33:20,583
想幫你擺脫嫌疑

1675
01:33:20,583 --> 01:33:23,041
不是因為我不是大好人

1676
01:33:23,041 --> 01:33:25,666
只是你擺脫嫌疑才能還我清白

1677
01:33:25,666 --> 01:33:28,000
我們能一起想辦法擺平這件事

1678
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:29,166
誰跟你一起

1679
01:33:29,166 --> 01:33:31,541
我可以找個替死鬼當凶手

1680
01:33:31,541 --> 01:33:33,666
你要先跟我說實話

1681
01:33:33,666 --> 01:33:34,833
我才好辦事

1682
01:33:34,833 --> 01:33:35,791
我不想說了

1683
01:33:35,791 --> 01:33:38,583
我不想再被殺手問東問西

1684
01:33:38,583 --> 01:33:41,416
你又不是警察,凶手讓他們去查

1685
01:33:41,416 --> 01:33:43,333
我知道的事都說了

1686
01:33:43,333 --> 01:33:45,541
命案跟我無關

1687
01:33:45,541 --> 01:33:48,333
雷是有毒癮的混蛋

1688
01:33:48,333 --> 01:33:50,333
馬上給我滾

1689
01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:52,416
我說最後一次

1690
01:33:52,916 --> 01:33:55,000
我是在幫你

1691
01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:58,291
等我走出這扇門,你就自己看著辦
不要怪我不幫你

1692
01:33:58,291 --> 01:33:59,791
很好,不用你幫

1693
01:34:01,291 --> 01:34:03,833
警方很可能在監視我們

1694
01:34:03,833 --> 01:34:05,875
最好不要再見面

1695
01:34:06,458 --> 01:34:08,958
- 很好
- 看到我也不要打招呼

1696
01:34:08,958 --> 01:34:10,416
不是針對你

1697
01:34:10,916 --> 01:34:12,083
只是一定要斷得乾淨

1698
01:34:12,083 --> 01:34:13,708
好啊

1699
01:34:21,791 --> 01:34:22,625
好險

1700
01:34:29,041 --> 01:34:30,208
怎麼樣?

1701
01:34:31,958 --> 01:34:33,125
你說呢?

1702
01:34:35,291 --> 01:34:37,375
你挖了很多洞給她跳

1703
01:34:38,458 --> 01:34:42,166
她要嘛就是一流騙子
不然就是清白的

1704
01:34:42,750 --> 01:34:43,916
最好是

1705
01:34:43,916 --> 01:34:46,958
- 該死,我以為是她
- 我也是

1706
01:34:47,791 --> 01:34:49,583
她看起來不像在騙人

1707
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:55,291
賈斯伯,你覺得呢?

1708
01:34:58,416 --> 01:35:01,333
我同意凶手應該不是她

1709
01:35:03,291 --> 01:35:05,500
蓋瑞,辛苦了,表現真好

1710
01:35:09,541 --> 01:35:12,583
這個掏槍的神秘男

1711
01:35:13,083 --> 01:35:15,291
- 要不要找到那個人?
- 不用

1712
01:35:15,291 --> 01:35:19,083
看樣子他只是在小巷掏槍嚇唬混蛋

1713
01:35:19,083 --> 01:35:20,458
沒有什麼惡意

1714
01:35:21,750 --> 01:35:23,125
收工了

1715
01:35:50,500 --> 01:35:52,958
天啊

1716
01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:55,125
終於來了

1717
01:35:55,916 --> 01:35:58,208
男主角現身了

1718
01:36:05,125 --> 01:36:07,833
就知道你會過來

1719
01:36:09,250 --> 01:36:11,791
來喝啤酒慶祝一下,我請你喝

1720
01:36:11,791 --> 01:36:13,708
- 上次你請,不要跟我搶
- 我去拿

1721
01:36:15,708 --> 01:36:16,750
她很厲害

1722
01:36:17,625 --> 01:36:18,625
賈斯伯,怎麼了?

1723
01:36:19,250 --> 01:36:24,208
我才剛跟瑪蒂森說你們兩個好會演

1724
01:36:24,208 --> 01:36:29,833
所以我一定要專程過來現場朝聖一下

1725
01:36:29,833 --> 01:36:33,625
你的演技沒有得挑

1726
01:36:33,625 --> 01:36:35,041
你就...

1727
01:36:36,166 --> 01:36:37,375
我的朋友

1728
01:36:37,958 --> 01:36:39,583
你的演技讓我驚為天人

1729
01:36:41,208 --> 01:36:43,291
蓋瑞,我小看你了

1730
01:36:43,291 --> 01:36:45,916
還是要叫你阿郎?抱歉

1731
01:36:45,916 --> 01:36:47,416
蓋瑞、阿郎

1732
01:36:49,958 --> 01:36:51,833
有時候會搞混,你會嗎?

1733
01:36:51,833 --> 01:36:53,083
有時候

1734
01:36:54,500 --> 01:36:56,625
- 對
- 現在到底是怎樣?

1735
01:36:58,250 --> 01:37:03,625
我才跟美麗的瑪蒂森說

1736
01:37:03,625 --> 01:37:07,166
下午的事結果怎樣我都無所謂

1737
01:37:07,166 --> 01:37:11,208
就算你最後悽慘收場

1738
01:37:11,208 --> 01:37:13,375
至少我可以復職

1739
01:37:13,375 --> 01:37:16,000
不過如果你僥倖脫罪

1740
01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:19,791
恭喜你們,看樣子是這樣

1741
01:37:21,500 --> 01:37:25,291
只要給我一大筆錢就好

1742
01:37:27,541 --> 01:37:30,833
現在換你們問我什麼錢

1743
01:37:30,833 --> 01:37:32,583
或是哪裡有錢

1744
01:37:32,583 --> 01:37:34,125
我就會回你

1745
01:37:36,625 --> 01:37:38,750
死老公的壽險保險金

1746
01:37:40,541 --> 01:37:41,375
好

1747
01:37:42,958 --> 01:37:45,666
這是我們的小秘密

1748
01:37:45,666 --> 01:37:47,541
給我封口費

1749
01:37:48,666 --> 01:37:51,250
你們就不用坐牢

1750
01:37:51,958 --> 01:37:54,208
- 賈斯伯,沒有封口費
- 我...

1751
01:37:54,208 --> 01:37:56,541
因為沒有任何隱情,我們在交往嗎?

1752
01:37:56,541 --> 01:37:58,333
- 誰理你
- 靠,這我倒不知道耶

1753
01:37:58,333 --> 01:37:59,708
你已經攤牌了

1754
01:37:59,708 --> 01:38:01,541
- 恭喜
- 去你的,快滾

1755
01:38:01,541 --> 01:38:02,791
不要吵了

1756
01:38:04,583 --> 01:38:05,416
留下來

1757
01:38:06,333 --> 01:38:08,541
寶貝,坐下來聽他說完

1758
01:38:08,541 --> 01:38:10,958
寶貝,幹麼那麼凶

1759
01:38:18,291 --> 01:38:19,416
我只是想幫你們

1760
01:38:19,416 --> 01:38:22,708
- 幫我們?
- 蓋瑞,真要命

1761
01:38:22,708 --> 01:38:25,875
夠了,好不好?

1762
01:38:27,041 --> 01:38:28,958
不要再酸了

1763
01:38:29,458 --> 01:38:32,291
我先說

1764
01:38:32,291 --> 01:38:34,791
我一直在跟蹤你們兩個

1765
01:38:35,291 --> 01:38:36,833
不瞞你們說

1766
01:38:37,333 --> 01:38:41,291
我很想復職,不是針對你

1767
01:38:41,291 --> 01:38:44,500
結果卻挖到寶了

1768
01:38:46,583 --> 01:38:51,625
我的證據夠讓你吃一輩子牢飯

1769
01:38:51,625 --> 01:38:52,875
還有你

1770
01:38:53,583 --> 01:38:55,291
殺人共犯?

1771
01:38:58,458 --> 01:38:59,291
小狗狗

1772
01:39:01,166 --> 01:39:03,000
你也會坐一陣子牢

1773
01:39:03,625 --> 01:39:10,250
我之所以敢斷定人就是你殺的

1774
01:39:10,250 --> 01:39:16,625
是因為我敢斷定你的鐵漢哥

1775
01:39:18,416 --> 01:39:20,416
不會殺人

1776
01:39:30,583 --> 01:39:31,958
好熱

1777
01:39:38,125 --> 01:39:39,416
說來諷刺

1778
01:39:41,333 --> 01:39:43,750
好在你們有壽險保險金救命

1779
01:39:44,625 --> 01:39:51,041
那筆錢讓我想說我們這段...

1780
01:39:55,166 --> 01:39:56,083
黑暗...

1781
01:39:58,375 --> 01:40:01,250
刺激的奇遇

1782
01:40:02,125 --> 01:40:05,666
可以有圓滿的結局

1783
01:40:06,708 --> 01:40:09,958
你們交出錢的那天

1784
01:40:11,708 --> 01:40:12,708
就是...

1785
01:40:15,958 --> 01:40:16,916
幹

1786
01:40:20,666 --> 01:40:21,916
幹

1787
01:40:43,333 --> 01:40:44,541
完蛋了

1788
01:40:45,875 --> 01:40:47,208
剛發生什麼事?

1789
01:40:49,500 --> 01:40:52,625
我在啤酒裡下藥,希望藥量沒有太重

1790
01:40:55,875 --> 01:40:58,916
但要是他醒來,我就會坐牢

1791
01:41:03,041 --> 01:41:04,291
我對警察下藥

1792
01:41:06,958 --> 01:41:08,375
這下死定了

1793
01:41:24,541 --> 01:41:25,458
你要做什麼?

1794
01:41:48,500 --> 01:41:49,666
拿塑膠袋要幹麼?

1795
01:41:51,541 --> 01:41:52,375
一不做二不休

1796
01:41:59,541 --> 01:42:01,458
殺警察一定逃不掉

1797
01:42:06,625 --> 01:42:09,708
通常是逃不掉
但依賈斯伯最近的狀況

1798
01:42:11,625 --> 01:42:12,833
我們應該逃得掉

1799
01:42:15,125 --> 01:42:19,166
警方大概也跟我們一樣想除掉他

1800
01:42:19,958 --> 01:42:24,375
他不在會比較好

1801
01:42:32,041 --> 01:42:33,250
天啊

1802
01:42:38,250 --> 01:42:39,666
那要編什麼故事?

1803
01:42:42,291 --> 01:42:45,000
有人在荒郊野外發現他的車

1804
01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:47,583
他體內有藥物,頭套塑膠袋陳屍車上

1805
01:42:48,083 --> 01:42:49,750
沒有挫傷和掙扎的跡象

1806
01:42:50,625 --> 01:42:51,833
很明顯是自殺

1807
01:42:54,250 --> 01:42:56,791
他老婆幾年前離開了他

1808
01:42:58,666 --> 01:43:00,583
所以沒人會多問

1809
01:43:01,666 --> 01:43:07,416
他有種族歧視又厭女,說話很毒

1810
01:43:08,666 --> 01:43:11,291
是貪汙警察

1811
01:43:15,083 --> 01:43:15,916
管他去死

1812
01:43:22,166 --> 01:43:23,875
真要這樣做?

1813
01:43:23,875 --> 01:43:25,458
我們也是逼不得已

1814
01:43:27,750 --> 01:43:31,166
我知道要你相信我不容易

1815
01:43:31,166 --> 01:43:35,708
還有串供的事要處理

1816
01:43:38,041 --> 01:43:39,000
但我可能愛上你了

1817
01:43:43,666 --> 01:43:45,208
相信你總是不容易

1818
01:43:47,250 --> 01:43:51,041
順便告訴你,我也愛上你了

1819
01:43:55,541 --> 01:43:56,708
同甘共苦?

1820
01:43:59,125 --> 01:44:02,666
這算是最苦的吧?

1821
01:44:07,958 --> 01:44:09,083
對

1822
01:44:11,875 --> 01:44:13,333
要牽手走到最後?

1823
01:44:14,583 --> 01:44:16,166
至死不渝?

1824
01:44:17,041 --> 01:44:20,083
對,因為我不來離婚那一套

1825
01:44:21,291 --> 01:44:22,666
開玩笑的

1826
01:44:24,083 --> 01:44:25,708
條件同意嗎?

1827
01:44:26,916 --> 01:44:27,833
同意

1828
01:44:28,333 --> 01:44:29,166
同意

1829
01:44:29,708 --> 01:44:30,583
要簽哪裡?

1830
01:44:33,791 --> 01:44:35,166
還要簽哪裡?

1831
01:44:35,666 --> 01:44:36,500
簽這裡

1832
01:44:38,208 --> 01:44:41,375
這份文件要毫無漏洞

1833
01:44:42,333 --> 01:44:44,875
下面這個地方也要簽

1834
01:45:02,291 --> 01:45:05,000
我知道這個學期教了很多東西

1835
01:45:06,500 --> 01:45:07,916
但這正是重點,不是嗎?

1836
01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:13,000
被各種不同的觀點和可能性淹沒

1837
01:45:13,500 --> 01:45:17,458
選擇這樣想,人生就會充滿可能

1838
01:45:18,625 --> 01:45:20,125
我以前不這樣想

1839
01:45:20,125 --> 01:45:24,708
以前覺得現實是客觀不可變的

1840
01:45:26,125 --> 01:45:31,416
我們都卡在
柏拉圖、笛卡兒、康德的哲學觀

1841
01:45:33,166 --> 01:45:34,500
但這些年來我發現

1842
01:45:34,500 --> 01:45:37,000
真相的產生是集合

1843
01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:40,000
各種不同的觀點,沒有絕對

1844
01:45:40,625 --> 01:45:42,500
不管是道德還是認識論

1845
01:45:43,125 --> 01:45:46,916
這個人生觀讓人更有力量

1846
01:45:46,916 --> 01:45:50,166
假設宇宙不是固定不變

1847
01:45:51,250 --> 01:45:52,125
人也一樣

1848
01:45:52,791 --> 01:45:56,541
一個人能改變成為更好的人

1849
01:45:57,958 --> 01:46:02,083
現實會隨時間改變,這是肯定的

1850
01:46:02,083 --> 01:46:03,916
現實的改變是不知不覺的

1851
01:46:04,875 --> 01:46:08,416
我鼓勵你們接受這種改變

1852
01:46:09,250 --> 01:46:11,416
這個學期已接近尾聲

1853
01:46:11,416 --> 01:46:14,416
你們以後要面對這個複雜的世界

1854
01:46:14,416 --> 01:46:18,958
給你們一個建議

1855
01:46:20,583 --> 01:46:24,666
抓住自己想要的身分

1856
01:46:27,666 --> 01:46:30,083
這堂課結束後不管你想成為誰

1857
01:46:30,083 --> 01:46:33,375
都要盡情做自己

1858
01:46:36,041 --> 01:46:38,333
希望大家期末考都順利

1859
01:46:39,583 --> 01:46:40,583
考試開始

1860
01:46:43,666 --> 01:46:45,458
有沒有看到外面那些白色的鳥?

1861
01:46:46,625 --> 01:46:50,833
有橘色的長嘴,那是朱鷺

1862
01:46:51,958 --> 01:46:54,875
看看那雙眼睛,美極了

1863
01:46:55,375 --> 01:46:57,166
我知道有可頌

1864
01:46:57,166 --> 01:47:00,375
也有杯子蛋糕,有帶蘋果派嗎?

1865
01:47:00,375 --> 01:47:02,666
我有帶蓋瑞著名的蘋果派

1866
01:47:02,666 --> 01:47:04,625
太好了,這項也確定了

1867
01:47:05,125 --> 01:47:08,333
不用擔心服裝的事,交給我

1868
01:47:09,666 --> 01:47:11,916
謝天謝地,瑪蒂森,你好棒,謝謝

1869
01:47:11,916 --> 01:47:14,125
我們很缺人手

1870
01:47:14,125 --> 01:47:16,125
蓋比跑去阿斯本玩

1871
01:47:16,125 --> 01:47:18,250
害我很想掐死她

1872
01:47:21,666 --> 01:47:22,750
開玩笑的

1873
01:47:22,750 --> 01:47:23,875
下次聚會見了

1874
01:47:25,625 --> 01:47:28,916
在這段期間內,愛改變了我

1875
01:47:29,625 --> 01:47:32,875
最後在蓋瑞和阿郎之間找到平衡

1876
01:47:32,875 --> 01:47:34,708
畢竟人生很短

1877
01:47:35,750 --> 01:47:37,500
要活出自己

1878
01:47:39,708 --> 01:47:42,375
媽媽,你跟爸爸在哪裡認識?

1879
01:47:54,916 --> 01:47:59,666
爸爸是我認識最好的人

1880
01:47:59,666 --> 01:48:01,958
雖然他都裝一副酷樣

1881
01:48:03,166 --> 01:48:04,625
看得出來是裝的

1882
01:48:05,208 --> 01:48:08,583
你媽媽...要我怎麼說呢?

1883
01:48:08,583 --> 01:48:10,416
我對媽媽是一見鍾情

1884
01:48:11,791 --> 01:48:13,416
她最後讓我成為新好男人

1885
01:48:16,833 --> 01:48:20,500
至於你的問題,我們認識的地方

1886
01:48:20,500 --> 01:48:22,458
叫快樂咖啡館

1887
01:48:26,250 --> 01:48:27,291
派好吃嗎?

1888
01:48:28,500 --> 01:48:29,916
派都好吃

1889
01:48:30,666 --> 01:48:32,375
一定好吃

1890
01:48:37,125 --> 01:48:40,125
(本片獻給蓋瑞強森
1947年生,2022年卒)

1891
01:48:40,125 --> 01:48:44,083
(越戰退伍軍人,大學教師)

1892
01:48:44,083 --> 01:48:46,625
(逮捕過70多人的臥底)

1893
01:48:46,625 --> 01:48:48,250
(愛動物的佛教徒)

1894
01:48:48,250 --> 01:48:50,708
(世上最淡定的男人)

1895
01:48:50,708 --> 01:48:53,541
(沒有殺過人,劇情純屬虛構)

1896
01:54:51,125 --> 01:54:52,958
《情迷假殺手》

1897
01:54:52,958 --> 01:54:58,041
字幕翻譯:李儀