1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,780 (sound effect) 2 00:00:00,780 --> 00:00:03,800 DMSD Online 3 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 4 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,500 DMSD Online presents 5 00:00:07,650 --> 00:00:10,340 (intro music begins) 6 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 7 00:00:10,340 --> 00:00:15,440 Mosfilm 8 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:43,000 Cine Concern "Mosfilm" Invest Media 9 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,720 present 10 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:56,000 a satirical comedy 11 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,080 HORSE IN THE COAT! 12 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:20,480 or DIM RELATIVES 13 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:40,920 Alexander Peskov Yulia Yurchenko 14 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,520 I now give the floor to the deputy of the city Duma 15 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,760 Igor Podberezov. 16 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,800 Anton Batyryov Evgeny Kosyrev 17 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,600 - One, two... - It works. 18 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,040 The cast: Nikolai Valuev, Sergei Badyuk, Vitaly Khaev, Pyotr Korolev 19 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:16,240 Today we all rose to fight corruption! 20 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:23,240 Olga Khokhlova, Natalya Batova Vladimir Figurovsky, Marina Barsukova Svetlana Josefiy 21 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,960 In the renovated building of the Prosecutor's 22 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,480 work will be brimming. 23 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,160 And more lock-ups, so to say, 24 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,960 Script by Vadim Novak, Grigory Fedorov Vladimir Vinogradov, Dmitry Makarov 25 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,480 with real long terms! 26 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,760 Music by Dmitry Polukhtin 27 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,640 Hurrah, comrades! 28 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,280 A good start! 29 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,440 You'll be the first one. This way, please. 30 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,080 - What? No! - This way. 31 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,360 No, no! Help! 32 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,720 Please don't! No! 33 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,000 Photography by Vladimir Zvezdochkin Evgenia Pritchina 34 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,920 You saw prosecutors in your dream again? 35 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,760 Yes. It's a real nightmare! 36 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,920 Produced by Vladimir Vinogradov Pavel Vinogradov, Andrei Koldomasov Maria Menshova 37 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,200 At the longer the dream - the bigger this fright. 38 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,200 Directed by Dmitry Makarov 39 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,440 - You mean they grow in size? - No, they multiply! 40 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,040 What erotic dreams! 41 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,440 When you see them coming, 42 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,960 it will be worse than any erratic dream! 43 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,760 I hope they'll come in a car... 44 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,560 - ... 'cause you're a deputy. - You fool. 45 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,720 God forbid. Don't you jinx me. 46 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:30,040 Darling - happy birthday! 47 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,480 Thank you. 48 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaking about my birthday. 49 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,120 At least today... 50 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:51,080 ... you could move your brother away from the windows. 51 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,880 No. Away from the windows, someone may ‘nail’ him. 52 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:58,400 Oh he'll nail himself. Such is his ambition. 53 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,960 A very talented boy. 54 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,160 He promised me to, but didn't keep his word. 55 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,760 Promised what? 56 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,440 To nail his balls to the pavement... 57 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,120 ... if I don't leave my post. 58 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,480 Don't be angry at him. 59 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,720 He has such a rich imagination. 60 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:22,400 Oh yeah, a poor relative with rich imagination. 61 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,200 Why are you so sour, Mikheich? 62 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,200 - Hung over? - Don't piss me off. 63 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,760 - I've a terrible headache. - It's amazing... 64 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,280 ... that you drink so much with a job like this. 65 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,280 What if traffic police stop you? 66 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,840 They won't. I'm a driver for a deputy. 67 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,680 And should your master notice? 68 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,000 He won't. Or, if he does, Ira will cover up for me. 69 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:02,680 So good to have such ‘Ir-relatives’. 70 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,720 - Ira’s my relative. - Well, yes. 71 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,280 Ira, what have you done? 72 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,320 It’s Special Diamond! 73 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:16,680 And so? I can’t drink some petty Courvoisier on your birthday. 74 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,600 Are you serious? It’s not imported anymore. 75 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,840 You know the cost of one bottle? 76 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,880 So what? 77 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,800 And here's to Igor for Ira... 78 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,640 Oh, my darling... 79 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:36,160 Now I gonna indulge my depu-tee. 80 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,000 Don't you call it depu-tee! 81 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:44,200 Now we'll, you know... And then - a banquet. 82 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,240 Wait. A banquet? What banquet? 83 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,680 Don't worry, everything will be very modest. 84 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,320 Modest? 85 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,920 Last time, I nearly had to step down 86 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,760 because of your 'modest' banquet. 87 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,280 This time, it'll be even more modest. 88 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,080 - Only a close crowd. - Oh yeah. 89 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,400 I can bear with my colleagues, 90 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,000 but why should I bear with the drunken mugs 91 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,320 of your relatives on my birthday? 92 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,440 We'll mix them up with some bohemians. 93 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,400 Say, with an erotic show 'Barabara Grandpas'. 94 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,080 I heard they are just something! 95 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,600 Also - the small fireworks from Singapore. 96 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,280 - Is that all? - Yes. 97 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,440 No. My mom is coming. 98 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,760 I agree to anything except your mom. 99 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,280 Too late. She's on the way here. 100 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,920 A banquet is a public event, ... 101 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,320 ... and you as the future mayor maybe... 102 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,760 ... should take part in it. 103 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,400 Consider it your work. 104 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,800 An unexpected New Year's surprise... 105 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,400 ... happened to Platon Koroedov, ... 106 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:02,320 ... Director of Improvement... 107 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,160 ... at the Department of Development. 108 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,040 A bribe of 400 thousand Euros in marked bills 109 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,000 Wait, what the... 110 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,640 ... and the compliment of handcuffs and police escort. 111 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,200 Mister Koroedov was caught red-handed... 112 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:17,720 ... by law-enforcing men in his own office. 113 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,760 And now, instead of Christmas holidays on the Maldives, ... 114 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,400 ... the dirty official is in for a trip... 115 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,560 ... to the Non-Black Earth Belt. 116 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,920 Non-Black Earth Belt? Is it some kind of a resort? 117 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,800 I wanna go there! 118 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,960 Oh, come on! 119 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:40,400 If you’re so developed, why taking bribes in your own office? 120 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,000 You dimwit, ... 121 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:00,000 ... to whom did you give the briefcase instead of Koroedov? 122 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,360 The restaurant 'Three Beers'. 123 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,400 'Three Bees', you idiot. 124 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:09,240 Third table near the stage, a blue suit. 125 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:12,640 - I came up and said: "It's for you". - And then? 126 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,160 He looked into the briefcase and said: "Thanks". 127 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:21,080 - I bet he said that. - And then I left. Why asking? 128 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,320 You gave the briefcase to the wrong man. 129 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,240 How you gonna return it? 130 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:34,000 I'll annul him and take away the briefcase. 131 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,720 - And if he's from the organs? - The more so. 132 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,520 I'll... 133 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,560 I'll... 134 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,000 I'll... 135 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,680 I admire your suicidal optimism. 136 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,240 Though, this time your intellect of a caveman... 137 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,320 ... did a good favor to us. 138 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,120 What good favor? 139 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,320 Our rivals brought this briefcase to Koroedov, ... 140 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,200 ... right to his office. Understand? 141 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,680 No, Uncle. I mean - Sir. 142 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,040 Sir, eh. 143 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,400 Tell them to bring my porridge. 144 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,640 - Make sure it's warm. - Yes, Sir. 145 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,200 Some relative. 146 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,760 God forbid. 147 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,480 Ten years in prison! 148 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,520 Your old act again? 149 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:51,440 Stop hugging this costume of a prisoner. 150 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,520 Every time some of your acquaintances is arrested, 151 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,720 you try it on. 152 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,280 Is it some kind of ritual or what? 153 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,000 You, fool! Ten years in prison! 154 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,600 Koroedov will have to wear this 'couture' now. 155 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,400 I wouldn’t like to find myself in his shoes. 156 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,640 As you wish. 157 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,640 Yeah, guys. The clouds are gathering. 158 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,480 Yet another one of us... 159 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,880 Don't overdo it. 160 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,880 And you idling around again? 161 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,800 'tis not my blame I was born strong. 162 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,360 My sit-ups are ideal like reflexes. 163 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,040 I sit down on the WC with my back straight. 164 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,040 No wonder. 165 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,720 120 kilograms of perfect conviction. 166 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,880 But I stick to the principle: 167 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,080 train twice, put on weight but once. 168 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,640 The cook will come soon, time to eat something. 169 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,960 Give me your hand. 170 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,160 You jerk. 171 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:55,240 Wojciechowski, a journalist shouldn't be so fat. 172 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:59,680 I'm no fat - I'm respectable looking. Give me a hand. 173 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,600 Don't be such a phrasemonger. 174 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,920 It's you journalists who are phrasemongers, ... 175 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,640 ... while we, artists of cinematography, work silently. 176 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,840 By the way, I'm the winner of the Teffi Award... 177 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,360 ... in documentaries nomination. 178 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,960 Give me a hand. 179 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,760 Give me a hand. Damn. 180 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,120 On you fly... 181 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:34,080 Stretch. Good. 182 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,480 - Devil. - Not devil, but your mommy. 183 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,000 Peter darling, I cooked your faves - ... 184 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,600 ... pancakes with sour cream. 185 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,000 Your old tricks again? 186 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,840 Peeking at your neighbor? 187 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:53,520 - But, Mom!... - Yes I am. Beware: ... 188 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:58,440 ... her centauruses will and trample you with their hooves for this. 189 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,680 - But, Mom!... - You like her? 190 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,600 - Then go and take her! - But she is married. 191 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:10,560 I don't care! I want to have grandchildren. 192 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,840 - You will. - In my lifetime! 193 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,560 I was doing the washing. 194 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,400 Glafira! Didn't I forbid you to make photos, ... 195 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,560 ... the more so selfies in my house. 196 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,680 - Sorry, just one snapshot. - Whatever. 197 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,640 Delete everything. 198 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,680 Our mistress is so spiteful! 199 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,360 How did she ever get married with such a character? 200 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,040 It's a long story, you know. 201 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,120 As a child, she knew she'd get married to a rich man. 202 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,080 So, she studied auctions, exhibitions, ... 203 00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:00,480 ... elite resorts, yachts, golf, etc. 204 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,600 She even took part in a beauty contest 205 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:07,880 Miss Gas 13. 206 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,000 Yeah, and then she chose a fashionable profession. 207 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,480 - Of a greenkeeper. - It’s a marine profession? 208 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:19,480 Greenkeepers watch over the grass lest someone steals it. 209 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,120 She watched and watched... 210 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,520 ... until she was hit into her head with a golf ball. 211 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,560 They barely revived her. That's how she met him. 212 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,840 You son of a pig! 213 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,600 Pervert! Pork eating sausage! 214 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,440 Scram, you little devil! 215 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,520 What a beast! Petrovich, let's roast it! 216 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,320 This piglet has really big balls. 217 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,880 Once in the car, ... 218 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,200 ... the mistress mentioned diamonds on the phone. 219 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:55,480 She said she'd fill Gagha's heart with diamonds. 220 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,720 And I heard they possess... 221 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,560 ... ten millions worth of jewelry. Imagine that! 222 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,520 You can buy heluva body builders on this money. 223 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,880 You mean, they stick jewels into their pets asses... 224 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,800 ... but they've no brains to raise our wages? 225 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,880 - Right you are. - We’re satisfied with our wages. 226 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,120 Enough. I proclaim your rally closed. 227 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,040 Okay, Evdokia, you take away the coleslaw. 228 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,200 I am Agnessa! 229 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,400 Work with your sneakers, rottweilers. 230 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,000 Irina Georgievna, sorry for interrupting. 231 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,080 - But they've brought lobsters. - And so? 232 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,880 With some claws missing. 233 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,000 Let the supplier replace them with whole ones. 234 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,200 I told them, but they said... 235 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,960 ... they can't answer for the lobsters' antemortem injuries. 236 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,800 Then tell them: ... 237 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,720 ... should there be a single claw missing, ... 238 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,280 ... tax agents will visit them tomorrow... 239 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,240 ... and will protect the rights of one-clawed lobsters. 240 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,160 Okay, lower it down! 241 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,440 55 is the beginning of life! 242 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,360 Vilen Kimovich, maybe I should... 243 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,320 Higher, higher. 244 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,320 You'll find the address of Podberezov... 245 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,480 ... on the chair. 246 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,120 - Repeat what I said. - Podberezov. I got you. 247 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,480 You'll give him the briefcase and tell him: ... 248 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,880 ... this is the documents from Vilen Kimovich. 249 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,320 And remember, you dimwit: ... 250 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,800 ... just another flaw - and you'll be fired. 251 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,600 And I’ll make your portrait by memory. 252 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,280 Don't worry. I won't let you down, you know. 253 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,280 The point is that I know you very well. 254 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,600 God forbid you screw it up. 255 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,440 Then you'd better drown yourself. Go. 256 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,200 Idiot. 257 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,720 We’re leaving our country to idiots. 258 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,720 Gosh... 259 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,920 The jubilee? 260 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,800 A present? A present... 261 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,720 Right, a present. 262 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,200 This here would do. 263 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,840 Just the right thing. 264 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,320 The husband will be pleased, 265 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,480 and it'll be a good opportunity to meet his wife. 266 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,040 Mommy... 267 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,520 Howdy, my darling. 268 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,240 See? A present for our birthday steed. 269 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,720 Entirely handmade! 270 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,320 What's this noise? 271 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:12,400 My respects. Have you come for long? 272 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,200 - And what is this? - Just look what I've brought! 273 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,160 A handiwork! A rarity! 274 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,960 'twas made by, you know... 275 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,320 Tsera... Tsinandali! 276 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:29,160 - No. Tse... - Tserikateli? 277 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,400 Exactly! Tseranteli! 278 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,280 Equestrian sport is only for the strongest ones! 279 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,760 Our darling steed! 280 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:42,120 Isn't two steeds too many for one house? 281 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,080 Oh, come on, don’t develop a complex. 282 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,520 Okay, guys, nice and easy. 283 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,160 Take it into the house. 284 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,960 Dear Irina. Allow me on this... 285 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,520 Who? 286 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,240 Your neighbor. 287 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,760 Zuev. To Mr. Podberezov. 288 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,760 With a present. 289 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,600 Let's make a selfie. 290 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,240 Now go to bed lest someone trample you. 291 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,040 Okay, baby. 292 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,960 Okay. 293 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,200 This is stunning. 294 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,040 Those lazybones, can't even answer the door. 295 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,960 I'm, ehh, your neighbor. 296 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,280 I want to congratulate your husband. 297 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,160 I brought a present. 298 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,800 - Pyotr Petrovich? - Yes. 299 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,560 - You came to Igor Nikolaevich? - Yes. 300 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,640 Well, not exactly. I mean... 301 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,560 How beautiful. It's for me? 302 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,920 - Yes. - Ira! 303 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,520 'Happy life' 304 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,640 - Who's there? - Our neighbor Zuev. 305 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,880 - He came to see you. - What happened? 306 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,120 Hi. Forgive me for gate-crashing. 307 00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:00,080 I came to congratulate you upon your jubilee. 308 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,600 We live side by side but see so little of each other. 309 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,240 So I thought I'd make the first step to our relations... 310 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,040 ... of friendship. 311 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,360 And, as a token of our friendship - ... 312 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,080 ... this humble present. 313 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,680 One moment. 314 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,000 Be careful. 315 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:25,960 Nice and easy. 316 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,280 Careful. Move away. 317 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,320 Voila! 318 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,520 'Titanic'! 319 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,600 Made from pure titanium! 320 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,000 - It's for me? - Yes! 321 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,680 It's an exclusive piece - very light... 322 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,440 ... and covered with a 25 carat golden layer... 323 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,280 - ... of 3 mm. - Wow! 324 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,560 - Gorgeous! - Thank you. 325 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,400 Happy birthday and Happy New Year! 326 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,200 I wish you prosperity in your family and in your work. 327 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,960 Thank you, Pyotr Petrovich... 328 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,360 ... for coming and bringing this wonderful present. 329 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,560 But, you see, the guests will be arriving soon... 330 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,600 - Yes. - Yes? I'm sorry. 331 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,640 - Of course, I... - Thank you, thank you very much. 332 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,280 Who was this creature? 333 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,680 Zuev. 334 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,760 Our neighbor. 335 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,760 The hereditary king of water closets and bathroom fixtures. 336 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,600 He entertains a childish crush on me. 337 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,880 Eyeing me all the time. 338 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,160 I’ll take his eye then... 339 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,200 ... and will stretch it upon that part of his body... 340 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,240 ... with which he sits on the Titanic. 341 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,880 Ira, I'm warning you. 342 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,440 Igor!... 343 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,080 Are you in your right mind? 344 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,200 - I'm just warning you. - Warning? 345 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,720 I knew it wouldn't work. 346 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,200 What do I do now? 347 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,360 I gave them the most expensive water closet! 348 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,360 Holy cow. 349 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,240 - Wherefrom? - A present to our master. 350 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,840 He said to take it away. 351 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,840 If I had such a present, 352 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,520 I'd put it in the centre of my sitting room. 353 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,360 Are you nuts or what? It's a water closet! 354 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:19,840 So what? 355 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,840 You can’t crap into such beauty. 356 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,600 They say, if you sit on it for ten minutes, ... 357 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,920 ... all your spinal problems will be gone. 358 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,760 Also... 359 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,120 You serious? 360 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,200 - A miracle? - It's for real. 361 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,360 Just the right thing for your straight back. 362 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,960 Okay... 363 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,200 Stop gazing at it like aborigines. 364 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,200 Okay, let's take it down 365 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,520 to the basement, away from the guests eyes. 366 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,000 The local inhabitants are all jerks here, ... 367 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,760 ... but the job itself is nice. 368 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,600 - In what sense? - It's calm here. 369 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,760 A lot of bonuses. And a lot of fresh air. 370 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,320 - How nice. - Yeah. 371 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,800 Just be more brazen. 372 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,560 Like this: "What ye doing here?" 373 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,440 - You got me? - Yeah. 374 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,360 Good. Now remember: ... 375 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,040 ... this house should be guarded with special zeal. 376 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,200 - Why? - A big bug lives here. 377 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,120 A deputy! So, it's an object of special importance. 378 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,480 - Wow. - Wow it is. 379 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,760 - And this guy? - He's from cottage 10. 380 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,960 WC oligarch Zuev. 381 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,560 What? 382 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,280 The tsar of bathrooms and the ruler of plumbing. 383 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,320 - Big man! - You, hillbilly. 384 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,440 And who are these? 385 00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:00,520 I don't know them. Let’s check it out. 386 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:04,960 Stick'em up! 387 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,120 Stick'em up, I said. 388 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,520 - Are they real cops? - I don't know. 389 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,760 I dodged the army in a mental clinic and... 390 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,880 - Then we shouldn’t take risks. - Right. 391 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,960 I bet that one was thrown away from the army. 392 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,800 I was thrown away, and he was invalided out of it. 393 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,920 With a head injury. 394 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,240 - Friends... - Yes. Young men, ... 395 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,440 ... we were just watching the house of deputy Podberezov. 396 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,360 - Nothing more. - I know - ... 397 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,480 ... they are spies! 398 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,200 They’ll see how Podberezov lives, ... 399 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:02,560 ... then they’ll multiply it by how many deputies... 400 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,360 ... and then they’ll divide it by how much their salary. 401 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,880 Which will lead them to whereabouts of our airdromes. 402 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,880 - How horrible! - How horrible! 403 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,480 I see. Guys, we are not spies. 404 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,640 - We are cinematographers. - Yep. 405 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,720 Making a film for the deputy's birthday. 406 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,080 It's a surprise. 407 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,040 I've prepared a surprise for you, too. One mo... 408 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,480 Okay, okay. I'll do it very slow. 409 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,640 Real slow. Okay... Here you are. 410 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,960 Look... It's a present 411 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:42,560 - from Father the Frost. - No. 412 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,160 - Five thousand... presents! - There are two of us. 413 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,360 Okay, you'll go to the nearest food store, ... 414 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,800 ... break up the money, ... 415 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,160 ... and you'll have five hundred of ten rubles. 416 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,040 Five hundred banknotes. 'Money, money, money...' 417 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,320 Podberezov will give us more! 418 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,800 Ten thousand presents! 419 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,440 You rhinoceroses. 420 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,120 Okay, take my ten thousand... 421 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,360 ... earned in the sweat of my brow. Grab it. 422 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,760 Don’t hand it to us. 423 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,400 - Here! - Cover up for me. 424 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:30,240 You took it? We didn't see each other, okay? 425 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:56,120 In the sea there is a storm and a real hurricane 426 00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:00,200 All the boats and ships sink down to the bottom of the sea 427 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:05,400 They sink down with their anchors, they sink down with their sails, 428 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,280 Falling, falling on the bottom golden chests! 429 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,880 Golden chests! 430 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,920 Sunken ships are lying broken Golden chests are lying open 431 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,080 Rubies, diamonds and jewels scatter, scatter all around 432 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,440 If you want to be a rich man and enjoy your life, man 433 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:31,120 Stay with us, and you'll be chosen our underwater king! 434 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,400 Good afternoon? 435 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,640 Which one of you is Igor Podberezov? 436 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,760 Be sparing with the seconds of your life 437 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,440 Someday, some day you will become aware: 438 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,920 They whizz like bullets right near your head - 439 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,800 Citizen Podberezov? 440 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,160 - Supposedly I am. - Wonderful 441 00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,520 The moments, moments, moments of your life. 442 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,880 I have an order... 443 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,680 ... to take you... 444 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,680 ... to the Prosecutor's. 445 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,760 And sometimes it is hard to realize... 446 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,920 Which is the first moment and which is the last... 447 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,840 For every moment is so meaningful 448 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:32,120 Its bells are ringing, ringing in your ears 449 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,160 To some the moments only bring disgrace, 450 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,400 Ignominy, to others - life eternal! 451 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,480 Allow me to pack my things... 452 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,520 ... and... 453 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,320 ... say goodbye to my family. 454 00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,360 Very well. 455 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000 ...and when the moment comes at last - you'll know... 456 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,320 - Oh, woe is me! - Stop it! 457 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,400 Then as a gulp of water it will be for you, 458 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,840 A gulp of water on a scorching day 459 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,360 Be careful with every moment of your life - 460 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,320 from the very first and to the very last 461 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,720 Be sparing with the seconds of your life 462 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,120 Someday, some day you will become aware: 463 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,720 Take him away. 464 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,560 They whizz like bullets right near your head - 465 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,840 The moments, moments, moments of your life... 466 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,320 Zosya, some coffee with cognac? 467 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,280 Leave me alone. 468 00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,490 You know, I took part in the storming of the Parliament. 469 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:03,280 I mean, I was covering the news. And, imagine, ... 470 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,800 ... when we won, Yeltsin himself talked to me... 471 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:11,240 ... in his special manner. He was like a Russian Wojciechowski. 472 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,320 - Thunderbird! - What? 473 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,280 Of the revolution. 474 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,920 Why do you mock me? 475 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,000 We could become friends. 476 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,600 Look! 477 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,000 Podberezov! 478 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,320 My sensation! The star in complete shit! 479 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,000 - Get the mike ready. - It's our sensation! 480 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,400 Zosya, wait! I'm not so quick as you. 481 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,960 Wait, I... 482 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,480 I'll get in the car by myself. 483 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,280 - Come on! - Get in, be quick. 484 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,880 What are you incriminating to Mr. Podberezov? 485 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,240 No comment. 486 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,880 Right now... 487 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,720 ... we are witnessing a sensation! 488 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,320 A moment ago... 489 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,800 ... deputy Podberezov was detained by the Investigation Committee. 490 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,920 What makes it especially interesting, ... 491 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,080 ... it all happened during Mr. Podberezov's birthday party, ... 492 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,800 ... some days before the New Year. 493 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:34,280 Heavy is the head left without a crown! 494 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,160 Podberezov, a hitherto favourite of powers that be, 495 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,200 has turned, in a wink of an eye, into a political nobody! 496 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:53,080 We'd like to hear from a relative, or maybe he's a guest, ... 497 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,080 ... what he thinks about what happened. 498 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,080 Yes, I'm his relative. 499 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,000 For many years I've been fighting under Podberezov's sway, ... 500 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,600 ... in unbearable conditions of slavery, ... 501 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,840 ... without freedom, suffering from corruption. 502 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,600 I've been exposing rogue politicians, ... 503 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,560 ... and now at last the titan Podberezov was defeated! 504 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,440 Now at last I can breathe, you know, ... 505 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,120 ... the exhilarating air of freedom! 506 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,720 Thank you very much. 507 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 It's a glorious day for me, ... 508 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,120 ... and the tyrant Podberezov... 509 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,800 ... should be duly punished. 510 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,960 He should scrape snow on the Kola Peninsula... 511 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,480 ... to the end of his days! 512 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,840 Thank you very much. 513 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,920 Thanks for the truth, bro. 514 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,600 Yes, Vilen Kimovich? 515 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,640 Did you fulfill your errand? 516 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,120 Yes, I did everything as you told me. 517 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,160 You, idiot, do you hear me? 518 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,280 What did you say? The signal is not so good. 519 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,760 Go to the Prosecutor's and find out what happened to Podberezov. 520 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,320 And what happened? Oh, really? 521 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,640 Very well. But how? 522 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,960 Use your brains for a change. Just do something. 523 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,760 Well, sis. The party is over. 524 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,320 Your Podberezov ended in a bad way. 525 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,600 Relax, sister. 526 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,560 It's a long time before we’ll see him again. 527 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,840 Off you go, bro. 528 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,720 If we'll see him at all. 529 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,800 He had the scope of a stateman. 530 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,840 And took major bribes! 531 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,760 He'll return an old man. 532 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,160 They'll send him to dig... 533 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,760 ... and carry uranium ore! 534 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,440 Stop talking like an imbecile! 535 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,200 What do you mean? 536 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,480 Why imbecile? 537 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,720 Sorry, sis, I'm just still under the impression... 538 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,160 ... of an interview that I gave to the television. 539 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,440 - What do we do now? - Well... 540 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,080 What do we do? Life goes on. 541 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,800 We'll live normally. 542 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,080 What a huge pachette. 543 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:53,320 Holy cow, a macho set! 544 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:57,600 They took away your hubby. Do you have any wherewithal? 545 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,400 - In what sense? - In the direct sense. 546 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,840 Do you know what'll happen next? They'll frisk the house, ... 547 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,320 ... they'll block his credit cards, arrest his deposits. 548 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,600 You got my wind? Oh, jackety-jacket... 549 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:19,640 And then they will arrest all the property - ... 550 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,320 ... the house, the cars. Eh? 551 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:27,240 - You, debile. - Why calling me a debile, dammit. 552 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,640 What about these boxes? 553 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,600 What will happen to me now? 554 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,440 What will happen to you? 555 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,360 You'll go back home to your Mudsville. 556 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,360 - We'll go home together? - Not me! 557 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,560 What will you live on? 558 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,600 We are left without our only breadwinner. 559 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,080 Dog my cats. 560 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,000 It somehow missed my mind. 561 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,600 Now listen to me, sis. 562 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,200 We should palm it all off, see? 563 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:08,960 - What? - What? - 564 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,040 Podberezov will help you not! Use your brains! 565 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,680 We should quickly sell everything. 566 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,120 And withdraw all the money. 567 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,600 Gimme all the cards with pin codes written on them, see? 568 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,040 What are you sitting? 569 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:29,720 You know what to do. Come on, dammit. 570 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,760 What a frigging dumb sister that I have. 571 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,200 I like this jackety-jacket. 572 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,040 Excuse me, sir. 573 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,760 You are going to take away my present, don't you. 574 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,840 What do you mean? It’s my present - ... 575 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,680 ... a big watch in a beautiful wrapping. 576 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,760 Oh, really? Horsefeathers! 577 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:59,400 I remember very well how you presented this cuckoo clock to him. 578 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,000 The time of shell games is over long ago. 579 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:06,200 You're not in the 1990ies, and I'm not 23. Give it to me! 580 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,280 - Okay, okay. - My dear friends, ... 581 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,520 - ... why taking away the presents? - I beg your pardon, Madame. 582 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,600 They aren’t presents anymore but material evidence! 583 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,680 I don't want to leave my fingerprints in this house. 584 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,280 Nor do I. 585 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,120 Don't you touch the presents! 586 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,760 Freeze! 587 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,400 Relax, fellas. Your fingers are all around the house. 588 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,120 You'd better think how you'll get away from here. 589 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,320 On every fence there's a journalist. 590 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,440 You'll all get into the criminal news! 591 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,480 Right, friends! We should think about our alibi! 592 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,400 Why we are together here. We need an alibi. 593 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,480 - Give me back the crown! - No way. 594 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,480 Give me back the crown, I said! 595 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,960 In a nutshell, we should sell it all quickly, for any money! 596 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,200 The investigators will come, and you have nothing! 597 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,720 Just sitting here in a bare room... 598 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,080 ... with bare walls and so on. 599 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,840 And you’ll wear mourning and all kind of that jazz. 600 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,480 - Will it mean any harm for Igor? - On the contrary. 601 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:19,240 Thus we, as his family, will do him a good favor. 602 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,440 With no evidence, they’ll cut down his sentence. 603 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,640 No nothing. No bribes that he took, eh. 604 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,800 No breaking the law that he broke. 605 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,560 Any precious things in the house? 606 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,520 What did he love? 607 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,720 He loved me!... 608 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,360 Ira, they all loved you back in our hometown. 609 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:44,120 Okay: the car, the wine collection... 610 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,720 ... and the horse in the coat, our Mom's present. 611 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:50,400 - Where are the guests? - They want to leave... 612 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,840 ... and take away their presents. They’re scared. 613 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,320 Scared? That’s good. 614 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,680 Put on black, for them to shed a tear, okay? 615 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,520 Call your muscleheads, I'll need them now. 616 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,480 I'll go and have a smoke. 617 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,840 TO PRISON FOR GOOD REASON! 618 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,760 BRING HIM TO JUSTICE! 619 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,640 Get out. 620 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,640 Hey, hey, let's go. 621 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,480 Down with Podberezov! 622 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,880 Watch the presents. 623 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,480 Cheer up, ladies and gentlemen. 624 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,600 You will all be detained. 625 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,000 And they'll ask you... 626 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,720 ... about all your affairs of the flesh. 627 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,000 While the journalists will fan their fantasies. 628 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,040 - What do you suggest? - I suggest... 629 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,000 ... you help yourselves... 630 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,720 ... by taking part in a charity auction... 631 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,560 ... of pieces of art, eh, and household items... 632 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,680 ... of the prematurely arrested Podberezov. 633 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,320 - Why an auction? - Because they'll ask you... 634 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,080 ... what the hell you were doing here. 635 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,480 And you, fella, will say: I came to a charity auction... 636 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,920 - ... o protect the rights of... - ...one-clawed lobsters! 637 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,520 Right you are, bro. 638 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,360 Yes. It's no skin off my nose. 639 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,200 I was helping one-clawed lobsters. Period. 640 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,760 And I don't know anything about Podberezov. 641 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,760 - Right. - Sell us something! 642 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,960 Keep order. All in good time. 643 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,480 Now we'll prepare the lots. 644 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,760 Not so many of them, though. 645 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,560 But, believe me, they're worthwhile to buy. 646 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,320 What have you put on? 647 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,760 What a queer mourning that you are wearing. 648 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,880 Is it some kind of Halloween fancy dress or what? 649 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,120 Oh, I've a fancy hat that I wore at the Derby. 650 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,280 - I'll put it on. - Go ahead. 651 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,640 May I come in? 652 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,880 - What do you want? - Nikolai Sergeich, ... 653 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:47,600 ... I've brought citizen Podberezov. 654 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,360 Sit down. 655 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,840 Tell him I'll come personally. 656 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:57,840 Wait here. 657 00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,720 He'll sign evidence with his own blood. 658 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,200 We've enough proof to burn him at the stake! 659 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,240 Sanya, I'm on the brink of a heart stroke. 660 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:10,440 They're close on me, very close. 661 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,280 It's as if I'm balancing on the rope... 662 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,840 ... over the precipice. 663 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,840 If they detained such a person as Igor, ... 664 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,600 ... then I'm absolutely at a loss. 665 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,680 I'd rush to the airport and catch the plane to London. 666 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,840 Okay, I announce the beginning of our charity auction. 667 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,640 Lot number one: a vintage automobile, ... 668 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,560 ... red color, released in 1905. 669 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,200 In pair with a handmade carpet. 670 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,280 Th starting price - 1.5 mln roubles. 671 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,320 I want this car! Ira will die from jealosy! 672 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,920 - Two million. - Two million! 673 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,120 The young Lenin was riding in it to gymnasium... 674 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:54,600 ... back in his curly days. 2 mln one! 2 mln two! 675 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,440 Add something more to the lot! 676 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,280 Hey, bro! A fur coat. Ira, tell him to add a fur coat! 677 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,200 Come on, you've lots of them! 678 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,360 - I want a fur coat, too! - Go and hang yourselves! 679 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,680 Crocodiles don't wear fur coats! 680 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,160 You're only fit for a saddle-cloth, you, ugly horse! 681 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,760 - Exactly! - Look, Ira, ... 682 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,320 ... bring a fur coat. We must palm off things real quick! 683 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,120 I'll pay 2 mln 200 thou for ditto plus a fur coat! 684 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,400 Okay, 2 mln 200 thou for the whole set of... 685 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,080 ... the carpet, the convertible and a fur coat! 686 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,080 - 2 mln 200 thou... - 2 mln 300! 687 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,680 - 2 mln 400! - 2 mln 500! 688 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,440 - 2 mln 600! - 2 mln 800! 689 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,200 - Five million! - Five million! One, two - ... 690 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:32,880 ... sold! 691 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,320 Freeze! 692 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,480 Come here. 693 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,040 Let's go. 694 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,520 Freeze! 695 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,680 Did they bring you straight from the carnival or what? 696 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,640 Right 697 00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,360 They dragged me away from the party table. 698 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,200 Will you excuse me. 699 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,600 I need to handle one man. 700 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,480 I'll be straight back. 701 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,120 We did a good job of it, Mommy. 702 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,200 We sold everything we could. 703 00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,640 Here you go. 704 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,120 They'll come with confiscation, ... 705 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,040 ... and you have none. 706 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:13,800 Relax. I'll go and check whether we have anything else. 707 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,760 You’re gobbling the entire Mendeleev table, eh. 708 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,080 Mother, I need to bring down the stress. 709 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,680 You'd better take a swig of vodka with your mom. 710 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,440 Have a cucumber to chase it down. Come on. 711 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,800 To all the best! 712 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,280 To all the best? 713 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,040 Are you kidding? They arrested Igor! 714 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,320 Soon they'll take away all the rest. 715 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,800 Whoops! 716 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,640 With so little property, ... 717 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,600 ... they can't prove anything. 718 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,320 - What? - Nothing. 719 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,960 Don't chicken out, sis. Your bro will handle everything. 720 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,800 You're right. They'll come and take away everything. 721 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,080 That's what I'm telling you! Confiscation! 722 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,160 There will be confiscation... 723 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,440 ... because it belongs to Podberezov. 724 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,200 - What do we do? - I know what. 725 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,720 - You should get divorced. - What?! 726 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,480 - You're right! - To get divorced?! 727 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,880 - Son... - No. 728 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,760 No. 729 00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:29,800 How can we do this during holidays? 730 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,040 You need a lawyer who wouldn't ask... 731 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,520 ... too many questions. 732 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:36,920 In a nutshell, ... 733 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,360 ... I know a guy... 734 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,720 ... who can register a divorce even on Mars. 735 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,480 Though it'll cost a lot. 736 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,520 May I come in? 737 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,600 And where is Nikolai Sergeich? 738 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,240 He stepped out. 739 00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:59,680 Stepped out? 740 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,440 Well, I never. 741 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,240 He just left his office... 742 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,440 ... with a criminal sitting around here? 743 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,400 Look, I'm not a criminal. 744 00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:14,040 Mind your language. 745 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,680 I came here on my own wish. 746 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,280 They summoned me, so here I am. 747 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,360 I think it must be some mistake. 748 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,360 Everything happens here because of a mistake. 749 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,760 Only the measure of mistakes differs. 750 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,320 Look, there is the presumption of innocence! 751 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,720 As a law man, you should know about this. 752 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,360 Presumption of innocence. 753 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,440 You aren't being sincere. 754 00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:50,200 I’d say, as a law man... 755 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,160 ... and even more than that... 756 00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,800 Take a seat, please. 757 00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,480 You are not in the cinema. 758 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,040 And we don't invite people to entertain them. 759 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,960 Spare our nerves and your own. 760 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:08,040 Just make... 761 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,040 ... a sincere confession, ... 762 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,920 ... get your sentence... 763 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,640 ... and off you go to a place of detention. 764 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,160 Like, say, Magadan. 765 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,960 Serve your term, ... 766 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,440 ... get released with clean conscience... 767 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,760 ... and forget about all this nightmare. 768 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,280 If you don't stop this 'innocence' talk, ... 769 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:51,280 ... you will only aggravate your situation. 770 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,880 For every action... 771 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,040 ... there is an equal and opposite reaction. 772 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,840 Newton's third law. 773 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,680 Well, I never. 774 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,360 The puncher. 775 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,840 He dropped by at my office three months ago... 776 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,080 ... and took it for a couple of minutes. 777 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:18,920 That's a zulu. 778 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:23,840 Same with people. 779 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 They step out for a couple of minutes... 780 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:32,800 ... and return in fifteen years. 781 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:40,120 - Fifteen? - Fifteen. 782 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:44,000 Fifteen years. 783 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:47,440 Yes, citizen Podberezov, fifteen years. 784 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,360 What are you packing? It’s not yours. 785 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,200 Be off. It’s already mine. 786 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,520 They won't need all these things anymore. 787 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,160 They'll need clothes for cold climate. 788 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,080 And this here is a hush bonus for me. 789 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,400 Or maybe you wanted them for yourself? 790 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,920 No, they are bad for your health. 791 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,920 I won't advise you to. 792 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,400 Hey, it's the masters' clothes. 793 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,520 Oh really? 794 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,680 Didn't you get it, you suckers? 795 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,920 The master will be locked up for real long. 796 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,520 So he won’t be able to pay us. 797 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,920 Consider it my wages and a Christmas bonus. 798 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,840 - You got me, boys? - Hey... 799 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,000 But... How on earth? 800 00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,680 You can’t speak because of the shock, eh? 801 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,400 The circus is closed. The house was emptied. 802 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,760 So rush to the mistress and ask for your compensation. 803 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,640 She'll be afraid to refuse you. 804 00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:05,120 By the way, you may look for some leftovers. 805 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,320 'Annulled' 806 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,160 I undeclare you man and wife. 807 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:29,400 - Congrats, eh. - Congrats, daughter. 808 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,600 Gosh, you can't even imagine... 809 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:35,160 ... what we came through because of that felon. 810 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:38,440 Hey, ho, nevermore... 811 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,040 Where you going? 812 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,540 One, two, three, ... 813 00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,440 ... four, five, ... 814 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,180 ... six, seven, eight. 815 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,080 Oh, my God! 816 00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:53,640 This is horrible! 817 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,920 Fifteen years! 818 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,000 I know, I know what you want. 819 00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:14,640 I was going to come to you. 820 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,440 Only I couldn't pluck my courage. 821 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,080 But now that I'm here, I'm ready... 822 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,440 ... to confess everything, ... 823 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,440 ... to confess in detail. 824 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,480 I have already repented. 825 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,240 I am ready... 826 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,560 ... to cooperate with the investigation. 827 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,920 I'm tired. Sick and tired. 828 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,160 I want to leave peacefully. 829 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,760 I'll go to Rostov, to my mother. 830 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:03,040 Sincere... 831 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:05,720 ... acknowledgement... 832 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,000 Freeze! Stick'em up! 833 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,640 Darn it, it's Biba and Boba again. 834 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,960 - Keep your hands up. - What do you want? 835 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,000 Where is the owner of the house? 836 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,280 - Gone to Karaganda. - Changing his residence. 837 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,360 Or, rather, he has already moved there. 838 00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:51,040 We know very well where he has gone. 839 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,360 We saw the news on the TV. 840 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,280 What if you cannibalize the house... 841 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,560 - ... - and run away to Yalta? - Where? 842 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,440 Yalta. The Crimea is ours, eh. 843 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,040 Look, guys, everything is okay, okay? 844 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:05,840 The state will take care of him now, ... 845 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,920 ... and this here is our service benefit. 846 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,800 - Yep. - He has been promoted? 847 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,600 Yeah, he's sitting so high now he can see Magadan. 848 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,640 Is Magadan ours? 849 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:23,440 Look, fellows, ... 850 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:27,920 ... take this Christmas present from Podberezov. Here. 851 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:30,840 For your impeccable service. 852 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,040 And here's a pineapple for you. 853 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,360 For us. 854 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,880 - High time to. Thank you. - Yep. 855 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:51,640 Give way! 856 00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:02,680 The total sum is 12 mln 680 thousand rubles. 857 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,640 - We’ll divide it by three. - What?! 858 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,680 I'll divide YOU by three and multiply you by zero! 859 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,840 You sold MY property, ... 860 01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,080 - ... not yours, eh. - It was a joke, eh. 861 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,880 Though I'm entitled to some interest. 862 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,920 A joke? You sold everything for a song! 863 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,120 It's all that I have! Nothing more is left. 864 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:30,480 Honey, we forgot about the most important thing. 865 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,720 I mean, the house. 866 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,560 Good night, ... 867 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,000 ... you forgot about the house. 868 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,240 You can't just up and sell it. 869 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:41,960 It needs a specialist, ... 870 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,600 ... someone who digs in such things. 871 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:46,840 An estate agent and all that jazz. 872 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,680 Only I'm not going to work on the humiliating... 873 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,840 ... pro-bono basis. 874 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,240 Ira, do you know anyone... 875 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,880 ... to whom you can palm off the house quickly? 876 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:02,960 Yes, our neighbor Zuev. Speak of the devil. 877 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:06,000 - You think he'll buy it? - You bet. 878 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,400 He has a crush on me. 879 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,760 Maybe we'll palm you off to Zuev, too? 880 01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:21,240 What do you mean, palm me off? 881 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,600 I'm not some multi-cooker at the flea market! 882 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,160 What an idiot you are! 883 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,640 Stop calling me an idiot! 884 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,760 Just think about this cool combination. 885 01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:38,240 You sell the house to Zuev, marry him and return the money. 886 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,920 You won't even need to move to another house... 887 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,760 ... plus a new rich husband and all that jazz. 888 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,560 Ira, your brother is right! 889 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,880 I'll show you! 890 01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:53,600 Honey, come on, the money does not stink. 891 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,480 Use your head. 892 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,520 Back at home we'll be poor as church mouses! 893 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,960 You forgot how we climbed out of that hole? 894 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,520 You can’t want to return there. 895 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,720 No. No! 896 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,240 If there won't be a wedding, 897 01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,160 there will be a funeral. 898 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,680 I... I saw people taking away things from your house. 899 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,800 As your neighbor, I'm worried what happened. 900 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,400 Can I be of any help? 901 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:47,080 Pyotr Petrovich, woe is me. 902 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,640 I was bereaved of my husband! 903 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,480 He fell under wrongful accusations. 904 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,880 My sincere condolences. 905 01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:00,360 You know, I think I'll leave the country. 906 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,320 I need to calm down. 907 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:06,160 Every corner here reminds me about my poor husband. 908 01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:10,680 But he is no more! I'll never see him again! 909 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,520 It's unbearable to remain in this house. 910 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,400 Sincere acknowledgement... 911 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,960 I, Igor Podberezov, hereby confess that... 912 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,400 Sorry that I kept you waiting. 913 01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:34,240 I had to finish one case. 914 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,040 So as not shelve it till the next year. 915 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,880 I hate procrastination, you know. 916 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,600 So, you are Igor Podberezov, ... 917 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,200 ... a witness on Koroedov's case. 918 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:55,680 A witness? You said I'm a witness? 919 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,760 Well, yes. 920 01:03:58,280 --> 01:03:59,920 And I'm warning you: ... 921 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,680 ... for giving false evidence, ... 922 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:07,080 ... you may be sentenced to five years in prison. 923 01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:09,480 Five years! 924 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,760 Well, at least it's not fifteen years. 925 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,800 Right you are. 926 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:19,880 Excuse me, may I have some water? 927 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:21,520 Thank you. 928 01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,200 Oh, my God. 929 01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:28,640 Please calm down. What makes you so nervous? 930 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:30,240 Thank you. 931 01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:34,640 He bought a car for his mistress in your presence, right? 932 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:38,720 What car? 933 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,040 A 12 mln worth car. 934 01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,080 - Ah, a car. - Right. 935 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,680 Yes, it was in my presence. 936 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,200 - Can you testify this? - Of course. 937 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,600 I can testify everything you want. 938 01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:59,240 Put your signatures here. 939 01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,880 Thank you. Here? 940 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,920 - Right. - Very well, very well. 941 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,040 Thank you. 942 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:14,200 Well, 943 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,280 I won't keep you any longer. 944 01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:20,840 You may go home and continue your carnival. 945 01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:24,280 - And happy New Year. - Happy New Year. 946 01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:26,720 Sorry. 947 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:29,360 And what is this? 948 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:33,720 Ah, it's nothing, 949 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,520 nothing important. Just a piece of paper. 950 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,000 Why are you tearing it? 951 01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:42,280 I wrote all kind of nonsense there. 952 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:47,680 - Why are you eating it? - It's very personal. 953 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:50,400 - That's why. - I must warn you... 954 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:54,080 ... that hiding important evidence is punished by law. 955 01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:57,320 What did you eat? 956 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:07,480 Believe me, it's nothing important. 957 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,440 While I was sitting here... 958 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,280 ... I wrote a Christmas poem for my wife. 959 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,200 Okay, you may go, Podberezov. 960 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,480 Drop by at room 115 to put down another signature. 961 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,840 Thank you, thank you. 962 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,480 See you... ehh... Happy New Year. 963 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,800 - And have a nice Christmas! - You, too. 964 01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,640 I need to urgently sell the house. 965 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,400 You must help me a lonely unhappy woman. 966 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:42,440 I'm sorry for you. 967 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:45,640 But I'm not an estate agent. 968 01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:51,440 You can simply by this house. 969 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:56,600 On very good conditions. 970 01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:00,440 Well, it's very appealing. 971 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:04,280 The panorama is real great... 972 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:09,840 I'd buy it if I had nowhere to live, ... 973 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,680 - ... - but I do. - Pyotr Petrovich, ... 974 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:16,080 ... it's no argument for a successful man. 975 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:20,320 Successful men buy houses not because they have nowhere to live. 976 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:21,920 Why else then? 977 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:28,600 They buy houses, say, to please their woman. 978 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,320 But I don't have a woman. 979 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,560 - You will. - What? 980 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,320 Such a man - without a woman? 981 01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:43,000 Such a handsome, intelligent... 982 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,680 ... and brave man! 983 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:49,800 Believe me, women should faint at your feet. 984 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:52,200 You know, 985 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:56,880 I would have done this long ago... 986 01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,600 ... but for Podberezov. Now this obstacle doesn't exist! 987 01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:03,800 Now the two loving hearts... 988 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:08,200 ... can be together and beat in unison! 989 01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:13,360 - What do you mean? - What I mean? 990 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:16,200 Your tigress is hungry! 991 01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,240 Wait, wait, Peter. 992 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:23,880 What about my house? Are you buying it or not? 993 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,440 Oh yes, my queen. 994 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,160 I'm buying it. 995 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:32,480 Oops. Sorry, guys. 996 01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:34,960 My sugar boy. 997 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:40,080 - What's going on here? - Peter, meet my Mom. 998 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,720 - Mom, this is Peter. - Peter! 999 01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:46,720 You touched her - you must marry her now. 1000 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,040 I'm saying this as her brother. 1001 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:52,280 - When will you get married? - What do you mean? 1002 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,680 You had the cheek to pick this sweet berry... 1003 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,160 ... and get into bed with her, ... 1004 01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:01,200 ... but you refuse to marry her? 1005 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:05,960 Peter, don't you want our hearts to beat un unison? 1006 01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:07,680 Of course I do. 1007 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,880 Then we'll get married there and then, ... 1008 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:11,880 ... to avoid any rumors. 1009 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,200 It will be a quiet wedding party. 1010 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:17,680 Only you and I and my relatives. 1011 01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:22,680 Peter, put down your signature here and here. 1012 01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:26,040 - Who are you? - The Cupid. 1013 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:29,080 Put your signature and the date. 1014 01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:33,200 - Yes, Peter darling. - And what is this? 1015 01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,280 The bill of sale and the marriage contract. 1016 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:41,400 Peter darling, and then we'll have a magic wedding night, ... 1017 01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,400 ... in your case - the first one. 1018 01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:47,000 Or, if you wish - a whole wedding day! 1019 01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:49,200 I'd like to discuss it with my mom. 1020 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,320 Sure. First you sign this, ... 1021 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,040 ... and then you can discuss it. 1022 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:55,960 But I've no pen. 1023 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,840 Here you go. 1024 01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:03,040 Hang it all! 1025 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:07,840 My dear brother-in-law! 1026 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:11,720 Atta boy! I love you! 1027 01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:16,720 Now I'm your in-law mother! 1028 01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,480 I declare you wife and husband! 1029 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:31,360 I can' believe it... 1030 01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:42,840 Freedom! 1031 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:46,800 Gosh... 1032 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:53,000 I'm free! Happy New Year! 1033 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,040 Damn... 1034 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:03,240 Open your mouth, darling. 1035 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:12,840 Here's to the newly-weds! 1036 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:17,080 Kiss the bride! 1037 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,200 Kiss the bride! 1038 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:24,520 Come on, one, two!... 1039 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,880 - Happy New Year, sir. - Yes! 1040 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:30,240 Happy New Year! 1041 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,840 Thanks. 1042 01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:47,960 Yes, Vilen Kimovich. 1043 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:51,960 He was interviewed and then released. 1044 01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:55,680 Only after that he disappeared. 1045 01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:58,560 No one can find him. 1046 01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,400 Aha. 1047 01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:04,640 The word is that he has left abroad. 1048 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:07,600 Yes, Vilen Kimovich. 1049 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,280 Very well... 1050 01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:13,560 I see... 1051 01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:32,120 - Hey, you, dork. - What? 1052 01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:33,920 - You alive? - Yes. 1053 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:40,440 Why throwing yourself under the wheels, eh? 1054 01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:42,280 Because of you I'd... 1055 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,280 You nearly... 1056 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:47,240 Sorry, man. 1057 01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:52,520 I can see that you're on the run. I'll give you a lift. Let's go. 1058 01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:57,760 Merryville. I'll show you the way. 1059 01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:00,600 Only please be quick. 1060 01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:03,680 Don't go yellow on me. My car's quick as a monster. 1061 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,920 Have you ever killed? 1062 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:22,280 At least at your work? 1063 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:25,800 I'd rather not talk about it. 1064 01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:28,280 Sorry. 1065 01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:30,680 What are you doing here? 1066 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,840 We were told to be on guard... 1067 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:37,360 ... and not to let in strangers. 1068 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:40,400 Have you got your wires crossed or what? 1069 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:42,040 - Boss! - Boss! 1070 01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:45,400 You were released! How do you do, sir. 1071 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:48,760 You came with a visit or what? 1072 01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:52,520 Good news, eh. What is it? A con's costume, eh? 1073 01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:56,520 Oh yeah. Masquerade goes on. Where did you get this? 1074 01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:58,920 Show me the bottle. 1075 01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:00,600 Will you take a drink? 1076 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:06,120 Debiles. Where did you get this bottle? 1077 01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:08,440 How dared you? 1078 01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:14,000 - It's your present for our impec... - ...cable service. 1079 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,960 Only it's an expired wine. 1080 01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:23,760 I mean the date has expired a very long time ago. 1081 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:27,960 Expired? But it's... 1082 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,400 It's Chateau Mouton of 1906! 1083 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:34,960 There are only four such bottles left in the whole world! 1084 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:38,960 That's what I'm saying. This wine’s crappy. 1085 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,680 What are you nodding, eh? 1086 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,160 I'll show you, you primates! 1087 01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:49,720 I'll make you suffer like the bloody all-suffering martyrs! 1088 01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,800 Giordano Bruno will be the happiest guy compared to you! 1089 01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:55,760 - Boss. We are not scared. - You morons, come here! 1090 01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:58,000 What about our impeccable service? 1091 01:14:58,320 --> 01:14:59,800 - You idiots! - Boss!... 1092 01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:04,200 - Just you wait! - He won't catch us! He's lame! 1093 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:07,280 Get out of here! Get out of my sight! 1094 01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:09,080 We live in a free country! 1095 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:13,040 Debiles! 1096 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:17,680 Pigs... 1097 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:23,440 And where is my car? 1098 01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:28,120 Where is my convertible? 1099 01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:39,120 What the hell is going on? 1100 01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:54,600 The instrument. 1101 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:57,480 The pliers. 1102 01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:08,160 I can't work in such conditions! 1103 01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:11,000 Can't you two boars hold one little piglet? 1104 01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:14,040 Don't you teach us. It's not mincing pork for you. 1105 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:17,280 Okay, let's give it some anesthesia. 1106 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:22,200 Don't move. You didn't expect me? 1107 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,200 Your Daddy is back. 1108 01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,240 Leave the piglet alone, you sadists. 1109 01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:33,680 Or I'll kill all of you! 1110 01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:43,520 Come to me, Snoutie. 1111 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:07,520 Oh, let me go free... 1112 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:12,320 Guests at the wedding... 1113 01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:15,840 ...sang and danced. 1114 01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:26,200 What's going on here? 1115 01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:30,880 Igor! 1116 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:34,560 Let me explain everything. 1117 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:37,120 Let me explain everything, too. 1118 01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:40,040 After all, I'm in my own house. 1119 01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:45,600 You beasts! 1120 01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:09,480 Honey. Happy birthday. 1121 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,280 Thank you. 1122 01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:24,240 - Diamond Special? - Well, yes, special. 1123 01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:26,720 From my collection? 1124 01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:31,800 And so? I can’t drink some petty Courvoisier on your birthday. 1125 01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:35,320 Courvoisier. Right. 1126 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:39,360 And here's to Igor for Ira... 1127 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,400 - Where is the... - What? 1128 01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:51,120 - Where is the... - What? 1129 01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:54,240 Damn... 1130 01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:58,600 An unexpected New Year's surprise... 1131 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,440 ... happened to Platon Koroedov, ... 1132 01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:05,160 ... Director of Improvement... 1133 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:07,120 ... at the Department of Development. 1134 01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:10,200 A bribe of 400 thousand Euros in marked bills... 1135 01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:13,240 ... and the compliment of handcuffs and police escort. 1136 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,680 Mister Koroedov was caught red-handed... 1137 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,800 ... by law-enforcing men... 1138 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,240 ... in his own office. 1139 01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:24,320 And now, instead of Christmas holidays on the Maldives, ... 1140 01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:28,920 ... the dirty official is in for a trip to the Non-Black Earth Belt. 1141 01:20:29,440 --> 01:20:31,800 Non-Black Earth Belt? Is it some kind of a resort? 1142 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,680 I wanna go there! 1143 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,240 Igor! Are you all right? 1144 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:42,960 No. 1145 01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:46,320 I'm not all right! 1146 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,280 No. 1147 01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,720 'Podberezov is a piece of shit!' 1148 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:09,200 Aha. I'll start from him... 1149 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:12,720 That homespun liberal. 1150 01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:16,520 It's time... 1151 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:19,960 ... to suppress all this opposition! 1152 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,360 Igor? Have you fallen ill? 1153 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:29,720 Come on. Put the camera here. 1154 01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:34,200 - Are you recording everything? - Yes. 1155 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,280 Okay then. 1156 01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:38,280 By this fire action... 1157 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:43,400 ... I want to put an end to corrupt schemes of Podberezov. 1158 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,600 - Do you have the lighter? - Yes. 1159 01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:54,000 Let the public know about this. 1160 01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:02,160 The game leaves the den to look for the hunter. 1161 01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:04,760 Howdy, brother-in-law. 1162 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:09,000 Today is your lucky day... 1163 01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:10,920 ... you've been dreaming about! 1164 01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:13,960 Come here, boy. 1165 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,040 Put your camera over here to have a good view... 1166 01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:25,280 ... of everything. Keep filming it. Come on. 1167 01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:29,560 At last I'm going to do it. 1168 01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:32,960 How did you call it? Performance? 1169 01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:35,040 Installation? Okay then. 1170 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:37,120 Hold him tight. 1171 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:41,440 Now your wish will be fulfilled. 1172 01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,280 - Let's begin. - No! Stop it! 1173 01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,360 Okay, eh. 1174 01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,320 Find some job, ... 1175 01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:01,920 ... you, hedgeborn Trotskyist. 1176 01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:04,760 And don't you dare to come here again. 1177 01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:12,240 Podberezov, have you lost your mind? 1178 01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:15,600 Are you all right? 1179 01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:18,720 It was a touch-and-go. 1180 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:24,520 Podberezov! 1181 01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:27,640 Igor! What's going on with you, can you explain? 1182 01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,840 I'll explain all right. 1183 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:34,600 Aha. I bet it's Zuev. 1184 01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:39,520 I'll show this victim of hygiene now. 1185 01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:41,640 I'm starting to explain. 1186 01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:48,800 See? Bright and early... 1187 01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:51,560 ... your groom came to our doors. 1188 01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:55,360 He brought a bouquet for you, that bloody shit-shark. 1189 01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:58,240 Give it to me. Give it to me! 1190 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,880 - See? - Just in a neighborly way. 1191 01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:05,760 In a neighborly way? Take that! Take that! 1192 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:09,760 You, Mister Watercloset! Get out! 1193 01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:13,160 May you drown in the sewage! 1194 01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:15,240 You are no neighbor to me! 1195 01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:17,840 Darned Roly-Poly! 1196 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,640 Igor, what's going on? 1197 01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,240 You woke up on the wrong side of the bed or what? 1198 01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:40,840 I woke up on the right side of the bed. 1199 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,600 That's why there will be no birthday party... 1200 01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:47,560 ... and no New Year's party! 1201 01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:49,800 There will be no guests... 1202 01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:54,360 - ... - and no nothing! - Absolutely insane. 1203 01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:01,040 I'll break the loop of time! 1204 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:04,480 Ambulance? My husband has gone mad! 1205 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,400 He has nailed my brother to the pavement! 1206 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:11,120 I will turn back the wheel of history! 1207 01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:13,760 Now he intends to turn back the wheel of history! 1208 01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:18,560 He grabbed the rifle and is raging about the sitting room. 1209 01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:22,960 Oh, no, he is not drunken! 1210 01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:30,160 Must be my mother-in-law. 1211 01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:33,520 I shouldn't let her into the house, ... 1212 01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:35,960 ... and then nothing bad will happen. 1213 01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:39,640 Not to let her into the house... 1214 01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:43,240 Write down the address... 1215 01:26:06,480 --> 01:26:08,000 What?! 1216 01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:10,080 I can't believe it! 1217 01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:13,280 Hey, what's wrong with you? 1218 01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,840 Don't you hear the doorbell ringing? 1219 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:19,200 - How come? - I arrived yesterday. 1220 01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:21,800 You were fast asleep, so we decided not to wake you up. 1221 01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:26,640 - And where's the horse? - What? 1222 01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:30,200 What? - The horse in the coat! 1223 01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:34,360 Ah, the horse. We put it in the basement. 1224 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:36,360 You mean Ira told you? 1225 01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:38,480 I wanted to make a surprise. 1226 01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:40,720 And who is there? 1227 01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:43,960 Hold it for me, mommy. 1228 01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:46,000 Hold it. 1229 01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:53,560 Aha! 1230 01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:58,240 And here's a tales spinner! 1231 01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:02,160 So? Going to the seaside at my expense? 1232 01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:07,400 Get out! 1233 01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:13,840 Damn... 1234 01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:24,640 I didn't get you. 1235 01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:49,320 - Hi. - Hi. 1236 01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:52,960 So, who is ill? Who has the not so pretty symptoms? 1237 01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:55,600 Who is being inadequate? 1238 01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:59,680 - This one here. - Sorting out his presents. 1239 01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:11,280 I hate you! 1240 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:13,200 Aha. 1241 01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:29,560 So, you are Igor Podberezov, right? 1242 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,160 I guess I am. 1243 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:35,720 And who are you? 1244 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:39,000 You are not from my dream. 1245 01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:41,680 What dream, my dear man? 1246 01:28:42,320 --> 01:28:45,320 A lethargic one. Are you sick or what? 1247 01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:47,360 Oh, yes, I am very sick. 1248 01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:49,240 Igor, what do you think... 1249 01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:53,000 ... about going to a sanatorium... 1250 01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:57,200 ... for a couple of weeks? You'll calm your nerves, ... 1251 01:28:57,640 --> 01:28:59,720 ... will take vitamins... 1252 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:02,000 ... and will enjoy jet showers. 1253 01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:05,440 And then you'll be fit as a fiddle. What would you say? 1254 01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:08,960 You'll just put on a jacket and off you go. 1255 01:29:09,320 --> 01:29:11,280 Off you go, off you go. 1256 01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:13,640 Hey, you, Mr. Powderpill, you nuts or what? 1257 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:17,800 What sanatorium are you talking about? 1258 01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:21,160 You want to lock me up in a madhouse? 1259 01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:24,120 Tell your leeches to leave me alone... 1260 01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:28,320 ... or I'll smash your head, you darned enema! 1261 01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:30,440 Let me go! 1262 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:35,240 - The straightjacket... - Leave me alone... 1263 01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:38,680 - You holding him? - Don't you touch me! 1264 01:29:42,840 --> 01:29:44,280 Get him. 1265 01:29:45,440 --> 01:29:50,160 Wait. Ah, I know you! You are from the Prosecutor's! 1266 01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:54,160 Let's go quickly. I'm a witness! 1267 01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:58,640 - A witness of what? - A witness of everything! 1268 01:29:59,680 --> 01:30:02,640 Is he a member of the Sect of Witnesses or what? 1269 01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:06,200 He has gone mad. Though, he didn't drink at all. 1270 01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:08,760 But who are you? 1271 01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:13,280 I'm from the Prosecutor's office. 1272 01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:14,920 I've an order... 1273 01:30:15,480 --> 01:30:19,040 ... to take citizen Podberezov for interrogation. 1274 01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:21,360 - Right. - Can't you see he's cuckoo? 1275 01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:24,000 He needs medical treatment 1276 01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:26,720 And it can only be done... 1277 01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:29,400 ... in a special institution. 1278 01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:31,560 Don't you touch me! 1279 01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:34,720 I'm a deputy and a witness! 1280 01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:36,960 I want to go to the Prosecutor's! 1281 01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:38,880 I'm a very important witness. 1282 01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:42,080 I'll tell you everything about corruption... 1283 01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:45,020 ... in the higher walks of power. 1284 01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:47,840 - Corruption? - Yes! 1285 01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:50,560 - In the higher walks? - Yes! 1286 01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:55,640 He's mad. 1287 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,160 - Take him away. - You'll tell us everything, ... 1288 01:30:59,840 --> 01:31:01,640 - ... and I'll gladly hear you out. - Oh! 1289 01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:03,900 - (the final song begins) - It hurts... 1290 01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:06,720 - (the final song begins) - Oh oh oh! 1291 01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:15,080 Strings of summer rain began to sing 1292 01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:17,440 People hiding under canopies 1293 01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:21,040 But there is one man who doesn't hide 1294 01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:23,280 Walking calmly in the state of peace 1295 01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:26,800 Neither heavy rain nor thunderstorm 1296 01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:29,480 frightened him, a funny smiling guy 1297 01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:32,160 Walks away he oh so full of joy 1298 01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:37,560 Oh and my, he’s real mad... 1299 01:31:38,440 --> 01:31:39,720 Get in. 1300 01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:44,760 What a shame. You must get divorces urgently. 1301 01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:48,000 Today, on the New Year's Eve, 1302 01:31:48,320 --> 01:31:50,200 the deputy of the City Duma 1303 01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:53,880 Nikolai Podberezov had a nervous breakdown. 1304 01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:56,120 So now, instead of Christmas holidays, 1305 01:31:56,440 --> 01:31:58,200 he'll have to spend some time 1306 01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:00,280 in one of the city's best clinics. 1307 01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:03,760 We hope to see Mr. Podberezov well soon 1308 01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:05,400 and back at his work. 1309 01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:09,640 We wish him soonest recovery. 1310 01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:14,000 Look, 1311 01:32:14,480 --> 01:32:17,200 maybe we'll palm you off to Zuev? 1312 01:32:18,440 --> 01:32:19,840 Palm me off? 1313 01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:22,320 I'm not some multi-cooker at the flea market! 1314 01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:25,720 What an idiot you are! 1315 01:32:26,040 --> 01:32:28,120 Just think about this cool combination. 1316 01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:30,560 You sell the house to Zuev, 1317 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:32,280 marry him and return the money. 1318 01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:34,120 People, open windows and look out 1319 01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:36,480 at the rain that flickers like mirage 1320 01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:39,840 Let us wish this funny smiling man 1321 01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:42,120 lots of happiness and bon voyage! 1322 01:32:42,840 --> 01:32:45,640 Maybe he's in love or maybe he 1323 01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:48,200 Saw a flock of birds high in the sky 1324 01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:51,480 Walks away he oh so full of joy 1325 01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:54,160 He is happy - doesn't matter why! 1326 01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:57,120 Walks away he oh so full of joy 1327 01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:59,880 He is happy - doesn't matter why! 1328 01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:08,620 (the final song ends) 1329 01:33:09,020 --> 01:33:12,740 It's good! 1330 01:33:12,740 --> 01:33:15,380 [the closing credits roll] (the closing song) 1331 01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:23,000 Translated by Svetlana Chulkova - 1332 01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,200 Subtitled by SubStudio on Mosfilmovskaya St. & DMSD - 1333 01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:27,740 Supervised by Oleg Lubske, DomMedia Holding - 1334 01:34:28,740 --> 01:34:32,460 The end of the film 1335 01:34:32,460 --> 01:34:39,000 © 2023 DMSD 1336 01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:40,620 (the closing song ends)