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Doug, Doug, Doug!
A long time ago, when I got hooked on
watching Michael Jackson's Live in Bucharest,
and also watching
"Stop Making Sense" by the Talking Heads.
And I was just watching it over and over and over.
I was just completely enthralled by it.
Gina turned to me and said, "You could do that."
And I was like, "Nah."
And she-- and she's like, "Yeah, just go do it."
And I'm like, "Okay."
Well, the thought really never left my head,
so I blame her for this whole thing.
So, what do you guys want to know about Dougie?
So, you've been around for seven years?
-Yeah. -So you'’ve seen...
The good, the bad, the ugly.
The funny, the transformation.
Okay, let's talk about the transformation.
Doug was always a nice guy.
He'll come in, smile,
"How you doing? Hello."
And he's in his office...
doing important-- important stuff.
Well, the last year and a half, two years...
he's changed.
There he is, there's my brother.
He was very smart, but he was picked on as a kid.
He was bullied by the cool kids.
He wasn't a cool kid.
Uh, this is a plaque that,
um, Gina gave me, I think for, uh, Christmas one year.
It says, "Happiness is being married
to your best friend."
These are my wedding pictures.
She got me a beautiful owl ornament for my office.
I mean we have owls all over the house at home.
Caricatures, stuffed owls, pictures of owls.
I mean we just-- We like owls.
Doug was your typical accountant,
that you would expect to see
when you walk into a company for the first time.
Very conservative, very buttoned up,
um, by the book.
And, uh, I had no idea
that Doug liked to sing and dance.
We did a Grease Lightning,
uh, act for the talent show and we didn't win.
Although I think we should have.
Somebody else sang "The Star-Spangled Banner"
and had a beautiful voice, but this was hours of rehearsal.
The first thing I noticed was his voice.
I was just gonna say.
-What about his voice? -It's just-- It's so good.
-It's, like-- -It'’s sexy in a weird way.
But I don't want to say that on camera.
There are pictures of him...
in the play, right here.
There he is on stage.
This isSunday Morning Café
and I'm your host, Doug McCorkle.
I'm here with you every Sunday from six to nine,
playing a mixture of new age music
for your Sunday morning listening pleasure.
He was the DJ
for a radio program out of Vassar.
I was aware of his voice then.
That he sounded amazing over the radio.
Alasdair Fraser and Paul Machlis
from their album,Skyedance.
And we finished off with, well, one of the classics,
Enya, and from her release called "The Memory of Trees."
Well, I love to listen to music when I'm in the car.
I love to hum along and sing along to tunes
that I really love...
um, but it's especially fun to fantasize about
putting it into some sort of, uh...
music video format,
or whether it would be performing it live.
Excellent.
again.
Spit!
In an office, nobody'’s spitting on people
-when they'’re talking. -Okay.
So-- But here, spit.
Blah. Open the mouth.
As you practice, your range will expand.
-Oh, really? -Yes.
So, your lowest note will get lower,
your highest note will get higher
and your tessitura will expand.
One more.
It'’s up.
You got all the way up here.
Wow, that's pretty cool.
Okay.
Oh, I've been in this office for 18 years.
-I've been a good... -Hey, Doug!
...controller and corporate accountant
for most of my life.
Um, I'm really good with numbers, but...
it's not what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I would think over the course of maybe 15 years,
it took us to really get Doug to let his hair down.
And when he did,
it was really letting his hair down.
He was reinvented, I don't know what it was,
I thought he went and, like, maybe drank
from the fountain of youth or something,
because it was just so drastic...
Crocodile roll.
...but so long overdue.
Pull it forward and then bring it back.
One. Two.
You know, it did happen over a period of time, but I think
when he started doing the video last year,
that's really when
we really saw the transformation.
I've always had a passion for music,
but then most recently, some friends turned me on
to some of the current top 40 music, um...
you know, popular artists like Drake
and, um, Ariana Grande.
Now, I'm enjoying watching music videos,
which sometimes drives Gina nuts, but--
It's fun.
And my favorite is watching live concert videos.
I love watching the fans, how excited they get.
Oh, man, it'’s so cool.
Um, and I love the thought of,
um, like, being up on stage and feeling all that energy.
That's-- that's awesome.
They look like they're having such a good time.
Um, in thinking about my retirement,
I thought, "Well...
what better to do
-than to do a music video. -Mm-hmm.
Do something and go out with a bang.
And so I've started planning for it
and thinking about it and,
you know, when my retirement day comes,
we're gonna surprise '‘em and we're gonna find out
whether or not I can dance or not.
So-- And maybe and--
and also try out singing as well.
Hi, Doug, how are you?
-Hey, Scott. -Nice to see you.
Nice to see you.
Um, so when I pictured this music video,
um, which is completely out of character for me,
it was...
It was a guy,
a real kind of alpha male character
in a smoky, like, dark, sexy club.
And he looks across the room and he sees this woman.
She's like...
nothing he's ever seen.
He-- he just gets riveted to her.
Like West Side Story.
Yeah, well, you know, but in a club scene.
This song is about
how he's just completely enthralled with her.
He's just like, "Oh, my God."
In my mind had, like, a really smoky, club-driving--
You want some, like, EDM, or electronic dance music...
-Yeah. -...with the floor
-and the floor pulse. -It's just a real sexy
kind of alpha male...
like song.
So, when I think about the character
that I would play in the music video...
...um, he is not like me at all.
He is a fantasy.
He is super cool,
dressed really hot, like,
just looks like a really hot, attractive guy.
Um, something that I've always dreamed of being,
but never was.
-Check this one out. -All right.
Yep. Perfect.
Yeah, I like that a lot.
Maybe the next step would be, I mean,
you sing some vocals to this track?
No, I'm good.
Check. Nope.
Nope. Now they are.
Two, three, four.
-One, two, three, four. -Yeah, check it out.
Yeah, okay.
Uh, test, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine--
-We cool? -Yep. I'm good.
All right.
♪ I'm in a day
♪ Hooked on...
Well, I used to sit here
and just fantasize about doing this.
I mean, you know, trying to imagine what it'd be like
to be able to dance and perform like that.
I just love that.
♪ I can feel you baby
And I kept telling you, you could do it.
-Yes, you did. -I kept saying,
-"You could do that." -Right.
♪ I see you, baby, you're sexy
♪ You're reversing on me
♪ You'’re electric, baby ♪
♪ I'm your floating sailboat
♪ Follow me to whatever
♪ Hey, come on, baby
♪ Get over here
I like that.
That was fun.
Can I have your attention please?
The moment you've been waiting for.
Give it up for Doug!
The man of the hour.
Give it up for Doug, y'’all!
So if I can get
all the accounting folks up here...
This was a lot of practice.
♪ Now, this is a story all about Doug ♪
♪ Worked 19 years crunching numbers ♪
♪ Which he loved
♪ Now he drinks martinis
♪ Tito's to be clear
♪ No more cosmos, no more beer
♪ He hangs with creative guys, his new friends ♪
♪ And best of all, he switched that Audi for a Benz ♪
You know, Doug, you've been a part of my life
for 18 years, and when I say a part of my life,
not just my work life, so it's big to me
and it sort of feels like a breakup and it's terrible.
You know, you haven't only been a great boss,
but you've been a mentor
and you've been a really good friend.
So, in short, Doug,
I just want to say thank you.
Thank you for an amazing 18 years and we did good.
I'll never forget, I went to a doctor's office once
and she said, "Do you have kids?"
And I said, "No, I don't" and you know what she did?
She turned to me and said, "Is something wrong with you?"
I'd like to introduce our friend, Doug McCorkle.
Doug, come on.
A lot of the people I went
to high school with had kids.
I wanted kids, uh, but you know,
in the end, it worked out that we didn't have kids.
This is what retirement looks like, baby.
It's the shit, let me tell you.
And it also gives us an opportunity
to do things that we do, without a doubt.
Without a doubt. And I think a lot--
And it gives us the opportunity to retire early, too.
Yeah, and I think a lot of people are like,
"Wow, you know, you get to do that
because you don't have kids," and they'll say that,
"You can do that because you don't have kids."
So, when I announced my retirement,
and this was the one that I got asked the most is,
"What are you gonna do after you retire?"
Well...
we'll give you a little taste.
Roll it.
♪ I'm an electric lampshade
♪ A wired sex machine
♪ Download freak of nature
♪ Beam me up, ecstasy
♪ Gonna make you feel sexy again ♪
♪ The way I feel sexy too
♪ Stick your fingers in my outlet ♪
♪ I'’m feeling you, baby ♪
♪ Got some voltage for you
♪ You'’re in a smoky blue light ♪
♪ Smoking chain
♪ Nirvana so near, nirvana so near ♪
♪ Nirvana, nirvana, nirvana
♪ Sexy, smoky
♪ Tequila haze
♪ I get you hooked on me
♪ Hooked on me
Whether you think what I'm doing is exciting
or whether you think
what I'm doing is completely nuts,
this is really what retirement is meant to be about.
It's about living some dreams and-- and really having
a good time and, man, I hope when you guys--
All get there, because you will,
I really hope you feel the same way
because it's an adventure.
It really is.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you very much.
And I think a lot of people are like,
"What are you gonna do with Doug around all the time?"
I've always liked being with Doug.
I do. I like being with Doug.
I like-- I like him.
It's nice to have you as a wife,
but it's also great to have you as a best friend too.
That's a nice combo.
Well, today was a nice day to get married.
Well, Gina and I, um...
go through highs and lows together.
No, I'’m okay! I'm too nervous to be cold.
God bless her, she-- she's inflicted
with, um, mental illness.
God! Don'’t panic, Gina.
I was hospitalized once before we even got married.
Right, but we-- I mean,
when you love somebody so much and you really appreciate
who they are, you just-- You tough it out.
I mean, you get through it,
everybody goes through rough times.
You just tough it out.
That was a lot of fun.
I did that-- We did that a while ago.
But um-- There he is!
Beer in hand.
One, two, three.
I wrote the song, I wrote this song, right.
It's all original.
Yeah, I will. I don't know, we'll see.
Rob, very nice to work with you.
I really look forward to it.
I think we'’ll have a lot of fun.
Without a doubt.
Thanks, Jazz. Yeah, I will, oh, I will.
It will be a lot of fun. .
Thank you. Thank you.
And I think a lot of people are like,
"Wow, you know, you get to do that
because you don't have kids," and they'll say that,
"You can do that because you don't have kids."
Is that light or dark?
Oh, it'’s an IPA? All right, I'll take one.
-This is good. -So, are you gonna be singing?
-Is that-- that'’s awesome. -Yeah, we're gonna be--
I'm gonna be having some fun.
-That'’s awesome. -Yeah, singing
-and who knows what. -Singing?
You got an awesome voice,
-you know, I told you that. -It was amazing.
I mean, I-- I can't believe you could sing that well.
What, are you gonna be the next Pitbull?
-How are you? -Pretty good.
-How are you? -Good!
I like the earrings.
No, that was my first try.
And the adrenaline kicks in.
Everything-- everything's good.
I was watching you there
and you totally transformed.
That-- that-- that fire, that-- that energy,
that passion you have.
You have to take it to another level, man.
I went to this school,
which is a very good school for performers.
Yes, yeah.
You've got to look at this school.
-Okay. -You know.
I will get the address and the location for you.
But it is something that you should look into
because it's your passion.
-You should move on with it. -Okay.
You only live once.
You gotta do what your heart tells you.
That's great, Marcel.
-Congratulations. -All right.
Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
♪ New York City, New York City girl ♪
♪ 25, 35, hello, baby, New York City girl ♪
♪ You grew up ridin' the subways ♪
♪ Running with people
♪ Up in Harlem, down on Broadway ♪
♪ You're no tramp but you're no lady ♪
♪ Talkin' that street talk
♪ You're the heart and soul of New York City ♪
♪ And love, love is just a passing word ♪
♪ It's the thought that you had ♪
♪ In a taxicab that got left on the curb ♪
♪ When he dropped you off at East 83rd ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Hey!
♪ You should know the score by now ♪
♪ You should know by now
♪ You're a native New Yorker
♪ New York girl, ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ Music plays, everyone's dancin' ♪
♪ Closer and closer
♪ Makin' friends and findin' lovers ♪
♪ There you are, lost in the shadows ♪
♪ Searchin' for someone, searchin' for someone ♪
♪ To set you free from New York City ♪
♪ Where did all those yesterdays go? ♪
♪ When you still believed
♪ Love could really be like a Broadway show? ♪
♪ You are the star
♪ You're a native New Yorker
Hi. Welcome back,.
For real?
Welcome, students. And I'’m Sin Andre.
Come on in.
Our topic for today is etiquette, protocol.
A lady needs to know how not to stand in a shoe.
A lady needs to know how to sit.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Even bigger! More dramatic! Up there. Even bigger.
Longer! Your posture is so incredibly important--
Extend those arms!
How you sit with your legs crossed,
how you sit upright.
Without the model, there is no clothing.
If you're in a job interview, for example...
Yes! That! Pose like a model.
Yeah, no, this-- this has to go.
One, two, three, four, love that, six, seven.
Yes. Even better.
Gorgeous. I just really, really think that this fabric
would work better if we had a lining inside of it.
All right, you guys, you know what to do.
, password.
"Free your mind."
Yes, come on in
and welcome to Sin Andre'’s.
Everyone, welcome our new student.
Doug is from my hometown, New York City.
Fresh from New York City!
Well, actually, I'm not from New York City,
I'’m from New York State.
Oh, still impressive.
♪ Feel it, baby
-Are we ready? -Yeah!
-Ready? -Yeah!
Fabulous.
Two counts of eight.
One, two, hand, hand, five, six, seven.
♪ Feel it, baby, feel it, baby ♪
♪ Feel it, baby
♪ Feel it, baby, feel it, baby
♪ Feel it, feel it, feel it
What is this?
What are these?
He's good for a beginner.
Left. Right.
Lock up. Egyptian. On your waist. Forward.
♪ I'm an electric lampshade
♪ A wired sex machine
He can dance.
Can you guys tell me where I could get
a taxi back to the hotel?
No, no, no.
You wouldn't dare go down there.
No.
No, dear, it's not for you.
No, definitely not.
That was a good one, you don't belong there.
Whatever you do, don't go down that alley.
You don'’t belong there.
Take it.
Yummy.
Find yourself inside first.
That will always lead you...
in the right direction.
Vocal performance.
♪ I'm an electric lampshade
♪ A wired sex machine
♪ Download freak of nature
♪ Beam me up, ecstasy
♪ Nirvana so near, nirvana so near ♪
♪ Nirvana
♪ Sexy, smoky tequila haze
♪ I'm your midnight--
All right, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Everyone, please, get back up on stage.
All of you, right now.
Everyone, have a seat, please.
Where do you get your motivation from?
What's the thing that inspires you?
I love Barbra Streisand.
Okay. Someone else, please.
-Yes? -The one and only Beyoncé.
Tell me a little bit about why you like Beyoncé,
or are inspired by Beyoncé?
Everybody loves Beyoncé, because she's a total performer, right?
Yes, right.
So, Doug, what about you?
I would say, Andre, that my favorite is Michael Jackson.
Oh!
I've always loved Michael, he just becomes
whatever persona he's portraying,
he's completely connected to his music,
and the audience just loves him.
That's very interesting because that's actually
quite the opposite that I experienced from you.
You know, "Nirvana, nirvana, nirvana,"
just sounds like this really whiny,
chatty kind of immature
and amateur kind of presentation,
where are we trying to go with this?
You know what I mean?
If we're talking about being inspired by someone
that's really connecting with the audience,
you really have got to connect. You gotta go way deeper,
like I said, than just looking up
at the ceiling singing, "Nirvana, nirvana, nirvana."
I want you to be vulnerable.
Okay.
Okay. Okay, I get it.
-Mm. -Oh, that's good.
-That'’s good? -What do you think?
-It'’s good. -It'’s delicious?
-It'’s good. -Very tasty?
How about this one? You should eat this one.
No, no, not for me.
I don'’t eat fish.
This one, you like?
-That's also a fish. -Okay.
Thank-- thank you.
How old are you now?
-Um, I'm-- I'm 60. -60?
60 years old.
My mother is 60.
Oh, good.
What are you doing now?
Um, I'm-- I'm learning the arts.
Nice.
I'm learning to be a singer and performer.
Mark, what do you do?
-Yeah. -Really?
You want to hear? Wait.
Hello, .
You are so very handsome.
Who are you? What are you doing here?
-You'’re really good. -Oh, that's good acting but--
That's good.
Let'’s all together sing.
Sing?
♪ Happy birthday to you
♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you!
Thank you.
Don't cry.
Thank you for everyone.
It's all right. It's okay.
-Because... -It's okay.
-My mother wants to sample. -Hear you. Sample.
Like, what you'’re doing.
-What you'’re saying! -No, no.
Sample, sample, sample!
Okay, all right.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
welcome to the show.
Special guest, fresh from New York City,
fresh from America.
My friend, Doug!
Come on, Doug.
Let'’s sing for us.
Okay. Ready?
♪ I'm an electric lampshade
♪ A wired sex machine
♪ Download freak of nature
♪ Beam me up, ecstasy
♪ Nirvana so near, nirvana so near, nirvana ♪
-Hey, you. -Hey.
How are you doing? Fine.
-Doing okay? -Yeah.
I heard you a couple times last night.
-Couldn'’t sleep. -No? Okay.
♪ I get you hooked on me
-You okay? -Yeah.
Just what the doctor ordered.
Yeah.
You hear those birds chirping?
-They'’re chirping for you. -They need to shut up.
Dougie, come home.
♪ Hooked on me
Dramatics.
Okay, so, Mark, you're up next.
Why don't we have you go over the scenario of...
you're a train conductor, right?
And you have to tell your wife about
-an accident that you were in. -Oh, yes. Danger.
Uh, ready. Choo, choo, choo. Choo-choo!
Oops! I'm calling me darling!
Hello? Darling? Sorry!
Let's talk a little bit about...
what we do as performers, yeah?
I think, as performers,
we kind of automatically put it on.
Yeah? We kind of live a role. Especially for the stage.
It's all kind of fantasy.
It's all kind of, like, not real.
Yeah. Absolutely.
Who are you when you're not on stage?
Who are you when you are not in drag?
Who are you in your regular life?
What does that feel like to you?
Well, when I'm not in drag...
I'm usually shy and when I go out,
I don't really talk to people that much.
I just feel like, you know, I'm a nobody.
When you're not in drag?
Yeah.
I don't think you're a nobody.
And I think it takes a lot of courage
to be able to share that with us.
I perform all my life and I'm 47 now,
I'm in my mid-life crisis.
You know when you've done so much
and the challenges are not there anymore?
I want a normal life, going to work,
earn every day, like a normal person.
So, Doug, tell me,
what was it like for you, coming out of the closet?
Well, actually, Andre, I'm not gay.
Uh, but I don't-- I don't really care
if people think I'm gay.
In fact, some people do, but, um,
I've been married to my wife, Regina, for, like, 30 years.
So, your wife-- so, your wife doesn't mind
that you're hanging out with a bunch of queens?
Yeah, she's--
she's cool about it, you know, she's-- she says,
"Look, if this is really what you want to do
and it makes you happy, then, um, then go for it.
I mean, pursue your dreams, have some fun."
I think she's cool. Yeah.
She's-- she's awesome.
I love her, she is so much fun.
All right, you guys, I have an announcement.
Listen up, please. Very important.
This Friday, there is a casting
-for a paying gig. -Ooh!
So you know what that-- what that means, right?
You guys have to be polished, on point,
no messing up, clean makeup,
no serving shrimp, no biscuit heels, on time.
-Are we clear? -Yes!
-Are we ready? -Yes!
Okay, Doug. Let's start.
-Okay. -How to walk like a model.
-Okay. -Okay.
First is the right.
First is the right, okay.
And then next is the left.
Okay.
-The right. -And then the right.
And now we combine our hands.
-Sway. -Sway.
Sway like that. Yes.
Yes, sway like that.
Okay, we can go back again, again, again.
Okay.
Stand straight, then chin up.
Right, left,
right, left.
-Put your hands on your hips. -Okay, like this?
Walk straight. Sway your hips.
-Good, great! -Oh, good. Thank you.
So, if performance is a fantasy...
what is it when you perform
that you fantasize that you want?
If I am on stage, I feel pretty.
I feel beautiful.
I feel-- I feel powerful.
I am the star.
So what do I do if nobody likes me
when I perform?
You know what? Try and try.
Because I believe try and try, until you succeed.
Practice, practice, more practice.
And then try and try and try...
until the audiences feel you.
Okay. All right. That's good advice.
When you're on stage,
what you are fantasize?
I would love when I'm on stage
to just feel like I was...
being myself and-- and performing
and having the audience react to who I am...
in the moment.
Who I am really.
Who are you, Doug?
Professional realness.
Sorry!
Something
The one at the back, wearing hat.
-The one at the back? -Yes.
-Wearing a white hat? -Yes.
Excuse me? Excuse me? Excuse me?
Can you walk forward, please? In the back.
-Who? Me? -Yeah, you.
O-- okay.
There he is.
-What's your name? -Uh, my name's Doug.
Your voice very deep.
-Yes, it is. Yeah. -Can you just take off your hat?
-Um, sure. -Yeah, I will hold it.
Thank you.
And what about-- Can you take off your jacket?
Um, sure.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
♪ Hungry people
♪ back again
♪ Silky smooth
♪ H-O-N-E-Y
♪ old school 'cause I'm an old fool ♪
♪ Honey lasang yogurt
♪ yogurt, yogurt ♪
♪ yogurt
♪ yogurt, yogurt ♪
♪ yogurt
♪ Honey lasang, lasang yogurt ♪
♪ Honey lasang, honey lasang yogurt ♪
♪ It's only 50.50 honey lasang yogurt ♪
♪ It's only 50.50, honey lasang yogurt ♪
♪ Honey lasang yogurt
♪ It's only 50.50, honey lasang yogurt ♪
♪ Honey lasang yogurt
♪ It's only 50.50
And cut!
-Doug, water? -Oh, thank you.
You know what, Doug, you are so good.
I think
this is the best lasangyogurt commercial ever.
I like the way you do...
♪ It's only 50.50
-♪ It's only 50.50 -♪ It's only 50.50
-Oh, thank you, sweetie. -Okay.
-I gotta call my wife. -Okay, it's okay.
-I love you. -Bye-bye.
-Thank you. Bye! -Welcome!
You've reached Regina and Doug.
Leave a message at the tone.
Have a nice trip.
♪ Love you
♪ Love me, too
♪ I'm not tryna get away from you, baby ♪
♪ Ooh
Get it, baby.
♪ Love me
♪ Woman, do wha'cha came to do
♪ I'm not tryna get away from you, baby ♪
♪ Ooh
♪ There's not a tear in my eye
♪ I'm not afraid
♪ Ah!
♪ I'm gonna die on the dancefloor ♪
♪ Oh, die on the dancefloor
♪ Oh, I die on the dancefloor
♪ It's only 50.50
♪ Honey lasang yogurt
It is pretty amazing. Amazing.
♪ It's only 50.50
♪ Honey lasang lasang yogurt
♪ Honey lasang, honey lasang yogurt ♪
♪ It's only 50.50
♪ yogurt
♪ yogurt, yogurt ♪
♪ yogurt
♪ Honey lasang, lasang yogurt
♪ Honey lasang, honey lasang yogurt ♪
♪ It's only 50.50
♪ Honey lasang yogurt, it's only 50.50 ♪
-♪ It's only 50.50 -♪ It's only 50.50
♪ It's only 50.50
Close your eyes, please, and keep them closed.
Feet firmly planted on the floor.
Take a deep breath in through your nose.
And out through your mouth.
-Deep breath in. -Yes.
And breathe out.
I can't wait for Doug to come home.
Doug!
This was-- this was a mistake.
A guy my age ought to be home with my wife.
I don't want you to go.
Go home and be with your wife, then.
Hey.
What's going on? Hey, let me sit with you.
Will you sit up with me? Sit up with me, okay?
Hey, Doug?
I like the way you do it, Dougie.
You did not begin all of this to give up.
Doug.
Where's your head at?
Frogs, out.
Deep breath in.
And breathe out.
Deep breath in.
And breathe out.
Come on, this way.
Come on.
When I go...
bury me in the garden
so little tulips can grow out of me.
Deep breath in.
And breathe out.
Think about being present,
don't think about five minutes ago,
or five minutes from now.
Don't think about yesterday or tomorrow.
Think about right here and right now.
I don't want to go.
-You don't wanna go? -I don't want to go.
No, no, no. Gina. Gina.
I don't wanna go. I don't wanna go.
-Woo! -Gina.
Gina.
Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina.
Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina. Gina.
Doug. Doug.
Doug. Doug. Doug.
Doug. Doug.
Doug.
Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug.
Doug. Doug.
Hey, cut it out!
Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug.
Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug.
Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug. Doug.
Doug. Doug. Doug.
Fuck your concert.
♪ I want to be rich and I want lots of money ♪
♪ I don't care about clever, I don't care about funny ♪
♪ I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds ♪
♪ I heard people die
♪ While they're trying to find them ♪
♪ And I'll take my clothes off and it'll be shameless ♪
♪ 'Cause everyone knows that's how you get famous ♪
♪ I look at the sun and I look in the mirror ♪
♪ I'm on the right track, yeah, I'm onto a winner ♪
♪ I don't know what's right
♪ And what's real anymore
♪ And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore ♪
♪ When do you think it will all become clear? ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear ♪
♪ Life's about film stars and less about mothers ♪
♪ It's all about fast cars and cussing each other ♪
♪ But it doesn't matter 'cause I'm packing plastic ♪
♪ And that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic ♪
♪ And I am a weapon of massive consumption ♪
♪ And it's not my fault
♪ It's how I'm programmed to function ♪
♪ I look at the sun and I look in the mirror ♪
♪ I'm on the right track, yeah, I'm onto a winner ♪
♪ I don't know what's right
♪ And what's real anymore
♪ And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore ♪
♪ And when do you think it will all become clear? ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear ♪
♪ Forget about guns and forget ammunition ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm killing them all on my own little mission ♪
♪ Now I'm not a saint, but I'm not a sinner ♪
♪ And everything's cool as long as I'm getting thinner ♪
♪ I don't know what's right and what's real anymore ♪
♪ And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore ♪
♪ And when do you think it will all become clear? ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm being taken over by the fear ♪
Yummy!
Whatever you do,
don't go down that alley.
You don't belong there.
Doug. You're totally transformed.
You have to take this further.
He was bullied.
He wasn't a cool kid.
-Hi, babe. -Hi, where have you been?
Yeah, I'm sorry. I-- I had a wild night.
And you don't read any of my texts
or any of my emails either?
I just didn't have my phone.
I completely passed out last night.
Hello? Doug!
Doug!
I'm scared
and I'm really having a hard time.
Just tell me I'm gonna be okay until you get home.
You'll be all right, babe.
All right.
The hardest part for me is watching her go through it.
It's hard to watch her go through that.
It really is.
She's the best thing that ever happened to me.
And I never want to lose her. Ever.
Not ever.
Doug, 15 minute warning.
Okay, thank you.
Dougie fresh right here!
And that's a rad thing.
I'm gonna have some fun.
A couple of months ago...
I was just feeling like, "Damn," you know?
"We've been working on this concert for a while,
how come we can't find this?"
And I was also...
missing home and missing being with Gina.
And I think, you know,
there was definitely some, um, depression...
that was kicking in.
I remember I turned to Gina and said,
"I don't know, Gina,
I'm thinking I ought to just stop this thing."
And she's like, "Why?"
And I said, "I'm just not looking forward to it."
And she's like, "You've worked hard for this,
look how far you've come. Just go for it."
And she was-- she was a cheerleader for me.
She said, "Doug, it's really gonna be fine."
Holy crap.
It's finally here.
It's pretty wild.
Good to see you.
Six, seven,
eight, one,
two, three, four...
five, six, seven, eight.
Tap, tap, tap.
His-- his, uh, integration
of every kind of different media,
and the changing music,
his music tastes have changed, his visual style has changed.
♪ People of the world ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
The girls look great.
What about the tailoring of Laura's top?
We're rolling, we're rolling.
He doesn't look much like a corporate accountant anymore.
Doug, Doug, Doug!
-Show time! -Yes!
It gets pretty boring, explaining to people
that you didn't follow their norm.
There were plenty of people that wondered
why I was doing this.
They were critical of the fact that I was even trying it.
They'll say things like, "Oh, I couldn't do that,"
or "I'm too old for that."
Or "I'm too beat up for that," or whatever.
What I would say about age is embrace it.
Because whether you like it or not,
it's coming.
Age is not the limitation you think it is.
And I want to say thank you.
And let's rock this place today.
Yeah! Woo!
Doug, Doug, Doug!
♪ To live and die in attitude
♪ Or kick it out with some gratitude ♪
♪ Show love when you feel alive ♪
♪ Don't feel the funk that beats outside ♪
♪ Delete reality that still tells us to dance ♪
♪ If you live inside a square
♪ If your nationality is moot
♪ Empty footwork like a ♪
♪ Roll you on like a rolling stone ♪
♪ Shake it all, shake it through the bone ♪
♪ Tell 'em to dance
♪ Play your mind to dance
♪ I'm moving music, got the masses grooving ♪
♪ Play your mind for dance
♪ I'm moving music, got the masses grooving ♪
♪ Play your mind for dance
♪ I'm moving music, got the masses grooving ♪
♪ Play your mind for dance
♪ I'm moving music, got the masses grooving ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Give it to me.
Three, two, one!
♪ I never thought I'’d make it as a part time actor ♪
♪ But I brought my headshot
♪ Just in case I'’m what you're after ♪
♪ When I finished my first movie ♪
♪ I got a skin job
♪ Got billed for the reshoots
♪ Now that I'’m a heart throb ♪
♪ My face is going places that it never went before ♪
♪ The trolls call me queen
♪ My lady kicked me to the door ♪
♪ I didn't want to wake up and feel I'’ve been nowhere ♪
♪ I got my face on the cover of a Vanity Fair ♪
♪ People of the world
♪ Take another look
♪ Turn your face back front
♪ Take another look
♪ People of the world
♪ Take another look
♪ Turn your face back front
♪ Take another look
♪ Post-internet, post-race
♪ Post-style, post-grace
♪ Post pinto beans and a tambourine ♪
♪ Post "you ain'’t it, miss thang" ♪
♪ Post movie stream
♪ Post-Halloween, post-Liebowitz ♪
♪ DJ Jelly Bean
♪ We pulled out of a magazine
♪ In the back of a limousine
♪ I met my next wife at Victoria'’s Secret ♪
♪ But she hits me all the time
♪ And I've never felt so lonely ♪
♪ I wish I looked younger in yesterday'’s news ♪
♪ My old face is on the internet ♪
♪ And magazine cues
♪ I should'’ve gotten my face fixed ♪
♪ Before I got famous
♪ '‘Cause now the photo's on the net ♪
♪ There'’s no way to change it ♪
♪ I got white teeth
♪ Long, long hair
♪ And I never looked better on a Vanity Fair ♪
♪ People of the world
♪ Take another look
♪ Turn your face back front
♪ Take another look
♪ People of the world
♪ Take another look
♪ Turn your face back front
♪ Take another look
♪ Hormone injections
♪ Wrinkle inspections
♪ And I get more famous
♪ How did I get here?
♪, can't To Wong Foo ♪
♪ I can'’t read music, never played guitar ♪
♪'‘Cause you'’ve seen my wife and you'’ve seen my fights ♪
♪ And you'’ll see it all ♪
♪ '‘Cause I'’ve taped a lot of videos ♪
♪ Why did no one notice that I got my teeth fixed? ♪
♪ I should have got my face fixed ♪
♪ Before I got famous
♪ People of the world
♪ Take another look
♪ Turn your face back front
♪ Take another look
♪ People of the world
♪ Take another look
♪ Turn your face back front
♪ Take another look
I love you!
Love you!
I love you.
I love you!
♪ We are smoking inside
♪ The fumes have me spinning
♪ Sipping M85
♪ The dynamic, you got it
♪ Your movement, hypnotic
♪ From the ring in your nose
♪ To your goddamn painted toes
♪ Whoa, yeah
♪ I'm an electric lampshade
♪ A wired sex machine
♪ Download freak of nature
♪ Beam me up, ecstasy
♪ Gonna make you feel sexy again ♪
♪ The way I feel sexy too
♪ Stick your fingers in my outlet ♪
♪ I'’m feeling you, baby ♪
♪ Got some voltage for you
♪ You'’re in a smoky blue light ♪
♪ Smoking chain
♪ Nirvana so near, nirvana so near ♪
♪ Nirvana
♪ Sexy, smoky tequila haze
♪ I get you hooked on me
♪ Hooked on me
♪ Sexy, smoky tequila haze
♪ I get you hooked on me
♪ Hooked on me
I wanted to be somebody special.
I didn't expect...
the love that I have for myself...
was the most important thing.
And when I felt that, I realized,
that that feeling of being a nobody,
that I had carried with me since I was a kid...
didn't have to stop me anymore.
Finale.
Three...
two...
one.
♪ Everybody wants to be somebody ♪
♪ Everybody
♪ Be somebody
♪ Everybody
♪ Why don't you be somebody? ♪
♪ Everybody
♪ Be somebody
♪ Everybody
Come on and be somebody ♪
♪ Everybody
♪ Be somebody
♪ Everybody
♪ Be somebody
♪ Everybody
♪ Be somebody
♪ Everybody
Come on and be somebody ♪
♪ Everybody
♪ Be somebody
♪ Everybody
♪ Be somebody
♪ Everybody
♪ Be somebody
♪ Everybody
♪ Be somebody
♪ We are smoking inside
♪ The fumes have me spinning
♪ Sipping M85
♪ The dynamic, you got it
♪ Your movement, hypnotic
♪ From the ring in your nose
♪ To your goddamn painted toes
♪ Whoa, yeah
♪ I'm an electric lampshade
♪ A wired sex machine
♪ Download freak of nature
♪ Beam me up, ecstasy
♪ Gonna make you feel sexy again ♪
♪ The way I feel sexy too
♪ Stick your fingers in my outlet ♪
♪ I'’m feeling you, baby ♪
♪ Got some voltage for you
♪ You'’re in a smoky blue light ♪
♪ Smoking chain
♪ Nirvana so near, nirvana so near ♪
♪ Nirvana
♪ Sexy, smoky tequila haze
♪ I get you hooked on me
♪ Hooked on me
♪ Combustion in panic
♪ Totally automatic
♪ Body condition is aerodynamic ♪
♪ Combustion in panic
♪ Totally automatic
♪ Body condition is aerodynamic ♪
♪ Combustion in panic
♪ Totally automatic
♪ Body condition is aerodynamic ♪
♪ Combustion in panic
♪ Totally automatic
♪ Body condition is aerodynamic ♪
♪ I'’m your midnight punch bowl ♪
♪ Sip me sweet, sip me slow
♪ Ride my floating sailboat
♪ Gather my neck then you can let yourself go ♪
♪ You'’re in a smoky blue light ♪
♪ Smoking chain
♪ Nirvana so near, nirvana so near ♪
♪ Nirvana
♪ Sexy, smoky tequila haze
♪ I get you hooked on me
♪ Hooked on me
♪ Purple lights
♪ Your green hair
♪ Calling me closer
♪ Revealing it
♪ Calling me closer
♪ Revealing it
♪ Calling me closer
♪ Revealing it
♪ Calling me closer
♪ We are smoking inside
♪ The fumes have me spinning
♪ Sipping M85
♪ The dynamic, you got it
♪ Your movement, hypnotic
♪ From the ring in your nose
♪ To your goddamn painted toes
♪ Combustion in panic
♪ Totally automatic
♪ Body condition is aerodynamic ♪
♪ Sexy, smoky tequila haze
♪ I got you hooked on me
♪ Hooked on me