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ANOTHER LOTTERY TICKET
Why are you honking?
So he knows we're here.
Where do you think you are?
But…
Will you ever realize things are different here?
Where do you think he'll come out?
The white or the brown door?
The white one, the brown is for cars.
Think he'll be much longer?
Till tonight. As long as they please.
C'mon, he didn't do much.
He was already inside for a year.
They're human, they won't keep him all day.
Wanna bet?
We'll be here for a long time.
I got myself a sandwich, coffee.
We'll be here for long, you'll see.
Here he comes.
He sure lost weight!
They let them grow beards and long hair...
Way back, jail was different…
There was order.
You sit in the back this time, I always do.
How are you, Sile?
Please drop that cigarette outside.
So how was it?
Easier the second time.
Shall we?
Expecting for anyone else?
You owed me 40 lei.
Autumn is so beautiful.
I didn't even feel summer go by.
From the pollution.
The poles are reverting and the climate is changing.
Take me to Turturelelor St, I have something to do.
Did you bring me the stuff?
Yes, there's a bag in the back.
Yes, sir.
How's Gina, is she ok?
Yeah… Fine, thanks.
- Still in Italy? - No, England. She found a better job.
- Does she ever come by? - Yes, she does.
She was here for Christmas. She does.
For Christmas? It's September, man.
Yes, but we're very busy...
Lots of work... But she said she'll come.
She promised she will.
What's wrong, man?
Oh, nothing, no…
It hurts here. I get dizzy spells, too…
Be careful, man…
It's pretty serious, you know.
Meaning?
I can't say, but… It's not good.
Tell us, don't leave us hanging.
Just between the three of us...
I don't have much left.
That's not the first time!
This time it's for real.
Symptoms are clear, I'll have to have surgery.
Oh, my! When?
I don't know. The surgery is not easy!
They don't even do it here.
Where, then?
Abroad.
Maybe they do it here, too, but I don't trust our doctors.
You have any idea how they get their degrees?
How can I let some lunatic cut me up?
Sorry, but I don't trust'em.
You walk into a hospital and come out in a plastic bag.
Who are you gonna see, if not a doctor?
- I know someone. - Where from?
Pașcani.
I... met him on a forum.
How do you trust him if he's not a doctor?
He is a doctor.
He's a vet.
- A vet? - Yeah.
You mean, like, an animal doctor?
That's a doctor. Aren't we all animals?
Big Pharma hasn't managed to get into the medical vet industry yet.
To prescribe crap.
See, he made me take this
I took one sip and I'm already feeling better.
- It's good that you're feeling better. - Yeah.
The trouble is that the surgery is very expensive.
- How much? - A lot.
And it's not covered by the assurance.
It's ok, I'll spot you.
Check this out.
Do you know what I got this morning?
Do you?
Well, tell us!
I wanted to be a surprise.
Tell us!
I got an email that I won the lottery.
- What? - Again?
The thing is...
I don't even remember when I played.
What?
I got an email from the Nigerian lottery that I won 1 million Euros.
If I give them my details they send me the money.
It's a scam, man!
No, trust me, it's not. The mail was even translated to Romanian.
It was poorly translated but you could understand it.
- They tried. - Listen.
Statistically speaking, if you don't play your odds are nil!
Of course it's a scam. Big scam.
The internet is full of thieves.
They email you, get your data, and steal money from your account.
Really, this is bait. It's a suckers' scam
But I checked out the email address.
It was clearly written The Lottery of National Nigeria
Yes, but internet isn't for everyone.
There are thieves and jerks on the internet.
Everything on the internet is scam. Everything.
Except for vets' forums.
Exactly!
You need to know where to look!
Too bad, that money would've helped.
Tell me about it.
I have a solution.
What solution?
- I got a tip. - What tip?
A tip for us to make money.
Hope it's not the kind of tip that put you in jail.
Mind your business.
You wait here, ok?
You think he's still hustling?
Hustling what?
I don't know, prostitution… God knows.
Who lives here?
Mirela. She's a prostitute.
- What's he got to do with her? - Don't know, we don't talk about that.
He does what he wants.
- I just wanna talk to her! - I told you to get lost!
You hear me?
I'll break your legs if you come round.
Hit it!
Sorry!
If I'd hit him, he would've died!
What was this?
None of your business!
I was so scared!
Dinel, take me to the station!
Are you leaving?
Leave where? I have a thing.
The train doesn't even stop here anymore.
Then I'll take you.
- I'll be back quickly. - We're coming with you.
- No need. - Who knows who you'll fight with here.
I won't get it in any fights.
Where are you going?
It was a real big fleet.
But it got sold, they scrapped it. All of it
Boats, oil tankers, everything. Then the mafia came in.
They ruined the railway company.
They got the trains, scrapped them, sold them, whatever.
Then they took the railways.
All the railway tracks in Romania were stolen.
All of them.
What do you mean, all? What about these?
Not these ones. But all the rest.
No more ships, no more trains.
Now they're ruining the car industry, they make us go electric.
But there are still patriots in the car industry.
I got it.
Got what?
None of your business.
What did you get, man?
I can't tell you here, someone might hear us.
Do you know what's the deal with cryptocurrency?
What currency?
- Crypto. - I do. It's a scam.
Ponzi schemes.
- It's not. - Right.
You know Mugurel?
The guy at the station.
In the past months, Mugurel made 7,000 Euros from crypto.
Get out of here!
I'm telling you. He got a Golf 6 from Germany.
Leather seating, electric windows, GPS…
You're more likely to win the lottery twice than crypto.
It's like the stock market. Elon Musk wins.
The top guys. They sell, they buy.
They get rich off the backs of us, simple folks.
- It's a cynical thing - You don't get it.
I'm not talking profiteering, buying or selling.
- Then what? - I'm talking about mining.
Oh, that's different.
- What, do what? - Mine.
Mine?
Great, I'm good at that.
At what?
I was a miner in my youth. On the Jiu Valley.
I mined my ass off. Then they closed the mine.
How would you know to do that.?
You don't even have a PC.
Mugurel was helped by this guy, Ionuț.
He's kind of a genius.
He knows PC, crypto.
He even got a prize in a local competition.
Got a mention.
How do you know he'll help us?
Ionuț and Mugurel are like brothers.
Mugurel owes me money.
So I told him I wipe his debt if he gets me in this.
And I'll get you guys in, too.
So he'll help us for free? Get real.
Trust me. You'll see.
He'll talk to Ionuț and we go see him tomorrow.
If only they hadn't closed the mines...
Whose turn is it?
Hello. Is Ionuț home?
Yes. Who's asking?
Me… Us.
We're friends. He knows, he's expecting us.
He is? Then come in.
Come to the kitchen. Come in.
Ionuț is in the bathroom now.
Do you want some tea?
- Should I make you some tea? - No, thank you.
- You don't want tea? - We don't.
- Nothing? - No.
I made some cookies.
- What are they with? - Walnuts.
Mom, we're out of toilet paper.
Yes, I'll put some out.
Now!
Hello.
Hi.
These are not the ones I like.
I'll buy you others.
We're Mugurel's friends, he said he talked to you.
He didn't tell me.
Mugurel from the station. You know him, right?
Yes.
He told me you helped him mine crypto.
Yes.
And he said you'll help us, too.
We're his friends.
Sorry.
Hello.
Sorry.
Hello.
Sorry.
So, will you help us?
With what?
Mining.
He said you're good with computers.
Yes. Computers.
I'll help you, yes.
Let's go to my room.
Let's go to his room.
Mom, we're going to my room.
Yes, I heard, I'm not deaf. Please.
So... Mugurel says you helped him mine crypto.
Yes, I did.
And he says you can help us, too.
Help with what?
Mining.
First, tell us how this thing works.
I hear you're good with computers.
Yes, I'm good.
With computers.
Yes, computers.
Well... Tell us how this cryptocoin thing works.
Cryptocoins are a way of making payments without banks.
In order to validate transactions and payments,
there's a digital signature system in place.
Each blockchain has a certain code.
That code can only be calculated by trial and error.
The miner that first discovers the code gets 6.25 coins.
Once every 10 minutes, the code is discovered
and a new block is made.
- Do you understand? - No.
I did.
The miner who discovers the code
gets 6.25 coins every 10 minutes.
- I knew that. - Good job!
What do us three have to do so we can mine?
First, you need a mining station.
What station?
What kind?
A very powerful computer.
I have a PC at work.
My boss plays cards on it, but I think it'll do.
To stand a chance
you need a PC with dozens of processors, graphic cards...
Otherwise you'll be overtaken by faster computers.
So it's not good.
It's like playing the lottery.
The more tickets, the higher the odds of winning.
True, you play on several ends.
So, can we use your PC?
No.
Where did Mugurel get the station?
I built it.
He just bought the components.
So if we get the components, can you build this?
Of course I can.
Where do you buy them?
Do simpler components work, or do we need specific ones?
They work, of course.
Great, I have an idea.
- I have to show you something. - I brought your waffles.
Let me show you something.
Come along. Come on, Ionuț.
I'll eat them later.
Mom, I'm going out with my friends.
Come on!
These computers were bought for the Arts Centre.
On european funds.
They've been here for years, no one's ever opened a box.
Don't they need them at the Arts Centre?
Have you seen any Art Centre around?
They never built it.
So can we use them?
Sure, no one cares. The project is over, the damage expired.
Ionuț, check out if they're any good.
They're good.
They came with no displays, so they were never used.
No problem.
So when do we mine?
Wait, he needs to set them up first.
- Then can we mine? - Yes.
I hope I can still do it, I'm a bit rusty now.
I'll go get my helmet from the car
Let's take them to the table over there.
I have some stuff to do, but I'll be back quick.
Listen!
I got a bit dizzy, I need to lie down a bit.
I don't know if I can stand.
I promise i'll be back, I won't leave you alone.
I'll be back soon.
Hello, Gina?
How are you?
Hello, Gina?
You didn't call yesterday. How are you?
I couldn't reach you.
Yes, I'm glad.
Did you get a ticket back?
How much can it cost?
Listen, I'll start mining again.
And I'll send you some money.
Not even for Christmas?
New Year's?
I understand... Listen...
If you have any news, please let me know.
Thank you.
I love you.
Hello?
Bye.
I want to talk to you.
- Say what? - Stop yelling.
Ok, but let's talk a bit.
Stop screaming!
Why are you yelling? Are you nuts?
You look good.
So do you.
I missed you.
Didn't you?
Yes, but…
But?
But... Now I'm with Ticuță.
Does he love you like I do?
He loves me as best he can.
Do you love him?
Say you love him and I'll leave you alone.
I swear. Just say you love him.
Thing is Ticuță takes care of us.
If it wasn't for him…
I don't want to do what I used to.
He's paying my debts, too.
The kid has to start school.
I couldn't wait for you to get out.
But I'll never forget what you did for me.
Where did you get this?
I hurt myself.
- Did he hit you? - No.
- Please! - If I hit him, he's dead!
Shut up, please.
Listen to me.
I'll get some money soon.
Then me, you and Matei we can run away together.
Where would we go?
I don't know. Anywhere. Abroad.
I don't speak any language.
We'll learn. Neither do I.
C'mon, guys, let's get this done.
Right away!
- What's this on your head? - What do you mean?
You need to be properly equipped for the mine.
Nothing funny about it. What if the mountain collapses?
Who's gonna help you in the dark?
- Right! - The mountain is merciless.
So these will get the job done, Ionuț?
- Can we turn them on? - Yes!
- Do they use as much power as this says? - Yup.
Multiplied by the number of units... it's no good.
- The power system won't hold. - It will.
Do the math yourself.
It has to hold.
This building is 100 years old.
The fuses blow even when we make coffee.
- Really? - Really.
- So, what do we do? - Don't know. But it won't hold.
Dinel!
You renewed your home electric grid, right?
Yes.
That's it.
We take all the PCs to his place.
We need to calculate how much we make mining
and how much power we use.
- I say we're in the negative. - No way.
Do the math for how much they consume.
- You know the price of a kilowatt? - No.
- Well, then? - Ionuț?
- Is this true? - They do consume power.
- This much? - Yes.
Doesn't Mugurel consume power?
Mugurel steals the power.
That's it, guys, we'll do the same.
We hook up to the network. Let's go talk to Mugurel.
You know I don't talk to communists!
- Stop whining. - I'm principled.
I don't run with commies or masons.
- Listen to me. - Hold on.
You'll be begging on your knees when we get rich.
I don't compromise. I never have!
Hold on, listen to me!
My uncle works at the power plant.
He's a guardian.
If we connect all these there, will they work?
I can't see why not.
- See? - Why didn't you say so?
- I did now. - Let's pack them, take them to the car.
And off to the plant. I'll go get a coffee.
We have light in this country because Ceaușescu was a patriot.
And he built all this hydropower plant network.
And he started building the biggest one in the country.
- But the Revolution came… - Not here, guys!
Come, let me show you.
We have to take those, too.
C'mon, guys, will it take longer?
Done.
Done?
- Should I turn it on? - Go!
Do I start it?
Three, two, one… Go!
Shoot!
And now the election results in Russia.
After counting the votes, the president…
What happened?
What did you press?
The button?
Now what?
You... think we did this?
These are the hazard lights.
What have you done? The whole town is blacked out.
This is working.
But how, if the whole town is blacked out?
It must be drawing power straight from the plant.
The turbines are working.
The whole country is blacked out.
What have you done?
Me?
Nothing. I mean…
Well, if this is working...
It's fine!
Let's make money.
Get to work.
You are listening to the news.
The power outage, which affected all of Romania,
plus several towns in Bulgaria and Moldova,
was stabilized this morning.
The situation is now mostly under control.
According to official statements,
the reason of the powercut remains unknown
but an investigation started tonight revealed that
several power plants were disconnected from the national grid.
The authorities issued a state of alert,
and all domestic and international flights were diverted.
The total damage caused by the power outage
is estimated at a few hundreds of millions of euros.
Come here a sec.
What?
There's something strange.
What?
We have 294 coins.
Is that good or bad?
One coin is worth 20,000 Euros.
For real?
That's what this shows. Look, 294 coins.
But how could this be?
294 times 20,000...
Is how much?
Almost 6 million Euros.
Are you kidding me?
That's correct. 6 million Euros.
- You're pulling our leg. - I'm not. Look, 294!
But how?
If the whole country blacked out…
It means we were the only ones mining all night.
So we got all the codes right.
It's as if we were the only ones playing a raffle.
- So we won the raffle? - Kind of.
Hold on a sec.
The power was cut, no one could mine.
So we mined all alone, for 6 million Euros.
That's right!
How do we get the coins?
How do we get our hands on them?
One option is an e-wallet.
- A what? - A virtual wallet.
No! I'm sorry!
Not for me.
- What's wrong? - Everything online is a scam!
Do you want it stolen?
Remember when those actors got their e-mails hacked?
I stopped using e-mail then.
I never had any.
Very well. You keep money under a mattress.
Not online, not in banks! Got it?
Cryptocoins under a mattress? How?
You can, if we put it on a USB drive.
- A what? - A USB stick.
Where do we get one?
From the store.
I have one.
It's a keychain I won at a promotion when I pumped gas.
Is this a OSB stick?
Is it good?
- Yup. - Here.
Alright, Dinel!
We don't have to pay for it! Well done!
You need to pick a password, for protection.
He's right.
- I have password on my email. - Like your email, right.
My email password is "password". So I don't forget it.
- It's no good. - Why?
It's too easy, anyone can guess it.
You need a complicated one with figures and letters.
- What figures? - And letters.
What letters?
Use... Gina's maiden name.
The year you got married, your shoe size.
That sort of thing. Hit it.
- Come on! - Hit it.
Wait.
Don't look, man.
Step back.
You done?
Done!
You hit it?
6 million Euros!
Let's celebrate.
- Where? - At the bar.
Can we shower first?
I'm sweaty. This thing makes so much heat…
Yo, the stick!
Right!
Ionuț, brush your teeth when you're done here, ok?
- 6 million! - Good work, man!
Get yourself a beer too.
Cheers!
What are you doing? Toasting with Coke?
What's wrong with that?
It's bad luck! You never toast with water or Coke.
My doctor won't let me drink alcohol.
- The vet? - I'm not allowed.
- But Coke is ok? - He didn't say. But this isn't Coke.
It has no preservatives, it's natural.
You don't say… Coke grows on trees..
Yeah, very funny!
Did you know preservatives gives you mad cow disease?
There's research about it.
The West stopped believing in science in the '60s!
C'mon, drink up and shut up!
I'll go play slots, I'm feeling lucky today.
Two sips of medicine, two of Coke. They strengthen each other.
Now an hour's break.
Line!
Coriolan Brediceanu. He was Traian Vuia's best friend.
Traian Vuia invented the airplane.
Coriolan Brediceanu stole his plans, gave'em to the French.
The French gave'em to the Americans.
Let's split the money.
- How should we split it? - Who gets what.
What?
We divide it equally and each gets half.
Why equally?
This is my deal. If it wasn't for me…
What if? Without me, there'd be no PCs.
Without Dinel, there was no power.
- No bullshit! - Don't fight now!
- You thief! - You cheapskate!
Who me? How much do you want?
Half.
A real half, not like Dinel's maths.
Ok, Sile.
Ok, Pompiliu.
That's how you roll?
I thought we were all for one and one for all.
Who do you think took your side
when everyone here talked smack about you while you were in jail?
Tell him! Didn't I defend him? Ask Dinel.
He did.
Not to mention you've owed me 40 lei for a year.
Here's your 40 lei, man.
Don't worry, I don't want it. I meant in principle.
Change me a 50. Here's 50, with interest.
No, thanks. At least now I know who you are.
Jail sure changed you a lot.
I don't like dishonest people. End of.
Come on, Sile.
We divide it by three.
No one can change me.
What do you mean, three? What about Ionuț?
What about him? I'm erasing Mugurel's debt, right?
Mugurel should pay Ionuț.
Ionuț should get his share, too.
Pay him from your share, if you love him so.
I will.
How much is 6 million divided by 3?
Two million.
- Each! - Each!
Let's go cash in.
Where do we go?
I don't know. At the bank.
They don't take crypto in banks. I say we gotta go to Bucharest.
What for?
I doubt they even have 6 million Euros at our local bank.
I doubt it's even open anymore.
- Let's go to Bucharest. - Let's go!
Where's my bumbag?
What bumbag?
My bumbag, it was here.
You lost it?
Here it is!
It fell to the floor.
- You scared me. - Me, too…
- Did you put the stick in it? - The stick?
What am I, fool? What if I lost it?
- Where's the stick? - With my keys.
And the keys?
The keys…
Sile!
Hold on, just a sec.
Where's the stick?
Dinel, where's the stick?
Somewhere here…
Here are them!
Those are the car keys.
I think I left them in the door when I left.
How could you?
On the inside or the outside?
Either on the inside or the outside.
Quick! Before someone takes them.
I told you not to toast with Coke, didn't I?
What have you done, Pompiliu?
Put it on our tab.
We're screwed.
Move the truck!
Hold on, man!
It's open.
- They're not here. - Someone took them.
This happened before. I'm sure Mrs. Ivanov got them.
Don't worry.
- Hello, ma'am. - Hello, Dinel.
Did you happen to see my keys?
I left them in the door. I can't find them.
I don't know.
You once found them when I left them in the door, remember?
No, Dinel, I would've told you.
I'm sorry, then, excuse me.
You should ask Mrs. Șerban.
She grabs anything she can find.
She took the ficus plant by the entrance, didn't she?
And the painting on the 1st floor.
I didn't know.
That was her. Mr. Iordăchescu's parking spot...
I see.
Mrs. Leonte's husband.... She "took" him, too…
Go on, I'm sure she'll help you out.
Like she helped me with those two crystal glasses, too.
Don't smoke in here!
Give me a cigarette, too.
Hi!
Hello!
Hello.
I have the following problem...
I forgot my keys in the door and can't find them.
Perhaps you've seen them somewhere…
Were you sent by…?
I don't even want to say her name!
No, no, no.
I know what she says about me, but I don't get what's her problem?
If I start saying stuff about her, she won't like it either.
Don't you know the ficus died last winter?
It withered by the heater.
And how could I steal that painting? My Lord!
It was vandalized by punks. I won't even say what they drawed on it.
Mr. Iordăchescu doesn't even have a car. And i do his shopping.
And she's one to talk about others' husbands!
She sunbathes naked on the building roof!
We're in a bit of a hurry. Have you seen Dinel's keys?
He left them in the door...
- I haven't seen anything. - They had a keychain and a memorystick.
- I haven't seen them. - Thank you.
I say you ask again Mrs…
She seems to know everything.
She should ask her husband who broke those glasses!
- Yes, she will. - Goodbye!
Good day.
No point trying there.
- Why? - They're gone.
- Where? - Germany.
- Who lives here? - The super.
Excuse me!
Have you seen some keys?
Sorry?
I left my keys in the door and can't find them.
Maybe you saw them,,.
What did they look like?
- Like keys - A small keychain, with a memory stick.
No, I'm sorry.
No problem.
- Which floor? - The first.
- Oh, the first? - Yes!
I haven't seen them.
- I hope you find them! - Thanks, me, too.
- Thanks a lot. - OK.
You should ask the cleaning lady.
She was here earlier, it's cleaning day.
Yes, good idea.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Thank you so much!
Where do we find the cleaning lady?
Outside, or at a different block. She has to be around.
- Let's go. - Let's.
Come here a bit!
Come on, get in.
Come on!
Get in!
So, what did she say?
Who?
That girl, what did she say?
What would she? Nothing.
How come?
Nothing, we asked her about some keys.
Dinel lost his keys.
Not here, in there!
I didn't touch it! In there, in there!
Right, so?
So, Dinel lost his keys.
The lady suggested we look for the cleaner.
- Wait! - Maybe she found them.
And we're now looking for the cleaning lady.
She's coming back!
- Who? - Wait here!
Listen, what's wrong with this guy?
He's a bit…
What?
What are you doing here?
We didn't mean to!
I grabbed a book by the spine and the door opened.
I will ask you to leave!
Better.
- But have you seen some keys on a chain? - No!
Thank you.
Thank you and we apologize.
The cleaner is at the grocery store. She'll be back in 12 minutes.
- Goodbye. - Thank you. Goodbye.
You think he registered her for voting?
Let's wait for the woman downstairs.
- Didn't some witches live here? - They still do.
Let's try them, too. They seem to know their shit.
I'm not paying, that's all I'm saying.
Right. You will.
They're not home.
- Yes? - Hello, ma'am.
What did you lose?
How did you know?
Eh, how did I know? Come in.
- Hello. - Hello, ma'am.
So, boys, what did you lose this time?
An USB stick.
A what?
An USB stick.
Oh, a stick…
No.
An USB stick.
Venezuela, bring the cards!
Here.
How much this whole thing will cost us?
It depends. Want good news or bad?
Good news, of course!
Good news is more expensive!
I was sure.
How expensive?
It depends on how good you want it to be.
- We've been so unlucky so far… - As good as they get!
130 lei, just 'cause I know you.
What can we do?
Give me that 50 bill.
That 50 bill is mine.
We said we're splitting the win equally.
- So what do you want now? - Give it back.
Here.
So. I have 50, you spot the rest.
Why, man? Dinel never pays!
I don't have any. Dinel pumped the gas.
Dinel doesn't have any.
It's not enough.
I'm out!
You're stripping me!
You took everything.
Venezuela!
I'll charge you interest next time!
Collect the money.
We need the change, 20 lei.
I don't have change.
Don't you have Revolut?
Have what?
Revolut, PayPal, CashApp.
We also take crypto.
We have crypto!
Not anymore...
We'll pay cash.
Can't you hear she has no change?
We'll do something for the change.
A spell to chase the bad luck away.
Can you tell me how my wife is? Is she ok?
Is she still alive?
Yes, she's working in England.
I haven't seen her in a long time and I miss her a lot.
You'll see her... in a month.
- In one month? - Right, should we start?
Yes.
Can you see the stick in there?
Yes, see? You're very close to it.
You mean we'll find it?
Of course you'll find it.
When? Today?
Yes, today.
And will we be rich?
That's a tough one.
Yes, you will be rich... but in squalor.
What?
You know what they say...
Richness comes from squalor.
What do you mean?
I don't know. That's all I see.
Come on.
- I didn't understand a thing. - Me neither.
No one did. Let's go!
Good day, ma'am!
Farewell!
"Richness comes from squalor"? I don't get it.
Forget it!
They're all crypto and apps, but don't have 20 lei change!
Yeah, but I don't understand!
We'll see.
Here she is!
Hello, ma'am!
Hello!
I have a question...
- Have you seen some keys? - See what?
Some keys on a chain.
See them where?
I don't know, in the door, on the floor...
On the floor? Why would they be on the floor?
The floor is for trash!
- Maybe... - The floor is just for trash.
Do you leave your stuff on the floor?
No, but maybe they fell...
You all throw trash on the floor!
It's ok, the cleaning lady will pick it up.
Why throw it in the bin, if it cleans itself?
We didn't throw anything on the floor!
Mrs. Moroșanu left her rent under the mat.
Then she asked where's the money, so i told her:
What's on the floor is trash, even under the mat!
Did you throw the keys in the trash?
Young man, can you hear me?
If it's on the floor, it ends up in the trash!
Trash is on the floor!
Give her something...
- What? - Some money.
Why me and not you?
- I don't have any. - Come on.
Give her 10 lei.
It's my last money! I swear!
C'mon, man!
Don't touch it, it's trash!
Ma'am. I just want you to tell us where those keys are.
Don't you speak Romanian?
If you want to find something off the floor,
you go to the garbage bin!
Yes! "Richness comes from squalor!"
The garbage truck!
It's gone, huh?
Let's go after it!
Where to?
The dump!
Which dump?
- The garbage dump. - That's outside town!
I don't have a car insurance or a valid inspection!
We got it. Don't worry.
Come on, maybe we can catch up the truck.
I ride shotgun.
- I was here first! - I called it!
- Next time run faster! - You always sit in front!
I call it for next time!
Dinel, you're my witness, ok?
Can you drive any slower than this?
Do you want the cops to stop me?
Who's gonna stop you?
There's no one.
You drive your own car however you want.
Until then…
You really don't want us to find that USB drive.
Of course I do!
Then hit it!
Leave him be, he's saving on fuel.
Where's the rush?
It'll be fine, even the witches said so.
Spare me with those witches!
Please, drive faster!
Sile…
I don't want to be pulled over.
I have no insurance, inspection, or vignette.
What are you doing, man?
Are you nuts?
- What's wrong with you? - Are you nuts?
Sile, do you wanna kill us?
I have to find that memory stick at all costs!
There is no such thing as 'at all costs!'
Do you want to kill us for a… For a stick?
A stick worth 6 million Euros.
It's just money, Sile.
Do you want to risk your life for money?
Not just for money.
But what?
What's wrong?
What is it?
It's about Mirela and her son.
I promised I'd get money and get them out of there.
Mirela the prostitute?
Watch your mouth!
Mirela's no prostitute, ok?
What do you mean?
Weren't you her pimp?
A pimp? Me?
Why'd you go to jail, then?
None of your business!
You went to jail to cover for Mirela?
You pretended to be a pimp to save her ass?
I'm sorry... We thought...
It doesn't matter now.
Now we have to reach that dump before the garbage truck.
Yes, but... What if we don't find the keys there?
We can't know for sure…
Then.. That's it.
It's my only chance anyway.
It's ok. If we don't find the keys...
I'll email those guys in Nigeria and…
- Get real! - Don't write to Nigeria!
They'll steal your data and identity.
Wanna end up in Al-Qaeda?
Is that a police car?
Don't stop!
If they pull us over, don't stop!
Hello.
Agent Ilie Puică, please show me your papers.
- Excuse me? - Your papers.
Here…
He was speeding…
Why did you stop me?
Because you were driving very slowly.
Look here!
I haven't seen this model of Dacia in a long time!
What year was it made?
Excuse me?
When was the car made?
1970.
Nice!
Wait.
He will fine me big time!
We split it by three.
What?
If he sees the inspection date…
He won't.
They'll take my registration, take my car away!
He even has a gun.
What color is the car?
Are you nuts? It's black!
No, man. In the papers.
Have you had alcohol?
- Just a beer. - Not you. Him.
No! I quit.
You sure? Should I take out the breathalyzer?
I'm sure, I'm telling you…
Have you ingested substances?
What? What substances?
Drugs.
I'm a God fearing man, I don't do that.
Can you show me what's in the trunk?
Yes.
A suitcase, a box, a bag…
Medical kit, vest, triangle?
I have them. Look!
Don't keep the vest in here.
Keep it inside, to put it on when you get out.
I will.
Yes?
- Would you open this? - Sure.
There's another one here.
Come on, man, faster!
Could you please wait in the car?
Yes.
Look there!
What does this guy want?
I think he's checking the engine serial.
You changed the engine serial?
What year did you say this was?
1970.
- You sure? - I'm telling you…
See? Dacias made before 1983 have 73mm pistons.
The ones made later have 76mm pistons!
Here. Drive safely.
Also, your inspection expired. Please take care of that.
And there's a radar in the next village.
- Thank you! - Not a problem for them.
Man, I was so nervous…
Hit it, Dinel!
Hit it, man!
They don't make them like this anymore!
Look at her go!
She's a beauty, isn't she?
Hold on, man!
Hi. Are you in charge here?
Yeah. What's up?
We have a situation.
- Salutations! - Cheers. What situation?
We lost something very important in the trash.
- Can we look around a bit? - What did you lose?
- An USB. - Keys.
- A stick. - Some keys.
And a keychain.
A keychain and some keys.
All this trouble for some keys?
They're very important and we don't have spares.
So is the keychain and we don't have a spare.
What the hell, is it made of gold?
It's emotionally valuable for us.
I won it in a promotion.
So you thought it's out here, at the dump?
We can try, maybe we'll find it.
Get over here!
Come on!
How do I know you're not doing something illegal?
- What could we do? - Steal.
Trash?
Forget the trash! There's so much in here!
Over time, I found stereos, monitors, mobile phones...
Contracts... People came here begging for their papers!
Lots of valuable stuff here, if you have time to look.
Don't get angry! We're not here to steal.
Watch us. We'll only take what's ours.
If you think you can find it, go look!
Thank you!
But you need some skill to find a keychain there…
What do we have to lose unless we try?
Just your respect and pride.
In terms of baked goods, for bread, sweet bread or whatever
all the recipes I got from a bakery in Otopeni.
I had a cousin who I kept going there.
I got my recipes from there and learned to make bread.
The first time I made sourdough bread believe it or not
It was heaven on earth
I kid you not! I make it fluffy.
The secret is to cover the dough with a towel
and leave it in the heat for the day.
You usually leave it for an hour or two...
If you wanna make good bread, you have to leave it!
But the best things I cook are the quiches!
I'll make you some quiches with a French recipe...
I make spinach quiches like you've never eaten!
The secret to spinach? You have to boil it twice, but not more!
You boil it twice, that's it.
You also add some garlic.
Tonight, I can make you some hand pies if you want.
C'mon, man, it's gonna rain!
Forget the keychain and keys!
I'll get you a new keychain!
Tell me, do you want me to?
Look!
It's gold!
See? What'd I tell you?
You can find valuable things in the trash.
If you are happy with less, you can live on what you find here.
Can I keep it?
Sure, you worked a lot! It's a shame to leave empty handed.
Please, please, let me have it.
You have no use for it anyway.
Ok, have it!
You can find everything in the trash.
All sorts. But you know what you won't find?
That sentimental keychain.
'cause this is no place for sentimentality
Dinel, move over!
You were so right about that e-wallet!
It would've saved us all this nerve-wracking.
Put in the password.
What password?
The password you set.
My password is "password".
- No! - You set a different one, remember?
I told you to put in Gina's maiden name and the date you were married.
I don't remember,
What do you mean?
I was emotional…
I thought I'd won the raffle and I forgot.
Are you kidding? Tell us the password.
Dinel!
Tell us Gina's maiden name, come on!
Curcuță.
What are you doing?
When did you get married?
May 23, 2007.
23… What month is May?
The fifth.
23 05 07
That's not it.
Put in "password" like I said.
A password.
It's not it either.
Dinel, please remember the password you set!
Try 'password too.'
'Too' or 'Two?'
Too or two…
Try them both.
Hold on!
If it's not it, it'll block it.
You'll never get your coins back again.
How could that be?
You won't.
You get three attempts.
Then it's blocked forever.
That's how the system is made.
So you can't break it.
You mean we have one last attempt?
That's right.
Dinel…
Come on… Focus!
Look at me!
Now you're focusing, you're thinking real hard...
And you remember the password, ok?
I think I put in 'password two.'
You think.
- You said, 'I think.' - Yes, I think.
Are you sure?
I'm 50% sure.
And the other 50%?
I'm not sure of the other 50%.
But... I put in 'password two,' 'cause it's easier to remember.
Did you write 'two', 'too' or '2'?
I remember asking you to also put in digits.
Yes.
Did you put in digits?
50% I did.
And the other 50%?
- I didn't. - You didn't.
We'll flip a coin.
How could we flip a coin, man? How?
There's nothing we can do.
Let's wait. Maybe he'll come around and remember.
100% he won't remember.
My throat's dry.
I don't know, man, type in whatever you want, I can't watch.
My goodness!
I'll do it.
Oh, my medication!
Sile, wait!
Tell me.
So…
If we type in the wrong password, we lose all the money.
Yes. All of it.
What if we don't type any password?
What do you mean?
If we don't type in any password, we'll stay millionaires.
We won't have the cash, but we'll have the money on the stick.
We'll be stick millionaires.
At least we won't be sad we lost everything.
Who knows? Maybe one day...
Someone will invent a way
of taking the money off the stick without the password.
Invent what?
Like the fingerprint on your phone.
Tie him to the fridge.
Tell us the big news, Dinel!
Let's wait for Sile.
What, you won the lottery again?
Yeah right!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
You drinkin' alcohol again?
I thought your doctor won't allow it.
I'm fine now.
What was wrong?
No idea. I think that dumb medicine was making me sick.
What was it?
Horse medicine.
See, if you listen to vets?
Do you realize Big Pharma has also got into vet medicine?
You hit him in the chin and knock him out!
Toast with the guys like I taught you.
How are you, Matei?
Should I bring you anything?
- Want a beer? - Yes.
Two beers and water.
That's a nice chain.
- I said, nice chain. - Like it?
- Where from? - It was a present.
That's so romantic.
Gold.
What store is it from?
It looks good on you!
Cut it out, man!
Tell us why you called us here.
I have big news.
You remembered the password.
No…
You don't know, but Gina and I had some problems…
Nevermind.
We're having a baby.
Congrats!
Congrats, Dinel!
I'm happy for you!
When did it happen?
Just now. I talked to her on the phone today.
She's coming next week.
No, how far along is she?
The third, or something?
When was she last home?
For Christmas.
And you didn't go see her?
I couldn't, I was busy.
- The third month? - Yes.
And we are now in September.
Yes.
Dinel, if she's…
Let the man be happy! Congrats!
I'm so happy for you!
May God grant you a child like you, cute and smart!
So help you, God! Thank you very much.
Stop butting in! Let the man be happy!
Let's have this beer for this news!
May he live long!
If you're happy...
Lord help us!
Speaking of kids.
This one is starting school and I have to buy him a PC.
Buy him a PC.
Couldn't I get one of the mining ones?
- Sure, no one needs them. - You sure?
I think they are still at the plant. Still mining...
I'll handle it, thanks!
Welcome.
Matei, come here!
Sile, be careful, they consume a lot of power!
None of your business!
Where's the white ball, Dinel?
MEANWHILE, IN NIGERIA
Another one who didn't answer to get his prize.
What's wrong with them? Don't they like money?
I don't get it. Cross him off, then.
So Dinel Petre hasn't won either. We need to run a new draw.