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Okay, interview commencing at 10:03 a.m.
Please state your name
- for the record. - Wait, hang on.
Hang on.
How's my hair?
Your name.
Ruby Allen.
Ruby, do you understand
that you are being recorded and anything
you say can be used as evidence?
I do now.
Now remember,
I'll be talking toall your friends.
So if your stories don't match up, we'll have a big problem.
I know.
Well,
let's begin.
Please tell me a bit about your relationship.
My relationship with who?
Look, let's not play games, Ruby.
You know who I'm talking about.
So tell me a bit about how you guys met.
Okay.
♪ 24/7 got you on my mind
♪ Think about you all the time
♪ My body wants you night and day ♪
♪ But my head is screaming go away ♪
It was about a month ago.
I had just finished work
and was rushing to meet Angus for a special date
- I had planned. - Wait.
Who is Angus?
And what does he have to do with anything?
God, I'm getting there!
Do you wanna hear the story or not?
Fine.
Continue.
My boyfriend, Angus, was taking me out to dinner.
Now that I think about it, it was a bit strange
'cause I hadn't heard from him all day.
But I just thought
that was all part of his big surprise for me.
Big surprise?
Angus.
I will marry you.
Yes.
This is so unexpected.
Yes!
No, too loud.
Yes I will.
Yes, I will.
It was our three-year anniversary
and I thought he was gonna propose, okay?
You're ready.
We're ready.
♪ Tick tock tick tock
Hi.
Sorry, miss.
I'm afraid if we don't start soon,
we'll have to cancel your appointment.
Would you like to get started
and your man can join you when he arrives?
Uh...
Yeah, I guess so.
Good. Breathe in.
And let it out.
Again.
Ruby.
Angus?
Oh.
So sorry I'm late.
I, um...
Happy anniversary.
What's that?
Happy anniversary.
Oh, of course.
Uh, thank you.
You really outdid yourself with all this.
I know.
Amazing, right?
Join me.
Actually, I really need to talk to you about something.
Are you gonna ask me like this?
At least Let me get dressed.
Ask you?
Actually, it's a bit cute. Go on then.
- No, Ruby, I don't- - It's okay.
- Just ask me. - No, Ruby,
I don't think you know what's happening right now.
Oh, I know.
I don't think you do.
Ah, trust me, I know.
So you know that I'm breaking up with you then?
Come on.
No, really, Ruby.
Angus, stop this. It's not funny.
I'm not being funny.
Not intentionally.
Right.
I don't want to be with you anymore.
No, don't say that!
Look, you're really great, and you've done nothing wrong.
And honestly, it's not even so much you as it is-
You better not be about to say
the it's not you, it's me line.
I'm just saying.
But I love you.
Tsk.
I know you do.
I'll stop by for my retainer.
Enjoy.
That completes your treatment for today.
Please take all the time you need.
Relax.
Hello?
Ruby, are you here?
No.
Hello?
Rubes!
No!
Oh.
I've brought,
oh, I cannot see shit in here.
Hey!
Rubes, I brought some supplies, hmm?
I brought you some tea, and I also got you some coffee.
I don't want coffee.
Would you please take this hood off so I can see
- your beautiful face? - No!
Oh my God!
I'm fine.
Don't touch me.
Do you want to talk about it?
No.
How about a shower, hmm?
Nice and clean, hmm?
I said I'm fine.
Denial stage.
Got it.
Okay.
Alright, well, you know, if not a shower,
spray some air freshener in here, yeah?
Don't be afraid to use the whole can,
just all over the place.
I'll go then.
Really?
Ruby?
I'm in the bedroom!
Oh.
I made your favorite muffins.
Ooh.
Hmm.
Yes.
Hey, Rubes.
What you doing?
I'm clearing my apartment of everything Angus.
Good, yeah.
Alright.
A fire?
Did you maybe just wanna throw this stuff out
instead of like burning it inside?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
See, burning is better.
That way, his bad juju is gone for good.
Yes, good, right.
It's just...
it's pretty dangerous having a fire in your bedroom.
It's fine.
It's only a little fire.
Wait, what happens if you get back together?
What?
Oh, I just mean if you ever got back together,
you would want some of this stuff, wouldn't you?
Oh my God!
Oh my God, what have I done?
No, no, no, no.
Don't, don't touch it, don't, don't.
Back, back, back, back. Wait, wait.
Angus!
He's on fire!
Don't take it away!
We can save him!
No!
Oh God.
What have I done?
Oh.
I'm a mess.
Yeah, I know.
Hi!
Good news, she's up and about.
Bad news, there was an actual fire in her bedroom.
I've got this ...
Ah, okay.
Open the door, Ruby.
I'll kick it down if you don't open this door.
Ruby!
Nina.
- So good to see you. - Ruby, what are you wearing?
What? It's my Ravenclaw robe.
You're not even Ravenclaw.
Okay, I haven't done laundry in a while.
Oh my God. Alright.
Come on in.
I brought wine.
Just what I needed.
You're not still burning stuff then?
No.
You heard about that, did you?
Of course I did.
Well, you'll be happy to know I stopped.
- Good. - Hmm.
You didn't set the fire alarm off?
No, caught it just in time.
Oh my God.
It wasn't my finest moment.
You'll be okay.
Ah!
Oh my god.
Oh, alright.
Alright, let's go.
- Hit me again. - I got you.
- Thank you. - Okay.
To, uh...
Damn, Ruby.
Maybe take it easy.
Ah!
No.
I don't need to.
You know why?
- Why? - 'Cause I am better.
- Really? - Honestly.
I'm totally over
it.
Really?
- You're totally over- - Ha ha ha ah, stop.
What?
Just don't say his name.
Whose name?
He who shall not be named.
The guy that, that you spent three years with?
Yeah.
That didn't propose?
Nina, don't.
After all that time.
Do you wanna say it?
Should I say it?
Angus?
Why?
Why did you have to say his name?
I don't want to think about him anymore!
Your life is not over, alright?
I know it sucks and he's an absolute dick for dumping you,
but you will be okay!
But I love him.
You are awesome on your own.
And you will get through this.
He's blocked me on the 'Gram,
and he's removed me from our Spotify account!
I mean, you...
Wow.
Sorry, I was in flow.
Spotify, babe.
Taking you off Spotify is brutal, alright?
I'm not gonna hit you again.
You're gonna be okay.
You're gonna be fine, babe.
Yeah.
Ruby?
Hmm?
When's the last time you showered?
I don't know.
Oh, you smelled so bad.
What do you even say in an intervention?
You tell Ruby how her behavior is affecting you.
Yeah, like, "Ruby, you're annoying me
and I want you to get your shit together
so you stop annoying me."
No, not quite.
More like, "Ruby, you being sad makes me feel sad,
and that's why I don't want you to be sad anymore."
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
And yours is so much better?
Yes.
I can hear you, you know!
♪ Your words are deceiving
Hi.
♪ That's promising meaning
♪ And I don't deserve to be feeling this way ♪
Hmm.
What are you doing?
Nothing, just checking.
Checking for what?
Oh, you know, smells, fires, drugs,
anything out of the ordinary.
Oh, well, don't go into the bedroom.
I haven't taken down the shrine yet.
I'm kidding!
Come on.
Okay.
Seriously, I'm fine.
I mean I, you know, it definitely hit me pretty hard,
but I'm over Angus.
In fact, I'm done with guys completely.
Really? Switching teams?
- Yes! - Hmm,
switching to no team.
Hang on.
So you're telling me that you, Ruby,
the girl who's been planning her wedding
for the last 10 years and has never been without a boyfriend
for more than a month, is now swearing off men.
That's correct.
Ah!
- I don't believe you. - You don't have to.
- Good, 'cause I don't. - Good.
- Great! - Fine.
Glorious!
Anyway, what are we doing tonight?
Clubbing, dancing, I'm literally down for anything.
I could dance.
- Yes. - No.
You've only been a functioning human for like five minutes.
We're not going out.
- Come on! - No, no.
- Soph! - Now, I
am celebrating.
- Yes. - Because I am free.
- Yes. - We are going to party.
Yass!
A night with the galdems, them galdems!
I could ask my brother
if he has a table at his restaurant.
Really, dinner?
Boring.
I'm kinda keen to go out, Soph.
Yeah.
Yeah, we can go out after.
Yes, dinner first.
We'll ease Rubes back into society slowly.
Yeah, not to mention
Gav is one of the top chefs in the city,
so it's impossible to get a table there.
We get it, Soph.
Stop bragging.
- I wasn't. - 10 shut-ups.
- Oh, yeah, shut up now. - No!
- Go. - In the corner.
Fine!
- Alright, so we'll do dinner. - Yes.
But then party after, please!
Yes!
Come on, Emma.
You know you wanna dance with us.
You know you want to dance with us.
♪ You know you wanna dance with us ♪
Okay, fine, fine, fine.
We'll go party, Celibate Sally.
Wait, but I'm not going out like this.
I could go out like this.
Yeah, me too.
No.
Oh, no.
You do look like the sky.
- What? - Is that a cloud shirt?
It's my happy shirt.
Hmm.
Okay, okay, fine, I'll change.
But just promise me that tonight's gonna be epic
- because I need this. - Yes.
That sounds dangerous.
- Yeah. - Okay, cheers to that?
- Cheers to that! - Cheers.
Whoo!
♪ You know you wanna dance with us ♪
♪ We only make boss moves
♪ New whip, ride that
♪ Going to the ties, burn up
♪ Looking at the sky nine to five ♪
♪ Yeah, I got the glow in the dark ♪
♪ Penthouse
Why don't you guys go ahead?
I'll come in a second.
Okay.
Oh, how's my super boy doing?
Oh, I know, it's quite inconvenient,
but I'll be back later for some fun, yeah?
Oh, you didn't.
You brought the costumes?
Oh, you're a creative boy, aren't you?
Okay, I'll see you later for a little bit of.
Oh, you fucking prick!
I mean, um, I'll call you back later.
Bye.
Hi, Gav!
Hey, Emma.
Nice to see you.
The place looks amazing, Gav.
Thanks.
We're booked out for months.
And Ruby, I know it's been tough for you lately,
so I hope you really enjoy yourself tonight.
Oh.
So Sophie told you what happened then.
Yeah, she told me everything.
In detail.
I've been there before though,
and I want you to know you will get through this.
Thanks, Gav, but I'm through it so-
Remember.
Sometimes not getting what you want
is a wonderful stroke of luck.
His Holiness taught me that.
Well, thanks, Gav.
How about a few drinks?
Ladies, this is Sven.
He's our top waiter,
and he will be looking after you tonight.
Anything you need, just ask.
- Sophie! - I'm sorry.
- I'm so sorry. - Loose Lips Soph strikes again.
What secrets of mine have you spilled?
Sounds like Gav went through some shit.
Oh yeah. You thought Rubes was having a breakdown?
Gavin's was way worse.
You think that I was having a breakdown?
- Oh yeah. - Yes.
- Absolutely. - Okay!
First of all, welcome.
I'm your waiter, Sven.
Anything you need tonight, just call out.
Good?
Good.
Now the chef has set a menu for you tonight
so there is no need for you to order.
I will be bringing out your entree shortly,
but I think we are a little bit thirstier.
Yes.
It's like you read my mind, Sven.
Would you like something in particular?
Or would you like me to surprise you?
I think a surprise is always good.
As long as there's a surprising amount of alcohol in each drink.
Oh, so naughty.
I will be back in a moment.
By the way, I love this, love this, love this, love this.
Ah! Let's go.
So naughty.
Naughty Nina.
- Don't. - That's a great naughty.
- Naughty Nina. - Perfect!
No, I'm still mad at you.
I'm sorry.
Did I tell you I went shopping with my sister
for bridesmaid dresses?
No.
How did that go? Anything good?
Ugh, all hideous.
I swear, she's only doing it on purpose
just so all the attention's on her.
Well, she is the bride.
Oh, don't worry.
She's making sure everyone knows that.
Such a bridezilla.
God, this place is busy.
Gavin must be making bank.
- No! - Oh my God.
What's wrong?
I
need to go
to the bathroom.
- Soph. - Ah.
Can you come with me, please?
Alright?
Great.
You should keep talking.
This way.
- God. - Oh my God.
- Hello. - Oh my God.
Morning.
What was that about?
Needs a hand to hold while she pushes?
I don't know.
Ow.
Are you alright? You seem like you're somewhere else tonight.
- Whoa. - Did you see who just came in?
In the toilet?
No, not the toilet! The restaurant.
- Who? - Angus.
No way.
- Are you joking? - And he's with a girl too.
- Bastard! - Shit!
Are you sure it was him? It didn't just look like him?
For God's sake, it's barely been a month.
I still remember what he looks like.
He's sitting near the front, just him and some girl.
Oh, we have to tell Ruby.
Are you taking a piss?
Don't be a muppet!
Sorry.
Enjoy your evening.
Sorry.
A week ago, we couldn't even mention his name
without her losing her mind.
Now you want me to tell her
that he's sitting in the same restaurant with another girl?
- She says she's fine now. - And you believe her?
Good point. What do we do?
I don't know.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Can you get your brother to move him on?
I don't think he can do that.
Oh, that's a shame.
I suppose I could ask him.
Brilliant.
You get him the hell out of here
and I'll distract Ruby.
- Wait! - What?
I need to pee.
- God, hurry up. - It's this new diet I'm on.
You know you have to drink four liters of water a day.
- Sophie! - Sorry.
Oh my God, no.
Not gonna do it?
That's not happening.
Where's Soph?
Oh, she's just, she's just gone to chat to Gav.
Oh, well, you are just in time for the drinks.
What have you got for us, Sven?
This is my signature drink, ladies, the Salty Miami.
Its main ingredient, tequila.
Ooh, Emma's arch nemesis.
What do you mean?
Loose.
What, no!
I can handle it.
It's Nina that can't handle it.
I can handle it better than you.
Ooh! So feisty, I love it.
Have a taste and see what you think.
Hmm, hello, beautiful.
Mmm.
- On the house, right, Sven? - Yeah, yeah.
It's Gavin's treat.
- Keep these coming then. - Oh!
You.
Sorry.
Oh!
All good, Soph?
Yeah, why wouldn't it be?
We should have our food in a minute.
You should taste one of these drinks.
Sven is a genius.
Really good.
Mmm.
Did you talk to your brother about that thing?
Not exactly.
What do you mean?
I mean,
not
at all.
What are you two on about?
Oh.
- Um- - Nothing.
- She- - I said I was-
- And then she was like- - Ya, Sven is back, ladies!
Ah!
- How's the drinks? - Oh, beautiful Sven,
- just like your service. - Sophie.
I can see why Gavin says you're the best.
Oh, you are too kind.
Okay!
So these are entrees to share.
We have the dry-fried lamb ribs.
Oh ya, like the hot desert.
The spicy stir-fried prawns and scallops,
like the Aquaman, nice and wet.
And then we finally have the Parmesan-crumbed
chicken cutlets with that olive salsa.
Oh, fuck me!
Is something the matter?
Is everything okay, Nina?
You're not a vegan, are you?
No, no.
I, I just, I...
I can't eat Parmesan!
And I love chicken!
- Yes! - So fuck me!
Okay.
Why don't I see if I can get some cutlets
without the Parmesan, yeah?
Thank you. You're a legend.
Okay.
What the shit is going on with you three, hmm?
- Emma? - Emma.
Emma.
Betrayal.
You are dead to me.
Emma?
Ruby.
What's going on?
Okay, um...
I need you to promise me you're not going to freak out.
Okay.
Angus is here.
It's not a big deal.
You're right. It's fine.
Phew!
- Wow. - It's fine.
I mean, he's probably just here with some friends.
- With friends. - Oh, friends.
- Yeah, of course. - Yeah.
And I just want this night to be about us.
- All about us, yes. - Yeah.
I can't believe you were so worried about it.
He's with a girl.
Why?
I'm gonna kill him!
No, Ruby, don't go over there!
I'm gonna film it.
Oh God, we're in my brother's restaurant.
Oh, shit. Ruby, hi, what are you doing here?
What the actual-
Ruby, this is Elisha. Elisha is-
Elisha! I'm Ruby, Angus's ex-girlfriend.
He dumped me, ooh, let's see, only three weeks ago.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Ruby, before you go on, I should-
Oh, you're sorry to hear that, are you?
What was it, Eliza?
It's Elisha.
Ruby, you don't know what's going on-
Fuck you, Angus!
You know what?
You can have him,
because if you wanna be with a douche bag
who will dump you on your anniversary
while you lay naked on a massage table, go right ahead!
But you wouldn't care about that, would you?
'Cause you're just a big, filthy, stinking whore!
Yeah.
Ruby.
Ruby, Elisha's my new manager.
We're out celebrating me going to work for her.
Oh, new manager. Alright, who's this guy?
That's correct.
Remember when I said I went for that job a while back?
I got it.
So yeah...
Oh, Elisha, it's so nice to meet you.
I...
No? Oh look, your food's here.
I'll take that, thank you. Oh, yummy.
Look at this. That looks, do you mind, is that chicken? Alright.
Mmm.
Mmm!
Oh my God.
Wait until you try this.
Oh, it's so yummy.
Mmm, what do they put in this sauce?
Anyway, so you're the new manager.
That is so great!
Congratulations! Wow!
- Stop it, stop it. - You know what?
He's a great worker, very. He's always at work.
He was never really around for me, that's for sure.
- But that's alright. - Okay, you.
- Okay! - Time to go.
Ladies, if you don't mind,
I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.
Any chance we can get our food to go?
No.
Come on, Nina,
before my brother murders me.
I'm so sorry. She drinks heavily, you know.
Sad, really.
Okay!
This is why we eat before we drink, yeah?
Hang on a second.
So he wasn't cheating on you with that girl?
No, he was not.
And you called her a whore
in front of the entire restaurant.
- That's what I said. - You didn't think to ask if they were on a date?
No, I didn't. I was a bit upset, if that's okay with you.
This is great.
I can't wait to tell the boys this.
Anyway, I left the restaurant
and I was maybe a tiny bit upset.
Oh my God, I am such an idiot!
Ah!
Oh God!
I think I just broke my hand.
Yeah, we really heard that.
- Shit! - Let me just have a look.
What was I thinking?
- I don't know. - You guys doing good?
- You didn't break anything. - Oh thank you Dr. Nina!
Hey!
- Breathe, breathe. - You alright?
Yeah, we're fine.
We're good, we're good.
We heard some yelling
and wanted to make sure you're all okay.
We're good, thank you so much.
Hey, mate, is your hand alright?
Yes, Crocodile Dundee, I'm fine!
I don't need your help, so just leave me alone!
- Hey, okay, alright. - Ruby!
I'm sorry if we have upset you.
You didn't upset me, Mario Kart.
And now, you're actually starting to annoy me.
Oh Mario.
I'm so sorry for my friend, unless...
Is your name Mario?
Francesco.
Mario is Italian, and I'm Spanish.
Oh, Francesco.
- Your hand looks fine. - What a lovely name.
- Your name. - Oh!
I'm Sophie.
Sophie.
Your name means wisdom.
Smart
and beautiful.
Francesco, thank you so much
for checking in on us.
It was really very nice of you.
It was Andy here who heard your friend screaming.
It sounded like a fox being butchered.
It must have been a mugging.
- Yep, obviously not a mugging. - That is so rude.
Sorry for interrupting, ladies.
- You're all clearly fine. - It's okay.
I'm not sure I'd call her fine but, uh-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Alright, let's get outta here.
Bye.
We're going to Muto's Nightclub.
Come find me.
Bye-bye.
Alright, mate, calm down.
Did you see her?
Take it easy.
I think I'm in love.
Sophie.
- Huh? - Remember us?
- Oh yeah. - Do you want a mirror?
I...
- Hi. - We have a situation
- unfolding. - Sorry.
So let's go home because I think-
- What? - No, no, no, no, no!
Sophie, Sophie, Sophie. Sophie, hey.
What do you want to do?
Hmm?
Yeah, I could come out.
Oh, I bet you could.
Do you wanna check out that Muto place?
Well, if you guys really want to.
- Yes. - Well,
if you guys really want to.
- What? What? - Come on.
Oh God. You know, you're mental, but losing it at Angus
has got be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
- No, don't. - Oh my God!
So funny.
Straight to TikTok.
Nina!
- Delete that. - So good.
Never.
So we are going to that Muto's place then?
Yes-a, Sophie.
We can-a go see Francesco.
He's not Italian, Ruby.
Oh, Sophie, calm down.
We're just joking around.
But he was a hot paella, ah.
Yeah!
♪ Hey yeah
♪ My boyfriend wants to talk
Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.
♪ My boyfriend talks too much
♪ Hey yeah
♪ Aha
♪ Hey yeah
♪ What are you talking about
♪ He's just a repeat of what I had before ♪
♪ He's just a repeat
♪ It's a simple fact
♪ Repeat of what I had before
♪ He's just a repeat
♪ Aha
Thank God!
I am so hungry.
Why am I so hungry?
We got kicked out of my brother's restaurant
before eating, that's why.
That's right.
And I really wanted to eat that food.
I'll never be able to afford to go for real.
Was he mad?
Well, he's definitely not happy with me.
He left me a voicemail.
What did it say?
Let's find out together, shall we?
- Oh! - Gav.
Oh, well.
What the fuck was that about tonight?
I try and do something nice for you and your friends
and Ruby decides she's gonna do a Denzel from Training Day
in the middle of my fucking restaurant!
I just,
I don't know what to say, but I'm def telling mom.
Oh.
Such a dickhead.
- I'm so sorry. - Oh, don't worry about it.
He's just being a baby.
Nina.
- How are you? - Steph, hey!
How are you?
You look great.
Oh, thanks. You too.
- It's been too long. - Yeah.
Everyone, this is Steph.
Steph, this is Emma, Ruby, and Sophie.
Hi.
Hi, nice to meet you all.
I'm just gonna bring the rest of your food to the table.
I'll come with you.
Yeah.
Well.
Well, well, well, well, well.
So Nina's new squeeze?
I suspected she was seeing someone new.
No, I think it's an ex.
Yeah, well, could be a friend.
She's allowed to have friends apart from us.
She is?
Friends?
No. The hug, the kiss, more than friends.
Do you have friends outside of this group?
Oh, Sophie, relax.
Ruby, do you?
No, Soph, I don't, okay?
Just relax.
Are they like good friends?
Do you do girls' nights like this with them?
- I... - Ruby, do you?
Do you what?
- Who's the girl? - We had a thing a while back.
- She's cool. - I knew it!
Ruby, you haven't answered me.
What happened?
You two look pretty into each other.
Well, I met someone else.
Do tell.
I haven't said anything
'cause I've actually never felt like this before.
And it's getting pretty serious.
What?
It's getting serious and we haven't met her yet?
- Why? - She might come and meet us later tonight, okay?
That's so exciting, Nina.
Emma.
Yeah?
Oh.
Oh, Nina, so exciting!
I can't wait to meet her.
Sophie, you gonna say anything or-
She's just peaking out because we all have friends
outside of this group and she does not.
I knew it!
Why? Why do you need friends outside this group?
I mean, what's the point of them?
Are they backup friends?
I really think you need to let this one go, yeah?
Yeah. You know what you need to do, Sophie?
You just need to like with Francesco tonight.
- Do you know what I mean? - Yeah, you know what?
That might help you chill.
I am chill!
So chill.
Oh.
- Fuck, not again! - Put it on speaker.
No, I don't want to.
- Do it! - Go on.
- Put it on speaker. - Do it.
- There's no shame here. - Share with your friends.
Hey, dickhead!
I just got some great news.
This guy just came and introduced himself to me
after Ruby's rampage.
He's a famous food blogger from Europe
with 12 million followers on Instagram.
12 million!
God, I hate you!
I'm sorry.
- I hate you too, Gavin! - Fucker.
12 million.
- You're gonna be famous. - Infamous.
- Yeah, that's the bad one. - Yeah.
Delete that video.
Oh, good.
What?
Waiting in line, groundbreaking.
Well, it shouldn't take too long.
You don't have a say. You're not thinking clearly.
I am so.
Oh, she's thinking clearly, just not with her brain.
- Yeah, Francesco! - Oh my God, shut up!
Yeah, that's so good, wow!
No, no, no.
Turn back around.
I mean it.
Thank you.
Taking this no dude thing seriously.
- Hmm. - Yes I am.
Soph, that's Enrique.
Iglesias?
Stop fanny farting and go get us in.
Oh, he must work here.
Should I go say hi?
- Yes. - That's what Emma literally just said.
Only if you stop taking the mickey out of his name.
What's wrong with Enrique Iglesias?
So rude.
What are you...
♪ I can be your hero, baby
♪ Hmm
♪ I can kiss away the pain
♪ Aaah
♪ I will stand by you forever
♪ Aaah
♪ You can take my breath away
Idiots!
His name is Francesco.
Now,
do I look alright?
You look stunning.
Now hurry up, I'm freezing!
Hurry up!
- Go! - Go, move.
Go, go, go!
Go, get him.
She's gonna be coming in.
It's gonna be hot.
Oh, my heart.
I came!
Sophie.
You are here.
Is that alright?
You said where you were going,
so I thought you wanted us to come.
Of course.
Come on in.
Come out of the cold.
Oh, I'm here with my friends.
Can they come in too?
My friend Ruby has calmed down now, I promise.
Of course, of course.
Andy will be very happy.
I'll be sure she behaves herself.
Perfect.
Bye.
Yipee, whoop!
I got us in!
- Yes! - Yeah!
Finally putting this to good use.
- Good work, Soph. - Oh, heads up, that Andy guy is here too.
So? I'm done with guys.
Even smoking hot Aussies?
- Yeah. - Pfft.
Next joke.
Francesco, these are my friends, Emma, Nina, and Ruby.
Hola, senoritas.
It's nice to see you all again.
Won't you come on in?
I'll show you around, huh?
♪ Here we go, Saturday night
Senoritas, follow me.
Come on!
Andy!
You remember our friends from earlier?
Is it alright if I can steal you away for a minute?
- Sure. - Oi.
I'll be watching you, Zorro.
Andy!
- Oh, hello. - Hello.
Let's try this again. I'm Emma.
This is Nina. And...
And that feisty lady is Ruby.
- Ruby! - Ruby!
Ruby.
It's you.
Hope you're doing better than before, mate.
Wow! Crikey!
You know what would make me feel better
is if I could just get a drink. Is that alright with you, mate?
What the fuck was that?
Oh my God, did you just have a fit?
It's my Australian accent.
- It was unique. - You know what?
I don't need this. I'm going, I'm going.
- No, you're not. - Oh, come back!
For drinks!
I'm sorry.
I'm not normally like this.
Don't worry about it. I mean, I was just trying to help, after all.
I know, I know.
Cause you know what if someone actually was in trouble?
I get it.
Yeah, not that you were,
but just next time, if someone is,
I'm worried I probably won't do anything.
I'll be too scared they'll react like you.
You know what?
I just punched a wall.
Shit! Look.
Shit.
Aw.
I reckon you'll be alright.
You reckon, do ya?
Is this guy for real?
Looks real to me.
- No. - Hey, Ruby, come on, come on.
I'm just, I'm stirring you.
Let me get you a drink. In fact, all three of you, on the house.
What do you want?
- Sweet! - Lemon lime bitters.
- Tequila. - Alcohol.
Tequila it is.
- Okay, just- - Yeah, right.
Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
Shh.
Just a little, oh, golly. Not too much.
Thank you.
Cheers!
- Eyes, eyes, eyes. - Eyes.
I have a little surprise for you.
Watch your step.
Can we go in there?
Of course. I know the owner.
Do you do this all the time with girls?
No. Not at all.
You look so,
so beautiful.
I'm gonna show you the best seat in the house.
This is amazing.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
How're you traveling, ladies? Feeling good?
More alcohol, please, mister bartender sir.
You're gonna get me in trouble.
We a bit quieter than before, Ruby.
It's so I don't say anything stupid.
Ah, that's a fun way to live your life.
Mine. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
Thank you.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
You are no much for me, Emma.
What, no.
I'm taking it easy 'cause I don't want to get
too drunk tonight.
Why, you got plans after this?
What? No.
I don't have any plans. I'm plan-less.
I see you looking at your phone every two minutes.
- Who's the guy? - He's no one.
I mean...
Oh, I feel a bit sick.
No, I'm good.
I'm fantastic, I'm good.
Oh God.
I knew it. Thank you, tequila.
No, you stay here with your mans.
Emma!
Silly bitch.
That should teach me to give drinks away.
Rookie mistake.
So what brought on your little episode earlier?
Do I have to?
You don't have to.
I'm happy to just continue thinking
you're an aggressive person
who likes punching things for no reason.
Good point. Um,
okay.
I saw my ex-boyfriend
for the first time since he dumped me.
- Is that it? - No, that's not it.
He was with a girl.
Ah.
You talk to him?
You could say that.
It's coming! It's coming!
Okay, I'm good.
Yeah, okay.
I'm good.
- I'm good. - Are you sure?
Yeah.
Don't do that!
Oh, babe.
Really?
Can I not just do this in peace?
Oh, you stink.
- Oh, we can go now. - Alright.
Emma.
I'm gonna tell you something important right now.
Oh, so serious.
You know how I've been seeing someone new, right?
Yeah.
Well,
I think she's the one.
I'm gonna propose to her.
Emma?
- Emma? - Huh?
Did you hear what I just said?
- Yes, sounds good. - Emma!
Sorry, it's work stuff!
You know what? Just forget it.
Obviously, whoever you keep secretly texting
is way more important to you than me!
Argh!
Wait, Nina!
Not done yet.
Francesco, are you there?
Sorry, my beauty.
Francesco, you got me?
Hey, Francesco here.
Yeah, mate, just a little situation out front.
I have my hands a little full at the moment.
- Can you call Andy? - Bruv, he's serving at the upstairs
bar at the moment.
Okay, what seems to be the problem?
Yeah, a couple of unsavory fellas
trying to make their way inside, you know?
Okay, I'll be there in a minute.
Do you wanna come with me while I sort this out?
I don't think you should go out just yet.
Trust me, I don't want to but I have to.
No, it's not that.
It's that.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
Don't be, it's a compliment.
I'm gonna turn around and not look at you if that's okay.
Alright. That's fine.
Curtains. Car.
Traffic.
No!
No, no, no, no, no!
Please? No!
Move!
No, down! Sit!
Come on, little guy!
He's not little, by the way.
I'll be the judge.
How's your friend?
He's, uh,
he's a little worked up at the moment.
I'm really worked up too.
Wait, so let me get this right.
You saw them.
Mm-hmm.
And then you just, you just started hurling abuse.
Yes, I did.
Oh boy. Oh no.
And then I think I panic-ate some of her chicken.
You didn't.
That's so bad.
What happened next?
They made us leave the restaurant.
No wonder you didn't wanna talk to me.
I'm done with guys.
- No offense. - No, none taken.
I mean, it's good to be alone sometimes.
You should enjoy it.
So I take it you're single then.
Not that I'm interested, because I'm not,
but you know, I'm just,
I'm, you know, I'm interested.
Yeah, I'm single. Yeah, I've been for a couple years.
Is that on purpose? Or are you just a really shitty boyfriend?
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, shocking. The worst, actually.
You should ask my ex.
No, no, it's because-
They're calling you, boss.
You know they can call Francesco.
They did, but now he won't answer.
This is on your friend.
Hello? Oh, you're kidding.
Alright, alright, yep, I'll be out in a sec.
Can you keep an eye on this for a second?
- No problem. - Cheers.
I've gotta sort something outside.
Can I come?
I,
I think my friends have ditched me
and I could really use the fresh air.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Come on then, we kinda got to hurry.
Oh.
Come on, mate. You can't be serious, eh?
Hey, I come here all the time and all of a sudden,
now you have a problem with how I dress.
You're not coming in, mate.
Ah, there he fucking is.
Alright, Andy, will you tell this
little idiot that we're alright?
No, Scott, I won't
'cause I told you the last time you were here
not to come back again.
You weren't serious.
I got this.
Actually, I was. Yeah, I was dead serious.
Just remember who you're talking to, mate, yeah?
I bring a lot of business to your club.
No, no, what you bring is a fat headache.
So why don't you get these two
and please just get outta here.
Right, be careful how you speak to me, yeah?
Just let us in, we'll do our thing, and then we'll leave.
Have you forgotten, Scott,
that the shit that you brought in here last time
caused a fucking overdose?
That slip your mind, huh?
You fried your own little brain on it too.
Let me tell you politely.
Fuck off, yeah?
And don't come back ever.
Alright.
Yeah, we'll go.
But just watch yourself, you little prick,
'cause we ain't done here.
That looked intense.
Yeah. Well, it's just a bunch of idiots
who have too much spare time.
How come you had to handle that?
Look at me. Look at these guns.
After you.
Do you remember around what time
the encounter between Andy and Scott was?
Uh,
about one a.m.
And did Andy mention to you
what kind of drugs Scott was selling?
No.
Okay.
One more thing.
You don't have to go into such graphic detail
about who kisses whom and who touches whom.
It's not really what we're after here.
Hmm, I'm sorry, I thought I was the one telling the story,
and I happen to think that's very relevant.
Alright.
If you must.
We told Sophie she needed to chill,
so she was off doing that.
Oh my God.
Have a good set!
That's gonna keep happening, isn't it?
Si.
I think we should go somewhere else.
Yes.
Really.
Once, and that was earlier tonight.
Well, it's a good thing that you didn't.
Oh God! Oh, fuck my life.
Oh God! Oh no!
Hey, hey, what's up?
It's my ex!
- Oh God, oh no. - Hey, it's all good.
Just ignore him.
You're sweet. Just dodge him.
Could you fly kick him for me instead?
No, I'd rather not do that.
Okay.
Hey, you got this.
Okay.
Ruby! Hi.
Angus.
What are you doing here?
Well, um, about earlier-
Oh, no, no, it's fine.
No, no, really, I think we should
just forget about it and just move on.
No, I should apologize.
That was out of line.
There you are, bae.
Oh, fuck.
I'm Kate.
Hi.
Kate?
- Kate. - Kate, this is Ruby.
Ruby's an old school friend
- of mine. - Oh!
Oh, nice to meet you!
Oh, what was Angus like at school?
Oh, we don't need to hear about that.
Oh, I bet he was such a dork, was he?
Oh, he was a bit of a dork,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, there was,
oh my God, he had the best nickname.
What was it again?
It was something like,
oh, Angus Anus Face.
Excuse me, guys, sorry. Ruby, I think your friends are wondering where you are.
- Yes, oh. - So we probably should
- take off. - Okay, well,
we gotta go.
Yeah, nice to see you again, school buddy.
Please leave a message after the tone.
Nina, can you answer your phone, please?
Look, I've just come to the bar and I can't find you.
I know this voice!
- Sven? - Ya!
What are you doing here?
Ya, this place is my jam!
- Really? - Oh my God.
How was everyone after the dinner?
It was like, oh, so dramatic.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, I actually have no idea where anyone is.
I need to find Nina. She's not very happy with me at the moment.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Take a seat. Sven will listen.
- Tell me your secrets. - Okay.
Alright.
Well, she said she wanted to tell me something important,
but then she just stormed off.
Hmm, yeah. What was so important?
I don't know. I didn't hear her.
Hmm, you didn't hear her or you weren't listening?
Both.
The farmer had a dog and its name was bingo!
I should go find her.
Oh, I come with you!
- Really? - Ya!
I live for this stuff, ya?
Okay.
- Let's go. - Just one sec. One sec, ya?
Okay.
Ya! The Sven is ready.
Let's kick this pig.
I hope you didn't mind me butting in.
That didn't look like
a particularly fun conversation to be in.
I knew it.
I'm guessing that wasn't his boss from earlier.
What a wanker!
He's moved on already, and we just broke up.
I mean, did those three years mean nothing?
And I lost my shit at the wrong person.
What is wrong with me?
Nothing.
Nothing's wrong with you.
Nothing?
I mean, he's got a new job, a new girl,
and here I am, a bloody mess.
Look. If a girl I was with for three years just dumped me suddenly
and then I saw her out with some new guy so soon,
I really don't think I could have held it together
as well as you just did.
You think I'm holding it together?
Doesn't feel like it.
Look.
I'm gonna tell you something
that I've been trying to forget, really,
for the last three years,
but this should make you feel better.
When I was dumped,
I, I could not handle it.
I, um,
I was so shattered that I actually moved
15,000 kilometers away from my ex.
You're just trying to make me feel better.
I mean, yeah, I am, but that did happen.
Unfortunately,
I'm not joking.
- What? - Hmm.
You moved all the way from Australia
to get away from your ex?
That's excessive.
Thank you.
Why would you do something so extreme?
Well, you were dumped on your anniversary.
I was dumped during a proposal.
During a proposal?
Hmm, as in I was down on one knee.
And instead of saying yes, she said, "See you later."
Shit.
Oh, the no dating thing makes sense now. -
So what, you just moved to London?
That's what you do, right?
That, or lose your shit at your ex's boss.
Well, both seem pretty reasonable to me.
See, hey?
Ah, you're not such a mess after all.
No!
You are.
I'm not convinced I should be alone with you. -
Oh, come on. It's not like I've brought you into the creepy back room
of a nightclub that only I know about.
What are you doing? We're supposed to be looking for Nina.
Ya, this is the best place to look.
We can see everything from here.
Yeah!
Whoo!
Come have a little dance with Svenny.
No, I don't want to.
Too bad!
Watch out, people.
This girl is dynamite.
- What, no! - It's time for a dance-off!
- ♪ So let me tell you like this ♪ - Whoo!
Oh my God!
Five, six, seven, eight.
♪ I'ma make you get
♪ Get hot, get lit, get down, get wavey, get wavey ♪
Whoo!
Bring it home, mama!
♪ Get hot, get lit, get down, get wavey, get wavey ♪
Oh, you're doing that, yes!
- Oh yeah. - Oh my God!
Okay, okay, you go.
♪ Get hot, get lit, get down, get wavey, get wavey ♪
Alright, ladies.
Let's tear his face off!
♪ Get hot, get lit, get down, get wavey, get wavey ♪
♪ Like this
- ♪ So let me tell you like this ♪ - Ya, not bad, not bad.
I underestimated your moves.
I don't know where that came from.
This is where you say something nice about my dancing.
You were amazing, of course.
You blew me off the dance floor.
Ah, stop it!
Oh, Sven, we're never gonna find her in here.
There's so many people.
I didn't want to say anything before,
but I saw her a few moments ago.
What?
I wanted to dance.
Oh.
Oh, she looks so sad all by herself.
Oh.
If that is sad, then sign me up.
Whoo!
She looks preoccupied.
No, no, no, just go talk to her, ya?
Well, can you come with me?
Do you even have to ask?
Whoo!
Oh, Nina!
I got you!
Naughty Nina, my favorite.
- How are you? - Hi, Sven.
Naughty Nina, I forgot about that.
You don't get to call me that.
Oh, good to know you're not angry with me anymore.
Look, I'm sorry about before.
I don't wanna talk about it.
Well, I do, okay?
I'm sorry for being a dick, okay?
But just tell me now what you wanted to tell me then.
Emma, this is my girlfriend, Jasmine.
I was telling you about her earlier.
Babe, this is Emma, and Sven.
He's our waiter from earlier tonight.
Ya, this is true.
Jasmine.
Nice to meet you.
So lovely to meet you.
Jasmine.
It's so nice to meet you finally.
Now I can see why Nina has been keeping you from us.
Thank you, Emma.
Nina always talks about you.
Does she?
Who knew you were so obsessed with me?
Oh.
Oh, oh, I remember!
See, I remember what you told me.
I am a good friend.
Stop!
Can I talk to you alone for a second?
Yes.
Excuse us.
Gosh!
Have you lost your mind?
No, I don't think so.
Oh, shit! Yes, the proposal.
Nina, I'm so happy for you.
I know, thanks.
I won't say anything, I promise.
Can you shut up now?
Okay.
What is up with you and the secret text and calls anyway?
You think we don't notice?
It's just work.
You mean your boss.
How'd you know?
Because I pay attention to my friends.
Late nights at the office?
Work meetings on weekends?
Isn't he like 50?
He's 49.
Please tell me he's not married.
Oh, he's divorced.
I think.
Just be careful, okay?
I don't want you to ruin all your hard work.
You work harder than anyone I know, so don't fuck it up!
Okay, I won't.
Good.
He's actually really nice, you know.
He's really quite the gentleman.
But he does want to do
like a little bit of role play in the bedroom.
Have you done that before?
We like to role play Batman
with like the cape and everything.
- Who's Batman? - I am.
Good.
But he's Catwoman, you know,
with the mask and his skintight suit.
Thanks for sharing that.
Yeah, you should really see the scratches on my back.
No, definitely keep that a secret.
Oh, okay.
But you don't need to keep your mans a secret from us.
Okay, just the other part, I got it.
- Please. - Okay.
Come here.
Alright.
Oh my God!
Are you asking her tonight, here?
No, not tonight, idiot! Just don't say anything.
You're the worst liar I've ever met in my life.
- What did I even tell you? - Oh.
Where is everyone?
We have been gone for a little while.
Hasn't been that long, has it?
Like three hours.
It didn't feel like it.
Have you seen Andy?
Hmm, not in a while.
He went off to deal with some stuff
but that was a couple of hours ago.
He was with your friend.
My friend?
Which one?
I'm sorry.
- Oh, that's alright. - Okay.
Alright, you have to tell me the rest of the story.
You'd hired out the entire restaurant,
and you had her family waiting out the back.
And they could hear everything by the way.
I also uh,
you're not gonna believe this.
I had a band
on standby hidden behind a curtain,
ready to play her favorite song.
Can you stop laughing at my pain, please?
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay, continue.
So I get down on one knee
and I had this big 10-minute speech ready to go
about how she's the love of my life
and I couldn't see myself living without her.
Anyway, I got out about three words and she just says,
"I need to stop you."
Ah, not the reaction you want.
No, not at all.
So she goes on to tell me
that she'd fallen out of love with me
quite some time ago, apparently, and she walked out.
Shit.
Drink?
Yes, please.
Hmm.
And then I got stuck there for a good hour
with her family, my family, and the fucking band.
Anyway,
I sold the ring,
booked a flight to London two weeks later,
and yeah, that all happened like three years ago.
You know, I still think my breakup story is worse.
But look on the bright side, right?
If she'd said yes,
you wouldn't be here with me.
Yeah.
That's right.
Thunder from down under, come in.
Thunder from down under.
Thunder from down under?
Why do they call you that?
Wouldn't you like to know?
What do you want?
I'm just wondering where you have been all night.
Are you kidding me?
Do you even work here anymore?
We're back at the upstairs bar.
- Where are you? - Ooh, they're a we already.
We're on our way.
The real world calls.
Alright.
Let's do this.
Let's do it.
Let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Sure, there you go.
Hmm.
Well, um...
- Yeah, no, you... - No, you...
I felt like Bastian,
and you were like Falco, and we were riding off
into this Never Ending Story together!
Ya, you know this!
I do, I do.
- Ya. - When I looked into your eyes, it was amazing.
It looked like you were floating, right?
Oh, I was floating somewhere, I'll tell you this much, ya?
It's crazy.
- It's Angus. - What?
Oh my God!
Is he stalking us?
Ya, that is the guy from the bar
but this is a different girl.
- What's going on? - That is Ruby's very recent ex.
Oh, wow.
And he's engaged already.
- No, they're not. - What?
Yeah, she's wearing a ring.
What a prick!
He broke up with Ruby like five minutes ago.
Ya, he moves so fast.
Hey.
Happy anniversary, my love.
What an amazing year.
Yes, indeed,
my little shnookums, my spicy little quiche.
- Absolutely. - After you.
So based on what I witnessed tonight,
I feel as though Ruby will probably kill him, ya?
- Ya. - Ya.
- We have to find Ruby.
Alright, let's go, come on.
Thank you, by the way.
For what?
Listening, talking, laughing.
It was nice.
Yeah, it was, wasn't it?
You sound surprised.
No.
It's just that sitting and talking
isn't always that easy, you know?
It just feels like I felt, it felt,
I don't know, I guess it's just been a while,
I'm not, I'm not-
Making any sense?
I'm not making any sense, am I?
I know.
- What I mean to say is that- - Ruby!
Oh, finally, my friends.
Hello.
Oh.
Hi!
Ruby, we've got to tell you something.
Sven, you're here?
Ya, of course!
We are connected now.
Oh, I love it.
Did you bring any food from the restaurant?
No.
Damn it. That's okay.
Hi, we haven't met.
- No. - Ruby, this is my girlfriend, Jasmine.
Babe, this is Ruby.
Jasmine, it is so nice to finally meet you.
It's nice to finally meet you too.
Nina, why have you kept her away from us for so long?
You've been mental.
That's fair.
I have.
What's this?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Ruby.
Hmm?
We saw Angus.
Ugh, so did I.
And you're all cool with that?
I don't know. It just doesn't seem all that important anymore.
Oh.
Well,
that was unexpected.
It's for the best, you know.
No one wants to share.
What do you mean?
Did you see the other girl?
Oh, with Angus? Yeah.
He's moved on.
So what?
You know the the thing-
- So- - The thing about that-
They're here celebrating their one-year anniversary.
And we think they're engaged.
What?
Where is he?
- Ruby. - Ruby.
- Ruby! - That's alright.
I'll go and chat with her.
Hey, hey.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
I'm going.
Is he really worth it, Ruby?
Yeah, cut it.
I need a mic or something.
Thank you.
What is happening?
Oh, hi.
Hello.
- Very in at the moment. - Shh shh shh.
Oh, Christ.
Oh my God.
Sorry for the interruption, everybody.
My name's Ruby,
and I'm looking for a guy.
He's the sort of guy who's,
well, a bit of an arse, actually.
He's the sort of guy that you should have realized
wasn't right for you years ago.
I mean, so many signs.
I mean, he didn't say I love you first, you know.
He was really, really average in bed.
And he had a longer skincare routine than me.
He never did anything special for my birthday.
He never held my hand in public,
certainly never kissed me in public.
I put my whole self into our relationship
and it was like he didn't care, you know,
like I wasn't worth it.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
Keep going.
I can't.
Keep going, yeah?
You're all good.
Okay.
But you know what?
I am worth it.
I'm worth every bit.
And that guy, Angus, you're not worth it.
You're not worth a single second of my time anymore.
Now I'm only looking for this guy
because I need to tell his girlfriend something.
He's here somewhere.
He's wearing a wanky dress shirt.
And he's got dirty blonde hair, face you wanna slap.
He's probably trying to hide right now,
so if you could find him quickly.
- Angus. - I think we should probably just go.
Hey!
Is that him?
Nice shirt, wanker!
Yes, that's him!
Thank you!
Hi.
Hi, Kate.
Hi.
I needed to tell you that
I'm not his old school friend.
I'm his ex-girlfriend of three years
and we only broke up three weeks ago.
I heard that you've been with him for quite some time.
And there's no judgment.
I just wanted to make you aware of the overlap.
Is this true, is it?
No, it's not.
- She drinks- - Oh!
Ooh.
Oh my God!
I guess she doesn't think you're worth it either.
Excuse me.
Ha!
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yeah, no.
Oh God.
I'm sorry. Uh...
I'm gonna go.
Have a great night!
I'm out.
Oh my God!
♪ Love makes the world go round ♪
♪ La la la la la la
♪ La la la
♪ Love makes the world
Oh my God. Oh my God!
Did I just do that?
- Oh my God. - Hey.
- Oh, wow. - Come here.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
- I hijacked your club. - No, no, no.
Honestly, that was the most exciting thing
that's happened here. That was amazing.
Oh my God!
You know, I feel amazing.
Yeah, you should.
Oh!
Wow, it's day.
Where has that night gone?
You know, I almost feel sorry for him.
Oh, I wouldn't feel too sorry for him.
He's about to be famous.
Look what Francesco just sent me.
This isn't the time, little shnookums.
Ah!
You got him!
- Oh, that's brutal. - Oh, good for him.
You're a savage.
Hmm.
♪ Throwing loose change
♪ Hoping I'll catch up to my mess ♪
♪ Making mistakes
♪ Take it as part of the process ♪
♪ Change the routine up
♪ Plenty to clean up
♪ My head, it says I should take it slow ♪
♪ But where's the fun feeling in control ♪
♪ We don't have much, but all we have is love ♪
Big night, eh?
It wasn't quite what I expected but it turned out alright.
To think it all began with you yelling at me.
I know, but friends now, yeah?
♪ It only takes a night
Yeah.
We're friends.
Well, we are. I mean, think about it.
So we had a fight, we shared breakup stories,
and we got drunk together.
That makes us friends.
What?
Ah, it's just, you know,
I don't usually wanna kiss my friends.
You don't?
Shouldn't we have a date first?
Oh, what, tonight doesn't count as a date?
Dates usually end with a kiss, so.
Usually, yeah.
Oi, Australia!
I need to talk to ya.
One second.
What do you want?
Well, first, I want you to apologize,
and then you're gonna let me back into your club tomorrow night.
It's not gonna happen. It is not going to happen.
I warned ya, yeah?
You don't know who you're messing with.
Ah, just stop.
You're not a gangster, Scott.
You're a smalltime dealer
with a couple of dodgy looking mates.
Why don't you call your mum?
Give her a hug.
Shit!
Have a go!
Oh my God!
Andy?
♪ Close your eyes
♪ And picture this
♪ Bedroom ours
Well, the good thing
is they caught up with Scott quickly.
He's behind bars.
Yeah.
♪ Day is here
♪ There's no agenda
Can you tell me what happened next?
♪ But to stay here with you
I called Emma on the way to the hospital.
♪ We can lay in bed
♪ In between the sheets, we rest our head ♪
♪ In and out of sleep with a lifetime ahead ♪
♪ One day, we'll be home
♪ With no distance to show
♪ And wherever we go, I know
♪ That till death do us part
♪ And the alignment of stars
♪ Comprised of two hearts, I'm home ♪
♪ Wherever with you, I'm home
♪ Home
Why won't they tell us how he is?
I'm sure he's okay.
It's been too long.
♪ That till death do us part
Ruby.
♪ And the alignment of stars
♪ Comprised of two hearts, I'm home ♪
♪ Wherever with you, I'm home
♪ Home
Was that Andy?
I couldn't see.
Well, it looked like him.
- I think it was someone else. - Are you sure?
- I don't know. - Are you...
I'm so scared.
We don't know. We didn't see anything.
Hey, guys, what's going on?
You guys all good?
Oh, I'm sorry!
- That's alright. - I'm sorry.
That's alright.
- Sorry. - Yeah.
You're okay.
Yeah.
Well, apart from being shot, yeah.
Hey, check this out.
Pretty gangster.
- What took them so long? - Well, you know, they stitched me up,
and then I had to tell the police what had happened,
and then they discovered this little glitch in my visa.
What's the problem?
Just that it's lapsed.
- Wait, what does that mean? - Oh, nothing, nothing.
I just,
well, I have to fly back to Australia
as soon as I'm well enough to fly.
Otherwise,
I go to jail.
Ya!
Hey, guys.
I'm still alive.
Yes, you are.
♪ I heard sirens in my head
♪ From the first time that we met ♪
♪ Thought it was a false alarm
♪ Yeah, we started as a spark
♪ Didn't think we'd come this far ♪
♪ But here we are, oh
♪ I'll dance in the flames
♪ Ain't scared of the blaze
♪ Don't rescue me
♪ And now I'm burning in your arms ♪
♪ Endless fire in my heart
♪ No, it's not a false alarm
And then we made out for about 10 to 15 minutes.
♪ No, it's not a false alarm
The length of time you kissed for
is irrelevant.
And even with the gunshot wound,
he was really-
Again, not important to know that.
So,
is that everything?
I think so, yeah.
Yes.
Si.
- Yes. - What, not long enough for you?
Yeah.
That's the whole night.
Yeah, that's everything, mate.
Yes, that's it.
So have we all passed the test?
Can we stay?
Well, first off, Ruby, I have to say,
great
story.
But the fact of the matter is,
you only met this guy a week ago,
and now you and six of your friends
want entry into Australia to be with him.
So you have to understand, from my point of view,
that's bloody ridiculous.
Right.
However, after speaking with you and Andy and all your mates,
I formed the personal opinion that it's all very genuine.
I think you have the makings of a great couple.
Oh my God, thank you so much!
Best of luck.
Can I hug you?
That would be inappropriate.
Sorry.
Thanks.
♪ No, it's not a false alarm
You see? Being deported isn't so bad.
You know, I think that I could stay here forever.
You know, I think that could be arranged.
What will we do with the kids though?
- Hey! - Hey, guys!
- Throw it here! - Over here!
♪ No, it's not a false alarm
- Ah! - Ya, it's good!
♪ No, it's not a false alarm
- Oi, oi, oi! - ♪ No
♪ Oh
♪ No, it's not a false alarm
There's something about you I like
but I can't quite put my finger on it.
♪ Ooh
♪ It's only been a night
♪ Oh, it seems so right
♪ Ooh
♪ Well, now it's something real ♪
♪ If we go with how we feel
♪ I want you here
♪ It's not too soon
♪ 'Cause nothing makes me feel the way I feel with you ♪
♪ I want you near
♪ You know it's true
♪ I just wanna break the rules
♪ I'm gonna show you how
♪ Let me show you how
♪ I can show you
♪ Bodies moving in the dark, moonlight ♪
♪ Discover one another, what do you like ♪
♪ Don't make it last more than just one night ♪
♪ Ooh
♪ It's only been a night
♪ Oh, it seems so right
♪ Ooh
♪ You'll know it's something real if we go with how we feel ♪
♪ I want you here
♪ It's not too soon
♪ 'Cause nothing makes me feel the way I feel with you ♪
♪ I want you near
♪ You know it's true
♪ I just wanna break the rules
♪ I'm gonna show you how
♪ Let me show you how
♪ I can show you
♪ Let me show you how
♪ I can show you how
♪ Let me show you how
♪ I can show you
♪ Let me show you how
♪ I can show you how
♪ I want you here
♪ It's not too soon
♪ 'Cause nothing makes me feel the way I feel with you ♪
♪ I want you near
♪ You know it's true
♪ I just wanna break the rules
♪ I'm gonna show you how
♪ Let me show you how
♪ I can show you
♪ Let me show you how
♪ I can show you how
♪ I can show you love
♪ Ha ha ha
♪ Ha ha
♪ Ha ha ha
♪ Ha Ha
♪ Ha ha ha