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‪第一次,打板

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‪(康妮)

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‪葛雷,你可以檢查打板標記嗎?

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‪我有準時吧?我超級準時的

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‪(麥特)

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‪我跟康妮約會沒準時過
‪可是我今天有準時

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‪麥特和我透過約會軟體Hinge認識

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‪我喜歡她,打破連續58次拒絕的紀錄

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‪她上傳自己的衝浪照

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‪我想找喜歡樂趣的人
‪我們要去旅遊、冒險

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{\an8}‪這是我的第一優先

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‪我不知道他是什麼樣的人

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‪每張照片都差很多

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{\an8}‪麥特的個人資料上有答案

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‪他說:“我在找生活型態上
‪能跟我互補的伴侶”

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‪這傢伙要找人生伴侶,絕對不適合我

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‪我想到處認識別人
‪好好玩樂,還不想定下來

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‪不過就試試看吧,隨便

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‪最後跑出訊息:“配對成功”

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{\an8}‪然後我得說點什麼

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‪“嗨,美女”,貼張笑臉,就這樣

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{\an8}‪從來沒想過接下來會怎麼發展

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{\an8}‪可是我們配對成功,有聊天

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{\an8}‪現在就約會吧

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‪就這麼辦

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‪(第一次約會:聊天)

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‪天啊,印度菜
‪第一次約會吃這個也太敢

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‪我們點了飲料

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‪他拿相機拍自己的菜和雞尾酒

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‪我開始要喝飲料
‪他說:“不行,好漂亮的飲料”

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‪“妳應該拍照才對”
‪所以我說:“好吧”

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‪“這傢伙什麼都要拍,那你就拍吧”

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‪氣氛很輕鬆,我們聊到旅遊和家人

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‪完全不費功夫,一拍即合

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‪我完全沒發現我們在那裡待了那麼久

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‪我們好像半夜1點才走

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‪非走不可了

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‪有沒有搞錯?只親臉?然後互相道別

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‪我走回家時心想

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‪“第一次約會的感覺很棒
‪這樣吧,我傳訊息給他”

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‪(康妮:沒想到只有親臉頰)

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‪這個女孩子很有主見

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‪這樣挺有魅力的
‪她在說:“吻我啊,可惡”

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‪(麥特:所以要約第二次嗎?)

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‪(第二次約會:劈過來吧)

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‪我們喝啤酒、丟斧頭,超讚的

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‪(斧頭退後)

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‪有我還有麥特
‪還有認識他很久的朋友,麥克

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‪(好友:麥克)

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‪我不覺得像電燈泡,只是一起出來玩

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‪是有點怪,他可能也是故意的

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‪“帶個亞洲人朋友過來
‪逗那個亞洲女孩子開心

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‪康妮,妳看,我有亞洲人朋友”

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‪乾杯

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‪我其他的Hinge約會都不怎麼樣

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‪所以覺得這次很不錯

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‪感覺方向應該是對的

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‪我想:“第一次約會不只是運氣好”

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‪“他這次約會也不會吻我吧?”

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‪“再見啦”,然後回家
‪我想“好吧,隨便”,可是...

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‪麥特最後吻了我

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‪總算,你知道嗎?

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‪接吻感覺挺棒的

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‪(麥特:那要...第三次約會嗎?)

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‪我們第三次約會簡直就像在飆車

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‪(機票很便宜,應該出去玩)

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‪(康妮:多便宜?)

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‪(到哥斯大黎加只要200美元)

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‪(好吧!)

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‪我那時覺得兩個人不是玩玩的

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‪(麥特:那就哥斯大黎加
‪妳的護照資料給我吧)

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‪真的假的?

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‪第三次約會,哥斯大黎加?

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‪好,就這麼辦吧

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‪我答應他,老娘豁出去了

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‪好,那就順其自然,看看會怎麼樣

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{\an8}‪我那時已經在傳訊息給朋友

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{\an8}‪(太危險了)

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{\an8}‪沒有,我覺得他不像殺人犯或跟蹤狂

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‪後來我最好的朋友麗莎
‪她給的建議都非常棒

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‪我說:“妳要去?”
‪她說:“他都買票了”

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‪我說:“那不代表妳非去不可啊”

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‪我要康妮打開手機定位功能

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‪還跟她說絕對不能關掉

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‪她的人生座右銘是
‪“活得精彩,死得漂亮”

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‪我說:“就不能改成
‪活得夠久,死得其所嗎?”

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‪(麥特:第三次約會
‪要跟康妮到哥斯大黎加)

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‪他問我:“你覺得呢?很瘋吧?”

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‪我說:“對啊”

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‪當時還是新冠肺炎疫情的初期

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‪我沒去理會那個疫情
‪感覺沒什麼好擔心的

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‪他覺得“人只能活一次”

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‪我說才怪

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‪“人只能活一次,不然是會有多慘?”

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‪《永無止境的第三次約會》

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‪(2020年3月17日星期二)

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‪(甘迺迪機場)

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‪真的要去了,人只能活一次

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‪好,我們到了,機場好像死城

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‪我跟平常一樣在拍片
‪旅行的影音部落格

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‪麥特一天到晚弄自己的影音部落格

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‪克制不住

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‪馬上要知道今天會怎麼樣了

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‪我當時還有點懷疑她可能不會去

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‪我儘量不去多想

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‪我如果等太久,想東想西

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‪可能就會退縮

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‪因為我沒跟公司講

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‪我想偷偷過去再回來,別被他們發現

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‪我打給我媽,我到要去了才跟她說

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‪因為我覺得她一定會叫我別去

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‪結果她說:“我不意外,也攔不了妳

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‪我擔心嗎?當然

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‪可是我希望
‪妳如果真的要去,就玩得開心”

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‪“好吧,媽媽不反對
‪我最好的朋友也不反對”

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‪但是我沒告訴我爸

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‪(達美航空天合優享)

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‪好,要見真章了

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‪(麥特:妳到了嗎?)

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‪她早到了,比我早,可以走了

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‪-整班飛機就這些人
‪-就這樣?

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‪-整班飛機就這些人
‪-大家都到了

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‪麥特最後從頭到尾都在錄影

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‪殺了我吧

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‪大家看

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‪-要幫忙嗎?
‪-不用

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‪真有毅力

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‪好擠喔

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‪感謝少數勇敢的乘客搭乘本班機

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‪先讓各位安心

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‪機組員全都沒有感染新冠肺炎

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‪所以這是好消息

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‪另一個好消息是機上有衛生紙

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‪各位聽了一定很高興

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‪康妮,妳覺得呢?

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‪-已經後悔了嗎?
‪-我們讚啦

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‪雖然我向來覺得
‪人生就是要冒險,要挑戰自己

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‪但這樣會太過份嗎?

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‪第三次約會就帶女人出國?
‪會不會鑄下什麼大錯?

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‪我問自己什麼時候會把好運用完?

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‪(甘迺迪國際機場)

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‪我們到了

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‪累斃了,這才好玩啊

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‪總算到旅館了,約會正式開始

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‪可是我們很累
‪又很晚了,我們整天都在路上

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‪我直到那個時候才想到

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‪“我們必須一起睡這個房間耶”

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‪“我今晚要行動嗎?”
‪這會是我們的第一次

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‪氣氛不太一樣了

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‪我們很少碰來碰去和打情罵俏

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‪“好,我只想睡我這一邊

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‪你可以睡你那邊”

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‪如果感覺怪怪的,我就閃人

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‪“謝謝再聯絡

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‪我會自己想辦法,照顧自己”

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‪希望這幾天過得很順

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{\an8}‪(第一天,離回程還有四天)

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{\an8}‪-拿到鑰匙沒?
‪-拿到了

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‪好,該到處看看了

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‪妳還在開會嗎?

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‪對,邊聽邊走

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‪邊聽邊走?

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‪刺激嗎?

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‪不刺激

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‪我們當然有尷尬的時候

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‪-又來了
‪-天...

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‪搞不定這個椅子

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‪妳會全身是傷

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‪不過我有拍影片

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‪-等一下看
‪-那個有在錄?

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‪對,妳上鏡頭了,笑一個

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‪屁股搖一搖

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‪麥特老是拍影片讓我起反感

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‪麥特,你是網紅嗎?

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‪不是

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‪以後吧

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‪太好了

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‪那時我有跟網紅合作,天啊,超煩

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‪如果要說我有什麼紅線或禁忌

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‪那就是“我不跟網紅類型的人交往”

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‪我到了哥斯大黎加才發現
‪“這傢伙想當影音部落客”

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‪我還跟他說過我有多討厭網紅

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‪-你在幹嘛?
‪-來吧

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‪你在調什麼?

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‪我們要先一起玩
‪但是我要拍哥斯大黎加的精彩影片

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‪好好利用這個機會

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‪放上影音平台,累積粉絲

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{\an8}‪(第一篇影音部落格:電影麥特)

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{\an8}‪我叫麥特羅伯森,不想再維持現狀

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‪我要開始過新生活,勇於冒險

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‪旅行,還要創造新體驗

195
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,957
‪我會犯各種錯

196
00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,542
‪我會創造回憶

197
00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:29,170
‪我要把人生拍成電影

198
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,759
‪如果我看到這個
‪當初連第一次約會都不會有

199
00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:39,472
‪我不意外
‪他就是會用這種預告片宣傳他的生活

200
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,973
‪電影麥特!

201
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:44,018
‪對,這個帳號名稱挺好玩的

202
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:48,105
‪“把人生拍成電影”
‪訂閱吧,我喜歡這個人

203
00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:49,023
‪乾杯

204
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,861
‪我們喝得越多,兩個人越自在

205
00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:57,615
‪俗話說“酒精是社會潤滑劑”
‪對啊,這句話一點也沒錯

206
00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,911
‪我們之間的氣氛又開始活絡起來了

207
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,371
‪我們互相逗對方

208
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,705
‪加油

209
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:11,170
‪氣氛從那時開始變得輕鬆、愜意

210
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,964
‪我們開始變得比較親密

211
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:14,882
‪再一杯?

212
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:18,177
‪氣氛很棒,我真的很高興

213
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:21,472
‪我甚至沒想到
‪“天啊,他覺得我怎麼樣?”

214
00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:25,309
‪我只覺得這次度假很好玩

215
00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:33,067
‪我滿腦子只想要有自由的感覺

216
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:39,949
‪我以前談過的很多次戀愛
‪都只會讓我覺得很痛苦

217
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:44,245
‪要是我賺的比較多,比他們有企圖心

218
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:47,873
‪朋友比他們多,對方就沒有安全感

219
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,917
‪就會發脾氣

220
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,920
‪我一直得隱藏自己,沒辦法發揮本性

221
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,797
‪讓我覺得心好累

222
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,758
‪所以我不急著開始談戀愛

223
00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:01,095
‪我只是很高興能讓自己放鬆

224
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,764
‪完全不必照顧任何人

225
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:09,520
‪我一直覺得約會代表兩人很認真

226
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,564
‪我現在還不想要這樣

227
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:15,443
‪我經常拋頭露面
‪需要接觸烈酒和夜生活

228
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,069
‪因為近水樓台

229
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:22,366
‪所以會跟在酒吧、夜店
‪和商展活動認識的人交往

230
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,909
‪IG網紅

231
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:26,412
‪知道吧?

232
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:30,124
‪因為我困在很不健康的男女關係太久

233
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,209
‪所以想出來大玩一場

234
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,379
‪我們兩個都不想改變生活方式

235
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,885
‪這個完美的短期度假就是好起點

236
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,220
{\an8}‪(第四天,離回程還有一天)

237
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,723
{\an8}‪好像是第四天吧

238
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,852
{\an8}‪兩人在一起的現實面開始浮現

239
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:51,771
‪大家早安

240
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,316
‪我們今天要再試一次高空滑索

241
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,276
‪昨天因為太晚了所以失敗

242
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,695
‪我有點睡過頭

243
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,949
‪還沒調整好兩小時的時差

244
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,369
{\an8}‪大概也有點玩過頭了

245
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,247
{\an8}‪丸子頭超帥的

246
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,334
‪-嗨,康妮
‪-嗨

247
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,630
‪都綁緊了,一定要這麼緊嗎?小心

248
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,341
‪小心啊,看到沒?

249
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,969
‪-不行,緊一點
‪-不要

250
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,722
‪康妮,妳怕嗎?

251
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:29,391
‪不會,你呢?有懼高症的是你

252
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,018
‪我才沒有懼高症

253
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,813
‪高空滑索處女秀,開始囉

254
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,272
‪-往後靠
‪-我有啊

255
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,273
‪再往後靠

256
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:39,109
‪脖子要在這一邊,然後就可以往前了

257
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,194
‪這邊嗎?好

258
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,284
‪衝啊

259
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,871
‪康妮幫我搧風,一流的服務

260
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:56,377
‪-飛機取消了
‪-不會吧?

261
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,213
‪“行程緊急通報”

262
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,590
‪“已取消”

263
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,386
‪這不是真的,他們沒有真的取消

264
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,638
‪他們在想什麼?我們得回家了

265
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,225
{\an8}‪(第四天,離回程
‪還不知道幾天)

266
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,018
{\an8}‪我們處得很好吧?

267
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:16,897
‪當時我真的不擔心兩人之間的氣氛

268
00:14:16,897 --> 00:14:18,357
‪還有兩人的關係

269
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,068
‪因為有更多時間能喝酒和戲水,讚

270
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,695
‪康妮...

271
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,655
‪現在離不開你了

272
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,906
‪離不開我了

273
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,492
‪-算妳走運
‪-是嗎?

274
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:29,827
‪我不知道

275
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:31,954
‪-再說吧
‪-對啊

276
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:33,998
‪久了就知道

277
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:44,717
‪因為被迫跟麥特在一起,我想
‪“我獨處的時間因為他而變短了”

278
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,428
‪我本來想多獨處一點的

279
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,306
‪我對單身生活很滿意

280
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:53,142
‪太快了,我不需要男人

281
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,019
‪可是現在也沒辦法

282
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,231
‪最新消息,不要出門

283
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,692
{\an8}‪今晚四個州的州長發佈封城令

284
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,527
{\an8}‪因為爆發新冠肺炎疫情

285
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,155
{\an8}‪2020年大封城行動已經開始

286
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,908
{\an8}‪我們知道醫院病例暴增

287
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:13,329
{\an8}‪美墨和美加邊境即將禁止非必要出遊

288
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,997
{\an8}‪所以航班才會取消

289
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,707
{\an8}‪現在大家都不能進出了

290
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,959
‪問題開始變得嚴重

291
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:22,546
‪第四級旅遊警示,進出班機一律停止

292
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,050
‪在這裡的時間可能要比想像中久一點

293
00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:28,886
‪大家早安

294
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,764
‪問題變嚴重了,我回不了家

295
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,184
‪人在外國卻不知道情況會多嚴重

296
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,311
‪感覺真的很可怕

297
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,814
‪本來快到海灘了,但可惡的警察出現

298
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:45,736
{\an8}‪美國疫情一天天變得嚴重

299
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,072
{\an8}‪低風險的民眾...

300
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,282
{\an8}‪紐約變成最不該去的地方

301
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,951
{\an8}‪所以只好安慰自己

302
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,244
‪“你來對地方了,聰明

303
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:58,165
‪你在哥斯大黎加,沒有新冠肺炎”

304
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,378
‪世界游泳冠軍賽

305
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,839
‪今天的比賽項目...

306
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,218
‪妳說叫什麼式?蝴蝶式

307
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,471
‪-我不會蝶...蛙式
‪-我是說蛙...

308
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,390
‪(康妮:媽媽,只是問一下)

309
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,558
‪(妳在新冠專責病房還好吧?)

310
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,978
{\an8}‪(媽媽:乖女兒,我很好...別擔心)

311
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,646
‪我媽是護理師

312
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:25,609
‪醫院派她幫忙治療新冠肺炎病患

313
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:28,028
‪所以我很擔心

314
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,156
‪“媽媽,妳會安全吧?妳要怎麼辦?”

315
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,784
‪我們聽過太多第一線工作人員

316
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:38,080
‪和護理師的報導,他們怎麼筋疲力竭

317
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,166
‪相隔那麼遠,我有點無力感

318
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,544
‪因為就算有需要也飛不回家

319
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,089
‪我也因為沒跟我爸說實話而內疚

320
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,507
‪因為我跟男人在這裡

321
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,968
‪她說謊是為了保護自己

322
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,761
‪像是:“他們不必知道”

323
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:57,349
‪我承認我從小就有不說謊就會死的病

324
00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,310
‪因為我有太多事瞞著父母

325
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,937
‪他們管教很嚴

326
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,565
‪媽媽不會准妳養在家裡

327
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,901
‪她不喜歡家裡有貓或狗

328
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:12,364
‪她上大學時搬來跟我住
‪因為被她爸爸趕出家門

329
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,951
‪所以她說:“好,我們小心一點”

330
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:20,622
‪有的事最好不要跟我爸說

331
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:23,333
‪我媽說:“妳應該
‪跟他說你在哥斯大黎加“

332
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,795
‪(康妮:爸爸,對了
‪我在哥斯大黎加)

333
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,672
‪(阿拜/爸爸:什麼?跟誰?)

334
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:29,590
‪(公司朋友)

335
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:33,385
‪她說她跟同事去玩時
‪我想:“我記住這個謊話了”

336
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:35,929
‪“知道了”

337
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:39,641
‪我以為他會說:“妳瘋啦”
‪結果他說:“好,別去紐約

338
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,895
‪那裡不安全,疫情就從那裡爆發

339
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,106
‪妳做了明智的抉擇”,我好驚訝

340
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:49,193
‪我想:“我爸覺得
‪我做了明智的抉擇?”

341
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,529
‪有時最好是先斬後奏

342
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,826
‪麥克問妳的公司知不知道妳在這裡?

343
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,995
‪麥克很愛用雙關語

344
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,206
‪他說:“康妮的工作真好康”

345
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,500
‪-這個好笑
‪-對啊

346
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,005
‪我小時受的教育當然不像她那麼嚴

347
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:14,676
‪可是我小時候非常幸運
‪有這麼支持我的父母

348
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,930
‪家人、朋友、祖父母
‪外祖父母、整個家族

349
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:22,184
‪回想起來,我覺得這也讓我產生自信

350
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,812
‪影響我對生活的看法

351
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:29,149
‪-我有你送我的一瓶蘭姆酒
‪-沒關係,等一下再喝

352
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,819
‪-我寧願喝雞尾酒
‪-我還沒打開,所以...

353
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,320
‪當時

354
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,240
‪我非常努力不去想

355
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,117
‪自己沒辦法陪他們

356
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,619
‪我只是覺得我們跟疫情離得好遠

357
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:42,663
‪感覺像在這裡

358
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,999
‪看著電影演出,只不過演員就是你我

359
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,628
{\an8}‪(第九天,離回程
‪還不知道幾天)

360
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,089
{\an8}‪大家好,我是你們的“電影麥特”

361
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:57,052
{\an8}‪我剛剛收到可怕的消息
‪我爺爺住的養老院裡

362
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,763
{\an8}‪有人新冠肺炎確診

363
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,391
‪他們好像全面封鎖了...

364
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,603
‪希望一切安好,我爺爺也平安無事

365
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,190
‪別走開,注意身體健康

366
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:14,653
‪我知道麥特很擔心,但是他沒去理會

367
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,447
‪嘴巴說:“對啊,他沒事啦”

368
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,868
‪他不希望表現出內心脆弱的樣子

369
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:24,204
‪我覺得我們兩個都一樣

370
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,457
‪我們那時都不願意卸下心防

371
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,670
‪我心裡想:“我們什麼時候回家?”

372
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,714
‪而且還是沒有航班

373
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,800
‪然後心想:“好,我們都被困在這裡

374
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,261
‪所以要想辦法解決問題”

375
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:43,098
‪我跟一個不太熟的女孩子在一起

376
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:46,310
‪待了很久的時間,本來以為只有幾天

377
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,437
‪現在變成要待一整個禮拜

378
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:53,066
‪我們的換洗衣物快沒了
‪能聊的新話題也快沒了

379
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:57,196
‪我想改變這個狀況,所以要改變做法

380
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:02,576
‪麥特看到一艘海盜船漂過去

381
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:07,206
‪看起來以前是很受歡迎的景點

382
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,916
‪可是年久失修

383
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:12,419
‪所以我安排了一下
‪晚上要在海盜船上約會

384
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,339
‪我說:“海灘封閉了,我們不能去”

385
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,549
‪他說:“辦法是人想的”

386
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,193
‪接近“黑珍珠號”了

387
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,906
{\an8}‪我就知道我的命運遲早能實現

388
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,242
{\an8}‪我一直在等這一刻

389
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:44,868
‪我們...

390
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:48,163
‪傑克船長已經年老色衰

391
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,458
‪抓到魚了,你們看

392
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,882
‪-我們可以跳下去耶
‪-是嗎?要走甲板再跳嗎?

393
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,969
‪我以前交男朋友時

394
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,471
‪每次都是我要出點子

395
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,515
‪所以這次感覺新鮮又刺激

396
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:10,644
‪時間正好,夕陽西下,美不勝收

397
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,313
‪我們要跳海了

398
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,113
‪我們要跳了

399
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:23,949
‪黑珍珠

400
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,411
‪一、二、三

401
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,961
‪對,我有花點心思

402
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:40,382
‪那就是我們兩人關係的轉捩點

403
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,559
{\an8}‪(第11天,離回程還有21天)

404
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,478
{\an8}‪我們本來想在這家旅館一直待下去

405
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,606
{\an8}‪可是他們說要歇業,我們得搬出去

406
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,942
‪我們總算有回國的班機

407
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,986
‪可是要三個禮拜後才起飛

408
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,864
‪所以我們打算在民宿待到那時候

409
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:07,659
‪我很不喜歡被迫一起生活的感覺

410
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:11,747
‪可是如果要過這一關
‪麥特和我就必須有共識

411
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,375
‪-我們到了
‪-到了

412
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,585
‪神聖之家

413
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,465
‪蒙特蘇馬的那間民宿

414
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:26,219
‪老闆娘人很好,很同情我們
‪所以給了我們一個好價錢

415
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,973
‪我們走不了了,這就是我們的家

416
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,112
‪大家好,今天是第11天

417
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,405
‪(第11天)

418
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,282
‪等一下,是第12天

419
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:48,325
‪(第12天)

420
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,703
‪我還在思考怎麼在哥斯大黎加活下去

421
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,123
‪我們去蒙特蘇馬時,這裡有規定

422
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,750
‪哪幾天可以出門

423
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,251
‪你如果要出門

424
00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:01,213
‪只能去醫院、藥房或雜貨店

425
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:04,591
‪一起喝酒吃肉是一回事

426
00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:07,719
‪可是現在等於是同居了

427
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:10,222
‪這些東西要消毒嗎?

428
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,394
‪我不知道,應該沒關係吧

429
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,735
‪(他還拍我們買完東西收拾的過程)

430
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,404
‪(麗莎:真的?)

431
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,490
‪她說:“我不知道該怎麼想

432
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,242
‪他什麼都拍

433
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,911
‪搞不好還有我們進浴室的影片”

434
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:34,454
‪康妮的廚房

435
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:39,084
‪在這種情況下,我們整天都在一起

436
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:42,921
‪幾乎不會想偽裝自己
‪只會呈現真實的一面

437
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:44,381
‪沒問題啦

438
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:48,051
‪就算世界末日也能活下去

439
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:51,221
‪也許光看“電影麥特”
‪這個帳號名稱就該知道了

440
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:53,098
‪他把人生當成電影

441
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,020
‪朋友來看我們了

442
00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:02,023
‪小兄弟

443
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,610
‪不用,沒關係

444
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:06,945
‪有吃的

445
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,406
‪這就對了

446
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:13,326
‪小刺是住在蒙特蘇馬的一隻鬣蜥

447
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,078
‪看吧,我們是朋友

448
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:19,291
‪別這樣嘛,我們不是朋友嗎?

449
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,626
‪你在下面覺得安全嗎?

450
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,921
‪牠就住那裡,牠的家

451
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:29,217
‪失敗一次

452
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:30,135
‪換妳

453
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,097
‪我不知道耶

454
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:41,104
‪第一次跟男人約會時

455
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:43,190
‪會想穿最漂亮的衣服

456
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:46,026
‪我心想:“糟糕,他看到我滿身大汗

457
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,445
‪看到我沒化妝的樣子”

458
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:52,240
‪現在打扮好看也沒意義,因為沒用

459
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,619
‪我完全不隱藏,現在只想過得快樂

460
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,705
‪我的心態是:“我們只是玩玩而已

461
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:01,917
‪這個男人很風趣,這個經驗很難忘

462
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:04,711
‪我們碰巧陷入這種情形

463
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,547
‪可是我不想要正式交往”

464
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:11,426
‪這時...

465
00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:17,265
‪她在做瑜珈

466
00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:18,808
‪喂

467
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:22,062
‪我把事業看得比什麼都重要

468
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:25,482
‪麥特自己決定工作時間
‪我是朝九晚六的上班族

469
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:30,403
‪我們這段時間都得工作
‪我失業的話就完蛋了

470
00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:31,613
‪你在幹嘛?

471
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:36,451
‪我不希望搞到最後離不開這個國家

472
00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:37,994
‪必須依賴這個男的

473
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:45,585
‪我沒想到未來可能跟她在一起

474
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,838
‪比較像是覺得必須維持歡樂氣氛

475
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:52,342
‪我想維持良好的關係
‪但又不知道未來會怎樣

476
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,178
‪牠累了

477
00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:57,097
‪好好玩

478
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:02,269
‪我們兩個隔離在家
‪感覺什麼都不能做

479
00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:05,730
‪所以我會儘量每一天都排滿活動

480
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:10,443
‪“我們上魔術課,現在學跳探戈舞”

481
00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:13,280
‪每天塞滿迷你約會行程

482
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,830
‪後來我們每天晚上煮不同的菜

483
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,249
‪每晚都是不同菜色

484
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,002
‪魷魚、鮪魚、牛肉

485
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:29,170
‪這是了解康妮的大好機會

486
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,339
‪我也發現她真的很不錯

487
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,341
‪真誠、關心他人、善解人意

488
00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:34,968
‪整體個性都很好

489
00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:39,306
‪我們獨佔這片最美麗的海灘

490
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,392
‪海灘酒保

491
00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:43,518
‪萊姆茶

492
00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:45,604
‪我們把這裡變成天體營

493
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,023
‪第一次在救生員瞭望塔打砲

494
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,232
‪天啊

495
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:53,194
‪我本來想偷偷含混過去的

496
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,865
‪我們的感情越來越加溫

497
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,908
‪充滿激情...

498
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:02,621
‪閨房之樂樂無窮

499
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:07,751
‪對,我們之間當然有火花
‪兩個人被困在一起時

500
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:12,130
‪沒什麼事好做
‪只有喝酒和幹砲,所以...

501
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:14,966
‪警察走了

502
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,885
‪他們打聲招呼就道別了

503
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,136
‪康妮露奶給他們看

504
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,431
‪日子過得很平順

505
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:24,267
‪工作大功告成,我們曬了一點太陽

506
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:28,605
‪可是沒想到會在那裡待這麼久

507
00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,857
‪結果我的避孕藥吃完了

508
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:35,445
‪我先找一家藥房,看他們推薦什麼

509
00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:44,412
‪我帶了包裝過去
‪想問他們有沒有類似產品

510
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:48,208
‪他們說:“我們有這個,藥效差不多”

511
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,169
‪我先上網查這個牌子的評價

512
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:56,007
‪我看到新聞稿
‪“使用這些牌子要小心

513
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:59,761
‪這些藥都在黑市販賣,有的是假藥

514
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:03,848
‪有報告指出吃了這種避孕藥還懷孕”

515
00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:05,600
‪我說:“這樣不行”

516
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,520
‪我希望因為是跟藥房買的

517
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,563
‪所以是真藥,不會出事

518
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,501
‪妳為什麼邀朋友進來?

519
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:33,336
‪小刺

520
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,464
‪好,小刺要走了

521
00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,842
‪-牠不知道怎麼辦!
‪-小刺好笨喔

522
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,179
‪小刺,喔

523
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,807
‪小刺好笨喔,小刺瞎了

524
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:46,891
‪牠才不笨呢!

525
00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,482
‪怎麼可能出問題呢?

526
00:28:57,068 --> 00:29:00,572
‪我真的想把丸子頭剪掉
‪可是我緊張到不敢下手

527
00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:05,201
‪-這邊出事了
‪-你沒注意到的話就沒事

528
00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,120
‪那個地方好像...

529
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:12,500
‪剪得不是很好

530
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,128
‪我剪的時候你應該有動

531
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:19,090
{\an8}‪我覺得沒有,不過這邊禿了一塊

532
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:22,635
‪喂!

533
00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:27,390
‪我想保護這張床

534
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:34,397
‪蒙特蘇馬出現了好多蟲子

535
00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:37,567
‪超多昆蟲、臭蟲、生物的

536
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,569
‪妳看這裡怎麼回事

537
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,112
‪從哪裡冒出來的?

538
00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:43,031
‪不知道,可是好多

539
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,158
‪妳看那隻蜘蛛有多大

540
00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:50,455
‪-來了
‪-天啊!還活著!天啊!

541
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:54,417
‪媽的搞屁啊?

542
00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:58,046
‪去死吧,賤人

543
00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:01,382
‪-康妮,妳現在怎麼樣?
‪-好癢

544
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:03,301
‪-她覺得好像一隻羊
‪-“癢”啦!

545
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:04,886
‪她很癢

546
00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:08,515
‪不只是因為看到或者心裡害怕

547
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:11,518
‪我全身都是蟲子的咬痕

548
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,895
‪-這些是剛剛被咬的?
‪-對

549
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:16,064
‪妳看妳,好慘喔

550
00:30:16,731 --> 00:30:19,818
‪我的皮膚腫脹,全身發癢

551
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:23,029
‪她真的很痛苦,生理上的痛苦

552
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:26,449
‪我每天都在想“現在要怎樣?”

553
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:29,369
‪或者“我要怎麼度過這個難關?”

554
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:41,673
‪(第20天,離回程還有12天)

555
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,968
‪星期六早上,我從來沒做過鬆餅

556
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:47,595
‪可是我很少負責

557
00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:51,766
‪這裡大部分的烹飪、打掃等家事

558
00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:56,271
‪所以我這個週末一開始就要做鬆餅

559
00:30:57,397 --> 00:31:01,067
‪好,我要放一點進去,不確定放多少

560
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,237
‪我的那份要放巧克力酥片

561
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:05,905
‪不要下指導棋

562
00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:09,701
‪我在點菜,不像你會下命令

563
00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:13,413
‪今天會有很多口味的鬆餅

564
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,708
‪糟糕,好像有一點...

565
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:17,959
‪你有放油嗎?

566
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,794
‪沒有,妳沒跟我說

567
00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:21,504
‪不是“不沾鍋”嗎?

568
00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:25,341
‪我以前跟男人同居過

569
00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:28,261
‪感覺好像又回到從前

570
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:29,762
‪所以我才有一點...

571
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,725
‪我就是...我不想重拾以前的習慣

572
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,686
‪老是把男人看得比自己重要

573
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:39,939
‪我談戀愛時就會失去自我

574
00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,524
‪不在乎自己的需求

575
00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:45,737
‪讓他們踐踏我的每一吋自己

576
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:49,490
‪我完全不想要這樣

577
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:54,996
‪我只跟一個人出國旅遊三個禮拜

578
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,540
{\an8}‪在一起的時間超長

579
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:02,420
{\an8}‪而且還是我不太熟的人

580
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:04,088
{\an8}‪所以

581
00:32:04,839 --> 00:32:09,594
{\an8}‪壓力有點大,有一點累

582
00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:12,472
‪我還沒準備好...

583
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:16,893
‪要馬上結婚,這是一定的

584
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,521
‪我們這樣根本就不算正常交往

585
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,274
{\an8}‪因為正常交往時

586
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:26,611
{\an8}‪你可以離開去做自己的事...

587
00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:30,531
‪可是現在封城

588
00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,701
‪在海外隔離

589
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:37,705
‪24小時都跟一個人在一起

590
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:54,806
‪我爸媽逃離越南
‪不是為了讓我過這種生活!

591
00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:58,643
‪妳停電時怎麼了?

592
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:03,564
‪超慘的,我剛好要趕走床上的蟑螂

593
00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:08,319
‪當然有壓力大的時候和衝突

594
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:12,532
‪某個人某一天可能不高興,受夠了

595
00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:15,326
‪可是你跟這個人並沒有正式交往

596
00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:17,078
‪所以要跟他們說心事嗎?

597
00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:18,413
‪很奇怪

598
00:33:24,877 --> 00:33:28,506
‪各位,好消息
‪我們要離開旅館去探險

599
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:30,633
‪總算

600
00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:32,301
‪康妮總算準備好了

601
00:33:32,301 --> 00:33:33,302
‪總...喂!

602
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:37,098
‪等妳準備好出門等了一整天

603
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:43,062
‪-把你的小東西丟出窗外
‪-別丟我的東西

604
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:47,692
‪好,我們正要去卡布亞島

605
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:52,155
‪很有名的島

606
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:55,408
‪因為是哥斯大黎加的一座鬼島

607
00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:58,786
‪-開過去要多久?
‪-40分鐘

608
00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:01,664
‪40分鐘?這樣會超過宵禁時間

609
00:34:02,665 --> 00:34:04,333
‪這裡很適合游泳

610
00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:12,759
‪天啊!

611
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,135
‪搞屁啊?

612
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,262
‪慘了

613
00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:18,389
‪搞屁啊?

614
00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:20,683
‪打不開

615
00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:24,145
‪車門打不開

616
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:29,192
‪我們沒事,只要...用力推一下

617
00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:34,614
‪為什麼打不開?

618
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,074
‪我該從窗戶爬出去嗎?

619
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:37,533
‪我不知道

620
00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:41,287
‪麥特,天啊

621
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:45,083
‪這輛車可能幾秒內就會沉下去

622
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,710
‪或者水跑進來,或者翻車

623
00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:49,879
‪我很擔心她出去時

624
00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:54,133
‪可能重心一轉移,我就會被捲進去

625
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:57,303
‪我靠

626
00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:58,262
‪有多慘?

627
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:01,557
‪有一顆輪子根本就懸...對啊

628
00:35:05,394 --> 00:35:06,521
‪超慘的

629
00:35:13,736 --> 00:35:14,612
‪哇

630
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:20,701
‪我們平安脫身後,我接著想
‪“這下得花很多錢善後了”

631
00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:23,496
‪好,所以...

632
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:26,499
‪我力氣沒有大到能搞定

633
00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:30,336
‪我們要怎麼離開這裡?天要黑了

634
00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,464
‪我們得想辦法把車子拖離坑洞

635
00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:38,553
‪我們看到有車子經過

636
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:39,720
‪招手請他們停車

637
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,222
‪結果沒多久

638
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:44,016
‪全村的人都跑出來,大概有十個人

639
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:46,269
‪這絕對不是掰的

640
00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:48,354
‪我們有繩子

641
00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:50,857
‪有人有卡車,勾上我們的車子

642
00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:54,026
‪大家團結合作才把車子拖出來

643
00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,404
‪這就是哥斯大黎加人的天性

644
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:58,865
‪他們熱心助人,隨時願意幫忙

645
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:01,659
‪各位,我好高興

646
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,915
‪天氣很好,適合曬太陽

647
00:36:07,915 --> 00:36:12,336
‪這是當地的科巴諾修車場

648
00:36:13,087 --> 00:36:15,756
‪亞洲人不是馬路三寶,他才是

649
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:25,224
‪(4月14日星期二
‪第29天,離回程還有3天)

650
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,478
‪感謝您打到菁英會員專線

651
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:31,272
‪先生,請問有什麼事?

652
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:35,401
‪我訂的班機沒有出現在行程上

653
00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:39,238
‪對,從我這邊看來,要到6月2號

654
00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:41,282
‪才有飛機可搭

655
00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:44,160
‪我們那時才會開放航線

656
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,077
‪好

657
00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:48,206
‪所以是6月2號星期二

658
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,292
‪我們已經送出確認電子郵件

659
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:54,503
‪裡面有最新行程,你應該馬上會收到

660
00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:56,339
‪好,感激不盡

661
00:36:58,174 --> 00:36:59,300
‪-幫我們祈禱吧
‪-好

662
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:00,801
‪沒問題,謝謝

663
00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:02,345
‪-祝你們順心
‪-謝謝,再見

664
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,263
‪她沒聽懂我的笑話

665
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:09,977
‪(第29天)

666
00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:12,396
‪史上最長的第三次約會...

667
00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:14,398
‪(離回程還有48天)

668
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,860
‪...現在變得更永無止境了

669
00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:22,240
‪我心想:“好,我已經受夠了

670
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,866
‪我只想回家”

671
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:27,286
‪可是全世界都在封城,有家也歸不得

672
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:31,582
‪我不知道何時能走,到底能不能走

673
00:37:31,582 --> 00:37:33,125
‪情況會怎麼變化

674
00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:37,755
‪感覺有點難以忍受,所以...

675
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:45,304
{\an8}‪(第30天,離回程還有47天)

676
00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:47,223
{\an8}‪康妮今天撂狠話了,各位

677
00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:52,979
‪我們要喝30杯烈酒,慶祝第30天

678
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,313
‪30慶30

679
00:37:54,313 --> 00:37:57,900
‪出國30天,喝30杯烈酒,就這麼幹

680
00:37:58,484 --> 00:37:59,527
‪還有28杯

681
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:02,321
‪我發現這不只是我的影音部落格了

682
00:38:02,321 --> 00:38:04,991
‪從影片中也看得出來

683
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:07,118
‪我沒有在表演

684
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,078
‪我沒有說:“我們去冒險吧”

685
00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:13,332
‪我們又在一起喝酒了
‪現在是早上11點

686
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,252
‪這樣到底還要多久?

687
00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:20,006
‪我都開始問自己一堆問題了

688
00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:22,258
‪“你有什麼人生目標?要做什麼?”

689
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:25,386
‪結果心裡築起的幾道高牆開始倒下

690
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,304
‪大家好

691
00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:29,223
{\an8}‪康妮從哥斯大黎加向大家問好

692
00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:33,060
‪我不知道能不能活著回去

693
00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:35,896
‪不過我們走著瞧吧

694
00:38:40,359 --> 00:38:44,280
‪我們可以去...這裡

695
00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:47,825
‪到這裡,然後到南方這裡的某個地方

696
00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:53,331
‪跟麥特在一起時,他喜歡負責很多事

697
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:57,168
‪如果我們要處理事情或者到哪裡

698
00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,421
‪他每次都會跳出來規畫

699
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:04,759
‪我開始注意到他這個特質,非常欣賞

700
00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:09,347
‪我聽到她過去不太快樂的幾段感情後

701
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,433
‪很難相信有人會那樣對她

702
00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:16,062
‪所以我心想,千萬別搞砸了

703
00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:19,106
‪最好彌補那些沒眼光的混蛋犯的錯

704
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,778
‪好,我們要離開神聖之家了

705
00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:25,613
‪在這裡住的感覺很好

706
00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:27,865
‪如果以後還是這樣

707
00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:30,868
‪我們為什麼不去找其他地方住?

708
00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:34,455
‪現在已經變成習慣
‪我把這段話複製貼上

709
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:36,624
‪然後傳給所有民宿

710
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:38,918
{\an8}‪更新我們困在這裡的天數

711
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:41,754
‪希望他們可憐我們,給點折扣

712
00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:44,799
‪我記得妳跟我說過
‪在Hinge上認識很棒的男人

713
00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:47,885
‪-你是第一個好對象
‪-對啊,我沒有吻妳

714
00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:49,595
‪妳不喜歡

715
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:54,183
‪我那時覺得必須讓妳疑惑一下

716
00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:56,060
‪“我有犯什麼錯嗎?”

717
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:58,396
‪我才沒犯錯呢,你才有

718
00:40:00,022 --> 00:40:02,858
‪好消息,我們總算到了,這間很有趣

719
00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:05,569
{\an8}‪我們走進來時看到小小的寵物墳場

720
00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:07,571
‪“可可”和“西印度櫻桃”,請安息

721
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,074
‪還有一個,“木瓜”,不對

722
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:12,743
‪這些是植物,植物品種

723
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,454
‪-廁所在這裡
‪-好

724
00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:21,335
‪你要看我在這裡大便、尿尿嗎?

725
00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:23,254
‪到叢林玩囉

726
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,048
‪叢林?我們要露營了

727
00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:27,091
‪(奧薩半島)

728
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:33,097
‪我們在叢林裡
‪漆黑一片,麥特想生火做菜

729
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,974
‪康妮好像不太買單

730
00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,225
‪實在...

731
00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:39,520
‪對啊

732
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,772
‪各位看他的亞洲人蹲法

733
00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:47,236
‪我覺得兩人之間慢慢建立了信任感

734
00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:49,989
‪只希望我們不要互相殘殺

735
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:52,825
‪因為我們都隨遇而安,都很放鬆

736
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:55,953
‪都有冒險精神,所以才合得來

737
00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:57,204
‪我們都照直覺行事

738
00:40:57,204 --> 00:41:00,207
‪不知道自己在做什麼,可是不斷適應

739
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:06,589
‪過去幾個星期以來
‪我的心態從只是來度假

740
00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:08,674
‪變成慢慢喜歡這個女孩子

741
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:13,512
‪但是一直在抗拒這種感覺

742
00:41:13,512 --> 00:41:15,764
‪我以前的自己在說:“不行

743
00:41:15,764 --> 00:41:19,059
‪你必須繼續單身,別陷下去”

744
00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:20,394
‪換你了,兄弟

745
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:25,149
‪你要孤單單的還是跟朋友玩?

746
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:28,611
‪我的心裡好像有天使與魔鬼在拉扯

747
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,864
‪這邊有一對,那邊有一對

748
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:33,324
‪哇

749
00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:39,079
‪(奧薩半島)

750
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:43,626
‪(拉福土納)

751
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,127
‪(阿拜/爸爸:還好吧?)

752
00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:47,505
‪(康妮:我們很好!
‪下一間民宿在火山旁!)

753
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,048
‪(希望妳們都小心點!)

754
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:50,424
‪(有啦!)

755
00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:52,051
‪我爸媽會查勤

756
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:54,595
‪像是:“到哪裡都要成群結伴去

757
00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,764
‪不要落單”之類的

758
00:41:56,764 --> 00:41:58,974
‪不過我爸完全沒起疑

759
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,143
‪(康妮:醫院怎麼樣?)

760
00:42:01,143 --> 00:42:02,978
‪(妳會怕嗎?)

761
00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:06,023
‪我媽向來都不想讓我們擔心

762
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,859
‪她說:“沒關係,我很高興能幫忙”

763
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:13,572
‪她的正面樂觀態度,讓我放心了一點

764
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,244
‪我們到新家了

765
00:42:18,744 --> 00:42:20,287
‪還有小狗狗

766
00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:22,581
‪康妮已經發現新狗狗了

767
00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:30,589
{\an8}‪(第45天,離回程還有26天)

768
00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:33,634
{\an8}‪剛剛起床,總算一夜好眠

769
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:37,346
‪打開窗簾,以為會看到壯觀的火山

770
00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:41,600
‪結果只有烏雲,完全蓋住火山了

771
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:44,603
‪有一點失望,希望天氣放晴

772
00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,106
‪不過有馬

773
00:42:47,856 --> 00:42:50,568
‪拉福土納,我的月經應該這個禮拜來

774
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,778
‪因為我有吃避孕藥

775
00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:57,032
‪可是沒來,我月經在那之前都很規律

776
00:42:57,032 --> 00:42:58,742
‪已經有14、15年了吧?

777
00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:03,956
‪我想:“我每次都星期二來”
‪結果都星期二了還是沒來

778
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,834
‪已經過了一兩天...

779
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:11,005
‪希望我沒買到無效的避孕藥

780
00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:14,633
‪我想:“只是晚了幾天,再等一下吧”

781
00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,135
‪等一下,給我看

782
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,388
‪我那時真的壓力很大

783
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:24,518
‪我想幫月經為什麼晚來尋找合理解釋

784
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:30,274
‪我不想太過擔心這件事,除非確定了

785
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:33,193
‪可是我們兩個都不要小孩

786
00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:40,576
‪麥特一直努力安慰我

787
00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:43,120
‪老是拿飲料給我

788
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,040
‪還有一些我沒想到他會注意的小事

789
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,668
‪他一直都在幫忙,設想我有什麼需要

790
00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:51,837
‪這對我來說是一種全新體驗

791
00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:56,258
‪她非常幫忙,一直想學我幫她

792
00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:58,052
‪還可以嘛

793
00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:01,555
‪整體上來說啦

794
00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:04,183
‪我要吃義大利麵

795
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,483
‪我儘量不要想太多

796
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:15,986
‪但是我當時心想:“我們一定得回去

797
00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:18,530
‪我們不能在外國生小孩”

798
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,659
‪各位世人,待續

799
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,330
‪-愛上我了嗎?
‪-我剛剛才想講同樣的話

800
00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:28,749
‪我再也不要談戀愛了

801
00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:33,754
‪我不會心動,我不會有任何感覺

802
00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:35,214
‪妳是無情的機器人

803
00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:36,131
‪沒錯

804
00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:37,257
‪這些都過去了

805
00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:42,137
{\an8}‪(正在打給麥克...)

806
00:44:43,430 --> 00:44:44,264
‪麥克

807
00:44:44,890 --> 00:44:46,141
‪小麥,什麼事?

808
00:44:46,141 --> 00:44:47,309
‪嗨,凱莉

809
00:44:47,309 --> 00:44:48,519
‪麥特叔叔好

810
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:49,520
‪妳今天怎麼樣?

811
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,564
‪很好,真嫉妒你被困在哥斯大黎加

812
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,234
‪對啊,我知道我被困在這裡

813
00:44:56,151 --> 00:44:58,862
‪他們開始跟我用視訊會議調雞尾酒

814
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:00,489
‪對我來說很好

815
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:03,826
‪能真正享受難得的大人時光

816
00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:07,329
‪因為我當時正在辦離婚

817
00:45:07,329 --> 00:45:09,665
‪他自己也碰到這種鳥事

818
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:14,420
‪如果你真的跟對方很親,他們有難時

819
00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:17,840
‪就會一直打給你
‪我也有聊天的時間和需求

820
00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:21,427
‪那時麥特想跟麗莎聊天

821
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:23,512
‪“介紹我認識妳朋友吧”

822
00:45:23,512 --> 00:45:25,806
‪他想認識妳,這位是麗莎

823
00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:27,516
‪-嗨,麗莎
‪-她是我的好姊妹

824
00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:29,184
‪-嗨
‪-妳還好嗎?

825
00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:31,270
‪我很好,你呢?

826
00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:33,981
‪我聽說他想跟我講話時,我想...

827
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:39,403
‪“你會超級肉麻
‪跟我講一堆諂媚的話嗎?”

828
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:40,988
‪我其實很驚訝

829
00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:43,490
‪我想:“她可能跟我一樣瘋”

830
00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:47,828
‪她是啊,我覺得你們王八配綠豆

831
00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:51,749
‪他好像真的很想了解康妮這個人

832
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:56,211
‪而且他喜歡康妮的缺點,你知道嗎?

833
00:45:56,211 --> 00:46:00,674
‪所以我才知道他真的很關心我朋友

834
00:46:00,674 --> 00:46:04,678
‪我只是不知道我們回紐約會怎麼樣

835
00:46:04,678 --> 00:46:08,640
‪會有...什麼發展

836
00:46:09,975 --> 00:46:12,519
‪喔,妳好像...等一下

837
00:46:14,897 --> 00:46:18,066
‪她一定會覺得我掛她電話,快打回去

838
00:46:22,404 --> 00:46:23,739
‪我們要做什麼?

839
00:46:26,283 --> 00:46:27,409
‪(麥特:爺爺呢?)

840
00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:29,828
‪(媽媽:還好,他因為封城超火大)

841
00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:31,121
‪(不能怪他!)

842
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,664
‪(你要回家嗎?)

843
00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:35,125
‪(在等6月2號班機,會設法早點走)

844
00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:36,877
‪(馬上就會解封,別放棄!)

845
00:46:38,378 --> 00:46:40,339
‪我跟爺爺的感情一直很好

846
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:43,217
‪想到他要自己度過疫情就很難過

847
00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:47,721
‪想到自己什麼都不能做就很無奈

848
00:46:47,721 --> 00:46:50,933
‪只能跟他打視訊電話

849
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:53,268
‪可是又要講什麼?

850
00:46:53,268 --> 00:46:55,729
‪跟親自見面還是有差

851
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:58,190
‪如果能馬上回家就好了

852
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,824
‪好,隔離還沒結束

853
00:47:07,533 --> 00:47:12,162
‪但有24小時能過正常生活的放風時間

854
00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:14,498
‪妳這24小時要做什麼?

855
00:47:14,998 --> 00:47:16,416
‪上酒吧

856
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,418
‪做指甲

857
00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:20,462
‪我越來越了解麥特後

858
00:47:20,462 --> 00:47:23,882
‪開始覺得跟這個男人交往也不錯

859
00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:27,261
‪可是心裡也還在天人交戰

860
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:29,596
‪覺得好像背叛自己了

861
00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:34,810
‪麥特沒有我過去男友的致命缺點

862
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:38,146
‪他讓我覺得兩人生活很自在

863
00:47:38,146 --> 00:47:40,148
‪願意接受我這樣的人

864
00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:42,901
‪不會讓我覺得想做什麼是錯的

865
00:47:42,901 --> 00:47:48,490
‪所以讓我覺得可以表現出真正的自己

866
00:47:48,490 --> 00:47:50,367
‪不必對他有所隱瞞

867
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:51,743
{\an8}‪對我來說

868
00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:56,248
{\an8}‪要不是我剛剛在康妮理髮院剪的髮型

869
00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:57,958
{\an8}‪這麼好看

870
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,294
‪我就會去理髮了

871
00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:02,671
‪我開始發現交男朋友

872
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:05,883
‪不見得會跟過去的經驗一樣糟糕

873
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:08,552
‪-按摩
‪-對,我也要按摩

874
00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:11,763
‪也可以是這樣

875
00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:19,771
‪-你在幹嘛?
‪-冒險時間到了

876
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:23,567
‪我們去火山溫泉瀑布湖

877
00:48:24,192 --> 00:48:25,152
‪好

878
00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:29,448
‪“冬天時避免這個那個
‪無法預測的什麼東西”

879
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,116
‪現在夏天耶

880
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:34,620
‪“野生動物”,對,這裡很多

881
00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,540
‪-妳要上廁所嗎?
‪-才不要

882
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:40,792
‪想上酒吧嗎?

883
00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:46,173
‪已經可以聽到河水聲了

884
00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:48,759
‪有隻狗狗

885
00:48:49,676 --> 00:48:51,386
‪我們找到嚮導了

886
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:54,890
‪還有三隻狗

887
00:48:57,726 --> 00:49:00,729
‪我覺得玩了那麼多趟
‪就算內心已經有感覺

888
00:49:00,729 --> 00:49:04,900
‪她還是堅持擺出無動於衷的撲克臉

889
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:07,569
‪我想:“隨便啦,不可能

890
00:49:07,569 --> 00:49:10,072
‪我感覺到了,她一定有動心”

891
00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:14,284
‪我們到了

892
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:16,536
‪狗狗

893
00:49:19,289 --> 00:49:22,042
‪我們沒有討論回去後要怎樣

894
00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:24,336
‪所以我想:“好

895
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:27,339
‪他不提,也許我們就分道揚鑣”

896
00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:30,300
‪對,我不想卸下心防

897
00:49:30,842 --> 00:49:35,097
‪我不想對你滿懷希望,然後重重摔下

898
00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:36,056
‪純樸生活

899
00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:37,516
‪純樸生活

900
00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:41,979
‪我們可能都有想到,可是誰也沒提

901
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,481
‪所以我們除非必要,否則就不講

902
00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:46,191
‪好漂亮

903
00:49:46,733 --> 00:49:47,567
‪喂

904
00:49:49,194 --> 00:49:50,570
‪已經有一段時間了

905
00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:56,118
‪因為時間,因為這些經歷
‪所以內心築起的高牆垮了

906
00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:59,121
‪打垮我抗拒的能力

907
00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:12,009
‪那時我想,好吧
‪我們從現在開始算正式交往

908
00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:22,352
‪我們活著

909
00:50:23,061 --> 00:50:25,689
‪12公尺高的瀑布,英勇跳下去

910
00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:27,232
‪你有拿運動攝影機吧?

911
00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:30,652
‪糟糕

912
00:50:30,652 --> 00:50:31,903
‪幹

913
00:50:31,903 --> 00:50:34,698
‪等等,我他媽忘了運動攝影機

914
00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:39,703
{\an8}‪(第52天,離回程還有17天)

915
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:43,790
{\an8}‪各位早安,康妮拿了椰子

916
00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:47,127
‪我們現在用四輪驅動模式

917
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:50,338
‪再開兩小時就到文明世界了

918
00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:54,634
‪這條路很難走,跟整個旅程一樣

919
00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:02,684
‪我們回聖荷西時,月經總算來了

920
00:51:02,684 --> 00:51:04,519
‪我想:“危機解除”

921
00:51:04,519 --> 00:51:07,647
‪我們可以回歸正常生活

922
00:51:07,647 --> 00:51:10,525
‪感謝哥斯大黎加避孕藥的臨門一腳

923
00:51:10,525 --> 00:51:14,946
‪碰到這麼多倒楣事後,總算有好消息

924
00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:17,157
‪我實在鬆了一口氣

925
00:51:28,877 --> 00:51:30,087
‪那邊怎麼回事?

926
00:51:33,715 --> 00:51:35,675
‪大家好,我叫麥特

927
00:51:36,176 --> 00:51:39,096
{\an8}‪我已經在哥斯大黎加隔離六個禮拜

928
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:40,430
{\an8}‪別急

929
00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:43,767
{\an8}‪大家好,我叫麥特

930
00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:46,853
{\an8}‪已經在哥斯大黎加隔離六個禮拜了

931
00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,981
{\an8}‪可是別急,這還不是最扯的

932
00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:52,859
{\an8}‪大家好,這位是康妮

933
00:51:53,401 --> 00:51:55,779
{\an8}‪全哥斯大黎加最美的女人

934
00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:59,199
{\an8}‪-甜言蜜語
‪-你們看看她,妳要去哪裡?

935
00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:02,744
‪我不知道他怎麼跟你們說
‪可是他把我困在這裡

936
00:52:02,744 --> 00:52:05,330
‪逼我運動、逼我做菜給他吃

937
00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:08,583
‪救命啊!誰在他愛上我之前快來救我

938
00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:09,543
‪喂!

939
00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:12,838
‪首先,我覺得妳講反了

940
00:52:13,338 --> 00:52:16,967
‪我才不會愛上妳,也許反過來才對

941
00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,177
‪-我才不會心動
‪-最好是啦

942
00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:21,680
‪我們在這裡都玩得很開心

943
00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:23,932
‪有爭議

944
00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:29,479
{\an8}‪我上傳介紹康妮的影音部落格時

945
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:30,897
{\an8}‪等於用我的方法

946
00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:35,569
{\an8}‪正式宣告我們要邁入下一個階段

947
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:39,781
{\an8}‪(影片上傳中)

948
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:43,493
‪今天是淑女優惠日

949
00:52:43,493 --> 00:52:46,037
‪因為康妮在這裡沒有姊妹淘

950
00:52:46,788 --> 00:52:47,873
‪所以我來充數

951
00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:52,252
‪我又是個女人了
‪現在的睫毛又長又漂亮

952
00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:53,420
‪我把鬍子剃短了

953
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,132
‪-他看起來又像嬰兒了
‪-帥哥

954
00:52:57,132 --> 00:53:02,762
‪感覺就像:“好,不必宣傳
‪我們就是一國的,是一對”

955
00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:06,600
‪妳要什麼顏色?我全都喜歡

956
00:53:07,434 --> 00:53:09,644
‪-康妮餓到生氣了
‪-我才沒有

957
00:53:09,644 --> 00:53:12,022
‪這是餓到生氣的緊急狀況

958
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:16,151
‪-康妮,今天要做什麼?
‪-我們要去刺青

959
00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:19,112
‪康妮要在肋骨上刺“純樸生活”

960
00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:21,448
‪可是今天忘了抹身體除臭劑

961
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,033
‪又不是刺他的名字

962
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:26,203
‪只是紀念我們一起在這裡的時光

963
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:29,039
‪意思是“純粹生活”,我超愛這種生活

964
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:32,250
‪活得精彩
‪我們在哥斯大黎加就是這樣

965
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,878
‪最後我決定加上一隻鬣蜥

966
00:53:35,837 --> 00:53:37,714
‪小刺要紋在這裡

967
00:53:38,965 --> 00:53:42,302
‪現在牠還是在這裡,永遠嘲笑著我

968
00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:43,386
‪純樸生活

969
00:53:44,095 --> 00:53:45,931
‪(純樸生活)

970
00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:50,018
‪-你要把我弄瞎了
‪-妳開始生氣了嗎?

971
00:53:51,102 --> 00:53:55,941
‪沒有,我能對你的可愛臉生氣嗎?

972
00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:57,025
‪去吃吧

973
00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:01,696
‪暴力解決不了問題

974
00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:04,532
‪你沒種

975
00:54:11,748 --> 00:54:18,672
{\an8}‪(第58天,離回程還有11天)

976
00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,632
‪我上傳有康妮的影音部落格時

977
00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:23,260
‪並不知道會有多少人看到

978
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:28,056
‪有一個追蹤我的女孩子看到了
‪然後問:“我可以轉貼嗎?”

979
00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:29,641
‪(分享)

980
00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:33,228
{\an8}‪《時人》雜誌率先採訪我們

981
00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:39,234
‪從那時開始颳起一陣旋風
‪結果每個人都發現了

982
00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:43,113
‪(情侶第三次約會去哥斯大黎加
‪疫情爆發結果回不來)

983
00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:46,783
‪從那時起就有一個接一個的採訪

984
00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:48,702
{\an8}‪麥特羅伯森和黎康妮

985
00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:50,620
{\an8}‪一起困在哥斯大黎加

986
00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:56,710
‪本來是沒公開,甚至有點隨性的關係

987
00:54:56,710 --> 00:55:01,548
{\an8}‪現在全世界都知道我自行宣告有女友

988
00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:03,883
‪其中一次早期的採訪

989
00:55:03,883 --> 00:55:07,804
‪記者問我們:“你們算男女朋友嗎?”

990
00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:11,516
‪麥特說:“對啊”

991
00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:14,436
‪我心裡想:“是嗎?”

992
00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:18,857
‪麥特照常生活,好像沒講這句話一樣

993
00:55:19,357 --> 00:55:20,525
‪我受夠你了!

994
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:22,235
‪為什麼?

995
00:55:23,653 --> 00:55:26,614
‪說實話,我不喜歡私生活

996
00:55:26,614 --> 00:55:28,825
‪攤在世人面前

997
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:33,955
‪我同輩親戚開始看到
‪我阿姨開始傳訊息給我媽

998
00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:37,751
‪康妮說謊的報應總算來了

999
00:55:38,293 --> 00:55:41,463
‪我知道這件事會傳回公司
‪所以我跟老闆打電話

1000
00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:44,382
‪“我只是要讓你知道可能有消息傳出

1001
00:55:44,382 --> 00:55:47,385
‪說我過去幾個月其實去了哪裡

1002
00:55:47,385 --> 00:55:49,679
‪我其實是跟一個男的去哥斯大黎加”

1003
00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:53,266
‪他們覺得超好笑的:“謝天謝地”

1004
00:55:54,225 --> 00:55:56,686
{\an8}‪後來甚至讓我開始擔心

1005
00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:59,105
‪我爸可能已經看到了

1006
00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:02,442
‪但我還是鼓不起勇氣告訴他

1007
00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:15,121
‪我好緊張!

1008
00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:17,832
‪-為什麼?我們剛剛才拍過
‪-寶貝

1009
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:22,045
‪-好,傑瑞米請我們...
‪-什麼?

1010
00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:23,713
‪妳講的話太少

1011
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:27,217
‪重新開始

1012
00:56:28,134 --> 00:56:31,096
‪我討厭訪問,我討厭麥特的這一面

1013
00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:34,808
‪不知道他搞這些事的動機是什麼

1014
00:56:35,308 --> 00:56:37,852
‪我開始想:“要是我們回去

1015
00:56:37,852 --> 00:56:41,231
‪到最後分道揚鑣,兩人就完了呢?”

1016
00:56:41,231 --> 00:56:44,442
‪我覺得他們可能有在一起的壓力

1017
00:56:44,442 --> 00:56:46,277
‪大家會為他們加油

1018
00:56:46,277 --> 00:56:49,155
‪希望這是偉大感人的浪漫愛情故事

1019
00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:52,075
‪康妮有時會問:“如果不是呢?

1020
00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:54,285
‪我不想讓大家失望”

1021
00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:57,247
‪我說:“妳不能這樣想
‪妳必須要為自己想”

1022
00:56:57,247 --> 00:57:00,875
‪如果要跟某個人在一起
‪必須是因為妳想跟他們在一起

1023
00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:04,170
‪-康妮為了應付這些壓力...
‪-嗨

1024
00:57:04,170 --> 00:57:06,047
‪...開始變裝

1025
00:57:06,047 --> 00:57:08,758
‪她戴上我買給她的棒球帽

1026
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,302
‪不會有人看到我的真面目

1027
00:57:11,302 --> 00:57:13,805
‪不准要簽名和照片,拜託

1028
00:57:14,472 --> 00:57:16,266
‪麥特會說:“我們要出名了

1029
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:17,517
‪我可以應付

1030
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,310
‪我很擅長這個”

1031
00:57:19,310 --> 00:57:23,773
‪但我覺得這不是康妮當初想要的

1032
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:30,613
‪-這些真的都是康妮的
‪-沒有全都我的啦

1033
00:57:30,613 --> 00:57:33,658
‪我只吃了這麼一小盤
‪還有這半片三明治

1034
00:57:33,658 --> 00:57:35,285
‪其他都是她吃的

1035
00:57:35,785 --> 00:57:37,912
‪菜還沒上完呢

1036
00:57:37,912 --> 00:57:39,247
‪她真是怪物

1037
00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:41,875
‪大家都傳訊息問我那篇報導

1038
00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:44,335
‪我姊姊在群組聊天室裡,她說...

1039
00:57:44,335 --> 00:57:46,671
‪(小柴/姊姊:我在雜誌上看到妳

1040
00:57:46,671 --> 00:57:48,715
‪(金波/姊姊:笑死)

1041
00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:50,592
{\an8}‪(小柴/姊姊:糟糕,傳錯群組)

1042
00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:52,135
{\an8}‪(阿妹/媽媽)

1043
00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:55,847
‪現在我媽傳笑臉圖示
‪媽的,我家人是怎麼了?

1044
00:57:55,847 --> 00:57:57,932
‪-讓我看
‪-她們只會越搞越糟

1045
00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:02,729
‪問題是這五人之中
‪其中一個是她的父親

1046
00:58:03,229 --> 00:58:05,899
‪他不知道我在這裡

1047
00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:09,569
‪康妮的爸爸,我要你知道我是好人

1048
00:58:10,069 --> 00:58:14,324
‪我有照顧好康妮,不讓她受蜘蛛攻擊

1049
00:58:15,408 --> 00:58:17,285
‪蟲子就沒辦法了

1050
00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:20,246
‪她被蟲子咬了好多包,但我盡力了

1051
00:58:20,747 --> 00:58:22,832
‪-而且...
‪-爸爸,他是個好人

1052
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:26,377
‪...不要太生康妮的氣

1053
00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:29,756
‪-她只是不想讓你...
‪-我媽討厭鬍子

1054
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,758
‪-...知道真相,妳媽討厭鬍子?
‪-對

1055
00:58:31,758 --> 00:58:33,134
‪靠,現在我...

1056
00:58:33,134 --> 00:58:34,260
‪嗨,康妮的媽媽

1057
00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:35,845
‪我是好人

1058
00:58:35,845 --> 00:58:39,349
‪我的鬍子比以前好看多了,所以...

1059
00:58:40,141 --> 00:58:42,143
‪妳看我的新刺青,是小刺

1060
00:58:42,143 --> 00:58:45,063
‪-他們討厭刺青
‪-那就別看了吧

1061
00:58:46,272 --> 00:58:47,482
‪越講越糟糕

1062
00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:54,697
{\an8}‪(第69天,離回程還有9天)

1063
00:58:54,697 --> 00:58:56,533
{\an8}‪早安

1064
00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:58,743
‪這是幹嘛?

1065
00:58:59,494 --> 00:59:00,745
‪我們的航班取消了

1066
00:59:00,745 --> 00:59:01,746
‪我看到了

1067
00:59:01,746 --> 00:59:03,498
‪妳已經知道了?我就知道

1068
00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:09,504
‪我們有好多次都差點就能回家

1069
00:59:10,004 --> 00:59:10,880
‪結果都沒有

1070
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:12,423
‪我們要做什麼?

1071
00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:16,386
‪現在已經不好玩了,我們回家吧

1072
00:59:16,886 --> 00:59:17,887
‪這是妳的詭計

1073
00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:19,264
‪沒有,唯一還有...

1074
00:59:19,264 --> 00:59:22,850
‪妳打電話叫他們取消班機,對不對?

1075
00:59:22,850 --> 00:59:24,185
‪玩得太開心了

1076
00:59:24,686 --> 00:59:28,898
‪唯一還有飛的大使館包機明天起飛

1077
00:59:28,898 --> 00:59:30,400
‪只剩下三個位子

1078
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:33,903
‪當時他們透過大使館宣布

1079
00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:36,864
‪他們會推出政府包機

1080
00:59:36,864 --> 00:59:39,742
‪我們得坐這班飛機回家,所以咬著牙

1081
00:59:39,742 --> 00:59:42,620
‪花了幾千美元回家

1082
00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:44,497
‪這次感覺是真的

1083
00:59:44,497 --> 00:59:47,584
‪已經確認了,還在我的手機裡

1084
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:49,460
‪我們回美國去吧

1085
00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:50,837
‪(聖荷西)

1086
00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:53,464
‪希望還有最後一個地方可住

1087
00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:54,966
‪祝福我們吧

1088
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:07,103
‪(媽媽:妳一定要
‪告訴爸爸妳跟誰去)

1089
01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:08,104
‪(康妮:好啦)

1090
01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:11,816
‪我媽說:“他遲早會知道
‪妳主動告訴他比較好

1091
01:00:11,816 --> 01:00:13,693
‪免得他自己發現”

1092
01:00:13,693 --> 01:00:18,656
‪“就說妳跟他交往一段時間
‪別跟他說你們剛剛才認識...”

1093
01:00:18,656 --> 01:00:20,533
‪妳又要騙他?

1094
01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:22,160
‪妳又要騙他

1095
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:24,746
‪對,但這樣說謊的程度比較輕

1096
01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:28,666
‪這樣能讓他比較容易接受

1097
01:00:28,666 --> 01:00:32,420
‪他會看到那些報導
‪妳要跟他說報導都在騙人?

1098
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:33,588
‪對

1099
01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:35,757
‪你難道沒騙過你爸媽?

1100
01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:39,969
‪有,但沒有全都騙

1101
01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:42,555
‪妳聽起來好像這輩子都在騙他們

1102
01:00:42,555 --> 01:00:43,598
‪差不多吧

1103
01:00:45,058 --> 01:00:47,226
‪-妳會騙我嗎?
‪-我說過了

1104
01:00:47,226 --> 01:00:49,312
‪-什麼?
‪-我絕對不會騙你

1105
01:00:49,937 --> 01:00:51,939
‪妳說這句話時為什麼在笑?

1106
01:00:52,732 --> 01:00:53,566
‪我不知道

1107
01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:58,446
‪因為我爸經常限制我
‪所以我說謊,這樣才比較自由

1108
01:00:58,446 --> 01:01:00,198
‪-所以如果我不限制妳...
‪-對

1109
01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:04,827
‪如果你開始管東管西
‪我就會從那時開始騙你

1110
01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:05,745
‪好

1111
01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:11,417
‪妳要吐了,為什麼?

1112
01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:13,920
‪我很討厭跟我爸講話

1113
01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:19,592
‪我知道她打那通電話一定會有點焦慮

1114
01:01:19,592 --> 01:01:23,262
‪這件事她已經拖了一段時間

1115
01:01:24,055 --> 01:01:25,598
‪妳這樣好漂亮喔

1116
01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:28,267
‪我知道,真希望我受訪時這麼漂亮

1117
01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:29,852
‪噁心

1118
01:01:31,896 --> 01:01:33,272
‪滾開啦!

1119
01:01:36,984 --> 01:01:39,237
‪喂,爸爸

1120
01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:41,239
‪嗨,妳還好吧?

1121
01:01:41,239 --> 01:01:43,116
‪你那邊有什麼新聞嗎?

1122
01:01:44,283 --> 01:01:45,368
‪沒什麼

1123
01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:48,454
‪別跟我說妳的班機取消了

1124
01:01:49,455 --> 01:01:51,833
‪沒有啦,可是...

1125
01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:53,668
‪糟糕,所以怎麼回事?

1126
01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:57,004
‪你知道我是跟朋友來的吧?

1127
01:01:57,505 --> 01:01:58,589
‪對

1128
01:01:58,589 --> 01:02:03,428
‪其中一個朋友算是我的交往對象

1129
01:02:05,221 --> 01:02:06,848
‪等一下,是男的?

1130
01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:08,683
‪對

1131
01:02:09,225 --> 01:02:12,854
‪我以為妳說妳們都是...都是女生?

1132
01:02:13,354 --> 01:02:15,231
‪沒有,我只說是朋友

1133
01:02:16,774 --> 01:02:19,610
‪好,這樣不行哦

1134
01:02:20,486 --> 01:02:22,947
‪有人聽到我們的事情

1135
01:02:22,947 --> 01:02:24,449
‪覺得很喜歡

1136
01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:27,744
‪結果現在新聞開始報了

1137
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:32,165
‪我們現在有點出名了

1138
01:02:32,790 --> 01:02:35,543
‪講話要非常小心

1139
01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:38,880
‪他開始進入爸爸模式,開始說教

1140
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:42,258
‪“妳說的話全都會永遠留在網路上

1141
01:02:42,258 --> 01:02:43,509
‪一定要小心”

1142
01:02:43,509 --> 01:02:46,763
‪所以我想:“好,快跳過說教的部分

1143
01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:50,767
‪別再提那個男的,也許老爸會忘記”

1144
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:54,270
‪另一件事,妳沒說妳跟一個男的出去

1145
01:02:54,937 --> 01:02:57,190
‪跟一個男的在一起兩個月,拜託

1146
01:02:58,483 --> 01:02:59,442
‪-這樣不...
‪-對啊

1147
01:03:01,068 --> 01:03:02,820
‪對啊,這樣不行哦,康妮

1148
01:03:03,529 --> 01:03:07,909
‪我們連這傢伙是誰都不認識
‪也不知道他是什麼樣的人

1149
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:13,539
‪我知道妳有自己的判斷力

1150
01:03:13,539 --> 01:03:15,041
‪可是...

1151
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:17,960
‪這樣很久,妳也知道

1152
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:21,172
‪對啊,我們沒想到會這麼久

1153
01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:23,299
‪我不是單獨跟他在一起

1154
01:03:24,175 --> 01:03:25,051
‪-好嗎?
‪-好

1155
01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:26,511
‪妳跟媽媽講了沒?

1156
01:03:27,845 --> 01:03:29,680
‪我跟你講完就會打給她

1157
01:03:30,181 --> 01:03:33,184
‪媽媽一定會想看他的照片之類的

1158
01:03:33,768 --> 01:03:36,062
‪-好,我會傳訊息跟她講的
‪-好

1159
01:03:37,313 --> 01:03:40,191
‪好,愛你喔

1160
01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:42,193
‪好,我也愛妳

1161
01:03:42,693 --> 01:03:43,528
‪再見

1162
01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:45,238
‪好,再見

1163
01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:48,825
‪我以為我爸的反應會更...

1164
01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:55,414
‪也許會比較嚴厲,批評我做的決定

1165
01:03:55,414 --> 01:03:57,792
‪可是他把我當成大人看

1166
01:03:57,792 --> 01:04:00,253
‪讓我質疑自己幹嘛說謊

1167
01:04:00,253 --> 01:04:03,673
‪跟我爸講實話的感覺很新鮮

1168
01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:04,882
‪好了

1169
01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:07,134
‪告訴我剛才怎麼樣

1170
01:04:08,010 --> 01:04:09,971
‪-還順利嗎?
‪-老爸訓了我一頓

1171
01:04:09,971 --> 01:04:10,888
‪訓什麼?

1172
01:04:10,888 --> 01:04:15,226
‪他強調跟媒體講話要小心

1173
01:04:15,226 --> 01:04:17,979
‪“妳不知道那些話會把妳害得多慘”

1174
01:04:19,063 --> 01:04:21,566
‪他怎麼說...我?

1175
01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:24,735
‪他說:“妳跟男的去那邊?

1176
01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:26,362
‪這樣不行哦”

1177
01:04:29,282 --> 01:04:31,784
‪我沒有覺得如釋重負

1178
01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:34,996
‪因為我知道他現在會想這件事

1179
01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:36,831
‪像是如果老爸去查呢?

1180
01:04:37,331 --> 01:04:40,334
‪對,這樣反而讓我壓力更大了一點

1181
01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:51,137
‪(第78天,離回程還有1天)

1182
01:04:54,181 --> 01:04:56,267
‪這是我們的最後一天

1183
01:04:56,934 --> 01:04:59,395
‪沒錯,在哥斯大黎加的最後一天

1184
01:05:00,688 --> 01:05:01,981
‪妳覺得怎麼樣?

1185
01:05:01,981 --> 01:05:03,316
‪我準備要回家了

1186
01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:04,233
‪真的?

1187
01:05:05,067 --> 01:05:07,069
‪妳是說準備到德州了

1188
01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:13,826
‪康妮在這裡的最後幾天有點疏離

1189
01:05:14,702 --> 01:05:17,163
‪很怪,是因為我們要走了嗎?

1190
01:05:17,163 --> 01:05:20,374
‪還是我做錯什麼?我不知道該怎麼想

1191
01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:33,471
‪-妳要做什麼,康妮小姐?
‪-報到

1192
01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:35,681
‪-報什麼?
‪-我們回家的飛機

1193
01:05:35,681 --> 01:05:40,811
‪第78天,我們要報到了
‪我們通常沒辦法到這一關

1194
01:05:42,396 --> 01:05:46,484
‪我爸傳給我一篇文章
‪“網路絕對不會忘記”,全都大寫

1195
01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:49,904
‪你也不准忘記

1196
01:05:50,988 --> 01:05:52,531
‪我絕對不會忘記妳的

1197
01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:55,993
‪所以問題是...

1198
01:05:57,787 --> 01:05:58,996
‪我在想...

1199
01:05:59,538 --> 01:06:01,540
‪我要怎麼裝成隨口問問的語氣?

1200
01:06:01,540 --> 01:06:02,875
‪你在想什麼?

1201
01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:07,171
‪我不知道,這趟旅行下來
‪妳覺得自己有任何改變嗎?

1202
01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:09,090
‪還是妳都沒變?

1203
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:11,092
‪我覺得我沒變

1204
01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:13,344
‪-沒有,可是...
‪-你是指我個人嗎?

1205
01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:14,428
‪-對
‪-我這個人嗎?

1206
01:06:14,428 --> 01:06:18,808
‪妳玩這趟後完全沒變?
‪完全沒有新體驗?

1207
01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:22,144
‪我說過我不想讓自己容易受傷

1208
01:06:23,104 --> 01:06:24,230
‪好,這是一個問題

1209
01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:27,608
‪我覺得妳這趟玩下來
‪讓自己更容易受傷了

1210
01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:30,069
‪-你強迫我...
‪-我沒有強迫妳

1211
01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:33,489
‪-...陷入很尷尬的處境
‪-是妳選擇要容易受傷的

1212
01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:39,036
‪我覺得我們一開始都還有防備心...

1213
01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:42,164
‪防備心很重

1214
01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:44,750
‪我在流汗了

1215
01:06:48,379 --> 01:06:52,258
‪妳覺得妳什麼時候開始
‪卸下一點點心防的?

1216
01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:54,135
‪看到真正的妳

1217
01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:56,721
‪你還是有設下心防嗎?

1218
01:06:57,513 --> 01:06:58,973
‪是我問妳問題耶

1219
01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:01,684
‪妳什麼時候開始卸下心防的?

1220
01:07:02,184 --> 01:07:05,771
‪我覺得最近又升高了

1221
01:07:06,313 --> 01:07:09,108
‪什麼意思?妳什麼時候又設下心防?

1222
01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:12,653
‪我只是想小心一點

1223
01:07:14,405 --> 01:07:15,865
‪妳好悲觀喔

1224
01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:19,452
‪-享受當下就好了
‪-我不想抱太大希望

1225
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:22,329
‪不用抱太大希望,享受當下就好了

1226
01:07:22,830 --> 01:07:23,914
‪我想啊

1227
01:07:23,914 --> 01:07:26,208
‪妳說妳不會太去想未來

1228
01:07:26,208 --> 01:07:28,627
‪是啊,可是大家都在問

1229
01:07:28,627 --> 01:07:31,505
‪“你們接下來要幹嘛?
‪妳現在要怎麼做?”

1230
01:07:31,505 --> 01:07:34,508
‪“你們回去後會怎樣?”我不知道!

1231
01:07:35,009 --> 01:07:36,010
‪沒人知道

1232
01:07:38,679 --> 01:07:43,476
‪在我自行宣布我們是男女朋友後

1233
01:07:43,476 --> 01:07:47,521
‪我知道這個舉動讓她心慌意亂

1234
01:07:48,272 --> 01:07:52,485
‪幾乎讓她回復到又有心防的狀態

1235
01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:54,445
‪只因為我的愚蠢舉動

1236
01:07:56,363 --> 01:07:59,909
‪我們總算能離開時,感覺既悲又喜

1237
01:08:00,409 --> 01:08:04,580
‪這趟旅程不只是度假
‪更讓我終生難忘

1238
01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:08,375
‪我沒辦法回家後假裝什麼事都沒有

1239
01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:11,170
‪再見,哥斯大黎加

1240
01:08:12,046 --> 01:08:16,008
‪我會想念這個美景的
‪各位,我們要走了,好難相信

1241
01:08:16,801 --> 01:08:18,761
‪真不敢相信我竟然還算準時

1242
01:08:19,678 --> 01:08:23,766
‪如果飛機真的起飛
‪我們就是在離開三個月後回美國

1243
01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:25,059
‪會起飛好嗎?

1244
01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:28,229
‪我想:“我們是不是
‪擺脫不了訪問的後果?

1245
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:32,650
‪我脫離不了這個男人了嗎?
‪我們回去以後要怎麼辦?”

1246
01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:35,194
‪我們沒有討論過以後會怎麼樣

1247
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:37,947
‪如果我們只是分道揚鑣呢?

1248
01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:39,657
‪康妮很生我的氣

1249
01:08:39,657 --> 01:08:42,743
‪因為機場的人認出我們...

1250
01:08:42,743 --> 01:08:44,078
‪我不想被人認出來

1251
01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:46,288
‪...跑到我們面前祝福我們

1252
01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:49,375
‪妳在哥斯大黎加小有名氣了

1253
01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:52,086
‪-可以幫我簽名嗎?
‪-閉嘴啦

1254
01:08:53,671 --> 01:08:55,339
‪-要幫忙嗎?
‪-不要

1255
01:08:56,048 --> 01:08:57,466
‪我不需要你

1256
01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:00,594
‪妳只想要我

1257
01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:10,896
‪上機了

1258
01:09:14,942 --> 01:09:16,277
‪歡迎大家搭乘

1259
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:19,947
‪我們直飛美國休士頓
‪航程是3小時又27分鐘

1260
01:09:20,531 --> 01:09:21,532
‪歡迎各位

1261
01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:26,704
‪(聖荷西)

1262
01:09:27,538 --> 01:09:29,540
‪(德州休士頓)

1263
01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:32,960
‪我們到了

1264
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,589
‪但是得通過海關,不知道妳行不行

1265
01:09:37,089 --> 01:09:38,424
‪-喂
‪-妳很麻煩

1266
01:09:38,424 --> 01:09:39,383
‪你才是

1267
01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:42,720
‪(國際航班入境大廳)

1268
01:09:47,683 --> 01:09:48,851
‪(燒烤餐廳)

1269
01:09:50,269 --> 01:09:51,478
‪(內用、外帶,請進)

1270
01:09:51,478 --> 01:09:53,272
‪他們有馬鈴薯沙拉

1271
01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:55,399
‪-裡面味道好香
‪-對啊

1272
01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:57,067
‪放下來

1273
01:09:57,067 --> 01:09:58,652
‪妳剛才問我什麼?

1274
01:09:58,652 --> 01:10:00,863
‪我說:“我們的週年紀念日是幾時?”

1275
01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:03,407
‪第一次約會還是男女朋友?

1276
01:10:04,074 --> 01:10:05,367
‪男女朋友

1277
01:10:06,076 --> 01:10:07,286
‪-我...
‪-給我

1278
01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:09,496
‪我們的週年紀念日是幾時?

1279
01:10:14,501 --> 01:10:15,920
‪你連問都沒問我

1280
01:10:16,545 --> 01:10:17,379
‪問什麼?

1281
01:10:17,963 --> 01:10:19,673
‪-問妳要當我女朋友嗎?
‪-對啊

1282
01:10:21,008 --> 01:10:23,385
‪好,妳要當我女朋友嗎?

1283
01:10:23,385 --> 01:10:24,303
‪不要!

1284
01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:28,682
‪妳是故意的

1285
01:10:28,682 --> 01:10:30,309
‪-妳要當我女朋友嗎?
‪-別拍了

1286
01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:31,727
‪妳要當我女朋友嗎?

1287
01:10:31,727 --> 01:10:33,020
‪好啦!

1288
01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:35,064
‪我不能接受這種答案

1289
01:10:35,773 --> 01:10:36,607
‪好

1290
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:39,860
‪麥特湯瑪斯羅伯森

1291
01:10:41,528 --> 01:10:42,696
‪你是我的男朋友

1292
01:10:45,699 --> 01:10:48,494
‪她答應了,所以我們是一對了

1293
01:10:54,458 --> 01:10:57,211
‪我並不是在那時想
‪“我知道我愛這個人”

1294
01:10:58,128 --> 01:11:00,673
‪而是這段期間所有經歷的累積

1295
01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:04,551
‪他所做過的每件事
‪他給我的整體感覺

1296
01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:09,014
‪我才終於發現原來那種感覺一直都在

1297
01:11:13,686 --> 01:11:16,313
‪(麥特和康妮回家一個月後同居)

1298
01:11:16,313 --> 01:11:19,400
‪各位,今天搬家,前幾個箱子

1299
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,402
‪最大的改變

1300
01:11:21,902 --> 01:11:24,280
‪就是以前對我來說很重要的事

1301
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:27,700
{\an8}‪例如發文還有別人按讚帶來的興奮感

1302
01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:33,497
‪現在都被我跟康妮的感情所取代

1303
01:11:33,497 --> 01:11:36,667
‪我不需要想辦法跟網友聯絡

1304
01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:41,797
‪因為現在這種感情才是最重要的

1305
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:46,176
‪(麥特和康妮開車
‪橫越美國,拜會彼此的父母)

1306
01:11:46,176 --> 01:11:50,055
‪橋在那裡,過了那座橋就是緬因州

1307
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,808
{\an8}‪在緬因州享用龍蝦大餐

1308
01:11:53,517 --> 01:11:55,019
‪康妮來見我的家人

1309
01:11:55,519 --> 01:11:57,563
{\an8}‪而且她交了新男友

1310
01:11:57,563 --> 01:11:58,772
{\an8}‪小蓋,打聲招呼

1311
01:11:58,772 --> 01:11:59,815
‪嗨

1312
01:12:02,985 --> 01:12:04,236
‪鮑伯

1313
01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:07,072
‪-鮑伯
‪-你還好嗎?

1314
01:12:08,032 --> 01:12:09,867
‪-好久不見
‪-好久不見

1315
01:12:09,867 --> 01:12:11,368
‪(西雅圖往西)

1316
01:12:15,706 --> 01:12:17,207
‪你說這個叫什麼?

1317
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:20,794
‪其實就是鴨...鴨蛋

1318
01:12:21,628 --> 01:12:25,007
‪好,現在把殼剝掉

1319
01:12:25,507 --> 01:12:26,967
‪然後...

1320
01:12:30,637 --> 01:12:33,223
‪-味道如何?
‪-沒有外觀那麼恐怖

1321
01:12:33,223 --> 01:12:34,308
‪我不知道

1322
01:12:36,101 --> 01:12:38,187
‪好,黎先生,比誰先到上面

1323
01:12:41,774 --> 01:12:44,151
‪(他們八個月後
‪慶祝第一個週年紀念日)

1324
01:12:44,151 --> 01:12:47,488
‪他讓我覺得跟他在一起真的很自在

1325
01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:51,367
‪不會管東管西,也讓我發揮個人本色

1326
01:12:51,867 --> 01:12:54,411
‪不必覺得必須跟他說謊

1327
01:12:54,411 --> 01:12:57,581
‪更別說我本來已經放棄愛情

1328
01:12:57,581 --> 01:13:00,125
‪不想再談戀愛了

1329
01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:02,920
‪現在還是能有這種感覺

1330
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:04,797
‪“其實還是有好人的”

1331
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:07,174
‪(他們共同養了一隻狗,叫班克斯)

1332
01:13:07,174 --> 01:13:09,635
‪牠是我們的寶貝女兒,班克斯

1333
01:13:10,135 --> 01:13:11,470
‪康妮的最愛

1334
01:13:11,970 --> 01:13:15,265
‪我以前地位比較高
‪班克斯來了以後就沒了

1335
01:13:15,265 --> 01:13:18,102
‪牠在家裡地位最高
‪我們下次刺青就刺班克斯

1336
01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:19,520
‪(麥特的丸子頭暫時還在)

1337
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,898
‪她一直在等這一天,開始吧

1338
01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:28,695
‪剪掉了

1339
01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:30,781
‪再見

1340
01:13:30,781 --> 01:13:33,951
‪(麥特和康妮
‪還在永無止境的第三次約會)

1341
01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:36,703
‪我才不會愛上妳

1342
01:13:36,703 --> 01:13:38,956
‪最好是啦!

1343
01:14:51,778 --> 01:14:54,239
‪字幕翻譯:溫鳳祺