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I almost filed a missing persons report. 14 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,770 I'm not that predictable. 15 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:44,646 - Oh, says the woman whose standing order 16 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:46,022 hasn't changed in three years. 17 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:48,942 I can be flexible. 18 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,194 - Oh, good, because today I made it 19 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,695 with our new light roast espresso. 20 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:53,780 Let me know what you think. 21 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,243 Great. 22 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:01,329 [quirky music] 23 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:03,873 ♪ ♪ 24 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,333 - Mmm, mmm! - Hmm. 25 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:06,876 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 26 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:10,380 Look at you, taking risks. 27 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,549 It's... 28 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,592 tangy. 29 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:16,970 - I can't have the customers seeing you make that face. 30 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,096 - I'll remake it. - [sighs] Thank you. 31 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,557 - Okay, those two close to us. 32 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:21,850 What do you think? 33 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,059 Okay, I'm gonna say 34 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:25,270 they've known each other for two weeks. 35 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,980 Agreed. 36 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,773 No one plays footsie after dozens of dates. 37 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:31,317 I'm gonna guess...third date. 38 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,819 Concur. 39 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,823 How about the couple by the door? 40 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,868 - Hmm, okay, I'm spying wedding rings, 41 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,744 but they're both in their own world. 42 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:43,538 I'm gonna guess this is def part of their morning routine. 43 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,331 - They've definitely been married for at least 20 years, 44 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,876 and this is probably their, like, 200th date. 45 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,586 [phone chimes] 46 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,754 Somebody's blowing up. 47 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:53,214 Oh, yeah, it's just my dad. 48 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,799 He still hasn't figured out that you can send 49 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:57,260 more than one sentence per text. 50 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,804 He's just wishing me luck on the pitch today. 51 00:02:59,804 --> 00:03:02,390 - [gasps] It's today? Get it. 52 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:03,516 I'm nervous. 53 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,434 I've just been waiting for the perfect time 54 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:05,935 to approach my boss. 55 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:06,853 I have a very carefully prepared speech. 56 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,980 - [gasps] A surprise to no one. 57 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,649 - You know, I think today I'm just-- 58 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:12,567 I'm just gonna go for it. 59 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,903 Remember, you are brave. 60 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,070 I'm brave. 61 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:18,198 - You are strong. - I'm strong. 62 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,116 - You are the scrupulosity of a brain surgeon 63 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:23,203 and the blind competence of a tween pop star. 64 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,246 - I have-- 65 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,916 aw, thank you. 66 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,584 Oh, I gotta go. 67 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,462 - Wish me luck. - Okay. 68 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,923 Get that bag, honey. 69 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,926 [upbeat music] 70 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:45,058 ♪ ♪ 71 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,272 I am strong. I am brave. 72 00:03:51,272 --> 00:03:54,067 I am a scrupulous pop star surgeon. 73 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,694 Whatever. 74 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:59,822 ♪ ♪ 75 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:03,618 Okay, you got this. 76 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,745 Reason number one: 77 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,497 it's important--nay, historic. 78 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,790 Perfect. 79 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:15,964 ♪ ♪ 80 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:20,551 Can I have two minutes of your time? 81 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:21,844 - Actually, now-- 82 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,763 I am the best person 83 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,432 to take on the upcoming First Lady profile piece. 84 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:30,478 In this presentation, I will map out the 19 1/2 reasons... 85 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:32,397 19 1/2? 86 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,565 - That I am the most experienced and knowledgeable 87 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:37,360 writer to take on this important--nay, historic 88 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,153 interview for "Belle Fair." 89 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:40,196 Reason number one-- 90 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,447 - Kacey... [clears throat] 91 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,615 I actually have another assignment 92 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:43,866 for you to tackle first. 93 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:44,993 - But I really have-- 94 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,120 And if that goes well, 95 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,955 I'll consider you for the First Lady piece. 96 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,207 Okay, okay, sure. 97 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,209 What is it? Toxicity of hustle culture? 98 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,044 Double standards of women in the workplace? 99 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:56,379 Oh, you know, actually, I would love 100 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,589 to cover the increasing cultural irrelevance 101 00:04:58,589 --> 00:04:59,507 of beauty pageants. 102 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:02,218 - Okay, it's a TokFlix celebrity. 103 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,306 Say more words. 104 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,891 - @TheRomancingRyan is a TokFlix celebrity 105 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:11,352 that's known for his dating advice for women. 106 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,896 He has an upcoming book that he'd like to promote, 107 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:16,607 so we--you--are going to be shadowing him for a week, 108 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:19,319 writing a profile piece on him and his work, 109 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,280 and all that will lead up to our L.A. singles night 110 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,490 that "Belle Fair" is sponsoring next weekend 111 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:28,077 and that Ryan has generously offered to emcee. 112 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:31,122 With all due respect, 113 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,166 I don't think that I'm a good fit 114 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,794 for some arrogant TokFlix love doctor. 115 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:39,422 My wheelhouse is more topics that are actually-- 116 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:42,967 - Kacey, I'd like you to meet Ryan. 117 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:47,013 - The aforementioned arrogant TokFlix love guru, was it? 118 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,389 "Doctor." 119 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,810 Nice to meet you @TheRomanc-- 120 00:05:52,810 --> 00:05:54,979 - Ryan, you can just call me Ryan. 121 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:58,066 Well... 122 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:01,819 This'll be fun. 123 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:08,785 ♪ ♪ 124 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,459 [sighs] 125 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,669 - My gosh. - Hey, you okay? 126 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:20,088 No. 127 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,090 - [gasps] Is that The Romancing Ryan? 128 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,803 What is he doing here? 129 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:28,930 I'm profiling him. 130 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,307 Seriously? 131 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:33,309 - Wait, you actually know who he is? 132 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:34,685 Everybody knows who he is. 133 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:37,230 He has, like, 8 million followers on TokFlix. 134 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,439 Besides, what kind of a social media manager 135 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:39,982 would I be if I didn't know that? 136 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:42,235 - Well, then maybe you should be the one interviewing him. 137 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,112 I'm a terrible fit for this assignment. 138 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,822 I'm not on social media at all. 139 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,657 I hate dating apps. 140 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,450 - Hey, don't knock 'em till you've tried 'em. 141 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,953 I mean, it's been six months since-- 142 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,080 Ah! Hard pass. 143 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,332 Those apps are too much like grocery shopping. 144 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:57,917 They reduced people to commodities. 145 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,002 - I don't know, I wouldn't mind grocery shopping so much 146 00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:02,338 if I could pick up a snack like Ryan. 147 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,340 - Maisie, could you just-- 148 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:07,093 - Sorry. Okay, all I'm saying is, 149 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,803 this assignment might not be the worst thing. 150 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,555 - [sighs] - Okay? 151 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:15,351 Sometimes it pays to try something new... 152 00:07:15,351 --> 00:07:18,563 and muscly and... 153 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,106 tall. He's so tall. 154 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:30,533 Okay, The Romancing Ryan. 155 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,744 Who are you? 156 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:36,372 - All right, ladies, remember, when you're dating someone, 157 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:37,999 especially if you're really into him, 158 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,417 you make sure that you are in the talking phase 159 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,586 with at least five other guys 160 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,004 on the apps at the same time. 161 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,547 He's gonna sense that you have options, 162 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,799 and he's gonna work even harder to win you over. 163 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,676 Works every time. 164 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:51,053 - Manipulative and commitment-phobic. 165 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:52,889 - Also, ladies, do not forget, 166 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,267 always aim to be interesting but not too interested-- 167 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,478 the fastest way to hook a guy. 168 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,438 That doesn't even make sense. 169 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,482 - DaisyGirl136 commented on my last video, 170 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,485 "Ryan, any advice for getting over heartbreak?" 171 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,403 [sighs] 172 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:09,071 DaisyGirl, I'm sorry that you've been 173 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:10,490 going through a tough time. 174 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,867 Bouncing back from heartbreak can be brutal. 175 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:18,331 And my best advice... 176 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,916 is, you gotta get back out there 177 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,126 and get on the apps as soon as possible, girl. 178 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:23,753 If you wanna find love again, 179 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,297 make sure to like, subscribe, and follow for part two 180 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,924 on this space. 181 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,634 I'll be dropping more tips and tricks all week. 182 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:32,887 Ugh, God, unbelievable. 183 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,106 How'd the pitch go? 184 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:45,858 Did you slay? 185 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:47,652 - Oh, yeah, I slayed, all right. 186 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:49,737 If I by slay, you mean I somehow managed to not get 187 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:51,989 the profile I wanted, was assigned to a different piece, 188 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:53,366 and then met and insulted my new subject 189 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,034 all in one meeting. 190 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,495 - Screwing up a meeting that bad is low-key impressive. 191 00:08:57,495 --> 00:09:00,331 - Yeah, well, I'm nothing if not an overachiever. 192 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:02,667 Mm, anyway, I have to go. 193 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,211 I have my first interview with The Romancing Ryan 194 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,754 this morning, so... 195 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:09,632 - Ooh, I love him. Such a snack. 196 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,467 - Why do people keep calling him that? 197 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:12,552 - Because he's got a totally snatched body 198 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,886 and a face to match. 199 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,304 Snatched? 200 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:16,514 Is that, like, a--[scoffs] 201 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:19,850 Like, a TokFlix term I should know? 202 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:23,354 - Aw, you have so much to learn. 203 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,523 - Well, whatever it is, I doubt Ryan is gonna be 204 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:26,732 the one to teach it to me. 205 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:29,277 His dating advice is total garbage, 206 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,696 and I need to write a credible piece on him 207 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,072 even if he's a total hack. 208 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,949 - It's just-- - You got this. 209 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:39,078 Just don't be distracted by his devil-may-care smile 210 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:42,540 and his artfully tousled hair. 211 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,293 - How many of his videos have you watched? 212 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,587 No comment. 213 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,589 By the way, are we still for tonight? 214 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,048 'Cause I don't want you to be alone on... 215 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:53,134 Yeah, yeah. 216 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,260 Thank you. 217 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,304 Okay. 218 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,888 Maisie's cooking. Bring the wine. 219 00:09:57,888 --> 00:09:59,098 You know it. 220 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,349 Bye. 221 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,893 Bye. 222 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:11,068 ♪ ♪ 223 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:28,419 Hi, I'm Kacey Edwards. 224 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,087 I'm here for the "Belle Fair" interview. 225 00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:32,423 - Dope, I'm Chris, Ryan's brother. 226 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,886 Come on in. 227 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:43,809 ♪ ♪ 228 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:48,856 He's doing a live feed right now. 229 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:51,192 Can I get you something-- kombucha, juice? 230 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,110 - Welcome back to "The Romancing Ryan." 231 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,363 I appreciate you all for tuning in today. 232 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,864 Last week, we touched a little bit 233 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,491 on how to reel in that perfect guy, 234 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,701 the guy that's out there that's just meant for you. 235 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:01,952 Today we're gonna talk a little bit more 236 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:03,454 about how you can do that 237 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,789 through your dating app profile. 238 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,040 When setting up your dating app profile, 239 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,917 don't forget to use my KISS method. 240 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,003 That's K-I-S-S. 241 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,339 K: know whom you're trying to attract. 242 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,883 I: interest him with unique facts about yourself. 243 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,177 S: state what you're looking for in a partner. 244 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,429 And S: show your gorgeous self off 245 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,515 with beautiful profile pics. 246 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:24,850 He sure winks a lot. 247 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:28,312 Oh, yeah, his fans eat it up. 248 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:30,147 I mean, his practical advice performs well, 249 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:33,067 but his posts that go viral, 250 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,485 they're more thirst trappy. 251 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:36,570 Thirst trappy? 252 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,281 - Yeah, you know, like no-shirt Toks. 253 00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,783 - Every single one of us on this planet... 254 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:44,995 - Anyway, his upcoming book is gonna be a big test. 255 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:47,206 It's dating advice for men, you know, 256 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,208 'cause his following is mostly women. 257 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,793 Shocking. 258 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,211 All right, thank you again. 259 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,588 Ladies, I appreciate you tuning in every single week. 260 00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:57,049 I will be back next week for the usual AMA. 261 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,467 Thank you so much. 262 00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:00,886 - I can send you an advanced copy of the book. 263 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:05,057 I'm kind of his assistant/ photographer/PR guy. 264 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,643 [clicks tongue] 265 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:11,731 That's a lot of hyphens. 266 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,524 He'd be lost without me. 267 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,110 I heard that. 268 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,695 - But seriously, if he gives you any trouble, 269 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,405 just let me know. 270 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,532 - Oh, thank you, but I think I can handle Sir Winks-a-Lot. 271 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,577 - I can hear you. I'm literally right here. 272 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:31,709 ♪ ♪ 273 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,224 - All right, Kaleigh, what do you wanna know? 274 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,061 It's Kacey, actually. 275 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,605 And really, it's more about 276 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,523 what the readers of "Belle Fair" want to know. 277 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:55,983 Okay, shoot. 278 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,568 Is it all right if I record? 279 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,736 Sure. 280 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,867 Okay, so, Ryan, 281 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,203 you have built a massive following online, 282 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:08,913 sharing dating advice. 283 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,831 Now, are you speaking from personal experience 284 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,625 when you create your content? 285 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,460 How do you mean? 286 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,377 - Have you had your own trials and errors 287 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,545 in your dating life? 288 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,173 - I keep my personal life private. 289 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,716 - Well, sure, but would you say 290 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:23,135 that your own experiences, your own dating foibles, 291 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,554 if you will, inform your work? 292 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,848 - What I mean is, I don't discuss my dating life 293 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:28,849 or my personal life. 294 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:29,975 I keep that separate. 295 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:33,062 - And your reason for that being? 296 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,522 Do I need a reason? 297 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:38,776 - No, but I'm sure you have one. 298 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,861 - I'm here to discuss my content and my book, 299 00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:45,074 not my--what did you call them, my foibles? 300 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,367 - Oh, my-- 301 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,952 - Oh, just pretend I'm not here. 302 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,036 I'm just taking BTS. 303 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,874 - [chuckles] Oh. 304 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,001 You know, let's just-- 305 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,921 Ryan, the readers of "Belle Fair," 306 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,632 they can log on to social media for free anytime 307 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,592 and see your work, but the reason 308 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:04,927 they're gonna read this interview 309 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,847 is to get to know you a little more personally. 310 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,432 And my job is to help uncover a little bit 311 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,644 about what makes you you. 312 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,271 Is there a question in there? 313 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,023 Okay, you know what? 314 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,275 Let's--[chuckles] 315 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,695 Let's just start over. 316 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,197 So what inspired you to go the social media route 317 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,074 as a career? 318 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,326 - I recognized it as an opportunity to make a living 319 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,494 being creative and helping people. 320 00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,371 Helping people find love? 321 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,665 Well, I mean, sure. 322 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,167 Sure? 323 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,003 - People go on dating apps looking for different things. 324 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,005 I mean, sometimes love, yeah, absolutely. 325 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,591 But other times, it's, you know, for attention, 326 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,510 affirmation, distraction, even. 327 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,012 - And what do you look for on the apps? 328 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,638 [chuckles] 329 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,474 You're like a dog on a bone. 330 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,226 Just for clarification, 331 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,062 I'm the dog in this scenario? 332 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,480 That's not how I meant. 333 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,524 - Are you in the habit of calling women dogs? 334 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,109 No, don't write that down. 335 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,320 No, no, you're taking that out of context. 336 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,030 Chris, get-- 337 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,407 All I'm saying is, you won't leave well enough alone. 338 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,869 - It's my job to press for interesting details. 339 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,705 - Yeah, and it's my job to create content. 340 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:19,335 Look, if you wanna talk about my work, my content, 341 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,045 my methods, I'm game. 342 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,588 I need that promotion to help sell my book. 343 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,173 But nobody wants to buy a book from some simp 344 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,967 who talks about himself and his personal dating foibles 345 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,636 or whatever. 346 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,889 Respectfully, I disagree. 347 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,767 - Well, respectfully, if you wanna talk about my work, 348 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,977 feel free to ask more questions, but if not, 349 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,021 it was nice meeting you. 350 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,356 Oh, excuse me. 351 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,857 That's not how this works. This is my interview. 352 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,651 - Are you always this controlling? 353 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,196 - Excuse me? Okay, you know what? 354 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,572 If I seem controlling, 355 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,491 it's because my work is important to me 356 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:54,286 because I care, because integrity is important to me, 357 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:57,247 unlike you, who thinks that the more followers and clicks 358 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,208 you can squeeze out of every little hack you share online, 359 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,793 the better. 360 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,504 Oh, yeah, I have you all figured out. 361 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,881 - Oh, you do? - Yep. 362 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:10,886 You are so afraid of being seen. 363 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,055 You share videos of yourself online every single day 364 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,683 without sharing anything remotely personal, 365 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,434 because you're terrified of being known. 366 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,480 Chris, dude, read the room. 367 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,898 - Yep, sorry. Got it. 368 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,652 - You know, that's rich coming from you. 369 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,278 And how is that? 370 00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,280 - You're the one who's afraid. - [laughs] 371 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:33,909 - You're terrified of failing, so you never even take risks. 372 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,911 In fact, I bet that you're single because you refuse 373 00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,205 to step outside of your teensy little comfort zone 374 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,707 and date anybody. 375 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,417 - How do you know that I'm not in a happy 376 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,334 committed relationship? 377 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,877 Are you? 378 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:49,299 - That's besides the point. - It's exactly the point. 379 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,217 Okay, you know what? Fine. 380 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,302 I am single, but I will have you know 381 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,096 that I take risks. 382 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:58,142 Well, I recently... ate an expired yogurt. 383 00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,727 Okay, you know, I don't need to explain my personal life 384 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,979 decisions to you, but I will have you know 385 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,273 that I'm thriving being single. 386 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,316 - Oh, yeah, 'cause nothing says that I'm thriving 387 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:09,194 like eating expired yogurt alone while wearing a sad-, 388 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,487 sad-looking blazer. 389 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:11,947 This blazer isn't sad. 390 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:14,825 This blazer is yellow, the color of happiness. 391 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,285 You look like a valet. 392 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,745 I feel like I should be handing you my keys 393 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,830 and telling you not to scratch my car down the street. 394 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,708 - [laughs] Okay, okay, you know what? 395 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:26,670 I do not need this. 396 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,716 Oh, oh, oh, by the way, 397 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,842 good luck promoting your book 398 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,093 without an interview in "Belle Fair." 399 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,970 - Good luck getting the First Lady profile 400 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,430 from your boss without doing this piece first. 401 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,103 [metallic clatter] 402 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,231 - Bro, what are you doing calling off the interview? 403 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,067 Are you insane? 404 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,860 If she writes that you insulted her 405 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,820 and called her a control freak 406 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,656 or, worse, called her a dog, 407 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,033 that's career suicide, man. 408 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,367 She's not gonna do that. 409 00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:00,329 - Well, not to mention "Belle Fair's" readership 410 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,914 is huge. 411 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,041 We need that promotion for your book. 412 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,877 You gotta fix it, man. 413 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:15,552 ♪ ♪ 414 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:18,555 [muttering indistinctly] 415 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,390 Kacey, wait. 416 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,392 I'm sorry, all right? 417 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,936 I can be a little reactive sometimes 418 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,229 when pressed for personal details. 419 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,563 A little? 420 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,273 - Look, maybe there's a way that we 421 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:31,110 can make this a mutually beneficial arrangement. 422 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,613 Let me set up your dating app profiles. 423 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,573 - What? Absolutely not. 424 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,866 Let me finish. 425 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,285 If I set up your dating app profiles 426 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,247 and if they work-- which they're gonna work-- 427 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,623 then you have to say that what I teach 428 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,750 is legit in your article. 429 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,627 It'll help sell my book. 430 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,003 And why would I do that? 431 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:57,302 - If you agree to give it a shot, I will-- 432 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,888 I'll answer any question you ask. 433 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,852 On the record? 434 00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,106 Okay, fine. 435 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,358 Yeah, on the record. 436 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:12,901 Deal? 437 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,364 No. 438 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,324 I'm sorry, Ryan, but I'm not willing 439 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,952 to make my dating life your personal guinea pig. 440 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:33,297 Sorry, I just--I can't stop thinking about how terrible 441 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,007 that interview went today. 442 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,593 - Like, how bad are we talking? 443 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,637 Like the interview was cut short bad or... 444 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,097 - Like I called him a coward and he said this blazer 445 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,515 makes me look like a valet. 446 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,392 Oh, that's bad. 447 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,061 Yeah. 448 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:48,770 - I have been meaning to talk to you 449 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:49,730 about that blazer, though. 450 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,690 [doorbell rings] 451 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,358 Hmm, must be Carter. 452 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,445 - Aah! - Ooh. 453 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,779 [groaning] 454 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,156 Ooh, you okay? 455 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,783 - Yes, I just-- I cannot stand him. 456 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,536 I meant your toe, but... 457 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,454 Hi, Carter. 458 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,372 You know what I don't understand? 459 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,375 Why he thinks he's some sort of sacred gift to women 460 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,961 sharing dating advice like he's some sort of guru. 461 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:16,089 He's just so insufferable. 462 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,550 - Interview went well, I take it. 463 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,887 - I'm sorry, he just really got under my skin. 464 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,555 Well, he can get under mine. 465 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,975 - Maisie, can you just-- for a minute? 466 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,227 - [laughs] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 467 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,145 I'll be serious. I'll be serious. 468 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:34,524 So we gonna do this? 469 00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,526 Do what? 470 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,862 - The ceremonial burning of your wedding invitations. 471 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,034 I lost my lighter. 472 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,038 Yeah, and honestly, I was thinking about it, 473 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,248 and the coating on those things 474 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,208 is, like, super flammable anyway, 475 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,002 so it's probably just really bad idea. 476 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,965 For safety reasons. 477 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,925 [clears throat] 478 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,136 Kacey, if you're not ready or... 479 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,013 - What? No, I'm fine. 480 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,724 - [chuckles] - I'm fine. 481 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,726 Seriously, I'm great. 482 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,645 My wedding was supposed to be today, but it doesn't matter. 483 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:12,854 I'm doing so great. 484 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,940 Honestly, I am thriving, so... 485 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,277 Oh, God! Ah! 486 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:23,949 She's thriving. 487 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,744 So let me get this straight. 488 00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,788 All you have to do is let a hot love expert 489 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,748 set up a dating profile for you 490 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,251 so that you can meet other hot men. 491 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,337 And in exchange, he'll answer any questions you have. 492 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,465 Yes. 493 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:44,553 - Does anyone else see the downside of this arrangement? 494 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,721 I agree. 495 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,139 It's time for you to get back out there, 496 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,432 and this seems like the perfect way to do that. 497 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,143 - No, there's nothing perfect about it. 498 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,645 I'm just not ready, okay? 499 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,315 I had to rebuild my entire life when I broke up with John. 500 00:21:56,315 --> 00:22:01,528 And besides, my dad just retired 501 00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:04,406 and it's not really going the way that he planned, 502 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,992 and I'm really busy with work. 503 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,244 - Okay, I make time for dating 504 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:10,954 and I work full-time at "Belle Fair." 505 00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,081 - I just don't wanna be pushed back into dating. 506 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:15,542 I wanna do it when I'm ready, not because it 507 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,253 benefits The Romancing Ryan. 508 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:23,133 - Fair, but wouldn't it benefit you to prove him wrong? 509 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:27,429 Meaning? 510 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,349 - You say he's a hack, so try his methods 511 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,892 and prove he's a hack. 512 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,227 Then you can write a compelling piece, 513 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:36,063 impress Angela, and move on, 514 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:39,775 knowing the First Lady profile is in the bag. 515 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,193 [laughs] Yes. 516 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,364 Thank you. 517 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,282 I'll think about it. 518 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:06,218 [engine revving over TV] 519 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,220 [phone dings] 520 00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:13,100 - Ryan, Kacey, the magazine girl, 521 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,060 she's agreed to your deal, 522 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,978 and you better be nice to her. 523 00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:18,230 Don't be all salty. 524 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,607 I'm never salty. 525 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,317 Who says "salty" anymore? 526 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:29,408 [phone chimes] 527 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:34,955 ♪ ♪ 528 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,540 [sighs] 529 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,093 Good morning, Dad. 530 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,553 Morning, hon. 531 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:55,183 - What's the retirement hobby du jour? 532 00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:57,018 - Bird-watching. 533 00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:58,395 - Oh, oh, look, look, look. - Seriously? 534 00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,272 - Right there, right there. Yeah. 535 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,401 You know, I just can't putter around 536 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:07,529 the house by myself all day, you know? 537 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:08,822 - All right, well, I really took you 538 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:10,949 more for a bowling kind of guy. 539 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:14,619 - Yeah, well, one new thing at a time, huh? 540 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:16,079 Mom would be impressed. 541 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:18,915 Are you sleeping okay, Dad? 542 00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:20,625 Are you eating well? 543 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,545 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good. 544 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,714 I just don't think retirement's for me, you know? 545 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,591 Really? Well, are you ready 546 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,218 to get out there and look for some... 547 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,928 [clears throat] 548 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:36,349 Indigenous bird species of Southern California. 549 00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,393 Wow, apparently, the most common species in this area 550 00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:40,604 is the Setophaga palmarum, 551 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,355 otherwise known as the palm warbler. 552 00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:44,691 - Dad, you know that's not what I meant. 553 00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:48,945 Hey, I'm not trying to pressure you. 554 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:53,533 I want you to get out there whenever you're feeling ready. 555 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:56,369 And know that I support you no matter what. 556 00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:57,579 Thanks. 557 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,294 Well, I could say the same to you. 558 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,171 When are you gonna get out there and start dating again 559 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:08,089 - or go steady or... - [laughs] 560 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:09,674 Going steady? 561 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,051 - Well, I don't know what you guys call it. 562 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,135 - I don't really know either, but I'm 563 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,470 pretty sure it's not that. 564 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,972 [phone ringing] Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. 565 00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:17,474 - It's--it's my boss. - No, no, no. 566 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:18,475 Take it, take it. I'm gonna go over here. 567 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,101 - Yeah. - Okay. 568 00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:22,479 Hi, Angela. 569 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,523 Angela? Oh, yes. 570 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,775 You know, it's going great. 571 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,777 - Now, remember, we are in a botanical garden, 572 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,655 So I ask you, please do not pick the flowers, okay? 573 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:37,202 Also remember to tread softly, okay? 574 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:40,413 We're looking for some lesser-known species today. 575 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:43,333 Commonly in this area, you're gonna see finches 576 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,795 and mourning doves, but what I'm hoping to spot today 577 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,965 are some of the more exotic species, 578 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:52,133 such as the titmouse. 579 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,510 [both snickering] 580 00:25:56,346 --> 00:26:01,142 Which people assume is related to the, you know, bushtit... 581 00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:05,272 [laughs] 582 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:09,442 - But they are, in fact, unrelated. 583 00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:13,572 Now, if you're lucky, we'll see my personal favorite, 584 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,907 the hairy woodpecker. 585 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:18,368 - [laughs] Ma'am, ma'am, please. 586 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:20,453 Please, out of respect for me 587 00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,872 and to the wildlife, I must ask that you please-- 588 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:24,416 - Hey. - Shh! 589 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,460 - Look, I just have to-- 590 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:28,837 - 1, 2, 3, 4... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good. 591 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,255 Yeah, right. 592 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,716 Dinner? Okay. 593 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:37,887 - Sir, did you happen to even pay for this excursion? 594 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:42,309 He's with me. 595 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:43,852 - Aren't you... - Ron. 596 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:47,439 - Ron? Yes, Ron's with me. 597 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,399 We're good. 598 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,241 Hey, so when's he coming? 599 00:26:58,241 --> 00:26:59,618 - He's supposed to be here at 3:00, 600 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,704 but I think this is a really bad idea. 601 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:06,416 Okay, these two. 602 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,376 - Okay, they're not wearing rings, 603 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:09,544 but it doesn't mean they haven't 604 00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:11,004 - been together for a while. - Hmm, yeah, 605 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:13,423 they seem super in love, but it looks fresh. 606 00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,717 I'm gonna guess fifth date. 607 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,469 - What? No, no. - Yeah. 608 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,970 - Look how comfortable they are. 609 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,097 I think they've been together for six months at least. 610 00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:22,599 Oh, man. 611 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:24,184 Here comes Wonder Boy. [exhales sharply] 612 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,019 I'm not gonna lie to you. 613 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:28,521 He is pretty dreamy in person. 614 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:30,190 - Dreamy. Try nightmare. 615 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,860 - Hello, Ryan. - Hi. 616 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,197 Oh, this is Carter. 617 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,406 He and I-- 618 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,867 We go way back, way back. 619 00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:42,911 I met Kacey in college. Met her in the dorms, actually. 620 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:46,039 So if you ever need any... 621 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:49,834 way, what can I get you? 622 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:53,254 - Whatever she got is totally fine. 623 00:27:53,254 --> 00:27:55,465 - A medium half-caf almond milk no foam with whip mocha? 624 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:58,468 - What? No. That's--ew, that's so-- 625 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:00,261 that's so different. 626 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:01,763 Just surprise me. 627 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,473 You seem like a guy with great taste. 628 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:05,392 I am. 629 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,393 - I've been told that I'm a pretty good 630 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,769 judge of characters, so... 631 00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:11,106 - Oh, then settle a debate for us. 632 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:14,150 How long has this couple been dating? 633 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,531 - Well, he trimmed his beard this morning. 634 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,991 You can see a few tiny hairs there on his collar. 635 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:23,660 He ordered a no-foam latte, which is always a good move 636 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,912 if you don't wanna end up with milk in your mustache. 637 00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:27,664 Now, her, she's interesting. 638 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:28,790 You see that she's tilting her head in, 639 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,584 which indicates both being interested 640 00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:34,671 but also a little bit of hesitation. 641 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,089 She's picking at her cuticles, though. 642 00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:38,174 So even though she's pretending to be at ease, 643 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:40,093 you can see her nerves a little bit. 644 00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:43,054 Oh, notice underneath the table, shoes are touching. 645 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:46,224 Always, always a great sign. 646 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:48,852 So I'm gonna say... 647 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,228 fifth date. 648 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:51,855 - That was my guess. - What? 649 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,398 That was incredible. 650 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,358 - Not to brag, but I am actually 651 00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,776 a body language expert. 652 00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:58,153 - Oh, well, you don't get to call yourself 653 00:28:58,153 --> 00:28:59,446 an expert at something just because you 654 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:00,905 aggressively Googled it. 655 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:03,283 - Oh, don't be a sore loser. - [sighs] 656 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:04,743 Are you two together? 657 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,661 both: No. 658 00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:07,787 - I mean was the order together? 659 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:12,250 - Right. It's on "Belle Fair." 660 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:15,086 - Okay, I will go get us a table. 661 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,546 I see what you did. 662 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:18,506 Whatever do you mean? 663 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:20,925 I am watching you. 664 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:24,637 Bye, have fun. 665 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,521 [sighs] 666 00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:37,317 Okay, Ryan, let's just dive right in. 667 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:39,694 - Phone? - Excuse me? 668 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:41,237 - I need your phone to set up your dating profile. 669 00:29:41,237 --> 00:29:44,365 - Oh, I would actually like to ask a few questions first. 670 00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:46,242 I can multitask. 671 00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,703 Fine. 672 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:54,209 Okay, so, Ryan-- 673 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:56,085 - Preferences? - What? 674 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,505 - What are your dating preferences? 675 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,882 The first letter of my method is K: 676 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,634 know whom you're trying to attract. 677 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,469 So what are your preferences? 678 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,304 Men? Women? 679 00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:07,806 - Men. Did you just say "whom"? 680 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,766 Okay, you know what? Never mind. 681 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:11,601 Okay, so my first question, Ryan-- 682 00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:14,562 - Age? - No comment. 683 00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:16,648 - No, what age of guy are you trying to date? 684 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,316 - You're not even letting me get a question in. 685 00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:20,109 - Okay, fine. Go, go. 686 00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:21,945 - Okay, how does it feel-- 687 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,404 - Americana with cold foam for Ryan. 688 00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:30,286 Thank you. 689 00:30:36,459 --> 00:30:37,961 - Okay, so, Ryan, how do you feel 690 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,671 knowing you've built an entire social media empire 691 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:42,048 that profits on other people's pain and loneliness? 692 00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:43,550 No pain point, no profit. 693 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,926 And what's your pain point? 694 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,553 This interview. 695 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,390 Mm. All right, my turn. 696 00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,766 What kind of qualities are you looking for in a date? 697 00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:52,976 Is this really necessary? 698 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:55,144 - Like I said, in my KISS method, 699 00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:56,062 it states that you need to-- 700 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:58,147 Okay, never mind. 701 00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:00,483 Someone committed. 702 00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:02,569 Like, in a facility? 703 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,654 - Yes, somebody committed in a facility. 704 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:05,947 No, obviously I mean 705 00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:08,116 somebody who isn't commitment-phobic 706 00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:11,369 and who could be open for something long-term. 707 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:14,163 Your turn. Same question. 708 00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:15,623 - What does that have to do with the article? 709 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:17,959 Well, you made a deal. 710 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,377 There's no questions off the table. 711 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:23,298 Fine, I don't know. 712 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:27,260 Somebody who's cool, stylish, you know, polished. 713 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,761 - You sound like you're describing an iPhone. 714 00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,597 Well, I like what I like. 715 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,140 All right, my turn again. 716 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,850 Do you have any interesting facts about yourself 717 00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:35,685 that I can include on here? 718 00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:37,020 Like, have you ever climbed a fourteener? 719 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,104 Have you ever been to culinary school? 720 00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:39,355 No. 721 00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:40,899 I'm kind of a homebody. 722 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,026 I-I like my work. 723 00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:46,279 I spend a lot of time with my dad. 724 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,989 Family is important to me. 725 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,991 I get that. 726 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,534 Really? 727 00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:52,702 - Not the part about you being a hermit 728 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:53,870 who stays home all the time. 729 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:56,164 - Hey. - But the family part. 730 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,999 Yeah, I get that. 731 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:03,212 - So what else is important to you? 732 00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:06,049 Do you find that living a public life online 733 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,300 has made a shift in your priorities? 734 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,802 - Jeez, there's no easy questions from you, huh? 735 00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,471 Real questions only. 736 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,640 Yeah. 737 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,808 Right now, my career is my priority. 738 00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,810 - Do you think you'll ever settle down? 739 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:19,437 - Only if the right woman comes along. 740 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:21,481 Have you ever been in love? 741 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,483 How is that relevant? 742 00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:24,567 - The readers of "Belle Fair"-- - "Belle Fair" wanna know. 743 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:25,944 Yeah, I know. 744 00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:34,494 No, don't think I have. 745 00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:35,995 You? 746 00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:39,082 Once. 747 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:42,543 It didn't work out, though, obviously. 748 00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,421 I'm sorry. 749 00:32:45,421 --> 00:32:48,716 Thanks. 750 00:32:48,716 --> 00:32:50,843 Oh, here is your phone. 751 00:32:50,843 --> 00:32:52,220 - I'm done. - Thank you. 752 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,138 - Only one more step left in the method. 753 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:56,015 Which is? 754 00:32:56,015 --> 00:32:57,100 Show. 755 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,643 Gotta upload great photos of yourself, 756 00:32:58,643 --> 00:32:59,936 show yourself off a little bit. 757 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,312 You have any good photos, 758 00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,189 anything cached away that we could use? 759 00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,735 - I recently got my passport renewed. 760 00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:09,070 You're kidding me. 761 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:09,988 - The photo's actually-- it's, like-- 762 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,115 - That's--yeah, that won't work. 763 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:16,369 Actually, you know what? Come over to my house tomorrow. 764 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:19,163 I think Chris and I can help you out. 765 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:23,751 - That's actually kind of nice of you. 766 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:27,547 - I don't really appreciate the tone of your surprise. 767 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:32,635 - I will also have some more interview questions for you. 768 00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:33,678 Fantastic. 769 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:35,221 Can't wait. 770 00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:36,723 On that note, I actually-- I gotta bounce, 771 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:38,349 so I will see you later. 772 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,435 Yep. 773 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,936 Okay. 774 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:46,482 [sighs] 775 00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:49,444 [soft music] 776 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:56,492 ♪ ♪ 777 00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:59,328 [indistinct chatter] 778 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:09,130 What you doing? 779 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,423 - both: Oh. - Sorry. 780 00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:11,632 It's okay. 781 00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:15,636 Just some research. 782 00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:18,431 Are you cyberstalking him? 783 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:20,349 - What? What? [laughs] 784 00:34:20,349 --> 00:34:22,852 No, I'm just-- 785 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:23,686 I'm just trying to figure out who 786 00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:26,689 The Romancing Ryan really is. 787 00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:27,690 I thought maybe his dating history 788 00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:29,901 might help eliminate that. 789 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,444 - That's a pretty thin excuse for googling 790 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:32,945 his ex-girlfriends. 791 00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:35,448 I'm a thorough researcher. 792 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,325 It's one of my many professional strengths. 793 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:40,036 - Mm-hmm. 794 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:43,498 He's just...disorienting. 795 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:48,878 He can be fiercely private and downright mean, but then-- 796 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:52,882 - Tell me he has a hidden romantic side. 797 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,801 - No, no, no. Nothing like that. 798 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:58,846 It's just, for a moment today, 799 00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:01,182 he was genuinely nice. 800 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,059 Whoa. 801 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,353 - I know, and I thought I knew which direction 802 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:09,398 I wanted to take this piece, and now it's--[sighs] 803 00:35:09,398 --> 00:35:13,361 - Well, good luck with your "research." 804 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:20,034 ♪ ♪ 805 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:35,466 - Kacey, we taking some sweet pics today? 806 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:36,425 He's hyped. 807 00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:39,804 Come on in. 808 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:40,930 Surprised you actually came. 809 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,645 Oh, hey, guys, come on in. 810 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:51,065 We're gonna shoot right here, so make yourself comfortable. 811 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:56,863 All right, what look are we gonna go with first? 812 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:59,240 This is all new to me, so... 813 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,033 - Basically, we need three kinds of photos total 814 00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:03,369 for your profile to be irresistible. 815 00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:04,704 Okay. 816 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,455 First need a smiling pic. 817 00:36:06,455 --> 00:36:08,416 We're going for a, you know, could take you home to Mom, 818 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,126 also maybe you bake pies as a hobby. 819 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,711 - But I don't bake. - Well, it's fine. 820 00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:12,879 It's not about the baking. 821 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,505 Then what is it about? 822 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:16,716 - It's about that girl who bakes energy. 823 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:17,800 What does that even mean? 824 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,219 - We're going with a chill pic with a smile. 825 00:36:20,219 --> 00:36:22,471 - Great, you could have just said that. 826 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,057 So just... 827 00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:26,809 - Yeah, just have a seat. - Sit. 828 00:36:26,809 --> 00:36:28,728 Let's see what we can do. 829 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:31,355 Okay. 830 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:32,773 - Tilt your head this way just a little bit. 831 00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,567 Chin down. Little more. 832 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:35,526 Thank you. 833 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:36,611 It's a good start. 834 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,946 I love it. 835 00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:40,531 - Yes. - Wait, hang on. 836 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,200 hold up, hold up. 837 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:49,999 I wanna make sure the guys can see her face 838 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:51,918 clearly in the profile pic. 839 00:36:57,506 --> 00:36:59,175 This is great. 840 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:01,969 Nice. 841 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,641 Nailed it. 842 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:07,892 Oh, yeah. 843 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:10,019 I'd totes take her home to Mom. 844 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:11,520 Wow. 845 00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,651 Okay, what's next? 846 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:17,860 Right, yeah. 847 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:19,654 Secondly, we need a photo that gives the impression 848 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:22,365 that you're adventurous and carefree. 849 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:23,741 Do you have any photos of you maybe, like, 850 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:25,785 riding an elephant in Thailand or something like that? 851 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:27,078 No, those elephants spend 852 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,246 their entire lives in captivity. 853 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,664 It's really cruel. 854 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:30,706 I actually wrote a very compelling-- 855 00:37:30,706 --> 00:37:32,041 - Okay, all right, I'm sure you did, 856 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,251 and I'm sure it's fantastic, 857 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,127 but have you ever skydived, bungee jumped? 858 00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:37,505 - Have you ever met me? - Right. 859 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:38,839 Yeah, I forgot that your idea of adventure 860 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,091 was eating expired yogurt. 861 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,676 Oh, right. 862 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:44,512 When was the last time that you skydived? 863 00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:48,015 - Guys, guys, guys, I got this, okay? 864 00:37:49,892 --> 00:37:51,435 No. 865 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,853 No. 866 00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,648 Ugh. 867 00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:58,401 Yes. 868 00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:02,738 Okay, Kacey, the world is your oyster. 869 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,118 - This just--this feels like cheating. 870 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,577 - Oh, it's for the piece, Kacey. 871 00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:09,996 Come on. 872 00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:12,832 Hey, all's fair in love and journalism. 873 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:17,003 - That's not even remotely true. [sighs] 874 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:20,172 - All right, Kacey, so you just hiked Machu Picchu. 875 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:21,382 How do you feel? 876 00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:23,968 Good? 877 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,511 Yes. 878 00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:26,637 Yep. 879 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:27,722 Very good. 880 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,765 - Ahh! - Yeah, adventurous. 881 00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:31,434 Awesome. 882 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:32,435 Love it. 883 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,437 Gorgeous, gorgeous. 884 00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:36,314 Yes. 885 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,898 Nailed it. [laughs] 886 00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:39,108 - Good? - Yeah. 887 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:40,484 All right. 888 00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:41,736 Last pic, we should just be able to pull 889 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,070 from your camera roll. Super easy. 890 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:44,280 - Oh, look, I told you I don't have anything. 891 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,823 No, it's super easy. 892 00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:47,533 Literally all's we need is a pic of you and an ex. 893 00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:49,869 We'll mostly crop him out, leaving just enough 894 00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:51,203 so when guys are going through your pics, 895 00:38:51,203 --> 00:38:52,288 they'll know that they're not dealing 896 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,914 with a total dating newb. 897 00:38:53,914 --> 00:38:55,333 Just indulge me. 898 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,878 Let's just take a look at least, all right? 899 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,422 - Don't need to look over my shoulder. 900 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:05,593 - No. Yes, right there. That'll work. 901 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:07,762 - Yeah, we just need to crop it. - No. Oh, no, that-- 902 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,138 - But that's perfect. - Oh, no, I'm good. 903 00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,556 Kacey, that's a perfect pic. 904 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:11,557 Why don't you wanna use this one? 905 00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:13,768 - Look this is my ex-fiancé, okay? 906 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:18,856 I called off my wedding, and it's too soon. 907 00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:21,776 I feel weird cropping him out. 908 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:25,196 I would just really rather not, okay? 909 00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:27,448 - Okay, okay. That's fine. 910 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,658 We'll skip it. 911 00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:31,494 Thank you. 912 00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:36,248 - Here, tell you what. I'll be a stand-in. 913 00:39:36,248 --> 00:39:37,917 How's that? 914 00:39:37,917 --> 00:39:39,710 - Chris, hey. - Yeah. 915 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:45,007 All right. 916 00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:48,135 Okay, guys, I'm gonna need you to get closer. 917 00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:50,179 Act like you like each other. 918 00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:58,771 I'm just not believing it. 919 00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:02,942 Ryan, take your hand and just put it around her waist. 920 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,318 - [sighs] - Her waist? 921 00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:05,903 - Yes, come on, bro. She's not gonna bite. 922 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:07,196 Well... 923 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:08,823 Yeah. 924 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,366 I'm gonna put my hand on your waist. 925 00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:11,742 You offered it. 926 00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,078 - Okay, Kacey, put your hand on his chest, please. 927 00:40:15,704 --> 00:40:17,498 - Please. - You're the worst, man. 928 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,669 - I'm sorry. - [laughs] 929 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,462 - Give him a camera for Christmas and he does this. 930 00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:24,505 - He's the worst. - Right here. 931 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:26,924 Yeah. 932 00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:29,718 [both laughing] 933 00:40:29,718 --> 00:40:32,721 [romantic music] 934 00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:39,854 ♪ ♪ 935 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,652 - Well, that-- yeah, that should, I mean, 936 00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:48,779 get you set up on the app, make me look good. 937 00:40:48,779 --> 00:40:51,907 You know, maybe we'll even find you a guy, who knows? 938 00:40:51,907 --> 00:40:54,034 Remember you did say that you will include my methods 939 00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:55,578 in your article if it works. 940 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,787 - Right. Of course. 941 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:59,832 We have a deal, and this is a trade-off after all, 942 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,125 though, so I'm gonna need to see 943 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,128 your personal dating profile. 944 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,963 - No. What? No, no, no, no. 945 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,131 That was not part of the deal. 946 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:10,259 - Well, nothing's off-limits, remember? 947 00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:14,346 Oh, that's good. 948 00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:15,764 Okay, fine. 949 00:41:15,764 --> 00:41:18,142 Thank you. 950 00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:23,856 - I still don't see how this is entirely necessary. 951 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:25,608 - Look, I promise I will only report 952 00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:26,775 what's relevant to the article. 953 00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:27,818 Oh, I'm sure. 954 00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:31,906 Huh. 955 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,199 What? 956 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:36,702 - Nothing. It's just serious. 957 00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:38,454 - It's a classic smolder pic. Women love that. 958 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:40,581 Ah, I disagree. 959 00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:41,957 Shocking. 960 00:41:41,957 --> 00:41:43,417 - No, I don't mean it like that. 961 00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:46,712 It's just, you have a friendly enough-looking face 962 00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:49,089 when you're not grimacing like I'm torturing you, 963 00:41:49,089 --> 00:41:52,092 which is what you're doing right now. 964 00:41:52,092 --> 00:41:53,552 Oh, my God. [laughs] 965 00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:54,845 - All right, that's-- 966 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,305 - Hey, we have a mutually beneficial 967 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,015 arrangement, remember? 968 00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:00,434 - Doesn't feel very mutually beneficial. 969 00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:03,312 - To be fair, I could see the value in a photo like this. 970 00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:08,859 Shows women that you take care of yourself and your... 971 00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:11,403 body, like, you have the abdominal-- 972 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:13,030 Are you having a stroke? 973 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,491 - Okay, let's just move on, okay? 974 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:20,037 - You're not the only one with baggage. 975 00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:25,918 What is dating life like? 976 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,254 Do you feel like your status as a social media celebrity 977 00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:29,838 complicates it? 978 00:42:29,838 --> 00:42:32,633 - I mean, I go on loads of dates, you know? 979 00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:35,135 I try not to make a big deal out of all of them, but... 980 00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:37,137 - But don't you feel pressure to find love 981 00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:39,306 since your job is helping people do the same? 982 00:42:39,306 --> 00:42:41,976 - No, no, I'm perfectly happy on my own. 983 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,896 Besides, honestly, I mean, most of the time, 984 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,231 the women I end up going on dates with 985 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:48,857 are usually just in it for the story 986 00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:51,860 about the time that they went out with the TokFlix star. 987 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:55,447 - That could be pretty lonely. - Sometimes. 988 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,074 - Well, do you think that you'd attract 989 00:42:57,074 --> 00:43:00,202 less superficial women if your profile was less superficial? 990 00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:04,331 Superficial? 991 00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:05,541 You know what? 992 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:06,959 I know you don't like my methods 993 00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:08,210 and you think it's all a crock, 994 00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:09,670 but don't come for me personally. 995 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:10,754 - Oh, Ryan, I didn't mean it like-- 996 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:11,797 I just mean there's more to you-- 997 00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:13,424 No, you know what? 998 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,009 Let's just--how about you stick with what you're good at 999 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,343 and I'll do the same? 1000 00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:17,678 - Ryan, I wasn't even trying to-- 1001 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:19,179 - Kacey, these picks turned out so dope. 1002 00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:20,347 I uploaded them to the app. 1003 00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:21,390 You're good to go. 1004 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:24,351 Thank you, Chris... 1005 00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:27,271 and Ryan. 1006 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:28,981 Yeah, you're welcome. 1007 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:31,108 This is kind of you. 1008 00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:34,778 What's his problem? 1009 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:43,370 - Right. Size 12. 1010 00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:44,705 All right. 1011 00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:47,708 - You know, Dad, when I mentioned bowling, 1012 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:50,419 I was kind of making a joke. 1013 00:43:50,419 --> 00:43:52,254 - This place is charming, isn't it? 1014 00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:54,882 - If by charming, you mean covered in a thin film of grime 1015 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,759 and even smells faintly of nacho cheese 1016 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,053 - and feet, then sure. - Hey. 1017 00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:00,763 - How many people do we think have worn this pair of shoes 1018 00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:01,930 before me? 1019 00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:02,931 Like, ballpark? 1020 00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:04,558 Okay, come on. 1021 00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:06,685 Gotta get in the spirit, okay? Huh? 1022 00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:08,896 Part of the fun. All right. 1023 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,023 What's happening right now? 1024 00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:13,567 - Yeah, Dad, I'm glad to see you so peppy, 1025 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,277 but what's going on? 1026 00:44:15,277 --> 00:44:16,904 It's too heavy. 1027 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:18,864 - I don't think I've ever seen you look so.. 1028 00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:20,407 Perfecto. 1029 00:44:20,407 --> 00:44:22,368 Jolly. 1030 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:25,537 Maisie, call me Ron. 1031 00:44:25,537 --> 00:44:27,289 Okay, Ron. 1032 00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:28,874 [gasps] 1033 00:44:28,874 --> 00:44:32,336 Did you meet someone? 1034 00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:34,505 Dad, that's so exciting. 1035 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:35,714 Wait, wait. Oh, oh. What's her name? 1036 00:44:35,714 --> 00:44:36,965 - How did you meet? - Okay. 1037 00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:40,302 A gentleman never kisses and tells, so... 1038 00:44:40,302 --> 00:44:43,514 - Yes, Ron. Killing the game. 1039 00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,516 - Wait a second. That's a good thing, right? 1040 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:47,559 - Yeah, that's good. - Okay. Okay. 1041 00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:50,145 - Oh, you should let me style you for your next date. 1042 00:44:50,145 --> 00:44:52,523 A nicely fitted button-up can work wonders. 1043 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:55,859 - I don't know about all that, but we'll see. 1044 00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:58,237 - We want details. - Ah-ah-ah-ah, enough. 1045 00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:00,572 It's time to bowl. 1046 00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:02,491 Can you believe? 1047 00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:05,035 Watch and learn. 1048 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:08,455 Oh! 1049 00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:12,042 - Oh! - [laughs] 1050 00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:14,044 Boom. 1051 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:17,589 - So do you wanna talk about today or... 1052 00:45:17,589 --> 00:45:18,882 Can you spot me? 1053 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,476 - Easy. - I'm fine. 1054 00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,270 - Well, just don't drop it on the money maker, okay? 1055 00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:32,938 - You're my spotter; isn't it kind of your job 1056 00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:34,356 to make sure that doesn't happen? 1057 00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:35,524 That's right. 1058 00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:37,192 Why would I let that happen, 1059 00:45:37,192 --> 00:45:39,862 especially when my brother's been being so nice to me? 1060 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,911 Is everything okay with Kacey? 1061 00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:49,872 You said you'd be nice. 1062 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,331 - I've been a perfect gentleman the whole time. 1063 00:45:51,331 --> 00:45:53,000 Really? 1064 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,002 That's why you're 0-2 with storming out of interviews. 1065 00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:56,920 - No, that's on her. I mean, you've seen her. 1066 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,506 She just pushes and pushes for details the whole time. 1067 00:45:59,506 --> 00:46:01,341 - She's really gotten under your skin, hasn't she? 1068 00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:02,968 Why are you smiling? 1069 00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:04,428 Dude, stop. It's not funny, man. 1070 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,763 I don't know. 1071 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,848 I mean, I guess I just never seen you-- 1072 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,476 - This irritated? - Catching feels, bro. 1073 00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:12,770 You're the love expert now? 1074 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:15,272 Get out of here. 1075 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:16,982 Catching feelings, he said. 1076 00:46:16,982 --> 00:46:18,734 - It doesn't take a love expert. 1077 00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,613 - Okay, if this goes badly, it's because these shoes 1078 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:23,781 clash with this outfit. 1079 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:24,865 It's throwing off the whole vibe. 1080 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,533 - Okay. Okay. Enough excuses. Let's go. 1081 00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:34,958 Bam! [laughs] 1082 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:37,711 Nice one. 1083 00:46:37,711 --> 00:46:41,089 - No, really, I'm so glad you're getting back out there. 1084 00:46:41,089 --> 00:46:43,550 - He's not the only one getting back out there. 1085 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:44,968 Oh, yeah? 1086 00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:46,720 No, no. 1087 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,806 That is just some stupid experiment 1088 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,307 for a piece I'm writing. 1089 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:53,644 I'm working with this social media dating expert, 1090 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,730 and he's advising me on how to use the dating apps 1091 00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:58,482 while I interview him. 1092 00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:01,735 Yeah, I just wish that my subject wasn't so... 1093 00:47:01,735 --> 00:47:03,111 - Dreamy? Famous? 1094 00:47:03,111 --> 00:47:04,822 Handsome in a way that defies all reason? 1095 00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,281 - I was going to say infuriating. 1096 00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:12,538 Yeah. 1097 00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:14,373 Oh! 1098 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:17,918 So does somebody wanna tell me about this guy? 1099 00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:20,838 - Our relationship is strictly professional. 1100 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,297 - [laughs] [phone chimes] 1101 00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:26,426 Oh. God, this app just keeps pinging me. 1102 00:47:26,426 --> 00:47:27,970 It's Ryan's profile. 1103 00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,933 He changed his picture to a smiling one. 1104 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:34,309 - Did you match with him? - No, no, no, no. 1105 00:47:34,309 --> 00:47:35,435 It just popped up on my profile, 1106 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:37,729 and now it's asking me to swipe up. 1107 00:47:37,729 --> 00:47:40,732 What are you gonna do? 1108 00:47:40,732 --> 00:47:43,527 What? Nothing, nothing. 1109 00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:47,781 I--I'm going to maintain my journalistic integrity 1110 00:47:47,781 --> 00:47:52,619 and remain unbiased and finish this piece and delete the app 1111 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:55,873 and move on with my life. 1112 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,583 That is what I'm going to do. 1113 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:01,169 Oh, oh, oh. 1114 00:48:10,512 --> 00:48:12,848 - I'll take two chicken tacos and a side of beans. 1115 00:48:12,848 --> 00:48:13,932 - All right. - Great. Thank you. 1116 00:48:13,932 --> 00:48:15,601 How's it going? 1117 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:17,394 I will take three of the chicken tinga tacos, 1118 00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:19,855 extra spicy, and a horchata, please. 1119 00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:20,856 All right. 1120 00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:23,859 Thank you. 1121 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:25,277 - Uh... - Hi. 1122 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:26,570 - Are you sure you're up for that? 1123 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,655 They're supposed to be, like, really spicy. 1124 00:48:28,655 --> 00:48:30,866 - Well, unlike some people, I can handle the heat. 1125 00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:33,785 [laughs] I see. 1126 00:48:33,785 --> 00:48:35,746 You think that I can't hang. 1127 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,205 Oh, I know you can't hang. 1128 00:48:37,205 --> 00:48:39,333 Remember, I'm an excellent judge of character. 1129 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:44,171 - Hi there, can I get three of the exact same thing? 1130 00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:48,467 Extra spicy. 1131 00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:49,885 Okay. 1132 00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,345 Thank you. 1133 00:48:58,393 --> 00:49:01,605 [sighs] Okay, so where did we leave off? 1134 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:03,273 - I believe you called me superficial. 1135 00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:05,067 - I did not; I was just trying to say 1136 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:07,611 that there's more to you than you're putting out there 1137 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:10,656 and it's kind of a shame that you keep you all to yourself. 1138 00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:11,865 Thank you. 1139 00:49:11,865 --> 00:49:13,450 Mm. 1140 00:49:16,286 --> 00:49:17,871 - Ha! It's working, isn't it? 1141 00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:18,914 My methods are working. 1142 00:49:18,914 --> 00:49:20,540 Okay, don't gloat. 1143 00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:22,668 I haven't even responded to anyone yet 1144 00:49:22,668 --> 00:49:25,337 because I don't-- I don't know what to say. 1145 00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:27,381 - Well, the key is to be interesting without being 1146 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:29,257 too interested, if that makes any sense. 1147 00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:30,676 Not even a little bit. 1148 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:33,512 - What I mean is, if one of them asks you 1149 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:34,721 what you're doing tonight, you say that you're busy. 1150 00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:36,348 If he presses you for further details, 1151 00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:37,599 you say that you have a date. 1152 00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:39,101 It just makes you seem more in demand. 1153 00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:40,769 But I'm not in demand. 1154 00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:44,356 - Okay, well, 3,900 messages says otherwise. 1155 00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:45,983 - It just seems all manipulative, 1156 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,902 all the hacks and the tips. 1157 00:49:48,902 --> 00:49:51,363 - No, I don't come up with these tips 1158 00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:52,823 to teach people to manipulate it. 1159 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:55,200 It's to empower them. 1160 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,702 How's that? 1161 00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:58,829 [clears throat] 1162 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,999 What I mean is, when you have a step-by-step plan, 1163 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,709 you don't flail, right? 1164 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:06,086 You feel confident. 1165 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,965 That is true. 1166 00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:13,301 - You realize at some point, you're gonna actually have 1167 00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:16,513 to go on a date, right? 1168 00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:17,931 You know what? You'll be fine. 1169 00:50:17,931 --> 00:50:20,517 Like, you're smart. You're only kind of annoying. 1170 00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:22,769 You're nice-looking, and you're-- 1171 00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:24,146 Hot. 1172 00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:25,731 - I mean, I wasn't gonna say that exactly, but I mean-- 1173 00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:27,315 No, no, no, the tacos. 1174 00:50:27,315 --> 00:50:30,527 Oh, wow, so spicy. 1175 00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:32,070 - Okay. Yes. Thank you. 1176 00:50:32,070 --> 00:50:35,073 I'm so glad you said that. I'm dying over here. 1177 00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:37,200 Like, dying. 1178 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,577 I can't feel my face. 1179 00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:41,621 - Have some of my horchata. - Thank you. 1180 00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:42,748 - I think that's the only thing that'll save us. 1181 00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:45,208 Mm. 1182 00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:48,587 Oh, I guess you're right. 1183 00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:50,756 - I can't hang. - [laughs] 1184 00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:52,591 Well, to be fair, I don't feel like I can either. 1185 00:50:52,591 --> 00:50:54,301 I mean, I feel like my mouth just took a trip 1186 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:55,594 to the surface of the sun. 1187 00:50:55,594 --> 00:50:57,971 [both laugh] 1188 00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:03,060 Hoo! 1189 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,686 Anyway...[clears throat] 1190 00:51:04,686 --> 00:51:06,605 The idea of just going on a fully fledged date 1191 00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:09,191 with a stranger is just-- [sighs] 1192 00:51:09,191 --> 00:51:11,568 Just overwhelming. 1193 00:51:14,237 --> 00:51:17,074 I know just the thing. 1194 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,700 Speed dating? 1195 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:20,285 - He thinks it would be a great way 1196 00:51:20,285 --> 00:51:24,372 to ease back into the scene with several short dates 1197 00:51:24,372 --> 00:51:25,457 rather than one long date. 1198 00:51:25,457 --> 00:51:26,708 Let me style you. 1199 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:28,210 Please, please, please, please, Kacey. 1200 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:30,462 Please, please, please. 1201 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:35,467 And...start with this. 1202 00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:37,469 Shoo, shoo. 1203 00:51:40,305 --> 00:51:42,265 - Mm. - [squeals] 1204 00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:46,520 Ooh, interesting. 1205 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,647 That's not the vibe, you know? 1206 00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:50,982 - Not the vibe? - It's giving cougar. 1207 00:51:50,982 --> 00:51:52,109 - Uh-huh. 1208 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,194 Cougar as rrr. 1209 00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:55,946 Not the cat cougar. 1210 00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:57,697 Right. 1211 00:52:03,411 --> 00:52:05,539 - Okay, I love the color on you, 1212 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:06,998 but I think it's too saccharin. 1213 00:52:06,998 --> 00:52:08,375 - It's giving Glinda the good witch. 1214 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:10,043 - Mm-hmm. 1215 00:52:10,043 --> 00:52:11,378 - And, no, not in a coquettish Ariana Grande kind of way. 1216 00:52:11,378 --> 00:52:13,004 Yeah. 1217 00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:13,672 [gasps] 1218 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,220 This--this is my Sistine Chapel. 1219 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,930 - Gosh, it's giving main character energy. 1220 00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:24,391 It's giving "Pretty Woman" modern-day realness. 1221 00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:26,852 It's--it's--it's perfect. 1222 00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:28,270 [squeals] 1223 00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:32,274 [dance music playing] 1224 00:52:32,274 --> 00:52:33,817 ♪ ♪ 1225 00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:36,236 - Thanks, man. Appreciate it. 1226 00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:44,619 Whoa. 1227 00:52:49,499 --> 00:52:53,962 Hi, you look...amazing. 1228 00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,255 Thank you. 1229 00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:58,675 Hello, lovely singles. 1230 00:52:58,675 --> 00:53:01,636 Welcome to speed dating. 1231 00:53:01,636 --> 00:53:03,930 Tonight's event will go like this. 1232 00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:07,559 You each have two minutes to chat up your date, 1233 00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:10,187 but when I ding the bell... 1234 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,188 [bell dings] 1235 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:14,608 Gentlemen, you move down one seat. 1236 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:17,194 Are you singles ready to mingle? 1237 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:18,945 all: Yeah. 1238 00:53:18,945 --> 00:53:21,364 - Yeah! - Here we go. 1239 00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:24,326 Hey, you got this. 1240 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,244 - Mm-hmm. 1241 00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:27,746 [bell dings] 1242 00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:30,749 [upbeat jazzy music] 1243 00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:32,584 ♪ ♪ 1244 00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:34,544 [bell dings] 1245 00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,880 - Hi. - Hi. 1246 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:42,177 - Lance, do you have any interesting hobbies? 1247 00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:43,553 I garden. 1248 00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:45,263 That's nice. 1249 00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:48,433 - Yeah, I grow my own mushrooms in my basement. 1250 00:53:48,433 --> 00:53:52,437 Blue oyster mushrooms, pink oyster mushrooms, 1251 00:53:52,437 --> 00:53:55,023 golden oyster mushrooms. 1252 00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:58,985 Pretty much just, like, lots of oyster mushrooms. 1253 00:53:58,985 --> 00:54:00,487 Cool. 1254 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:02,072 [bell dings] 1255 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:05,075 - Hey, can I cut to the chase here? 1256 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,660 Um... 1257 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:08,578 I'm looking for a wife. 1258 00:54:08,578 --> 00:54:11,331 How do you feel about that? 1259 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:13,166 [chuckles nervously] 1260 00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:14,501 [bell dings] 1261 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:16,878 Do you have a $20 bill? 1262 00:54:16,878 --> 00:54:18,421 It's for a magic trick. 1263 00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:20,548 It's gonna blow your mind. 1264 00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:22,092 [bell dings] 1265 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,969 Hi. 1266 00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:26,304 So, Hunter, what do you do for a living? 1267 00:54:26,304 --> 00:54:29,266 - I work in finance. - Oh, that's great. 1268 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,977 - Yeah, I had to get a job to get my old man off my back. 1269 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,979 I'm just biding my time until he croaks. 1270 00:54:33,979 --> 00:54:38,275 Hey, do you know how to swim? 1271 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:39,985 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. 1272 00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,278 I'm set to inherit his 30-foot yacht. 1273 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,154 It's sick. 1274 00:54:43,154 --> 00:54:44,614 His cholesterol's pretty high, so I'll have the boat 1275 00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:46,741 in, like, three years max. 1276 00:54:48,576 --> 00:54:50,161 Congratulations. 1277 00:54:50,161 --> 00:54:51,121 [bell dings] 1278 00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:57,168 So how's it going? 1279 00:54:57,168 --> 00:54:58,378 Oh, fine. 1280 00:54:58,378 --> 00:55:01,881 I mean, yeah, it's okay. 1281 00:55:01,881 --> 00:55:03,341 I'm sure you're doing great. 1282 00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:05,885 - Well, you look like you're just having a grand time. 1283 00:55:05,885 --> 00:55:08,805 What's that supposed to mean? 1284 00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:10,432 Nothing. 1285 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:13,518 - Just keep the conversation light, and you'll be fine. 1286 00:55:13,518 --> 00:55:16,730 - Yeah, you should tell that to Trust Fund McGee over here 1287 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,481 who asked if I knew how to swim so we could take me 1288 00:55:18,481 --> 00:55:20,608 on his soon-to-be-deceased father's yacht. 1289 00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:22,652 - What? That guy? 1290 00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:23,695 - Yes. - You kidding me. 1291 00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:24,821 What is wrong with people? 1292 00:55:24,821 --> 00:55:26,656 [both laugh] 1293 00:55:26,656 --> 00:55:28,658 - Yeah, gosh, it feels so good to talk 1294 00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:30,035 to somebody fairly normal. 1295 00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:32,203 - Well, I'm glad I qualify as normal. 1296 00:55:32,203 --> 00:55:33,455 [bell dings] 1297 00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:35,623 Okay, everyone. 1298 00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:37,667 Now, that's it for tonight. 1299 00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:41,046 Make sure you stay and mingle with anyone 1300 00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:43,923 you've found interesting tonight. 1301 00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:48,178 - Oh, no. - What? 1302 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,138 - Trust fund boat guy, ten o'clock. 1303 00:55:51,723 --> 00:55:52,766 - Oh, yeah. That's not good. 1304 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,309 You wanna get out of here? Actually-- 1305 00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:55,769 - Please, please, please. - Come on, come on, come on. 1306 00:56:01,941 --> 00:56:03,193 Hey, Bridget. 1307 00:56:07,655 --> 00:56:10,367 - Shouldn't we wait to be seated? 1308 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:12,452 They know me here. 1309 00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:16,581 Do you like big servings? 1310 00:56:16,581 --> 00:56:20,001 - Depends on what's being served. 1311 00:56:20,001 --> 00:56:22,379 Thank you. 1312 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:24,589 - The usual? - Um... 1313 00:56:24,589 --> 00:56:26,716 - Or have you forgotten what we serve here? 1314 00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:28,760 It's been a while since you've been in. 1315 00:56:30,345 --> 00:56:32,263 The usual is fine. 1316 00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:33,681 I'll bring extra. 1317 00:56:33,681 --> 00:56:35,558 You're looking skinny. 1318 00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:36,768 I do not. 1319 00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:38,520 Yes, you do. 1320 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,230 You think you know everything about everything, don't you? 1321 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:43,650 Mr. King of the Socials Media has it all figured out. 1322 00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,444 Kacey, this is my mom, Des. 1323 00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:48,405 Mom, this is Kacey. 1324 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:50,281 Oh, hi. 1325 00:56:50,281 --> 00:56:51,783 Hello, dear. 1326 00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:54,327 - Oh, my, aren't you pretty? 1327 00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:57,414 Do you know what you'd like, or do you need a minute? 1328 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:01,292 - I-I guess I'll just--I'll have whatever he's having. 1329 00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:04,671 Alan, two usuals. 1330 00:57:04,671 --> 00:57:06,256 [chuckles] 1331 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,424 Ryan? 1332 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:09,175 - Oh. - [laughs] 1333 00:57:09,175 --> 00:57:10,510 Hi, Dad. 1334 00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:11,928 You look skinny, son. 1335 00:57:11,928 --> 00:57:14,431 I'll make extra. 1336 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,391 Nice to see you too, Dad. 1337 00:57:18,184 --> 00:57:20,728 [sighs] 1338 00:57:20,728 --> 00:57:24,524 - I'm no body language expert, but I think they might 1339 00:57:24,524 --> 00:57:25,942 be a little upset with you. 1340 00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:28,987 - We had a little bit of a falling-out recently. 1341 00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:34,284 - I'm sorry. - Thank you. 1342 00:57:38,037 --> 00:57:40,373 - Here you are, my dear. - Thank you. 1343 00:57:40,373 --> 00:57:42,417 Oh, two. 1344 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:45,545 - Th--thank you. 1345 00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:47,130 I guess we each get one. 1346 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:48,590 - I think they're both meant for you, actually, 1347 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:50,049 but hope you like bread. 1348 00:57:50,049 --> 00:57:52,218 [laughs] 1349 00:57:52,218 --> 00:57:53,845 I'm not kidding. 1350 00:57:53,845 --> 00:57:55,972 And then--and this one guy asked for a $20 bill 1351 00:57:55,972 --> 00:57:58,349 and proceeded to create an origami flower. 1352 00:57:58,349 --> 00:57:59,601 - Oh, that's-- 1353 00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:00,643 - And then that's not the worst part. 1354 00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:02,437 Then he wanted to bring it home 1355 00:58:02,437 --> 00:58:04,647 so that he could paint it... 1356 00:58:04,647 --> 00:58:05,857 No way. 1357 00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:07,275 - With his mother's nail polish. 1358 00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:09,527 - I'm sorry speed dating was a total bust. 1359 00:58:09,527 --> 00:58:10,987 - That was-- - No, it's okay. 1360 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:12,614 I have to thank you for rescuing me 1361 00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:14,240 from the psycho boat guy. 1362 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,201 Oh, of course, Kay. 1363 00:58:19,704 --> 00:58:21,956 Sorry, is it weird if I call you Kay? 1364 00:58:21,956 --> 00:58:23,666 - No. Oh, no, no. 1365 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,251 It's fine. 1366 00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:28,963 It's just what my mom used to call me. 1367 00:58:28,963 --> 00:58:31,257 - Oh, is she-- 1368 00:58:31,257 --> 00:58:32,592 Yeah, yeah. 1369 00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:34,886 She--she passed a couple years ago. 1370 00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:36,721 I'm sorry. 1371 00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:38,932 Thank you. 1372 00:58:41,267 --> 00:58:44,229 - Yeah, she was-- she was really special. 1373 00:58:46,105 --> 00:58:49,275 She used to-- 1374 00:58:49,275 --> 00:58:50,610 she used to try to get my dad and I to go 1375 00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:52,820 on these, like, crazy adventures with her, 1376 00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:56,074 like whale watching and ice climbing. 1377 00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:57,534 You? 1378 00:58:57,534 --> 00:59:01,162 She was really...brave. 1379 00:59:01,162 --> 00:59:03,331 Sounds amazing. 1380 00:59:03,331 --> 00:59:05,291 You know, I bet she would've been pretty proud of you 1381 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:07,627 for putting yourself out there this week. 1382 00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:09,963 I hope so. 1383 00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:16,427 This dress was a big one for me, so-- 1384 00:59:16,427 --> 00:59:17,845 - Yeah, that was a huge jump for you. 1385 00:59:17,845 --> 00:59:19,055 Yeah. 1386 00:59:19,055 --> 00:59:19,973 - It's a beautiful dress, though. 1387 00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:23,351 Really is. 1388 00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:25,395 - I hope that you can make good with your parents. 1389 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:29,065 - I know, it's just so complicated. 1390 00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:30,441 They're always telling me that they want me 1391 00:59:30,441 --> 00:59:32,527 to quit my silly social medias, 1392 00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:33,945 and they tell me that, you know, 1393 00:59:33,945 --> 00:59:35,280 my place is here at the restaurant. 1394 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,323 They want me to run it with them, but, you know, 1395 00:59:37,323 --> 00:59:39,200 I don't know how to, you know, get it across to them 1396 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,452 that I already have a very successful business 1397 00:59:41,452 --> 00:59:43,288 that I'm running, but they don't even wanna come 1398 00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:45,290 to my house to check it out or see for themselves. 1399 00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:47,917 They just-- 1400 00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:50,670 they're always just so stubborn all the time. 1401 00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:54,591 All right, it might be a family trait. 1402 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:55,842 You don't say. 1403 00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:57,010 - I knew you wanted to say something. 1404 00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:58,469 I could tell. 1405 00:59:58,469 --> 01:00:02,932 - No, still, though, I hope you work things out with them. 1406 01:00:05,518 --> 01:00:08,187 You only get one set of parents, you know. 1407 01:00:15,653 --> 01:00:17,238 Well, thanks for humoring me 1408 01:00:17,238 --> 01:00:18,448 with the whole speed dating thing. 1409 01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,491 I hope dinner redeemed it a little bit. 1410 01:00:20,491 --> 01:00:23,786 - It did. I'll give you that. 1411 01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:25,872 I'm sure you bring all kinds of women 1412 01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:27,957 to your parents' restaurant to impress them. 1413 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:31,836 Actually, just you. 1414 01:00:33,171 --> 01:00:34,464 [phone chimes] 1415 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:37,133 - God, this thing is so annoying. 1416 01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:39,385 This app just keeps dinging. 1417 01:00:39,385 --> 01:00:40,595 - I'm sorry. You can get rid of it as soon as you're done 1418 01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:41,763 with the article. I promise. 1419 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:43,181 I know that guy. 1420 01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:46,351 - Yeah, it keeps trying to remind me to swipe. 1421 01:00:46,351 --> 01:00:47,810 Nah, it's okay. 1422 01:00:47,810 --> 01:00:50,063 He looks like a total poser anyway. 1423 01:00:50,063 --> 01:00:51,189 Yeah, he kind of does. 1424 01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:52,482 - Probably--yeah, yeah, yeah. 1425 01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:53,858 Probably wouldn't swipe up on that guy. 1426 01:00:58,071 --> 01:00:58,946 [phone chimes] 1427 01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:03,868 We matched. 1428 01:01:06,287 --> 01:01:08,331 Well, thank you for tonight. 1429 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:12,168 - Kay, let me take you to dinner tomorrow night. 1430 01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:18,049 - Like--like a real date? 1431 01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:21,010 Yeah, like a real date. 1432 01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:26,182 Okay. 1433 01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:28,643 Tomorrow. 1434 01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:30,687 Pick you up at 7:00. 1435 01:01:33,314 --> 01:01:35,066 All right, then. 1436 01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:36,567 Good night. 1437 01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:47,328 [soft music] 1438 01:01:47,328 --> 01:01:54,252 ♪ ♪ 1439 01:02:06,931 --> 01:02:10,935 Oh, "The Right Way to Woo." 1440 01:02:10,935 --> 01:02:12,395 My three-step method. 1441 01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:14,731 Step one, hook. 1442 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:16,607 Pique her interests by not revealing much 1443 01:02:16,607 --> 01:02:18,901 personal information early on. 1444 01:02:18,901 --> 01:02:21,028 [touch tones beeping] 1445 01:02:24,532 --> 01:02:25,742 Hey. 1446 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:27,076 Hey, let's reschedule that live stream 1447 01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:28,536 we have planned for tomorrow. 1448 01:02:28,536 --> 01:02:31,038 I--yeah, I actually have a date. 1449 01:02:31,038 --> 01:02:35,001 Step two, line. 1450 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:38,337 Tell her you're ready to settle down 1451 01:02:38,337 --> 01:02:40,047 if you meet the right woman. 1452 01:02:41,966 --> 01:02:44,677 Step three, 1453 01:02:44,677 --> 01:02:47,555 sink her. 1454 01:02:47,555 --> 01:02:51,184 Call her by a nickname 1455 01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:55,605 to foster trust and familiarity. 1456 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:58,191 Oh, my gosh. 1457 01:02:58,191 --> 01:03:01,277 Oh, my 1458 01:03:01,277 --> 01:03:04,489 - Wait, you sent what to her house? 1459 01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:06,032 When? 1460 01:03:08,868 --> 01:03:12,330 - [doorbell rings] - [gasps] 1461 01:03:12,330 --> 01:03:13,372 Kay, let me in. 1462 01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:18,920 Kay, Kay? 1463 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,463 Are you kidding me? 1464 01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:22,507 You're unbelievable, Ryan. Just go home, okay? 1465 01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:24,801 - Kacey, Kacey, please, just let me explain. 1466 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:26,719 Hook, line, and sink her? 1467 01:03:26,719 --> 01:03:28,262 You told me that your methods weren't manipulative. 1468 01:03:28,262 --> 01:03:29,847 - They're not, they're not, I promise. 1469 01:03:29,847 --> 01:03:31,265 I know how it looks. 1470 01:03:31,265 --> 01:03:32,350 But please, you have to let me explain. 1471 01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:33,309 Kacey. 1472 01:03:35,269 --> 01:03:38,689 - This whole time, this whole time, 1473 01:03:38,689 --> 01:03:41,984 I was just some sort of case study for your book? 1474 01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:43,611 - No. No, Kacey. 1475 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:45,947 - You wouldn't share personal information early on. 1476 01:03:45,947 --> 01:03:48,032 - No, I know, but-- - You told me 1477 01:03:48,032 --> 01:03:49,700 that you would only settle down-- 1478 01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:50,952 - If I found the right woman. Yes, I know, but-- 1479 01:03:50,952 --> 01:03:53,204 And the nickname. 1480 01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:56,165 - That was real. It was real. 1481 01:03:56,165 --> 01:03:58,125 - It is right there in your book, Ryan. 1482 01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,502 It is literally right there. 1483 01:03:59,502 --> 01:04:00,753 - It is. It is. 1484 01:04:00,753 --> 01:04:02,213 And I know what it says in the book. 1485 01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:04,966 - I know. But-- - But what, hmm? 1486 01:04:06,759 --> 01:04:09,512 - I only used those moves because I was falling for you. 1487 01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:11,347 - [scoffs] - And I-- 1488 01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:13,349 Kacey, I only did that because it was-- 1489 01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:15,351 it was tried and true, and I fell back 1490 01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:17,144 on what I already knew. 1491 01:04:17,144 --> 01:04:19,438 But I never meant to manipulate you. 1492 01:04:19,438 --> 01:04:21,315 I was never trying to manipulate you. 1493 01:04:21,315 --> 01:04:24,819 I was crazy about you. 1494 01:04:24,819 --> 01:04:27,113 I am crazy about you. 1495 01:04:28,614 --> 01:04:31,158 So yes. 1496 01:04:31,158 --> 01:04:34,579 You know, I hoped you felt the same way, so I leaned 1497 01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:36,789 on what was familiar, you know, formulas and hacks, 1498 01:04:36,789 --> 01:04:38,791 but I would never try to manipulate anybody, 1499 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,167 especially not you. 1500 01:04:40,167 --> 01:04:43,796 - I was just starting to put myself back out there. 1501 01:04:43,796 --> 01:04:47,967 I was just learning to trust again. 1502 01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:50,428 - And you used me. - Used you? 1503 01:04:50,428 --> 01:04:52,638 - Hey, you used me. - Excuse me? 1504 01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:54,390 - You only took those risks because it 1505 01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:55,641 was good for your career and for the article. 1506 01:04:55,641 --> 01:04:56,767 Don't act like you were being brave. 1507 01:04:56,767 --> 01:04:58,561 That was a means to an end for you. 1508 01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:00,229 I just want you to leave. 1509 01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:03,316 Now. 1510 01:05:10,656 --> 01:05:12,241 [crying] 1511 01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:15,244 [somber music] 1512 01:05:15,244 --> 01:05:16,495 ♪ ♪ 1513 01:05:24,879 --> 01:05:27,757 [alarm beeping] 1514 01:05:36,098 --> 01:05:43,272 ♪ ♪ 1515 01:06:12,009 --> 01:06:13,469 [door clicks open] 1516 01:06:17,598 --> 01:06:21,060 Oh, honey, what happened? 1517 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:23,646 - Well, let's just say that Ryan was exactly the type 1518 01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:25,064 of person I thought he was. 1519 01:06:25,064 --> 01:06:27,066 Ugh, men. 1520 01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:29,860 How dare he break your heart in that perfect dress? 1521 01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:33,406 Anyway, now-- 1522 01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:35,825 Thank you. 1523 01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:38,119 Now I need to go write this puff piece 1524 01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:40,496 and promote his bogus book, and I really don't know 1525 01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:41,831 how I'm gonna do it. 1526 01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:42,957 - Hmm, well, you know what they say. 1527 01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:46,085 "The keyboard is mightier than the sword." 1528 01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:50,589 - I don't think they do say that, but tell me more. 1529 01:06:50,589 --> 01:06:52,466 - I think that you should go home 1530 01:06:52,466 --> 01:06:55,052 and write the piece you wanna write. 1531 01:06:55,052 --> 01:06:56,262 Tell the truth, 1532 01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:57,430 all of it. 1533 01:06:57,430 --> 01:07:04,645 ♪ ♪ 1534 01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:25,833 - And then I read his method is hook, line, and sink her. 1535 01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:27,793 - Unbelievable. - I know. 1536 01:07:27,793 --> 01:07:29,587 And then he tells me he's crazy about me 1537 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:32,173 like it somehow fixes the fact that he was playing me 1538 01:07:32,173 --> 01:07:34,091 this entire time. 1539 01:07:34,091 --> 01:07:35,968 - You know, I can always call my uncle Billy 1540 01:07:35,968 --> 01:07:39,013 and have him talk some sense into Ryan. 1541 01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:41,015 What? [laughs] 1542 01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:43,517 I appreciate the moral support, but I do not-- 1543 01:07:43,517 --> 01:07:46,020 - Okay, I'm just saying I can have the situation 1544 01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:47,354 taken care of. 1545 01:07:47,354 --> 01:07:48,481 Wink. 1546 01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:50,316 Really, I'm good. 1547 01:07:50,316 --> 01:07:53,152 Okay. 1548 01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:54,779 - Just to be clear, under no circumstance 1549 01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:57,281 do I want a hit taken out on Ryan. 1550 01:07:57,281 --> 01:07:58,574 Of course. 1551 01:08:00,659 --> 01:08:02,578 [phone chimes] 1552 01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:04,997 Oh, no. 1553 01:08:04,997 --> 01:08:06,040 What? 1554 01:08:09,168 --> 01:08:10,669 [gasps] 1555 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:14,298 She used all caps. 1556 01:08:14,298 --> 01:08:15,382 [breathes deeply] 1557 01:08:15,382 --> 01:08:17,551 Gird your loins. 1558 01:08:17,551 --> 01:08:19,136 Oh, shoot. 1559 01:08:24,308 --> 01:08:26,393 What's this? 1560 01:08:26,393 --> 01:08:27,770 My piece. 1561 01:08:27,770 --> 01:08:30,147 We can't publish this. 1562 01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:32,316 We agreed to write a nice piece on Ryan. 1563 01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:34,360 This paints him out to be some sort 1564 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,737 of womanizing villain. 1565 01:08:36,737 --> 01:08:40,324 - Well, my job is to write the truth, and that's what I did. 1566 01:08:40,324 --> 01:08:42,326 No, honey. 1567 01:08:42,326 --> 01:08:46,038 Your job is to remain unbiased, which clearly you didn't. 1568 01:08:46,038 --> 01:08:47,832 Just because you were unprofessional 1569 01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:48,916 and you got your heart broken-- 1570 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:50,251 - I didn't get my heart-- 1571 01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:51,919 Let me finish. 1572 01:08:51,919 --> 01:08:53,629 That does not mean that you get 1573 01:08:53,629 --> 01:08:55,756 to air your personal grievances 1574 01:08:55,756 --> 01:08:57,883 all over the pages of "Belle Fair." 1575 01:08:57,883 --> 01:08:59,760 This is a fireable offense, Kacey. 1576 01:09:01,428 --> 01:09:03,347 You are right. 1577 01:09:03,347 --> 01:09:06,183 I am so sorry. 1578 01:09:06,183 --> 01:09:07,643 - Well, you can forget about being considered 1579 01:09:07,643 --> 01:09:10,437 for the First Lady profile. 1580 01:09:10,437 --> 01:09:13,440 Of course. 1581 01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,692 I understand. 1582 01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:15,693 I'm sorry, really. 1583 01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:17,027 Let me--let me make good. 1584 01:09:17,027 --> 01:09:19,947 I will do a rewrite ASAP. 1585 01:09:19,947 --> 01:09:22,366 You'd better. 1586 01:09:22,366 --> 01:09:24,118 And I also expect glowing coverage 1587 01:09:24,118 --> 01:09:25,703 of him hosting the LA Singles Night 1588 01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:27,204 in your revised piece. 1589 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:30,833 I have to go to that? 1590 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:33,544 If you value your job. 1591 01:09:33,544 --> 01:09:35,462 Of course. 1592 01:09:35,462 --> 01:09:38,883 Right. I will fix it. 1593 01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:40,301 Thank you. 1594 01:09:45,514 --> 01:09:47,558 - Thank you guys for joining my live AMA. 1595 01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:51,270 I think I have time for one more question before I go. 1596 01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:56,525 Okay, AnitaLeah86 says, "Hey Ryan, big fan." 1597 01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:58,319 Thanks, Anita. 1598 01:09:58,319 --> 01:10:01,906 "I want to know how you know when you found the one." 1599 01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:07,786 Well, AnitaLeah, I think that's gonna 1600 01:10:07,786 --> 01:10:10,372 look different for everybody. 1601 01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:12,625 You know, it's hard to find a one-size-fits-all answer, 1602 01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:15,794 but I will say this. 1603 01:10:15,794 --> 01:10:18,130 I think the one is somebody 1604 01:10:18,130 --> 01:10:21,133 that you can be entirely yourself around, 1605 01:10:21,133 --> 01:10:24,303 you know, somebody that... really sees you, 1606 01:10:24,303 --> 01:10:30,309 knows you, the good and the bad parts of you, 1607 01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:34,980 but they accept you and love you for who you are, 1608 01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:36,982 who you really are. 1609 01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:41,237 Anyway, thank you guys so much for joining, 1610 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,614 and I will be back again the same time next week 1611 01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:45,532 for my live on Friday. 1612 01:10:45,532 --> 01:10:52,164 ♪ ♪ 1613 01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:58,921 [quirky music] 1614 01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:06,136 ♪ ♪ 1615 01:11:17,022 --> 01:11:18,607 [sighs] 1616 01:11:33,330 --> 01:11:40,087 ♪ ♪ 1617 01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:16,457 [gasps] 1618 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,544 [sighs] 1619 01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:28,218 [gasps] Oh, oh, oh! 1620 01:12:28,218 --> 01:12:29,595 Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. 1621 01:12:29,595 --> 01:12:31,764 Ow! 1622 01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:34,099 Okay. Okay. 1623 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:44,693 Hi, hi. 1624 01:12:44,693 --> 01:12:45,986 - Hey. - Sorry. 1625 01:12:45,986 --> 01:12:47,488 Hey, slow down. 1626 01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:49,239 - Are you okay? - Yeah. No, no, no. I'm fine. 1627 01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:54,036 I was just--ooh, I was up late finishing a deadline and-- 1628 01:12:54,036 --> 01:12:56,622 - It's just--well, you're late. 1629 01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:58,207 - You're never late. - Oh, yeah. 1630 01:12:58,207 --> 01:12:59,583 It's been a long week. Nice hat. 1631 01:12:59,583 --> 01:13:01,043 Thanks. 1632 01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:04,505 Look, today's maybe not a good day to do this. 1633 01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:06,340 - For what? For golfing. Today is a great day. 1634 01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:07,383 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1635 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:09,676 - Just call me Ball Lady. [laughs] 1636 01:13:09,676 --> 01:13:10,803 Helen... 1637 01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:11,845 - Oh, you must be Kacey. - Kacey. 1638 01:13:11,845 --> 01:13:14,431 - Kacey. Kacey, Helen. - Hi. 1639 01:13:14,431 --> 01:13:18,143 So good to meet you. 1640 01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:20,396 Oh, dear, you have a little bit of... 1641 01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:21,772 - What? Is it-- - Something-- 1642 01:13:21,772 --> 01:13:23,399 Oh, yeah. 1643 01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:25,776 Occupational hazard when you're a writer. 1644 01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:27,820 How did you know? 1645 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:31,323 - Ronnie is so proud of his amazing journalist daughter. 1646 01:13:31,323 --> 01:13:32,741 He talks about you all the time. 1647 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:36,912 - Well, I'm gonna get started. - Yeah. 1648 01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:38,330 Yeah, I'll be over in a sec. 1649 01:13:38,330 --> 01:13:40,040 - Okay. - Okay. 1650 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:41,417 Yeah, those are-- 1651 01:13:48,048 --> 01:13:49,633 - You okay? - Oh, yeah. 1652 01:13:49,633 --> 01:13:51,802 No, I'm great. 1653 01:13:51,802 --> 01:13:53,512 What happened? 1654 01:13:55,681 --> 01:13:59,560 - I just--I thought--I thought I was ready to put myself 1655 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:02,729 out there, I guess, like you, and I-- 1656 01:14:02,729 --> 01:14:06,442 and I met somebody, and it just--it all fell apart. 1657 01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:11,280 And now my job is in the wedding stuff box-- 1658 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:15,367 - Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. Calm down. 1659 01:14:16,660 --> 01:14:18,245 I'm sorry. 1660 01:14:18,245 --> 01:14:19,371 It's okay. 1661 01:14:19,371 --> 01:14:21,457 Really. 1662 01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:26,044 I just can't believe I miss him and his... 1663 01:14:26,044 --> 01:14:28,797 stupid face. 1664 01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:32,759 - I know you've had a tough go at it, but listen to me. 1665 01:14:32,759 --> 01:14:36,054 You have got a big heart, and it'd be a shame for you 1666 01:14:36,054 --> 01:14:39,183 to hold that all to yourself. 1667 01:14:39,183 --> 01:14:43,312 So when you're ready to make that leap, you go for it. 1668 01:14:47,107 --> 01:14:49,485 - Thanks, Dad. - Whoo! 1669 01:14:49,485 --> 01:14:52,488 Hole in one. Look out, Tiger Woods. 1670 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:54,948 Gotta be on your game, Ronnie. 1671 01:14:54,948 --> 01:14:56,366 Get over there. 1672 01:14:56,366 --> 01:14:59,077 You gonna be okay? 1673 01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:01,163 Good to meet you. 1674 01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:04,416 Come on, Tiger. Rawr! 1675 01:15:04,416 --> 01:15:07,377 Oh, my gosh, your daughter's so lovely. 1676 01:15:07,377 --> 01:15:09,421 She's... 1677 01:15:18,222 --> 01:15:21,183 - Hey, did we get the shipment of gelato? 1678 01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:22,684 No, I called about that. 1679 01:15:22,684 --> 01:15:24,603 We're having shipping delays all over the place. 1680 01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:27,356 Hi. 1681 01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:30,651 - Huh, prodigal son, come to do some work? 1682 01:15:30,651 --> 01:15:33,028 - Not exactly. I just wanted to come say hi. 1683 01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:36,406 That's...not like you. 1684 01:15:36,406 --> 01:15:38,325 You look pale. Are you sick? 1685 01:15:38,325 --> 01:15:39,826 - I'm not sick. Why do you guys keep saying that I'm sick? 1686 01:15:39,826 --> 01:15:41,453 - Hey, don't sass your mom, okay? 1687 01:15:41,453 --> 01:15:44,039 - I'm not sassing. - He's been grumpy all weekend. 1688 01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:46,375 - Thanks, Chris. - Well, you have. 1689 01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:55,634 You look happy there. 1690 01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:57,469 I was happy. 1691 01:15:58,845 --> 01:16:00,013 Think I totally blew it, though. 1692 01:16:02,266 --> 01:16:06,353 I think I'm starting to realize that I...distance myself 1693 01:16:06,353 --> 01:16:08,730 from the people who care for me the most, 1694 01:16:08,730 --> 01:16:10,899 and I'm sorry that I haven't been around much. 1695 01:16:10,899 --> 01:16:12,568 Much? 1696 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:16,321 Yeah, you don't come around at all except on your date. 1697 01:16:16,321 --> 01:16:17,990 Dad, you're right. 1698 01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:19,533 I came here to say that I'm sorry 1699 01:16:19,533 --> 01:16:21,076 for how distant that I've been. 1700 01:16:21,076 --> 01:16:23,954 Also, working at this restaurant, 1701 01:16:23,954 --> 01:16:25,706 it's just--it's not what I want. 1702 01:16:25,706 --> 01:16:30,168 - Well, I may not know much about your TokTiks, 1703 01:16:30,168 --> 01:16:34,965 but I do understand what it is to build something important. 1704 01:16:34,965 --> 01:16:36,174 - I know the business is-- 1705 01:16:36,174 --> 01:16:40,053 No, not the business, family. 1706 01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:47,436 And our family is more important than any of this. 1707 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:52,274 - We just want our boys to be happy, more than anything. 1708 01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:56,194 And if that means doing your silly little dances 1709 01:16:56,194 --> 01:16:58,196 online for a living, so be it. 1710 01:16:58,196 --> 01:16:59,489 - Wait, is that-- is that really what you guys 1711 01:16:59,489 --> 01:17:00,574 think I do for a living? 1712 01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:01,700 It's okay, dear. 1713 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:03,410 We've made peace with it. 1714 01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:06,872 In fact, your father even learned one. 1715 01:17:06,872 --> 01:17:07,831 Show him, honey. 1716 01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:13,587 Oh, no. 1717 01:17:13,587 --> 01:17:16,715 Oh, Dad, that's the worst. 1718 01:17:16,715 --> 01:17:18,717 All right, nobody ever needs to see that ever. 1719 01:17:18,717 --> 01:17:20,218 - Oh, my-- - Ow. 1720 01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:21,219 Did you know about this? 1721 01:17:21,219 --> 01:17:23,680 - No. - Terrible. Yikes. 1722 01:17:27,559 --> 01:17:29,186 I love you guys, seriously. 1723 01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:30,562 Even you, Chris. 1724 01:17:30,562 --> 01:17:32,230 Good. 1725 01:17:32,230 --> 01:17:33,565 That means you can get back to work. 1726 01:17:33,565 --> 01:17:35,817 Oh, thank you so much. 1727 01:17:35,817 --> 01:17:37,361 Thanks. 1728 01:17:43,033 --> 01:17:45,786 [light music] 1729 01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:52,918 ♪ ♪ 1730 01:18:18,735 --> 01:18:21,697 [somber music] 1731 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:28,620 ♪ ♪ 1732 01:18:47,180 --> 01:18:50,058 [indistinct chatter] 1733 01:19:02,612 --> 01:19:04,531 [sighs] 1734 01:19:04,531 --> 01:19:05,407 Come on. 1735 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,911 [dance music playing] 1736 01:19:09,911 --> 01:19:17,043 ♪ ♪ 1737 01:19:23,467 --> 01:19:25,469 - So I told them to do one more song 1738 01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:27,179 and we'll have you get up there and work your magic. 1739 01:19:27,179 --> 01:19:28,930 Sure thing, yeah. 1740 01:19:28,930 --> 01:19:36,062 ♪ ♪ 1741 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,858 Will you excuse me real quick? 1742 01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:41,818 - Right, but we'll need you onstage in just a minute. 1743 01:19:41,818 --> 01:19:44,112 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, of course. 1744 01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:45,489 - Hi, Ryan, is it? 1745 01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,115 Yeah. 1746 01:19:47,115 --> 01:19:48,492 - I just need you to know that I know a guy 1747 01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:51,495 who knows a guy who knows a guy, 1748 01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:52,287 and that's all you need to know. 1749 01:19:52,287 --> 01:19:54,164 - Okay? - Yeah. 1750 01:19:54,164 --> 01:19:56,208 Okay, it's okay. 1751 01:19:56,208 --> 01:20:00,420 You two just let him say his piece. 1752 01:20:00,420 --> 01:20:02,798 I'll go get us some drinks. 1753 01:20:06,968 --> 01:20:09,012 Oh. 1754 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,308 - Hi. - Hi. 1755 01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:16,436 - Look, Kacey, I just need to say that I am so sorry about-- 1756 01:20:16,436 --> 01:20:18,730 - Okay, let's get this show on the road. 1757 01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:25,195 - This way. - Okay, yeah. 1758 01:20:25,195 --> 01:20:32,285 ♪ ♪ 1759 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,415 Oh, thank you. 1760 01:20:40,877 --> 01:20:42,963 Hello, LA singles. 1761 01:20:42,963 --> 01:20:45,674 [cheers and applause] 1762 01:20:45,674 --> 01:20:47,300 First off, I just wanna thank our wonderful 1763 01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:49,135 event sponsor, "Belle Fair," for putting this together. 1764 01:20:49,135 --> 01:20:51,179 Let's everybody give them a hand real quick. 1765 01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:54,099 [cheers and applause] 1766 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:58,395 So tonight, tonight is about mixing 1767 01:20:58,395 --> 01:20:59,980 and mingling with other singles, 1768 01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:03,358 and my job is to help you do that. 1769 01:21:03,358 --> 01:21:07,404 With that in mind, I actually have some exciting news. 1770 01:21:07,404 --> 01:21:09,406 As many of you know, I was supposed 1771 01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:11,950 to promote my upcoming book tonight, 1772 01:21:11,950 --> 01:21:13,577 but now I don't think that that's a book 1773 01:21:13,577 --> 01:21:16,580 that I wanna be known for anymore. 1774 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:18,832 You see, I met somebody recently, 1775 01:21:18,832 --> 01:21:19,958 and she taught me that finding love 1776 01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:22,419 isn't something that you do by 1777 01:21:22,419 --> 01:21:25,088 playing games, following formulas. 1778 01:21:25,088 --> 01:21:29,134 Sometimes love finds you in the quiet moments 1779 01:21:29,134 --> 01:21:30,427 when you're being your most true and honest self 1780 01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:33,263 with someone who... 1781 01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:36,391 really sees you 1782 01:21:36,391 --> 01:21:39,603 and they love you for who you are. 1783 01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:42,689 So tonight I won't be promoting my book. 1784 01:21:42,689 --> 01:21:45,025 I don't have any hacks. 1785 01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:47,444 I don't have any formulas for you to follow. 1786 01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:51,072 My hope is that you'll mingle and be real with one another. 1787 01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:52,866 Be your true selves. 1788 01:21:55,535 --> 01:21:57,120 Because when you find someone that you 1789 01:21:57,120 --> 01:22:00,457 can be your true self with, man, that's-- 1790 01:22:00,457 --> 01:22:01,875 it's something special. 1791 01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:05,503 If you're lucky enough to find it, 1792 01:22:05,503 --> 01:22:06,379 I hope you're smarter than I am. 1793 01:22:06,379 --> 01:22:07,839 You hold on to it. 1794 01:22:12,344 --> 01:22:13,678 [chuckles] 1795 01:22:13,678 --> 01:22:16,848 Anyway, sorry. 1796 01:22:16,848 --> 01:22:18,308 If you're feeling like being brave tonight, 1797 01:22:18,308 --> 01:22:21,561 I invite you to try a simple but effective icebreaker. 1798 01:22:21,561 --> 01:22:23,897 It's actually--it's inspired by somebody that I met recently. 1799 01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:26,733 I call it easy question, hard question. 1800 01:22:26,733 --> 01:22:28,193 Is there a brave soul in the crowd tonight 1801 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:29,402 that wants to come up here and help me demonstrate? 1802 01:22:29,402 --> 01:22:32,948 [crowd murmuring] 1803 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,366 - Yeah. Over here. Over here. Yes. 1804 01:22:34,366 --> 01:22:35,533 - No, no, no, no, no. - Yes. This lady right here. 1805 01:22:35,533 --> 01:22:37,243 Yes, pretty lady down there. 1806 01:22:37,243 --> 01:22:39,537 Come on up. 1807 01:22:39,537 --> 01:22:40,872 Yes, you got this. Go. 1808 01:22:46,836 --> 01:22:48,588 [squeals] 1809 01:22:51,299 --> 01:22:52,842 Hi. 1810 01:22:55,053 --> 01:22:57,889 Hi. 1811 01:22:57,889 --> 01:22:59,766 - Thank you to my lovely volunteer. 1812 01:22:59,766 --> 01:23:03,478 Let's introduce you. What's your name? 1813 01:23:03,478 --> 01:23:05,730 - Kacey. - Whoo! 1814 01:23:05,730 --> 01:23:07,732 All right, Kacey. 1815 01:23:07,732 --> 01:23:09,985 So let me explain the icebreaker. 1816 01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:12,445 We're each gonna take a turn asking one easy question 1817 01:23:12,445 --> 01:23:13,613 followed by a hard question. 1818 01:23:13,613 --> 01:23:14,823 I'll demonstrate. 1819 01:23:14,823 --> 01:23:16,700 Easy question first. 1820 01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:18,326 What's your coffee order? 1821 01:23:18,326 --> 01:23:21,121 - Medium half-caf almond milk no foam with whip mocha. 1822 01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:23,456 [laughter] 1823 01:23:23,456 --> 01:23:28,795 - Okay, there's nothing easy about that, but... 1824 01:23:28,795 --> 01:23:30,130 now for the hard question. 1825 01:23:33,091 --> 01:23:37,595 Kacey, will you take a chance on me? 1826 01:23:37,595 --> 01:23:40,348 [tender music] 1827 01:23:40,348 --> 01:23:47,522 ♪ ♪ 1828 01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:57,115 I could never take a chance 1829 01:23:57,115 --> 01:23:59,576 on an arrogant TokFlix love doctor. 1830 01:23:59,576 --> 01:24:01,953 [crowd murmuring] 1831 01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:11,212 And when I met you, that's all I thought you were. 1832 01:24:13,381 --> 01:24:15,759 And I was so wrong. 1833 01:24:18,762 --> 01:24:22,766 Now I know that you're-- 1834 01:24:22,766 --> 01:24:26,770 you're kind and funny 1835 01:24:26,770 --> 01:24:32,400 and smart and confident. 1836 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:35,612 You know, maybe a little too confident at times. 1837 01:24:35,612 --> 01:24:38,990 And you love your family. 1838 01:24:43,119 --> 01:24:44,829 And you say that you like spicy foods, 1839 01:24:44,829 --> 01:24:47,582 but really, you're no match for chicken tinga tacos. 1840 01:24:47,582 --> 01:24:50,376 [laughter] 1841 01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:55,215 And you're brave, 1842 01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:58,051 and you helped me become brave too. 1843 01:25:02,555 --> 01:25:07,685 So... 1844 01:25:07,685 --> 01:25:08,895 yes. 1845 01:25:08,895 --> 01:25:13,108 [cheers and applause] 1846 01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:18,071 Ryan, I will take a chance on you. 1847 01:25:19,614 --> 01:25:22,325 Oh, let's jump to a hard question. 1848 01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:28,164 Will you go to dinner with me sometime? 1849 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:36,506 - Kacey, that's an easy question. 1850 01:25:38,716 --> 01:25:42,554 [cheers and applause] 1851 01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:44,639 Yeah! 1852 01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:51,312 ♪ ♪ 1853 01:25:55,191 --> 01:25:56,359 - Hey, Chris, wherever you are out there, 1854 01:25:56,359 --> 01:25:57,902 can you come and take over on the microphone? 1855 01:25:57,902 --> 01:26:00,071 I've got a hot date to get to. 1856 01:26:00,071 --> 01:26:01,239 You got it, bro. 1857 01:26:04,909 --> 01:26:06,286 Wanna get out of here? 1858 01:26:06,286 --> 01:26:08,746 - I actually know a good little place. 1859 01:26:08,746 --> 01:26:11,499 [upbeat music] 1860 01:26:11,499 --> 01:26:18,423 ♪ ♪ 1861 01:27:15,813 --> 01:27:17,857 [projector whirring] 1862 01:27:17,857 --> 01:27:20,818 [dramatic music] 1863 01:27:20,818 --> 01:27:26,824 ♪ ♪ 1864 01:27:26,824 --> 01:27:29,744 [water lapping] 1865 01:27:29,744 --> 01:27:31,871 [whooshing] 1866 01:27:31,871 --> 01:27:33,373 [loon calls]