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This means war.
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Oh, my baby.
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Fucking college.
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Okay,
so, I checked
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the weather in Portland
and it's 85 degrees,
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so you will need
your sunscreen.
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Yeah, I know, Mom.
It's in my backpack.
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You got all
your other toiletries?
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Yes, in my bag
that you packed.
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- While I watched, remember?
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You were crying
the whole time.
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Yeah, what a mess.
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It's not like he's going
off to war. It's just Oregon.
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I know, I know,
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but it's such
an amazing time in your life,
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you can literally become
anyone you wanna be.
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- Mom?
- You could
change the world.
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- Mom?
- You could
colonize Mars.
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- I mean...
- Mom,
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you're spiraling.
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- Sorry, sorry, boys.
We'll just be one minute.
No problem.
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And remember...
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- Lakers for life.
- Lakers for
life, I know.
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Come back a Blazers fan,
I'm not gonna let you
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- back in the house.
- Yeah, I know, Dad.
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- Stop.
- I'm serious.
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Stop eating
the trail mix.
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It's for Nicky.
It's a long trip.
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Um, I guess
this is it.
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I'm sorry,
I'm a little emotional.
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Mom, Dad.
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- Okay.
- I love you. I love you.
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- I love you. I love you.
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Okay, see you later.
Call me when
you get there.
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Yo, let's... fuckin' go.
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Freedom!
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Let's do this.
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There goes our baby.
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- Ah!
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I love you!
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Every woman
dreams of full brows
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and long luscious eyelashes.
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And thanks to Profizal's
hair-generating technology,
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I believe we have
a real opportunity
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to market this
to chemo patients.
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It's too sad.
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I mean,
anybody here wanna be sad?
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No.
Nobody
wants to be sad.
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Where's the ad that says
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Profizal puts hair
on men's heads?
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That's who we should
be marketing to.
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Insecure men
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with lots of cash.
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No, actually, Dad,
ICO labs said Profizal
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- doesn't work on scalps.
- It doesn't?
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- No.
Oh, shit.
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We gotta get you on
another project, dammit.
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Oh, what about Restylane?
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The anti-ageing filler?
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Yes, the new
Galderma product
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for older women.
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Because, you know,
you're a...
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...you're... you're
an expert, really.
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I mean, you're of
a certain age bracket.
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- I'm 40.
- Whoa! I did not
ask her age.
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Everybody saw
that, right?
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Would never do that.
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Look, I really think
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this would be
a perfect fit for you.
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Okay.
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Randy, what do you got?
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Erectile dysfunction, Hank,
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is a thing of the past
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with Thoracinil.
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Hey. So, Thoracinil
is banned in the EU,
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so we can't
use Mykonos
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but he's on a jet-ski.
I love those.
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- I love jet-skis.
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- Hello?
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Uh, well,
it's Kristin Dorner
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Balbano
is my maiden name.
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You never give up
the name Balbano.
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Sorry? Who is this?
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I am Bianca
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and I have
terrible news.
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Giuseppe Balbano
is dead.
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- Oh, my father's father.
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God, I didn't even
know he was alive.
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Can you hold
on a sec?
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Paul!
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My husband's
in a band.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Your grandfather
is dead.
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You need to
settle his affairs.
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His affairs? But, I mean,
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I don't even know him.
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You're named specifically
in his will.
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We'll fly you to Italy.
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You'll leave
tomorrow night.
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Wait. What, did you say Italy?
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Like, as in Italy Italy?
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Yes, Italy.
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Oh, that sounds...
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No, I... No, I can't
just get on a plane
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and head on over
to my dream place.
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Everything is crazy
at work right now
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and my husband
needs me, you know?
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- And I just can't see
that I can get away...
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Quiet, listen
to my lyric here.
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♪ I'm no longer
Ear-ear-earth...♪
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I gotta go.
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♪ ...Bound
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What time is it?
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Kristin...
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- Before you start...
- Hey
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- Hey.
- Listen, I just want
you to know I'm a feminist.
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Uh...
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We met before.
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- Really?
Yeah.
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At Domenick's school,
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I'm the guidance counsellor.
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- Oh, my God.
I...
It's just that,
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I wouldn't have done
this if you had
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more faith in
your husband.
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He's a great songwriter.
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I know.
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Tracy, it's time
for you to go.
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What?
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- Listen.
- Yes, listening.
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- I support your
right to be angry.
Thank you so much.
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- That's really kind.
- Yeah, maybe call me,
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we can talk this through.
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- Really? You would do that?
- What d'you say?
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Yeah.
Sure, I mean...
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Bye.
- Bye.
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Kris, I am so sorry.
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This is really hard
for me to admit but,
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I have this illness.
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All I wanna do
is have sex.
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I mean,
I wanna have sex, too.
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We haven't had
sex in, like,
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- three years.
- Yeah, I know,
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but I mean,
with a new person.
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Oh!
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Yeah, it's not personal, it's...
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- Hey,
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I left my phone.
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My phone.
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- This one?
- Yeah, thank you.
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It's just hard, you know,
with Domenick leaving,
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it's just a big adjustment.
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Don't defend
that douche stain.
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He's a grown-ass man
working at a Starbucks.
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Stranger grabs your purse.
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Crotch. Eye.
Crotch. Eye.
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Stranger grabs
your boob.
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Crotch. Eye.
Crotch. Eye.
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- What? Oh, my God!
- Is that him?
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- Is that him? Give me
the phone.
- No, it's Italy calling again.
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They want me to fly to Rome
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tomorrow night
to settle his affairs.
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I mean, that's crazy,
right? I can't go.
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Kristin,
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what do you
masturbate to?
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Italian cooking shows.
I mean, more specifically,
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Stanley Tucci:
Searching for Italy.
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There was this one episode
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where he went to this
burrata factory,
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and it was all creamy
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and he got his hands
in all the milky stuff.
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- It was so...
- Stop. You've masturbated
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this fantasy into existence.
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You have to go.
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Stranger puts
a gun in your face.
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Jenny, my boss just
assigned me a new campaign.
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Well, make it
a business trip.
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ICO has suppliers
all over the globe.
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How do you think
I got to go to Brazil,
Iceland and Ireland
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- last year, huh?
- I don't know.
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To settle their lawsuits.
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Well, shouldn't I stay here
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and work on my marriage?
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You should work on
getting your pussy pounded.
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Oh, my God.
- Stranger says
you're prettier
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when you smile.
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Crotch. Eye.
Crotch. Eye.
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Stop thinking about
everybody else.
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Start thinking about you.
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Fine, then think
about your grandfather's
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last dying wish.
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Oh, my God
maybe I should go.
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- Did you see
what I did there?
- No.
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I just got you to go
to Italy by putting
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- someone else's feelings
ahead of your own.
- All right, all right,
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I deserve this.
I deserve this.
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I'm gonna go
and I'm gonna have my own
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Under the Tuscan Sun.
Or Eat, Pray, Love.
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Fuck.
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What?
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Eat, Pray, Fuck.
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Say it.
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What, Eat, Pray... Fuck?
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Eat, Pray, Fuck.
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Jesus.
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Eat, Pray...
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- Fuck.
- Say it again.
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Eat, Pray...
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- Fuck!
- Louder.
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- From the vagina!
Eat, Pray, Fuck.
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Eat, Pray, Fuck.
Eat, Pray, Fuck.
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Eat, Pray, Fuck.
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Hey, Nicky. It's Mom.
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I just wanna let you know
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I landed safe, in Italy.
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I even bought
myself a journal at the airport.
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I've always wanted a journal.
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Um, anyway... Shit.
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Sorry, not you.
I love you. Anyway...
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Oh... Whoa!
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I said
you can stand up,
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- if you like.
- Oh, my God. Right.
Yes, thank you.
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Oh, my God,
you smell so good.
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Um, I'm, um...
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Oh, my God, what is
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my name?
Sorry. Kristin. Hi.
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- Kristin, I'm Lorenzo.
- Yes. Hello, Lorenzo.
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- Lorenzo!
Scusa!
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Sorry. Uh...
- It's okay.
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- This is my
Aunt Esmeralda.
- Oh.
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She just got back
from holiday in Greece.
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- Oh, nice.
- Yeah.
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And she wants
to get home.
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Hi. Ciao. I'm Kristin.
I'm just visiting.
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Yeah. I mean,
I was born here,
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but I haven't
been back
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since I was a... a baby.
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What did she say?
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She wants me to ask
for your number.
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But don't worry,
I don't want to assume.
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- Well...
So...
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Ciao.
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Uh, no, no.
Wait. I mean,
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if Aunt Esmeralda
wants my number,
who am I to say "no?"
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Oh, sorry. I am not
usually so veloce
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with asking for
phone numbers.
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- What is veloce?
- Oh, yeah. Quick.
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If... if you knew that,
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it would have been funnier.
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No, it's very funny, I get it.
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I got it, Veloce.
Veloce is good. I...
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I like your veloce-ness.
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My God!
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- What was that?
I am so sorry.
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It's okay.
So, are you here on
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business or pleasure?
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00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:35,755
Um, well...
259
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:40,890
pleasure. You know,
grandfather just died and...
260
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,326
Oh, no, I... I didn't know
him, that's not...
261
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,111
that part's sad, but, um...
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So maybe...
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00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,549
half pleasure.
264
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I have to run.
265
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,728
Yes, sure. Um...
266
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,469
Well, I'll... I'll call you.
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00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,123
What...
268
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,342
just happened?
269
00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:00,954
- Oh, my God.
- Kristin Balbano.
270
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,216
Yes.
271
00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,783
Bianca sent us
to take you to the funeral.
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00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,262
- Oh, hi. I...
- I'm Aldo.
273
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,090
Okay. Nice to meet you,
Aldo. Yes.
274
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,440
- I'm Dante.
- Hello, Dante.
Nice to meet you.
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- Your driver.
- Thank you.
Thank you so much.
276
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,793
I... It's very... So kind.
277
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,584
Hey, you guys. I am gonna
change now, okay?
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00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,891
So don't turn around or...
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The Colosseum.
- Can you at least,
280
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,068
please, just, like, go slow?
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00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,766
The Vatican.
The Vaticano?
282
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:32,724
Did I miss it?
I missed it, right?
283
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,597
- Oh, shit. Ugh, God.
Where is my lipstick?
Fontana Acqua Paola.
284
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,425
I dropped
my lipstick.
Il Fontanone.
285
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,861
Oh, what? Where is it?
286
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:41,255
- Can we go back?
- We have to go
to the funeral.
287
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,150
Oh, thank you.
288
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,413
Whew, thank you so much.
289
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:10,980
Oh, my God.
290
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,243
There he is.
291
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,332
Hi.
292
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,334
We have the same eyes.
We have the same eyes.
293
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,554
That's...
294
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,643
Buongiorno.
295
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,879
Hi. Ciao. Sorry. Um...
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00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,228
Are you Bianca?
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00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,274
Sit.
298
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:50,933
This is Fabrizio,
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00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,240
your grandfather's
great nephew.
300
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,546
Oh, hi, hi. Nice to meet you.
301
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,026
So, that must make us, like,
302
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,723
second cousins, right?
303
00:14:58,723 --> 00:14:59,942
I'm sorry for your loss.
304
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,512
Is he mad at me?
305
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:19,919
Amen.
306
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,886
Uh...
307
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,322
what did my grandfather do?
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00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,108
He was a winemaker.
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00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,718
He made wine?
310
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:37,937
I wanna make wine.
311
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,416
Oh, my God,
it must be in the genes.
312
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,940
I mean, you can't
argue genes, right?
313
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:15,975
Hey, hey,
hey. Are you okay?
314
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,373
Veloce means quick.
315
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,245
Quick, quick, quick!
He needs help!
316
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,576
Hmm.
317
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,626
.
318
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,065
Say hello
to my little friend, Nico.
319
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,952
What the fuck is going on?
320
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,084
So...
321
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,478
Aldo and Dante are my drivers,
322
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,133
but who are you, really?
323
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,483
- Soldati.
- For the Army or...
324
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,888
Scusi. Hi, hi.
325
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,847
Uh, I'm still in the dark here.
326
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,156
No, no, it's a figure
of speech.
327
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,593
Can someone please just
tell me what's going on?
328
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:22,378
Your grandfather,
Don Giuseppe Balbano,
329
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:25,381
may he rest in peace,
330
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,775
was murdered
331
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:31,126
- by the Romanos.
332
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,215
We invited them
for a meeting,
333
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,000
but things went wrong.
334
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,786
Our Don
and their Don got killed.
335
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,009
They disrespected
the funeral!
336
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,968
They shot at
the coffin!
337
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,559
Don Carlo.
338
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:17,014
To calm you down.
- Okay, thank you,
thank you.
339
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,059
Grazie.
340
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,107
The wine's bad. The wine's
gone bad. That's...
341
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:25,806
The wine is bad.
It's a front.
342
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,590
Oh, God. Is that why
he got murdered?
343
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,897
No, that's crazy.
I mean, is it?
344
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:31,638
Your grandfather
345
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,205
was not just a winemaker.
346
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:35,555
No?
347
00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,389
Ciao, Kristin Balbano.
348
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:47,654
I'm your grandfather,
Giuseppe Balbano.
349
00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:49,917
If you are watching this...
350
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,833
I'm dead.
351
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,966
I'm sorry I never
got to see you grow up,
352
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:58,099
but I am even more sorry
353
00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,318
that you grew up
354
00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:01,624
without a father.
355
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,931
My father died in
a construction accident.
356
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:07,151
Your father did not die
357
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,023
in a construction accident.
358
00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:11,504
Your father was killed
359
00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:13,375
by a member of the...
360
00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:15,551
Romano family.
361
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,295
After this incident,
362
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,428
your mother took you
back to America
363
00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:25,996
in search of a safer place.
364
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,088
Hey.
365
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,399
I told her
that the safest place
366
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,618
would be with us,
367
00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:40,228
but I respected
368
00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:41,316
her wishes.
369
00:22:41,316 --> 00:22:43,753
You do not cross a mother.
370
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:52,545
- It's you.
- Oh.
371
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:58,246
I remember when
you were born,
372
00:22:58,246 --> 00:22:59,900
picciridda mia.
373
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,163
I held you in my arms...
374
00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,342
and I thought, "One day
375
00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:10,867
"she will be a brave,
confident woman
376
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,739
"who will make me proud."
377
00:23:13,783 --> 00:23:15,437
Saying goodbye to you,
378
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,352
my only grandchild,
379
00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:18,788
was the hardest thing
380
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:20,616
I ever had to do.
381
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:26,448
And so,
382
00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:29,059
my dying wish
383
00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,757
is that you,
384
00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:32,367
my direct bloodline,
385
00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:34,674
take over
386
00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:36,458
and be the new boss
387
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:39,330
of the Balbano family.
388
00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:42,725
My trusted general, Bianca...
389
00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:46,294
...will be by your side
to help you.
390
00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:50,690
Kristin,
391
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:53,301
I know you will
respect my wishes
392
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:58,741
as I respected your mother's.
393
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,009
Oh, this isn't...
394
00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:11,798
I think,
uh, no.
395
00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:13,669
I think there's been
a bit of a mistake
396
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:16,411
because there
is no way that I...
397
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:17,934
Me?
398
00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:29,598
Thanks, everyone.
399
00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,513
This has been
very informative,
400
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,211
but I have a Colosseum
tour at 5 p.m.,
401
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,866
- so I gotta go get a cab.
- No, you can't leave.
402
00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:38,607
If the boss says
you are the boss,
403
00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,827
- you are the boss
now, comprende?
- Yeah, yeah but
404
00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:42,611
you know what?
I am not a boss,
405
00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:45,222
like, not in any way,
shape or form,
406
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:47,964
so, you know, especially
not in a Mafia kind of way.
407
00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:51,707
I should be the boss!
408
00:24:51,707 --> 00:24:53,579
Yes, yes. Good idea.
He should be the boss.
409
00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,885
I mean, who am I to steal
anyone's boss thunder?
410
00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:57,887
Besides, I've got a lot
of shit going on at home,
411
00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,062
my son just
went to college
412
00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:01,630
and my husband
just cheated on me, so...
413
00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:03,502
You want we should
take care of him? Hmm?
414
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:06,113
Mmm?
- No!
415
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:08,768
No.
416
00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:10,944
No, God, no, no.
I just need a vacation,
417
00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:13,120
I just really want
my Eat, Pray, Fuck!
418
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,513
Eat, Pray, Fuck?
419
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,210
Yeah, it's a play
on words,
420
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:17,864
you know, the book,
Eat, Pray, Love?
421
00:25:17,864 --> 00:25:20,257
Yeah, it's a very uplifting
422
00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:21,955
and moving memoir by...
423
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,523
Elizabeth Gilbert.
424
00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:28,439
Yes! Yes, see, he knows.
425
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:31,442
Yeah, I wanna make wine,
and I wanna eat pasta,
426
00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:33,619
and be romanced, and...
427
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,795
But you came for a funeral.
428
00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:38,885
Yeah. I mean, you know,
429
00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:40,451
- after the funeral.
430
00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:43,585
Hello?
431
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,674
Lorenzo. It's Lorenzo,
I should take this.
How are you?
432
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:48,285
- Give me this.
- Hey, what? No.
What? No, no, no, no!
433
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:49,852
Oh, my God.
I just paid that off!
434
00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,288
I won't get another
upgrade for a year
435
00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:53,334
and how is Lorenzo supposed
to get in touch with me?
436
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:54,640
How will I ever have sex?
437
00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:00,689
You cannot be speaking
to random strangers.
438
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,299
It's too dangerous.
439
00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,866
He's not a stranger,
440
00:26:03,866 --> 00:26:06,129
he's gorgeous.
441
00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:13,223
Okay.
442
00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:14,834
You know what?
443
00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:17,358
I'm done.
444
00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:19,447
- Bye.
445
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,626
Kristin!
446
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,021
Kristin!
447
00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:30,327
You can't run away
from your destiny.
448
00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:31,764
Oh, yeah? Watch me.
449
00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:36,725
Which way is it?
450
00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:38,553
It's that way!
451
00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:40,599
But I must warn you,
452
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,470
once you walk out those gates,
453
00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:44,951
you will no longer
be under our protection.
454
00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:48,041
Also, you have no phone.
455
00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:05,014
You said you
wanted to learn
456
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,973
how to make wine, yes?
457
00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:12,979
We have machines
to crush grapes now,
458
00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:14,458
but this is the classic way.
459
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,330
This does feel kinda nice, huh?
460
00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:18,419
You must stomp on the grapes
461
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:20,856
- to release their juices.
- Yes.
462
00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,033
And you must also take over
463
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,948
as the Balbano family boss.
464
00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:27,428
This is insane.
465
00:27:27,428 --> 00:27:28,734
Where would I even begin?
466
00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:30,953
Shh. Come here.
467
00:27:30,953 --> 00:27:33,086
Are we actually the Mafia?
468
00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:37,699
Your grandfather
preferred to call it
469
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,571
the "invisible family."
470
00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:41,660
- Oh, that's spooky.
471
00:27:43,879 --> 00:27:45,838
Invisible but strong,
472
00:27:45,838 --> 00:27:48,057
and we can't
appear weakened.
473
00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:49,755
So, you must go
to a meeting
474
00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:51,278
with our enemies,
475
00:27:51,278 --> 00:27:52,671
the Romanos.
476
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,412
What, the... the people
who shot at us earlier?
477
00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:57,632
Oh!
I mean, can't Fabrizio go?
478
00:27:57,632 --> 00:27:59,329
It seems like
he would love this stuff.
479
00:28:00,156 --> 00:28:02,028
It can't be Fabrizio.
480
00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,726
He started the shootout.
481
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,554
He's a hot-head
482
00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:08,338
- with a horrible temper.
- Hmm.
483
00:28:09,035 --> 00:28:10,036
Just like Sonny.
484
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,212
Who's Sonny?
485
00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:13,735
From The Godfather.
486
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,129
Oh, right. Yeah.
I never saw The Godfather.
487
00:28:22,309 --> 00:28:23,919
Oh, my God.
488
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:26,095
Okay, look, it's really hard
to find three and a half hours.
489
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,575
All you need to do
490
00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,708
is offer their new Don
491
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,535
a part of the east.
492
00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:34,756
- Something your grandfather
was too stubborn to part with.
493
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,803
Please, we need someone
494
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,674
who's level-headed,
495
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,763
empathetic
496
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,939
- and unassuming.
- Did you just call me pathetic?
497
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:49,989
We need you.
498
00:28:49,989 --> 00:28:52,382
No, I will never
be ready. No. No.
499
00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:55,385
Also, we will give you
a new phone...
500
00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:56,604
Oh. Oh, oh.
501
00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:59,650
...so you can go
Eat, Pray, Fuck Lorenzo
502
00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,957
once we finish
the background check.
503
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,176
- Background check?
Yeah.
504
00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:05,526
Lorenzo Villaguzi, aged 33.
505
00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:06,875
Oh, my God,
he's quite young.
506
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,703
- Men do it all the time.
- That's true.
507
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:10,618
He's born in Milano.
- Which we don't like.
508
00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:12,054
Yeah, but it's okay, Dante.
509
00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:14,535
- Yeah, Dante.
- And he's recently divorced.
510
00:29:16,537 --> 00:29:18,104
Jackpot! Oh, my God!
511
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,935
- Oh, my God,
that's really good news.
- This is your new phone.
512
00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:24,719
Yee!
513
00:29:24,719 --> 00:29:26,155
- It's untraceable.
- Okay.
514
00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:30,377
You meet with
Don Romano tonight
515
00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:33,162
and then you can do
what you want with Lorenzo.
516
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:35,948
Deal?
517
00:29:35,948 --> 00:29:37,427
Oh...
518
00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:39,865
Uh...
519
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,170
- Yes, deal. Deal.
520
00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:48,308
Presenting
the new Donna Balbano.
521
00:29:54,618 --> 00:29:55,663
You look like
522
00:29:55,663 --> 00:29:58,666
a librarian from a library,
523
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,450
not a porno.
524
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,324
Darling, come with me.
525
00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,479
Again,
526
00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:34,223
presenting la bellissima
Donna Balbano.
527
00:30:39,968 --> 00:30:41,448
Oh, my God, Valentino.
528
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:42,841
Hello.
529
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,060
- Yes.
- Turn around,
turn, turn.
530
00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:46,801
Hey.
531
00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:49,064
- And that's what you wear
532
00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:50,457
to meet a mob boss.
533
00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:01,337
- You guys are gonna stay
with me the whole time, right?
- Yes.
534
00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:02,599
- Of course.
- Okay, don't leave me.
535
00:31:02,599 --> 00:31:03,905
Don't worry, Kristin.
536
00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:04,906
Okay.
537
00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,432
I'm Giannina.
I'll be your server tonight.
538
00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:11,478
- Oh, I love
your glasses, Giannina.
- Thank you.
539
00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:22,619
This is for your bag.
540
00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,839
Oh, it's so cute.
Little monkey.
541
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,885
All right.
542
00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:28,538
Thank you.
543
00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:46,730
You're not Fabrizio.
544
00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:52,127
And you are not
what I was expecting.
545
00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:53,607
I was told
I would be meeting
546
00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:55,609
with the new Balbano
family boss.
547
00:31:55,609 --> 00:31:57,219
Yeah, that's me.
548
00:31:57,219 --> 00:31:58,394
Kristin. The new boss.
549
00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:13,627
Ah.
550
00:32:15,542 --> 00:32:17,413
I apologize
for my rudeness.
551
00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:18,458
Oh, no, not at all.
552
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,025
But, you know...
553
00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:25,421
it was...
it was a bit of a shock
554
00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:26,814
to see a beautiful woman.
555
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,210
Stop.
556
00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:33,690
Oh, I'm sorry.
I am Carlo Romano,
557
00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,040
the new boss.
558
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,564
Oh, well, there you go.
We're both new bosses,
559
00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:39,218
we have so much in common.
560
00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:40,349
Look at that.
561
00:32:41,133 --> 00:32:44,179
So, what were you thinking?
562
00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:45,789
I was hoping
to try gnocchi.
563
00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:47,704
I love gnocchi
564
00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:49,402
and I promised myself
if I ever came to Italy,
565
00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:51,273
I would eat as much
gnocchi as I could.
566
00:32:51,273 --> 00:32:53,101
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
567
00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:55,103
- I meant the territories.
- Hmm?
568
00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:58,977
Oh, right, yes. Sorry, I...
569
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,282
Okay, Google,
570
00:33:00,282 --> 00:33:01,892
open notes. Um,
571
00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:04,765
so you can take the north and...
572
00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:08,812
part of the east
extending to... Form-i-a?
573
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:11,163
Formia.
574
00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:13,774
Formia.
575
00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:14,905
Yes.
576
00:33:15,863 --> 00:33:16,907
That's it.
577
00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:26,874
Thank you, Giannina.
578
00:33:27,962 --> 00:33:29,050
She's sweet.
579
00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,270
I ordered every gnocchi
on the menu.
580
00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:33,228
Oh, my God,
someone's a good listener.
581
00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:34,664
Prego.
582
00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,885
Oh... Well...
583
00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:42,063
Try.
584
00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:43,934
You... You want me
to try it first?
585
00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:45,153
Yeah.
586
00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:47,112
Well, no pressure. Okay.
587
00:33:53,553 --> 00:33:54,945
That is delicious.
588
00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:57,687
This is the best wine
I have ever had in my life.
589
00:33:57,687 --> 00:33:58,949
Salute.
590
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:01,300
Salute.
591
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,092
Listen, listen, listen.
It's Oreo.
592
00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:14,400
They're two chocolate biscuits
held together...
593
00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:17,403
with cream?
594
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:21,146
The cream...
The cream is my favorite part.
595
00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:26,064
Uh, listen...
596
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,763
um, about your offer.
597
00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:34,985
Are you sure we have to
stop at Formia? Hmm?
598
00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:37,249
Hmm, well, that's what it says
in my notes.
599
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,121
Of course.
600
00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:46,388
In your notes.
601
00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:50,653
Do you like limoncello?
602
00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:53,091
Oh, I'm more of
a cherry jello person.
603
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:56,137
Oh. No, no, no. Limoncello.
604
00:34:56,137 --> 00:35:00,924
It is, um,
it is a dessert liquor.
605
00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:03,927
Oh. Oh, no, I don't know it.
606
00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:07,670
We'll have it
in my hotel room. Upstairs.
607
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:09,759
- Hmm?
608
00:35:20,553 --> 00:35:22,250
All clear, boss.
609
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:26,167
Okay. Well, um,
you guys can wait outside
610
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:28,778
while we finish our business.
611
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,912
We don't think
this is a good idea.
612
00:35:31,912 --> 00:35:34,828
Would you say that
to a male mob boss? No.
613
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:39,441
Please! It's been
three long years. Come on.
614
00:35:44,707 --> 00:35:45,969
Thank you. Yes!
615
00:35:47,841 --> 00:35:49,756
Ciao.
616
00:35:57,677 --> 00:36:00,419
Oh, come on. Oh, my God.
617
00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:09,776
Oh, you know what?
I don't think I can hold on.
618
00:36:09,776 --> 00:36:11,256
I've just gotta pee
real quick.
619
00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:12,561
- I know. I'm sorry.
620
00:36:12,561 --> 00:36:14,215
I'll make it real quick.
Come on. Ah!
621
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,695
All right.
622
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,178
Okay.
623
00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:26,418
Right.
624
00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:28,463
So much better.
625
00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:30,248
There she is.
626
00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,609
- Oh.
627
00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:46,438
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
628
00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,701
Oh, so sorry,
I must take this.
629
00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:51,399
Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine.
630
00:37:51,399 --> 00:37:52,922
- Wait.
- I will.
631
00:38:17,382 --> 00:38:18,470
Let's try this again.
632
00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:20,428
Oh, okay.
633
00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:28,741
Salute.
634
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,923
Oh, Oh, yeah.
635
00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:46,019
Oh, my God. If you told me
three days ago
636
00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:49,239
that I would be in
a hotel room in Italy
with a
637
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,590
handsome mob boss,
638
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:53,679
then I would say
you are crazy.
639
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:54,897
But here I am!
640
00:38:54,897 --> 00:38:56,899
Yes. Yes, but not for long.
641
00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:59,249
Oh, don't remind me.
I fly home
at the end of the week
642
00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:00,468
and there's still so much
I wanna see.
643
00:39:00,468 --> 00:39:02,818
I wanna go to
the Amalfi coast. Pompei.
644
00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:04,690
The Vaticano!
645
00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:08,302
Too bad you won't see
any of those things.
646
00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:11,871
Oh, no? Why? Because we'll be
too busy making love?
647
00:39:15,657 --> 00:39:19,400
Don Romano does not
make love to dead women.
648
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,142
What?
649
00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:24,971
The poison I put in your drink
650
00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,452
should be travelling
to your heart by now.
651
00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:29,367
- Oh, my God.
- Soon,
652
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,760
your lungs will collapse.
653
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,196
Oh, my God.
654
00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:39,464
Oh, my God. No...
655
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,336
Hey, Aldo!
656
00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,257
You are a Balbano.
657
00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:52,694
My uncle killed your father.
658
00:39:52,694 --> 00:39:56,219
One day you will come for me
and the rest of my family.
659
00:39:56,219 --> 00:39:59,092
Eventually,
we all seek revenge...
660
00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:03,313
like Vito Corleone.
661
00:40:03,313 --> 00:40:04,663
I never saw The Godfather.
662
00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:09,929
No! It was
The Godfather Part Two!
663
00:40:09,929 --> 00:40:11,234
Okay, okay.
664
00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:12,453
Stupid American woman!
665
00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:16,022
Your family is in chaos.
666
00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:18,720
Soon the Romanos
will be the only...
667
00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:25,466
...southern family here...
668
00:40:25,466 --> 00:40:27,250
in... in...
669
00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:31,907
...in Lazio.
670
00:40:33,256 --> 00:40:34,301
Are you okay?
671
00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:36,434
Am I okay?
672
00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:38,174
I'm okay.
673
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,090
Oh, my God.
674
00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:43,179
- Right.
675
00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:46,052
I switched our glasses
while you were on the phone.
676
00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:48,533
I'm so sorry.
677
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,796
It's just that you poured me
a way bigger portion
678
00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:53,189
and I didn't know if
I was gonna like limoncello.
679
00:40:53,189 --> 00:40:54,800
And I didn't wanna be rude because,
680
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,019
typically I don't
like lemon-flavored things.
681
00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:59,674
I think it's because I took
a lot of lemon-flavored
Augmentin when I was a child.
682
00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:01,633
It's an antibiotic
and it's really disgusting.
683
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:09,162
- Oh.
684
00:41:10,598 --> 00:41:11,904
Three years.
685
00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:15,560
- Ooh.
- Ah.
686
00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:21,130
Oh, my God!
What do I do?
687
00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:23,306
What do I do?
688
00:41:24,525 --> 00:41:26,353
Jenny.
Oh, my God, yeah, of course.
689
00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:29,051
Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.
Please, Jenny, please.
690
00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:31,880
Please answer the phone.
Please, please God.
691
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,795
Oh, please answer. Okay.
692
00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:35,928
Sven. Yeah.
[OVER PHONE] Oh.
693
00:41:39,279 --> 00:41:41,368
Okay, think about it.
694
00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:43,805
- Okay, Jenny.
- Yeah. Okay.
695
00:41:43,805 --> 00:41:47,461
Hey, hey.
Find any hot Italian men yet?
696
00:41:47,461 --> 00:41:50,203
Uh, yes. Lorenzo.
697
00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:54,033
- You fuck him yet?
- Uh, he tried to kill me. And...
698
00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:55,513
With his penis?
699
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:58,037
What? No, no, with poison. I...
700
00:41:58,037 --> 00:41:59,952
A poisoned penis?
701
00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:02,694
Slow down. Lorenzo did what?
702
00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:05,087
No, no. Not Lorenzo. Carlo.
703
00:42:05,087 --> 00:42:06,306
Wait, who the fuck is Carlo?
704
00:42:06,306 --> 00:42:08,743
Oh, my God. He is this
super-hot mob boss
705
00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:10,963
who I had dinner with.
But then he tried to poison me.
706
00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:12,138
So, I switched our drinks.
707
00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:13,574
And now he's dead.
708
00:42:13,574 --> 00:42:15,141
Could I go to jail for this?
709
00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:17,099
No. A little poison
switch-a-roo?
710
00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:18,840
It's classic self-defense.
711
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,495
Oh, my God,
I killed a Mafia boss.
712
00:42:21,495 --> 00:42:23,149
I am a dead woman.
713
00:42:33,725 --> 00:42:34,987
Everything okay
in there?
714
00:42:36,466 --> 00:42:37,816
- Oh, my God.
715
00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:44,213
Oh, my God.
716
00:42:46,868 --> 00:42:48,304
Ah!
717
00:42:59,054 --> 00:43:00,969
You are terrible
at playing dead.
718
00:43:02,710 --> 00:43:05,931
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God, it's you.
719
00:43:05,931 --> 00:43:10,022
- Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you
so much.
- Kristin, please stop.
720
00:43:10,022 --> 00:43:12,372
Oh, my God. Thank you.
721
00:43:13,373 --> 00:43:15,201
Is that a cannoli
in your pocket?
722
00:43:18,465 --> 00:43:21,729
So you fucked him?
No, he died first.
723
00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:24,993
You missed something.
724
00:43:24,993 --> 00:43:28,127
When he came,
he screamed like a woman.
725
00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:31,652
You... Right.
726
00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:35,482
Um, well, I guess
that might have been fun?
727
00:43:37,266 --> 00:43:39,225
- You took a shower?
- Yes.
728
00:43:39,225 --> 00:43:42,794
I took a shower
because it usually
calms me down, but...
729
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:44,360
I've never seen
a dead body before.
730
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,014
And now I've seen three.
Three!
731
00:43:46,014 --> 00:43:47,581
I mean,
I live a very boring life.
732
00:43:47,581 --> 00:43:49,670
I am such a boring person.
I'm a boring woman.
733
00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:51,585
Seriously, I don't do anything
with my life. I don't go out.
734
00:43:51,585 --> 00:43:53,152
I just do everything
for everybody else.
735
00:43:53,152 --> 00:43:55,894
Those monsters
will stop at nothing
736
00:43:55,894 --> 00:43:57,460
until we're all dead
737
00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,288
and they're the only family
in Lazio.
738
00:43:59,288 --> 00:44:01,595
I have an idea.
I think I should go home.
739
00:44:01,595 --> 00:44:02,727
I don't think I belong here.
740
00:44:03,728 --> 00:44:05,425
- Did you not hear me?
- What?
741
00:44:05,425 --> 00:44:07,296
If you leave now,
they will follow you
742
00:44:07,296 --> 00:44:09,342
and they will not stop
until you're dead.
743
00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:11,866
This is good.
744
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:14,086
How? How is this good?
745
00:44:14,086 --> 00:44:18,003
This will send a message
to the Romanos
that our family is strong.
746
00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:21,310
You're the boss. And the boss
takes care of business.
747
00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:22,572
You did good.
748
00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:25,140
What? I murdered someone!
749
00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,402
- Brava.
- Brava.
750
00:44:26,402 --> 00:44:27,926
No, no, no, no.
751
00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:30,189
Do not "brava" me. I am bad.
I did a bad thing.
752
00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:32,713
Oh, my God, I just want
my Eat, Pray, Love.
753
00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:38,110
What is he...
754
00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:48,207
Ciao, Carletto.
755
00:45:36,385 --> 00:45:37,386
Bruno!
756
00:46:06,198 --> 00:46:07,242
Mmm.
757
00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:15,642
We have to kill those Romanos
before they kill us!
758
00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:16,774
And I mean on purpose!
759
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,645
No more accidentally
saving the day!
760
00:46:18,645 --> 00:46:20,038
You could be a little
nicer to me, you know.
761
00:46:20,038 --> 00:46:21,300
I just killed someone.
762
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,476
I'm a very good person.
I'm a good mother.
763
00:46:23,476 --> 00:46:24,564
I would do anything
for my son.
764
00:46:24,564 --> 00:46:25,870
I do everything for everyone.
765
00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:27,349
Even animals,
I can't even kill a bug.
766
00:46:27,349 --> 00:46:29,090
I put it under a little cup,
and I take it outside,
767
00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:31,832
and whisper, "Go. Be free.
Go live your life."
768
00:46:31,832 --> 00:46:34,269
And I imagine them building
a new home and a new life.
769
00:46:34,269 --> 00:46:37,272
How are we supposed to appear
strong when she is...
770
00:46:38,012 --> 00:46:39,535
this?
771
00:46:39,535 --> 00:46:42,408
These Romanos will never
negotiate peace on good terms.
772
00:46:42,408 --> 00:46:44,845
Why are we negotiating at all?
Why don't we just give them
what they want?
773
00:46:46,455 --> 00:46:48,849
They want control
over all of our territories.
774
00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:50,329
So, why don't we just
give it to them?
775
00:46:50,329 --> 00:46:52,505
How do you expect us
to make money?
776
00:46:52,505 --> 00:46:53,985
I don't know!
777
00:46:56,770 --> 00:46:58,337
What is it we do, anyway?
778
00:46:58,337 --> 00:46:59,991
Drugs.
Counterfeit bags.
779
00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:01,470
Guns. Gambling.
780
00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:05,474
Uh, so far I have heard
nothing that is either legal
781
00:47:05,474 --> 00:47:07,085
or moral.
782
00:47:08,434 --> 00:47:10,175
Because... you know,
783
00:47:11,045 --> 00:47:13,221
we are the fucking Mafia!
784
00:47:13,221 --> 00:47:14,832
You...
785
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,709
Let him go. He just needs
to blow off some steam.
786
00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:26,191
Oh, yeah? So do I.
I am completely overwhelmed!
787
00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:28,889
This is supposed to be
my vacation.
788
00:47:28,889 --> 00:47:30,891
- What are you doing?
- I'm confirming my date
789
00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:31,979
with Lorenzo
because that was the deal.
790
00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:33,633
But we are
in the middle of a war.
791
00:47:33,633 --> 00:47:35,896
No. You are
in the middle of a war.
792
00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:37,898
I am sick of doing everything
for everybody else!
793
00:47:37,898 --> 00:47:39,639
I'm gonna do something for me.
794
00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:41,597
You cannot be
in public right now.
795
00:47:41,597 --> 00:47:42,903
Oh, I'm not going to be
in public.
796
00:47:42,903 --> 00:47:44,687
I'm going to have dinner
at his place.
797
00:47:44,687 --> 00:47:46,733
He is simple and adorable.
798
00:47:46,733 --> 00:47:48,953
And... I just wanna be
alone with him.
799
00:47:53,044 --> 00:47:54,915
These are my cousins.
800
00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,787
I come from
a very conservative family
801
00:47:57,787 --> 00:47:59,833
and they wanna protect...
802
00:48:01,574 --> 00:48:02,923
my virtue.
803
00:48:08,363 --> 00:48:11,323
I guess it will
be a family affair. Please.
804
00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:13,499
Okay. Thank you.
805
00:48:13,499 --> 00:48:15,370
- It's good to see you.
- It's so good to see you.
806
00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:21,420
Hi. Thank you for having us
in your home
which is beautiful.
807
00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:25,119
- Welcome to my aunt's place.
Oh, my God,
it's totally magical.
808
00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:26,686
Yeah.
809
00:48:26,686 --> 00:48:29,602
Who is this? He looks like
such a naughty little hobbit.
810
00:48:29,602 --> 00:48:31,952
- Yeah. It's my uncle, Ernesto.
- Oh.
811
00:48:31,952 --> 00:48:34,737
- He recently died.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
812
00:48:34,737 --> 00:48:37,175
Yes, we are.
That's why I moved in.
813
00:48:37,175 --> 00:48:39,481
- Oh, I see.
- But I am
814
00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:42,832
naming my own pasta line
this year.
815
00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:44,878
- This is your pasta line?
- It is.
816
00:48:44,878 --> 00:48:46,706
Oh, my God,
that is so exciting.
817
00:48:46,706 --> 00:48:48,577
You guys, look at this.
This is his.
818
00:48:54,670 --> 00:48:57,499
Oh, Lord in Heaven,
I have never eaten
819
00:48:57,499 --> 00:48:59,023
homemade pasta before.
820
00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:01,112
Mmm, so good.
821
00:49:05,638 --> 00:49:07,988
You know, it's... it's nice
822
00:49:07,988 --> 00:49:10,512
to be with a woman
who appreciates my cooking.
823
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,775
Yeah. My ex never did.
824
00:49:12,775 --> 00:49:14,821
Ah, she sounds like a monster.
825
00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:18,216
Oh, no. I didn't mean to
bring her up again. Forget it.
826
00:49:18,216 --> 00:49:20,218
No, it's okay. I get it.
827
00:49:20,218 --> 00:49:22,611
I mean, my husband,
my ex-husband
828
00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:24,222
was a total man-child.
829
00:49:24,222 --> 00:49:26,659
I mean, he made everything
about himself.
830
00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:28,922
And his band
and his cheesy lyrics.
831
00:49:28,922 --> 00:49:30,445
That sounds horrible.
832
00:49:40,281 --> 00:49:42,631
I'd convinced myself that
833
00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:47,332
his passion
was more important than mine.
Like an idiot.
834
00:49:47,332 --> 00:49:48,637
But even with our son,
835
00:49:48,637 --> 00:49:50,422
divorcing Paul,
I swear to God,
836
00:49:50,422 --> 00:49:52,119
it was the best decision
I ever made.
837
00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:53,425
Oh, you have a child?
838
00:49:53,425 --> 00:49:56,167
Yes! Yes, I'll show you.
Here he is.
839
00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:59,126
There. That's Domenick.
He's my baby.
840
00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:01,476
He's a really good kid.
841
00:50:11,530 --> 00:50:13,053
Last bite.
842
00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:14,228
For me?
843
00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:16,056
The most precious. Yes.
844
00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:17,101
Okay.
845
00:50:25,413 --> 00:50:28,068
Oh, your pasta.
846
00:50:28,068 --> 00:50:30,331
It's the greatest thing
I've ever had in my mouth.
847
00:50:30,331 --> 00:50:31,898
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
848
00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:39,601
Are your cousins
okay with this?
849
00:50:39,601 --> 00:50:40,863
Yeah, they're fine.
Just kiss me.
850
00:50:40,863 --> 00:50:42,561
- Shit. No, no, no.
851
00:50:42,561 --> 00:50:44,041
Oh, God, I forgot.
852
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,781
I've got this
work Zoom meeting.
853
00:50:46,391 --> 00:50:48,306
Oh, my God. Cousins!
854
00:50:48,306 --> 00:50:51,091
I have to go. Rain check?
I'm sorry. I just...
855
00:50:51,091 --> 00:50:52,353
It's a really
important meeting that I...
856
00:50:53,528 --> 00:50:55,313
I totally forgot about it. Um...
857
00:50:55,313 --> 00:50:57,750
Thank you for having us.
I will call you.
858
00:51:04,757 --> 00:51:07,629
I can't believe this.
Stupid work.
859
00:51:07,629 --> 00:51:09,109
I'm enjoying myself
for the first time in years,
860
00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:10,937
and I have to do this
dumb work Zoom.
861
00:51:10,937 --> 00:51:13,157
Come on. Quit your job.
You are a boss now.
862
00:51:13,157 --> 00:51:15,681
Oh. I can't just quit my job.
People are counting on me.
863
00:51:15,681 --> 00:51:17,030
Hmm.
Ma.
864
00:51:23,776 --> 00:51:25,212
Ma.
865
00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:27,127
Are you okay?
866
00:51:27,127 --> 00:51:29,129
My mother had
another dizzy spell
867
00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:32,350
and she has no more medication
now. Okay. Okay?
868
00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:35,527
She can't afford it.
The SSN doesn't cover these
new American drugs.
869
00:51:38,007 --> 00:51:39,313
I know a pharmacist.
870
00:51:39,313 --> 00:51:40,923
We go tomorrow, okay?
871
00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:42,795
No, no, you should go tonight.
Go take care of it tonight.
872
00:51:42,795 --> 00:51:44,144
Yeah, but we must protect you.
873
00:51:44,144 --> 00:51:45,537
- He is right.
- No, family first.
874
00:51:45,537 --> 00:51:46,581
I'm okay. I'll be fine.
875
00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:49,149
Oh, Kristin.
876
00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:51,020
Would you mind to put this
877
00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:52,109
- into the fridge, please?
- Yes, sure.
878
00:52:00,247 --> 00:52:02,206
Come on. So late.
879
00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,382
Okay.
880
00:52:04,382 --> 00:52:06,253
Here we go.
881
00:52:09,952 --> 00:52:11,171
Oh.
882
00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:14,522
I can't wear this.
Oh, what am I... Oh, God.
883
00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:20,137
Ugh, right. Uh...
884
00:52:21,399 --> 00:52:23,705
Come on, hurry, quick, quick!
885
00:52:27,970 --> 00:52:28,971
Okay.
886
00:52:33,193 --> 00:52:35,543
Hey, nice of you
to finally join us.
887
00:52:35,543 --> 00:52:37,415
Sorry, the...
888
00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:39,678
the time difference
is a little crazy, so...
889
00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:41,680
So, where are we
with Restylane?
890
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,943
Right, yes, okay.
Um, so first:
891
00:52:43,943 --> 00:52:46,424
Restylane makes women feel
great about themselves, right?
892
00:52:46,424 --> 00:52:48,034
So, I was thinking
we open on a woman
893
00:52:48,034 --> 00:52:50,645
alone, drinking some
fine wine,
894
00:52:50,645 --> 00:52:52,821
longingly perusing
a travel brochure.
895
00:52:52,821 --> 00:52:54,562
Mmm. I'm not really hearing
anything that pops.
896
00:52:54,562 --> 00:52:56,695
I mean, you know,
you gotta grab them
in the first few seconds.
897
00:52:56,695 --> 00:52:59,263
But I just started.
898
00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:02,222
Hey, you know who's
really great at this?
899
00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:04,659
Just riff, give us some of
that Randy magic.
900
00:53:04,659 --> 00:53:05,921
Go ahead and mute her.
901
00:53:09,621 --> 00:53:10,709
All right.
902
00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:11,971
Help me!
903
00:53:11,971 --> 00:53:13,277
And I'm just spitballing,
all right.
904
00:53:13,277 --> 00:53:15,496
But I'm thinking,
woman on a jet-ski?
905
00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:16,628
Aw, that's fresh.
906
00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:18,412
Yeah, but how do we get there?
907
00:53:18,412 --> 00:53:21,459
No! S.O.S.!
908
00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:24,462
We open up on this attractive
but, you know, older woman.
909
00:53:24,462 --> 00:53:25,941
Not too old, right?
910
00:53:25,941 --> 00:53:27,334
Help me!
911
00:53:27,334 --> 00:53:30,207
Oh, my God!
No, no, no, no, no, please.
912
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:33,993
I'm thinking tight, hot,
early forties type role,
you know what I'm saying?
913
00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:35,734
- Oh, my God.
914
00:53:35,734 --> 00:53:38,563
You are much more attractive
than your grandfather.
915
00:53:38,563 --> 00:53:40,042
Oh, my God.
916
00:53:41,479 --> 00:53:42,610
No! No, no!
917
00:53:44,046 --> 00:53:45,918
So, you know,
she minding her business,
918
00:53:45,918 --> 00:53:47,354
walking through the desert
like people do.
919
00:53:47,354 --> 00:53:50,009
That's a great
metaphor for a tired woman
920
00:53:50,009 --> 00:53:51,967
with a face
that's so marked by time.
921
00:53:51,967 --> 00:53:53,273
- Mmm.
922
00:53:53,273 --> 00:53:55,188
- Sit down!
923
00:53:55,188 --> 00:53:57,669
No, no, no. Please don't.
924
00:53:57,669 --> 00:54:00,454
Please don't hurt me.
Please. No, no.
925
00:54:00,454 --> 00:54:04,850
Oh, God, no. No entrata.
Absolutely no entrata. No.
926
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:07,374
You like
salsiccia e friarelli?
927
00:54:07,374 --> 00:54:11,291
No. No sausages.
I'm strictly vegetariano.
No, thank you.
928
00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:13,206
Very spicy.
929
00:54:13,206 --> 00:54:16,035
Spicy? Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. No!
930
00:54:16,035 --> 00:54:19,168
- Please, no. Please don't. No.
931
00:54:19,168 --> 00:54:21,301
No, no, no.
Please don't.
932
00:54:22,607 --> 00:54:23,782
No, no, no.
933
00:54:24,696 --> 00:54:26,175
Fucking belt.
934
00:54:26,175 --> 00:54:29,570
She looks lonely. She looks...
935
00:54:29,570 --> 00:54:31,398
- She looks her age, bro.
- She does.
936
00:54:31,398 --> 00:54:33,182
No woman should look her age.
937
00:54:37,056 --> 00:54:38,971
Crotch! Eye!
938
00:54:38,971 --> 00:54:40,625
- Crotch! Eye!
939
00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:41,930
And like a blessing
from the heavens,
940
00:54:41,930 --> 00:54:43,671
the sky opens up
and it starts to rain.
941
00:54:43,671 --> 00:54:44,977
Then she looks down
and she realizes,
942
00:54:44,977 --> 00:54:46,413
"Oh, my God,
I'm on a jet-ski."
943
00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:49,155
Restylane Lyft
gives her a second youth.
944
00:54:49,155 --> 00:54:51,549
Yeah.
- A return to life.
945
00:54:51,549 --> 00:54:52,680
I love that pose.
946
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,247
Crotch! Crotch!
947
00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:56,075
- Eye! Crotch!
948
00:54:57,076 --> 00:54:59,731
Restylane Kysse
plumps her lips.
949
00:54:59,731 --> 00:55:01,863
Crotch! Eye!
950
00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:08,870
Makes them kissable.
951
00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:10,045
Rejuvenated.
952
00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:16,748
You got water,
you got wetness.
953
00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:17,923
Whole lot of wetness.
954
00:55:20,229 --> 00:55:21,666
Fuck you!
955
00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:24,495
When was the last time
you saw a thigh gap like that?
956
00:55:24,495 --> 00:55:27,324
Fuck you, Randy!
957
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:30,065
- Now she's kissable.
- Oh, fuck you, Wayne!
958
00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:33,460
- Wow.
- Oh, fuck you, Hank!
959
00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:38,900
And you,
you fucking creepy pervert!
960
00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,380
Fuck you!
961
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:46,212
And then she just
rides off into the distance.
962
00:55:46,212 --> 00:55:48,170
- Soft, youthful...
963
00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:50,564
...and wet.
964
00:55:54,176 --> 00:55:55,917
Randy, that was superb.
965
00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:57,092
Okay.
966
00:55:58,180 --> 00:55:59,486
See that, Kristin?
967
00:55:59,486 --> 00:56:01,009
That's how it's done.
968
00:56:01,967 --> 00:56:03,142
Unmute.
969
00:56:04,535 --> 00:56:06,406
Kristin.
970
00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:07,886
Hey, tell me
you heard Randy's pitch.
971
00:56:09,235 --> 00:56:11,237
Oh, Kristin?
972
00:56:12,456 --> 00:56:13,587
Are you drunk?
973
00:56:15,502 --> 00:56:19,854
Oh, man. I really hoped
this day would never come
974
00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:22,291
but I'm gonna have to
let you go.
975
00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:25,382
By the way, you have some
pasta sauce on your face.
976
00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:28,863
You know what?
977
00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:30,561
Fuck you!
978
00:56:30,561 --> 00:56:33,781
Whoa!
That's gratitude for you.
979
00:56:33,781 --> 00:56:35,043
- Highly unnecessary.
- Toxic.
980
00:56:38,482 --> 00:56:40,353
Oh, God.
981
00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:04,002
Hmm?
982
00:58:04,002 --> 00:58:06,134
You left quite a mess
at the villa.
983
00:58:06,134 --> 00:58:08,528
You need to tell us
when things like this happen,
984
00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:10,269
so we don't have to worry
985
00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:12,532
whether or not
you are currently alive.
986
00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:14,708
Oh, fine. So, next time
someone tries to murder me,
987
00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:15,883
I'll be sure to let you know.
988
00:58:15,883 --> 00:58:17,624
Grazie.
989
00:58:17,624 --> 00:58:20,235
Now, the Romanos
want to meet today.
990
00:58:20,235 --> 00:58:23,412
Oh, so they can
try to kill me again? Huh!
991
00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:26,677
I thought once you'd had sex,
you would calm down a bit.
992
00:58:26,677 --> 00:58:27,939
Hey, I've been here two days
993
00:58:27,939 --> 00:58:29,288
and I've been almost
murdered twice.
994
00:58:29,288 --> 00:58:30,594
That's one per day.
995
00:58:30,594 --> 00:58:32,987
I'm gonna need a lot more sex
to calm me down!
996
00:58:32,987 --> 00:58:34,293
I know a man.
997
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:38,297
Stop with your cousin, please.
998
00:58:38,297 --> 00:58:40,647
They're prepared
to make some concessions.
999
00:58:40,647 --> 00:58:42,257
We have the upper hand.
1000
00:58:42,257 --> 00:58:44,477
They've agreed
to a public meeting.
1001
00:58:44,477 --> 00:58:46,218
Fabrizio will be there
with you.
1002
00:58:46,218 --> 00:58:49,221
I can't be there
because it's only family.
1003
00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:51,484
Fine. But I wanna meet
at La Bottega del Gelato
1004
00:58:51,484 --> 00:58:52,920
because it has
a five-star rating.
1005
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,532
And I never have gelato.
And I have been dying to go!
1006
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,490
- But we have...
- That's an order!
1007
00:58:58,491 --> 00:59:00,928
Mmm. Mmm!
1008
00:59:00,928 --> 00:59:04,410
Look, I am tired of this war.
1009
00:59:04,410 --> 00:59:06,368
Oh, my gosh,
Tripadvisor does not lie.
1010
00:59:06,368 --> 00:59:08,675
My family
is tired of this war.
1011
00:59:09,284 --> 00:59:10,721
It's got to stop.
1012
00:59:10,721 --> 00:59:13,158
We couldn't
agree more.
1013
00:59:13,158 --> 00:59:17,510
You killed our boss,
and our best killer.
1014
00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:20,078
All by yourself.
1015
00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:22,471
Does your offer
for Formia stand?
1016
00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:25,866
Yes. Absoluto.
1017
00:59:28,173 --> 00:59:31,480
So, we are at peace
then, Mammone?
1018
00:59:38,183 --> 00:59:39,576
We are at peace...
1019
00:59:43,057 --> 00:59:44,363
Donna Balbano.
1020
00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:57,681
Oh.
1021
01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:05,645
Well, there you go.
1022
01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:08,039
Can I get
another scoop?
1023
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,153
You really impressed me.
1024
01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:36,850
Oh, yeah, the meeting
1025
01:00:36,850 --> 01:00:38,547
went better
than I thought it would.
1026
01:00:38,547 --> 01:00:40,419
Because you terrified them.
1027
01:00:40,419 --> 01:00:43,988
Last night
was a true work of art.
1028
01:00:45,424 --> 01:00:48,035
You have rage, Kristin.
1029
01:00:48,949 --> 01:00:50,472
Wild,
1030
01:00:50,472 --> 01:00:52,953
passionate, deep rage.
1031
01:00:54,476 --> 01:00:55,564
I like it.
1032
01:00:57,175 --> 01:01:00,613
Okay.
1033
01:01:02,136 --> 01:01:04,443
You know,
it wasn't just blood on Bruno.
1034
01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:09,187
It was mushy, thick.
1035
01:01:09,187 --> 01:01:13,365
Bits of his scrotum
were stuffed in his eye socket.
1036
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,845
Mmm.
1037
01:01:16,368 --> 01:01:18,631
And that's why
they listened to you.
1038
01:01:18,631 --> 01:01:21,416
Because he had
bits of his scrotum
stuffed in his eye socket?
1039
01:01:22,243 --> 01:01:23,854
Maybe.
1040
01:01:23,854 --> 01:01:26,683
And that's how
you earned rispetto.
1041
01:01:27,901 --> 01:01:30,425
You'll fit
right into this family!
1042
01:01:31,862 --> 01:01:33,080
Give me your hand.
1043
01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:35,300
What, uh...
1044
01:01:36,344 --> 01:01:38,216
Oh, no. Oh, no,
you don't have to.
1045
01:01:38,216 --> 01:01:39,304
- Yeah.
- You should... No, no.
1046
01:01:39,304 --> 01:01:40,609
Oh, it's too big. I don't...
1047
01:01:40,609 --> 01:01:42,046
Mmm.
1048
01:01:43,787 --> 01:01:45,963
Yeah, it fits pretty well.
1049
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:47,747
And now...
1050
01:01:48,487 --> 01:01:50,619
give me some "grrrr."
1051
01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:52,143
Be the leopard!
1052
01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:55,146
What, uh...
1053
01:01:56,103 --> 01:01:58,192
- No, no.
1054
01:01:59,150 --> 01:02:00,499
- No, no, no.
1055
01:02:00,499 --> 01:02:03,241
No fur ball.
No espresso machine.
1056
01:02:03,241 --> 01:02:04,721
Just...
1057
01:02:11,379 --> 01:02:12,729
This one. This one. This one.
1058
01:02:14,426 --> 01:02:15,427
Bye.
1059
01:02:17,603 --> 01:02:19,474
Okay. Thank you.
1060
01:02:20,214 --> 01:02:21,694
Oh, my God.
1061
01:02:23,348 --> 01:02:25,567
What the fuck?
1062
01:02:28,962 --> 01:02:30,311
Are you kidding me?
1063
01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:47,851
Oh, God.
1064
01:02:48,677 --> 01:02:51,202
Oh, Bianca.
1065
01:02:51,202 --> 01:02:52,420
You know, a month ago,
1066
01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:54,771
I was feeding the homeless
in Long Beach.
1067
01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:58,209
I mean, I help old people
cross the road all the time.
1068
01:02:58,209 --> 01:03:01,212
I am a good person.
1069
01:03:01,212 --> 01:03:04,911
Of course you are.
You made peace.
1070
01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:08,045
Yeah, but at what cost?
I feel like Michael Corleone.
1071
01:03:09,611 --> 01:03:10,961
You saw the movie?
1072
01:03:10,961 --> 01:03:13,702
No. I read
the Wikipedia summary.
1073
01:03:15,443 --> 01:03:19,665
Kristin, the world isn't
black and white.
1074
01:03:19,665 --> 01:03:22,668
Your grandfather
took care of my family.
1075
01:03:22,668 --> 01:03:24,757
He put my mother
through school
1076
01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:27,020
- and gave us shelter and food.
- Huh.
1077
01:03:28,543 --> 01:03:30,807
And bought me this leg.
1078
01:03:32,156 --> 01:03:35,115
I owe him everything.
1079
01:03:35,115 --> 01:03:38,292
My point is, just because
you're a Mafia boss,
1080
01:03:38,292 --> 01:03:40,860
doesn't mean you have to be
a bad person.
1081
01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:43,297
Right. Right.
1082
01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,691
Wait, what did you say
about your leg?
1083
01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:50,783
When I was 13,
a truck hit my Vespa.
1084
01:03:50,783 --> 01:03:52,567
Oh, my God!
1085
01:03:52,567 --> 01:03:54,787
All the kids made fun of me.
1086
01:03:54,787 --> 01:03:56,223
Oh.
1087
01:03:56,223 --> 01:04:01,663
But Don Balbano came
to our house with a big box.
1088
01:04:01,663 --> 01:04:04,710
And he brought me
a prosthetic leg.
1089
01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:07,582
It changed my life.
1090
01:04:08,670 --> 01:04:11,238
Wow. I mean, jeez, I...
1091
01:04:12,718 --> 01:04:14,720
- I didn't even...
1092
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,678
Couldn't tell. Looks so real.
1093
01:04:18,245 --> 01:04:20,421
Precision Swiss technology.
1094
01:04:20,421 --> 01:04:23,685
- Upgraded every five years.
- Huh.
1095
01:04:23,685 --> 01:04:25,818
So, Kristin, I'm living proof
1096
01:04:25,818 --> 01:04:28,952
that you can do a lot of good
with the power you have.
1097
01:04:28,952 --> 01:04:31,476
It's not about
losing yourself.
1098
01:04:32,390 --> 01:04:35,872
It's about becoming yourself.
1099
01:04:37,656 --> 01:04:41,790
But if this isn't
what you want, you can leave.
1100
01:04:43,053 --> 01:04:44,141
I can?
1101
01:04:45,316 --> 01:04:46,926
You made peace.
1102
01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:49,537
You can go home
to your old life.
1103
01:04:51,235 --> 01:04:52,627
To the old you.
1104
01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:54,934
Oh, no, I don't wanna go back
to that me.
1105
01:04:54,934 --> 01:04:56,893
I don't like that one.
No, I don't think so.
1106
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:59,460
Then what do you wanna do?
1107
01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:03,160
Well,
1108
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:06,032
we're involved in an
import/export business, right?
1109
01:05:06,728 --> 01:05:07,816
Mmm-hmm.
1110
01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:11,168
Hmm.
1111
01:05:15,128 --> 01:05:16,434
I think I have an idea.
1112
01:05:18,871 --> 01:05:19,959
It's a win-win,
right?
1113
01:05:19,959 --> 01:05:21,482
Because we keep prices low
1114
01:05:21,482 --> 01:05:23,789
and we sell medications
to people in Italy
1115
01:05:23,789 --> 01:05:25,965
that they can't usually find
at a reasonable rate.
1116
01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:27,706
Because it's not just
about profit.
1117
01:05:27,706 --> 01:05:29,664
It's about
helping people, right?
1118
01:07:10,548 --> 01:07:12,332
I was just thinking.
1119
01:07:12,332 --> 01:07:14,900
We've been together
a few months now
1120
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:17,468
and I have never
been to your place.
1121
01:07:17,468 --> 01:07:19,383
You're still quite secretive.
1122
01:07:19,383 --> 01:07:22,038
I am not secretive.
1123
01:07:23,430 --> 01:07:26,085
I'm not. Come here,
I'm gonna take a photo
1124
01:07:26,085 --> 01:07:29,175
of us and the Vaticano.
1125
01:07:29,175 --> 01:07:31,308
Right. Ready?
- Okay.
1126
01:07:32,570 --> 01:07:34,441
- Yay.
- Yay.
1127
01:07:34,441 --> 01:07:37,705
There. Okay.
And now I am posting it.
1128
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,839
Immediately. There.
1129
01:07:40,839 --> 01:07:42,275
There we are. Done.
1130
01:07:42,275 --> 01:07:43,929
- Okay.
- Mmm-hmm.
1131
01:07:49,717 --> 01:07:51,110
Nicky. Oh, my God,
1132
01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:52,720
I miss you so much.
It's my son.
1133
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:53,939
Who's the dude?
1134
01:07:53,939 --> 01:07:56,724
Uh, he is my pasta teacher.
1135
01:07:56,724 --> 01:07:59,597
We're just out
buying double zero flour.
1136
01:07:59,597 --> 01:08:02,774
Okay. I gotta go to class.
Um, I love you.
1137
01:08:02,774 --> 01:08:04,080
I love you.
1138
01:08:08,258 --> 01:08:11,087
Pasta teacher?
Honestly, I just feel like
1139
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,697
you're not
telling me something.
1140
01:08:12,697 --> 01:08:14,438
- Oh, really?
- Don't you trust me?
1141
01:08:14,438 --> 01:08:17,615
- Stop it.
- Don't you trust me?
1142
01:08:17,615 --> 01:08:19,791
Don't even joke.
1143
01:08:19,791 --> 01:08:21,967
- You can tell me anything.
1144
01:08:26,711 --> 01:08:28,060
I love you.
1145
01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:40,159
Oh, my God. Paul?
1146
01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:42,074
- Your Paul?
- That Paul?
1147
01:08:42,074 --> 01:08:43,380
Get off me! Who the hell
are these guys?
1148
01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:44,903
What the hell
are you doing here?
1149
01:08:44,903 --> 01:08:47,340
I flew here to find you.
I saw your Insta.
1150
01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:49,864
Dammit. I post
one stupid photo.
1151
01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:52,737
He's much weaker
than I imagined.
1152
01:08:52,737 --> 01:08:54,695
And I imagined
someone very weak.
1153
01:08:54,695 --> 01:08:56,654
- Who's Paul?
- I'm her husband!
1154
01:08:56,654 --> 01:08:58,308
No...
1155
01:08:58,308 --> 01:09:00,571
- You are married?
- No, we are separated.
1156
01:09:00,571 --> 01:09:02,181
Look, I can see you're
a pretty handsome guy
1157
01:09:02,181 --> 01:09:03,530
and you've been having
some great sex...
1158
01:09:03,530 --> 01:09:04,923
Dante, please take him
back to the villa.
1159
01:09:04,923 --> 01:09:08,405
- Come on, Paul. Let's go.
- What, what? Let me go.
1160
01:09:08,405 --> 01:09:10,537
So he gets to go
to your place, but I can't?
1161
01:09:10,537 --> 01:09:12,496
No, it's not like that. No.
1162
01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:13,932
You told me you were divorced.
1163
01:09:13,932 --> 01:09:15,194
Well, we may as well be.
1164
01:09:15,194 --> 01:09:16,456
He's a horrible husband
who cheated on me.
1165
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,111
- No. No.
- No, I mean...
1166
01:09:19,111 --> 01:09:20,939
It's taken me
so long to trust again.
1167
01:09:20,939 --> 01:09:22,723
- And I really care about you.
- No, no.
1168
01:09:22,723 --> 01:09:25,248
I... I care about you.
I care about you so much.
1169
01:09:25,248 --> 01:09:27,163
Then let's be honest
with each other.
1170
01:09:28,729 --> 01:09:32,516
Is there anything else
you are keeping from me?
1171
01:09:35,258 --> 01:09:37,085
- Hmm?
- Um...
1172
01:09:37,085 --> 01:09:39,871
Oh, my God. Um...
1173
01:09:39,871 --> 01:09:43,048
I'm so sorry, I really do
have to go deal with this.
1174
01:09:43,048 --> 01:09:45,311
- Okay? I'm sorry.
- Sure, go.
1175
01:09:46,312 --> 01:09:48,096
- It's okay.
- I'll see you.
1176
01:09:56,931 --> 01:09:58,803
God dammit, Paul.
Just stay back!
1177
01:09:58,803 --> 01:10:00,413
I need to pee, please.
1178
01:10:00,413 --> 01:10:02,589
- What did you guys do?
- I shut his mouth.
1179
01:10:02,589 --> 01:10:03,895
He's very annoying.
1180
01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:05,375
I need to pee.
I can't hold it.
1181
01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:06,941
Okay. Okay.
1182
01:10:07,942 --> 01:10:10,554
Nice and easy.
1183
01:10:10,554 --> 01:10:12,469
Actually, Dante, can you grab
some baby oil and Q-tips?
1184
01:10:12,469 --> 01:10:14,166
- I think it'll be...
- Ow!
1185
01:10:14,166 --> 01:10:16,777
Dammit! I was just
getting over a cold sore.
1186
01:10:16,777 --> 01:10:18,953
The cheater does not
deserve your care.
1187
01:10:18,953 --> 01:10:20,955
You told these people
about Tracy?
1188
01:10:20,955 --> 01:10:22,305
What the hell
is wrong with you?
1189
01:10:22,305 --> 01:10:23,610
Hey. Hey.
1190
01:10:24,785 --> 01:10:26,961
Dammit!
1191
01:10:26,961 --> 01:10:29,660
No one talks to her that way.
Show some respect. Huh?
1192
01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:31,314
- To Kristin?
1193
01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:35,405
Ew. Kristin, do something.
1194
01:10:38,321 --> 01:10:41,672
Why are you so nice
1195
01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:43,282
- to this stronzo?
1196
01:10:44,196 --> 01:10:45,328
How dare you call me something
1197
01:10:45,328 --> 01:10:46,546
I don't even know
what it means?
1198
01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:49,288
Who the hell are these people?
1199
01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:51,856
They are her best
grape squashers.
1200
01:10:51,856 --> 01:10:53,161
And I'm the label maker.
1201
01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:55,381
Yes. I am a vintner now.
1202
01:10:55,381 --> 01:10:58,297
- You make swords?
- Wine, stronzo.
1203
01:10:58,297 --> 01:11:00,125
I'm gonna look that word up
as soon as I get outta here.
1204
01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:02,214
Why are you even here?
1205
01:11:02,214 --> 01:11:05,304
I hadn't heard from you.
I was worried about you.
1206
01:11:06,349 --> 01:11:07,393
I miss you.
1207
01:11:10,396 --> 01:11:11,484
Okay.
1208
01:11:12,398 --> 01:11:13,486
Okay, fine.
1209
01:11:14,182 --> 01:11:16,446
After you lost your job,
1210
01:11:16,446 --> 01:11:18,883
our joint bank account
is empty.
1211
01:11:18,883 --> 01:11:20,450
- So, I figured, you know,
1212
01:11:20,450 --> 01:11:21,886
since I'm your husband,
1213
01:11:21,886 --> 01:11:24,497
I should probably come
live with you in the villa.
1214
01:11:24,497 --> 01:11:26,238
Oh, my God. It all makes
perfect sense now.
1215
01:11:26,238 --> 01:11:28,588
You only came here
to get something else from me!
1216
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:30,851
Go home, Paul.
1217
01:11:30,851 --> 01:11:33,680
Actually, you only had enough
points for a one-way ticket.
1218
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,334
Pathetic.
- He's not worth it.
1219
01:11:35,334 --> 01:11:36,509
What did you see in him?
1220
01:11:36,509 --> 01:11:37,510
- Just take my card and...
- Kristin, no.
1221
01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:38,816
Don't!
1222
01:11:38,816 --> 01:11:40,121
- No, you're better than this.
- You're right.
1223
01:11:40,121 --> 01:11:41,471
- I should just book it myself.
- No, Kristin.
1224
01:11:41,471 --> 01:11:43,386
- That's not what we meant!
- That's worse.
1225
01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:44,735
Fine. Fine.
1226
01:11:44,735 --> 01:11:47,781
- Paul, you're a grown-ass man!
1227
01:11:47,781 --> 01:11:50,175
- Figure it out yourself!
- There you go.
1228
01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:51,959
Own your power. Brava.
1229
01:11:51,959 --> 01:11:54,222
- So, take him to the airport!
1230
01:12:00,925 --> 01:12:02,361
You've been stress
1231
01:12:02,361 --> 01:12:04,798
- grape gathering all night.
1232
01:12:04,798 --> 01:12:08,541
Stop worrying
about your imbecile husband.
1233
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:11,762
He'll find his way home.
Or he won't.
1234
01:12:11,762 --> 01:12:15,243
No, it's just that, you know,
Paul hurt me so much
1235
01:12:15,243 --> 01:12:16,636
over the years
with all the lying.
1236
01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:18,943
And I don't wanna do that
to Lorenzo.
1237
01:12:18,943 --> 01:12:21,728
But you can't tell Lorenzo
about this part of your life.
1238
01:12:21,728 --> 01:12:23,948
I know. I know.
1239
01:12:23,948 --> 01:12:26,342
But what if it wasn't
part of my life?
1240
01:12:28,126 --> 01:12:29,519
What are you saying?
1241
01:12:30,476 --> 01:12:31,695
I'm saying...
1242
01:12:32,435 --> 01:12:33,740
I want out.
1243
01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:38,223
But the family heads
are meeting today.
1244
01:12:38,223 --> 01:12:40,181
I'm not allowed at the table,
1245
01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:42,532
but you and Fabrizio
have to be there.
1246
01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:43,924
Okay, perfect.
1247
01:12:43,924 --> 01:12:45,839
Well, that's where
I'll announce my resignation.
1248
01:12:45,839 --> 01:12:47,798
But you can't just leave.
1249
01:12:49,190 --> 01:12:50,409
Actually, yes, I can.
1250
01:12:50,409 --> 01:12:52,672
You said,
once I made peace, remember?
1251
01:12:53,891 --> 01:12:56,023
- You believed me.
1252
01:12:56,023 --> 01:12:59,375
I knew you wouldn't go back
to your old sad life.
1253
01:13:00,854 --> 01:13:05,642
Besides, that was before
you created all this beauty.
1254
01:13:05,642 --> 01:13:08,775
The pharmacy business.
Helping people.
1255
01:13:08,775 --> 01:13:12,866
I know. I just wanna
give Lorenzo a chance.
1256
01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:15,826
So, you're willing
to give up all of this
1257
01:13:15,826 --> 01:13:18,219
for a man you barely know?
1258
01:13:18,219 --> 01:13:20,874
What? We've been
dating for months!
1259
01:13:20,874 --> 01:13:23,007
Have you farted
in front of him?
1260
01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:26,445
Well, like a tiny little...
1261
01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:29,187
He didn't hear it.
But, you know,
1262
01:13:29,187 --> 01:13:30,754
he did fart
in front of me once.
1263
01:13:31,624 --> 01:13:33,191
But, really,
1264
01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:34,888
I've made up my mind.
1265
01:13:37,021 --> 01:13:38,414
Fine.
1266
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:41,808
I just hope
this is what you want.
1267
01:13:41,808 --> 01:13:46,596
Never let a man dictate
who you are or what you can do.
1268
01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:45,611
Thank you all
1269
01:14:45,611 --> 01:14:46,830
for joining us today.
1270
01:14:46,830 --> 01:14:48,353
We called this meeting
1271
01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:51,356
to discuss
your pharmaceutical business.
1272
01:14:51,835 --> 01:14:52,966
Yes.
1273
01:14:52,966 --> 01:14:55,926
Hello, everyone.
I'm Donna Balbano.
1274
01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:57,231
And I brought
a little something special
1275
01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:58,319
- for everybody today.
1276
01:15:02,149 --> 01:15:05,152
Ta-da! I made muffins.
1277
01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:06,632
I know you may not
wanna eat them
1278
01:15:06,632 --> 01:15:07,938
because of the whole
poison thing,
1279
01:15:07,938 --> 01:15:10,375
but please remember,
we are at peace.
1280
01:15:11,158 --> 01:15:13,291
See? Mmm.
1281
01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:15,249
Poison-free muffins.
1282
01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:16,599
I just thought
it would be really nice
1283
01:15:16,599 --> 01:15:18,644
- to break bread together.
- Kristin!
1284
01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:20,385
- My bananas were going bad...
- Enough!
1285
01:15:20,385 --> 01:15:22,256
And I needed to use them.
1286
01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:28,001
Your business is causing
quite the problem for us.
1287
01:15:28,001 --> 01:15:30,134
I deal with
pharmaceuticals, Mammone.
1288
01:15:30,134 --> 01:15:32,528
I'm not touching electronics,
or your cars.
1289
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,921
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
1290
01:15:34,921 --> 01:15:37,271
But all of our business
1291
01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:39,535
has to pass by the inspectors.
1292
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:42,581
And the inspectors
are on your payroll.
1293
01:15:44,061 --> 01:15:46,759
Hey, listen, listen. I could
talk to the inspectors.
1294
01:15:46,759 --> 01:15:49,414
I have a great rapport
with them.
1295
01:15:49,414 --> 01:15:52,765
The damage is done.
We are losing a lot of money.
1296
01:15:54,724 --> 01:15:59,598
You must pay
a percentage of your business.
1297
01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:01,905
Actually, now is really
not the best time.
1298
01:16:01,905 --> 01:16:04,385
I was hoping we can keep
all this beautiful peace
1299
01:16:04,385 --> 01:16:05,691
that we've been enjoying.
1300
01:16:05,691 --> 01:16:08,564
You know, I'm alive.
You guys are all alive.
1301
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:12,132
In fact, these muffins
are kind of a parting gift.
1302
01:16:12,132 --> 01:16:14,221
I'm planning on
stepping down shortly.
1303
01:16:15,527 --> 01:16:18,008
Oh, I'll be leaving you
in very good hands.
1304
01:16:18,791 --> 01:16:20,663
Bianca will be taking over
1305
01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:22,752
as the new boss
of the Balbano family.
1306
01:16:23,970 --> 01:16:25,276
Your secretary?
1307
01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:26,886
She is so much more than
a secretary.
1308
01:16:26,886 --> 01:16:28,366
- You have no idea.
1309
01:16:28,366 --> 01:16:29,454
Nice joke.
1310
01:16:31,369 --> 01:16:35,025
You think you can
fuck us all over
1311
01:16:35,025 --> 01:16:36,548
and leave?
1312
01:16:36,548 --> 01:16:37,636
No.
1313
01:16:37,636 --> 01:16:38,855
It doesn't work like that.
1314
01:16:38,855 --> 01:16:41,771
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
1315
01:16:41,771 --> 01:16:45,513
Let's all calm down.
I'm not fucking anybody over.
1316
01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:51,868
Lorenzo?
Oh, my God, you're a cop?
1317
01:16:51,868 --> 01:16:53,696
Not fucking us over, eh?
1318
01:17:00,485 --> 01:17:02,269
Weapons down,
motherfuckers!
1319
01:17:02,269 --> 01:17:03,575
Aunt Esmeralda?
1320
01:17:14,238 --> 01:17:15,282
- Oh, my...
1321
01:17:25,423 --> 01:17:27,294
Kristin! Kristin!
1322
01:17:31,603 --> 01:17:33,997
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
1323
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,440
Kristin. Kristin!
1324
01:17:44,181 --> 01:17:45,748
- Let's go!
- Okay.
1325
01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:48,794
Stay low.
1326
01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:06,725
So, you were just using me
this whole entire time?
1327
01:18:06,725 --> 01:18:08,248
My parents were gunned down
1328
01:18:08,248 --> 01:18:10,468
by the Mafia
right in front of me!
1329
01:18:10,468 --> 01:18:14,428
At my soccer game.
After I missed a goal.
1330
01:18:22,654 --> 01:18:24,090
Uzi.
1331
01:18:34,884 --> 01:18:36,276
I was assigned to this case...
1332
01:18:36,276 --> 01:18:37,669
So I'm just a case?
1333
01:18:37,669 --> 01:18:40,150
What about your marriage,
and your ex, that's lies?
1334
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:41,891
Mostly.
1335
01:18:41,891 --> 01:18:43,066
And who the fuck is Esmeralda?
1336
01:18:43,066 --> 01:18:45,546
You mean Maria? She's my boss.
1337
01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:47,287
And who are you?
1338
01:18:47,287 --> 01:18:49,246
- I am Rodolfo.
- Rodolfo?
1339
01:18:51,161 --> 01:18:52,640
Yes, but you can call me Rudy.
1340
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,642
Rudy? I'm not
calling you anything.
1341
01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:03,086
Mama!
1342
01:19:08,526 --> 01:19:11,616
Oh, my God.
Are you even a pasta maker?
1343
01:19:11,616 --> 01:19:13,009
We were gonna
run away together.
1344
01:19:13,009 --> 01:19:14,575
We were gonna
open a restaurant.
1345
01:19:14,575 --> 01:19:15,968
I was gonna make the wine,
you were gonna make the food.
1346
01:19:15,968 --> 01:19:17,578
I was gonna get fat
and you weren't gonna care.
1347
01:19:17,578 --> 01:19:18,928
It was gonna be heaven!
1348
01:19:19,493 --> 01:19:20,668
How fat?
1349
01:19:22,192 --> 01:19:23,236
All clear!
1350
01:19:24,324 --> 01:19:25,630
Get away from me.
1351
01:19:25,630 --> 01:19:27,719
Please. No, no, Kristin,
please. Kristin.
1352
01:19:27,719 --> 01:19:30,026
No, I am not talking to you.
We are done.
1353
01:19:30,026 --> 01:19:32,202
Uh, no, Kristin.
1354
01:19:32,202 --> 01:19:33,507
I'm arresting you.
1355
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:35,858
I'm sorry.
1356
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:45,519
I'm so sorry for this.
1357
01:19:49,872 --> 01:19:50,829
Come on.
1358
01:19:57,705 --> 01:19:59,229
I...
1359
01:20:07,715 --> 01:20:09,848
- You...
1360
01:20:09,848 --> 01:20:11,676
have a finger in your hair.
1361
01:20:14,331 --> 01:20:15,593
Stick it up your ass!
1362
01:20:21,468 --> 01:20:22,556
Ciao.
1363
01:20:23,644 --> 01:20:24,776
So...
1364
01:20:24,776 --> 01:20:26,691
This is
your first trial, right?
1365
01:20:26,691 --> 01:20:28,780
- Mmm-hmm.
- Oh, good for you.
1366
01:20:30,303 --> 01:20:32,131
Wait. Wait.
1367
01:20:32,131 --> 01:20:33,611
- Excuse me.
Oh, my God, Jenny!
1368
01:20:33,611 --> 01:20:35,178
- Kristin.
1369
01:20:35,178 --> 01:20:38,094
- Don't say anything.
- Thank you so much.
1370
01:20:38,094 --> 01:20:40,531
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my goodness. Hey!
1371
01:20:40,531 --> 01:20:42,707
Take your hands
off of my client!
1372
01:20:44,013 --> 01:20:46,189
- Give me that. Give...
1373
01:20:46,189 --> 01:20:48,017
What are you,
still in diapers?
1374
01:20:49,148 --> 01:20:50,454
Bianca called me.
1375
01:20:50,454 --> 01:20:52,325
You didn't think I was gonna
let my best friend
1376
01:20:52,325 --> 01:20:54,501
rot in an Italian jail,
did you?
1377
01:20:54,501 --> 01:20:56,895
I saw the Amanda Knox doc. No.
1378
01:20:56,895 --> 01:20:59,376
Oh, my God.
How did they get out of jail?
1379
01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:00,899
Not enough evidence
to charge them.
1380
01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:03,032
Right. And what about Bianca?
Where is she?
1381
01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:04,337
It's better for you
if she's not here.
1382
01:21:04,337 --> 01:21:05,512
Okay, got it.
1383
01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:10,474
- That Lorenzo?
- Yeah.
1384
01:21:11,823 --> 01:21:12,868
Hi.
1385
01:21:13,956 --> 01:21:14,913
Dick!
1386
01:21:16,262 --> 01:21:19,309
Such a good echo.
1387
01:21:19,309 --> 01:21:22,790
What a dick!
1388
01:21:30,973 --> 01:21:32,670
Signora Giudice,
1389
01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:36,369
today I will show that
Ms. Balbano has taken over
1390
01:21:36,369 --> 01:21:38,894
the criminal enterprise
of her grandfather,
1391
01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:40,243
Giuseppe Balbano.
1392
01:21:41,070 --> 01:21:42,288
Madame Judge,
1393
01:21:43,028 --> 01:21:44,812
Signora Giudice,
1394
01:21:44,812 --> 01:21:47,554
I will show you that my client
simply came to Italy
1395
01:21:47,554 --> 01:21:48,947
to pay her respects and found
1396
01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:51,515
that she had
inherited a vineyard.
1397
01:21:51,515 --> 01:21:54,387
Now, was my client
seen in a room
1398
01:21:54,387 --> 01:21:56,302
filled with
questionable people?
1399
01:21:56,302 --> 01:21:59,479
Sure. But only to tell them
that she wanted no part of it.
1400
01:22:01,133 --> 01:22:02,700
Giannina,
1401
01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:05,921
could you tell us
your dealings
with the Indagato.
1402
01:22:10,012 --> 01:22:13,580
Well, everyone else
calls me "waitress,"
1403
01:22:13,580 --> 01:22:14,755
cameriera,
1404
01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:17,497
but she calls me by my name.
1405
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:22,328
She likes my bonsai tree.
1406
01:22:22,328 --> 01:22:25,462
She tells us
we are her best vintners.
1407
01:22:25,462 --> 01:22:27,812
She makes us feel appreciated.
1408
01:22:27,812 --> 01:22:31,033
So, we repay our gratitude
by being her bodyguards.
1409
01:22:31,033 --> 01:22:33,252
We go with her
at the meeting
1410
01:22:33,252 --> 01:22:35,298
because they want to hurt
1411
01:22:35,298 --> 01:22:36,995
- sweet woman.
1412
01:22:36,995 --> 01:22:40,172
They are very, very,
very bad guys.
1413
01:22:40,172 --> 01:22:43,262
Look what they did
to the poor Dante.
1414
01:22:43,262 --> 01:22:47,049
How long was this
undercover operation of yours?
1415
01:22:47,049 --> 01:22:50,487
Well, I've been investigating
Giuseppe Balbano for years.
1416
01:22:50,487 --> 01:22:51,792
When I met the Indagato,
1417
01:22:51,792 --> 01:22:54,447
she'd just landed in Italy
for the funeral...
1418
01:22:54,447 --> 01:22:55,971
And when did you start having
1419
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:58,190
sexual relations
with my client?
1420
01:22:58,190 --> 01:22:59,539
I ask the questions here!
1421
01:23:00,584 --> 01:23:02,238
And when did you start
1422
01:23:02,238 --> 01:23:04,936
having sexual relations
with the Indagato?
1423
01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:07,156
About...
1424
01:23:07,808 --> 01:23:08,853
one day after.
1425
01:23:10,202 --> 01:23:12,378
- But she was asking for it.
1426
01:23:12,378 --> 01:23:15,120
Okay. I mean, not...
I mean, not asking.
1427
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:18,080
But she said this trip
was her "Eat, Pray, Fuck."
1428
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,778
The book is Eat, Pray, Love.
1429
01:23:20,778 --> 01:23:23,041
You took advantage of
an innocent winemaker
1430
01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:25,304
and sullied
a literary masterpiece.
1431
01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:27,393
You gross.
1432
01:23:27,393 --> 01:23:29,830
I came to this country
1433
01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:33,051
at a time in my life
1434
01:23:33,051 --> 01:23:36,011
where I
completely doubted myself.
1435
01:23:36,968 --> 01:23:38,230
Then when I arrived here,
1436
01:23:38,230 --> 01:23:41,233
I discovered that
I had inherited a vineyard.
1437
01:23:41,233 --> 01:23:43,018
It was shriveling
1438
01:23:43,714 --> 01:23:44,932
and dying...
1439
01:23:47,283 --> 01:23:48,371
much like me.
1440
01:23:49,198 --> 01:23:51,243
So, I nurtured it.
1441
01:23:51,243 --> 01:23:52,549
And I came to realize
1442
01:23:52,549 --> 01:23:56,074
that I inherited so much more
than a vineyard.
1443
01:23:56,074 --> 01:24:00,426
I inherited an opportunity
to fulfil my purpose.
1444
01:24:01,558 --> 01:24:02,602
So...
1445
01:24:03,734 --> 01:24:05,127
I inherited me.
1446
01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:10,567
Thank you.
1447
01:24:14,745 --> 01:24:16,573
I don't need to hear
anything anymore.
1448
01:24:16,573 --> 01:24:18,749
I've made my decision.
1449
01:24:20,881 --> 01:24:22,840
No grounds to proceed.
1450
01:24:30,935 --> 01:24:32,980
He's gonna give me
a ride home.
1451
01:24:34,765 --> 01:24:37,289
Bravo!
1452
01:24:41,163 --> 01:24:42,468
Kristin?
1453
01:24:42,468 --> 01:24:44,470
Kristin, wait, wait,
wait, wait...
1454
01:24:46,472 --> 01:24:48,996
Congratulations.
1455
01:24:48,996 --> 01:24:52,739
Well, I just wanted you
to know that it wasn't all lies.
1456
01:24:52,739 --> 01:24:54,828
I really did
fall in love with you.
1457
01:24:56,743 --> 01:24:58,093
And I still love you.
1458
01:25:03,663 --> 01:25:05,970
I thought I was listening
to my heart.
1459
01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:07,928
But it turns out
1460
01:25:07,928 --> 01:25:10,496
I was just using another man
to validate me.
1461
01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:14,892
And for the first time
in my life...
1462
01:25:14,892 --> 01:25:17,112
I honestly
don't give a shit.
1463
01:25:36,914 --> 01:25:39,786
Oh, my God. Dante. Dante.
1464
01:25:39,786 --> 01:25:41,266
Oh, my God,
those goddamn Romanos.
1465
01:25:42,354 --> 01:25:43,747
Oh, he's losing
a lot of blood.
1466
01:25:43,747 --> 01:25:45,357
Here, I've got this thing.
1467
01:25:45,357 --> 01:25:47,533
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
We need to get him some help.
1468
01:25:49,013 --> 01:25:50,057
- Oh, God, who is this?
1469
01:25:50,057 --> 01:25:51,320
It's Bianca.
She's in the winery.
1470
01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:53,539
Oh, my God,
she's been shot, too.
1471
01:25:53,539 --> 01:25:58,065
Uh, uh, okay, you stay with
Dante and I'll go to Bianca.
1472
01:25:58,065 --> 01:25:59,197
Wait, wait, wait.
1473
01:25:59,197 --> 01:26:01,765
- Just in case.
1474
01:26:05,247 --> 01:26:06,552
Bianca?
1475
01:26:06,552 --> 01:26:07,858
What? Nicky.
1476
01:26:07,858 --> 01:26:09,642
- Bianca is dead.
1477
01:26:09,642 --> 01:26:11,122
Mom.
1478
01:26:11,122 --> 01:26:13,385
I knew
you'd come back
1479
01:26:13,385 --> 01:26:16,867
if your precious
Bianca texted you.
1480
01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:19,261
Drop the gun.
1481
01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:23,221
And kick it to me.
1482
01:26:25,528 --> 01:26:26,529
Good girl.
1483
01:26:28,139 --> 01:26:29,401
What are you guys
doing here?
1484
01:26:29,401 --> 01:26:30,924
You can
thank your husband for this.
1485
01:26:30,924 --> 01:26:32,839
He lured your son here to...
1486
01:26:32,839 --> 01:26:36,103
something about
guilting you
1487
01:26:36,103 --> 01:26:38,062
into taking him back.
1488
01:26:38,062 --> 01:26:39,455
Look, I was worried
about you, Mom.
1489
01:26:39,455 --> 01:26:41,544
- Oh, honey.
Honey.
1490
01:26:42,632 --> 01:26:43,850
What do you want?
1491
01:26:45,156 --> 01:26:47,245
Are you serious?
1492
01:26:47,245 --> 01:26:49,421
I want to be the head
of the Balbano family!
1493
01:26:49,421 --> 01:26:52,424
- I told everyone I'm leaving.
1494
01:26:52,424 --> 01:26:54,731
And leaving it all
to fucking Bianca!
1495
01:26:56,733 --> 01:26:58,343
Hey!
1496
01:26:58,343 --> 01:27:00,432
Really, Paul? You're just
gonna waddle out of here
1497
01:27:00,432 --> 01:27:01,607
and leave our son
sitting there?
1498
01:27:01,607 --> 01:27:03,174
- Whoa, whoa!
1499
01:27:03,174 --> 01:27:05,002
No!
1500
01:27:05,002 --> 01:27:06,699
Don't you dare touch my kid!
1501
01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:12,488
Mom, look out.
1502
01:27:19,146 --> 01:27:21,279
I've been shot. It burns.
1503
01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:23,238
You have
terrible taste in men.
1504
01:27:23,934 --> 01:27:25,109
No shit.
1505
01:27:25,109 --> 01:27:26,589
Paul, untie our son
1506
01:27:26,589 --> 01:27:27,981
- and get the hell outta here!
- Untie me.
1507
01:27:27,981 --> 01:27:29,983
Babe, this knot is impossible.
1508
01:27:29,983 --> 01:27:31,333
Hold on.
1509
01:27:35,511 --> 01:27:37,208
- Paul. Here, take this.
- Yeah? Okay.
1510
01:27:37,208 --> 01:27:38,470
Keep it pointed at him, okay?
1511
01:27:38,470 --> 01:27:39,863
Yeah, it's heavy.
1512
01:27:42,126 --> 01:27:43,867
There. Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
1513
01:27:43,867 --> 01:27:45,085
Yeah. Are you?
1514
01:27:45,085 --> 01:27:46,391
Oh, God, I'm so happy
to see you.
1515
01:27:46,391 --> 01:27:47,523
- I've missed you so much.
- How are you?
1516
01:27:47,523 --> 01:27:50,308
Hey, hey,
I loosened the knot, right?
1517
01:27:50,308 --> 01:27:51,788
You're a baby.
1518
01:27:51,788 --> 01:27:52,963
I'm not a baby, you're a baby.
1519
01:27:52,963 --> 01:27:54,225
You're a big, fat, podgy baby.
1520
01:27:54,225 --> 01:27:55,531
You're a big, stupid,
blonde baby.
1521
01:27:55,531 --> 01:27:56,967
You're a baby with big poop
in your diaper.
1522
01:27:56,967 --> 01:27:59,012
- Mom!
- Don't move!
1523
01:27:59,012 --> 01:28:01,188
Oh, my God,
Bianca, you're alive!
1524
01:28:01,188 --> 01:28:03,016
Of course I am.
1525
01:28:03,016 --> 01:28:04,104
No, no, no...
1526
01:28:04,104 --> 01:28:05,715
Fabrizio is a terrible shot.
1527
01:28:06,759 --> 01:28:08,152
Wait, wait, wait.
1528
01:28:09,414 --> 01:28:10,546
I saw you die.
1529
01:28:10,546 --> 01:28:13,288
You saw me take a bullet
like a woman.
1530
01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:15,812
But there is a fucking
major artery right there.
1531
01:28:15,812 --> 01:28:17,379
Wrong leg, idiot.
1532
01:28:18,902 --> 01:28:21,252
High tension steel.
- It's fucking cool, man.
1533
01:28:23,428 --> 01:28:25,169
I did have to re-adjust it.
1534
01:28:25,169 --> 01:28:27,171
That's why it took me
so long. Sorry.
1535
01:28:27,171 --> 01:28:28,564
Oh, honey,
I'm just glad you're okay.
1536
01:28:28,564 --> 01:28:29,608
Grazie, amore.
1537
01:28:31,436 --> 01:28:32,742
I'm hit again.
1538
01:28:32,742 --> 01:28:33,960
Dad, come on.
1539
01:28:43,187 --> 01:28:44,536
Bianca,
take care of my kid, okay?
1540
01:28:44,536 --> 01:28:46,146
Make a break for the door.
1541
01:28:46,146 --> 01:28:48,410
I'll cover. Now!
1542
01:28:48,410 --> 01:28:49,628
Come on, Nicky.
1543
01:28:49,628 --> 01:28:50,716
- Come on. Come on.
1544
01:28:50,716 --> 01:28:51,761
Go, go.
1545
01:28:52,892 --> 01:28:54,416
- Help me, Nicky.
- Come on.
1546
01:29:24,402 --> 01:29:25,447
Drop it.
1547
01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:33,063
You think you can just
come here and take over?
1548
01:29:33,063 --> 01:29:35,587
This is mine! All of it!
1549
01:29:35,587 --> 01:29:36,893
I earned it!
1550
01:29:36,893 --> 01:29:40,113
Uh, you didn't earn anything.
1551
01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:41,680
I'm the one
who had to come over here
1552
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:43,247
and clean your mess up.
1553
01:29:43,247 --> 01:29:44,335
Oh, please.
1554
01:29:44,335 --> 01:29:46,816
Oh, yeah.
I am the one who made this
1555
01:29:46,816 --> 01:29:49,775
awful wine
fucking delicious.
1556
01:29:49,775 --> 01:29:51,603
Yeah, me. This.
1557
01:29:51,603 --> 01:29:53,736
I have done more
for this family
1558
01:29:53,736 --> 01:29:55,215
in the last three months
1559
01:29:55,215 --> 01:29:57,348
than you have
your entire life.
1560
01:29:57,348 --> 01:30:00,699
And yet you feel entitled
to be the boss?
1561
01:30:10,579 --> 01:30:12,494
Oh, my God. Uh...
1562
01:30:12,494 --> 01:30:14,147
Oops. Are you, uh...
1563
01:30:14,147 --> 01:30:15,671
I guess
it's a little rusty, huh?
1564
01:30:15,671 --> 01:30:16,976
I should get this fixed.
1565
01:30:16,976 --> 01:30:18,587
Help me!
1566
01:30:18,587 --> 01:30:20,806
Please. Please, cousin.
1567
01:30:38,563 --> 01:30:39,564
Say it.
1568
01:30:40,391 --> 01:30:41,523
What?
1569
01:30:42,219 --> 01:30:43,438
Say I'm the boss.
1570
01:30:47,311 --> 01:30:48,834
Never!
1571
01:30:48,834 --> 01:30:51,750
Then, as the boss,
I'm gonna have to let you go.
1572
01:30:53,578 --> 01:30:55,014
I've always
wanted to say that.
1573
01:30:58,409 --> 01:31:00,542
You can't do it, can you?
1574
01:31:03,370 --> 01:31:05,808
Hey. Hey, stop! No!
1575
01:31:06,548 --> 01:31:07,679
No!
1576
01:31:51,593 --> 01:31:55,727
Okay. Introducing
the newest Balbano rose.
1577
01:31:55,727 --> 01:31:57,990
It's called Little Pinky.
1578
01:31:57,990 --> 01:31:59,688
Salute.
Salute.
1579
01:31:59,688 --> 01:32:00,993
Whoo-hoo!
1580
01:32:05,607 --> 01:32:07,565
That is crisp.
1581
01:32:07,565 --> 01:32:08,740
You know, this Balbano wine's
1582
01:32:08,740 --> 01:32:10,829
gonna get me
into some serious trouble.
1583
01:32:11,569 --> 01:32:13,005
Blackout Jenny is coming.
1584
01:32:13,005 --> 01:32:14,746
All right, all right, sweetie,
you should get going.
1585
01:32:14,746 --> 01:32:16,095
Heard you got shot.
1586
01:32:16,748 --> 01:32:18,054
Yeah, I got shot, too.
1587
01:32:19,098 --> 01:32:22,362
- I got, like, five stitches.
- Oh.
1588
01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:24,582
How about you?
1589
01:32:25,801 --> 01:32:27,019
Twenty-seven stitches.
1590
01:32:27,019 --> 01:32:29,152
And they left the bullet
in my spleen.
1591
01:32:29,152 --> 01:32:32,198
- You wanna touch it?
- No. Put it away.
1592
01:32:32,198 --> 01:32:33,330
Oh.
1593
01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:37,116
- I wanna touch it.
- Mmm.
1594
01:32:38,683 --> 01:32:40,032
Now, come. Show me around.
1595
01:32:40,032 --> 01:32:43,514
You know, I never realized
what a badass you are.
1596
01:32:43,514 --> 01:32:46,169
- You know, neither did I.
1597
01:32:48,998 --> 01:32:51,783
Domenick, there's something
I need to tell you.
1598
01:32:53,742 --> 01:32:56,396
Your father and I
are getting a divorce.
1599
01:32:56,396 --> 01:32:59,704
Are you okay?
I know it's a lot to take in.
1600
01:32:59,704 --> 01:33:02,011
I was just held hostage...
1601
01:33:02,011 --> 01:33:04,317
- at gunpoint.
1602
01:33:04,317 --> 01:33:06,276
Divorce is fine. Yeah.
1603
01:33:06,276 --> 01:33:08,365
Come here.
I hate saying goodbye to you.
1604
01:33:08,365 --> 01:33:09,540
I'm gonna miss you.
1605
01:33:09,540 --> 01:33:11,368
Yeah, but I'll see you
next week, Mom.
1606
01:33:11,847 --> 01:33:13,283
Uh, yeah.
1607
01:33:13,283 --> 01:33:15,459
- Love you.
- Actually, um...
1608
01:33:17,592 --> 01:33:20,159
I've been
thinking about it, and...
1609
01:33:21,639 --> 01:33:23,815
- I'm gonna stay here.
- Seriously?
1610
01:33:23,815 --> 01:33:25,904
Yeah. Balbano Wine's
really taking off.
1611
01:33:25,904 --> 01:33:27,819
And for the first time
in my life,
1612
01:33:27,819 --> 01:33:29,516
I'm doing exactly
what I wanna do.
1613
01:33:29,516 --> 01:33:31,083
Yeah, but are you sure
it's safe here?
1614
01:33:31,083 --> 01:33:34,347
Aren't there a lot of people
who, like, wanna hurt you?
1615
01:33:34,347 --> 01:33:36,132
No, that's not a problem
any more.
1616
01:33:37,960 --> 01:33:39,178
Hey, Mammone.
1617
01:33:45,576 --> 01:33:48,318
"Don't fuck with me
or you're next."
1618
01:33:57,849 --> 01:33:58,937
Fabrizio.
1619
01:34:04,464 --> 01:34:06,292
But you're not like,
1620
01:34:06,292 --> 01:34:07,380
you know...
1621
01:34:08,251 --> 01:34:09,731
in the Mafia, right?
1622
01:34:10,862 --> 01:34:13,125
I make wine. That's all.
1623
01:34:14,518 --> 01:34:16,041
- A vintner?
- Yeah.
1624
01:34:16,041 --> 01:34:17,347
I wanna stay here
1625
01:34:17,347 --> 01:34:18,870
- and be a vintner with you.
- No.
1626
01:34:20,742 --> 01:34:22,657
- Call me.
1627
01:34:31,230 --> 01:34:33,319
Mr. and Mrs. Martelli for you.
1628
01:34:33,319 --> 01:34:34,973
Grazie, Donna Balbano.
1629
01:34:45,549 --> 01:34:46,724
Oh, shit.
1630
01:34:46,724 --> 01:34:49,031
Uh, Nicky. Wait, wait, wait.
1631
01:34:51,381 --> 01:34:53,209
I made you some trail mix
for the flight.
1632
01:34:53,209 --> 01:34:54,732
And don't forget
to put on your sweater, okay.
1633
01:34:54,732 --> 01:34:55,820
It gets chilly
on the plane.
1634
01:34:56,995 --> 01:34:58,780
- I love you.
- You, too.