1 00:00:02,585 --> 00:00:03,711 [announcer] This just in: 2 00:00:03,794 --> 00:00:06,964 The world is in turmoilas a newcomer going by the name of Victor, 3 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:10,343 or Vector, is claiming the titleof the world's best bad guy. 4 00:00:10,426 --> 00:00:12,386 -More after the break.-[screams] 5 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:14,263 [announcer] Feeling heavy? 6 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:15,348 [chuckles] 7 00:00:15,431 --> 00:00:18,935 Lighten upwith Dr. Nefario's Anti Gravity Serum. 8 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,019 [screams] 9 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:23,356 [reporter 1] Satellites are picking upsome unusual activity 10 00:00:23,439 --> 00:00:24,565 in the higher atmosphere. 11 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:25,650 [whimpers, screams] 12 00:00:25,733 --> 00:00:29,403 [reporter 2] Ladies and gentlemen,the moon has been stolen. 13 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:30,947 [reporter 1] Hold on. 14 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:33,241 We're learning just nowthat the thief is trying to get away. 15 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:35,660 [citizen] ls there no one to stop him? 16 00:00:35,743 --> 00:00:38,746 [reporter 3] it appears that things areabout to reach a dramatic conclusion 17 00:00:38,829 --> 00:00:41,499 for that dork-looking, pajama-wearing 18 00:00:41,582 --> 00:00:43,376 -very bad bad guy.-[screaming] 19 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:47,255 [reporter 4] After an incredible battlebetween not good and even worse, 20 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:49,548 the moon is thankfully back in its place. 21 00:00:50,299 --> 00:00:53,636 All is well that ends well.But where is Vector now? 22 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:56,555 And what's next on his despicable agenda? 23 00:01:00,851 --> 00:01:01,978 [whirs, dings] 24 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,406 Oh, poop. 25 00:01:13,489 --> 00:01:16,367 ['Papa Loves Mambo" instrumental playing] 26 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:22,456 Okay. No, yeah, this is, uh--This is cool. 27 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:25,501 This is, uh--This is totally what I planned. 28 00:01:25,584 --> 00:01:26,877 Ha! 29 00:01:26,961 --> 00:01:28,504 [screams] 30 00:01:28,587 --> 00:01:31,799 I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! 31 00:01:31,882 --> 00:01:34,802 Over here. Can anyone hear me? Help me. 32 00:01:35,636 --> 00:01:37,179 [grunts] Huh? 33 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:41,767 Ah! Ha! 34 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:45,771 If I can jump high enough,maybe I can just-- 35 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,023 [grunts] 36 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:48,691 [straining, grunting] 37 00:01:48,774 --> 00:01:51,152 It's-- It's-- It's-- It's working! 38 00:01:51,235 --> 00:01:52,570 [laughing] 39 00:01:52,653 --> 00:01:54,447 [grunting] 40 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:55,740 -Huh?-[chattering in Minionese] 41 00:01:55,823 --> 00:01:56,949 Huh? 42 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,618 [speaking Minionese] 43 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:01,620 -No. No, no, no, no.-[exclaiming] 44 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,122 Get out of the way. Move. 45 00:02:03,205 --> 00:02:05,583 -[laughs, speaking Minionese]-Move-- Not the butt. [groans] 46 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:08,044 -[grunting]-[grunting, screams] 47 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:09,879 [both screaming] 48 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,131 Oh. 49 00:02:12,214 --> 00:02:15,092 [both screaming] 50 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:16,719 [both groan] 51 00:02:16,802 --> 00:02:18,846 -[Vector groans]-[grunts] 52 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:21,057 [chuckling, speaking Minionese] 53 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:23,601 Hey, yellow, uh, kid. 54 00:02:23,684 --> 00:02:26,103 You wouldn't happen to knowhow to get out of here, would you? 55 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:29,982 [speaking Minionese] 56 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,944 Oh, wow. You're useless. 57 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:35,863 Go away! I have work to do. 58 00:02:36,864 --> 00:02:39,075 [speaking Minionese] 59 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:42,411 [groans] Leave me alone. Scram. 60 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:43,829 Here, go play. 61 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,873 -[grunts]-Uh... 62 00:02:45,956 --> 00:02:48,334 -Fetch!-Ah, fetch! Okay, okay, okay. 63 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:50,294 -[speaking Minionese]-Sheesh. 64 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:54,298 -[beeping]-[Vector] Huh? 65 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,008 Oh! Yes! 66 00:02:56,717 --> 00:02:58,677 [panting] 67 00:02:58,761 --> 00:02:59,887 -Yes!-[device crackling] 68 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:01,347 [laughing] 69 00:03:01,430 --> 00:03:03,432 Maybe I can use this. 70 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:05,851 [thuds] 71 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:08,813 [screams] 72 00:03:08,896 --> 00:03:11,399 You piece of junk. [gasps, groans] 73 00:03:11,982 --> 00:03:14,902 [grunts] Okay, Vector, think. 74 00:03:14,985 --> 00:03:18,239 No. Nope. Nah. Thank you. 75 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,075 Ha! Why didn't I think of it before? 76 00:03:21,158 --> 00:03:23,619 -[clicks, hissing]-[laughs] 77 00:03:23,702 --> 00:03:25,204 I'll be out of here in no time. 78 00:03:25,287 --> 00:03:26,497 [grunting, gasps] 79 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:28,833 Adios, moon-chacho. 80 00:03:28,916 --> 00:03:30,376 -[laughs]-[suit hisses] 81 00:03:30,459 --> 00:03:31,460 [grunting] 82 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:32,545 [suit squeaking] 83 00:03:32,628 --> 00:03:35,381 [screaming] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 84 00:03:35,464 --> 00:03:37,883 -[Vector grunting]-[chuckling] 85 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:39,635 Ow! Ow! 86 00:03:39,718 --> 00:03:41,387 [grunts, groans] 87 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:42,888 [grunting] 88 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,140 Okay. 89 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:46,809 Time for the serious stuff. Where is it? 90 00:03:46,892 --> 00:03:48,602 Nope. Yes! 91 00:03:49,186 --> 00:03:51,647 The limb stretch 2.0. 92 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:53,441 Oh, yeah! [grunts] 93 00:03:54,024 --> 00:03:55,276 [straining] 94 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:58,154 Bye, moon. You stink. 95 00:03:58,237 --> 00:04:00,906 [screams] 96 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,408 Mm-hmm. [speaks Minionese] 97 00:04:02,491 --> 00:04:03,701 [screams] 98 00:04:03,784 --> 00:04:05,077 Mmm. Uh-huh. [speaks Minionese] 99 00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:08,747 [continues screaming] 100 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:10,374 -[beeping]-[Vector screams] 101 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:12,042 [grunting] 102 00:04:12,918 --> 00:04:14,003 [screams] 103 00:04:15,671 --> 00:04:18,215 [screams] 104 00:04:18,966 --> 00:04:20,301 [squeaks] 105 00:04:20,384 --> 00:04:22,011 Ha! Whew. 106 00:04:22,094 --> 00:04:23,095 [dings] 107 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:24,180 Ouch. 108 00:04:24,972 --> 00:04:26,599 [groans] 109 00:04:27,516 --> 00:04:30,060 [grunting] 110 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:31,187 [strains] 111 00:04:31,979 --> 00:04:34,064 [laughing] 112 00:04:35,065 --> 00:04:36,066 [beeping] 113 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,151 [beeps] 114 00:04:37,234 --> 00:04:38,235 What? 115 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:40,613 Who designed this stupid moon? 116 00:04:40,696 --> 00:04:41,906 [panting] 117 00:04:41,989 --> 00:04:44,074 Cheese and crackers. Seriously? 118 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,159 Hi-yah! 119 00:04:45,993 --> 00:04:47,286 [grunting] 120 00:04:47,953 --> 00:04:49,872 [pickax continues thudding] 121 00:04:49,955 --> 00:04:53,334 [grunts] Okay, you asked for it. Eat this. 122 00:04:53,417 --> 00:04:56,462 [shuddering] 123 00:04:56,545 --> 00:04:58,297 -[drilling continues]-[shuddering continues] 124 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,133 [screams, grunts] 125 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:03,260 Eat photons, you stupid rock. 126 00:05:04,011 --> 00:05:05,721 Boom! [laughs] 127 00:05:05,804 --> 00:05:06,847 [screams, groans] 128 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,766 [grunts] No, no, no, no. 129 00:05:08,849 --> 00:05:12,520 [groaning] Please!Stop, I said-- No. Stop it. 130 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:15,648 [continues groaning] 131 00:05:15,731 --> 00:05:17,358 [groan echoes] 132 00:05:18,984 --> 00:05:21,987 [grunting] 133 00:05:24,782 --> 00:05:26,116 [laughs] 134 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,577 Of course. Of course. 135 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,204 -Yes!-[dings] 136 00:05:30,287 --> 00:05:32,122 -Vector, you're a genius.-[dinging] 137 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:33,207 Whoa! [grunts] 138 00:05:33,290 --> 00:05:34,291 [laughing] 139 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:37,795 [speaking Minionese]Lashipa! 140 00:05:37,878 --> 00:05:39,463 "Lashipa"? 141 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:41,632 Hey, go away. This is my ship, okay? 142 00:05:41,715 --> 00:05:45,094 -If you wanna go back home, find your own.-[grunts] No. No, no. Lashipa. 143 00:05:45,177 --> 00:05:46,804 -[phone ringing]-[sighs] 144 00:05:46,887 --> 00:05:50,724 -Hello. [speaking Minionese]-[Minion speaking Minionese on phone] 145 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,893 [all laughing, cheering] 146 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:55,396 [speaking Minionese, laughs] 147 00:05:55,479 --> 00:05:57,606 -[speaking Minionese]-Hmm? 148 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:59,984 [grunting] 149 00:06:00,776 --> 00:06:01,902 Ha! Whoa! 150 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,362 [groaning] 151 00:06:03,445 --> 00:06:04,655 [grunts] 152 00:06:04,738 --> 00:06:05,948 [laughs] 153 00:06:06,031 --> 00:06:07,908 [strains, groans] 154 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,077 [panting] Son of a rock. 155 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,537 [grunts] 156 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:14,164 [grunting] 157 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:16,166 [all exclaiming] 158 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:18,002 -[grunting]-[exclaiming continues] 159 00:06:18,085 --> 00:06:19,420 [missiles clanking] 160 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:22,464 [speaking Minionese] 161 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,216 [all laughing] 162 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,884 [speaking Minionese] 163 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:29,513 [all laughing, cheering] 164 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:33,809 This is it. See you never, stinking rock. 165 00:06:33,892 --> 00:06:37,521 Three, two, one, blast off! 166 00:06:38,939 --> 00:06:39,940 [laughs] 167 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:41,275 Yes! 168 00:06:41,358 --> 00:06:42,568 [laughing] Huh? 169 00:06:42,651 --> 00:06:44,570 -[beeping]-[speaking Minionese] 170 00:06:44,653 --> 00:06:45,863 [all screaming] 171 00:06:45,946 --> 00:06:48,490 [screams] You piece of-- 172 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,784 [screaming] 173 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:52,244 [all screaming] 174 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:53,704 [Vector screaming] 175 00:06:53,787 --> 00:06:56,081 [all screaming] 176 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:58,667 [Vector screaming] 177 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,044 [all screaming] 178 00:07:06,925 --> 00:07:08,469 [sighs] 179 00:07:08,552 --> 00:07:09,928 Huh? 180 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:12,306 No, no, no. 181 00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:15,059 No, no, no, no, no, no. 182 00:07:15,142 --> 00:07:18,020 No! 183 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:20,230 [whirs, dings] 184 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:23,776 [sobbing, inhales] 185 00:07:23,859 --> 00:07:25,027 [speaking gibberish] 186 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:27,071 [screams] What are-- What are you? 187 00:07:27,154 --> 00:07:28,155 [speaks gibberish] 188 00:07:28,238 --> 00:07:32,034 don't understand what you're saying.Go away, you martian dork. 189 00:07:32,117 --> 00:07:33,869 Aw. [speaking gibberish] 190 00:07:33,952 --> 00:07:35,829 Okay, Vector, think. 191 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:37,373 ["Papa Loves Mambo" playing] 192 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:39,500 [speaking gibberish] 193 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:41,794 -[scoffs, speaking Minionese]-[speaking Minionese] 194 00:07:41,877 --> 00:07:44,672 [all laughing] 195 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:46,256 -[laughter continues]-Huh? 196 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:47,925 -Bye-bye.-Bye-bye. 197 00:07:48,008 --> 00:07:49,176 [speaking gibberish] 198 00:07:50,302 --> 00:07:51,637 What? 199 00:07:52,429 --> 00:07:54,723 No, no, no. No. 200 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,100 [all cheering] 201 00:07:56,183 --> 00:07:58,185 [all sing "Papa Loves Mambo" melody] 202 00:07:58,268 --> 00:07:59,603 [song ends] 203 00:08:02,272 --> 00:08:03,315 Oh, poop. 204 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:06,276 ["Papa Loves Mambo" playing]