1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:20,563 --> 00:01:21,909 Did you get all that? 4 00:01:21,943 --> 00:01:23,083 Oh, I got it. 5 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:24,877 And I plan on using it as evidence 6 00:01:24,912 --> 00:01:26,224 when the men in the white lab coats 7 00:01:26,258 --> 00:01:28,433 finally come to take you home. 8 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:32,057 Hey, it's for science, my psychology final, 9 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,095 a study in the willingness for humans to engage in joy. 10 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:36,337 Does it matter 11 00:01:36,372 --> 00:01:37,476 that classes don't start till tomorrow 12 00:01:37,511 --> 00:01:38,822 or that you haven't signed up 13 00:01:38,857 --> 00:01:40,376 for a psych class this semester? 14 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:41,894 I might take one someday. 15 00:01:41,929 --> 00:01:44,725 Besides, be prepared, that's the Girl Scout's motto. 16 00:01:44,759 --> 00:01:46,175 That's the Boy Scout's motto. 17 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:49,109 Then what's the Girl Scout's? 18 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:50,765 Eat more cookies. 19 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,042 You know? 20 00:01:52,077 --> 00:01:53,251 Can you believe how many people wouldn't dance? 21 00:01:53,285 --> 00:01:54,735 I know. 22 00:01:54,769 --> 00:01:57,634 It was like there was an outbreak of sanity on campus. 23 00:01:57,669 --> 00:02:00,050 Dance like no one is watching people! 24 00:02:00,085 --> 00:02:02,743 Says the girl that had me record said dancing. 25 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:05,401 Dance like no one but Kate is watching, people. 26 00:02:05,435 --> 00:02:07,955 That'll make all the difference. 27 00:02:07,989 --> 00:02:09,543 Ooh. Ooh, is it in there? 28 00:02:09,577 --> 00:02:10,406 Hmm hmm. 29 00:02:11,683 --> 00:02:13,063 - Oh, come on. - Aw. 30 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:16,653 Hey, any chance you saw this? 31 00:02:16,688 --> 00:02:19,208 Juliet? I read everything she writes. 32 00:02:19,242 --> 00:02:21,934 Her romance column got me through freshman year. 33 00:02:21,969 --> 00:02:24,834 So you like this Juliet person? 34 00:02:24,868 --> 00:02:27,043 Tell me what is she saying this time? 35 00:02:27,077 --> 00:02:29,459 Sure, there are walls between men and women, 36 00:02:29,494 --> 00:02:31,841 but the true Romeo leaps the garden walls 37 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:33,083 waiting for that true love, 38 00:02:33,118 --> 00:02:34,533 the one willing to risk the blade, 39 00:02:34,568 --> 00:02:36,432 is the only road to happiness. 40 00:02:36,466 --> 00:02:38,986 Women, wait for the real Romeo. 41 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:41,195 I love hearing those words out loud. 42 00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:43,818 So tell me, is this bordering on genius 43 00:02:43,853 --> 00:02:45,717 or like extreme genius? 44 00:02:45,751 --> 00:02:46,718 Oh, good grief, shameless. 45 00:02:46,752 --> 00:02:48,029 We will talk later. 46 00:02:49,238 --> 00:02:51,171 Next, you'll be signing autographs. 47 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,827 Have my 8x10s ready to go. 48 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:55,071 The anonymous love guru. 49 00:02:55,105 --> 00:02:56,935 You should try romance, sometime. 50 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:58,005 I did once. 51 00:02:58,039 --> 00:03:00,145 Bobby Butler, second grade. 52 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,767 It was the worst half hour of my life. 53 00:03:01,802 --> 00:03:04,805 I still think I have cooties. 54 00:03:04,839 --> 00:03:06,841 I was kidding about the cooties. 55 00:03:06,876 --> 00:03:07,842 I've gotta go home. 56 00:03:07,877 --> 00:03:09,223 - Is everything okay? - Yes! 57 00:03:10,431 --> 00:03:11,605 Dorms that way. 58 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,400 Home, home, I'll text you. 59 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:18,646 - Hi! - Mom. 60 00:03:18,681 --> 00:03:20,130 You're back home already. 61 00:03:20,165 --> 00:03:22,167 How quickly did you go through your laundry, hmm? 62 00:03:23,272 --> 00:03:24,445 You're a finalist. 63 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,033 That's right! 64 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:28,898 Read it and weep, journalism world. 65 00:03:28,932 --> 00:03:30,727 The Pealy Scholarship? 66 00:03:30,762 --> 00:03:32,453 That's a full ride to grad school. 67 00:03:32,488 --> 00:03:33,385 Really? 68 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:34,662 You'd think I would know that 69 00:03:34,697 --> 00:03:36,146 since I'm the one that applied, but. 70 00:03:36,181 --> 00:03:38,425 Sorry, this is a lot to process. 71 00:03:38,459 --> 00:03:39,598 Is this from your columns? 72 00:03:39,633 --> 00:03:40,910 I think so. 73 00:03:40,944 --> 00:03:42,705 Professor Murrow said my articles might be enough 74 00:03:42,739 --> 00:03:44,120 to put me over the edge. 75 00:03:44,154 --> 00:03:45,604 Oh, I wish... 76 00:03:47,296 --> 00:03:49,677 You know, dad would be so proud of you. 77 00:03:49,712 --> 00:03:50,644 Me? 78 00:03:50,678 --> 00:03:53,094 He would be so proud of you. 79 00:03:53,129 --> 00:03:55,545 I mean, going back to school at your age. 80 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:57,513 At my age? 81 00:03:57,547 --> 00:03:59,894 - I'm not saying you're old. - Hmm hmm. 82 00:03:59,929 --> 00:04:02,069 I mean, you are ancient. 83 00:04:02,103 --> 00:04:03,243 I'm not saying it. 84 00:04:04,727 --> 00:04:07,454 What I'm saying is, Dad would be so proud of you. 85 00:04:07,488 --> 00:04:09,041 Mm, you are right about that. 86 00:04:09,076 --> 00:04:11,181 He had the gift of encouragement. 87 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:13,598 Well, you two were the perfect pair. 88 00:04:13,632 --> 00:04:15,979 Mm. 89 00:04:16,014 --> 00:04:18,534 Hold up, mom, is this your textbook? 90 00:04:18,568 --> 00:04:19,811 Yeah. 91 00:04:19,845 --> 00:04:21,226 My gosh, he would not have encouraged this. 92 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,607 You already read the whole thing? 93 00:04:22,641 --> 00:04:23,884 Ah huh. 94 00:04:23,918 --> 00:04:25,437 Classes don't even start until tomorrow. 95 00:04:25,472 --> 00:04:28,337 I believe in the Girl Scout motto, be prepared. 96 00:04:28,371 --> 00:04:29,717 That's the Boy Scouts motto. 97 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:31,132 What's the Girl Scout motto? 98 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:32,789 Always store your Thin Mints in the freezer. 99 00:04:32,824 --> 00:04:35,758 Ooh, practical, those Girl Scouts. 100 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:36,759 But mom, seriously? 101 00:04:36,793 --> 00:04:38,208 You have to loosen up. 102 00:04:38,243 --> 00:04:40,418 You're gonna be among my people tomorrow 103 00:04:40,452 --> 00:04:41,902 and we do not read entire textbooks 104 00:04:41,936 --> 00:04:43,386 before the start of the semester. 105 00:04:43,421 --> 00:04:44,698 Oh really, what do you do? 106 00:04:44,732 --> 00:04:46,078 Live life. 107 00:04:46,113 --> 00:04:47,217 Like YOLO, mom. 108 00:04:47,252 --> 00:04:48,391 What is YOLO? 109 00:04:48,426 --> 00:04:49,323 You something something. 110 00:04:49,358 --> 00:04:51,325 You only laugh out... 111 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,294 You know, the point is, you have to start living life. 112 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,640 It's expected of all college students. 113 00:04:55,674 --> 00:04:57,642 I live life. 114 00:04:57,676 --> 00:05:00,438 Color-coordinated, schedule down to the details 115 00:05:00,472 --> 00:05:02,371 and neatly stacked in rows. 116 00:05:02,405 --> 00:05:03,786 The good life. 117 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:05,753 Mother, make me proud. 118 00:05:05,788 --> 00:05:07,341 Promise me that tomorrow, 119 00:05:07,376 --> 00:05:10,310 you will do one wild and crazy thing. 120 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,690 Oh, wild and crazy? 121 00:05:11,725 --> 00:05:13,243 Like your freshman year? 122 00:05:13,278 --> 00:05:15,280 Yeah, not that crazy. 123 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,144 And I paid back the bail money. 124 00:05:17,178 --> 00:05:22,149 So what does my wild and wise daughter want me to do? 125 00:05:23,046 --> 00:05:26,326 Hmm, I don't know. 126 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,706 The universe will tell you. 127 00:05:27,741 --> 00:05:28,983 Oh, dear. 128 00:05:29,018 --> 00:05:31,123 Just wait for your moment and go with it. 129 00:05:31,158 --> 00:05:32,711 But you have to promise me 130 00:05:32,746 --> 00:05:35,749 that you will do this one wild and crazy thing. 131 00:05:35,783 --> 00:05:38,096 If I promise 132 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:41,410 to do one crazy thing, 133 00:05:41,444 --> 00:05:44,171 do you promise to do one sensible thing? 134 00:05:45,103 --> 00:05:46,276 - Done? - Oh? 135 00:05:46,311 --> 00:05:48,900 I always bring my laundry home to to you. 136 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:50,453 Touche. 137 00:05:53,905 --> 00:05:54,733 It's adorable. 138 00:05:54,768 --> 00:05:55,941 After all this time, 139 00:05:55,976 --> 00:05:57,115 she still lights up when talking about him. 140 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:58,944 You think she'll ever find someone else? 141 00:05:58,979 --> 00:06:01,153 I pity the fool who tries to fill his shoes. 142 00:06:01,188 --> 00:06:02,707 He completed her. 143 00:06:02,741 --> 00:06:05,710 Are you quoting a romance movie or is that the A-Team? 144 00:06:05,744 --> 00:06:08,022 I was thinking of the line from the Silmarillion. 145 00:06:08,057 --> 00:06:09,230 All have their worth 146 00:06:09,265 --> 00:06:10,749 and each contributes to the worth of others. 147 00:06:10,784 --> 00:06:12,164 Right, 148 00:06:12,199 --> 00:06:14,546 'cause haven't we all memorized the Cinnamonroll-ian? 149 00:06:14,581 --> 00:06:16,065 Sorry for eavesdropping, 150 00:06:16,099 --> 00:06:18,274 but that quotes from The Two Towers, not the Silmarillion. 151 00:06:18,308 --> 00:06:21,691 Ooh, strange boy come to mansplain Tolkien to Micki? 152 00:06:21,726 --> 00:06:23,383 And I have a front row seat! 153 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:24,936 Kate! 154 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:27,973 She knows everything there is to know about the Inkers. 155 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:29,354 Inklings. 156 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,907 Lewis, Tolkien and Williams. 157 00:06:30,942 --> 00:06:32,909 And Barfield, Dyson, Harvard and Lewis. 158 00:06:32,944 --> 00:06:34,463 Yeah, she already said Lewis. 159 00:06:34,497 --> 00:06:35,705 Likely referring to CS. 160 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:37,258 I'm including his brother Warren. 161 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:38,708 Well, don't forget Dorothy Sayers. 162 00:06:38,743 --> 00:06:40,158 Sayers was not an official member. 163 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:41,918 Only because she was a woman. 164 00:06:41,953 --> 00:06:42,885 I'll give you that. 165 00:06:42,919 --> 00:06:44,749 Ooh, he'll give you that. 166 00:06:44,783 --> 00:06:46,785 Hey, follow through and give her your number. 167 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:48,304 Kate? 168 00:06:48,338 --> 00:06:49,754 I'm Noah. 169 00:06:49,788 --> 00:06:51,065 She's Micki Sayers. 170 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:52,584 No relation to Dorothy. 171 00:06:52,619 --> 00:06:53,792 Too bad. 172 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:55,518 You might have been eligible for the Inkers. 173 00:07:06,771 --> 00:07:08,117 Can I help you? 174 00:07:08,151 --> 00:07:10,188 Morrison, 325. 175 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,397 The numbers don't seem to go in order here. 176 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,572 I think the idea is to train the students 177 00:07:14,606 --> 00:07:17,437 to follow their instincts and not trust their minds. 178 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:19,093 Interesting academic technique. 179 00:07:19,128 --> 00:07:21,613 Making foolishness out of the world's wisdom. 180 00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:24,167 At least that's what we tell ourselves when we goof. 181 00:07:24,202 --> 00:07:27,688 325 is on the second floor. 182 00:07:27,723 --> 00:07:30,967 300's are on the second floor, below the 200s? 183 00:07:31,002 --> 00:07:34,074 Something about the first shall be last, maybe. 184 00:07:35,109 --> 00:07:36,697 Keeping the 300s humble. 185 00:07:37,595 --> 00:07:40,183 I can show you, if you like. 186 00:07:40,218 --> 00:07:41,806 - No, thanks, I got it. - Okay. 187 00:07:45,188 --> 00:07:46,742 One crazy thing, right? 188 00:07:46,776 --> 00:07:48,088 Hold up. 189 00:07:48,122 --> 00:07:50,228 I would love an escort. 190 00:07:54,404 --> 00:07:55,820 That may be heretical. 191 00:07:55,854 --> 00:07:58,305 Good thing my dental insurance covers orthodoxy. 192 00:07:58,339 --> 00:07:59,651 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 193 00:07:59,686 --> 00:08:00,859 No, no, no, no, no. 194 00:08:00,894 --> 00:08:02,447 You do not get to make a joke that bad. 195 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,207 Oh, girls just wanna have pun. 196 00:08:04,242 --> 00:08:06,209 Oh, I have been warned. 197 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:10,351 So do you work here, as well? 198 00:08:10,386 --> 00:08:11,974 No, I'm... 199 00:08:12,008 --> 00:08:13,631 No. 200 00:08:13,665 --> 00:08:15,149 It's too bad. 201 00:08:15,184 --> 00:08:17,704 I was kind of hoping to see you around campus a bit more. 202 00:08:17,738 --> 00:08:19,360 Oh, no, I'll be, I mean, 203 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,399 I don't technically work for the university, 204 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:24,883 a gun for hire. 205 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:26,022 I'm a consultant. Really? 206 00:08:26,057 --> 00:08:28,369 Hmm hmm, evaluator. 207 00:08:28,404 --> 00:08:32,097 I evaluate classes, professors for the school, 208 00:08:32,132 --> 00:08:35,722 I evaluate things and give my evaluations to the school. 209 00:08:35,756 --> 00:08:37,068 I see. 210 00:08:37,102 --> 00:08:38,759 - Hmm. - Well this is awkward. 211 00:08:39,898 --> 00:08:41,106 Oh, sorry. 212 00:08:41,141 --> 00:08:42,452 You're a professor. 213 00:08:42,487 --> 00:08:43,592 Of course. 214 00:08:43,626 --> 00:08:45,110 Not just a professor. 215 00:08:45,145 --> 00:08:48,320 Apparently, the one you're going to be evaluating. 216 00:08:48,355 --> 00:08:49,425 It's my class. 217 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:51,910 This will be fun. 218 00:08:53,498 --> 00:08:54,844 Won't it though? 219 00:08:56,743 --> 00:08:57,571 Eh. 220 00:08:58,952 --> 00:09:01,575 No way, why did you lie? 221 00:09:01,610 --> 00:09:04,198 My demon spawn told me to. 222 00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:06,235 I told you to do something crazy, 223 00:09:06,269 --> 00:09:07,547 not crazy stupid. 224 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,378 So how cute is he? 225 00:09:12,241 --> 00:09:13,173 - Kate! - What? 226 00:09:13,207 --> 00:09:14,657 We were all thinking it. 227 00:09:16,107 --> 00:09:18,316 What did he say when he found out you were a student? 228 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,766 He didn't. 229 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,664 When he called "Toni Sayers" taking attendance, 230 00:09:21,699 --> 00:09:23,390 I just kept my mouth shut. 231 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,945 Uh, so what does he think your name is? 232 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:27,774 Betty White. 233 00:09:28,982 --> 00:09:30,224 What? 234 00:09:30,259 --> 00:09:32,192 It was the first thing to pop into my head. 235 00:09:32,226 --> 00:09:35,195 I told him my parents were Golden Girls fans. 236 00:09:35,229 --> 00:09:37,784 Mom, we need to give you lying lessons. 237 00:09:37,818 --> 00:09:38,923 Not that I've ever lied. 238 00:09:38,957 --> 00:09:40,407 Says, Juliet. 239 00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:42,443 Speaking of romance. It's not a romance. 240 00:09:42,478 --> 00:09:43,893 Micki met a boy. 241 00:09:43,928 --> 00:09:45,412 Wait, you met a boy? 242 00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:47,034 And now it's time to hit the books. 243 00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,967 Never too early to get a running start. 244 00:09:58,943 --> 00:10:00,151 I'm writing a letter to the editor, 245 00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:02,498 or at least a strongly emoji'ed text. 246 00:10:02,532 --> 00:10:04,051 What's got your hair in a knot? 247 00:10:04,086 --> 00:10:06,398 Did you see the romance column today? 248 00:10:06,433 --> 00:10:08,400 There isn't a romance column today. 249 00:10:08,435 --> 00:10:09,505 Back page. 250 00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:18,721 Why should we leap over walls put up by women 251 00:10:18,756 --> 00:10:21,034 as a test of romantic ideals? 252 00:10:21,068 --> 00:10:22,967 Men, can you think of a single woman 253 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:24,865 worth playing these kinds of games for? 254 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:27,316 Here's an idea, Juliet. 255 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:29,421 Tear down this wall. 256 00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:31,941 Ah! 257 00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:34,357 Good response, Addie. 258 00:10:34,392 --> 00:10:36,739 15 is exactly correct. 259 00:10:36,774 --> 00:10:39,224 Note that when responding to a child, 260 00:10:39,259 --> 00:10:42,987 you repeat the correct answer in your response. 261 00:10:43,021 --> 00:10:45,645 Shall we try another mock trial? 262 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,682 Kate? 263 00:10:48,717 --> 00:10:51,512 If you have $5 and you ask your father 264 00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:53,204 for five more dollars, 265 00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:54,861 how many dollars do you have? 266 00:10:54,895 --> 00:10:55,655 $5. 267 00:10:57,139 --> 00:10:59,728 I'm sorry, you don't seem to understand your math. 268 00:10:59,762 --> 00:11:02,834 You don't seem to understand my father. 269 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:15,122 It's a gif. 270 00:11:15,157 --> 00:11:16,641 Of a cat jumping off a bed. 271 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,920 Badly, Kate, trying to say hang in there. 272 00:11:19,955 --> 00:11:21,542 You shouldn't take this personally. 273 00:11:21,577 --> 00:11:23,303 But I love taking things personally. 274 00:11:23,337 --> 00:11:26,996 Besides, his column is a point-on-point attack against mine. 275 00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:28,757 Healthy debate in print is a good thing. 276 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:31,207 It's one of the positives of the news media. 277 00:11:31,242 --> 00:11:34,210 I'll just trash his sanctimonious butt in my next column. 278 00:11:34,245 --> 00:11:36,005 And that's one of the negatives. 279 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,558 Just focus on being you. 280 00:11:37,593 --> 00:11:39,422 I'll try. 281 00:11:39,457 --> 00:11:40,976 Oh, another piece of news, 282 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:44,634 there are two finalists for the Pealy scholarship. 283 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:45,532 I knew that. 284 00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:46,533 Who's the other one? 285 00:11:49,432 --> 00:11:51,365 You have got to be kidding me. 286 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,988 Who is this guy? 287 00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:54,506 You're gonna find out soon enough. 288 00:11:54,541 --> 00:11:57,371 The Pealy committee has asked me to arrange a debate 289 00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:59,028 between the two of you. 290 00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:00,961 Debate? On what? 291 00:12:00,996 --> 00:12:02,963 Focus of your columns. 292 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:04,758 Romance. 293 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:07,002 You get to express your ideas out in public. 294 00:12:07,036 --> 00:12:09,659 It's sort of a tiebreaker for the scholarship. 295 00:12:09,694 --> 00:12:10,488 When? 296 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,317 Last week of October. 297 00:12:12,352 --> 00:12:14,112 I've set up a way for you two 298 00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:16,528 to come out from behind your bylines, 299 00:12:16,563 --> 00:12:20,636 so-to-speak, and to discuss and agree on the debate rules. 300 00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,327 Knives or guns? 301 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,986 Dog. 302 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:30,266 Also trying to hang in there. 303 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:32,752 - Professor Lutton? - Ah, Rose. 304 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,651 A flower by any other name would smell just as sweet. 305 00:12:35,685 --> 00:12:38,412 - Rose? - From the Golden Girls. 306 00:12:38,447 --> 00:12:39,966 Betty White's character? 307 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,208 Ye... 308 00:12:41,243 --> 00:12:43,486 The actress you were named for. 309 00:12:43,521 --> 00:12:45,626 Oh, right, Betty White. 310 00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:46,558 That's me. 311 00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:47,870 What brings you to my office? 312 00:12:47,905 --> 00:12:51,805 Well, I had a question on the text from class. 313 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,186 Niebuhr is quoted as saying- 314 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:54,463 Just outta curiosity, 315 00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:56,465 how many of these course observations 316 00:12:56,499 --> 00:12:58,122 are you going to be doing? 317 00:12:58,156 --> 00:12:59,226 It's been two weeks. 318 00:12:59,261 --> 00:13:00,676 All semester. 319 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:02,229 My company's very thorough. 320 00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:03,921 I guess so. 321 00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:06,613 Sorry to interrupt, Oscar, meeting's been moved to four. 322 00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:07,994 - Thanks. - Hey! 323 00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:11,445 Sorry, I don't think we've met. 324 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,793 Jim Marcus, ancient languages. 325 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,587 - I'm- - Catherine Hepburn. 326 00:13:15,622 --> 00:13:17,244 She's on our Title IX team. 327 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:19,729 We're just going over some stats for the meeting. 328 00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:23,319 I've spotted the loons. 329 00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:26,391 Jim's a great guy, 330 00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:29,049 but he really hates class evaluators 331 00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:31,431 and I wanted him to like you. 332 00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:34,606 Okay. 333 00:13:36,056 --> 00:13:38,334 Good slam, but make it less direct. 334 00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:41,993 One might say romance is dead if one's heart were dead. 335 00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:43,823 Ooh, yeah, that's better. 336 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:49,069 When winter comes, 337 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:52,555 the winter wild that hill and wood shall slay. 338 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,109 When trees shall fall 339 00:13:54,143 --> 00:13:57,491 and starless night devour the sunless day. 340 00:13:57,526 --> 00:13:59,735 When wind is in the deadly east, 341 00:13:59,769 --> 00:14:01,012 then in the bitter rain, 342 00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:03,463 I'll look for the and call to thee. 343 00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:05,706 I'll come to thee again. 344 00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:07,294 Call 911. 345 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:09,089 I think he's having a stroke. 346 00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:10,608 It's not a stroke. 347 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,575 It's the song of the Ents from Lord of the Rings. 348 00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:13,956 Call 911. 349 00:14:13,991 --> 00:14:15,855 I think he's having a nerd stroke. 350 00:14:17,063 --> 00:14:19,928 When winter comes and singing ends, 351 00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:22,068 when darkness falls at last, 352 00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:23,724 when broken is the bear and bow 353 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:26,279 and light and labor passed, 354 00:14:26,313 --> 00:14:28,419 I'll look for thee and wait for thee 355 00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:30,317 until we meet again. 356 00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:33,873 Together we will take the road beneath the bitter rain. 357 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,254 Maybe I'm the one having a stroke. 358 00:14:36,289 --> 00:14:37,946 Tuesday night, 7:00 PM? 359 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,533 I'll check my calendar. 360 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:47,921 Wasn't that the cutest little nerd thing? 361 00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:49,509 You're just jealous. 362 00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:51,373 What's Evlish for "not?" 363 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,968 - Monkey's butt. - Rebuttal? 364 00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:02,039 Yep, rebuttal is three minutes. 365 00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:04,662 I guess that makes sense in a sick sort of way. 366 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,526 Is that a giraffe? 367 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,080 - Duh. - Playing golf. 368 00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:09,909 No, giraffe. 369 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:10,737 How long is his neck? 370 00:15:10,771 --> 00:15:12,014 How long do we speak? 371 00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:13,878 And golf, because golfers say? 372 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,362 - Fore. - Fore! 373 00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:18,365 Four minutes, you couldn't have made a list like a person? 374 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,368 Ew, that sounds so normal. 375 00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:23,094 Is that an elephant? 376 00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:24,716 Huh, no, that one's just for fun. 377 00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:26,546 I want Romeo to like teeter on the edge of bit, 378 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,099 trying to guess what the heck it means. 379 00:15:29,756 --> 00:15:31,068 And he's late. 380 00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,277 Noah. 381 00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:34,140 Hi. 382 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:39,593 Micki. Kate. 383 00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:42,010 Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. 384 00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:43,908 Sorry, I haven't responded yet, it's just- 385 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,737 No, don't worry. 386 00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:47,187 Busy, I know. 387 00:15:47,222 --> 00:15:50,363 Both right? So maybe later. 388 00:15:50,397 --> 00:15:52,882 Yeah. Yeah, I'll text you. 389 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:53,711 Text you back. 390 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,781 Right, right. 391 00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:56,334 So uh. 392 00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:57,439 Go, gotta go. 393 00:15:57,473 --> 00:15:59,372 Yeah, you gotta go. 394 00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:01,443 You cannot toy with that boy. 395 00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:03,134 He has got it bad. 396 00:16:04,653 --> 00:16:07,483 - Still, work before pleasure. - Hmm. 397 00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:10,348 Let's give this Not Your Romeo, his poison first. 398 00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:11,660 You gotta make time for love, babe. 399 00:16:11,694 --> 00:16:12,523 You know where I learned that? 400 00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:14,042 - Hmm? - Your column. 401 00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:15,767 Oh, you've read my column? 402 00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:18,115 No, I'm waiting for the movie. 403 00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:20,289 Um, hello? 404 00:16:20,324 --> 00:16:21,359 About time. 405 00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:22,774 You're Romeo? 406 00:16:22,809 --> 00:16:24,811 No, I'm Hugo. 407 00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:27,987 I mean, do you write the column, Not Your Romeo? 408 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,505 Yeah, that's me. 409 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:30,575 I write that. 410 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,646 I'm the Not Your Romeo guy. 411 00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:35,442 Oh, you are in my Elementary Ed class. 412 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,272 Yeah, that's you, right? 413 00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:38,549 I'm Hugo. 414 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,171 Yeah, I got that the first time. 415 00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:41,793 I uh... 416 00:16:41,828 --> 00:16:43,485 I play lacrosse. 417 00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,073 No kidding. 418 00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:46,764 I always wondered how do you get the stick up in the air 419 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,869 when your knuckles are dragging on the ground? 420 00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:51,562 Nevermind. 421 00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:54,910 Okay, Romeo, let's come to an agreement on debate rules. 422 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,545 The guy's a complete moron. 423 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:11,064 I don't think he can string enough words together 424 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,860 to write his own name, let alone a whole column. 425 00:17:13,894 --> 00:17:15,689 It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. 426 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:16,828 Kate is right. 427 00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:17,864 Don't underestimate him. 428 00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:19,693 Still waters run deep. 429 00:17:19,728 --> 00:17:22,006 I'm gonna mop the floor with those still waters. 430 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,835 Is that really the right attitude to have? 431 00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:24,871 Absolutely. 432 00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,562 He is another human being. 433 00:17:26,597 --> 00:17:30,601 Please, sorry, I'm stuck on the image of Mick mopping, 434 00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:33,155 let alone cleaning anything. 435 00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:34,363 He's stealing my scholarship. 436 00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:36,572 It is not your scholarship. 437 00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:38,436 Can you mop our dorm room with him? 438 00:17:38,471 --> 00:17:40,093 The floor is sticky. 439 00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:41,094 Remember our rule. 440 00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:42,199 If you're gonna be mom, 441 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,786 you can't study with us. Okay, okay. 442 00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:46,272 Unless being mom means bringing homemade snacks. 443 00:17:47,514 --> 00:17:48,791 Oh, cookie score. 444 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:51,277 Why such the bookworm? 445 00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:54,694 Stupid professor gave me a B+ on my last paper. 446 00:17:54,728 --> 00:17:56,420 - So sorry. - Sorry? 447 00:17:56,454 --> 00:17:57,938 What's wrong with a B+? 448 00:17:57,973 --> 00:17:59,837 It's not an A. 449 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:00,941 Right. My bad. 450 00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:14,403 Professor Lutton? 451 00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:16,957 Ah, the intrepid examiner. 452 00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:18,235 You know you had me worried back there. 453 00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:19,753 You take copious notes. 454 00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:21,548 The topic is fascinating. 455 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,447 And the delivery? 456 00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:24,379 Noteworthy. 457 00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:26,829 What can I do for you today? 458 00:18:26,864 --> 00:18:28,831 Well, I, I, I ran into one of the other students 459 00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:31,110 from our class, Toni Sayers? 460 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,353 You need to tell Toni to come to class. 461 00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:35,252 Participation is part of her grade. 462 00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:36,529 I will pass that along. 463 00:18:36,563 --> 00:18:38,738 Anyway, she was saying that you put a note 464 00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:41,154 on one of her essays to ask you 465 00:18:41,189 --> 00:18:43,018 about a poster for an academic fair. 466 00:18:43,052 --> 00:18:44,261 - I said that? - Hmm hmm. 467 00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:45,710 Hmm, must have been a good essay. 468 00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,298 What grade did I give her? An A. 469 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,266 Not sure why it wasn't an A+, to be honest. 470 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,716 We don't give A+'s at this institution. 471 00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:52,683 Oh, right, of course. 472 00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:54,512 So about the academic fair- 473 00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:56,031 Now, Betty, you know, 474 00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,206 I can't talk to you about another student's work. 475 00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,414 - Oh. - FERPA. 476 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:00,242 Oh, right. 477 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,245 Oh, Dr. Johnson, I'll be out in a second. 478 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,937 Oh, have you met Audrey Hepburn? 479 00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:07,732 She's on the Title IX team. 480 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,355 Audrey Hepburn? 481 00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:11,667 Her parents were big Sabrina fans. 482 00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:14,153 - Okay. - Yeah, big Sabrina fans. 483 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,431 Really into teenage witches. 484 00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:18,191 Teenage witches? 485 00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:21,884 Which is clearly a show that Audrey Hepburn was not in. 486 00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:24,922 Okay. 487 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,958 You told the other guy my name was Catherine Hepburn. 488 00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:27,787 I did? 489 00:19:27,821 --> 00:19:28,995 Oh, sorry. 490 00:19:29,029 --> 00:19:30,652 I can't keep my Hepburn's straight. 491 00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:33,344 Hey, it's not easy keeping up a false identity. 492 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,589 Tell me about it. 493 00:19:46,012 --> 00:19:47,255 Just relax your shoulders. 494 00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:49,705 You don't sneak up on a woman with a bow! 495 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:52,156 Yeah, good advice. 496 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,054 What are you doing here? 497 00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:56,747 I just, I wanted to know something. 498 00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:58,438 You never seem to wanna speak to me. 499 00:19:58,473 --> 00:19:59,715 Why? 500 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,339 Are you kidding, Not Your Romeo? 501 00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:03,892 What would we talk about? 502 00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:04,824 We can talk about stuff. 503 00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:06,274 What do you wanna talk about? 504 00:20:06,308 --> 00:20:08,103 I don't know. 505 00:20:08,137 --> 00:20:12,003 Art, poetry, beauty, things you wouldn't understand. 506 00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:12,832 Beauty, huh? 507 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:17,630 I get that I'm not one for art or poetry, 508 00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:20,288 but that doesn't mean I don't know anything about beauty. 509 00:20:20,322 --> 00:20:21,150 May I? 510 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:29,642 For me, it's in nature. 511 00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:33,853 One morning, I was out in the woods, 512 00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:36,338 the sun barely up, 513 00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:41,447 and there was like this mist covering the ground. 514 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,622 I sat at the base of a tree. 515 00:20:47,073 --> 00:20:50,663 Maybe an hour, I don't know. 516 00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:52,112 I lose track of time out there. 517 00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,017 I feel him before I see him, 518 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,157 this deer, 519 00:21:03,538 --> 00:21:04,366 buck, 520 00:21:05,747 --> 00:21:07,058 coming out of the trees. 521 00:21:08,646 --> 00:21:09,992 Antlers at full growth. 522 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:16,275 Muscle thick, tall, majestic. 523 00:21:17,759 --> 00:21:18,829 It's just me and him. 524 00:21:20,589 --> 00:21:22,039 No other sounds. 525 00:21:24,455 --> 00:21:25,801 We make eye contact. 526 00:21:28,563 --> 00:21:30,392 It's like the hush of God's presence. 527 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:32,912 Peace. 528 00:21:34,603 --> 00:21:36,018 Electricity. 529 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,574 Me knowing that deer. 530 00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:42,266 And him knowing me. 531 00:21:44,889 --> 00:21:46,166 A moment outta time. 532 00:21:48,721 --> 00:21:50,067 One shot. 533 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,449 Straight to the heart. 534 00:21:54,174 --> 00:21:55,693 That? 535 00:21:55,728 --> 00:21:56,694 That is beauty. 536 00:21:58,455 --> 00:22:00,319 So don't take this the wrong way, 537 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:05,185 but you are a horrible, horrible human being. 538 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:08,396 Is there a right way to take that? 539 00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:09,258 Here. 540 00:22:10,259 --> 00:22:11,640 Just relax your shoulders. 541 00:22:11,675 --> 00:22:12,710 You'll do just fine. 542 00:22:20,442 --> 00:22:22,651 I never grow tired of that story. 543 00:22:22,686 --> 00:22:24,791 Have you ever seen the original TV movie? 544 00:22:24,826 --> 00:22:25,896 No, I haven't. 545 00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:27,069 I've read the book though. 546 00:22:27,104 --> 00:22:28,174 "A Grief Observed." 547 00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:29,348 Yeah, that's right. 548 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,314 That's right. 549 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,557 I tried to reread it though. 550 00:22:31,591 --> 00:22:33,386 I can't get through it without crying. 551 00:22:34,663 --> 00:22:36,320 I'm not sure I get it. 552 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,115 I mean, intellectually sure. 553 00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:40,635 But from a life standpoint, 554 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,225 I guess I'm too young or haven't lost enough. 555 00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:48,608 I thought I could describe a state. 556 00:22:48,643 --> 00:22:49,885 Make a map of sorrow. 557 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:55,063 Sorrow, however, turns out not to be a state but a process. 558 00:22:55,097 --> 00:22:56,651 Whoa. 559 00:22:56,685 --> 00:22:58,515 Sounds like you understand. 560 00:22:58,549 --> 00:23:00,309 Not understand, 561 00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:01,345 but I do get it. 562 00:23:04,141 --> 00:23:04,969 Who? 563 00:23:06,246 --> 00:23:07,075 My dad. 564 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,319 I was nine. 565 00:23:10,354 --> 00:23:11,182 Sorry. 566 00:23:12,529 --> 00:23:13,771 How'd you deal? 567 00:23:14,945 --> 00:23:16,809 Not all that different from Lewis, 568 00:23:16,843 --> 00:23:19,052 and dealing with the death of his wife. 569 00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:21,020 I was angry for a long time. 570 00:23:22,124 --> 00:23:22,953 At? 571 00:23:24,886 --> 00:23:26,922 God, I guess. 572 00:23:26,957 --> 00:23:29,408 I mean, who else can you blame for cancer? 573 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:32,376 But like Lewis said, it's a process. 574 00:23:33,239 --> 00:23:34,827 Do you miss him? 575 00:23:34,861 --> 00:23:36,484 Sorry, stupid question. 576 00:23:36,518 --> 00:23:38,313 No, no, no, it's okay. 577 00:23:38,347 --> 00:23:39,866 I mean, of course, I do. 578 00:23:39,901 --> 00:23:41,212 He was perfect. 579 00:23:41,247 --> 00:23:42,731 Him and my mom, 580 00:23:42,766 --> 00:23:45,216 if only someday day I can find half of what they had. 581 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,772 I've never really had my faith tested. 582 00:23:48,806 --> 00:23:50,221 Stable home. 583 00:23:50,256 --> 00:23:51,844 No desire to go all prodigal. 584 00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:56,504 Wonder how I'll do when the testing comes? 585 00:23:56,538 --> 00:23:57,366 You'll do fine. 586 00:23:58,851 --> 00:24:00,922 Okay, let's talk about something else. 587 00:24:00,956 --> 00:24:03,787 What, depression and grief isn't romantic enough for you? 588 00:24:03,821 --> 00:24:06,203 Oh, I'll bring that up in the debate. 589 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:08,239 Let's not talk about the debate. 590 00:24:08,274 --> 00:24:09,793 What do you wanna talk about? 591 00:24:10,725 --> 00:24:12,243 Nothing. 592 00:24:12,278 --> 00:24:13,106 Let's just walk. 593 00:24:14,073 --> 00:24:15,108 Yeah. 594 00:24:15,143 --> 00:24:16,524 Sounds perfect. 595 00:24:24,048 --> 00:24:25,153 I'm surprised to see you awake at all. 596 00:24:25,187 --> 00:24:26,637 What time did you sneak in? 597 00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:28,156 Not that late. 598 00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:30,676 And do I want to know what the two of you were doing? 599 00:24:30,710 --> 00:24:32,160 - Talking. - Hmm. 600 00:24:32,194 --> 00:24:33,299 I would say, just talking. 601 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:35,197 But man, we went deep. 602 00:24:35,232 --> 00:24:36,440 You've been seeing each other 603 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,338 for about three weeks every night. 604 00:24:38,373 --> 00:24:41,272 And all he's interested in doing is talking? 605 00:24:41,307 --> 00:24:42,860 I'm not saying that. 606 00:24:42,895 --> 00:24:44,793 I will say he's been the perfect gentleman. 607 00:24:44,828 --> 00:24:46,070 Mm. 608 00:24:46,105 --> 00:24:47,244 You should have taken Lit & Culture with me. 609 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:48,348 Why, is it good? 610 00:24:48,383 --> 00:24:50,109 She's making us read Electra. 611 00:24:50,143 --> 00:24:51,628 Oh, I love Electra. 612 00:24:51,662 --> 00:24:54,216 I know, hence me wanting you there, to copy your notes. 613 00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:55,148 Electra rocks. 614 00:24:55,183 --> 00:24:56,391 She really knew what she wanted. 615 00:24:56,425 --> 00:24:57,634 She killed her mother. 616 00:24:57,668 --> 00:24:59,843 Well, we don't all have mothers like yours. 617 00:24:59,877 --> 00:25:00,671 Excuse me. 618 00:25:01,914 --> 00:25:03,709 Well, if it isn't the romance killer. 619 00:25:03,743 --> 00:25:05,504 Deer killer. 620 00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:06,781 I come unarmed. 621 00:25:06,815 --> 00:25:08,817 And what did you come for? 622 00:25:08,852 --> 00:25:10,094 A truce. 623 00:25:10,129 --> 00:25:12,303 I was hoping this debate thing could, you know, 624 00:25:12,338 --> 00:25:13,477 not come between us all? 625 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,823 There's a between us all? 626 00:25:14,858 --> 00:25:16,169 I didn't know that. 627 00:25:16,204 --> 00:25:17,999 Hugo, dear boy, 628 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:19,483 you can't blast me from the paper 629 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,727 and expect it not to reverberate to real life. 630 00:25:21,761 --> 00:25:23,142 The internet has given too many people 631 00:25:23,176 --> 00:25:24,592 a sense of anonymity. 632 00:25:24,626 --> 00:25:26,386 Life is life, dude. 633 00:25:26,421 --> 00:25:28,388 - But uh. - Spit it out. 634 00:25:28,423 --> 00:25:30,390 You publish your column from a fake name. 635 00:25:30,425 --> 00:25:32,738 So anonymity? 636 00:25:32,772 --> 00:25:34,463 The boy makes his mark. 637 00:25:34,498 --> 00:25:36,707 Good point. Good point. 638 00:25:36,742 --> 00:25:38,744 Okay, then, let's go public. 639 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,921 Attention please for an important announcement. 640 00:25:43,956 --> 00:25:48,063 The mysterious columnist, Juliet, is me. 641 00:25:48,098 --> 00:25:49,720 And Not Your Romeo is none other 642 00:25:49,755 --> 00:25:52,999 than our dear friend, Hugo. 643 00:25:53,034 --> 00:25:56,969 Next month we'll be debating our points of view on romance. 644 00:25:57,003 --> 00:25:58,936 But for your viewing pleasure, 645 00:25:58,971 --> 00:26:01,076 we'll give you a preview of it now. 646 00:26:01,111 --> 00:26:02,215 Hugo. Yeah, go on. 647 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,424 - What, no, I'm- - Chicken? 648 00:26:04,459 --> 00:26:06,634 Afraid to be exposed for the fraud that you are? 649 00:26:06,668 --> 00:26:08,221 Let's have at it. 650 00:26:08,256 --> 00:26:09,637 As you all know, 651 00:26:09,671 --> 00:26:12,191 Romeo has declared that romantic love is a waste of time. 652 00:26:12,225 --> 00:26:13,917 I never, I mean in context- 653 00:26:13,951 --> 00:26:15,504 That's Shakespeare, Austen, Shelly, 654 00:26:15,539 --> 00:26:17,265 and Keats are all hogwash. 655 00:26:17,299 --> 00:26:18,577 His opinion. 656 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:20,993 Does science take his side? 657 00:26:21,027 --> 00:26:24,168 Is Romeo aware that simply reading romance lowers stress, 658 00:26:24,203 --> 00:26:26,032 decreases the chance of heart failure 659 00:26:26,067 --> 00:26:28,483 and increases brain function? 660 00:26:28,517 --> 00:26:30,519 I, I didn't know that. 661 00:26:30,554 --> 00:26:33,592 Hmm, so what do you know, Romeo? 662 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:35,421 Why are you so afraid of romance? 663 00:26:35,455 --> 00:26:37,803 Because it's a confidence boost for women? 664 00:26:37,837 --> 00:26:39,598 Are you afraid of confident women? 665 00:26:41,047 --> 00:26:43,291 I can list the benefits of romantic love all day. 666 00:26:43,325 --> 00:26:45,017 Can you give me one negative? 667 00:26:46,570 --> 00:26:47,364 I don't wanna do this. 668 00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:49,262 Just give it a shot. 669 00:26:49,297 --> 00:26:53,163 - Um, Plato. - What about Plato? 670 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:56,615 He thought that romantic love was, well, horrific 671 00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,271 and what it made people do. 672 00:26:58,306 --> 00:27:00,377 So your argument is that Plato doesn't like love? 673 00:27:00,411 --> 00:27:02,206 - Well no, he did. - Did or didn't? 674 00:27:02,241 --> 00:27:03,207 Make up your mind. 675 00:27:04,381 --> 00:27:07,487 He did like love, just not romantic love. 676 00:27:07,522 --> 00:27:10,939 For him, brotherly love was more ideal. 677 00:27:10,974 --> 00:27:12,458 Hmm. 678 00:27:12,492 --> 00:27:14,529 Well it sounds like poor Plato got friend zoned too much. 679 00:27:14,563 --> 00:27:16,082 He couldn't get a girlfriend. 680 00:27:16,117 --> 00:27:18,429 So he decided love without romance was the real deal. 681 00:27:18,464 --> 00:27:19,258 What about you? 682 00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:20,569 Friend zoned too much? 683 00:27:20,604 --> 00:27:22,468 Is that why you're so bitter towards women? 684 00:27:22,502 --> 00:27:24,194 Micki, come on. 685 00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:25,954 Now that we've exposed Not Your Romeo, 686 00:27:25,989 --> 00:27:27,507 let's really expose him. 687 00:27:27,542 --> 00:27:29,268 Have a girlfriend, Hugo? 688 00:27:29,302 --> 00:27:30,856 Ever have a girlfriend? 689 00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:33,203 Ever talk to a girl? Hmm? 690 00:27:36,206 --> 00:27:38,173 Just as I thought. 691 00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:40,486 Repression is not a good basis for an opinion! 692 00:27:42,212 --> 00:27:44,421 This debate is gonna be a whole lot easier than I thought. 693 00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:46,250 I don't think you had to be so personal. 694 00:27:46,285 --> 00:27:48,528 Oh, everything is personal in love and war. 695 00:27:48,563 --> 00:27:49,909 Felt a bit more like war. 696 00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:52,947 Who are you looking at? 697 00:27:52,981 --> 00:27:54,880 Noah, he's gone. 698 00:27:56,502 --> 00:27:57,330 Oh, well. 699 00:28:05,131 --> 00:28:06,477 Prof, you said you need to see me? 700 00:28:06,512 --> 00:28:08,100 Oh, Betty, glad you could make it. 701 00:28:08,134 --> 00:28:09,653 Look who's come for a visit. 702 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:12,967 - Yeah. - Dr. Linda West. 703 00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:14,934 The Dr. Linda West, 704 00:28:14,969 --> 00:28:17,834 President of the ECEEA. 705 00:28:17,868 --> 00:28:19,111 The uh? 706 00:28:19,145 --> 00:28:22,424 East Coast Educational Evaluators Association. 707 00:28:22,459 --> 00:28:24,564 Your accreditor. 708 00:28:24,599 --> 00:28:28,776 Right, the old ECAE... 709 00:28:28,810 --> 00:28:30,294 A. 710 00:28:30,329 --> 00:28:32,711 Dr. West, I don't think we've ever officially met. 711 00:28:33,781 --> 00:28:35,679 I don't think we have. 712 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,958 And there's a very good reason for that. 713 00:28:38,993 --> 00:28:40,408 Yes, there is. 714 00:28:40,442 --> 00:28:44,412 I was just elected. 715 00:28:44,446 --> 00:28:47,070 I have not been able to visit your chapter. 716 00:28:47,104 --> 00:28:48,174 I am so sorry. 717 00:28:48,209 --> 00:28:49,451 Oh right, sure. 718 00:28:49,486 --> 00:28:50,970 Of course, that is why we haven't met. 719 00:28:51,005 --> 00:28:51,799 Hmm. 720 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,905 What chapter are you from? 721 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:57,908 Oh, you know the one that covers this area? 722 00:28:57,943 --> 00:29:00,428 Bloom's Pedagogical Division 723 00:29:00,462 --> 00:29:05,019 or the Kentucky Accurate Assessment Association? 724 00:29:05,053 --> 00:29:07,021 That first one, the Blooms thing. 725 00:29:07,055 --> 00:29:08,643 Oh, good. 726 00:29:08,677 --> 00:29:11,611 We have so much to talk about. 727 00:29:11,646 --> 00:29:13,061 Oh, oh, yummy. 728 00:29:13,096 --> 00:29:15,581 All this insider talk is making me feel lost. 729 00:29:15,615 --> 00:29:17,203 We do not wanna make you feel left out. 730 00:29:17,238 --> 00:29:18,929 So why don't we talk about something else? 731 00:29:18,964 --> 00:29:20,172 No, no, no, no. 732 00:29:20,206 --> 00:29:22,450 I enjoy seeing you in your environment. 733 00:29:22,484 --> 00:29:25,073 Please, make yourselves comfortable. 734 00:29:28,421 --> 00:29:29,664 She said if we needed an ice cream break, 735 00:29:29,698 --> 00:29:31,183 she picked up something from the store. 736 00:29:31,217 --> 00:29:32,115 How much did she get? 737 00:29:32,149 --> 00:29:33,668 Well, she says all of it. 738 00:29:33,702 --> 00:29:35,843 - What flavors did she get? - What flavors did she get? 739 00:29:37,534 --> 00:29:39,570 Well, she says all of them. 740 00:29:39,605 --> 00:29:41,055 Must have been a rough afternoon. 741 00:29:41,089 --> 00:29:42,781 Yeah, or something. 742 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:45,093 Hey, girls aren't allowed on this floor past- 743 00:29:45,128 --> 00:29:45,991 How dare you! 744 00:29:46,025 --> 00:29:47,475 That is so offensive. 745 00:29:47,509 --> 00:29:48,717 I'm not a girl. I, I- 746 00:29:48,752 --> 00:29:49,718 - I'm a woman. - I, I- 747 00:29:49,753 --> 00:29:51,306 Shame! Shame! 748 00:29:52,307 --> 00:29:54,413 Wha, I gotta go. 749 00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:57,381 He does have a point. 750 00:29:57,416 --> 00:29:58,451 It is after 11. 751 00:29:58,486 --> 00:29:59,694 Well, yeah, I know, 752 00:29:59,728 --> 00:30:01,523 but I wanna celebrate our victory over Romeo. 753 00:30:01,558 --> 00:30:03,180 And I want Noah in on the celebration. 754 00:30:03,215 --> 00:30:04,803 You just want Noah so you can- 755 00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:05,873 Oh no, no, no, no, don't say it. 756 00:30:05,907 --> 00:30:07,460 Or no ice cream for you. 757 00:30:07,495 --> 00:30:08,979 Lips sealed. 758 00:30:09,014 --> 00:30:11,810 But I do think you went a little overboard with Hugo. 759 00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,363 Yeah, I know. 760 00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:14,916 I kind of got caught in the moment and went all stupid. 761 00:30:14,951 --> 00:30:16,504 But I'll apologize to him next time I see him. 762 00:30:16,538 --> 00:30:19,024 But party first, apology second. 763 00:30:19,058 --> 00:30:20,542 Think your boy toy could have met us someplace 764 00:30:20,577 --> 00:30:21,958 a little less disgusting? 765 00:30:21,992 --> 00:30:23,511 Well, he hasn't answered any of my texts. 766 00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:25,478 So the mountain has come to him. 767 00:30:25,513 --> 00:30:26,307 Wait, wait, hold on. 768 00:30:26,341 --> 00:30:27,239 I think this is it. 769 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,379 What are you doing here? 770 00:30:29,413 --> 00:30:30,173 Girls aren't allowed on the floor. 771 00:30:30,207 --> 00:30:31,657 Not a girl, woman. 772 00:30:31,691 --> 00:30:33,762 Yeah, that covers it, shame, whatever. 773 00:30:33,797 --> 00:30:35,385 We are here to celebrate. 774 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:36,696 Celebrate what? 775 00:30:36,731 --> 00:30:38,181 My victory today. 776 00:30:38,215 --> 00:30:39,665 You mean when you embarrassed that guy 777 00:30:39,699 --> 00:30:41,218 in front of the whole campus? 778 00:30:41,253 --> 00:30:42,495 Was that fun? 779 00:30:42,530 --> 00:30:43,807 - Fun? - To hurt someone? 780 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,636 He didn't ask to be treated like that. 781 00:30:45,671 --> 00:30:47,155 I don't feel like having this conversation. 782 00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:48,398 Please, go. 783 00:30:48,432 --> 00:30:49,502 No, I'm not going until we talk this out. 784 00:30:49,537 --> 00:30:51,056 Hey, I have an idea. 785 00:30:51,090 --> 00:30:53,196 How about we talk this out a little more out of sight? 786 00:30:53,230 --> 00:30:54,749 Don't go in there. 787 00:30:54,783 --> 00:30:56,268 Oh, don't tell me you have a girl in your room? 788 00:30:56,302 --> 00:30:59,202 I just got done talking about not girl woman thing. 789 00:30:59,236 --> 00:31:01,238 How are we supposed to make progress whe- 790 00:31:01,273 --> 00:31:04,069 Uh, either he does have a girl in his room 791 00:31:04,103 --> 00:31:06,899 or that pile of clothes is possessed. 792 00:31:06,934 --> 00:31:08,625 Noah? 793 00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:10,213 That's not a girl. 794 00:31:10,247 --> 00:31:11,455 It's my roommate. 795 00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:13,492 Then why is he hiding? 796 00:31:13,526 --> 00:31:15,666 Crap, I wish it was a girl. 797 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,774 Hugo, come out, come out wherever you are. 798 00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:22,881 Your roommates with Romeo? 799 00:31:24,468 --> 00:31:26,643 Oh, I think it's a little worse than that. 800 00:31:28,093 --> 00:31:30,095 You wanna know why Hugo is so poor at the debate? 801 00:31:30,129 --> 00:31:31,268 He's not our guy. 802 00:31:32,338 --> 00:31:33,926 This is another Romeo column. 803 00:31:34,789 --> 00:31:36,756 Your handwriting. 804 00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:38,172 What gives? 805 00:31:38,206 --> 00:31:39,345 Tell her. 806 00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:40,588 She's a little slow on the uptake. 807 00:31:42,417 --> 00:31:46,007 Hugo's not Not Your Romeo. 808 00:31:46,042 --> 00:31:47,077 He is. 809 00:31:48,665 --> 00:31:49,735 When I went to the debate prep meeting, 810 00:31:49,769 --> 00:31:51,288 I saw it was you, 811 00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:52,669 that you were Juliet. 812 00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:56,328 I didn't want to jeopardize, whatever. 813 00:31:56,362 --> 00:31:58,882 So I sent Hugo in to pretend to be me. 814 00:32:00,194 --> 00:32:01,264 Well... 815 00:32:01,298 --> 00:32:03,507 Consider our whatever jeopardized. 816 00:32:03,542 --> 00:32:04,439 That's a pretty good idea 817 00:32:04,474 --> 00:32:05,924 now that I've seen the real you. 818 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,166 Seen the real me? 819 00:32:07,201 --> 00:32:08,719 I opened up to you about my father. 820 00:32:08,754 --> 00:32:10,514 Things that nobody else knows about. 821 00:32:10,549 --> 00:32:11,930 And the whole time you were lying to me 822 00:32:11,964 --> 00:32:12,931 about who you were? 823 00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:14,242 I wasn't lying. 824 00:32:14,277 --> 00:32:15,795 Oh so what? 825 00:32:15,830 --> 00:32:17,728 Dating me was just a way to get a leg up on the debate? 826 00:32:17,763 --> 00:32:18,591 You. 827 00:32:20,214 --> 00:32:23,182 I thought you were. 828 00:32:32,364 --> 00:32:33,986 Who? 829 00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:35,574 What was his name again? 830 00:32:35,608 --> 00:32:37,783 I can't remember. 831 00:32:37,817 --> 00:32:40,682 ♪ You told me I was special ♪ 832 00:32:40,717 --> 00:32:44,410 ♪ Didn't mean it or whatever ♪ 833 00:32:44,445 --> 00:32:47,724 ♪ I may have been sore ♪ 834 00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:52,039 ♪ But I'm staring to feel better ♪ 835 00:32:52,073 --> 00:32:53,799 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 836 00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:55,594 ♪ I'm living up the dream ♪ 837 00:32:55,628 --> 00:32:59,046 ♪ The sky's the limit and I've got other responsibilities ♪ 838 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,668 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 839 00:33:00,702 --> 00:33:02,532 ♪ It's time to do my thing ♪ 840 00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:05,776 ♪ Raise my voice and sing ♪ 841 00:33:05,811 --> 00:33:07,399 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 842 00:33:07,433 --> 00:33:10,333 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 843 00:33:10,367 --> 00:33:12,749 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 844 00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:14,371 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 845 00:33:14,406 --> 00:33:17,202 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 846 00:33:17,236 --> 00:33:19,135 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 847 00:33:28,316 --> 00:33:31,733 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 848 00:33:31,768 --> 00:33:33,321 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 849 00:33:33,356 --> 00:33:34,978 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 850 00:33:38,775 --> 00:33:41,157 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 851 00:33:41,191 --> 00:33:44,125 I've just never seen you so well groomed 852 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,541 Well, one should never neglect personal hygiene. 853 00:33:46,576 --> 00:33:48,509 Cleanliness is next to godliness. 854 00:33:48,543 --> 00:33:49,820 Right. 855 00:33:49,855 --> 00:33:51,098 Roommate for three years, 856 00:33:51,132 --> 00:33:53,652 and not once did I see you make your bed. 857 00:33:53,686 --> 00:33:55,654 I don't know what you're talking about. 858 00:33:55,688 --> 00:33:58,277 Has she been dressing like this every day? 859 00:33:58,312 --> 00:34:00,141 Hmm, every day. 860 00:34:00,176 --> 00:34:01,280 She did the laundry. 861 00:34:01,315 --> 00:34:02,178 Mopped the floors. 862 00:34:02,212 --> 00:34:04,283 Scrubbed the toilets. 863 00:34:04,318 --> 00:34:05,388 I'm really frightened. 864 00:34:05,422 --> 00:34:06,941 Okay, um, yeah. 865 00:34:06,975 --> 00:34:09,564 And these are? 866 00:34:09,599 --> 00:34:11,049 Potential plans for the future. 867 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:12,740 Organized by cost, 868 00:34:12,774 --> 00:34:15,260 time for delivery and feasibility in the current climate. 869 00:34:15,294 --> 00:34:19,022 Hack into his financial aid and double his student loans? 870 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:22,198 Hire an assassin on the dark web? 871 00:34:22,232 --> 00:34:24,303 Develop an immunity to iocaine powder 872 00:34:24,338 --> 00:34:26,995 and challenge him to a battle of wits? 873 00:34:27,030 --> 00:34:29,377 Yeah, I should put that one over here. 874 00:34:29,412 --> 00:34:30,620 It's gonna take too much time. 875 00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:32,346 Wow, you are really hurting. 876 00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:35,142 This level of organization is well like, 877 00:34:35,176 --> 00:34:36,315 your mother. I know. 878 00:34:37,592 --> 00:34:38,766 My rock bottom. Hey! 879 00:34:39,732 --> 00:34:41,182 No offense. 880 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:44,151 It's just he hurt me. 881 00:34:44,185 --> 00:34:46,187 Is it wrong to fantasize about hurting him back? 882 00:34:46,222 --> 00:34:48,051 As long as it stays in the world of fantasy. 883 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,880 Well, the real world solutions on the right. 884 00:34:49,915 --> 00:34:51,054 Fantasy on the left. 885 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,366 When are you coming back to campus? 886 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,332 I'm not. 887 00:34:53,367 --> 00:34:54,609 I've got a new career goal. 888 00:34:54,644 --> 00:34:56,094 What? Destroy Noah? 889 00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:58,061 Well, people have had fulfilling lives at less. 890 00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,580 What happened to the carefree girl 891 00:34:59,614 --> 00:35:01,547 that danced across campus? 892 00:35:01,582 --> 00:35:04,309 I guess she found out people were watching after all. 893 00:35:05,965 --> 00:35:08,071 So the men win again? 894 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,279 What you talking about, Willis? 895 00:35:09,314 --> 00:35:10,660 Noah is on campus living his life 896 00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:11,454 like nothing ever happened. 897 00:35:11,488 --> 00:35:12,696 He won. 898 00:35:12,731 --> 00:35:14,215 He destroyed you. He did not. 899 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:18,081 But it's okay because you as a weak, feeble female, 900 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,118 it was inevitable to end this way. 901 00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:21,257 You can't goad me. 902 00:35:24,398 --> 00:35:25,606 Okay, what should I do? 903 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,090 Okay, go back to your life. 904 00:35:27,953 --> 00:35:29,713 Good point. 905 00:35:29,748 --> 00:35:32,095 Besides, then I can gear up for the debate 906 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,546 and humiliate him publicly. 907 00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:36,099 Good plan, Kate. 908 00:35:50,734 --> 00:35:52,046 Fancy meeting you here. 909 00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:54,738 You sent me a note saying, 910 00:35:54,773 --> 00:35:56,188 will you meet me at the archery range? 911 00:35:56,223 --> 00:35:57,914 Yeah, that was me. 912 00:35:57,948 --> 00:36:00,365 Which you threw at me as a paper airplane 913 00:36:00,399 --> 00:36:02,056 during a lecture like an eight-year-old. 914 00:36:02,090 --> 00:36:04,162 That is a bit of an exaggeration. 915 00:36:05,093 --> 00:36:06,164 Will you meet me? 916 00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:07,544 Check box, yes or no? 917 00:36:07,579 --> 00:36:08,925 You even wrote it in crayon. 918 00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,340 Well, it's Elementary Ed 919 00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:12,860 and I turn into a third grader in Elementary Ed. 920 00:36:12,894 --> 00:36:14,620 What do you want? 921 00:36:14,655 --> 00:36:17,002 - Micki's miserable. - Good! 922 00:36:17,036 --> 00:36:19,660 She's miserable because she really, really likes Noah 923 00:36:19,694 --> 00:36:21,040 and she has a hard time hating someone 924 00:36:21,075 --> 00:36:22,594 that she really, really likes. 925 00:36:22,628 --> 00:36:23,767 Double good. 926 00:36:23,802 --> 00:36:25,493 Right. So how's Noah? 927 00:36:27,633 --> 00:36:28,634 That's what I thought. 928 00:36:28,669 --> 00:36:30,188 They're supposed to be together. 929 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:31,810 When they're apart, they're miserable. 930 00:36:31,844 --> 00:36:34,606 And as long as they are miserable, I'm miserable. 931 00:36:35,779 --> 00:36:37,540 So what do you supposed to do about it? 932 00:36:37,574 --> 00:36:39,783 Easy. 933 00:36:39,818 --> 00:36:41,682 We bring them together. 934 00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:52,969 Shh! 935 00:36:56,731 --> 00:36:58,630 Whatever happens though, don't leave me. 936 00:36:58,664 --> 00:37:00,425 I'm not gonna leave you with some creepy guy 937 00:37:00,459 --> 00:37:01,840 as your study partner. 938 00:37:01,874 --> 00:37:03,151 Right and to be clear, 939 00:37:03,186 --> 00:37:04,808 he was assigned to me for the project. 940 00:37:04,843 --> 00:37:05,844 Not my choice. 941 00:37:05,878 --> 00:37:07,086 Yeah, I got you. 942 00:37:07,121 --> 00:37:08,743 Okay and sorry in advance. 943 00:37:08,778 --> 00:37:10,469 Sorry? For? 944 00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:14,370 What do you want? 945 00:37:14,404 --> 00:37:17,787 I believe you've met Hugo from my Elementary Ed class. 946 00:37:17,821 --> 00:37:20,755 He's the creepy guy I have to do the project with? 947 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:22,585 I'm the creepy guy. 948 00:37:22,619 --> 00:37:24,621 And why is loiter-sack with him? 949 00:37:24,656 --> 00:37:26,761 Because I don't wanna be alone with you two. 950 00:37:26,796 --> 00:37:28,660 I see why you didn't tell me who you were meeting. 951 00:37:28,694 --> 00:37:29,661 I'm out. 952 00:37:29,695 --> 00:37:32,353 Dude, I'm invoking bro code. 953 00:37:32,388 --> 00:37:33,630 - Well, I'm out. - No, no, no. 954 00:37:33,665 --> 00:37:36,357 I have to stay and when a girl needs a friend... 955 00:37:36,392 --> 00:37:37,496 - Okay. - Hey. 956 00:37:45,539 --> 00:37:46,919 I feel sad for you. 957 00:37:46,954 --> 00:37:48,887 No sense of romance. 958 00:37:48,921 --> 00:37:50,406 Did you know that for most of history, 959 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:52,856 society thought of love as a horrible sickness? 960 00:37:52,891 --> 00:37:54,133 Really? 961 00:37:54,168 --> 00:37:54,927 A disease that makes someone want to live 962 00:37:54,962 --> 00:37:55,687 for another person? 963 00:37:55,721 --> 00:37:56,998 Sounds awful. 964 00:37:57,033 --> 00:37:58,586 It drives people to make stupid decisions. 965 00:37:58,621 --> 00:37:59,656 It drives people to do more 966 00:37:59,691 --> 00:38:00,933 than ever thought they could. 967 00:38:00,968 --> 00:38:02,694 - Take Romeo and Juliet- - That's not a romance! 968 00:38:02,728 --> 00:38:03,695 It's a tragedy. 969 00:38:03,729 --> 00:38:04,937 Their love was cut short. 970 00:38:04,972 --> 00:38:06,214 Because they made stupid decisions. 971 00:38:06,249 --> 00:38:07,146 Juliet should have married the man 972 00:38:07,181 --> 00:38:08,665 her father picked for her. 973 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:10,771 Oh, and live in a tragedy rather than die in a tragedy? 974 00:38:10,805 --> 00:38:12,082 Is that what you think? 975 00:38:12,117 --> 00:38:13,429 We should go back to arranged marriages? 976 00:38:13,463 --> 00:38:14,395 There are our worse things. 977 00:38:14,430 --> 00:38:15,879 - Uh, guys. - Oh, wow. 978 00:38:15,914 --> 00:38:17,398 Too bad we didn't stay together. 979 00:38:17,433 --> 00:38:19,538 I bet my dad could've gotten two cows and a chicken for me. 980 00:38:19,573 --> 00:38:20,746 - Don't oversell yourself. - Noah. 981 00:38:20,781 --> 00:38:22,403 And don't undervalue freedom for women 982 00:38:22,438 --> 00:38:23,611 to choose their mate. 983 00:38:23,646 --> 00:38:24,578 There are still plenty of countries 984 00:38:24,612 --> 00:38:26,062 that sell women like cattle. 985 00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:28,064 - I'm not saying that! - Then what are you saying? 986 00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:29,652 What I've been saying all along. 987 00:38:29,686 --> 00:38:32,137 Romance makes people do stupid stuff. 988 00:38:32,171 --> 00:38:34,139 - Like you dating me? - Like me dating you! 989 00:38:54,193 --> 00:38:55,471 They let you publish this? 990 00:38:55,505 --> 00:38:57,680 She practically forced them to. 991 00:38:57,714 --> 00:39:02,029 "Why all men are nauseating, a partial listing." 992 00:39:02,063 --> 00:39:03,962 It is two pages long. 993 00:39:03,996 --> 00:39:06,033 Yeah, that's why I said partial list. 994 00:39:06,067 --> 00:39:09,070 She has united the women and men. 995 00:39:09,105 --> 00:39:10,278 They both hate the paper. 996 00:39:10,313 --> 00:39:12,764 - Oh honey. - I know, I know! 997 00:39:12,798 --> 00:39:14,352 I was just so mad. 998 00:39:14,386 --> 00:39:15,870 Don't make her angry. 999 00:39:15,905 --> 00:39:18,183 You wouldn't like her when she writes when she's angry. 1000 00:39:18,217 --> 00:39:19,184 Thanks a lot. 1001 00:39:20,530 --> 00:39:22,946 Anyone up for breakfast at Tiffany's? 1002 00:39:22,981 --> 00:39:24,016 Oh, sorry, girls. 1003 00:39:24,051 --> 00:39:25,259 But you are on your own tonight. 1004 00:39:25,293 --> 00:39:27,330 I have been invited to a university fundraiser. 1005 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,021 Oh, are we meeting teacher? 1006 00:39:29,056 --> 00:39:31,955 No, I mean, he will be there, but not like that. 1007 00:39:31,990 --> 00:39:34,510 Does he still think you're one of the Hepburns? 1008 00:39:34,544 --> 00:39:38,341 Yes, he is having a hard time keeping his lies straight. 1009 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,274 I'm having trouble keeping up. 1010 00:39:40,308 --> 00:39:42,449 Mick, breakfast at Tiffany's? 1011 00:39:42,483 --> 00:39:44,968 Can't, just thought of more things to add the list. 1012 00:39:45,003 --> 00:39:47,074 This column is a two-parter. 1013 00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:50,560 Keep an eye on her. 1014 00:40:09,717 --> 00:40:12,340 I'm sorry, where am I supposed to park? 1015 00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:14,170 Uh, you don't park, ma'am. 1016 00:40:14,204 --> 00:40:15,033 I park. 1017 00:40:17,242 --> 00:40:18,208 Oh, right. 1018 00:40:18,243 --> 00:40:19,382 Of course. 1019 00:41:01,044 --> 00:41:04,220 Audrey, Oscar was just telling me about you. 1020 00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:06,291 Right, I'm Audrey. 1021 00:41:06,325 --> 00:41:07,534 Of course, I am. 1022 00:41:07,568 --> 00:41:08,673 And you are? 1023 00:41:08,707 --> 00:41:10,226 Oh, so sorry. 1024 00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:14,851 Grace, Francis, president. 1025 00:41:15,611 --> 00:41:17,405 Of the university. 1026 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,234 Oh, right. Sorry. 1027 00:41:18,268 --> 00:41:19,373 Right, uh. 1028 00:41:19,407 --> 00:41:20,547 So very nice to meet you. 1029 00:41:20,581 --> 00:41:22,825 Pleasure is all mine. 1030 00:41:22,859 --> 00:41:25,483 Oscar says you are considering 1031 00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:28,831 a donation of a significant size. 1032 00:41:28,865 --> 00:41:30,108 Donation to? 1033 00:41:31,592 --> 00:41:33,456 Oh, right, I am at a fundraisers. 1034 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,838 You must tell me more about your father. 1035 00:41:35,872 --> 00:41:37,149 Hmm? 1036 00:41:37,184 --> 00:41:39,531 Oscar says he was a big Honeymooners fan. 1037 00:41:39,566 --> 00:41:41,222 That's why they named you Audrey. 1038 00:41:41,257 --> 00:41:42,845 I'm sorry, I'm not tracking. 1039 00:41:42,879 --> 00:41:44,812 Audrey Meadows. 1040 00:41:44,847 --> 00:41:48,678 Your dad, the founder of Meadows Meats. 1041 00:41:48,713 --> 00:41:50,162 I'm sorry. 1042 00:41:50,197 --> 00:41:52,820 You are Audrey Meadows? 1043 00:41:55,789 --> 00:41:57,066 To the moon, Oscar. 1044 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,481 To the moon. 1045 00:42:01,242 --> 00:42:02,865 Can't believe I agreed to this. 1046 00:42:02,899 --> 00:42:04,383 Your mother said get you outta the house. 1047 00:42:04,418 --> 00:42:05,868 This is out of the house. 1048 00:42:05,902 --> 00:42:07,386 Besides, you've been looking forward to the screening 1049 00:42:07,421 --> 00:42:09,181 of you know, for ages. 1050 00:42:09,216 --> 00:42:11,080 The Bakshi animated Lord of the Rings? 1051 00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:12,633 On the big screen? 1052 00:42:12,668 --> 00:42:14,255 You're right, I'm excited. 1053 00:42:14,290 --> 00:42:15,533 Here's our row. 1054 00:42:16,706 --> 00:42:18,328 Noah and Hugo? 1055 00:42:18,363 --> 00:42:19,571 You have got to be kidding me. 1056 00:42:19,606 --> 00:42:21,193 I am so out of here. 1057 00:42:21,228 --> 00:42:22,609 Whoa. 1058 00:42:22,643 --> 00:42:23,817 This will not be in theaters again in our lifetime. 1059 00:42:23,851 --> 00:42:25,681 And we are gonna sit someplace- 1060 00:42:25,715 --> 00:42:28,856 No, because this place is packed and these are our seats. 1061 00:42:28,891 --> 00:42:30,686 So come on, don't let him win. 1062 00:42:31,825 --> 00:42:34,482 Excuse us. 1063 00:42:34,517 --> 00:42:36,036 Excuse me. 1064 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:40,627 You guys want some popcorn? 1065 00:42:40,661 --> 00:42:41,559 - No. - No! 1066 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:43,146 I'd love some, starving. 1067 00:42:43,181 --> 00:42:44,665 Didn't have anything for dinner except, 1068 00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:47,081 you know, sarcasm and rants against men. 1069 00:42:47,116 --> 00:42:48,496 You had a double decker burger. 1070 00:42:48,531 --> 00:42:49,705 Rants make me hungry. 1071 00:42:51,016 --> 00:42:51,914 I'll split it with ya. 1072 00:42:53,605 --> 00:42:55,262 - Do you mind? - Yes, I do. 1073 00:42:55,296 --> 00:42:56,366 Switch seats with me. 1074 00:42:56,401 --> 00:42:58,092 - What? - Switch seats with me. 1075 00:42:58,127 --> 00:43:00,060 So I can get as much of that free popcorn as I want. 1076 00:43:00,094 --> 00:43:01,475 I'm not switching seats with you. 1077 00:43:01,509 --> 00:43:03,304 - Hey, sit down. - Yeah. 1078 00:43:03,339 --> 00:43:05,824 Dude, you are getting between me and free food. 1079 00:43:05,859 --> 00:43:07,170 Switch! Move it. 1080 00:43:07,205 --> 00:43:08,447 Okay. Okay. 1081 00:43:13,970 --> 00:43:15,489 Well played. 1082 00:43:15,523 --> 00:43:18,216 Oh, yeah, no, I just really like popcorn. 1083 00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:20,011 You know, the armrest is not solely for you. 1084 00:43:20,045 --> 00:43:20,943 Not yours either. 1085 00:43:20,977 --> 00:43:22,220 I paid just as much as you did. 1086 00:43:22,254 --> 00:43:23,773 Come on. 1087 00:43:23,808 --> 00:43:28,157 I've waited 10 years to see this movie on the big screen. 1088 00:43:28,191 --> 00:43:30,090 Great, got a manspreader next to me. 1089 00:43:30,124 --> 00:43:31,332 Oh, you want me to manspread? 1090 00:43:31,367 --> 00:43:32,713 How's this? 1091 00:43:32,748 --> 00:43:33,645 Typical. 1092 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:34,681 Of course, I'm typical. 1093 00:43:34,715 --> 00:43:35,820 All men are the same to you. 1094 00:43:35,854 --> 00:43:38,201 I mean it, shut up. 1095 00:43:38,236 --> 00:43:40,548 Why don't I mansplain what manspreading is to you? 1096 00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:42,102 It's when a man- 1097 00:43:42,136 --> 00:43:43,759 You know, I'm gonna take some of that popcorn now. 1098 00:43:43,793 --> 00:43:44,829 Whoa. 1099 00:43:44,863 --> 00:43:46,589 - This means war. - Hey! 1100 00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:54,390 When you say banned for life, 1101 00:43:54,424 --> 00:43:57,358 do you mean my life or your life? 1102 00:44:00,085 --> 00:44:00,879 Dang it. 1103 00:44:01,811 --> 00:44:03,330 I really liked this theater. 1104 00:44:12,615 --> 00:44:14,479 Plan C it is. 1105 00:44:19,035 --> 00:44:19,967 And the yellow? 1106 00:44:21,348 --> 00:44:23,419 People who think I'm Audrey Hepburn. 1107 00:44:23,453 --> 00:44:24,938 Well, the first layer is people 1108 00:44:24,972 --> 00:44:26,146 who think I'm Audrey Hepburn. 1109 00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:28,942 The second layer are people connected 1110 00:44:28,976 --> 00:44:32,808 to the first who think, well, might think so. 1111 00:44:32,842 --> 00:44:35,431 - This is a lot of lies. - I know. 1112 00:44:35,465 --> 00:44:36,708 Think I have enough yarn? 1113 00:44:36,743 --> 00:44:38,676 Not nearly. 1114 00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:42,369 Wait, 500,000 for the Meadows Complex? 1115 00:44:42,403 --> 00:44:45,027 We might be funding a new athletic center. 1116 00:44:45,061 --> 00:44:47,132 Reminds me, you weren't planning on using both your kidneys, 1117 00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:48,513 were you? 1118 00:44:48,547 --> 00:44:50,446 Mom, this is too much. 1119 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,619 I know. 1120 00:44:51,654 --> 00:44:53,000 You should be ashamed of yourself. 1121 00:44:53,035 --> 00:44:53,967 Me? 1122 00:44:54,001 --> 00:44:55,278 I said do one crazy thing. 1123 00:44:55,313 --> 00:44:56,245 One. 1124 00:44:56,279 --> 00:44:57,936 It is like potato chips. 1125 00:44:57,971 --> 00:44:59,766 You can't stop at one. 1126 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,561 Well, I'll donate Kate's liver. 1127 00:45:02,596 --> 00:45:04,253 Why, you still think she's setting you up? 1128 00:45:04,287 --> 00:45:05,772 Something's going on with her. 1129 00:45:05,806 --> 00:45:08,153 Maybe she just wants you happy. 1130 00:45:08,188 --> 00:45:09,016 Maybe. 1131 00:45:09,914 --> 00:45:11,191 Purple? 1132 00:45:11,225 --> 00:45:13,538 People think my name is Toni Sayers. 1133 00:45:13,572 --> 00:45:15,264 I'm the only one that connects to. 1134 00:45:15,298 --> 00:45:17,438 Special bond of mother and daughter. 1135 00:45:24,687 --> 00:45:27,069 I adore when professor Michael speaks. 1136 00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:28,449 Don't be mean. 1137 00:45:28,484 --> 00:45:30,141 He's diagnosed with narcolepsy. 1138 00:45:30,175 --> 00:45:31,556 It's not his fault. 1139 00:45:31,590 --> 00:45:33,213 Well, we get to sleep through his talks. 1140 00:45:33,247 --> 00:45:35,284 It's only fair that he gets to, as well. 1141 00:45:36,526 --> 00:45:37,700 Oh, hey, Hugo! 1142 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,633 Wait up! Kate, what are you doing? 1143 00:45:39,667 --> 00:45:40,841 Listen up. 1144 00:45:40,876 --> 00:45:41,911 Because I'm only going to admit this once 1145 00:45:41,946 --> 00:45:43,395 and you are clueless. 1146 00:45:43,430 --> 00:45:44,603 I like Hugo. 1147 00:45:44,638 --> 00:45:46,433 Like, like him, okay? 1148 00:45:46,467 --> 00:45:48,331 And I've been trying to get his attention all week. 1149 00:45:48,366 --> 00:45:50,126 And you've been blowing it. 1150 00:45:50,161 --> 00:45:51,714 - Come on. - No, no, no, serious face. 1151 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,267 Believe me. 1152 00:45:53,302 --> 00:45:55,580 We are going to walk across campus together. 1153 00:45:55,614 --> 00:45:56,754 Oh, no. 1154 00:45:56,788 --> 00:45:57,720 And you are not going to cause a scene. 1155 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:58,514 I repeat not. I'm not going- 1156 00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:00,516 Going to cause a scene 1157 00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:02,069 because you owe me this one. 1158 00:46:02,104 --> 00:46:03,208 Hmm? 1159 00:46:03,243 --> 00:46:04,071 - Fine. - Fine. 1160 00:46:09,283 --> 00:46:10,353 I think she bought it. 1161 00:46:12,735 --> 00:46:13,771 Well, they're not fighting. 1162 00:46:13,805 --> 00:46:15,462 So far so good. 1163 00:46:15,496 --> 00:46:16,325 Yeah. 1164 00:46:17,326 --> 00:46:18,120 You look cold. 1165 00:46:18,154 --> 00:46:19,155 Here, take this. 1166 00:46:19,190 --> 00:46:20,018 - No, thanks. - No, no, no. 1167 00:46:20,053 --> 00:46:20,847 I'm fine. 1168 00:46:22,365 --> 00:46:25,127 It's the kind of thing a guy would do for a lady he likes. 1169 00:46:25,161 --> 00:46:26,611 Right. Right. 1170 00:46:26,645 --> 00:46:27,474 Here. 1171 00:46:29,441 --> 00:46:31,789 Crap, it might be real. 1172 00:46:31,823 --> 00:46:33,514 I was afraid of that. 1173 00:46:33,549 --> 00:46:35,171 We gotta sell this, right? 1174 00:46:35,206 --> 00:46:36,034 Good point. 1175 00:46:37,277 --> 00:46:40,245 Hugo doesn't fall easy, but when he does. 1176 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,557 Neither does Kate. 1177 00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:44,077 She has a general disdain for romance. 1178 00:46:44,111 --> 00:46:45,354 Hates my column. 1179 00:46:45,388 --> 00:46:47,908 Which makes her a good sounding board for it. 1180 00:46:47,943 --> 00:46:50,083 If we really wanna sell it. 1181 00:46:56,261 --> 00:46:57,642 Hugo loves your column. 1182 00:46:57,676 --> 00:46:58,816 You're kidding? 1183 00:46:58,850 --> 00:47:00,369 He's the reason I wrote mine. 1184 00:47:00,403 --> 00:47:02,060 Came out of our arguments. 1185 00:47:02,095 --> 00:47:03,959 Still haven't won him over. 1186 00:47:03,993 --> 00:47:06,099 The dude's favorite movie is The Notebook. 1187 00:47:07,755 --> 00:47:09,723 Kate said he was a hunter. 1188 00:47:09,757 --> 00:47:11,000 So? 1189 00:47:11,035 --> 00:47:13,278 People have been hunting since the dawn of time. 1190 00:47:13,313 --> 00:47:14,970 You don't think people with big hearts existed 1191 00:47:15,004 --> 00:47:17,869 before vegetarianism became a fad? 1192 00:47:17,904 --> 00:47:19,871 I'm just saying it doesn't fit the image. 1193 00:47:19,906 --> 00:47:21,045 Stereotype much? 1194 00:47:22,287 --> 00:47:23,668 I promised Kate we wouldn't fight. 1195 00:47:23,702 --> 00:47:25,877 How about we don't talk at all? 1196 00:47:25,912 --> 00:47:27,189 It's a deal. 1197 00:47:34,886 --> 00:47:36,439 Sure it won't hurt your romance when I 1198 00:47:36,474 --> 00:47:38,476 destroy Hugo's best friend tonight? 1199 00:47:38,510 --> 00:47:40,788 Ha, I was actually hoping the two of you 1200 00:47:40,823 --> 00:47:42,929 would end this whole debate thing by now. 1201 00:47:42,963 --> 00:47:44,689 Not in your life. 1202 00:47:44,723 --> 00:47:47,623 In a few hours, I get me some payback. 1203 00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:49,176 Getting ready for a sound check. 1204 00:47:49,211 --> 00:47:51,696 Please speak in the volume you plan on using tonight. 1205 00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:55,079 Crushing defeat volume. 1206 00:47:55,113 --> 00:47:55,907 Got it? 1207 00:47:57,012 --> 00:47:58,530 Hold on, Mick. 1208 00:47:59,393 --> 00:48:00,187 Something's up. 1209 00:48:01,982 --> 00:48:04,329 - We have to cancel. - What's going on? 1210 00:48:04,364 --> 00:48:06,676 My folks? They um. 1211 00:48:06,711 --> 00:48:08,437 His parents were in a car accident. 1212 00:48:08,471 --> 00:48:10,059 He's texting his brother right now. 1213 00:48:10,094 --> 00:48:11,474 Gosh, are they okay? 1214 00:48:11,509 --> 00:48:13,649 We don't, they were taken to the hospital. 1215 00:48:13,683 --> 00:48:14,995 Greg's been trying to get me... 1216 00:48:16,134 --> 00:48:17,032 We have to cancel. Daddy? 1217 00:48:20,759 --> 00:48:22,140 It's gonna be okay. 1218 00:48:22,175 --> 00:48:23,072 It's gonna be okay. 1219 00:48:24,867 --> 00:48:26,317 Daddy! 1220 00:48:27,974 --> 00:48:29,320 - I have a car. - Can I borrow it? 1221 00:48:29,354 --> 00:48:30,252 You're in no condition. 1222 00:48:30,286 --> 00:48:31,529 I'll drive. 1223 00:48:31,563 --> 00:48:33,565 - It's four hours away. - I said I'm driving. 1224 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:34,773 Get him packed. 1225 00:48:34,808 --> 00:48:36,051 Make sure he has things like a phone, 1226 00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:37,707 a wallet, overnight stuff. Got it. 1227 00:48:39,261 --> 00:48:40,779 Tell Murrow, I'll get mom's car. 1228 00:48:40,814 --> 00:48:43,472 Okay, yeah, but we'll first, we'll just... 1229 00:49:16,815 --> 00:49:19,025 - Thanks. - No problem. 1230 00:49:20,095 --> 00:49:22,166 You sure you're gonna be okay? 1231 00:49:24,651 --> 00:49:27,171 Yeah, my brother will take me home. 1232 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,761 Well, text me with any updates 1233 00:49:31,796 --> 00:49:35,213 and I'll see you back on campus. 1234 00:49:39,907 --> 00:49:41,254 I don't... 1235 00:49:41,288 --> 00:49:42,841 I mean... 1236 00:49:42,876 --> 00:49:44,360 That's what friends are for. 1237 00:50:13,907 --> 00:50:18,808 ♪ When I'm in pieces ♪ 1238 00:50:18,843 --> 00:50:23,365 ♪ You find a way to put me back together ♪ 1239 00:50:23,399 --> 00:50:27,783 ♪ I kept it a secret ♪ 1240 00:50:27,817 --> 00:50:32,305 ♪ So nobody knew that I could be better ♪ 1241 00:50:32,339 --> 00:50:36,930 ♪ So will you hold on when I can't be strong ♪ 1242 00:50:36,964 --> 00:50:41,555 ♪ There's nothing left to do on my own ♪ 1243 00:50:41,590 --> 00:50:43,661 ♪ I'm holding my breath ♪ 1244 00:50:43,695 --> 00:50:45,973 ♪ I'm giving my best ♪ 1245 00:50:46,008 --> 00:50:50,116 ♪ But I can't do this without you ♪ 1246 00:50:51,669 --> 00:50:52,980 Hey, any word? 1247 00:50:55,362 --> 00:50:57,295 - They're out of the woods. - Okay. 1248 00:50:57,330 --> 00:50:59,228 His dad's home already. 1249 00:50:59,263 --> 00:51:00,747 His mom comes home tomorrow. 1250 00:51:00,781 --> 00:51:02,369 Oh, thank God. 1251 00:51:02,404 --> 00:51:05,096 Noah's gonna stay there for another week, 1252 00:51:05,131 --> 00:51:06,028 help Greg out. 1253 00:51:09,583 --> 00:51:13,070 Notice how we pray a lot more when bad things happen? 1254 00:51:15,037 --> 00:51:16,038 Lewis's megaphone. 1255 00:51:17,557 --> 00:51:21,664 Except when I was angry at Noah, I stopped praying. 1256 00:51:21,699 --> 00:51:24,184 I didn't talk to God at all. 1257 00:51:26,359 --> 00:51:27,739 Why do you think that is? 1258 00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:31,191 Because I knew in my heart, 1259 00:51:31,226 --> 00:51:33,573 that God would tell me to just grow up. 1260 00:51:40,373 --> 00:51:42,651 ♪ I need you beside me ♪ 1261 00:51:42,685 --> 00:51:44,998 ♪ I'm tired of fighting ♪ 1262 00:51:45,032 --> 00:51:49,313 ♪ I just want to be right where you are ♪ 1263 00:51:49,347 --> 00:51:51,694 ♪ 'Cause right now I'm drowning ♪ 1264 00:51:51,729 --> 00:51:54,076 ♪ I'm lucky you found me ♪ 1265 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:58,287 ♪ You pick me up when my world falls apart ♪ 1266 00:52:03,258 --> 00:52:04,328 - Mom? - Huh? 1267 00:52:04,362 --> 00:52:06,019 Tell me again how you met dad. 1268 00:52:06,053 --> 00:52:07,503 Oh, boy. 1269 00:52:07,538 --> 00:52:11,749 I was doing books for the company he worked for. 1270 00:52:11,783 --> 00:52:13,060 I had to go into the office 1271 00:52:13,095 --> 00:52:15,891 because he was missing receipts from a trip. 1272 00:52:15,925 --> 00:52:17,410 Now, hold on. 1273 00:52:17,444 --> 00:52:19,412 I thought you said you met dad at an office party. 1274 00:52:19,446 --> 00:52:21,138 No, the Christmas party 1275 00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:24,279 was when I realized that I was in love with your father. 1276 00:52:24,313 --> 00:52:26,143 I met him in his office. 1277 00:52:26,177 --> 00:52:28,835 I always thought this was a love at first sight thing. 1278 00:52:28,869 --> 00:52:31,217 Oh, heavens, no. 1279 00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:33,633 Your dad was so irritating when I met him. 1280 00:52:33,667 --> 00:52:37,154 He could not hold onto a receipt to save his life. 1281 00:52:37,188 --> 00:52:38,638 How? 1282 00:52:38,672 --> 00:52:41,537 How long did you know him before you guys fell in love? 1283 00:52:41,572 --> 00:52:43,988 It was about six months for me. 1284 00:52:44,022 --> 00:52:48,199 Well, he says it was love from day one for him, 1285 00:52:48,234 --> 00:52:49,131 which I doubt. 1286 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,789 I was his nemesis. 1287 00:52:51,823 --> 00:52:54,895 Can't see you two as nemeses, nemosis 1288 00:52:54,930 --> 00:52:56,242 or whatever. 1289 00:52:56,276 --> 00:52:58,485 Well I dogged him so bad. 1290 00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,453 He claimed after the fact 1291 00:53:00,487 --> 00:53:02,109 that he was sloppy with the books 1292 00:53:02,144 --> 00:53:05,527 just to get me to see him all the time. 1293 00:53:05,561 --> 00:53:07,045 But it wasn't true? 1294 00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,702 Oh, he could not keep his checking account straight 1295 00:53:08,737 --> 00:53:10,290 after we were married, so no. 1296 00:53:11,533 --> 00:53:13,914 Can't see you two as opposites in anything. 1297 00:53:13,949 --> 00:53:16,538 Product of a selective memory, hun. 1298 00:53:16,572 --> 00:53:17,470 Think about it. 1299 00:53:17,504 --> 00:53:18,850 And I am sure you will remember 1300 00:53:18,885 --> 00:53:21,301 all kinds of ways that we did not align. 1301 00:53:22,544 --> 00:53:23,821 I thought you guys were in love. 1302 00:53:23,855 --> 00:53:24,684 We were, 1303 00:53:26,133 --> 00:53:28,584 just not the kind of love you're thinking about. 1304 00:53:28,619 --> 00:53:31,415 See, romance stories are just misleading 1305 00:53:31,449 --> 00:53:34,211 'cause they're all about how two people get together. 1306 00:53:35,350 --> 00:53:37,869 Okay, but isn't that what romance is? 1307 00:53:37,904 --> 00:53:40,182 I mean, Romeo sees Juliet across the room 1308 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:42,115 and his heart is gone. 1309 00:53:42,149 --> 00:53:44,704 Ah, until the next week when he realizes 1310 00:53:44,738 --> 00:53:48,363 Juliet farts, snores and hogs the blankets. 1311 00:53:48,397 --> 00:53:49,778 I didn't realize you hated romance. 1312 00:53:49,812 --> 00:53:51,642 I love romance. 1313 00:53:51,676 --> 00:53:53,540 Just not that cotton candy kind. 1314 00:53:54,990 --> 00:53:59,546 Real romance is two people working on themselves, 1315 00:54:00,685 --> 00:54:01,583 on their relationship with each other, 1316 00:54:01,617 --> 00:54:02,894 on their relationship with God. 1317 00:54:02,929 --> 00:54:04,068 But love shouldn't be work. 1318 00:54:04,102 --> 00:54:06,277 But love is work. 1319 00:54:06,312 --> 00:54:07,796 A willingness to work. 1320 00:54:08,797 --> 00:54:11,248 God loves us, yeah? Duh. 1321 00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:12,904 Easy for Him? 1322 00:54:14,699 --> 00:54:16,287 Point taken. 1323 00:54:16,322 --> 00:54:18,013 We certainly don't make it easy. 1324 00:54:18,047 --> 00:54:18,910 Umm hmm. 1325 00:54:20,118 --> 00:54:22,155 So have you hated my column this whole time? 1326 00:54:22,189 --> 00:54:24,157 Oh, I adore your column. 1327 00:54:25,538 --> 00:54:28,230 Just thought it was naive. Hmm. 1328 00:54:29,404 --> 00:54:32,061 Almost as naive as Noah's responses. 1329 00:54:33,511 --> 00:54:36,100 Ah, which reminds me I need to continue 1330 00:54:36,134 --> 00:54:39,931 removing the detritus of my own naivete. 1331 00:54:39,966 --> 00:54:42,382 What you gonna do once that wall is cleaned up? 1332 00:54:43,556 --> 00:54:45,730 Make an appointment with my professor. 1333 00:54:45,765 --> 00:54:47,180 - Eh. - Hmm hmm. 1334 00:54:58,087 --> 00:54:58,916 Hey! 1335 00:55:00,227 --> 00:55:01,298 Hey. 1336 00:55:01,332 --> 00:55:03,645 So, you're back? 1337 00:55:03,679 --> 00:55:06,441 Apparently, I have a big debate to attend tomorrow. 1338 00:55:06,475 --> 00:55:08,546 Oh, of course. 1339 00:55:08,581 --> 00:55:09,961 Saw the video of your mom. 1340 00:55:09,996 --> 00:55:11,377 She's moving around real good. 1341 00:55:11,411 --> 00:55:13,033 Ready for the dance floor. 1342 00:55:13,068 --> 00:55:14,828 Got your likes. 1343 00:55:14,863 --> 00:55:16,623 Mom laughed at your comment. 1344 00:55:16,658 --> 00:55:17,624 It was stupid. 1345 00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:20,420 Good to see her laughing. 1346 00:55:22,422 --> 00:55:24,907 So I've been... Yeah. 1347 00:55:26,046 --> 00:55:26,875 Yeah, me too. 1348 00:55:27,910 --> 00:55:28,739 Listen. 1349 00:55:29,774 --> 00:55:30,810 Thank you for everything. 1350 00:55:30,844 --> 00:55:31,845 Oh, it's nothing. 1351 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,364 Anyone would- No, listen. 1352 00:55:35,090 --> 00:55:37,541 Thank you, for everything. 1353 00:55:38,783 --> 00:55:41,821 You're welcome. 1354 00:55:44,237 --> 00:55:48,724 So that stupid promise to do one wild thing snowballed. 1355 00:55:48,759 --> 00:55:50,588 I have no idea why I kept it up. 1356 00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:53,902 Thank you for telling me. 1357 00:55:53,936 --> 00:55:55,731 You don't seem too surprised. 1358 00:55:55,766 --> 00:55:56,698 Oh, no. 1359 00:55:56,732 --> 00:55:58,320 I knew who you were all along. 1360 00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,839 That first day in the hall, 1361 00:55:59,873 --> 00:56:02,497 you showed me your form with the room number on it and- 1362 00:56:02,531 --> 00:56:04,499 And my name was on the form. 1363 00:56:04,533 --> 00:56:05,948 Your name was on the form. 1364 00:56:05,983 --> 00:56:08,226 And you didn't say anything because? 1365 00:56:08,261 --> 00:56:09,745 Well, I was a little confused 1366 00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:11,298 when you didn't answer the roll call, 1367 00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:13,508 but, uh, you were just so cute 1368 00:56:13,542 --> 00:56:15,164 when you told me you were Betty White. 1369 00:56:15,199 --> 00:56:17,201 I'm so embarrassed. 1370 00:56:17,235 --> 00:56:18,478 Wait, hold up. 1371 00:56:18,513 --> 00:56:20,446 You told people I was other people. 1372 00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,137 Oh yeah, that was fun. 1373 00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:23,069 Don't worry. 1374 00:56:23,103 --> 00:56:24,622 They were all all in on it. 1375 00:56:24,657 --> 00:56:26,486 Nobody thinks you're either Katherine or Audrey Hepburn. 1376 00:56:26,521 --> 00:56:28,212 Or Audrey Meadows. 1377 00:56:28,246 --> 00:56:29,938 No, the president does think you're the heir 1378 00:56:29,972 --> 00:56:31,042 to the Meadows fortune. 1379 00:56:31,077 --> 00:56:32,285 Oh, that's okay. 1380 00:56:32,319 --> 00:56:33,873 My daughter doesn't need her kidneys. 1381 00:56:33,907 --> 00:56:35,115 One more confession. 1382 00:56:36,289 --> 00:56:38,187 I haven't read any of your essays. 1383 00:56:38,222 --> 00:56:40,155 Oh, that cannot be quality instruction. 1384 00:56:40,189 --> 00:56:43,917 I sensed a chemistry between us, 1385 00:56:43,952 --> 00:56:45,160 wouldn't be right to grade you. 1386 00:56:45,194 --> 00:56:48,577 So I had Dr. Marcus grade all your essays. 1387 00:56:48,612 --> 00:56:49,406 Nobel of you. 1388 00:56:50,683 --> 00:56:52,961 He thinks you have potential. 1389 00:56:52,995 --> 00:56:54,031 He has taste. 1390 00:56:55,964 --> 00:56:58,518 Followed by two minutes of rebuttal. 1391 00:56:58,553 --> 00:57:00,451 And then we'll end with five minutes summations. 1392 00:57:00,486 --> 00:57:02,039 Good? 1393 00:57:02,073 --> 00:57:02,902 All right. 1394 00:57:02,936 --> 00:57:03,765 Micki? 1395 00:57:04,973 --> 00:57:05,767 Call it. 1396 00:57:05,801 --> 00:57:06,630 Heads. 1397 00:57:08,183 --> 00:57:10,496 Heads it is, your choice. 1398 00:57:10,530 --> 00:57:11,358 I go first. 1399 00:57:12,843 --> 00:57:13,844 Have a good debate. 1400 00:57:16,191 --> 00:57:17,468 Break a leg. 1401 00:57:17,503 --> 00:57:18,331 You, too. 1402 00:57:19,505 --> 00:57:21,265 Hey, before this turns into whatever, 1403 00:57:21,299 --> 00:57:22,956 you free Monday night? 1404 00:57:22,991 --> 00:57:25,234 Wow, that's a distraction tactic. 1405 00:57:25,269 --> 00:57:26,753 No, not a date. 1406 00:57:26,788 --> 00:57:28,997 Sorry, I found a copy of Bakshi's Lord of the Rings 1407 00:57:29,031 --> 00:57:30,930 and Gary, my friend over in media, 1408 00:57:30,964 --> 00:57:33,035 says the screening room is open on Monday. 1409 00:57:34,036 --> 00:57:35,106 Just for you, not me. 1410 00:57:35,141 --> 00:57:36,349 Not a date. 1411 00:57:36,383 --> 00:57:37,454 A chance for you to see it on the big screen. 1412 00:57:37,488 --> 00:57:40,215 'Cause I kind of ruined the last- 1413 00:57:41,665 --> 00:57:42,459 Nevermind. 1414 00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:43,287 This was stupid. 1415 00:57:43,321 --> 00:57:44,530 No, it's sweet. 1416 00:57:45,427 --> 00:57:46,255 Thank you. 1417 00:57:47,533 --> 00:57:48,706 Without further ado, 1418 00:57:48,741 --> 00:57:50,915 Mikayla Sayers and Noah Haynes. 1419 00:57:53,539 --> 00:57:54,678 Opening statements. 1420 00:57:54,712 --> 00:57:55,782 Sayers will begin. 1421 00:57:56,749 --> 00:57:58,129 Thank you, Dr. Murrow. 1422 00:57:58,164 --> 00:58:00,373 And thank you all for attending. 1423 00:58:00,407 --> 00:58:02,893 And thank you Noah for helping me change my mind 1424 00:58:02,927 --> 00:58:04,135 about what to do tonight. 1425 00:58:05,343 --> 00:58:08,864 Before I begin, I never apologized to Hugo. 1426 00:58:08,899 --> 00:58:10,970 What I did that day in the student center was mean 1427 00:58:11,004 --> 00:58:12,765 and uncalled for. 1428 00:58:12,799 --> 00:58:13,766 Please forgive me. 1429 00:58:17,804 --> 00:58:20,911 Tonight, we are here to debate romance. 1430 00:58:22,119 --> 00:58:23,361 We each hope to destroy the other 1431 00:58:23,396 --> 00:58:25,571 through our verbal gymnastics. 1432 00:58:25,605 --> 00:58:27,400 Two orators enter the ring, 1433 00:58:27,434 --> 00:58:30,127 only one gets out alive. 1434 00:58:30,161 --> 00:58:32,854 The entire idea of what we're doing here tonight 1435 00:58:32,888 --> 00:58:35,960 proves that we have no clue what we're talking about. 1436 00:58:35,995 --> 00:58:40,344 The very idea of love is, is not this. 1437 00:58:40,378 --> 00:58:43,554 Love is not about crushing the other. 1438 00:58:43,589 --> 00:58:44,935 It's not about bragging rights, 1439 00:58:44,969 --> 00:58:47,178 who's right or even who's best. 1440 00:58:47,213 --> 00:58:50,388 Tearing someone down, demanding a surrender, 1441 00:58:50,423 --> 00:58:52,114 that isn't love. 1442 00:58:52,149 --> 00:58:54,082 It's not about winning. 1443 00:58:54,116 --> 00:58:57,326 If there is winning and losing in love, then it isn't love. 1444 00:58:58,465 --> 00:59:02,055 So maybe we should stop looking for romance 1445 00:59:02,090 --> 00:59:03,574 and look for love instead. 1446 00:59:04,748 --> 00:59:06,853 Because love is about communication. 1447 00:59:06,888 --> 00:59:09,442 It's about listening more than talking. 1448 00:59:09,476 --> 00:59:11,996 Love is about the other. 1449 00:59:12,031 --> 00:59:14,551 Love is about what's best for all. 1450 00:59:14,585 --> 00:59:15,724 Love believes. 1451 00:59:15,759 --> 00:59:16,863 Love hopes. 1452 00:59:18,175 --> 00:59:20,798 So, here's my proposal. 1453 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,420 Let's skip the debate. 1454 00:59:22,455 --> 00:59:25,078 Admit right now that it's pointless. 1455 00:59:25,113 --> 00:59:28,116 Instead, let's have a conversation, 1456 00:59:28,150 --> 00:59:30,705 starting with, I don't know, 1457 00:59:30,739 --> 00:59:33,121 starting with, here's what I hope, 1458 00:59:33,155 --> 00:59:35,364 starting with, what do you think? 1459 00:59:36,814 --> 00:59:39,679 So, what do you think? 1460 00:59:43,165 --> 00:59:44,546 Let's do it. 1461 00:59:55,212 --> 00:59:56,696 Okay, scary time. 1462 00:59:56,731 --> 00:59:57,594 Listening. 1463 00:59:57,628 --> 00:59:59,423 You all talk to us. 1464 00:59:59,457 --> 01:00:00,597 What is love? 1465 01:00:02,564 --> 01:00:03,807 She's serious. 1466 01:00:03,841 --> 01:00:05,325 Tell us what you're thinking. 1467 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,257 What is love? 1468 01:00:08,363 --> 01:00:11,469 I mean, God, right? 1469 01:00:11,504 --> 01:00:12,816 Safe answer. 1470 01:00:12,850 --> 01:00:14,541 Let's go deeper. 1471 01:00:14,576 --> 01:00:16,302 My grandfather. 1472 01:00:16,336 --> 01:00:17,544 What about him? 1473 01:00:17,579 --> 01:00:19,581 He left everything to come to this country. 1474 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:22,480 I mean, everything, just to give his family a better life. 1475 01:00:22,515 --> 01:00:24,862 Sacrifice, yeah, now, we're talking. 1476 01:00:24,897 --> 01:00:26,692 And that ties into your safe answer, right? 1477 01:00:26,726 --> 01:00:28,245 Love sacrifices. 1478 01:00:29,142 --> 01:00:30,350 What else have ya got? 1479 01:00:30,385 --> 01:00:31,938 Where you going? 1480 01:00:31,973 --> 01:00:32,767 They got this. 1481 01:00:32,801 --> 01:00:34,216 Our work here is done. 1482 01:00:34,251 --> 01:00:35,562 Oh, okay. 1483 01:00:35,597 --> 01:00:37,530 Well, what does that mean? 1484 01:00:37,564 --> 01:00:38,807 It means we don't have to pretend 1485 01:00:38,842 --> 01:00:40,775 to like each other anymore. 1486 01:00:40,809 --> 01:00:42,880 Thank you for your service. 1487 01:00:43,985 --> 01:00:45,227 Oh. 1488 01:00:58,793 --> 01:01:00,001 Oh. 1489 01:01:03,936 --> 01:01:05,523 Your kid is doing great. 1490 01:01:05,558 --> 01:01:06,697 You should really be proud. 1491 01:01:06,732 --> 01:01:09,182 Oh, I am, very much so. 1492 01:01:09,217 --> 01:01:11,150 Listen, all this talk of romance, 1493 01:01:11,184 --> 01:01:13,462 I feel like there's something I should clear up. 1494 01:01:13,497 --> 01:01:14,601 Oh, and just when our relationship 1495 01:01:14,636 --> 01:01:16,224 was starting to feel so normal. 1496 01:01:16,258 --> 01:01:18,916 Yeah, okay, um. 1497 01:01:18,951 --> 01:01:22,782 You said earlier something about chemistry between us 1498 01:01:22,817 --> 01:01:24,957 and I kind of let that slide. 1499 01:01:24,991 --> 01:01:29,409 The thing is, yes, there is this chemistry, 1500 01:01:29,444 --> 01:01:30,652 but I can't, 1501 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:32,654 it has been a while since my husband died 1502 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:36,244 and I am getting there, but I am just not there yet. 1503 01:01:36,278 --> 01:01:37,210 No, I'm sorry. 1504 01:01:37,245 --> 01:01:39,488 I should have been more clear. 1505 01:01:39,523 --> 01:01:41,111 I can't date you. 1506 01:01:41,145 --> 01:01:42,629 I'm your professor. 1507 01:01:42,664 --> 01:01:47,255 Ethics apply, even students who are closer to my own age. 1508 01:01:48,187 --> 01:01:49,464 Right, of course. 1509 01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:51,017 I just didn't wanna read too much into- 1510 01:01:51,052 --> 01:01:53,848 As long as you're in my class, well then- 1511 01:01:53,882 --> 01:01:54,987 No, message received. 1512 01:01:59,474 --> 01:02:00,751 Just do me one favor. 1513 01:02:00,786 --> 01:02:01,614 Of course. 1514 01:02:03,961 --> 01:02:05,963 Don't take my class next semester. 1515 01:02:11,417 --> 01:02:15,490 I can do that. 1516 01:02:24,361 --> 01:02:25,534 Hey, there. 1517 01:02:25,569 --> 01:02:26,673 Thanks for coming. 1518 01:02:26,708 --> 01:02:27,640 Good talk last night. 1519 01:02:27,674 --> 01:02:29,297 So much better than a debate. 1520 01:02:29,331 --> 01:02:30,850 Yeah, I thought so too. 1521 01:02:30,885 --> 01:02:32,714 And congratulations on the scholarship. 1522 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:34,612 Prof Murrow called me this morning with the news. 1523 01:02:34,647 --> 01:02:36,097 Noah, I'm so sorry. 1524 01:02:36,131 --> 01:02:38,133 If I learned anything from our debate, 1525 01:02:38,168 --> 01:02:39,514 it's to be happy for you. 1526 01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:40,757 Thanks. 1527 01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:41,930 So? So. 1528 01:02:41,965 --> 01:02:44,105 Not at all awkward. 1529 01:02:44,139 --> 01:02:45,554 I'll start. 1530 01:02:45,589 --> 01:02:47,729 I'm hoping you asked to meet, to maybe talk about us? 1531 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,731 Yeah, I'm not ready to dive back 1532 01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:51,284 into a boyfriend girlfriend thing. 1533 01:02:51,319 --> 01:02:52,838 I mean, there's still a lot I need to think about. 1534 01:02:52,872 --> 01:02:54,494 Right, no, me, too. 1535 01:02:54,529 --> 01:02:56,876 But I was hoping maybe we could start again 1536 01:02:56,911 --> 01:02:58,533 with a clean slate. 1537 01:02:58,567 --> 01:03:00,190 Can the clean slate begin with dinner? 1538 01:03:00,224 --> 01:03:01,536 It's like you read my mind. 1539 01:03:01,570 --> 01:03:02,744 You did ask to meet at the bistro 1540 01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:04,642 so it wasn't that far of a leap. 1541 01:03:06,472 --> 01:03:07,956 Oh, and just to clarify, 1542 01:03:07,991 --> 01:03:09,337 that quote from the day we met, 1543 01:03:09,371 --> 01:03:11,649 it's Silmarillion, I checked. 1544 01:03:11,684 --> 01:03:13,513 At least I was right that it was Tolkien. 1545 01:03:13,548 --> 01:03:14,791 You were right. 1546 01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:16,793 It was Tolkien from the start! 1547 01:03:16,827 --> 01:03:18,415 Hey, uh, nerds. 1548 01:03:18,449 --> 01:03:19,554 Go get your own table. 1549 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:23,696 Yeah, we are so out of here. 1550 01:03:23,730 --> 01:03:25,836 Yeah, let's go. 1551 01:03:25,871 --> 01:03:27,286 They are such book geeks. 1552 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:30,185 So now, where were we? 1553 01:03:30,220 --> 01:03:31,808 Favorite archers in literature, 1554 01:03:31,842 --> 01:03:34,086 left off with Katniss. Legolas. 1555 01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:35,639 No way. 1556 01:03:35,673 --> 01:03:36,882 You only thought of that because of the book nerds. 1557 01:03:36,916 --> 01:03:38,469 Uh, so? Your turn. 1558 01:03:40,437 --> 01:03:41,887 Clint Barton. 1559 01:03:41,921 --> 01:03:43,854 Do comics really count as literature? 1560 01:03:43,889 --> 01:03:45,062 Duh. 1561 01:03:45,097 --> 01:03:46,305 Just because you add art to the words 1562 01:03:46,339 --> 01:03:47,858 doesn't make the words any less literature. 1563 01:03:47,893 --> 01:03:49,032 Fine, Susan Pevensie. 1564 01:03:49,998 --> 01:03:51,172 Nerd. 1565 01:05:38,900 --> 01:05:40,522 Who? 1566 01:05:40,557 --> 01:05:42,110 What was his name again? 1567 01:05:42,145 --> 01:05:44,147 I can't remember. 1568 01:05:44,181 --> 01:05:47,219 ♪ You told me I was special ♪ 1569 01:05:47,253 --> 01:05:50,947 ♪ Didn't mean it or whatever ♪ 1570 01:05:50,981 --> 01:05:54,329 ♪ I may have been sore ♪ 1571 01:05:54,364 --> 01:05:58,678 ♪ But I'm starting to feel better ♪ 1572 01:05:58,713 --> 01:06:00,301 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1573 01:06:00,335 --> 01:06:02,061 ♪ I'm living up the dream ♪ 1574 01:06:02,096 --> 01:06:05,513 ♪ The sky's the limit and I got other responsibilities ♪ 1575 01:06:05,547 --> 01:06:07,204 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1576 01:06:07,239 --> 01:06:09,068 ♪ It's time to do my thing ♪ 1577 01:06:09,103 --> 01:06:12,278 ♪ Raise my voice and sing ♪ 1578 01:06:12,313 --> 01:06:13,970 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1579 01:06:14,004 --> 01:06:16,765 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1580 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:19,251 ♪ I'm signing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1581 01:06:19,285 --> 01:06:20,942 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1582 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:23,772 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1583 01:06:23,807 --> 01:06:25,878 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1584 01:06:33,058 --> 01:06:35,957 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1585 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:39,788 ♪ I don't need you no more, ever ♪ 1586 01:06:39,823 --> 01:06:42,895 ♪ Cruising in my own lane ♪ 1587 01:06:42,929 --> 01:06:47,210 ♪ Finally got it all together ♪ 1588 01:06:47,244 --> 01:06:49,005 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1589 01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:50,799 ♪ I'm living up the dream ♪ 1590 01:06:50,834 --> 01:06:54,182 ♪ The sky's the limit and I got other responsibilities ♪ 1591 01:06:54,217 --> 01:06:55,908 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1592 01:06:55,942 --> 01:06:57,806 ♪ It's time to do my thing ♪ 1593 01:06:57,841 --> 01:07:00,775 ♪ Raise my voice and sing ♪ 1594 01:07:00,809 --> 01:07:02,673 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1595 01:07:02,708 --> 01:07:05,504 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1596 01:07:05,538 --> 01:07:07,713 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1597 01:07:07,747 --> 01:07:09,611 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1598 01:07:09,646 --> 01:07:12,442 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1599 01:07:12,476 --> 01:07:14,375 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1600 01:07:16,515 --> 01:07:19,863 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1601 01:07:19,897 --> 01:07:21,623 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1602 01:07:21,658 --> 01:07:22,969 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1603 01:07:26,973 --> 01:07:28,561 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1604 01:07:28,596 --> 01:07:29,942 ♪ I try to save face ♪ 1605 01:07:29,976 --> 01:07:32,048 ♪ But you're not worth my second chances ♪ 1606 01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:35,603 ♪ So baby, you've been holding me for ransom ♪ 1607 01:07:35,637 --> 01:07:38,985 ♪ It's so much better alone with me, myself and I ♪ 1608 01:07:39,020 --> 01:07:43,990 ♪ So I'm gonna keep singing, bye, baby, bye ♪ 1609 01:07:46,338 --> 01:07:47,718 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1610 01:07:51,377 --> 01:07:55,105 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1611 01:07:55,140 --> 01:07:56,762 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1612 01:07:56,796 --> 01:07:58,626 ♪ I'm living up the dream ♪ 1613 01:07:58,660 --> 01:08:02,078 ♪ The sky's the limit and I've got other responsibilities ♪ 1614 01:08:02,112 --> 01:08:03,700 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1615 01:08:03,734 --> 01:08:05,564 ♪ It's time to do my thing ♪ 1616 01:08:05,598 --> 01:08:08,705 ♪ Raise my voice and sing ♪ 1617 01:08:08,739 --> 01:08:10,500 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1618 01:08:10,534 --> 01:08:13,468 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1619 01:08:13,503 --> 01:08:15,608 ♪ Singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1620 01:08:15,643 --> 01:08:17,300 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1621 01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:20,441 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1622 01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:22,236 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1623 01:08:29,484 --> 01:08:32,522 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1624 01:08:32,556 --> 01:08:36,388 ♪ I don't need you no more, ever ♪ 1625 01:08:36,422 --> 01:08:39,425 ♪ Cruising in my own lane ♪ 1626 01:08:39,460 --> 01:08:43,774 ♪ Finally got it all together ♪ 1627 01:08:43,809 --> 01:08:45,500 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1628 01:08:45,535 --> 01:08:47,295 ♪ I'm living up the dream ♪ 1629 01:08:47,330 --> 01:08:50,781 ♪ The sky's the limit and I've got other responsibilities ♪ 1630 01:08:50,816 --> 01:08:52,507 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1631 01:08:52,542 --> 01:08:54,509 ♪ It's time to do my thing ♪ 1632 01:08:54,544 --> 01:08:57,512 ♪ Raise my voice and sing ♪ 1633 01:08:57,547 --> 01:08:59,135 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1634 01:08:59,169 --> 01:09:01,896 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1635 01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:04,278 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1636 01:09:04,312 --> 01:09:06,142 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1637 01:09:06,176 --> 01:09:08,903 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1638 01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:11,181 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1639 01:09:13,114 --> 01:09:16,428 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1640 01:09:16,462 --> 01:09:18,119 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1641 01:09:18,154 --> 01:09:19,638 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1642 01:09:23,573 --> 01:09:25,091 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1643 01:09:25,126 --> 01:09:26,369 ♪ I try to save face ♪ 1644 01:09:26,403 --> 01:09:28,543 ♪ But you're not worth my second chances ♪ 1645 01:09:28,578 --> 01:09:32,029 ♪ So baby, you've been holding me for ransom ♪ 1646 01:09:32,064 --> 01:09:35,447 ♪ I'm so much better alone with me, myself and I ♪ 1647 01:09:35,481 --> 01:09:40,452 ♪ So I'm gonna keep singing, bye, baby, bye ♪ 1648 01:09:42,764 --> 01:09:47,769 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1649 01:09:48,563 --> 01:09:51,704 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1650 01:09:51,739 --> 01:09:53,396 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1651 01:09:53,430 --> 01:09:55,260 ♪ I'm living up the dream ♪ 1652 01:09:55,294 --> 01:09:58,642 ♪ The sky's the limit and I've got other responsibilities ♪ 1653 01:09:58,677 --> 01:10:00,299 ♪ 'Cause now I'm doing me ♪ 1654 01:10:00,334 --> 01:10:02,059 ♪ It's time to do my thing ♪ 1655 01:10:02,094 --> 01:10:05,304 ♪ Raise my voice and sing ♪ 1656 01:10:05,339 --> 01:10:06,926 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1657 01:10:06,961 --> 01:10:09,998 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1658 01:10:10,033 --> 01:10:12,173 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1659 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,899 ♪ Out of my sight and outta my mind ♪ 1660 01:10:13,933 --> 01:10:17,040 ♪ All those lies will get your some time, you'll see ♪ 1661 01:10:17,074 --> 01:10:19,180 ♪ I'm singing bye, bye, bye ♪ 1662 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,286 ♪ Bye, baby, bye ♪ 1663 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:24,220 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪ 1664 01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:26,912 ♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪