1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:33,625 --> 00:00:34,833 You fool! 4 00:00:34,916 --> 00:00:36,125 Don't move! 5 00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:39,041 -Let me explain! -Stay there! 6 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,500 Alright, I'm listening! 7 00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:45,708 I don't know where to start. 8 00:00:45,791 --> 00:00:46,708 From the beginning. 9 00:00:46,791 --> 00:00:48,166 No, man! 10 00:00:48,250 --> 00:00:49,875 Why did you take them to the sheepfold? 11 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:52,333 If you let me tell you, I'll tell you. 12 00:00:52,416 --> 00:00:53,958 Tell us about the first attempt. 13 00:00:54,583 --> 00:00:57,875 Well, it wasn't, sir, any attempt! It has nothing to do with it, sir! 14 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:59,791 I mean, I don't claim. I swear. 15 00:00:59,875 --> 00:01:02,666 Let's talk about the girls. Why did you take them to the sheepfold? 16 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:05,458 When I arrived at the sheepfold… 17 00:01:05,541 --> 00:01:07,875 -We took them to the sheepfold… -Why? 18 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:12,125 We have to understand why we took them to the sheepfold in the first place! 19 00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:13,291 But I asked you that! 20 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:15,333 Really? 21 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:18,958 Why? 22 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:47,958 Oh, my! 23 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:50,875 And just like that, dear sir and dear sir 24 00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:53,416 under a tree, on a hill, in the Muierii Forest, 25 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:55,958 the first baby boy of our family is born, 26 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:57,500 Ticuță. 27 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:58,416 Wait a minute, man! 28 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,125 Don't tell the story from that beginning. 29 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:02,666 I told you to tell the story from the beginning. 30 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:05,875 Well, wait a minute. If you want to know how God set it all up, 31 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:08,916 just be patient and listen to me. You wanted to know, not me. 32 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:21,958 Listen, Horea! 33 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:22,875 The cuckoo! 34 00:02:24,041 --> 00:02:26,250 Here, on the mountaintop. 35 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:29,791 The cuckoo seems to want to say… 36 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:31,958 To name you… 37 00:02:32,791 --> 00:02:33,958 Horică! 38 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:41,416 It so happens that under the same tree, on the same hill, under-- 39 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,166 in the same forest, I was born. 40 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,875 I'm born, the second baby boy in the family… me, Horică! 41 00:03:05,541 --> 00:03:06,375 Milk! 42 00:03:08,625 --> 00:03:10,083 And, so, dear sir, 43 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:11,208 it turns out… 44 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,750 under the same tree, on the same hill, in the same forest, 45 00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:16,833 comes Bicuță, our little brother. 46 00:03:16,916 --> 00:03:19,041 What's that got to do with our story? 47 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:21,291 Well… it does, sir! It does! 48 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,375 First of all, you must understand 49 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:25,416 how important Wool Day is in Rachitele. 50 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,208 What? You were all born on the same day? 51 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:28,125 No. 52 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:32,291 But our daddy kissed our mommies on this day! 53 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:36,291 And so, as the tradition goes… and as the saying goes… 54 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:38,291 he who kisses on Wool Day… 55 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:39,666 Gets married! 56 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:52,291 Wow! 57 00:03:52,958 --> 00:03:53,791 Wow! 58 00:03:55,416 --> 00:03:56,791 Wow! 59 00:03:58,083 --> 00:03:59,583 No, man… 60 00:03:59,666 --> 00:04:01,916 -Why did you take them to the sheepfold? -Well… 61 00:04:02,666 --> 00:04:04,833 -If you let me tell you, I'll tell you. -Go on! 62 00:04:04,916 --> 00:04:06,833 Ticuță, to the left! Come on! 63 00:04:06,916 --> 00:04:08,583 Horică, to the right! 64 00:04:08,666 --> 00:04:10,708 Watch out! I'm kicking! 65 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:17,375 I was so upset when the village hag kissed me! 66 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,458 When I was a kid… 67 00:04:18,541 --> 00:04:20,333 I was afraid I'd have to marry her. 68 00:04:20,416 --> 00:04:24,250 She kissed me, the village hag! 69 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:28,291 And… I haven't kissed since then. 70 00:04:28,375 --> 00:04:30,875 So you found these girls and you thought, "It's time to kiss!" 71 00:04:30,958 --> 00:04:34,000 Man, will you listen to what I'm saying to the end, so I can tell? 72 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:34,958 Go on. 73 00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:40,875 I never thought I will kiss another one. 74 00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:47,041 My brothers settled down, they had wives. 75 00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:48,541 I had… 76 00:04:49,625 --> 00:04:50,458 nothing. 77 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:51,541 Hand job. 78 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:53,583 I was up there, 79 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:56,416 looking at the sky… 80 00:04:57,875 --> 00:04:59,916 I said: "This is no longer life!" 81 00:05:15,541 --> 00:05:18,000 And then… God sent me this priest. 82 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:03,541 God was there and sent me this priest to understand 83 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:05,875 that we all wander and we're all in trouble. 84 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:11,250 Ah, Father, I'm so glad I found you! You're a heavy man! 85 00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:15,250 Stay here, I'll get you back on your feet! 86 00:06:16,625 --> 00:06:17,833 I'll get you back on your feet. 87 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:21,958 No, Father! That's a sign! 88 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:27,541 No! I'll fix you! I'll get you back on your feet! 89 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:29,291 But you're gonna help me, too! Stay there! 90 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:32,791 I'm gonna give you something good! Wait! 91 00:06:38,041 --> 00:06:40,833 I'm gonna give moare, you'll give me wisdom! 92 00:06:40,916 --> 00:06:41,750 Listen! 93 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:45,500 It's so good! 94 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:47,333 Like that, Father… 95 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:49,916 See how are you recovering? Slowly, slowly you're coming back! 96 00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:51,541 There you go! 97 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:55,583 Father, you came into my life… at the right time. 98 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,250 I said: "Good! Good!" 99 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,333 I… 100 00:07:02,666 --> 00:07:04,375 I'm okay with the fact that I don't have a wife. 101 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,833 Really? 102 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:14,666 Well, Father! God bless you! 103 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:17,083 I knew you were smart, you hid from the rain! 104 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:20,000 Good for you… It rains here… When it rains, it pours. 105 00:07:20,083 --> 00:07:22,541 If you want something to drink tell me… 106 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:30,500 My family, my sheep… Me and them, we're a family. 107 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:31,416 My daddy used to say: 108 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:34,041 "The shepherd without sheep is like the earth without rain!" 109 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:37,291 That's what Daddy used to say! Daddy knew a lot of things! 110 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:38,958 And he had three children. 111 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:42,875 I have two brothers, but they've all gone to their homes. 112 00:07:42,958 --> 00:07:44,583 I'm here all alone, Father! 113 00:07:53,375 --> 00:07:56,708 We've got, Father, as much as you want, palinca! 114 00:07:56,791 --> 00:07:59,583 Don't get upset! We have palinca! 115 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:01,041 Listen to him! 116 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:03,166 Look at this! 117 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,375 With this axe, in my time, 118 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:08,416 I cut down seven or eight trees at once! 119 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,625 I once smashed a bear's head with one of these! 120 00:08:15,791 --> 00:08:18,833 Look at how we'll I've made it! 121 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:20,750 Father dear, 122 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:23,375 I sit here and wonder… 123 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:26,791 What's my business in this world? 124 00:08:27,666 --> 00:08:29,208 And I think I found the answer! 125 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:40,125 You know what I'm saying? What am I living for? 126 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,416 Old Tica… You're gone! 127 00:08:47,416 --> 00:08:50,375 New Tica… Where's he going? 128 00:08:51,208 --> 00:08:52,208 What should I do? 129 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:56,000 Go, old Tica! Go on! Go! 130 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:58,958 Only the new one's left and doesn't know what to do! 131 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,125 You're right, Father! 132 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,375 In misery… 133 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:12,458 We're all in misery! 134 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:16,583 I never understood that priest of ours when he preached. 135 00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:18,791 But you tell them so well that I understand! 136 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:20,583 Aye! 137 00:09:20,666 --> 00:09:21,750 It's prayer time! 138 00:09:28,708 --> 00:09:29,541 That's right! 139 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:31,958 We're not even praying! 140 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:36,333 THE OLD TICA 141 00:09:37,791 --> 00:09:39,375 That's where I have to go. 142 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:41,291 To the village! I know now! 143 00:09:45,416 --> 00:09:46,708 Yes! If you show me… 144 00:09:46,791 --> 00:09:49,333 Yes! I'm going to the village! That's where I'm going! 145 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:54,666 Then I went to the village, 146 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:57,375 I sold all the sheep, 147 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,708 the sheepfold, for a lot of money, but I had a condition… 148 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:05,833 No… What… Let's go! I believe you! God help you! Kiss Otilia! 149 00:10:05,916 --> 00:10:08,708 -Kiss Leonarda! Kiss the babies! -All the best! 150 00:10:08,791 --> 00:10:10,208 -I kiss you! -Bye! 151 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:39,291 Hello and welcome, dear lady! Sit down! 152 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:45,500 All the papers are ready, just as we agreed! 153 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,541 Land, surface, everything! 154 00:10:47,625 --> 00:10:50,208 -With all the conditions! -May I have your pen? 155 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,041 Sure, here you go. 156 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:54,833 And… It's a very good deal, you know! 157 00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:56,791 You've bought something of quality! 158 00:10:57,666 --> 00:10:58,583 God help us! 159 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:03,125 One very clear condition: 160 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:08,083 to work until I'm old enough to work here in the sheepfold! 161 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:31,208 Till I die 162 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,125 and they put me in the grave! 163 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:36,500 And I'm singing and moaning: 164 00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:39,375 If I die, they'll put me in the grave! 165 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:42,916 World, listen to me! 166 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,166 That song… 167 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,083 Compact! 168 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,500 Incredible! 169 00:11:51,583 --> 00:11:55,625 Who put that one together? 170 00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:58,750 Why did you have to kill the mutton? 171 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:01,125 -What button, you? -Sheep! 172 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:03,041 Well, didn't you say you were hungry? 173 00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:05,625 And that's all you could make to eat? 174 00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:07,083 Well, what?! 175 00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:08,291 Polenta! 176 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,208 Well, do you want to eat just polenta? 177 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:11,333 With bread? 178 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:15,958 No, no, dear sir. So… 179 00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:20,750 When I arrived at the sheepfold… 180 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:23,250 Then… Why did you have to kill the mutton? 181 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:24,833 How can you eat just polenta? 182 00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:28,833 I've never seen our Ticuță so angry! 183 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,416 Leave that fence alone! Leave it alone! 184 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,291 Leave it alone when I'm talking to you! 185 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,208 Why are you all over it? 186 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,375 I had to deflate the conflict. 187 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:39,916 Defuse! 188 00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:42,208 -Well, what did I say? -Go on! 189 00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:45,541 Come on, let the sheep go to the wolf! Let the wolf eat them! 190 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:49,083 No, the wolf talks to them! I'm a bad man! I eat them! 191 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,500 In anger… 192 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:55,375 Dear lady! This is mutton goulash! 193 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:56,750 Miss! 194 00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:07,166 -Servus! -Servus! 195 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,708 -It's closed. Is it closed? -Yes. 196 00:13:08,791 --> 00:13:09,625 Let me handle it! 197 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:12,208 Get out of here! Why did you lock yourself in? 198 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,166 You don't belong here! It's my maison! 199 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,750 Maison, it's my house! Get out! 200 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:19,708 Open! 201 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,916 Get out! 202 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,041 Get out of my house! 203 00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:27,333 You don't belong here! It's my maison! 204 00:13:27,416 --> 00:13:30,333 Can't you hear it's my house? What's all this "maison"?! Who's "maison"? 205 00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,250 -I'm not from around here. -What? 206 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,208 What is she talking about? 207 00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:39,583 You signed the papers, now it's my house! 208 00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:43,291 I didn't sign the paper with you! I signed with that fat guy, Narcis. 209 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:44,791 That one! That bastard! 210 00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,708 Al least, he doesn't cry! 211 00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:49,083 -He doesn't? -You gave away the parental home? 212 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:50,166 It's my house! 213 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,875 -You keep talking… -Go, or I'm calling the police. 214 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,541 You gave away the parental home? 215 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,791 What do you want from here? What do you need from me? 216 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,041 -You gave the house… -Shut up! 217 00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,166 Because you and that other one, that bastard, 218 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,750 you went to town and got some chicks. 219 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,083 I'm here. This is my house! 220 00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,416 Did we say we don't care about the home? 221 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,416 You didn't! You gave a hint! 222 00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,625 You! Wait a minute! 223 00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:12,208 On the count of three! Get out! 224 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:13,666 One, two, three! 225 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,333 I'll catch you in Cluj! 226 00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:26,625 Come on, go ahead! 227 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:31,916 Ticuță, listen… 228 00:14:33,625 --> 00:14:35,208 Do you know why I came home? 229 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,291 -Well… It's Wool Day. -Yeah, it is! 230 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,791 So what? Aren't you married a second time? 231 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,250 Yes, I am! 232 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,791 -So what? -But I'm not happy! 233 00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:47,375 So what? 234 00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,500 You came here so I can teach you what happiness is? 235 00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,333 Me, a poor man? 236 00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:54,083 Go on, I don't know. I'm not a coach. 237 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:56,958 No, Tica! No! Listen to me! You know what I just realized? 238 00:14:57,041 --> 00:15:00,250 I figured it out… I only kissed these two… 239 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,250 I did not chase them. 240 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:05,083 You know, you're supposed to run after the woman. 241 00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:08,333 -The woman needs what? -She needs to be chased. 242 00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:10,500 -You don't know that. -I know it very well! 243 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,208 It's a custom that encourages rape culture. 244 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:14,541 Horrible! 245 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,583 It's a barbaric custom! 246 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,208 But how can you stop it, if it's a custom? 247 00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:19,125 Tica! 248 00:15:20,041 --> 00:15:21,208 Tica, be very careful! 249 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,541 If I catch you going to the village and you embarrass me 250 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,625 by chasing women like the last caveman… 251 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:27,541 Be very careful! 252 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:29,416 I'll call the police! 253 00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:31,250 No way! 254 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,166 Rednecks! 255 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:34,125 Listen! 256 00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:37,541 -Well… -Well. 257 00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:40,750 Well. 258 00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:43,916 Well! 259 00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:46,250 Well. 260 00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:48,125 Well… 261 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,208 Well. 262 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:52,500 Well. 263 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,250 Well! 264 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,000 "Listen, Tica…" 265 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,000 "Constantin! 266 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:12,291 I understand. You can get used to it…" 267 00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:13,708 I was talking with myself. 268 00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:17,708 "Thinking that you don't have a wife. But that's life?" 269 00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,958 TOLET 270 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,833 Ticuță, are you at the toilet? 271 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,375 No. I'm brooding. 272 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:34,500 And you're not gonna chase chicks? 273 00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:37,916 You want me to get you back on your feet? Is that so? 274 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:39,541 No, man… 275 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,791 Let's just do it like we used to! 276 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:47,875 Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm supposed to charm 'em, sweet talk 'em… 277 00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:50,500 And you guys stay and reap the rewards. I'm fed up! 278 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,416 Man… 279 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:55,833 -This time we work together… -Get out of here! I don't need you! 280 00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:58,625 I don't need anything! I don't care about any woman! 281 00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:00,708 I'm only seeing sheep, understand? 282 00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:02,541 That's what that priest told me! 283 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:03,458 Our priest? 284 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,125 Is he stupid too? God, forgive me! 285 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,666 He fell in love with the priestess, also on Wool Day. Are you crazy? 286 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:12,000 No, man! Not our priest. Another one! Better than him! A monk! 287 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,375 Not from our village. 288 00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:17,666 Well, did he tell you not to kiss women or what? 289 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,000 Yes! Something like that! 290 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,666 "Something like that." Did he say that? 291 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:23,958 I don't know, he didn't speak Romanian. He was speaking that German English. 292 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,750 Well, if he did, how did you get along? 293 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,208 Just by looking. I'm telepathic! 294 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:31,458 He said family and pointed to the sheep. Come on, get out of here! 295 00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:33,833 I said, "Mush, boy!" 296 00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,166 Let's swap! 297 00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:51,125 HOME-MADE PASTA 298 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,541 God bless us! 299 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,333 Hori! 300 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,541 -Hori! -Bicuță! 301 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,083 -Hey! -Bicuță! 302 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,625 -How are you, boy? -Good, man! Good! 303 00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:37,541 I made you dirty. 304 00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:39,916 -That's okay! -How are you, little one? 305 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,666 I've come to eat some cheese and some mici, 306 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,750 my wife hasn't given me any for a year! 307 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,708 -You're going bald, right? -No. No. 308 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:49,208 I got hair, man! Here! 309 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:52,750 But she made me wear these clothes. She said he wouldn't go out with me with… 310 00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:55,791 There, on the tele-internet… With my pants ripped up my ass, she said. 311 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:57,875 And these ripped jeans are okay? 312 00:18:57,958 --> 00:19:00,333 That's how a city woman thinks… 313 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,583 Sit here, I've got mici and I can't eat them alone! 314 00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:06,666 -And, how are you doing? -Me, fine! But you… 315 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,666 You've come to kiss on Wool Day too, have you? 316 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,291 Me? No, man! I've come to eat some something. 317 00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:13,083 I haven't eaten in a long time! I'm married! 318 00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:16,125 -I have a wife. I almost have kids. -Have you gotten her pregnant? 319 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:18,416 -No, I haven't. -Well, then you're not "almost," man! 320 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,916 But I am, man. 321 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:21,541 Here! 322 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:25,083 -Are you going to hatch them? -No, man! 323 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,750 I told her I wanted three kids. 324 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,833 Three kids, on three hills, with three flocks of sheep. 325 00:19:28,916 --> 00:19:31,458 And I said, "Woman, I want them fast because my time is passing, 326 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:34,083 and I don't want them to call me grandpa around the house." 327 00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:35,958 That's right… 328 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:39,333 And then she said: "Then show me that you can take care of them!" 329 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,875 Well, what about the eggs? 330 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:44,458 They're working! God be praised! These eggs? 331 00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:45,500 Listen to what she said… 332 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,208 Who takes care of three eggs 333 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,083 can take care of three children at some point. 334 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,041 City woman thoughts, man! 335 00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:52,541 Oh, boy! 336 00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,291 Well, well! 337 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:57,833 -Well, how-- God forgive me. -She makes me take my eggs out to play. 338 00:19:57,916 --> 00:19:59,541 Then she makes me put them inside the house. 339 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:03,458 She makes me turn them all around and sing "Peanut, let's play! Good luck to them!" 340 00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:05,625 She makes me wipe them at the place with the hump. 341 00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:09,625 I'm living a crazy life, but that's it! She's a bit of a mess, but she's mine! 342 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,250 Well, if you don't like it… 343 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,458 Come to Wool Day and kiss. You know very well… 344 00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:16,166 Every time you kiss at the Wool Day, you get married the first time 345 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:18,833 and the second time and the third time… 346 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:21,625 -Just like Daddy! -Just like Daddy! 347 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,541 Get out of here! Leave me alone! I'm married! 348 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:30,625 I have my wife. As she is, she's mine! But I want to make her see my way. 349 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,250 -What do you mean? -I want to… 350 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,000 I told her: "Let's move to the sheepfold!" 351 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,416 And she says: "I'm not coming, because there are ticks." 352 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,000 There are not ticks! The ticks are so big! 353 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,958 You see them, you dodge them. You have no worry. 354 00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:43,875 She said, "No, after all, you know what? You go with the eggs to the sheepfold. 355 00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:47,958 And if you come back to me with your eggs untouched by ticks, I'll think about it!" 356 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:51,791 Well… 357 00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,125 Well… 358 00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,000 Well… 359 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,541 Well! 360 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,666 -Well! -To find another woman! 361 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,125 I can't stand my woman anymore. 362 00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:10,000 And I want to meet Ticuță, but I can't find him… 363 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:13,000 To help me, you know, with his lies… With his schemes… You know? 364 00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:15,000 He fools them, he beguiles them with the ghoul, with… 365 00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,708 -Wait a minute! Ticuță! -And I… 366 00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:19,625 You're going to trust Ticuță's lies again? 367 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:23,666 -Well, yeah… He's helping me! I'll… -You know, it's always bad and trouble… 368 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,833 With his lies at Wool Day? 369 00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:27,208 Again? Why don't you do that? 370 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,291 -Me? -Yes! 371 00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,291 That's not a bad idea… 372 00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:41,416 You scared me… 373 00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:46,583 -You get scared a lot lately? -What? 374 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,250 Is your heart racing for nothing? 375 00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:52,708 Not for nothing! When you look at me… 376 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:54,166 Like the ghoul. 377 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:58,250 -Look at you! -And you're cold, then hot… right? 378 00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:00,208 I don't get hot… 379 00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:02,791 You know how it is around here: it's hot, then it's cold… 380 00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:03,708 There you go… 381 00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:05,583 Ticuță, listen! 382 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,041 Tell me… truthfully… 383 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,500 why did you come here? 384 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,083 To wash the cloth. 385 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:19,375 No, Ticuță! Why did you come here now? 386 00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:22,708 Did you stay too long out in the sun? 387 00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:25,250 We're not talking about me. 388 00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:46,791 Hello! 389 00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:49,750 Yes, you, my sweet! Now I'm in the house. 390 00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:01,958 Get out of here or I'll slap you! 391 00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:04,750 I'll slap you so hard, your ears will start ringing. 392 00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:10,833 What are you writing there? Are you recording me? 393 00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:15,416 You have all the signs, Ticuță! 394 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,708 What signs? 395 00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:18,208 You're losing your mind! 396 00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:25,458 Yes! God, all the stuff we left here… exactly… exactly like this. 397 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:28,958 You know what they're like! And a chill in the house… 398 00:23:29,916 --> 00:23:31,250 So great! 399 00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:33,500 Tell me… 400 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:35,541 Was it only you who saw this monk? 401 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:36,833 I'm not crazy! 402 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,958 And was he talking in riddles? 403 00:23:39,041 --> 00:23:41,041 No! He spoke English, not in riddles! 404 00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:43,458 I'm taking care of our eggs. 405 00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:46,916 I'm taking care of my eggs, of our eggs, don't worry. 406 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,708 Don't worry about anything. 407 00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:52,708 There are no ticks! I've already said that! 408 00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:55,333 I've told you that there were no ticks not even when we were kids. 409 00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:57,500 I've looked for them and there are none. 410 00:23:58,375 --> 00:24:01,375 Maybe they are gone. 411 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,208 I don't know how to send you a photo. 412 00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:07,208 Okay, I'll check. 413 00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:09,958 I'll take pictures of me from top to bottom. 414 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,750 And he said: 415 00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:16,541 "Don't look for a woman. Stay at the sheepfold. 416 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,708 The sheep are your family." Is that so? 417 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,625 Yes! 418 00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:22,041 Really? 419 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:22,958 Yes! 420 00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:28,166 Like Crazy Sile. 421 00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:39,166 From top to bottom. 422 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:51,708 Shut up, Stalin! 423 00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:56,541 Let's see. 424 00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:00,875 From bottom to top. 425 00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:32,166 Well… I've took the photos, but I don't know how to send them. 426 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:33,500 Crazy Sile is crazy. 427 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:34,875 -Is he? -Yes! 428 00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:37,291 He was bitten by a rabid fox when he was little. 429 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:38,416 That's what people say! 430 00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:41,708 But he never kissed a woman until he was… 431 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,625 How old are you? 432 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,750 Sile is three years older than you. 433 00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:46,708 Really? 434 00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:52,166 I've sent them. 435 00:25:52,958 --> 00:25:53,791 Did you get them? 436 00:25:54,583 --> 00:25:57,583 Great! Look, there are no ticks! 437 00:25:57,666 --> 00:26:02,458 No red spots, no bites, nothing! Yes… 438 00:26:02,541 --> 00:26:05,458 I'm taking care of my eggs! 439 00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:08,166 Oh, my God! 440 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,375 Our eggs! 441 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:12,291 What time is it? 442 00:26:13,541 --> 00:26:15,500 I'll put them right now. 443 00:26:15,583 --> 00:26:17,375 I'll put them somewhere warm right now. 444 00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:18,958 You told me to take pictures. 445 00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:22,541 You're three years older than the marriage age. 446 00:26:22,625 --> 00:26:24,625 -So what? -It's no joke! 447 00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:47,083 Come on, stay warm! 448 00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:49,166 You too, slowly… 449 00:26:49,958 --> 00:26:52,083 Here, on my chest… 450 00:26:56,666 --> 00:26:59,125 Get under covers! To stay warm! 451 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:01,166 That's it! 452 00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:03,791 Sleep well! 453 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,291 Daddy's baby! 454 00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:10,166 Sleep well! 455 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:12,000 Do you know how people call him? 456 00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:15,291 "The age of the unblossomed man." 457 00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:17,000 What madness is this? 458 00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:20,125 What madness is this? You don't know what they say… 459 00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:22,791 that if you don't kiss a woman by a certain age, 460 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:25,208 God takes your judgment and gives it to someone else. 461 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:29,666 Go away! 462 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:32,833 I'm just saying. You're three years over marriage age. 463 00:28:32,916 --> 00:28:34,791 But God's put up with you long enough. 464 00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:37,458 If you don't find a wife now, it's no good! 465 00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:21,583 -Tica? -Horică! 466 00:29:26,041 --> 00:29:28,125 The devil! 467 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:29,666 Don't come any closer! 468 00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:30,666 No! 469 00:29:34,208 --> 00:29:35,125 The devil! 470 00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:37,666 See? God's already taken his mind! 471 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:40,833 -He's married! -No! He's not married! 472 00:29:40,916 --> 00:29:43,375 Because his wife didn't want to get married in church! 473 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:44,458 -No way! -Yes! Yes! 474 00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:47,916 Hori, duck, honey! Hori! 475 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,666 Don't kick my eggs! 476 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:52,000 Bastard! It's not possible! 477 00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:55,291 -I don't know why she pressed charges. -Wait a minute! 478 00:29:55,916 --> 00:29:56,750 So you're saying 479 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:59,416 that the blood from the knife it's not from Mrs. Laurette. 480 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,375 It got nothing to do with that. 481 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:03,208 I'm not saying, I swear! 482 00:30:03,958 --> 00:30:06,583 And Mrs. Laurette's cuts and bruises? 483 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,125 Let me continue. 484 00:30:13,916 --> 00:30:15,250 You got so fat! 485 00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:16,750 I eat! 486 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:20,166 Talk to me! Ticuță, did you sell your parents' house? 487 00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:23,833 -None of your business! -None of my business? 488 00:30:23,916 --> 00:30:26,375 How is it none of my business? We all had one great desire: 489 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:29,500 to be three brothers, on three hills, with three houses, three wives, 490 00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:35,500 three children, three flocks of sheep, three lambs, three bells, three peaks… 491 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:36,875 Yeah, but you're married! 492 00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:40,041 Hey, wait! Look at me! Look at me a little bit! 493 00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:41,416 Here, let me see you! 494 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,125 This one here! Head up! 495 00:30:44,125 --> 00:30:44,958 That's it! 496 00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:49,000 I set you up so well, you won't have to chase after chicks anymore! 497 00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:50,416 -They'll run after you! -No way! 498 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,458 Ticuță! 499 00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:54,291 Go find your woman because I don't leave things like this! 500 00:30:54,375 --> 00:30:55,208 Okay. 501 00:30:56,583 --> 00:30:58,458 -To the Wool Day with us! -Yes! 502 00:30:58,541 --> 00:31:00,125 Let's go out back, so she doesn't catch us! 503 00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:01,708 -Look! -What? 504 00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:02,625 Let's go! 505 00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:10,791 -And the knife? -That's a special knife… 506 00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:12,041 It's a weapon! 507 00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:13,250 Just the blade, Nicule! 508 00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:17,458 -Whose blood is on the knife? -Let's get it over with Horică. 509 00:31:17,541 --> 00:31:20,041 Don't dodge! Tell me whose blood is on the knife. 510 00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:21,500 Let's me tell you about Hori! 511 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:24,958 And as I was saying, dear lady… 512 00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:30,750 I'm so ashamed of how we saw each other… 513 00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:33,583 I mean, how you saw me… No… I saw you too… 514 00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:34,750 I don't know what I'm saying. 515 00:31:35,291 --> 00:31:37,958 I wouldn't face you again, but if I had to… 516 00:31:38,041 --> 00:31:39,541 -Maybe you don't have to. -Yes, we must! 517 00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:41,083 But maybe you don't have to. 518 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:43,041 I have to, because I want to tell you something. 519 00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:44,375 I brought you some moare. 520 00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:48,333 -What are you doing with the knife? -I picked blueberries for you! 521 00:31:48,416 --> 00:31:50,083 I've only done this for Mommy before… 522 00:31:50,166 --> 00:31:52,333 So get this, I have a very important plan for both of us. 523 00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:54,833 Sauerkraut juice! Moare is what we call it. 524 00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:56,291 Fresh, fresh, fresh! 525 00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:59,791 Not even two years old! Just a little mold on top. 526 00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:00,791 I pickled it myself. 527 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:02,416 No, thanks. I'm on a diet! 528 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,416 Oh, if you only knew what you're missing! So good! I drink a little. 529 00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:08,875 Sour! Vinegar! Salty booze! 530 00:32:10,041 --> 00:32:10,875 Oh, my God! 531 00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:13,375 I'm gonna squash 'em right here. 532 00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:15,541 You're going to get smear it all over your face, 533 00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:17,916 you go over there in the tractor 534 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,708 and count to 862. 535 00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:23,166 I drank a keg of that! Gobble, gobble, gobble! 536 00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:26,416 I'll drink yours too! 537 00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:31,291 You count up to 862, then you smear this all over your face. 538 00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:33,208 Okay. 539 00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:41,166 Just like Crazy Sile! Do you understand? You're acting like Roaită's siren! 540 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:42,750 -Who's? -That guy's… You know? 541 00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:44,041 Roaită! 542 00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:45,291 Dear lady, 543 00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:49,541 what I want from you is to tell me how much money you want 544 00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:50,958 to give me back my sheep? 545 00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:52,541 Let them go back to the family. 546 00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:54,500 Good! Quickly, you're scaring them! 547 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:56,875 I'll sit quietly over there, I pretend I'm not busy 548 00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:58,125 and when she comes, I kiss her. 549 00:32:58,208 --> 00:33:00,708 -Well, what about me? -You, you kiss too. Get in the tractor! 550 00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:04,125 -When? -When it's your time, not now! Come on! 551 00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:05,375 I made you some Vaseline, here! 552 00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:06,625 Take it! Get in the tractor! 553 00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:08,041 -Go! Go! Go! -Okay. 554 00:33:08,125 --> 00:33:10,416 -Go faster, man! -Don't rush me! 555 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,791 I'm not interested in l'argent. Money. 556 00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:15,166 Good! I don't have any! 557 00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:19,416 Then what would you be interested in? 558 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,125 Silence. 559 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,000 -Silence? -Yes. 560 00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:26,500 Well, only God can give us peace. 561 00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:28,291 That's what the neighboring priest said… 562 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,500 Ours wasn't so good… 563 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:31,458 "Beloved believers, why do I say… 564 00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:33,875 everyone's peace is given by the Lord God." 565 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,625 -Man, I can't, it stinks! -Go on! Get in there! 566 00:33:36,708 --> 00:33:38,500 Me? To give you peace? 567 00:33:38,583 --> 00:33:40,125 If you step back a little… 568 00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:41,875 Will you have peace if I go over there? 569 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:43,291 You can do it. 570 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,166 -Further. -Good enough? 571 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:48,416 Further. 572 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,875 -Further? -Go away. 573 00:33:49,958 --> 00:33:51,625 You must want a lot of peace and quiet, I guess… 574 00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:53,958 I can feel the peace coming over me! 575 00:33:54,041 --> 00:33:56,416 -Go, man! -No, I won't! You… 576 00:33:57,041 --> 00:33:58,041 I stepped on something! 577 00:33:58,125 --> 00:33:59,458 Continue… 578 00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:01,208 Is this okay? 579 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:05,333 Is it okay? Okay? Of course I'm going! 580 00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:09,458 834… Forget it. 834. 581 00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:11,000 734. 582 00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:13,416 634. 583 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,041 534. 584 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,708 434. 585 00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:19,250 300… Wait, that's too fast. 586 00:34:19,916 --> 00:34:20,791 Is this okay? 587 00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:22,166 Further… 588 00:34:22,250 --> 00:34:23,958 -Isn't this good? -Go on! 589 00:34:24,041 --> 00:34:26,500 Higher? I'll go, of course I'll go! 590 00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:27,458 That's it! 591 00:34:27,541 --> 00:34:29,291 832. 592 00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:30,916 831. 593 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,083 830. 594 00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:33,000 800… 595 00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:37,375 30… 596 00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:39,416 The peace has come? 597 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,666 Further! 598 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:43,125 -Go! -Further?! I'm going further! 599 00:34:43,208 --> 00:34:45,166 Let's have some peace! 600 00:34:45,791 --> 00:34:47,625 297, 296… 601 00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:51,625 296, 295, 294, 290… 602 00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:54,791 -Is this okay? -A little more! 603 00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:56,416 What? 604 00:34:56,500 --> 00:35:00,333 Three! 292, 290… 605 00:35:00,416 --> 00:35:01,416 Higher! 606 00:35:01,958 --> 00:35:02,791 I'm going up! 607 00:35:12,291 --> 00:35:14,500 -Dear lady! -Perfect! 608 00:35:19,666 --> 00:35:22,375 Dear lady, wait a moment! 609 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,583 Excuse me, but I thought you and I were talking about something, right? 610 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:27,708 What were we talking about? 611 00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:31,000 Well, how you sent me with your peace… and I went all the way… 612 00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,083 We were talking about… 613 00:35:32,166 --> 00:35:33,958 Not even you remember what we were talking about. 614 00:35:34,041 --> 00:35:37,458 I want to work for you until I can buy back my sheep. 615 00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:41,583 I buy the house, the sheepfold, the sheep, 616 00:35:41,666 --> 00:35:43,500 you work for me and you want your sheep back. 617 00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:45,250 I don't understand this business. 618 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:48,041 I work here, at your place. 619 00:35:48,125 --> 00:35:52,000 I work, I don't need anything, but I take care of the household, of… 620 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,833 I'll make an orchard, I'll plant vegetables… 621 00:35:53,916 --> 00:35:55,916 I have tools, machinery. Ma'am, I'm hardworking. 622 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,416 -I know the routine around here. Please! -I'm not interested. 623 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,916 But if you want a job, I can give you a job. 624 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,541 I not looking for a job. I want a "jepherd" job. 625 00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:08,375 Fine! 626 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:11,375 Let's say we do it your way… 627 00:36:12,416 --> 00:36:13,375 But… 628 00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:15,500 How much money do you want? 629 00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:17,750 No money! 630 00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:21,958 I want some land to build three little houses. 631 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:27,000 -How many meters? -A thousand meters. 632 00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:31,041 The upper part, near the forest, with the three hills on it. 633 00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:34,958 It's divided like: 300 to Ticuță, 300 to Bicuță and 300 to me. 634 00:36:35,041 --> 00:36:35,875 We build three houses 635 00:36:35,958 --> 00:36:38,833 and we'll be three brothers, on three hills, with three herds… 636 00:36:38,916 --> 00:36:40,708 But you miscalculated. I'm sorry! 637 00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:43,375 Maybe it's not right, but it's brotherly. 638 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:46,208 Well, wait a minute… For Ticuță too? Why? 639 00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:49,541 I gave him a present, a room here, he doesn't need a house. 640 00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:51,250 You gave it to him because you have a big heart 641 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,916 and you're a good woman, but it's not his… 642 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,333 You gave it to him just to stay… But he has to have his own way. 643 00:36:58,791 --> 00:37:01,458 Now, maybe God will help him kiss a girl at Wool Day, 644 00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:03,125 he'll get married, have a baby, two, three, 645 00:37:03,208 --> 00:37:04,916 and we'll be three brothers again, like I want: 646 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,500 three brothers, on three hills, in three houses, with three flocks… 647 00:37:07,583 --> 00:37:09,333 -Who? Mon Ticut? -And mon Ticut. 648 00:37:09,416 --> 00:37:10,875 -But where is he now? -Mon Ticut? 649 00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:13,708 At the Wool Day, chasing a little. 650 00:37:15,041 --> 00:37:16,458 See what I'll do to him. 651 00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:20,958 He was a snitch, 652 00:37:21,041 --> 00:37:22,791 a snitch and a half. 653 00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:24,666 They called him "Snitchy." 654 00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:28,458 Now I'm sorry I didn't step on his head and only stepped on his feet. 655 00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:40,208 Father! 656 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:45,375 That's right. 657 00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:52,208 Oh, my God! Welcome back, Father! 658 00:37:52,291 --> 00:37:55,583 Come and I'll give you some palinca, some bacon, come here! 659 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,750 As you wish! Come and I'll give you some palinca! 660 00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:08,375 Nobody's dying from the palinca, man! Maybe if they fall in water! 661 00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:10,416 Come here! I'll bring you some! 662 00:38:17,666 --> 00:38:18,875 Hori! 663 00:38:22,541 --> 00:38:23,458 Hori? 664 00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:26,750 Horea! 665 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:28,541 Let's see! What have you got, man? 666 00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,291 What's this carriage? 667 00:38:31,291 --> 00:38:32,541 It's not ours! 668 00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:34,416 It's Nelutu's, from over the hill. 669 00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:38,208 That's a Ruris tractor! It works the earth like a bulldozer! 670 00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:41,000 -And it'll get you from here to there. -Really? 671 00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:44,208 -Yes! -You are a slave to this hag! 672 00:38:44,833 --> 00:38:47,375 I'm a slave… Yes, I'm a slave. 673 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:49,208 -Why? -She's giving us land! 674 00:38:49,791 --> 00:38:50,666 How much? 675 00:38:52,083 --> 00:38:54,000 From there, from that hill to the other end. 676 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:58,458 -Come here and I'll kiss you! Come on! -No, let me go, I'm all sweaty! 677 00:38:58,541 --> 00:39:02,583 Can't you see? The priest's here! I'll stay with my sheep! 678 00:39:02,666 --> 00:39:04,333 -It's clear! Here! -Oh, God! 679 00:39:04,416 --> 00:39:05,708 It's good you came to your senses! 680 00:39:05,791 --> 00:39:07,541 Wait, my mind was never gone! 681 00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:09,166 Just Bică, he's been rigging everything. 682 00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:12,583 -Come on, let's kiss! Come here! -I'm sweating! Leave me alone! 683 00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:15,666 Come on, let's go to the priest and give him some palinca. Come with me! 684 00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:17,250 -Palinca? -Yes. And some clisa. 685 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:18,583 -Palinca? -And some onions. 686 00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:19,875 To give palinca to the father? 687 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:25,333 948, 47, 46, 45, 40… 688 00:39:26,541 --> 00:39:28,333 And you're going to Wool Day too? 689 00:39:28,416 --> 00:39:31,375 -Later, it's early! -Maybe you won't go at all. 690 00:39:31,458 --> 00:39:34,083 Girls, listen to me! Think! 691 00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:38,791 It's a grotesque custom that encourages rape culture! 692 00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:40,875 Holy Father! 693 00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:44,000 Father? 694 00:39:45,041 --> 00:39:48,375 He's not here! 695 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,041 This is how men come to believe 696 00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:52,208 they can do what they want, when they want. 697 00:39:52,291 --> 00:39:54,666 It's true that I was chased by Nicu Pechinezu last year. 698 00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,041 Almost kissed me. 699 00:39:56,708 --> 00:40:01,000 Here! Like I said… A relationship is a choice. 700 00:40:01,083 --> 00:40:03,125 I'll give you a consent to sign, okay? 701 00:40:03,208 --> 00:40:07,208 Girls, just think, now you get to choose, 702 00:40:07,291 --> 00:40:10,291 before the running and kissing, who gets to be the one. 703 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:12,375 My Adiță! 'Cause I love him so much! 704 00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:13,666 Voila! What's your name? 705 00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:15,041 -Maria! -Maria! 706 00:40:15,125 --> 00:40:16,750 Can I have a sip of your palinca? I'm hungry. 707 00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:20,041 We'll put these here, it's hot… And the clisa is melting… 708 00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:23,458 Sit down! Where are you, Father? 709 00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:32,500 It burns. 710 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:33,750 Nine… 711 00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:34,750 Eight… 712 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,125 Seven, six… 713 00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:39,250 Five, four… 714 00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:42,458 Three, two, one… 715 00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:44,083 Zero! 716 00:40:45,541 --> 00:40:48,375 It gives me speed and I'm off to the village at Wool Day to kiss. 717 00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:49,375 Well done! Go on! 718 00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:52,208 To get up to speed, I need that orange carriage of yours. 719 00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:54,708 I'll get there faster! To kiss! 720 00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:57,291 Well… 721 00:40:58,166 --> 00:40:59,000 Well… 722 00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:02,208 Well… 723 00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:03,958 Well! 724 00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:06,333 Well… 725 00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,333 Well! 726 00:41:10,833 --> 00:41:12,166 -Go! -Go! 727 00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:14,916 Come on, man! 728 00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:19,000 I'll give you here to fill in, okay? The form. In two versions, please! 729 00:41:19,083 --> 00:41:23,083 With all your personal details! You sign my consent form. 730 00:41:24,041 --> 00:41:25,458 Kiss and you're done! 731 00:41:25,541 --> 00:41:27,416 Really? Hello, girls! 732 00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:29,833 Where are you from? 733 00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:31,291 Why aren't you at work? 734 00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:34,666 Well, I'm working here, in the market, selling wool. 735 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,875 Yes… Tell us where you're from! 736 00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:39,750 What does it matter? 737 00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:42,083 Well, if it doesn't matter, why don't you tell us? 738 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,833 So be it! I'm from Paris, but I was born in… 739 00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:46,833 Really? From Paris? 740 00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:50,250 And you want to teach us how to make salami or sausage… 741 00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:52,500 Or teach us how to make cheese, to milk sheep… 742 00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:54,625 I suppose you will teach us how to kiss. 743 00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:57,208 -If you talk over me one more time… -What are you doing to me? 744 00:41:58,791 --> 00:42:00,708 Go to the sheepfold now! 745 00:42:00,791 --> 00:42:01,666 No! 746 00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:04,458 I have to sell the wool, here in the market. 747 00:42:04,541 --> 00:42:06,375 I'll sell the wool. 748 00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:11,291 Now you go to the sheepfold and do what I say because you're on duty. 749 00:42:11,375 --> 00:42:13,958 Well… 750 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:17,083 Oh, my! 751 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:25,250 Like I said, the forms! 752 00:42:26,583 --> 00:42:27,583 Alina, yes? 753 00:42:28,125 --> 00:42:29,875 Good! So we're up to… Up to date with the story. 754 00:42:29,958 --> 00:42:31,750 Come on! Get to the girls! 755 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:34,125 -Bică! -I'm coming! 756 00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:35,333 -Come on! -Where are we going? 757 00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,500 Wait, I twisted my leg when you… 758 00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:46,458 Wait, Ticuță! 759 00:42:46,541 --> 00:42:48,166 Please, sign here. 760 00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:50,750 -Here. -Thanks. 761 00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:54,541 Look, so many girls signed already! 762 00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:56,291 It's not possible something like this! 763 00:42:57,458 --> 00:42:58,291 Is he the mayor? 764 00:43:07,208 --> 00:43:08,666 Stop! 765 00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:10,666 What are you doing here? 766 00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:11,791 Mr. Mayor… 767 00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:15,000 I'd like you to sign the petition. 768 00:43:15,083 --> 00:43:17,625 Petition, equality, freedom! 769 00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:20,458 But you don't care that you've made a mockery of this community, 770 00:43:20,541 --> 00:43:21,833 that you've destroyed the fair, 771 00:43:21,916 --> 00:43:23,458 the grandparents, the grandchildren. 772 00:43:23,541 --> 00:43:28,166 Who will remember this bimillennial tradition? 773 00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:29,916 -Who? -Mr. Mayor… 774 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,166 What? 775 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:33,666 As long as I'm here, in Rachitele, 776 00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:39,041 I assure you that there will never be another Wool Day. 777 00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:40,375 Never! 778 00:43:40,458 --> 00:43:45,375 So, you, now, by signing the petition, you can be part of history 779 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,125 with a change… 780 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,166 Or if not… 781 00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:50,833 If not, it will be very… 782 00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:56,750 …de la patrie 783 00:43:58,083 --> 00:43:58,916 La Marseillaise! 784 00:44:05,458 --> 00:44:07,125 Stop! It's enough! 785 00:44:07,791 --> 00:44:09,000 She said to stop. 786 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:10,833 Or you'll be the one who's changed! 787 00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:11,916 Entrez-vous! 788 00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:14,041 Maybe you want to sign. 789 00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:14,958 Really? 790 00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:17,666 Go away! 791 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:20,666 -Horrible! -Go away! 792 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:22,291 Cornel! What's the matter, Mayor? 793 00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:23,791 Ask your crazy woman! 794 00:44:23,875 --> 00:44:25,375 She said she'd turn us all in 795 00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:28,041 for not having a license to hold the festival here. 796 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:29,833 Aren't you the mayor? 797 00:44:29,916 --> 00:44:31,500 Aren't you the one who gives out licenses? 798 00:44:31,583 --> 00:44:33,208 I am the mayor! Who's the mayor? I am! 799 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:36,333 Miss! Miss, stop! 800 00:44:36,416 --> 00:44:38,583 Can you please sign this petition 801 00:44:38,666 --> 00:44:41,083 to stop the chasing and kissing of girls on Wool Day? Please! 802 00:44:41,166 --> 00:44:43,041 Finally! Someone with a good idea! 803 00:44:43,125 --> 00:44:44,833 I'm teaching students not to kiss with cars, 804 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:46,916 and everyone here kisses. 805 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,541 -Exactly! -Give me that pen! 806 00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:51,583 Thank you! 807 00:44:51,666 --> 00:44:52,666 My pleasure! 808 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:55,083 Good! Next one! 809 00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:58,166 Hey, Ticuță, man! 810 00:44:58,250 --> 00:45:00,583 -What's wrong? -People aren't the same. 811 00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:01,583 Really? 812 00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:05,375 Now, if you greet a woman, she says it's harassment. 813 00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:06,375 It's harassment! 814 00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:09,708 If you don't say hello, it's discrimination! 815 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:11,083 Really? 816 00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:12,166 -Seriously! -Really? 817 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:15,500 They make you electrocute the pig before you butcher it. 818 00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:18,416 To make liquor out of your plum, from your yard, 819 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,000 you have to sign an approval. 820 00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:22,708 -No way… -Everywhere only permits, man. 821 00:45:22,791 --> 00:45:27,875 Let me be buried without signing an approval. 822 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:29,333 Did you put gas in it? 823 00:45:30,750 --> 00:45:32,166 What am I supposed to do, Mr. Mayor? 824 00:45:32,250 --> 00:45:33,875 Cornel, what do I do to bring them back? 825 00:45:33,958 --> 00:45:36,333 -Bring who back? -People! Young people! The youth! 826 00:45:37,416 --> 00:45:40,916 The youth is gone. 827 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:41,833 Where? 828 00:45:42,625 --> 00:45:45,041 To the Untold festival! 829 00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:46,291 What's that? Festival? 830 00:45:46,375 --> 00:45:50,500 -The biggest festival! The Magic Land! -No way… 831 00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:51,416 Way! 832 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:52,541 And it's full of… 833 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,833 -Freshies? -Hey! 834 00:45:55,916 --> 00:45:57,125 Of youth? 835 00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:58,041 Full of youth? 836 00:45:58,125 --> 00:45:59,250 -Only youth! -No way! 837 00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:02,083 -Hot-blooded! -No way! 838 00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:05,208 Then I'll take Wool Day to… 839 00:46:05,291 --> 00:46:07,208 -There, to Cluj! -Take it! 840 00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:09,458 We'll go there! 841 00:46:10,125 --> 00:46:13,458 -Hello! -Hello, Mr. Mayor! Hello, hello! 842 00:46:13,541 --> 00:46:14,458 -Look… -What? 843 00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:15,500 We're going to Untold! 844 00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:19,833 There are fresh, hot-blooded girls there. That's what the mayor said! 845 00:46:19,916 --> 00:46:22,000 And we can kiss them for sure! Let's go! 846 00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:23,166 -Now? -Now! 847 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:24,083 Let's go! 848 00:46:24,875 --> 00:46:27,083 -Bye! -My hope is with you! 849 00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:28,625 -Go! -We're going! 850 00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:29,833 Godspeed! 851 00:46:39,208 --> 00:46:40,500 -Tica? -What? 852 00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:42,333 I understand you're going to Untold. 853 00:46:42,416 --> 00:46:44,833 -Are you taking us? -Vasi, your mom won't let you go… 854 00:46:44,916 --> 00:46:45,750 You're so young. 855 00:46:45,833 --> 00:46:47,041 -I'm coming! -No, you're not! 856 00:46:47,125 --> 00:46:50,333 -I'm coming too! -Jigo, it's not allowed! 857 00:46:54,541 --> 00:46:56,916 I did it! 858 00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:00,166 I got signatures! I did what I set out to do! 859 00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:02,750 No more barbarism here! It's over! 860 00:47:02,833 --> 00:47:05,666 In this horrible, lost village! No more! 861 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:07,333 -I've done it! -Shut up! 862 00:47:09,125 --> 00:47:09,958 On me! 863 00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:14,208 See how much I've mowed here? 864 00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:17,000 With the Ruris mower, you finish the job before you start! 865 00:47:18,375 --> 00:47:19,916 Come on, back to the movie! 866 00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:25,916 I did it! I got the signatures! We'll manage! 867 00:47:27,791 --> 00:47:29,333 -My foot! -My eggs! 868 00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:32,208 My eggs! 869 00:47:32,291 --> 00:47:33,583 My eggs! 870 00:47:34,208 --> 00:47:35,541 I think it's broken! 871 00:47:35,625 --> 00:47:37,250 My eggs! 872 00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:39,875 Lady, I see you have a problem with my eggs! 873 00:47:41,041 --> 00:47:43,208 So you're saying all this happened because of a fall. 874 00:47:43,291 --> 00:47:44,583 May I tell the story? 875 00:47:45,958 --> 00:47:47,500 May I tell you? 876 00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:50,916 -Go on! -Daddy's little children! 877 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,083 Oh, my! How do you do? How are you? 878 00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:56,041 You're mean! 879 00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:57,750 You're mean! 880 00:47:57,833 --> 00:48:01,125 -What's wrong with you? Does it hurt? -Admit you wanted to kill me. Look! 881 00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:02,333 Me kill you? 882 00:48:02,416 --> 00:48:05,416 No way! I wouldn't hurt a little bug. 883 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:06,500 You think I don't know that? 884 00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:09,416 Tica told you to hurt me because I managed to shut down Wool Day. 885 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,208 -I'm not… What did you do? -Yes. 886 00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:22,416 I shut down Wool Day. 887 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:24,791 -And I'm very proud of it! -You shut down Wool Day? 888 00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:25,708 -Yes! -Now, see?! 889 00:48:25,791 --> 00:48:27,541 For a thing like that, you deserve a spanking, 890 00:48:27,625 --> 00:48:28,458 but not to kill you! 891 00:48:29,125 --> 00:48:30,750 So you admit you wanted to hurt me! 892 00:48:30,833 --> 00:48:33,916 I don't admit… I'm not hurting anyone. Let me help you! Come on, let's go… 893 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,333 No! Don't touch me and leave me alone right now! 894 00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:37,875 Now, then be healthy! I'm out of here. 895 00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:39,916 Wait! Stop! Please! 896 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,208 What do you want? To leave me like this… Like a sheep… 897 00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:44,208 To be eaten by all the wolves here… Like prey? 898 00:48:44,291 --> 00:48:47,583 God understand you women! You want my help or not? 899 00:48:47,666 --> 00:48:49,166 Now you want me to take you, now you don't. 900 00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:50,875 Do you want to go or don't you? 901 00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:53,333 -Yes! But it's broken! -It's not broken! 902 00:48:53,416 --> 00:48:55,541 Trust me! I have a cure for you… 903 00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:58,666 Please, promise me you'll call a doctor. I'm begging you! 904 00:48:58,750 --> 00:49:00,666 -Up here, at the top of the hill? -Yes, please! 905 00:49:00,750 --> 00:49:02,708 -If it's broken… -Until the doctor gets here, 906 00:49:02,791 --> 00:49:03,875 we'll have moldy cheese. 907 00:49:03,958 --> 00:49:05,041 I'll give you something and… 908 00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:06,083 -Slowly! -Slowly! 909 00:49:06,166 --> 00:49:08,083 -That's it! One, two, three… -Three and up! 910 00:49:08,166 --> 00:49:10,041 -It's broken! -Up you go! No, there! 911 00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:12,041 -Put your arm here! -One, two, three! 912 00:49:12,125 --> 00:49:14,000 Three and up! 913 00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:16,000 Come with me, I have a cure! 914 00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:19,000 -Oh, God! -I have a cure for you and your foot. 915 00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:22,500 Your little leg is fine. It's just a little spring. 916 00:49:22,583 --> 00:49:26,125 -It's got gangrene! -It's a little spring, that's it! 917 00:49:39,125 --> 00:49:40,291 Oh, my God! 918 00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:42,125 Man, that's so cool! 919 00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:46,416 -Boy, am I glad we got here first! -Yeah, yeah, yeah! 920 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,625 -It's better than Wool Day, man! -It is! 921 00:49:50,416 --> 00:49:52,750 -Come on! -You'll see when it's full here! 922 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,541 -Slow down! -Slowly, slowly! 923 00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:59,166 -Oh, God! -Slowly, yes! Look, we'll-- we'll put… 924 00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:02,125 -Here, look! -It hurts so bad! 925 00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,541 Sit here. 926 00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:05,333 Stretch your little leg, I'll go get… 927 00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:07,750 Put this on, it's wet and cold… 928 00:50:07,833 --> 00:50:09,166 Here, it smells nice! Like milk! 929 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,458 Put it on! Hold it there! I'll get the cure. 930 00:50:12,541 --> 00:50:13,875 Wait! What cure? 931 00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:16,416 We have a cure here… The cure… You'll see! 932 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:19,541 Any pain, sorrow, sigh… Anything goes… 933 00:50:19,625 --> 00:50:20,458 Like magic! 934 00:50:20,541 --> 00:50:22,791 Headache, stomachache, bellyache, everything! 935 00:50:22,875 --> 00:50:24,750 Okay, but please, hurry, I can't take it anymore! 936 00:50:24,833 --> 00:50:26,583 I'm going! It's the mother of all cures! 937 00:50:26,666 --> 00:50:28,500 -Go, I'm dying! -I'll be right back! 938 00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:54,958 You drank all the palinca, Ticuță? 939 00:50:55,708 --> 00:50:57,833 That's why you see priests at the sheepfold. 940 00:51:14,625 --> 00:51:16,791 Fucking asshole! Listen what he writes! 941 00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:20,333 "I'm sorry, but the team-building is very important. I can't miss it." 942 00:51:20,416 --> 00:51:22,000 Meaning you're not important… 943 00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:24,833 Do you think you had to translate? Did she not understand? 944 00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:26,166 We're wasting our time 945 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:29,125 and I don't understand why we have to talk about this stuff all the time. 946 00:51:29,208 --> 00:51:30,541 -To hell with them! -You know what? 947 00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:33,125 We came here to have fun, not to feel sorry for ourselves. 948 00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:35,750 We have extra tickets and we'll give them to someone. 949 00:51:35,833 --> 00:51:37,166 We let fate choose. 950 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:45,541 Am-dam-dez! 951 00:51:45,625 --> 00:51:46,666 Zi-zimani-frez! 952 00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:47,875 Say-zimani-pomparez! 953 00:51:47,958 --> 00:51:48,958 Am-dam-dez! 954 00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:49,875 This one! 955 00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:19,958 -Hello! -Hello! 956 00:52:20,041 --> 00:52:22,166 -Bracelets? -Don't need them! 957 00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:23,083 You need them! 958 00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:25,875 -If you need them, go buy some! -Are you making fun of me? 959 00:52:25,958 --> 00:52:28,583 The first men that come our way, that's who we go with! 960 00:52:29,583 --> 00:52:32,583 We don't wear bracelets! We don't want bracelets! 961 00:52:32,666 --> 00:52:34,375 -We're shepherds! -From Rachitele! 962 00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:38,333 -I don't know… I mean, I wouldn't… -Girl! 963 00:52:38,416 --> 00:52:41,208 If you want to piss off our boyfriends, 964 00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:43,166 we'll have to pose with these guys at the festival! 965 00:52:43,875 --> 00:52:44,708 Let me explain. 966 00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:47,666 If you don't have bracelets, you can't get in. 967 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:49,833 Okay. Give us two bracelets! How much? 968 00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,541 -I don't have any. -If you don't have any, 969 00:52:51,625 --> 00:52:53,041 then why are you asking if we want some? 970 00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:55,208 I didn't ask if you want bracelets, I asked if you had any. 971 00:52:55,291 --> 00:52:58,541 -Well, we don't. -Well, then… You won't get in! 972 00:53:00,375 --> 00:53:02,666 Come on, come on! 973 00:53:07,291 --> 00:53:09,833 -Stop -Hi! Are you going to the festival? 974 00:53:11,041 --> 00:53:14,125 -Yeah. -We have three tickets! 975 00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:16,291 -Are you coming with us? -Want to come? 976 00:53:16,375 --> 00:53:17,500 Oh, my… 977 00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:42,875 Why are you so late? Where have you been for so long? 978 00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:43,958 I can't stand the pain! 979 00:53:44,041 --> 00:53:46,458 Well, I went to fetch this cure! Oh, my God! 980 00:53:46,541 --> 00:53:50,125 This is Horică's horinca. Lady, this palinca… 981 00:53:54,916 --> 00:53:57,375 You know how it's like? God's miracle! 982 00:53:57,458 --> 00:53:58,541 That's very strong. 983 00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:02,208 It's only drank with water from the spring of the Lost Drunk 984 00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:03,833 at the Rascaz Monastery! 985 00:54:03,916 --> 00:54:07,083 It's very strong! It's about 90 degrees. 986 00:54:07,166 --> 00:54:09,416 I wonder where that water is! This is where he kept it! 987 00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:11,000 He drank that too! 988 00:54:11,083 --> 00:54:15,416 It's a palinca that our daddy stored at the birth of each one of us. 989 00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:19,500 And then he said… That must be it. 990 00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:21,958 He said to have it at the wedding, when we get married. 991 00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,000 It's from plums… 992 00:54:24,291 --> 00:54:25,333 God! 993 00:54:26,541 --> 00:54:28,458 You, woman, what did you do? 994 00:54:29,583 --> 00:54:31,750 Crazy woman! Half a bottle? 995 00:54:35,166 --> 00:54:36,541 You're like cucumber juice. 996 00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:39,333 Let's get you inside! Oh, my God! 997 00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:10,625 Don't move so much, good woman, 998 00:56:10,708 --> 00:56:12,833 or I'll drop you and I won't be able to pick you up again. 999 00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:17,250 Well, you know, if you drop me, we're gonna have a serious boo-boo. 1000 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:18,833 I understand, but let's go! 1001 00:56:18,916 --> 00:56:23,166 -And don't kiss me! -No, really… 1002 00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:24,958 Look, our girls! 1003 00:56:25,041 --> 00:56:26,875 Oh, my! Hello, girls! 1004 00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:29,291 -Girls! -Here, look at these! 1005 00:56:30,208 --> 00:56:31,916 -Hello! -Courage! 1006 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,833 What are you doing? Come on, sit down! 1007 00:56:33,916 --> 00:56:35,916 -Wow! -Hey! Is this real? 1008 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,750 Yes… Ten… Ten sheep I skinned for it! 1009 00:56:37,833 --> 00:56:39,916 -Oh, so you're really shepherds? -Yes! 1010 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,208 -The real ones! -No way! 1011 00:56:41,291 --> 00:56:43,916 You, good woman, you'll fall down and it's hard to get you up! 1012 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,666 -I will not! -Okay. 1013 00:56:47,291 --> 00:56:49,791 God help you! Come on! 1014 00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:52,500 My eggs! 1015 00:56:53,125 --> 00:56:56,333 Wait! Stop! What have you done? 1016 00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:57,458 What have you done? 1017 00:56:57,541 --> 00:56:59,791 -Men in France are… -What have you done? 1018 00:56:59,875 --> 00:57:02,791 Oh, my! They are okay! 1019 00:57:04,125 --> 00:57:06,916 What are you guys doing here? What are you guys doing? Selling? 1020 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,875 We're not selling! We're buying! We were hungry. 1021 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:11,125 We wanted to buy cheese and bacon… And they don't have any. 1022 00:57:11,208 --> 00:57:14,500 I know only three colors 1023 00:57:14,583 --> 00:57:15,583 How do you know this song? 1024 00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:19,083 They remind me of a brave people 1025 00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:20,958 -So you're producers? -Yes, we are! We produce! 1026 00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:22,291 You produce what? 1027 00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:26,625 Well, cheese, butter, salted cheese, 1028 00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:29,958 sweet cheese, cow cheese… 1029 00:57:30,041 --> 00:57:32,166 -But wait! Where are you from? -Milk! 1030 00:57:32,250 --> 00:57:36,000 God help us! Nice work, lady! 1031 00:57:36,083 --> 00:57:37,583 I had to carry you today… 1032 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:45,500 Stay here! I'll go get you some moare, sauerkraut juice… 1033 00:57:45,583 --> 00:57:47,625 -To get you on your feet. -Wait! 1034 00:57:47,708 --> 00:57:50,500 -Where are you from? -From the Rachitele! 1035 00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:54,375 -Isn't that near here? -Yes, it is! Just around the corner! 1036 00:57:54,458 --> 00:57:56,916 -Do you have accommodation? -We've got it! 1037 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,625 Of course! We'll make palinca, jam! 1038 00:57:58,708 --> 00:58:02,750 No! Accommodation! If we have a place to sleep, to stay, to eat, to… 1039 00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:04,291 You do! Eat your heart out! 1040 00:58:04,375 --> 00:58:05,708 Do you love me? 1041 00:58:07,291 --> 00:58:11,041 -I don't love you. -That's okay. I don't love you either! 1042 00:58:14,583 --> 00:58:17,750 -Why are you crying now? -Because I… 1043 00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:21,166 -What is it? -I'm not lovable… 1044 00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:23,833 Lord, bless you! How can you not be lovable? 1045 00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:27,458 Well, we always have accommodation! To sleep and eat and sleep… 1046 00:58:27,541 --> 00:58:28,833 -Didn't I tell you? -All three? 1047 00:58:28,916 --> 00:58:32,375 Yes, all three! There's fresh air at the sheepfold, girls! 1048 00:58:32,458 --> 00:58:34,208 Do you realize what stories we'll be making? 1049 00:58:34,291 --> 00:58:37,875 Dear lady, every soul in this world is lovable, 1050 00:58:37,958 --> 00:58:39,916 but you must found him! 1051 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,125 That's why he left me… 1052 00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:45,791 You know what? Whoever dumped you was either stupid or faking it! 1053 00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:52,458 We have hundreds of sheep! Horses! Donkeys! Chickens! Turkeys! Fowls! 1054 00:58:52,541 --> 00:58:53,458 Dogs! 1055 00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:55,541 Well, how can you leave such a beautiful proud woman? 1056 00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:59,083 Smart, from the city, beautiful… 1057 00:58:59,166 --> 00:59:00,000 Blonde… 1058 00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:01,708 Are you hitting on me? 1059 00:59:02,708 --> 00:59:04,958 No, no, no! God forbid! 1060 00:59:05,041 --> 00:59:07,875 -I'm not hitting on you… -Why not? 1061 00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:09,458 In such a long time? 1062 00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:12,375 Listen… 1063 00:59:13,583 --> 00:59:15,000 to me. 1064 00:59:16,666 --> 00:59:17,958 If you promise 1065 00:59:19,666 --> 00:59:23,458 to make me lovable, 1066 00:59:25,166 --> 00:59:27,916 I promise to give you everything I have! 1067 00:59:28,541 --> 00:59:31,333 -Come on! Go! -Come on, girls! 1068 00:59:31,416 --> 00:59:33,500 Come on, quick, get to the right and we'll take you! 1069 00:59:33,583 --> 00:59:36,250 The house, the stable, 1070 00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:38,083 the sheep… everything you want! 1071 00:59:38,791 --> 00:59:40,083 What… 1072 00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:42,750 It would suit me fine, but… 1073 00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:47,250 Quick! Oh, how nice! Come on! 1074 00:59:47,333 --> 00:59:51,416 I mean… Wait… I can come to you for a bit, 1075 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,750 but only for a bit, because I'm married. 1076 00:59:53,833 --> 00:59:56,041 -Wait! -God has put his hand on our heads! 1077 00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:58,833 -And that crazy woman? -I'll deal with her! Girls! 1078 00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:02,416 Look, we're going to the notary tomorrow! I promise! 1079 01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:04,166 Wait! Wait a minute! 1080 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,375 I mean, let me see if I'm getting this right. 1081 01:00:07,458 --> 01:00:10,875 If I make you feel loveable and happy, 1082 01:00:10,958 --> 01:00:12,916 will you give me what you promised? 1083 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,875 But you keep your word! Because today you've drank a lot… 1084 01:00:16,833 --> 01:00:20,333 I told you I came here because I'm looking for peace… 1085 01:00:21,041 --> 01:00:23,916 -I know I drank but… You gave me… -Well… 1086 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,958 Alright, we'll try! 1087 01:00:26,833 --> 01:00:29,541 But you promise not to kiss me? 1088 01:01:11,625 --> 01:01:12,875 Are we there yet? 1089 01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:16,500 There's been a lot, there's not much left! 1090 01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:22,083 My head hurts! 1091 01:01:23,416 --> 01:01:24,875 Oh, my God! My head! 1092 01:01:42,875 --> 01:01:44,500 "I'm amazed by you 1093 01:01:45,208 --> 01:01:47,333 You look and smell so nice 1094 01:01:48,041 --> 01:01:49,916 Day and night in the woods 1095 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,958 You're like a bear eating berries." 1096 01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:55,750 Like a bear? 1097 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,708 -You call me fat? -No, I don't! Oh, God forbid! I said… 1098 01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:03,333 worthy, hardworking like the bear, because… 1099 01:02:03,416 --> 01:02:06,166 a bear goes three, four miles after three raspberries. 1100 01:02:06,250 --> 01:02:10,166 And why didn't you say, "Hardworking like a… bee"? 1101 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:11,666 I was thinking about a bee… 1102 01:02:11,750 --> 01:02:14,416 -But it rhymes with… -With cat. 1103 01:02:15,250 --> 01:02:18,583 -So… -And you could've said: 1104 01:02:18,666 --> 01:02:23,916 "Hardworking like a bee And beautiful like a cat." 1105 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,416 Yeah, well, the metrics don't… 1106 01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:27,833 You don't get it. 1107 01:02:27,916 --> 01:02:29,291 I'll speak French to you. 1108 01:02:31,125 --> 01:02:32,750 Hello, Comrade Professor! 1109 01:02:32,833 --> 01:02:34,375 What's the lesson for today? 1110 01:02:34,458 --> 01:02:36,916 The lesson for today is… 1111 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,041 Eiffel Tower, Paris-Dakar. 200 cm, ice on river banks. 1112 01:02:41,875 --> 01:02:44,041 Please, stop. 1113 01:02:44,916 --> 01:02:45,750 Then… 1114 01:02:46,875 --> 01:02:48,041 -Excuse me. -What is this? 1115 01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:50,291 It's not a this, it's… a harmonica. 1116 01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:51,208 For you… 1117 01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:01,500 Cut it out! Stop! 1118 01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:03,375 That's enough! 1119 01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,958 I don't know how to make you happy if you don't tell me what to do! 1120 01:03:08,041 --> 01:03:12,250 Tell me how to make you happy and I'll make you happy. Anything! 1121 01:03:12,333 --> 01:03:13,791 -Anything? -Anything! 1122 01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:16,208 I want the house and the barn! 1123 01:03:16,291 --> 01:03:17,166 Anything? 1124 01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:22,791 Then… I want… 1125 01:03:23,750 --> 01:03:24,583 Scrambled eggs. 1126 01:03:25,750 --> 01:03:26,625 Scrambled eggs? 1127 01:03:28,083 --> 01:03:31,250 I'll do it right away! With dill? 1128 01:03:32,791 --> 01:03:33,750 With… 1129 01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:36,750 With your precious eggs. 1130 01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:03,875 We're here! 1131 01:04:04,583 --> 01:04:06,541 Come on, girls, make yourselves at home! 1132 01:04:06,625 --> 01:04:08,166 Bică, come with me! 1133 01:04:08,250 --> 01:04:09,791 Make yourselves at home! 1134 01:04:10,541 --> 01:04:11,375 -Listen! -What? 1135 01:04:12,125 --> 01:04:14,750 You go over there and yell that you're going to piss! 1136 01:04:14,833 --> 01:04:16,833 I can't say that! 1137 01:04:16,916 --> 01:04:19,125 Say you're going to the toilet. 1138 01:04:19,208 --> 01:04:22,000 You're going into the woods and rub blueberries on your face and… 1139 01:04:22,083 --> 01:04:23,916 -Well, I don't piss? -Shut up and do what I tell you! 1140 01:04:24,666 --> 01:04:27,916 Rub blueberries on your face to look like a ghoul. 1141 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,916 Count to 1101, okay? 1142 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:35,083 If I happen to come home with only two eggs… 1143 01:04:35,958 --> 01:04:38,750 We'll still have two babies or not at all if one of them… 1144 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,666 if I lost one… it broke? 1145 01:04:40,750 --> 01:04:42,916 How can I kiss a girls? I'm a ghoul. 1146 01:04:43,958 --> 01:04:47,166 You clean yourself! Are you stupid? 1147 01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:48,708 Go! Now! 1148 01:04:48,791 --> 01:04:49,666 Which one do I kiss? 1149 01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:51,291 Anyone, I don't care. 1150 01:04:51,375 --> 01:04:53,583 I want to kiss the petite one. 1151 01:04:54,875 --> 01:04:56,083 We'll see! Go! 1152 01:04:56,166 --> 01:05:02,500 Well, no, you… You're… I've got all three of them! 1153 01:05:02,583 --> 01:05:06,541 Oh, God, protect me! If you want, I'll take a picture and show them to you. 1154 01:05:06,625 --> 01:05:08,083 I know how to send them now. 1155 01:05:08,166 --> 01:05:09,875 I'm gonna take a piss! 1156 01:05:09,958 --> 01:05:11,458 -I'm going to… closet. -Go already! 1157 01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:13,875 -I'm going to the… -Go! 1158 01:05:14,666 --> 01:05:18,500 -Let's go! -No, we should wait for him. He's… 1159 01:05:18,583 --> 01:05:23,625 -He'll get lost? -No, but there are ghouls around here. 1160 01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:29,333 295, 294, 292… 1161 01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:30,250 This is it! 1162 01:05:30,333 --> 01:05:32,250 993… 1163 01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:34,708 I keep running around here, 1164 01:05:34,791 --> 01:05:38,083 and if one breaks… 1165 01:05:38,166 --> 01:05:41,041 we'll still have only two kids if… 1166 01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:44,166 -Hori! -What is it? 1167 01:05:44,250 --> 01:05:45,250 -Hori! -What? 1168 01:05:45,333 --> 01:05:47,291 -We won! -What? 1169 01:05:47,375 --> 01:05:50,916 At Untold! It's full of… fish! 1170 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,416 -I caught them! -Caught what? 1171 01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:54,875 Three women, three jars of cream! 1172 01:05:54,958 --> 01:05:57,166 Three buckets full of milk! Victory! 1173 01:05:57,250 --> 01:05:58,166 I'm sure I'll kiss one! 1174 01:05:58,250 --> 01:05:59,416 -Where are they? -There! 1175 01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:01,833 632… 1176 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,958 644… 1177 01:06:04,041 --> 01:06:05,208 628… 1178 01:06:05,291 --> 01:06:06,958 Good job! 1179 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:12,916 -What do I have to do? -Listen! 1180 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,166 -What?! -Go inside the house! 1181 01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:15,708 And you keep that crazy woman in there! 1182 01:06:15,791 --> 01:06:16,958 So I can kiss! 1183 01:06:17,041 --> 01:06:19,250 I'll kiss a girl, a little dove! 1184 01:06:20,458 --> 01:06:24,375 Be very careful, be wise! 1185 01:06:24,458 --> 01:06:25,916 -I'm a man! -If there are three of them, 1186 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:29,916 you have to choose carefully because she will warm your bed! 1187 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,458 After all this time! 1188 01:06:33,125 --> 01:06:33,958 I'm a man! 1189 01:06:34,875 --> 01:06:36,833 -He was quick! -I'll help you! 1190 01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:39,416 I'm going! Girls! 1191 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:44,125 96, 990… 1192 01:06:44,958 --> 01:06:46,375 600… Come on! 1193 01:06:46,458 --> 01:06:47,666 600… 502… 1194 01:07:53,583 --> 01:07:54,958 632… 1195 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,416 644… 1196 01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:58,708 628… 1197 01:07:58,791 --> 01:08:00,500 600… Damn it! 1198 01:08:01,125 --> 01:08:02,041 300! 1199 01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:05,333 No! I'll soil my shirt! 1200 01:08:18,041 --> 01:08:21,500 Girls! This way! Look, there's our sheepfold! 1201 01:08:21,583 --> 01:08:23,333 Jacuzzi from West Zalau! 1202 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,333 Let's take pictures! 1203 01:08:25,416 --> 01:08:27,458 This is for milk! Keep your hair out of it! 1204 01:08:28,125 --> 01:08:29,666 So what? It's good for complexion. 1205 01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:31,250 -And for skin. -Yes. 1206 01:08:31,333 --> 01:08:33,708 For the cheese. For Swiss cheese. 1207 01:08:33,791 --> 01:08:36,958 It's got holes in it. It's bubbling, it' s poking holes… 1208 01:08:37,041 --> 01:08:42,750 332, 333… 326, 340… 1209 01:08:42,833 --> 01:08:44,208 Let's go in the house! 1210 01:08:44,291 --> 01:08:46,833 Don't go in the house, it's haunted! Great God! 1211 01:08:46,916 --> 01:08:48,416 -Haunted? -You don't know the stories? 1212 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:49,625 This house is haunted. 1213 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:52,541 Come here. In this house lives a dead ghoul. 1214 01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:55,583 -Let's take a selfie with the ghoul! -Shut up! He can hear you! Wow! 1215 01:08:56,541 --> 01:08:57,666 196… 1216 01:08:57,750 --> 01:09:00,250 196… 193… 1217 01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:01,833 192… 180… 1218 01:09:01,916 --> 01:09:03,458 107… Go away! 1219 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,250 What did I tell you? 1220 01:09:19,333 --> 01:09:20,458 Just listen! 1221 01:09:22,666 --> 01:09:24,250 -You pervert! -No! 1222 01:09:24,333 --> 01:09:25,375 You pig! 1223 01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:27,250 -You wanted to rape me. -No! 1224 01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:30,708 -What are you doing here naked? Get out! -No! 1225 01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:32,541 Stay by my side! 1226 01:09:32,625 --> 01:09:35,000 Keep it like this, in front. Slowly, so they don't hear us moving! 1227 01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:38,000 Walk slow and fast! Go! 1228 01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:40,708 I know the rules! I'll fight him! 1229 01:09:40,791 --> 01:09:42,250 Go that way! I have a secret place! 1230 01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:44,750 Ticuță! There are so many! 1231 01:09:44,833 --> 01:09:46,291 Ticuță! 1232 01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:49,083 I'm allergic! Where are you? 1233 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:53,125 Ticuță! No more! They are eating me! 1234 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,375 It's not true! 1235 01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:03,708 -You wanted to drug me! -No! It's not true! 1236 01:10:03,791 --> 01:10:05,541 Understand I don't do stuff like this! 1237 01:10:05,625 --> 01:10:08,041 I'm strong as Ponce stone! Like iron! I'll fight it! 1238 01:10:08,125 --> 01:10:11,208 I'm like a tree! I know that ghoul! I've seen it twice already! 1239 01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:17,125 Grab some garlic! Quick! Put it around your necks! 1240 01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:19,708 Don't eat it! Let me lock the door! 1241 01:10:19,791 --> 01:10:22,666 It doesn't know how to use doors and knobs! 1242 01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:24,750 Oh, my… 1243 01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:38,958 Good! And this is the day with the girls… With the kidnapping, right? 1244 01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:41,458 It is? 1245 01:10:41,541 --> 01:10:43,416 -Are you out of your mind? -They're ghouls! 1246 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:47,416 -Maybe they are ghouls! I'm serious! -Where'd you guys come from, off the… 1247 01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:49,791 I'm wearing just an undervest 1248 01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:52,541 because I got oil all over me and all I have is a shirt. 1249 01:10:52,625 --> 01:10:55,041 What's wrong with you? Calm down! 1250 01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:57,166 He tried to rape me! 1251 01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:58,500 That's not true! 1252 01:10:58,583 --> 01:11:00,833 -He got me drunk! -There is more palinca? 1253 01:11:00,916 --> 01:11:04,583 -And you know what he did? Twice he came into my room naked! 1254 01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:06,875 -With his business hanging out? -No, Ticuță! 1255 01:11:07,583 --> 01:11:10,750 -Hey, you little prick! -No… Maybe it's a mistake! 1256 01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:14,000 I thought it was an accident the first time, but the second time? 1257 01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,625 Come on! You little prick! 1258 01:11:24,791 --> 01:11:25,875 Oh, my! 1259 01:11:28,291 --> 01:11:30,125 -Calm down! Come on, go! -I'll call the police! 1260 01:11:30,208 --> 01:11:32,041 -What do you mean? -I'll take care of it. 1261 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:33,166 Shut up! 1262 01:11:33,250 --> 01:11:35,166 Don't you believe her! Please! 1263 01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:36,875 Go over there, in the bedroom! 1264 01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:38,750 Hey! Don't mess with the crazy, man! 1265 01:11:38,833 --> 01:11:41,083 -Why didn't you take my side? -But I… 1266 01:11:48,041 --> 01:11:50,833 -That's it. He did it. -What? 1267 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:52,541 Girls! 1268 01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:55,375 -The ghoul is coming! -What? 1269 01:11:56,416 --> 01:11:58,250 It's here and it's coming for us! 1270 01:12:03,833 --> 01:12:05,666 It's coming! 1271 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:13,750 I was naked because I wanted to warm up with my eggs! 1272 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:15,875 -And? -And I didn't know he was around! 1273 01:12:15,958 --> 01:12:19,833 And now she'll turn me in to the police? For raping foreign women? 1274 01:12:19,916 --> 01:12:21,375 -He's dead! -From the garlic! 1275 01:12:21,458 --> 01:12:22,416 -Yes! -From the garlic! 1276 01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:24,833 -Did I tell you it works? That means he's really a ghoul! 1277 01:12:24,916 --> 01:12:26,291 Are you okay? 1278 01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:28,041 -Calm down. -I'm going to jail! 1279 01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:30,166 -Nobody's throwing you in jail! -Do something! 1280 01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:33,125 Listen carefully! Dear! 1281 01:12:38,583 --> 01:12:41,708 -Who's there? -It's me! Calm down! 1282 01:12:41,791 --> 01:12:42,916 Don't mess with the crazy guy! 1283 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,208 He's crazy! I know it! 1284 01:12:44,291 --> 01:12:45,875 Calm down! It's over! 1285 01:12:45,958 --> 01:12:47,333 -What do you want? -I need some water! 1286 01:12:47,416 --> 01:12:48,708 -Water? -Water! I can't breathe! 1287 01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:50,041 -Water. -Water. 1288 01:12:50,125 --> 01:12:52,083 -He's crazy! -I'll go to the police! 1289 01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:53,833 Don't go to the police, kind woman! 1290 01:12:53,916 --> 01:12:58,125 Don't go! He's crazy because he's the age of the unbloomed man. He's not married! 1291 01:12:58,208 --> 01:13:00,333 "Unbloomed"? He said he had eggs with his wife. 1292 01:13:00,416 --> 01:13:03,041 He's not married in church. Mind your own business! Calm down! 1293 01:13:03,125 --> 01:13:04,875 -Water? -Water! 1294 01:13:04,958 --> 01:13:05,833 Of course! 1295 01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:10,916 Here! Have water! 1296 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,500 Calm down. People die. 1297 01:13:12,583 --> 01:13:15,208 -My grandma died like that. -That's palinca! 1298 01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:18,000 -It's good! -Drink! 1299 01:13:18,791 --> 01:13:21,958 Stay calm here, I'll go and fix it, I know how to slap him in the head. 1300 01:13:22,041 --> 01:13:24,208 He's got some behavioral problems. 1301 01:13:24,291 --> 01:13:26,541 -I'm going to the police. -You're not going to any police. 1302 01:13:26,625 --> 01:13:28,416 Nobody. You don't go to no police. 1303 01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:31,291 I'll take care of him because I know the rules. He's got problems. 1304 01:13:31,375 --> 01:13:33,666 Since he was a kid. Because this one might rape you. 1305 01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:36,500 One time, he raped a Russian girl. 1306 01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:40,583 -Quel bordel! -Brothel, but you can't help it! 1307 01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:42,708 Stay here and calm down. 1308 01:13:43,625 --> 01:13:45,833 -My Titică… -What? 1309 01:13:45,916 --> 01:13:48,458 You are a kind and gentle man! 1310 01:13:48,541 --> 01:13:52,541 Choosing justice over your brother… I find that incredible. 1311 01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:55,166 -I appreciate it. Enorm… -Yes, I know! I raised him! 1312 01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:56,333 -Stay here! -Be careful! 1313 01:13:57,250 --> 01:14:01,000 We have to do something. Let's find a solution. 1314 01:14:02,458 --> 01:14:04,500 Have you calmed down? 1315 01:14:04,583 --> 01:14:06,083 He's dead. He's not coming here. 1316 01:14:06,166 --> 01:14:08,000 -Really? -Naughty boy! 1317 01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:09,875 I don't know how to… 1318 01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:11,791 What's wrong? Are you out of your mind? 1319 01:14:12,458 --> 01:14:15,375 She said that If I beat you up, she won't call the police. 1320 01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:17,708 So I beat you and you scream! 1321 01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:19,125 You mean you beat me? 1322 01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:21,083 You have to say this: 1323 01:14:21,166 --> 01:14:25,125 "Tica! You're stronger than me. Even if I am a ghoul!" Okay? 1324 01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:26,083 What ghoul? 1325 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:30,208 She's not from our village and she thinks the ghouls… women… 1326 01:14:30,291 --> 01:14:31,500 Okay? Go for it! 1327 01:14:31,583 --> 01:14:33,125 Ticuță! 1328 01:14:34,541 --> 01:14:38,041 You're stronger than me even if I'm a ghoul! 1329 01:14:47,416 --> 01:14:50,666 -Say: "Shepherd, stop hitting me!" -Well, you're not a shepherd. 1330 01:14:52,458 --> 01:14:54,291 Run! Get out! 1331 01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:57,000 You're all crazy! 1332 01:14:57,083 --> 01:14:59,458 "Shepherd, stop hitting me!" 1333 01:15:06,291 --> 01:15:07,416 Did you beat him good? 1334 01:15:07,500 --> 01:15:11,416 Of course I beat him! So I beat him! I gave him a couple of kicks! 1335 01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:13,500 Listen! You're going to the police. 1336 01:15:13,583 --> 01:15:16,500 You say he wanted to rape you. Tell them everything. Go on, go! 1337 01:15:16,583 --> 01:15:18,250 -What about you? -What about me? 1338 01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:19,708 I need witnesses! 1339 01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:21,166 I have to take care of the sheep! 1340 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:22,833 You scolded me why I butcher the sheep, 1341 01:15:22,916 --> 01:15:24,916 now I let the wolves eat them? 1342 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:28,625 -If it's about the sheep, you're right! -Go! Go! Go straight there! 1343 01:15:28,708 --> 01:15:33,208 Only on the path! Take care! 1344 01:15:33,291 --> 01:15:34,625 I'm like an oak! 1345 01:15:34,708 --> 01:15:37,625 We got the ghoul, girls! Stay calm! It's no problem! 1346 01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:40,958 Oh, my! 1347 01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:43,083 These are drunk! 1348 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:47,833 Bică! 1349 01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:50,333 Bică! What's wrong with you? 1350 01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:54,125 Get up, man! What's wrong with you? 1351 01:15:54,208 --> 01:15:56,625 -Bees! Lots of bees! -Bees? 1352 01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,208 Let's go inside! 1353 01:15:58,291 --> 01:15:59,875 Do you understand what I'm talking about? 1354 01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:03,000 -What are we doing? -I got a solution! 1355 01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:05,750 We'll take them to the house! 1356 01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:07,500 I'll take two, you take one. Okay? 1357 01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:08,958 Look at me! 1358 01:16:09,041 --> 01:16:10,250 The petite one! 1359 01:16:10,333 --> 01:16:12,333 The petite one? We'll see about that! 1360 01:16:15,916 --> 01:16:19,791 -Easy with my petite one! -You got so drunk! 1361 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:22,625 One, two, three. Wait, stop moving! 1362 01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:23,875 I'm going to wash up! 1363 01:16:23,958 --> 01:16:25,125 You're not going anywhere! 1364 01:16:25,208 --> 01:16:27,250 Don't be a dummy! You're going to wash up. Are you crazy? 1365 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:31,541 You tell them whatever you want… That you fought with a ghoul. 1366 01:16:31,625 --> 01:16:34,708 And then they run away and we kiss them. 1367 01:16:34,791 --> 01:16:37,625 What's the big deal about chasing them? They're linoleum! Can't you see? 1368 01:16:37,708 --> 01:16:40,250 I know! We shove moare down their throats! 1369 01:16:40,333 --> 01:16:42,541 Go get it! Run, man, run! 1370 01:16:42,625 --> 01:16:44,958 You're like a snail… You were like this since you were little. 1371 01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:46,458 -Wait! -What? 1372 01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:48,291 My mother's gone to the village 1373 01:16:48,375 --> 01:16:50,500 Today she's all alone… 1374 01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:55,291 -Did you find moare? -There's no more moare! 1375 01:16:57,125 --> 01:16:58,375 We've run out of palinca too! 1376 01:16:58,958 --> 01:17:00,791 -My God… -What can we do? 1377 01:17:03,458 --> 01:17:04,500 -Listen! -What? 1378 01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:06,500 You go to Viorel Mihut. 1379 01:17:06,583 --> 01:17:07,916 -Okay. -And you tell him this: 1380 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:12,000 "Your brother Tica sent you to ask Sorina for some moare." 1381 01:17:12,083 --> 01:17:14,458 They owe me a barrel of moare. 1382 01:17:14,541 --> 01:17:15,791 -You want me to go now? -Yes. 1383 01:17:15,875 --> 01:17:17,083 I'm not going alone. 1384 01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:18,166 It's far, I'm scared, 1385 01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:20,375 it's late and I'll never kiss the petite one. 1386 01:17:20,458 --> 01:17:21,416 Let the petite one alone! 1387 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:24,625 You are coward, stupid and I don't know what to call you! 1388 01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:26,458 -Go! -Where? 1389 01:17:26,541 --> 01:17:30,333 I'm coming with you, but we're taking the bikes from DHS. 1390 01:17:30,416 --> 01:17:31,958 We go fast! 1391 01:17:32,041 --> 01:17:34,291 I'll take the electronic one, you take the one with pedals. 1392 01:17:34,375 --> 01:17:35,958 But my foot… How can I go… 1393 01:17:36,041 --> 01:17:38,250 You go because I sacrifice myself to go with you. 1394 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:42,208 Oy my dear God! 1395 01:17:44,666 --> 01:17:45,750 My little eggs! 1396 01:17:55,666 --> 01:18:00,458 My head hurts! Don't you have an aspirin or something? 1397 01:18:00,541 --> 01:18:02,333 I have some in my purse. 1398 01:18:02,416 --> 01:18:04,458 Can I have one, please? 1399 01:18:11,750 --> 01:18:12,875 Take some from there. 1400 01:18:13,625 --> 01:18:14,458 What? 1401 01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:17,666 Pills, girl! Didn't you want a pill? 1402 01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:19,500 What for? 1403 01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:20,666 What, what for? 1404 01:18:21,250 --> 01:18:22,708 Not you! 1405 01:18:22,791 --> 01:18:26,291 -Then who? -Me! 1406 01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:27,583 You what? 1407 01:18:30,666 --> 01:18:31,708 The bag… 1408 01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:33,208 What about it? 1409 01:18:33,291 --> 01:18:34,291 I was looking for it. 1410 01:18:35,833 --> 01:18:40,500 God, it smells like sauerkraut in here! I'm puking! 1411 01:18:40,583 --> 01:18:42,083 Let's go out, I'm sick! 1412 01:18:44,208 --> 01:18:45,041 Girlfriend! 1413 01:18:46,291 --> 01:18:47,916 -Who, me? -The purse! 1414 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:49,750 -Don't forget about it! -Why? 1415 01:18:50,833 --> 01:18:52,250 You were looking for… 1416 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:12,916 So much light! 1417 01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:14,958 Your head still hurts? 1418 01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:15,875 Yeah, it does! 1419 01:19:16,750 --> 01:19:18,291 Hangover! 1420 01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:20,375 But you know how… How to get over it? 1421 01:19:20,458 --> 01:19:21,291 How? 1422 01:19:21,375 --> 01:19:22,375 You stay drunk! 1423 01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:24,625 Yes… Or with aspirin, better. 1424 01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:26,083 But I don't have my purse. 1425 01:19:26,166 --> 01:19:29,166 -What purse? -The purse! 1426 01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:31,958 We've been talking about this purse for three days! 1427 01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:33,833 Let's keep drinking. 1428 01:19:36,291 --> 01:19:37,125 Girls! 1429 01:19:37,208 --> 01:19:40,541 -Here, look! That's my purse. -Wait! Who are you? 1430 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:41,833 I'm Horică! 1431 01:19:41,916 --> 01:19:43,958 You're not one of them. 1432 01:19:44,041 --> 01:19:46,625 I'm one of three because we're three brothers. 1433 01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:48,958 Three hills, three flocks, three lambs. Give me, please! 1434 01:19:49,041 --> 01:19:50,833 Wait! You were at Untold! 1435 01:19:50,916 --> 01:19:54,000 -Untold?! Me? -Yes! Look how cool you're dressed! 1436 01:19:54,083 --> 01:19:56,458 -Yes, well… -You could have been at Untold! 1437 01:19:56,541 --> 01:19:59,583 -Yeah, I know! Hand me my bag, please! -Take your hand, I don't know you. 1438 01:19:59,666 --> 01:20:02,166 But I don't know you either, I just know my purse! It's mine! 1439 01:20:02,250 --> 01:20:03,541 -It's backwards. -It's mine! 1440 01:20:03,625 --> 01:20:05,916 Come on! It's… It's yours… Both of them?! 1441 01:20:09,291 --> 01:20:11,166 -You're right… -Well, you see? 1442 01:20:12,416 --> 01:20:15,291 They're two eggs, 1443 01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:18,083 and I think they're thin-skinned, and if they break… 1444 01:20:18,166 --> 01:20:20,583 -What? -Not this one! 1445 01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:22,833 The one with eggs! That's the one with… 1446 01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:27,833 Oh, my God! What's that? That's a rubber corn, right? 1447 01:20:29,375 --> 01:20:30,833 Is that for the chickens? 1448 01:20:30,916 --> 01:20:32,416 If you give it one of these, it will choke. 1449 01:20:33,958 --> 01:20:35,541 Give me the one with the eggs, please! 1450 01:20:35,625 --> 01:20:38,125 -What do I do with the eggs? -Hey! I have a better idea! 1451 01:20:39,166 --> 01:20:42,000 Go and get us a bottle of palinca… 1452 01:20:42,083 --> 01:20:44,416 and we'll give you back the purse. 1453 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:45,875 You come with the palinca… 1454 01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:48,291 We'll have some shots and then we'll give you the purse. 1455 01:20:49,875 --> 01:20:51,291 We'll take care of the eggs! 1456 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:54,083 Not there, in the henhouse, we drank it all! 1457 01:20:54,166 --> 01:20:56,166 You drank Horică's horinca? 1458 01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,833 Party! 1459 01:21:00,291 --> 01:21:01,125 Oh, my! 1460 01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:04,000 My mother's milk shop! 1461 01:21:04,083 --> 01:21:06,208 They've had so much to drink and they're still breathing. 1462 01:21:07,583 --> 01:21:09,583 This city life is good for something. 1463 01:21:24,375 --> 01:21:25,666 Ladies! 1464 01:21:25,750 --> 01:21:28,291 I drew lots and got this one, Bicuță's! 1465 01:21:28,375 --> 01:21:31,208 -We've been waiting for you! -May I have my purse, please? 1466 01:21:31,291 --> 01:21:32,291 Wait! 1467 01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:36,333 -For the dead! -God, forgive us… 1468 01:21:38,458 --> 01:21:40,250 -Give me the purse, please! -Leave me alone! 1469 01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:41,916 Give me the purse! Please! 1470 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:45,541 Don't run or your eggs will break, these are thin-shelled! 1471 01:21:45,625 --> 01:21:48,208 You, lady! Come on, please! Don't play with me! 1472 01:21:48,291 --> 01:21:50,750 Girls! That's not what we agreed! 1473 01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:54,208 Didn't you say that if I bring you some palinca, you'd give me… 1474 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,125 What have you done, you crazy man? You got them drunk again, man? 1475 01:22:20,208 --> 01:22:22,250 -No, man! They gotta give me my eggs! -Hori! 1476 01:22:22,333 --> 01:22:26,375 We're struggling to wake them up and you got them drunk again, man! 1477 01:22:26,458 --> 01:22:29,083 -What's wrong with you? -I want my eggs! 1478 01:22:29,166 --> 01:22:32,041 Hori, damn you with your eggs! 1479 01:22:32,125 --> 01:22:34,541 -Hands up! -Look, Mr. English, is this the one? 1480 01:22:37,333 --> 01:22:39,625 -Hello, Father! -He's not a priest, he's an actor! 1481 01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:42,125 -He got lost and you kidnapped him! -Shut up! 1482 01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:44,583 Shut up with your bullshit or I'll tell your mother! 1483 01:22:47,125 --> 01:22:48,500 I need a team in Rachitele! 1484 01:22:48,583 --> 01:22:51,916 We're at Minteuan's former sheepfold! It's a kidnapping! 1485 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:54,125 There are three unconscious girls. I think they're dead. 1486 01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:56,458 Dead on the graves! What do you mean, dead? They're drunk! 1487 01:22:56,541 --> 01:22:59,166 -Tell them! -Stand there with your hands up! 1488 01:22:59,833 --> 01:23:01,916 Alright! But it's only fair to explain! 1489 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:05,375 -You'll explain at the station! -Look, this is all about-- 1490 01:23:05,458 --> 01:23:07,125 You'll explain at the station! Stay there! 1491 01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:09,333 -Look! -Stay there! 1492 01:23:41,875 --> 01:23:43,291 Wow! 1493 01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:48,208 That must have been a little boy, he's been sticking too close to his daddy. 1494 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,125 It could have been Mitrut. 1495 01:23:51,666 --> 01:23:52,500 Yes! 1496 01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:55,458 Yes! 1497 01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:58,333 Yes. 1498 01:23:59,875 --> 01:24:01,208 I understood, sir! 1499 01:24:04,208 --> 01:24:07,125 Your story was verified and it all checks out. 1500 01:24:07,750 --> 01:24:08,583 You're free! 1501 01:24:11,166 --> 01:24:12,000 Free to what? 1502 01:24:25,541 --> 01:24:28,250 This is the third and final bottle. 1503 01:24:32,125 --> 01:24:33,333 Wow, what a day! 1504 01:24:46,750 --> 01:24:48,041 Excuse me, guys! 1505 01:24:50,041 --> 01:24:51,750 Don't worry, Ticuță! It's nothing! 1506 01:24:53,125 --> 01:24:55,708 Maybe you got me out of trouble after all. 1507 01:24:56,833 --> 01:25:02,208 What kind of woman makes you look after eggs instead of having babies? 1508 01:25:03,416 --> 01:25:04,833 I didn't kiss. 1509 01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:08,291 Maybe I learned something from that. But what? 1510 01:25:10,833 --> 01:25:16,666 What do you mean? You're getting me angry! I'm begging you… Stop lying! 1511 01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:18,916 -I'm the only one who lies? -Then who? Me? 1512 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:22,125 -Not you. You! -Me? 1513 01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:25,000 Revenge, man! Have you forgotten what you did to my first wife? 1514 01:25:25,083 --> 01:25:28,125 -Have you forgotten what you did to me? -Look at what you're doing now! 1515 01:25:28,208 --> 01:25:29,583 Exactly what we shouldn't have done! 1516 01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:33,458 Brother, good or bad, he's yours. Brothers only have each other. 1517 01:25:37,291 --> 01:25:39,875 Look, the girls! 1518 01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:41,625 -The petite one! -Hey, sweethearts! 1519 01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:43,083 Where's the third one? 1520 01:25:43,166 --> 01:25:45,000 She's gone. She's from the city. 1521 01:25:45,083 --> 01:25:48,625 -Yes. -Girls, forgive us! 1522 01:25:48,708 --> 01:25:52,541 You don't have to apologize. For what? We've been having so much fun! 1523 01:25:52,625 --> 01:25:54,458 With the police, with all that mess… 1524 01:25:54,541 --> 01:25:56,541 No… We had a great time! 1525 01:25:57,375 --> 01:26:00,166 And we realized that you're men with good hearts. 1526 01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:02,458 And we like it better at the sheepfold than in town. 1527 01:26:07,458 --> 01:26:08,291 Horică! 1528 01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,208 She doesn't deserve you. 1529 01:26:11,208 --> 01:26:12,833 -Who? -Your wife! 1530 01:26:13,625 --> 01:26:17,875 If I were her, I'd have a football team with you by now. 1531 01:26:21,375 --> 01:26:25,750 A football team with goalkeepers and players and reserves and… 1532 01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:27,208 Did you kiss me on the mouth? 1533 01:26:29,291 --> 01:26:30,958 Wait, I got a little dizzy. 1534 01:26:31,041 --> 01:26:33,791 Unprepared, as it were… 1535 01:27:01,583 --> 01:27:02,416 Well! 1536 01:27:03,583 --> 01:27:04,416 Well. 1537 01:27:06,250 --> 01:27:07,166 Well? 1538 01:27:09,125 --> 01:27:09,958 Well. 1539 01:27:11,375 --> 01:27:12,916 Well, well… 1540 01:27:14,583 --> 01:27:15,416 Well… 1541 01:27:18,041 --> 01:27:19,250 I'm Eleonora. 1542 01:27:21,291 --> 01:27:22,541 The village hag. 1543 01:27:26,375 --> 01:27:27,750 When I was little, 1544 01:27:27,833 --> 01:27:29,666 I kissed a boy on Wool Day. 1545 01:27:31,416 --> 01:27:33,208 Then I went with my parents to France. 1546 01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:36,750 But now I know who that boy is. 1547 01:27:36,833 --> 01:27:40,125 And I guess that's why my marriage didn't work out… 1548 01:27:40,791 --> 01:27:44,166 Because there's a saying here for us in Rachitele: 1549 01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:48,083 "If you kiss on Wool Day…" 1550 01:27:49,333 --> 01:27:50,291 "You get married." 1551 01:27:56,416 --> 01:27:57,708 Wow!