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Just breathe, Chuck.
You've got this. We've got this!

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- But-but, Debbie--
- No, trust me.

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Once he hears the pitch
for Operation Wish,

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it'll be goodbye, HR,
hello, workshop! Ah.

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- Workshop?
- Workshop.

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Workshop, baby, let's go!

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- Let's go!
- All right, all right.

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Being a human
has never been harder.

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Social media, super storms,

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mac-and-cheese ice cream.

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Why, it can't be
as bad as all that.

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Look, Santa, it seems
that the world is in dire need

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of some Christmas magic.

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Hm, now, that I understand.

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Sir, I'm not gonna
sugar-coat it,

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there is a lot of grumps
in this world.

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We have a chart right here.

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Oh, oh, no!

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But we believe
we may have a solution.

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The concept is simple.

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One human,
three Christmas wishes

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to bring back
the joy of Christmas.

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Christmas! Ha-ha.

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We reviewed with legal and there
are just a couple of provisos.

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Yes, no super powers, no
instant millionaire wishes, no.

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Keep it small,
keep it toy-sized.

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Oh, I-I-I like that.

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That feels Christmasy.

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Also, we can't use any obvious
in-your-face magic

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to grant wishes, right?
That would give us away.

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It has to feel organic, natural,
coincidental, if you will.

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Mm-hmm. Like Christmas kismet.

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- You've got it.
- You get it.

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Only one question.

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What's not to love?

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- Oh. Oh, great!
- Yeah, well, all right, great!

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Well, thank you, Santa.
Sir, you won't regret it.

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How do we select the winner?

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Oh, uh, legal advised
that we choose at random.

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So would you like to do
the honors, sir?

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Oh.

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Oh-oh-oh.

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Oh.

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Like I said, it's a crisis.

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Well, fa-la la-la-la la-la-la
to you, too, buddy!

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Unbelievable!

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Holiday traffic. Christmas
is gonna be the death of me.

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- What'd you say?
- Mm? Nothing, nothing.

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Just gonna put on some music.

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<i>You're listening to WXMS,</i>

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<i>bringing you Christmas 24/7.</i>

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<i>Don't forget to enter
our contest, Operation Wish.</i>

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<i>One winner, three wishes,
one Merry Christmas.</i>

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This ad is like glitter, man.

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It's everywhere and there's
no getting rid of it.

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<i>♪ You get to see old ♪</i>

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Aunt Erin, what's a cynical?

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Not sure
I understand the question.

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My mom says
last Christmas made you cynical,

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and now you don't like it
as much. What's a cynical?

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Hey, your mom and I are gonna
have a little bit of a chat

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about something
called oversharing.

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No, love Christmas.

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It's the most wonderful time
of the year.

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It's the hap-hap-happiest
season of all,

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pick a tiding of comfort and
or joy, 'cause I'm feeling it.

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My mom says
sarcasm is a defense mechanism.

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Well, your mom is, uh,
well, she's a smart lady,

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but I promise,
I still love Christmas.

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- Pinky promise?
- Wait, wait.

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Wait, does
kneeling mean he's proposing?

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I can also admit
that Christmas last year

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was kind of exhausting.

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Okay. Oh, look, there they are.

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Oh, my, get it,
get it, get it, get it.

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- You getting this? Go, go, go.
- Yup, yup.

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<i>♪ Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Santa Claus
will soon be on his way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas... ♪</i>

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What the Christmas? This is
starting to feel personal.

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- Aunt Erin!
- Oh, hi, buddy.

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Hi, bug. How did it go?

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I got some awesome shots.

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I practiced the rule of thirds,

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and Aunt Erin says you're gonna
have a chat about oversharing.

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- Oh, yeah.
- Sorry.

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Well, Auntie Erin,
do you wanna go with us

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to get some hot cocoa?

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Oh, you know, I would love to,

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but I've to go to the studio.

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- Please.
- Uh, sorry, buddy.

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- Seriously?
- Yeah.

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What is with
the Scrooge routine this year?

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- You've been such a ghost.
- Okay, first of all...

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I don't feel like you know
who's who in that story.

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And I have done all of
the things Christmas, okay?

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The-the shopping, the wrapping.
We went to the pageant.

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Yeah, but it's been like
doing it all with

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the Ghost Of Christmas Blah.

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Is this,
is this an Archie thing?

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- What? No.
- What's an Archie?

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The photography guy
who broke up with her

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last Christmas. Remember?

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He wore all black
and talked a lot.

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Olivia! Wow, she really picks up
on everything.

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- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.

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Because you know what, guys?

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This is not an Archie thing.
And you know why?

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Because auntie is not defined
by her past relationships.

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Got that, Olivia? Jonah?

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Wonderful.
This is not about a breakup.

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It's about a breakthrough
with my art,

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which is why
I have to go to the studio.

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But I'm gonna see you tomorrow
night at nana and pop-pop's.

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We're gonna do
some decorating, right?

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I'm gonna see you and Taylor
tonight at drinks.

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And I'll, uh, you know,
I'll-I'll

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see you all
at the town tree-lighting.

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All right,
I'll expect you

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at everything
with jingle bells on.

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<i>♪ Out on the night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Go so slowly ♪</i>

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<i>♪ About a few times ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And it echoes in my... ♪</i>

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- Happy holidays, Erin.
- See ya.

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<i>S-sign up now
for Operation Wish,</i>

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<i>and we'll do our holly jolliest</i>

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<i>to turn that Christmas frown
upside down.</i>

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<i>You, yes, you, holiday traffic</i>

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<i>eroding your goodwill
toward men. Literally you.</i>

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Okay,
being a little heavy-handed.

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We don't wanna overwhelm her.

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We have 12 days.
We can't take any chances.

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Have you caught the humbug?

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Well, we have the antidote.
Operation Wish.

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I can't prove
it was intentional,

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but the car came right at me.

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<i>When Christmas Attacks.</i>

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- Now, see, I'd watch that one.
- Okay, I didn't say that.

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And I also don't hate Christmas.

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I just don't know
how much more of it I can take.

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Ho, ho, ho.
How's everyone doing?

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Oh, good. Thank you.

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But I would be so excited
if I had, like, a White Russian.

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But don't let them
do anything Christmassy to it.

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Don't, like, crush up a
candy cane and like, sprinkle it

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on the rim. Do you guys wanna
get an app? I'm starving.

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What ghost are you?
Past? Present?

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You guys, for the record,
I'm not a Scrooge.

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There was a little trace
of humbug there.

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What do you have
against Christmas?

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- Um, nothing. Nothing.
- Uh, this is my friend.

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Travel. Is it the baking?
Is it the gift-giving?

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Oh, it's the gift-giving.

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I'm so sorry. Who are you again?

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Oh. I'm Sam Collins,
Taylor's friend from law school.

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Yeah, I, uh,
I tried to say that.

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Sam just moved here
from Chicago,

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where he was
at a very fancy firm,

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but he's going to be joining
my practice here.

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No, no, no, I'm just
helping you out, part-time,

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while I pause to enjoy life
without fluorescent lighting.

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I don't wanna talk about myself,
I would much rather

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crack the case
of the Christmas Krampus.

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Seems like you're putting a lot
of effort where most people

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would just slap a bow
on a pair of socks for dad

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and call it a day.

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I-I-I'm a freelancer.

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I don't have any kids. My folks
are getting a little older.

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So, yeah, you could say
it's fallen to me to make sure

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that none of our traditions
fall through the cracks.

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- You want my advice?
- Sure.

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Keep it simple.
Give everyone the same thing.

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No. No! You can't do that.
Who does that?

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- You do that.
- Objection. Relevance.

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He makes them all himself.

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Though, I've never actually
seen it in person.

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But, I mean, that's cheating, if
I gave you guys my photography

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every year, I would never hear
the end of it.

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- Wait. She's a photographer?
- Hm.

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You said
it was drinks with friends.

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Well, it is.
Erin's a friend. My friend.

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She just happened to become
my sister-in-law.

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And here I am, dressed like I'm
teaching kids to paint on PBS

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instead of going
on a blind date.

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- Sorry, what?
- Oh-oh, this. This is a setup.

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And we have been set up to fail.

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Erin,
you set Taylor and I up,

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and look how well that went. I'm
just trying to return the favor.

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And please know that I would not
normally be this candid until

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we were 21 dates in
and with a adopted cat.

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- Dog?
- Better.

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Hm. Guess it wasn't
meant to be. Shame.

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- Shame.
- Shame. Heh-heh.

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Well, uh, ahem, it was lovely
chatting all things Christmas

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with you,
but I am suddenly exhausted.

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And as I have told
these two multiple times,

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I'm just not really in a dating
kind of headspace right now.

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- So if you'll excuse me...
- Erin, we're sorry.

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- Just, why don't you stay?
- Erin, come on.

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- Come on.
- Have a great night.

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She's fun.

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You know, I still
can't believe she deleted it.

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I told you,
we were doing too much.

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We're playing with fire here,
I mean, we are literally

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chestnuts roasting
on an open fire, Chuck.

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- Deborah.
- It's Debbie.

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Do you think that
swiping and spam filters

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are any match for magic?
We're just getting started here.

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Let her have her little
silent night. We know her.

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We know what she likes.
You memorized her file.

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Huh, people-pleaser, perfectionist.

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A shocking disdain
for peppermint,

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which I will never understand.

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Exactly. She's normal-ish.

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We got this. Eyes on the prize.

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Cheers, buddy. Ha-ha!

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- Hey, Erin. It's me.
- Hey, Taylor.

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Hey, uh, Jonah's gopher gang
gift is over there on the couch.

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Wow, try saying that
three times fast.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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We were on our way to court.
What'd you want me to do?

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Leave him in the car
with the window cracked?

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And I also come bearing
a little seasonal pick-me-up.

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- Oh.
- That is...

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- Go ahead. A...
- It's a peppermint mocha.

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- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Dude.

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- I told you, no peppermint.
- It's fine.

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No, I asked if she'd like
a mocha, and you said

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"No peppermint."

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I thought you meant,
"No. Peppermint."

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It's fine. Thank you.

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Wait, yeah, hold on.
Uh, these...

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These are amazing.

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00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,250
Reminds me of Helene Binet.

238
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,083
- I love Helene Binet.
- Mm.

239
00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,500
Wait a second. You know Binet?

240
00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:00,583
- Uh, my uncle's a photographer.
- Huh.

241
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,375
Wow, it's kind of like Maria

242
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,250
and I knew
you had some things in common.

243
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,750
- Oh, don't even try it.
- Not off the hook yet.

244
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,625
- Don't.
- And...

245
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:11,083
- I've gotta take this.
- Your phone didn't ring.

246
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,750
Sam's got something to ask you.

247
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,041
- Ha.
- Really?

248
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,959
You moved to Duluth to work
with that brilliant legal mind?

249
00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:20,291
Well, something like that. Ahem.

250
00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:22,125
These-these are really stunning.

251
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,542
Are you planning
any kind of show or anything?

252
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:28,625
It's my turn to interrogate.
Why'd you leave Chicago?

253
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:32,792
I went to law school in Chicago
because my dad recommended it.

254
00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:36,291
I took a job at a law firm
that my professor recommended.

255
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:39,125
And why do I feel like
this is a distraction

256
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,083
because Taylor said
I have something to ask?

257
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,792
Oh, uh, um, Sam, I just...

258
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:47,917
I know it's, uh,
it's-it's a lot to explain.

259
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:49,583
I'm just not really an act.

260
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,834
Um, you seem like
a really nice person.

261
00:13:51,959 --> 00:13:54,458
- You j... I just...
- Oh. No, no, no, no.

262
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,083
- Appreciate it.
- No, no, no, no. My...

263
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:58,125
My family
has some old undeveloped photos.

264
00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,709
- I was wondering if--
- Oh, yes!

265
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,500
And I could develop them.

266
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,834
- Great.
- I said that loud.

267
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:07,166
Uh, so should I just drop
the film off today? Later?

268
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,834
Actually,
today's kind of a disaster.

269
00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:10,417
But, um, what about tomorrow?

270
00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,458
I could swing by your place
and get 'em.

271
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:15,750
I mean, not like...
Just-just 'cause it's easier.

272
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,166
Because it's easier.
Because it's easier.

273
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,125
Taylor will give you
my information,

274
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,667
and you just text me
on your way.

275
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:21,834
Cool.

276
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:29,166
- Bye, Erin.
- Bye.

277
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,709
- Where's it gonna go?
- Oh, careful.

278
00:14:43,709 --> 00:14:47,041
Yes! The final ornament!

279
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:50,250
- Final ornament.
- Oh, sorry I'm late.

280
00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:53,291
- Hey, all right.
- Oh, dad, please don't get up.

281
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:54,834
Oh, my gosh.
Keep icing your back.

282
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:56,375
Or you're gonna have
a blue, blue Christmas.

283
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,333
But, honey, the tree is crooked.

284
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,542
- The tree is my job.
- Ah, ah, ah.

285
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,375
Have a cookie that Erin made
with the kids.

286
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,750
Wow, you've been busy.

287
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,542
Mm, you don't know
the half of it.

288
00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:08,041
She fixed the lights outside,

289
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,709
baked cookies with the kids,
did the tree.

290
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:13,500
Had a charming run-in with Sam
over coffee.

291
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,834
- Yeah, what a coincidence.
- Oh, you're welcome.

292
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:18,583
Okay, what about the list
of things that happened today

293
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,417
make you think
that I should be thanking you?

294
00:15:20,417 --> 00:15:22,083
- Oh! Wow!
- Ooh!

295
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,750
Okay, I gotta go.

296
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,417
I'm gonna apply to some
galleries, but I love you guys,

297
00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:28,041
so I'm gonna grab some
pizzelles on the way out.

298
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:30,000
Oh, sweetie, sorry,
I haven't made those yet.

299
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,875
- I just got a little tired.
- Oh.

300
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,750
It's fine. Totally fine.

301
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,709
I'm fine. I'm fine.

302
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,750
That's like
three too many fines.

303
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,458
Delete.

304
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,166
Block.

305
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,792
I've been hacked.

306
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,625
Man, the Christmas
is hacking me.

307
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:49,333
To whom it may concern.

308
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:52,500
I officially

309
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:57,333
reject this contest.

310
00:16:57,458 --> 00:17:02,583
Please stop contacting me.

311
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:09,959
"Would you mind giving us
some feedback as to why?"

312
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:14,500
Oh!

313
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,500
"These wishes are wasted on me.

314
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,417
They should go
to someone more festive."

315
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:25,125
That's exactly why we chose you.

316
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:29,625
Give us a chance,
uh, start small.

317
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:33,166
If we let you down, we'll stop.

318
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,542
Okay, fine. Fine.

319
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:46,834
I wish for some

320
00:17:46,959 --> 00:17:50,208
of my mother's

321
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:53,417
Christmas pizzelles.

322
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,083
- Mom!
- Hi, sweetie.

323
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,750
Um, I'm sorry about earlier.

324
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,250
I know how hard Christmas was
for you last year,

325
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,417
and you deserve
a little pick-me-up.

326
00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:17,250
H-how did you get here so fast?

327
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,417
Who contacted you?

328
00:18:19,542 --> 00:18:22,625
You know, I worry about you
cooped up in that dark room

329
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:25,375
with all those chemicals.

330
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,500
Anywho, I love you,

331
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,834
and I will see you tomorrow
at the tree-lighting.

332
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:31,458
Uh-huh.

333
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,917
Hm.

334
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,875
Uh...

335
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,417
- Hi.
- Hi.

336
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:18,458
- Come on in.
- Sure.

337
00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,125
- Wow!
- Well, not a date, not a date.

338
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,583
I just thought maybe
you could use a little Christmas

339
00:19:22,709 --> 00:19:25,792
made by someone else.
A relaxing Christmas.

340
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:28,417
A classy Christmas.

341
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,333
- Classy Christmas? Why?
- Hm.

342
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,500
Oh, 'cause of the saxophone.

343
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,166
- Right?
- Right.

344
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,333
Well, this is a lot of

345
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:38,291
very kind effort for a non-date.

346
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:41,667
Says the woman who puts forth
so much effort at Christmas

347
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,291
that she's running
on pine-scented fumes.

348
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:46,291
- Hm.
- Film's in here.

349
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,208
Mm-hmm.

350
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:52,875
Aww...

351
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:58,125
- Did you make these?
- Maybe.

352
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:02,500
I'd put you on the list, but
somebody told me it is cheating

353
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,291
to give everyone the same thing.

354
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:06,500
- There you go.
- Oh, thank you.

355
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:09,166
I'll take good care of it.

356
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,333
Look, I must say, you are making

357
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:14,709
a much better case for Christmas
than that radio contest.

358
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,542
Have you heard those ads? It's
making me completely insane.

359
00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:19,375
Of course, you've heard them.
They're everywhere.

360
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:22,500
- They even emailed me recently.
- Hm.

361
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,208
Oh, hello. What is this?

362
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:28,250
Yeah, I did some pro bono work
for them with my old firm.

363
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,041
Don't tell Taylor,
but that's part of why

364
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:33,208
I'm reluctant
to join his firm full-time.

365
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,542
And I'm hoping to do
more of that kind of work soon.

366
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,041
I think that's awesome.

367
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:39,834
You should tell him, though.
Really.

368
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,667
- Maybe he could accommodate it.
- Yeah.

369
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Uh, sorry.

370
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:46,417
Oh.

371
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,709
I swear, this contest is...

372
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,500
- Everything okay?
- Uh...

373
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:59,417
Yeah, uh, m-maybe. I hope so.
It's fine. Everything is fine.

374
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,417
Um, I do have to go. I'm sorry.

375
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:05,375
But, um, please, let me make up
for my second rude exit now

376
00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:07,375
with some cookies
when I drop this off?

377
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,375
- Deal.
- Great.

378
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,083
<i>I don't think
you guys really understand.</i>

379
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:15,542
Archie just won
the most prestigious

380
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:19,250
nature photography fellowship
in the country!

381
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,417
He hates nature!

382
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:24,959
When that was my focus,
he said that it was beneath me,

383
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,875
that I need to be focusing
on doing more

384
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,208
gallery-quality work,
like what he was doing.

385
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:32,208
And now it's my dream and it's
suddenly not good enough? Ha!

386
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,250
Okay, h-hold on.
I'm a little confused.

387
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:38,417
You said this was an emergency.
Uh, we-we got a sitter.

388
00:21:38,542 --> 00:21:40,959
It's mom and dad. It's fine.

389
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:43,583
Did he steal your spot
at this fellowship or something?

390
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,542
No, he didn't.
I didn't even wanna move.

391
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:48,000
And I'm doing the best work
of my life out here this year.

392
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,458
But he wouldn't have even known
about that fellowship

393
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,166
if it wasn't for me!

394
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:54,917
I get it. I get it.
You just want a little credit.

395
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,750
- Yes.
- But that's never gonna happen.

396
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,417
Because
that's who he is.

397
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:01,792
He is narcissist.
The god of me, me, me.

398
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:05,917
No, but-but that's not
all that he was, you guys.

399
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:09,959
He was fun.
I mean, we all had fun, right?

400
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:13,959
He was so handsome
and charming, uh...

401
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:16,500
You know what,
I actually have a journal entry

402
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:18,959
that speaks to this. One moment.

403
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,834
I'm so sorry. We have to go.

404
00:22:23,959 --> 00:22:26,458
Uh, yeah,
Jonah's not feeling good.

405
00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:28,417
He-he's, uh, stepped on a tack
or something.

406
00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:30,875
- Mm-hmm.
- We gotta check it out.

407
00:22:53,917 --> 00:22:55,083
Mm.

408
00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:04,208
"I just want a little credit.
Is that too much to ask?"

409
00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:08,041
No, baby girl.
We've all been there. Okay.

410
00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:11,500
Is there any way

411
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:14,208
we can be of some help?

412
00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:26,375
"Not unless you can remind
Archibald Vickers

413
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,083
that I'm the best thing
that ever happened to him."

414
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:30,542
Archibald Vickers?

415
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:31,917
She's seriously hung up on a guy

416
00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:34,166
that sounds like
an old-timey robber baron?

417
00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:38,709
He sounds lame
and not attractive.

418
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,542
Uh, give me that. Give me that.

419
00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:47,709
Hm.

420
00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:58,166
Uh, okay.

421
00:23:58,291 --> 00:23:59,375
Mm...

422
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,375
Babe, I had to come see you.
Hold up!

423
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,750
- This cannot be happening.
- Wow!

424
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:31,125
Okay, maybe I deserve that.

425
00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:33,041
I've been lost without you.

426
00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:34,792
It's just a dream.

427
00:24:34,792 --> 00:24:36,917
- Last Christmas was miserable.
- It's just a weird dream.

428
00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,875
Work is miserable.

429
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,959
And I know this is
out of the blue, but I bought

430
00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:43,625
a plane ticket yesterday,
and I said, "You know what?"

431
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,417
Did you just say you bought
a plane ticket yesterday

432
00:24:45,542 --> 00:24:47,959
and not, like, five seconds ago?

433
00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:50,083
Babe, are you okay?

434
00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:52,458
Yeah. I'm fine.

435
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:55,709
I was just over there,
and I was wishing.

436
00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:58,917
- And then you were here.
- W-wish?

437
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:01,291
Uh, there's no magic here, babe.

438
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:05,333
This is just me realizing how
foolish I was when I let you go.

439
00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:07,709
And I hope it's not too late.

440
00:25:07,834 --> 00:25:09,041
Please.

441
00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:14,458
Can we chat?

442
00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:16,333
Uh...

443
00:25:18,792 --> 00:25:20,125
It's Christmas.

444
00:25:23,542 --> 00:25:25,625
Sure. Yeah.

445
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,750
<i>Babe, do you have any snacks?</i>

446
00:25:31,875 --> 00:25:33,291
I get the hype.

447
00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:36,333
Wassail, baby? Ha!

448
00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:41,834
So the gel makes it
too wet, the mousse too crunchy,

449
00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:43,709
and, like, the wax makes it
too dry.

450
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,500
Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

451
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:46,959
I can't believe
we sat up all night talking,

452
00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,959
and I'm not even tired.
So what's new with you?

453
00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,709
- Hi. Free sample?
- Well, actually--

454
00:25:50,709 --> 00:25:52,959
They got a sprinkle
of Christmas magic.

455
00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:55,375
- Mn-mn.
- Merry Christmas to me.

456
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,125
Um...

457
00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:59,083
Thank you. Cool.

458
00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:07,000
So the fellowship are asking
for a fresh buy-in, right?

459
00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:10,166
Like, artist statement,
a proposal, something like that.

460
00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:14,333
So I call these guys, I say,
"Hey, yo, I'm a photographer.

461
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:17,375
I'm not a writer." Right?
Can-can you believe that?

462
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:19,709
You know, like,
they're asking for this, uh...

463
00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:22,250
I mean, I could, I could
take a look at it if you want.

464
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,834
- Yeah? Oh, my God, yes. Yes.
- Yeah.

465
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,750
You, I mean, you've always been
better at this stuff anyway.

466
00:26:26,875 --> 00:26:29,709
- Thanks.
- What would I do without you?

467
00:26:29,834 --> 00:26:32,166
- I don't mind.
- Yeah.

468
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:34,542
Yes, just scroll-scroll
down to the bottom.

469
00:26:36,083 --> 00:26:37,625
- Let's tweak that.
- Hey.

470
00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:39,583
Maybe we can, uh, do my

471
00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:41,417
Christmas shopping after this?

472
00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:44,583
I was, I was gonna go
this weekend,

473
00:26:44,709 --> 00:26:47,917
but then I decided
to come see you.

474
00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:51,875
Uh, have you done, um,
any of your Christmas shopping?

475
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,083
What can I say?

476
00:26:55,208 --> 00:26:57,750
Been lost without you.

477
00:26:57,875 --> 00:27:01,250
So, this is why you bailed
on our wrapping session.

478
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:03,917
Oh, Maria. Maria's boyfriend.

479
00:27:03,917 --> 00:27:05,709
Uh, Taylor. Husband.

480
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:08,125
Oh, husband.

481
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:09,959
Good to see you guys. Ha-ha.

482
00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:11,458
Uh, actually, Erin and I

483
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:12,875
were about to go and do
some Christmas shopping.

484
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,875
Oh, she doesn't need to go
shopping. She...

485
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,709
Oh, right. His shopping.

486
00:27:17,834 --> 00:27:19,583
You're upending
our plans to do the shopping

487
00:27:19,709 --> 00:27:21,083
he should have done already.

488
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:23,083
Isn't she the best?

489
00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:27,250
- Mm, peppermint? Seriously?
- Yeah. Yeah, it's--

490
00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:30,208
- You dated her for three years.
- Okay, uh, Erin.

491
00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,125
Why don't we get you
another cup of coffee?

492
00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:34,500
- I'm gonna get another coffee.
- Sure.

493
00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:38,959
Uh, uh, baby, can you grab me
a biscotti, please?

494
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:40,625
How did that happen?

495
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,208
I don't know.

496
00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:44,458
One minute I was just at home
minding my own business,

497
00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:46,625
wishing that he would remember
that I am the best thing

498
00:27:46,750 --> 00:27:48,667
that has ever happened to him,
and then the next minute

499
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,834
he was there. He was just there.

500
00:27:51,959 --> 00:27:55,000
Well, be careful
what you wish for.

501
00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:03,500
So then I said,
you couldn't even

502
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,166
vin-de-pay me
to drink that stuff.

503
00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:07,458
- Ah. That's, that's hilarious.
- Can you believe that?

504
00:28:07,458 --> 00:28:09,500
Hey, uh, we're gonna be really
late for this tree-lighting.

505
00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:11,417
Could you please help me
find the keys?

506
00:28:11,542 --> 00:28:13,333
Yeah, yeah. Sure.

507
00:28:18,792 --> 00:28:20,333
Babe, is this what
you've been working on?

508
00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:22,291
Yeah, but, um, do you mind
if I show you later?

509
00:28:22,417 --> 00:28:26,000
We just really gotta
get ready to go.

510
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,458
- Oh...
- Oh, my God. This is stunning.

511
00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:30,000
Babe, this has to be
your best work ever.

512
00:28:32,166 --> 00:28:34,709
Oh, my gosh. It's Maria. She's
gonna be so mad if we are late.

513
00:28:34,709 --> 00:28:37,542
Uh, could you please just help
me look just a little bit?

514
00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:39,208
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

515
00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:41,583
Man, you are doing this right.

516
00:28:41,709 --> 00:28:44,875
Out here, unplugged,
just immersed.

517
00:28:46,542 --> 00:28:48,500
While I'm doing
this stupid fellowship.

518
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:51,667
It's not stupid. That fellowship
is a lot of people's dream job.

519
00:28:51,667 --> 00:28:53,667
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that.
But you know what?

520
00:28:53,792 --> 00:28:56,333
Honestly, it's like
totally beneath me.

521
00:28:56,458 --> 00:28:58,625
This, this is what

522
00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:01,917
I need to be doing.
I'm so glad I came here.

523
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:04,375
Do... You know I do my best work
when I'm around you?

524
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,041
- Ha!
- Hey, babe.

525
00:29:06,041 --> 00:29:07,750
You got any more
of these cookies?

526
00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:12,041
You ate all the pizzelles?

527
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,875
Uh, uh, y-yeah.

528
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,542
But-but there's more, right?

529
00:29:15,667 --> 00:29:18,375
Babe?

530
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,375
Time to go.

531
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,250
Relax, relax. Just re... J...

532
00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:24,417
Look, it's not you. It's me.

533
00:29:24,417 --> 00:29:26,709
I'm just not really ready to be
in a relationship right now.

534
00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:28,834
I love you,
but I'm not in love with you.

535
00:29:28,959 --> 00:29:30,250
Well, no, no, no, no.
You can't do this.

536
00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:33,125
Not now. It's Christmas!

537
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:35,375
It was Christmas last year!

538
00:29:39,667 --> 00:29:42,208
What am I supposed to do?
It's cold!

539
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:48,166
Back to our regular programming.

540
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:54,208
- Whoa.
- Thank you.

541
00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,875
Thank you. Thank you very much.

542
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,417
To the last wish.

543
00:29:58,542 --> 00:30:00,792
- Here we go. Mm-hmm.
- Ah.

544
00:30:00,792 --> 00:30:02,959
- Mm...
- Mm-hmm, good, that's... Mm-hmm.

545
00:30:02,959 --> 00:30:07,959
<i>♪ The snow is falling down
but be warm inside ♪</i>

546
00:30:07,959 --> 00:30:11,542
This isn't Christmas.
It's Groundhog's Day.

547
00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:14,041
- It's tinsel.
- Oh, jeez.

548
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:19,792
Sorry, lady.

549
00:30:21,583 --> 00:30:25,125
<i>♪ Christmas Valentine ♪</i>

550
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,959
<i>Hey, where are you?
Are you coming?</i>

551
00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:28,125
<i>I don't like to praise him.</i>

552
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:31,959
I'm not coming!

553
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:36,000
Ugh!

554
00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:51,500
Okay.

555
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,792
Do you want to know

556
00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:57,250
what I really wish

557
00:30:57,375 --> 00:30:59,500
with all of my heart?

558
00:31:00,917 --> 00:31:03,333
"I wish..." Huh, huh...

559
00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:06,542
"That Christmas
would disappear."

560
00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:09,500
- What?
- Oh, no, wait a second.

561
00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:11,000
Oh, no! Oh, no!

562
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,667
Reset, reset!

563
00:31:12,792 --> 00:31:15,166
- This isn't working.
- Channel 13.

564
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,792
What is that gonna do?

565
00:31:16,959 --> 00:31:19,709
Hello, Santa, hello!

566
00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:23,083
Dammit! Go, dammit!

567
00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:25,208
<i>All elves
report to the emergency shelter</i>

568
00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:27,709
<i>immediately.
This is not a drill.</i>

569
00:31:27,709 --> 00:31:30,208
<i>Repeat, this is not a drill.</i>

570
00:31:30,208 --> 00:31:32,375
Christmas is disappearing?
Oh-oh, no.

571
00:31:32,375 --> 00:31:35,500
How could this
be happening? Oh...

572
00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:37,709
<i>North Pole
Counsel now arriving.</i>

573
00:31:37,709 --> 00:31:40,458
Our question exactly, counsel,
you assured us there were

574
00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:42,875
provisions in place to prevent
this kind of disaster.

575
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:46,542
This naughty is not on us.
I'm not going down for this!

576
00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:49,834
While Erin's wish may have
negative implications for us,

577
00:31:49,959 --> 00:31:52,709
she believed her wish
was inherently positive.

578
00:31:52,709 --> 00:31:56,208
The only legal recourse is
for Erin to take her wish back

579
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:58,166
and believe it
with all her heart.

580
00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:00,709
So she can just wish Christmas
in and out of existence

581
00:32:00,834 --> 00:32:02,542
based on personal preference?

582
00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:03,875
It's time for the full monty.

583
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,166
Elves tap-dancing.
Reindeer singing.

584
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,583
- Snowmen singing as well.
- Uh-uh-uh.

585
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:10,834
Unfortunately,
any obvious use of magic

586
00:32:10,959 --> 00:32:13,333
could lead to the exposure
of our world.

587
00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:15,667
And that would have
drastic consequences

588
00:32:15,792 --> 00:32:18,166
for the magic-space-time
continuum.

589
00:32:18,291 --> 00:32:19,917
Okay, but how drastic
are we talking?

590
00:32:19,917 --> 00:32:22,083
I mean, we are already
at a nine here, counsel.

591
00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:26,917
The universe would,
legally speaking, go kablouie.

592
00:32:26,917 --> 00:32:28,291
Okay, that's a ten. Yeah.

593
00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:29,750
But you have options.

594
00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:32,709
As we established
for the wish program,

595
00:32:32,834 --> 00:32:35,583
uh, you can use subtler magic
behind the scenes

596
00:32:35,583 --> 00:32:37,583
to influence her spirits.

597
00:32:37,709 --> 00:32:40,083
Now, now, now,
here's where it gets tricky.

598
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,083
You ever hear of Floobers Day?

599
00:32:44,250 --> 00:32:48,291
Mosquito Appreciation Day.
Mm-hmm, didn't think so.

600
00:32:48,291 --> 00:32:51,875
There is a long history
of holidays disappearing

601
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,959
when magic backfires.

602
00:32:53,959 --> 00:32:55,834
"If the date of the holiday
passes

603
00:32:55,959 --> 00:32:57,625
without reversing the spell,

604
00:32:57,625 --> 00:33:00,458
the holiday is erased."

605
00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:03,041
Forever!

606
00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:06,792
So you have until midnight
Christmas Eve.

607
00:33:06,917 --> 00:33:08,625
So a week?

608
00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:11,625
- A week to work some magic?
- Behind-the-scenes magic.

609
00:33:11,750 --> 00:33:13,083
Right, right, right,
right, right, right, because

610
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:14,792
if-if, uh, anybody
sees the magic

611
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,583
or-or hears about the magic, the
universe will go kablouie.

612
00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:17,792
And that's on us.
That'll be our fault.

613
00:33:17,917 --> 00:33:19,792
Right? What are you doing?

614
00:33:19,792 --> 00:33:22,041
Reaching out
to an old fairy contact.

615
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:24,500
I hated working teeth,
but a job's a job.

616
00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:26,500
Puck, it's Chuck. Call me.

617
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:27,917
Hey, Santa, what do you think?

618
00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:31,000
Santa?

619
00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:32,166
<i>Santa's sleigh departing.</i>

620
00:33:32,291 --> 00:33:33,750
<i>Destination Duluth.</i>

621
00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:34,959
Santa!

622
00:34:23,291 --> 00:34:24,917
Where's my tree?

623
00:34:26,959 --> 00:34:28,542
I've been Grinched.

624
00:34:34,208 --> 00:34:35,542
Okay, no.

625
00:34:36,959 --> 00:34:39,041
It's not possible.

626
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,375
Am I the Grinch?

627
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,667
I made Christmas disappear?

628
00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:04,166
Mom, this is not funny.
You're starting to scare me.

629
00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:08,583
I am sorry, sweetie, but I just
have never heard of Christmas.

630
00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:10,375
- Christmas, yes.
- Was that it? No, I...

631
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,583
Just because
it doesn't ring a bell

632
00:35:11,583 --> 00:35:13,083
doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

633
00:35:13,083 --> 00:35:15,917
You know about all kinds
of things that I don't...

634
00:35:15,917 --> 00:35:19,750
Like, um,
how to make a PDF. Mm?

635
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:21,709
Let me get you
something to drink.

636
00:35:21,834 --> 00:35:23,875
How about a nice herbal tea?

637
00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:25,834
Do you have any cocoa?

638
00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:27,458
- What's cocoa?
- What do you mean?

639
00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:29,125
- What do you mean you don't--
- I'm just kidding.

640
00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:31,250
- It's not funny. It's not funny.
- It is a little funny.

641
00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:32,625
- It's so funny.
- Oh, my God!

642
00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:33,792
This has got to be a prank.

643
00:35:33,792 --> 00:35:35,500
This is a prank. It's just...

644
00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:38,500
Aunt Erin!

645
00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:41,291
Hi, guys.

646
00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:43,125
Nana said you could use a hug.

647
00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:47,750
Yeah, yeah. Auntie is
kind of having a bad day.

648
00:35:47,875 --> 00:35:49,959
I did a very silly thing.

649
00:35:50,083 --> 00:35:52,458
I made a wish
that Christmas would disappear.

650
00:35:54,417 --> 00:35:58,166
- Ah.
- What's that?

651
00:35:58,291 --> 00:36:00,041
Very funny, but I do think
that you could

652
00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:01,542
get in trouble
for pranking your aunt.

653
00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:04,041
You're gonna end up
on Santa's naughty list.

654
00:36:04,166 --> 00:36:06,125
Who is Santa?

655
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:12,583
You don't know who Santa is?

656
00:36:13,583 --> 00:36:14,667
Nope.

657
00:36:21,792 --> 00:36:23,417
I can fix this.

658
00:36:24,542 --> 00:36:26,041
I can fix this.

659
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,750
- Erin.
- Hi.

660
00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:55,500
Hi. Uh, how's the boyfriend?

661
00:36:55,625 --> 00:36:57,834
Oh, ex-boyfriend.
Is Taylor here?

662
00:36:57,959 --> 00:36:59,500
That was fast. What happened?

663
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,750
He ate all my cookies.
You understand.

664
00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:04,709
Is Taylor here?

665
00:37:04,709 --> 00:37:06,750
Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Come on in.

666
00:37:15,959 --> 00:37:19,458
So you believe that
a radio station erased this...

667
00:37:19,583 --> 00:37:22,166
Christmas.
It's called Christmas.

668
00:37:22,291 --> 00:37:24,458
From everyone's memory.

669
00:37:24,583 --> 00:37:26,875
I understand that it does sound
a little out there,

670
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,834
but, I mean... Taylor, come on,
you gotta remember.

671
00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:32,542
You're saying, every year

672
00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,500
our family gets together,
exchanges random gifts

673
00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:39,667
and wears sweaters with an old
bearded guy's face on them?

674
00:37:39,792 --> 00:37:41,750
Yes, exactly.

675
00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:45,583
But you're the only one that
remembers this, uh, Christmas?

676
00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:47,875
What? Sam.

677
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,083
Well, it's not
completely unfamiliar.

678
00:37:50,208 --> 00:37:54,583
There are elements of Germanic
culture, uh, Victorian England.

679
00:37:54,583 --> 00:37:57,583
You said this Santa guy
went by another name?

680
00:37:57,583 --> 00:38:00,333
Yes. Uh, jolly old Saint Nick.
Kris Kringle.

681
00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:02,417
H-how many aliases
does this guy have?

682
00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:04,625
There was a Saint Nicholas known
for his secret gift-giving.

683
00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,083
- Yes, that's the one.
- Maybe...

684
00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:07,250
There's a pollutant or

685
00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:09,000
a mass event affecting memory?

686
00:38:09,125 --> 00:38:10,375
Right.

687
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,667
You can't possibly believe her.

688
00:38:11,792 --> 00:38:13,083
- Of course not.
- Hey!

689
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,792
But I also don't believe
that Mr. Johnson

690
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,458
deserves to get
the lakehouse in the divorce,

691
00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:18,625
but that doesn't stop me
from arguing for it.

692
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:22,417
All right, okay,
all right. This has been fun.

693
00:38:22,542 --> 00:38:24,625
But we do have the Internet.

694
00:38:39,709 --> 00:38:42,125
Clearly you photoshopped that.

695
00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:44,125
Honestly,
w-where would I find the time?

696
00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:47,917
Where would everyone find the
time to collectively prank you?

697
00:38:48,041 --> 00:38:49,458
I don't know.

698
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:52,959
Wait. This. This will help.

699
00:38:54,709 --> 00:38:56,625
Listen, my advice?

700
00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:59,333
Take the day.
Take the whole day.

701
00:38:59,458 --> 00:39:02,250
Go play with Olivia
and Jonah. They'd love that.

702
00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:04,333
- This doesn't make sense. Uh...
- Erin.

703
00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:06,959
- What? What do you mean relax?
- Relax.

704
00:39:06,959 --> 00:39:09,500
The radio station's
taken this entirely too f...

705
00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:11,458
Oh, my gosh, do you guys realize

706
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,250
how mad
people are gonna be at me?

707
00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:15,667
Okay, you want my advice,
avoid any contact,

708
00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:17,458
written or otherwise,
with the radio station,

709
00:39:17,583 --> 00:39:19,834
and we will figure this out.

710
00:39:19,834 --> 00:39:23,000
Right. Right.
That's what I will do.

711
00:39:23,125 --> 00:39:26,375
That's a good plan.
Thank you, Sam.

712
00:39:32,834 --> 00:39:36,375
Right. So then
Santa comes down the chimney.

713
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,542
Jonah, that's your cue.

714
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:39,542
- Ho-ho-ho.
- Perfect.

715
00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:41,166
Our house
doesn't have a chimney.

716
00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:44,834
That's totally fine,
because Santa has a magical key

717
00:39:44,959 --> 00:39:46,709
for all of the houses
that do not have one.

718
00:39:46,709 --> 00:39:49,375
And then he gets the presents

719
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,000
and he puts them right here,
under the tree.

720
00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:53,542
But before he goes--

721
00:39:53,667 --> 00:39:56,000
- He has cookies and milk.
- Exactly.

722
00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:58,333
And then brings the tomatoes
to the reindeer.

723
00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,417
Right. Well, what?
Actually, no. Sorry.

724
00:40:00,542 --> 00:40:02,375
We're using tomatoes,
but actually

725
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,208
reindeer prefer carrots.

726
00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:05,667
Why?

727
00:40:05,792 --> 00:40:08,542
- We don't know.
- Kids, lunch.

728
00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:10,583
Hi, nana.
We're learning about Santa.

729
00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:13,125
He is awesome.

730
00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:15,542
Lou?

731
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,875
Did you tell my children
that a man in a red suit

732
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,458
was going to break into
our house and reverse-rob us?

733
00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:24,041
I didn't say it
exactly like that.

734
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:25,583
And that this man has spies

735
00:40:25,709 --> 00:40:27,417
that watch them
all year round to see

736
00:40:27,542 --> 00:40:30,583
if they're being
naughty or nice? Erin, naughty?

737
00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:32,250
So when you say it,
it doesn't sound great.

738
00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:33,750
And if they're bad,
he'll give them

739
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,250
pantyhose stuffed with rocks?

740
00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:36,583
Coal.
It's coal in their stockings.

741
00:40:36,583 --> 00:40:37,917
But if they're good,
he'll give them

742
00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:39,417
anything they want. Anything.

743
00:40:39,542 --> 00:40:41,417
- Erin, they're kids.
- Exactly.

744
00:40:41,417 --> 00:40:43,750
- They deserve a little magic.
- Look.

745
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:46,250
I love that you involve the kids
in your projects.

746
00:40:46,375 --> 00:40:49,166
And I don't know what kind of
weirdo performance art this is,

747
00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:52,417
but you've gotta run this stuff
by me first, okay?

748
00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:55,542
Because it's all fun and games
to play the cool aunt.

749
00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:57,291
But you're not the one
they'll be crying to when

750
00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:59,750
there's no dragon
that fits in my pocket.

751
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:01,291
But also, he can be invisible

752
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:04,583
and breathes candy
instead of fire.

753
00:41:04,709 --> 00:41:06,625
- I will talk to them.
- Thank you.

754
00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:09,458
Santa can't create mythical
creatures from scratch.

755
00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:11,208
Everyone knows that.

756
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:20,125
<i>Welcome back to KQDS,</i>

757
00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:23,917
<i>Duluth's finest station
for all your favorite games.</i>

758
00:41:24,041 --> 00:41:25,750
<i>It's cold
and it's snowy out there,</i>

759
00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:27,417
<i>so cuddle up to a fire
and listen</i>

760
00:41:27,417 --> 00:41:31,291
<i>to the sweet, sultry voice
of Harmony Grace.</i>

761
00:41:34,375 --> 00:41:36,125
Hi.

762
00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:39,792
I'm Erin Smithson,
winner of Operation Wish.

763
00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:43,125
Okay. Congratulations.

764
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:44,583
Mm. Thank you. Listen.

765
00:41:44,709 --> 00:41:46,333
Was it nice
having a little bit of a break

766
00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:49,000
from all of the
fa-la-la-la-la-ing? Yes, it was.

767
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,333
But you guys are messing with
my friends and with my family.

768
00:41:52,458 --> 00:41:54,834
Yeah, I'm just the intern
for the late show.

769
00:41:54,959 --> 00:41:57,000
Right. I get it.
You're just doing your job.

770
00:41:57,125 --> 00:42:00,166
You know, cog in the wheel.
But this has gone way too far.

771
00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:02,000
And I need you
to call off the contest.

772
00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:05,959
- I don't know what that is.
- Operation Wish!

773
00:42:06,083 --> 00:42:08,500
One person, three wishes.
One Merry Christmas.

774
00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:10,917
Okay, there's no one named
Merry Christmas here.

775
00:42:11,041 --> 00:42:13,375
It's a contest.
This station's contest.

776
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:15,166
- Okay, don't yell.
- I am not...

777
00:42:15,291 --> 00:42:17,458
- I'm not, I'm not yelling.
- Wow.

778
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:20,917
It's cool. It's totally cool.
Just bring back Christmas.

779
00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:22,667
- <i>Yeah.</i>
- Hey, uh, Donna.

780
00:42:22,792 --> 00:42:27,208
There's someone here saying that
we kidnapped a Merry Christmas?

781
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,125
Hey, Donna, I'm not leaving
until you call off the wish.

782
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:31,667
- We didn't give you any wishes.
- Oh, yeah? Well, then who did?

783
00:42:31,792 --> 00:42:33,875
- Who did?
- Oh, if you don't leave...

784
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:35,709
We're gonna have to call
security for trespassing.

785
00:42:35,709 --> 00:42:37,834
Trespassing?
I am not trespassing.

786
00:42:37,834 --> 00:42:42,208
You, sir, are the one who is
trespassing on people's minds!

787
00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:47,041
You erased Christmas. They
should throw you all in jail.

788
00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,875
Erin Smithson,
your lawyer's here.

789
00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,542
You're free to go.

790
00:43:15,291 --> 00:43:16,917
So how was your night?

791
00:43:19,709 --> 00:43:21,041
Well, the radio station's
not gonna

792
00:43:21,041 --> 00:43:22,709
press charges, so no harm done.

793
00:43:22,709 --> 00:43:24,917
Yeah, except for the part
where everyone in my life

794
00:43:25,041 --> 00:43:26,583
thinks I'm Looney Tunes.

795
00:43:26,583 --> 00:43:29,166
Including me, including you.

796
00:43:29,291 --> 00:43:30,750
Yeah, yeah, I was thinking
about changing my name,

797
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:32,250
growing a mustache
and fleeing north.

798
00:43:32,375 --> 00:43:34,083
But then I remembered
that you still have

799
00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:36,542
a very delicate
family heirloom of mine.

800
00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:39,959
- Yeah? Oh, the film.
- Yeah.

801
00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:41,750
Sam, if you take me
to the studio,

802
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:43,583
I will develop it for you
right now.

803
00:43:43,583 --> 00:43:46,041
- E-Erin, I was joking.
- No, seriously, please.

804
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:48,291
After all you've done,
it is the very least I can do.

805
00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:49,625
Let's go.

806
00:43:50,834 --> 00:43:52,917
Okay.

807
00:43:53,041 --> 00:43:55,917
- Wait, you'd flee north?
- Yeah, yeah.

808
00:43:56,041 --> 00:43:58,250
The beaches are south.
You go south to vacation.

809
00:43:58,375 --> 00:44:01,750
You go north to be incognito.
Everybody knows that.

810
00:44:13,875 --> 00:44:16,125
I can't tell if we're fitting in
or standing out.

811
00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:17,959
Yeah, me neither.

812
00:44:17,959 --> 00:44:20,333
From now on
you're doing reindeer duty.

813
00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:24,959
I'm not going near Comet again.
He knows what he did.

814
00:44:24,959 --> 00:44:27,291
<i>Could we have
a manager on register three?</i>

815
00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:30,500
<i>- Register three.</i>
- Still haven't found her yet?

816
00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:32,583
Have you seen this elf
sit on a shelf?

817
00:44:32,709 --> 00:44:34,417
Do I look like I talk to birds?

818
00:44:34,542 --> 00:44:36,667
No, okay? I don't do
Christmas spy work.

819
00:44:36,667 --> 00:44:38,333
You find her,
and I'll make a plan.

820
00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:39,625
You couldn't plan your way out

821
00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:40,959
of a half-eaten
gingerbread house.

822
00:44:40,959 --> 00:44:42,959
- Oh, God.
- And-and what makes you think...

823
00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:45,834
- That you're in charge?
- Ho-ho-ho!

824
00:44:45,834 --> 00:44:49,333
These colors,
so vivid in the daytime.

825
00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:53,041
Technically,
that guy's in charge.

826
00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:55,625
Good day. Love that hair.

827
00:44:55,625 --> 00:44:58,625
- Beautiful! Ho-ho-ho...
- Let's look at the facts.

828
00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:00,959
She had a bad breakup
last Christmas.

829
00:45:00,959 --> 00:45:02,917
She goes full humbug this year.

830
00:45:03,041 --> 00:45:05,291
She wishes
her ex-boyfriend back.

831
00:45:05,417 --> 00:45:08,000
And she goes over like
a hot toddy on the 4th of July.

832
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,750
Wrong solution,
but may be the right problem.

833
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,000
See, what puts the win
in winter?

834
00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:15,875
The sleigh and sleigh bells,
the-the mas in Christmas.

835
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,875
Oh, oh, processed sugar.

836
00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:21,500
No! Romance!

837
00:45:21,625 --> 00:45:24,208
Look, she's not down
on Christmas because of love.

838
00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:28,375
She feels disconnected from
the true meaning of Christmas.

839
00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:31,875
Ah-ha, the joy of community.
The sense of true presence.

840
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Oh, so close, big guy.

841
00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:35,667
No, I was thinking
the other kind of presents.

842
00:45:35,792 --> 00:45:38,208
That sweet jingle-jangle
of shiny metal stuff.

843
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,458
Spectacle! Magic! Production!

844
00:45:47,667 --> 00:45:49,250
Hey, sorry. Ha.

845
00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:52,250
All right,
I have some questions.

846
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,792
- Hm.
- So you wished away Christmas.

847
00:45:55,917 --> 00:45:59,083
And within a day, against the
brilliant advice of your lawyer,

848
00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:01,625
you risked jail
to bring it back.

849
00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:04,208
Like, the wish was impulsive
and selfish.

850
00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:05,417
I'm gonna reverse it.

851
00:46:05,417 --> 00:46:07,959
The wish was a victimless crime.

852
00:46:08,083 --> 00:46:11,417
- Nobody remembers it.
- But, Sam, I remember.

853
00:46:11,542 --> 00:46:13,250
I remember, Jonah was so small,

854
00:46:13,375 --> 00:46:16,417
I'm the one who taught him
to hang ornaments on the tree.

855
00:46:16,542 --> 00:46:19,250
The sparkly indoor tree
with lights on it.

856
00:46:19,250 --> 00:46:22,291
Yes, and Olivia, I remember
the way her face would light up

857
00:46:22,417 --> 00:46:24,083
when you got her
what she wanted for Christmas.

858
00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:25,709
And the way they were
always surprised

859
00:46:25,834 --> 00:46:27,917
to find an orange
in the toe of their stocking.

860
00:46:28,041 --> 00:46:31,417
Which you said was fairly
common. Food in footwear.

861
00:46:31,542 --> 00:46:33,166
- Yes, yes, it was.
- Hm.

862
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:36,291
It will be again, it has to be,

863
00:46:36,291 --> 00:46:38,667
because I cannot,
in good conscience,

864
00:46:38,792 --> 00:46:42,834
deprive my niece and nephew
of something so magical.

865
00:46:45,875 --> 00:46:47,625
Oh, sounds really nice.

866
00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:49,375
Wish my family
had something like that.

867
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:52,208
- Hm. Maybe they did.
- No. No, no.

868
00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:54,291
They were divorced.
They worked a lot.

869
00:46:54,291 --> 00:46:56,500
Even in your magical reality,
they wouldn't have been

870
00:46:56,625 --> 00:47:00,083
the sit-by-the-sparkly-
indoor-tree type.

871
00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:01,625
But they...

872
00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:04,291
they were.

873
00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:05,750
You keep
telling yourself that.

874
00:47:05,875 --> 00:47:08,000
I'm not telling you. I'm...

875
00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:14,208
I'm showing you.

876
00:47:14,333 --> 00:47:16,125
- Ah, you're messing with me.
- I'm not, Sam.

877
00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:18,291
I didn't do anything. I swear!

878
00:47:19,792 --> 00:47:21,792
O-okay,
maybe it was my birthday.

879
00:47:21,792 --> 00:47:25,041
Oh, Sam, that's a Christmas
tree. T-there's ornaments on it.

880
00:47:25,166 --> 00:47:27,250
There's no birthday tree.
Come on.

881
00:47:28,583 --> 00:47:30,917
Is it just me or...

882
00:47:31,041 --> 00:47:32,959
These chemicals, they're, uh,
make you...

883
00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:35,458
Oh, dear. Yeah, don't breathe
that. That's bad for you.

884
00:47:35,583 --> 00:47:37,834
Okay. Okay, hold on, that way.

885
00:47:37,959 --> 00:47:39,125
- This way? Okay.
- That... Come on. Yeah.

886
00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:40,709
- You got it.
- All right.

887
00:47:43,417 --> 00:47:45,500
Okay, clearly,

888
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:48,959
whoever's behind
this supposed wish thing

889
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:50,375
is not at the radio station.

890
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,333
- No. I don't know.
- So who's doing this?

891
00:47:52,333 --> 00:47:54,500
I have no idea what is going on.

892
00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:57,625
Okay, okay. Let's just start
with what we know.

893
00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,875
You've been emailing your wish
to somebody.

894
00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:02,125
Let's send them
a cease and desist.

895
00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:05,041
- Good idea.
- Second question.

896
00:48:05,041 --> 00:48:08,208
Your brother-in-law's a lawyer.
So why'd you call me?

897
00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:09,834
Because you're a better lawyer.

898
00:48:09,959 --> 00:48:11,917
Flattery will get you
everywhere.

899
00:48:12,041 --> 00:48:14,792
Seriously, why me?

900
00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:16,875
Look, it's clear
that neither you or Taylor

901
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,458
remember or believe in Christmas
at all.

902
00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:20,208
But you, Sam,

903
00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:23,000
you were willing
to at least make a case for it.

904
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,417
It's becoming increasingly clear
that no one will believe me.

905
00:48:26,542 --> 00:48:29,875
But there is a chance
that they will believe you.

906
00:48:31,291 --> 00:48:32,875
We need evidence, Erin.

907
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,125
Belief follows evidence.

908
00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,333
We show 'em the pictures!

909
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,333
Uh, th...

910
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,083
The-the pictures don't mean

911
00:48:41,208 --> 00:48:43,041
anything to anyone
except for me.

912
00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:46,250
You said these traditions
are fun.

913
00:48:46,250 --> 00:48:48,709
- Right?
- People think so.

914
00:48:48,834 --> 00:48:50,917
Let's give the people
what they don't know they want.

915
00:48:50,917 --> 00:48:52,375
No, I mean, I'm not capable of

916
00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,792
pulling off
some mass Christmas event.

917
00:48:54,917 --> 00:48:57,083
You don't have to.
We start small.

918
00:48:57,083 --> 00:48:58,875
You said
Christmas is all about family.

919
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,709
Let's get your parents
to do the traditions with us.

920
00:49:01,834 --> 00:49:03,417
It might jog their memory.

921
00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:08,875
All I heard you say was that
you wanna meet my parents, so...

922
00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:14,083
Kidding.

923
00:49:14,208 --> 00:49:16,125
Your face.

924
00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:19,500
Think of it
as not just photography,

925
00:49:19,625 --> 00:49:21,625
but as performance art.

926
00:49:21,750 --> 00:49:25,083
As an exploration
of ancient forgotten holidays

927
00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:27,458
as recreated by the...

928
00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:29,792
Modern families and communities.

929
00:49:29,917 --> 00:49:31,000
Yeah.

930
00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:33,792
Well, I have to
say, I'm relieved.

931
00:49:33,917 --> 00:49:35,625
Wait, you, you are?

932
00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:37,583
Ah, your father and I
were so worried about you

933
00:49:37,709 --> 00:49:39,625
the other day.
You were acting so strange.

934
00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:42,625
- Oh, right.
- Well, that's just part of it.

935
00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:44,792
- Really committing to the act.
- Right.

936
00:49:44,792 --> 00:49:46,792
So we think that there are
strength in numbers.

937
00:49:46,792 --> 00:49:50,041
Oh, I love it, you know
that we will support your work

938
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:52,792
in any way we can always.
So what can we do?

939
00:49:52,917 --> 00:49:55,959
Now, I'm not much of an actor,
but--

940
00:49:56,083 --> 00:49:58,417
- Oh, no acting. No way.
- No?

941
00:49:58,542 --> 00:50:01,125
But would you be willing
to take my credit card

942
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:04,000
and go get these things
from the craft store

943
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,333
and the hardware store,
and let me decorate your house?

944
00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:09,667
So you want your mother and I

945
00:50:09,792 --> 00:50:12,417
to go to our two favorite places

946
00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:14,000
and spend your money?

947
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Mm-hmm.

948
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,166
- Let's go.
- Oh!

949
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,417
Hey, what are you two
going to do?

950
00:50:25,917 --> 00:50:27,125
Let's go over this again.

951
00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:29,500
All right,
we are chopping down a tree.

952
00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,000
- Chopping it down.
- Chopping it down.

953
00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:33,500
And not digging it up
for some reason.

954
00:50:33,625 --> 00:50:35,500
Nope, because remember,
we are not replanting it.

955
00:50:35,625 --> 00:50:37,291
- It's going in the house.
- Right, right.

956
00:50:37,417 --> 00:50:39,291
Because it is going
in the house.

957
00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:40,834
Mm-hmm.

958
00:50:40,959 --> 00:50:43,000
And we're okay with the fact
that even in water,

959
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,542
it will die in three weeks tops.

960
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:47,125
We accept this.

961
00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:49,041
Okay, so afterwards we mulch it

962
00:50:49,166 --> 00:50:51,208
or is there
some post-Christmas tradition

963
00:50:51,333 --> 00:50:53,625
of a fire pit and burning
of grievances or something?

964
00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,458
Hm, nope. We cut it down.

965
00:50:55,583 --> 00:50:57,041
We bring it inside,
we put lights on it,

966
00:50:57,041 --> 00:50:58,625
we stare at it
for about three weeks,

967
00:50:58,750 --> 00:51:00,041
and then we throw it
on the curb.

968
00:51:00,166 --> 00:51:01,875
- On the curb?
- On the curb.

969
00:51:01,875 --> 00:51:03,375
Um, why do we do this again?

970
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:04,542
Because it's festive.

971
00:51:04,542 --> 00:51:06,709
- Festive.
- Festive.

972
00:51:06,834 --> 00:51:10,709
This guy's got curb
written all over him.

973
00:51:10,709 --> 00:51:12,500
- There we go.
- All right.

974
00:51:12,625 --> 00:51:15,208
All right, Charlie Brown.

975
00:51:19,166 --> 00:51:20,875
Christmas!

976
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:27,875
So at the stroke of midnight,
we have you dressed

977
00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:30,333
as the Ghost Of Christmas Past,
to remind her--

978
00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:32,834
Okay, she is literally
the only person

979
00:51:32,959 --> 00:51:35,417
on Planet Earth who knows who
Scrooge is, you Snickerdoodle.

980
00:51:35,417 --> 00:51:38,750
Well, what if
she's already out there

981
00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:40,917
trying to take back her wish?

982
00:51:40,917 --> 00:51:43,500
What, what if she just needs
our help?

983
00:51:43,625 --> 00:51:45,083
Sure, big fella. That...

984
00:51:46,041 --> 00:51:48,083
That's an idea.

985
00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:52,417
Do we put food on trees
to attract birds and squirrels?

986
00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:54,834
- Are there Christmas squirrels?
- Uh, no, mom.

987
00:51:54,959 --> 00:51:56,750
There are no
Christmas squirrels.

988
00:51:56,750 --> 00:52:00,083
There are a shocking number
of birds, though.

989
00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:01,917
Huh, just seems like
this whole holiday

990
00:52:01,917 --> 00:52:04,083
is about
bringing the outdoors inside.

991
00:52:04,083 --> 00:52:06,917
No, it's a holiday
about food in weird places.

992
00:52:06,917 --> 00:52:09,250
Food on the tree.

993
00:52:09,375 --> 00:52:10,792
Food in pantyhose.

994
00:52:10,917 --> 00:52:13,542
- Is that sanitary?
- It's not pantyhose, dad.

995
00:52:13,667 --> 00:52:17,125
- It's, it's stockings.
- I told you she meant socks!

996
00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:18,750
- Well, we got you both, so...
- Okay.

997
00:52:18,875 --> 00:52:21,208
- Thank you. Um, what, uh...
- Mm-hmm.

998
00:52:21,333 --> 00:52:23,750
Oh, they didn't have
anything called twinkle lights,

999
00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:26,959
but they had these little
fantastic things. Huh?

1000
00:52:26,959 --> 00:52:29,083
And I bought you a strobe light.

1001
00:52:29,208 --> 00:52:30,500
- Oh...
- Don't worry, sweetie.

1002
00:52:30,625 --> 00:52:31,917
- I know what you meant.
- Okay.

1003
00:52:32,041 --> 00:52:33,291
And there's your garlands.

1004
00:52:33,417 --> 00:52:35,417
Yeah? You want it? Right there.

1005
00:52:35,542 --> 00:52:38,041
Oh, and the piece de resistance.

1006
00:52:38,166 --> 00:52:39,750
- Oh, ha-ha.
- Huh?

1007
00:52:45,041 --> 00:52:48,125
And... Ha-ha-ha...

1008
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:50,792
- Uh?
- It says right here.

1009
00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:53,291
Ornaments,
like brightly-colored balls.

1010
00:52:53,291 --> 00:52:54,834
You know, the thing
I find most interesting

1011
00:52:54,959 --> 00:52:58,333
about this project is,
since nobody really knows

1012
00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:02,500
what the Christmas was like,
there's no basis of comparison.

1013
00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:05,625
Therefore, we have a lot of room
to be creative.

1014
00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:09,000
Now, Sam, I love that attitude.

1015
00:53:10,792 --> 00:53:12,667
Okay. Uh...

1016
00:53:12,792 --> 00:53:15,333
Guys, I kinda asked
for a reindeer.

1017
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:19,834
There's no such thing
as a Christmas fox.

1018
00:53:19,834 --> 00:53:22,000
Till now, right?

1019
00:53:45,792 --> 00:53:47,709
What in the world!

1020
00:53:47,709 --> 00:53:50,166
Mom, she did it.

1021
00:53:50,291 --> 00:53:53,959
- Is this Christmas?
- This is our Christmas.

1022
00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:55,875
What do you think, you guys?
Check it out.

1023
00:53:55,875 --> 00:53:58,333
Come on. Christmas.

1024
00:53:58,458 --> 00:54:01,542
<i>♪ Work senora
work it all the time ♪</i>

1025
00:54:01,542 --> 00:54:03,542
- Wow. Tennis ball.
- Wow.

1026
00:54:03,667 --> 00:54:05,750
Yeah. I guess so.

1027
00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,375
- It's not bad.
- It's not good.

1028
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:09,834
But it's not bad.

1029
00:54:09,834 --> 00:54:12,208
<i>♪ Jump in the line
rock your body in time ♪</i>

1030
00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:14,041
<i>♪ Okay I believe you ♪</i>

1031
00:54:14,041 --> 00:54:16,083
<i>♪ Jump in the line
rock your body in time ♪</i>

1032
00:54:16,208 --> 00:54:18,083
<i>♪ Okay I believe you ♪</i>

1033
00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:20,750
<i>♪ Jump in the line
rock your body in time ♪</i>

1034
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:23,041
So everything else
was erased, but how were

1035
00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:24,750
the photos of your family
have even made up here?

1036
00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:26,041
It doesn't make any sense.

1037
00:54:26,166 --> 00:54:27,166
Maybe who's ever doing this

1038
00:54:27,291 --> 00:54:28,458
planted it as a clue.

1039
00:54:28,583 --> 00:54:30,959
Or maybe you're starting
to believe.

1040
00:54:31,792 --> 00:54:33,000
Maybe.

1041
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:42,208
So she wished Christmas away
and now she's decorating?

1042
00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:44,750
Well, I wouldn't call this
decorating, but...

1043
00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:47,500
- And Sam's here, and she seems--
- Oh, I'll say it.

1044
00:54:47,625 --> 00:54:50,083
She's glowing like
Rudolph's schnoz in a hailstorm.

1045
00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:51,417
It's so cute!

1046
00:54:51,542 --> 00:54:53,542
Okay, new plan.
We're gonna do both plans.

1047
00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:55,458
I'll add a little
<i>je ne se kwassail</i>

1048
00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:56,917
to her attempt
to bring back Christmas--

1049
00:54:56,917 --> 00:54:58,959
And I'll, with the,
with the mistletoe

1050
00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:00,625
and-and-and put the merry at...

1051
00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:02,333
I've run out of Christmas puns.

1052
00:55:02,458 --> 00:55:04,583
I'll help them fall in love.
Oh, yes.

1053
00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:07,375
- Yeah. Okay.
- So we divide and conquer.

1054
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,208
- Conquer! Okay.
- Yeah.

1055
00:55:10,125 --> 00:55:11,625
Yes. No, yeah.

1056
00:55:16,417 --> 00:55:20,625
<i>♪ Drown me amore ♪</i>

1057
00:55:20,625 --> 00:55:24,750
<i>♪ How long has it been? ♪</i>

1058
00:55:24,875 --> 00:55:29,125
<i>♪ Oh my love
how my heart skips a beat ♪</i>

1059
00:55:29,125 --> 00:55:30,917
People really ate
this much sugar?

1060
00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:32,542
Yes, the ancient peoples
who celebrated

1061
00:55:32,667 --> 00:55:34,625
this holiday
were a sugar-loving culture.

1062
00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:37,458
Funniest thing.

1063
00:55:37,583 --> 00:55:39,500
That's the third person
to ask about the lights.

1064
00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:42,000
Oh. Yeah, that is great news.

1065
00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:43,417
As long as you're happy,
I'm happy.

1066
00:55:43,542 --> 00:55:44,750
Sam.

1067
00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:46,083
Could I, uh, get help with

1068
00:55:46,208 --> 00:55:48,583
something in the kitchen?

1069
00:55:48,709 --> 00:55:51,959
I don't wanna eat this
because it looks so pretty.

1070
00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:54,583
Yeah. Marshmallows
are not good for arms.

1071
00:55:57,083 --> 00:56:00,667
Did you hear my dad? People
are asking about the lights.

1072
00:56:00,667 --> 00:56:02,959
I don't know why, but I just
think that this is working.

1073
00:56:03,083 --> 00:56:05,500
Yeah. I can't stop thinking
about the photos.

1074
00:56:05,625 --> 00:56:07,000
You were swirling them around
and I said,

1075
00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:08,667
I wish that I had
something like that,

1076
00:56:08,792 --> 00:56:11,625
and there it was.

1077
00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:14,375
That means that you're right
about Christmas existing,

1078
00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:16,291
and I don't even wanna think

1079
00:56:16,291 --> 00:56:18,000
about the metaphysical
implications of--

1080
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,667
Just breathe. Okay? Look.

1081
00:56:21,792 --> 00:56:25,542
All that matters is that we are
making people really happy.

1082
00:56:25,667 --> 00:56:28,667
And that is tough to do
in subzero temperatures.

1083
00:56:29,458 --> 00:56:31,000
You're right.

1084
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:33,375
I can't think of anything
I'd rather be doing.

1085
00:56:38,625 --> 00:56:40,834
I should probably...

1086
00:56:40,959 --> 00:56:43,667
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Right. Um...

1087
00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:45,917
Sprinkles.

1088
00:56:48,417 --> 00:56:50,875
A tiny dance arena. Oh.

1089
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,166
She was this ballerina doll
that spun.

1090
00:56:54,291 --> 00:56:56,667
Oh, Lou?

1091
00:56:56,792 --> 00:57:00,500
Roy Roger's action figure,
with the horse, of course.

1092
00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:02,250
- Of course.
- Erin?

1093
00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:05,166
I wanted, uh, that talking bear.
What was his...

1094
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:06,834
Uh, no, but I couldn't get it
because Maria and I

1095
00:57:06,959 --> 00:57:08,083
shared a room. Remember?

1096
00:57:08,208 --> 00:57:09,250
Oh, so it could talk to me

1097
00:57:09,250 --> 00:57:11,083
in the night? Uh, no, thanks.

1098
00:57:11,208 --> 00:57:12,959
Dashin' your
sister's dreams like that?

1099
00:57:13,083 --> 00:57:15,041
Hot Wheels for me. All day.

1100
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:17,542
That tracks.
Sam, what about you?

1101
00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:19,375
Oh, no, no, I just want
another sugar cookie

1102
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:21,417
and to hear more
about this terrifying AI bear.

1103
00:57:21,417 --> 00:57:24,208
He was cute.
Why are you deflecting?

1104
00:57:24,333 --> 00:57:27,750
Okay, uh, when I was
Jonah and Olivia's age,

1105
00:57:27,875 --> 00:57:30,166
I would've asked for this.

1106
00:57:31,709 --> 00:57:33,250
Aww...

1107
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:35,333
You get all the cookies
for that answer.

1108
00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:36,875
- All, all of them.
- Thank you.

1109
00:57:36,875 --> 00:57:39,250
He's buttering you up.

1110
00:57:39,375 --> 00:57:40,917
Careful, I think
this is part of Taylor's

1111
00:57:40,917 --> 00:57:42,625
grand scheme to make you stay.

1112
00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:45,417
Oh, right, because
this was all Taylor's idea.

1113
00:58:05,875 --> 00:58:07,166
What is it?

1114
00:58:09,083 --> 00:58:11,291
Excuse me, sir. Can I help you?

1115
00:58:11,417 --> 00:58:13,959
That's so kind of you.

1116
00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:16,125
But I wouldn't dream
of imposing.

1117
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:18,291
Sir, you can't make
your own drink.

1118
00:58:18,417 --> 00:58:22,250
- It's a health code violation.
- Oh, my apologies.

1119
00:58:22,250 --> 00:58:25,166
Almost...

1120
00:58:25,291 --> 00:58:27,625
- Almost finished.
- I'm-I'm sorry.

1121
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:30,291
You're gonna pay for that, right?

1122
00:58:30,417 --> 00:58:33,333
Are people punished for
consuming sweets in this town?

1123
00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:36,834
- Maybe I can help?
- Oh, Mayor Hara.

1124
00:58:36,959 --> 00:58:38,417
- Thank you.
- Uh, yeah.

1125
00:58:38,542 --> 00:58:40,333
Hello, Mr., uh...

1126
00:58:40,458 --> 00:58:41,625
- Nick.
- Nick!

1127
00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:43,458
- Mm-hmm.
- What brings you to Duluth?

1128
00:58:43,583 --> 00:58:45,166
Well, actually,
I-I'm on vacation

1129
00:58:45,291 --> 00:58:47,959
first time in, uh, centuries.

1130
00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:49,583
Oh, it feels like that
sometimes, doesn't it?

1131
00:58:49,709 --> 00:58:51,500
Wait, I'm sorry.

1132
00:58:51,625 --> 00:58:56,250
Did you say you chose Duluth
for a vacation in December?

1133
00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:59,208
- Why, certainly.
- Do you mind if I ask why?

1134
00:58:59,333 --> 00:59:01,291
We are always looking
for new ways

1135
00:59:01,417 --> 00:59:03,542
to attract more people
to our beautiful city.

1136
00:59:03,667 --> 00:59:08,041
Well, it's always nice
to soak up the warm weather.

1137
00:59:08,166 --> 00:59:10,875
Plus, it's such a creative town.

1138
00:59:10,875 --> 00:59:14,542
I just passed this house
that was decorated for a,

1139
00:59:14,542 --> 00:59:17,875
I believe it's called Christmas.

1140
00:59:17,875 --> 00:59:20,625
Uh, light display,
uh, the ribbons...

1141
00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:23,125
It was delightful.

1142
00:59:23,250 --> 00:59:25,917
They covered their house
in lights? Why?

1143
00:59:26,041 --> 00:59:29,375
Well, I'm no expert,
but it's my understanding

1144
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:31,542
that it's to spread
a little light in the world

1145
00:59:31,667 --> 00:59:34,166
at its darkest time of the year.

1146
00:59:34,291 --> 00:59:36,750
Huh. That's...

1147
00:59:38,417 --> 00:59:40,542
You know,
we could use some of that. Yeah.

1148
00:59:40,542 --> 00:59:42,542
I wanna run this
by the city council.

1149
00:59:42,542 --> 00:59:45,542
- Do you know who made it?
- Why, yes.

1150
00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:48,083
Yes, I do.

1151
00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:51,417
Mm.

1152
00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:58,000
It's like if someone
left a gingerbread house

1153
00:59:58,125 --> 00:59:59,417
in a hot car.

1154
01:00:01,834 --> 01:00:04,125
Phew! Ha.

1155
01:00:04,250 --> 01:00:05,917
I mean,
you don't understand. I...

1156
01:00:06,041 --> 01:00:09,333
I can barely pull off one house,
let alone a citywide event.

1157
01:00:09,458 --> 01:00:11,458
Oh, but you wouldn't be
doing it alone.

1158
01:00:11,583 --> 01:00:13,750
You provide the vision
and we'll put together

1159
01:00:13,875 --> 01:00:17,083
a committee of volunteers
to make it come to life.

1160
01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:18,500
- Uh, sure.
- Please.

1161
01:00:18,625 --> 01:00:21,250
I think
people could really use this.

1162
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:23,542
Ah. This isn't what
it normally is, though.

1163
01:00:23,667 --> 01:00:25,333
- It's much more grand. It's--
- Oh!

1164
01:00:25,458 --> 01:00:27,250
Wow!

1165
01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:29,959
You-you really undersold this.

1166
01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:31,625
How did you do this?

1167
01:00:46,709 --> 01:00:48,750
How did I do this?

1168
01:00:56,333 --> 01:01:00,208
Uh, hi, can I help you?

1169
01:01:00,333 --> 01:01:02,875
Oh, heh-heh.
Hey there, neighbor.

1170
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,667
I couldn't help admiring
your decorations.

1171
01:01:05,792 --> 01:01:07,959
Big crafter here. Huge.

1172
01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:09,792
Would love to do something
like this to my place.

1173
01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:11,959
What's the occasion?

1174
01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:14,291
Well, uh, hm, I'm an artist

1175
01:01:14,417 --> 01:01:16,500
and I'm trying to resurrect

1176
01:01:16,625 --> 01:01:18,625
an old forgotten holiday
called Christmas.

1177
01:01:18,750 --> 01:01:20,625
- Oh, wow. Christmas!
- Yeah.

1178
01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:22,375
Sounds pretty incredible
if you ask me.

1179
01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:24,333
- It's really something.
- Okay.

1180
01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:26,500
Well, do you have any more
fun details you could share wi--

1181
01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:31,333
I'm wondering if there is some
big, uh, communal tradition.

1182
01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:34,458
Uh, you know, there was
a tradition where the villagers

1183
01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:37,458
would gather around
a very large pine tree

1184
01:01:37,583 --> 01:01:40,000
and they would sing songs
about, um,

1185
01:01:40,125 --> 01:01:44,166
well, mostly food and-and snow,
and just engage in revelry

1186
01:01:44,291 --> 01:01:46,667
until the, the lights
of the tree would come on.

1187
01:01:46,792 --> 01:01:49,291
- Oh, that's odd.
- Like I said, weird holiday.

1188
01:01:49,417 --> 01:01:51,792
Oh, well, I'll bet
if we decorated the tree

1189
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:54,583
as beautifully as this house,
it could be so festive.

1190
01:01:54,709 --> 01:01:56,834
You just show me examples
and I'll bring it to life.

1191
01:01:56,959 --> 01:02:00,542
- I craft a lot.
- We could modernize it.

1192
01:02:00,542 --> 01:02:03,875
Bring in some local vendors,
do a small market.

1193
01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:05,625
Oh, sorry, you probably

1194
01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:07,709
don't wanna commercialize
this holiday.

1195
01:02:07,709 --> 01:02:09,208
It's not unheard of.

1196
01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:11,041
But this Christmas Eve, you see,

1197
01:02:11,166 --> 01:02:12,667
it's-it's only three days away.

1198
01:02:12,792 --> 01:02:14,166
I mean, I-I just don't know
where I would get

1199
01:02:14,291 --> 01:02:15,917
the-the lights,
the ribbons, the garlands--

1200
01:02:16,041 --> 01:02:19,834
Uh, I'll get them! I got
connections. I craft a lot.

1201
01:02:19,959 --> 01:02:21,875
We can secure a tree,
the lights,

1202
01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:23,375
permits, anything you need.

1203
01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:25,500
Yeah, yeah, uh,
you sketch the designs

1204
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,500
and I'll, uh, show people
how to make 'em.

1205
01:02:27,625 --> 01:02:30,041
- I craft a lot.
- A lot. Yes. Got it.

1206
01:02:30,166 --> 01:02:31,875
I don't know who would give up
that much

1207
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,583
of their time, though,
to do something like this.

1208
01:02:33,709 --> 01:02:35,667
Nick, the bearded man
who told me

1209
01:02:35,792 --> 01:02:37,083
about this house,
do you know him?

1210
01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:39,083
No. I, I don't think I do.

1211
01:02:39,083 --> 01:02:43,208
Nick said it was
a lovely thing to spread light

1212
01:02:43,333 --> 01:02:45,625
during the darkest time
of the year.

1213
01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:46,875
Oh, that's...

1214
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:47,959
You'd be surprised how many
citizens

1215
01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:49,375
would come out to help.

1216
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,959
We could use a little Creestmas.

1217
01:02:52,083 --> 01:02:54,542
- Christmas. It's Christmas.
- Christmas.

1218
01:02:54,667 --> 01:02:58,417
Yeah. Why don't we bring back
Christmas, right?

1219
01:03:04,166 --> 01:03:05,792
You know what? Let's do it.

1220
01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:08,333
Ah! Okay.

1221
01:03:08,458 --> 01:03:13,542
Merry Christmas is something
I assume you might say.

1222
01:03:18,750 --> 01:03:20,041
Sam.

1223
01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:21,917
Sam?

1224
01:03:22,041 --> 01:03:24,875
Oh, hey. Sorry, I let myself in.

1225
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:26,875
I'm just kind of spinning out,
you know?

1226
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,750
Oh, these are for you.

1227
01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:31,792
So get this, my mom told
all of the volunteers

1228
01:03:31,792 --> 01:03:33,458
that the primary decorations
should resemble

1229
01:03:33,583 --> 01:03:36,000
sports equipment.
So that's kind of a disaster.

1230
01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:37,792
And, uh, the only one
who gets it is Debbie.

1231
01:03:37,792 --> 01:03:39,625
And she's great, but she's
a lot, you know what I mean?

1232
01:03:39,625 --> 01:03:41,750
It's all just a lot.
Christmas is...

1233
01:03:41,875 --> 01:03:45,291
It's-it's very strong,
but it's, it's wrong.

1234
01:03:45,291 --> 01:03:47,000
Do you know what I mean, Sam?

1235
01:03:47,125 --> 01:03:49,083
Mm-hmm.

1236
01:03:49,208 --> 01:03:50,959
- Uh, Sam?
- Mr. Johnson.

1237
01:03:50,959 --> 01:03:52,083
I'm gonna have to call you back.

1238
01:03:52,208 --> 01:03:53,417
- Yup.
- Oh!

1239
01:03:54,542 --> 01:03:55,917
Ah, I'm sorry.

1240
01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:58,583
He's getting the lakehouse.
He'll be fine.

1241
01:03:58,709 --> 01:04:00,750
But will you be fine?

1242
01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:03,667
I-I mean, I, I think so.

1243
01:04:03,792 --> 01:04:06,375
There are dozens of volunteers
showing up to my parents' house

1244
01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:09,250
tomorrow to get ready for this
tree-lighting later at night.

1245
01:04:09,375 --> 01:04:12,625
I don't understand it. Like,
why is it spreading this fast?

1246
01:04:12,625 --> 01:04:14,458
Why would so many people
sign up?

1247
01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:17,959
You're asking why, but I think
you should be asking why not.

1248
01:04:18,083 --> 01:04:20,000
You promised
crafts and cocktails.

1249
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,041
Places charge
for that kind of fun.

1250
01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:31,667
I feel like you're kind
of starting to like Christmas.

1251
01:04:31,792 --> 01:04:33,500
What?

1252
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:36,792
Christmas is fine, I guess.

1253
01:04:36,917 --> 01:04:38,000
- Fine?
- Mm-hmm.

1254
01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:39,500
Says the guy who spent

1255
01:04:39,625 --> 01:04:41,166
the whole last week with me
trying

1256
01:04:41,291 --> 01:04:44,709
to resurrect it and is now
doing it on his own.

1257
01:04:44,834 --> 01:04:49,375
I have not been spending
the week with you for Christmas.

1258
01:04:50,792 --> 01:04:55,125
I am in it
for the baked goods.

1259
01:04:57,875 --> 01:05:00,083
Oh, thank you.

1260
01:05:02,417 --> 01:05:03,750
Mm.

1261
01:05:05,291 --> 01:05:06,875
You did good, Sam.

1262
01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:10,125
You did real good.

1263
01:05:11,959 --> 01:05:13,417
Christmas is delicious.

1264
01:05:15,375 --> 01:05:17,417
- Welcome.
- Thank you.

1265
01:05:17,542 --> 01:05:19,166
Hi.

1266
01:05:19,291 --> 01:05:22,834
All right. This is gonna be fun.
I promise.

1267
01:05:22,959 --> 01:05:25,917
<i>♪ Ain't no way back
out of the race ♪</i>

1268
01:05:25,917 --> 01:05:30,083
<i>♪ You gotta hustle ♪</i>

1269
01:05:30,083 --> 01:05:33,333
<i>♪ Ain't no shortcut
to any place ♪</i>

1270
01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:34,417
Mom, here you go, try.

1271
01:05:34,542 --> 01:05:35,917
Nope. Not drinking eggs.

1272
01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:38,041
It's eggnog.
Milk, sugar, egg cream.

1273
01:05:38,166 --> 01:05:39,917
- Just try it.
- Okay.

1274
01:05:41,834 --> 01:05:42,917
- Oh, that's good.
- Told you.

1275
01:05:43,041 --> 01:05:46,000
That's good. Mm. Mm.

1276
01:05:47,875 --> 01:05:50,917
That is, uh...
That's the spirit.

1277
01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:52,417
So many colors.

1278
01:05:52,417 --> 01:05:54,041
<i>♪ Ain't no time... ♪</i>

1279
01:05:54,166 --> 01:05:57,625
Seriously? Does this inspire
feelings of joy, Gladys?

1280
01:05:57,750 --> 01:06:00,709
Hey Debbie. So, so appreciate
your commitment to the vision.

1281
01:06:00,834 --> 01:06:02,208
You know what,
it's big stripes alternating

1282
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:03,917
with little stripes.
That is a candy cane.

1283
01:06:04,041 --> 01:06:05,709
I just don't get
what's so hard to understand.

1284
01:06:05,834 --> 01:06:07,125
Right, let's try
to remember that

1285
01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:08,625
these people are all volunteers

1286
01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:12,083
and the goal, first and
foremost, is to have fun.

1287
01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:16,333
Okay, excuse me a minute. Ahem.

1288
01:06:22,250 --> 01:06:25,291
To be clear, after all this
goes up in flames,

1289
01:06:25,291 --> 01:06:27,959
you were in charge of spectacle.

1290
01:06:27,959 --> 01:06:29,959
I don't get it, it's like
Christmas disappeared

1291
01:06:29,959 --> 01:06:32,208
and replaced all their brain
cells with a lump of coal!

1292
01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:35,250
No matter how hard
I try to explain, we get this.

1293
01:06:35,375 --> 01:06:38,250
What is this?
You've gotta let me fix it.

1294
01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:39,959
I can make it so pretty.

1295
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,291
- Just one thing--
- Oh, sure.

1296
01:06:41,417 --> 01:06:42,917
After you almost blew our cover

1297
01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:46,667
with that Rockefeller Center
display outside.

1298
01:06:46,667 --> 01:06:49,291
Am I the only one who takes
the word kablouie seriously?

1299
01:06:49,417 --> 01:06:51,959
We have to be discreet.

1300
01:06:52,083 --> 01:06:55,500
Now watch... and learn.

1301
01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:02,333
If this works, if I can bring
Christmas back for good,

1302
01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:04,208
I'm spending next year
in Hawaii.

1303
01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:06,166
You can't skip Christmas.

1304
01:07:06,166 --> 01:07:08,291
It'll just have to do
without me.

1305
01:07:08,417 --> 01:07:10,625
I don't know
if people can do that.

1306
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,125
People, huh?

1307
01:07:15,959 --> 01:07:16,959
Nope. Yeah, um...

1308
01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:20,834
What is that?

1309
01:07:20,959 --> 01:07:22,500
Oh, that's, uh, called
mistletoe.

1310
01:07:22,625 --> 01:07:24,166
There's this funny old tradition

1311
01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:28,041
where if you get caught
standing under it, they, um...

1312
01:07:28,041 --> 01:07:30,166
What happens?

1313
01:07:30,291 --> 01:07:33,208
Uh, uh...
Hey, who put this here?

1314
01:07:33,208 --> 01:07:35,041
- Who is that? It's funny.
- What does mistletoe do?

1315
01:07:35,041 --> 01:07:36,542
We should get back to work.

1316
01:07:36,667 --> 01:07:39,291
Well, Erin,
what does mistletoe do?

1317
01:07:39,417 --> 01:07:40,709
It's not important.

1318
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,709
Okay, bye, kids.
Safe home, okay?

1319
01:07:45,834 --> 01:07:47,375
Careful. Um, just, just...

1320
01:07:52,333 --> 01:07:55,041
I thought
tonight was a huge success.

1321
01:07:55,166 --> 01:07:57,875
Why do you look like someone
put peppermint in your cocoa?

1322
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,458
I didn't. Just mine. I like it.

1323
01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:05,375
I don't know, just, the more
I see people having fun,

1324
01:08:05,375 --> 01:08:07,917
the guiltier I feel
that I wished it all away.

1325
01:08:08,041 --> 01:08:10,583
Mm. Okay.
Let's think about this.

1326
01:08:10,709 --> 01:08:12,000
Did you ever put it in writing

1327
01:08:12,125 --> 01:08:13,667
that you want your wish
reversed?

1328
01:08:13,792 --> 01:08:15,250
I know we sent
a cease and desist, but--

1329
01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:16,583
All I got back was the weirdest

1330
01:08:16,709 --> 01:08:19,375
out-of-office reply
I've ever seen.

1331
01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,667
You know, sometimes verbal
agreements can be binding.

1332
01:08:21,792 --> 01:08:26,083
Have you just
formally said it out loud?

1333
01:08:26,083 --> 01:08:28,917
What do you mean?
I just shout it out?

1334
01:08:28,917 --> 01:08:30,792
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- To the universe?

1335
01:08:30,917 --> 01:08:32,917
Like...

1336
01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:35,583
I wish that Christmas
would come back!

1337
01:08:35,583 --> 01:08:37,583
I mean, yeah. Right.

1338
01:08:42,083 --> 01:08:44,417
- Oh.
- Oh. Hey, guys.

1339
01:08:44,417 --> 01:08:45,875
I didn't see you there.

1340
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,667
I'm just switching
the extension cord out.

1341
01:08:53,291 --> 01:08:54,417
Wow.

1342
01:08:55,083 --> 01:08:56,291
Get some sleep.

1343
01:08:56,291 --> 01:08:57,583
Maybe in the morning
we'll game plan

1344
01:08:57,709 --> 01:08:58,709
for our meeting with Debbie.

1345
01:08:58,834 --> 01:09:00,625
- Debbie.
- Yeah.

1346
01:09:00,625 --> 01:09:03,792
- She is a lot. Heh.
- Yeah.

1347
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:26,750
- Seriously?
- Oh, God!

1348
01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:29,250
What?
I did exactly what you asked.

1349
01:09:29,375 --> 01:09:31,291
Nothing more.
Definitely nothing less.

1350
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:35,041
It's a little bit more.
But you have to get out of here.

1351
01:09:35,166 --> 01:09:36,834
You can't stand them up
for dinner

1352
01:09:36,834 --> 01:09:38,458
if you're standing here
for dinner.

1353
01:09:38,458 --> 01:09:40,875
Besides, it's my time to shine.

1354
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,875
- You're on Santa watch.
- What?

1355
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:46,792
Are we sure keeping Santa out
of the mix is still a good idea?

1356
01:09:46,917 --> 01:09:50,500
I don't see a scenario where
the two of them cross paths

1357
01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:54,291
where it doesn't end up with,
"Oh, magic is real?

1358
01:09:54,417 --> 01:09:56,625
Time, space, kablouie!"

1359
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:59,333
Wow! Okay, yup, uh, that's...
You're right. I'm gonna go.

1360
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:14,458
Showtime.

1361
01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:25,250
- Hi.
- Hi.

1362
01:10:29,959 --> 01:10:32,041
- Did you? It wasn't me.
- Did you? I did not.

1363
01:10:32,166 --> 01:10:33,542
- You--
- Here you are.

1364
01:10:33,667 --> 01:10:35,375
- Oh, no, that's not, uh--
- Set menu.

1365
01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:39,208
Enjoy your dinner
and, uh, save room for dessert.

1366
01:10:42,125 --> 01:10:43,458
Oh.

1367
01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:47,291
Is romance like a big thing
at Christmas?

1368
01:10:47,417 --> 01:10:48,667
Oh, yeah, there used to be

1369
01:10:48,792 --> 01:10:50,625
entire TV stations
devoted to it.

1370
01:10:50,750 --> 01:10:51,959
Because
if we weren't expecting Debbie,

1371
01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:54,417
I might suspect
that this was a date.

1372
01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:56,750
Debbie actually called.

1373
01:10:56,875 --> 01:10:59,500
She can't actually
make it, so...

1374
01:10:59,625 --> 01:11:02,417
I didn't do this.

1375
01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:04,750
If you wanna go on a date,
you can just ask me on a date.

1376
01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:07,125
I didn't do this, we just have

1377
01:11:07,250 --> 01:11:10,417
some very Christmassy business
to attend to.

1378
01:11:10,542 --> 01:11:13,250
Doesn't mean we can't enjoy
the ambiance, right?

1379
01:11:13,375 --> 01:11:15,417
Exactly. We can just engage
in a little small talk.

1380
01:11:15,542 --> 01:11:17,125
- Not date small talk.
- Nope.

1381
01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:18,709
Just regular
run-of-the-mill stuff.

1382
01:11:18,834 --> 01:11:20,500
- Like, how was your day?
- Really good.

1383
01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:22,333
I actually made
a big decision today.

1384
01:11:22,458 --> 01:11:23,625
Oh, here we go. We're doing it.

1385
01:11:23,750 --> 01:11:26,250
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, what was it?

1386
01:11:26,375 --> 01:11:30,166
I am taking Taylor up
on his offer.

1387
01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:35,291
Well, that's amazing.
I-I'm so glad.

1388
01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:37,750
That is fantastic news.

1389
01:11:37,875 --> 01:11:40,333
- You think so?
- Yeah.

1390
01:11:40,458 --> 01:11:44,000
What, uh, made you decide
to stay?

1391
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:47,417
I-I don't know,
working with you this week,

1392
01:11:47,542 --> 01:11:51,041
seeing all the people that
came out together to help...

1393
01:11:51,166 --> 01:11:54,000
That's what I've been
looking for, community.

1394
01:11:54,125 --> 01:11:56,250
Plus, I really like it here.

1395
01:11:57,959 --> 01:11:59,583
I'm really glad.

1396
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:04,917
And if I'm being honest,
you inspired it.

1397
01:12:10,041 --> 01:12:11,208
Thank you.

1398
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:14,750
- Mm.
- Um...

1399
01:12:14,875 --> 01:12:18,834
Hey, I looked
that stuff up today.

1400
01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:20,125
- Oh.
- Yeah.

1401
01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:22,125
- And didn't find very much.
- Right.

1402
01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:24,417
You wouldn't have 'cause,
you know, it's Christmas things.

1403
01:12:24,542 --> 01:12:26,500
You know, then there was this
one thing from ancient Greece

1404
01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:28,000
where people standing
under the mistletoe

1405
01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:29,792
would kiss
at the end of a wedding.

1406
01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:34,834
Huh! What an interesting,
totally unrelated cultural fact.

1407
01:12:36,583 --> 01:12:37,750
Really?

1408
01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:42,917
Really.

1409
01:12:49,667 --> 01:12:52,333
Did, did you hear that?

1410
01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:55,000
- I think he's in the kitchen.
- Erin.

1411
01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:56,333
What's coming from the kitchen?

1412
01:12:56,458 --> 01:12:57,834
It was delightful!

1413
01:12:57,959 --> 01:12:59,875
We hit a curve that almost sent

1414
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,917
the sleigh careening,
then Rudolph--

1415
01:13:02,041 --> 01:13:03,542
You know what? I can't wait
to hear all about it.

1416
01:13:03,667 --> 01:13:05,041
Why don't you come
tell me in this closet?

1417
01:13:05,166 --> 01:13:06,375
Erin, you can't go
into the kitchen.

1418
01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:07,417
- Going in the kitchen!
- Hey.

1419
01:13:07,542 --> 01:13:08,583
Uh, who's ready for dessert?

1420
01:13:08,709 --> 01:13:10,250
Right, we-we got, uh, uh,

1421
01:13:10,375 --> 01:13:11,500
cookies, uh, candy canes,

1422
01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:12,959
uh, sugar plums,
whatever those are.

1423
01:13:13,083 --> 01:13:15,375
Hi. I-I'm Erin Smithson.

1424
01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:17,041
- Ha-ha.
- And kablouie.

1425
01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:19,375
Hi, Erin. I'm Nick.

1426
01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:22,542
Nick! Uh, of course,
of course your name is Nick.

1427
01:13:22,667 --> 01:13:25,083
Um, Nick, this is
gonna sound like a little bit

1428
01:13:25,208 --> 01:13:27,667
of an odd request, but, well,
I'm an artist in the area

1429
01:13:27,792 --> 01:13:30,875
and I'm doing a very specific
installation, you see?

1430
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,125
And in it
there is a crucial character.

1431
01:13:33,250 --> 01:13:36,291
Oh, yeah. He looks
just like the Santa guy.

1432
01:13:36,417 --> 01:13:38,208
Right? Isn't it uncanny?

1433
01:13:38,208 --> 01:13:40,625
A-anyway, this,
this character of Santa, well,

1434
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:45,375
he is a, uh, mythical,
bearded being, a-and the project

1435
01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:47,417
would absolutely
not be the same without him.

1436
01:13:47,417 --> 01:13:50,250
And you would be
absolutely perfect.

1437
01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:52,583
- He's not much of an actor.
- Oh, he wouldn't have to act.

1438
01:13:52,709 --> 01:13:55,250
We'd explain the whole thing.
You just be yourself.

1439
01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:58,583
- Be yourself.
- Oh, oh. Of course.

1440
01:13:58,709 --> 01:14:01,083
Who wouldn't want
to spread a little joy?

1441
01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:03,500
Oh, a-amazing. Amazing.

1442
01:14:03,625 --> 01:14:05,083
Thank you.
Thank you so much, Nick.

1443
01:14:07,792 --> 01:14:10,083
We're gonna need you down here.

1444
01:14:14,834 --> 01:14:16,208
The usual.

1445
01:14:16,333 --> 01:14:19,250
Perfect. A work of art.

1446
01:14:20,291 --> 01:14:22,667
Poof! Ha-ha!

1447
01:14:22,834 --> 01:14:25,458
What? I made some friends.

1448
01:14:25,583 --> 01:14:29,583
So if I follow, Erin does not
believe he's the real Santa.

1449
01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:32,250
And now she's cast
this stranger, Nick,

1450
01:14:32,375 --> 01:14:35,750
to play the character of Santa,
whom she believes is mythical.

1451
01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:37,917
You've hit it
on the glowing nose.

1452
01:14:38,041 --> 01:14:39,959
Oh, then we have no problem.

1453
01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:42,291
Oh, I'm sorry.

1454
01:14:42,417 --> 01:14:44,792
What about
the magic-space-time continuum?

1455
01:14:44,917 --> 01:14:46,375
No kablouie or...

1456
01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:47,917
It's a legal loophole,

1457
01:14:48,041 --> 01:14:51,041
like founding your business
in Delaware.

1458
01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:52,750
As long as she believes
she's creating

1459
01:14:52,875 --> 01:14:56,166
his Santa performance,
we should be okay.

1460
01:14:56,291 --> 01:14:58,959
Great. Thank you so much.

1461
01:14:58,959 --> 01:15:02,417
No problem. But a bit of advice.

1462
01:15:02,542 --> 01:15:03,792
Don't have a meeting
for something

1463
01:15:03,792 --> 01:15:05,500
that should have been a email.

1464
01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:08,583
Especially in a place like this.

1465
01:15:12,959 --> 01:15:15,333
And you call this a cocoa?

1466
01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:22,166
<i>♪ My heart is falling down... ♪</i>

1467
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:27,500
<i>♪ Each night I'm crying ♪</i>

1468
01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:30,000
Mm, thank you. You can bring it,
like, down by the blue thing.

1469
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,291
Thank you.

1470
01:15:31,417 --> 01:15:33,458
<i>♪ Is falling ♪</i>

1471
01:15:33,458 --> 01:15:36,000
- Wonderful.
- Wow!

1472
01:15:36,125 --> 01:15:37,834
Oh. You scared me.

1473
01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:39,000
- Oh, my gosh--
- Aunt Erin!

1474
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,959
- Hi! Hey!
- Aww...

1475
01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:44,417
So glad you guys are here.

1476
01:15:44,542 --> 01:15:46,375
I don't know
where I'm gonna keep 'em yet,

1477
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,000
but that's what I really want.

1478
01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:51,625
A dragon that breathes candy.

1479
01:15:51,750 --> 01:15:54,959
That's a wonderful idea!
I'll get my elves right on it.

1480
01:15:55,083 --> 01:15:56,667
Thanks, Santa.

1481
01:15:56,667 --> 01:15:59,750
How about you, Olivia?

1482
01:15:59,875 --> 01:16:02,166
What would you like
for Christmas?

1483
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:07,542
Uh, uh, maybe you'd like
some answers.

1484
01:16:07,667 --> 01:16:10,875
Most houses don't have a
chimney. How do you visit those?

1485
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:14,041
My elves made me a magical key

1486
01:16:14,166 --> 01:16:18,458
that lets me get in
to any house in the world!

1487
01:16:19,834 --> 01:16:22,000
How do you make
the reindeer fly?

1488
01:16:22,125 --> 01:16:26,834
Well, you see, reindeer
aren't so different from people.

1489
01:16:26,834 --> 01:16:29,834
All it takes
is a little encouragement,

1490
01:16:29,959 --> 01:16:34,959
and you have to be very sure to
call each of them by their name.

1491
01:16:35,083 --> 01:16:38,917
On Dasher! On Dancer!
On Prancer! On Vixen!

1492
01:16:39,041 --> 01:16:41,542
Oh, and you mustn't
forget Vixen.

1493
01:16:41,667 --> 01:16:44,250
Or he'll be very upset.

1494
01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:46,083
Sam, this is not making
any sense.

1495
01:16:46,083 --> 01:16:48,291
How does he have
the exact Santa suit?

1496
01:16:48,417 --> 01:16:50,083
And he knows the names
of the reindeer.

1497
01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:53,041
I mean, uh, that's from a song.
How does he know the song?

1498
01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:56,041
Honestly, I think
there's only one explanation.

1499
01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:58,750
Spreading Christmas is working.

1500
01:16:58,875 --> 01:17:01,250
The more it spreads,
the more the wish reverses.

1501
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:02,583
Right. Like, with your photo.

1502
01:17:02,709 --> 01:17:04,625
- Oh, yeah.
- You know what?

1503
01:17:04,750 --> 01:17:06,417
I think you were
on to something the other day.

1504
01:17:06,542 --> 01:17:08,917
I need to make a, uh,
a grand verbal agreement.

1505
01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,291
Yes, yes, harness the power
of all this belief

1506
01:17:11,291 --> 01:17:13,792
in-in a public formal statement.

1507
01:17:13,917 --> 01:17:16,625
Right. What about at the town
tree-lighting tonight?

1508
01:17:16,750 --> 01:17:19,291
- Maximize impact. Yeah.
- You have to try, right?

1509
01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:20,625
I already have
a camera.

1510
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:22,667
I just wanted to see if
you were real.

1511
01:17:22,792 --> 01:17:25,083
- But you seem real to me.
- Oh-oh-oh.

1512
01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:28,250
- Told you.
- In-in any case...

1513
01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:30,709
What would you like
for Christmas?

1514
01:17:30,834 --> 01:17:32,291
No, I'm okay. Thank you.

1515
01:17:32,291 --> 01:17:34,792
But can I ask for something
for someone else?

1516
01:17:34,917 --> 01:17:35,917
Of course.

1517
01:17:36,041 --> 01:17:37,750
I'd like to get my Aunt Erin

1518
01:17:37,875 --> 01:17:40,083
a fancy vacation.
She is stressed.

1519
01:17:40,208 --> 01:17:42,083
Really.

1520
01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:44,250
She's always making sure
everything is fun

1521
01:17:44,375 --> 01:17:47,291
for me and Jonah
and mom and Taylor.

1522
01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:50,792
Like, teaching us about Santa
or baking cookies.

1523
01:17:50,792 --> 01:17:55,166
I wish somebody would bake her
cookies or make things magic.

1524
01:17:55,166 --> 01:17:57,208
Can you do that for grownups?

1525
01:17:57,333 --> 01:18:01,500
Ah. I think
that's a wonderful wish.

1526
01:18:17,041 --> 01:18:21,208
<i>♪ Celebrate good times
come on ♪</i>

1527
01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:28,166
<i>♪ Celebrate good times
come on ♪</i>

1528
01:18:28,291 --> 01:18:32,750
Welcome to Duluth's first ever
Christmas celebration!

1529
01:18:39,208 --> 01:18:44,041
Uh, I'd like to introduce
our Christmas hero, Santa Claus.

1530
01:18:49,041 --> 01:18:51,000
Ho-ho-ho!

1531
01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:54,625
Merry Christmas.

1532
01:18:54,750 --> 01:18:56,291
Merry Christmas!

1533
01:18:56,417 --> 01:18:59,709
Okay. Thank you.

1534
01:18:59,709 --> 01:19:01,667
Um... Heh-heh...

1535
01:19:01,792 --> 01:19:04,542
"He lives at the North Pole

1536
01:19:04,542 --> 01:19:07,542
and flies on nine tiny moose."

1537
01:19:07,542 --> 01:19:08,792
Yeah.

1538
01:19:08,917 --> 01:19:10,834
- Reindeer.
- Oh, sorry.

1539
01:19:10,834 --> 01:19:12,917
Reindeer. I like that.

1540
01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:16,750
Um, "Delivering toys
to children all over the world."

1541
01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:18,792
Wow.

1542
01:19:18,917 --> 01:19:22,083
And now at this time, I would
like to invite on to the stage

1543
01:19:22,083 --> 01:19:26,709
the creative mind
behind this evening's event,

1544
01:19:26,834 --> 01:19:28,375
Erin Smithson.

1545
01:19:34,709 --> 01:19:37,709
Well, thank you, Mayor Hara.
Thank you, Santa Claus.

1546
01:19:37,834 --> 01:19:39,083
Wow. I never thought
I would say that.

1547
01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:42,917
It is, uh...

1548
01:19:42,917 --> 01:19:44,583
Well, it's incredibly special

1549
01:19:44,709 --> 01:19:47,583
to see all of you
out here tonight.

1550
01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:50,583
And I wanna say thank you
to all of the volunteers

1551
01:19:50,709 --> 01:19:55,250
who helped to bring back this
wonderfully unique holiday.

1552
01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:59,125
As you can see, Christmas
has got a lot going on.

1553
01:20:00,625 --> 01:20:04,959
And Christmas, well, not always
quite like this,

1554
01:20:04,959 --> 01:20:07,041
has always been
a wonderful mishmash

1555
01:20:07,166 --> 01:20:11,917
of cultures and traditions,
meant to bring light

1556
01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:14,625
at the very darkest time
of the year.

1557
01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:16,417
Hm.

1558
01:20:16,542 --> 01:20:21,458
So I hope that you all
agree with me when I say

1559
01:20:21,458 --> 01:20:25,500
I wish that Christmas
would come back for good!

1560
01:20:27,041 --> 01:20:29,250
She did it, right? She did it!

1561
01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:37,542
I wish that
Christmas would come back.

1562
01:20:40,583 --> 01:20:42,083
<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

1563
01:20:45,625 --> 01:20:49,917
<i>♪ Celebrate good times
come on ♪</i>

1564
01:20:52,417 --> 01:20:56,792
<i>♪ There's a party going on
right here a celebration ♪</i>

1565
01:20:56,917 --> 01:20:59,917
Uh, how about
everybody come on up

1566
01:21:00,041 --> 01:21:03,458
and take a closer look
at this Christmas maypole?

1567
01:21:03,583 --> 01:21:06,125
And say hi
to Santa out on the way.

1568
01:21:06,250 --> 01:21:08,000
Have fun, everybody.

1569
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:12,875
<i>♪ Come on now ♪
♪ Celebration ♪</i>

1570
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:16,083
<i>♪ Let's all celebrate
and have a good time ♪</i>

1571
01:21:16,208 --> 01:21:20,166
Looks like now is the time
for doomsday panicking!

1572
01:21:21,291 --> 01:21:23,583
Teeth wasn't so bad.

1573
01:21:23,709 --> 01:21:25,333
Steady year-round work.

1574
01:21:28,041 --> 01:21:30,375
Look at this guy, Chuck,
making with the holly jolly.

1575
01:21:30,375 --> 01:21:32,542
'Tis the season to panic,
and our boss is laughing

1576
01:21:32,667 --> 01:21:33,792
like a bowlful of jelly.

1577
01:21:33,917 --> 01:21:36,375
Whoa-ho-ho.

1578
01:21:36,375 --> 01:21:39,000
What's with
all the doom and gloom?

1579
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,500
What do you mean, sir?

1580
01:21:40,625 --> 01:21:42,375
She rescinded her wish
and nothing happened.

1581
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:45,208
I didn't suppose it would.

1582
01:21:45,208 --> 01:21:47,709
Sure, she wished it.

1583
01:21:47,709 --> 01:21:50,834
But she wished it
for everyone else.

1584
01:21:50,959 --> 01:21:54,208
In order for her to mean it
with her whole heart,

1585
01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:58,208
she has to remember
what Christmas means to her.

1586
01:21:58,208 --> 01:22:00,542
Just her.

1587
01:22:00,667 --> 01:22:03,583
Well, that's insight.

1588
01:22:03,709 --> 01:22:06,375
That would've been helpful
any second before now!

1589
01:22:08,875 --> 01:22:12,041
- Oh, ah...
- Ah, look, look, look, look.

1590
01:22:12,166 --> 01:22:14,083
- We can't fix this.
- I know.

1591
01:22:14,208 --> 01:22:16,750
- But he can.
- How?

1592
01:22:16,875 --> 01:22:18,917
He's Santa.

1593
01:22:18,917 --> 01:22:21,458
Right, Santa?

1594
01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:23,750
Santa?

1595
01:22:25,959 --> 01:22:29,375
- Why does he keep doing that?
- I don't...

1596
01:22:47,667 --> 01:22:49,542
Sorry it didn't work.

1597
01:22:50,542 --> 01:22:52,375
It's fine.

1598
01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:55,125
I mean, people find new reasons

1599
01:22:55,250 --> 01:22:57,291
to get together
and make new memories

1600
01:22:57,291 --> 01:23:01,458
and probably even invent
new holidays.

1601
01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:04,458
So you're just gonna give up?

1602
01:23:04,458 --> 01:23:06,792
I mean,
what do you expect me to do?

1603
01:23:06,917 --> 01:23:10,625
Keep trying to resurrect
a holiday that I wished away?

1604
01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:12,583
I mean,
I wanted a break from Christmas.

1605
01:23:12,709 --> 01:23:15,458
Now it's,
it's all I think about.

1606
01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:18,458
You wanted a break,
not to smash it to pieces.

1607
01:23:18,583 --> 01:23:21,125
Yeah, but it's like you said,
it's a victimless crime.

1608
01:23:21,250 --> 01:23:23,291
No one's gonna remember.

1609
01:23:23,291 --> 01:23:26,959
You're discouraged.
This isn't you.

1610
01:23:27,083 --> 01:23:31,000
You see beauty and meaning
where other people miss it.

1611
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:33,959
In your art, in the everyday,

1612
01:23:34,083 --> 01:23:36,625
in all of this.

1613
01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:40,166
You're not someone who gives up
because things get hard.

1614
01:23:42,625 --> 01:23:44,834
And I don't know
how it was before,

1615
01:23:44,959 --> 01:23:49,291
but this week, your family
had zero expectations.

1616
01:23:49,417 --> 01:23:52,166
They jumped at the chance
to help you

1617
01:23:52,291 --> 01:23:55,125
because they like
being with you.

1618
01:23:55,250 --> 01:23:56,792
You didn't have to make
Christmas happen for us.

1619
01:23:56,792 --> 01:24:00,333
We didn't even know it existed.

1620
01:24:00,333 --> 01:24:02,000
They just like you.

1621
01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:04,667
I like you.

1622
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:10,000
So whatever story
you're telling yourself,

1623
01:24:10,125 --> 01:24:12,333
it's not true.

1624
01:24:12,458 --> 01:24:16,542
Doesn't have to be this way
unless you want it to.

1625
01:24:57,417 --> 01:24:58,709
Hi, Nick.

1626
01:24:58,834 --> 01:25:02,083
Oh, E-Erin. Hello.

1627
01:25:02,208 --> 01:25:05,125
Ha, beautiful, isn't it?

1628
01:25:05,250 --> 01:25:06,458
Mm.

1629
01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:11,250
Everything okay?

1630
01:25:15,667 --> 01:25:20,417
Can I tell you something
without you judging me?

1631
01:25:20,417 --> 01:25:24,542
Judging isn't in my nature,

1632
01:25:24,667 --> 01:25:27,041
as long as you're nice.

1633
01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:31,792
Not much time left.

1634
01:25:34,208 --> 01:25:35,333
Here.

1635
01:25:37,709 --> 01:25:39,917
Good stuff from up north.

1636
01:25:40,041 --> 01:25:42,834
Thanks, buddy.

1637
01:25:44,041 --> 01:25:45,834
To humans.

1638
01:25:50,375 --> 01:25:52,750
May we never see them again.

1639
01:25:56,917 --> 01:25:58,792
And no matter
how hard you wished

1640
01:25:58,792 --> 01:26:01,917
for it to come back,
it didn't work?

1641
01:26:02,041 --> 01:26:03,959
Oh, it's like,
what more do you want

1642
01:26:03,959 --> 01:26:05,834
from me, universe, you know?

1643
01:26:08,041 --> 01:26:09,959
- Such a shame.
- Yeah.

1644
01:26:10,083 --> 01:26:14,250
If it's true
that Christmas disappeared...

1645
01:26:15,291 --> 01:26:19,291
I thought it was a lovely idea.

1646
01:26:21,208 --> 01:26:23,000
What do you think
you'll miss most?

1647
01:26:24,667 --> 01:26:27,250
Gosh, let me think. Um...

1648
01:26:27,375 --> 01:26:29,625
Well, my family did always love
this tree-lighting,

1649
01:26:29,625 --> 01:26:32,166
and I always had to go
to the pageant.

1650
01:26:32,291 --> 01:26:35,667
No, dear.

1651
01:26:35,667 --> 01:26:39,458
What would just <i>you</i> miss?

1652
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:48,166
Like, just that feeling
of anticipation, you know,

1653
01:26:48,166 --> 01:26:49,625
and the way it made everybody

1654
01:26:49,750 --> 01:26:53,041
just this much nicer
to each other.

1655
01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:56,208
Probably sounds silly.

1656
01:26:56,333 --> 01:26:59,041
Not at all. What else?

1657
01:27:00,291 --> 01:27:01,959
Gingerbread. Oh, my gosh.

1658
01:27:02,083 --> 01:27:04,875
The way that smell can just
fill up an entire house.

1659
01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:09,625
And my mom and I would paint
ornaments together every year.

1660
01:27:09,750 --> 01:27:12,667
We're not great at it, so we'd
always have to put the bad ones

1661
01:27:12,667 --> 01:27:14,041
around at the back of the tree.

1662
01:27:16,041 --> 01:27:18,667
And the music, I mean,
when else can you sing songs

1663
01:27:18,792 --> 01:27:20,458
with your friends
and your family?

1664
01:27:20,583 --> 01:27:23,375
- Ooh. Not enough if you ask me.
- Right?

1665
01:27:23,375 --> 01:27:25,875
And Jonah. My gosh.

1666
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:30,083
His cute little
Christmas morning bedhead. Oh.

1667
01:27:30,208 --> 01:27:33,834
And Olivia, the smile on
that kid's face when I gave her

1668
01:27:33,834 --> 01:27:36,041
a camera last year,
that was one of the proudest

1669
01:27:36,166 --> 01:27:40,417
and just happiest moments
of my life, you know?

1670
01:27:40,417 --> 01:27:43,208
You'll make new memories.

1671
01:27:43,333 --> 01:27:47,625
Find new things
that have meaning.

1672
01:27:51,792 --> 01:27:54,083
But it's not gonna be the same.

1673
01:27:54,208 --> 01:27:56,542
And none of it's
gonna be the same.

1674
01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:00,083
I had it.

1675
01:28:00,083 --> 01:28:03,375
I had the real Christmas
and I did not appreciate it.

1676
01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:08,125
It's like I was, I was just
sleepwalking. And for what?

1677
01:28:13,166 --> 01:28:17,125
I just, just wish I could
take it all back, you know?

1678
01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:19,792
I just wish I had
Christmas back.

1679
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,250
What?

1680
01:28:25,208 --> 01:28:26,417
Nick, I...

1681
01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:28,917
Nick?

1682
01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:37,166
Nick!

1683
01:29:11,667 --> 01:29:13,625
Ah. Ah.

1684
01:29:35,750 --> 01:29:38,000
There you are,
your family cleared out to get

1685
01:29:38,125 --> 01:29:40,875
the kids to bed,
to get ready for Santa.

1686
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,208
Ready to go?

1687
01:29:43,917 --> 01:29:45,208
Uh...

1688
01:29:45,333 --> 01:29:47,834
You wanna stay longer?

1689
01:29:47,959 --> 01:29:50,125
Not to ruin surprises,
but the date I planned

1690
01:29:50,250 --> 01:29:53,333
is absolutely Christmas-free,
in case you need a break from--

1691
01:29:53,333 --> 01:29:56,458
No, I don't need a break
from Christmas.

1692
01:30:01,125 --> 01:30:03,250
Did you say date?

1693
01:30:03,375 --> 01:30:04,875
I know you said
you're not dating,

1694
01:30:04,875 --> 01:30:07,542
but spending this week with you,

1695
01:30:07,667 --> 01:30:10,166
developing photos
and decorating,

1696
01:30:10,166 --> 01:30:11,834
getting to know you...

1697
01:30:13,792 --> 01:30:18,000
It's nice
not to do Christmas alone.

1698
01:30:18,125 --> 01:30:21,375
And I totally get it if things
haven't changed for you, but I--

1699
01:30:33,333 --> 01:30:35,583
- Never mind.
- Mm.

1700
01:30:35,709 --> 01:30:39,500
<i>♪ Christmas is here again ♪</i>

1701
01:30:39,625 --> 01:30:41,709
<i>♪ Everybody's home
for Christmas ♪</i>

1702
01:30:41,709 --> 01:30:43,542
Let's get started
on some of these presents.

1703
01:30:43,667 --> 01:30:46,417
No, Erin, come sit down,
relax. Enjoy.

1704
01:30:46,417 --> 01:30:48,041
Papa Elf will do it.
I'll hand 'em out.

1705
01:30:48,041 --> 01:30:50,709
You know, would you mind
if I did three quick ones?

1706
01:30:50,834 --> 01:30:52,250
- Oh, sure.
- Of course, you got it.

1707
01:30:52,250 --> 01:30:55,375
- Sam, of course. Go ahead.
- Yeah. Okay. All right.

1708
01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:57,709
Here you go, Lou and Diana.
Merry Christmas.

1709
01:30:57,834 --> 01:30:59,083
- Thank you for having me.
- Thank you.

1710
01:30:59,208 --> 01:31:00,917
- Maria.
- Thank you so much.

1711
01:31:01,041 --> 01:31:02,417
- Oh!
- What is--

1712
01:31:02,417 --> 01:31:04,792
- What's this gonna be?
- Oh, this is beautiful.

1713
01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:07,417
Oh, thank you so much, Sam.
That's...

1714
01:31:07,542 --> 01:31:09,959
- You made this?
- Did you make this?

1715
01:31:10,083 --> 01:31:12,041
- Uh-huh, yeah.
- That's fantastic.

1716
01:31:12,166 --> 01:31:14,208
Oh...

1717
01:31:16,583 --> 01:31:18,959
Don't tell me. Reindeer.

1718
01:31:21,208 --> 01:31:22,250
Oh.

1719
01:31:22,375 --> 01:31:24,250
So growing up,

1720
01:31:24,375 --> 01:31:25,458
these were
my favorite ornaments,

1721
01:31:25,583 --> 01:31:28,208
and I thought that, you know...

1722
01:31:29,917 --> 01:31:31,750
It's perfect, Sam. I love it.

1723
01:31:31,875 --> 01:31:33,208
Really?

1724
01:31:34,208 --> 01:31:35,458
Really.

1725
01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:43,291
<i>♪ Christmas is here again ♪</i>

1726
01:31:43,417 --> 01:31:47,000
<i>♪ Christmas is here again ♪</i>

1727
01:31:47,125 --> 01:31:50,166
<i>♪ Christmas is here again ♪
♪ Whoa ♪</i>

1728
01:31:50,291 --> 01:31:54,208
<i>♪ Everybody's home
for Christmas ♪</i>

1729
01:31:55,583 --> 01:31:59,000
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1730
01:32:04,917 --> 01:32:08,875
It goes without saying
that Operation Wish...

1731
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:11,333
is too great a liability.

1732
01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:13,333
The program has been terminated.

1733
01:32:13,458 --> 01:32:15,291
Trust me,
we completely understand.

1734
01:32:15,417 --> 01:32:19,500
But w-while we're on the subject
of termination--

1735
01:32:19,625 --> 01:32:21,583
Why would you want to put that
in their heads? Why--

1736
01:32:21,709 --> 01:32:23,500
I can't handle
the pressure, if they're going

1737
01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:24,834
to candy-can us, I need to know.

1738
01:32:24,959 --> 01:32:26,417
Well, seeing as the program will

1739
01:32:26,542 --> 01:32:28,875
no longer exist,

1740
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:31,333
management has agreed

1741
01:32:31,458 --> 01:32:34,041
they have no choice

1742
01:32:34,166 --> 01:32:36,667
but to promote you
to research and development.

1743
01:32:36,792 --> 01:32:39,083
Toyland.

1744
01:32:39,208 --> 01:32:41,375
- Oh!
- What?

1745
01:32:41,500 --> 01:32:43,875
Far, far away from humans.

1746
01:32:46,875 --> 01:32:49,625
Thank you so much.
You won't regret this.

1747
01:33:01,625 --> 01:33:03,542
<i>♪ Like home ♪</i>

1748
01:33:06,834 --> 01:33:12,875
<i>♪ It feels like
Christmas angels ♪</i>

1749
01:33:33,709 --> 01:33:37,083
Oh, pizzelles.

1750
01:33:43,667 --> 01:33:48,542
<i>♪ It feels like home ♪</i>

1751
01:33:48,667 --> 01:33:50,542
Mm.

1752
01:33:50,667 --> 01:33:53,458
<i>♪ It feels like ♪</i>

1753
01:33:53,458 --> 01:33:57,959
<i>♪ Christmas angels ♪</i>

1754
01:33:58,083 --> 01:33:59,583
<i>♪ Spreading all the ♪</i>

1755
01:33:59,709 --> 01:34:01,291
Who's it from?

1756
01:34:01,417 --> 01:34:03,959
I think it's from Santa.

1757
01:34:04,083 --> 01:34:08,458
Seriously, ahem, who's it from?

1758
01:34:19,625 --> 01:34:21,000
An old friend.

1759
01:34:33,583 --> 01:34:36,625
<i>♪ It's that time
of year again ♪</i>

1760
01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:39,750
<i>♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪</i>

1761
01:34:39,875 --> 01:34:43,000
<i>♪ It has inspired a dream ♪</i>

1762
01:34:43,125 --> 01:34:46,041
<i>♪ My heart full of dream ♪</i>

1763
01:34:46,166 --> 01:34:50,125
<i>♪ I can hear
the sleigh bells ring ♪</i>

1764
01:34:50,250 --> 01:34:52,333
<i>♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪</i>

1765
01:34:52,458 --> 01:34:55,542
<i>♪ I get to see my man ♪</i>

1766
01:34:55,667 --> 01:34:58,291
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm his biggest fan ♪</i>

1767
01:34:58,417 --> 01:35:00,333
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1768
01:35:00,458 --> 01:35:06,834
<i>♪ The snow is falling down
all around me oh ♪</i>

1769
01:35:06,959 --> 01:35:10,917
<i>♪ There's magic in the air ♪</i>

1770
01:35:11,041 --> 01:35:14,000
<i>♪ I can't wait to see my boy ♪</i>

1771
01:35:14,166 --> 01:35:18,208
<i>♪ This Christmas ♪</i>

1772
01:35:18,208 --> 01:35:23,834
<i>♪ Like I did the year before
oh-oh-oh ♪</i>

1773
01:35:23,834 --> 01:35:29,291
<i>♪ He's been gone away
since last December ♪</i>

1774
01:35:30,959 --> 01:35:35,291
<i>♪ But it's just made me
want him more ♪</i>

1775
01:35:43,625 --> 01:35:47,750
<i>♪ And now the year
has passed us by ♪</i>

1776
01:35:47,875 --> 01:35:49,959
<i>♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪</i>

1777
01:35:50,083 --> 01:35:52,917
<i>♪ The thought
of seeing your face ♪</i>

1778
01:35:53,041 --> 01:35:56,083
<i>♪ It makes my poor heart race ♪</i>

1779
01:35:56,208 --> 01:36:00,583
<i>♪ I wrote to Santa
for one thing ♪</i>

1780
01:36:00,583 --> 01:36:02,542
<i>♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪</i>

1781
01:36:02,667 --> 01:36:05,583
<i>♪ Under the mistletoe ♪</i>

1782
01:36:05,709 --> 01:36:10,667
<i>♪ That's where
I long to go oh ♪</i>

1783
01:36:10,792 --> 01:36:17,166
<i>♪ The snow is falling down
all around me oh ♪</i>

1784
01:36:17,291 --> 01:36:21,333
<i>♪ There's magic in the air ♪</i>

1785
01:36:21,458 --> 01:36:26,709
<i>♪ I can't wait to see my boy
this Christmas ♪</i>

1786
01:36:26,709 --> 01:36:31,917
<i>♪ No I can't wait ♪
♪ Like I did the year before ♪</i>

1787
01:36:32,041 --> 01:36:34,166
<i>♪ Like I did the year before ♪ ♪</i> Oh-oh-oh ♪

1788
01:36:34,291 --> 01:36:39,583
<i>♪ He's been gone away
since last December ♪</i>

1789
01:36:41,333 --> 01:36:44,375
<i>♪ But it's just made me
want him more ♪</i>

1790
01:36:44,500 --> 01:36:46,917
<i>♪ More and more ♪</i>

1791
01:36:47,041 --> 01:36:51,291
<i>♪ I can't wait to see my boy
this Christmas ♪</i>

1792
01:36:51,417 --> 01:36:54,291
<i>♪ I can't wait I can't wait
I can't wait ♪</i>

1793
01:36:54,417 --> 01:36:59,792
<i>♪ Like I did the year before ♪
♪ Like I did the year before ♪</i>

1794
01:36:59,917 --> 01:37:04,625
<i>♪ He's been gone away
since last December ♪</i>

1795
01:37:06,792 --> 01:37:11,375
<i>♪ But it's just made me
want him more ♪</i>



