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♪ Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar ♪
("Sugar" by Sister Sparrow & The Dirty Birds playing)
♪ Wanna give you my sugar, sugar, sugar, yeah ♪
♪ You can have my sugar, sugar, sugar, baby ♪
♪ Wanna give it to you... ♪
CROWD (chanting): Corinne, Corinne, Corinne, Corinne,
Corinne, Corinne.
(loud crowd chatter)
♪ You can have my sugar, sugar, sugar, baby... ♪
(cheering)
Yeah, that's right.
Congratulations, Thompson.
- You win. - Mm-hmm.
You guys, you guys remember Jane.
- I work in the mail room. - Works in the mail room.
My best friend since we were, like, seven. -Yeah.
- Yeah. - Wait, didn't you make
those blueberry biscuits for the company picnic?
- Yes. Yes. - That... Yeah.
They were technically popovers, but, yeah, that was me.
Girl, I need that recipe.
I'd be so happy to give it to you, anytime.
I mean, honestly, the biggest takeaway is that you can use a muffin pan,
that's what I use, but...
if you're really serious in the popover game,
then the popover pan can really do some damage.
- (woman clears throat) - (murmuring)
It helps the batter climb better.
- Brap! Brap! Green tea shots! - CORINNE: Yeah.
- Thank you. - Let's go.
- Yeah, you know what? - Come on.
- Thank you so much, but no, thanks. - Cheers.
I don't want to take your alcohol 'cause I'm gonna go.
- Antioxidants. It's green tea. - What? Why?
- Where are you going? - Come on, I put my time in.
- I'm going home. - But you haven't even talked to Owen yet,
- and he's standing right behind you. - Yeah, sure, I haven't.
He's right there.
CORINNE: He's literally waiting for you to come over to him.
- I know, I know, I know, but... - Why do you always do this?
- Come on, I really should study. - Why?
- Boo! - Jesus. Stop.
I'll take this beautiful girl home.
- Hi, baby. - BROCK: Oh, my God.
- JANE: Hi, Dave. - You guys are gross.
- I'll see you guys at home. Bye. - BROCK: Later.
- Bye, I guess. Bye. - JANE: Bye.
♪ Wanna give you my sugar, sugar, sugar, baby ♪
- Oh. - Hey, no.
CORINNE: I won that fair and square.
♪ Wanna give it to you ♪
♪ Wanna give you my sugar, sugar, sugar, ah, ah, yeah ♪
♪ Wanna give it to you ♪
♪ If you want me to ♪
♪ Yeah. ♪
(song ends)
- (timer ticking) - WOMAN (over iPad): This is Fresh Air.
I'm Terry Gross.
It seems like just about everyone can remember a time in their life,
or many times, when they wrestled with anxiety.
My guest struggled with it for years.
- Antianxiety medication was helpful, - (timer ringing)
but he still felt like anxiety was holding him back.
- (ringing stops) - JANE: Study break.
- Let's get into it. - ...found a way of channeling his anxiety
into punk rock and political activism.
(humming)
All right, so, uh, let's get to this, um, hot milk cake.
JANE: Hot milk cake.
Um, I don't really love it just being vanilla,
- so we're gonna kind of break the rules... - (humming)
- ("Sugar" by Remi Wolf playing) - ♪ Summertime under the neon lights ♪
♪ Buy me a six string, a burger and fries ♪
♪ Cruisin' around in your drop-top ride ♪
♪ Call it city living ♪
♪ Wintertime under the harvest moon ♪
♪ Newborn baby and my skin's so smooth ♪
♪ I haven't seen you and I don't care to ♪
♪ Rehabilitation is ♪
♪ So sugary sweet ♪
♪ So hard to beat ♪
♪ Getting back up on my feet ♪
♪ Sweet as candy ♪
♪ It's hard to believe that we've been together for so long ♪
♪ Holding my breath till the color in my skin was gone ♪
♪ Convince me, baby, we will never find a love this strong... ♪
- (song continues low in background) - That song's giving me a headache.
- Hi. - Hey.
I thought you were studying for the LSAT.
Oh, I was.
It's just, I finished my seventh logic game, so now I'm done.
Come on.
Corinne.
(English accent): Please, sir.
I just... You can have that tiny taste,
but I don't want you to get E. coli before your birthday.
Jane, no one gets E. coli.
That's what they'd like you to think,
but I was listening to this Terry Gross interview
with the guy from Americares,
and they're saying it's exactly that dangerous thinking
- is why there's an E. coli spike. - Oh, my God. Jane.
Sometimes I hear Terry's voice and I think it's our other roommate.
(laughs): She'd be a wonderful roommate.
One that pays rent on time.
DAVE: Babe, I found, I found the guy with the pet lizard on TikTok.
Excuse me? I pay my rent on time.
At 11:59.
And Dave is our third roommate.
That is on time.
- It was really good, by the way. - Thanks.
♪ ♪
Cock-a-doodle-do.
- Cock-a-doodle-do, Dave. - Good morning.
Good morning.
CORINNE: Davey. My head hurts.
Can you bring me some crunchies?
(muffled): Pretty good.
Thanks.
Quality feedback.
- ♪ ♪ - (car horns honking)
(busy, overlapping chatter)
(busy, overlapping chatter continues)
What's up, Jane?
Sunshine. Happy birthday.
- Another day in music industry paradise. - Uh-huh.
Hey, um, you and I both know how this is gonna go down, right?
You're gonna give all your golden ideas to Benita,
and then you'll find them in the garbage covered in keto dressing and contempt.
Oh, I really don't think so.
I think that she will be doing one of my tour collabs one day,
and you will see that I am going to get promoted to junior agent first.
Mm, yeah, and my grandma is gonna be
- on the cover of Sports Illustrated. - (phone buzzing, dinging)
There she is. Speak of the devil. Have a nice day.
- Bye-bye, sunshine. Jinx. - Bye-bye, sunshine. Jinx.
(fast, overlapping talking)
- (elevator bell dings) - (busy, overlapping chatter)
- Good morning, Ms. Bergstein. - (gasps)
I'm sorry. Who are you again?
- I'm Tessa. I'm temping for Jo. - Oh.
- She's having a nervous breakdown. - Mm.
Oh, these things came up for you.
CORINNE: Hi. I...
I thought you had... I thought you had breakfast with Ariana.
We did spin class at 5:00 a.m. instead.
My God, my glutes are going to be on fire for the rest of the week.
- Which reminds me. - (Corinne clears throat)
Have someone assemble that-that, that rowing machine the label sent over.
- Okay. - Maybe the kid with the small hands.
- Okay, um... - (loud clang)
(mutters)
Um, the partners confirmed for 10:00 a.m.,
and then you also have lunch with Capitol's publicity department,
and Bad Bunny's team is coming at 3:00.
They want to discuss concert season.
I read that-that deal memo you sent for Cardi B.
The one about the-the CBD bubble bath they want her to promote.
- Yeah. - Ah, so, Thompson, what do you think?
- I think it feels pretty on-brand. - Ah.
It's... (sighs) different than cosmetics,
but it still falls into that luxury sector.
You know, maybe she could drop it with an album.
- I think it's the perfect opportunity. - (sighs heavily)
For people to associate her with yeast infections,
animal testing and maybe dry rash?
Come on, Thompson, use your head.
Or maybe your nose.
Can't you smell it? It stinks.
You tell Tad that if he sends one more pitch like that for any of my clients,
he's going to find himself at the bottom of my koi pond.
When did you get a, a koi pond?
Dismissed.
- (overlapping chatter) - (phone ringing)
♪ ♪
Hi there.
Oh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
Ooh, hi.
You must be the mail fairy.
Sorry, what?
I've always wondered who delivers the mail.
But it's like you're actually waiting for me to leave before doing it.
Oh. Uh, that's... not what's happening.
Okay. Well, I'll see you around, I guess.
All right. Have a good weekend.
It's Tuesday.
Yeah, I know. I know.
I know.
♪ ♪
(sighs)
CORINNE: Okay, so you don't have to sing.
WOMAN: Oh, come on. I'll sing with you.
Come on, I'll sing with you.
You think they'll give me a free drink for my birthday?
March 7, baby.
NORA: Hey, Janie, did you make this cake?
JANE: Yeah. Yeah, no, I baked it last night.
NORA: Come on, Jane, you'll do great.
It's her birthday.
- It's my birthday. - BOUNCER: Have a nice night.
CORINNE: March 7, everyone. It's my birthday.
(singing "I Love You Always Forever" off-key)
How's auditioning going?
- What? - How's auditioning going?
Oh, my God, so well.
It's like, like insane.
I feel so inspired right now.
Like I could just, like, go out for a series regular role or something.
- Wait, I know those people. - ♪ Love me forever, never stop ♪
- I'll be right back. Yo! - ♪ Near and far ♪
♪ And always and everywhere and every ♪
♪ Say you'll love, love me forever, never stop... ♪
Hi.
Could I have a gin and tonic?
What kind of gin you want?
I would do St-Germain gin.
- That's not gin. Like, not even close. - (song ends)
Dealer's choice. I do St-Germain...
I do a little vodka.
- A little whiskey. - CORINNE: ♪ Jitterbug ♪
You could even pour all three in. I don't know if you guys do that.
- I got ya. - I just want some alcohol.
♪ Jitterbug ♪
("Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" playing)
♪ You put the boom-boom into my heart ♪
♪ You send my soul sky-high when your lovin' starts ♪
♪ Jitterbug into my brain ♪
♪ Goes a bang-bang-bang till my feet do the same... ♪
MAN: What's that you got there?
Oh, uh, a birthday cake.
- Your birthday? - No, my friend's.
♪ My best friend told me what you did last night... ♪
Did you make it?
Mm-hmm.
- You made that? - Sure did.
Can we see what's underneath?
- ♪ Wake me up ♪ - Yeah.
♪ Before you go-go, don't leave me hanging... ♪
MAN: Oh, wow.
That's awesome.
- Wow. - Corinne-- that's Corinne.
Fun fact: I actually substituted sour cream
and pudding mix to make the cake more moist.
You can put sour cream in a cake?
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, what the heck?
- ♪ Go-go ♪ - JANE: It's baffling, right?
Not just for tacos.
MAN: So weird.
What's that stuff around the sides?
That's Cocoa Krispies cereal.
- MAN 2: Oh, that looks so awesome. - ♪ Hit that high... ♪
That wasn't even in the recipe. I just freestyled that.
Are you one of those celebrity chefs?
- (laughs) Oh, no, I'm from Phoenix. - (song ends)
I deliver mail.
You're a mailman?
- (strums chords) - (Jane stammers)
- CORINNE: Jane. - Yeah?
- Cut the cake. - (others agreeing)
No. Oh, my... No, that's for your birthday dinner.
Oh, my God, are you kidding me? I don't care.
- Cut it. Cut it, cut it, cut it. - What are we going to eat at dessert time?
All right, let's cut the cake. Do you want some?
I-I could cut the cake. I'm good at knives.
CORINNE: No, that's okay. We got it.
- Do you have a knife? - BARTENDER: Yeah.
- Are you sure or just... - Yes.
My hands are clean, so don't worry.
- Here, you know what... - (overlapping talking)
- There you go. - NORA: Yum.
- CORINNE: Mm-hmm. - That's for you.
Thank you.
- MAN 2: Oh, wow. - Mmm!
This is like if a chocolate pudding man and an English toffee lady
were making love inside my mouth.
- Thank you. - It's so good.
I love this cake,
I love this girl and I love sour cream.
Guys want cake?!
CROWD (chanting): Cake! Cake! Cake!
Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!
(chanting continues)
CORINNE: I will convince Benita to order the Wagyu.
What are those things with, like the cream cheese? What are those called?
Wait, actually, what about some egg rolls?
No, I can't do concert tickets to Rihanna for spicy crab.
Wait-wait-wait. Could you throw in a couple edamame, no salt?
- I'm watching my sodium. - Um...
If an extra Wagyu seems to fall into the bag, I can do seats to Beck.
Okay.
Which one of you sent my niece a blood diamond for her bat mitzvah?
- Are you crazy? - Hiroshi, I'm gonna have to call you back.
Didn't you see the movie? I...
CORINNE: I took out the gardenias.
I just worked really hard on that tour idea, you know?
- Yeah. - But there's no way.
It was a great pitch you put together.
Sorry that Benita didn't say anything about your deck. That's why...
Oh, it's fine.
CORINNE: Have you talked to Owen again?
JANE: No, but maybe it is for the best, though.
- Eh. - 'Cause he could secretly be a jerk,
like, not do carbs.
That'd be such a deal-breaker for me.
- CORINNE: Not be into carbs? - Yeah.
No, thank you.
Oh, speaking of carbs, that reminds me.
- I've thought about this cake thing... - Yeah.
and you're gonna start doing it.
- Um... - On the regular.
Bringing cakes into bars?
Yeah.
I've actually been thinking about it a lot, and it's a really good idea.
Yeah, 'cause that won't be weird, sitting in bars with cake.
- Jane? - Huh?
It's Los Angeles, okay?
Everyone here is weird.
Sure, but...
sounds like you want me to bait guys with sugar. -Mm-hmm.
Yeah. It's an aphrodisiac.
- Do you hear yourself? - What?
That sounds like a great way
to get featured on the To Catch a Predator reboot.
Does not sound like a great way to boost my law school extracurriculars.
And I get that, I do,
but don't you want to go to grad school feeling super confident?
Do you not remember how good you felt the other night?
All those guys laughing at your jokes about convection ovens?
See, I don't even, I don't even know what that is.
I don't think that they knew what that was.
What are you talking about?
They were laughing because it was a good joke.
I was talking about how convection ovens distribute heat differently...
- Oh! That's really funny. - (stammers)
That is really funny.
You do this, you will meet all sorts of guys, all over the city, okay?
Think about it as your on-ramp to... testing out different flavors
and figuring out what you like and what you don't like.
- Are you being serious? - Mm-hmm.
You're doing it.
If you do it with me.
Yes, I'm doing it with you.
Duh.
Do I ever turn down baked goods?
- You do love you some baked goods. - Mm-hmm.
God, I have a headache. Geez.
Well, aspirin is in the medicine cabinet,
- behind the Q-tips. - All right.
- Bottom right. - Thank you.
I really don't think I could exist without you.
I'm glad we're on the same page about that. -Mm-hmm.
Thank God you moved to L.A. with me.
- ("Wiggle Wit It" by Mama Haze playing) - ♪ We gonna get out the house ♪
♪ Like so, like that ♪
CORINNE: All right, L.A.
Better get ready.
♪ Let's get this bag ♪
♪ If you're with me, then shout ♪
♪ Let's get it movin' right now... ♪
- JANE: Here? - CORINNE: Yes.
- Okay, actors. - Of course. Yes.
Paramount Studios.
Independently wealthy artists.
- Downtown. - Yes.
Dudes with start-ups.
Thank you.
Hipster nerds. Okay, I have a sense hipster nerds would be...
- Here. Silver Lake. - Okay.
- Surfers. - Yeah.
CORINNE: What we're really looking for
is bars with a lot of seating, preferably low on bouge.
Okay, we have to go to Tiki Tuesday's.
- JANE: Yes. - CORINNE: Ooh, Vibrato Grill Jazz.
- NORA: Oh, the Frolic Room. - JANE: That's a must.
Guys, we also got to go to Clifton's Cafeteria.
The place with the dioramas.
- NORA: Ooh, the Gaslite. - JANE: Okay, then we gotta go...
Oh, my God, Mucha Lucha.
- Mucha Lucha. - (Nora gasps)
The one with the Mexican wrestling masks. Yes, yes.
CORINNE: I have not been there in so long. I love that place so much.
- LIZ: What about the Fox and Hounds? - (laughter)
NORA: Wait, wait, wait, the Golden Gopher. Golden Gopher. Yes.
Hang on, hang on, can we just real quick...
- Um, guys, guys. - Yeah. -What?
- (music stops) - Listen, can we just make some space
to acknowledge the fact that at the center of Jane's project
is a woman-positive message about self-empowerment?
Oh, my God.
- Okay, Gloria Steinem. - (song resumes)
♪ ♪
- There we go. - Boom.
CORINNE: What?
JANE: We've never had a handshake.
- ♪ Na, na, na ♪ - ♪ Get up. ♪
There's something about your going-out clothes that says church to me.
It's not churchy. It's understated.
Mmm.
Wait, is...
Is this my mom's?
She was gonna give it away.
Okay.
Mm...
No.
Ooh.
(gasps) Ooh!
Jane.
Ooh, what? That is a slip that goes under my scratchy sweater dresses.
This would look so good on you with those boots
and, like, a black jack...
- My black jacket. - I'm just...
The fluffy one.
You know exactly the one I'm talking about.
You're wearing it.
Corinne, I'm not a slip girl.
My general rule of thumb:
if it works for Mister Rogers, it works for me.
That's a terrible rule of thumb.
("Feels This Good" by Jon Mero feat. LÒNIS playing)
(women laughing)
Some guys put, put those things in the back of their shoes.
They do. So that they can look taller.
♪ When it feels this good... ♪
CORINNE: All right, cake number one, people.
NORA: All right. Whoo-hoo.
Let's spread out and find some dudes with loud shirts and ironic facial hair.
All right, break.
No. Cake.
Yes! Cake.
♪ Makes you wanna go na, na, na-na-na-na-na ♪
Ooh.
♪ Na, na, na-na-na ♪
Oh. (groans)
♪ Put your hands together now ♪
(low, overlapping talking)
Shh, shh, don't talk.
- ♪ Everybody now ♪ - Hi.
- Hey.
We were wondering if you wanted to come back to the...
WAITRESS: Happy birthday.
(exclaiming)
MAN: Happy birthday, bro.
♪ When it feels this good... ♪
- Mm, mm, mm. - (sighs)
JANE: Can we please go home
and just try again next weekend?
- No. - No. Absolutely not.
No, we have a whole cake.
I'm sure a million guys in L.A. want to eat this damn thing.
- (men chattering excitedly) - Okay, sure, but where are they?
Let's do this.
- Uh, they're right there. - Whoa.
That is a bus full of boys.
Oh, my God.
They're yelling. Oh, my God.
Okay, go. Take it to the dudes.
Hi, guys. Hi, everybody.
I was just wondering if anyone wants some cake.
(chattering excitedly)
(cheering)
What the hell is happening?!
(low chatter)
JANE: I could get rebraids more often.
CORINNE: I-I wonder if I've had it before.
JANE: It's been working.
- (speaking Mandarin) - Hi.
- How are you? - Hi.
Um, mm...
(speaking Mandarin): I'd like to order...
pork dumplings and...
shrimp rice noodle rolls.
(speaking English): Cantonese, hon. Not Mandarin.
(speaking Cantonese): Oh! My apologies.
Steamed shrimp dumplings...
Shui-Mai...
Sticky rice wrap.
Let's go crazy!
(speaking English): Girls?
I'll have the kung pao chicken, please.
And I'll do the same, please. Thank you.
So, how's the conference going?
It's been so fantastic to connect with other lawyers
pushing the human rights agenda.
Oh, the food here leaves Phoenix in the dust.
Your dad was a big deal this year.
He was a keynote speaker yesterday.
- CORINNE: What? - Talking about immigration reform
and how to fix the visa process.
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
- (Jane speaks foreign language) - Well, thank you, thank you.
Well, yeah, Tasha and I, we're trying to do our part.
Just like Jane will.
Although she's so meticulous, she will probably end up in property law.
(laughter) -Okay, here we go again with the property law.
Oh, that... Is that a joke?
- That's a joke. - (laughter)
When do you take the LSAT, honey?
I want to sit down in August for a full practice test,
and then study a little longer, take it twice.
That reminds me.
I called the dean at UC Irvine,
- just to mention you might be applying. - JANE: Thank you.
They have a wonderful program.
Yeah, I feel like I'll be applying to all the UCs.
(bottle spluttering)
Huh. I didn't realize you were so into hot sauce.
("Funky Guitar Blues" by Bryce Janey playing)
CORINNE: Hey, you want some? You want some cake?
JANE: Homemade.
Enjoy.
Single lady.
She's single, she's a baker. She made it.
She's a National Merit Scholar.
Enjoy.
The eye patch guy is looking at you.
- (clears throat) - Eye patch guy?
- Yeah, the eye patch guy. - Eye patch guy?
- No. - Oh.
The eye patch guy.
JANE: Oh, the eye patch guy.
Go, go, you have a mission.
Yeah.
Hi.
Oh, hey.
This is a spiced rum spice cake...
that I made.
- Okay, Betty Crocker, let's see. - (Jane laughs)
MAN: Mmm.
Mmm! Mmm.
Okay, you do this as a cupcake,
throw some chopped pecans on top, you got a perfect dessert.
You're speaking my language.
You know, I really don't make cupcakes.
- Oh, you don't? - No.
- I just did some with buttercream. - Yeah?
Yeah. You got to pipe it with just the right tip.
How do I know if I have the right one?
- I'll take a picture when I get home. - Yeah?
Yeah, uh, what's your number?
- Oh, I'll-I'll give it to you. - Yeah, just put it in here.
- JANE: Okay. - MAN: National Merit Scholar?
- Yeah. - Tell me about that SAT score.
JANE: So, if we make one cake a week for a year, count that as 50 cakes
just knowing that we'll probably take a break for Thanksgiving
and Christmas.
- You have to... - Ooh.
add a column for results.
- Results? - Yeah, results.
Like, "Cake was eaten," "Cake wasn't eaten"?
No.
No, like, um, like results.
Like kissing...
- Oh. - flirting,
- touching, getting handsy in cars. - Oh.
- (phone chimes) - Like the real results.
- The ones that we're looking for. - Oh, it's eye patch guy.
- What? He texted you? - Yeah, he texted me.
Oh, my God, what did he say? What did he say? Open it.
It's invisible ink. You have to go like that.
- (gasps) - (gasps): Oh.
It's a dick pic.
- It's your first result. - (groans)
Do you think the recipe is under there?
I don't think the recipe's...
He told me he'd send just the right tip...
Oh, I hear it.
I hear it.
That's on me.
"Just the right tip."
(laughing)
("Good to Go" by LÒNIS feat. Daphne Willis playing)
- (rhythmic clapping in song) - (crowd chatter)
(woman laughing in song)
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ One, two, whatcha gonna do? ♪
♪ Three, four, give me some more ♪
♪ Five, six, just for kicks... ♪
- CORINNE: Hi. - Hey.
- Hi. -Hi. - Hello.
Do you guys just make cakes and bring them to bars, or what?
(laughs softly)
Who would do that?
(laughing): My God.
♪ Can you feel that rhythm underneath your shoes? ♪
- ♪ It's all about style ♪ - Mmm!
♪ And the way you move ♪
♪ Got the vibe on lock and we're ready to roll ♪
♪ Come on, show us what you got 'cause we're good to go ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do, we're good to go ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do ♪
♪ We're good to go... ♪
(Jane speaking indistinctly)
Well, you're supposed to be passing out the cake.
- I was. - JANE: Oh, look at her go.
Does anyone want some free cake?
- It's free... - Right here.
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, and we do it so naturally, hey ♪
♪ Can you feel that rhythm underneath your shoes? ♪
♪ It's all about style and the way you move ♪
♪ Got the vibe on lock and we're ready to roll ♪
♪ Come on, show us what you got 'cause we're good to go ♪
♪ Right, left, on to the next ♪
♪ Front, back, yeah, we do it like that ♪
♪ Right side up and upside down ♪
♪ Everybody's body's rocking to beat right now, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Yeah, we're like nothing that you've ever seen ♪
- ♪ Ooh, and we do it so naturally ♪ - (crowd yelling)
(crowd cheering)
♪ Can you feel that rhythm underneath your shoes? ♪
♪ It's all about style and the way you move ♪
♪ Got the vibe on lock and we're ready to roll ♪
♪ Come on, show us what you got 'cause we're good to go ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do ♪
♪ Yeah, we're good to go ♪
- ♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪
♪ Good to go ♪
♪ Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do ♪
♪ Yeah, we're good to go ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Good to go ♪
♪ Yeah, we're good to go ♪
♪ Show us what you got, good to... ♪
- (elevator bell dings) - (music stops)
When you're done channeling the Hadid sisters,
get to my office, Thompson.
Carry this.
- So... (clears throat) - You need a...
- Um... - Thompson, you're driving me nuts,
but I'm bumping you up to junior agent.
What?
Shut up. Are you serious?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Please, please don't get all snively on me.
Oh, my God, I'm s...
I'm gonna give you a lot of responsibility,
and plus you'll be making twice as much as Mr. I Went To Yale out there,
so don't make me regret this, Thompson.
No, no, no.
Absolutely not. No, you will not regret this.
Give me all the work. Anything, anything you want me to do,
I'll do it, I love it, I need it.
- Can I hug you? - No.
No.
(stifled squeal)
No, it was always 7:00.
DAVE (over phone): Okay, well, are you sure, 'cause I...
- Yeah. - Really, I-I...
- You suck, Dave! - Jesus! Brock.
- Good night. -Bye. - What? See ya.
DAVE: What the hell was that?
CORINNE: Yeah, it was Brock from the office.
- (Dave speaking indistinctly) - Well, at least he showed up
to celebrate my promotion.
You know how important this is to me.
Yeah, I mean, it's like I told him 7:00 so many times.
- Like, he, he always does this to me. - Mm-hmm.
It's like, get with the program, dude, you're an adult.
Yeah, but as long as we've known Dave, he is always late.
It's kind of his thing.
I don't... I don't like that it's his thing.
It's rude. It's so rude.
It is.
God.
Do we have anything stronger than aspirin?
It's like it's not even working anymore.
Ibuprofen and naproxen also work for this, so I could run to the store and grab that.
Oh, along with your MiraLAX for your bathroom issues.
I know I'm old enough to get over saying "poop."
For your poop issues.
(laughing)
I'll go to the store and be like, "Hey, you got any poop juice?"
- to really challenge myself. - (thudding)
Oh, my God. Corinne.
Corinne!
♪ ♪
(indistinct conversations nearby)
JANE: Okay, I really feel like we should call your parents.
No, dude, I'm probably just dehydrated.
Okay, Corinne, you don't have a seizure because you're just dehydrated,
so I'm gonna give them a call.
WOMAN: Hey, Miss Thompson.
Your CT scan is showing a large amount of inflammation on the frontal lobe.
You've been having headaches?
Yes, she has.
And you haven't talked to a doctor about them, right?
No, I just thought they were headaches.
Okay, you'll have to stop driving.
No more bathing or swimming alone, 'cause you could have another seizure.
I'm gonna give you a referral to neurology.
And, fortunately, we have a very strong oncology department.
Wait, what? Whoa, whoa.
Wh-What, I'm sorry.
- What? - What's happening?
♪ ♪
(whirring)
(squeaking)
Get real.
That doesn't make any sense.
I deal with deductibles for a living,
so you're gonna need to transfer me to somebody
- who knows what they're talking about. - Honey, do you happen to have my fly tool?
My daughter's brain is getting biopsied as we speak.
No, I will not hold.
Oh. Okay.
I'll hold.
DOCTOR: Your incision is looking great.
Inflammation has gone down.
CORINNE: Great.
You are going to heal in no time.
Yay.
Thank you.
You can see the mass here.
Based on its location and the biopsy report,
we would treat this cancer with a combination of chemo and radiation.
Since Corinne is young and otherwise very healthy,
we expect her to do quite well.
- Is it too late for Make-A-Wish? - FRED: Hey.
- Should I start working on a bucket list? - Corinne.
DOCTOR: Our goal is to stop the tumor from growing,
or even better, shrink.
We maintain things from there.
So more battle scars.
It depends on a number of factors.
Let's focus on the now.
Mm-hmm.
FRED: Okay.
Lunch?
(table clattering)
(song playing in background)
- Um... - CORINNE: Dad, it's fine.
No, it's not fine.
- But it is fine. - It's not fine.
- Okay. - Anybody need gum?
CORINNE: We're, we're about to eat food.
- JANE: I'll take a piece. - (Corinne sighs)
Thank you.
CORINNE: Okay, um, do you want to go halfsies with me?
I'll get the, um, chicken tenders, you want the fettuccine Alfredo?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
CORINNE: I'm gonna get my own onion rings, though, 'cause I'm trying for a carb coma.
- Uh, wings are back at the hot bar. - Yeah.
- Really? - (phone dings)
You want to get hot wings instead?
- Oh, um... - JANE: I'll do a hot wing.
It's Ray, with the Jeep.
He wants to know if we can squeeze him in for a dent this week.
He says you're the only one he wants touching it.
All right, well, I think we should take Corinne back with us.
- What? - RUTH: Fred, we just sat down.
Let them at least get some wings in.
You don't think we're gonna just leave you here, do you?
Well, yeah, because I'm-I'm 24 years old.
I'm not, I'm not 12.
We have very good hospitals in Phoenix, okay?
- (Corinne groans) - We've got a Mayo Clinic,
and I'm sure we can get you set up there.
Dad, this is where celebrities come to get chemo.
Okay?
Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge,
Sharon Osbourne.
- Sharon Osbourne? - CORINNE: Mm-hmm.
The doctor that we met with, she's a really big deal.
I'm sure she's perfectly qualified, but if you're at home... -She is perfectly...
...then your mother and I can help you stay on top of this.
She'd have to quit her job.
Thank you.
- I thought her job was the pits. - CORINNE: It is the pits,
but it's about to finally get good.
I just got promoted.
- Congratulations. - Did you know that?
CORINNE: You know I've always wanted this.
Mom.
Look, we just want to do what's best here.
- Yeah. - Okay?
If we leave you on your own, we can't...
- But she won't be on her own. - Yeah.
JANE: Anything that she needs, I can handle it.
I can make sure that she gets to all of her appointments
and takes the right pills and gets rest and all of those things.
Jane, that's really sweet, but this is going to be a lot.
No, Jane is, Jane is actually meant
- for this exact kind of situation. - Yeah.
You guys would be leaving me with a soccer mom.
A carpool-driving, lunch-making,
KCRW-subscribing,
PTA president, homeowners' association soccer mom.
- I love KCRW. - She's crazy. Yeah.
How about we stay until you get situated?
Why?
So that we know you're situated.
No, I think that's... that's okay.
- I insist. - CORINNE: No, I...
It's a small apartment.
- It'll be fine. - CORINNE: No, it-it won't be fine.
You're gonna be trying to fix the wall at, like, 3:00 in the morning,
and interrupt my getting betterness.
What's wrong with the wall?
RUTH: I thought the landlord was gonna repaint these walls.
FRED: I'll, uh, hit Benjamin Moore tomorrow,
grab a swatch book.
- Did you move my wire cutters? - (stifled laughter)
RUTH: No, but if you find them, could you please cut your toenails?
(laughing)
How long were you gonna let them get, Fred?
FRED: I don't know. Let's give it another week and see.
RUTH: I'm just afraid you're gonna velociraptor me in your sleep.
What does that mean?
- (whispering): I don't want to know. - FRED: Girls.
Did one of you move my wire cutters?
(clattering)
- Oh. - Oh.
FRED: Oh, never mind. I got 'em.
(Corinne sighs)
Oh, my God.
We've become a sitcom.
Mm-hmm.
Are you doing okay?
(inhales deeply)
- It's such a weird question, I guess. - (exhales)
As okay as possible?
Mm...
(clicks tongue) I don't know.
This is all really weird.
(laughs quietly)
Yeah.
Yeah, it really is.
- Hey, if I don't make it... - Hmm?
will you make sure...
that Lady Gaga starts an orphanage in my name?
Like... the House for Little Monsters?
- Yes. - (laughing)
I'll look into it.
I knew I could count on you.
Always.
Hey.
Uh, for that machine, it's kind of funny.
You actually have to press down on the top really hard
and the thing that looks like a handle actually has to close all the way.
Yep. Yeah.
Is this frou-frou coffee all you have? 'Cause usually I drink the instant stuff.
Right. You know what?
I actually think we kept your jar from last time.
Just hold on.
(muttering)
- Hey, there she is. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Thank you. - Yeah.
(scraping)
(groans)
Oh, I, uh, I noticed that, uh, there's a scratch on your passenger door.
I'll pull the paint code, get some sandpaper,
we'll get that taken care of tomorrow.
Oh, my God, Fred, that is so nice,
but I really don't want you to have to worry about all that
- 'cause I can run... - Oh, no, no. Janie, Janie, Janie.
Some crook out here is gonna charge you an arm and a leg for it
and do a half-assed job...
There's my receptacle tester.
Wh-What is this?
I've been baking a lot of cakes.
Yeah.
Okay.
And taking them to bars.
FRED: Because...?
Kind of as a way to meet guys.
- (groans) - But it's not like that, I promise.
FRED: "Redwood, spiced rum, dick pic."
FRED: Uh-huh.
(indistinct conversations nearby)
(squeaking)
Ruthie, do you have plumber's tape?
No, that's the... That'll work.
When I'm done with this, I'm taking this thing home
and I'm hanging it up like my trophy.
Only you would want to keep your radiation mask.
What? Are you kidding me?
(creepy voice): Who wouldn't want to keep their cancer mask?
(normal voice): Oh, Friday night, I really want to do, like,
a piña colada coconut cake, like a giant coconut.
Can you make that?
Yeah, I could, but do you really think that we should be in bars until 3:00 a.m.
- and eating frosting for dinner? - Uh!
- Excuse me. - No, I'm being serious.
Are you trying to crush my soul?
If the Lady Gaga thing didn't happen, it wouldn't kill me, but this would.
You want... Do you want me to die?
That's so inappropriate.
Do you want me to die?
- Shh, shh, Corinne. - My God.
I just think your-your treatment should take priority.
Girl, if I don't have a distraction, I will literally lose my mind.
I feel like there are just other ways that you could be distracted.
There are so many card games that we have at home.
- Jane... - I really want to take up...
Jane, you said anything I need.
I need this.
Okay.
(whispers): Thank you.
And I thought of a name.
- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.
Cakebarring.
- Creative. - Thank you.
("Let's Have a Luau" by Paul Page playing)
(crowd chatter)
♪ Let's have a luau, a luau, a luau ♪
♪ Let's have a luau... ♪
Thank you so much, Nora, for printing out the hard copies.
So, if you look at the schedule, I divided it up
so that one of us can be with Corinne at every appointment.
There's also an alternate listed-- thank you--
and there are alternates to the alternates,
- just in case. - Yeah.
Uh, what do we do if you have a seizure? Do we just call 911?
- Uh, Liz. - I'm asking.
It actually depends on how long the seizure lasts.
- Right? - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
I notice that this is super Western medicine heavy,
and I just feel like it's worth discussing other modalities of-of healing,
like Reiki, chakra cleansing, meridian realignment.
Redirect: Look at this cake.
Let's not forget why we're here, ladies, okay?
We're here to scout.
Um, I don't want to freak you all out, but, um,
some old guy keeps staring at us.
Hmm? Where?
Yeah, nine o'clock. Sad eyes.
♪ You'll love a luau, a luau, a luau... ♪
That's-that's my dad.
- ♪ The party ♪ - (slurping)
♪ Of the year. ♪
Well, it has been really great having you guys here...
Yeah, this is getting out of hand.
It's just more so that we feel like we're ready to be on our own.
No.
No, no.
I-I haven't even fixed the shower yet
'cause Lowe's didn't have the right color grout.
I gotta do the-the dryer vent.
That's a fire waiting to hap...
I got a whole list.
I think you're losing it.
I'm losing it?
I'm not the one up at 4:00 a.m. making spaghetti sauce and doing the Wordle.
You know if I miss a day, my streak goes back to zero.
Not at 4:00 a.m. it doesn't.
It doesn't reset till midnight. You got the whole goddamn day.
We can't stay here forever.
Okay, fine, go back.
You can tend to the shop, and I'll-I'll stay here
and take care of things.
I can't fix the cars, Fred.
Besides, what more can you do here,
besides personally supervise her radiation treatment?
We know everyone at the hospital, we figured out the insurance,
and I've filled their freezer with more lasagna
than they're ever gonna want to eat.
Not possible. I love your lasagna.
RUTH: Thanks, Jane, but get real.
FRED: You girls are gonna need more than dinner.
You guys taught me how to take care of my business, okay?
This is me doing that.
Let me be an adult.
Yeah, we'll be okay.
I promise. And you guys can drive from Phoenix whenever you want.
My room will always be available to you.
(Corinne sighs)
I'm just not ready to leave you, Corky.
Yeah, I know, but... for the sake of our relationship,
I can't, I can't see your bare feet anymore.
(slurping)
RUTH: Okay, um, pasta salad's in the fridge.
The pharmacy's supposed to call Monday about Corinne's Temodal.
Got it, got it. Thank you, Ruth.
And I will follow up with you when I hear from them.
- Okay, thanks, Janie. - Mm-hmm.
Do you have WD-40?
- Yeah, we're good. - Yes, we're good.
CORINNE: We have enough for the whole building.
- Um, for your headaches. - What?
Mother!
Just be careful. It's seven parts THC.
Oh, my God.
FRED: Love you, hon.
- I love you. - JANE: Thank you for everything.
- Thank you. - RUTH: Thanks, Jane.
JANE: Thank you.
- (straining): Let go. My God. - (Corinne grunting)
(grunting)
JANE: For you.
Fred, your trail mix and Mountain Dew's in the back seat.
Thanks for getting us situated.
Bye.
Don't toss my coffee, Janie.
I won't touch it.
Move along.
- (engine starting) - CORINNE: Thanks for the weed!
Love you.
- Bye. - Oh, and I'll keep you guys updated
- in our group chat. - Go!
See you in the fall.
Whoo!
Freedom!
Oh, my God. Sorry.
(laughs): Oh, God. Sorry.
JANE: I just cannot believe that your parents went to a dispensary for you.
CORINNE: Dude, this is... this is cherry flavored.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, I have such a good idea.
Summer is not over yet.
("Close to You" by Dayglow playing)
(Corinne and Dave laughing)
DAVE: You don't want any more?
(laughing): I don't think I should have any more.
I'm so high.
Mm, hey, you want some cake?
Full disclosure, it has THC and CBD in it.
(whispering): Some of us are having a stronger reaction than the others.
Maybe after my shift.
(yawns): Just so you know, the frosting, it tastes like a cherry Icee, or, um...
oh, it tastes like baby toothpaste.
- (laughing) - No, no, no, without the fluoride.
You know.
(laughing)
It's getting late. I'm gonna call us a car, yeah?
What? Where are you going?
- I'm gonna call us a car. It's late. - No.
And look, look at her.
- I'll be back. - Okay.
- Okay, we got to go. - I've never been so relaxed in my life.
I just, I feel like I'm in a bathtub and it smells like rain.
I have to go to the bathroom.
- Goodbye. Goodbye. - Wait, wait, Dave's getting a car.
- Hey. - Oh, my God.
Hi. My friend's going to the bathroom. I'm gonna...
Yeah, you have really beautiful eyes.
- Oh. Thank you. - (laughs)
Can I, um, can I buy you a drink?
No, thank you.
Come on, just like one drink, huh?
- Oh, no, thank you. - Come on, for me, for me, for me?
- No, thank you. - (laughs)
- You're playing hard to get, huh? - No, I'm really high,
- and I don't want a drink. - Okay, yeah.
- Just no, thank you. - But...
- I just said it, like, five times. - Okay, okay. Okay, I get it.
Okay, you don't have to be a bitch about it.
- Okay? - I'm...
What'd you just say to my friend?
I said she doesn't have to be such a...
Shh...
That's enough from you.
Say that, say, "That's enough from me."
That's enough from me.
Goodbye.
Bye-bye.
You know, actually, this is really good.
I know.
But y'all are assholes.
What the hell?
(laughing)
- Corinne. - Yeah.
You're not a bitch.
I know I'm not a bitch.
Good, good.
Don't let me have any more cake.
♪ ♪
(motorcycle engine revving)
(crowd whooping, cheering)
♪ ♪
- (screaming happily) - (laughing)
CORINNE: Jane, this cake is so good.
- Can I have seconds? - No.
Did you use yogurt in this?
Yes, I did.
This really works.
Oh, Sam.
This is my brother.
He's here to give me a ride
- after I finish my shift. - Hi.
Hi.
You've gotta try some of this cake, Sam. It's so good.
You know what, I could actually cut you your own slice.
You got a minute, right?
Yeah.
("Sin Oficio" by Systema Solar playing)
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
♪ ♪
(women laughing)
- JANE: Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
That was so weird.
I have never done that before.
- You just made out in public. - I know.
You just made out in public!
(excited chattering)
- Look at me in the face. - Oh, my God.
- Who is she? - Who am I? Who am I?
(Corinne squeals happily)
You just kissed a boy.
This is not the most sanitary place to be doing this.
Jane, those are literally toxic.
I don't think it really matters.
True.
You're adding all the grocery receipts to the list that we split?
Huh?
- The monthly bill that we split. - What monthly bill?
Jane...
The grocery receipts, the gas receipts.
For taking me to my appointments
and work and everywhere?
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't be rid... I'm not being ridiculous.
You have to learn to charge people for your services.
If you're going to be a lawyer, you gotta invoice.
You're not gonna pay me for gas.
You're so annoying.
You should be Judge Judy for Halloween.
(phones ringing)
♪ ♪
Girl, are we supposed to be running a 5K for you?
Mm-mm.
I'm just supposed to attend.
(laughs): Okay.
And maybe give some high fives to people, hand out some juice.
Yeah, all right, when did this happen?
Um, let's see.
Benita filed the paperwork with the city this morning.
- I'm sorry, are you serious? - Mm-hmm.
I can't really do anything about it, Jane.
I've just accepted that this is how things go when you have cancer.
People feel bad for you, and then they get you stuff,
and then you kind of have to just graciously accept,
which makes them feel a whole lot better.
Okay, you're all set up for acupuncture at 5:00.
And Jake's bringing a kind of a therapy dog
that you may or may not want to...
- Yeah, I love dogs. - Okay. All right.
Thank you.
- Hi. - Hi.
You work in legal, right?
Yeah. It's a very...
exciting department.
Okay. You're probably really busy,
but if I were to buy you a drink,
I'm wondering if you could walk me through copyright IP.
Just 'cause I'm applying to law school, really curious.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, I track international licenses,
- so maybe we can just start there. - (elevator bell dings)
Yeah, I'm riveted by international licenses.
Uh, you going down?
- Please, I've only just met you. - Oh.
- That was a really dumb joke. - Okay.
I'm just going to go report myself to HR, actually.
- Yeah, okay. See you. - Um, I'll...
(sighs)
JANE: Okay, um, just so you know,
there is an exclusivity clause in this one,
but I didn't see it in that one, which may be worth mentioning.
(laughs): Oh, you are terrifyingly good at this.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
I feel like you're trying to take my job.
Ooh, definitely not.
All due respect to the legal department.
Definitely not. I understand.
Wait, wait, I thought you said you were applying to law school.
Well, yeah, I-I will be applying.
Um, I want to stay in L.A., though,
so hopefully like a UCLA or a USC
- or somewhere like that. - Sweet.
What about you, though?
You have any plans after this?
Plan after this? I don't know.
- I mean, I'm in the trainee program. - Oh.
- This is the plan. - So legal department is the plan
for the next five-ish years, yeah.
- But I like the pace of things. - Mm-hmm.
- And I like my boss. - Mm-hmm.
And I like the break room snacks.
I did have one of your dreamsicle cake slices the other day.
Oh, you did?
Those orangey shavings in the frosting-- amazing.
Well, have you ever zested an orange?
It's just like, pure, I don't know, knuckle terror.
So, just to clarify, there was no blood?
- Okay? - I can guarantee there is no blood...
in that cake.
(laughing): But I'm glad, I'm glad you liked it.
Yeah, I loved it.
Um, do you still want to hear about intellectual property law?
- To be honest... - Mm-hmm.
Not really.
Honestly, I'm glad you said no.
But you promised me a drink,
and all I've got so far is bubbly sparkling water.
(continues indistinctly)
♪ ♪
All right. Thank you again for a fun night of contracts.
- Great night of contracts. - Yeah.
- You're very welcome. - (laughing)
You know, I've actually learned more tonight
than I would in, like, the first semester of law school.
Really? I'm flattered.
- Tell my boss that. - Oh, I will.
Good. I'm glad.
Wait, um...
I actually had a great time tonight.
Me, too.
♪ ♪
DOCTOR: How's your nausea level?
CORINNE: Um, fine.
- DOCTOR: Are you sleeping okay? - CORINNE: Yes.
How would you say your mood is?
I'd say fantastic.
Fantastic?
- Mm-hmm. - Really?
Jane just smooched it up last night with this guy
- that she liked forever and ever, so... - Corinne.
I'd say it's a pretty good boost for morale.
Corinne, your parents are on the phone.
- Sorry, please disregard. - CORINNE: What?
They don't care.
Good for you, Jane.
Just be safe, okay? Use a condom.
- RUTH: Oh. - (laughs)
What?
Okay. So when do I get to go wig shopping?
I'm allergic to hair dye, I've always wanted pink hair,
- so this is my chance. - You probably won't need a wig.
Most people don't lose all their hair with this course of treatment,
but you may experience some thinning as your treatment progresses.
- But I want a wig. - I already ordered some for us to try.
- You did? - Yeah.
If they're not pink, I don't want it.
Girl, it's pink.
(laughs)
How's your balance been?
Um, um...
I've gotten a little dizzy sometimes but nothing major.
You haven't told me you've been getting dizzy.
I'm thinking I may reduce your seizure medication.
Is that something we should be worried about?
DOCTOR: Just a precaution to help with the dizziness.
No need to be concerned.
Thank you. Bye.
You know that Liz saw Adam Lambert at the 99 Cent Store on Pico?
- Mm. - (phone dings)
He was buying Q-tips.
- Is that Owen? - Yes.
Do you have another date and you didn't tell me about it?
I don't know yet. I don't know yet. (stammers)
- He's supposed to call later. - Whoa, wait.
Oh, my God. We should get you some underwear.
Look at this.
This is nice.
I am good on that. No, thanks.
Jane, I have seen your underwear drawer, okay?
It's like the chastity collection from the von Trapp Family Singers.
- All right? - Where did that come from?
Three for 25. That's it. Are you kidding me?
- This is a steal. - What a steal.
Yeah, it's a steal.
This'll look really good on you.
- Oh, my God. - Hey, ooh.
- Look, your tatas would fit perfectly. - You know...
- Oh, my God. - Actually, not right now.
Owen will lose his shit.
Ooh. You got to get this one.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Don't you think this would look really good on her?
- Corinne, can you please stop? - Look good on my girl, right?
- What? - Hey, Corinne, I'm being so serious.
I'm your panty godmother.
I'm here to save you from a life of polka dots and stripes, baby.
Can you not... Can you please not touch me with all this...
Your undercarriage is dying to break free.
Can you not do... Can you not do this right now?
- What? - Can you not...
I'm just m... I'm just messing with you.
- Oh, my God. - What is wrong?
- Why are you being so weird? - Are you kidding?
Because I don't need your help to have sex.
- This is not a sex talk. - You are.
This is a shopping for intimates that I think would look good on you talk.
That I would never wear.
So if you would like to buy them for your stupid large underwear collection
that I get to wash on delicates, then go ahead.
You don't have to wash them on delicate.
Yes, you do. But why would you know that?
Because you can't even take the lint out of the dryer.
- I take... Yes, I do. - No. No, you don't.
- Yes, I do. Yes. - I do. No, you don't.
It's me.
I do it because you get to be reckless and I get to clean up after you.
- Whoa, what the... - And why are we sitting here
talking about underwear like you're not dizzy?
But you didn't tell me you were dizzy.
Because I don't want to talk about being dizzy, okay?
Because I don't want to think about being dizzy because it's gross
and it's boring, and I hate it.
Sorry, everyone!
I just want to have fun, and I want you to have fun.
- Okay? - I wish it could be about...
I wish it could be about that.
I wish it could be about fun, but this is about...
it's about my best friend surviving, and as your caregiver, it's...
Oh, perfect. Thank you so much, Nurse Caregiver.
Thank you since I am not having fun.
So thank you for making sure that everything sucks all the time.
(quietly): Okay.
(bags rustling)
(sighs) I'm sorry, I'm not...
- I'm sorry, too. - It just sucks.
Yeah.
(sighs)
I'm still going to buy this.
And I'm-I'm going to buy this, too.
You're going to wear it.
I'm not going to wear it.
("For the Love of Disco" by Family Underground playing)
- (laughing) - (speaking indistinctly)
I think DJ Grandma is just a really winning costume.
I'll accept the compliment,
but come on, I'm Terry Gross from Fresh Air.
- What? That's what she looks like? - Yeah.
Everyone's been saying that, but yeah.
Matter of fact, I think she interviewed you.
What?
- Gloria Steinem you. - Yes, me.
You guys, Guns N' Roses.
Guns N' Roses.
Right.
Pleasure to meet you, gentlemen.
They want some cake.
- Yeah? - (zipper opening)
- Sounds good. - CORINNE: What is it again?
It's a carrot cardamom cake with maple frosting.
- (phone dings) - Could you open that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
No, no, no.
You have to wait at least three hours to respond.
Let him sweat.
Hey, y'all think I look more like Bono or MC Hammer?
- Wow. - DJ: Happy Halloween!
This is the moment you've been waiting for.
Please welcome to the floor the unforgettable Sherry Vine
and the Twin Flames!
♪ Well, I saw the thing a-comin' out of the sky ♪
♪ It had one long horn and one big eye ♪
♪ I commenced to shakin' and I said "Ooh-wee" ♪
♪ It looks like a purple people eater to me ♪
♪ It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater ♪
♪ One-eyed, one-horned... ♪
All right, queens!
Let's get spooky!
(cheering)
- I do have a hot take. - OWEN: Yeah?
The huevos rancheros are a little overhyped.
They're a little overhyped, but I'm not complaining.
- No, no, sounds like a complaint, okay? - (laughs)
Some of us basically drink salsa for breakfast... -Mm-hmm.
...and don't complain about the egg ranchero ratio.
DAVE: Can't you see that I'm busting my ass at the restaurant
and being here doing whatever I can for you, and you think I don't care?
CORINNE: Yeah, Dave, because it kind of pisses me off
when you say you have to network
and you're out smoking weed with the line cooks.
- DAVE: What, are you my mom now? - CORINNE: Jesus Christ!
I seriously cannot deal with this right now.
- DAVE: Then don't. - CORINNE: Then leave!
- Hey. - Hey.
(gate opens, closes)
I should really check on Corinne.
Yeah, definitely.
- It's probably best I get going as well. - Okay.
Let me know if you need anything.
- All right. Thanks for today. - Of course.
- I'll see you later. - Mm-hmm.
- (screen door opening) - JANE: Hi. It's me.
- Hey. - (screen door closes)
You all right?
(Corinne scoffs)
(sighs)
Yeah, I think we're gonna take a break for a little while.
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
It's all good.
He brought some artichoke soup, if you want.
- Um, he forgot I don't like artichokes. - Artichokes. Yeah.
I know you do, so enjoy.
("Sidelines" by Phoebe Bridgers playing)
BENITA: Thompson, where's that report?
It was supposed to be in...
CORINNE: Oh, my God, I completely forgot.
Um, hold on, I...
If you just give me a second to look through this stuff, I know I got it.
I know I had it. I printed it out.
Just bring it in when you find it.
I'm sorry, Benita.
("Sidelines" continues playing)
♪ I'm not afraid of living ♪
♪ On a fault line ♪
♪ 'Cause nothing ever shakes me... ♪
CORINNE: How long until I can take another?
You still have an hour.
Okay.
Want to try that cloth again?
(Corinne moans)
♪ In the ocean, I'm drowning ♪
(Corinne groans)
♪ I'm not afraid of living on a fault line... ♪
Here, can I try it, see if it helps?
(quietly): Can I put my hands here?
Thank you.
Sometimes I wish I was you.
Really?
Even before all this cancer bullshit.
You carry around this thoughtfulness and...
I'm just loud and messy.
I can't focus.
You, like...
you absorb things and internalize them.
I don't do that at all. I'm just...
I should be learning some major life lesson right now, but I'm just...
just annoyed and ready for this to be over.
(quietly): Yeah.
Will you... you sing me a song or something?
Can you tell me something...
- I'm not gonna... - ...funny or a secret?
I'm not going to subject you to my singing,
and you know all my secrets.
You couldn't think of a new one?
Please.
Um...
Okay.
Last month, I ate your, uh, last slice of pizza,
the one from Jon & Vinny's,
and you thought it was Dave.
- Wow. That's low. - Yeah.
Yeah. I even put the box under the, um, couch like he does.
It's messed up.
I'm really a monster for that.
Yeah, you are. You started a really big fight.
(laughs quietly)
Tell me another one.
I don't want to go to law school.
Jane, everyone knows that.
Except for your parents.
♪ ♪
(quietly): Yeah.
Sometimes I wish I was you.
You know, you're so brave.
I'm not brave. I'm just a show-off.
(groans)
I can't.
Here.
Let's try the cloth again, maybe.
Is that okay?
Make sure you take your meds as soon as you can.
Try and take deep breaths. I know it's hard.
(breathing deeply)
CORINNE: I can't believe you actually ordered these.
What do you think? Should it be like a... a deeper pink?
Uh, that depends.
Are you going for vintage Gwen Stefani or mixtape Nicki Minaj?
- Huh. - You know, when she's like...
- (muttering) - (phone dings)
(laughing)
- My mom texted me. - Yeah?
Yeah. She said that they're going to be, like, an hour and a half late for dinner.
What time do your parents land again?
6:30.
What I want to know is how we're going to get out of playing Monopoly
with the four of them tonight.
We have a schedule to stick to.
Yeah, and what I want to know is: What is happening with these sleeves?
Like, my arms look so long.
What do you mean?
They're three quarter sleeves.
What do you mean, what do I mean?
Look at me in this. I look ridiculous.
Who would choose this?
Me.
It's supposed to look like that.
You should wear it cakebarring. It actually looks really good on you.
Speaking of which, can we talk about pausing cakebarring for a second?
Why?
Why, 'cause of Owen?
Eh, not really.
I just feel like you should be getting more rest.
- Are you serious? - Yes.
Jane, I'm fine.
Mm, you weren't fine last night.
Come on, dude.
I can get through taking a cake to a bar once a week.
Yeah, I know, some days you feel totally fine,
but the places are loud and people are vaping in your face.
- Jane, I'm fine. - None of that can be good for treatment.
I'm fine.
This is supposed to be a fun project.
Can we just shelve it just until you're 100%?
No.
This is way more than just a fun project.
(carrying note)
(singing "La donna è mobile")
(low, overlapping conversations)
This is some place.
May I propose a toast?
First time we are all together in, what, three years?
(whistles)
And Corinne is doing so well with her treatment.
- Cheers. -Cheers. - TASHA: Salute.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Corinne, I know everyone must say this, but you look great.
Pink suits you.
Really? Thank you.
- Give you that for later on. - ISAAC: No, no, Fred.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Fred, don't do that.
- Do not listen to this man. - Fred, please don't.
- It's his birthday. - No.
It's not my birthday. Please give him his card, please.
Okay... (carrying note)
No, where, where are you...? Fred...
Jane has done an amazing job taking care of Corinne, and we insist.
Thank you. You shouldn't have done that.
- It's done. -ISAAC: Thank you. - You shouldn't have done that.
How's everything going with your cakes, Jane?
Cakes?
Yeah, it's fine. It's been good, actually.
I've been baking a lot during my study breaks.
RUTH: I know you've been studying for a long time.
FRED: You pick out a law school yet?
JANE: No, not yet.
I am still in the application process, so we'll see if I get in anywhere first.
Yeah.
We can look over everything while we are here, if it would help.
You know, UC Davis has that program in water justice.
Water justice. Yeah, thanks, Mom.
You know, I don't think that Jane wants to go to law school
or be a lawyer, really, you know.
But what do I know?
Honey, what is she talking about?
I don't know.
- Uh... - Oh.
If I'm being honest, I'm really behind...
Well, there's still time to catch up.
...everything happening. Yep, there is.
WAITER: ♪ La donna è mobile ♪
♪ Here is your breado ♪
(humming)
♪ Scrumdiddilyumptious. ♪
Fantastico!
JANE: I'm sorry, does anybody want bread?
(water running)
Corinne, I have to tell you, I don't get it.
What are you trying to do?
Dude, I thought that you were at the point where you could finally do this.
Do what, though?
This is so frustrating for me, and I'm literally just trying to help you.
I can't go out there and blindside my parents
and tell them I don't want to go to law school anymore.
Really? Because I just ran the idea by them and no one died.
- (toilet flushing) - Oh, my God.
Did she just not wash her hands?
- She didn't wash her hands. - That's what I thought.
Okay, so you want me to go out there and say,
"Hey, Mom and Dad, you know what? I don't have a plan,
"and I don't want to make the world a better place like you two,
but I do want to make frosting."
Even though, you know the only reason they let me move here was for in-state tuition.
It's like I thought that this whole cake thing had worked
and you'd finally grown a pair, but clearly it hasn't,
since you still can't even say what you want or care about.
This has always been the plan, Corinne.
So you're just gonna let yourself get pushed into this?
I could think of worse things to get pushed into.
Okay.
It's your life, Janie. You do you.
(door opens, closes)
(groaning)
Well, that was nice.
The singing was a little much, wasn't it?
Ah, I liked when they did show tunes at the end.
I love the one from Wicked.
Corinne seemed tired tonight.
Was it funny what she said about you and law school?
Yeah, that was a misunderstanding.
I think she's just going through a lot, obviously.
Honey, it's wonderful that you are there for her.
Last few months must have been very difficult.
We are proud of you.
(doors closing)
(door opening)
(door closing, engine starting)
(crowd chatter)
BENITA: All right, next auction item.
Who's out there who has a teenager at home
who hasn't looked at you since Christmas?
(laughter)
Well, I have a little package that's going to perk them up, and this is what it is.
(applause)
Thank you.
- Hey. - Hey.
Are you here to donate blood?
I'm afraid not. I'm anemic.
But I did want to show my support,
so I'm handing out water during the afternoon shift.
- That is really sw... Whoa. - (women screaming)
Whoo!
- Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - (shouting)
I want what he's drinking.
Yeah. (laughing)
Speaking of which, do you want to hang out tonight?
- We could get a drink. - Yeah.
I just have to drive Corinne back when she's ready to leave.
- Just give me a call. - Yeah.
- All right. See you in a bit. - See you.
Hi.
What are you wearing?
- Your face. - (laughter)
- Did you make this yourself? - Yeah.
BENITA: Can I hear it, can I hear it?
7,500. We start at 7,500.
Do I hear 7,500? Great.
No one is leaving until we hit 20 grand, okay?
And if you think I'm kidding, those blockades are here for a reason.
Okay, do I hear nine?
MAN: Hey, runners, remember to grab a goodie bag on the way out
and drive safely.
JANE: A lot of people rolled through today.
That was really sweet.
I liked the, uh, Foo Fighters cover band that played.
(laughs): Really?
Yeah. You, uh, mess with their look a little bit,
(breathlessly): replace the bass player, they could be the next Kings of Leon.
I guess. Sorry it's such a trek. Car's right up here.
Oh, hey.
Are you good?
CORINNE: I hate those flowers.
Those are ugly flowers.
Hey, you know what? Let's take a seat.
Will you sit down?
(sighs heavily)
Talk to me.
I hated it today.
I hated it so fucking much.
Just all those people I don't even know just taking pictures with me,
posting about my stupid brain tumor.
Yeah.
(sighs) You know, I don't feel like a sick person.
And today just reminded me, I...
I'm a sick person for people to feel bad for.
And I just...
You have cancer right now, but you're not a sick person.
You're a person that happens to be sick.
This is just one thing you're going through.
And I feel like we're going to look back on all this
as that really weird year we spent in hospitals and bars.
Really hope so.
(sniffles)
I'm sorry about the other night.
I-I didn't mean to ambush you like that. I just...
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I overreacted.
I just want to...
I just want to make sure that you're going to be,
you know, okay by yourself... (sniffles)
...if, um,
- if I don't get better. - Don't say that.
Don't say that.
- Uh... - No.
(sniffles)
- Yeah. - You're going to be okay,
and when you're the next Benita big shot agent,
everyone's going to be like, "Oh, my God, did you know that Corinne had cancer?
She's such a rock star, you can't even tell."
"I heard she was in Cancun with The Weeknd
after she finished her chemo."
"Well, you know, I heard that Mick Jagger named an essential oils line after her
in spite of it being an already saturated market."
That was a good one, by the way. I love Mick Jagger.
I know you do.
You never let me forget how much you love Mick Jagger.
- You know that's my boy. - That's your boy.
(thumping)
(Corinne gasping)
(Corinne breathing heavily)
Hi. Okay, what's going on?
Okay, lie down, lie down.
(gasping breaths)
Something's wrong.
(P.A. chimes)
What month is it?
It's November.
What day is it?
It's the fifth. It's a Sunday.
- (phone ringing in distance) - Oh.
- I missed your birthday? - No.
No, uh, we went to the reservoir and you made us a picnic.
I'll-I'll be right back.
Hi. Um, excuse me.
My friend was supposed to be seen hours ago.
Sorry. It's a crazy night.
No, I know, but she's being treated in this hospital for a brain tumor.
Her name is Corinne Thompson.
We're doing the best we can.
Okay, um...
Her oncologist is-is Dr. Mitchell.
Could you just check to see who's on call?
If it's a fellow, a resident, anybody in her primary care team.
She's acting like she has amnesia.
She's never done this before.
I'll see what I can do.
Okay.
(quietly): Okay, okay.
Hi. I'm sorry, sorry about that.
I just had to check on something.
Is there anything I could get you?
I could rustle up some really stale chips from the vending machine.
What happened?
I don't know.
It could be a reaction from your new chemo pills.
Chemo pills?
(laughs softly)
Wait.
What month is it?
It's November.
No, what day is it?
It's the fifth. It's a Sunday.
I missed your birthday.
You never miss my birthday.
We spent it together.
We had a really good day.
(whispering): Why are we at the hospital?
You okay?
I'm okay.
- DOCTOR: Good morning. - CORINNE: Good morning.
- RUTH: Good morning. - FRED: Hi.
DOCTOR: I like seeing you guys all together.
FRED: Yeah.
DOCTOR: How are you doing, Corinne? How'd you sleep?
I'm fine.
Uh, the... these sheets are so loud, though.
You don't love these waterproof sheets? They're not...?
- No. - No?
I'm not going to piss myself, I swear.
(light laughter)
So, I... I got the results of Corinne's MRI.
Uh-oh.
Pregnant?
- (laughing) - Hey, come on.
It's not what we were hoping for.
The tumor has appeared in a new location as a glioblastoma.
Glioblastomas are very aggressive.
More treatments for brain cancer are coming out all the time, but...
...there is no cure for this particular tumor right now.
(Ruth exhales)
♪ ♪
Okay, I'm, um... (sniffles)
I'm sorry. What do we do next?
Because of the location, surgery is still not a viable option.
- Okay. - But...
Corinne could be eligible for a clinical trial.
I have a list of hospitals that are currently accepting patients.
Wait...
Are you saying that we're-we're...
we're done here?
We're not done. She said, she said there's a list.
- We're not done. - DOCTOR: We...
We can make some calls first.
RUTH: You know what? We'll make the calls. Just give us the list.
FRED: Why are we just now hearing about a list?
Why are we not already on the list?
DOCTOR: I'm so sorry, Mr. Thompson.
Cancer is never a straight line.
There are so many ups and downs.
FRED: Yeah, no, I don't need a straight line. I need a straight answer.
Now, where was this list three months ago when we first met you?
DOCTOR: I wish I had a better answer for you.
RUTH: She could still get into Houston.
Dallas could take her next week if her samples are a match.
This isn't us giving up.
FRED: We should have brought her home, Ruth.
We should have done the Mayo Clinic.
We could have gone to all the appointments.
We could have managed her care.
We could have been there for all of it,
not just emailing her articles about electrolytes.
RUTH: We don't know that she'd be better.
She could still be just as sick,
but she would hate us for making her leave.
FRED: Well, we won't know.
You convinced me that she'd be fine.
She isn't going to be fine, Ruth.
RUTH: It wasn't our decision to make.
I have to pick up her Keppra before the pharmacy closes.
♪ ♪
(knocking on door)
- Hi. - Hi.
- Can I come in? - Mm-hmm.
Great.
I need to sleep with you. Are you okay with that?
I was not expecting that. Yeah, yeah.
- Can I get you a drink? - Couch or bed?
- Oh, you mean now? - Yeah.
- Uh... - Bed?
- I like bed.
♪ ♪
Hey.
Hmm?
You okay?
Not really.
Life's a little weird, but if you're asking
whether I'm a sober and consenting adult, absolutely.
- You? - Yeah.
Okay, good.
(indistinct P.A. announcement)
Oh, for crying out loud.
JANE: Hey.
Uh...
thought you could use this instant like you like.
- Thanks, Janie. - Yeah.
I know you're upset Corinne didn't come to Phoenix with you.
And I'm so sorry.
I really never thought we'd get to this point.
I really thought I could handle it.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No.
Of course you didn't.
None of us, none of us wanted to think that.
Hell, I-I thought the biggest problem would be the carpet.
Or the mold in your shower pan or the faulty GFI.
I can fix those.
But, uh...
(liquid pouring)
(sighs): Oh, this cancer business is not...
...not something you or I can do anything about, is it?
No.
And I-I just needed something to be mad at.
I'm not mad at you.
(quietly): Thanks.
♪ ♪
Mmm...
Yeah. I think you're overdue for a change of scenery.
Well, I don't know.
My car keys are all the way upstairs.
I have mine.
Wow.
Fred, you're really good at this.
You know, I'm an auto body guy.
Glaze coat's a glaze coat.
Any suggestions on how to take this corner?
I mean, you can round it off or commit to that point.
I was thinking of rounding it, but might as well commit to the point.
Committing to the point.
(sighs)
(yells)
(Fred sighs)
- CORINNE: Ugh. - JANE: Hmm?
CORINNE: The art in here is so ugly.
JANE: Yeah, it is pretty bad.
- CORINNE: It's... it's Wednesday, right? - JANE: Yeah.
CORINNE (chuckles): How long have I, how long have I been here again?
RUTH and JANE: Three days.
- CORINNE: Hey, Dad. - FRED: Hey.
♪ ♪
(Corinne exhales)
♪ ♪
(grunts)
- CORINNE: Jane? Jane? - Yeah?
Oh, my... Okay, what's wrong? What's wrong?
(whispering): Let's go get fries.
Oh, okay.
- Come on. - Yeah, let's get fries.
So there's this super famous French fry stand
in, um, Rio de Janeiro.
It's apparently like the best French fries in the world.
So I was thinking...
...that we could put in for a vacation at the same time
and maybe go next summer.
- I'm down. - Right?
- Just have to renew our passports. - Oh, yeah.
Can't get by with those photos.
(laughing)
I just don't want to roll in with a picture of me at 12,
- like, "Let me in, please." - Yeah. No, thank you.
(laughing)
Did you know that Russell and I had our first date here?
Russell, the tennis coach?
- My tennis coach. - Yeah.
- With the... Mm-hmm. - The tiny shorts.
Oh, my God.
- His shorts were so small. - I know.
I saw he just had a baby.
It's probably pretty easy with those shorts.
Slide 'em to the side.
Time out. Time out.
CORINNE: Sorry.
♪ ♪
(no audio)
♪ ♪
Oh. Thanks, Jane.
Of course.
They said it could have been worse.
They're going to readmit her and keep her for longer.
What if she gets into one of those trials, could she leave?
Um, the Houston one called today and she's not a match.
And then, uh, the other ones, we were either too late applying
or her tumor is too far advanced.
Um, so Houston was our last hope.
♪ ♪
Do you remember when she wanted to get that tattoo?
The one that had the record player?
Yeah. You said that if she waited until she was 20 that you'd get her a car.
And then I just took her to get it anyway.
Yeah, you totally caved.
To be honest, I think it looks really good.
You know, she's really lucky to have you as her mom.
I don't know.
I'm really lucky she came along.
I never thought I'd have so much fun.
Me, either.
♪ ♪
(monitor beeping rhythmically)
♪ ♪
DÌ LANG (over iPad): I wish you were in my kitchen with me.
It's so delicious.
Now, if you have your folks coming in, you got the...
(continues indistinctly)
♪ ♪
(sighs): Okay.
Let's get to it.
♪ ♪
Good, you are awake.
I can't sleep.
These sheets are still so loud.
It's a pumpkin pie cake.
Wow.
How are you doing?
- Me? - Mm-hmm.
(clicks tongue)
I'm, uh...
doing pretty good, you know.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Definitely having an existential crisis right now.
Sounds about right.
You in any pain, though?
- Anything I can get you? - No.
- You promise? - Yeah.
(sighs)
Okay, give me an update.
We have 17 cakes left.
I know that.
So you also know that I'm going to finish cakebarring for us.
Hell yeah.
I said 50 cakes, so I'm gonna do 50 cakes.
Good.
Wish I could go with you.
Oh, you are.
'Cause I'm going to bring it all to you.
("Worth It" by Raye playing)
♪ Worth it, worth it, worth it, worth it ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Worth all of the time I'm 'bout to give you, baby ♪
♪ So I hope you're gonna make it all ♪
♪ Worth it, worth it, worth it... ♪
Okay. I see your standard icing, and I'm gonna raise you one.
♪ Ooh, when I see the sun rising ♪
♪ You make it that much better ♪
♪ So I hope you're gonna make it all ♪
♪ Worth it, worth it, worth it, worth it, ooh... ♪
Oh. Hi.
- Hi, Janie. - CORINNE: Hi.
Okay, everyone, I brought more cakebarring souvenirs.
♪ Worth it, worth it, ooh ♪
CORINNE: I love it. -I got this flag from Pride Night at the Abbey.
- Love the Abbey. - Oh, I have more.
This is what I got from the Edison.
NORA: Girl, you stole a menu from the Edison?
(fire alarm wailing)
Okay, that's a safety hazard, guys. That's a safety hazard.
(wailing continues)
JANE: Okay. Okay, no more sage. No more sage.
♪ As I hope you'll make it worth it ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ When I see the sun rising, you make it that much better ♪
♪ So I hope you're gonna make it all worth it, worth it, worth it, worth it ♪
JANE: Rams bobblehead from Sunday's game,
which I traded for a molten chocolate beer cake.
Tiny pencils from Los Globos,
'cause Alex forced me to go to trivia night with her.
- Let me guess, she won. - Won by landslide.
And then... Right.
A photo strip from Liz's office's Christmas party
where everyone was gluten free.
Which means I have an entire eggnog cake with your name on it
in the fridge when we get home.
Okay, that should do it.
You ready to go home?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
FRED: Let's ride.
RUTH: After weeks in the hospital,
you must be ready for my lasagna.
(Corinne groans)
Goodbye, room.
FRED: That is some ugly-ass art on the wall.
CORINNE: That's exactly what I said.
CORINNE: You see what I mean about the primer?
JANE: Yeah.
I like to put it on, like, more here, matte, so it doesn't crease,
'cause I don't, I don't like when it creases.
Okay, how do I do that?
The fluffy brush.
Got you. Got to matte it.
- Jane. - Huh?
Give me that.
Yeah.
What am I missing?
This is for blush.
Okay, sure, but it was the fluffiest one here.
Got the whole job done, right?
You saw how fast I did that.
Fluffiest eye brush.
Okay, since we're getting technical.
- (laughs) - Fluffy brush.
Once we get good at this, then Owen will be so focused on your eyes,
he'll forget about your terrible underwear.
(laughs)
You are such an underwear bully.
Please just take mine.
Please.
I don't want them to just be thrown away.
You can even have this one.
My favorite.
Are you wearing underwire right now?
Stretch lace.
Okay.
Extremely comfortable.
What's happening with you and Owen?
We're at that point where it's like, are we going on dates or are we dating?
What do you want?
Yeah, he's a good guy
and we have... we have a good time together,
but I just think that when I met him,
I really, really wanted him to like me.
But more so as a way to...
to prove that I could be liked, er, um, so I could like myself.
Oh, my God, is that so dumb?
No, it's part of evolving and learning who you are.
Makes me happy to see you going out and doing what you want.
Yeah.
You know, finding what makes you happy.
Now I just have to figure out what I want.
Are you sure that eyeshadow's what you want?
I don't know if burnt orange is my color.
It's not.
Yeah.
(laughing): What?
(laughing): I can't.
TASHA (over phone): Oh, one more thing, honey.
We wanted to fill you in on our summer plans.
ISAAC: We are thinking we will do some, uh, consulting
in Nay Pyi Taw for two weeks,
and then, uh, we go to Vang Vieng for a week at the end.
Oh, that sounds great.
You should come with us, sweetie.
Get a change of scenery before you go off to school.
You know, actually, there's...
Actually, there's something that we should talk about.
And I'm so sorry because I should have said this sooner, but...
I'm not going to law school.
TASHA and ISAAC: What?
I mean, I mean, you are not going now or you are not going ever?
It's just not something I'd be good at
because it's not something I'd enjoy.
And for the longest time, I thought it was the only thing that I could do,
and I wanted to make you guys happy.
Oh, Jane.
Please don't say you want to be an actress.
(laughing): God, no.
Whoo, not an actress.
But I do feel like I can do what I want and still make a difference.
TASHA: With a law degree, you can do whatever you want.
- ISAAC: Jane, look at your mom... - (Jane sighs)
("Cheap Thrills" intro playing)
♪ Come on, come on, turn the radio on ♪
♪ It's Friday night, and it won't be long ♪
♪ Gotta do my hair, put my make-up on ♪
♪ It's Friday night, and it won't be long ♪
RUTH: ♪ Till I hit the dance floor ♪
♪ Hit the dance floor ♪
♪ I got all I need ♪
- ♪ No, I ain't got cash ♪ - ♪ I ain't got cash ♪
♪ But I got you, baby ♪
FRED: ♪ Baby, I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight ♪
♪ I love cheap thrills ♪
FRED: ♪ Baby, I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight ♪
RUTH: ♪ I love cheap thrills ♪
FRED: ♪ I don't need no money ♪
- Hey. - Hey.
RUTH: ♪ Money ♪
♪ As long as I can feel the beat... ♪
JANE: I have a question, though.
Are you gonna get up there and sing?
Oh, God, no.
- No? - No.
I will spare everyone the misery.
Oh, I also can't sing, so I'm not making my debut.
- Hey, yo, Janie. - Yes.
When are we going cakebarring, huh?
- Cakebarring? - BROCK: Yeah.
- What is that? - Oh.
Oh, it's kind of in the name.
I basically just bring my cakes to a bar as a way to meet people.
So all the cake I've been eating is just leftovers
that you've been handing out to, like, strangers?
Yes.
That is exactly what it is.
That's so random.
It's kind of weird.
It's actually been pretty perfect.
Yeah.
(playing harmonica)
- (trilling, laughing) - (song ends)
(cheering, whistling)
So good.
(cheering continues)
I have a s... I have a song.
Oh.
- My turn. - BROCK: All right.
(overlapping chatter)
Hot tamale.
Hot tamale coming through.
Uh, try get you the mic here?
Oh, oh, I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Okay, okay. All right, ready?
- Yeah, just lift with your legs. - One, two...
- (grunting) - Got her?
- It can't be that hard. Come on. - (laughs): Okay.
JANE: Ooh, precious-- oh-- cargo.
All right, leave me alone. Thank you.
(clears throat)
Um...
Merry Christmas.
(applause)
("Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" gentle intro playing)
♪ You take the gray skies outta my way ♪
♪ You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day ♪
♪ Bright spark into a flame ♪
♪ My beats per minute never been the same ♪
♪ 'Cause you're my lady and I'm your fool ♪
♪ It makes me crazy when you act so cruel ♪
♪ Come on, baby, let's not fight ♪
♪ We'll go dancing ♪
♪ Everything will be all right ♪
♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
♪ Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo ♪
♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
♪ I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high ♪
♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm not planning on going solo ♪
- ♪ Wake me up before you go-go ♪ - (scattered laughter)
♪ Take me dancing tonight ♪
♪ I wanna hit that high. ♪
(laughter)
(applause, cheering)
(laughter)
That was horrible.
- So rude. So rude. - That was so bad.
- You're terrible singers. - (laughing)
Out of here already?
Yeah, that's it.
It's my last day as a mail room employee.
Wow, the break room is going to be a lot less exciting.
Sorry.
Ooh, do you want to do something this weekend?
I was thinking margaritas at Casita del Campo,
but, you know, I understand if you're too busy.
Yeah, uh...
Owen, you're really great.
And I really like you.
It's just this isn't the right thing for me right now.
I'm just figuring some things out.
Yeah.
Well, okay, uh...
I'm really sorry if what I said the other night
about your cake thing was, uh...
I guess I'm not as comfortable putting myself out there.
Okay, did you just call me outgoing?
Yeah.
'Cause that is the first time in human history
that anyone has ever referred to me as outgoing.
- Really? - Yeah.
Okay. Well, I'm glad to be your first.
(laughing)
Thank you.
Yeah.
I had a lot of fun.
I'll see you.
(waves crashing)
(seagulls screeching)
(grunting)
(Corinne coughs)
(breathes heavily)
(upbeat music playing over speakers)
- CORINNE: What? - MAN: Ladies.
- (laughing) - (music fades)
Okay, what happened?
(muttering)
(both laughing)
Oh.
(laughing)
(crying)
(sighs)
(crying)
(sniffling)
(sniffles)
(seagull screeching)
♪ ♪
You know, I thought of another secret.
I never wanted to move to L.A.
All I knew is that I'd follow you wherever you went.
Even if you chose the saddest, darkest, coldest town...
...I'd be there.
'Cause you just see the spark in everything.
And you make it magic.
You're the most amazing person I've ever known.
Duh.
I love you.
Wherever you are in the universe,
I'll love you.
I'll always be in your orbit.
Can't wait to haunt you.
I know you're going to haunt me.
So you know I'm gonna live a life worth haunting.
With, uh, fries in Rio.
And Stones concerts.
Piano karaoke.
I'm gonna live it all for both of us, I promise.
♪ ♪
If you want to rest now, that's okay.
I love you.
Love you.
I know.
(laughs quietly)
(laughs, sniffles)
(door opens)
Is she...?
♪ ♪
(crying): Oh, my God.
♪ ♪
(laughs)
(sniffles)
("No Wonder" by Billianne playing)
It's really stretchy.
♪ Pulling the thread and I'm tearing the seams ♪
♪ I'm ready to go ♪
(indistinct conversations)
♪ Singing the songs... ♪
Who's ready to slap the bag?
JANE: Hey, Brock, that's wine.
BROCK: I ordered, uh, a case, so here we go.
LIZ: Classy.
Khoresh Gheymeh.
It's a Persian stew, typically served at memorials.
- Make sure you have some rice with it. - Okay.
♪ No wonder I'm ready ♪
Hi.
♪ To go ♪
- ♪ Mm ♪ - RUTH: Isaac. Tasha.
(vocalizing in song)
(Benita and Fred speaking indistinctly)
- Hey. - Hi.
Thank you so much for coming all this way. You're so kind.
Oh.
I was in Sedona for a cleanse.
Oh.
I'm kidding.
Yeah, right, right.
Right.
(vocalizing in song)
We're going ahead with that, uh, tour idea she had.
The two Billies: Joel and Eilish.
- Really? - Yes.
Starts in June.
(sniffles) Wow.
Wow, she would have loved that.
Yeah.
And you, you're going to be a baker?
Yeah. How'd you know that?
Oh, my job.
I recognize talent, and then I exploit it.
Got it.
And I have a Rolodex full of contacts if you ever need help.
Not that you do.
Thank you.
♪ Frequently, pretend to sleep ♪
♪ Pulling the thread and I'm tearing the seams ♪
♪ I'm ready to go ♪
- ♪ Singing the song... ♪ - Okay.
Let's get you in.
♪ No wonder I'm ready to go ♪
♪ Like wheat canes and pretty things ♪
♪ I'll never know what tomorrow brings ♪
♪ But I'm ready ♪
♪ No wonder I'm ready ♪
♪ No wonder, no wonder ♪
- ♪ No wonder ♪ - ♪ No wonder ♪
♪ No wonder ♪
- ♪ No wonder I'm ready... ♪ - Hi.
Special occasion?
- ♪ I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready ♪ - ♪ No wonder ♪
♪ Pulling the thread and I'm tearing the seams ♪
♪ I'm ready to go ♪
♪ Singing the songs that you've given to me ♪
♪ No wonder I'm ready to go ♪
♪ Like wheat canes... ♪
I did it, Corinne.
I finished.
♪ I'm ready ♪
50 cakes.
♪ No wonder I'm ready. ♪
Thanks for the adventure.
("The Whole of the Moon" by Kaira Hassell playing)
(vocalizing in song)
Hey, this is for you.
Hi.
Ooh, cake is coming through.
MAN: Beautiful Miss Jane. Did you save me any cake?
Always. Got a slice for your mom.
You're the best.
You're looking good. Good to see you.
♪ I pictured a rainbow ♪
♪ You held it in your hands ♪
(Jane speaking indistinctly)
♪ I had flashes ♪
♪ Ooh, but you saw the plan... ♪
Enjoy, and see you next week?
Sure.
♪ I wandered out in the world for years ♪
♪ While you just stayed in your room ♪
JANE: What can I get you?
♪ I saw the crescent ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪ - You want a refill?
- ♪ Yeah ♪ - Ooh, it's your birthday?
- ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ - Happy birthday.
♪ Ooh, the whole of the moon ♪
Cheers.
♪ You were there in the turnstiles ♪
♪ With the wind at your heels ♪
♪ You stretched for the stars and you know how it feels ♪
- ♪ To reach too high ♪ - ♪ Too high ♪
- ♪ Too far ♪ - ♪ Too far ♪
- ♪ Too soon ♪ - ♪ Too soon ♪
♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪
♪ Yeah, ooh ♪
♪ You saw, you saw ♪
♪ I spoke about wings ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ And you just flew ♪
♪ I wondered and I guessed and I tried ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ But you just knew ♪
♪ Ooh, I sighed ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ But you swooned ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I saw the crescent, ooh ♪
♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ The whole of the moon ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ With a torch in your pocket ♪
♪ And the wind on your heels ♪
♪ You climbed on a ladder ♪
♪ And you know how it feels ♪
- ♪ Too high ♪ - ♪ Too high ♪
- ♪ Too far ♪ - ♪ Too far ♪
- ♪ Too soon ♪ - ♪ Too soon ♪
♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ The whole of the moon ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ The whole of the moon ♪
♪ You saw, you saw ♪
♪ The whole of the moon ♪
♪ Ooh, you saw the whole of the moon. ♪
(song ends)
♪ ♪
(music ends)