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Love often takes us by surprise.
It comes out of the blue
and turns your life into a movie filled with romantic scenes.
Just like this one.
Monika already said yes once,
but I wanted to do it properly, without a million people watching.
My first plan didn't work out.
The second was a flop.
MARRY ME, MONIKA!
It wasn't my fault the third failed.
Look at this cutie!
Monika!
That wasn't great, either.
CHOPIN MUSEUM
I tried my best, but sometimes life has its own plan for you.
Hello.
And it's never the one you had in mind.
SQUARED LOVE EVERLASTING
-Stefan? -Enzo.
Will it work this time?
I invited all her friends. It'll be perfect.
Guys, wait! Not yet!
Teachers, please stay. The kids can go.
We have one more item on the agenda. The most important one.
Welcome, reporters. Come closer.
This press conference marks the end of an era.
I made a decision.
I did.
Don't try to change my mind.
I am retiring.
Mrs. Grabarczyk will take my place.
That's right.
Don't forget this is my school. I will keep an eye on you.
We'll keep an eye on you, too.
-Short and to the point. -What an improvement!
As the new headmistress,
I want to bring our school into the 21st century.
Introduce new ways of thinking and acting.
I'll be honest with you.
I've never felt this ready.
Was it something she ate?
Should we go on playing? We didn't get paid yet.
-Here. -Was she acting strange lately?
-Strange how? -Was she irritated?
Did she go to a party?
-Did she sleep more? -Maybe it's stress?
Or food poisoning.
Or maybe she's tired.
Or…
-She's pregnant. -No way.
Right?
Does it mean you're…
Yeah.
I guess so.
But when?
Doesn't matter.
What matters is the here and now.
-What are you doing? -Nothing.
Will you be my wife?
I know it's not perfect…
It is.
It really is.
I can't picture anyone else by my side at the altar as my best man.
You want to get married in church?
Sure I do.
You know you'll need a baptism certificate for that?
Of course. So what?
And where will you get it from?
The church.
We'll go to my old parish together and…
Oh no.
Father Wiktor.
Uncle Wiktor.
Do you think he still works there?
ST. MARTHA'S PARISH, FATHER WIKTOR
No way. Don't give me this look.
-Andrzej, come on. -I'm not going with you.
No way.
Andrzej!
Won't you visit our uncle?
Sit down, please.
Sit down.
This won't take long.
I'm very glad we'll be working together.
We know each other well, so I don't want to cause any trouble,
just help you solve them.
If you have any questions--
When will we have a training on the e-registry update?
Talk to Mrs. Basia about it.
She's on maternity leave.
I'll take care of it this week.
I asked for a class schedule change, but it was never made.
-Talk to Natalia in the school office. -She's giving birth tomorrow.
Of course she is.
I'll make the changes, then.
If you have any other questions…
Just let me know.
-No need to stand up when I come in. -A cig fell into my lap.
HEALTH CENTER
I'll get you some spinach. It's rich in iron.
Come on, dad.
And asparagus.
I know you don't like them, but they're very healthy.
It's not certain yet.
You have to take care of yourself now. I'm glad you're not doing this alone.
Orange juice, you look pale. Are you okay?
You don't look too happy.
I am. But it took me by surprise.
How are you?
I'm fine. My son flew in from Chicago.
-Will you come over for dinner? -Sure.
Please do.
Is it your first time?
You're still excited?
Come on.
Calm down or I'll give you away to this lady.
They say two-year-olds are bad. Three-year-olds are worse!
I thought pregnancy was the worst part!
Monika!
Still working?
Stefan?
I ordered five parenting books,
a set of pacifiers, and a rhino chew toy.
Did you know there are day and night pacifiers?
What do you think about this teddy bear?
Should I get it?
I'VE BEEN WAITING!
FINALLY!
IT'S STARTING!
I LOVE THIS SHOW
Hi! It's me, your Enzo!
Today you won't see me at a garage or on a racing track.
Today we'll talk about something more important.
Everyone can have something more valuable
than a Rolls-Royce Sweptail or a Bugatti La Voiture Noire.
Celebrities are waiting two years for a Ferrari Tailor Made,
but you can have this straight away.
Safety!
BORING!
For the first time in Poland, or even the world…
I give you the top 10 car seats for sports cars!
WHAT THE HELL?
IS THIS A JOKE?
I'M OUT OF HERE
EPIC FAIL
Here you go. Help yourselves.
I made these especially for you. I bet you missed Polish dishes.
Sure.
Chanise and I don't usually eat meat.
I'm sure your wife is a great cook.
The nanny is. Chanise went back to work.
-How are the kids? -Great.
Really great.
We're considering home schooling.
Monika is a teacher.
And the school headmistress.
Wow.
-Congratulations. -Thanks.
What do you do, Enzo?
-I work with cars. -With Bazyli?
No, Enzo has his own--
-We do work together. -Okay.
I was offered a promotion, too.
Data analysis in project management in a big audit firm in San Francisco.
So you're like an accountant, right?
Congratulations. Let's drink to that.
This is why we're moving west.
This is a great time for you to come and join us.
I'll think about it.
How about a coffee?
I know where coffee is here.
Sit down, please.
Let's cut to the chase.
We're selling the house and mom comes to live with us in the US.
This was always the plan.
Instead of doing nothing here, she can help us with the kids.
It's every grandma's dream.
It's not settled yet, is it?
Ola hasn't made up her mind yet.
I know what your deal is.
My mom has money.
And you…
You're using her.
Unless you have something better to offer?
I'll go help mom.
Think about it.
That was nice.
Fantastic.
Come here for a moment.
What is it?
Read this.
"The positive pregnancy test was the result of a hormonal imbalance
caused by the polycystic ovary syndrome
or hyperprolactinaemia, excessive production of prolactin.
Excess prolactin can stop ovulation." What does it mean?
I'm not pregnant.
Not at all?
You either are or you aren't. And I'm not.
It's a hormonal issue.
What now?
Nothing.
What about our plans?
Nothing changed.
We're getting married.
Do you like it?
-Give me a minute. -I did, 15 minutes ago.
Wow!
You look beautiful. Bellissima.
That was quick.
-Are we your first bridal shop? -Yes.
Sometimes, when you meet your true love, everything falls into place.
Really? I bet you say that to all your clients.
That's the job.
Let's get going. I'll wait in the car.
Okay.
Let me see. Fix this.
-Uncle. -We're here to--
I know why you're here.
You made us wait for the engagement.
It's been a year.
I checked everything.
Andrzej! Stefan!
The last time you were here you were this big.
Maybe this big. It was a long time ago.
I remember I caught you drinking altar wine.
That wasn't him.
Young Tokarski was drinking altar wine. This young Tkaczyk.
I'm sorry, my mistake.
That's all right.
We came to--
The bee is small among flying things,
but her fruit hath the chiefest sweetness.
What father Wiktor means is, all God's creatures have roles to fulfill.
Now that you're here, let's get down to business.
First of all, you'll get married here.
-But-- -In the parish we were all born in.
That's right!
We were.
Second of all.
I know you have some unfinished business.
Remember Ewa?
Ewa?
Ewa!
-Ewa? -Ewa.
Right, Ewa.
Sure I do.
He does.
We have to bring her back to mother Church.
Since your… let's call it an encounter,
her life has been a downward spiral.
It all happened because of you, so you should be the one to fix it.
You can't build new happiness without atoning for past sins.
-I'll write it down. -And share it, too.
So.
You know what to do now.
I can't marry you until you fix this.
All right.
You know what to do.
-Come, we'll have elderberry tea. -I shared it.
Don't forget to thumb our fanpage.
Our parish's fanpage. It's important.
It's "like," not "thumb." And it was my line.
I'm sorry, it just came out.
Good job, keep it up.
-Who's Ewa? -No idea.
You don't remember your exes?
Sure I do.
Most of them.
-There might have been a few Ewas. -How many? A couple?
A dozen?
More than a dozen?
You have to tell Monika.
Why don't you do it?
I won't stick my neck out for you again!
Why? You're my big brother!
That's exactly why, Stefan. You need to grow up.
The thing is, we encountered a small obstacle.
Okay.
-Do you know what they mean? -Nope.
Okay, go on.
The thing is--
-The obstacle is my ex. -That's right. Go on.
She was just a friend.
There's an issue I need to deal with before we get married.
I know her name is Ewa.
I just don't know which Ewa.
Honey… I know it sounds bad. I feel awful.
You can go to another church.
No way, we can't. It can only be him.
Not even the Pope can help here.
Uncle, I mean father Wiktor, won't let this one go.
Unless… you need to make a list
of all your ex-friends named Ewa.
You're embarking on a journey.
To find that one and only.
It's a love version of Tour de Pologne.
Come with me, honey.
-I'll go. -You have school.
I don't have any homework.
You know what this is.
It's a car for Monika. Her dowry.
-My most prized possession. -Understood.
I don't know what it's about, but I trust you.
Here. Treat it as well as you treat my daughter.
I will.
My darling.
Like that?
Done. Come here.
Take care of him.
-He's safe with me. -I'm sure he is.
Take this and let's go, they're waiting.
12. EWA THE ARTIST
Are you sure Ewa the artist is here?
She advertised her show here on her socials.
And that's the only hotel in the area.
If it really is her, do we need to take her to father Wiktor?
Wait!
You can't leave me with all that and just take off!
It's not my fault you don't know what street art is.
Explain it to me, please.
Don't get angry, hon.
This is pointless. My art is--
I'll have to fix up the whole hotel!
It has character now, you'll get tons of new guests.
My art is not for everyone…
-Enzo? -Ewa.
-What are you doing here? -I'm looking for you.
That's your car?
Do you need a ride?
Sure! You have a car seat, great.
Get my bag, will you?
What a beautiful car!
There you go.
Are you leaving me?
Of course not.
I'm not surprised to see you. I've had a feeling we'll meet again.
Call it what you want. Chance, destiny, luck.
But the stars told me it'll happen.
I even dreamed about you. You were so amazing!
Can I ask you something?
Do you live in Warsaw?
I have an exhibition there. I hope it goes well.
If it does, we'll stay a few days.
But only if Antek likes it. He's my priority.
-Do you resent me? -Why?
-Because of us. -What are you talking about?
If you're tired, I can drive.
I have a better idea. My friends mentioned a hotel nearby.
-We can stay there. -I'd rather go home.
I know, Enzo. So would I.
But look at them.
We should get some rest.
-I'm sorry. -For what?
We don't have two doubles.
What do you have?
A family studio. Two bedrooms and a bath.
Family, great! Let's get it.
I'll pay you back later, okay?
Sure.
I forgot my credit card.
We'll take it.
I'm taking a shower first.
-Listen-- -Hush!
Come on.
Where will I sleep?
You take the couch. I'll put the two armchairs together.
It's just one night.
-You have to tell Monika about Ewa. -I know.
-Maybe I should do it? -Not a chance.
I'll talk to Ewa and clear things out. Then I'll call Monika.
-Promise? -Of course.
I'll go get us some extra sheets.
Ewa!
MONIKA CALLING
I'm glad you called.
Do you know anything yet?
It's almost done.
We're going home tomorrow.
Where are you?
Hello?
I can't hear you.
We had to stay at a hotel.
There's a folk music contest on TV.
Ania, turn this off!
I'll call you back. Bye!
Excuse me.
Bottoms up!
-Enzo! -Come here.
Sorry!
Come on, Michał!
-You need some fresh air. -It's so beautiful here!
-Let's go. -It's the most romantic place ever!
It's so beautiful A romantic walk in the dead of the night!
-Dance with me! -Ewa.
Come on, Enzo. Just one dance!
-What are you doing? -Remember that time by the lake?
-It was so good. -Ewa.
I'll tell you a secret.
-Don't tell anyone! -Fine.
-Promise not to tell anyone? -I promise.
Okay.
I don't resent you. But Antek is your son.
What?
But it's all good, because…
the universe is amazing!
Wow!
Okay.
Good morning, everyone.
I slept so well! I had a crazy night yesterday.
Hi, honey. Where are your veggies?
I'll get you some.
-What now? -We eat breakfast.
-Why didn't you tell me? -About the breakfast?
Oh, that.
I didn't want to involve you. It was my choice, my decision.
Where will you stay in Warsaw? I'll drive you.
But I need you to tell all this to a priest.
-A priest? -I'll explain.
But we need to hurry.
No way. Eating in a hurry gives you ulcers.
You're very quiet today, boss.
Not that you are usually the life of the party.
But today you're especially silent.
What a big talker you are!
Did you hear what happened to Gucman's car?
The one we hammered out?
He caught his wife with a neighbor in the garage.
ALEKSANDRA CALLING
She was so surprised she stepped on it.
It was a bloodbath.
CAN'T TALK NOW, I'M IN A MEETING
I knew it was all about a woman.
She was out of your league, boss.
Damn it, Wiesiek!
Can you go do something instead of…
I could.
Damn right I could.
You're coming with me.
-Why? -So that you don't do anything stupid.
How dare you!
Ewa, this car--
Stop it. It's just a car.
Just get out.
Here you go.
Fine, but you have to buy me something at the shop.
Enzo. What do you think?
Nice.
Let's see them on you.
-Divine! -Really?
-I need to pee. -Then go.
What is that?
-Why are you here? -Ewa told me to get ice-cream.
Hold this.
We can drive to the end of the world! Where do you want to go?
To Europe.
How about Mexico or Africa? Dream big, amigo!
You left it in the car.
Give me yours.
ANIA CALLING
We're not picking up now.
Wait, Antek. It's aunt Monika.
Hi, Monika. You're on speaker.
This is Ewa and Antek.
Hi, this is Antek.
Antek says hi.
We'll meet soon and I hope we'll get on well.
Excuse me?
This is Ewa. Leave a message.
And remember, the universe can hear you!
Get in. Don't make us wait.
I just took it for a spin.
By the way, Monika says hi.
-What? -She's waiting for us.
I hope she cooks something.
-I'm starving. -Same.
It's not the best car I ever drove, but it definitely made my top five.
It has potential.
Did you have fun, darling?
Remember, we rule the world!
Watch where you're driving, asshole!
Fasten your seat belt.
Did you see what he did?
Back to what I was saying.
This is what brave, creative artists are subjected to these days.
Obviously, I can't go back home or stay anywhere in the city.
So what's your plan?
Plan?
-I've got you! -What?
Come on, I was joking.
But if you ask nicely, I'll go to that priest with you.
I've been thinking about it and it really is a good idea.
Antek's never been to the capital. I could finally thrive--
Sorry. I could finally thrive artistically.
Maybe even do a performance or a vernissage.
So many kinds of art!
I'll find a job, for sure. After all, I'm great.
Plus, you and Antek can finally get to know each other.
Spend some time together.
-What happened? -He's back.
-The headmaster is back. -For an audit.
-Okay, let's go. -No, we're staying.
-We'll let some air in. -And watch your office.
-Come on, let's go. -Don't you want us to--
-Let's go. -Fine.
Don't you understand?
He'll want revenge.
Don't worry, I'm sure he's over it.
-Hello. -Good afternoon.
Can we talk in private?
Of course.
-Sir-- -Mr. Superintendent.
-An audit? So soon? -Absolutely.
Why don't I tell you about my plans?
I know exactly where to find faults.
Remember that my predecessor neglected many crucial areas.
I am only interested in the future. It is time to make some changes.
Ma'am. Sir. I mean, superintendent.
What happened?
Mrs. Marysia had to leave. Food poisoning.
Are any of you free now?
Fine, I'll take over for her.
Since when is the headmistress a substitute teacher?
Since now.
Who can tell me what honey looks like?
-Karolina? -It's yellow.
That's right. What else?
We'll deal with this later.
-Yes? -It's sticky.
Sticky, great. Write it down.
-What else? -It's sweet.
I need you to--
I told you to come back on Monday.
-Right. -I'll see you then.
Okay, we have yellow and sticky. Anything else?
Good! I need to talk to you.
It's about my Alan. He is such a gifted child.
I don't feel he is appreciated enough.
He didn't get a single A.
We don't use the grade system for the first three years.
-Guys! -How will I know he is the best?
Alan is a great student, I swear.
But this is not the place or time to discuss this.
Come back tomorrow.
-The insurance auditors are here. -An audit? Now?
What's going on here?
-The superintendent is doing the rounds. -Go, we'll take over.
Sit down, kids.
Sit down. Clean this up.
Stop it!
Why don't we take the longer route…
Any conclusions yet?
Did we pass?
Today I'm just here visiting my old school.
The audit starts tomorrow.
Excuse me.
Monika?
Monika!
How great to finally see you, Monika!
We've just met, but I feel like I've know you for years.
Enzo talks about you a lot.
He does?
But he refused to stop on the way and let me buy you a gift from us.
Us?
I'm Antek. I'm five. Nice to meet you, auntie.
Hi, Antek.
Great job, darling.
What a beautiful home!
You didn't have to clean for us. I would've helped you.
Thanks, Enzo. Take care of him.
And I…
I'd love a coffee.
Is there something you forgot to tell me?
Water.
I'm water.
I'm a stream.
I think your aura is a bit closed-off. Wait.
This little thing makes way for real, clear energy.
All the thought patterns… sorry.
I focus on self-development and spiritual leadership.
I was thinking…
It's so nice talking to you. You're such great people.
Shouldn't you be in bed, honey?
All right.
So.
Where can we go lie down?
Thanks for letting them stay for a few days.
Do you have hair conditioner?
-It's in the cabinet, top shelf. -Thanks.
You didn't have to do that.
Of course I did. She doesn't have anyone here.
-How about no-fluoride toothpaste? -Nope.
Why didn't you tell me?
-I didn't know. -Really?
He had no idea.
Hand moisturizer?
Fine, I'll find it.
Bloody hell.
Hello, beautiful soul!
I'm sorry about the mess,
but last night was so nice, I drank a wee too much.
I'll clean it up, don't worry.
Do you want some fruit?
I can make you a Five Element coffee, too.
No, thanks.
Antek couldn't sleep, you know?
He was twisting and turning all night.
Then he went to wake up Enzo.
I'm glad he feels at home here.
So am I.
-Hey. -Hi, darling.
-Good morning. -Hello.
Do you want an orange? Or a coffee?
Coffee sounds great.
I'll make some.
Aren't you cold?
-What? -Aren't you cold?
I'm sorry, I'm just like that. Always hot.
I could stand here naked,
and sweat would still be dripping down my entire body.
Hot blood, you know.
Sure.
Excuse me.
Darling!
I called our wedding venue. We have an appointment in two days.
-It's Ambaras, on Łowicka street. -Łowicka street?
Łowicka street?
I went there with a painter once. It's a great story.
He bought a whole case of real Champagne for me.
Just like the one we drunk, remember?
Why don't we have that coffee?
Where are the cups?
Nothing is in the right place here.
That explains the lack of energy flow and your puffiness this morning.
Don't worry, I'll help you. We'll move everything.
It all makes sense now. Hold it.
I need to get ready for work.
It will make you healthy!
-I wanted to help. -I know.
Get dressed, we need to go.
A few days ago I wasn't even sure if I wanted a family.
But when I look at them…
I feel…
-Jealous? -A little.
I know the type.
-My type? -No, Ewa's.
She pretends to be a damsel in distress,
and then goes on vacation with your man, crawls into your bed--
Why aren't you in the car?
I was thirsty.
-Stop it. -Someone has to tell her!
You took in a strange woman with a child.
What if he's not the father? Do you have proof?
Listen.
A friend's friend's brother-in-law is a private investigator.
Let's go, Wiesiek.
Bye, dad.
I'll send you his number. He's the best.
Thanks, no need.
Stop staring!
Tell him it was a misunderstanding, okay?
It's so beautiful here!
I'll help in any way I can.
I want to spend time with Antek.
-But-- -What?
The last few days were crazy.
It's time to get back to normal.
You can always count on me, but I love Monika and I'm marrying her.
-Okay. -Great.
Antek, hands.
I see you solved all your problems.
We did.
Follow me.
-Cool place! -You like it?
Wait.
They're here, Father. They seem more remorseful.
Did you manage to solve all your issues?
My child?
Praised be the Lord.
-We've decided-- -I'm talking to Ewa.
God bless you. Speak freely.
We solved all our issues.
-We're-- -Shush.
Elaborate, my child.
Enzo took care of us.
He wants to be in Antek's life.
He didn't know Antek existed, but it was my fault, not his.
Nothing they write about him on the gossip sites is true.
Don't believe them. He is a great guy.
I'm happy you learned your lesson, son.
A busy bee turns even the bitter flower into honey.
-That's from the Bible, too? -No, it's a folk saying.
-Stanisław. -The author is unknown.
Now that it's all settled, we'll be off.
Sorry, I want to say one more thing.
Enzo is like the handsome Samaritan from the Bible.
He brought us here, gave us clothes, food, a roof above our heads,
and let us stay at his place till the wedding,
to which he invited us as the guests of honor.
-Let's go. -Wait a minute.
You can't erase all the mistakes of your youth.
But you always have to try to make up for them.
Write it down.
-And share it. -Done.
Right.
I'm… less displeased with you than the last time.
I can now confirm the date of the wedding.
I'll see you in three weeks.
Make sure your brother remembers.
About what?
He'll know.
-Remember, he's watching you. -Who is?
-God? -No.
Father Wiktor.
Let's go.
Sure, honey. I'll be free.
Here you are!
I need to work now. Don't come into the studio.
-Okay? -You got it.
Tomorrow? That sounds great.
Enzo!
Hey!
This is your favorite Enzo, back from this very chair.
Today's poor turnout makes me think
that not everyone is ready for the topic I want to discuss.
Safety.
It may not be sexy, but it is super important.
But don't worry.
This won't be just theory.
Break.
Antek, please!
WHAT NOW?
WHAT IS THIS?
Come here!
IT'S KINDA CUTE
Sorry, guys.
I need to cut this short--
I'm Antek, I'm five. Nice to meet you.
This little guy made me realize how important safety is.
HE'S A SWEETIE
RESPECT!
NOW I GET THE CAR SEATS
NEW CO-HOST?
Do you want to be my little helper?
-My brother had a crush on you. -No way!
He was so sweet!
Sweet? He looked awful!
-He didn't! -With that hair?
Hi!
We've been waiting for you!
There must be a good reason you opened my special champagne.
You surprise me. This champagne is not that special.
I'm sorry, Monika.
-Ewa prepared the surprise. -Of course she did.
Here you go.
Listen. Today, thanks to…
a wonderful coincidence--
It was not a coincidence. It was our Antek.
Right. Thanks to Antek,
I made my best show yet.
We had 60,000 people watching.
Before Antek came in, it was under a thousand.
-Congratulations, honey. -Thanks.
Is it right to use Antek like that?
He loves doing it.
And he's making money, too. College is expensive, you know.
I got three partnership offers within an hour!
Four, right! I just got another one!
I don't think you should accept all of them.
-Why not? -You need to send a message out there.
I can help you if you want.
Great.
Enough! We're not talking about work anymore.
Sorry, I need to lie down. I'm tired.
But we're celebrating!
You're doing fine without me. Goodnight.
Goodnight!
Hey.
She rearranged our kitchen. Is the bedroom next?
You're overreacting. She was just trying to be nice.
Are you sure?
You know her that well?
It was just a fling a few years ago.
Exactly.
Why is she here?
-I don't think she's honest. -About what?
Everything.
Antek, too?
He is my son.
Are you sure?
Is this the meeting?
I… I'm swamped with work.
So you stopped answering my calls?
-I really have a lot of work now. -Did I do something wrong?
Maybe I…
I thought the dinner was nice.
It was definitely memorable.
I really do have a lot of work.
Be honest. What is it?
I'm just wondering…
Maybe we should take things slower.
Especially now that your son is here.
I don't want to come between you two.
That's it.
I don't mind splitting my time between you two.
I'll call you.
Headmistress Monika.
May I call you that, now that we are colleagues?
I appreciate your efforts to bring the school into the 21st century.
Unfortunately, some of your employees
are stuck in the 19th century.
-Our teachers are excellent. -You really believe that?
I think we both know who I am talking about.
Total lack of understanding of the e-registry system.
Lack of multimedia training.
No audiovisual materials used during extracurricular classes.
No online courses.
And they don't speak English.
This school is in dire need of reform.
The school board is watching you closely
to see if you are headmistress material, or just a TV celebrity.
There's nothing I can do?
There's always something you can do.
But you can't move an old tree.
You need to rip it out of the ground,
cut it into pieces with a chainsaw,
burn it, bag it, and throw it into the river.
That's it.
Head to the emergency exit! In pairs!
Head to the exit!
Excuse me. Let me through.
It is all under control. The fire is out.
Luckily, I was here.
No children or teachers were harmed.
Don't thank me.
Helping out is my second nature.
We…
It's…
That smoke detector never worked before!
You're irresponsible.
I've been saying it for years!
Stop nagging me! You always do this.
But it never works! It's like talking to a wall!
-Wait! -A completely deaf wall!
-Now you're being nice? -Wait!
-Call off the fire fighters. -Right away.
Thank you.
GREAT IDEA!
That's all for today.
Tomorrow we'll talk about mu…
-Mu… -Mufflers!
-Mufflers. -Right.
-Mufflers! -Correct.
Thanks for watching. Bye!
Bye!
Look, someone sent us a heart.
They're sending us hearts. Thanks.
We're doing great! High five!
Great!
Marcin?
-What's this? -Our resignations.
I wasn't going to fire you. Just send you to some courses.
We know that.
But we were eavesdropping on your conversation.
We overheard it.
It happens sometimes.
We heard the headmaster.
We did.
And he's right.
We were…
We were so mad.
I needed a smoke, and the new detectors went mad.
But then we cooled off and…
We decided to make it easier for you.
You have all these plans.
We'd just get in the way.
-You can't leave. -Monika.
The school needs to grow.
We'd be retiring soon anyway.
Everything will work out fine, you'll see.
We know what we're doing.
Let's go.
LETTER OF RESIGNATION
Hi, Monika.
Hello.
I was in the neighborhood, so I decided to come by.
To see me?
Actually, I drove here in awful traffic to ask about your dad.
He's not very talkative lately.
I was wondering if something happened during that dinner at my place.
Maybe he's just pulling away to give you and Damian more space.
So it's about Damian.
I don't want to bother you. I'll be off.
Everyone's talking about the magic trio. Father, son, and cars.
-I have a business proposal. -I'm off the black list?
You know you needed time to rehabilitate yourself.
What about Alicja?
Alicja got transferred to Shanghai.
She didn't forget, did she?
Alicja never forgets.
But she has 100,000 new employees to worry about now.
Poland is my territory now.
And I've got a real hit for you. The Dakar Rally.
Right?
Budget?
-Sky is the limit? -What?
I'm going up to talk to the board.
I know it's your dream.
Take care.
Out of the way!
I turn into this one.
-Hi. -Hello!
How do I look?
-Good. -Just good?
I have a very important meeting today and I'm super stressed.
Good is not good enough!
Can I borrow a few hundred zloty?
They sent my new card to the old address, so I have nothing.
I don't have cash.
Oh no! That's just awful!
But you have your card.
What the hell. Here.
So I get a night off, and you take care of the kid.
I trust you. After all, we're family.
We get on at work, we'll get on after hours.
Bye!
-What do you want to play? -Casino!
Here comes the plane!
One more.
Look.
This is awful.
Wait!
No!
Don't!
You'll tell me in a second.
Careful!
Mommy!
What's going on?
He doesn't stop.
Ewa went out. Her phone is off.
Antek! What's going on?
-Mommy! -You miss your mom?
Calm down!
It's all right. Don't worry.
Everything will be fine.
I'm sorry.
I had a tough day.
Do you want to call your mom?
She'll be back eventually.
Come here.
This is Ewa. Leave a message.
And remember, the universe can hear you!
Hello.
Ewa is still not picking up.
Maybe something happened?
Sometimes mom does this.
She disappears.
What do you do then?
I stay with auntie, or grandma, or my other auntie.
When will mom be back?
I don't know. Maybe tomorrow. Or yesterday.
Tell me.
-Do you know where your mom is? -No.
-Does she have friends here? -Just you.
Just us.
I don't know what we'll do.
I'll keep calling. She'll pick up.
What time is it?
I have to go! Bye.
Here.
Remember we're meeting with the restaurant today.
It's today?
No, yesterday.
I'm off. Bye!
This is Ewa. Leave a message.
And remember, the universe can hear you!
If we move the tables, we can fit up to 50 people.
Let's move on to the menu and decorations.
-Antek! -Mom!
Hello, darling!
What a beautiful place!
Atmospheric, with a boho vibe.
Where were you?
-Very spacious. -Thank you.
-What if it rains? -No worries, we have a huge canopy.
-What color? -Creme.
-What about lighting? -We have 65 candles.
Great! We need lots of light.
We can light up paper lanterns and add some string lights.
-Where would we dance? -Right here.
It's not enough space.
It's enough all right.
-Hello. -Hi.
Your maid of honor?
That's the bride.
So you're the maid of honor?
No, that's…
That's my son's mother.
Of course. It's your party.
I thought nothing can surprise me.
Let's talk about the menu.
We'll pay for that.
I didn't know she would come.
Wait for us!
Where were you?
It's a crazy story.
I was meeting an old friend and--
-And you couldn't call us? -No.
We went to the country, but a tree fell and blocked the road.
Then the rain started pouring.
The buses weren't coming.
-And my phone died. -Exactly.
We called. The phone wasn't off.
The best thing is, I didn't get my new credit card,
-so I couldn't even pay for the taxi. -See?
A new card? When did you go to the bank?
I didn't have to go. I just called them.
-What address did you give? -Where is this going?
-You have a son. -I do.
I left him with you.
You're way more responsible than I am.
It's all good. Right, buddy?
Let's postpone the wedding.
You have lots on your mind now.
We're closed.
Where's my dad?
He's out.
Went to dinner.
With whom?
Aleksandra.
-At least he's fine. -What happened?
What happened?
Ewa happened.
Doesn't matter.
I have something for you.
I hired that PI.
I told you I didn't want that.
We've had our issues, but you're like a sister to me.
Think of is as a wedding gift from me. For a new beginning.
Do as you please. I finished work half an hour ago.
-Good evening. -Hi.
-Hello. -Hi.
You didn't tell me we'd have company.
Is that a problem, darling?
-Maybe I should-- -Sit.
Sit down, please.
You refused to talk. Now you have to listen.
Focus, both of you.
Here's what I don't like.
-My son visits twice a year. -Excuse me?
He only wants me to move to the US because he thinks
I have nothing else to do here.
Chanise and I are busy with the kids--
You're not. Chanise and the nanny are.
Your responsibilities quickly led to depression.
-How do you know that? -Darling.
I've known you your whole life.
-Ready to order? -One minute.
I may not be a Wall Street manager, but I have a life here.
I will visit you in the US and help you in any way I can.
But Bazyli is the one who is always there for me.
No matter what.
A bottle of your best white wine. To go.
Food for thought.
Why didn't you tell me about what Damian said?
I didn't want to interfere with your family matters.
Or with your move to the US.
What could I say?
-Are you scared of being with me? -I'm not.
I am.
I don't know.
-We're not young anymore. -I don't want to be alone.
-Me neither. -Are you sure?
I'm sure.
I need you.
Even your chickens.
I'm kidding.
They'll grow on me.
You know,
I pulled away because
I wanted to make sure.
I mean, to check.
If…
This is my best life. Here, with you.
-It's good. -It is.
I know why you're here.
-What? -What do you mean?
I think Ewa knows what I mean.
Will you tell him or should I?
Does this ring a bell?
Here, read this.
PRIVATE INVESTIGATION CONTRACT
Let's start from the beginning.
Why do you move so much?
Or have no bank account?
You came to Warsaw to run away from creditors.
How do you know that?
You wanted to win Enzo back.
-And get rid of me. -Stop it.
I did.
At the very beginning.
Then I saw how close you and Antek were.
And I thought,
I'm sorry, now I know it's stupid.
I thought maybe this could be our home.
Our place. With Enzo.
Is Antek really mine?
I don't know.
I'll go upstairs and pack.
I'm sorry.
You hired a PI?
I didn't.
-I shouldn't have read it. -Agreed.
Did you order a paternity test, too?
I wouldn't.
You don't want kids, so you took away my son.
You think it's easy watching you start a family with someone else?
-I don't love Ewa! -Does she know that?
Because she has a perfect plan. And I'm not in it.
I'm sorry you don't see I care about Antek.
I'm sorry you don't see you let Ewa come between us.
You're right. Let's postpone the wedding.
This is Ewa. Leave a message.
And remember, the universe can hear you!
She's not answering.
Not good.
I shouldn't have opened the envelope.
If you didn't, you wouldn't have known.
Now Ewa and Antek are wandering around the city.
Maybe I'm the problem here?
Stefan wants to be a dad, and I'm not feeling it at all.
I think he should be with someone who appreciates it.
Help me call off the wedding.
What?
I can't deal with it now.
Are you sure?
Wow.
HOW CAN I HELP?
Stefan!
Not that I mind, but it's the third time you moved in here.
I just wanted a relationship with my son.
And you didn't think about Monika. About how she feels about it.
Now you want to call off the wedding?
I need to think about it.
You always need to think.
Ania! No eavesdropping!
Starting a family is a decision you can't make alone.
You can't force anyone to do it. But you can give yourself time.
Do you hear yourself?
You sound like dad again.
Why are you in such a hurry to stop sleeping and change dirty diapers?
This one sounds just like mom!
Go to your room. Let your uncle ruin his life in peace.
We'll talk again when you grow up.
She really does sound like mom.
-You're here? -We're doing their dirty work again.
We should go for a beer together.
We're ready for you.
God bless.
-God bless. -God bless.
What is it?
Sorry to disturb you, Father. I'm here about Monika.
And Enzo. I mean, Stefan.
I knew it. It was too easy.
No, Stanisław. It was I who knew it.
We have to call off the wedding.
Postpone it.
I see.
We think they need more time.
I see.
In this case, all I can do
is quote my favorite passage from the Bible.
"No."
-Excuse me? -No.
It's not the first or the last such case.
But just as the bees toil to gather the nectar
that is later turned into honey,
people must toil to nurture their love
and strengthen it with matrimony.
It seems that father Wiktor has a plan.
-Oh! -Right!
First of all, say nothing to Monika and Enzo.
Sometimes love needs to be saved
regardless of the stubbornness of the ones involved.
That's the Bible, too?
On the contrary. These are father Wiktor's words.
I posted it on our fanpage for Valentines Day.
Stefan and Monika are in love. It is as clear as day.
Here is what we'll do. Lean in.
Will you sign the farewell cards?
Of course.
The picnic is about to begin. Are you ready?
Fish live deep in the sea
Birds fly in the sky
Deep in the woods
Bears are eating honey
We all live together
We all have our spots
We build our home together
Everyone looks after it
Excuse me?
I heard about your decision.
I admit, I was worried that you were too sensitive for this job.
That you would think about people, not results.
I'm so glad you understood that only results matter.
Results, not people. Good job.
Eco, eco, ecology
It tickles my green thumb
Thank you.
Welcome, everyone, to our school's first integration picnic.
When I accepted this position,
I promised to introduce the school to the 21st century.
I focused on the future and forgot what we already had.
If entering the 21st century
means getting rid of our most beloved teachers,
then I'd rather stay in the 20th.
I don't accept your resignations.
Instead, I resign.
In front of all of you.
It's time to go back where I belong.
With the kids.
Bravo!
Thank you.
Good job, Monika!
My dearest Monika!
Thank you!
You told them! The headmaster can go kiss his a--
-Kiss his what? -Arm.
You were never right for this job. Never!
You're just a simple teacher.
Great.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Lord.
-Boors are boors, PhDs or not. -Sweet Lord.
-Hello? -Hi.
Do you still want to help us?
Where are you?
Amazing! Who would have thought?
Such a small channel.
You shot your first videos with your phone.
Now you have 100,000 subscribers.
From one live stream alone. Amazing.
But don't worry. You won't be alone in this.
You're one signature away
from the best team in the business and worldwide streaming.
No.
-Excuse me? -Article seven, point three, subpoint c.
The editor holds creative control over all content created.
It's just something you always put in a contract.
You'll bring in all ideas, we'll just edit them.
What about the non-compete?
Do you still want to do your channel?
No need, we'll pay you enough.
-It sounds great, but-- -No buts.
Think about it. You'll be back on top.
Women, parties, photo ops. And you.
You, man.
Millions of people watching you. That's the dream, right?
I'm surprised to say this, but it's not.
I like what I have.
What?
What do you mean?
Hi.
I'll help you.
For Antek.
You're not scared I'll steal Enzo away?
I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
I just thought Enzo was my chance.
Art is a tough trade. And I have debts and a child to feed.
I really did all I could.
Took out loans, gambled.
Once I even
almost married a rich fertilizer guy.
We didn't have what you and Enzo do.
What's that?
Love.
What now, mom?
Come here.
Now I'll take care of you.
No way, sis. You have a wedding tomorrow.
We canceled it.
I have more important things on my plate. You need a place to stay.
Come on, big guy. Help me out.
-Go. -This suitcase is so heavy!
WEDDING DAY
You're here? I thought you left yesterday.
I gave this a lot of thought and…
I wanted to stay a bit longer, if that's all right.
Of course it is.
Mom, I want to apologize.
To you too, Bazyli.
I felt ashamed I wasn't here, with mom.
Thank you for all you've done.
Let's call a truce.
All right.
What are we waiting for?
For my kids to come to their senses.
Okay.
-You're taking a detour? -No, I'm not.
-What kind of a restaurant is it? -What kind?
Well.
It's a special kind.
-You're hiding something. -I'm not.
What if I wanted to go home?
Jacek?
-Yeah? -What's going on?
Nothing.
I just…
-I didn't cancel the wedding. -What?
Why are we here?
Tights?
You hate tights!
The wedding's not canceled
Don't kid yourself. You can't live without her.
If you don't want to get married, call it off yourself!
-Do you want to go first? -No, do you?
I want to be a dad.
I'm not ready to be a mom.
I'm bored.
So that's it?
Should we cancel the wedding?
Looks like it.
Sometimes you have to let go.
At least we tried.
You're the best thing in my life.
We have to split up, but I'll still love you.
All right. Time to begin.
-But-- -I said, it's time to begin.
Come in, my dears.
Hey!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
I'm here!
I made it!
Sorry. My car broke down.
Come here, Antek.
Please, be seated.
Honey.
The ultimate form of perfection in the animal kingdom.
We, humans, find this perfection
in love.
Sometimes it comes without warning,
looks into your eyes,
and you know this is it straight away.
It's not just a spark.
It's true love.
And you know this is it.
Love.
Squared.
Your love.
-Congratulations, Monika. -Thanks.
I really mean it.
I have a gift for you. It's the paternity test.
I haven't opened it yet.
I won't open it, either.
Antek is my son.
No matter the result.
Thank you.
We really did do a good job.
I mean, you did a good job, Father.
But I did help out, you have to give me that.