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{\an8} <i>'Twas the day before Christmas
Before the Bad Guys turned good</i>

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{\an8}<i>When all through the city
They cased each and every neighborhood</i>

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Did that rhyme? Is "'twas" even a word?

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{\an8}Look, here's the thing.

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{\an8}Our story is set
when the Bad Guys were still bad, okay?

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And at the best time of the year,
when all the good heists can be had.

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All right, guys, what's tomorrow?

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{\an8}The Bad Guys
Holiday Heist-tacular!

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{\an8} The Bad Guys
Holiday Heist-tacular!

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What does that mean?

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{\an8}While all these normies stay home
with their loved ones, or whatever...

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...this place turns into a ghost town!

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No guards, no fuzz.

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This city's our heisting stage!

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And we're gonna clean it out.

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Oh, it's a Bad Guys tradition.

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And so is spending the day before

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coming up with a list of everything
we're going to steal Christmas morning.

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Ooh, I want to hit that place
with all the stinky cheese.

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No reason. I-I don't even like it.

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- Okay, I like it a little!
- Cheesy Dan's is on the list.

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City... Corporate... Bank.

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Oh, yeah. That's what we've been waiting
all year for.

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It's gonna be the cherry
on top of our criminal sundae.

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Tomorrow morning, it,

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and everything else in this city,
will be ours.

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-  That's what I'm talking about!

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{\an8}Tiffany Fluffit here with
the moment we've all been waiting for.

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{\an8}Our beloved Big Nick
has just made his first appearance.

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{\an8}I think I speak for the entire city
when I say...

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{\an8}I love you, Big Nick!

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Hey, hey! This street's closed!

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It's the Bad Guys!

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Better get a move on it, Wolfie.

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I think we just stole Santa.

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Nice!

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The Bad Guys are stealing Big Nick!

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Help!

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-  Someone stop them!
-  Ah!

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That's very not good.

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This isn't that famous balloon everybody's
freakishly emotionally attached to, is it?

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No, no, no. This is a different
giant Santa-shaped balloon.

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- Of course it is!

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Whoa! Whoa! Oh!

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- Whoa!

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- Hmm?
- Huh?

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-  I can't see!
- Get it off of me!

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-  The lights!
-  Santa's hugging me!

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Ha-ha! See ya, Santa!

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No! Not Big Nick!

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{\an8}Tiffany Fluffit reporting live from
the scene of the worst attack on this city

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{\an8}since the introduction
of electric scooters.

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{\an8}Our beloved Big Nick has been destroyed
by the notoriously notorious Bad Guys.

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{\an8}We're a city in mourning this morning.

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{\an8} Why?

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{\an8}Why indeed.
It's a senseless act of bah-humbuggery.

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{\an8}All attempts to wash the abomination off
have only made it more terrifying,

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{\an8}further lowering holiday spirits.

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{\an8}It's never felt less
like Christmas in the city.

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{\an8}Sir, your reaction?

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{\an8}It's just not the holidays
without Big Nick.

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{\an8}He was like a father to me.
Don't think I'll even celebrate tomorrow.

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{\an8}<i>Probably just go into work,
guard the bank like any other day,</i>

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{\an8}<i>and be extra attentive
to distract myself from this monstrosity.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Why can't I look away?</i>

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{\an8}<i>You heard it here first.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Christmas is canceled.</i>

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This can't be happening!

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The whole point of Christmas morning

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is that no one is around
to stop us from maximum heisting!

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B-b-but we were gonna rob the bank!

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And now we can't
because of some dumb Santa?

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You take that back right now!

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Santa is a criminal hero
who deserves our respect,

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in balloon form or otherwise.

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He's broken into more homes than anyone
and never been caught.

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What's even the point of anything?

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Unless... And hear me out on this.

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If we set our clocks back 24 hours
and go to sleep right now,

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maybe, when we wake up,
none of this will have happened.

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Yeah? Come on. Night, night!

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If destroying the Santa balloon
was all it took to cancel Christmas,

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then all we have to do is recreate it,
and boom, Christmas is back!

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That's the sound of
all our problems being solved,

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because I've already made
something better.

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Robo-Claus!

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Built this bad boy
for our Christmas morning bank job.

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I was gonna surprise you all tomorrow,
but you can call me a genius now.

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- Check it.

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Uh, it is surprising, for sure.

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The normies will forget
about their balloon

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once they lay their eyes on this beaut.

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And it captures Santa's true nature.

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None of that jolly business.

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The suit
really should be operated by a driver.

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Come on. Wolfie, try him on.

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Oh, that's... Uh, I'm good. Thanks, though.

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And as great as this is,

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the jolly component
of Jolly Old Saint Nick

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is probably
why non-criminal folks like him.

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Don't listen. You're perfect.

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If we all work together,

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I'm sure a bunch of criminal masterminds
like us can make one silly Santa balloon.

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Even I'm a little offended by this.

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His beard looks like a tentacle.

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I feel scandalized.

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Okay, lost some time there,
but we'll figure out another way

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to cheer up the city
in time to rob it in the morning.

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Which, sure, is in, like, 12 hours,
so lay it on me.

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What else says holiday spirit?

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Stealing whatever we want, because,
normally, guards take the day off.

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But no, not this year.

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They'll be at work, ruining
the only good thing about Christmas.

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Only good thing?

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What about
all the classic Christmas criminals?

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<i>The Grinch?</i>

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<i>Hans Gruber?</i>

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Ebenezer Scrooge!

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-  Ooh, nice.

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That guy's a legend.

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He parties with ghosts
and wears a dress to bed.

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And yet,
his story has never been properly told.

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So I propose that we put on a show
for the whole city,

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with me as Scrooge...
and all the other characters.

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But without that needy,
nefarious Tiny Tim tearing Scrooge down!

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And I would buy a ticket to that show,

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but we gotta stick to the awful stuff
people like--

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Ooh, my favorite part of the holidays
is getting a lump of coal.

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It really makes me feel
like I'm making good choices, you know?

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The Naughty List is a badge of honor.

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- Maybe we can get everyone some coal.
-  Piranha!

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- You're a genius!
- I am?

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- We're going to play Santa.
- No, no, no. Let me get this straight.

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Are you suggesting we give
instead of take?

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Think of it this way.

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We'll steal the gifts
from the big department store,

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and then break into houses to leave them.

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That sounds a lot like Robin Hood,

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who is notoriously good.

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Ugh! That guy's the worst.
He ruined tights for me.

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We're doing good for the greater bad.

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If folks have presents waiting for them,
they'll stay home on Christmas morning,

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and our Holiday Heist-tacular
can live again.

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Uh, yeah.
Uh, we also have to deal with this.

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After the balloon incident,

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the radio station
stopped playing Christmas music,

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and is broadcasting
something called Doom Tunes instead!

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- Huh?
- Huh?

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- Which isn't helping holiday spirit.

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If someone can
get into the recording studio to help,

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I could hack the station's antenna
and stream my sweet Santa mix.

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Good idea, Webs.

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All right, guys. Let's go do some good,
so we can be bad.

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Here's the plan.

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Piranha will help Webs get to the antenna
so she can hack it.

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<i>Shark will infiltrate the radio station
and distract the DJ</i>

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<i>so she doesn't notice Webs is
taking over the feed with holiday music.</i>

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<i>Finally, Snake and I will steal gifts
from the department store,</i>

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<i>to then break in
and leave them in unsuspecting houses.</i>

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And that was "No, No, No, Noel"
by Death Anchor.

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Bah humbug! Am I right?

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Scrooge?

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Uh, look, man, if you're here
to teach me the meaning of Christmas,

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I'm not interested.

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Don't you dare give the Right Dishonorable
Ebenezer Scrooge the horn!

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Buddy, I don't work with sidekicks.

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I kick no one's sides!

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Unless it's that annoying brat, Tiny Tim.

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This should be a breeze.

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All you have to do is
break into the house and leave it.

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Fine.

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Let's get this over with.

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Well, I definitely did it. We can go now.

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What? You never seen an ab before?

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Cough it up.

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Come on.

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Gimme a break.
Giving, not taking, is unnatural.

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I'll do it.

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Watch and learn.

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See?

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- Piece of cake.
- So, what's that, then?

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What's what?

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Get ready to sign off...
'cause I've been itching for a fight.

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And, you know,
you look a lot like that shark

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from the gang who took down Big Nick.

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Me? No!

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I am Scrooge.

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- See? Muttonchops?
- Ha-ha!

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Shark, why did you cut the station's feed?

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I didn't!
Well, I did, b-but she made me!

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Police channel's full of chatter
about the station cutting out.

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You got to fill the dead air before
they figure out what we're doing up here.

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Truly, nothing I would love more.

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And I do have material prepared,
but I kind of have my hands full here.

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-  Patch me in.

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You? I-I mean... you?

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Patch... me... in.

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<i>♪ This Christmas
All the bells are ringin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the jewels are blingin' for me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ha! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll be stealing this Christmas
You'll see ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's Christmas ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Merry Christmas to me ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>Is Christmas un-canceled?</i>

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{\an8}<i>After the unexpected carols</i>

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{\an8}<i>and some secret Santas
leaving presents all through the city,</i>

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{\an8}<i>holiday spirit is up.</i>

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{\an8}<i>But is it enough to fill
the Big Nick-sized hole in our hearts?</i>

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<i>Stay tuned to find out.</i>

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Nice going, fin bro!

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What if it wasn't enough?

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If folks don't stay home to celebrate
tomorrow, we can't clean the city out.

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Wolfie, it's late.

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Look, we did the best we could.

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- If not this year, there's always next.
- No.

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We... W-we just need something big

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to push the holiday spirit in the city
over the edge.

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Oh, you can stop dropping hints now, Wolf.

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I'll do it.

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I'll perform my one-shark
Christmas villains showcase.

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I don't know where I'm gonna find
20 tons of fake snow,

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but I'm a professional, baby,
so I will find a way.

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Shark, that's it!

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If we made it snowy,
the holiday spirit would be undeniable.

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There would be no stopping us then.

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Finally, a chance to hack the atmosphere!
I actually have an app for that.

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We're good
with a little collateral flooding, right?

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Or we just steal the snow machine
at the ski resort?

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- We'll never get there and back in time.
-  What about that?

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We use the shaved ice machine
to make snow.

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Not as exciting
as altering Earth's weather

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through atmospheric geoengineering,
but I think I can make it work.

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Oh, thank you, thank you.
I'm all turned around.

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First, Christmas is canceled.
Now, maybe it's back on.

237
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,896
So I rebuy everything.

238
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,940
W-what flavor can I get you?

239
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,275
Uh, please describe them to me
in great detail

240
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:41,111
while I interrupt
with all sorts of unnecessary questions.

241
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,532
Aha.

242
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,200
Hmm.

243
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:50,579
Does Mistletoe Mint
taste more like missiles or toes?

244
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:51,705
It tastes like mint.

245
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,920
Please maintain eye contact
with me at all times!

246
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,296
Oh, wait. Well, I...

247
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:03,133
I require trustworthiness
from all my frozen-delicacy suppliers.

248
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,803
When I give you the signal,
turn the dial up.

249
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:06,887
A five should do it.

250
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,352
- All set, Wolfie.

251
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,770
<i>Fire her up.</i>

252
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:21,110
Nothing's gonna get in the way
of our Holiday Heist-tacular.

253
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,201
Hmm?

254
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,119
Huh?

255
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,453
-  Ooh!

256
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,919
{\an8}Tiffany Fluffit reporting live

257
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:42,047
{\an8}from the scene of
an unexpected winter wonderland.

258
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,466
{\an8}It may not be real,
but what in this town is?

259
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:47,720
{\an8}In fact, it's never felt more
like the holidays in the city.

260
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,264
{\an8}Christmas is officially back on!

261
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,728
It's beautiful!

262
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,396
We did it. We really did it.

263
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,523
It makes me feel all warm inside.

264
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,734
So merry and b-bright,

265
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,987
like someone lit a candle
in the cold cavern of my heart.

266
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,825
If you like that sort of thing.
Which I don't. I do not.

267
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,961
She's gonna blow!

268
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,007
That psychic was right!

269
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,551
That's not good.

270
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,219
It's too cold!

271
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:43,150
{\an8}For a brief moment,
it looked like the holidays were back on,

272
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,069
{\an8}but that moment has passed.

273
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:48,656
{\an8}A frozen vortex
is spinning out of control downtown.

274
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,200
{\an8}Will it suck in all surrounding life?

275
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,496
That's not going to happen.

276
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,664
Probably.

277
00:15:56,664 --> 00:16:00,376
As long as you didn't turn the dial
all the way up. Wolf?

278
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,128
I-I figured a ten
would be twice the holiday spirit?

279
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,296
- What?
- Why, I ought to...

280
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,424
- You're lucky my fins are frozen!
- I'm too talented to die!

281
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:10,552
That vortex is about to suck in the city!
No time to be mad at me!

282
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,972
I'll make time. Everything was fine.

283
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,849
But no, you had to go
and push things too far,

284
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,726
like always!

285
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,562
I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

286
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:23,774
It's just, stealing with you all
Christmas morning

287
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,442
is the highlight of my year.

288
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:28,988
I got so wrapped up in making sure
our Holiday Heist-tacular happened

289
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,239
that I put you at risk.

290
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,534
And that's the last thing
I'd ever want to do.

291
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,412
Uh...

292
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,247
- Yo, get a life.
- That's gross.

293
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,458
- These are theatrical tears.
- Yeah, fine, whatever.

294
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,751
Better stop that machine,

295
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,921
or it won't just be
our Holiday Heist-tacular that's canceled.

296
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,298
Webs, can't you, like, hack your device?

297
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:51,468
Oh, yeah, sure.
Why didn't I think of that?

298
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,470
Of course I can't hack it!

299
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,848
Think I'd leave security loopholes
in my own tech?

300
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,308
The only way to stop it is to unplug it.

301
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,853
Then that's what we do.

302
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:16,577
Fin bro!

303
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,793
Cover your eyes! Don't look at me!

304
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,797
If Shark's not strong enough, who is?

305
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,383
I know who.

306
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,263
{\an8}The situation has worsened.

307
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,098
{\an8}- Oh!

308
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,981
{\an8}- Are you seeing this?

309
00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,070
{\an8} Not that way! How do I...

310
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,698
<i>Ah, you have to relax.
The suit is intuitive.</i>

311
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,075
Don't force it.

312
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,493
<i>Just walk.</i>

313
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:21,558
{\an8}Whoa! Folks, we're witnessing
some sort of Christmas miracle.

314
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:25,229
{\an8}A Santa cyborg
appears to be attempting to save the city!

315
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,905
Whoa!

316
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,577
Whoa!

317
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,330
- I got you!

318
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,172
One at a time, folks. Please, form a line.

319
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,008
Whoa! Whoa!

320
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:47,519
{\an8}Balloon Santa may have gone up in flames,
but the city has a new Santa mascot.

321
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:52,941
{\an8}That's right, Robo-Claus is
a huge mech robot that screams family fun.

322
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,529
Well, I gotta hand it to you, Webs,
they really love your Santa.

323
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,906
Maybe too much.

324
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:02,659
These people gotta get home if we're
to pull our morning Holiday Heist-tacular.

325
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,702
Ah.

326
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:16,048
Shark, I patched your comms into the suit.

327
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,884
He's no Scrooge,
but think you could play Santa?

328
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:22,721
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Happy Holidays!

329
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,598
Now, it's late,

330
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,642
so everyone go to bed,

331
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:32,147
because Santa commands that everyone
celebrate tomorrow in their homes,

332
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,524
and not at their security guard jobs.

333
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,151
<i>- Ho-ho-ho!</i>
- I'll do it.

334
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,779
I'll stay home for you, Robo-Claus.

335
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,197
Please be proud of me.

336
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:41,949
We did it!

337
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,495
- The Bad Guys saved Christ--

338
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,836
I can't believe that,
after all that, we're too si--

339
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:59,174
...we're too sick
to pull off our Holiday Heist-tacular.

340
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:01,760
How about a new holiday tradition?

341
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,388
No more traditions or holidays.

342
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,765
Bah hu--

343
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,436
What... is... that?

344
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,274
Oh, no. I think they're presents.

345
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,316
Like, for us?

346
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:19,987
Must have done so much good for the city
that we ended up on Santa's Nice List.

347
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:22,114
I'm gonna be sick!

348
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,449
The shame!

349
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:28,745
Not only did that bearded freak
have the gall to break into our lair,

350
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:32,249
he goes and gives us presents, not coal!

351
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,336
Wait. Is that stinky cheese?
How did he know?

352
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:39,506
The Bad Guys will be the laughing stock
of the criminal community.

353
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,092
I'll never be able to show my face again.

354
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,844
This will not stand.

355
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,595
We need to start planning now.

356
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,056
Next year,
we are going to heist the North Pole

357
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:51,685
and show Santa that the Bad Guys
belong on the Naughty List.

358
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,229
<i>And so, yeah</i>

359
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,940
<i>The Bad Guys stole Christmas
From ourselves</i>

360
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,568
<i>And Santa deemed us good little elves</i>

361
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,779
<i>Until next year, when we get all not nice</i>

362
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:06,450
<i>Happy Heisting to all
And to all, a good heist</i>



