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Oh, is it bedtime already?

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Well, come along Mr. Tibbs.

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♪ Time for little
bears to go to bed ♪

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♪ Time for them to do...

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Don't be scared, Mr. Tibbs.

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Silly old thunderstorm.

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♪ Up the wooden
hill to Bedfordshire ♪

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Oh!

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Probably a mouse,
a large mouse.

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A badger, perhaps.

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Must have left
the back door open.

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Oh, what?

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Lord Monroe,

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how about
a bedtime nursery rhyme?

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This little
piggy went to market.

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This little
piggy stayed at home.

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This little piggy went...

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Yes, that's it.

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- Squeal all the way home!
-  Oh, no, no, no!

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I'm coming for
you my little piggy!

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Oh, my coccyx!

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Come on, Monroe!

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Light on your feet.

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Makes like pistons.

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Almost there. Mr. Tibbs.

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Mr. Tibbs?

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No!

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Mr. Tibbs!

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I'm coming old friend!

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I'll not leave a bear behind!

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Mr. Tibbs?

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Oh, Mr. Tibbs,
what's gotten into you?

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- Leave this house.
-  Oh my word!

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♪ Time for little
bears to go to bed ♪

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Unhand my teddy you fiend!

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- You can't run from me!
- Almost there!

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Oh my word!

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Here I come!

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This handle is defective!

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Behind you!

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Daddy will
protect you, Mr. Tibbs!

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The window!

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Remember
your years in the gymnasium!

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I love you, be a good bear!

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Are we there
yet?

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No.

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Are we there yet?

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No.

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When do we get to
England?

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We are in England dodo.

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Do they have
bathrooms in England?

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Yes, boys.

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-  'Cause I gotta go!
-  We are here!

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Yay, England!

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Hello governor, tea time.

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Oh Hiram, look at these

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darling gates, they're so
wonderfully gothic.

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Canter-bile?

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No, Kent, Canter-ville.

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It is a real humdinger,

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and at a bargain price, too.

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And all because
people say it's haunted.

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Oo, creepy forest!

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There's no need to be scared

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of this
so-called ghost, Virginia.

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Fear of the unknown and
unexplained is merely ignorance.

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I'm not scared.

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Just think, our very
own English manor house.

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I bet you could
fit 50 ghosts in there.

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Boys, did you not
hear what I just said?

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Not really.

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We usually just listen to mom.

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I bet I see
the ghost first, Louis.

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Unless your ugly face
scares him away first, Kent.

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Wow, this place is old.

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Super old!
Older than Dad!

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Hideous!

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She's got donuts on
her head.

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Boys!

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Mrs. Umney, I presume?

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Hiram Otis, at your service.

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Welcome to Canterville Chase.

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This way.

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Oh, my.

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Where's the ghost?

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I wanna be haunted first.
-  Oh!

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No fair,
I wanna be haunted first.

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-  Have you seen the ghost?
-  Are you the ghost?

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Or maybe a zombie?

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Do you want to eat my eyeballs?

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You can eat his brains.

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He doesn't use them.

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What charming children.

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Let's go this way.

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Hey, look, a torch!
Oh, Hiram!

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Oh, man, this
fireplace is so big,

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I can crawl inside it!

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Fight me, Kent!

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It's okay, I think
we own that painting now.

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Is a stained glass
window more expensive

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than a regular window?

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Oh, Hiram, it's
just so perfect.

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So grand!

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-  Hm, a little gloomy.
-  Got you!

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But I have
something that will fix that!

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Electricity, Mrs. Umney.

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Power of the future.

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Oh, I wouldn't
know about that, Sir.

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Of course you wouldn't.

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You're just
a little old English lady.

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Ow, hit me again, Kent!

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What's French for in your face?

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Yes, indeed.

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This room will
make the perfect setting

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for our grand banquet.

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The house will be filled with
members of The Royal Society,

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heads of industry,
possibly even a duke or two.

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The perfect way to put
American electricals on the map.

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The Royal Society?

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Dukes?

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Oh, Hiram.

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I sent the invitations
back in Boston.

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Lead on Mrs. Umney.

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Hiram?

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-  Child.

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Golden child.

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-  This way.

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Virginia, keep up.

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I'm coming!

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And this is the library.

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What a splendid
collection, huh pumpkin?

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We had books back home, Pa.

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I know it's hard
leaving everything behind,

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but you'll make new friends.

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This is going to
be a great adventure.

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Come on now, no tears.

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I'm not crying.

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What happened to
the previous owner?

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He's in the asylum now.

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Poor Lord Monroe.

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All he does is scream
and scream day and night.

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-  He goes.

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You see, for the past 300 years,

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each and every owner of this
house has been forced to flee,

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driven mad by the ghost
of Sir Simon de Canterville.

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Cards wallops
and crazy talk. Ha!

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I assure you, we Otis's
are made of sterner stuff

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and no ghost, real or otherwise
is ever gonna scare us.

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Jehoshaphat!

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Whoa!

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Virginia's scared of
the ghost!

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She probably peed in her
pants!

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- Kent laughs]
-  Ow!

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-  The books are haunted.
- Nice shot.

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I hope that wasn't
the first edition.

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Now, come on.

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There's work to be done.

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This is our new home!

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Boys!

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-  It was Kent!
-  It was Louis!

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It was the ghost!

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Well, isn't this
a darling room?

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I hate it.

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Oh.

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Will you be
coming down to dinner?

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Not hungry.

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Virginia, this has to stop.

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This is our home now so,

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so I suggest you get used to it.

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I will not get used to it.

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I hate it here!

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Okay, good talk.

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I wish we'd never come!

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All right, darling.

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I love you.

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Strange.

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How did you get up here?

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"When the barren almond bears."

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Uh huh.

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Hm?

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Uh...

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Oh!

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Okay!

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Not good, not good!

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Ow!

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00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,335
That hurt.

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Good.

190
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That's why I threw it.

191
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Trying to scare
me like that.

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Stop goggling, lad.

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Have ye no manners?

194
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Who's goggling?

195
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And who are you calling lad?

196
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You're a maid?

197
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,045
But you're wearing pantaloons.

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These are riding
breeches, actually.

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Who ever heard
of a girl in trousers?

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Tis against nature.

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So you're the Canterville ghost.

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Indeed.

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Why?

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Does it make
the blood curdle in your veins

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to speak with one who has passed

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beyond this veil of tears,

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and returned to
walk amongst the living?

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Not really.

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Oh.

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I don't
think you're that scary at all.

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Oh, but I am!

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I am enormously scary.

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And I shall drive
you and your cursed family away

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just like all
the others.

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Oh, really?

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I bet you can't scare
my family out of here in,

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shall we say two weeks?

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A mere fortnite?

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Ha!

220
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,580
Don't bother unpacking.

221
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:21,844
You'll be gibbering down
the driveway within the week.

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And what a shame that would be.

223
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How charming to
meet you, Your Grace.

224
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Would you care for
a cucumber sandwich?

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Mm, very good dear.

226
00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:41,690
Hiram, would
you close the curtains?

227
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It's chilly in here.

228
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,345
Yes, dear.

229
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,611
Ben Franklin would've loved
to fly his kite in this storm.

230
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Oh!

231
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,965
Hiram, I said
close the curtains.

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Hm.

233
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These old houses.

234
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:01,971
Inferior fittings.

235
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,930
Yeah, unruly drafts.

236
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,845
Character and history, Hiram.

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00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,759
Hm, shoddy English
workmanship more like.

238
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:08,978
What's that, Hiram?

239
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,675
I love you, dear!

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00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,332
♪ Men make fire, fire is good

241
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:17,682
Oh!

242
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:21,251
My breeches.

243
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,992
Oh, even the fire is defective.

244
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,081
Yeah.

245
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,083
Yeah.

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00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,130
Hm?

247
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,000
Hm.

248
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,443
Shall I tell
you a bedtime story?

249
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Hm?

250
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,405
Well, I'll be.

251
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:48,409
It appears the rumors
of the ghost are true.

252
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,152
Oh!

253
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:53,893
A goblin!

254
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,590
Do you mind, Sir?

255
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,983
This is our bedroom.

256
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,898
Hiram, I'm in my undergarments.

257
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,682
She has a point, Sir.

258
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,858
This is most inappropriate.

259
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,555
I must ask you to leave.

260
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:07,950
Must?

261
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,039
No, this is [coughing] my house.

262
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,606
I'm asking you to leave.

263
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:12,824
One moment, Sir.

264
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,526
May I recommend
Dr. Dobell's Tincture Remedy

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-  for Hoarse Throat.
-  No, you may not.

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00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,746
And while you're at it,

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00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,227
you may want to go to
work on those noisy chains

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with
Tammany's Rising Sun Lubricator.

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00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,537
Otherwise,
nobody's gonna sleep a wink.

270
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,668
What?

271
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,279
There shall be no lubricating.

272
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,062
Oh.

273
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,848
Now, if you wouldn't mind?

274
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,328
Wouldn't mind what?

275
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,504
Well, let me
just say very strongly

276
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,767
that this is my house and I-

277
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,205
Goodnight to you, Sir.

278
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:47,468
Oh!

279
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,992
Finally, a real ghost!

280
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,864
Well, hello, child.

281
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,955
England's so boring.

282
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,608
Will you play with us?

283
00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,219
Why, of course.

284
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:02,004
But let's not get ahead of our-

285
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,875
- Heads up, Louis!
- Wait!

286
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,094
What are you doing?

287
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:06,269
For the touchdown!

288
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,705
Oh no, my head is
spinning!

289
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,405
Just wait!

290
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:14,930
It's gone!

291
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,194
And the crowd goes wild!

292
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,240
Who are these people?

293
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,112
The rudeness!

294
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,160
I will drive them out.

295
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,466
Imitate the action of the tiger,

296
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,686
stiffen the sinews,
summon up the blood.

297
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,645
I will scare them so hard,

298
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:39,389
they will never return to
England's glorious shores again.

299
00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,174
You talk a good fight,

300
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,524
but what if
you're losing your touch?

301
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:44,568
What?

302
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:45,656
How dare you.

303
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,049
What do you know, anyway?

304
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,051
You don't even have a brain.

305
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,531
Neither do you.

306
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,401
Right!

307
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:54,970
It's the bucket for you, Sir!

308
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,059
Oh, very immature.

309
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,843
Put the bucket over the skull.

310
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,062
Hilarious.

311
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,064
Never gets old.

312
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,588
All I'm saying is
you've been haunting

313
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,242
this house for 300 years.

314
00:17:07,242 --> 00:17:10,855
Mayhap your steel
has lost its edge?

315
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:11,682
300 years?

316
00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,556
Has it really been so long?

317
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,955
Hyah!

318
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:46,935
Oh!

319
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:47,892
I hate this place.

320
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:48,937
Hyah!

321
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:51,548
Oh, goodness gracious!

322
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:54,029
What a lovely horsey.

323
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,117
Oh, horsey.

324
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,076
That's got it.

325
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:57,859
No, it hasn't.

326
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:58,903
Ah!

327
00:17:58,903 --> 00:17:59,774
Are you all right?

328
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,341
Never better, thank you.

329
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,777
Lovely day for a ride.

330
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:06,172
Yeah, I suggest
you stop before you get hurt.

331
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,608
Oh, dear.

332
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,177
Excelsior, you idiot, please.

333
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,091
Whoa!

334
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,005
Ah!

335
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,313
Oh, what are you doing?

336
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:20,490
I think you could
do with some help here.

337
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:23,406
What's happening now?

338
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,801
Whoa boy!

339
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:27,628
Oh, boy!

340
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,238
Yes, oh boy indeed.

341
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,328
Thank you.

342
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:35,418
Gosh, that is high.

343
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,946
I must say, that was brilliant.

344
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:42,730
My name's Henry.

345
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,253
Good for you.

346
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,908
Maybe you should
try walking next time.

347
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,910
You are a woeful horseman.

348
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:51,086
Whoopsie daisy!

349
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,305
Oh!

350
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:53,436
She can be
a little temperamental,

351
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,482
but she's
a lovely old thing, really?

352
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:56,787
Aren't you, Excelsior?

353
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,662
Excelsior?

354
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:03,359
Excelsior?

355
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,233
So, you're a duke?

356
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,539
Does that mean I have
to call you your Highness?

357
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,106
Because I'm not about to.

358
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,499
It's Your Grace, actually.

359
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,240
Although I prefer Henry.

360
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,806
So, how are you finding England?

361
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:17,591
I hate it.

362
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:18,853
Ah, right.

363
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,202
What, all of it?

364
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,204
Everything I've seen so far.

365
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,815
Yes, well, I suppose
it can be a bit stuffy.

366
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:25,816
Here we are.

367
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,992
Home sweet home.

368
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,385
Canterville?

369
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,039
Canterville Chase?

370
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,867
Are you okay?

371
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,434
Oh, no.

372
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,696
Yes.

373
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,219
Yes, of course.

374
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,701
It's just that I've never
actually been to Canterville.

375
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,660
My mother would
definitely not approve.

376
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,793
Do you always do
what your mother says?

377
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,142
Heavens no!

378
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,491
I always think it vital
to do the exact opposite

379
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:51,755
of what one's
mother wants, don't you?

380
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,627
Oh, absolutely.

381
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,455
- Vital.
- There, you see?

382
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,935
Something we have
in common.

383
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,721
This is going awfully well.

384
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,723
What's she got
against Canterville anyway?

385
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:05,116
Well, we, the Cheshires
and the Cantervilles

386
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,683
have never really got on.

387
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,076
We used to own
the place, you see,

388
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,731
centuries ago until
the ghost drove us out.

389
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:11,775
Really?

390
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,168
Yes, and
we grand English families,

391
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,604
we do like to bear a grudge.

392
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:15,649
Silly, really.

393
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:19,305
Oh!

394
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,394
What a horrid crow.

395
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,005
- I've seen Mr. Crow before.
-  Good for you.

396
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,529
I've seen these
gates before, too.

397
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,229
Oh, gosh, you're strong.

398
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,406
Wow, it's some kind of garden.

399
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,364
Let's go in.

400
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,279
It seems rather nasty in there.

401
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,281
Perhaps you ought
to fire your gardener.

402
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,978
There's someone in there.

403
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,110
Come on. Oh!

404
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,938
Hold your hands out like this.

405
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:44,721
Why?

406
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:46,375
Ow, ow!

407
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,335
What are you doing?

408
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:52,468
I see, I'm a sort of
ladder.

409
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:54,862
Hello?

410
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:55,993
Hey.

411
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,386
Hello, there!

412
00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,606
You're quite
a reckless sort, aren't you?

413
00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:01,260
I'm gonna climb
down the other side.

414
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,609
Yes, of course you are.

415
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:13,315
Miss Otis, hello.

416
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:14,490
Are you all right?

417
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,710
Yeah, I'm fine.

418
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,885
You can put me down now.

419
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,800
Yes, sorry.

420
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,931
You look awful.

421
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,498
I mean, a bit pale.

422
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,413
Tea, hot sugary tea.

423
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,588
Tea always works.

424
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:28,199
I'll get you some
tea from the house.

425
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:29,157
I'm American.

426
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,854
I don't drink tea!

427
00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:32,029
I'm fine.

428
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,292
Tea always helps.

429
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,032
I'll be right back just as soon

430
00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:37,252
as I find the tea and
the kitchen and some stuff.

431
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:40,211
Oh, you again?

432
00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:41,474
What do you want?

433
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:49,743
What is it?

434
00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:55,662
And I'm talking to a bird
now, which is perfectly normal.

435
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:02,233
Oh, great.

436
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,322
Bye then!

437
00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:08,805
What is that?

438
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:38,400
Virginia?

439
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,314
Virginia!

440
00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:51,370
Are you ready for that tea now?

441
00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,595
You're awfully brave.

442
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,031
You haven't cried once.

443
00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:03,077
Perhaps you're in shock.

444
00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:04,905
Crying doesn't solve anything.

445
00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:08,038
You shouldn't go
swimming in the lake.

446
00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:10,214
Terrible things have
happened in that lake.

447
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:12,173
It was the gardener.

448
00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:13,914
He just showed
up out of nowhere.

449
00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:14,958
Gardener?

450
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:20,137
There's been no gardener
here these 30 years, hence.

451
00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:22,488
Ever since
Mr. Meriweather was found

452
00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:23,967
in the vegetable patch,

453
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:27,536
frozen with fear still
clutching his Brassicas.

454
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,672
It's Sir Simon.

455
00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:34,804
But who is she?

456
00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:35,979
The Lady Eleanor.

457
00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:39,330
Well, well, well.

458
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:41,289
What is it, Mrs. Umney?

459
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,421
I must not say.

460
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,292
Very well.

461
00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,337
On your own head, be it.

462
00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:50,951
They say Sir Simon drowned
his beloved wife in the lake.

463
00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:54,258
That is why he is
cursed to haunt this place.

464
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,825
He drowned her?

465
00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:58,611
But they look so happy.

466
00:23:58,611 --> 00:24:01,309
People say
his spirit can never rest

467
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:04,660
until the prophecy is fulfilled.

468
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,096
Prophecy?

469
00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:08,751
It's said to be written
somewhere in the grounds.

470
00:24:08,751 --> 00:24:11,188
My family have
served here generations,

471
00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:13,495
and though many
have sought the prophecy,

472
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,279
none have found it.

473
00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:16,063
Your tea, Miss.

474
00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:17,368
I told you, I told you!

475
00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:18,413
There he is.

476
00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:19,980
Virginia has a boyfriend.

477
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:22,286
Virginia, what's this I hear?

478
00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:23,505
Swimming in the lake?

479
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:24,680
With a boy!

480
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,334
Wait till Dad hears.

481
00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:28,292
I wasn't swimming, Mother.

482
00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:30,120
I- Allow me to explain.

483
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:32,122
Henry Fritz Humphrey,
Duke of Cheshire.

484
00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:34,124
- He rescued her, Ma'am.
-  Ugh.

485
00:24:34,124 --> 00:24:36,562
He looks like a mannequin
at a department store.

486
00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,346
Virginia, what were you think...

487
00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:39,782
Did you say duke?

488
00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:41,175
Um, yes.

489
00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:42,524
Punish her, Mother.

490
00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,483
Ow, Mother!

491
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,224
How delightful
to meet you, Henry.

492
00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:49,618
Or do I call you Sir?

493
00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:52,012
Or Your Dukeness?

494
00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:53,622
Or, oh, or...

495
00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:57,060
Mrs. Umney,
we must have tea and cake.

496
00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:59,498
-  I want cake!
- No, Mother, we mustn't.

497
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:00,716
Henry was just leaving.

498
00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:01,978
You rescued her?

499
00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,806
How romantic.

500
00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:07,984
Like Sir Lancelot
and Guinevere.

501
00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:10,683
Well, I'm not
sure that's actually...

502
00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:13,599
I should probably toddle off.

503
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,209
But pleasure to meet you all.

504
00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:17,559
Oh, you're leaving so soon.

505
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,083
Well, at least let
me show you out.

506
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,955
Goodbye, Miss Otis.

507
00:25:23,347 --> 00:25:24,261
- Bye.
-  Goodbye.

508
00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:25,480
I can walk from here.

509
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,699
It's only 14 miles.

510
00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:32,966
Lost my edge indeed!

511
00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:34,968
Everyone's a critic.

512
00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:37,361
This time I'll give
them a performance,

513
00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:39,102
they won't forget.

514
00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:41,670
Good for you, that's the spirit.

515
00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:44,238
Wait, what are you doing?

516
00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:47,241
Oh, bravo!

517
00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,460
Yes, yes.

518
00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,506
The eyes have it.

519
00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:55,858
Something wicked
this way comes.

520
00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:03,736
♪ I like studying science

521
00:26:03,736 --> 00:26:06,826
♪ I'm at the top of my class

522
00:26:06,826 --> 00:26:09,089
♪ If you don't like
studying science ♪

523
00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:11,570
♪ You must be
a questionable fellow ♪

524
00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:17,880
You shall be food for the worms!

525
00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:21,449
Oh! Ha ha, that's very good.

526
00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:24,539
One for
the "Boston Scientific Journal."

527
00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,367
Don't move a muscle.

528
00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:27,629
Do you even have muscles?

529
00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:29,588
Say cheese?

530
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,676
Cheese?

531
00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,419
Ow!

532
00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:36,986
I do beg your pardon.

533
00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:38,509
- I didn't mean to scare you.
- What?

534
00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,599
You scare me?

535
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,863
I am Sir Simon de Cant...

536
00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:45,691
Oh, nevermind.

537
00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:47,606
You ruined it now.

538
00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:51,522
I wouldn't
touch that if I were you.

539
00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:52,698
Huh?

540
00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:54,917
I shall touch whatever I please.

541
00:26:57,572 --> 00:27:01,576
Oh!

542
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:10,324
And let that be a listen to you.

543
00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:14,676
I'm going for a lie down now,
in an, angry way.

544
00:27:17,984 --> 00:27:19,289
A murderer?

545
00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:21,248
That can't be true.

546
00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:24,164
Ordering me
about in my own house.

547
00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:25,992
Outrageous!

548
00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:31,562
You are absolutely
the worst ghost in the world.

549
00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:34,000
"Oh, I'm Sir Simon
de Canterville!

550
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,480
I'll scare you out
of here in a week."

551
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,265
Except you can't, can you?

552
00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:40,049
That sounds nothing like me.

553
00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:42,182
God, you're pathetic!

554
00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:43,009
Come back here.

555
00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:44,401
I'm talking to you.

556
00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:47,622
You really are
the most insufferable little...

557
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:50,277
Where did you get that?

558
00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:51,321
The lake.

559
00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:52,192
Give that to me.

560
00:27:52,192 --> 00:27:53,106
Why should I?

561
00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:55,891
That locket belonged to my wife.

562
00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,284
What do you care?

563
00:27:57,284 --> 00:27:58,589
You drowned her.

564
00:27:58,589 --> 00:27:59,721
I...

565
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:02,028
What do you know of anything?

566
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,466
Eleanor.

567
00:28:05,466 --> 00:28:07,729
Are you crying?

568
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,339
No, of course I'm
not.

569
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,125
It sounds like it to me.

570
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,735
So what if I am?

571
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,085
Do you never weep?

572
00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:17,913
No, never.

573
00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:19,698
But then
I didn't murder my wife.

574
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:23,658
I did not murder her!

575
00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:27,706
I know that is what everyone
believes, but it is not true.

576
00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:31,710
I was an actor
back then of some repute.

577
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,277
My beloved Eleanor
would always rehearse

578
00:28:34,277 --> 00:28:35,931
with me in the grounds.

579
00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:38,717
She was my muse.

580
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,502
She never felt
safe on that bridge.

581
00:28:41,502 --> 00:28:44,070
But selfishly,
I convinced her to stay.

582
00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:48,248
Her beauty would
inspire my performance.

583
00:28:48,248 --> 00:28:49,858
My vanity,

584
00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:53,122
my foolishness took her from me.

585
00:28:53,122 --> 00:28:55,995
I got snagged on a rose bush.

586
00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:58,737
I pulled myself free
and dived into save her,

587
00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:02,741
but could not find
her in the dark water.

588
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:07,528
And the guilt has lived
with me some 300 years.

589
00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:12,185
I loved my Eleanor,
so please don't judge me.

590
00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:15,623
I have judged myself enough.

591
00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:23,936
You know what?

592
00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:26,808
I think we could both
do with some cheering up.

593
00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:30,856
See? This is fun.

594
00:29:31,857 --> 00:29:33,032
Slow down!

595
00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:35,208
Slow down, you'll kill us!

596
00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:36,426
You're a ghost!

597
00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:38,254
You're already dead.

598
00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:39,255
Oh!

599
00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:41,649
Yes, yes,
I suppose I am.

600
00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:43,825
Well go faster, go faster!

601
00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:47,960
What powers this contraption,

602
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,179
-  Yeah!
-  invisible horses?

603
00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:51,050
Oh! Hey,

604
00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:52,747
why don't you take the wheel?

605
00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:54,444
Take it? Where?

606
00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:55,054
Oh, huh?

607
00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:57,621
Ah!

608
00:29:59,101 --> 00:30:00,537
Put your arm out!
Trees, trees!

609
00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:02,975
Ya-hoo!

610
00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:05,064
Yes, indeed!

611
00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:06,805
-  Ya-hoo!
-  Woo!

612
00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:09,503
Okay, then
come on.

613
00:30:09,503 --> 00:30:10,939
Let's go tear up the village.

614
00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:12,898
-  The village?
-  Yeah.

615
00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,856
You can petrify
some of the locals.

616
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,337
It'll be good
practice for scaring my family.

617
00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:18,991
Sir Simon?

618
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:21,167
Whoa!

619
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:28,435
What's the matter?

620
00:30:28,435 --> 00:30:32,308
Alas, Virginia, I cannot
pass beyond these gates.

621
00:30:43,232 --> 00:30:44,843
I wish I could be free,

622
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:49,760
but I am cursed to haunt
this place and haunt it, I must.

623
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:54,069
Tomorrow and
tomorrow and tomorrow.

624
00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:57,507
Maybe I could help.

625
00:30:58,595 --> 00:31:01,598
Mrs. Umney said
something about a prophecy.

626
00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:04,210
Oh! No!

627
00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:06,603
You get away from her.

628
00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:07,517
Leave her be!

629
00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:11,870
Sir Simon, that crow.

630
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,001
What's in the walled garden?

631
00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:14,698
Nothing, nothing at all.

632
00:31:14,698 --> 00:31:15,874
Oh, really?

633
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,614
There's nothing
in there I tell you.

634
00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:21,836
And this prophecy,
who is the golden child?

635
00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:24,970
What happens when
the barren almond bears?

636
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,320
Such matters should
not be of concern to you.

637
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,017
What aren't you telling me?

638
00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:30,976
Why won't you let me help you?

639
00:31:31,977 --> 00:31:33,674
I can't.

640
00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,197
I mustn't, please.

641
00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:39,462
Virginia, ask me
anything, but not that.

642
00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:45,381
Some ghost he is.

643
00:31:45,381 --> 00:31:47,818
He said he would have
us out of here in two weeks.

644
00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:53,476
Hm.

645
00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:54,434
What's this?

646
00:31:57,828 --> 00:31:59,961
Turn hell hound.

647
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:02,616
Get for a ducket.

648
00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:04,009
Ah, there you are.

649
00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:05,445
Oh.

650
00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,447
Weren't you even
a little bit scared?

651
00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:08,752
Oh no.

652
00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:10,754
I mean, yes.

653
00:32:10,754 --> 00:32:13,670
You cut quite the fearsome
figure with that blade.

654
00:32:13,670 --> 00:32:14,802
Really?

655
00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:15,716
Do you think so?

656
00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:17,022
Oh, yes.

657
00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:19,720
My knees are
completely knocking.

658
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,940
Excellent.

659
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,158
Rest assured, Virginia,

660
00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:25,378
your family may
be tough nuts to crack,

661
00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:27,162
but crack them, I shall.

662
00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:28,859
- Ha!
- Mm hm.

663
00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:30,818
You're gonna
drive them out with that?

664
00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:33,647
I was quite the swordsman
in my day, you know?

665
00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:35,475
Oh, really?

666
00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:36,998
Why don't you show me?

667
00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:38,217
On guard.

668
00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:39,479
But...

669
00:32:39,479 --> 00:32:40,871
But you're a girl.

670
00:32:40,871 --> 00:32:43,918
A girl who's
about to kick your butt.

671
00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:46,747
Very well, if
trousers, why not swords?

672
00:32:46,747 --> 00:32:48,009
I promise to be gentle.

673
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,969
- Oh, I think I'll keep up.
- Indeed.

674
00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:53,972
That all you got?

675
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,060
Bravo.

676
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:56,800
I made Pa give me lessons.

677
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,454
Oh, very sensible.

678
00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:01,153
You really are the most
remarkable young woman.

679
00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:03,894
Your Henry is a lucky chap.

680
00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:05,766
Oh, don't you start.

681
00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:07,028
He's not my Henry.

682
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:08,116
Oh?

683
00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:09,291
You love him not?

684
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,510
Ha!

685
00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:12,294
I hardly know him.

686
00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:15,341
And anyway, I wanna see
the world, have adventures,

687
00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:17,647
not just be somebody's wife.

688
00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:20,128
Why does everything
have to be about love?

689
00:33:20,128 --> 00:33:24,959
But my dear, love is
the greatest adventure of all.

690
00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:28,223
Love can make
you thrill with excitement

691
00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:31,052
or tremble with fear.

692
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:35,926
Make you a beggar
or a fool, a poet or a king.

693
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:39,104
Love is all you need.

694
00:33:39,104 --> 00:33:40,888
-  Yo-hoo!
- You sound like my mother.

695
00:33:40,888 --> 00:33:42,542
Virginia!

696
00:33:42,542 --> 00:33:44,370
Now you really
sound like my mother.

697
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,240
Virginia?

698
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,981
Oh, there you are.

699
00:33:46,981 --> 00:33:48,243
What are you doing?

700
00:33:48,243 --> 00:33:52,987
I was just-
Virginia, come inside.

701
00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:56,034
We have guests, guests.

702
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,992
Oh, great, how exciting.

703
00:33:57,992 --> 00:33:59,646
Guests, eh?

704
00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:02,040
Then let the revels commence.

705
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,476
Thank you, Mrs. Umney.

706
00:34:03,476 --> 00:34:05,826
Ah, the tea and
cucumber sandwiches,

707
00:34:05,826 --> 00:34:07,132
which is apparently a thing.

708
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,829
I'm not sure why.

709
00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:13,833
Anyway, Reverend Chasuble,
this is my daughter, Virginia.

710
00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:15,531
Pleasure, my dear.

711
00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:18,534
Allow me to introduce my wife.

712
00:34:18,534 --> 00:34:19,840
Hello, there.

713
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,408
It is more incredible
than I could have hoped.

714
00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:23,844
There are unmistakable signs

715
00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:26,237
of spiritual
activity everywhere.

716
00:34:26,237 --> 00:34:27,674
See what I found on the floor?

717
00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:29,284
- Oh!
- Ectoplasm.

718
00:34:29,284 --> 00:34:31,460
- Um-
- No, that's jam.

719
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:32,070
Hm.

720
00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:35,551
It is jam, strawberry jam.

721
00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:39,164
A classic symptom
of spectral manifestation.

722
00:34:41,427 --> 00:34:42,906
Have you seen
it then?

723
00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:43,951
Seen what?

724
00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:45,213
The bonnie ghost?

725
00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:46,954
Has it manifested to you?

726
00:34:46,954 --> 00:34:48,737
I could help
you with it, you know?

727
00:34:48,737 --> 00:34:50,130
My card.

728
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,045
"Phantasmagorical Investigator."

729
00:34:52,045 --> 00:34:54,004
Ghost hunter, dear!

730
00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:56,005
Right. So delightful of you

731
00:34:56,005 --> 00:34:58,052
to call on us, Reverend.

732
00:34:58,052 --> 00:35:00,402
I was beginning to
fear no one would visit.

733
00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:05,190
In truth, it was my
wife who insisted we come.

734
00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:06,495
I'll say!

735
00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:07,931
Oh, for the chance
to test my medal

736
00:35:07,931 --> 00:35:10,020
against the famed
Canterville ghost.

737
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:12,545
I could hunt the phantasm
down for you and chop it.

738
00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:16,549
Algernean, do have
some tea, won't you?

739
00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:17,419
Oh! Ah!

740
00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:18,377
All this silly talk of ghosts.

741
00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:19,508
- It's nonsense.
- Nonsense?

742
00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:22,816
Tell that to
the people he sent raving

743
00:35:22,816 --> 00:35:25,427
to the mad
house or his poor wife.

744
00:35:25,427 --> 00:35:26,907
He murdered her, you know?

745
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:28,256
That's not true.

746
00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:29,605
Yes, it is.

747
00:35:29,605 --> 00:35:31,955
Ghosts are benighted
creatures of pure evil.

748
00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:33,870
He is not evil.

749
00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:35,176
What do
you know about it anyway?

750
00:35:35,176 --> 00:35:36,482
Virginia!

751
00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:38,919
Oh, you must excuse my daughter.

752
00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:40,877
She has a new gentleman admirer.

753
00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:42,749
Mom!

754
00:35:42,749 --> 00:35:43,532
Cake?

755
00:35:43,532 --> 00:35:44,664
Mrs. Umney!

756
00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:46,013
Right away, Ma'am.

757
00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:46,622
Your vicarship?

758
00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,583
Oh!

759
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:52,933
Forgive me
father, for I have sinned.

760
00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,848
And I'm trying to
watch my waistline.

761
00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:57,459
Boo!

762
00:35:57,459 --> 00:35:58,895
Scotch finger anyone?

763
00:35:58,895 --> 00:36:00,941
Oh, no you don't!

764
00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:02,856
A manifestation!

765
00:36:02,856 --> 00:36:04,336
A genuine mani-

766
00:36:04,336 --> 00:36:07,382
Don't you know it's ruled
to talk with your mouthful?

767
00:36:08,775 --> 00:36:12,300
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- And now for you young lady!

768
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:16,696
- How am I doing?
- Really good.

769
00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:17,740
Go!

770
00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:19,046
No, no!

771
00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:21,527
Get away from me
you horrible mistake of a man!

772
00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:23,224
Just off to
the little vicar's room.

773
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:25,400
Leaving so soon?

774
00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:28,795
Impressive.

775
00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,362
Drat! Missed!

776
00:36:30,362 --> 00:36:33,016
Sir Simon, stop this at once.

777
00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,975
Magnificent!

778
00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:36,455
Now don't move.

779
00:36:36,455 --> 00:36:38,370
I want to study
you from top to bottom.

780
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,242
Off she goes.
Oh no, no, no, no!

781
00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:42,635
Telekinesis, how thrilling!

782
00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:45,420
And where
she stops, nobody knows.

783
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:46,813
Oh, little bilious now.

784
00:36:46,813 --> 00:36:48,684
Oh, hello again.

785
00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:49,555
Incoming, Cedric.

786
00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:50,991
I'm approaching from the rear.

787
00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:52,427
Oh, Algernean, oh.

788
00:36:52,427 --> 00:36:53,515
Fret not my love.

789
00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:54,995
I have him
exactly where I want him.

790
00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:56,126
Very good, dear.

791
00:36:56,126 --> 00:36:58,303
- More tea, vicar?
- Oh, oh!

792
00:36:58,303 --> 00:36:59,521
Too hot?

793
00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:02,002
Let me blow on it.

794
00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:03,264
Oh!

795
00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:05,832
Your days are
numbered phantom!

796
00:37:10,097 --> 00:37:10,924
Thank you, thank you.

797
00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:13,361
Thank you very much indeed.

798
00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:14,928
Oh, for me?

799
00:37:14,928 --> 00:37:16,059
So kind.

800
00:37:18,932 --> 00:37:20,238
Hiram!

801
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,500
Yes, dear?

802
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,589
That ghost is a menace.

803
00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:25,982
I've never been so embarrassed.

804
00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:28,289
How can we possibly
host a grand banquet

805
00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:30,509
with all of his shenanigans?

806
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:33,251
This is not funny, Virginia.

807
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,774
Sorry, Mother.

808
00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:35,731
You're right.

809
00:37:35,731 --> 00:37:37,864
This ghost is dreadful.

810
00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:39,648
Perhaps we should just go home.

811
00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:41,433
This is our home, pumpkin.

812
00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:42,564
No, it's not.

813
00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:44,610
By Joseph, it is young lady.

814
00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:47,830
We are not leaving,
ghost or no ghost.

815
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:51,312
Hiram G. Otis and
his family are here to stay.

816
00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:53,706
And we are having our banquet.

817
00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:55,490
Well, I'm not coming.

818
00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:58,058
You will do as you are told.

819
00:37:58,058 --> 00:38:02,367
But my darling, your young
Henry will be there.

820
00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,194
He is not my young Henry.

821
00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:05,805
He's just a...

822
00:38:06,936 --> 00:38:08,242
You two are
giving me a headache!

823
00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:10,549
- Oh, may I suggest, Doctor-
- No, you may not.

824
00:38:11,724 --> 00:38:14,422
What on earth is
the matter with pumpkin?

825
00:38:14,422 --> 00:38:15,641
Oh, Hiram.

826
00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:18,339
She's not
your little pumpkin anymore.

827
00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:19,340
She's growing up.

828
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,341
Hm.

829
00:38:20,341 --> 00:38:22,038
Too fast.

830
00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:24,171
Hm, where does the time go?

831
00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:30,177
Yes, you've still got it,
Canterville, you old dog.

832
00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:34,399
Hm, what's that, Ciro?

833
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:35,922
Wanna make something of it?

834
00:38:37,097 --> 00:38:39,099
So the wind
reaped the whirlwind.

835
00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:46,933
It is I,
Lord Pumpkin of the Underworld!

836
00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,326
No!

837
00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,980
You are guilty of
being a phantom failure!

838
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,634
- Have mery!
- And for that you must pay!

839
00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:53,505
Got ya!

840
00:38:54,288 --> 00:38:55,681
Pay!

841
00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:58,336
-$20.
- No.

842
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,207
Best prank ever!

843
00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:02,383
What kind of
ghost is scared of ghosts?

844
00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:04,342
Oh!

845
00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:07,780
I really hate those boys.

846
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,354
Oh, there you are.

847
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:17,703
Okay, I've been thinking,

848
00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:19,313
and there must be some other way

849
00:39:19,313 --> 00:39:21,315
we can scare my
parents out of here.

850
00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:23,361
Maybe what we do is...

851
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,187
Oh!

852
00:39:24,187 --> 00:39:26,451
What's the point?

853
00:39:26,451 --> 00:39:27,539
What's the matter with you?

854
00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:30,019
The world has changed.

855
00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:33,414
There was a time when
I made people's blood run cold,

856
00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:35,198
but no longer it seems.

857
00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:36,591
What are you talking about?

858
00:39:36,591 --> 00:39:38,071
You scared the vicar.

859
00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:39,855
Vicars!

860
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:42,728
Everything scares
vicars, but your family!

861
00:39:42,728 --> 00:39:44,643
Are all Americans like this?

862
00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:46,906
Wait, we can't just give up.

863
00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:50,475
I'm afraid
I failed you, Virginia.

864
00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:53,086
I'm a ghost
who cannot haunt people.

865
00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:58,004
I may as well be
a dog that cannot bark.

866
00:39:58,004 --> 00:40:00,920
When the barren
almond bears.

867
00:40:14,063 --> 00:40:15,674
Pungent.

868
00:40:15,674 --> 00:40:19,417
Sorry, I still
don't quite understand.

869
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,507
Why are we shoveling
manure onto a dead tree?

870
00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:25,292
I'm trying to help Sir Simon.

871
00:40:25,292 --> 00:40:26,946
He seemed so sad.

872
00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:28,730
Oh.

873
00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:31,603
And this manure
will make him happy?

874
00:40:32,691 --> 00:40:35,563
Look, I keep hearing this voice.

875
00:40:35,563 --> 00:40:37,870
You're hearing voices.

876
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:38,784
Yeah, right.

877
00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:41,743
"When the barren almond bears."

878
00:40:41,743 --> 00:40:43,397
Well, this is an almond tree.

879
00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:44,442
It's barren.

880
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:45,791
Nothing's growing on it,

881
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:48,097
so maybe we have to
make something grow on it.

882
00:40:48,097 --> 00:40:49,621
An almond,
presumably.

883
00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:51,840
Yes.

884
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,146
And then what will happen?

885
00:40:53,146 --> 00:40:54,495
I don't know!

886
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,889
Maybe it's something
to do with this prophecy.

887
00:40:56,889 --> 00:40:58,368
What prophecy?

888
00:40:58,368 --> 00:41:00,153
It's all in here.

889
00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:02,547
There's a picture of
the walled garden in this book,

890
00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:05,593
only it keeps changing.

891
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:07,682
First it was just
the locked gates.

892
00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:11,381
Then this girl
appeared and now look!

893
00:41:11,381 --> 00:41:12,252
The gates are opened.

894
00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:13,383
See?

895
00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:15,385
Hm, it looks a bit like you.

896
00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:18,127
Oh, Hiram!

897
00:41:18,127 --> 00:41:21,174
Look at the two love birds.

898
00:41:21,174 --> 00:41:23,524
- Hm.
- Oh, "Hm," nothing.

899
00:41:23,524 --> 00:41:25,744
Who would've believed it?

900
00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:27,963
It's like a fairytale.

901
00:41:27,963 --> 00:41:31,358
Our Virginia and
the Duke of Cheshire.

902
00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:32,881
Duke of Cheshire?

903
00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:36,711
Duke of Cheshire?

904
00:41:38,931 --> 00:41:41,977
I think the book
wants me to go in there.

905
00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:44,240
It has to be
connected with the prophecy.

906
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,808
Yes, perhaps.

907
00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:48,331
You don't believe me.

908
00:41:48,331 --> 00:41:52,553
It's just ghosts and
prophecies, it does seem a bit-

909
00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:53,380
Crazy.

910
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:55,121
You think I'm crazy?

911
00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:56,165
Crazy?

912
00:41:56,165 --> 00:41:57,340
No, not at all.

913
00:41:57,340 --> 00:42:00,909
I just think
you're a bit different.

914
00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:02,607
Oh, different?

915
00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:07,133
No, what I meant
to say was, Virginia,

916
00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:09,701
I think you are absolutely-

917
00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:11,485
- Cheshire!
- Oh, Sir Simon?

918
00:42:11,485 --> 00:42:13,531
Be gone vile blaggard!

919
00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:17,099
Sir Simon, no!

920
00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:18,187
Be gone, I say!

921
00:42:18,187 --> 00:42:19,537
Sir Simon, stop it!

922
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,670
Darken this
hallowed place no more!

923
00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:24,193
What are you doing?

924
00:42:24,193 --> 00:42:26,413
Quiet Virginia, this is
between me and him.

925
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:27,762
What's got into you?

926
00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:29,242
Henry, just go.

927
00:42:29,242 --> 00:42:31,026
No, I'm not leaving
you alone with whatever he is.

928
00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:32,201
Now, now, you see here,

929
00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:34,247
I'm quite scared
and I don't have a sword,

930
00:42:34,247 --> 00:42:36,510
- but nevertheless-
- It's all right, Henry.

931
00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:37,250
- Go!
- Yes!

932
00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:38,033
You'd better go.

933
00:42:38,033 --> 00:42:38,904
Run!

934
00:42:40,296 --> 00:42:41,602
Are you sure?

935
00:42:41,602 --> 00:42:43,517
Yes, I can handle this.

936
00:42:43,517 --> 00:42:46,215
A curse on all Cheshires.

937
00:42:46,215 --> 00:42:47,695
You don't even know him.

938
00:42:47,695 --> 00:42:49,610
I know his blood.

939
00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:51,612
They are all the same.

940
00:42:51,612 --> 00:42:53,005
What has got into you?

941
00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:56,791
I will not suffer
a Cheshire to walk on my land.

942
00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:59,098
He was lucky to
escape with his life.

943
00:42:59,098 --> 00:43:00,752
His life?

944
00:43:00,752 --> 00:43:05,626
If you dare set foot
here again, you will pay!

945
00:43:08,455 --> 00:43:10,370
A lucky escape, my dear.

946
00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:11,850
Those Cheshires.

947
00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:13,808
I thought we were friends.

948
00:43:13,808 --> 00:43:15,505
We are friends.

949
00:43:15,505 --> 00:43:16,811
No, no.

950
00:43:16,811 --> 00:43:18,552
You leave me alone.

951
00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:21,468
Virginia?

952
00:43:21,468 --> 00:43:22,774
Don't talk to me.

953
00:43:22,774 --> 00:43:23,644
Pumpkin?

954
00:43:24,863 --> 00:43:26,429
Huh?

955
00:43:28,127 --> 00:43:29,519
Hm.

956
00:43:29,519 --> 00:43:32,000
Sir Simon, we need to talk.

957
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,828
Tonight is our grand banquet.

958
00:43:33,828 --> 00:43:35,874
There will be
people, laughter, merriment,

959
00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:38,137
and you will not disturb it.

960
00:43:38,137 --> 00:43:40,313
There will be no
haunting, no moaning,

961
00:43:40,313 --> 00:43:41,706
no clanking of chains.

962
00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:42,663
Is that understood?

963
00:43:42,663 --> 00:43:44,839
I shall do as I please.

964
00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:46,841
You shall do as you are told.

965
00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:48,626
This is my house.

966
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:49,409
No, Sir.

967
00:43:49,409 --> 00:43:50,628
This is my house.

968
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:51,672
How dare you!

969
00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:53,848
You jumped up little Colonial!

970
00:43:53,848 --> 00:43:57,417
Your tom foolery
will not work on me, Sir.

971
00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:58,984
I am a modern man.

972
00:43:58,984 --> 00:44:00,812
This is a modern world.

973
00:44:01,421 --> 00:44:03,031
World of science,

974
00:44:03,031 --> 00:44:04,946
powers you cannot
even begin to comprehend.

975
00:44:04,946 --> 00:44:05,817
Woo!

976
00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:10,778
World gears and
levers, electricity and pistons.

977
00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:11,910
There is no place for you

978
00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:13,389
- in this world, Sir.
- What's that?

979
00:44:13,389 --> 00:44:15,391
You are obsolete.

980
00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:17,567
A relic, a dinosaur.

981
00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:22,181
If you were any
kind of decent fellow,

982
00:44:22,181 --> 00:44:23,573
you would leave this place.

983
00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:25,837
But I can't.

984
00:44:34,193 --> 00:44:37,413
-  The Reverend
Chasuble and his wife.

985
00:44:38,153 --> 00:44:39,328
Who is called Algernean.

986
00:44:39,328 --> 00:44:41,374
Who is called Algernean.

987
00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:44,594
Professor Victor Bosocoff,

988
00:44:46,074 --> 00:44:50,035
and his wife, Mrs. Bosocoff.

989
00:44:50,035 --> 00:44:51,601
My, my, my.

990
00:44:56,084 --> 00:44:58,521
And I told him,

991
00:44:58,521 --> 00:45:01,263
"No, you need to
reverse the polarity."

992
00:45:03,613 --> 00:45:04,876
I don't understand.

993
00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:06,051
It's his accent.

994
00:45:06,051 --> 00:45:06,965
Darling?

995
00:45:06,965 --> 00:45:09,184
If you gentlemen will excuse me.

996
00:45:09,184 --> 00:45:11,839
It's going wonderfully, Hiram.

997
00:45:11,839 --> 00:45:14,842
We'll be the talk of society,

998
00:45:14,842 --> 00:45:16,670
and no sign of the ghost yet.

999
00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:20,108
I do hope he won't spoil it.

1000
00:45:20,108 --> 00:45:22,154
I don't think we'll
be seeing him again.

1001
00:45:23,155 --> 00:45:24,896
It's all taken care of.

1002
00:45:26,114 --> 00:45:29,378
Apparently he has
an enormous inheritance,

1003
00:45:29,378 --> 00:45:31,816
and his acreage
is a wonder to behold.

1004
00:45:31,816 --> 00:45:33,905
Oh!

1005
00:45:33,905 --> 00:45:36,908
Don't know why
I have to wear this darn thing.

1006
00:45:36,908 --> 00:45:39,693
Well, I think you look lovely.

1007
00:45:39,693 --> 00:45:41,651
Henry, you're here.

1008
00:45:41,651 --> 00:45:44,785
I mean, I didn't
think you'd come after-

1009
00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:46,439
Wouldn't have
missed it for the world.

1010
00:45:46,439 --> 00:45:49,224
No ghost could keep me away.

1011
00:45:49,224 --> 00:45:50,617
He's not here, is he?

1012
00:45:50,617 --> 00:45:52,401
No.

1013
00:45:52,401 --> 00:45:54,447
What are
you doing hiding away in here?

1014
00:45:54,447 --> 00:45:56,710
I can't go out there.

1015
00:45:56,710 --> 00:46:00,758
Pa says I have to, but
ugh, all those lords and ladies.

1016
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,020
What do I say to them?

1017
00:46:02,020 --> 00:46:03,804
What do I do?

1018
00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:05,371
Can't we just stay here?

1019
00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:08,113
Now, now, best foot forward.

1020
00:46:08,113 --> 00:46:09,505
Take my arm.

1021
00:46:09,505 --> 00:46:11,681
You saved me
from that mad ghost,

1022
00:46:11,681 --> 00:46:14,815
now I'll save you from
something even scarier,

1023
00:46:15,163 --> 00:46:17,383
English high society.

1024
00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:31,136
Miss Virginia Otis,

1025
00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:37,751
and His Grace,
Henry, the Duke of Cheshire.

1026
00:46:38,273 --> 00:46:39,709
What?

1027
00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:45,498
How dare he show
his weasley face here again!

1028
00:46:49,502 --> 00:46:50,633
Keep up, Marjorie.

1029
00:46:50,633 --> 00:46:52,244
This is a big gig for us.

1030
00:46:52,244 --> 00:46:54,289
You've nothing to
fear from these people.

1031
00:46:54,289 --> 00:46:55,813
They're mostly harmless.

1032
00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:59,947
Lady Grey lost all
her teeth in a riding accident.

1033
00:46:59,947 --> 00:47:00,861
Mm.

1034
00:47:02,123 --> 00:47:04,169
Colonel Merriman,
completely mad.

1035
00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:05,953
He once challenged
a pig to a dual,

1036
00:47:05,953 --> 00:47:07,607
said it looked at him funny.

1037
00:47:07,607 --> 00:47:08,651
The pig won.

1038
00:47:08,651 --> 00:47:09,565
Sir.

1039
00:47:09,565 --> 00:47:11,437
This one thinks he's a mermaid.

1040
00:47:11,437 --> 00:47:13,439
She lost her leg in a card game,

1041
00:47:13,439 --> 00:47:16,964
and he invented a tiny
gun for shooting wasps.

1042
00:47:16,964 --> 00:47:20,533
Oh!

1043
00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:21,882
Excuse me?

1044
00:47:21,882 --> 00:47:23,710
Half past seven, I think.

1045
00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:24,798
Oh, look, brandy.

1046
00:47:24,798 --> 00:47:26,365
Ah.

1047
00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:27,714
Come with us, my dear.

1048
00:47:27,714 --> 00:47:30,064
You must tell us
all about yourself.

1049
00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:31,892
You look sturdy.

1050
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:33,111
Good hips.

1051
00:47:33,111 --> 00:47:34,242
I'm sorry?

1052
00:47:34,242 --> 00:47:35,548
Maybe later.

1053
00:47:35,548 --> 00:47:37,332
Ladies.

1054
00:47:37,332 --> 00:47:40,683
That was code for we want you to
marry our brother, Dorian.

1055
00:47:40,683 --> 00:47:41,467
Oh, thank you.

1056
00:47:41,467 --> 00:47:42,729
Nice save.

1057
00:47:42,729 --> 00:47:45,210
No problem. Oh, um.

1058
00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:47,473
Work from the outside in.

1059
00:47:47,473 --> 00:47:49,867
Soup, fish, meat.

1060
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:50,911
Or just use your fingers.

1061
00:47:50,911 --> 00:47:52,826
It's your house after all.

1062
00:47:52,826 --> 00:47:53,871
See?

1063
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,307
Nothing to worry about.

1064
00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:56,917
Thanks for your help.

1065
00:47:56,917 --> 00:47:58,136
Anytime.

1066
00:47:58,136 --> 00:47:59,180
Anytime at all.

1067
00:48:00,616 --> 00:48:04,229
You see, Virginia,
I think you truly are-

1068
00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:06,231
Oh, what?

1069
00:48:06,231 --> 00:48:08,711
Excuse me folks,
welcome to Canterville.

1070
00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:12,672
We are thrilled to have
you at our grand banquet.

1071
00:48:12,672 --> 00:48:14,326
Now, I know Canterville Chase

1072
00:48:14,326 --> 00:48:16,328
has had a somewhat blood curdling

1073
00:48:16,328 --> 00:48:18,721
reputation down the years,

1074
00:48:18,721 --> 00:48:20,680
but that is all in the past.

1075
00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:23,161
Ladies and gentlemen,

1076
00:48:23,161 --> 00:48:25,511
if you would please
extinguish your candles.

1077
00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:35,913
Now, allow me to introduce

1078
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:39,003
the new wonder
of the modern world.

1079
00:48:50,275 --> 00:48:52,973
Oh, it's like magic.

1080
00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:54,670
It's science, Cedric.

1081
00:48:54,670 --> 00:48:57,151
Mr. Otis is a man
after my own heart.

1082
00:48:57,151 --> 00:48:59,197
- Oh.
- Well done, dear.

1083
00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:00,372
You did it.

1084
00:49:00,372 --> 00:49:02,287
No, we did it.

1085
00:49:03,897 --> 00:49:07,727
It's
beautiful, isn't it?

1086
00:49:07,727 --> 00:49:08,336
Indeed.

1087
00:49:13,298 --> 00:49:14,647
To progress!

1088
00:49:14,647 --> 00:49:16,605
To progress.

1089
00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:25,527
Don't worry everyone,
I'm sure it's just a fuse.

1090
00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:26,311
A fuse?

1091
00:49:26,311 --> 00:49:27,442
Is that a bomb?

1092
00:49:31,011 --> 00:49:32,970
Hiram, what's that noise?

1093
00:49:34,232 --> 00:49:35,146
What the?

1094
00:49:40,499 --> 00:49:41,935
Behold!

1095
00:49:41,935 --> 00:49:44,024
I am the ghost of Canterville!

1096
00:49:44,024 --> 00:49:46,809
And this dinner is doomed!

1097
00:49:47,593 --> 00:49:49,029
Doomed!

1098
00:49:49,029 --> 00:49:52,728
Ladies and gentlemen,
please remain calm.

1099
00:49:52,728 --> 00:49:54,600
Rest assured,
this is an unfortunate

1100
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,907
yet harmless prank
from my incorrigible boys.

1101
00:49:57,907 --> 00:49:59,039
Again, Kent, again.

1102
00:49:59,039 --> 00:50:00,345
Again!

1103
00:50:01,172 --> 00:50:02,042
Oh, oh!

1104
00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:04,653
Huh?

1105
00:50:06,177 --> 00:50:07,700
Nice touch.

1106
00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:09,049
It wasn't me.

1107
00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:11,573
Then who was it?

1108
00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:12,835
Ow!

1109
00:50:12,835 --> 00:50:14,011
Mayday, mayday.

1110
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,273
The pumpkin's gone rogue!

1111
00:50:16,187 --> 00:50:17,927
Hiram! Boys!

1112
00:50:17,927 --> 00:50:19,581
Stop this immediately.

1113
00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:20,930
It's not us!

1114
00:50:24,195 --> 00:50:26,153
Guess who's coming to dinner?

1115
00:50:31,767 --> 00:50:33,160
Sir Simon!

1116
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:37,730
Cry havoc and let
slip the dogs of war!

1117
00:50:41,473 --> 00:50:42,343
Oh.

1118
00:50:42,343 --> 00:50:43,910
Keep up, Marjorie!

1119
00:50:43,910 --> 00:50:45,999
Do you do requests?

1120
00:50:48,088 --> 00:50:49,829
Play on, I say.

1121
00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:50,917
Play on.

1122
00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:54,834
Quick, quick,
come along, come along.

1123
00:50:54,834 --> 00:50:56,923
Unhand me, Cecil.

1124
00:50:56,923 --> 00:50:58,142
The beast is mine.

1125
00:50:58,142 --> 00:50:59,491
Algernean!

1126
00:51:07,977 --> 00:51:10,110
We meet again, old adversary,

1127
00:51:10,110 --> 00:51:12,504
but this time it's
I who shall--

1128
00:51:17,683 --> 00:51:19,119
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

1129
00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:20,207
Do speak up.

1130
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:22,644
Right this way!

1131
00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:23,906
Nevermind,
let's get out of here.

1132
00:51:23,906 --> 00:51:26,344
You Americans enter my house

1133
00:51:26,344 --> 00:51:29,173
with your modern ways and dare

1134
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:32,437
to tell me what
I may or may not do?

1135
00:51:33,612 --> 00:51:35,570
Now you see here, Sir-

1136
00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,485
Dinosaur am I?

1137
00:51:38,660 --> 00:51:40,314
Obsolete?

1138
00:51:40,314 --> 00:51:42,447
If it's electricity you want,

1139
00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:44,710
how about this?

1140
00:51:49,758 --> 00:51:51,108
Hiram!

1141
00:51:57,853 --> 00:52:01,074
And as for you Cheshire!

1142
00:52:01,596 --> 00:52:03,032
Sir Simon, stop it!

1143
00:52:03,032 --> 00:52:06,210
Is it me, or is
it getting hot in here?

1144
00:52:10,301 --> 00:52:12,912
Mrs. Umney, do something.

1145
00:52:12,912 --> 00:52:16,045
Yes, Ma'am.

1146
00:52:17,525 --> 00:52:23,183
A toast to
progress, to Canterville.

1147
00:52:23,183 --> 00:52:24,663
A modern, happy home.

1148
00:52:25,968 --> 00:52:27,622
Ha!

1149
00:52:27,622 --> 00:52:30,190
Don't mind if I do.

1150
00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:31,278
Not for me.

1151
00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:35,152
I want to watch it all burn.

1152
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,508
Out of my way, boys.

1153
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:47,164
Boys, over here!

1154
00:52:48,556 --> 00:52:49,601
Jump!

1155
00:52:51,603 --> 00:52:52,952
I'm scared, Louis.

1156
00:52:52,952 --> 00:52:53,953
Me too, Kent.

1157
00:52:53,953 --> 00:52:56,347
Come on boys, you can do it.

1158
00:52:56,347 --> 00:53:00,220
Oh, Geronimo!

1159
00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:01,221
Come on, everybody, this way.

1160
00:53:04,616 --> 00:53:06,095
Come on, let's get out of here.

1161
00:53:06,095 --> 00:53:07,184
Go.

1162
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,185
I will be right behind you.

1163
00:53:13,668 --> 00:53:14,626
We'd better not
get blamed for this one.

1164
00:53:14,626 --> 00:53:15,714
It's not our fault.

1165
00:53:19,848 --> 00:53:24,375
Now that's what I call
a haunting.

1166
00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:32,992
Bring the horses around quickly!

1167
00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:37,518
Hey, Ma.

1168
00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:38,345
Oh, Hiram.

1169
00:53:39,694 --> 00:53:42,131
Thank
goodness you're all safe.

1170
00:53:42,131 --> 00:53:43,350
Are you okay?

1171
00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:44,438
Where's Henry?

1172
00:53:46,266 --> 00:53:47,093
Henry?

1173
00:53:47,093 --> 00:53:48,529
That- Was-

1174
00:53:48,529 --> 00:53:50,183
Incredible!

1175
00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:51,184
When's dessert?

1176
00:53:51,184 --> 00:53:53,099
Oh my goodness, boys.

1177
00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:54,666
Henry!

1178
00:53:58,670 --> 00:53:59,584
Henry!

1179
00:53:59,584 --> 00:54:01,629
Henry, are you okay?

1180
00:54:01,629 --> 00:54:05,677
Virginia, you came
back.

1181
00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:07,548
I think I've put my back out.

1182
00:54:07,548 --> 00:54:08,549
Come on, Henry!

1183
00:54:08,549 --> 00:54:10,464
You can do this, come on!

1184
00:54:10,464 --> 00:54:11,900
Quickly!

1185
00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:13,250
Virginia!

1186
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,774
What are you doing?

1187
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:21,083
Oh, my.

1188
00:54:34,662 --> 00:54:37,752
Come on, Henry, on your feet.

1189
00:54:37,752 --> 00:54:39,580
Thank you, Virginia.

1190
00:55:19,577 --> 00:55:20,752
I'm so sorry.

1191
00:55:25,234 --> 00:55:27,846
Forgive me, Virginia.

1192
00:55:27,846 --> 00:55:31,589
I have of late,
but wherefore I know not,

1193
00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:34,809
lost all my mirth.

1194
00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:43,818
Pumpkin, I was
looking for you everywhere.

1195
00:55:43,818 --> 00:55:45,167
Are you okay?

1196
00:55:45,167 --> 00:55:46,081
It's all my fault.

1197
00:55:46,081 --> 00:55:48,257
Virginia, I shouldn't have come.

1198
00:55:48,257 --> 00:55:51,783
My presence here clearly
drove the ghost into a rage.

1199
00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:53,132
It's not your fault.

1200
00:55:53,132 --> 00:55:55,439
I couldn't bear
the thought of any harm

1201
00:55:55,439 --> 00:55:57,528
coming to you or your family.

1202
00:55:57,528 --> 00:55:59,617
I think it best
that I don't come again.

1203
00:55:59,617 --> 00:56:00,487
What?

1204
00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:02,446
Thank you, Mr. Otis.

1205
00:56:02,446 --> 00:56:04,273
Very impressive lights.

1206
00:56:04,273 --> 00:56:06,101
Goodbye, Virginia.

1207
00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:09,670
Don't worry, pumpkin.

1208
00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:12,760
I am gonna put
an end to this once and for all.

1209
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,458
There's no need to cry.

1210
00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:17,286
I'm not crying!

1211
00:56:19,201 --> 00:56:23,031
A full blown category five
psychoplasmical manifestation!

1212
00:56:23,031 --> 00:56:27,079
Last night you were
lucky to escape with your lives.

1213
00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:28,559
I dread to think
what might've happened

1214
00:56:28,559 --> 00:56:29,864
if I hadn't been there.

1215
00:56:29,864 --> 00:56:32,171
If that ghost
wants a donnybrook,

1216
00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:35,392
Hiram Otis is gonna give
him one right on his snoot.

1217
00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:37,263
Yeah, Pa, you tell him.

1218
00:56:37,263 --> 00:56:39,004
Oh yeah, bust that ghost.

1219
00:56:39,004 --> 00:56:39,787
Bust him.

1220
00:56:39,787 --> 00:56:40,919
I like the sound of that.

1221
00:56:40,919 --> 00:56:43,400
Bust ghosters! Mm, nevermind.

1222
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,837
The readings are very strong.

1223
00:56:45,837 --> 00:56:47,795
The spirit compass,
my own invention,

1224
00:56:47,795 --> 00:56:50,494
is saying there is
definitely a ghost in the house.

1225
00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:54,062
This is an impressive
array of equipment, Ma'am.

1226
00:56:54,062 --> 00:56:55,934
You see, Lucretia, science.

1227
00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:58,458
Science will cook
this old buzzard's goose.

1228
00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:00,373
Hey, look what I found.

1229
00:57:00,373 --> 00:57:01,940
- Put that back at once.
- I wanna shoot it.

1230
00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:03,202
- What's it shoot?
- Slowly.

1231
00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:04,159
Ghost bullets? Carefully.

1232
00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:05,378
It's a ray gun, genius.

1233
00:57:07,772 --> 00:57:09,556
Outstanding!

1234
00:57:09,556 --> 00:57:11,210
It was him.

1235
00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:13,430
What are you gonna do with that?

1236
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:15,823
I am going to give
Johnny ghost both barrels

1237
00:57:15,823 --> 00:57:17,956
and capture
it like a rat in a trap.

1238
00:57:17,956 --> 00:57:18,957
How exactly?

1239
00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:20,175
Simple.

1240
00:57:20,175 --> 00:57:22,264
Once activated,
this device will function

1241
00:57:22,264 --> 00:57:23,744
as a psychic magnet pinning

1242
00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:27,792
and absorbing the spirit
and trapping it in one of these.

1243
00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:28,706
And then what?

1244
00:57:28,706 --> 00:57:31,230
Why, then I study it of course.

1245
00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:34,973
Oh, I have many,
many experiments planned.

1246
00:57:34,973 --> 00:57:38,846
Just think, a real
live specimen to work on.

1247
00:57:38,846 --> 00:57:40,195
Wonderful!

1248
00:57:40,195 --> 00:57:41,109
What?

1249
00:57:41,109 --> 00:57:43,460
We can't do this to Sir Simon.

1250
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:46,332
Yeah, he's our ghost.

1251
00:57:46,332 --> 00:57:49,378
We're the ones who should
be experimenting on him.

1252
00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:52,643
I'm a reasonable man, but
he tried to blow up our family.

1253
00:57:52,643 --> 00:57:55,167
And I don't take
too kindly to that.

1254
00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:56,516
Right then, pop this on.

1255
00:57:57,299 --> 00:57:58,649
Plug that in.

1256
00:57:58,649 --> 00:57:59,780
Snappety, snap.

1257
00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:01,303
Eyes of a hunter.

1258
00:58:02,348 --> 00:58:03,610
That is one strange lady.

1259
00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:04,524
I kinda like it.

1260
00:58:04,524 --> 00:58:05,873
- Me too.
- Hiram!

1261
00:58:05,873 --> 00:58:06,918
Sorry, dear.

1262
00:58:06,918 --> 00:58:08,441
Tallyho!

1263
00:58:08,441 --> 00:58:11,705
So, how many ghosts
have you actually caught?

1264
00:58:11,705 --> 00:58:14,534
Technically, this will
be my first, but fear not.

1265
00:58:14,534 --> 00:58:16,884
I know exactly what I'm doing.

1266
00:58:18,712 --> 00:58:20,105
This way!

1267
00:58:20,105 --> 00:58:21,628
The game's afoot.

1268
00:58:21,628 --> 00:58:23,848
The spirit compass never lies.

1269
00:58:25,850 --> 00:58:26,981
On we go!

1270
00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:29,549
That's a cupboard.

1271
00:58:30,811 --> 00:58:31,638
This way.

1272
00:58:33,031 --> 00:58:34,249
No, no.

1273
00:58:36,469 --> 00:58:38,079
This way.

1274
00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:39,167
Does she know what she's doing?

1275
00:58:39,167 --> 00:58:40,517
Kent, Louis,

1276
00:58:41,692 --> 00:58:44,346
much as it pains me to
say this, I need your help.

1277
00:58:46,435 --> 00:58:47,524
Just give me a moment.

1278
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,264
Um, which way?

1279
00:58:49,264 --> 00:58:50,091
Which way?

1280
00:58:50,091 --> 00:58:51,049
This way.

1281
00:58:51,049 --> 00:58:51,876
I can smell it.

1282
00:58:51,876 --> 00:58:52,920
I say, come back with that.

1283
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,748
Hey, weird lady,

1284
00:58:54,748 --> 00:58:56,576
the readings are
very strong down here.

1285
00:58:56,576 --> 00:58:57,359
Really?

1286
00:58:57,359 --> 00:58:58,404
Wait for me.

1287
00:58:58,404 --> 00:58:59,013
Phantom ahoy!

1288
00:59:00,754 --> 00:59:03,540
Sir Simon?

1289
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:04,410
Where could he be?

1290
00:59:04,410 --> 00:59:06,020
In here, everyone.

1291
00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,065
He's in the kitchen.

1292
00:59:08,153 --> 00:59:09,458
Ah ha!

1293
00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:11,939
Oh!

1294
00:59:11,939 --> 00:59:13,550
That's our housekeeper.

1295
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:16,117
Well, she shouldn't
sneak up on me like that.

1296
00:59:16,117 --> 00:59:17,075
He's on the move.

1297
00:59:17,075 --> 00:59:18,076
Come on!

1298
00:59:18,076 --> 00:59:20,295
This way!

1299
00:59:20,295 --> 00:59:22,820
Mrs. Umney, are you all right?

1300
00:59:22,820 --> 00:59:24,996
Perfectly fine,
thank you, Ma'am.

1301
00:59:26,693 --> 00:59:30,305
Sir Simon, where are you?

1302
00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:31,742
- Over here.
- Oh.

1303
00:59:31,742 --> 00:59:33,482
- You just missed him.
- Oh!

1304
00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:35,397
- No, no, he's over here.
- Oh.

1305
00:59:35,397 --> 00:59:38,313
The blighter's slippery like
a greased pig on market day.

1306
00:59:40,141 --> 00:59:42,709
Sir Simon, are you in there?

1307
00:59:42,709 --> 00:59:43,623
Open up.

1308
00:59:43,623 --> 00:59:45,059
You're in danger.

1309
00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:47,409
The wind and the rain,

1310
00:59:47,409 --> 00:59:50,456
a foolish thing was but a toy.

1311
00:59:50,456 --> 00:59:52,153
Sir Simon?

1312
00:59:52,153 --> 00:59:53,502
For the rain,

1313
00:59:53,502 --> 00:59:55,592
-  it rains everyday.
- Sir Simon!

1314
00:59:58,377 --> 00:59:59,596
Ghosts in there!

1315
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:00,640
Ah ha!

1316
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:01,423
Stand aside, please.

1317
01:00:01,423 --> 01:00:02,424
Boys, stay here.

1318
01:00:03,295 --> 01:00:04,339
- Okay, Pa.
- No problem!

1319
01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:12,173
Uh, boys?

1320
01:00:12,173 --> 01:00:13,218
Hi, Pa.

1321
01:00:13,218 --> 01:00:14,393
Please hand me that chair.

1322
01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:17,657
It was him!

1323
01:00:19,267 --> 01:00:21,574
A great while
ago the world begun.

1324
01:00:21,574 --> 01:00:23,837
With hey, ho, hey, ho,

1325
01:00:23,837 --> 01:00:25,360
the wind blew
the rain.

1326
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:26,797
What?

1327
01:00:26,797 --> 01:00:31,628
But that's all
one, our play is done.

1328
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,151
Sir Simon!

1329
01:00:33,151 --> 01:00:36,110
As we strive to
please you everyday.

1330
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:41,768
Virginia?

1331
01:00:41,768 --> 01:00:43,509
That awful woman's here again.

1332
01:00:43,509 --> 01:00:45,816
She wants to trap
you, do experiments.

1333
01:00:45,816 --> 01:00:47,644
- You have to run.
- Run?

1334
01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:49,471
Where?

1335
01:00:49,471 --> 01:00:51,473
I'm so very tired, Virginia.

1336
01:00:51,473 --> 01:00:54,738
I haven't slept in 300 years.

1337
01:00:54,738 --> 01:00:56,827
I miss sleep.

1338
01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:58,176
Right, onwards!

1339
01:00:58,176 --> 01:01:00,482
I have a sulfuric
odor in my nostrils.

1340
01:01:00,482 --> 01:01:02,876
Uh, that was me.

1341
01:01:02,876 --> 01:01:04,661
I miss my Eleanor.

1342
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,575
She was
a Cheshire too, you know?

1343
01:01:06,575 --> 01:01:08,621
Like your young man.

1344
01:01:08,621 --> 01:01:10,667
Why do you hate them so much?

1345
01:01:11,711 --> 01:01:13,147
It was my wife's uncle,

1346
01:01:13,147 --> 01:01:17,282
the old Duke of Cheshire
who accused me of her murder.

1347
01:01:17,282 --> 01:01:19,937
He wanted me outta
the way so he could lay claim

1348
01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:22,113
to Canterville Chase
for himself.

1349
01:01:23,592 --> 01:01:27,161
It was Cheshire who laid
the trap intended for me.

1350
01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:31,905
He accused me, imprisoned me.

1351
01:01:31,905 --> 01:01:35,039
This cell became my tomb.

1352
01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:37,694
Eventually I succumbed to death.

1353
01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:41,567
But the fates, it seemed
had other plans for my soul.

1354
01:01:41,567 --> 01:01:43,482
So, is that...

1355
01:01:43,482 --> 01:01:45,136
It is, alas.

1356
01:01:45,136 --> 01:01:46,441
That's horrible.

1357
01:01:46,441 --> 01:01:48,574
That's the house
of Cheshire for you.

1358
01:01:48,574 --> 01:01:51,229
But that was 300 years ago.

1359
01:01:51,229 --> 01:01:52,709
Henry isn't like his ancestors.

1360
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:53,666
People change.

1361
01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:55,320
Not me.

1362
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,104
Cursed to remain in
this house for all eternity.

1363
01:01:57,104 --> 01:01:58,540
Maybe I deserve it.

1364
01:01:58,540 --> 01:02:00,760
If I'd been less
vain, less foolish.

1365
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,762
If I'd reached Eleanor quicker.

1366
01:02:02,762 --> 01:02:04,633
It wasn't your fault.

1367
01:02:04,633 --> 01:02:05,896
We're getting
close!

1368
01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:07,332
The needle's
almost off the dial.

1369
01:02:07,332 --> 01:02:09,160
It's unprecedented.

1370
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,816
Mr. Otis, crank
me up to full power.

1371
01:02:12,816 --> 01:02:14,774
With pleasure, Ma'am.

1372
01:02:14,774 --> 01:02:16,167
Oo, that's it!

1373
01:02:16,167 --> 01:02:17,777
That's it! Keep going!

1374
01:02:17,777 --> 01:02:18,647
Oo!

1375
01:02:20,562 --> 01:02:21,868
Where is Virginia?

1376
01:02:21,868 --> 01:02:23,435
I don't know.

1377
01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:24,610
Behind this wall!

1378
01:02:24,610 --> 01:02:26,264
It has to come down.

1379
01:02:26,264 --> 01:02:27,439
Yeah, that's
what I'm talkin' about.

1380
01:02:27,439 --> 01:02:28,745
Stand aside.

1381
01:02:32,270 --> 01:02:33,053
They're coming!

1382
01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:34,489
Let them come.

1383
01:02:34,489 --> 01:02:36,665
No, we have to do something.

1384
01:02:39,538 --> 01:02:40,365
What's this?

1385
01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:47,372
"When the baron almond bears."

1386
01:02:47,372 --> 01:02:48,939
Is that the prophecy?

1387
01:02:48,939 --> 01:02:50,070
Don't.

1388
01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:52,551
It was on
the walled garden all along?

1389
01:02:52,551 --> 01:02:53,900
It's no concern of yours.

1390
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,032
Why didn't you say anything?

1391
01:02:55,032 --> 01:02:57,077
- Virginia!
- But what does it mean?

1392
01:02:57,077 --> 01:02:58,296
- Stop.
- What does it do?

1393
01:02:58,296 --> 01:02:59,340
Tell me!

1394
01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:00,646
It sets me free!

1395
01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:03,083
Then we have to go.

1396
01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:08,349
Ah ha!

1397
01:03:08,349 --> 01:03:10,961
I have you now.

1398
01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:18,707
Right in the Hamptons.

1399
01:03:18,707 --> 01:03:21,667
Hiram!

1400
01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,234
But there's no one here.

1401
01:03:24,409 --> 01:03:27,455
Sometimes
ghosts are invisible, Mom.

1402
01:03:27,455 --> 01:03:28,326
Come on.

1403
01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:33,984
Over here, Ma.

1404
01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:36,464
Where did they go?

1405
01:03:36,464 --> 01:03:37,857
Slipped the net again.

1406
01:03:40,729 --> 01:03:42,166
Look, Hiram!

1407
01:03:42,166 --> 01:03:43,907
It's taken Virginia.

1408
01:03:43,907 --> 01:03:47,214
Oh!

1409
01:03:47,214 --> 01:03:49,956
That darn ghost has
gone too far this time.

1410
01:04:02,621 --> 01:04:04,884
Virginia, no!

1411
01:04:04,884 --> 01:04:06,799
It asks too heavy a price.

1412
01:04:09,584 --> 01:04:11,891
We have to try.

1413
01:04:16,330 --> 01:04:19,377
"When a little girl
can ask for freedom

1414
01:04:19,377 --> 01:04:21,553
from the angel's grasp."

1415
01:04:21,553 --> 01:04:22,859
Please don't.

1416
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:25,209
"When the barren almond bears

1417
01:04:25,209 --> 01:04:27,951
and a golden child
gives away her tears,

1418
01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:29,953
then will all the house be still

1419
01:04:29,953 --> 01:04:32,390
and peace come to Canterville."

1420
01:04:48,797 --> 01:04:50,408
But what does it mean?

1421
01:04:51,844 --> 01:04:54,673
It means
that I can only be set free

1422
01:04:54,673 --> 01:04:57,458
if an innocent
such as yourself travels

1423
01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:59,852
with me and begs for
my forgiveness

1424
01:04:59,852 --> 01:05:02,202
from the Grand
Old Man.

1425
01:05:02,202 --> 01:05:04,074
The Grand Old Man?

1426
01:05:04,074 --> 01:05:06,946
The Master of all
our Final Ceremonies.

1427
01:05:06,946 --> 01:05:09,993
Only He can grant my release.

1428
01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:13,692
Then let's go.

1429
01:05:13,692 --> 01:05:15,781
No, Virginia,
it is too perilous.

1430
01:05:15,781 --> 01:05:17,391
I cannot ask this of you.

1431
01:05:17,391 --> 01:05:18,871
You are not asking, Sir.

1432
01:05:18,871 --> 01:05:22,005
I am offering to help a friend.

1433
01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:23,528
Virginia!

1434
01:05:23,528 --> 01:05:24,311
Quick!

1435
01:05:50,294 --> 01:05:51,991
It's just like
your locket in here.

1436
01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:55,516
It's beautiful.

1437
01:06:01,870 --> 01:06:05,396
Virginia, please
excuse the lateness of the hour,

1438
01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:06,919
but I simply could not wait.

1439
01:06:08,355 --> 01:06:12,011
The fact is, I love you,

1440
01:06:12,011 --> 01:06:14,405
and I refuse to let the ghost

1441
01:06:14,405 --> 01:06:16,798
and this ancient
curse come between us.

1442
01:06:19,453 --> 01:06:21,107
Oh yes, well, it's easy saying

1443
01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:22,500
it in front of you, Excelsior.

1444
01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:24,893
Now I have to say it to her.

1445
01:06:27,505 --> 01:06:28,288
Giddy up!

1446
01:06:30,334 --> 01:06:32,423
Virginia!

1447
01:06:33,902 --> 01:06:36,209
Oh, where is she?

1448
01:06:36,209 --> 01:06:38,603
It's a classic ghost gambit.

1449
01:06:38,603 --> 01:06:39,908
Old as the hills.

1450
01:06:39,908 --> 01:06:42,128
Oh, just you wait
until I get you in my sights

1451
01:06:42,128 --> 01:06:44,783
you phantasmic blaggard!

1452
01:06:44,783 --> 01:06:46,872
- Dad, come quick!
- Huh?

1453
01:07:13,812 --> 01:07:15,640
My love.

1454
01:07:18,947 --> 01:07:23,648
Ah,
finally got here, have you?

1455
01:07:23,648 --> 01:07:25,954
I was wondering
when you'd show up.

1456
01:07:25,954 --> 01:07:29,567
You've led me
a merry dance, Sir Simon.

1457
01:07:29,567 --> 01:07:31,090
You two know each other?

1458
01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:32,787
Oh, yes.

1459
01:07:32,787 --> 01:07:34,006
Who are you?

1460
01:07:34,006 --> 01:07:35,138
Me?

1461
01:07:35,138 --> 01:07:36,574
Why, I'm the gardener, ain't I?

1462
01:07:36,574 --> 01:07:38,880
Someone's
gotta keep things tidy.

1463
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,709
Otherwise, where would we be?

1464
01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:44,625
Oh, lovely.

1465
01:07:44,625 --> 01:07:46,584
Only blooms for a day.

1466
01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:47,324
Shame.

1467
01:07:48,629 --> 01:07:51,067
Sir, I wonder if
you could help us.

1468
01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:52,851
We've come here to find someone.

1469
01:07:52,851 --> 01:07:54,026
Have you now?

1470
01:07:54,026 --> 01:07:55,114
Who's that then, my love?

1471
01:07:56,768 --> 01:07:59,292
The Master of Ceremonies.

1472
01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:00,728
Hm?

1473
01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:02,295
Death.

1474
01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:04,123
Do you know where he might be?

1475
01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:05,516
Do I know?

1476
01:08:06,691 --> 01:08:10,521
Well, Death's
everywhere, isn't he?

1477
01:08:10,521 --> 01:08:13,132
Hm?

1478
01:08:14,525 --> 01:08:18,268
No.

1479
01:08:18,268 --> 01:08:20,443
Pleasure to meet
you, Miss Virginia.

1480
01:08:21,575 --> 01:08:23,142
I see you've
been reading my book.

1481
01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:25,188
Your book?

1482
01:08:26,624 --> 01:08:29,714
Want to know how it ends?

1483
01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:30,976
What's wrong with her Dad?

1484
01:08:30,976 --> 01:08:32,585
I can't feel a pulse.

1485
01:08:32,585 --> 01:08:34,675
Virginia!

1486
01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:35,633
Pumpkin?

1487
01:08:35,633 --> 01:08:36,242
Stop!

1488
01:08:38,069 --> 01:08:38,940
Ah!

1489
01:08:39,767 --> 01:08:40,638
Oh! Ow!

1490
01:08:41,769 --> 01:08:43,554
What's happened?

1491
01:08:43,554 --> 01:08:46,077
Her spirit has
been taken by the ghost.

1492
01:08:46,077 --> 01:08:47,906
Wait, wait.

1493
01:08:47,906 --> 01:08:50,082
This device captives spirits
and what have you, correct?

1494
01:08:50,082 --> 01:08:53,172
Could we not use it to draw
her spirit back in her body?

1495
01:08:53,172 --> 01:08:54,565
Mr. Otis, to tell you the truth,

1496
01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:55,827
I only received it this morning.

1497
01:08:55,827 --> 01:08:57,307
I haven't quite
got the hang of it yet.

1498
01:08:57,307 --> 01:08:59,960
This is my daughter!

1499
01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:01,789
Right, well,
we could give it a whirl.

1500
01:09:03,008 --> 01:09:04,443
Her spirit must be somewhere!

1501
01:09:04,443 --> 01:09:05,315
Virginia?

1502
01:09:06,707 --> 01:09:09,970
Sir, I humbly
request that you see fit

1503
01:09:09,970 --> 01:09:11,538
to release Sir Simon's soul

1504
01:09:11,538 --> 01:09:13,714
so that he may be
rejoined with his wife,

1505
01:09:13,714 --> 01:09:15,325
and that this curse be lifted.

1506
01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:18,502
Please, I beg of you.

1507
01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:20,678
Certainly.

1508
01:09:20,678 --> 01:09:21,460
Why not?

1509
01:09:21,460 --> 01:09:23,028
Consider it done.

1510
01:09:23,028 --> 01:09:24,377
What?

1511
01:09:24,377 --> 01:09:25,987
Is there anything else, my dear?

1512
01:09:25,987 --> 01:09:26,771
No.

1513
01:09:26,771 --> 01:09:27,902
Thank you.

1514
01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:28,773
Sir Simon?

1515
01:09:29,729 --> 01:09:32,080
I'm free?

1516
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,344
I'm free!

1517
01:09:34,344 --> 01:09:36,693
At last I can be
with my Eleanor.

1518
01:09:40,001 --> 01:09:42,830
Thank you, dear Virginia.

1519
01:09:42,830 --> 01:09:43,961
Farewell.

1520
01:09:43,961 --> 01:09:45,877
Go, back to your family.

1521
01:09:46,834 --> 01:09:51,273
Ah, now,
afraid I can't allow that.

1522
01:09:51,273 --> 01:09:54,014
There's no going back from here.

1523
01:09:54,014 --> 01:09:55,669
This is the Garden of Death.

1524
01:09:55,669 --> 01:09:56,800
See?

1525
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,282
It's very much a one way trip.

1526
01:09:59,282 --> 01:10:00,892
But I can't stay.

1527
01:10:00,892 --> 01:10:02,285
I'm not dead!

1528
01:10:02,285 --> 01:10:03,460
I'm alive.

1529
01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:04,983
Oh, no.

1530
01:10:04,983 --> 01:10:07,246
You were dead the moment
you walked through those gates,

1531
01:10:07,246 --> 01:10:08,987
weren't she Sir Simon?

1532
01:10:12,251 --> 01:10:14,906
Now, here we are.

1533
01:10:15,559 --> 01:10:16,255
This is you.

1534
01:10:17,996 --> 01:10:20,216
But I have plenty of time left!

1535
01:10:21,608 --> 01:10:22,870
Not anymore.

1536
01:10:23,827 --> 01:10:24,916
No!

1537
01:10:24,916 --> 01:10:26,918
Virginia!

1538
01:10:26,918 --> 01:10:27,527
Henry?

1539
01:10:29,398 --> 01:10:30,965
Henry!

1540
01:10:30,965 --> 01:10:31,575
Virginia?

1541
01:10:33,794 --> 01:10:34,404
Henry?

1542
01:10:45,937 --> 01:10:47,416
He can't see me.

1543
01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:56,077
Your body cannot
pass through the gates.

1544
01:10:56,077 --> 01:10:58,776
Only your spirit.

1545
01:10:58,776 --> 01:11:00,907
I'm really dead?

1546
01:11:04,999 --> 01:11:06,697
Look at it.

1547
01:11:06,697 --> 01:11:08,525
Life trickles by
so quickly, don't it?

1548
01:11:10,222 --> 01:11:12,268
People don't
make the most of it.

1549
01:11:13,530 --> 01:11:15,227
Shame.

1550
01:11:17,098 --> 01:11:17,969
Henry!

1551
01:11:21,929 --> 01:11:22,755
Henry!

1552
01:11:25,716 --> 01:11:27,370
Oh dear, look at that.

1553
01:11:27,370 --> 01:11:28,849
Hm.

1554
01:11:30,068 --> 01:11:32,070
That's a fast grower, that is.

1555
01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:38,163
No!

1556
01:11:38,163 --> 01:11:40,992
You shall not claim her.

1557
01:11:40,992 --> 01:11:43,037
Do you challenge me, Sir?

1558
01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:44,255
I do, Sir.

1559
01:11:44,255 --> 01:11:45,692
To a duel.

1560
01:11:45,692 --> 01:11:47,303
I see.

1561
01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:50,306
And if I win, we both go free.

1562
01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:51,307
Ah ha.

1563
01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:53,787
But if I win, she dies,

1564
01:11:53,787 --> 01:11:56,442
and you shall
remain in this garden forever.

1565
01:11:56,442 --> 01:11:58,487
A permanent addition,

1566
01:11:58,487 --> 01:12:02,448
neither dead nor in heaven
with your wife.

1567
01:12:07,192 --> 01:12:09,455
I accept your terms.

1568
01:12:09,455 --> 01:12:11,109
Sir Simon, no!

1569
01:12:11,109 --> 01:12:12,066
Excellent.

1570
01:12:12,066 --> 01:12:13,633
Let's be having you then.

1571
01:12:13,633 --> 01:12:15,548
No time like the present.

1572
01:12:15,548 --> 01:12:16,680
Whoops.

1573
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,202
Hang on a mo.

1574
01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:24,252
Ha, that's better!

1575
01:12:24,252 --> 01:12:27,212
You didn't think I was gonna
fight you like that, did you?

1576
01:12:27,212 --> 01:12:30,041
I'd be out of puff in seconds.

1577
01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:30,998
Shall we?

1578
01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:33,566
Then lay on and damned be him

1579
01:12:33,566 --> 01:12:37,135
who first cries hold enough.

1580
01:12:37,135 --> 01:12:39,093
Yes!

1581
01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:51,715
Ready, I think.

1582
01:12:51,715 --> 01:12:54,544
I suppose I should aim up.

1583
01:12:54,544 --> 01:12:56,719
Come on,
pumpkin, wherever you are.

1584
01:12:58,199 --> 01:12:59,112
Turn it on!

1585
01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:10,995
Anything?

1586
01:13:10,995 --> 01:13:12,257
Again!

1587
01:13:12,257 --> 01:13:13,344
Do it again!

1588
01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:29,666
What's this?

1589
01:13:29,666 --> 01:13:31,318
"When a little girl
can ask for freedom

1590
01:13:31,318 --> 01:13:32,625
from the angel's grasp."

1591
01:13:34,322 --> 01:13:36,455
Are you insane?

1592
01:13:36,455 --> 01:13:38,152
I am Death!

1593
01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:39,893
You cannot beat me!

1594
01:13:39,893 --> 01:13:41,808
You realize how
many people I have killed?

1595
01:13:43,114 --> 01:13:44,768
Everyone!

1596
01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:49,512
Well, I, Sir, have
played the greatest swordsman

1597
01:13:49,512 --> 01:13:51,383
of the stage.

1598
01:13:51,383 --> 01:13:55,561
And what's more,
I've had 300 years to practice.

1599
01:13:55,561 --> 01:13:57,824
I like a spirited opponent,

1600
01:13:57,824 --> 01:14:00,044
but don't let
it go to your head.

1601
01:14:01,175 --> 01:14:02,219
Ha ha!

1602
01:14:05,789 --> 01:14:08,443
A hit, a palpable hit!

1603
01:14:08,443 --> 01:14:10,794
Sir Simon, look out!

1604
01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:17,365
Another hit.

1605
01:14:17,365 --> 01:14:18,932
What say you, Sir?

1606
01:14:23,894 --> 01:14:25,460
What?

1607
01:14:35,121 --> 01:14:35,732
Whoa!

1608
01:14:44,349 --> 01:14:45,568
Oh!

1609
01:14:45,568 --> 01:14:47,395
Uh oh.

1610
01:14:50,181 --> 01:14:51,269
Still nothing!

1611
01:14:51,269 --> 01:14:52,966
Hiram, stop this!

1612
01:14:52,966 --> 01:14:53,750
No!

1613
01:14:53,750 --> 01:14:55,969
Science will save her.

1614
01:14:55,969 --> 01:14:57,188
It has to.

1615
01:14:57,188 --> 01:14:58,276
Again!

1616
01:14:58,276 --> 01:14:59,843
More power!

1617
01:14:59,843 --> 01:15:02,062
Yeah, more power! No!

1618
01:15:07,111 --> 01:15:07,938
Enough!

1619
01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:10,505
This stops now.

1620
01:15:11,811 --> 01:15:13,378
Oh.

1621
01:15:26,347 --> 01:15:28,611
I say, I thought this
was to be a fair fight.

1622
01:15:28,611 --> 01:15:30,482
If there's one
thing I can't abide,

1623
01:15:30,482 --> 01:15:33,746
it's someone who refuses to die.

1624
01:15:33,746 --> 01:15:36,532
That would be me, Sir.

1625
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:38,142
Look at you, Sir Simon.

1626
01:15:38,142 --> 01:15:39,186
What are you?

1627
01:15:39,186 --> 01:15:41,754
An aberration, a ghost.

1628
01:15:41,754 --> 01:15:43,016
It will not do.

1629
01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:47,630
Here the books must be balanced,

1630
01:15:49,414 --> 01:15:51,198
and I will balance them.

1631
01:15:54,027 --> 01:15:56,334
You leave him alone!

1632
01:15:56,334 --> 01:15:58,162
You dare challenge me?

1633
01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:00,294
What the heck?

1634
01:16:00,294 --> 01:16:01,644
I'm dead anyway.

1635
01:16:05,952 --> 01:16:07,214
Virginia!

1636
01:16:21,446 --> 01:16:22,447
Oh, boy!

1637
01:16:31,369 --> 01:16:33,197
Henry!

1638
01:16:33,197 --> 01:16:35,591
You really do get yourself
into some scrapes, don't you?

1639
01:16:36,983 --> 01:16:38,157
You can fence?

1640
01:16:38,157 --> 01:16:39,420
Of course I can fence.

1641
01:16:39,420 --> 01:16:40,943
I went to Heaton!

1642
01:16:40,943 --> 01:16:42,641
You shouldn't have come.

1643
01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:45,992
Being here in this
place, it means you're dead.

1644
01:16:45,992 --> 01:16:47,603
What?

1645
01:16:48,473 --> 01:16:50,083
I'm sorry!

1646
01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:53,130
Oh, please, spare me.

1647
01:16:53,130 --> 01:16:55,088
Henry!

1648
01:16:56,481 --> 01:16:58,526
You leave him alone.

1649
01:16:58,526 --> 01:17:00,528
Well, if I am dead,

1650
01:17:00,528 --> 01:17:03,749
there's no one I'd
rather spend eternity with.

1651
01:17:03,749 --> 01:17:08,754
You see, Virginia,
I'm afraid I love you.

1652
01:17:08,754 --> 01:17:10,626
What?

1653
01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,672
Oh, what a lovely couple.

1654
01:17:13,672 --> 01:17:15,674
United forever.

1655
01:17:18,111 --> 01:17:20,157
Cooey, up here.

1656
01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:23,421
Hey, Sir Simon, catch!

1657
01:17:28,165 --> 01:17:29,427
Virginia.

1658
01:17:29,427 --> 01:17:30,602
I'm all right.

1659
01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:33,344
Huh?

1660
01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:36,477
And you, young man, thank you.

1661
01:17:37,609 --> 01:17:39,219
Happy to help.

1662
01:17:39,219 --> 01:17:42,396
Perhaps not all
Cheshire's are the same.

1663
01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:45,050
Oh, I think not.

1664
01:17:47,097 --> 01:17:49,969
The old Duke of Cheshire!

1665
01:17:49,969 --> 01:17:52,450
Hello, again.

1666
01:17:59,326 --> 01:18:02,808
Now I get to kill
you all over again.

1667
01:18:05,637 --> 01:18:08,466
Oh, dear!

1668
01:18:31,184 --> 01:18:32,708
My love, it's me.

1669
01:18:36,014 --> 01:18:37,713
Eleanor?

1670
01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:41,020
Yes, my love.

1671
01:18:43,414 --> 01:18:45,677
You are not my Eleanor.

1672
01:18:58,168 --> 01:18:59,255
Oh!

1673
01:18:59,255 --> 01:19:00,126
No!

1674
01:19:10,528 --> 01:19:12,008
Very impressive.

1675
01:19:12,008 --> 01:19:13,749
It seems we have a draw.

1676
01:19:15,315 --> 01:19:16,795
What?

1677
01:19:16,795 --> 01:19:20,016
Virginia is free to
go, as are you young man.

1678
01:19:21,234 --> 01:19:23,106
But as you did
not beat me, Sir Simon,

1679
01:19:23,106 --> 01:19:27,632
you must remain here forever.

1680
01:19:27,632 --> 01:19:29,329
No! You can't!

1681
01:19:29,329 --> 01:19:30,983
Please.

1682
01:19:30,983 --> 01:19:33,725
Do not be sad, Virginia.

1683
01:19:33,725 --> 01:19:35,727
These last few weeks
have been the happiest

1684
01:19:35,727 --> 01:19:38,817
I've had for 300 years.

1685
01:19:45,171 --> 01:19:46,737
I'm sorry, Eleanor.

1686
01:20:00,447 --> 01:20:01,840
What?

1687
01:20:12,242 --> 01:20:13,809
Well, that's that.

1688
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:19,205
Goodbye, Virginia.

1689
01:20:19,205 --> 01:20:20,511
Henry.

1690
01:20:20,511 --> 01:20:22,034
Please, no!

1691
01:20:22,034 --> 01:20:24,471
Until we meet again.

1692
01:20:32,436 --> 01:20:33,698
Come on, Virginia!

1693
01:20:35,178 --> 01:20:36,527
Wake up, Sis!

1694
01:20:36,527 --> 01:20:38,964
Please, wake up!

1695
01:20:38,964 --> 01:20:40,879
I'll never play another prank!

1696
01:20:40,879 --> 01:20:41,662
Pumpkin!

1697
01:20:41,662 --> 01:20:43,664
Oh!

1698
01:20:45,188 --> 01:20:46,276
Virginia!

1699
01:20:46,276 --> 01:20:48,321
Oh, oh my darling!

1700
01:20:48,321 --> 01:20:49,670
Oh!

1701
01:20:49,670 --> 01:20:51,411
You're back!

1702
01:20:51,411 --> 01:20:52,630
She's back!

1703
01:20:52,630 --> 01:20:53,892
Impossible!

1704
01:20:53,892 --> 01:20:56,155
Pumpkin, my
pumpkin, you're back!

1705
01:20:57,853 --> 01:20:58,897
I knew she'd be fine.

1706
01:20:58,897 --> 01:20:59,898
Yeah, me too.

1707
01:21:00,986 --> 01:21:02,987
Wait, Sir Simon!

1708
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:05,730
Oh!

1709
01:21:27,491 --> 01:21:29,406
It's all over now, pumpkin.

1710
01:21:29,406 --> 01:21:30,146
You're safe.

1711
01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:36,848
All he wanted
was to be with his wife.

1712
01:21:36,848 --> 01:21:40,068
"When a little
girl can ask

1713
01:21:40,068 --> 01:21:44,160
for freedom
from the angel's grasp.

1714
01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:47,598
When the barren almond bears,

1715
01:21:47,598 --> 01:21:52,516
and a golden child
gives away her tears,

1716
01:21:52,516 --> 01:21:56,824
then shall all
the house be still

1717
01:21:56,824 --> 01:22:00,263
and peace come to Canterville."

1718
01:22:16,018 --> 01:22:16,888
Hm?

1719
01:22:18,716 --> 01:22:19,760
Virginia!

1720
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:20,978
Sir Simon!

1721
01:22:20,978 --> 01:22:22,459
I hope you're looking forward

1722
01:22:22,459 --> 01:22:25,201
to an eternity in
a glass jar, you fiend!

1723
01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:28,246
Oh, yeah.

1724
01:22:28,246 --> 01:22:29,031
Huh?

1725
01:22:29,031 --> 01:22:30,032
It was us.

1726
01:22:30,858 --> 01:22:31,990
Oh!

1727
01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:32,860
- Simon?
- Huh?

1728
01:22:33,644 --> 01:22:34,688
Eleanor!

1729
01:22:38,779 --> 01:22:41,695
Thank you, my dear Virginia.

1730
01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:46,483
What took you so long?

1731
01:22:46,483 --> 01:22:49,094
There are more
things in heaven and earth

1732
01:22:49,094 --> 01:22:52,054
than I dreamt of
in my philosophy.

1733
01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:54,708
Hamlet, ish.

1734
01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:56,623
Very good, Mr. Otis.

1735
01:22:56,623 --> 01:22:58,755
There's hope for you yet!

1736
01:23:06,938 --> 01:23:08,766
That's better.

1737
01:23:08,766 --> 01:23:11,029
Everything's in
its proper place.

1738
01:23:12,770 --> 01:23:17,383
If there's one thing
I can't abide, it's a loose end.

1739
01:23:17,383 --> 01:23:21,952
Now you remember, young
miss, time trickles by so fast.

1740
01:23:21,952 --> 01:23:23,868
You be sure to
make the most of it.

1741
01:23:25,652 --> 01:23:26,827
Oh.

1742
01:23:32,355 --> 01:23:36,880
I now pronounce
you husband and wife.

1743
01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:40,754
Oh.

1744
01:23:40,754 --> 01:23:41,929
Oh, I want it!

1745
01:23:41,929 --> 01:23:43,018
I've got it!

1746
01:23:45,150 --> 01:23:46,585
Oh, yay! That was a good catch,

1747
01:23:46,585 --> 01:23:47,413
my dear!

1748
01:23:47,413 --> 01:23:49,719
Let's go have an adventure.

1749
01:23:49,719 --> 01:23:50,373
Righto.

1750
01:23:54,594 --> 01:23:55,465
Oh, yay!

1751
01:23:57,467 --> 01:23:59,077
Bye, Virginia!

1752
01:24:00,687 --> 01:24:02,341
Oh, are you crying, dear?

1753
01:24:02,341 --> 01:24:05,127
Oh, wow!
No.

1754
01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:06,344
I mean, yes, I am.

1755
01:24:06,344 --> 01:24:07,477
Yay!

1756
01:24:07,477 --> 01:24:08,869
Love you, pumpkin!

1757
01:24:10,871 --> 01:24:13,396
And now the house
is calm and still,

1758
01:24:17,617 --> 01:24:21,099
for peace has
come to Canterville.

1759
01:28:20,512 --> 01:28:21,861
It was the ghost!

1760
01:28:21,861 --> 01:28:23,646
We don't have
a ghost anymore, Kent!

1761
01:28:23,646 --> 01:28:25,474
It was Louis!