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Have you heard about Kai, the hitchhiking hatchet hero?
If you haven't, you will.
It's the hottest video on the Internet right now.
- What do you wanna talk about? - What happened?
An absolute bizarre scene here in West Fresno
at the corner of McKinley and Marks.
My mom ran to the driver to make sure he was okay
'cause we thought maybe it was just an accident.
He just kept saying he was Jesus Christ
and he's gonna save all of us and that, but we have to get…
He used the N word, meaning the Black people and that.
He said we need to get them off of the earth.
- Can we talk to you? Do you mind? - What do you wanna talk about?
What happened today?
Well, went straight outta Dogtown.
Skateboarding, surfing it up…
Before I say anything else, I wanna say
no matter what you've done, you deserve respect.
Even if you make mistakes, you're lovable,
and it doesn't matter your looks, skills, or age, size, or anything,
you're worthwhile. No one can ever take that away from you. Now…
I look over. The guy's pinned there.
Buddy gets out. These two women are trying to help him.
He runs up, and he grabs one of them, man.
A guy that big can snap a woman's neck like a pencil stick.
So I fucking ran up behind him with a hatchet.
Smash! Smash! Smash!
Yeah.
That woman was in danger.
He just finished, what looked like at the time, killing somebody.
If I hadn't done that, he would've killed more people.
How'd you get in his car? I was… I was hitchhiking.
Well, good thing I was hitchhiking.
Yeah, people say, "Don't hitchhike. This is what happens."
- Yeah, well, at least I was here. - Can I get your name?
- I'm Kai. - Can I get the spelling for it?
- Straight outta Dogtown. K-A-I. - Do you have a last name?
No, bro. I don't have anything.
As crazy as things got here, the best news is,
somehow, luckily, none of the injuries suffered are life-threatening,
and the guy driving that car is right where he belongs, in police custody.
In West Fresno, Jessob Reisbeck, KMPH News.
Yeah, it was fucking gnarly, man.
Holy shit. It was like the biggest wave I've ever ridden in my life.
Now, this stuff right here, I was driving…
Smash! Smash! Smash!
- Smash! - Smash!
He literally has a hatchet in his hand.
I'm absolutely obsessed with this guy.
This guy's my fucking hero!
Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker.
Fuck yeah.
♪ I'm Kai ♪
♪ Smash, smash, smash! ♪
♪ People say, "Don't hitchhike" ♪
♪ Well, good thing I was hitchhiking ♪
♪ That woman was in danger ♪
♪ So I ran up behind him with a hatchet ♪
♪ Smash, smash, smash! ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If he'd started driving that car again ♪
♪ There'd be a hell of a lot Of bodies around here ♪
♪ Dude, that guy was fucking kooked ♪
♪ He can snap a woman's neck Like a pencil stick ♪
♪ So I started smashing him in the head ♪
♪ Smash, smash, smash! ♪
Axe-wielding hitchhikers.
I can't tell you how many times I've rolled up my windows
and sped past a hobo sharpening a hatchet.
For the first time in human history, people are saying,
"Boy, we sure are lucky
that homeless hitchhiker was carrying a hatchet."
Ready or not, here's Jimmy Kimmel!
Leave Britney alone!
Whoa! My God! Oh my God!
Oh my God! Whoo!
Were you or were you not ingesting or inhaling some sort of illegal substance
when you made that--
Absolutely not. I was completely sober. In that video.
Don't miss the season premiere of The Kardashians.
If anyone's watching this and they got a Mini Mal that they could lend a guy
with a wetsuit, I'd love to test out Mavericks.
Uh, yeah, let's do this, in three...
Look who it is! We finally caught up with him.
It is the world sensation,
everybody's friend, and pretty much a world hero,
it's Kai. Kai, let me tell you this real quick.
You're like Batman, except for you don't have the Bat-Signal.
You know, Batman obviously has the spotlight--
And I'm not a filthy rich, spoiled fuck who looks down on everyone.
- You can bleep that, right? - That was awesome.
The first one-- Okay…
This right here is one of my friends.
Her name's Joan Sewitt.
Now, on Saturday here,
some of these, uh… some of these policy enforcers up on over in…
This is Stockton.
They came on up with her with a gun.
Like, they pulled a gun on her.
That, to me, is fucking ridiculous. That is a vulgar display of power,
and not in a way that I think Phil Anselmo would appreciate.
How did it make you feel, though, being this viral sensation,
being everyone's hero right now, Kai?
I'm not a virus. You kidding me?
Shit, I'm a sensation. I'm Kai.
So here's one I wrote.
♪ I've never seen a beauty Like you before ♪
♪ Breathless kisses through the door ♪
♪ You got that shiny light Of fight in your eyes ♪
♪ You're the sunset That brings the twilight ♪
♪ Soft, orange kisses, forlorn misses ♪
♪ When you leave ♪
♪ Soft, orange kisses, well-worn dresses ♪
♪ That you leave ♪
♪ Pull back my hood And kiss me real good ♪
♪ And just move Get a little bit closer ♪
♪ And pull back, and pull back, you do ♪
♪ And just move ♪
♪ We'll feel this groove With the loving that we do ♪
♪ We'll feel this groove With the loving that we do, uh ♪
- How do you know this guy? - The Internet, man.
He, uh… he hit some guy with an axe in the head.
How'd you get up here?
Uh, hitchhiked.
- Sweet. - Yeah, bro.
- Hope you still have the hatchet. - No, I don't. They took it from me.
Oh, we need to get you a new hatchet, sir.
KMPH is still the only TV station in the world to talk to Kai,
but he is getting offers for new television adventures,
like, well, you wouldn't believe.
So chances are you will be seeing him somewhere new very soon.
400,000 more of me.
And then there's all the ones who are just struggling to get up,
but we're helping them.
They kicked me out for skateboarding in the middle of the thing
- and drinking a bottle of JD. - This was-- When was this?
And I peed on the Walk of Fame,
and all these publicity agents are like, "No! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!"
I was like…
I'm kickin' it legit.
Thank you very much. All right, unless you wanna go…
All right, now go on your way. Thanks a lot.
The Fresno County District Attorney's Office enlisted
the help of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department
to track Kai down at the Jimmy Kimmel studio
and take him into custody.
The DA's office served him with a subpoena
and says it needed to get a statement about the attempted murder hate crime
that started this whole thing because he is the key witness.
I'm about to pick up a very special hitchhiker.
Ladies and gentlemen, please say hi to Kai.
Kai, jump in the car.
Kai! Not on the car, in the car.
I don't know if the car can hold your weight. All right, there we go.
Keep your eye on the road, man.
Holy .
Well, welcome, Kai. Welcome. How are you?
- Excellent. How about yourself? - I'm doing good.
They described you in the video as "homeless hitchhiker,"
but you don't like the word "homeless."
- Home-free. - Home-free.
It's the land of the free and the home of the brave.
You don't want to have a home, correct?
What the hell are you talking about? I am home.
Yeah, I see.
So anywhere you are is your home. That's your philosophy.
A lot of people are calling you a hero because you did.
You thwarted that crazy guy, right?
There's not so much difference between him and who they sell as Jesus anyways.
Well, I don't know. I haven't met him.
Did he have a beard?
No.
No, no, he was… he was a fat, rich, white guy.
Now, um, you, uh… Obviously, millions of people have seen--
Nothing against fat, rich people.
No, fat, white people, yeah.
Yeah, you're sitting next to one. Um…
Let's step outside the car for one second,
because I don't know if you're gonna give this away immediately,
but we have something for you.
There you go. A Mini Mal surfboard and a wetsuit.
Do with it as you will. If you choose to give it away, then so be it.
You all right, Kai?
All right. Kai the Hitchhiker, everybody.
Thanks, Kai.
And thanks for not killing me with a hatchet.
Hey, everybody, we got a great show tonight.
Carl Reiner is here. We'll be right back with Mindy Kaling.
Yeah, okay. Let's watch movies.
Zero Dark Thirty
is about how we're being told to keep our bodies alkaline
and being fed fluoride in the water.
So if they laid a chemtrail over the side of your house
with scopolamine,
and try to get y'all to act like zombies
so they could slay y'all and take your houses,
then that'd be a good way of doing it.
Osama bin Laden was a sheikh.
I wanna hand hug with you.
- Hand hug? - Hand hug.
- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.
This notoriety you've developed, is this helping you with women?
Are you dating these days?
Am I dating?
Are women coming up to you in a way they haven't before?
Uh, yeah, this one girl was trying to see if it was me,
and she walked into a stop sign the other day.
She was kinda mortified.
I gave her a big hug, and she was like, "You are Kai!"
Let's go catch a wave.
This made Kai an Internet sensation.
He became a huge hit.
- Or you should say "a huge smash." - Oh yeah!
Hey, Tanya.
Hey, peeps, how's it going?
Tanya Baker testified that McBride attacked her
while she tried to rescue Neely.
He put me into a bear hug and was hitting me on the back.
Then Kai stepped in with his hatchet,
hitting McBride over the head not once, not twice, but three times.
With no hatchet in hand this time,
the man known as Kai took the stand,
not before causing a few observers to chuckle.
Just a moment. Listen to the clerk as she states the oath to you
so that you can respond to it. You only need one hand up, the right hand.
Kai then testified that just before the crash,
McBride proudly told him about raping a 14-year-old girl.
He's like, "Well, I've come to realize I'm Jesus Christ,
and I get away with anything I want to. Watch this."
And I look up, and there's a whole crew of construction people in front of me.
Most of them jumped aside. One dude got pinned underneath.
Kai says McBride then turned on several people who tried to help.
He's still holding onto her, so I smashed him again.
And he's still holding onto her hair. I was like .
I smashed him real good and hard.
Well, this one time, I was in an orchard,
and this fucking guy starts beating on this woman who he calls "his."
So I walked on over, and I started smashing him in the head.
You see all these teeth marks right here, for the camera?
Yeah, I started smashing him in the head and the teeth, busted out all his teeth.
What are you planning on doing now that the attention is on you?
Because these things do have a shelf life. It's gonna start to fade away.
This badass mother doesn't come with a shelf life.
I don't fit on a shelf. Yeah, yeah, I don't fit inside time limits either.
People are actually interested in not just the fact
that I smashed a dude with a hatchet who was trying to mass murder some people,
but also in that I play some legit music.
I play punk. I play grind.
I play, like, serious metal. I can play, like, six different instruments.
There's been recording offers for me from places like Greenhouse Records
and, uh, Universal.
♪ I've never seen A beauty like you before ♪
♪ Breathless kisses through the door… ♪
♪ If you wake up dead Bullets in your head ♪
♪ I'm killing you, one by fucking one ♪
♪ Not regretting a thing Of what I've done ♪
So I'm sure you know
who Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker is by now.
He is all over YouTube.
He's everybody's favorite hero right now, but, uh, I actually met him.
Are you his agent?
Am I his agent? No, I don't have, nor am I had by anybody.
But no matter what you've done, you deserve respect.
No matter your looks or your skills, you're worthwhile.
No, this is for everyone.
And it doesn't matter, like, if you make mistakes,
you're still lovable. There's four different types of love.
There's putting up with somebody. There's liking somebody.
There's, then, like, romantically liking somebody,
and there's, like, actually be willing to kill somebody else for somebody.
Like, sacrificial love.
I just turned 17 on the road.
There was this guy, and he held me down,
and then he, like, hit me a couple times, and he started choking me.
Uh, he turned me over and he pulled my pants down and started raping me.
Tell me more.
Oh, bro. Okay, you want me to start from when I was a kid?
I was locked in a cage for fucking four years
and treated like an animal.
Uh, they installed a lock on the door that went from the outside in
so that they could sit and watch TV and fuck and shit.
I don't have any family.
Like, as far as anybody I grew up with is concerned, I'm already dead.
So, whatever.
Um, if you're still watching this,
that means that you obviously like what you see,
so that's very nice and very pretty.
You may notice that my eyes seem very dark.
In fact, maybe the whole picture seems dark right now.
Something I think Madame Guyon called "the dark night of the soul."
♪ When I was four ♪
♪ I had a lighter ♪
♪ Tried to burn my parent's house Right to the ground… ♪
♪ I mean, it's like ♪
♪ We all wild and feral inside ♪
♪ Ain't nothin' That you gotta try and hide ♪
Smash! Smash!
- Smash! - Is that really you?
- Oh yeah. - Dude, come here, please. Please.
Hey, smash!
Can you buy me a bottle if you can take 17 pictures of me?
- This is a video. We'll give you a beer. - Smash guy!
- Smash! - Smash!
- Oh shit!
Smash! Smash!
- Smash! - Fucking hero right here.
- Smash! - Oh!
"Are you the real Kai? Are you the real Kai? Is that really you?"
"Did that really happen?"
And it's, like, if you was a lot bigger than you are,
I'd just reach out, and I'd be like, "Smack!"
"Does that feel real?"
Breaking news. Minutes ago, we learned who police are searching for
in the murder of a lawyer in Clark, New Jersey.
Wait until you hear who they are looking for.
Caleb Lawrence McGillvary.
You might also know him as Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker.
He should be considered armed and dangerous.
They don't know where he is.
He relies on the generosity of strangers for food and lodging.
Remember, he's a hitchhiker. He could be anywhere.
My name is Ted Romankow. I'm the Union County prosecutor.
Uh, we're here today to announce that an arrest warrant has been issued
for the arrest of, uh, Caleb, uh, McGillvary.
We don't know where he is, but we do know
that this man is used to being on the road,
and he is considered dangerous.
Make no mistake about it.
He is considered armed and dangerous.
Hey, Kim, this is Kai.
Um, my place fell through.
I was wondering, would you still be able to ride up here?
Um, it'd be really awesome if you could.
But, yeah, if you could text me back here.
My phone keeps dying.
An employee inside a Starbucks recognized him
and quickly called 911.
Police arrived. He was not there.
Officers began to look in the immediate area.
One officer took a chance and went to the Greyhound bus station,
saw him in the waiting area, called for backup,
and, uh, made an arrest.
Can you just tell us what happened?
Can you tell us what happened?
I've been advised by an attorney not to say anything to you guys.
I'd like to say thank you to all the supporters.
In February, Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker
risked his life to save the lives of innocent people in West Fresno.
Today, he's been arrested for allegedly taking the life
of a man in New Jersey.
Tell us everything you want to tell us from the beginning of it.
He met me up in Times Square.
He's like, "Oh, you look lost. Where you heading to?"
I says, "Jersey."
He says, "Oh, I'm… I'm headed there."
"You want to go get a bite to eat?" and stuff.
At first, I thought he was really nice, and then he fuckin' raped me.
What did you guys eat?
Uh, he got some, um, Parmigiano stuff from an Italian restaurant nearby.
And then what'd you guys do?
Then we was drinking beer,
and he wanted to put the beer into a glass instead of a bottle,
and, uh, we watched some TV.
Then I felt sleepy so I went to bed.
I woke up the next morning,
and there's a metallic taste in my mouth.
I looked in the mirror, and there's come coming down the side of my face.
- Did you confront him? - No, I didn't.
Okay. You wake up, he tells you it's tme to wake up?
He drove me over to New Jersey Transit and got me a ticket over to Asbury.
Okay. And what'd you say to him?
I said goodbye and he says, you know,
"Call me at this number or email me
if you ever need a place to stay for a night or something."
Then he buys you a train ticket?
Yeah.
I went to Asbury to wait for a friend who said they're gonna meet me
at, like, one or two, and five o'clock rolled around,
they still weren't around, so I called him back.
So your friends don't show up?
No, and I got, uh…
I got raped. Like, you're saying you're charging me with first degree murder?
Right.
So when your friends don't show up, what did you do?
I went back up to see if he'd be able to put me up for the night.
And what did you guys do?
Um, he brought me back over to his place
and said that, uh, he didn't wanna order out that night,
so he gave me some burgers
and, uh, drank a few beers. That's all I remember.
After that, I was waking up on the floor and him trying to pull down my pants.
Okay. So you wake up on the floor with your pants down?
- Yeah, he's pulling down my pants. - Okay.
And how was he dressed?
Uh, he was… he was in his underwear.
Okay.
What happens next?
I just hit him.
He was trying to manhandle me.
- Okay. - He threw me around, and I was like…
What did you hit him with?
I just… I just hit him.
With your hands?
Yeah, I don't even remember. I could've elbowed him.
Kneed him, I don't know.
Okay. So how did you finally get him off you?
Well, I… I fucking hit him in the head.
Can I get a drink of water?
I should probably be talking to a lawyer, shouldn't I?
I can't give you legal advice. It's up to you.
- I wanna talk to a lawyer. - Okay, fair enough.
Um, the time is approximately 9:50 p.m.
Um, Mr. Lawrence has decided to speak to an attorney.
Once I walk out of this room,
I won't be able to talk to you again. Do you have any questions for us?
What's the penalty of this crime in New Jersey?
That's not up to us to decide.
That's up to the judge to decide.
Is the…
is the death penalty legal here in New Jersey?
Um okay, we're done, okay? You asked for an attorney,
so we're gonna have to stop talking, okay?
All right?
- Good luck. - Thanks.
With this guy's past, I mean, I don't think it's a surprise
that he would snap and do something like that.
I don't think it was self-defense.
I really believe that this guy is innocent.
He goes from hero to wanted man in three months. How should I feel here?
I want Kai to be free and just going on--
- You like the viralness of him. - Yeah!
Is this a guardian angel? Or a stone-cold killer?
Let us know in the comments.
The jury didn't believe me
because people are used to when a rape survivor isn't believed,
the rapist is presumed innocent.
But this was never a rape trial. The rapist is dead.
This was a homicide trial. Self-defense against rape is a right.
But they told the jury the burden was on me
to prove intoxication and rape by clear and convincing evidence.
But I deserve the same presumption of innocence,
unless proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt,
that's given to the seven of eight rapists that beat their charges and walk free.