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For thousands of years,
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Buddha oversaw the universe.
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And the Immortal Ones in heaven
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and kings in hell
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watched over earthly affairs.
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Demons walked among us,
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and dragons ruled the sea.
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Everything was in balance.
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We respected the gods,
and we followed the rules
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until the night a magical rock
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gave birth to a powerful being.
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Meet
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trouble.
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Oh. Ooh.
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Okay, okay. Attention, everyone.
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We have important business to discuss.
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I, your Jade Emperor,
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Architect of the Universe
and Lord of the Immortals,
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shall throw the greatest,
most fantastic banquet
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since the one we did last Tuesday.
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Doesn't that sound fun, hmm?
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Understood, Your Majesty.
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Now, seating arrangements.
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Place the Immortal Ones at my head table.
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Minor gods by the kitchen in the back...
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What on Earth?
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Hm, an uncontrollable monkey
shooting light beams from his eyes?
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He's probably just excited, Your Majesty.
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We can't have that. Get rid of him.
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Patience.
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Buddha! I didn't see you there.
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This monkey is a powerful being.
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He has an important destiny.
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Let him find his way.
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Very well.
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I mean, what's the worst it can do, right?
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Where were we? Ah, dessert!
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I'm thinking a ten-foot
egg tart sculpture of me.
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Ah!
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Oh.
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Oh!
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A wise monkey
never stretches beyond his grasp.
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Will you let go?
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Ow!
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Ah. Huh?
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As I was saying,
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if the coconut is meant for us,
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it will be within reach.
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Mm. Not today.
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Oh!
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Out of the light!
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No, no, no, no!
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- We live in a world of rules and order.
- Oh?
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Observe.
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Think of my palm as our universe.
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Compared with this greatness,
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one little monkey
is an insignificant pebble.
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Only the Immortal Ones in heaven
are free to live without rules.
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Know your place, young one.
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Oh!
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Come back here
right this minute!
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Out of the light!
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Come back!
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Huh?
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- Run! The demon is here!
- Oh.
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Your recklessness
drew the Demon of Havoc upon us.
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You don't belong here, outsider!
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Coconut him.
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Hm.
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Hm.
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Ha!
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Ha!
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Huh?
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Ha!
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Hm. Ya!
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Pew! Pew!
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Ha ha! Okay, imaginary family,
give me some love.
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Oh, too slow.
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Mwah!
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Come.
Gather 'round, young ones.
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Aw.
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Feel the safety.
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Huh?
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Feel your insignificance.
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- Breathe...
- Nap time's over!
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- You again?
- You're in danger! Follow me and...
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- Ha ha!
- Huh?
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I, uh, thought
that would play out differently.
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Come on! It's getting away!
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You fool!
You think you're some kind of hero?
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But I can beat that thing.
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And save the baby?
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Sure. If there's time.
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With what? Coconuts?
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Coconuts are no threat
to the Demon of Havoc.
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- He could get a weapon.
- Ha. From where?
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Oh, oh, I know! From the Dragon King.
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Yeah, the Dragon King.
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At the bottom of the sea?
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If you go out there, you will die.
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Says you.
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Crazy fool!
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One weapon coming right up.
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Coming to the stage,
let's give it up for...
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The reptile of style.
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The overboard overlord.
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With the sweetest vocal cords.
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The Dragon King!
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My loyal subjects...
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this grand column has stood here
since the dawn of time.
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It has waited patiently
for the mightiest, fiercest rebel
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with the best style, of course,
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to free its monumental potential.
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That rebel is me!
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My gorgeous machine
will unleash the column's power
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to create the greatest storm
the world has ever seen.
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Wow!
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You talk?
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You've been waiting for me? How long?
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Well, five minutes isn't...
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Five thousand years?
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The days when sea creatures
are looked down upon
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by those air-breathing
dry-landers are over!
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You're looking
for the most powerful being?
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No way! I'm actually on a quest
for the ultimate weapon!
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What are the odds, man?
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There's gotta be some way
we can help each other.
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If you were just a little smaller,
maybe I could...
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Oh, whoa!
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Let our conquest begin!
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But first, a song.
And five, six, seven, eight!
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Huh?
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- Whoa!
- Is this part of the show?
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- What is happening?
- Look out!
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Someone's stealing
the grand column! Is that a monkey?
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Whoa!
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You are incredible!
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- Excuse me, sire, but...
- Zip it. I have a call to make.
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I demand satisfaction.
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Oh, it's you. What is it? I'm busy.
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A monkey stole my grand column.
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So?
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So? Someone could do a lot of damage
with that thing. Theoretically.
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You're a king.
You handle it. I believe in you.
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Perhaps you could escalate this
to the big guy? Delegate up?
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Ah, let's see. "Dear Buddha."
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"Remember that stone monkey
you said to leave alone?"
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"Well, it took a stick.
We're all scared. Please save us."
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No. Not happening.
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Very well. I shall take things into my own
claws, and woe to those that... Oh!
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Ugh!
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So it's the monkey
who's the mightiest, fiercest rebel.
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With the best style.
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Yeah. And he swiped the one thing you need
to take over the world.
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What a guy!
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Oh no!
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Any other comments?
Input? Friendly feedback?
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- Not me.
- Mm-mm. Nope.
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No? Then draw me a bath!
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The outsider's back.
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- He didn't die.
- He got a weapon.
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He got a stick.
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We can do this, right?
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Hold on? What do you mean "hold on"?
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Whoa!
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Ow!
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Wow!
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Shh!
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Stay here and keep a lookout.
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Just hang on.
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I am hurrying.
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If you're so smart, you do it.
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Stick, where are you?
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Not that way!
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Wait! What are you doing?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- Monkey.
- You're just making it angrier.
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Stop, Stick!
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Come back, Stick!
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Oh yeah! Awesome. I get it now.
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Hee-yah!
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Oh!
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Wave bye-bye to the nice kitty.
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Hee-yah!
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What?
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Ah.
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Bad kitty god! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Monkey King! Monkey King!
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"Monkey King"! Yes.
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I like it. Has a nice ring to it.
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The ultimate weapon for the ultimate hero!
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Absurd!
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You're a tiny pebble, remember?
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He doesn't love you.
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He just wants you to love him!
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You'll never be one of us.
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You're a selfish, rebellious fool,
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who will end up all alone.
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Hmm.
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I'm not alone. I have my Stick.
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That weapon should be wielded
by one of the Immortal Ones.
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So wait. You're saying
I should be an Immortal One?
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- What? No!
- Ah, that's interesting.
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They do whatever they want
up there, right? That's me.
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No rules. Me again.
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Best weapons? Uh-huh. Very much us.
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You're right. I don't belong here.
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I belong with them!
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Monkey King!
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They'd never accept the likes of you.
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I conquered a demon.
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You'd have to defeat a hundred demons
to even get their attention.
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Oh yeah.
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- I suppose you're right.
- Of course I'm right.
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One hundred demons coming up!
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Whoa!
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Uh-oh. Agh!
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♪ Who's the handsome hero
We all love and adore? ♪
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♪ Monkey King! ♪
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♪ Who has demons screaming
When he knocks on their door? ♪
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♪ Monkey King! ♪
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♪ Who's a mighty fighter
Who is brave and spunky ♪
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♪ And also a bit of a hunk? ♪
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♪ He's the Monkey King! ♪
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♪ Who's the ape you can't escape
When he hunts you down? ♪
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♪ Monkey King! ♪
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♪ Who's the chimp
All the simple people will crown? ♪
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♪ Monkey King! ♪
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♪ Who's the simian you'll find shimmying
Up to the top ♪
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♪ And you know he won't stop
Till he's won? ♪
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♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪
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Ha ha!
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Ninety-nine demons down. One to go.
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Hey, hero here.
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Once-in-a-lifetime hero meetup.
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Where is everyone?
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Huh?
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Anyone need a hero?
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- Go away!
- Leave us alone!
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You'll get us killed!
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Name's Monkey King.
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AKA the Simian Savior.
AKA the Legendary Demon Slayer.
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And Stick.
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Our amazing skills
include pole-fighting, punching,
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kicking, a kick-pole punch combo,
the double-kick with or without Stick,
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or the ever-popular
fake kick with a spinning pole.
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- Huh! Yeah!
- Huh?
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Monkey King?
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I've never heard of you.
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Well, I've never heard of you either.
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This village needs
one of the Immortal Ones.
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Not a monkey with a fancy stick.
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This dump counts as a village? Come on!
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- He's just gonna make it worse.
- Get rid of him.
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Well, thanks for stopping by.
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I don't think you're getting
how great I am...
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He's the real deal, folks.
A living legend.
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I am? I mean, of course I am.
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If you've got a demon situation,
this is your guy.
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Huh?
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Where did you even come from, kid?
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I've never seen her before,
and I'm the mayor's wife.
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I know everyone!
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You'd better get to know us.
Unless you wanna be demon dumplings.
266
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,375
Aiya.
267
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,041
Okay. Whisper time.
268
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,875
Maybe the demon will eat the monkey.
269
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:48,250
And leave us alone.
270
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,500
Either way, we win.
271
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,750
Oh, I like it. Break!
272
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,375
Brave warrior.
273
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:58,166
My poor, dear child was just kidnapped.
274
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:01,500
Every rainy season,
the horrible fire beast descends...
275
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,791
Fire beast? That'll be a hundred demons.
276
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,041
- I'm in. Okay, desperate peasants.
- Where's he going?
277
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:11,708
- Let's talk about my ascension ceremony.
- Ascension ceremony?
278
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,541
- Your what?
- My big victory party.
279
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,583
How else will the Immortal Ones
know it's time to come get me?
280
00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:19,208
- Okay, I'll need a 35-piece orchestra.
- No!
281
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:21,208
- A 100-person dragon dance.
- No dancing.
282
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:24,125
And a huge fireworks extravaganza.
283
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,916
My fireworks? Too expensive.
284
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000
Unfortunately, ours is
but a poor rice-farming village.
285
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,458
Yeah, poor.
286
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:34,333
How insulting.
Come on, King. We're walking.
287
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:35,833
- Stop them!
- Uh, uh...
288
00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:38,500
Please, won't you
and your assistant reconsider?
289
00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:42,125
Assistant? I don't know this person.
Who are you?
290
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,125
Only your number one fan.
291
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,375
I mean, this guy
took down the white bone demon,
292
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,500
the red bone demon,
and the bone demon of no specific color.
293
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,833
We could sing songs about you,
and I'll give you a grand speech.
294
00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:55,500
- And?
- Uh, name a street after you?
295
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,708
- And?
- And?
296
00:18:56,791 --> 00:19:00,875
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
a big, fat shiny medal of solid brass.
297
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:06,000
Ooh, that will impress 'em. Okay. Next up.
What's in it for my trusty companion?
298
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,458
- The girl?
- No! My wondrous stick.
299
00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:11,666
- What's in it for him?
- Um, what does it want?
300
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,708
What do you want? A guitar.
301
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,666
But your stick can't play the guitar.
302
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,125
Huh?
303
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,500
And ten free guitar lessons.
304
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,791
Um, done?
305
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,583
- Done.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
306
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,000
Done.
307
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,625
- Uh-oh.
- The fire beast is outside.
308
00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:32,500
Please don't let it hurt
my innocent little child!
309
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,458
Don't worry.
310
00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:37,750
The quicker I slay this fire demon,
the faster we get to celebrate me.
311
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:38,833
Hm.
312
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,916
Please let me go!
313
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,083
Silence
or I shall devour you!
314
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:49,083
Hey. I see you, demon.
315
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:50,166
Huh?
316
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:53,000
Hee-yah!
317
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,583
Uh-oh.
318
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:57,666
Ow!
319
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:01,875
- What are you doing?
- Joining the Immortal Ones, duh.
320
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:02,958
What?
321
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,583
Daddy! The demon was so mean!
322
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:07,500
There, there.
323
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,041
Wait. He's the kid?
324
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,125
What took you so long?
325
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,541
We had to find a hero.
326
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:16,166
- You're the worst daddy ever.
- Now, son, don't hit Daddy.
327
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,041
Where's my snack? Hey! Ow!
328
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,291
Oh dear.
329
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,583
- What?
- That was for free.
330
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:32,250
How dare you challenge Red Girl,
Monkey King?
331
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,583
What's a Red Girl?
332
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,291
I am Red Girl!
333
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:39,625
Quake in my presence
and bow to my awesome power!
334
00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:43,041
Hey, Red Girl, leave these poor,
unattractive people alone.
335
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:46,500
But the kids are ripest this time of year.
336
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,958
- Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
- Daddy!
337
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,500
So yummy!
338
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,250
Okay, Monkey King, what's the play?
Are you gonna...
339
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:57,041
Okay, little girl.
I can take it from here.
340
00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:01,625
Ha!
341
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,166
Get her, Monkey King!
342
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:07,333
Hey, cut that out!
343
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:09,208
Behave!
344
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:13,000
Hey, you're a little scrawny
for number 100, but we'll make it work.
345
00:21:13,666 --> 00:21:14,750
Hai-yah!
346
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:20,708
Bad monkey!
347
00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:23,208
Like I care!
348
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,583
Don't give up now. Ha! You're doing great.
349
00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:31,291
Hey, stop that! Ugh!
350
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:34,375
Congratulations!
The Monkey King's last victim.
351
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:37,333
You're gonna be famous. Ow!
352
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:39,375
Uh-oh.
353
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:42,041
Stick!
354
00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:46,250
Goodbye, Monkey!
355
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:48,875
Yes!
356
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:50,875
Frustrated!
357
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:52,875
Bam!
358
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,666
Whoa!
359
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,333
That Monkey's gonna burn down
the whole village.
360
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,416
- Come on, everyone.
- Come on!
361
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:02,333
Hai-yah!
362
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,125
Agh! My fireworks shop!
363
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,791
- Over here.
- Water coming up.
364
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:09,875
Toss it, kid.
365
00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:17,708
Ooh, ooh.
366
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:21,333
- Eat fire, loser!
- Back at ya.
367
00:22:21,416 --> 00:22:22,791
Whoa!
368
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,166
Do you really think you can defeat me?
369
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,083
No. I know it.
370
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:32,833
And for the beef dish, sire,
371
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:34,833
lettuce-wrapped or skewers?
372
00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:38,041
Skewers it is.
373
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:40,708
Incoming!
374
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:45,708
- Daddy, I'm hungry!
- Now, son...
375
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,500
It's the monkey!
376
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,000
Not my house!
377
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,166
Creepy.
378
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,958
Oh! Stick!
379
00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:00,083
Burn, Monkey, burn!
380
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,250
Boom!
381
00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:05,666
What a team!
382
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:07,916
Where did you get that stick?
383
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,666
It's fantastic!
384
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,750
Good idea, Stick. Hey, you want it?
385
00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:15,750
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Gimme, gimme, gimme!
386
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:18,916
If you can hold it for ten seconds,
it's yours.
387
00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,250
One, two...
388
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:24,708
- Four... Seven...
- Four... Seven...
389
00:23:24,791 --> 00:23:25,958
- Five.
- Stop!
390
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:28,351
- Four... Eight...
- One... Two...
391
00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:31,458
Three...
392
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:32,750
You let go!
393
00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:35,708
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo!
394
00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:36,625
Yes!
395
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:37,750
Mwah!
396
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,708
One-hundredth demon vanquished!
397
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:43,666
Monkey King reigns supreme!
398
00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:44,625
And Stick.
399
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:48,083
Incredible. You got her
to fall right into your trap.
400
00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:51,125
- I will learn so much from you.
- You're still here?
401
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:53,750
Please. My name is Lin.
402
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,916
I am but a lowly peasant girl
from a tiny village
403
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,208
who hopes to make a difference someday.
404
00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:03,208
I offer my skills as your humble assistant
and weapon-bearer.
405
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,166
Wow. My own assistant?
406
00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:08,666
Hard pass.
407
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:11,750
This monkey heroes alone.
408
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:14,083
Oh.
409
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:17,083
So, you got
my big victory speech ready, right?
410
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:18,708
Um, well, I...
411
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:23,583
Well, then, grab yourself a scroll
and take notes because it's,
412
00:24:23,666 --> 00:24:25,916
ha, party time!
413
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,416
Crazy monkey!
414
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:33,000
Kaboom! Yeah!
415
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:38,708
"How fortunate
we poor ignorant villagers..."
416
00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:40,083
- Hm?
- Mm-hm.
417
00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:42,416
"...are tonight to witness
418
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,041
the mighty Monkey King's
heavenly ascension
419
00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:47,250
to join the Immortal Ones."
420
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:49,958
"He saved our town."
421
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:53,666
Sort of.
422
00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:57,541
"He is the bravest,
most spectac... spectac..."
423
00:24:57,625 --> 00:24:59,250
- Are you sure?
- It's a word.
424
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:04,375
"...spectacul-errific-amazing-derful hero
425
00:25:04,458 --> 00:25:06,291
the world has ever known."
426
00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:07,916
"Wait for applause."
427
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,291
Whoo! Monkey King!
428
00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:14,791
"And now a song."
429
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:19,833
"Music and lyrics by a handsome artist
who, um, wishes to remain anonymous."
430
00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:21,208
Hm.
431
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:24,583
♪ Who's the handsome hero
We all love and adore? ♪
432
00:25:24,666 --> 00:25:25,541
♪ Monkey King! ♪
433
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:28,875
♪ Who has demons screaming
When he knocks on their door? ♪
434
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:30,000
♪ Monkey King! ♪
435
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:33,000
♪ Who's the simian you'll find shimmying
Up to the top ♪
436
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:36,500
♪ And you know he won't stop
Till he's won? ♪
437
00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,666
♪ That's right, it's the Monkey King! ♪
438
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,166
Eh, you were a little flat. Ya!
439
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,375
Yeah! Monkey King!
440
00:25:45,458 --> 00:25:49,041
Hm. It appears
the ape didn't succumb
441
00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:52,041
to our fiery little minx as I'd hoped.
442
00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,125
Time to move.
443
00:25:53,208 --> 00:25:55,916
Are you sufficiently moisturized,
Your Grace?
444
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,958
You know what happens
in the dry night air.
445
00:25:58,041 --> 00:25:59,375
Hm. Good point.
446
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:01,916
Onward!
447
00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:06,625
Here's your medal.
448
00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:07,791
Yes.
449
00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:10,791
So, where are the Immortal Ones?
450
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:13,708
- Yeah, we were promised gods!
- They're coming. Move.
451
00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:15,708
Ouch!
452
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:19,166
One hundred demons defeated.
453
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,083
Wow. What an accomplishment.
454
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:24,583
The Immortal Ones can welcome me
with open arms now.
455
00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:27,291
I said now!
456
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:31,041
Now? Hello? This thing on?
457
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:35,125
They're here! See, peasants!
458
00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:39,208
Behold as I ascend!
459
00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:40,791
- You!
- Ho ho!
460
00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:41,708
Huh?
461
00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:44,541
You are no hero!
462
00:26:44,625 --> 00:26:46,041
You're a thief!
463
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:48,791
Aw, you're not the Immortal Ones.
464
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:49,875
Uh-oh.
465
00:26:49,958 --> 00:26:53,416
That is mine!
466
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,166
What's wrong, Stick? You know this chump?
467
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,125
Stick? You never talked to me.
468
00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:00,500
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Who are you anyway?
469
00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:05,791
I am the undersea ruler of the...
470
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,750
- What?
- Oh, look at his face.
471
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:13,666
- Low humidity. Arid climate.
- Ew!
472
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:16,708
Don't look at me!
No, no, no. Be right back.
473
00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,291
So invigorating.
474
00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:28,125
- ...undersea ruler of the dragon kingdom.
- What? Come on.
475
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:32,125
And you, sir, stole my stick.
476
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:34,958
No, I didn't.
I found it at the bottom of the ocean.
477
00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:37,041
Right in the middle of some tacky palace.
478
00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:40,125
Tacky? Once I reclaim my stick,
479
00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:45,791
you and all these air-breathers
will suffer my... my...
480
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:47,375
Again?
481
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:50,083
Arid climate. No. Look away!
482
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:56,916
...suffer my wrath!
483
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,916
There's supposed to be a lightning crash.
484
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,333
And there it is.
485
00:28:04,791 --> 00:28:07,791
Hey, Babbo, how will we know
when we're under the stick?
486
00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:09,833
Easy. The stick will be right above us.
487
00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:12,041
How will we know we took the right stick?
488
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,750
There's only one choice.
489
00:28:13,833 --> 00:28:17,083
But what if we choose wrong, Babbo?
490
00:28:17,166 --> 00:28:19,041
Look at that armor.
491
00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:21,708
Who even wears brass with gold?
492
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:26,500
Look, buddy, I hear ya. You love my stick.
Everyone loves the stick.
493
00:28:26,583 --> 00:28:29,833
But no one appreciates the stick
like I do.
494
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:32,833
Quiet! The grown-ups are talking.
495
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:36,250
And now you're ruining
my exclusive ceremony.
496
00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:39,833
Point is, Stick is not going anywhere.
497
00:28:39,916 --> 00:28:42,541
- Ain't that right, Stick? Buddy?
- Ow!
498
00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:45,666
- Uh-oh.
- Hey, are they with...
499
00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:48,833
Stick, stay strong! I'm coming!
500
00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:50,291
Oh no!
501
00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:01,083
Hang on, Stick!
502
00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:02,833
Woo-hoo!
503
00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:09,541
What?
504
00:29:16,666 --> 00:29:19,791
Babbo, I'm gonna get sick!
505
00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:21,125
Stick, left!
506
00:29:23,166 --> 00:29:24,208
And to the right!
507
00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:27,583
Ha ha! You missed!
508
00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:35,708
Stick, darling, it's Dragon.
509
00:29:35,791 --> 00:29:37,833
- He's mine!
- Jump in the tub!
510
00:29:37,916 --> 00:29:39,666
He only listens to me, flaky.
511
00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:42,541
I don't see a ring on it, honey!
512
00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:47,458
Itching! Flaking!
513
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,541
Huh.
514
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,750
Of course! An avalanche.
515
00:29:57,833 --> 00:30:00,166
- Hit the brake!
- Fun ride, huh?
516
00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:02,583
See ya!
517
00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:05,291
- Babbo!
- Curse you, gravity!
518
00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:08,833
Ha ha! Monkey King reigns supreme!
519
00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:09,916
Huh?
520
00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:11,958
Stick!
521
00:30:12,041 --> 00:30:13,208
Catch me!
522
00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:17,708
My palace is not tacky!
523
00:30:23,041 --> 00:30:24,666
Gotcha!
524
00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:27,916
Dragon King?
525
00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:29,458
Agh!
526
00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:32,791
Fear not, little girl.
The villain is gone.
527
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,291
Maybe you're not as useless as I thought.
528
00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:39,750
- So, do I have the job?
- Um...
529
00:30:39,833 --> 00:30:40,833
Nope.
530
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:42,750
Oh, come on.
531
00:30:45,208 --> 00:30:48,583
Twenty minutes, and still no invite
from the Jade Emperor.
532
00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,083
What am I missing?
533
00:30:50,166 --> 00:30:54,083
Immortality! Of course.
It's right in the name.
534
00:30:54,166 --> 00:30:57,500
To become an Immortal One,
I need immortality!
535
00:30:57,583 --> 00:30:59,000
Maybe I can help.
536
00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:02,958
Okay, look, kid. You see this?
537
00:31:04,083 --> 00:31:05,541
Your palm?
538
00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:09,541
No! I mean, yes. But no. This here is me.
539
00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:10,666
Okay?
540
00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:13,833
And this tiny thing is you.
541
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:15,375
- Get it now?
- Huh?
542
00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:17,125
I'm the universe hand,
543
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:20,083
and you're an insignificant,
useless pebble.
544
00:31:20,875 --> 00:31:23,625
Even a tiny pebble
can make a big ripple, you know.
545
00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:27,041
That's just
what a tiny pebble would say.
546
00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:30,416
So, Stick, immortality, where do we go?
547
00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:33,333
Really? Huh.
548
00:31:33,416 --> 00:31:35,333
But how do we get there?
549
00:31:35,416 --> 00:31:38,041
A graveyard? Spooky.
550
00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:40,208
Huh...
551
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,041
Grave... Gra...
552
00:31:42,125 --> 00:31:44,291
- Graveyard.
- You can't read.
553
00:31:44,375 --> 00:31:45,583
Of course I can.
554
00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:49,125
That's grass. That's the sky.
That's a rock. See? Reading.
555
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,250
- Graveyard's that way.
- Obviously.
556
00:31:52,333 --> 00:31:55,500
No, no, no, no, no. We don't need her.
557
00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:58,333
- He wants me to come. Doesn't he?
- Just go home, kid.
558
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,625
I can't go home.
There's trouble back there,
559
00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:02,333
and it made me do some things.
560
00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:05,416
- Things I probably shouldn't have done.
- Ooh! You killed someone?
561
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,791
- No!
- Oh.
562
00:32:06,875 --> 00:32:09,750
I just wanna do big things someday.
Like you.
563
00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:14,041
Ow!
564
00:32:14,125 --> 00:32:16,666
I know. No. I...
565
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:18,125
Yes, but...
566
00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:20,458
How much reading could we possibly need?
567
00:32:20,541 --> 00:32:24,166
Fine. I said fine!
568
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,500
So, assistant girl,
569
00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:27,250
you coming or what?
570
00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:29,333
So, where to next?
571
00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:33,208
Oh, you'll see.
572
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,333
Ooh.
573
00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:46,000
In there? Us? How?
574
00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,041
This. It's like an all-access VIP pass.
575
00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:52,166
Any realm, any dimension.
Even the Land of the Dead.
576
00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:53,916
But you're not dead.
577
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,291
And if all goes well, never will be.
578
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:59,416
Okay. If we're gonna fit in,
we gotta dress the part.
579
00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:02,208
What the heck?
580
00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:03,333
Not heck.
581
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,083
Hell.
582
00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:13,416
Try to keep up.
583
00:33:17,541 --> 00:33:19,416
Are we even supposed to be here?
584
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,750
Absolutely not. Isn't it great?
585
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,750
See, the day you're supposed to die
586
00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:26,458
is recorded
in the Scroll of Life and Death.
587
00:33:26,541 --> 00:33:29,208
But if my name should somehow
get crossed out,
588
00:33:29,291 --> 00:33:32,250
then no death registered,
and guess who's immortal?
589
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,333
Me!
590
00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:40,541
One more thing.
Die in hell, stay in hell. So don't die.
591
00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:43,708
This is a bad idea.
592
00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:45,625
Next.
593
00:33:49,458 --> 00:33:50,916
Act like a ghost.
594
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,666
Whoo! Eee!
595
00:33:53,750 --> 00:33:57,541
Oh yeah. Great. You're giving me chills.
596
00:33:57,625 --> 00:33:59,416
King here! Coming through!
597
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,791
Make way.
598
00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:03,875
Next! Release form.
599
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:07,000
You brought a live chicken
to the underworld?
600
00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:09,416
No living things allowed!
601
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,791
We really should go now.
602
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,791
Watch and learn, Pebble.
603
00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:16,000
Oh no.
604
00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:21,416
That's better. Pit of Infinite Agony.
Fourth floor on your right. Next!
605
00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:23,625
Yes, good morning.
606
00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:26,291
I'd like a quick glance
at the Life and Death Scrolls.
607
00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:28,083
Release form first.
608
00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,041
It's in my other armor?
609
00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:33,541
Rejected!
610
00:34:34,416 --> 00:34:36,583
- Release form.
- Back to the world of the living.
611
00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:38,291
Not so fast.
612
00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:41,375
As my assistant, your first duty...
613
00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,916
...is to be the sacrificial lamb.
614
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,375
- What are you doing?
- She's alive? Here in hell?
615
00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:47,916
- What?
- You're alive!
616
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,250
How scandalous!
617
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,750
And you cut in front of all these people?
618
00:34:51,833 --> 00:34:54,666
- What?
- No living things allowed!
619
00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:57,291
Oh, Monkey!
620
00:34:57,375 --> 00:34:59,333
Uh, uh, I... I'm not...
621
00:34:59,416 --> 00:35:02,041
I couldn't be more dead.
Fresh corpse here.
622
00:35:02,541 --> 00:35:04,791
How did you die?
623
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:07,791
Old age. No, I mean scurvy. Earthquake?
624
00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:09,500
A duel. Two duels.
625
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:10,666
Here's the story.
626
00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:15,375
I fell... off a cliff
into a hole filled with sharks.
627
00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:16,625
Rabid sharks.
628
00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:18,625
And then a house fell on me,
629
00:35:18,708 --> 00:35:21,000
and I drowned. Yeah.
630
00:35:22,708 --> 00:35:24,250
Okay, you're in.
631
00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:26,208
Chamber of Ridiculous Deaths.
632
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,375
Fifth floor down the hall.
633
00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:29,708
Hm.
634
00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:30,791
Next!
635
00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:41,750
What a guy.
636
00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:43,416
Hey!
637
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:46,375
Monkey! You abandoned me
in the middle of hell.
638
00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:48,541
You don't leave a teammate behind.
639
00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:53,000
What teammate? You're an assistant.
An insignificant pebble.
640
00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:55,541
- Stop calling me that.
- Absolutely.
641
00:35:55,625 --> 00:35:59,375
As soon as you find my scroll
so I can cross my name off. Come on.
642
00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:03,708
This shouldn't take long.
643
00:36:04,333 --> 00:36:05,833
What?
644
00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,500
Get reading.
645
00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:13,666
What's your family name?
646
00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:16,125
Don't have one. I was born from a rock.
647
00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:17,750
A rock?
648
00:36:17,833 --> 00:36:22,125
More of a rock egg.
The scrolls list your family history.
649
00:36:22,208 --> 00:36:24,458
I must have parents, right?
650
00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:26,166
Well, I guess.
651
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,500
Everyone does.
652
00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:32,000
Ha! Looking for your scrolls?
653
00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:34,416
My scroll? Why does he have my scroll?
654
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:36,583
You don't belong here,
655
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:39,583
outsiders.
656
00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:43,708
Oh ho! Time to defeat demon 101.
657
00:36:43,791 --> 00:36:46,041
Mighty brush! Stamp of doom!
658
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:50,958
Open! Hyah!
659
00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:53,750
- Don't let them get away!
- Capture them!
660
00:36:53,833 --> 00:36:55,291
Stop the monkey!
661
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:58,375
Through 115.
662
00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:01,375
Clones, eh?
663
00:37:01,458 --> 00:37:04,083
I can? Really? Cool!
664
00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:11,083
Monkey King reigns supreme!
665
00:37:14,916 --> 00:37:16,458
Bring it!
666
00:37:16,541 --> 00:37:17,625
Woo-hoo!
667
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,541
Not the beard!
668
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:22,666
Woo-hoo!
669
00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,208
Next!
670
00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:30,083
Shaolin soccer!
671
00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:35,958
- Wait! Time-out. I'm not a part of this.
- Nobody's on the bench!
672
00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:38,541
Woo-hoo!
673
00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:40,500
- Get her!
- Duck!
674
00:37:42,083 --> 00:37:43,000
Got 'em.
675
00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:50,291
Monkey, I got 'em. This one's mine. Huh?
676
00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:53,166
Hey! Not yours!
677
00:37:54,291 --> 00:37:57,458
What's it say about my family?
678
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:58,583
It says
679
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:00,791
you don't have one.
680
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,958
Oh. I'm all alone?
681
00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:05,416
I'm sorry, Monkey.
682
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,041
Which means...
683
00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:09,583
Oof! I'm an original!
684
00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:10,666
One of a kind!
685
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:13,000
- Give me that scroll.
- Third line from the bottom.
686
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:18,875
Step away from the scroll,
you flea-bitten, mortal lowlife! Close!
687
00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:19,958
Come on!
688
00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:25,375
Uh-oh.
689
00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:27,166
Got it.
690
00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,583
Yeah, baby!
691
00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:32,125
Monkey King!
692
00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:33,416
Oh, her.
693
00:38:35,041 --> 00:38:36,916
Ow! That hurt.
694
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,250
Hee-yah!
695
00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:45,125
And now I'm immortal!
696
00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:51,250
Even for hell, this is bad.
697
00:38:57,125 --> 00:39:01,000
What's up, Yama?
Or should I say, what's down?
698
00:39:01,083 --> 00:39:04,916
I beseech you.
A rogue primate has invaded hell and... Ow!
699
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,250
Hey, uh, Jade Emperor, right?
Listen, great news.
700
00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:12,166
Get the Immortal Ones together.
I'm on my way. We're gonna be neighbors.
701
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,125
So you're the Monkey King.
702
00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:16,541
Gonna party at your banquets.
703
00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:17,958
- Get hammered.
- Release form!
704
00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:22,083
- We're gonna share battle stories.
- Please. You're not one of us.
705
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:25,583
Actually, I am.
Crossed my name out and everything.
706
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:28,083
That only makes you half-immortal.
707
00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:30,208
- Half?
- You can't die of old age.
708
00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:31,541
Oh, that's great!
709
00:39:31,625 --> 00:39:33,708
But you can still die in battle.
710
00:39:33,791 --> 00:39:35,041
Huh?
711
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:38,750
Don't look at me. This was your plan.
712
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,458
Well, this is new information.
713
00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:44,541
So, how exactly
does one get full immortality?
714
00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:45,916
You don't. Not possible.
715
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,291
Well, there is
The Book of Everlasting Life, my lord.
716
00:39:49,375 --> 00:39:52,166
- You shut your beard hole right now!
- My bad.
717
00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:55,416
Stick, door!
718
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,666
Assistant, book!
719
00:39:56,750 --> 00:39:58,750
Monkey, stay handsome.
720
00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:09,458
Whatever you do,
don't let him leave with that book!
721
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,541
Let's go.
722
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,125
Oh! Don't!
723
00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:13,583
Uh-oh.
724
00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:22,750
Make way!
725
00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:25,958
Catch him! Catch him!
726
00:40:26,583 --> 00:40:28,083
Agh!
727
00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:35,875
Hee-yah!
728
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:42,000
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Monkey!
729
00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:47,916
Ha! Well, that was fun. You got the book?
730
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,833
- Uh, um, uh...
- You didn't lose it, did you?
731
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:51,958
Uh, uh...
732
00:40:52,041 --> 00:40:53,291
You had one job!
733
00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:55,541
One job and you blew it!
734
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:56,833
Uh...
735
00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,166
Aha!
736
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:02,458
- Just messing with you!
- Do you treat all your friends like this?
737
00:41:02,541 --> 00:41:08,166
Friends? Whoa, okay. You're more like
a teammate on my very critical mission.
738
00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:10,208
Well, that's better than a pebble.
739
00:41:10,291 --> 00:41:12,250
All right. Moving on. See this?
740
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:15,708
This book can tell us
how I can get my full immortality.
741
00:41:15,791 --> 00:41:16,833
- Uh...
- What's it say?
742
00:41:16,916 --> 00:41:19,250
Okay. Uh, it says...
743
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:22,750
Oh. "Full immortality can be attained
by eating a magical peach
744
00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:26,125
from the Enchanted Orchard
of Everlasting Life."
745
00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:27,416
Ooh! Where's that?
746
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,750
This could take a while.
747
00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:33,208
And I will give you five minutes.
748
00:41:48,791 --> 00:41:50,375
This monkey's insane.
749
00:41:50,458 --> 00:41:51,625
Oh really?
750
00:41:51,708 --> 00:41:53,666
He gets in fights, insults the gods.
751
00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:57,375
He just stole a book from hell!
Oh yeah, did I mention? We went to hell!
752
00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:01,708
Okay, let's bring the sass down
to, like, a four, okay, sweetheart?
753
00:42:01,791 --> 00:42:03,708
I can't keep this up. I can't do this.
754
00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:07,166
Listen, honey, we made a deal.
755
00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:08,875
There's no backing out now.
756
00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:11,375
Or did you forget?
757
00:42:11,458 --> 00:42:13,458
I remember.
758
00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:19,125
I beseech you, divine dragon.
759
00:42:19,708 --> 00:42:21,041
End our suffering.
760
00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:22,458
Our crops are dying.
761
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,500
Could you please
grace us with a rainstorm?
762
00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:31,125
- We've been searching forever!
- What?
763
00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:33,125
Why aren't the "wanted" posters working?
764
00:42:33,208 --> 00:42:36,291
But we put them up everywhere, Your Grace.
There's one.
765
00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:37,375
Huh?
766
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:39,666
What is this?
767
00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:43,083
I told you to draw the monkey, you dimwit!
768
00:42:43,166 --> 00:42:46,708
But, sire, monkeys are so much harder
to draw than sticks.
769
00:42:46,791 --> 00:42:49,333
- No, wait, wait!
- What the...
770
00:42:49,416 --> 00:42:52,833
Divine Master of Weather.
Thank you for answering my call.
771
00:42:52,916 --> 00:42:55,916
How dare you, a mere mortal,
speak to his lordship.
772
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,708
- Avert your eyes.
- My apologies.
773
00:42:57,791 --> 00:42:59,791
We have no food here. No water.
774
00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:01,875
Could you please, please send us rain?
775
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:06,166
Well, aren't you
a presumptuous little snack.
776
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,333
Wait, please!
777
00:43:07,416 --> 00:43:11,208
I'll do anything. You must need something.
An assistant. A servant.
778
00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:12,791
A human servant? Ha!
779
00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:15,791
He already has
two perfectly good and trusted advisors.
780
00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:17,000
We carry his tub.
781
00:43:17,083 --> 00:43:18,500
No!
782
00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:22,375
No. But perhaps our monkey would.
783
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:23,583
Monkey?
784
00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:27,291
Would you lie for me? Get your paws dirty?
785
00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:30,250
You'll have to be manipulative,
vicious, and cunning.
786
00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:33,458
Do you have that in you,
you scrumptious, sweet little thing?
787
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:38,708
Because when you make a deal with me,
you follow through or...
788
00:43:39,833 --> 00:43:42,125
It's chapped lips for you!
789
00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:43,333
Benbo, he eats her.
790
00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:46,125
Oh! Yeah, that too.
791
00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:47,750
Okay. I accept.
792
00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:53,625
Befriend a certain monkey,
earn his trust, and take his stick.
793
00:43:53,708 --> 00:43:55,666
When it's in my possession,
794
00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:58,708
you'll get your rain.
795
00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:01,458
He never lets the stick out of his sight.
796
00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:03,250
The sooner it's in my grip,
797
00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,791
the faster you'll get
your drip, drip, drip.
798
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:08,041
Well, now he's got me searching
this stolen book
799
00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:10,875
for some Orchard of Everlasting Life.
800
00:44:10,958 --> 00:44:14,583
He's still trying
to join the Immortal Ones?
801
00:44:14,666 --> 00:44:16,416
What a fool.
802
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:17,791
What should I do?
803
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:21,916
Hm. He wants
an enchanted peach now, does he?
804
00:44:22,583 --> 00:44:28,375
Oh, well, I'll just have to put on
a little show and give him one.
805
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:32,541
All you need to worry about
is getting him there.
806
00:44:38,416 --> 00:44:41,958
You sure this is the right way
to get to that fancy peach orchard?
807
00:44:42,041 --> 00:44:43,250
Yeah, definitely.
808
00:44:43,333 --> 00:44:46,791
- Woo-hoo!
- Do you have to go top speed?
809
00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:50,125
This? Ha! Please.
810
00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:52,291
- I'll show you top speed.
- No, no, no. I...
811
00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:53,958
Hey!
812
00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:59,208
Now, any personal assistant of mine
really needs to be in the moment.
813
00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:00,291
Yeah, yeah.
814
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:04,833
You need to be more focused
and pay better attention.
815
00:45:12,291 --> 00:45:15,500
I need to know you'll always have my back.
816
00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:17,333
Monkey!
817
00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:20,583
He's coming back. He's coming back.
818
00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:23,166
And my shoes
perfectly shined.
819
00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:24,916
He's not coming back!
820
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,791
It's the attention to detail
that I value most.
821
00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:30,000
Hee-yah!
822
00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:38,083
Where to next? The hills? The desert?
823
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,375
Aw, man!
824
00:45:43,791 --> 00:45:45,291
Trees.
825
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:48,708
So many trees.
826
00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:53,958
I could've died peacefully in my village,
but, no!
827
00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:59,291
Chamber of Ridiculous Deaths, here I come.
828
00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:02,416
♪ Who's the handsome hero
We love and adore? ♪
829
00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:03,666
♪ Monkey King! ♪
830
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:05,125
Man, that's really catchy.
831
00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:07,666
Help!
832
00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:16,291
Where is she?
833
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:20,166
Oh, there you are. Did you hear
any of my performance evaluation?
834
00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:22,625
You are crazy!
835
00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:26,291
And handsome.
836
00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:28,958
If you're gonna be critical, be fair.
837
00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:32,041
Places, everyone. Places!
838
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:33,625
Almost showtime.
839
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,500
Buzz for me, Babbo. Buzz!
840
00:46:35,583 --> 00:46:37,125
Must I, sire?
841
00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:38,416
Come on. Sell it.
842
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:40,958
Look at my little stinger!
843
00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:44,375
- I'm adorable!
- All right, Benbo, less is more.
844
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:46,291
He's never gonna buy this.
845
00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:48,541
Does this look like
an enchanted peach garden?
846
00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:51,708
If you believe it, so will your audience.
Here are the new sides.
847
00:46:51,791 --> 00:46:54,666
Try not to step on each other's lines.
Keep the scene contained.
848
00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:57,708
I only had time to poison one tree.
849
00:46:57,791 --> 00:47:01,541
The toxin should take only a few moments
to knock him out cold.
850
00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:06,041
Remember, the tree in the light
has the peach he should bite.
851
00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:09,375
If it's hidden by night,
then the fruit isn't right. Got it?
852
00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:12,833
Okay. If the tree is in light,
then, um, uh...
853
00:47:12,916 --> 00:47:16,500
- It's the peach he should bite.
- Oh yeah. So definitely not that tree.
854
00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:19,625
Yes, exactly that tree.
855
00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:22,500
But that tree's not white.
It's more of a brown.
856
00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:24,291
No, not the color!
857
00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:26,291
I lit it up for you. See?
858
00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:29,791
Still nothing?
859
00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:32,000
So,
860
00:47:32,541 --> 00:47:34,333
it's a glowing tree?
861
00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:38,000
Exactly. Wow.
862
00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:41,708
And once the monkey passes out,
I'll grab the stick and...
863
00:47:41,791 --> 00:47:43,083
Oh, here they come.
864
00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:47,625
Everybody back to one. Hit your marks.
And let's have some fun out there.
865
00:47:48,291 --> 00:47:49,666
Whoopsie-daisy!
866
00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:52,708
This one? No. That one.
867
00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:58,958
Ugh. This peach grove looks kinda shabby.
Are you sure this is...
868
00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:03,083
Oh yeah. One bite of the magical fruit,
and you get full immortality.
869
00:48:03,166 --> 00:48:05,250
Huh?
870
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,625
♪ Behold this magic garden ♪
871
00:48:10,708 --> 00:48:12,500
♪ Full of magic nature ♪
872
00:48:12,583 --> 00:48:14,833
♪ It's the Orchard of Everlasting Life ♪
873
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:16,750
♪ We are the magic guardians ♪
874
00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:19,291
♪ And the pollinators
Of this magic orchard ♪
875
00:48:19,375 --> 00:48:21,041
♪ Which is definitely real ♪
876
00:48:21,125 --> 00:48:22,416
I don't know why,
877
00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:24,291
but I like these guys.
878
00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:26,416
Oh yeah, totally.
879
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,833
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Handsome, hairy stranger ♪
880
00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:30,541
♪ We are the protectors ♪
881
00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,791
♪ Of the nectar of immortality ♪
882
00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:34,375
♪ We promise there's no danger ♪
883
00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:35,541
♪ So eat a poison peach ♪
884
00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:39,166
♪ I mean, the peaches that are juiciest
Are in that glowing tree ♪
885
00:48:40,958 --> 00:48:42,083
♪ Hopefully ♪
886
00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:43,208
Stand back.
887
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:48,500
Hm.
888
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,041
I'm not feeling anything special.
889
00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:53,750
Hey, do I look immortal?
890
00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:56,875
- Hm, well...
- Or maybe it's the tree over here.
891
00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:59,541
That's ridiculous.
The one in the light has the juiciest...
892
00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:00,666
Stick to the pages!
893
00:49:00,750 --> 00:49:04,333
Maybe it's this tree. The one in the dark.
That's the most delicious.
894
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:06,083
Hold it. Let me check.
895
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:09,750
Nope. Definitely not as juicy as the one...
896
00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:10,916
Oh!
897
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,708
The tree in the dark...
898
00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:16,416
Uh, what's wrong with this one?
899
00:49:17,166 --> 00:49:21,875
...has the tastiest bark.
900
00:49:23,083 --> 00:49:24,666
That seems suspicious.
901
00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:27,125
No, no, no, no.
This is definitely the right tree.
902
00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:28,416
- Eat it.
- No, you eat it.
903
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,666
- No, you eat it.
- No improv.
904
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:32,291
- You eat it first.
- You eat it.
905
00:49:32,375 --> 00:49:34,958
- You eat it.
- Come on. Just eat it. Yum.
906
00:49:35,041 --> 00:49:37,375
How about at the same time?
907
00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:40,000
Fine. Immortality, here I come.
908
00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:44,666
I don't feel anything.
909
00:49:44,750 --> 00:49:45,875
What?
910
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:48,708
Oh, wait. Maybe I do.
911
00:49:52,041 --> 00:49:54,333
I feel good!
912
00:49:54,416 --> 00:49:56,458
Me too!
913
00:49:56,541 --> 00:49:58,541
Maybe you should just sit down.
914
00:49:58,625 --> 00:50:02,666
Hey! Buzz off, lady, and mind your own...
915
00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:04,541
Beeswax?
916
00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:05,625
No!
917
00:50:05,958 --> 00:50:07,416
Beeswax.
918
00:50:08,041 --> 00:50:10,083
Ugh!
919
00:50:10,166 --> 00:50:13,875
Clear the stage. I'll take that stick.
Thank you very much.
920
00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:15,666
Hey, I know you.
921
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:20,750
Oh, your skin's all cleared up.
You are gorgy!
922
00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:23,500
You must be from the Dang Dynasty!
923
00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:26,000
Hey, hey, you gotta try
these peaches, man.
924
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,416
You idiot!
925
00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:31,000
Don't you realize what's in those
926
00:50:31,666 --> 00:50:35,541
yummy, mouth-watering...
927
00:50:35,625 --> 00:50:38,166
Who wants to take a bath with me?
928
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:39,333
I do!
929
00:50:39,416 --> 00:50:40,416
Yay!
930
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:43,416
We're hot-tubbing
with the dragon!
931
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,625
Everyone's gonna get crazy!
932
00:50:47,291 --> 00:50:50,541
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
933
00:50:53,541 --> 00:50:54,666
Oh man!
934
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:56,958
I loved those guys!
935
00:50:57,041 --> 00:50:59,583
Those... Those are good people.
936
00:50:59,666 --> 00:51:03,250
But the two of you are my best friends.
937
00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:06,041
No. No, no, no, no. We're not friends.
938
00:51:06,791 --> 00:51:08,166
The three of us,
939
00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:10,625
we're family.
940
00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:17,791
What just... What just happened?
941
00:51:18,916 --> 00:51:21,166
Dra... Uh, Dragon?
942
00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:24,750
Whoop!
943
00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:28,208
Monkey?
944
00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:32,125
You awake?
945
00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:44,333
- Agh!
- Wait!
946
00:51:45,625 --> 00:51:48,458
Did the peaches work?
Am I fully immortal now?
947
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,250
- Knock my head off.
- What?
948
00:51:50,333 --> 00:51:54,208
Take my stick and whack me in the face.
It's all right. Come on, come on. Do it.
949
00:51:54,291 --> 00:51:55,583
I won't even feel it.
950
00:51:56,916 --> 00:52:01,000
Fine. I'll do it myself, wuss.
951
00:52:02,458 --> 00:52:03,458
Ow!
952
00:52:03,791 --> 00:52:06,791
- Those peaches were defective.
- Maybe they're out of season.
953
00:52:06,875 --> 00:52:10,458
What? Our quest has failed, Stick.
954
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:12,625
You're still half-immortal.
955
00:52:12,708 --> 00:52:14,291
I don't do half-things.
956
00:52:14,375 --> 00:52:15,833
Yeah, I noticed.
957
00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:21,166
This old geezer once told me
all the things I couldn't do.
958
00:52:21,250 --> 00:52:22,625
That I'd wind up alone.
959
00:52:25,541 --> 00:52:28,166
Yeah. "You'll never amount to anything."
960
00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:31,833
I heard that all the time
back home.
961
00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:33,791
Wow.
962
00:52:35,291 --> 00:52:36,541
Wish I could relate.
963
00:52:36,625 --> 00:52:38,916
Well, thanks for your help.
964
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,208
- I mean, it was mostly me.
- You're leaving?
965
00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:44,041
- It was nice knowing you, little girl.
- But no!
966
00:52:44,125 --> 00:52:46,875
Don't go.
You said we were family.
967
00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:48,083
- No, I didn't.
- You did.
968
00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:49,208
Doesn't sound like me.
969
00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:52,041
- Well, you said it.
- That was just the peaches talking.
970
00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:55,291
But you promised we'd do big things.
We can't give up now.
971
00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:57,708
"We"? Who's this "we"?
972
00:52:57,791 --> 00:52:59,791
I'm still gonna join the Immortal Ones.
973
00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:02,041
Just not with you.
974
00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:05,791
You know what? I'm starting to think
that wasn't even the real peach orchard.
975
00:53:05,875 --> 00:53:07,041
What?
976
00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:10,625
You think I... I deliberately
brought you to the wrong place?
977
00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:13,250
L-L-Like some sort of...
Like some sort of trap?
978
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:15,000
You're saying I lied to you?
979
00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:16,791
I'm not not saying it.
980
00:53:16,875 --> 00:53:20,250
You know what? Go ahead.
Walk away. You're so selfish.
981
00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:22,041
You only care about yourself.
982
00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:26,375
- Well, no one else will.
- Ugh! 'Cause you won't let them.
983
00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:31,250
Someday, you really will end up all alone.
984
00:53:39,375 --> 00:53:40,208
Hm.
985
00:53:40,291 --> 00:53:45,666
Hm.
986
00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:48,000
What are you yapping on about?
987
00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:50,833
Who's that? Assistant, what does it say?
988
00:53:50,916 --> 00:53:54,083
"An authority on everlasting life,
the royal sorceress, Wangmu,
989
00:53:54,166 --> 00:53:59,458
can often be found in her laboratory
brewing her famous Elixir of Immortality."
990
00:53:59,958 --> 00:54:03,625
We're back in the game!
One sip and they'll have to accept me.
991
00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:05,750
Way to go, Stick! Mwah!
992
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,125
You too, Pebble. What are we waiting for?
993
00:54:09,208 --> 00:54:12,625
- But that's in heaven.
- Monkey King reigns supreme!
994
00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:19,833
Is that the Jade Palace?
995
00:54:19,916 --> 00:54:21,333
Absolutely.
996
00:54:25,041 --> 00:54:26,750
- Woo-hoo!
- What the...
997
00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:37,166
There she is. Wangmu.
998
00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:39,541
The queen of heaven.
999
00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:43,041
Yeah, whatever. Let's go make me immortal.
1000
00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:55,291
Locked.
1001
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,416
Oh!
1002
00:54:58,541 --> 00:55:00,916
No. No, no, no! Monkey!
1003
00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:06,250
Somewhere in this room are the ingredients
for making the Elixir of Immortality.
1004
00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:09,375
- Guess I'll just have to taste everything.
- No. No. Wait.
1005
00:55:09,958 --> 00:55:12,083
- First thing we need is...
- Here goes nothing.
1006
00:55:12,166 --> 00:55:13,625
Hey, don't drink that.
1007
00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:16,541
- I'm just smelling it.
- Don't smell anything.
1008
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,416
Uh, Monkey?
1009
00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:26,291
Hey!
1010
00:55:28,375 --> 00:55:29,375
Ooh.
1011
00:55:30,166 --> 00:55:32,750
Wha... Wha... Huh?
1012
00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:40,666
Huh?
1013
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,416
Okay, Lin. You got this.
1014
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,875
Don't look back. Don't look back.
Don't... look... back.
1015
00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:07,083
Oh!
1016
00:56:09,541 --> 00:56:12,791
Aw, you're just a scared little monkey.
1017
00:56:12,875 --> 00:56:15,250
No friends. No family.
1018
00:56:15,958 --> 00:56:16,875
You are alone.
1019
00:56:21,833 --> 00:56:23,083
Sorry, Monkey.
1020
00:56:23,791 --> 00:56:25,666
I can't fool around anymore.
1021
00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:28,625
My people are counting on me.
1022
00:56:31,291 --> 00:56:32,625
Oh!
1023
00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:37,291
- Oh! Agh!
- Gee, why'd you trash this place?
1024
00:56:37,375 --> 00:56:38,875
We're guests here.
1025
00:56:38,958 --> 00:56:41,541
Show a little respect. Immortality Elixir?
1026
00:56:41,625 --> 00:56:44,000
Hello? Come on.
I'm not paying you to goof around.
1027
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:45,500
Yeah. Uh-huh.
1028
00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:48,125
We're not actually paying her, are we?
1029
00:56:48,208 --> 00:56:50,958
Right. The first ingredient is...
1030
00:56:51,750 --> 00:56:54,083
There. A pinch of instant karma.
1031
00:56:54,166 --> 00:56:56,625
- Get mixing.
- Stealing from an old lady?
1032
00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:58,583
You have no honor.
1033
00:56:58,666 --> 00:56:59,875
Uh-oh.
1034
00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:01,291
First, I punish you.
1035
00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:03,375
Then I shame you.
1036
00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:04,916
You can't shame me.
1037
00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:07,458
I have no shame.
1038
00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:10,833
And you have no exit.
1039
00:57:13,416 --> 00:57:15,375
Don't worry, kid. I'll take care of her.
1040
00:57:15,458 --> 00:57:18,791
Eat lightning, chimp!
1041
00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:20,875
Immortality Elixir! Let's go!
1042
00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:23,416
Ha!
1043
00:57:23,500 --> 00:57:26,166
A spoonful of chi. There! The blue jar.
1044
00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:28,041
A spoonful of chi coming up.
1045
00:57:31,833 --> 00:57:35,250
- What's next?
- A drop of moon essence. The green jar.
1046
00:57:35,333 --> 00:57:37,708
- Bad monkey!
- On it.
1047
00:57:37,791 --> 00:57:39,250
Ha! Missed!
1048
00:57:39,333 --> 00:57:40,333
Yes!
1049
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:41,666
Hee-yah!
1050
00:57:43,041 --> 00:57:44,458
- That's it.
- What else?
1051
00:57:44,541 --> 00:57:45,916
Last one. Nectar of peach.
1052
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,791
Yes! Um...
1053
00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:49,625
Yes!
1054
00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:52,375
- Here you go.
- This is going to sting!
1055
00:57:54,666 --> 00:57:59,958
You call yourself a god?
I'm so disappointed. What a bummer.
1056
00:58:01,708 --> 00:58:04,666
Um, it's stuck!
I-I need a spoon or chopsticks or...
1057
00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:07,000
Stick, help her.
1058
00:58:07,083 --> 00:58:08,750
- Perfect.
- Ha ha!
1059
00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:13,500
I think I did it!
1060
00:58:13,583 --> 00:58:15,000
- Taste this.
- Right.
1061
00:58:15,083 --> 00:58:16,541
Taste death!
1062
00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:19,666
Agh! No!
1063
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:21,958
That does it!
1064
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,916
Nice punch, Grandma!
1065
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,541
Your friend's not here
to protect you now.
1066
00:58:32,625 --> 00:58:35,041
Uh, we're not friends. I'm his assistant.
1067
00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:36,000
His what?
1068
00:58:36,083 --> 00:58:37,791
I'm just a pebble.
1069
00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:41,666
I'm only after his stick.
1070
00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:43,833
I need it to save my village
from a drought.
1071
00:58:43,916 --> 00:58:50,708
So, the thief's assistant
is also a thief.
1072
00:58:50,791 --> 00:58:52,791
Woo-hoo!
1073
00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:56,666
Take his stick and go!
The Jade Emperor will see you home.
1074
00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:01,541
What are you going to do to him?
1075
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:04,500
That selfish creature
doesn't care about you.
1076
00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:05,458
Run!
1077
00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:08,083
Ya!
1078
00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:13,333
Ha ha! Stick, where are you?
1079
00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:17,250
- Whoa!
- Back for more, Monkey?
1080
00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:19,708
- Uh-oh.
- Don't look back!
1081
00:59:19,791 --> 00:59:21,708
Don't look back! Don't look back.
1082
00:59:23,916 --> 00:59:25,541
No, not this time.
1083
00:59:27,708 --> 00:59:30,208
Goodbye, mortal.
1084
00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:33,208
Half-mortal.
1085
00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:39,875
You couldn't possibly think
you were worthy to take your place here
1086
00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:43,041
amongst us Immortal Ones.
1087
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:47,791
That was fun.
1088
00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:48,750
Huh?
1089
00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:50,000
- Monkey!
- Agh!
1090
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:50,916
Agh!
1091
00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,333
What?
1092
00:59:55,208 --> 00:59:56,791
Oh ho ho!
1093
00:59:58,333 --> 01:00:01,083
I love it when people tell me
what I can't do.
1094
01:00:05,458 --> 01:00:06,625
Whoa!
1095
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,208
My lightning makes you stronger?
1096
01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:16,583
I'm immortal!
1097
01:00:18,291 --> 01:00:20,708
And huge!
1098
01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:22,916
I'm one of you now.
1099
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,958
You will never be one of us!
1100
01:00:26,041 --> 01:00:27,750
- Monkey!
- Who's gonna stop me?
1101
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:33,458
I summon the Immortal Ones!
1102
01:00:33,541 --> 01:00:35,625
- I'm already here!
- They're coming!
1103
01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:39,500
- We gotta get out of here!
- What are they gonna do? I can't die.
1104
01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:43,583
There are fates far worse than death.
1105
01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:45,250
We really should go now.
1106
01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:49,750
Bring 'em on! I am a god.
1107
01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:52,375
- Monkey!
- What? I'm busy!
1108
01:00:52,458 --> 01:00:53,750
Bet you can't catch me.
1109
01:00:55,458 --> 01:00:57,833
Monkey King!
1110
01:01:02,083 --> 01:01:04,708
He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
1111
01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:06,666
He's not coming!
1112
01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:19,000
You came back
1113
01:01:19,916 --> 01:01:20,750
for me.
1114
01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:23,166
- What's your deal?
- You came back for me!
1115
01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:25,000
I so could've beaten that old lady.
1116
01:01:25,083 --> 01:01:27,375
- But you didn't because you care.
- No.
1117
01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:29,291
- Admit it. You care. Say it.
- No!
1118
01:01:29,375 --> 01:01:30,375
- Say, "I care."
- Never.
1119
01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,250
- Come on, admit it!
- I admit nothing!
1120
01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:34,208
He so cares about me.
1121
01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:35,541
I know!
1122
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:40,083
He was all like,
"We're not family. You're a tiny pebble."
1123
01:01:40,166 --> 01:01:43,625
And then he saves me!
1124
01:01:43,708 --> 01:01:46,333
Are you two done?
'Cause I got to get to the Jade Palace.
1125
01:01:46,416 --> 01:01:49,041
- To do what?
- Defeat all the Immortal Ones.
1126
01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:52,291
Then I'll become their ruler,
the new king of heaven.
1127
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,250
Wait. Are you sure? Sounds kinda crazy.
1128
01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:59,166
Yep! Whatever the Monkey King does,
he does big!
1129
01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:01,708
- And you won't ever stop?
- Not until the day I die.
1130
01:02:01,791 --> 01:02:04,250
- Which is?
- Never! I'm immortal!
1131
01:02:04,333 --> 01:02:06,625
My thirst for new challenges
will never end.
1132
01:02:06,708 --> 01:02:10,000
I'll never be satisfied.
I'll never be fulfilled.
1133
01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:15,250
Which, when I say it out loud,
sounds incredibly depressing.
1134
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:18,833
Wow! Did I just curse myself?
1135
01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:23,666
Maybe defeating everyone
isn't always the answer.
1136
01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:26,708
Maybe you'd find happiness by,
1137
01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:29,791
I don't know, helping other people?
1138
01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:33,625
- That could be your new, uh, path.
- Hm.
1139
01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:37,041
Say you could save a starving village
by lending out the stick for...
1140
01:02:37,125 --> 01:02:38,125
My stick?
1141
01:02:38,166 --> 01:02:41,958
Okay. How about I rip off my tail
and give that away too? I mean, come on.
1142
01:02:42,041 --> 01:02:43,875
You could save the lives of so many.
1143
01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:45,208
Hard pass.
1144
01:02:45,291 --> 01:02:47,916
Me and Stick
are meant for way bigger things.
1145
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,541
You wanna be happy, you help people.
1146
01:02:50,625 --> 01:02:52,708
You can do great things.
1147
01:02:52,791 --> 01:02:54,416
I'm just a mortal.
1148
01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:58,791
You're the only mortal I know
who's gone to hell and heaven in one day.
1149
01:02:58,875 --> 01:03:02,291
That wasn't my accomplishment.
That was you.
1150
01:03:02,875 --> 01:03:06,291
When we were in hell, I read my scroll.
1151
01:03:06,375 --> 01:03:09,416
It said, "Lin, common peasant girl."
1152
01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:12,708
"Tried to make a difference. Never did."
1153
01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:16,583
Does it have to end that way?
1154
01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:19,500
I don't know. Who's Lin?
1155
01:03:20,958 --> 01:03:21,791
I'm Lin.
1156
01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:25,583
Oh! Hey, Lin. Monkey King.
Nice to meet ya.
1157
01:03:25,666 --> 01:03:26,666
Pleasure.
1158
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:29,791
Buck up, Lin. No one thought
I could make a difference, right?
1159
01:03:29,875 --> 01:03:32,500
But now look at me. The original outsider.
1160
01:03:32,583 --> 01:03:34,125
Fully immortal!
1161
01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:35,666
So don't let anyone,
1162
01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:38,166
god, demon, old monkeys,
1163
01:03:38,250 --> 01:03:40,416
challenge you or stand in your way.
1164
01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:41,875
You want something,
1165
01:03:41,958 --> 01:03:43,208
don't ask.
1166
01:03:43,291 --> 01:03:44,708
Just take it.
1167
01:03:51,916 --> 01:03:53,666
- I've got a challenge.
- Go on.
1168
01:03:53,750 --> 01:03:55,416
- It's a big one.
- I'm listening.
1169
01:03:55,500 --> 01:04:00,041
How long do you think an immortal monkey
can hold his breath under that water?
1170
01:04:00,125 --> 01:04:01,666
Interesting.
1171
01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:03,125
I dunno.
1172
01:04:03,208 --> 01:04:04,916
Two, three
1173
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,458
years!
1174
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,333
Don't be sad. You've done good, girl.
1175
01:04:30,416 --> 01:04:32,666
Go home. Your storm is coming.
1176
01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:49,458
Ah, I wasn't gonna make you wait
the whole three.
1177
01:04:50,208 --> 01:04:52,250
Forget it. Come on.
Grab Stick, and we'll...
1178
01:04:53,208 --> 01:04:55,083
- Where's Stick?
- I had no choice.
1179
01:04:55,166 --> 01:04:57,041
- He just needs to borrow it.
- Borrow it?
1180
01:04:57,125 --> 01:04:59,333
- Where did you get that?
- The Dragon King just...
1181
01:04:59,416 --> 01:05:00,958
Dragon King?
1182
01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:03,000
My village is dying.
1183
01:05:03,083 --> 01:05:05,208
My family is dying.
1184
01:05:05,291 --> 01:05:06,958
The Dragon King can help them.
1185
01:05:07,041 --> 01:05:10,250
I trusted you, Lin. I saved you.
1186
01:05:10,333 --> 01:05:13,750
I saved you first.
And I asked for your help.
1187
01:05:13,833 --> 01:05:17,291
You said if I want something,
don't ask. Just take it.
1188
01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,333
That's what you said.
1189
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:21,291
I had to do it.
1190
01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:23,000
Ha!
1191
01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,750
Well, hello, you.
1192
01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,250
That stick belongs to me!
1193
01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:38,750
Stickipoo here had a momentary fling,
1194
01:05:38,833 --> 01:05:41,333
but now he's come home.
1195
01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:46,583
In fact, he'll be the guest of honor
at my celebration tonight.
1196
01:05:46,666 --> 01:05:48,583
Invite only.
1197
01:05:48,666 --> 01:05:52,791
And a warm thanks to you
for the help, my child.
1198
01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:56,583
Tell your village the drought is over.
1199
01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:59,125
It's all over.
1200
01:05:59,791 --> 01:06:02,125
For you, your people,
1201
01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,791
and the entire world!
1202
01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:09,250
The world?
1203
01:06:10,041 --> 01:06:11,708
No, we have to stop him.
1204
01:06:11,791 --> 01:06:14,333
- You betrayed me!
- I had no choice.
1205
01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:19,000
- We're still family, right?
- I have no family.
1206
01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:21,416
- I'll help you get Stick back.
- Help me?
1207
01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:24,541
You? An insignificant pebble?
1208
01:06:24,625 --> 01:06:27,458
This monkey heroes alone!
1209
01:06:36,458 --> 01:06:38,416
I'll show you crazy.
1210
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:39,708
Monkey!
1211
01:06:40,625 --> 01:06:42,291
But he destroyed my home.
1212
01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:47,666
Oh, Wangmu, if you can't stop
a little monkey from smashing your roof...
1213
01:06:50,458 --> 01:06:51,750
Coming to the stage...
1214
01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:55,791
To finally kick off
his world domination tour...
1215
01:06:55,875 --> 01:06:56,916
He's flashy.
1216
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,333
He's splashy.
1217
01:06:58,416 --> 01:07:00,291
But don't mention his rashy.
1218
01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:03,625
Put your fins
and tentacles together for...
1219
01:07:03,708 --> 01:07:06,791
The Dragon King!
1220
01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:19,000
♪ Feeling weary, well, you oughta
'Cause dwelling underwater isn't swell ♪
1221
01:07:19,083 --> 01:07:20,000
♪ Trust me, I know ♪
1222
01:07:20,083 --> 01:07:23,791
♪ You see, since birth
I have fought a dermatology disorder ♪
1223
01:07:23,875 --> 01:07:26,833
♪ That has caused me sadness
And woe, woe, woe ♪
1224
01:07:26,916 --> 01:07:29,708
♪ Whenever other kids saw me
Under the sun's rays ♪
1225
01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:33,083
♪ In no time, they'd be calling me
A freak or a raisin ♪
1226
01:07:33,166 --> 01:07:35,666
♪ So I resigned myself
To being left behind ♪
1227
01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:38,541
♪ Forever livin' in the H2O ♪
1228
01:07:39,250 --> 01:07:42,458
♪ But since then I've realized ♪
1229
01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:45,208
♪ There's nothing wrong
With being moisturized ♪
1230
01:07:45,791 --> 01:07:48,416
♪ Why should I stay below the shore? ♪
1231
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,916
♪ Second-rate and inferior ♪
1232
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:56,791
♪ To the air-breathing
Land-walking sun kissers I despise? ♪
1233
01:07:56,875 --> 01:08:00,291
♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪
1234
01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:02,666
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1235
01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:06,125
♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪
1236
01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:07,875
♪ He's taking the world by storm ♪
1237
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:08,875
Yes, I am!
1238
01:08:08,958 --> 01:08:12,375
♪ For years, this un-phibian demon's
Been rehearsing a scheme ♪
1239
01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:15,125
♪ Now stand back
'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪
1240
01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:20,125
♪ And nobody will deny my power
When I take the world by storm ♪
1241
01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:24,166
- ♪ No more sunshine, no more flowers ♪
- ♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪
1242
01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:27,083
- ♪ Only endless power showers ♪
- ♪ Benbo, Babbo ♪
1243
01:08:27,166 --> 01:08:30,083
♪ No more groundhogs
Or earthworms ♪
1244
01:08:30,166 --> 01:08:32,916
♪ And no more ruined frizzy perms ♪
1245
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:36,041
♪ No more islands, no more nations ♪
1246
01:08:36,125 --> 01:08:39,250
♪ No more rain-checked invitations ♪
1247
01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:42,166
♪ No more sadness, no more crying ♪
1248
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:44,541
♪ No more failed auditions ♪
1249
01:08:44,625 --> 01:08:47,375
♪ Drying up on the big final ♪
1250
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:50,000
♪ Note ♪
1251
01:08:51,583 --> 01:08:56,208
♪ Ever again ♪
1252
01:08:56,291 --> 01:08:58,916
♪ So watch me rise up ♪
1253
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,666
♪ Open the skies up ♪
1254
01:09:01,750 --> 01:09:05,083
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1255
01:09:06,625 --> 01:09:08,708
♪ I'm the top dragon ♪
1256
01:09:08,791 --> 01:09:10,833
♪ And he ain't braggin' ♪
1257
01:09:10,916 --> 01:09:15,291
♪ No, I'm taking the world by storm ♪
1258
01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:18,791
♪ Fortune favors the brave ♪
1259
01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:21,083
♪ So, baby, I'm making waves ♪
1260
01:09:21,666 --> 01:09:26,750
♪ So big they'll become the norm ♪
1261
01:09:27,625 --> 01:09:29,541
♪ So watch me rise up ♪
1262
01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:30,875
♪ Our king will reign ♪
1263
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:33,434
- ♪ Open the skies up ♪
- ♪ He's makin' it rain ♪
1264
01:09:33,458 --> 01:09:38,666
♪ And take the whole dried world ♪
1265
01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:45,250
♪ By storm ♪
1266
01:09:48,416 --> 01:09:52,166
Salutations, dry-landers!
1267
01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:55,250
Who wants the honor of drowning first?
1268
01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:56,541
- Flaky!
- Huh?
1269
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,708
Where's my Stick?
1270
01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:03,875
I believe I said invite only!
1271
01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:08,166
What do we do now?
1272
01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:11,208
I am the mighty Dragon King,
1273
01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:13,708
world-flooder, man-slayer...
1274
01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:15,583
Monkey punching-bag!
1275
01:10:15,666 --> 01:10:16,958
- Huh?
- Woo-hoo!
1276
01:10:17,041 --> 01:10:18,416
- Stop it!
- Yeah!
1277
01:10:19,291 --> 01:10:20,500
Knock it off!
1278
01:10:21,791 --> 01:10:23,083
Monkey!
1279
01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:24,625
Stop!
1280
01:10:24,708 --> 01:10:26,583
Stop!
1281
01:10:26,666 --> 01:10:29,458
- I got ya. Head for high ground!
- Mama!
1282
01:10:29,541 --> 01:10:31,625
Everybody, get to the top of the hill!
1283
01:10:39,166 --> 01:10:41,416
Hm.
1284
01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:48,458
Stop wrecking my clones!
1285
01:10:48,541 --> 01:10:52,666
Monkey! You're not alone. I can help you!
1286
01:10:53,625 --> 01:10:54,750
Hee-yah!
1287
01:10:55,416 --> 01:10:57,750
Gotcha!
1288
01:10:57,833 --> 01:10:59,583
Hm?
1289
01:10:59,666 --> 01:11:02,458
Why won't you die?
1290
01:11:02,541 --> 01:11:04,500
I'm immortal, dummy!
1291
01:11:04,583 --> 01:11:05,625
How?
1292
01:11:05,708 --> 01:11:08,541
Those peaches were fake!
1293
01:11:08,625 --> 01:11:09,916
- Dragon!
- What?
1294
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,875
- Your Majesty!
- What?
1295
01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:15,500
Spare my poor village,
and I'll tell you his weakness.
1296
01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:18,375
Agreed.
1297
01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:21,208
Lightning. It's the only thing
that can defeat him.
1298
01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:25,333
Fry him up. No one'll miss him.
1299
01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:31,416
Jia you! Jia you!
1300
01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:32,958
Ya!
1301
01:11:52,791 --> 01:11:55,041
Stick?
1302
01:12:02,125 --> 01:12:05,000
Oh no, not again!
1303
01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:08,250
I missed you so much.
1304
01:12:11,666 --> 01:12:15,000
Thanks for the assist, child.
1305
01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:16,666
I'm not your assistant!
1306
01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:20,375
I'm his.
1307
01:12:20,416 --> 01:12:21,416
What?
1308
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:22,708
Hee-yah!
1309
01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:30,750
Hi-yah!
1310
01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:39,500
Ha!
1311
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,208
Oh ho!
1312
01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:45,958
This is so twisted!
1313
01:12:49,166 --> 01:12:52,500
Oh!
1314
01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:54,041
Hee-yah!
1315
01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:02,000
Yes! That's it! Wring him out!
1316
01:13:02,666 --> 01:13:04,458
No! No. No.
1317
01:13:05,625 --> 01:13:06,625
Monkey?
1318
01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:15,625
Okay, you can have the stick!
1319
01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:19,500
How about I get custody just on weekends?
1320
01:13:25,708 --> 01:13:26,791
Are we fired?
1321
01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:28,791
Oh yeah, we need a new career.
1322
01:13:29,791 --> 01:13:31,916
You did it. You defeated the Dragon King...
1323
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:35,000
Monkey King reigns supreme!
1324
01:13:35,083 --> 01:13:36,000
Uh-oh.
1325
01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:38,083
Sir, you, uh...
1326
01:13:38,166 --> 01:13:39,333
What is it now?
1327
01:13:39,416 --> 01:13:40,666
You're next.
1328
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:41,875
Whoa!
1329
01:13:45,208 --> 01:13:47,750
This has gone too far.
1330
01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:51,666
Hand me the Royal Horn of Desperation.
1331
01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:54,125
But the Buddha said
to let him find his own way.
1332
01:13:54,208 --> 01:13:57,000
The Buddha speaks in riddles.
No one understands him.
1333
01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:10,416
This ends now!
1334
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:12,250
Monkey!
1335
01:14:12,333 --> 01:14:15,791
You shall spend your immortality alone,
1336
01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:18,916
reflecting on your crimes.
1337
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,458
My crimes?
1338
01:14:20,541 --> 01:14:23,125
You could have accepted me.
1339
01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:27,958
Now I will reign supreme over all of you!
1340
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:31,000
Hee-yah!
1341
01:14:40,958 --> 01:14:42,333
Monkey! Stop!
1342
01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:49,125
Monkey!
1343
01:14:49,208 --> 01:14:50,791
Monkey! Monkey!
1344
01:14:53,416 --> 01:14:55,083
It's me! It's Lin!
1345
01:14:55,166 --> 01:14:57,875
Please, you have to stop.
1346
01:15:08,041 --> 01:15:09,791
No, Monkey!
1347
01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:16,458
♪ Who's the giant primate
Who is making a mess? Monkey King! ♪
1348
01:15:16,541 --> 01:15:20,083
I did this. I let this happen.
1349
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:32,500
Buddha?
1350
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,333
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1351
01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:39,708
♪ Who can swing around
The biggest stick... ♪
1352
01:15:39,791 --> 01:15:41,833
Please, he's not evil.
1353
01:15:41,916 --> 01:15:44,791
He has goodness inside him.
1354
01:15:44,875 --> 01:15:46,500
He does care.
1355
01:15:46,583 --> 01:15:50,958
Then help him find his way.
1356
01:15:55,958 --> 01:15:58,375
What's happening?
1357
01:16:00,666 --> 01:16:03,250
Enlighten him.
1358
01:16:03,333 --> 01:16:05,958
What? But how do I do that?
1359
01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,625
Monkey King, stop!
1360
01:16:09,625 --> 01:16:11,000
Oh, whoa.
1361
01:16:11,916 --> 01:16:14,791
Monkey King, stop!
1362
01:16:15,791 --> 01:16:16,708
Buddha?
1363
01:16:16,791 --> 01:16:19,250
Monkey King is my old title.
1364
01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:22,625
You will address me as the Great Sage,
1365
01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:25,000
equal of heaven!
1366
01:16:25,083 --> 01:16:28,583
How can we show him
he's not the center of the universe?
1367
01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:36,833
I got it! I have
a challenge for you, Great Sage.
1368
01:16:36,916 --> 01:16:38,291
Not interested!
1369
01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:42,250
- What is it?
- Something worthy of you.
1370
01:16:42,958 --> 01:16:45,333
The ultimate challenge.
1371
01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:54,666
What gives?
1372
01:16:54,750 --> 01:17:01,166
If you are powerful enough
to leap from my palm,
1373
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:06,916
the kingdom of heaven
will be yours to rule.
1374
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,833
Hang on. What did he just say?
1375
01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:15,333
But if you fail,
you will do a long penance here on Earth.
1376
01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:18,791
Please. Too easy!
1377
01:17:18,875 --> 01:17:20,666
I just have to leave your hand?
1378
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:25,375
You're on, but you're gonna feel
pretty foolish in about two sec...
1379
01:17:25,458 --> 01:17:26,291
Cloud jump!
1380
01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,416
I really hate that monkey.
1381
01:17:41,708 --> 01:17:43,541
Woo-hoo!
1382
01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:52,416
Whoa!
1383
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:55,458
This is the edge of the universe, Stick!
1384
01:17:55,958 --> 01:17:57,708
I rule!
1385
01:17:59,875 --> 01:18:02,291
Yeah, I totally should.
Just to prove I was here.
1386
01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:08,416
Ha ha! And now to make my other mark.
1387
01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:12,583
Stop that, Monkey.
1388
01:18:12,666 --> 01:18:14,583
Uh, the Great Sage.
1389
01:18:16,333 --> 01:18:18,250
Whoa! Agh!
1390
01:18:21,833 --> 01:18:23,416
Ha!
1391
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:28,333
You never
left my hand, Monkey King.
1392
01:18:29,333 --> 01:18:32,791
Wait a second. No! No.
No, no, no, no, no! No! No!
1393
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,791
Whatever just happened,
that's cheating! Do-over!
1394
01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:38,458
Hard pass.
1395
01:18:38,541 --> 01:18:40,041
Pebble?
1396
01:18:40,125 --> 01:18:43,708
- Are you even supposed to be in there?
- Absolutely not. Isn't it great?
1397
01:18:43,791 --> 01:18:46,583
You tricked me! Not fair!
That's two against one.
1398
01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:49,000
I'm sorry.
This is the only way to help you.
1399
01:18:49,083 --> 01:18:52,208
Stop! No, no, no, no, no! No!
1400
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,500
No! Stick!
1401
01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:58,125
Well, guess what?
1402
01:18:58,208 --> 01:19:01,708
This is so exactly
what I wanted to happen.
1403
01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:04,750
Told you, you'd feel foolish. Ha ha.
1404
01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:06,250
Agh! Whoa!
1405
01:19:08,750 --> 01:19:10,458
Monkey King,
1406
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:16,958
you are now on the path
of meditation and self-reflection.
1407
01:19:17,041 --> 01:19:19,125
I was born from a rock, you know?
1408
01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:23,541
- This is where I thrive!
- Monkey King reigns supreme!
1409
01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:27,333
When you awake to nothingness,
1410
01:19:27,416 --> 01:19:31,666
you will have found your way.
1411
01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,333
Awake to nothingness.
1412
01:19:38,083 --> 01:19:39,625
Whatever that means.
1413
01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:44,041
I'll think about it.
1414
01:19:52,458 --> 01:19:56,625
He's just a little monkey
looking for a place to belong.
1415
01:19:56,708 --> 01:20:00,250
The Monkey King's scroll
1416
01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:03,375
is still to be written.
1417
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,083
When he is ready,
1418
01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:09,500
the world will need him
1419
01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:13,916
as it has needed you.
1420
01:20:32,541 --> 01:20:35,333
Hey, Lin, where's our hero going today?
1421
01:20:35,416 --> 01:20:36,958
I'll be back by sunset.
1422
01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:39,708
And two extra-large
milk tea bobas.
1423
01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:42,458
Want honey with that? I made it myself.
1424
01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:48,416
Omm.
1425
01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:54,875
My gosh! How do I awaken to nothingness?
1426
01:20:54,958 --> 01:20:56,458
What does that even mean?
1427
01:20:56,541 --> 01:20:59,625
Be calm? Patient? Humble?
1428
01:21:00,166 --> 01:21:01,916
I'm the king of being humble!
1429
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:03,458
Monkey?
1430
01:21:04,166 --> 01:21:05,458
Monkey.
1431
01:21:06,041 --> 01:21:10,208
Go away! I'm busy thinking
of all the ways to get back at you.
1432
01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:11,958
Calmly.
1433
01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:16,750
I came to say goodbye
before Buddha closes up your mountain.
1434
01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:18,458
Oh, lucky me.
1435
01:21:20,291 --> 01:21:22,625
I know you're mad,
but you were out of control.
1436
01:21:23,208 --> 01:21:25,958
Okay,
you don't have to remind me.
1437
01:21:26,458 --> 01:21:29,833
Taking on all the gods
probably wasn't my best idea.
1438
01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:36,208
I really messed up, didn't I?
1439
01:21:36,291 --> 01:21:39,666
Monkey, you were born from a rock,
1440
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:41,583
abandoned by everyone.
1441
01:21:41,666 --> 01:21:43,875
Th-The gods hated you,
1442
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:47,208
and all you ever wanted
1443
01:21:48,083 --> 01:21:49,333
was to be loved.
1444
01:21:52,625 --> 01:21:53,708
And you are!
1445
01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:56,208
You changed my life.
1446
01:21:56,291 --> 01:21:59,000
I made a difference. We both did.
1447
01:21:59,708 --> 01:22:01,833
I really am your number one fan.
1448
01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:07,333
Well, I guess a little pebble
did make a big wave.
1449
01:22:07,916 --> 01:22:09,041
With an assist.
1450
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:10,500
Oh, that's good.
1451
01:22:10,583 --> 01:22:12,625
Me, your assistant?
1452
01:22:12,708 --> 01:22:13,958
Okay. Okay.
1453
01:22:14,458 --> 01:22:15,833
We helped each other.
1454
01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:18,541
Well, we didn't do it all alone.
1455
01:22:20,458 --> 01:22:23,916
Stick! Buddy! I missed you so much!
1456
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,625
The team is back.
1457
01:22:29,541 --> 01:22:31,375
I guess this is goodbye.
1458
01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:33,833
Wait, don't go yet.
1459
01:22:40,750 --> 01:22:43,333
Thank you for everything.
1460
01:22:50,208 --> 01:22:52,166
I'll miss you, Monkey.
1461
01:22:59,291 --> 01:23:00,291
Oh.
1462
01:23:00,958 --> 01:23:02,750
Keep writing your scroll, Lin.
1463
01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:08,166
I will.
1464
01:23:28,666 --> 01:23:31,791
I kept my promise
and did great things.
1465
01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:35,875
And Monkey, I'm sure
he'll be out in no time.
1466
01:23:46,541 --> 01:23:50,541
Monkey, demons run wild across the land.
1467
01:23:51,125 --> 01:23:53,500
The Buddha sent us to release you.
1468
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:57,875
Are you ready
to join our journey to the West?
1469
01:23:59,708 --> 01:24:03,958
I have awoken with peace in my heart,
1470
01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:07,416
and you wish for me to fight?
1471
01:24:08,125 --> 01:24:10,333
Well, yes, but...
1472
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:17,875
Come on, Stick. The world needs us.
1473
01:24:17,958 --> 01:24:19,500
Huh? Oh no!
1474
01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:24,875
♪ Who's the handsome hero
We all love and adore? ♪
1475
01:24:24,958 --> 01:24:25,875
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1476
01:24:25,958 --> 01:24:29,250
♪ Who has demons screaming
When he knocks on their door? ♪
1477
01:24:29,333 --> 01:24:30,250
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1478
01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:33,916
♪ Who's a mighty fighter
Who is brave and spunky ♪
1479
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:36,916
♪ And also a bit of a hunk? ♪
1480
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,083
♪ He's the Monkey King! ♪
1481
01:24:43,333 --> 01:24:46,875
♪ Who's the ape you can't escape
When he hunts you down? ♪
1482
01:24:46,958 --> 01:24:47,791
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1483
01:24:47,875 --> 01:24:51,083
♪ Who's the chimp
All the simple people will crown? ♪
1484
01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:52,000
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1485
01:24:52,083 --> 01:24:55,500
♪ Who's the simian you'll find shimmying
Up to the top ♪
1486
01:24:55,583 --> 01:24:58,750
♪ And you know he won't stop
Till he's won? ♪
1487
01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:01,666
♪ That's right, he's the Monkey King! ♪
1488
01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:13,208
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1489
01:25:24,625 --> 01:25:27,583
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1490
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:30,875
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1491
01:25:30,958 --> 01:25:32,291
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1492
01:25:32,958 --> 01:25:34,208
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1493
01:25:34,708 --> 01:25:35,958
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1494
01:25:36,458 --> 01:25:38,375
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1495
01:25:38,458 --> 01:25:39,833
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1496
01:25:40,375 --> 01:25:42,250
- ♪ Monkey King! ♪
- ♪ Monkey King! ♪
1497
01:25:42,333 --> 01:25:44,083
- ♪ Monkey King! ♪
- ♪ Monkey King! ♪
1498
01:25:44,166 --> 01:25:45,416
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1499
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,125
♪ Monkey King! ♪
1500
01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:52,833
♪ So watch me rise up ♪
1501
01:25:52,916 --> 01:25:55,416
♪ Open the skies up ♪
1502
01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:58,958
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1503
01:25:59,041 --> 01:26:03,875
♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪
1504
01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:10,125
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1505
01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:12,791
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1506
01:26:12,875 --> 01:26:15,416
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1507
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:18,083
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1508
01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:20,958
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1509
01:26:21,041 --> 01:26:22,250
♪ Dragon King coming ♪
1510
01:26:22,333 --> 01:26:23,708
♪ The hurricane flooding ♪
1511
01:26:23,791 --> 01:26:26,041
♪ He'll make it rain
Watch the whole world love it ♪
1512
01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:27,405
- ♪ It's Benbo ♪
- ♪ It's Babbo ♪
1513
01:26:27,458 --> 01:26:28,791
♪ We're searching for the stick ♪
1514
01:26:28,875 --> 01:26:30,166
♪ Monkey King stole it ♪
1515
01:26:30,250 --> 01:26:31,375
♪ We need it quick ♪
1516
01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:34,142
- ♪ And DK knows ♪
- ♪ We're a big part of the plan ♪
1517
01:26:34,166 --> 01:26:35,566
♪ Time to find the monkey ♪
1518
01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:38,125
♪ And bury him in the sand
Make him do the rain dance ♪
1519
01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:41,083
- ♪ His last dance ♪
- ♪ He won't get the last laugh ♪
1520
01:26:41,166 --> 01:26:42,041
♪ Ha ha! ♪
1521
01:26:42,125 --> 01:26:44,250
♪ And everybody knows
What we came here for ♪
1522
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:47,309
- ♪ We bring thunder, lightning ♪
- ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪
1523
01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:50,125
♪ So watch me rise up
Open the skies up ♪
1524
01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:52,333
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1525
01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:55,416
♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪
1526
01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:57,416
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1527
01:26:58,000 --> 01:26:59,583
♪ Every inch of the land ♪
1528
01:26:59,666 --> 01:27:00,916
♪ Every part of the sky ♪
1529
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,125
♪ Will be water when I transform it ♪
1530
01:27:03,208 --> 01:27:06,083
♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪
1531
01:27:06,166 --> 01:27:08,041
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1532
01:27:08,125 --> 01:27:10,541
♪ He'll take
The world by storm, hey, hey ♪
1533
01:27:10,625 --> 01:27:12,083
♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪
1534
01:27:12,166 --> 01:27:14,750
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1535
01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:17,750
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1536
01:27:17,833 --> 01:27:20,000
How did I come up
With this plan?
1537
01:27:20,083 --> 01:27:22,750
♪ I was chillin' with the fish
And the pillar sparked a vision ♪
1538
01:27:22,833 --> 01:27:24,583
- ♪ And bam! ♪
- ♪ I envisioned a plan ♪
1539
01:27:24,666 --> 01:27:27,791
♪ Now I've created a machine
To turn the world sub-marine ♪
1540
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:30,767
- ♪ This demon dragon's gonna be the man ♪
- ♪ Oh yeah! ♪
1541
01:27:30,791 --> 01:27:31,791
♪ And DK knows ♪
1542
01:27:31,833 --> 01:27:34,892
- ♪ We're a big part of the plan ♪
- ♪ Time to find the monkey ♪
1543
01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:37,500
♪ And bury him in the sand
Make him do the rain dance ♪
1544
01:27:37,583 --> 01:27:40,375
- ♪ His last dance ♪
- ♪ He won't get the last laugh ♪
1545
01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:41,291
♪ Ha ha! ♪
1546
01:27:41,375 --> 01:27:43,625
♪ And everybody knows
What we came here for ♪
1547
01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:46,601
- ♪ We bring thunder, lightning ♪
- ♪ When it rains, it pours ♪
1548
01:27:46,625 --> 01:27:49,500
♪ So watch me rise up
Open the skies up ♪
1549
01:27:49,583 --> 01:27:51,666
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1550
01:27:51,750 --> 01:27:54,791
♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪
1551
01:27:54,875 --> 01:27:56,916
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1552
01:27:57,625 --> 01:28:00,041
♪ I'm saying see ya laters ♪
1553
01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:02,375
♪ To all the haters and the dehydraters ♪
1554
01:28:02,458 --> 01:28:03,958
♪ To the land-walking, hair-growing ♪
1555
01:28:04,041 --> 01:28:06,250
♪ Name-calling, life-ruining
Loneliness-inducing ♪
1556
01:28:06,333 --> 01:28:08,833
♪ Embarrassing-me-in-front-of-my-friends
And-family doing... ♪
1557
01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:10,041
♪ I mean ♪
1558
01:28:10,125 --> 01:28:12,833
♪ They're all gonna die ♪
1559
01:28:12,916 --> 01:28:15,916
♪ So watch me rise up, open the skies up ♪
1560
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:18,083
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1561
01:28:18,166 --> 01:28:21,166
♪ I'll flood the dry lands
Low and highlands ♪
1562
01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:23,250
♪ And take the world by storm ♪
1563
01:28:23,333 --> 01:28:26,416
♪ For years this un-phibian demon's
Been rehearsing a scheme ♪
1564
01:28:26,500 --> 01:28:28,875
♪ Now stand back
'Cause I'm gonna perform it ♪
1565
01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:31,083
♪ And nobody will deny my power ♪
1566
01:28:31,166 --> 01:28:33,767
- ♪ When I take the world by storm ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪
1567
01:28:33,791 --> 01:28:35,166
♪ He'll take the world by storm ♪
1568
01:28:35,250 --> 01:28:37,791
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1569
01:28:37,875 --> 01:28:40,458
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1570
01:28:40,541 --> 01:28:43,125
♪ Hey, hey
He'll take the world by storm ♪
1571
01:28:43,208 --> 01:28:44,458
♪ Hey, hey ♪
1572
01:28:45,305 --> 01:29:45,424
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