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‪片名:认贼作爸妈

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‪新娘到来

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‪一身...

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{\an8}‪小心楼梯

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{\an8}‪...雪白

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‪跟着我的声音来 这边 停下

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‪好了 睁开眼睛

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{\an8}‪三维座位图 当然是按比例制作

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‪每一个可动人偶
‪都与我们客人的个性及或样貌对应

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‪-宝贝 太厉害了
‪-你喜欢吗?

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{\an8}‪喜欢啊 特别喜欢!

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‪谁是希曼?

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{\an8}‪这还不明显吗?

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‪看看他的屁股 再看看我的屁股

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‪-难道不是一个模子刻里出来的?
‪-嗯 现在看明白了

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‪好的 怎么样?
‪最终决定权在新娘手里

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‪-这两位是你父母 对吧?
‪-嗯

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‪你觉得这桌上能不能加两个人?

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{\an8}‪我父母刚给我发电子邮件说会来

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{\an8}‪-真的吗?他们要来?
‪-嗯

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{\an8}‪天呐!帕克尔

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{\an8}‪太好了!我终于能见到你父母了!

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‪好吧

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‪我要嫁给这人

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{\an8}‪天呐!你一定很激动

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‪你激动吗?你不激动 完全不激动?

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‪-有什么情况吗?
‪-嗯 不是 我...

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‪非常好 我...

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{\an8}‪我跟你说过的 他们有时候很难对付

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‪好吧 你见过我父母吗?

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‪我选了骷髅王和美杜莎代表他们

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‪只不过是因为没有
‪斯大林和丽兹·波顿的人偶

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‪嗯 如果我父母不来

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‪我大概会感到遗憾

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‪没错 我们会挺过去的

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{\an8}‪希曼和粉红恐龙战士联手天下无敌

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‪就怕霍达克在婚礼上出现

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‪是《希曼》里的深度情节吗?

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‪没错

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‪我爱你

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‪我也爱你

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‪你琳达阿姨对镍过敏

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‪银餐具里含镍吗?

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‪我不知道 妈

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‪便宜的银餐具是镀镍的

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‪你要在餐具上省钱吗?

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‪我一定安排使用高品质无镍银餐具

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‪-好吗?
‪-那就好

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‪不过我打来不是为了这个
‪我有好消息

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‪帕克尔的父母能来参加婚礼

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‪喂?哎 我知道你们在听
‪我能听到爸的鼻哨声

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‪不好意思
‪什么样的父母会不去自己女儿婚礼?

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‪他们没有不去!不是说了要来吗?

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‪省省吧

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‪他们之前在亚马逊丛林
‪和亚诺马米部落一起生活

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‪要过来可不方便

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‪难怪帕克尔当了脱衣舞女

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‪她不是脱衣舞女
‪我跟你说了无数遍!

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‪她开的是瑜伽工作室 而且生意很好

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‪这我倒不知道嘛

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‪你知道!我之前邀请你去上课

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‪你要你妈去爬钢管?

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‪没有钢管!怎么会有钢管呢?
‪是瑜伽工作室

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‪-生意肯定蒸蒸日上
‪-没错 不过不是你想的那种

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‪-我就是这么一说
‪-拜托

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‪能不能别这么奇怪?就这一次

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‪-奇怪?
‪-奇怪?我们不奇怪 你才奇怪

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‪我和你爸最近在聊这个问题

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‪你现在变得很奇怪 欧文

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‪没错!

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‪在遇见这个脱衣舞女之前
‪你从来不这样!

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‪(阳山联合银行)

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‪(预留车位
‪欧文·布朗宁 银行经理)

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‪(欧文·布朗宁 银行经理)

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{\an8}‪(欧文·布朗宁 银行经理)

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{\an8}‪啵

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{\an8}‪我再问一下

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‪你还没见过她父母?

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‪没有 也不是太奇怪嘛

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‪我们在一起期间 他们一直不在

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‪太他妈奇怪了 兄弟

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‪欧文 你别感到受伤啊

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‪不过当你跟我们说帕克尔的时候
‪我们还以为你瞎编的

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‪我很受伤

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‪不过你不应该感到受伤
‪因为我从来没见过你和谁在一起

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‪我当时想:“不可能是真人
‪可能是人体模型或者性爱玩偶”

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‪不过你猜怎么着?她是真人

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‪看见她时
‪我心想:“你是大活人啊!”

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‪这王八蛋把童话变成了现实

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‪我一开始根本不相信你说的

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‪受伤到极点

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‪我们的意思是

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‪不管你给她灌了什么迷魂汤
‪让她喜欢上了你

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‪对她父母肯定没用

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‪你担心我搞不定她父母?

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‪长辈特别喜欢我
‪爷爷奶奶们更是如此

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‪晚餐时把我安排在老奶奶旁边
‪我能让她笑出花来

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‪噢 这是尿不湿 她又这样 哎!

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‪我干嘛做这个?
‪这不是我的工作 这是盖瑞的工作

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‪哎 盖瑞去哪儿了?

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‪好吧
‪不准再“不小心”把盖瑞锁在金库里

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‪我说真的

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‪是因为你设计的新保安系统

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‪这东西特别复杂

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‪应该复杂 这是金库

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‪这是最先进的 谁都进不去

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‪这和菲比·金的一样吗?

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‪-大致相同
‪-菲比·金是谁?

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‪菲比·金是阿特拉斯储备银行的经理

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‪那可是全州最好的银行

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‪不是最好的银行 并没有正式排名

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‪肯定是 有一整篇文章介绍
‪就是全州最好的银行

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‪确实是好银行 很干净

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‪上一次大会 菲比·金对欧文叫嚣

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‪说一只烤熟的火鸡
‪也能闯进我们的金库

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‪我倒不记得了嘛

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‪她还说你是没鸡鸡的喷子 妈的!

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‪我当时想忍住不笑 但是没办法
‪因为实在太好笑了

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‪想象一下没有鸡鸡的你

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‪平平的 什么都没有 没有生殖器

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‪没鸡鸡的喷子

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‪这样说话太不专业了

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‪太他妈好笑了

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‪我倒想看看烤熟的火鸡闯进去

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‪她在楼梯旁留了玫瑰给我

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‪你好 盖瑞

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‪算你走运 我口袋里有薄荷糖

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‪要不可能饿死在这里面

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‪这大概是第50次了

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‪门里有紧急逃生开关

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‪每个金库都有

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‪我跟你说过很多次了

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‪我找不到!

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‪真是的 盖瑞

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‪对了 帕克尔

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‪听说你父母终于想通了

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‪会来参加你们的婚礼

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‪真是太好了

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‪-对 谢谢妈妈
‪-太好了

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‪她很久没和父母见面了

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‪我知道

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‪-为什么见不着他们?
‪-他们住在丛林的洞穴里

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‪-本·拉登那样?
‪-对 像本·拉登那样生活

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‪-呃 不是这样的
‪-没事

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‪-我明白
‪-我能再看一下你的纹身吗?

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‪现在不看了吧 你玛吉阿姨不太喜欢

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‪她说你脱衣服的时候会拿到更多小费

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‪-再说一次 我不是脱衣舞女
‪-我男朋友要纹纹身

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‪-是嘛?纹什么?
‪-在他腰上纹我的名字

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‪赞

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‪-哎 老表!
‪-吓死我了!你好 兄弟

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‪别这样

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‪怎么没邀请我参加你的单身派对?

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‪-你也知道我现在当急救员了 对吧?
‪-嗯 我知道

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‪我可以带你坐救护车

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‪-打开警报器 到处横冲直撞
‪-很有意思啊

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‪也可以让你躺在后面
‪体验一下上西天的感觉

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‪去问一下西摩外公
‪这样死的时候是什么感觉

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‪-好吧 你干嘛这样?
‪-停吧 好了

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‪-他干嘛这样?
‪-这是传言 停吧

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‪被她撞个正着
‪看见他的时候 她非常难过

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‪他真是传奇人物 打飞机打死

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‪有人打电话给我 我太幸运了
‪都不是我有意安排的

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‪刚好碰巧

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‪仓库租赁!

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‪谢谢给我回电话

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‪-又是我 欧文·布朗宁
‪-你他妈有什么事?

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‪我一周后结婚

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‪所以要合成点照片

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‪不过有一个问题
‪我没有我未婚妻家人的照片

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‪据说他们在你的仓库有一个储物柜

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‪用的名字应该是麦克德莫特

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‪有吗?

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‪-天呐!
‪-我着火了!

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‪急救员!

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‪哎呀!

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‪-灭火!不要!
‪-酱油!

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‪妈!那不是水!

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‪你之前说

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‪有人问麦克德莫特租的储物柜
‪就给你打电话

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‪麦克德莫特的储物柜?

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‪对 谁在问?

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‪欧文·布朗宁

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‪这些钻石是垃圾

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‪怎么了?

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‪我胡思乱想 还以为这按钮是机关

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‪会打开鲨鱼池的暗门什么的

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‪暗门?不是

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‪我只是要人来收拾一下这烂摊子

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‪-什么烂摊子?
‪-你

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‪鲨鱼池

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‪给水族馆打电话!

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‪你爸总在汽车后备箱备一件衬衫?

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‪这不是他头一次在餐厅着火

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‪你外甥女还问我

198
00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:40,333
‪我骑自行车的时候
‪脖子会不会在风中摇曳

199
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:42,375
‪谢谢你不生气

200
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,375
‪他们真的心理不正常

201
00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:47,500
‪神啊!现在轮到你见我的家人了

202
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:52,416
‪-你担心他们不喜欢我?
‪-没有 一点都不担心 你担心?

203
00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:54,166
‪不担心

204
00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:57,208
‪不喜欢你就好像不喜欢罗杰斯先生

205
00:10:57,208 --> 00:11:01,375
‪罗杰斯先生也不是人人喜欢啊

206
00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:05,291
‪-他们什么时候来?
‪-婚礼前一天夜里才来

207
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,041
‪这样我刚好够时间

208
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:09,750
‪是嘛?要干什么?

209
00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:15,666
‪-我有特别安排
‪-是嘛?

210
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,333
‪我喜欢

211
00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:23,291
‪噢 被你吓到了

212
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:26,083
‪好吧 好 按你喜欢的来

213
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,291
‪-是嘛?
‪-嗯

214
00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,958
‪(自己动手)

215
00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:41,041
‪哇!在手工艺品超市买了不少东西嘛

216
00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:43,458
‪给帕克尔的父母做点礼物

217
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:45,958
‪这能算礼物吗?

218
00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:49,083
‪承认吧 兄弟 你喜欢做手工
‪你就是手工艺人

219
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,791
‪我觉得男人对一件事有热情特别性感

220
00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:53,250
‪谢谢 玛丽索尔

221
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,708
‪但不喜欢这娘娘腔玩意儿

222
00:11:56,625 --> 00:11:59,125
‪哎 你他妈闭嘴 盖瑞 真是的!

223
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,166
‪谢谢你去商店 我有点恐惧

224
00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:05,208
‪没问题

225
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,833
‪哎 我买了你喜欢吃的豆腐

226
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:10,041
‪我知道你喜欢老豆腐

227
00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:12,958
‪嗯 我像喜欢我男人一样喜欢豆腐

228
00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,333
‪老的才硬嘛

229
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,625
‪噢 好的

230
00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:20,583
‪你说得我都兴奋了
‪要不今晚大战吧?

231
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:21,500
‪好啊

232
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,375
‪我要把你整散架

233
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,500
‪榨干你

234
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:30,500
‪好啊 什么动作我都愿意尝试

235
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,833
‪我现在就开始伸展热身

236
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:33,666
‪好的 宝贝 爱你噢!

237
00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:35,333
‪我也爱你!

238
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:37,416
‪赞!

239
00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:44,083
‪亲爱的帕克尔

240
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,875
‪良辰已至

241
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:51,875
‪我们大战到天明

242
00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:57,250
‪我真的在乎你

243
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,416
‪酸黄瓜味薯片

244
00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:03,291
‪乐之饼干

245
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:08,750
‪因为今晚我们要大战...

246
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:09,708
‪你好 欧文

247
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,250
‪不要!

248
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,916
‪-哇!厉害
‪-哎呀!

249
00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:16,750
‪-真对不起 亲爱的
‪-你没事吧 欧文?

250
00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:20,000
‪她上过自卫课程 看来这钱花得值

251
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,125
‪请不要杀我

252
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:24,291
‪-我们把这小子拉起来
‪-嗯 把他拉起来 来吧

253
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:28,250
‪起来 我们不会杀你
‪我们是帕克尔的爸妈

254
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:32,041
‪-噢!好吧
‪-嗯

255
00:13:32,041 --> 00:13:33,583
‪好吧 好啊!

256
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:37,125
‪麦克德莫特先生和太太 很荣幸...

257
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:39,666
‪不用这套!来吧!

258
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,958
‪别客套 好吗?
‪别叫我“麦克德莫特先生”

259
00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:47,875
‪叫我比利

260
00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:50,375
‪好的 比利

261
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:56,708
‪你肯定是帕克尔的爸爸
‪因为你们俩亲起来一模一样

262
00:13:58,166 --> 00:13:59,541
‪-我是莉利
‪-你好 莉利

263
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,208
‪嗯 谢谢 这样就行

264
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,333
‪-好的
‪-妈?

265
00:14:02,916 --> 00:14:04,416
‪-看看谁来了!
‪-宝贝!

266
00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:06,208
‪-爸?啊?
‪-太好了!

267
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:09,083
‪你们来了!怎么这就来了?

268
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,625
‪嗯 航班提前了

269
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:12,958
‪对了 你刚才在唱小曲儿

270
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:15,833
‪说要和我们女儿大战

271
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,375
‪-真的?
‪-真的

272
00:14:17,375 --> 00:14:20,500
‪就是我私下会唱的小曲儿

273
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,625
‪没想到会当着我未来岳父母的面唱

274
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,500
‪-你们怎么进来的?
‪-门没锁

275
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,333
‪好奇怪 我从来不会忘记锁前门

276
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,208
‪你的意思是我妻子说谎?

277
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,958
‪你说我妻子说谎?是吗?

278
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:39,166
‪我刚进来 你就要说她坏话?

279
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,041
‪要我给你脸上来一拳吗?

280
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,583
‪你在开玩笑!

281
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:51,125
‪是开玩笑 好吧!

282
00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:55,000
‪对了 给你们的礼物喜欢吗?

283
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,875
‪我现在不是戴着吗?

284
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,833
‪要不要把我们的故事跟他们说?

285
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,458
‪我们相遇特别浪漫

286
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,041
‪你们一定会喜欢

287
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,666
‪关于我 有一件事你们得知道

288
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:08,333
‪我们家有髋关节毛病

289
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:11,583
‪所以当然就想提前想办法
‪于是去看医生

290
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,208
‪医生说:“你尝试过瑜伽吗?”

291
00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:16,750
‪于是拿了一张优惠券
‪去上了我的第一堂瑜伽课

292
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,166
‪是我的课 上课的是我!

293
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,416
‪-多巧啊?对吧?
‪-很夸张

294
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:24,958
‪真不错

295
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:29,041
‪然后我注意到
‪课上到一半 欧文呈婴孩式姿势

296
00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:30,833
‪对 精彩的来了

297
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:32,791
‪我呈婴孩式姿势

298
00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:36,250
‪在这个姿势下 我昏了过去
‪但是没人发现

299
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:40,500
‪看 就是这样
‪如果我昏过去 别人根本看不出

300
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,750
‪-对吧?
‪-对

301
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:45,000
‪然后下课大家都走了

302
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,291
‪我发现欧文还是呈婴孩式姿势

303
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,541
‪我心想

304
00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:52,083
‪“妈的 这人死了 没气了”

305
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:54,541
‪-但我没死
‪-对

306
00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:57,333
‪然后帕克尔把我拉直 我醒了过来

307
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,541
‪我看着她灿烂而美丽的笑容

308
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:04,416
‪我心想:“我一辈子都要和她在一起”

309
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:05,625
‪你如愿了

310
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:06,583
‪没错

311
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,875
‪-然后你约她出去
‪-其实不是

312
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:14,250
‪我上她的课一年半之后
‪她终于约我出去

313
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:23,833
‪蜜露

314
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,458
‪找不到人给我代课 我只能取消了

315
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:30,500
‪得把我爸妈安排好才行

316
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,166
‪我可不能让你在工作上有麻烦

317
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:36,208
‪我攒了178天病假 已经请假了

318
00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:37,833
‪不是这个问题...

319
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,375
‪-不要 宝贝...
‪-交给我吧 别担心

320
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,708
‪别担心 包在我身上

321
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:47,666
‪-早上好
‪-你好 早上好

322
00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:49,666
‪我今天得上班

323
00:16:49,666 --> 00:16:52,708
‪但是欧文请了假
‪这是他进银行工作之后第一次请假

324
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:53,958
‪他会带你们到处逛逛

325
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,000
‪-对吧 宝贝?
‪-很激动...

326
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:02,375
‪我不喜欢别人碰我屁股

327
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,791
‪不过她觉得这样很好玩

328
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,958
‪-是的
‪-吓死我了 我对这个很敏感

329
00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:10,583
‪-嗯 晚上见
‪-好的 再见

330
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,875
‪你们俩乖点 好吗?要乖乖的

331
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,750
‪-回头见 亲爱的
‪-他很爱我

332
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,541
‪-乖点
‪-爱你噢 我们会乖乖的

333
00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:18,000
‪-回头见 爱你噢!
‪-回头见

334
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:23,583
‪-好的 要喝橙汁?好的
‪-很好喝

335
00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,541
‪你们饿了吧?

336
00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:26,791
‪我做了...

337
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:32,250
‪佛罗伦萨烤鸡蛋 还有烤...

338
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:34,708
‪戳得很深啊

339
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,125
‪好的 早餐聊够了

340
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,916
‪精彩的还在后面

341
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:46,375
‪我给你们准备了南美陶艺展的门票

342
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:48,666
‪为什么?

343
00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:53,708
‪因为你们之前在亚马逊丛里
‪和亚诺马米部落一起生活

344
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:54,666
‪噢 对

345
00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:57,333
‪他们的精美的陶艺作品非常出名

346
00:17:57,333 --> 00:18:01,250
‪我们和部落一起生活了那么多年
‪都看烦了

347
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:05,333
‪好的 那我们进入下一个精彩环节

348
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,791
‪大屠杀博物馆!

349
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:10,208
‪说实话 我去过

350
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,875
‪那里的美食区很棒

351
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:20,000
‪好吧
‪对陶艺和纪念大屠杀都不感兴趣

352
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:21,916
‪没事

353
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:23,000
‪你们想玩什么?

354
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:29,708
‪打开降落伞!

355
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:34,125
‪你得先说服我
‪为什么要把女儿嫁给你!

356
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:38,708
‪神啊!她是我最好的朋友
‪而且我爱她!

357
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:40,583
‪神啊!

358
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:43,833
‪-我会照顾狗!我小费给20%!
‪-还不够!

359
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,208
‪我以后再也不和她上床了

360
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:48,375
‪继续说!

361
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,833
‪我这就拉绳子!

362
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:52,333
‪这是我的鸡鸡 笨蛋!

363
00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:07,791
‪我考虑选怪物史莱克
‪因为这是我最喜欢的角色

364
00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:10,666
‪但是这月亮也很吸引人啊 对吧?

365
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:13,125
‪好的 好漂亮...

366
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:16,333
‪怎么...

367
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,541
‪来吧!哎!

368
00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:33,166
‪我居然纹了纹身!

369
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:37,416
‪我都不认识自己了 这是月亮纹身

370
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:40,625
‪我像一头狼

371
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:44,875
‪比利 要不你再给我们点一轮酒?
‪我离喝醉还差很远

372
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,500
‪好主意 莉利

373
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,791
‪我一起去 我们走!

374
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:53,791
‪小心鞋子 欧文

375
00:19:53,791 --> 00:19:55,541
‪是我不好 爸爸先生

376
00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:59,458
‪好吧 刚才你也有点责任

377
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,500
‪因为你转身不太快 没事

378
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,541
‪-坐下!
‪-嗯

379
00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:05,541
‪-待在这里
‪-好的

380
00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:14,875
‪-我马上回来
‪-不要

381
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,833
‪我去 你陪他 好吗?

382
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,750
‪哎 他最酷了 对吧?

383
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,833
‪你能和他做爱 真是太棒了

384
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,916
‪-是嘛?
‪-而且他身上的味道很好闻!

385
00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:32,083
‪散发出檀香和危险的味道

386
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:35,083
‪-是斯泰森古龙水
‪-是嘛?

387
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,833
‪你好 大个子

388
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:50,458
‪太好了 又和你见面了 比利
‪你气色很好嘛

389
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,250
‪你说什么就是什么

390
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:56,000
‪对了 跟我说说
‪银行经理到底干什么?

391
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,625
‪银行经理什么不干?

392
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,500
‪所有雇员都由我来管理

393
00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:03,833
‪我们有12名雇员

394
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,000
‪真的?

395
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,541
‪而且我还要管所有安全方面的工作
‪管整间银行

396
00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:08,791
‪你怎么找到我们的?

397
00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:10,875
‪那边那个小王八蛋

398
00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:14,041
‪他打电话问储物柜的事

399
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,416
‪-是嘛?
‪-新同事?

400
00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:18,875
‪不是 他就是家里的朋友罢了

401
00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:23,458
‪他是个笨蛋 不了解情况

402
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:26,666
‪看起来确实他妈像笨蛋

403
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:29,125
‪-嗯
‪-比利!

404
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,458
‪那人太厉害了!

405
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,000
‪好恶心

406
00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:52,708
‪哎呀 你在这里
‪你闻起来好像我继父车上的味道

407
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,750
‪对了 你和岳父母相处得怎么样啊?

408
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:58,541
‪一般的糟糕还是一塌糊涂?

409
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,708
‪非常好

410
00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:03,250
‪我从没见过他们这样的人

411
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,208
‪我们去跳伞

412
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:06,708
‪喝得酩酊大醉

413
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:08,208
‪我还跳了点舞

414
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:11,208
‪我终于体验到了炫酷高中生的感觉

415
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:15,958
‪就好像自己是滑板手
‪或者会搞破坏什么的

416
00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:19,000
‪我不干这样的事
‪但感觉就像我能做出这样的事

417
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:22,416
‪很开心 几乎开心得有点过头了

418
00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:26,750
‪我们向银行之神祈祷今天万事顺利

419
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,416
‪所有人立刻趴在地上!

420
00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:34,666
‪趴在地上!快点!

421
00:22:38,750 --> 00:22:39,625
‪快!

422
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:41,791
‪你快点

423
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:46,291
‪趴下!

424
00:22:58,833 --> 00:22:59,875
‪两分钟

425
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:04,583
‪听我说 我完全配合你们

426
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,166
‪因此我必须告诉你们

427
00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:10,750
‪这保安系统非常先进 不可能突破

428
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,750
‪你们不可能在两分钟内进入...

429
00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:16,416
‪这运气也太好了

430
00:23:16,416 --> 00:23:17,416
‪这...

431
00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:22,500
‪你还知道可以指纹免密?

432
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,041
‪无论如何 到这里也就结束了 因为...

433
00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:26,708
‪闭嘴 读

434
00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:29,458
‪你怎么...

435
00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:31,250
‪读!

436
00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:36,041
‪她在楼梯旁给我留了玫瑰

437
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:42,166
‪别给我耍花招!

438
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:47,458
‪她在楼梯旁留了玫瑰给我

439
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:50,083
‪“意外之余 我知道了她心有我”

440
00:23:50,583 --> 00:23:51,708
‪30秒

441
00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:57,958
‪-谢谢放我出来
‪-不客气

442
00:23:59,041 --> 00:23:59,875
‪进去

443
00:24:02,083 --> 00:24:03,666
‪-好!
‪-装满

444
00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:10,333
‪要不要放点小面额的给小费用?

445
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:12,041
‪你他妈闭嘴

446
00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:18,708
‪檀香?

447
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:19,833
‪还有危险

448
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,083
‪快点!

449
00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:29,250
‪别朝我笑

450
00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:31,041
‪够了!

451
00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:33,000
‪时间

452
00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:37,500
‪哎 听我说 现在收手还来得及

453
00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:46,875
‪对不起

454
00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:59,666
‪谢谢各位的合作 尤其是你 欧文

455
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,416
‪你!

456
00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:11,333
‪他们有最好的身体护甲 戴着面罩

457
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:12,541
‪那些东西我见都没见过

458
00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:14,041
‪好东西我见过很多

459
00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:17,250
‪我接受了很多培训
‪看到坏人进来 我立刻就发现了

460
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:20,208
‪于是我上前阻止 但是滑倒了

461
00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:23,375
‪这个能不能别记?

462
00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:26,958
‪我什么都没看到 什么都不知道
‪我不和警察多说

463
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,625
‪已经无数次了 我找不到逃生开关

464
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,000
‪你管保安工作?

465
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,500
‪我是老大!

466
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,625
‪这是全世界最好的工作

467
00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:36,083
‪你好可爱

468
00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:39,750
‪第一部分是数字密码
‪是我小时候的电话号码

469
00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:42,916
‪-好办法
‪-4028966860 很简单

470
00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:46,458
‪...留了玫瑰给我

471
00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:49,416
‪要有点鼻音
‪好像自己是英国人 但其实又不是

472
00:25:49,416 --> 00:25:50,625
‪他们是圣地亚哥人

473
00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:52,916
‪欧文 天呐!怎么弄成这样?

474
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:54,791
‪你没事吧?

475
00:25:57,291 --> 00:25:59,666
‪-我们听说之后马上就赶来了
‪-“我们”?

476
00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:23,583
‪我是联邦调查局的罗杰·奥德姆探员

477
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:27,125
‪说说劫匪的情况吧

478
00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:30,291
‪能不能描述一下他们的身体特征?

479
00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:31,291
‪任何信息都可以

480
00:26:33,750 --> 00:26:36,125
‪没办法描述 他们当时戴着面具

481
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:39,583
‪有没有听说过“幽灵强盗”?

482
00:26:40,291 --> 00:26:41,458
‪嗯 我是一名银行经理

483
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,958
‪幽灵强盗
‪是美国历史上最臭名昭著的银行劫匪

484
00:26:43,958 --> 00:26:45,500
‪抢了超过100间银行

485
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,208
‪在各州流窜作案

486
00:26:47,208 --> 00:26:49,750
‪有时候会一下子消失好几年

487
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:56,541
‪你觉得是幽灵强盗干的?

488
00:26:57,666 --> 00:27:02,125
‪我感觉就是他们干的

489
00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:06,791
‪但是有一件事我一直很疑惑

490
00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:14,041
‪他们是怎么进入你们金库的

491
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,000
‪没事 欧文

492
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,208
‪-结束了
‪-深呼吸

493
00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:24,916
‪对 用鼻子吸气

494
00:27:24,916 --> 00:27:26,250
‪-对

495
00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:29,458
‪-擤出来
‪-用力擤出来 乖孩子

496
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:30,916
‪哎!

497
00:27:40,166 --> 00:27:43,083
‪好的 到此为止 够了

498
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:45,458
‪-你今天已经受够了
‪-太激动了

499
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:47,416
‪非常好 欧文

500
00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:56,833
‪如果想到什么
‪随时打上面的号码找我

501
00:27:56,833 --> 00:28:00,750
‪下面的那个号码不要打

502
00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:28,166
‪如果坐一个人到前排
‪会不会舒服一点?

503
00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:29,125
‪不会

504
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,083
‪有我们照顾你

505
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,083
‪嗯

506
00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:37,500
‪来吧

507
00:28:41,458 --> 00:28:42,375
‪好了!

508
00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:43,666
‪这是谁的车?

509
00:28:43,666 --> 00:28:46,625
‪你的 欧文 归你了

510
00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:47,541
‪真不错 是吧?

511
00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:50,000
‪爸妈问都没问我们
‪就给我们买了一辆车

512
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,625
‪结婚小礼物嘛

513
00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:55,416
‪你那辆烂车实在有点寒颤

514
00:28:55,416 --> 00:28:59,916
‪你们这一整天就是去干这个了啊?
‪去买肌肉车了?

515
00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:03,083
‪感觉这辆车
‪特别有欧文·布朗宁的感觉

516
00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:05,666
‪-不是吗?
‪-是啊 特别适合你

517
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:09,958
‪我很喜欢 太好了!

518
00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:13,125
‪我太喜欢了 谢谢你们
‪我真是迫不及待了

519
00:29:13,125 --> 00:29:14,458
‪现在就开一圈?

520
00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:15,916
‪不了

521
00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:23,541
‪我85%确定是他们 我得告诉帕克尔

522
00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:27,166
‪如果你错怪未婚妻父母抢银行

523
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,625
‪这桩婚事就完了!

524
00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:31,375
‪那我怎么办?假装没这回事?

525
00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:36,000
‪没错 我跟你说
‪我这辈子80%时间都在假装没事

526
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,208
‪三周前 我把麦片弄洒在自己床上

527
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:41,083
‪我到现在都没说什么

528
00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:42,625
‪还有

529
00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:44,625
‪你不是说
‪你把金库密码告诉了他们吗?

530
00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:47,458
‪对 当时我喝醉了跟他们吹牛

531
00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:49,083
‪嗯 也就是说

532
00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:51,250
‪如果他们抢劫了银行

533
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,125
‪那你也有份

534
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,166
‪哪儿有?

535
00:29:57,750 --> 00:30:00,791
‪-你把密码都他妈给他们了!
‪-你是说我是从犯?

536
00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:01,708
‪不是从犯

537
00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:03,416
‪你是他妈主谋!

538
00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:05,583
‪最大滔天!

539
00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:06,791
‪我跟你说实话

540
00:30:06,791 --> 00:30:08,583
‪我也偷银行的东西

541
00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:11,166
‪没错 我7年没买过厕纸了

542
00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:13,458
‪-是你拿的?
‪-嗯

543
00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:17,791
‪包括男厕和女厕 拜托 执行力可强了

544
00:30:17,791 --> 00:30:20,500
‪厕纸的事我不管

545
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,041
‪-哎!好的 再见 谢谢
‪-哎!是谁啊?

546
00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:26,458
‪面包房

547
00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:32,458
‪他们打过来说店里乱得一塌糊涂
‪蛋糕做不了了

548
00:30:32,458 --> 00:30:34,208
‪等等 什么?你说真的?

549
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:35,666
‪-是啊
‪-怎么了?

550
00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:38,416
‪-面包师死了
‪-天呐!

551
00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:40,833
‪-怎么死的?
‪-被马踢中胸部

552
00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:42,125
‪-神啊!
‪-嗯

553
00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:44,125
‪把心脏踢爆了

554
00:30:44,125 --> 00:30:45,583
‪-天呐!
‪-是啊

555
00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:48,500
‪哎 别伤心!

556
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:51,666
‪没事 那个面包师是种族主义者

557
00:30:53,166 --> 00:30:55,500
‪-很坏的种族主义者
‪-种族主义者有好的吗?

558
00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:56,458
‪我奶奶就是

559
00:30:56,458 --> 00:30:58,458
‪对了 什么事?

560
00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:02,333
‪我爸妈做了咖喱饺 我来跟你说一下

561
00:31:03,791 --> 00:31:06,500
‪好棒啊!咖喱饺!我很喜欢吃!

562
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:09,583
‪-我一会儿就下去
‪-不急

563
00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,208
‪-好吗?
‪-没事的

564
00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:14,333
‪-没事 我们重新订一个蛋糕
‪-嗯

565
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:17,000
‪这次肯定不能是种族主义者了

566
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:18,750
‪好的 爱你噢

567
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,125
‪你好 我要取消一个蛋糕订单

568
00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:30,041
‪嗯 我未婚妻脑袋被马踢了

569
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:42,041
‪你为什么这么紧张 欧文?

570
00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:46,166
‪我知道这听起来很离谱

571
00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:48,458
‪但是我觉得帕克尔的父母

572
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,208
‪可能是罪犯

573
00:31:51,208 --> 00:31:53,541
‪-嗯
‪-当然是罪犯

574
00:31:53,541 --> 00:31:55,916
‪要不怎么会连女儿的婚礼都不来?

575
00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:58,541
‪他们来参加婚礼!好吗?

576
00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:01,541
‪真的来!我们...

577
00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:04,083
‪好吧

578
00:32:05,083 --> 00:32:07,791
‪我觉得抢我银行的就是他们

579
00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:10,125
‪-不是吧!你怎么知道?
‪-我不知道啊

580
00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:11,833
‪这对帕克尔的影响太大

581
00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:13,458
‪一定要确定了才能说

582
00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:14,666
‪所以我需要你们帮忙

583
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,958
‪他们来了
‪把你们的拿手好戏施展出来

584
00:32:16,958 --> 00:32:17,916
‪什么拿手好戏?

585
00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:21,208
‪刨根问底问八卦私人问题

586
00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:22,750
‪好的 拜托

587
00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:24,208
‪你们好啊!

588
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,875
‪亲爱的 你真的准备好了吗?

589
00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:29,708
‪-嗯 你呢?
‪-嗯 我吃了颗大麻软糖

590
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:30,625
‪聪明

591
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:31,958
‪比利和莉利·麦克德莫特

592
00:32:31,958 --> 00:32:33,791
‪这是我爸妈尼尔和玛吉·布朗宁

593
00:32:33,791 --> 00:32:35,916
‪-幸会 尼尔
‪-幸会

594
00:32:36,916 --> 00:32:38,916
‪-你很有魅力
‪-谢谢

595
00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:40,208
‪这不是夸奖

596
00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:42,000
‪我觉得有点过头

597
00:32:53,083 --> 00:32:54,750
‪你好

598
00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:55,875
‪-你好
‪-你好

599
00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:02,958
‪说到魅力 你的皮肤真是完美无瑕

600
00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:04,625
‪你用什么的啊?

601
00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:05,541
‪肥皂

602
00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:09,500
‪-要不我们喝点鸡尾酒?
‪-好的 喝鸡尾酒

603
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,083
‪太阳还没下山呢

604
00:33:13,041 --> 00:33:15,291
‪好的 我们订了桌子 坐下吧

605
00:33:15,291 --> 00:33:16,708
‪会很开心的!

606
00:33:18,666 --> 00:33:21,833
‪然后我说:“我们不需要船夫!“

607
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:26,291
‪莉利把那小伙儿推下船
‪然后我们就划着船在大运河里前行

608
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:32,666
‪对了 比利 莉利 问你们一件事

609
00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:33,750
‪嗯 问吧

610
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,750
‪你们有没有犯过重罪?

611
00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:39,375
‪-不是的 如果要成为一家人...
‪-别这样

612
00:33:39,375 --> 00:33:42,000
‪...就得知道他们是不是罪犯 所以...

613
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,291
‪-别这样
‪-过来

614
00:33:43,291 --> 00:33:44,458
‪你们是罪犯吗?

615
00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:46,250
‪我父母不是罪犯

616
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,875
‪没事 宝贝

617
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,416
‪我们的生活方式

618
00:33:49,416 --> 00:33:51,958
‪在布朗宁一家人看来
‪似乎确实与众不同

619
00:33:51,958 --> 00:33:56,250
‪嗯 他们与糯米人一起在丛林生活

620
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,333
‪不是糯米族

621
00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:59,250
‪-叫什么来着?
‪-亚诺马米

622
00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:00,166
‪我说的是什么?

623
00:34:00,166 --> 00:34:03,291
‪你说的是“糯米” 日本餐厅里很多

624
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:06,625
‪亚诺马米人waitheri totihi peheti

625
00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,041
‪什么意思?

626
00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:10,958
‪这是亚诺马米人常说的话
‪你们一定听过

627
00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:14,708
‪-亲爱的 你干什么?
‪-没什么!就是找话聊嘛

628
00:34:16,541 --> 00:34:19,625
‪欧文 不知道的话
‪还以为你在考我们呢

629
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:20,541
‪不是!

630
00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:22,875
‪但你们和亚诺马米人生活了两年

631
00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:27,000
‪一定知道“waitheri totihi peheti”
‪是什么意思

632
00:34:31,083 --> 00:34:32,333
‪意思是勇气

633
00:34:33,583 --> 00:34:35,541
‪美丽与真实

634
00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:38,291
‪如果我们看起来有点疑惑

635
00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:40,916
‪那是因为你的口音太糟糕了

636
00:34:40,916 --> 00:34:44,958
‪这是对亚诺马米人
‪和对他们的神的侮辱!

637
00:34:47,791 --> 00:34:51,041
‪欧文 你怎么回事?

638
00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:55,000
‪不过亚马逊雨林确实是神奇的地方

639
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,875
‪你们俩一定会很喜欢

640
00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:58,833
‪我们不旅行

641
00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:01,541
‪尼尔到外地就水土不服拉肚子

642
00:35:02,125 --> 00:35:04,666
‪-不光是到外地
‪-嗯

643
00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:08,416
‪玛吉 在这谨慎的外表之下

644
00:35:08,416 --> 00:35:12,541
‪一定有一个不安分的自由灵魂
‪期盼着一跃而出

645
00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:17,125
‪她当年肯定很狂野

646
00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:22,458
‪在我怀欧文之前

647
00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:26,333
‪有一次我参加了一个性派对

648
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:28,708
‪-啊?
‪-嗯

649
00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:31,000
‪-妈 性派对?
‪-对

650
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,041
‪性派对?

651
00:35:32,041 --> 00:35:33,333
‪-是啊!
‪-嗯

652
00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,958
‪这个词我可能说得不对吧

653
00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:38,541
‪不过就是那种和所有人操的派对

654
00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:42,208
‪-对 这就是性派对 没错
‪-我参加过很多性派对

655
00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:44,916
‪她就是在那里见到了丹·马里诺

656
00:35:44,916 --> 00:35:46,916
‪-橄榄球运动员?
‪-对!

657
00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:49,458
‪要不就是在杰西潘尼百货商店

658
00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:51,750
‪丹·马里诺
‪不去杰西潘尼百货商店买东西

659
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,041
‪他可进了名人堂

660
00:35:53,041 --> 00:35:55,291
‪你是在性派对上见到了丹·马里诺

661
00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:58,375
‪-天呐!爸是我爸吗?
‪-我当然是你爸

662
00:35:58,375 --> 00:35:59,416
‪别胡思乱想!

663
00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:01,583
‪要不你怎么有
‪布朗宁家族家传的腰毛?

664
00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:07,500
‪我见过你运动
‪你肯定不是丹·马里诺的孩子!

665
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,083
‪-啊?
‪-丹·马里诺!

666
00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,125
‪-敬丹尼小子
‪-丹尼!

667
00:36:12,125 --> 00:36:13,375
‪丹尼小子!

668
00:36:13,375 --> 00:36:14,625
‪敬丹尼小子!

669
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,875
‪达阵!

670
00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:32,000
‪好 你看啊 这是我 这是我爸

671
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,250
‪鼻子 亮晶晶的小眼睛
‪都一样 好吗?

672
00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:40,500
‪-还有腰毛
‪-亲爱的 我见过你的腰毛

673
00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:42,958
‪好吧 当然

674
00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:44,333
‪但你没见过我爸的

675
00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:45,791
‪-要不要给他打视频?
‪-不要

676
00:36:45,791 --> 00:36:47,833
‪我们聊一下 好吗?

677
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:51,666
‪好啊

678
00:36:52,916 --> 00:36:53,875
‪没事吧?

679
00:36:54,875 --> 00:36:56,125
‪晚餐时怎么回事?

680
00:36:56,125 --> 00:36:57,208
‪我不知道

681
00:36:57,208 --> 00:37:00,041
‪不就是丹·马里诺操过我妈吗?

682
00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:03,291
‪嗯 我知道 而且你的银行被抢

683
00:37:03,291 --> 00:37:04,541
‪他个子很大

684
00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,791
‪是的 没错

685
00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:12,875
‪听我说 我知道你经历了很多事
‪对你来说心理冲击很大

686
00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:14,250
‪两件事都是这样

687
00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:16,625
‪不过是不是还有别的事?

688
00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:19,916
‪不管是什么事 你都可以跟我说

689
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,666
‪我不会生气

690
00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:23,666
‪好吗?

691
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:25,250
‪好的

692
00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:29,375
‪好

693
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,083
‪我最近很古怪...

694
00:37:36,583 --> 00:37:38,291
‪是因为我觉得抢我银行的是你爸妈

695
00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:42,666
‪啊?

696
00:37:44,916 --> 00:37:46,833
‪-你说真的?
‪-对 我说真的

697
00:37:46,833 --> 00:37:48,375
‪其中一个劫匪知道我的名字

698
00:37:48,375 --> 00:37:49,625
‪银行官网上就有

699
00:37:49,625 --> 00:37:53,375
‪当我踩到他脚后跟时
‪他转身看我 和你爸的样子一样

700
00:37:53,375 --> 00:37:54,750
‪你说他们戴了面具

701
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:59,250
‪对 没错 但对我的轻蔑也是那个样子

702
00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:00,791
‪整个感觉就很像

703
00:38:00,791 --> 00:38:03,291
‪而且他们知道

704
00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:05,333
‪“她在楼梯旁留了玫瑰给我”

705
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,958
‪是进入金库的声音激活码

706
00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:10,291
‪我记得很清楚
‪我喝醉之后跟你妈说了

707
00:38:10,291 --> 00:38:13,125
‪嗯 好的 还有谁知道密码吗?

708
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,208
‪嗯 就几个

709
00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:17,875
‪泰瑞 盖瑞 玛丽索尔

710
00:38:18,666 --> 00:38:21,083
‪我应该跟我的心理医生说过一次

711
00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:22,750
‪不过我觉得她从来不听我说话

712
00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:24,208
‪好的

713
00:38:24,208 --> 00:38:26,416
‪你自己说他们很难对付

714
00:38:26,416 --> 00:38:28,541
‪我的意思是他们个性很强

715
00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:30,541
‪而不是说他们会抢银行

716
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:32,750
‪我没说他们就是银行劫匪

717
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:35,958
‪我是说他们可能是银行劫匪

718
00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:38,250
‪我就是提出这个想法

719
00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:42,416
‪现在我的想法就是你他妈疯了

720
00:38:57,875 --> 00:39:00,541
‪没想到我们要开这样的垃圾

721
00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:06,750
‪他妈的银行抢劫犯!

722
00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:21,083
‪天呐!这玩意儿还真快

723
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:34,125
‪不好意思!

724
00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:36,416
‪不好意思

725
00:39:49,333 --> 00:39:51,250
‪好吧 嗯!不好意思!

726
00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:58,416
‪赶紧滚!

727
00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:07,083
‪好吧 好吓人

728
00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:19,000
‪谢谢你 安吉星

729
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:19,958
‪乐意效劳

730
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:30,125
‪浪子回头 还带着礼物

731
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:32,625
‪天呐!

732
00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:34,583
‪你好帅

733
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,708
‪我可以像吃玉米棒子一样吃你的鸡鸡

734
00:40:47,375 --> 00:40:49,000
‪这是疤面煞星的房子?

735
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
‪妈的

736
00:40:53,875 --> 00:40:54,708
‪好

737
00:40:58,625 --> 00:40:59,458
‪加把劲儿!

738
00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:04,833
‪好吧 难怪有钱人要种这些东西

739
00:41:13,875 --> 00:41:15,458
‪赶紧的 好吗?

740
00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:19,875
‪我不知道为什么我们不能文明一点

741
00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:22,458
‪而且如果有谁有权生气
‪那应该是我才对

742
00:41:22,458 --> 00:41:25,833
‪被出卖的人是我 对吧?

743
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:45,458
‪噢 真对不起

744
00:41:45,458 --> 00:41:47,166
‪对不起 小兄弟

745
00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:50,416
‪不要啊!

746
00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:55,166
‪这里面有将近100万

747
00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:57,458
‪很好

748
00:41:58,250 --> 00:41:59,708
‪现在你们只欠我500万了

749
00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:03,458
‪迷你狗?比较便宜吗?

750
00:42:03,458 --> 00:42:06,000
‪我们拿了100万 不是600万

751
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,333
‪你们忘记规矩了吗?

752
00:42:08,333 --> 00:42:11,000
‪你们跑路的时候 利息也在滚

753
00:42:13,458 --> 00:42:15,041
‪对不起 我踢了你们的朋友

754
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:23,166
‪看看你们这些小家伙
‪从这上面看 你们好可爱

755
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:25,708
‪要是你们稍微高一点就够得着了

756
00:42:27,041 --> 00:42:28,791
‪为什么?

757
00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:32,208
‪要弄500万 我们得花点时间 瑞涵

758
00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:34,583
‪我像是不讲道理的女人吗?

759
00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:36,541
‪当然不是 你们在本周内完成就行

760
00:42:37,750 --> 00:42:41,833
‪不好意思
‪是不是和你们女儿婚礼有冲突?

761
00:42:43,958 --> 00:42:44,875
‪妈的

762
00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:47,208
‪我居然知道你们有一个女儿
‪你们很意外吗?

763
00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:50,958
‪我们假设她的名字叫帕克尔

764
00:42:50,958 --> 00:42:53,291
‪她周六要结婚

765
00:42:53,791 --> 00:42:56,791
‪如果你们在婚礼前不给我500万美元

766
00:42:56,791 --> 00:43:01,666
‪帕克尔就只能嫁给死神了

767
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,333
‪-意思是她就死定了
‪-嗯 我听懂了

768
00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:09,666
‪我知道你听懂了 亲爱的

769
00:43:09,666 --> 00:43:12,708
‪我有没有提过我弄了一个新鲨鱼池?

770
00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:15,833
‪也许你们女儿可以帮我试一试

771
00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:19,875
‪鲨鱼们可饿坏了

772
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:27,083
‪接啊 帕克尔

773
00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:29,375
‪-帕克尔 接啊!
‪-谢谢来电...

774
00:43:29,375 --> 00:43:30,625
‪妈的!

775
00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:33,666
‪噢 不是吧!

776
00:43:34,291 --> 00:43:35,250
‪神啊!

777
00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:37,000
‪好吧

778
00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:43,083
‪你好 警官 有什么事吗?

779
00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:46,916
‪请出示驾驶证和打飞机证

780
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:49,000
‪好吧 早上好

781
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,291
‪看样子你的状态很差

782
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,791
‪连我这个用自己袜子过滤咖啡的人
‪都这么说

783
00:43:54,791 --> 00:43:56,875
‪没有 我挺好 谢谢关心

784
00:43:57,958 --> 00:44:00,666
‪好像有一条狗在咬你的腿

785
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:06,416
‪嗯 就是我的小伙伴罢了

786
00:44:06,416 --> 00:44:08,708
‪我们在树林里散了一会儿步

787
00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:10,041
‪很有意思

788
00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:16,000
‪幽灵强盗
‪很清楚如何避开你银行的保安系统

789
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,750
‪当我打电话给阳山联合银行
‪查系统是谁设计的

790
00:44:20,916 --> 00:44:22,333
‪知道他们怎么说吗?

791
00:44:24,208 --> 00:44:26,666
‪你是不是在暗示说我与此有关?

792
00:44:27,666 --> 00:44:29,083
‪介意打开后备箱吗?

793
00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:32,625
‪-打开后备箱
‪-好吧 太离谱了 我只能这么说

794
00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:36,500
‪太荒唐了 我一辈子从来没犯过罪

795
00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:39,750
‪凡事都有第一次

796
00:44:41,041 --> 00:44:42,375
‪看看

797
00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:44,375
‪两台一次性手机

798
00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:46,833
‪两盒9毫米口径子弹

799
00:44:47,666 --> 00:44:49,625
‪还有一台变声器

800
00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:51,416
‪是有人放在我的后备箱里的

801
00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:53,833
‪谁 欧文?你的同伙是谁?

802
00:44:56,125 --> 00:44:57,000
‪谁 欧文?

803
00:44:57,583 --> 00:44:58,416
‪我...

804
00:44:58,958 --> 00:45:00,416
‪我不知道

805
00:45:00,416 --> 00:45:05,083
‪好吧 听我说 我明白
‪我有时候也会忘记事情

806
00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:08,708
‪不如在看守所
‪度过一个悠长的周末假期

807
00:45:08,708 --> 00:45:10,416
‪帮你恢复一下记忆?

808
00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:12,625
‪我本周末就要结婚了

809
00:45:12,625 --> 00:45:16,416
‪我也结过婚 娶了美丽的雪儿

810
00:45:17,625 --> 00:45:20,000
‪-知道她现在在哪里吗?
‪-她死了?

811
00:45:21,041 --> 00:45:22,125
‪那倒好了

812
00:45:22,833 --> 00:45:25,916
‪她和现任丈夫住在基韦斯特

813
00:45:25,916 --> 00:45:27,750
‪他是前海军海豹突击队员

814
00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:31,625
‪腹肌硬邦邦 鸡鸡上可以降落波音747

815
00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:32,958
‪大飞机啊

816
00:45:32,958 --> 00:45:34,750
‪宽体飞机

817
00:45:35,583 --> 00:45:39,833
‪我一心扑在抓捕幽灵强盗上

818
00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:42,166
‪婚姻因此破裂

819
00:45:43,541 --> 00:45:44,583
‪房子也没了

820
00:45:45,666 --> 00:45:47,125
‪可能我的精神都不正常了

821
00:45:47,125 --> 00:45:48,333
‪查了一段时间之后

822
00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:53,791
‪我开始想 幽灵强盗会不会真的幽灵

823
00:45:54,958 --> 00:45:59,666
‪哎!
‪不如把这样的精力去把雪儿追回来

824
00:46:00,416 --> 00:46:02,833
‪对吧?我可以做一张合成照片

825
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:06,083
‪别让这个大鸟男打败你!

826
00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:08,625
‪-把他关起来
‪-等等 不要!我要结婚了!

827
00:46:08,625 --> 00:46:10,583
‪婚礼肯定有

828
00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:12,333
‪还会有精彩的单身派对

829
00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:13,875
‪本周末在丁区监室办

830
00:46:16,125 --> 00:46:16,958
‪不是我

831
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,333
‪是我岳父母

832
00:46:21,333 --> 00:46:23,666
‪他们抢了我的银行 我没帮他们

833
00:46:23,666 --> 00:46:24,583
‪他们利用了我

834
00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:26,666
‪妈的 小子 你招得还真快

835
00:46:27,416 --> 00:46:30,250
‪证明给我看
‪戴上密录器让他们自己承认

836
00:46:30,833 --> 00:46:32,000
‪你要我当内奸?

837
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,416
‪我要你做对的事 欧文

838
00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:38,916
‪洗清自己的名誉
‪并帮助我抓住幽灵强盗

839
00:46:40,125 --> 00:46:42,625
‪没错 当内奸

840
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:47,500
‪帕克尔

841
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,583
‪帕克尔!哎 帕克尔!

842
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:53,541
‪-你去哪儿了啊?
‪-我们得谈谈

843
00:46:53,541 --> 00:46:56,333
‪-你为什么捏着胸口?
‪-因为我...

844
00:46:57,583 --> 00:47:01,458
‪...穿的这件衬衫好软
‪感觉好像我的手指在做水疗

845
00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:03,208
‪-看起来也不怎么样嘛...
‪-别碰我!

846
00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:06,208
‪不好意思

847
00:47:06,208 --> 00:47:10,916
‪因为岳父母在婚礼前不可以碰新郎

848
00:47:10,916 --> 00:47:13,166
‪-胡说八道
‪-你是不是吸毒了 欧文?

849
00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:14,333
‪我不做违法的事

850
00:47:14,333 --> 00:47:15,500
‪和别人不一样

851
00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,666
‪别人会做违法的事 我也不介意

852
00:47:18,666 --> 00:47:21,791
‪如果要谈这个问题 说说心里话
‪我也没意见

853
00:47:21,791 --> 00:47:25,083
‪好的 我们得走了
‪因为我们得去面包房

854
00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:29,916
‪面包房 对 好的 咱们俩去面包房吧

855
00:47:29,916 --> 00:47:33,000
‪因为我们的面包师去世了
‪我们得新做一个蛋糕

856
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,375
‪要不我们还是一起去吧
‪欢乐的大家庭

857
00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:39,000
‪还是不要让你们为这些小事跑了

858
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000
‪我想去

859
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,333
‪我们当然想去 谁不喜欢甜点呢?

860
00:47:42,333 --> 00:47:44,791
‪是全素甜点

861
00:47:44,791 --> 00:47:47,083
‪大家都知道很难吃

862
00:47:47,083 --> 00:47:50,125
‪不好意思 帕克尔 不过我和你说实话

863
00:47:50,125 --> 00:47:52,583
‪确实很难吃 好吗?

864
00:47:52,583 --> 00:47:56,000
‪所以你们还是别去了 我们去尝 走吧

865
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,291
‪如果我们现在出发的话

866
00:47:57,291 --> 00:48:01,000
‪-我们要迟到了
‪-我们都去?好吧 好的!

867
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:06,750
‪好的!
‪我们去格兰特大道1308号品尝蛋糕!

868
00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:10,833
‪我出门都会带两个包
‪手提一个 然后检查一下 一 二

869
00:48:10,833 --> 00:48:12,125
‪然后检查一下 一 二

870
00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:13,291
‪笨蛋

871
00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:16,541
‪你开车!
‪比利·麦克德莫特开车!真好

872
00:48:18,416 --> 00:48:20,833
‪要玩“我从来没有”游戏吗?

873
00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:24,000
‪我从来没有戴过恐怖面具
‪万圣节除外

874
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,125
‪轮到你了

875
00:48:26,916 --> 00:48:30,291
‪我们到了 就在店门南面

876
00:48:30,291 --> 00:48:33,625
‪你们真的不要在车里等?好的

877
00:48:33,625 --> 00:48:36,958
‪我们到了门前 我现在打开门

878
00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:39,666
‪-这边 请进
‪-好香啊

879
00:48:39,666 --> 00:48:41,083
‪-好香
‪-真不错

880
00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:42,541
‪嗯 看见蛋糕了

881
00:48:43,041 --> 00:48:45,791
‪欢迎光临“全素天后”
‪这里为您制作蛋糕...

882
00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:47,583
‪悉听尊便!

883
00:48:48,208 --> 00:48:50,750
‪我是凯伊 这是我姐姐艾达

884
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:55,250
‪她负责全素 我负责天后

885
00:48:56,416 --> 00:48:59,500
‪非常感谢你们
‪在最后一刻帮我们准备蛋糕

886
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:02,458
‪没事 我很理解最后一刻这件事

887
00:49:02,458 --> 00:49:04,416
‪我做什么事都不准时

888
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:06,833
‪你确定要在这里做吗?

889
00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:08,541
‪我们的婚礼可延误不得

890
00:49:08,541 --> 00:49:10,166
‪不 没事 他们的评论很好

891
00:49:10,166 --> 00:49:11,916
‪这只是他们的营销方式

892
00:49:13,541 --> 00:49:16,791
‪-我怎么老是这样 艾达?
‪-凯伊 你可能在流血

893
00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:18,208
‪-艾达!
‪-好吧 对不起

894
00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,125
‪-蛋糕!快点!
‪-好吧

895
00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:25,416
‪这是我们的“超越性爱”红丝绒蛋糕

896
00:49:25,416 --> 00:49:27,041
‪艾达亲手做的

897
00:49:27,041 --> 00:49:29,208
‪这名字可不是骗人的

898
00:49:29,208 --> 00:49:30,708
‪我把两样对比过

899
00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:32,125
‪这是全素的?

900
00:49:33,291 --> 00:49:34,166
‪是的

901
00:49:35,916 --> 00:49:38,750
‪帕克尔 能和你私下说两句吗?很快

902
00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:40,375
‪怎么了?

903
00:49:40,375 --> 00:49:45,333
‪-啊?好的
‪-重要的人生决定 我们要商量一致

904
00:49:45,333 --> 00:49:46,791
‪-好吧?
‪-是嘛?

905
00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:56,916
‪-你这里有点东西
‪-什么 亲爱的?

906
00:49:56,916 --> 00:49:58,750
‪搞什么鬼?

907
00:49:59,583 --> 00:50:02,416
‪对不起!我不知道你们是一对

908
00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:04,125
‪欧文 怎么了?

909
00:50:04,125 --> 00:50:06,166
‪我知道说出来你会觉得很离谱

910
00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:09,750
‪联邦调查局认为我和劫案有关

911
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:11,416
‪-啊?
‪-他们让我戴...

912
00:50:11,416 --> 00:50:13,875
‪噢!好漂亮的小面包房

913
00:50:13,875 --> 00:50:16,333
‪-你一定是帕克尔!
‪-你好

914
00:50:17,708 --> 00:50:20,125
‪-你来这里干什么?
‪-谁都不要乱来!

915
00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:22,166
‪拿着枪的人是你 瑞涵

916
00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:23,791
‪对 现在是你拿着枪

917
00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:26,541
‪在面包房里劫持多名人质

918
00:50:27,041 --> 00:50:28,166
‪人质!

919
00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:33,208
‪-怎么回事?
‪-听我说 瑞涵 我们说了会弄钱给你

920
00:50:33,208 --> 00:50:36,708
‪噢 对 没错
‪但我记得你们说话不算数

921
00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:40,000
‪为了防止你们又逃之夭夭

922
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,083
‪我想着来这里拿点保障

923
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:51,875
‪-走吧 帕克尔
‪-哎!拿我换她

924
00:50:51,875 --> 00:50:52,916
‪带我走!

925
00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:55,750
‪你这熊熊工作室小子?
‪你觉得你有资格当人质吗?

926
00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:58,708
‪没人在意你的死活

927
00:50:58,708 --> 00:51:01,708
‪看看他们 了解一下情况

928
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,250
‪完全不在意

929
00:51:04,833 --> 00:51:05,750
‪我搞不懂

930
00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:07,166
‪欧文猜对了?

931
00:51:07,166 --> 00:51:08,875
‪按她说的做

932
00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:11,958
‪冷静 宝贝 冷静一点

933
00:51:11,958 --> 00:51:15,166
‪情绪都起来了 哭得快喘不过气来了

934
00:51:15,166 --> 00:51:17,666
‪-爸?
‪-不过我就喜欢喘不过气来

935
00:51:17,666 --> 00:51:20,041
‪随时欢迎你来吃我的圆面包!

936
00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:21,916
‪神啊 救救我的未婚妻吧

937
00:51:21,916 --> 00:51:23,916
‪她正从面包店后门走出

938
00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:25,958
‪联邦调查局!不许动!

939
00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:27,375
‪神会拯救你 帕克尔!

940
00:51:35,666 --> 00:51:40,041
‪神啊 求你了!

941
00:51:47,541 --> 00:51:48,458
‪妈的!

942
00:51:53,208 --> 00:51:56,958
‪振作起来 罗杰!你行的 罗杰!
‪要有男子汉的样子 混蛋!

943
00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,166
‪(红糖浆)

944
00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:33,791
‪哎呀 真是的!

945
00:52:35,458 --> 00:52:36,291
‪混蛋!

946
00:52:36,291 --> 00:52:39,458
‪抓她上车!上车!

947
00:52:43,291 --> 00:52:44,625
‪我去追她

948
00:52:44,625 --> 00:52:45,541
‪什么鬼?

949
00:52:45,541 --> 00:52:47,083
‪王八蛋!

950
00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:50,375
‪这里他妈什么都是蛋糕!

951
00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:52,375
‪我去追她!

952
00:52:52,375 --> 00:52:54,958
‪你会送命的 趴下!

953
00:53:01,208 --> 00:53:03,166
‪你真的气死我了!

954
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,166
‪闭嘴!

955
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:13,833
‪莉利!莉利 前门!

956
00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:14,750
‪走!

957
00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:22,750
‪对准车打!

958
00:53:23,291 --> 00:53:24,958
‪给我她妈弄钱!

959
00:53:26,083 --> 00:53:27,166
‪妈的!

960
00:53:27,166 --> 00:53:29,208
‪我他妈太爱这活儿了!

961
00:53:30,250 --> 00:53:31,583
‪王八蛋!

962
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,500
‪不许动!

963
00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:34,458
‪啊?

964
00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:35,875
‪把枪放下

965
00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:37,000
‪立刻放下

966
00:53:38,666 --> 00:53:40,500
‪-他们抓了我们的女儿
‪-别动

967
00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:51,375
‪王八蛋!

968
00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:56,166
‪你应该保护她的!

969
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,583
‪所以大家才不信任联邦政府!

970
00:53:58,583 --> 00:53:59,833
‪这件事你要负责任

971
00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:02,625
‪让我上车 哎

972
00:54:03,208 --> 00:54:04,625
‪别走啊!

973
00:54:04,625 --> 00:54:05,916
‪让我上车 好吗?

974
00:54:05,916 --> 00:54:07,208
‪我豁出去了

975
00:54:22,333 --> 00:54:23,208
‪怎么回事?

976
00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:27,791
‪天呐!

977
00:54:28,625 --> 00:54:31,416
‪来 下车 好

978
00:54:32,291 --> 00:54:34,583
‪为什么停车?我们得去追她!

979
00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:36,458
‪我知道那女人住在哪里

980
00:54:36,458 --> 00:54:39,625
‪瑞涵到处都有房子
‪根本不知道她把帕克尔带去了哪里

981
00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:41,666
‪即便你知道 你又能怎么样?

982
00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:45,375
‪偷偷钻进灌木丛
‪然后被一群小狗追上树?

983
00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:47,500
‪帕克尔已经不见了

984
00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:50,291
‪-对不起
‪-现在我们怎么办?

985
00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:53,416
‪第一件事就是你把他妈密录器拆掉

986
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:54,708
‪你这小王八蛋

987
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:57,541
‪我早就知道你没胆子
‪但没想到你居然会当内奸

988
00:54:57,541 --> 00:55:00,041
‪对不起 但你们别把责任推到我身上

989
00:55:00,041 --> 00:55:01,541
‪我们从没让你承担责任

990
00:55:01,541 --> 00:55:03,750
‪没错!你们只是嫁祸给我罢了

991
00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:06,833
‪你们把抢银行的证据
‪放在我车的后备箱里!

992
00:55:08,291 --> 00:55:09,791
‪他不可能被判有罪

993
00:55:09,791 --> 00:55:11,583
‪最多就是让他忙活一阵

994
00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:14,750
‪免得帕克尔犯下人生中最大的错误

995
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,458
‪她刚被绑架

996
00:55:17,458 --> 00:55:18,666
‪就因为你们!

997
00:55:19,791 --> 00:55:23,208
‪在你们回来之前
‪帕克尔遇到最麻烦的事是什么?

998
00:55:23,708 --> 00:55:26,166
‪被自制煎饼烫伤上颚

999
00:55:26,166 --> 00:55:29,291
‪我原本可以把饼吹凉 但没办法
‪我当时感冒了

1000
00:55:29,291 --> 00:55:34,000
‪你们怎么可能知道
‪她想要什么、需要什么?

1001
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,208
‪你们根本不在!

1002
00:55:35,208 --> 00:55:38,125
‪因为我们他妈是为了保护她!

1003
00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:39,625
‪瑞涵以前是我们的拍档

1004
00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:41,958
‪她负责挑选银行和洗钱

1005
00:55:41,958 --> 00:55:43,333
‪然后她就开始发疯

1006
00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:46,041
‪我们当时害怕她会知道帕克尔

1007
00:55:46,041 --> 00:55:48,750
‪所以在干最后一票的时候
‪我们就拿钱跑了

1008
00:55:48,750 --> 00:55:49,750
‪不关我的事

1009
00:55:49,750 --> 00:55:51,416
‪我不关心发生了什么 好吗?

1010
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:52,958
‪我只关心怎么把帕克尔救回来

1011
00:55:52,958 --> 00:55:54,583
‪嗯 彼此彼此

1012
00:55:57,083 --> 00:55:58,625
‪你们需要在两天内筹到500万

1013
00:55:59,208 --> 00:56:00,791
‪所以要再抢一间银行 对吧?

1014
00:56:02,583 --> 00:56:04,708
‪有一位银行经理加入团队不会有坏处

1015
00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:10,500
‪知道银行的弱点
‪哪些银行有超量现金

1016
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:12,500
‪什么时候把现金运去哪里

1017
00:56:13,041 --> 00:56:15,916
‪他敲鸡蛋都紧张
‪你觉得他能抢银行?

1018
00:56:15,916 --> 00:56:19,541
‪为了救帕克尔 抢银行就抢银行!

1019
00:56:24,583 --> 00:56:26,625
‪我们早就知道他们是罪犯

1020
00:56:26,625 --> 00:56:28,958
‪他们大白天就喝酒

1021
00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:33,500
‪嗯 而且女儿是瑜伽教练

1022
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,041
‪也不是我说什么

1023
00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:36,375
‪但是要把这些连在一起看

1024
00:56:38,375 --> 00:56:40,250
‪知道他们可能去哪里了吗?

1025
00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:45,041
‪家里有没有小屋什么的?
‪欧文会不会去那里?

1026
00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:47,000
‪度假屋...

1027
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,083
‪度假屋?你开什么玩笑?

1028
00:56:49,791 --> 00:56:51,833
‪我们像“杰佛逊一家”那种有钱人吗?

1029
00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:57,666
‪这是160公里半径内所有银行的清单

1030
00:56:57,666 --> 00:57:02,041
‪按行内现金存量排序
‪从价值银行到现金最多的...

1031
00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:04,500
‪阿特拉斯储备银行 2000万美元

1032
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,833
‪一站买齐

1033
00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:06,833
‪简单

1034
00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:08,375
‪简单倒好了

1035
00:57:08,375 --> 00:57:09,375
‪-不简单?
‪-不简单

1036
00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:11,083
‪我们不能抢阿特拉斯储备银行

1037
00:57:11,083 --> 00:57:13,541
‪菲比·金把那里管得很严

1038
00:57:13,541 --> 00:57:14,708
‪菲比·金是谁?

1039
00:57:14,708 --> 00:57:18,250
‪你们不是幽灵强盗吗?
‪居然不知道菲比·金?

1040
00:57:18,958 --> 00:57:21,208
‪她对“强盗屏障”进行创新

1041
00:57:22,791 --> 00:57:25,416
‪她的银行的每一寸角落都有三层防护

1042
00:57:25,416 --> 00:57:26,833
‪我都想上自己

1043
00:57:26,833 --> 00:57:28,083
‪她的金库呢?

1044
00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:31,500
‪生物特征识别 重量感应

1045
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:35,583
‪更不用说随机时间锁了 好吗?

1046
00:57:36,375 --> 00:57:37,541
‪你什么时候做的这个?

1047
00:57:38,041 --> 00:57:40,166
‪我朝自动售卖机走过去时
‪买了一罐低糖汽水

1048
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:42,041
‪很奇怪 我口袋里有很多

1049
00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:43,208
‪我多问一句

1050
00:57:43,208 --> 00:57:45,458
‪我们不抢这家银行
‪但你却做了一个模型?

1051
00:57:48,083 --> 00:57:49,666
‪还有一个 他做了两个模型

1052
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:51,625
‪我做了12个 只有两个像样

1053
00:57:51,625 --> 00:57:53,375
‪我们不抢菲比·金的银行

1054
00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:55,041
‪抢胜利联合银行才对

1055
00:57:55,041 --> 00:57:57,000
‪这家银行的经理很懒

1056
00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:59,125
‪是个窝囊废

1057
00:57:59,666 --> 00:58:02,250
‪文斯·米伦最好对付

1058
00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:05,750
‪文斯右侧睾丸没了

1059
00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:08,875
‪因为有一次
‪他过于用力地坐在了自己的蛋蛋上

1060
00:58:10,416 --> 00:58:12,750
‪聘他当经理
‪只是因为他爸爸是银行老板

1061
00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:13,750
‪好

1062
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,666
‪最重要的是文斯喜欢走捷径

1063
00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:23,208
‪出于安全及保险的目的
‪联邦法规对分行现金存量有限制

1064
00:58:23,208 --> 00:58:24,750
‪超过限额的时候

1065
00:58:24,750 --> 00:58:27,625
‪经理必须安排从金库提取现金

1066
00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:29,458
‪帮我锁一下 我要去打漆弹

1067
00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:34,541
‪运钞车应当将现金直接运去存放点

1068
00:58:34,541 --> 00:58:36,666
‪但是文斯讨厌文书工作

1069
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:40,166
‪所以他让同一辆运钞车

1070
00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:42,875
‪从他管理的三间分行取现金

1071
00:58:42,875 --> 00:58:45,208
‪然后再去存放点

1072
00:58:45,208 --> 00:58:48,958
‪所以在运钞车从第三间分行取现金后
‪抢运钞车...

1073
00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:50,833
‪就等于一次抢三间银行

1074
00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:53,541
‪-只要伪装好就行
‪-嗯

1075
00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:54,708
‪还有我需要一把枪

1076
00:58:56,083 --> 00:58:57,875
‪啊?天呐!

1077
00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:02,500
‪比我想象中轻很多

1078
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,833
‪嗯 这是水枪

1079
00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:06,583
‪-是嘛?
‪-嗯

1080
00:59:07,666 --> 00:59:08,916
‪我这样还是很酷吗?

1081
00:59:09,833 --> 00:59:11,875
‪嗯 很像詹姆斯·邦德

1082
00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:13,000
‪哪一位?

1083
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,083
‪-第五集
‪-那位确实不错

1084
00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:17,333
‪(胜利联合银行)

1085
00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:56,208
‪(布里奇斯装甲运输公司)

1086
01:00:11,291 --> 01:00:14,208
‪所有人立刻趴下!别逞强!

1087
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:21,000
‪哎 驴子!

1088
01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:26,291
‪天呐!好暴力啊!

1089
01:00:26,916 --> 01:00:29,458
‪我的口音怎么样?
‪像爱尔兰口音还是苏格兰口音?

1090
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:32,166
‪应该是苏格兰口音才对
‪不过我说得像是爱尔兰口音

1091
01:00:32,166 --> 01:00:33,208
‪别告诉比利

1092
01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:35,250
‪别分心!现在是抢银行

1093
01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:38,708
‪记住 你是老大

1094
01:00:42,166 --> 01:00:44,208
‪没错 我是老大 好吗?

1095
01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:45,958
‪谁都别逞英雄

1096
01:00:47,166 --> 01:00:49,000
‪否则我他妈崩了你!

1097
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,916
‪给你吃枪子儿!

1098
01:01:03,250 --> 01:01:05,000
‪大家都趴着 好吗?

1099
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,791
‪你们喜欢《怪物史莱克》吗?
‪最喜欢哪个角色?

1100
01:01:07,791 --> 01:01:09,000
‪我最喜欢史莱克

1101
01:01:10,666 --> 01:01:13,041
‪你干什么?别起来!

1102
01:01:13,041 --> 01:01:16,208
‪好吧 你起来了
‪但是待在原地 好吗?

1103
01:01:16,208 --> 01:01:20,083
‪别过来 别冲过来!

1104
01:01:24,833 --> 01:01:26,000
‪小菜一碟

1105
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:44,375
‪什么鬼?

1106
01:01:47,291 --> 01:01:48,583
‪不许动!

1107
01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:51,083
‪慢点 小子 有我在

1108
01:01:55,708 --> 01:01:57,666
‪把枪放下

1109
01:01:57,666 --> 01:01:59,000
‪很好

1110
01:02:12,875 --> 01:02:14,625
‪莉利!我这里没问题 你拿钱!

1111
01:02:48,875 --> 01:02:51,583
‪快点啊 小子 你他妈去哪儿了?

1112
01:03:07,416 --> 01:03:08,750
‪时间差不多了 史莱克

1113
01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:12,416
‪不好意思 有个大个儿长得像
‪《海洋奇缘》里的巨石强森

1114
01:03:12,416 --> 01:03:14,791
‪他突然心脏病发
‪所以我只能给他做心肺复苏

1115
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:17,458
‪-你们这边抢得怎么样?
‪-三对二 朋友们

1116
01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:18,875
‪-放下枪
‪-我们怎么办?

1117
01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:20,625
‪-我不知道
‪-你们放下枪

1118
01:03:26,791 --> 01:03:29,916
‪能不能快点?快点 好吗?

1119
01:03:29,916 --> 01:03:32,291
‪好 放下枪

1120
01:03:33,416 --> 01:03:34,583
‪慢一点

1121
01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:39,458
‪搞什么鬼?

1122
01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:42,333
‪-妈的!
‪-王八蛋!

1123
01:03:45,875 --> 01:03:46,916
‪啊!

1124
01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:52,166
‪这小子真是笨

1125
01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:57,958
‪妈的 我们跑路的车完了

1126
01:03:57,958 --> 01:03:58,916
‪冷静

1127
01:04:11,208 --> 01:04:12,041
‪上车!

1128
01:04:12,041 --> 01:04:13,666
‪上!

1129
01:04:14,875 --> 01:04:16,916
‪好!我们成功了!

1130
01:04:16,916 --> 01:04:18,166
‪闭嘴开车!

1131
01:04:18,166 --> 01:04:19,666
‪好的 嗯 出发

1132
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,500
‪我一直想当校车司机

1133
01:04:33,666 --> 01:04:36,416
‪钱!

1134
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:39,500
‪不是吧!

1135
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,958
‪-不妙!
‪-我饶不了你 史莱克!

1136
01:04:48,875 --> 01:04:50,625
‪不是把警察经费削减了吗?

1137
01:05:04,125 --> 01:05:05,041
‪对不起!

1138
01:05:05,041 --> 01:05:06,541
‪嗯 这回把他们气坏了

1139
01:05:06,541 --> 01:05:08,000
‪(奥克雷警察局)

1140
01:05:13,166 --> 01:05:14,291
‪神啊!

1141
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,000
‪他会没事的 没事的

1142
01:05:31,583 --> 01:05:33,666
‪他要开去他妈哪里啊?

1143
01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:43,375
‪啊!

1144
01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:51,041
‪愿主宽恕我们 马利亚和若瑟!

1145
01:05:59,833 --> 01:06:03,041
‪...走向你的光 此刻我们心中悼念...

1146
01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:09,416
‪进了!

1147
01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:11,833
‪你真是不知廉耻!

1148
01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:30,416
‪没错 我曾祖母就埋在这里

1149
01:06:30,416 --> 01:06:32,375
‪你他妈闭嘴!

1150
01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:33,375
‪好吧

1151
01:06:34,583 --> 01:06:35,833
‪妈的!

1152
01:06:37,625 --> 01:06:39,291
‪为什么?

1153
01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:45,250
‪妈的!

1154
01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:47,583
‪-神啊!
‪-什么情况?

1155
01:06:47,583 --> 01:06:51,250
‪我的酸奶棒!零食时间到!
‪得避免低血糖!

1156
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:53,208
‪-给我
‪-你要选一种口味吗?

1157
01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:55,458
‪-他妈的酸奶棒!
‪-时间刚合适!

1158
01:06:56,583 --> 01:06:57,875
‪妈的!

1159
01:07:07,541 --> 01:07:08,708
‪妈的!

1160
01:07:13,916 --> 01:07:15,208
‪抢到了多少?

1161
01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:19,458
‪60美元

1162
01:07:21,875 --> 01:07:23,083
‪60美元

1163
01:07:23,083 --> 01:07:25,583
‪好的 积少成多嘛

1164
01:07:42,583 --> 01:07:44,625
‪不好意思 这他妈是干嘛?

1165
01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:47,958
‪你不认识他?他是巴巴扬

1166
01:07:47,958 --> 01:07:52,000
‪他相当于前苏联的坎耶

1167
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,041
‪坎耶来了?

1168
01:07:53,041 --> 01:07:55,458
‪闭嘴跳舞!

1169
01:07:57,666 --> 01:07:59,833
‪我爸妈抢银行吗?

1170
01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:01,458
‪我有魔力小穴吗?

1171
01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:03,541
‪答案都是肯定的

1172
01:08:03,541 --> 01:08:07,166
‪你父母是杰出的银行抢劫犯

1173
01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:11,375
‪他们失踪的时候 我感到了背叛

1174
01:08:13,125 --> 01:08:14,291
‪想跑?

1175
01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:17,458
‪笨女人

1176
01:08:17,458 --> 01:08:18,958
‪仔细看

1177
01:08:18,958 --> 01:08:22,291
‪巴巴扬的表演即将进入最后的高潮

1178
01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:27,916
‪好哎 巴巴扬!

1179
01:08:37,458 --> 01:08:39,250
‪我好像把手机落在里面了

1180
01:08:39,250 --> 01:08:41,458
‪好吧 看来没办法叫优步了

1181
01:08:42,666 --> 01:08:44,166
‪心肺复苏?

1182
01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:48,000
‪你抢到一半给别人做心肺复苏?

1183
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,000
‪-我接受的训练就是这样的
‪-你这笨蛋!

1184
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:55,125
‪好吧 别这样了!
‪我们还剩不到24小时去弄钱

1185
01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:56,458
‪别想钱的事了

1186
01:08:56,458 --> 01:08:58,416
‪我们得先救帕克尔

1187
01:08:58,416 --> 01:08:59,708
‪然后离开这个国家

1188
01:08:59,708 --> 01:09:02,125
‪我们这次不跑

1189
01:09:02,125 --> 01:09:04,458
‪帕克尔在这里已经有了自己的生活

1190
01:09:04,458 --> 01:09:07,750
‪-这样对她最好!
‪-不 这样对我们最好

1191
01:09:11,666 --> 01:09:12,875
‪我有一个办法

1192
01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:17,083
‪我们可以抢阿特拉斯储备银行

1193
01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:20,791
‪不是说“千万别抢菲比·金”吗?

1194
01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:24,625
‪三个臭皮匠 顶个诸葛亮

1195
01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:27,750
‪我也说不好
‪不过我知道有一个办法可以进去

1196
01:09:27,750 --> 01:09:30,875
‪只是不知道警察来了之后
‪我们怎么逃走

1197
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:33,458
‪也许我们可以找人帮忙

1198
01:09:36,458 --> 01:09:38,166
‪倒数三下喊“幽灵强盗”

1199
01:09:38,166 --> 01:09:39,083
‪三...

1200
01:09:40,916 --> 01:09:42,416
‪好吧 喊的话其实会很酷

1201
01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,416
‪你们等我一下!

1202
01:09:43,416 --> 01:09:48,958
‪今天早些时候
‪一名男子打扮成著名动画角色史莱克

1203
01:09:48,958 --> 01:09:51,708
‪企图抢劫胜利联合银行

1204
01:09:51,708 --> 01:09:53,625
‪但他稍后就发现这并不容易...

1205
01:09:53,625 --> 01:09:56,000
‪这百分百是欧文穿着史莱克的服装

1206
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,125
‪我一眼就能认出他的大屁股

1207
01:09:58,125 --> 01:10:00,125
‪-不是
‪-不是

1208
01:10:00,125 --> 01:10:01,375
‪妈的 他疯了!

1209
01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:03,041
‪他怎么会上电视?

1210
01:10:03,041 --> 01:10:04,625
‪我再打给他

1211
01:10:06,916 --> 01:10:08,541
‪-喂?
‪-我是比利

1212
01:10:08,541 --> 01:10:10,166
‪噢 是比利

1213
01:10:10,166 --> 01:10:11,708
‪-好的...
‪-你给我听好了

1214
01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:14,541
‪你要是敢碰我儿子一根腰毛
‪我向神起誓...

1215
01:10:14,541 --> 01:10:17,458
‪闭嘴听好了 我不会碰你儿子的腰毛

1216
01:10:17,458 --> 01:10:19,541
‪但我确实会利用他去抢一间银行

1217
01:10:19,541 --> 01:10:21,416
‪如果你们不想看着他进监狱

1218
01:10:21,416 --> 01:10:23,166
‪我们需要人开车帮我们逃跑

1219
01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:26,708
‪等等 你要我们开车帮你们逃跑?

1220
01:10:26,708 --> 01:10:29,333
‪明天上午10点到欧文的银行

1221
01:10:29,333 --> 01:10:31,375
‪发动机不要熄火

1222
01:10:31,375 --> 01:10:32,875
‪我来说!

1223
01:10:32,875 --> 01:10:35,583
‪妈?爸?我好害怕!

1224
01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:37,958
‪求你们了 如果你们还爱我

1225
01:10:37,958 --> 01:10:40,791
‪不要告诉联邦调查局的奥德姆探员

1226
01:10:40,791 --> 01:10:42,625
‪亲爱的 我发誓!

1227
01:10:42,625 --> 01:10:44,416
‪我们不会告诉任何人!

1228
01:10:44,916 --> 01:10:46,041
‪绝对不会!

1229
01:10:50,375 --> 01:10:52,750
‪-他们说几点?
‪-上午10点

1230
01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:57,333
‪为什么你们的钟显示8点

1231
01:10:58,166 --> 01:11:01,375
‪我去菲尼克斯出过一次差
‪后来就没改回来

1232
01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:04,166
‪不对劲

1233
01:11:08,166 --> 01:11:10,625
‪(阿特拉斯储备银行)

1234
01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:13,166
‪很好 风平浪静

1235
01:11:13,916 --> 01:11:16,333
‪跟你们说了他们不会当从犯

1236
01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:18,333
‪欧文 你最好拿好这个

1237
01:11:21,583 --> 01:11:22,416
‪很重嘛

1238
01:11:22,416 --> 01:11:24,833
‪里面装的不是自来水 是实弹

1239
01:11:24,833 --> 01:11:27,208
‪在任何情况下都不要...

1240
01:11:27,208 --> 01:11:28,250
‪神啊!

1241
01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:30,208
‪不要扣扳机

1242
01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:36,250
‪好的 好戏开始

1243
01:11:37,416 --> 01:11:38,791
‪等我的信号

1244
01:11:42,416 --> 01:11:45,500
‪我们犯了多少可怕的错误

1245
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:47,250
‪才走到今天这一步啊?

1246
01:11:47,250 --> 01:11:50,291
‪都是拜这小笨蛋所赐

1247
01:11:52,291 --> 01:11:53,416
‪我们完蛋了

1248
01:11:53,416 --> 01:11:58,458
‪这小笨蛋现在要为我们的女儿
‪去抢第二间银行

1249
01:11:59,000 --> 01:11:59,833
‪我喜欢他

1250
01:12:03,208 --> 01:12:05,333
‪对不起 但我真的不行

1251
01:12:05,333 --> 01:12:09,416
‪我的银行被抢
‪我却什么都没做 我太烂了!

1252
01:12:09,416 --> 01:12:11,208
‪烂透了!

1253
01:12:11,208 --> 01:12:12,666
‪首先别哭了

1254
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:15,500
‪听到小孩哭 我就会分泌乳汁

1255
01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:17,875
‪不能再毁一件衣服了

1256
01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:19,333
‪听我说 我需要你帮忙

1257
01:12:20,083 --> 01:12:21,333
‪能不能让我看看你的金库

1258
01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:23,333
‪了解一下
‪真正的保安系统是什么样的?

1259
01:12:23,333 --> 01:12:25,958
‪-你想到我的金库里面看?
‪-对

1260
01:12:25,958 --> 01:12:29,083
‪还记得我跟说的话吗?
‪烤熟的火鸡都能闯进你的金库

1261
01:12:29,666 --> 01:12:31,375
‪-记得
‪-叫一声

1262
01:12:32,583 --> 01:12:35,125
‪我叫的话 你就让我进去看?

1263
01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:37,291
‪叫啊!快!

1264
01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:40,833
‪用喉咙发出声音

1265
01:12:42,083 --> 01:12:44,458
‪大声一点 这就对了

1266
01:12:50,458 --> 01:12:51,291
‪我们走吧

1267
01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:00,583
‪体力活儿啊

1268
01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:02,041
‪嗯 喜欢吧?

1269
01:13:03,166 --> 01:13:04,083
‪这是假的!

1270
01:13:04,083 --> 01:13:07,125
‪我可不会用你那种烂系统

1271
01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:11,708
‪“在前面转一圈就锁住”

1272
01:13:11,708 --> 01:13:12,791
‪笨!

1273
01:13:14,458 --> 01:13:16,000
‪-别看
‪-好的

1274
01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:22,166
‪最后几个数字是无关的
‪我就是这样自慰的

1275
01:13:27,583 --> 01:13:28,916
‪好爽

1276
01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:43,083
‪菲比·金

1277
01:13:43,916 --> 01:13:45,208
‪这才叫本事 笨蛋

1278
01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:50,416
‪这是...

1279
01:13:50,416 --> 01:13:54,583
‪数字锁、人工锁、密码锁
‪三层强化钛合金门

1280
01:13:57,250 --> 01:13:58,250
‪你懂个屁

1281
01:13:59,125 --> 01:14:01,000
‪别跟我说什么时候才能休息

1282
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,375
‪我他妈想休息就休息

1283
01:14:03,375 --> 01:14:06,208
‪妈的!我不管是不是...

1284
01:14:08,083 --> 01:14:11,625
‪那是欧文的父母?他们来银行干嘛?

1285
01:14:11,625 --> 01:14:14,541
‪布朗宁先生和太太!有什么事吗?

1286
01:14:15,041 --> 01:14:16,000
‪你们还好吗?

1287
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:19,416
‪怎么这个表情?僵硬又多疑的样子

1288
01:14:19,416 --> 01:14:22,708
‪像雕塑一样一动不动
‪像是在蜡像馆似的

1289
01:14:24,583 --> 01:14:27,041
‪-哎 你们后排有一个警察?
‪-我不是警察

1290
01:14:27,041 --> 01:14:30,500
‪我是探员 能不能麻烦你小声一点?

1291
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:33,583
‪首先 两者有什么他妈区别?
‪这里不归你管

1292
01:14:33,583 --> 01:14:35,833
‪-这里不属于你的管辖范围

1293
01:14:35,833 --> 01:14:37,500
‪-泰瑞!
‪-干嘛?

1294
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:38,708
‪别跟别人说

1295
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,583
‪你们银行马上就要被抢了

1296
01:14:40,583 --> 01:14:43,541
‪什么叫别跟别人说?
‪又要抢我们银行?

1297
01:14:43,541 --> 01:14:45,083
‪搞什么鬼啊?

1298
01:14:45,083 --> 01:14:48,125
‪妈的!我还有东西放在微波炉里呢!

1299
01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:50,166
‪操!我还没拿午饭!

1300
01:14:50,166 --> 01:14:52,541
‪别嘘我!真他妈的 我不干了

1301
01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:56,125
‪-操!搞什么...
‪-你为什么要说啊?

1302
01:14:56,125 --> 01:14:58,708
‪我跟你们说了什么都别说

1303
01:14:58,708 --> 01:15:00,041
‪这工作太他妈烂了!

1304
01:15:00,041 --> 01:15:02,666
‪欧文也让你们什么都别说

1305
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:08,208
‪我们中计了!
‪他们要抢的不是这间银行!

1306
01:15:11,416 --> 01:15:14,083
‪-下车 我来开!
‪-不可能

1307
01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:17,208
‪我花了好多年
‪才把座椅调到我喜欢的准确位置

1308
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:18,458
‪真是的!

1309
01:15:20,208 --> 01:15:21,583
‪真他妈的!

1310
01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:24,833
‪-去哪里?
‪-阿特拉斯储备银行 他们饥不择食了

1311
01:15:26,041 --> 01:15:27,541
‪快点!

1312
01:15:30,875 --> 01:15:32,333
‪麻烦稍微快点 好吗?

1313
01:15:36,875 --> 01:15:38,583
‪精彩的来了

1314
01:15:39,416 --> 01:15:42,083
‪同步人工锁

1315
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:47,916
‪嗯

1316
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,000
‪这信号有点张扬

1317
01:15:59,583 --> 01:16:01,250
‪真是的 欧文 收到信号了

1318
01:16:01,250 --> 01:16:02,541
‪他妈别按了!

1319
01:16:02,541 --> 01:16:06,000
‪如果这小子活着出来 我弄死他
‪真他妈的!

1320
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:09,875
‪三 二 一 然后松开

1321
01:16:30,083 --> 01:16:31,083
‪拉

1322
01:16:42,791 --> 01:16:46,333
‪抢劫!所有人立刻趴在地上!

1323
01:16:46,958 --> 01:16:48,291
‪搞什么鬼?

1324
01:16:48,791 --> 01:16:50,250
‪对不起 我胆子小

1325
01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:51,958
‪我管理银行水平很烂

1326
01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:54,708
‪我居然成功了

1327
01:16:54,708 --> 01:16:56,750
‪欧文 你真他妈胆小鬼!

1328
01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:00,833
‪好极了 现在我在分泌乳汁了

1329
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,625
‪太好了!

1330
01:17:15,541 --> 01:17:17,125
‪趴下!

1331
01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:22,083
‪我来救你了 帕克尔

1332
01:17:25,500 --> 01:17:27,500
‪这倒没想到

1333
01:17:36,291 --> 01:17:37,458
‪天呐!

1334
01:17:39,833 --> 01:17:40,875
‪天呐!

1335
01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:45,750
‪来 美女 出去

1336
01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:49,208
‪各单位注意
‪阿特拉斯储备银行正发生劫案

1337
01:17:49,208 --> 01:17:53,000
‪-我就知道 快点开 尼尔
‪-我用脑子开车 不开快车

1338
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,750
‪-至少开到限速吧!
‪-亲爱的 快点

1339
01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:56,833
‪事关你儿子的性命!

1340
01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:58,833
‪-快点
‪-好 来了!

1341
01:17:58,833 --> 01:18:00,291
‪是你允许的

1342
01:18:08,416 --> 01:18:11,500
‪你现在有点让我想起了丹·马里诺

1343
01:18:12,041 --> 01:18:12,875
‪丹·马里诺?

1344
01:18:13,833 --> 01:18:15,625
‪我在性派对上见过他一次

1345
01:18:16,375 --> 01:18:17,625
‪他可不只是手臂粗

1346
01:18:18,708 --> 01:18:19,750
‪我不知道

1347
01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:21,291
‪我当时在车里等

1348
01:18:24,166 --> 01:18:27,541
‪好的 紧急逃生开关 每一个金库都有

1349
01:18:31,416 --> 01:18:33,083
‪盖瑞怎么会每次都找不到?

1350
01:18:45,708 --> 01:18:46,666
‪哎 老表

1351
01:18:46,666 --> 01:18:49,250
‪是不是有人
‪预约了一位抢银行逃跑司机?

1352
01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:52,416
‪哎!你好啊!

1353
01:18:52,416 --> 01:18:54,125
‪-抢劫顺利吗?
‪-闭嘴!

1354
01:18:54,125 --> 01:18:57,875
‪哎 后面有吗啡 要不要来点?

1355
01:18:57,875 --> 01:19:00,166
‪-出发 快
‪-好 出发!

1356
01:19:00,166 --> 01:19:02,083
‪-开车!
‪-好吧 没问题

1357
01:19:20,083 --> 01:19:22,791
‪-那是他们吗?
‪-到后排 我来开!

1358
01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:26,250
‪我坐后排会晕车
‪玛吉 你到后排 好吗?

1359
01:19:26,250 --> 01:19:28,625
‪我不想坐后排 后排一股鸡蛋味

1360
01:19:28,625 --> 01:19:30,000
‪快点啊!

1361
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,750
‪-好吧!
‪-好吧 我过去

1362
01:19:31,750 --> 01:19:34,666
‪-好吧
‪-换座位 好的

1363
01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:37,708
‪下车绕过去更快啊

1364
01:19:37,708 --> 01:19:39,416
‪不 这样比较方便

1365
01:19:39,416 --> 01:19:42,333
‪-不要这样!
‪-我在过去了 回不了头了

1366
01:19:42,333 --> 01:19:45,875
‪好吧 各单位 嫌犯在向北逃窜

1367
01:19:45,875 --> 01:19:47,833
‪好的 快点 出发!

1368
01:19:49,833 --> 01:19:51,416
‪天呐!

1369
01:19:57,958 --> 01:20:00,333
‪这是我第一次见到你有魅力的样子

1370
01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:04,416
‪我当年想着等你爸最终回心转意
‪我就要穿这条裙子

1371
01:20:04,416 --> 01:20:07,375
‪性感而有品位

1372
01:20:07,875 --> 01:20:09,833
‪我这样子就像赢了彩票的粉鬼

1373
01:20:09,833 --> 01:20:12,708
‪要在邮轮赌场里嫁给机关枪凯利

1374
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:15,083
‪我很喜欢机关枪凯利

1375
01:20:15,083 --> 01:20:17,708
‪他有小鸡鸡的感觉

1376
01:20:18,916 --> 01:20:21,375
‪哎 现金送到

1377
01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:23,541
‪妈的!

1378
01:20:23,541 --> 01:20:24,875
‪终于来了

1379
01:20:24,875 --> 01:20:27,041
‪选的车辆倒很有意思

1380
01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:30,750
‪别忘记给我五分好评

1381
01:20:31,958 --> 01:20:32,791
‪优步

1382
01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:46,500
‪没事的

1383
01:20:50,250 --> 01:20:53,333
‪都在这里了 500万美元

1384
01:20:55,791 --> 01:20:57,125
‪比利和莉利在哪里?

1385
01:20:57,125 --> 01:20:58,875
‪他们在吸引警察的注意力

1386
01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:06,958
‪妈的 这不是调音量 不好意思!
‪是我没弄好

1387
01:21:07,625 --> 01:21:11,708
‪帕克尔!你好啊 我是阿杰
‪记得罗伊铁板烧吗?

1388
01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:14,541
‪欧文

1389
01:21:15,291 --> 01:21:16,291
‪你干成了

1390
01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:19,125
‪厉害啊!非常好!

1391
01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:20,875
‪看吧

1392
01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:24,291
‪欠我的债还清了 你可以走了

1393
01:21:24,833 --> 01:21:28,375
‪要不五五分账吧 就当是结婚红包

1394
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,750
‪我开玩笑的

1395
01:21:30,750 --> 01:21:32,416
‪我会把你们俩都干掉

1396
01:21:32,416 --> 01:21:34,500
‪不行!不许动 好吧?

1397
01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:36,083
‪站在原地

1398
01:21:36,916 --> 01:21:37,916
‪你们栽我手里了!

1399
01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:39,500
‪让她走

1400
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:42,500
‪欧文 你真好 把枪放下 小朋友

1401
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,375
‪你他妈知道自己在干什么吗?

1402
01:21:45,958 --> 01:21:48,291
‪他们又他妈给了我一把水枪?

1403
01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:56,375
‪-啊!
‪-真他妈的!

1404
01:21:56,375 --> 01:21:59,958
‪哎!我老表是冷血杀人犯!

1405
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,916
‪天呐!帕克尔!

1406
01:22:02,916 --> 01:22:05,208
‪-你没事吧?
‪-帕克尔!天呐!

1407
01:22:05,208 --> 01:22:07,166
‪啊 帕克尔!你没事吧?

1408
01:22:07,166 --> 01:22:08,500
‪-嗯
‪-天呐!

1409
01:22:11,916 --> 01:22:12,875
‪你好美!

1410
01:22:18,750 --> 01:22:20,875
‪-天呐!怎么回事?
‪-我不知道

1411
01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:23,333
‪我的汗流到枪上 所以以为是水枪

1412
01:22:23,333 --> 01:22:24,833
‪其实确实真枪实弹

1413
01:22:24,833 --> 01:22:25,958
‪-啊?
‪-什么鬼?

1414
01:22:25,958 --> 01:22:29,041
‪你们是银行劫匪?瞒了我一辈子?

1415
01:22:29,041 --> 01:22:32,250
‪我们是想保护你 宝贝
‪所以才不来看你

1416
01:22:32,250 --> 01:22:35,000
‪-我们是为了你的安全
‪-那欧文呢?

1417
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:37,333
‪你们把他拉下了水
‪要是他送了命怎么办?

1418
01:22:37,333 --> 01:22:40,666
‪-他可是拉都拉不住啊
‪-真的?

1419
01:22:41,875 --> 01:22:44,625
‪对我来说 你是全世界最重要的人

1420
01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:51,041
‪他确实很厉害 表现得很好

1421
01:22:51,041 --> 01:22:54,125
‪我开始喜欢你了

1422
01:22:54,125 --> 01:22:55,208
‪你做得很好

1423
01:22:56,125 --> 01:22:57,125
‪来吧

1424
01:22:58,375 --> 01:23:00,583
‪别这样 把手放下

1425
01:23:00,583 --> 01:23:02,125
‪-我们是一家人
‪-啊?

1426
01:23:04,750 --> 01:23:06,666
‪-我之前可没用舌头
‪-我用了

1427
01:23:07,166 --> 01:23:08,416
‪好戏时间到

1428
01:23:08,416 --> 01:23:10,958
‪城里所有的警察都被我们引过来了
‪赶紧走

1429
01:23:10,958 --> 01:23:13,208
‪大婚之日可不能进监房

1430
01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:14,708
‪-快走吧
‪-我爱你

1431
01:23:15,250 --> 01:23:16,291
‪快点!出发!

1432
01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:29,375
‪比利和莉利·麦克德莫特
‪我终于抓到你们了

1433
01:23:54,375 --> 01:23:55,708
‪危险解除了吗?

1434
01:23:56,291 --> 01:23:57,708
‪天啊!你太烂了!

1435
01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:09,875
‪-快点 艾达
‪-我在加快速度

1436
01:24:10,416 --> 01:24:13,375
‪我从事银行安全工作很多年了

1437
01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:16,833
‪大家没有意识到预防最重要
‪要随时保持警觉

1438
01:24:16,833 --> 01:24:19,125
‪我就是这样做的
‪银行里的一切 我都洞若观火

1439
01:24:19,125 --> 01:24:21,625
‪要是有人抢银行 就是我的责任 宝贝

1440
01:24:22,125 --> 01:24:24,291
‪不过我找了一份新工作
‪因为我辞职了

1441
01:24:30,458 --> 01:24:31,375
‪他上当了!

1442
01:24:34,958 --> 01:24:38,375
‪-她过敏了!
‪-这勺子含镍吗?

1443
01:24:38,375 --> 01:24:40,750
‪-可能漏了一个进来
‪-她没事的

1444
01:24:40,750 --> 01:24:42,916
‪没事 大家别急 有我在!

1445
01:24:45,083 --> 01:24:48,625
‪嗯 我不是英雄 只是急救员罢了

1446
01:24:49,833 --> 01:24:51,916
‪妈的!这没用

1447
01:24:51,916 --> 01:24:53,500
‪不过你已接种!

1448
01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:56,000
‪-我马上回来
‪-琳达阿姨...

1449
01:25:01,583 --> 01:25:02,916
‪夫君

1450
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:04,541
‪什么事 夫人?

1451
01:25:05,125 --> 01:25:06,000
‪谢谢你

1452
01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:08,458
‪谢谢你所做的一切

1453
01:25:09,208 --> 01:25:10,875
‪这一周真是忙坏了

1454
01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:13,291
‪不客气

1455
01:25:17,125 --> 01:25:18,875
‪-我爱你
‪-我爱你

1456
01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:21,500
‪女士们 先生们

1457
01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:24,833
‪大家欢迎新人登场!

1458
01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:30,416
‪欧文和帕克尔·布朗宁!

1459
01:25:35,208 --> 01:25:36,375
‪你好帅气

1460
01:25:42,958 --> 01:25:44,083
‪你们怎么来了?

1461
01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:48,916
‪蹲监狱这种小事
‪怎么能妨碍女儿的婚礼呢?

1462
01:25:48,916 --> 01:25:50,208
‪你们越狱了?

1463
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:54,708
‪他们可以跳一支舞 吃一块蛋糕

1464
01:25:55,291 --> 01:25:56,458
‪我们谈好的

1465
01:25:56,458 --> 01:26:00,000
‪我们认罪并帮他找一个老朋友

1466
01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:02,458
‪-等等 这是雪儿?
‪-对

1467
01:26:04,291 --> 01:26:05,125
‪可否赏光?

1468
01:26:05,125 --> 01:26:06,416
‪乐意之至

1469
01:26:07,458 --> 01:26:10,625
‪来吧 宝贝 到妈妈这里来
‪让他们看看怎么跳

1470
01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:11,541
‪好的 女士

1471
01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:12,958
‪我为他们高兴

1472
01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:13,875
‪我也是

1473
01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:16,083
‪-可惜要蹲监狱
‪-好吧

1474
01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:18,541
‪不过他们能来真是有心了

1475
01:26:37,250 --> 01:26:38,083
‪等一下

1476
01:26:39,541 --> 01:26:43,083
‪好!大家今晚都要怀孕!

1477
01:26:58,625 --> 01:27:00,833
‪他们前两天抢了我们银行

1478
01:27:00,833 --> 01:27:04,000
‪用枪指着我 好他妈离谱

1479
01:27:17,083 --> 01:27:20,041
‪这一块是我专门给你拿的

1480
01:27:21,083 --> 01:27:23,333
‪太感谢了 欧文

1481
01:27:23,833 --> 01:27:25,291
‪别把牙崩了

1482
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:28,166
‪好小子

1483
01:27:28,750 --> 01:27:30,166
‪因为里面有东西

1484
01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:32,291
‪-我们明白 没事
‪-好的

1485
01:27:32,291 --> 01:27:34,083
‪-一个回形针
‪-好的

1486
01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:36,666
‪-我把车钥匙留在跑车里了
‪-闭嘴

1487
01:27:36,666 --> 01:27:38,875
‪-知道了
‪-好的 好好玩

1488
01:27:38,875 --> 01:27:40,041
‪吃一口

1489
01:27:44,458 --> 01:27:45,458
‪好戏开始

1490
01:35:15,208 --> 01:35:20,208
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