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♪ I'm ready for something something new ♪
♪ I'm ready to show the world what I can do ♪
Thank you. What's...
Yes! Yes! I will marry you!
Yes! I will marry you!
Oh wait. I asked the question.
But I still mean it though!
Congratulations!
Okay, boss. You set up three blind dates,
two engagements, and officiated nuptials in booth four.
And it's only 7:30. Let's dial back the caffeine.
I love love. What is wrong with that?
Yes, Trina, you love love, but you definitely don't love sleep.
We are just busy, and you know what they say,
if you want something done right...
Let your maitre d' do it?
You're spreading yourself too thin.
At this pace, you won't be able to keep up.
What happens if you mix up the Clifton engagement
- with the Kline anniversary? - Nothing. You wanna know why?
Because we don't have any bookings under either of those names.
- But nice try. - Ah...
I hear you! Okay?
And I appreciate your concern.
I will take a look at the calendar.
And maybe there's a Monday morning next month
where I can take an hour off.
But I'm not going home early tonight
because three new engagements means three new parties next month.
And I have to be on top of all that prep.
- Hi! - Okay, well...
In that case, James wants to see you.
- Hairstylist or landlord? - Landlord.
Okay.
Hi, James.
I think I know what this is about.
It's your 25th wedding anniversary next week,
and you don't have anything planned.
Well, I planned a party for you and you just have to show up.
You're welcome.
Uh, thank you.
Also, I'm selling the building.
What?!
I've waited long enough, but it's time.
Okay, chocolate... Chocolate? I'm gonna need chocolate.
- Chocolate! - Marnie wants to move to Tucson
and she told me I want to move there, too.
- Tucson?! - She wants a yurt.
Nobody wants a yurt!
It kind of turns out people do like yurts.
Anyway, the real estate market is really hot now
and I've already been approached several times.
I'm sure before they flip the building into condos,
the new owner will give you plenty of time to move out.
Condos?! James... James!
I've got bookings arranged.
I just got the booths reupholstered.
I got the oven calibrated.
Do you have any idea how hard that is to do?
Paulo is not going back in there without a raise.
I'm sorry, Trina. I love this place, too.
But the desert calls.
James... James, let it go to voicemail.
No, Trina. I'm sorry.
I'm listing the building at the end of the month.
Sell it to me.
What?
Yeah, let me buy the building.
I mean, how much can it cost?
Could use a little update, I think so.
- This much. - Holy cats!
That is a lot of proposal cupcakes!
But look, I can do it.
You can?
Absolutely.
Just give me... two weeks,
and I will meet your asking price.
Well, I would like to keep this old building in the community.
Perfect! Well, I will go ahead and take that as a yes.
And I should go because Table six
is about to propose to her girlfriend.
And she has a torn ACL, so I should help her get down on one knee.
Well, remember... End of the month!
Yeah, you got it. Okay.
End of the month!
Spoiler alert on Table ten.
They got the Triple Love Fudge Cupcake.
Proposal Town, USA.
Uh-huh.
What's this?
Are you studying for a math test?
James wants to sell the building.
- I would have preferred a math test. - Yeah, exactly.
What are you going to do?
What are we going to do?
Oh man, I can't be a budding restaurateur without a restaurant.
Don't make me go back to the sports bar. I hate sports.
We're gonna be fine. We're gonna be fine.
Is this because of all those broken champagne flutes last week?
Because they arrived that way.
There was a shipment of broken champagne flutes?
No.
Look, Paulo, you need to calm down. Okay?
I told him I was going to try to buy the building.
You can afford the building?
We're doing better than I thought. Can I have a raise?
No. No, absolutely not. We can't afford the building.
I mean, we're doing well, but we're not doing "afford the building" well.
But I'm going to try.
We're gonna try.
Can I have a raise anyway?
No. Nuh-uh.
Oh! Looks like there's someone out front.
But we've seated everybody.
Hey!
Oh, um, I'm sorry, sir. There seems to be a...
- Pete! - No way.
- Oh, Pete! - Paulo!
Que paso?
No.
Trina, this is America's favorite improv comic Pete Sanders.
Uh, yes, and.
And his girlfriend, Kim Hijikata.
Do you guys have a hashtag for this place?
No, you know, we actually really encourage everyone
to put their phones down when they come here
and just focus on the person you're with.
Creates kind of an environment for love and attention, and focus.
No worries. I'll wait until we sit down.
Pete and I were roommates in college.
We took Spanish class together.
This is back when he was just a normie.
A normie?
A non-famous person.
You know, people cannot stop talking about this place,
I thought I'd see if you guys maybe could squeeze us in.
The thing is that what we do here is a very, very individualized experience.
So we kind of specialize in things like engagements, elopements...
- First dates. - Blind dates.
- Anniversary. - Get out of the doghouse dates.
Speed dates.
I gotta work on the delivery with that one.
Yeah. So it takes weeks to orchestrate.
Especially if we need something like an orchestra
or a special permit, pyrotechnics...
So, no hashtag, then?
Let me see when I can fit you in.
Thank you.
The closest thing we have to this date
is two months from now.
- Wait, two months? - Yeah.
You know what, that's okay. We can actually go...
Oh, um... Come on. Just this once.
He's a friend. And...
The social media support would be great.
Is that... Our profile is really blowing up.
We have 500 more followers since this morning.
And that's just from our diners posting about them.
Wait until Kim tags us and all her fans see.
We'll be selling your famous Triple Love cupcakes for days!
Oh, there it is!
I found Cafe of Love. I can just tag it.
Oh... Uh...
What about Table seven?
The Yeung couple eloped early and canceled.
It does have beautiful soft lighting for Kim's selfies
and incredible leg room for Pete's tall frame and long legs.
Sounds great.
You know what, I do... I love love.
I love love! So yes, table seven is perfect. Go ahead.
Great!
- There we go. Thank you so much. - No problem.
- Right this way. - Uh-huh, after you.
Come on, baby girl.
- This is so beautiful. - I know.
They're doing such a good job.
You know who would love this, is your mother.
Yes, she would love this.
She would like the vibe and the fanciness.
Oh, they would love it.
This place is so amazing.
I'm used to the comedy clubs
where the most romantic thing you see
is when a couple like Lady-and-the-Tramps their curly fries.
Uh, excuse me.
Could I send this back to the chef?
- Is something wrong with it? - No.
It just took too long to photograph,
and now the chocolate's getting cold.
Thank you.
You know...
We've been together for over a year.
I'm surprised, too.
Wow, the lighting is really flattering.
Why... Why are you surprised?
Oh, no reason.
But you know that this year
has been really, really special.
Yeah, totally.
You know, I don't know,
I think maybe being here and the vibe and everything,
it's kind of making me feel like...
Oh... What? You wanna get engaged
because half of Los Angeles has here?
I mean,
we are kinda of the Mila and Ashton of the Internet.
You're kneeling.
I wasn't planning this.
I don't even have a ring, you know.
I...
Oh... Thank you.
Kimberly Hijikata...
Will you marry me?
- Oh, Pete. - Yeah?
No.
What? What?
What?
I'm sorry.
You're a nice guy and all, but...
No.
I'm gonna go.
- Hey, what just happened? - Um...
Let's... get you out of the spotlight.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my goodness. You're... large.
- Like a door. - Sorry.
Where did she go?
She said, "No."
But I can't believe she said, "No."
Okay. You just nurse this glass of wine.
And I'm going to go and get you my broken heart dessert.
You have a dessert for a broken heart?
Of course I do.
It is a decedent donut with a French vanilla icing
and crunchy fruit loops.
Made from scratch.
Yeah, this might help.
What are we going to do?
We are gonna let him eat his feelings until he's ready to go home.
No, about the Cafe.
Do you have any ideas yet or plans?
- Because I have some ideas. - Oh. I'm sure you do.
What's going on, you guys are having problems too?
- No. - Yes.
- Yeah, no. - Yes.
- We're doing great. - No, we're not.
The owner is selling the building and Trina wants to buy it, but she can't afford it.
- Paulo! - What? We're friends.
Maybe I could help.
Oh, no, thank you.
I'm not really looking for any more waitstaff.
Well, actually though, maybe I will be soon.
No, no, no. I can like, put on a comedy fundraiser.
You know, I can do that for you and help raise money for the cafe.
There it is. He's in the Pete space!
Um, that's really sweet of you to offer.
- But I think that... - And, in exchange,
you can help me win Kim back.
Amazing!
What?!
Yeah, no. It's perfect.
It's perfect. Look, I can do what I do best, comedy.
And you can do what you do best... You know, the...
Yeah. Feed all of Paulo's friends who crash my restaurant?
No, I'm talking about love.
He's got you there.
- Um... - She loves me.
Okay, she says it all the time.
She just said it this morning.
Yeah, no, no. Look, come here.
There we go, boom. You see that?
Right there. Okay? She says, verbatim,
"I can't believe I get to spend each day with you."
Yeah, I mean, technically,
it didn't have the word "love" in it.
She just didn't like the proposal.
Which is fair, okay?
I mean, the person next to us had a letter from her father
giving his blessing before he died.
And I'm there, kneeling, like an idiot, with some stupid dandelion...
Okay, I'm gonna have to interject there.
It was actually a forget-me-not.
And it's a time-honored symbol of love.
She really does think of everything, doesn't she?
Thank you. I am a workaholic.
It's why she doesn't have a boyfriend.
Okay, Paulo. Enough of that.
Of course she said no.
And I would've, but...
This is what you do.
You can help me come up with a better proposal
and I can win her back.
Please.
Look, it's very sweet of you, but no thank you.
Why not?!
Because I'm not going to persuade a woman
into doing something that she may or may not want to do.
And... saved by the bell.
Your car is here.
You called me a ride?
And I also packaged you
a few extra donuts. I think you might need them.
Yeah, I...
Wow, you are really good at your job.
I'm not bad.
I... Listen, I'm sorry if I came on too strong.
I don't want you to feel any pressure.
I just, I love her so much
and I just feel like we could help each other out here.
Uh... It does feel like a little bit of pressure.
Okay. I'll...
Okay... Okay. Thank you.
And now, I just have to figure out how to save this place.
Okay.
- Hello. - Hey, boss.
Have you figured out how to pay for the building yet?
Uh, yep. Getting closer every day.
I know you're not gonna like this,
but have you thought about asking your parents?
Uh, that's a definite no.
Where are you right now?
Oh, I'm at the Ha Ha Hole, catching one of Pete's shows.
Okay, so this is why you called.
Okay, I figure if I save the restaurant,
you'll finally let me take some more responsibility.
And I don't want to have to look for a new job.
Okay. Paulo,
there is no way an old college roommate of yours
is gonna be able to make enough to make that payment.
Boss, I know that comedy isn't your thing,
but Pete is the real deal.
He's been on tons of "Ones to Watch" lists.
And that's great for him.
But it doesn't really do anything for me.
And then she said, "hold my tomato!"
That laughter is for him.
Let him help.
Let him help, let him help, let him help.
Okay. You know what, before I agree to anything,
he's gonna have to pass some tests.
Oh, I know.
I still have nightmares about the blender exam
you gave me on my interview.
And I will meet with Pete to make sure he's serious.
Yes!
I'm not making any promises, okay?
Yes, yes. I'll set it up. You won't regret this.
Well, I already do.
What do you think, Valentine?
Yeah, bad idea, right?
And he's late. Unreal.
- Hey! - Oh.
Are you ready to play?
Are you sure you are?
You look like you just played one-on-one with Michael Jordan.
I did. He sucks.
Okay, okay. Well, I was born ready.
Let's get you looking ready.
Oh, I'm legit now.
You look legit.
Hey, listen, I just wanted to thank you again for helping me with this.
I've been a mess without Kim.
Really? You don't seem like it.
What do you mean?
Oh, I just mean,
most people would probably be sitting on their sofa
eating dry cereal and not shaving their legs.
Sounds like a personal problem.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
Sorry. No. I...
I get how this could seem weird.
It's just, whenever I'm stressed out, I just shoot hoops.
Just try to get all the endorphins I can
to get me out of my funk.
Actually pretty smart.
Thanks.
The more stressed I get,
the better my jump shot is.
Oh!
Okay, alright.
What do you think? First one to 21 wins?
Yeah, yeah, but before we do this, I have a lot of questions.
Oh, I respect your process.
You've gotta be serious. Okay? And she's gotta want it.
Love is a two-way street.
I've met too many men who think they're ready for a real commitment,
but they don't even know the color of their girlfriend's eyes.
Easy. Brown with flecks of amber.
That is... oddly specific.
Okay.
Biggest childhood trauma? Go.
Uh... Oh! When she was a kid,
she got bullied by her neighbor across the street.
So last Christmas, I tracked him down, got him to apologize.
Okay, okay. Now biggest and most important question...
Yeah?
What do you love most about her?
Oh, that's easy.
I love her because she's kind,
she's beautiful, she's independent,
not afraid to go after what she wants.
And she's fun.
Man, she's so fun. She's creative.
And she's not afraid to stand up for herself.
And look, I know I didn't plan to propose or anything that night,
but my life is built around spontaneity.
I just thought what we had was good.
I just want her back, Trina.
I just want her back, however she'll have me.
Wow.
So, is that a yes?
No, I was kind of more just impressed with your jump shot.
It really does get good when you're stressed.
Oh, thanks.
But, yeah...
Yeah, you know what, I'll see what I can do.
- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.
Yes!
Oh, by the way, I'm up by two.
Oh, what?
Oh, you're pretty good.
- What's the verdict? - He's sincere.
I knew it! I told you! I knew it.
Okay. Relax, Paulo. I still have to find out Kim's perspective on everything.
- Oh. Here's her number. - You have Kim's number?
Yes, I do, from when I called her a cab the other night.
Then she started following me. Can you believe that?
Then, she commented on one of my posts,
probably not a particularly good one.
It was of my feet at the beach.
Okay, no, no. You specifically should never be posting your feet.
But wowsa; my followers are blowing up!
Anyway, Kim and I do text now.
But we will never be as close as you and me.
Just sent!
I'm really glad you're doing this.
Okay, got it.
I mean, let's just hope it all works out.
- You got this? - I got this.
- Don't mess it up! - I won't.
Management, here I come.
- Hi. - Oh, hi, Trina. Come on in.
Thank you. I tried the front, but...
Yeah, I was busy shooting.
Okay. Oh, wow. Um...
Did you get all these ring lights for social media?
No! Companies just keep giving them to me.
Oh. Oh, that's... That's tough.
Are these my leftovers from the other night?
You really are full service.
Oh wow. Uh, no.
Actually, I brought treats for us.
I was just wondering if I could talk to you about the other night.
That's sweet, but all sponsorship requests
- have to go through my manager. - Totally get that.
Uh, not looking for a sponsorship right now.
Then a re-share?
Pardon for me prodding.
Look, I'm really just hoping to find out what's going on with you and Pete.
That's kinda personal.
I am kind of bringing you four different kinds of cupcakes.
My mother always said I was an open book.
Come out back.
You and Pete came into the cafe the other night,
and you seemed really happy.
And generally, my cafe isn't really a place
people come to break up.
Pete's... Pete's really upset.
Look, Pete is a fun, sexy, spontaneous boyfriend.
Kinda like a Golden Retriever who tells jokes.
- Okay. - A lot of jokes.
Like, he's great. But he doesn't listen at all.
- It's all about him. - Okay. How so?
For example, I've been telling him ever since we started dating
that I wanted to go this cool LA milkshake truck
- that has the best flavors. - Okay.
There's matcha flavor, spicy margarita, sushi burrito.
Okay, sorry...
A sushi burrito milkshake?!
Yes! And it's supposed to be amazing.
But, never registered.
When you're with him, he takes over the conversation.
Sometimes, a girl just wants the ring-light to be on her, you know what I mean?
It was fine being his girlfriend,
but I just realized, when he proposed,
he's not husband material.
For now.
For now?
You know how posting
trend-setting lipliner techniques is kinda your thing?
I am really good at it.
That's something Kylie and I have in common.
Well, love is mine.
If I get Pete to agree to work on some of these issues with me,
will you give him another chance?
I mean, you don't have to promise anything. Just a date.
My fans do love love.
And they have great taste.
Obviously.
You know...
I'm going to do something that I rarely ever do.
- Eat fast food? - Ooh...
Watch reality television?
Come in late? Take a vacation?
I can keep going.
Okay, well, I was going to put you in charge
of the restaurant for a little while while I go out,
but if you're going to be a jerk about it, that's okay.
Nope. All good.
- Yeah. That's better. - Where are you going?
I need to go and see Pete in his natural habitat.
You do realize he's not an endangered animal, right?
Well, his relationship is endangered.
- Nice one. - Thank you.
And I'm not just saying that because you're about to put me in charge.
Look, I'm gonna be gone two hours. Three absolute max.
The only thing you really need to take care of
- is the big Wyman booking. - That's tonight?
- Paulo! - Just kidding. I know.
Their rehearsal dinner. The DJ is all set.
No, it's a 50th anniversary dinner.
And they requested chamber music.
Just kidding again.
Cancel DJ.
Okay, this was a terrible idea.
I'm only gonna be gone an hour and a half.
I think a couple of minutes of his sketch show was gonna be more than enough.
- Where is he performing? - Um... the Ha Ha Hole. Ha, ha?
Am I underdressed?
You're wearing a dress and heels.
Am I overdressed?
Nope, I'm dressed. That's good enough. It's fine.
Ha-Ha Hole, this can't be it.
Okay, Google Maps.
Hi there. You've reached the voicemail
of interim-general manager of Cafe of Love, Paulo.
Wow. You give that guy an inch,
and he'll take the whole ruler.
Here goes nothing.
Pickle!
Pick... Pickle! Pickle, pickle, pickle...
Pickle. Pickle.
Oh, oh. Hey!
- Oh, hi. - Are you looking for someone?
Uh, yes.
Possibly a handsome, but you know, partially out of work improv comedian?
Um, almost, yeah.
I'm looking for Pete Sanders. I think he's performing tonight.
Oh, you're here for The Pete Show.
Oh, I mean, I didn't know he had his own whole show?
Yeah, some nights, it seems like it.
Right this way.
- Okay. - Watch your step.
- Hey, everybody. I'm Pete. - And I'm Ken.
And I'm Emily.
And we're the Jack-elopes.
Alright, and tonight, we're gonna start off
by playing a classic game called "Interview".
Which is where one of us will be interviewing for a job,
but we don't know what it is.
And Ken is gonna put on these headphones
and some music so he can't hear what we're saying. Can you, Ken?
Oh, Ken. Super sexy moves.
I never took him for an Enya guy.
What we're gonna need from the audience is a suggestion of a type of job.
- Any kind of job. So come on. - Come on, come on.
- School teacher. - No.
- Grass blower. - That sucks.
Mall Santa.
Oh! Mall Santa! Back there, sir.
That's a great one. Yeah, great, okay. We're gonna go with that.
Emily and I are going to be interviewing Ken
for the position of mall Santa.
We're gonna dive right into this. Kenneth!
Here we go.
So, welcome. Thank you so much for agreeing to meet us today.
Of course.
Oh, why don't I take that big, red coat off for you?
Oh, well, thank you. Thank you, thank you.
It helped me a lot while I served in the Revolutionary War.
- No? - No.
We took a look at your resume
and all your work experience,
and we have a few questions for you.
Tell us about your lap.
Grooming habits, grooming habits!
Tell us about those.
Uh... My lap grooming habits?
No, not quite what I was going for.
I guess we're a family-friendly--
Tell me, how did you get that big, bad, beard of yours?
Well, it goes very well with my red coat.
Which, I guess, the spirit of Christmas...
Oh. That's right. Spirit of Christmas.
The spirit of good old St. Nick.
And you would find him in a--
Where could we find you at your old job?
I, uh...
Oh, oh... Let me ask you a question.
Have you been a good boy this year or...?
Have you been a good boy this year or a naughty boy?
Oh! I know who I am!
- I'm a... a mall Santa! - Mall Santa!
- Yes! - Yeah. Got it.
- We did it! - Did we?!
I think I might know what the problem is.
Look at this gargoyle I've finally created.
Remember, I gave you my phone number?
- What? - Can I get it back?
Oh!
- Can we go? - I guess.
Trina!
I didn't know comedy was your thing.
Oh, I mean, it's not really, but thoroughness is.
- Okay. - I was actually hoping
we could talk about our project.
Oh yeah. Let's go get a drink...
Hey, Pete!
A bunch of us are headed to the bar. You coming?
Yes! Uh, also, Emily, this is my friend Trina.
- Hi. - Oh, my God.
Yes, thank God. Come here, come here.
Thank goodness you finally broke up with Kim.
- She was a real piece of-- - No, no!
Kim broke up with me. Remember?
Oh, yes. Okay. Well, that works for me too.
And Trina here is helping me get Kim back.
Okay.
And then, Pete's actually helping me with a fundraiser
to save my restaurant. So it's kind of like a you scratch my back...
- I do a comedy show for yours. - That kind of thing.
We're getting Kim back.
- Yeah, well, hopefully. - Love it. Love that.
Oh, hey, you should do it, too.
I mean, the show. Not scratching my back.
Ah yes. Of course. I am not going to make that mistake twice.
This guy has a very hairy back.
Stop.
Okay, well, I would love to, just give me the details later.
Okay, you, I'm very happy about this.
Come on, one more.
This feels... Yeah!
Not Kim. That's gonna be her new nickname.
- Okay. - Okay.
Okay, I like this.
- I'll see you later. - Alright.
Okay. She's great.
No, she's...
As you get to know her, she gets better.
Alright, anything you want, it's on me,
but mostly because I bartend here part time
and can get free drinks for my pals.
- Oh! - Yeah!
Okay, well, in that case, I probably should've ordered top shelf.
I don't want this measly peasant...
Mm-hmm. You can't have that.
That's so expensive. I can't afford...
I'm kidding.
Oh. Ha!
You know what, maybe you should leave the jokes to the professionals.
Touché.
So wait, how did today go?
She is open to a possible date.
Yes! I knew it!
We are getting back together!
No, no. But... But, hey...
But you have to make some changes.
What's the feedback?
Okay, Pete, real talk.
Yeah.
I've seen you on stage,
I've talked to Kim and I've hung out with you enough myself now.
And what I can tell you is, you kind of have a tendency
- to take over a conversation and not listen. - Wait, what?
Sometimes, it seems like you're just busy thinking of your next bit.
Wait, I...
Sorry to interrupt, but the girlie is right.
Ha! Madeline?! What are you still doing here?
I stopped by to see your show,
but I had to step out and make a deal.
But Pete, she's right, you're a known scene stealer.
I'm sorry, Trina, this is my agent, Madeline Cross.
- Yeah. Pleasure. - Hi, I'm the girlie.
Listen, this is the reason I'm having trouble
getting you and the troupe auditions for TV execs.
You're cute, you're charming, but they don't want to see you
unless you can be part of a team,
part of an ensemble.
I have a few ideas that could help.
Please. Help a lady out.
Bye.
- She's such a sweetheart. - She seems lovely.
Okay. Come to the pier tomorrow
and we'll do some lessons.
Lessons? What do you mean, like boyfriend school?
Yeah, I guess you could call it that.
Boyfriend school it is.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Okay, so the first thing we need to do is teach you how to be a better listener.
You have to learn to really listen to people's words.
Okay. Words, got it. Piece of cake.
- So, when you're on a date... - Mm-hmm.
- What do you usually talk about? - Uh, I don't know.
You know, I give them a compliment
about something they're wearing or whatever,
and then I'll say an adorable joke
so I look charming and they like me.
Okay, we're really gonna have to make lemonade out of this one.
But while you're charming them,
do you ever ask what they actually want?
Uh... No. Not really.
I kind of just sit there and hope for sparks.
Okay. Sparks are one thing.
But a lifelong partnership is a totally other thing.
So, Pete, what do you want?
I definitely want my own show.
With Ken and Emily, making people laugh.
I'd love to buy my mom a house
with a bunch of jasmine bushes.
She loves the time of year when they really bloom, you know.
She calls it the Jas Show.
- She sounds funny. - She's hilarious.
Okay, so what does Kim want?
- I don't know. - Okay.
When I ask you what you want,
you can give me this long detailed answer.
If I ask you what Kim wants, you have no idea.
Because I was never really listening.
Yes. Yeah. Okay?
Okay, when she's talking to you,
you just really have to focus,
just look in her eyes, really listen.
It's gonna make you hear what she's saying better,
and she's gonna feel like she has your full attention.
And, if she feels like she has my full attention,
then she'll love me again.
And if you find yourself getting distracted...
No, no! Case in point!
Sorry. I'm joking.
If you find yourself getting distracted,
you just repeat back to her what she just said.
Oh, okay, okay. So it's kind of like "yes, anding".
Yeah, whatever gets you there.
- Okay. - You feel like you're ready?
Because Kim has confirmed your date.
Yes, I am.
And don't forget to have fun. It's what you do best.
Mmm. Man, who would have thought these sushi burrito milkshakes would be so tasty!
- I did. - Exactly.
I listened to you and that's why we're here today.
Look, Pete. I told Trina I'd be open talking to you, but that's it.
You really put me in a bad position at the cafe.
Everyone was staring and taking videos.
And that is not the kind of content I like to put out.
I'm sorry.
And I told you numerous times
that I do not want to get married.
What? When?
When we were at VidCon,
then again when we were at ComicCon,
and twice when we were at WeddingCon.
To be fair, my mother got us those tickets. So I...
Look, I want to apologize.
Okay? I got caught up in all the emotion of that night.
The restaurant was so romantic,
I mean, you looked beautiful, like always,
and that dessert was just so delicious!
Yeah, it was pretty delicious.
I know it took me a long time
to bring you to this place and I'm sorry about that.
I mean, is there anything else that you wanna do together?
Well, there is this super cool Bonobo preserve in Iowa.
They taught them all sign language and--
I mean, it's pretty cool, so...
Did you just ask me a question
and start texting while I answered?
- Why am I even here? - No, no. Look...
I was just writing them down so that I didn't forget them.
You see?
Oh.
Babe, is that really how you think you spell "Des Moines"?
No, I mean, I feel like
it's like... Isn't it two "S"?
Hi, Valentine. You hungry?
Okay, so what's this evening's lesson, teach?
Okay, well, you've listened with your ears.
Now, it's time to listen with your eyes.
I think your biology classes
must have been much different than mine.
No!
It's just noticing non-verbal cues, body language.
No, I do know that. I just think...
With Kim, I forgot along the way.
People don't always tell you directly what they want.
Sometimes, you have to notice.
The eye contact. The hair flips.
- I think she likes him. - Mm-hmm.
Those two like each other.
And he's sweating, he must've just finished a game.
And she brought him water.
She noticed. She saw what he needed,
she anticipated what he might want,
and she took action.
Oh, she even put a lime in the water.
- Spa water. Am I right? - Oh, unbeatable.
- Cucumber, mint. - Even brought her a flower.
- This guy's good. - Mm-hmm.
- It's the little things. - Yeah.
It's noticing what your partner might want,
what they might need.
It's not just about how they make you feel...
It's how you make them feel.
I'm sorry again for showing up unannounced.
When we were drinking our milkshakes,
I noticed that your pop socket was broken,
and I know how much you love selfies.
So I got you a new one with the super grip.
Oh my gosh. Does this have a picture
of one of my selfies on it?
Yeah. Only the best.
That is so thoughtful.
Thank you!
Don't mention it.
Okay, business loans, here we come.
Hello everybody. Thank you for coming.
As they say, time is money, so let's get right to it.
Here are my three essential steps to getting the best business loan.
There's more than one kind of business loan...
Okay.
And that was number three.
As I said, you've got to have equity or you have nothing.
Now let's take a 15-minute break
and move onto ancillary funding options.
Okay, and now, it is time for "Scenes from a Hat."
Where we do scenes from a hat!
- I got this. - I will be an accountant.
I have a broken heart.
And I am a nurse.
Oh, I need a doctor!
My heart is broken!
I'm a doctor.
I have a Ph.D. in finance.
And I can give you a variable interest rate
on your heart's growth rate, index rate.
Growth! That's just what I'm looking for.
Nurse, do you happen to have anything for the pain?
Please, someone get this man three beers, stat.
Oh, God!
And two Tequila shots.
Killed it.
- Hey! That was really good! - Thank you so much!
- Thank you for coming! - Of course! You're welcome.
- Oh, oh! - I have huge news. - Okay...
Tonight, in the audience was a scout for a Late Night show
- and he loved your work. - He did?
Yes. So he's gonna send out the show's booker.
So whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it.
That goes for both of you.
- Hey, thank you for coming. - Yeah!
Hey, that is so exciting.
I know! I can't believe it!
I know. Oh! Wait, speaking of exciting...
Okay.
We've already sold a ton of tickets.
And I asked a few other friends to join the bill.
It's looking good.
You're really taking this seriously.
Yeah, well, of course. I wouldn't have a shot
- at Late Night if it weren't for you. - Oh...
And plus, it was our deal.
And I...
I know how important it is to you.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
How do you do improv anyway?
I mean, it's actually not that hard.
You want me to teach you?
Another time. I have to go home and feed my fish.
- He's diabetic. - Hmm. Gotcha.
Well, you know, the cool thing about improv
is I can kind of teach it anywhere. So...
Alright, well, he's hungry. Let's go.
- Yeah? - Yeah. Come meet my fish.
- Yes! - Yeah, come meet my fish.
I thought you'd never ask.
- Okay, you ready? - No.
This is improv 101 with your boy Pete Sanders.
- Okay. - Okay, so I'm gonna shout out
a suggestion, you're gonna build off it
by "yes anding" and adding another layer to the scene.
Okay. Wait, no.
I don't think I like this reversal
where you're teaching me things.
Doesn't feel right.
Oh, how the tables have turned.
No, wait, that's it. That's the prompt.
Yeah. "How the tables have turned."
Come on, on your feet, we're doing this! Come on!
- Oh! Ah! - Come on!
- Okay. - Come on.
I feel nervous. I feel nervous. I'm not ready.
Okay, be in the moment.
Don't overthink it.
- Okay. - Okay.
Overthinking is kind of what I do.
It's just who I am. Please don't try to change me.
Listen, look...
- Hey, you got this. - Okay.
- Okay? - No.
- Yes. - Ah! Okay.
- Let's try again. - I'm gonna go.
No, no, no. We're trying again.
- Give it one more shot. - Okay.
The tables have turned!
Okay, ahem!
The tables have turned. Yes, and...
I... shall stand on them.
Well, no, the "yes, and"
- is more of a metaphorical thing. - Okay.
So you're just gonna... You're gonna take the suggestion
and you're just gonna make something of it, okay?
Like if I came into the scene and I said,
"The tables have turned," you can't come in and be like,
"No, they haven't," because that would ruin "the game."
- And people pay you for this? - No enough, okay?
Now stop avoiding. Come on.
Okay? Your prompt is, "The tables have turned." Go.
Uh...
Uh... Frank... Frank! The tables have been turned.
When I left, they were upside down,
and now, they are right side up.
Great! Great! Okay, and now,
as your scene partner, I'm gonna build off of it.
- Okay, okay. - So, uh...
Oh! It must have been that new turntable I bought.
Uh... um... Turn table?
What is that? A robot?
Ooh!
I am the Turntable 2000.
I am here to turn your tables, so they stay... turned.
Uh, um...
Turntable, thank you. Turn this table.
- Turned! - Ah! Whoo!
Um, and now, maybe that pot.
Turned, turned!
Don't turn that! Don't turn that!
You can't keep turning everything.
Malfunction error. Error.
Turn! Turn! Error, error.
Something's wrong with my software.
Turn, turn!
And scene!
Oh, my goodness!
I don't know... I do not know how you do that every night!
I think I should, uh...
I should probably stick with my restaurant.
I should, uh... I should probably go.
I gotta get some rest. I have rehearsal in the morning.
I haven't had that much fun in a really long time.
Maybe since I even opened the restaurant, so thank you.
For working so hard for it.
And me.
I can see why you love it so much.
It's a really, really special place.
Yeah.
Um...
I don't really know what I'd do without it.
I should probably also... Thank Paulo for bringing you in.
- Ah, maybe... just a... - Yeah.
I don't know what I'd do without him either. He's a big help.
Don't ever tell him that.
I won't. Scout's honour.
- I'll walk you out. - Yeah. Yeah.
Well, A-plus for you. Good job.
- Thank you! Okay. - Alright. Um... goodnight.
Wrong champagne to table 8,
wrong ring in the champagne glass at table nine!
Sorry, boss!
That wasn't me.
Oh! Nice!
Ooh... So... How'd things go with Trina?
- You mean Kim? - No, I mean Trina.
You mean her helping me out with Kim?
Yeah, yeah, I mean that.
- Uh... things are great. - That's what I thought.
I mean, I don't know, man. We did, uh... have a weird moment, last night.
- Oh, oh, oh! - Now gimme that.
Ooh! Gotta move your feet, son.
- Spicy! It's spicy. - What? You and Kim?
Nah. Nah, me and Trina.
Ah, I see.
You know what? It's probably just a post-show high,
your adrenaline's pumping, all those jalapenos poppers.
Uh... you're right.
It's probably just the adrenaline,
but no, man, she's pretty cool, though.
I was just feeling good.
Yeah, not for long!
- You like that? - That was nice. That was nice.
Let me give you some love advice, man.
What? From you? No.
I may not be an expert in love, but...
Lemme ask you this.
How do you feel when you're with Kim?
I feel great. Yeah.
And how do you feel when you're with Trina?
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Shoot the ball... I didn't say anything. Just shoot the ball.
Great to hear. We're so happy that we could make
your engagement story perfect.
I just wish we could make even more couples as happy
as we made you... but we may not be around for much longer.
Ooh! You... heard about the fundraiser?
Oh... you wanna make a donation?
Oh my God! Um... just make out the check to Cafe of Love...
- Incorporated. - Incorporated!
Thank you. Thank you! Thank you!
What, what, what?
The couple that got engaged here last week is donating 20K!
- No! - Yes!
That is so incredible!
What am I interrupting here?
- Me being amazing. - Oh, per usual.
Paulo just got us a massive donation
- for buying the building. - What?!
Yeah. Yeah!
That is amazing! Congrats, man. Yeah!
Ahem...
Your... hands are soft.
- I Moisturize. - I... um...
Yeah... I'm gonna... We should get started, so..
Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, if you could grab an apron.
Okay. Cool. Do you need one?
- Sure. Yeah, thank you. - Got you. Got you.
Okay...
Alright, Pete Sanders with the assist!
- Ah! - This is gonna be a long day.
Sorry. I'm just having too much fun, so...
What, come on. Tell me, what are we doing in here?
Okay, well this is your big lesson.
You've already mastered listening and body language,
and now, this is the final step to help you seal the deal.
- Hm. To start... - Well, no, no! Hey! Focus!
- Sorry. - No, no, no.
- That's going out of reach. - Oh, my God, Trina!
- That is so good. - Oh, thank you.
But that's staying out of your reach.
You can't be trusted.
Okay, so Pete, tell me where you think
you went wrong in your proposal.
My gosh, I don't, uh...
What happened was you weren't prepared.
You rushed it, and you acted on impulse.
Yeah, no, you're right. That's... that's true.
Okay... so I'm going to teach you
to make my famous Triple Love cupcakes.
It's gonna take a lot of patience,
a ton of attention to detail...
- And just the right touch. - I'm here to learn.
First we prepare. Uh, grab an egg.
Yes, ma'am.
- Swakata! - Ooh!
- Okay, so... - Uh, just...
- Do you want to do it? - No, uh...
Do you wanna... You wanna try?
Oh, I can do. I used to make muffins with my mother
every Saturday morning.
Check this out.
One hand.
Then one-hander! I'm impressed. Not bad.
Pretty good. Swish!
You're gonna have to clean that up.
Oh, sorry.
Okay, so first, you have to pour the batter.
- Okay. - Two-thirds full in each one.
- Uh-huh. - Now, look,
I know it can be mesmerizing.
Okay, I'm ready! Bring on the sugar high!
Okay, well now, we have to bake them.
- Okay. - You can open.
Oh, I gotta put it in the oven.
Bottom rack.
Oh! No, no, no, no! Watched batter never rises.
It's watched pot never boils.
Okay? You try to be fancy...
1001... 1002...
1003... 1004... 1005...
- 1006... Finally! - Oh, okay!
This took forever. And now!
No! No, no, no, no! No, you have to let them cool.
Oh, my goodness. You need so much patience baking.
What are you, a monk?
Oh, I'd be a good monk.
Now? It's gotta be now.
No! No, no, no! Oh, Pete!
- Pete! - Argh!
Okay, um... hang on, I'm just gonna get some ice.
Ah, I'm sorry. Argh!
Ah...
Are you okay? Is that better?
Yeah, no, it's good. Thank you.
Okay, keep your hand in here.
I've, uh... got a few burns in my time.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Okay. Um...
Okay. You're okay.
So the key ingredient to any burn...
- Mm-hmm. - It's first aid 101.
- Okay... - A little aloe.
I'll spread that...
Okay. And...
Then just a bandage, and...
Tell me if it's too tight.
- Is that okay? - Yeah.
Feels much much better.
Um... I guess, yeah.
- They're ready now. - Yep. Yep.
We can... decorate them.
So we need icing... And... uh...
- Yes. This way. - Go ahead. Yeah.
No, they're not. It's... here.
Okay, and now, it's time for the fun part: decorating.
Ooh, let's lather those up and dig in.
It's all about the patience that it takes
to really make your hard work shine.
- Now twist at the top... - Like this...
- Yeah. Yeah. - Okay...
And you just apply even pressure...
- Yeah. - And start on the outside
and work your way in.
So just, you know... Don't be shy.
- Okay. - Thrown 'em on.
- I'm trying... - Yeah.
- You got it! - Oh!
Whoo! Not bad! Okay.
Nice work. Okay.
And... voilà.
It's beautiful.
Here! This calls for a photo op!
- Okay. - Photo op.
Why do I smell aloe and frosting?
Um...
That, uh... that is my mom.
Trina... are you enjoying your iced tea?
Would you like a Long Island version?
Your father and I missed you
at the mayor's luncheon last week.
I'm sorry. I really am,
but Mom, I've been so busy here.
We're just really worried about you.
We heard about James selling the building.
- How? - Your father's the mayor.
He's had lobbyists after him for months.
They wanna... rezone the place,
make it into luxury condos. I think it could be cute.
Actually, uh, Trina is gonna buy the building.
And... who are you?
I'm uh... I'm Pete.
Sanders. I'm... I'm a comedian.
Darling, we need to talk about our schedule.
Your father is launching his campaign for senator
next week and we need you there with us.
We need to show the voters our whole happy family.
Um... yeah, I'm sorry.
I've just been... I've been really busy here.
But they're selling the building.
And as Pete said, I'm buying it.
How are you gonna afford it?
I'm actually hosting a fundraiser, so...
What?
No daughter of the mayor's
is having a fundraiser.
Dad literally does it all the time.
Well, that is for political donations.
Not because his business is failing!
Oh! Oh! My business is not failing.
This seems like a family matter. I'm just gonna...
No, you can stay. You can just sit.
- Okay. Cool. - You can stay right there.
Dear, I know you've always been a romantic.
And this place, it is beautiful.
Thank you.
But...
Maybe the building being sold is a sign that this...
Little chapter in your life is over.
And you can spend more time with us. Where you belong.
Think about what I said.
I always do.
Well, hey, it was really nice meeting your mom.
- No, it wasn't. - No. No, it wasn't.
Thanks for walking off that mom visit with me.
No problem.
Hey, I... So I knew you were Trina Segal,
but I didn't realize your parents were the Segals.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The very ones.
- You never said anything. - Oh! Sorry.
Yeah, I usually introduce myself
as the longest-serving mayor's daughter,
but I must have forgot this time.
Yeah. Fair point.
Was it tough? Growing up?
Oh, yeah! Yeah, because...
Everything had to be perfect
because someone was always watching.
If there was a hair out of place
or I wore the wrong colour...
It would be... you know... This whole thing.
You had to have the perfect image, otherwise,
my dad might not get a nomination, or...
- A campaign donation... - Or a daughter
who had any control over her own life.
Yeah. Yeah... yeah.
So I learned how to plan, how to organize and...
It's actually served me really well.
And I created this place where people can find
and celebrate love and I love that!
Yeah, but what about you and love?
I think I've spent so much time focusing...
On, um... doing that for... Other people...
That I haven't really carved out the space to do it for myself.
Um, but I... I mean, I love... I love my restaurant,
I love my work. I mean, it's... it's just a café.
It's not just a café.
Before I met you, I was a hot mess.
Now look at me!
I'm easily a lukewarm mess!
Meh... maybe tepid.
No, but seriously... Because of you, I...
I'm a better listener, I'm a better partner,
I got a TV audition.
You know, who knows? They might even throw me
into whatever they're filming over here!
Hm... it's probably just a cheesy rom com.
Ooh... those are so sweet.
I love those movies.
I'm sure you do. That doesn't surprise me at all.
Well... maybe I should give them my headshot.
Hey... did you mean it when you said you thought
all that stuff was because of me?
Yes. 100%.
Well, I mean... you weren't...
You weren't that bad to begin with.
I wasn't?
No, you... you are funny.
- Here, watch your step. - Thank you.
I've heard being funny is a good thing.
- Oh, it is. - Hm.
It's been... eight hours. I should... feed Valentine.
Yeah, no, I should go.
I'm meeting Ken and Emily to rehearse.
- For the fundraiser. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Okay. Um, see you then. - See ya.
Okay, we'll see you on Tuesday. Okay, bye.
Hey... uh... Everything good here?
Yeah. Yes, perfect, boss.
So yeah, blue, yellow, sprinkles, yellow.
No. No, absolutely not.
Yellow's always in the middle. It's the most cheerful.
Don't worry. Gotta let our staff grow.
For example, I'm managing just fine.
I think the real question here
is how are you doing?
Fine. Fine. Uh, the fundraiser is coming along, so...
- Oh, I'm sure it is. - What is that supposed to mean?
You know what? The sugar is out of place over here. Uh...
You can't...
You can't operate like this, it's... it's a system, and um...
- What? - I saw the security cameras
after you made that cupcake with Pete.
Anymore sparks and I would have needed a fire extinguisher.
Okay, well... of course there were sparks.
I was making my Triple Love cupcakes with him.
Those cupcakes are solely responsible for about...
4,397 perfectly documented first dates,
and 307 enthusiastic engagements.
I am incredible at my job.
Well, we've made that dessert
a million times and I haven't felt anything.
Look, Pete is just here because he wants to get back
together with Kim, okay? And I am just trying to save our café.
That's it! That is all that's going on.
Okay.
Oh, see? I am about to meet with Kim
to go and seal the deal for them.
Would I be doing that if I had any feelings for Pete at all?
I didn't say
anything about feelings? I was talking about attraction.
Do you have feelings for him?
Uh... it's...
Just a... I'm gonna go. I'm not doing this.
- I'm not. I'm leaving. - Of course. Avoiding. Avoiding!
Uh... that needs more icing.
Sure, sure. Have a good day.
Are these popping off? I feel like they're popping off?
Yeah, just at the corners, but I mean... I can...
Truly, I don't know what I'm doing.
- I've never done this before. - Sorry. Sorry...
I double booked. I'm in the middle of reviewing eyebrow products,
I need this to be really quick.
Yeah. Um... Sure, uh...
Things seem like they're going really well with you and Pete,
and I just wanted to come by and see how you were feeling about everything.
It's been great. Been wonderful, actually, with Pete.
Thank you for stopping by.
Yeah... Uh...
Actually, why don't you stay? I think you should stay.
You've got... I mean, you've got the deadline.
No, no. It's not important. I actually have some lemonade you should try.
- It's... the new recipe. - Oh, I...
Water, sugar, lemons... Lots of lemons.
That's new?
Thank you.
I looked up this recipe on the internet.
Who would have known, so much treasure on there.
Yeah. Yep. The internet is full of wonderful things.
Well, paid for all this.
So you want some undereye brightener?
Okay, yeah.
- Sounds perfect. - Right in the inner corners.
- Okay? - There you go! Perfect.
So, uh... circling back to why... why I... I, uh, came.
Can I chalk you and Pete up for one of my successes?
Honestly... it's weird.
Weird how?
I really thought I knew what I wanted.
I make my own money.
I have fans all over the world.
And Pete's always been a great guy. You know... fun.
Definitely.
Before, I thought that's all he was. Fun.
But I think he might be a bit more.
You're welcome.
With Pete, he wasn't a long-term plan, but...
I'm starting to wonder if maybe I should be with him.
What do you think I should do?
- Me? - Yes!
I wouldn't even be thinking about this stuff
if it weren't for you.
Well, that's a good point.
Oh, I gotta wash this off!
- Come follow me in the house. - Okay...
Wow! So... so the internet really does pay well, huh?
It really, really does.
Wow!
- Time for the big reveal! - Never been so excited.
- So what do you think? - Oh, uh...
Wow, yeah. I mean, slightly uneven, but bold.
About Pete.
Um...
Uh... Yeah, I think... I mean...
I think that...
I think he is kind and... and, um...
And thoughtful... and...
A very good friend.
And I think that, um...
You two are gonna be really happy together.
Oh, your, uh... Your phone is ringing.
Just turn it off. I'll check it later.
It's Paulo.
Oh, it's from Paulo.
Keep Trina there longer?
You've been... you've been keeping me here?
Is that... is that... Why you did the... makeup and the lemonade?
He is so weird. I don't know why he said that.
"There's a fire at the café..."
There's a fire at the café?! There...
There is a fire at the café.
Okay...
- Is everyone okay? - Yep.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
What are you doing at my restaurant?
What are you doing here?
What do you think happens
if I leave this brown tint on too long?
Right. No... wrong time to ask that question.
- It's not as bad as it looks. - Okay, what happened?
They say they don't know.
No. You left a candle burning too close to the drapes.
- You're fired! - Paulo!
Yes! Unemployment!
No, I... No, no, no, no! You are not fired.
We will still need you to come and work. Thank you.
Okay... look, this...
Is why I never leave the restaurant. This is what happens
when I let things go out of my control.
Trina! Watch out, lady.
- You okay? Paulo texted me. - Pete?
Kim! I... what... What are you doing here?
Were you just gonna run through fire to save innocent people?
Well, I was hoping for just smoke, but... but yeah.
Oh, baby. You are a real-life superhero. Come here.
Well, uh... oh...
What's happening?
I'm... trying to figure that out too.
Hi, fans. It's Kim
and I just saw Man of the hour, @PeteSanders
almost run through a burning building for me.
Okay, what... What is happening now?
Who out there thinks it's time I lock down
this real-life superhero?
Who am I kidding? Of course I should.
Here he is.
- Pete... - Um...
Love of my life...
Will you marry me?
I... I, uh... Um...
- Well? - I... I gotta go.
- Pete! - What?
- Pete? - What?
- Go, go, go. - Yeah.
You know what... This was your first proposal.
- Right? - Thanks.
This fire wasn't as exciting as I thought it'd be.
What is wrong with you?
I don't know! She just put me on the spot.
Oh... just like you did
when you did the exact same thing to her two weeks ago.
Yeah, well... nobody said I was smart.
Pete... Pete. I thought this was what you wanted. Kim back.
Yeah, I did.
I do, but... I... But now it's just...
What?
It just doesn't feel the same as it used to.
Well...
What is... What does it feel like?
I, um...
I gotta shoot some hoops.
Uh! What?
Your layup does need work. Okay...
What happened with Pete?
I don't know.
Is he still gonna do the fundraiser?
Ooh. I don't know.
What is happening with Kim?
I definitely don't know.
Hi, hi! I need to file a missing person's report.
Well, I just proposed to my boyfriend and he disappeared.
Height? I don't know his height! He's tall. Just really tall.
Okay...
Um...
We do have to keep this off of social media
because if our landlord finds out... we are toast.
I think he just found out.
Thanks. Thanks, Paulo.
Thank you.
Hi, James.
I got a call from the security company?
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh... It's just a grease fire.
- Grease fire?! - Um... probably.
Not even any damage.
I'm sorry, Trina, the insurance on this is gonna kill me.
I can't take any chances.
I've got to put the building on the market.
James... James, don't, please.
Okay, please don't. You said you were gonna...
Give me till the end of the month, okay?
And... I've almost got the money together.
I'm sorry, Trina.
Okay...
Okay, um... What about those donors?
Can they make up the rest?
Trina... it won't be enough.
Okay. Gimme that.
- Zip! - Zap!
Zap! Hey! Pete?
- Pete? - Oh, uh...
- Zap! - Uh... zap.
Argh! I'm going for a soda.
I just remembered, we don't have any soda.
Guys, I'm sorry. I'm here!
Every day is a gift.
And I am the present.
Let's go. Let's start over.
First of all, that's not how the saying goes,
and second of all, what is going on with you, man?
What is going on with you, man?
- Nothing! I'm fine! - Nothing. He's fine.
Well, he doesn't look fine. You're doing squats
when you should be doing the Booppity bop bop bop.
Okay, but you're the one who said we need to be doing warm-up exercises.
Not squats! Pete... Look, come on, buddy. The booker.
Madeline said the booker's coming tomorrow.
- Ah... - And so we need to prepare.
They're not just looking at you.
They're looking at Emily, me... And also you.
Dude, I'm prepared! I'm prepared.
Okay, so please stop doomscrolling pictures of Kim!
I'm not doomscrolling pictures of--
- Yes, you are! - Hey, come on!
- Oh... oops, dude! Done! - Okay, that's...
- I'm sorry. Sorry. - ...Expensive.
- Ah! Cute picture! - Emily...
Oh, is this why you've been so distracted lately?
Oh, my gosh. I knew that there was a little something there
when I met her the other day. Good for you, buddy. Huh?
- Aw, it is cute. - Right?
- But can we focus, please now? - Yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
- Okay! Zip! - Zap!
Zap! Pete, hey! Zap...
- Yo! - Zap!
- Uh... Zah! - Okay.
I'm going for a soda!
I forgot. Again. We don't have any soda.
Are we doing groundhog day? What's going on, here?
Hey, Ken.
I, uh...
I need you guys' help with something.
Kim, I owe you an apology.
You were clear. When we got together,
you told me you didn't want anything serious.
You know, you said you never wanted to get married.
Mm-hmm. Now you listen.
But I pushed it anyways
because I was so focused on my own feelings that...
I didn't stop to think about yours.
The truth is...
...You deserve someone who can give you what you want.
I guess you're right.
I always knew I wanted to be free and easy and...
That was... That was never gonna be us.
Didn't even put your pop socket on your phone.
I'm sorry. That was a jerk move.
Do you remember the Weingartners?
She was German. He was American.
And the only language they both spoke was French.
He had us create a Parisian cityscape
out of cheese with a banner on the Eiffel Tower that said,
"Will you marry me?" in French?
Mm-hmm.
At least we'll... Always have mini Paris.
Oh...
Oh, l'amour!
Hmm...
What are you gonna do now?
Uh, you know, I always kind of wanted to start a food truck,
so... Do people still like pudding?
Definitely not.
Yeah, I kind of didn't think so.
I, uh...
I owe you an apology.
I should have listened to you.
I was... over confident and so overeager
to do things my way that...
I didn't really manage anything at all.
I'm so... so sorry.
Hey... it's okay.
I know it was an accident.
Silver lining is... Now we have less to pack up.
Hey, I'm sorry too.
I was so controlling.
I always thought you were so crazy,
micromanaging everyone and nit-picking.
I mean, uh... we could just... Leave that one there.
- You're sure about that? - My way might be the best way,
it's just not the only way!
- So what-- - Aaah!
Pete! You're... here.
Oh yeah. Where else are we gonna do the fundraiser?
Is the... It's still happening?
The café isn't quite ready.
Wait, hold up. Was there a time when it wasn't happening?
Hey, you know what? It's all good.
We'll just uh... improvise. That's kind of our thing.
You asked me what I wanted out of life...
And uh... I thought about it.
I want to be the guy that's there for the people he cares about.
Okay...
Well, I will get the high risers.
- Maybe you can go to the-- - No, no, no. Shh! No.
It's time for you to let people look out for you, for a change.
Now, if you'll excuse me. Ken?
- What? - Ken.
Really? I did not sign up for this. I see what it is...
Emily... you know what to do.
- Spotlight! - What she said!
You guys ever seen all the Snickers commercials where they become...
That's literally her! On every single road trip!
Ha, ha! Okay, now...
Tonight has been a very important cause
that I think is extremely worth your time.
And your cash.
- Good one, Ken. - I'm serious.
- He's very serious. - Very serious.
- This is acting seriousness.
Got the chills from all this seriousness.
Anyways, without further ado...
Welcome to the dating game,
which is where we pick one lucky lonely contestant
and we give him a chance or her a chance to find love!
Now let's start... Let's feel the audience.
Who is worthy of the stage? Is it you, sir?
No. Is it you, ma'am? Maybe not. Is it... Paulo!
Paulo!
- Get up here. - Come on!
Whoo!
Alright, now, if you can just stand there.
What Paulo is gonna do is... He's gonna interview us,
trying to figure out who we are and if he wants
to take us on some wonderful imaginary date,
by asking us questions that have been written down
by our beautiful audience members.
- Yes. - Bachelor one...
- Yes. - Where would you take me
on our first date?
Well... first... to a field,
where we would have a romantic dinner.
But... no steak.
And if you're good...
I'll take you back to my stall.
Yes... and we can graze a little.
I know, I guess, uh...
Maybe we'll hop in my Lamborghini
and I'll just gun it to sixth gear and just never stop.
I'll pick up some McDonald's on the way.
We're not stopping...
Okay, so...
I will take you to my workplace
where we make chocolates and when kids are bad,
they get sucked into a tunnel and turn into blueberries!
Wait, what? Hold on. That's not the right thing.
Oh! Okay, I see what I did here.
I read this card wrong. See, I read Oompa Loompa band member...
But it was Oom-Pah-Pah band member.
Okay...
I'll think I'll pick... Bachelor number one!
Who was that?
You were a cow with a very very sexy voice?
Close enough, yes!
Alright, everybody, this has been a wonderful night.
Now I just need your help in inviting one more person
to the stage, without whom this night would not be possible.
Trina Segal!
Oh!
Thank you.
Alright... now we have time for one more sketch game.
And with this one, we're gonna take this over
the edge and save the café!
Alright! Now can you please take a seat, my dear?
Uh, yes. And?
She's getting the hang of this, guys.
Alright, now, in this game,
we're gonna be a couple on a date. Okay?
You can just be you, and I will be...
A doofus that gets tongue-tied around women.
Dude. We said we weren't gonna do sketches about Ken anymore!
Wow! Zing! Okay...
- I'm so sorry. - Am I just a punchline?
Um... but anyways, uh... I'm gonna need the audience's help on this one, though, okay?
You're gonna have to help me figure out
what I'm gonna say to Trina. So anytime I raise my hand,
you guys shout out a suggestion, okay, got it?
- Got it. - So let's try it. Ready?
- Go. - And...
- You look beautiful tonight. - Oh, Emily, that's so sweet.
But I'm trying to figure out what to say to Trina!
- I appreciate it. - I'm not talking to you, dude.
- Oh! - Oh...
Okay, my bad, alright. But yeah... she is right.
You do look beautiful tonight, but uh...
Well, you always look beautiful.
These past few weeks with you have been, uh...
- Unexpected. - Messy.
Wonderful.
You've, uh... taught me how to be a better listener,
how to be a better person.
And, uh... yeah, you asked me
how I saw my life the next five or ten years.
Yeah, nobody knows what the future holds, but...
I know what it is that I want in mine for sure.
And that is...
- You. - You.
You.
You love love.
I love you.
So...
Will you... go out with me?
- Yes, I will. - Yes?
And...
I will always beat you at basketball.
- I mean, that's just a lie. - Any chance I get.
We'll see, we'll see. I'll give you that.
We did it! We made it to our goal!
Wait, what? We did it? We did it!
You can buy the building!
- You did it! - Oh...