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You ready?

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Uh-huh, I think I've got it all.

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Are you sure?
Got your plane ticket?

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Patryk, I'm going to accept an award,

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not see the guy who cheated on me.

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No, I know.

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Can't they just mail you the award?

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It's… It's just really cool,
seeing all your dreams come true.

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I know people are talking.

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Well, who cares? Let them talk.
Gossip is all they do in Podhale.

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Just ignore them.

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I'll make sure
to call you every day.

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Wow, really?
It's a different time zone.

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To me, it makes no difference.

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Well… Got your return ticket?

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How many times must I say it?
He won't show up.

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-Are you sure?
-Bob? Give it a rest.

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Well, you've got the ticket right there.
Why don't you just make sure?

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-Can we get going?
-You're the one that's stalling!

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America isn't that far away! I mean,
it's only three days. I don't understand.

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Three days?

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It's a week, Patryk.
I'm only gone for a week. You'll survive.

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THE TAMING OF THE SHREWD 2

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OR MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING

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COUPLES' SLEIGH RACE

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Congratulations, gentlemen.

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Second place is not bad at all.

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Even third place makes it to the podium.
You guys are lucky, though.

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You won't stand a chance
against my Golden Arrow.

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-Where would that arrow of yours be?
-In the repair shop.

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In two weeks' time, you'll finally
get a chance to meet the true champion.

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-And who's that?
-Me, of course! The new gazda.

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You're not much of a gazda
without a woman.

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You're funny. Very, very funny.

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Come on, come on. This man is delusional.

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-So?
-Ah, don't worry.

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They're good, but honestly,
they're all going down.

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Next time, I'll be champion.

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Hell yeah!

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Patryk, you know that you…

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You can always count on me.

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I know, Franek.

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Always.

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I swear!

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-Franek's coming.
-And where are they?

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-They're coming!
-Of course they are.

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-Hey!
-Hey!

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Look at him, driving that sleigh
like a true gazda! Yeah!

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Oh, yeah. I don't know
if I'd go that far, to be fair.

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Wait. You're saying my Franek can't drive?

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Well, he'll never win if that's
how he's gonna be holding the reins.

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If he's gonna be driving the sleigh
like that to the baptism,

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we'll need to bring in a coachman
from Morskie Oko. No doubt about it.

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There's still time.

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Will you reconsider it?

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Save yourself and us from the shame.
You don't want to cancel the baptism.

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I told you it's gonna be
Kasia and Patryk. Accept it!

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-Come here.
-No, keep your distance.

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-Come here!
-Keep your distance.

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-Over here, my friend.
-No, no, no, I said keep your distance.

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-Come on, Patryk.
-No, no. No. No. No, no, no.

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-Don't cry. Don't cry.
-I'm begging you, get off!

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Really. Just let me go!
You'll poke my eye out. I don't like this.

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It's starting now, huh?

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What do you mean, it's starting?

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I mean, look.
It seems like people are starting to talk.

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-Stop! I don't need this.
-Have you heard anyone talking?

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No, no, no.

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Hi. Uh, praise the Lord.

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-Praise the Lord.
-Praise the Lord.

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-All right, seriously--
-You'll find another woman!

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Hey! Go away!
All right, I'm leaving. Let me go!

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Well…

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What's up with that baptism? Huh?

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I don't know. What's up with it?

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Um, I've heard that, uh,
it was getting canceled, no?

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Well, so is it still happening then,
or is it not?

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Uh, yeah. Yeah, why wouldn't it?
Baptism is still happening.

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Well, I don't usually
follow gossip like this,

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but they say Kasia went to America
to get back together with that Bob guy.

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Yeah, well.

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Oh, I get it now. You are canceling it.

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You know what?
You were supposed to keep your mouth shut.

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Have you talked? Have you?

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-Whoa, what do you mean?
-Who else? You did talk!

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-It was you!
-I talked?

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Well, you've been yapping your head off!
Everybody could hear you.

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-Whose shack is that?
-Grandpa Jasiek’s!

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In the '70s, he used this place
to stash clothes and other goods

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all the way from Austria.

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Ah, a hustler's hideout. Great.

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Oh, no, no, no. A smuggler's!

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He then worked at NASA where he developed
a ground-breaking system for shuttles.

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He figured out how to fly
using only two wires rather than three.

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After that,
his pension was killer.

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A killer pension, huh?

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I've seen a couple of estimates
for my pension.

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It might just be the thing to kill me.

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Therefore, we need our own side hustle.

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This place is perfect.

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Not anymore.

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-A bear came through.
-What bear? They're hibernating.

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Uh, I guess it woke up.

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Nah, it must've been a groundhog.
Don't freak out.

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Grab those boxes.

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Um, does Maryla know
about your new storehouse?

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She personally asked me to find it.

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What's wrong with the old one?

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This is priceless cargo that wouldn't
have been safe in the old storehouse.

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A Goral, plus a carnival, plus Litworówka.

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-Get it?
-Mm, no.

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Mm, yes

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At home, would you let your
newborn baby anywhere near a matchbook?

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-Well, no.
-See? Grab it.

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Hey, hey!

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-It's starting.
-What are you talking about?

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Wacuś, pick up!

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There's no point in calling. This morning
he took a customer cross-country skiing.

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Hmm. Customer, huh? I know the type.

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Leave any of you alone for a moment
and your pants go flying.

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I'll find the weasel.

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Did Kasia call you?

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She texted me
as soon as the plane touched down.

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-That's it?
-Yup.

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-That's enough.
-So it's starting.

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What? What's starting? She's busy.

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Oh, no kidding.

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Yeah. Numerous meetings,
receiving the award.

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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
She couldn't come up with a better alibi?

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-What happens if she slips up?
-She won't slip up.

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America is another universe.
All the women lose their marbles.

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But don't worry, dear brother.
If she doesn't call, you do it.

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Oh, leave me alone, man!

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Be careful. Don't be an idiot. Call!

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Now, that is beautiful!

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-When's it ready?
-It'll be ready when it's ready.

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Ah.

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-Too bad it won't run.
-What do you mean it won't run?

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It'll run in the couples' sleigh race.

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Uh, could you do me a favor and, uh,
tune up the sleigh before the race, huh?

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Listen,

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for private use, maybe I could,

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but for the couples' race? Illegal.

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Hmm.

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Easy-peasy!

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Are you selling your sleigh?

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'Cause if you are,
then I'd buy it from you.

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Seems to me like she's not gonna call.

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That's what I've heard.

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-No idea what you're talking about.
-They're all the same.

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Promises on promises…

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So, how much for it, huh?

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-Huh?
-When's it ready?

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It'll be ready when it's ready.

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Yeah. Got it?

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I got you.

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I feel bad for the guy.

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Hasn't been a year and she's already
made him a cuckold, huh?

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Hello, Patryk. Is there something wrong?

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Not at all.

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Except that I spend my days
sitting at home,

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missing you so bad,
stuffing my face with chips,

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binge-watching all the 365 Days movies
to see if she comes back to him or not.

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She will.

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-You've watched it?
-I just know babe. Hey, listen to me.

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It's 5:00 in the morning.

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Oh, I'm… I'm sorry, I forgot. Mm. Ah…

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Well, it's just you haven't called me,
so I thought that… that--

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That you'd check up on me?

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But you trust me.

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Um, well… Well, I do.

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O-of course. You know that I trust you.

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Hey, gazda,

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shouldn't you be at work right about now?

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And I should be sleeping.

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Because they invited me on a real TV show,
so I have to get some rest.

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Knock 'em dead, honey.

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I have to go. Bye. Bye!

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Infant.

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And right, and left, and right.

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And together now. Together.

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Just a little warm-up
before the White Bear Ball.

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And again. Yay! And right. And right.
And again. Good job. Just like that.

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I'm waiting for you.

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Again, again. And push, and push.

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Hurry, hurry.

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Please excuse me, Monica.
I've got to talk to my colleague.

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Do you have to act like that?
Where are your manners? My goodness.

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Is shaking your ass, for tourist girls
considered proper manners?

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Hey, I always try to face the customer.

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That's a little hard to do
when you're dressed like that!

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There's an issue with the baptism.

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Didn't I tell you? That sister of yours
is just like a live grenade.

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-It's Patryk!
-What's the problem, huh?

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-He needs supervision.
-Why?

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Women are flocking to him. They sense
he's free, and he hasn't called her.

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And why would he call her?

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I'm worried he'll go crazy all over again.

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Of course he'll go crazy.

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He's an outsider. He put on our clothes,
but he sure doesn't have Goral honor.

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Whoa, hold it! That's my brother-in-law.

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Will you help me out?

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Can this wait for a bit?

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I have to finish the course
and after that I am at your disposal.

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Forgive us, miss.
I won't hold my friend any longer.

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Thank you for your understanding.

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Those are manners.

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Monica, come here, please.

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We're just gonna head that way.

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-Bye. See ya.
-Okay.

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-Bye.
-Okay right, and now left.

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One and two, and one.

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And one, and two.

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And one, and two.

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Come on, faster!

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Give me a kiss!

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Stilo is officially completed.

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But you said it was gonna be more extreme.

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Hey, I mean,
at least it wasn't a 30-meter wave, huh?

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-Actually, Wera--
-I know, I know, I know.

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First your ski tour in the mountains,
and then we go to Portugal.

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We can skip the mountains.

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-All right, let's go.
-Wait!

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No. First, a little surprise.

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I hate surprises.

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-You'll like this one. Come on! Let's go.
-All right.

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Okay.

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-Uh-huh.
-Uh-huh.

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I'm not really liking this, Kacper.

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Oh?

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Wanna race? Huh?

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-Okay!
-Oh, you!

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I win!

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Oh wow. How?

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Hmm?

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-So? You like?
-No.

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-For real?
-I'm kidding.

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Wera, just don't laugh,
this is a big question.

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Okay, you almost got me there.

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I've never been…
No, no, no, I've never been more serious.

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00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,400
-Kacper…
-Will you marry me?

244
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,560
Are you kidding me?

245
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,200
Seriously?

246
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,080
Hmm?

247
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,520
Yes.

248
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,240
I think we should do it our way.

249
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:21,080
Just the two of us and some sad little
clerk who doesn't speak the same language.

250
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,760
Somewhere on the road.

251
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,080
Maybe in Portugal? Huh?

252
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,400
Yeah, we'll see.

253
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,000
We'll see?

254
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,920
Huh? We're going, right?

255
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,800
Nazaré, our dream.

256
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:36,960
The biggest wave in the world.
When is that again? In February.

257
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,080
Next year.

258
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,120
You're kidding.

259
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,680
Oh no, Kacper, you took it.

260
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,440
Hey, that job was a pretty big deal.
It's a huge opportunity.

261
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,680
For us?

262
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,640
Kacper, for us?

263
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,240
Unbelievable.

264
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,440
So, what am I supposed to do then?

265
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:03,600
Sit in that scrap of rusty metal
down there and twiddle my thumbs, huh?

266
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,000
-Wera, listen to me.
-No, Kacper.

267
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,920
-No.
-Hey, but just wait!

268
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,240
-Wera! Wera!
-Leave me alone!

269
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:10,960
Screw you!

270
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,880
Wera! Hey!

271
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,120
-What is happening?
-Come here.

272
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,200
Come here, please.
You ruined everything. Everything!

273
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,400
Super!

274
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,680
Tell me something. Wouldn't it be nicer
to have a photo with the real thing?

275
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,600
Could we request
the original outfit?

276
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,280
The original outfit
is only for the bonfire.

277
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,200
-We still have room. Please join us.
-Um, does it include a kidnapping?

278
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,400
Come now.

279
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,640
Would you ask a Goral
how often it snows?

280
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,680
-No.
-Yes.

281
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,360
Come inside.

282
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,880
-Take notes!
-Okay.

283
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,560
Beautiful weather
we're having, huh?

284
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,560
Hey!

285
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,960
Uh, here you go, ladies, my compliments.

286
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,040
A glass of our local Litworówka.

287
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,040
So you can start the day.

288
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,520
-Oh, thanks so much.
-Thank you.

289
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,840
What brings you ladies
to our beautiful region?

290
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,440
Field research for an academic paper.

291
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,840
We're researchers.

292
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,600
I'm a PhD student, Pola,
and this is my assistant, Jola.

293
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,400
Jola, Pola, Po-Pola Jol… Patryk.

294
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:40,880
-Mm.
-Oh.

295
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,400
Jola, be a dear
and add a subsection to our paper

296
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:48,960
titled Psycho-bio-cultural
Tradition of Drinking.

297
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,400
What paper, sorry?

298
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,160
Carnival Traditions
and Group Customs in Podhale.

299
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,560
For the entire population.
Locals, tourists. Men too.

300
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,720
Mm, men are considered their own subset?

301
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,400
No offense,
but that's biology for you, right?

302
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,720
-Hello?
-Uh, one moment.

303
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,360
So I saw you are a traveler.
Am I right? Sahara?

304
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,880
Oh, right.
Coast to coast.

305
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,320
-Alone.
-Wow, on your own? The whole thing?

306
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,720
-From sea to shining sea.
-Jola, please, don't get excited.

307
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,920
-Hmm?
-How long did it take you?

308
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,960
Uh, two or three months, I'd say.

309
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,320
Uh-huh? You must have crawled.

310
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:28,800
I crossed it too.

311
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,640
-On a bike or…
-In an RV.

312
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,640
Classic alpha-meets-alpha
mirroring phenomenon.

313
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,280
I need a good car shop.
Can you recommend someone?

314
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,760
Why recommend one?

315
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,880
When you're talking to a pro.
I'm the best mechanic in the region.

316
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,600
Showing his feathers like a peacock.

317
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:51,120
-I think I'll look for someone else.
-Well, best of luck.

318
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,120
You as well.

319
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,280
Better luck with your next Sahara trip.

320
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,800
Hmm. Manipulation and misdirection
of the male,

321
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,040
but don't worry,
this is all just a setup for her return.

322
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,600
Huh. Man, never mind.

323
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,720
-Hmm. Did you make a note, Jola?
-"Not coming back." Yes.

324
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:12,560
You know, normally, if it was warm,
we'd take this bad boy out for a spin,

325
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,240
but you know what?

326
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,480
I actually think you ladies
should come to the White Bear Ball.

327
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,560
There will be a lot of research material
there, I promise. Live.

328
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,120
-Mm.
-Mm.

329
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,240
-Did you make a note of that?
-Yes.

330
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,000
Hey, Franek!

331
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,680
-Special delivery.
-Great!

332
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,960
That's great.

333
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,120
You know, my dear, I've gotta admit,

334
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,920
you've really done a perfect job
with all of it.

335
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,800
-Thanks so much.
-It's so nice to see.

336
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,200
-Wait, we only needed one box?
-Yeah, just one.

337
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,120
The others magically disappeared
from the storehouse.

338
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,560
-Which one?
-What are you talking about "which one"?

339
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,160
I've only got one storehouse.

340
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,560
-Ah.
-Hey, bears, bears!

341
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,760
How old are you?
Are you old enough to drink?

342
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,840
Show me some ID. Get out of here. Scram!

343
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,280
-So they disappeared, huh?
-Are you actually asking me?

344
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,280
You'd better ask Włodek.

345
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:09,440
He told me that some devils took the
Litworówka right out of the storehouse,

346
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,200
but I don't believe him.

347
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,000
I think he's up to something.

348
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,520
That big city reptile.

349
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,520
He thinks I'm not gonna find out.
That moron. But I will find out.

350
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,280
And when I do, he'll be
begging on his knees for forgiveness.

351
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,160
Well, then I'll take this
and move it over here.

352
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:29,240
-Hey, sonny, come here, we've gotta talk.
-Dad, not now. I'm busy.

353
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,400
With? Turning tradition into a circus?

354
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,080
Well, everybody likes it, Dad.
Times are changing.

355
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:39,920
Cha… They might be changing,
but not here in Podhale.

356
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,320
-Have you talked to Patryk?
-About?

357
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,120
The baptism! We'll be shamed
in front of 300 people.

358
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,800
Why 300 people? I thought…

359
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,160
It was only supposed to be
for our immediate family!

360
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,920
Jeez, we did, but things changed.
There'll be about 200 on our side.

361
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,800
What do you mean 200?

362
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,360
Well, word got out,
so more family came forward.

363
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,720
Are you kidding me, Dad?

364
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,640
Did you ask him? If he's called?

365
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,120
I mean Patryk.

366
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,640
Patryk, did you call?

367
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,480
I said I'll call. I called her.

368
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,440
Oh, you did? Well, what did she say?

369
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,840
Wait up!

370
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,920
Dad, what's wrong?

371
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,320
Nothing. Nothing at all.

372
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,520
Keep smiling, California.
Let's welcome a new day.

373
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,760
What is it like to be the Snow Queen
in the sunniest city in the world?

374
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,080
Fantastic!

375
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,920
All right, huge round of applause
for Miss Winter, everybody,

376
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,280
and I'll see you
right after a short break.

377
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,360
-Thank you very much.
-Thank you.

378
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,760
All right,
we've got it. Good job.

379
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,400
-What's up?
-We're ready for the next segment.

380
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,960
-Who's that?
-That would be Kasia.

381
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,880
Oh, it's the girl with the…
All right, got it. Thank you.

382
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,600
Thank you so much.

383
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,600
-Hi!
-Hi!

384
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,840
-Welcome to the show.
-Nice to meet you.

385
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,720
-How are you doing?
-Very good. How about you?

386
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:04,480
Thank you for asking. I'm really good.
Do you happen to have your phone on you?

387
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:05,520
Oh, yes, I do.

388
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:09,320
It might be interfering, so it's better
if the assistant takes it for you.

389
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,160
-Of course.
-Okay. Betty! Phone.

390
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,160
Oh, I, uh… I didn't turn it off.

391
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,360
No, no, no. Take it.
We're going on air in one minute, okay?

392
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,800
-It's a great idea.
-No!

393
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,720
If you back me up,
they won't have a choice, will they now?

394
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,720
You won't let a guy
order you around, right, Jagoda?

395
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,720
Just drop it!
Patryk and Kasia are the godparents.

396
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,280
-And if not?
-Then no baptism.

397
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:23,920
Ask if she called.

398
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,880
She just called!

399
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,920
-She called!
-She just called.

400
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,720
Hey, what's up? Did she call?

401
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,760
Hey! Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

402
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,080
Thank you all. Um…

403
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,880
Uh, everyone, I've gathered
you all here tonight, so I…

404
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,320
-So we can put an end to this.
-End what? What are we ending?

405
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,760
Maryla, please be quiet, okay?
I'm talking now.

406
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,800
Brother! Maybe not
in front of all these people?

407
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,880
Brother, yes, in front of people.

408
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,800
Yes.

409
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,880
Everyone! Everyone, in a bit,
we'll make a call to America,

410
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,840
where our pride,
the pride of Podhale, my sweetheart--

411
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,680
-Kasia!
-Yes, Maryla. Kasia.

412
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:21,720
Right, Kasia.

413
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,880
She has just been given a prestigious
award for creating a digital apiary.

414
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,320
Okay, calm down, calm down.

415
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,920
In a moment,
we'll all congratulate her.

416
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Oh, I've got a weird feeling.

417
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,040
This isn't going to end very well.

418
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:41,240
KASIA CONNECTING…

419
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,640
I'm so grateful for this award.

420
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,360
-Einstein said that if the bees died out--
-Yes?

421
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,160
…humanity would have
only four years left to live.

422
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,320
That's terrible.

423
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:55,240
But thanks to our digital project,
we have a chance to change that.

424
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,200
That's absolutely fascinating.

425
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,160
-Kasia?
-Hi there.

426
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,560
Gotta say,

427
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,680
you look way better in a hat.

428
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,800
Who are you? Where's Kasia?

429
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,640
I assume you're asking about Kate?

430
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:17,960
She's, um,

431
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,920
in the shower.

432
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,680
Can I take a message?

433
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,800
Is she with you? Are you together?

434
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,160
What do you think she came here for?

435
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:31,520
Research?

436
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,200
Learn to lose, mountain boy.

437
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,960
And, uh, say hello
to the white bears for me.

438
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,240
What?

439
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,600
Well, that's absolutely fascinating,
and this honey is so yummy.

440
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,040
And all those bees are so romantic.

441
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:08,760
So speaking of which,
something that no one saw coming.

442
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,440
Live, first time here
from our studio in Santa Monica,

443
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,000
let's keep our fingers crossed

444
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:19,280
and let's see if she can forgive!

445
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,320
What?

446
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,760
Come on.

447
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,240
Some big survival fan.

448
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,080
Camped out in a national park
at night, huh?

449
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,200
Hey!

450
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,720
Anyone here?

451
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:15,880
You can't park here.

452
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,360
-Sorry?
-You cannot park here.

453
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:23,920
I'm sorry but I'm not here on purpose.
I told you, I was looking for a car shop.

454
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,160
-I want to help you.
-Well, can you leave?

455
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,600
It's gonna be a cold night.

456
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,160
Very chilly.

457
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,440
I feel like I'm gonna be okay.

458
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,880
Could have just moved your truck.

459
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:37,520
Won't some Goral girl kick me out of here?

460
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,360
She might have once upon a time,
but not anymore.

461
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,920
Ah, welcome to the club.

462
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,440
-You plan on staying here long?
-Podhale is just a pit stop.

463
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,800
I should be miles from here by this time.

464
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,800
Where? In that piece of garbage?

465
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,880
Hey! Watch it, that's my home.

466
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,840
In Portugal.

467
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,520
-Where's this?
-Mauritania.

468
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,080
I did this trip in a month,
I will have you know.

469
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,560
-Ah.
-You travel solo too?

470
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,320
Yes I do. Can't you see?

471
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,440
I like to be unbothered.

472
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,320
Sleep downstairs. No snooping around.

473
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,400
Breakfast is at 7:00.
If you're not up, make it yourself.

474
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,680
Okay.

475
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,680
-But Maryla knows nothing!
-So?

476
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,160
You want to spend your life
running around Poland dressed like a bear?

477
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,040
You don't steal from your own, man.

478
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,240
I'm no Goral, am I?

479
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,640
Well, I am a Goral!

480
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,040
And either you tell her
or I'll do it myself.

481
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,320
Listen, If you keep quiet,

482
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,280
nobody will know anything
and everything will be fine.

483
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,400
We'll just move one batch, then another.

484
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,360
Another? Not a chance in hell!

485
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,920
Look me in the eye.

486
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,240
See?

487
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,200
You're lookin' at the most successful man
in Podhale.

488
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,280
What?

489
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,840
Oh! Nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming so quickly.

490
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,320
-What's up?
-Well, we have a perfect opportunity.

491
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:14,240
The godmother lost her wits in America.
So now the ceremony might not happen

492
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,840
and we'll have a surplus of liquor.

493
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,200
Hectoliters. Interested?

494
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:22,320
-No.
-But wait. It's a cash transaction,

495
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,480
Good destination. Moravia.

496
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:29,320
Come on, man. You've got… Uh, it's your
lucky day because I need a truck driver.

497
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,640
-No.
-But why not?

498
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,120
Because.

499
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,400
No worries, you can look.

500
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,120
I put on some underwear just for you.

501
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,160
Your ex's? What did he do to you?

502
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,720
He tried stealing my dreams.
Scrambled eggs?

503
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,680
Yes. Made from real eggs
from happy chickens.

504
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,800
Thanks for putting me up.

505
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,480
Oh, no problem.
I'll take a look at the RV soon.

506
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,080
Hmm.

507
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,480
Hey, get off my property!

508
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,440
Shut up!

509
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,200
-Drop the rock!
-What?

510
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,320
-I said, drop the rock.
-What?

511
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,040
Give it to me.

512
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,720
-Let go! Let go!
-Kacper!

513
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,240
-Well, there you go.
-Ow!

514
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,240
-You know him?
-Are you following me?

515
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,400
I'm getting my stuff back. Why'd you
steal my RV and my goddamn headphones?

516
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,200
-You stole the RV?
-Only technically.

517
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,000
You're not getting it back.

518
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,360
-So, whose is it? His or yours?
-Who's this?

519
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,640
Your new boyfriend? You sleep with him?

520
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,040
Yes, I slept with him, and it was amazing.

521
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:56,640
Good morning.

522
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,320
Could you explain to me
what the hell is going on here?

523
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,200
Put some snow on that.

524
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,000
She would have froze to death in that RV,
so I put her up.

525
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,400
Such a nice guy!

526
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,560
Come on, I just helped her out.
Nothing happened, babe.

527
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,080
-Hey, give me that.
-Get off!

528
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,960
-And it doesn't sound like that to me.
-She's talking nonsense!

529
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,880
And I'm not lying. Unlike others.

530
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,840
Wow, man.

531
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,120
Why… Why did you say he wouldn't be there?

532
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,360
Bob. And he sure was.

533
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,240
What the hell are you saying?

534
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:33,360
Everyone told me it would end badly.
But no, I said, "Let her go, let her go."

535
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,760
"I know I can trust my wife."

536
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,680
"I believe her."

537
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,240
Well, now half of Podhale
thinks I'm a cuckold.

538
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:42,280
Half of Podhale thinks you're a cuckold?
What are you talking about?

539
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,280
-Why are you back so soon?
-They kicked me out!

540
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,640
Come on, Kasia, you can do better
than that. Why didn't you call me?

541
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,920
I didn't have my phone on me.

542
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,800
-In bed with Bob.
-Huh?

543
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,040
Board.

544
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,480
-Backpack.
-Hey!

545
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,760
Ugh, there's some more of your stuff here.

546
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,440
Ugh, garbage from Indonesia.
I hated that stupid trip.

547
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:04,120
-Come on, it was your idea!
-Here's your mask. Here!

548
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,040
-Laptop.
-Well--

549
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,000
Your gloves. There.

550
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,280
-Be careful please.
-I really can't.

551
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,600
That's all. And forget about the RV.

552
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,360
It won't get you anywhere.
Unless maybe it gets towed.

553
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,360
-What now? Are you just gonna stay here?
-Why not?

554
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:25,400
Fantastic people, wonderful place. What
more could you want? Time to settle down.

555
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,800
Oh, now you want to. Hey!

556
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,080
Are you moving out?

557
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,360
No. It's my house.

558
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:41,000
Ah, you'll be living with the woman
who cheated on you, huh?

559
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,160
Come on, man.
Half of Podhale will be laughing at you.

560
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,880
Now you're stealing my lines.

561
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,160
Why don't you stay
with your little friend, huh?

562
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,480
My friend? That's right.
Right. With my friend, exactly!

563
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,560
In the RV.

564
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,040
Sounds good. I'll help.
I'll hold the door.

565
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,240
Great. Thank you very much.

566
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:05,160
If you want to stay, then stay. But I'll
stay as well until you decide to listen.

567
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,440
And where are you going to live, hm?

568
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,840
-Under a bridge?
-There are no bridges close by.

569
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,440
But there is accommodation.

570
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,320
And a place just freed up, right, gazda?

571
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,480
-Where's my tent?
-The basement.

572
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,960
Come on in! Make yourself comfortable.

573
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,640
-Let me help.
-Thank you.

574
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:32,160
Don't sleep in my bed.

575
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:55,440
I'm really sorry for this mess.

576
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:56,840
It's okay.

577
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,960
I'm happy to try to talk to her.

578
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,440
In Podhale, we handle these things
a little differently.

579
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,840
You know it's supposed to be -20 tonight?

580
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,960
Eh. I've slept in worse places.

581
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:16,360
As you wish.
If you freeze, you won't fix anything.

582
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:17,880
Right, right.

583
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,240
Sleep downstairs, don't walk
around the house, the bathroom's there.

584
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,840
Breakfast is at 7:00.
If you're not up, make it yourself.

585
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,520
Thank you.

586
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:48,920
Sure.

587
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,920
-I don't think he slept with her.
-Are you sure about that?

588
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,600
-I know him.
-Hmm.

589
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,360
I think.

590
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,040
So, uh, what's going on?

591
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,120
He doesn't trust me anymore
and he won't let me explain anything.

592
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:09,880
Welcome to the club.

593
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,960
Oh wow, what did you do to her?

594
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,280
Nothing. I proposed to her.

595
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,720
Are you an idiot,
or do you do extreme sports?

596
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,360
N… no. I just wanted
to build a life for us.

597
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,960
So you're an idiot.

598
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,920
Hey, come on now.

599
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,880
If she heard me out, it would all be okay.

600
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,200
Welcome to the club.

601
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,240
You see him? That Bob guy?

602
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,120
He came from America in an RV.

603
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,120
But he looks different.
He doesn't look like himself.

604
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,640
He's skinny like a twig.

605
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,600
-I don't think that's him.
-What do you mean?

606
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,680
Maybe he had plastic surgery.

607
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:12,360
In America, it's a very common decision,
getting plastic surgery.

608
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,120
What's that?

609
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,320
Kale. Want some?

610
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:22,120
It regulates cholesterol, hmm,
and raises your immunity.

611
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,040
Jesus Christ.

612
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:28,640
Hell will freeze over
before I start drinking blended cabbage.

613
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,880
If it's not him, then who is it?

614
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,920
Oh, Some third guy.

615
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:41,200
Your sister is unstable.
Just like your brother-in-law.

616
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:47,960
Ha! I'm telling you,
they're gonna live like this now.

617
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,240
Polyamorously.

618
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,720
It's a thing now, buddy.

619
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,880
The offer is still on the table.

620
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:58,560
My cousin from Twardorzeczka
can take Karolek to his baptism.

621
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,400
Not Kasia and Patryk.

622
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,400
It's a good, old-fashioned,
traditional Goral family.

623
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,840
Over my dead body.
No cousins from Twardorzeczka.

624
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,720
In a week, all of this will be sorted out.

625
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,280
There is not gonna be
anything left in a week.

626
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,680
Watch out, watch out! Hide!

627
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,200
He didn't let me explain
and judged me immediately.

628
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:21,920
But did you tell that Bob guy
to go to hell?

629
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,160
Come on, an entire SWAT team
came for my throat.

630
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,800
SWAT team? For one woman?

631
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,200
-Yeah.
-Oh, Kasia.

632
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:32,320
They closed off the entire floor.
There were police dogs searching the room.

633
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,280
An armed escort led me out of there.

634
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,520
Jagoda, the entire street
was blocked with police cars.

635
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,560
-Everywhere you look, police cars.
-The entire street was blocked?

636
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,680
They pushed me into a car,
took me to the airport,

637
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,960
hurled me on to an airplane
and off I went.

638
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:50,120
The FBI, the CIA,
the entire United States against Kasia!

639
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,120
Oh, give it a rest.

640
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,200
You don't believe me?

641
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:56,720
No, Kasia, we believe you. We do.

642
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,680
Okay, we believe you. Yeah.

643
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,760
But the thing is, my sweetheart,
you could have called.

644
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,840
-My phone got stolen.
-Yeah.

645
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,040
Oh, Kasia, this is all too much.

646
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,760
-You don't believe me!
-I'm telling you, we believe you.

647
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,080
But the men will never believe you.

648
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,640
You know, the air's pretty thin
all the way up here in the mountains,

649
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:22,640
so their brains are smaller and slower.

650
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:25,880
-They've lost a few marbles!
-Such is life. Let's drink.

651
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:26,840
No, not you.

652
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,280
Okay. Things will work out.

653
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,240
Buddy, leave it. You'll hurt yourself.

654
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,440
-I'm already in pain, my guy, don't worry.
-Don't mess with the wood.

655
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,960
Why? Ah, 'cause it's yours?

656
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,080
-That's right.
-Oh.

657
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,480
Give it here. I can't stand it.
Don't wave it like it's a baseball bat.

658
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:57,480
Wow.

659
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,080
-Yeah. Years of practice.
-I can see.

660
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,920
-Where'd you practice?
-Taiga, tundra, Siberia.

661
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,920
You probably wouldn't know.
Only men go there.

662
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,200
Now you just watch the lumberjack
do his thing.

663
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:15,720
Uh…

664
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,320
All right.

665
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,480
All right.

666
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,400
-It's… It's not balanced right.
-Yeah? May I?

667
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,400
You sure about that?
I don't know. Seems fine to me.

668
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,600
-Just luck.
-Yeah?

669
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,120
Hold on.

670
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,160
How's that, huh?

671
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,320
If you want wood, go gather some twigs.

672
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,240
Hey!

673
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,400
What the hell are these barrels even for?

674
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,480
-It's a smoke screen.
-Why are they so big though?

675
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,560
This is important.
So we need serious smoke screens.

676
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,480
But what are we supposed to put in them?

677
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,920
Your job, is to handle him. I've got her.
That's the plan.

678
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,840
But, uh, what am I supposed
to say to Patryk?

679
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,600
Must I do everything?

680
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,800
You know you've got a brain.
Figure it out.

681
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,600
Oh, damn it!

682
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,640
What the hell
do I need these barrels for?

683
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,680
Well, how about wine?

684
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,560
Look, I've got three signature bottles,
not a whole vineyard.

685
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:29,800
Then maybe…
Maybe you can brew some Slivovitz?

686
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,160
What the hell
do I need Slivovitz for, huh?

687
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:34,920
Jesus of Nazareth.

688
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,880
Don't make this so hard.

689
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,440
Well…
Maybe you could start ice swimming?

690
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,200
These are great barrels for ice swimming.

691
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,840
Ice swimming is trendy now. Good for you.
Hey, you going to the bonfire?

692
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,320
Everything's already been set up.
You'll be fine.

693
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,080
Hmm. Are the tourist girls gonna be there?

694
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,360
I've had enough of tourist girls for now.
Franek can help you.

695
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,600
Yeah, help me.

696
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,520
He's with Karolek.
Kasia was supposed to help.

697
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,080
You going?

698
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,040
-Nah.
-Come on, man, you've gotta go.

699
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,520
Just come. Come on!

700
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:10,600
You ice swim?

701
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:14,680
Yeah.

702
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,320
-Only when it's -20 though.
-Mm.

703
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:21,360
Pretty weak.

704
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,520
-Yeah?
-Yeah, yeah.

705
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,280
Hello, sister.

706
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,640
Hello, yourself.

707
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,560
Don't just stand there. Go on.

708
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:04,080
Kasia, whatever happened
in America, stays in America.

709
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,600
-Your relationship, your issues. But--
-No.

710
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,040
Stop.

711
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,560
-Are you swingers or what?
-Why? You want in on it?

712
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,600
-Don't joke. All of Podhale is buzzing.
-Let them!

713
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,560
What are you? A fricking news station?

714
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,320
A what? What news station?

715
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,040
Sister, I came here
to ask for your help with the bonfire.

716
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,880
Have your gazda from Warsaw help you.

717
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,400
He turned me down.

718
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,200
W… we can't do it on our own.

719
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,880
So? Please.

720
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,240
No.

721
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,120
Well, you have to!

722
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,880
3 PEAKS JOURNEY AND VACATION CENTER

723
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,960
Here you are.

724
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,440
Thank you.

725
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,440
Wacuś, Wacuś! Hurry, come here.

726
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,360
They came. Aha!

727
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:03,560
Huh. Soon, you'll witness
a mighty love affair at play.

728
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:08,240
A passionate one
that will set the Tatra mountains on fire!

729
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,120
Hey!

730
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:15,320
Maybe we can forget about this?

731
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,720
We won't forget anything. Let's go!

732
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:24,920
So It seems to me like we're not gonna see
any fires today, my friend.

733
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,840
Keep working
on those love stories though, buddy.

734
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:35,040
-Hey! How are the sausages?
-Not bad.

735
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,120
Hey!

736
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:18,920
He's something, right?

737
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,640
Excuse me?

738
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,680
Typical representative
of a young Podhale guy.

739
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:27,400
I thought I'd be first,
but then that girl turned up.

740
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,480
I'm just telling you this
because I heard you had issues.

741
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,440
Just a rumor.

742
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,600
It's a bit surprising
since it's the females that choose a mate,

743
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,080
but there's no accounting for taste.

744
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,640
Whatever floats your boat.

745
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,640
Oh!

746
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:45,480
Burned my sausage.

747
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,600
Excuse me, could you help?

748
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:04,760
-Cheers to a great bonfire.
-I'm gonna get my gloves from the car.

749
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:06,960
They're right here.

750
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,720
Yeah, but they're soaked.

751
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,720
-Here.
-Thanks!

752
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,600
-Please.
-There you go.

753
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,560
May I have two?

754
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,960
Oh yeah, um…
Ah, we've just run out. I'm sorry.

755
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,920
-Here you go.
-Ah, too bad.

756
00:48:24,240 --> 00:48:26,200
The Litworówka's must be gone too, hm?

757
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,200
Oh no. Not that.

758
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:29,960
Want a drink?

759
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,800
With who? With you?

760
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,440
Yeah, with me.

761
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,400
You chicken?

762
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:38,560
Whoo!

763
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,000
Other way.

764
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,160
Oh, watch out!

765
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:46,800
Come on!

766
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,640
Oh, why don't you give him a break?

767
00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:00,560
I'm sorry, and who asked you?

768
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,760
Tell me, how long
will you be camping on my land?

769
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,120
Wow. That wasn't very nice.

770
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,200
Wasn't trying to be.

771
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,800
Trust me. If I could,
I wouldn't be here any longer

772
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,760
and I'd be doing
something completely different.

773
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,840
Like what? Living your little dream?

774
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,680
That's what I'm doing at this very moment.

775
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,000
Yeah? By hitting on my man? Great!

776
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:22,160
Hey!

777
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:23,680
Enough!

778
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:26,720
What's the matter? We're just having fun.

779
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,040
You're the best. You won.

780
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,920
-Leave him alone. He's taken.
-We're leaving.

781
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,760
-But I didn't mean that. I…
-Don't waste your breath.

782
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,240
-Kasia?
-Yeah?

783
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,360
You really helped me out. Thanks.

784
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,800
No worries. In Podhale,
you'd better watch out.

785
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,040
-What's this?
-Uh…

786
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,920
I'm a fixer.
I fix mistakes that pop up in video games.

787
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,960
-Oh.
-That other people made. Hmm.

788
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,320
Too bad you can't fix
the problems in your own life, huh?

789
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,440
You really know
how to cheer up a guy.

790
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:09,960
That wasn't my intention.

791
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,520
Could you tell me
where the hell I went wrong?

792
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,040
-You want to get her back?
-Yeah.

793
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,560
First of all,
stop thinking you're the victim.

794
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:25,640
Okay.

795
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:30,600
Second of all, they want an affair?
We'll give it to 'em.

796
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:48,760
Uh-huh…

797
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:56,920
What's going in there?

798
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,960
Lomilomi.

799
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:03,880
What?

800
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,600
Massage of the loving hands.

801
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,080
He's a master at those.

802
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:11,600
Sexaholic.

803
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,800
Is it pleasant?

804
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,560
Mm-hmm. Very.

805
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,760
-There's no such massage.
-Yeah, there is.

806
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:21,920
He learned it in Hawaii.

807
00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:25,640
Unfortunately, any woman
melts at his touch.

808
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,360
-How is it? Everything okay?
-Mm-hmm.

809
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,120
I'll melt his face off.

810
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,560
-Enough.
-But… but…

811
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,280
It's great. Excellent massage.

812
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,440
But I haven't even started.

813
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:22,240
Oh, well. Worst case,
we postpone the baptism.

814
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,160
Why would you?

815
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:27,120
Just because my life fell apart
doesn't mean yours has to.

816
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,640
Hey, Kasia.

817
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:32,040
Are you just gonna
let Patryk go like that?

818
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,120
He's a good man.

819
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:36,000
And for a surfer?

820
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,640
Come on, back off!

821
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:41,440
Well, he's no Belmondo,
but they say he's good with his hands.

822
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,640
-Hey, hey, hey!
-Please, he's still just a kid.

823
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,120
-He's so talented!
-How do you know?

824
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,840
I just know! I may be a new mom,
but I've got a lot of life left to live.

825
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,480
Hey, mother, mother, watch it.

826
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:52,360
He's not your type at all. Mine either.

827
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:56,040
But I have heard one touch of his
makes a woman go wild.

828
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,280
Not me. I'm too strong.

829
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,640
-Hey, Kasia.
-Yeah?

830
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,560
I think you should
seriously think this over.

831
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,760
What am I supposed to think over?

832
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:10,400
It's been going on too long. Too long!

833
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,160
Everyone knows you're as stubborn
as a mule.

834
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:17,160
Patryk is no better. That's obvious.

835
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,720
But pulling those outsider kids
into your fight is just so…

836
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,160
I'm pulling them?

837
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:24,600
-Oh no?
-Patryk started it.

838
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,480
I actually want to help them.

839
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:27,520
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

840
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,440
How?

841
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,000
Hey, is that, uh,
board of yours any good or…?

842
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,000
Probably better than your skis.

843
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,800
Wanna find that out?

844
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,760
Right now? Or do you wanna
wait for an audience?

845
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:53,680
Now.

846
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,480
Just the two of us.

847
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,000
Seems flat.

848
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,120
Well, we've gotta walk.

849
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,440
-Just a few meters.
-Mm-hmm?

850
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,160
-Maybe more.
-Maybe more?

851
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:36,600
Do you mean a kilometer? Or a few?

852
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,120
Should I call a helicopter?

853
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,400
What's with the board?

854
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,280
Are you gonna wobble up there?

855
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,680
What took you so long?
I was beginning to get bored.

856
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,440
You okay?

857
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,120
Yeah. Disappointed?

858
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:37,760
Ow.

859
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:51,720
Hey, are you okay?

860
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:53,680
Why? Are you worried?

861
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,760
Of course not. Are you kidding?

862
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,280
-It was your idea?
-No. No.

863
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:00,960
-Mine.
-What?

864
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,120
Well, he wanted to see the sights,
so I couldn't tell him no.

865
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
-Are the two of you nuts?
-Come on, Wera.

866
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,800
What happens next?
You'll kill yourself with axes?

867
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,040
-Kasia, what do you mean, axes? Kasia!
-Wera!

868
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,160
-Wait up! Can you listen to me?
-Hey, just…

869
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:23,560
Want me to give you a massage?

870
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,440
-Oh, massage yourself.
-Ow! Ow!

871
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,720
-Hey!
-Oh, damn it.

872
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:29,560
Give me that.

873
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,040
I'm coming in.

874
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,720
Coming in!

875
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,120
Uh…

876
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,960
Excuse me, but I thought that…

877
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:57,000
No, no, Everything is okay. It's okay.

878
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,360
I'll go to the… to the… the chair.

879
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,720
Kasia! Wait.

880
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,120
I'll go with you.

881
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,880
No, I need some alone time to think.

882
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,320
Well, I could use that too.

883
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,040
-I'll go.
-I really need to be alone Kacper.

884
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:29,760
Just give me a few minutes
I'll go get changed. Okay?

885
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,000
Your keys.

886
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,400
What do you got going on this morning?

887
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,600
Whoa!

888
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,440
Here. Give me your hand.
Come here.

889
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:16,280
Oh!

890
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,640
Come on.

891
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:29,560
I need a sec.

892
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:43,600
It's beautiful.

893
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,240
It was, before you went
and ruined everything.

894
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,280
Wera, I'm not finished.
It was just one of the options.

895
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:53,360
-I haven't given them an answer.
-Do they remind you of anyone?

896
01:01:58,920 --> 01:01:59,760
Us?

897
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:02,840
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

898
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,840
-Kacper, please.
-Wera, we just had to talk it over a bit.

899
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:13,040
-But you ran away.
-Hmm.

900
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,320
It was always an uphill battle
for us. You know?

901
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:19,880
Always.

902
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:27,480
Don't ruin this place even more for me.

903
01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,440
That bastard! I'll kill him.

904
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:07,280
-Maryla, I don't know if this will work.
-It will, it will.

905
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:11,040
It always does, you'll see.
They won't do anything on their own now.

906
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:13,000
They're angrily running in circles.

907
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,440
Ah. Silly little things.

908
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,920
I think my father and my father-in-law
are up to no good

909
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,680
That's what I'm afraid of too!

910
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:24,840
Holy cow!

911
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:26,920
I don't believe it!

912
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,520
Saints give me patience.
Saints give me patience!

913
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:34,480
Because if I lose my nerve, Holy Mother
of Jesus herself won't stop me.

914
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:35,800
I'll tear him apart!

915
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,480
I'll tear him in half, skin him alive,

916
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:40,120
take him out to the forest
and throw him to the wolves!

917
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,240
That damn weasel. He'll pay for this!

918
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:44,760
I'm calling him.

919
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:55,000
No reason to be worried.
It's all good, really.

920
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,560
Everything is ready, like I promised.

921
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,800
Who do you think
you're talking to, you idiot?

922
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:02,720
Oh. Maryla.

923
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:07,600
I… I thought it was this guy who
I'm meeting later. We're getting a drink.

924
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,080
Where's my Litworówka?

925
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:12,760
-What do you mean? The storehouse.
-Yeah?

926
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,880
In the storehouse? The empty one?

927
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:17,760
You think I'm blind?

928
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:20,360
There's nothing here!
Where did you take it all?

929
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:24,400
Uh, hello? Uh, I can't hear you.
You're… breaking up.

930
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:26,960
I can't hear you a-at all. Huh, huh.

931
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:31,440
He hung up. He hung up!

932
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:33,560
I'll kill that brainless dimwit!

933
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:38,560
Hello? Uh, pardon me,
about the Litworówka…

934
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,280
Well, we just came
upon a minor complication.

935
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,120
The situation is quite dynamic.

936
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:48,280
-Should we be concerned?
-No. No need to worry. I--

937
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,800
Okay.

938
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:17,400
Hey, um, where's my masterpiece?

939
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,960
It's a masterpiece,
but it's been released.

940
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:23,480
-They picked it up.
-Who did?

941
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:27,440
Kasia. She said you agreed, right?

942
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,840
Holy cow.

943
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:33,560
Want some cheese from Toruń?

944
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,240
Goddamn it!

945
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:42,240
Oh, goddamn it. From the market.

946
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,120
Okay, So it's like that, huh?

947
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:58,640
Stealing my sleigh?

948
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,400
I brought it back
so you could run in the race.

949
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:05,280
I left everything behind for you.

950
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:06,560
Did I ask for that?

951
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,000
I parade around in a sheepskin waistcoat.

952
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:13,320
I'm now an expert at making smoked cheese.
I even carve little Jesus figurines!

953
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:14,520
-Jesus?
-As a hobby.

954
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:15,680
Don't be ridiculous.

955
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:19,960
Kasia.

956
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,200
It was supposed to be our race.

957
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:26,520
Now it's just yours.

958
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,520
Cool it, Patryk.

959
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:48,120
-Don't…
-Stay.

960
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:53,120
Don't you have a watch?
Why are you 30 minutes late? What the…

961
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:56,360
W… what were you doing?
Seducing little tourist girls again?

962
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,240
Of course I wasn't. Not at all.

963
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:01,200
Their holiday ended,
so I was just saying farewell. Again.

964
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,560
I have a plan. A good one.

965
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:04,760
A plan?

966
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:07,400
Plan B. We have to isolate the young ones.

967
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:08,640
Oh, is that all?

968
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,880
We'll discuss details over a bottle, eh?

969
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:15,360
Kale again? Blah!

970
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:17,000
Litworówka.

971
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:22,240
So that our plan doesn't shrivel up
once we manage to set it in motion.

972
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,320
Here's to your health.

973
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,120
Thank you.Mm.

974
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:31,760
Ah. Mm. Back in action. Good man!

975
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,480
So, tell me, tell me, tell me.

976
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:34,600
Well, so listen.

977
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,600
What's it going to be?
How are we doing this?

978
01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,800
-Not too cold?
-Nah.

979
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,800
it was colder in the Himalayas.

980
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:51,000
Wanna join?

981
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,160
-Gladly.
-Are you sure?

982
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:55,080
Of course!

983
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,840
One, two, three! Sha!

984
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:32,320
Whoo. Ah. Whoo.

985
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:45,160
I… if you're cold,
just get out, eh?

986
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:50,560
Uh, it's all good.
I scuba dived under ice.

987
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:53,960
Sure. More like dry ice.

988
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:00,280
I'm not cold. No, no.

989
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:10,160
Oh my gosh.

990
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,840
You two really are crazy, huh?

991
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:16,840
You wanted me to cool it, right?

992
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:19,840
Sing, sing!

993
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:31,960
Mm-hmm.

994
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:34,040
Mm-hmm.

995
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:37,480
No reaction to light.
They'll soon fall into a coma.

996
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:44,480
Oh gosh. We need rubbing therapy.

997
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:52,160
Well, then. I'll get
the pine twigs, I guess.

998
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,080
A few.

999
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:56,280
-Not the twigs, not the twigs!
-Shush.

1000
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,640
I've got some bear fat.

1001
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:01,200
Why are you just standing there?
Take care of your man.

1002
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:02,360
He's not mine.

1003
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:05,200
Hmm.

1004
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:07,680
What is she… What is she talking about?

1005
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,080
Trust me, you don't wanna know.

1006
01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:21,920
Maryla, you were right.

1007
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,400
There's no time. Let's do it.

1008
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:29,520
Come in.

1009
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:33,520
-Are you alone?
-Patryk's on his way.

1010
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:37,000
You started this madness,
so you'll help end it.

1011
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:39,320
-We need to talk.
-Okay, sit.

1012
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:40,320
But not here.

1013
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:48,480
-Did you talk to Kasia?
-Sure did.

1014
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:50,960
-And?
-She'll be here soon.

1015
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:52,920
-Great. Here we go.
-Hey, I'm here.

1016
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,120
-Okay.
-Hey.

1017
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:55,120
Wonderful.

1018
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:57,360
You're making Litworówka
a day before the parade?

1019
01:10:57,440 --> 01:10:59,160
-Yeah.
-There's not enough time.

1020
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:01,880
No, there is.
If you help us there is, right?

1021
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:05,040
We really appreciate it.
We wouldn't make it in time otherwise.

1022
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:07,000
Sure thing. What do you need?

1023
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:11,640
How about you bring the bottles? They're
behind the second door, next to the broom.

1024
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:12,880
-In here?
-Right there.

1025
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:15,040
-You'll find them, bring them.
-Hurry up!

1026
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:16,840
Hey, what's going on?

1027
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:18,880
-Yes!
-Let me out of here!

1028
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:28,560
Hmm.

1029
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:36,760
Are you for real?

1030
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:41,400
You've gotta just listen to me.

1031
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:42,360
Never mind.

1032
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,800
-Open it already!
-They won't open.

1033
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:48,080
Stop kidding around. Open the door!

1034
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:53,440
Maryla, just let us out! Open up now.

1035
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:57,320
I told you, they'll only open
after we've talked.

1036
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,680
I haven't slept with Patryk.

1037
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:05,440
I haven't slept with Kacper.

1038
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:07,880
So what's this all about then?

1039
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:11,280
The man I love thinks I'm deceitful.

1040
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:12,480
Mm.

1041
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:16,560
Patryk thinks the world of you.
That's why he's losing it.

1042
01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:21,520
And Kacper wants
to change himself for you.

1043
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,160
-You know what that means?
-Yes.

1044
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:25,680
Oh please.

1045
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:29,120
I'm the master of screwing everybody over.

1046
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,040
Sometimes we need to let go.

1047
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:34,720
Hmm.

1048
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:37,560
You don't always have to be right.

1049
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:46,120
Did you check the starter?
It should be… Oh, there.

1050
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:51,120
Don't lecture me on starters.
I was born with that knowledge.

1051
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,440
-But you haven't looked in here too often.
-Mm-hmm.

1052
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:55,400
Hold this for me.

1053
01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:00,560
Listen, if you think
Kasia and I did anything…

1054
01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:03,640
Come on, man, she's out of your league.

1055
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:05,360
Mm. And Wera's out of yours.

1056
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,120
Oh crap!

1057
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,280
-It's nice.
-Right?

1058
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:14,280
-Old-school.
-Thanks.

1059
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:19,800
-Have you ever even touched the starter?
-Not that long ago, but…

1060
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:23,280
I've got repair footage on my laptop.
I'll bring it here.

1061
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:27,480
-And the original wrench should be inside.
-Well, then, go. Quickly, hurry, hurry.

1062
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,080
Did you make up
or kill each other?

1063
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:38,760
Did you make up?

1064
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,160
I'm not hearing anything.

1065
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,760
Come on! Did you make up
or kill each other?

1066
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,120
Yeah, yeah, we made up.

1067
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,200
Ha! See? Told you. It works every time.

1068
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:49,480
-So let's open up.
-Yeah.

1069
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,120
Oh, um, did you send the video?

1070
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:53,360
-Yeah, I did it from an anonymous account.
-That's great.

1071
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:56,160
Thank your American friend
for arranging it. Come on, get 'em out.

1072
01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:58,080
If I hadn't set him up,
he wouldn't have helped.

1073
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:00,280
-Stop talking. Open up!
-Maryla, it was no big…

1074
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:05,720
-There.
-There!

1075
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:09,440
-End of captivity.
-There you go, girls!

1076
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:12,520
-Can we go now?
-Where? Where? We've got work to do!

1077
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:15,960
If you didn't argue so much, you wouldn't
have had to stay in there so long.

1078
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:18,640
Stop talking. Get to work.

1079
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:21,160
And remember,

1080
01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:22,800
above everything else,

1081
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:26,080
together we stand,

1082
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:27,640
divided we fall.

1083
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:30,520
Well, let's drink to unity
and a job well done.

1084
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:31,440
Not you.

1085
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:33,560
There!

1086
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:37,640
Delicious!

1087
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:50,520
-Live, first time here…
-What the hell?

1088
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:52,280
…from our studio
in Santa Monica,

1089
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:54,040
let's keep our fingers crossed

1090
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:55,280
and let's see

1091
01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:58,720
if she can forgive!

1092
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:01,520
-Kate.
-Yes!

1093
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,000
I forgive you.

1094
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:05,920
Will you marry me?

1095
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:08,040
I don't believe this.

1096
01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:10,680
Shove those flowers up your ass.

1097
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:12,440
Turn off the camera.

1098
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,520
Oh!

1099
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:16,400
Holy crap.

1100
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:20,200
-Oh my God. Somebody stop her!
-Hey, that's my guitar!

1101
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,400
-Security!
-That's my Goral girl.

1102
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:25,680
-Security!
-Easy. Calm down.

1103
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:28,200
What fucking chance?

1104
01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:30,000
I'm calm. I am calm.

1105
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:33,280
Kate, easy. Hey! Hey!

1106
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:34,800
Man, she's crazy.

1107
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:36,520
-Cut the cameras!
-Oh!

1108
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:37,480
Well…

1109
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,080
…life happened.

1110
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:41,680
And this is live television.

1111
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:43,920
So let's cut to commercial break.

1112
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:50,680
Lights out.

1113
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:55,200
Look at them squirming.

1114
01:15:55,280 --> 01:16:00,040
Just like worms.

1115
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:03,080
-It… it's not her!
-She wasn't there.

1116
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:05,040
Why… why the brother-in-law?

1117
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:07,240
I had to,
or he'd have given us up.

1118
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:09,680
Quiet!

1119
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:13,120
Plan C. Regroup.

1120
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:19,480
-Come on, giddyap!
-Quiet!

1121
01:16:29,760 --> 01:16:31,680
-Quiet!
-Hyah! Hyah!

1122
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:33,280
Giddyap!

1123
01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:38,720
Tighter. Tighter!

1124
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:41,160
Shush, brother.

1125
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:43,760
It's nothing personal.
We had to improvise.

1126
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:45,640
The girl wasn't there.

1127
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:49,400
-Hold it, hold it.
-I'm holding!

1128
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:53,520
Stop screaming now!

1129
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:55,280
You'll thank us later.

1130
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:58,720
Take this. Here's a hat.

1131
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:01,040
So you don't catch a cold.

1132
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:03,800
I got one for him too.

1133
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,520
A nice winter hat. You're welcome

1134
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:09,520
You'll stay here until morning.
Get some rest.

1135
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:11,240
-You can think about your choices.
-Yes.

1136
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:13,120
-Maybe even be friends again.
-Yeah.

1137
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:15,840
Wait. Whose is this?

1138
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:21,640
-This isn't me.
-Don't look at me. It's not mine.

1139
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:24,640
-Then whose?
-How would I know?

1140
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:25,560
How would I?

1141
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:28,440
Plan D.

1142
01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:30,480
Horses.

1143
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,160
Stay, stay, stay.

1144
01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:43,400
Stay!

1145
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:46,400
Go! Go.

1146
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:49,760
Go!

1147
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:52,200
Hyah!

1148
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:04,200
Why are you here?

1149
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:07,960
Oh no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!

1150
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:09,040
Lights out.

1151
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:13,320
I will not forgive this.
You're going to jail.

1152
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,560
We? You're stealing from your own!

1153
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:17,600
Really? You're biting
the hand that feeds you?

1154
01:18:18,320 --> 01:18:22,280
Taking hostages. Imprisonment.
The possibility of a wild animal attack?

1155
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:24,120
Do you see any here?

1156
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,800
I'll put it this way, Włodek.

1157
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:28,400
You don't say anything to anyone
and we won't either.

1158
01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:31,720
And if you're good, we might even

1159
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,800
not tell Maryla a single thing.

1160
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:38,000
In the morning, there'll be nothing here,
including that contraband of yours.

1161
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,440
That's our mutual solution.

1162
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:42,120
But my crime isn't as punishable
as your crime.

1163
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:43,920
That's according to the criminal code.

1164
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:48,160
What crime are you talking about?
Jędruś, do you see any crime around here?

1165
01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:49,680
Where?

1166
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:52,920
All right, how about it? Deal?

1167
01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:57,480
And with Maryla?

1168
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:03,680
Yeah.

1169
01:19:54,520 --> 01:19:56,840
-That's how it went!
-Really?

1170
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:02,920
Okay, I'll talk to him tomorrow.

1171
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:04,600
Wanna come in?

1172
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:08,000
Ah, no thanks.
I'll talk to him in the morning.

1173
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:11,520
Wera?

1174
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:14,440
Thanks.

1175
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:20,760
I'm coming in!

1176
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,920
Why did Kacper leave his phone here?

1177
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:31,720
That's why he's not picking up.

1178
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:37,040
Patryk isn't picking up either.

1179
01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:39,840
Maybe they're off
to the mountains again?

1180
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:41,600
No, it's the day of the race.

1181
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:46,040
-Maybe they went together?
-Together? Nah, come on.

1182
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:47,760
The sleigh.

1183
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:52,880
Well…

1184
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:55,960
I know
who we need to ask. Let's go.

1185
01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:13,720
Chill out!

1186
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:16,480
What the hell was that?

1187
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:23,520
A Goral kidnapping.
Welcome to the country.

1188
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:24,760
Enjoy yourself.

1189
01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:27,800
Hey, you're just gonna
leave me here to die? Untie me!

1190
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:36,080
Yeah.

1191
01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:39,800
Yeah. Could you chase it off
with a sausage somehow?

1192
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:42,160
All right. We've got a problem.

1193
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:45,560
-What are you talking about?
-Um, we gotta go to the shack.

1194
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,720
Włodek, I told you last night
that everything's set. Don't panic.

1195
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,360
A bear came down from the mountain.
They're closing off the valley.

1196
01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:55,200
If it came down, mm,
it will walk around and go away.

1197
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:56,200
Who came down?

1198
01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:00,440
Uh…

1199
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:04,800
Drink. It'll warm you up.

1200
01:22:05,480 --> 01:22:09,320
Are you all completely insane?
Do you not have enough oxygen out here?

1201
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:15,960
Dude, you've got a phone?
You should've called for help immediately.

1202
01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:17,680
I was tied up, remember?

1203
01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:21,640
Crap. Kasia called me, like, ten times.

1204
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:24,000
So, were they here or were they not?

1205
01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:27,720
Maybe they were, maybe they weren't.

1206
01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:31,480
W… what am I,
a news station or something?

1207
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:34,960
Uh, maybe they're at the parade, huh?

1208
01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:39,160
-What was that?
-Probably a groundhog.

1209
01:22:43,720 --> 01:22:45,520
Groundhog? It's a bear!

1210
01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:51,920
-Hey, hey, hey! Let's get out of here!
-Shush.

1211
01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:56,880
Yeah.

1212
01:22:57,560 --> 01:23:00,160
That's a very good idea. Hmm?

1213
01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:03,960
A bear runs at 60 kilometers an hour.

1214
01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:06,440
Can you run at 70 kilometers an hour?

1215
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:07,880
Mm-mm.

1216
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:09,240
Then chill out.

1217
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:16,080
What are you doing?

1218
01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:20,280
I'm googling how to defeat it.

1219
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:23,880
Hey!

1220
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:26,200
My Litworówka.

1221
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:29,160
Was that all your doing? Huh?

1222
01:23:30,440 --> 01:23:33,600
Because some businessmen
from the Czech Republic

1223
01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:35,400
came to pick up the goods.

1224
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:37,640
Excuse me, uh, what goods?

1225
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:40,320
Oh, you're asking me? You don't know?

1226
01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:45,040
Gentlemen, I can assure you
that no matter what happens,

1227
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:48,400
you will get the goods that were promised.

1228
01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:51,320
But I'm afraid
there will be an extra charge.

1229
01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:12,400
Are you completely insane?
Setting strangers against your own family?

1230
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:14,200
Where's Patryk and Kacper? Talk!

1231
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:19,160
I don't know. Sister, Kasia,
free your brother this instant or I sw--

1232
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:22,840
Sweetheart,

1233
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:25,320
we did it all for you, I promise!

1234
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:27,160
Are you serious, Dad? What was for us?

1235
01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:28,680
Everything. Everything!

1236
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:30,960
Now him!

1237
01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:35,400
It wasn't me. They are the ones who
left people to be eaten by wild animals!

1238
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:36,800
Where?

1239
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:40,240
In Grandpa Jasiek's shack.

1240
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:42,840
If it comes up to you,
don't look it in the eye.

1241
01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:45,520
Or… Or… Or what?
If you look, you'll fall in love?

1242
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:48,920
-Do you have any weapons?
-I've got a bear repellant spray.

1243
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,240
-Take it out!
-I left it at home.

1244
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:54,160
"Talk in a calm tone of voice.
Hide behind a tree."

1245
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:55,480
"Bears have very poor eyesight."

1246
01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:59,280
"If there are no trees,
show it that you're human?"

1247
01:24:59,360 --> 01:25:01,400
Who writes these things?

1248
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:30,440
-Kacper!
-Sh! Shush.

1249
01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:31,920
Come on.

1250
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:18,320
Is it gone?

1251
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:27,760
You really came down
from the mountain to save me?

1252
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:31,640
No. Kasia gave me a lift.

1253
01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:33,800
Damn.

1254
01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:35,400
I love you.

1255
01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:47,720
I haven't slept with either him or Bob,
or anyone else.

1256
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:48,960
Do you believe me?

1257
01:26:50,440 --> 01:26:51,320
Yeah.

1258
01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:55,400
And I promise I didn't sleep with Wera.

1259
01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:57,160
I know.

1260
01:26:59,000 --> 01:26:59,960
Do you forgive me?

1261
01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:08,240
You've met your match, huh?

1262
01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:25,640
Hurry, hurry, hurry!

1263
01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:30,600
Hmm.Sweet thing.

1264
01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:35,840
Well, what do you think?

1265
01:27:35,920 --> 01:27:38,040
Golden Arrow. Beautiful, huh?

1266
01:27:38,120 --> 01:27:40,720
Beautiful. But will it hold up, gazda?

1267
01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:44,280
It'll run, it'll run. Don't worry,
gentlemen. I'll be taking the gold.

1268
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,200
-We'll see.
-We'll see.

1269
01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:47,840
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

1270
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:50,760
Before you talk a big game, you better
put your money where your mouth is.

1271
01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:54,360
Uh-huh. Just be prepared to lose.
You need to learn how to.

1272
01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:56,040
-"Learn how to lose"
-Lose?

1273
01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:57,880
-Come on, let's go.
-Let's go.

1274
01:27:57,960 --> 01:27:58,920
Look here.

1275
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,240
-This one looks healthy.
-Looks nice.

1276
01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:02,160
It does.

1277
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:07,000
First place is all mine.

1278
01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:19,080
So it'll pass through all firewalls

1279
01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:22,440
and upload automatically to each device
in a 100-kilometer radius.

1280
01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:25,000
-Hey, you're good!
-Yep.

1281
01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:27,720
Bluejacking through
unsecured Bluetooth networks.

1282
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:31,440
Kid, I used to do tech stuff like this
before Bluetooth was even a thing

1283
01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:33,560
on a machine I got for my First Communion.

1284
01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:35,880
Okay, listen, uh, if you ever need a job--

1285
01:28:35,960 --> 01:28:39,080
Uh, you're not ready for me.
Plus, I'm on maternity leave.

1286
01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:41,040
Yeah?

1287
01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:43,120
And where's your baby?

1288
01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:45,720
What do you mean?
Where he should be. With his dad.

1289
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:49,320
Let me see.

1290
01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:53,200
Turn off the camera!

1291
01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:55,080
Oh my God!

1292
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,120
-Security!
-Easy! Easy!

1293
01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:00,800
-You see? Looks like I was right.
-You were right?

1294
01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:03,040
I guess you were,
but I was right too! Wait.

1295
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:04,880
You were right?

1296
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:08,200
-What's going on?
-Kasia's beating up Bob!

1297
01:29:21,440 --> 01:29:23,120
We're a team again.

1298
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:26,760
Hold up.

1299
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:37,680
Okay.

1300
01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:39,840
Okay. Ready?

1301
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:42,360
Ready?

1302
01:29:42,440 --> 01:29:43,320
Hey!

1303
01:30:00,680 --> 01:30:03,080
Whoo!

1304
01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:27,800
I've said from the start
that she was innocent.

1305
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:31,640
You? What did you say?
I should feel stupid?

1306
01:30:32,400 --> 01:30:35,720
Well, you didn't believe your own sister.
Aren't you ashamed?

1307
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:39,040
Ah, just look at you!
You're an old man, huh?

1308
01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:40,440
But not an old nincompoop.

1309
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:42,360
Like some others I know.

1310
01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:45,920
-Pola, Jola!
-We're here.

1311
01:30:47,960 --> 01:30:52,680
Finally! So good of you
to show up.

1312
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:55,760
We're leaving and seeing the race!

1313
01:30:55,840 --> 01:31:00,520
Oh, by the way, did you know
that groundhogs hibernate in Podhale?

1314
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:02,440
Oh. Take notes, Jola, take notes.

1315
01:31:02,520 --> 01:31:06,600
And did you know
groundhogs feed only on kale?

1316
01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:08,560
Uh, hold on. Krzysiek, go warm up.

1317
01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:12,600
-Groundhogs subsist on kale.
-What are you saying? Kale? In Zakopane?

1318
01:31:12,680 --> 01:31:15,440
Stop talking and go. Plan E.

1319
01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:17,640
Go, Paris!

1320
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:19,400
THREE WEEKS LATER

1321
01:31:19,480 --> 01:31:20,440
Hey!

1322
01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:33,280
They're perfect!

1323
01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:39,480
Congratulations! He's a beautiful boy.

1324
01:31:42,520 --> 01:31:43,560
Congratulations.

1325
01:31:44,920 --> 01:31:46,720
Oh, my sweet little baby!

1326
01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:51,000
Adorable!

1327
01:31:51,480 --> 01:31:54,320
-Congratulations!
-Yeah! Give him to me.

1328
01:32:01,240 --> 01:32:03,760
-Congrats on the race.
-Here's to your health and happiness.

1329
01:32:03,840 --> 01:32:05,480
To your health too, friends!

1330
01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:07,320
-Hey.
-Hi.

1331
01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:11,160
-So, will it get you to Portugal?
-Yeah. Thanks to a great mechanic.

1332
01:32:11,240 --> 01:32:12,440
Mm-hmm.

1333
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:15,320
And even if it breaks down,
we can walk the rest of the way.

1334
01:32:15,840 --> 01:32:17,480
What about your job?

1335
01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:19,920
I gave them an ultimatum.
Remote work or nothing at all.

1336
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:22,840
I guess you do know
how to fix your mistakes after all.

1337
01:32:22,920 --> 01:32:24,520
Will you visit us in Portugal?

1338
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:28,480
You'll always have a place to stay
in the mountains.

1339
01:32:30,080 --> 01:32:33,280
And how about you learn how to make smoked
cheese? Maybe you can start a business.

1340
01:32:33,360 --> 01:32:35,560
And start carving Jesus figurines.

1341
01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:36,520
-Bye.
-Bye.

1342
01:32:37,600 --> 01:32:39,800
-How about a rematch one day?
-On the board?

1343
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:42,760
-Uh, nah, on the waves.
-Okay.

1344
01:32:43,360 --> 01:32:44,600
-Drive safe!
-Bye.

1345
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,160
How about an RV?

1346
01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:52,400
Nah.

1347
01:32:52,480 --> 01:32:55,840
How long will it take you
to repair that rust bucket?

1348
01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:57,880
-The motorcycle?
-Yeah.

1349
01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:01,160
It'll be ready when it's ready.

1350
01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:37,120
You could still back out, you know?

1351
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:40,680
-I've surfed in far worse conditions.
-Yeah? When?

1352
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:43,600
None of your business.

1353
01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:47,480
-After you.
-No, after you. Let's go, tough guy.