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Let me tell you about this idea I had for a video game.
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A nerd falls in love with a princess.
A warrior princess.
A hero.
The characters have to go through several challenges before they can be together.
Just like Eva and me.
I lived in São Paulo, and she lived in Bahia.
But I knew I wanted to marry her ever since the day we first met.
Jesus, man! Watch it!
You okay?
-Body's fine. -Yeah?
My ego is in pieces, though.
-Need some help over here! -No, no, no. Please don't.
I can take care of it myself.
Yes, all right.
Eva.
I'm Alex. Pleasure.
Pleasure, Alex.
And which table are you sitting at here?
That one.
Ah!
Everyone there's been promoted.
You don't look too thrilled.
Yeah, I really don't love what I do.
Then quit!
Real success means you do what you wish.
Did he say that he wanted to marry me the first day we met?
Typical Alex, believing in love at first sight.
I didn't even know I wanted to get married at all.
I always thought I had so much to accomplish first.
Whoo!
But I knew I wanted to be close to him.
You didn't know if we would survive the long distance.
Uh-uh. You didn't know!
Nah!
The truth is, long-distance relationships don't work.
-What do you mean? -I do have something to tell you.
No…
No!
No way!
Oh man. Don't tell me that you're…
-It's true. -Seriously?
I'm moving to São Paulo!
I wanted a proper wedding.
A big party, our friends going crazy on the dance floor,
the whole family embarrassing themselves together,
and, of course, Eva walking down the aisle
wearing the most beautiful dress in the world
so we could be together forever.
Hey…
Your thoughts?
I love it!
I love, hmm,
all that work.
-I'm so proud of you. -Yeah.
You're all done.
It's so perfect!
It's just a prototype. Now it needs a big-time investor.
I believe it's gonna happen one day for you.
Close your eyes.
Come on.
What for?
Open them.
-Oh, look! -Hmm, careful!
Never know what the monster might be hiding inside the box.
Eva,
will you marry me?
Of course I will.
You nerd!
And this is the story of the day I was gonna make that dream come true.
I'm sorry to ruin the mood, folks.
It was Alex's dream,
but guess who was in charge of planning everything for the wedding?
This is it!
Where my little girl's tying the knot.
BRIDE'S MOTHER
It was founded by our family.
And then Eva expanded it into a fancy resort chain,
and they're all just like this one here, unbelievable.
I'm not surprised because my Eva's just like that.
And don't you forget it!
Everyone loves our Alex!
GROOM'S FATHER AND MOTHER
Alex took control of his life, and it's a wonderful thing.
Listen, this wedding should be so much fun.
And our whole family is gonna hit the road together and celebrate along the way.
No, no, no, no, no!
I have to go earlier. They need help. Eva insists.
No, she didn't, Carina. You had to butt in and take over everything.
I didn't butt in. I'm just trying to be helpful.
-I was never butting in. -Okay, pipe down for a second.
Let's start over again.
Alex and lovely Eva!
GROOM'S FRIEND
I'm so glad for you. It's such an awesome thing!
Know that marriage is the victory of love.
BRIDE'S SISTER AND FATHER
-And you got crushed, Dad. -Tatiana!
GROOM'S FRIEND
Alex and Eva, wishing you a life of joy.
I know your wedding will be just like my dress… gorgeous!
5 DAYS BEFORE THE WEDDING
Beautiful!
My allergies, probably.
Admit it, you're all emotional.
Come on!
You're making me cry, too, now, so…
Don't cry. Save it for the divorce.
You're fantastic, Tatiana.
It's my honor.
I'd like you to know that I'm a fan of this.
And just remember, I'm gonna be really hungry.
Now prep all the alcohol because if I wanted to be healthy,
I'd take my meds more!
Here's the peace dove.
-This is shit, Beto. -Hey, Alex!
-It's BS. -Don't say that!
You're so fucking stubborn.
All I told you was to just increase the resolution
and have the colors warmer, use HDR.
Easy!
Sorry, but I just don't speak "nerd-ese."
And you know the house is Eva's, but I help pay the bills. You know that.
I'm not freeloading.
I know. Chill out! Come on. Relax. I was just playing.
Well, I'm serious, okay, Beto? My cash reserves are almost gone.
If I don't find a company to fund my game, I'll be back at that damn job again.
-Eva knows about that? -Hell no!
She's busy with the wedding and doesn't need more problems.
I can deal with it myself.
Oh, that dress is marvelous! You look perfect!
-Oh, you're too kind! -You're awesome, Ms. Eunice!
Well…
I think something's not quite right.
WEDDING GAMES
53H BEFORE THE WEDDING
Don't sit Andrade next to Horta, please.
They hate each other. Always have!
Yeah. Yes.
Yeah, more ice. We're gonna need it.
Hold on a second. I have another call. Hold on.
Yes, let's.
Hey, sweetie.
Yeah, I have the seating chart here.
Okay, let's fix it now.
-Alex? -Yeah?
You're checking your email again?
No, I'm just checking in early like you asked me to, love.
Can you bring a ton of ice?
You can never have too much. We're gonna need a lot.
Yeah, it's summer in Bahia. Please don't forget it. Okay, thanks.
Bye.
Baby, have you packed?
It'll only take five minutes.
You said that, but we gotta leave for the airport in an hour.
One, it's one bag, that's all.
-Hmm? -Two…
I'm not planning on wearing much clothing over there.
So much could go wrong. It's too much to handle.
It's okay, babe. You're amazing.
See?
Hi, Mom.
Eva, let me ask you.
Your mother-in-law, can I kill her now?
Listen, why is this the groom side? The other side is so much better. Huh?
Mama, you know to only call with emergencies.
-Oh shoot! -What the hell is this?
Come on, spruce it up! Is it a funeral or a wedding?
And who chose these decorations?
I will strangle her by that straight hair. That's it!
Mom, just control yourself.
53H BEFORE THE WEDDING
Guys, I'm trying to talk to my daughter!
Santiago, pay attention.
-Forget about it! -Sweetie.
Hey, Dad. Everything okay? Something wrong?
This hitting the road thing is a tradition in your fiancé's family.
I messed up. I really should've flown.
Yeah, but aren't you scared of flying, though, Dad?
Turns out I'm scared even more of RVs.
You know what I think, though? You're scared of dealing with Mom.
Wha-- what? Your mom? Get outta here!
Why, though? Uh, did she ask about me?
Hello, Alex. This is Suzana, CEO of Mind Games.
I'd like to discuss the prototype you sent us.
I'm flying to London tomorrow, so I'd like to talk today.
I should be free around 2:00 p.m.
Oh my God! Dad's still not over my mom. Can you believe it, Alex?
I swear to God, I feel like I'm watching a soap opera.
Every day, there's something new with them.
Alex?
Is everything okay?
One second. Ms. Eunice. Hey, Ms. Eunice!
My mom always says that things happen when they're supposed to.
Well, that's bullshit.
Sometimes they happen at the worst possible moment.
Suzana. Hey, it's good to hear from you.
If only I… No, that's pathetic!
Come on, better. Let's go.
Suzana, I just want to say thank you… Okay.
Suzana.
Hey, Suzana!
Yo, babe! This is Alex, and, you know, I'm flattered.
I don't think I can fly to you because I'm getting married--
-Alex! -You okay?
There's been a big disaster!
With who? Are your parents and everyone else okay?
-It's worse! -What is it?
The dress. The dress won't be ready!
-It was ready before! -It was.
But the renaissance lace ordered from Recife just got here.
I don't know what that is.
I asked her to use it all over the hem.
-It's essential. Delicate and so pretty. -Okay, just relax.
But now the dress won't be ready till 3:30.
-It's all over! -Now, babe, calm down.
Let's think about it and find a solution.
Uh… We'll get on a later flight with Lara and Beto.
That's impossible. I just can't.
You can't…
but I can!
So you go first.
I'll pick up the dress, then meet you.
52H BEFORE THE WEDDING
Looking good, girl!
-Oh my God! Oh my God! -This is amazing!
-So are you ready to get married, hon? -Giving up everything for one man?
-Hey! Alex is so sweet. So where is he? -What'd I say?
-He'll be late. -And why is that? What'd he do now?
I guess my dress isn't ready just yet,
so he'll wait for it, and then save the day!
-Save it? From what? -What?
-Where is the dress? -Get your bag! Get your bag!
-Let's go. -I'm just asking.
What do you mean?
Nonato, over here, please!
Come on, Eva!
Hey, Suzana.
Alex. How are you?
It's looking like 2:00 p.m.'s gonna work for me.
I know it looks like I'm only thinking about my project,
but you heard Eva, right?
I'm saving our wedding.
I wasn't lying, yo.
-I left out details. -Details?
Bro, they're investing in your game.
Beto, it's only a meeting, okay?
I don't wanna get my hopes up or do something to cause Eva more stress.
I'm getting the dress, okay?
At 2:00, I got the meeting, at 3:30, the seamstress,
and at 5:00, it's the airport. It won't go wrong.
Eva is such a very special woman.
So Alex and Eva… wishing you a life of joy.
You see this, dude?
This is how you make a good wedding video.
Whatever. I see. I see how hot she is. Why haven't we been introduced, huh?
Hey, bro, how many times have I told you, man? She lives overseas.
Let me ask you something else.
Did you ever like…
Don't be such an asshole, Beto.
Lara's my best friend. Also, she's…
So much hotter in real life.
Lara!
Oh, Alex!
-Here, let me have those. -Thanks buddy!
-I'm so glad you're here. -How you holding up?
Oh yeah, they did it. They definitely did it. Hmm.
But we shouldn't dwell on the past.
No way! Beto's all about the fucking future.
-I'm nervous! -You're nervous? It'll be great!
Here they are, just like that!
Whoa!
-Oh, hey. -How are you? I'm Beto.
-Be my guest! -Thank you.
This is Beto's car. We always got room for more.
Oh boy.
-Okay, let's go! -Don't mind the foul stench.
Some bros just walked by with a fat doobie.
Alex didn't answer.
Relax, hon. We're all set.
You think everything's okay?
I meant what I just said.
This game was inspired by my love story with my fiancée, Eva.
I never thought I could meet a woman as amazing as her.
Man, your game is wonderful!
Love is a universal theme that we can all relate to.
-I'm dead meat! -Watch out!
So the game's platform is co-op.
And a little RPG in there.
Every section's its own genre.
A puzzle, racing, fighting.
Genius!
Let's talk more.
I'd like to get my team over and show them your project. Do you have time?
Yep.
Eva and I never really fought about much,
but I was one hundred percent sure she'd never forgive me if I ruined our wedding.
I would never forgive Alex if he ruined the wedding.
-Come on, Alex! -Oh, he said that already.
Well, he knows me.
-Alex is taking too long. -Oh, I don't know.
I think it's just the right length of time for us to get to know each other.
Because, well…
you're maid of honor, I'm best man, so that connects us.
These are sacred roles, you know?
All we have to do is press "start" to get the game going.
Nah, I think it's game over.
Hey, unbelievable! Your game metaphors. Damn!
You know, we got so much in common. It's fate.
Yeah, well, I beg to differ.
You think you're irresistible, but you're not.
You don't think I'm irresistible?
No, you're not irresistible.
Well, uh…Ego check!
You can customize your avatar, make couples of different genders.
The NPCs will come to life.
It's love that everyone seems to be looking for.
So then players can start it over, but it's always different.
It's true.
Fuck yeah!
Come on. Let's go have a look at it.
So, Alex,
let's talk your future.
Let's go, Beto. We're running late. Step on it, or we'll miss the wedding.
Hurry!
-Alex isn't answering. -Stop it, Eva!
Alex is getting married too. You can't control it all, you know.
Yeah, you're right.
And Alex isn't gonna screw it up.
No!
CLOSED
Alex.
Call Eva. She'll have the seamstress's number.
-And get murdered, Lara? -Get that dress, or I'm gonna murder you!
Think, Alex.
I guess she's in the air.
I'll get online and find the store's info which'll have their number. Okay?
-That's it. -Nah. Hey, dude. Hey, dude!
-Let me use my head. -Huh?
-To break the gate? -Of course not.
I'll pick the lock.
Alex, your friend's lost his mind. What's with him?
If you don't wanna help me out, back off then!
Beto, this is only gonna end badly.
It'll end badly only with that negative attitude you got.
Man, let's try the big gate.
As all the wise men say, let's pop the cork, baby!
Stop, stop, stop! Whenever you screw up, guess who's gotta clean it up?
Stop right there! Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Hands up!
-You, turn around slowly, fat ass! -Okay, fine.
No sudden moves, okay? Freeze. Just don't try anything.
Someone tell me what's going on, if that's possible.
Now, listen, please. I need to pick up my fiancée's dress, sir.
I gotta catch a plane. I need to move.
I'm gonna check that.
-Hold. Hold on just a sec, okay? -Okay.
What's your name again?
Alex Santos. I'm Eva Trindade's fiancé.
-No! Oh man! -He's aggressive.
Why didn't you all say so sooner? Yo, Eunice!
See this man here? He's Ms. Eva's fiancé.
It's about time, you know.
The dress is packed up.
Let me change into something more appropriate.
One sec!
Everything's finally working out.
Unfortunately, no, sir.
I need to get on that airplane, ma'am!
Well, you'd better learn how to fly 'cause that plane already took off.
-Isn't there another flight, though? -There is.
-So-- -Thank you!
This time next week.
-We had a flash sale and sold out totally! -Really? How exciting.
It's Eva.
-Tell her everything. -Don't tell her.
-No! -No!
Why did I have to lie about the whole thing?
47H BEFORE THE WEDDING
Family's a wild bunch, huh?
-Seems so. -And yours, are they as lively?
Oh my God. My family, let me tell you…
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you're divorced.
Well, you know, my sister, like they say, is single and ready to mingle.
A bit feisty, you know, but doesn't really bite. Mostly.
Hey, look here, Santiago.
Don't you think you should be paying more attention to the road?
I don't mean to be a stick in the mud, but be careful on the highway.
Don't you worry. This thing's built like a tank!
-What happened? Stop the RV! -Relax!
-Hit the brakes, but not fast! -Do you smell that?
To the right. The right!
-Just pull over here, Santiago! -It's never acted like this!
Hold on!
What are you doing? It's not a Jeep!
Here we are. All stopped.
-Marcos? -Yeah?
-Who changed all this? -It's the groom's mom, Mrs. Elvira.
All you had to do was some vibrant colors from these flowers.
White on white's so bland.
-Don't you think, Andrea? -Of course, miss.
In fact, have you seen the wedding planner?
-Listen up, honey. -Mrs. Elvira.
It's the wine samples. You have to pick out the wine.
Oh, hold it. You've waited till now to do this?
I would prefer to serve it cold!
-Come on, Batista. -I'm going too.
It's important that we pair the wine with the appetizers, the entrée, the cake,
all In harmony.
Yeah, you know all about harmony, don't you, sweetie pie?
Of course.
He's not okay. He's getting married.
Ms. Valéria, for God's sake, it's a matter of life or death.
If it's a matter of life or death…
We do have three seats set aside
on our last flight.
-Oh, thank God! -How lucky.
The last flight of the day. This is it.
It's the last flight ever.
See, the company's had some big trouble financially.
Wait a sec. The airline's broke?
No, no!
Bankruptcy it's called, you see?
All these labor disputes, including with my union.
Just tell me something. Is this place near Ilhéus?
A three-hour drive.
Well, four with traffic. Five, worst case.
Marvelous. We'll take three one-way tickets.
It's all they got. You heard him. It's a phantom airline, you guys.
It's fine. Put it on that.
We only accept cash
because of all those worrisome financial and labor issues I mentioned.
-All right. Just give me a second. -Excuse me, sir, uh…
It's, uh…
Fuck me!
MESSIAH AVIATION
Go!
If that's how they treat the sign, imagine the airplane!
-I'm not flying in some piece of junk. -No, no, sir.
Our aircraft is excellent.
They say old horses lust after new riding crops.
That doesn't make any sense. I'm sorry, sir, it doesn't. I'm not going!
No way! Excuse me. Who knows where the bus station is?
-That should cover it. -Or a parachute!
Stop yelling and quiet down, okay?
I've got Alex's drops. Take five. It'll help.
-Five, you say? Okay, five. -Are we good?
-Luggage? -Uh, please check all these.
This one's carry on.
Uh, that's not possible.
Look, it's the dress for the wedding.
Either check it
or don't board.
The next one. We can get…
Oh, Juan, dear, would you stop that?
We can't even have a conversation here. Okay?
So back to what now?
Courage and honesty.
Love should contain both forms of it. There's too much stuff.
Elvira is a force. Powerful.
-Hey, Mom. He likes his ex. -Huh?
Not now! Now, what were you saying, dear?
Look at me. I can't finish a novel, and I'm supposed to be a writer.
I love romances.
Oh, I like it with or without the romance. Right, Mama?
I like it wild. I like fisting. I like fucking.
I like some hair-pulling, BDSM.
I like throuples. I like threesomes. I like orgies--
I really like romances.
You know, how the stories unfold.
Everybody in love with everyone.
-The clichés. -I am a cliché.
I'm nervous just imagining that wedding with her present.
-So be honest and tell her. -And if she doesn't want me?
-Then you suffer. -Uh!
Maybe three months to six years.
You know? Feel like you got punched and then think you're dying.
You try to kill yourself. Then you become a drunk
and you start doing hard drugs, then hit rock bottom.
Then you get much worse and worse before you come out again
and then find a new love.
Attention, family!
Who's ready to leave?
-About time! -Here's the money, boss!
Keep the change.
-Come on, let's go. -Okay, good.
I admit,
I completely spaced this wine tasting.
-Oh no! -Yeah, I know.
-No, that's-- -Spaced it completely.
Batista kept nagging me to stay on top of it,
but I was way more focused on having the right the cachaça
because, I mean, uh, appreciate it!
Bahia!
I can't tell you how many amazing cachaças are right here.
And the selection of good fruit?
Honey, this stuff makes dreams come true.
-I like it! Long live Bahia! -Long live Bahia!
No, no. Wait. Stop drinking.
-Hold on there. -No!
-Let me talk. -I wasn't done!
Focus on me. Now, let me tell you--
-There was still a little. -Serious now…
-Our kids' wedding… -Our kids' wedding…
-Is in Brazil. -That's true.
A caipirinha…
Hmm.
…is so much better!
It's a good vid. Well, it's okay, but Juan can't really sing, though.
What does that mean?
-It's sounds awful! -Me?
-Sorry. -How about you sing?
-I can sing. -Adelaide, I swiped right for you.
-He's a cutie! -Mom, stop trying to hook me up, please!
Why can't we just focus on the wedding video?
Video? Video? What video?
We just made a video.
Oh yeah?
Santiago?
-Santiago! -Hey!
-Why didn't they want a video from me? -Or from me?
Guys, for the love of God, only speak to the one driving
if you really need to.
-Yeah, I need to talk now. -It's important.
So why aren't we in the videos?
You gotta ask the person who planned the ceremony.
He said, "Wedding party and close relatives film. Period."
I'll show that punk who's a close relative.
-Come on, Ma, let's film. -Huh?
Get up, Juan. The camera!
GROOM'S AUNT AND COUSIN
I had six marriages, all perfect too.
I'm not married, although we might move in together.
-Where are you moving to? -Back home, probably.
-Do you have to? -What?
Getting married and living with your mom doesn't work.
Well, you'll adapt. Or you'll leave the house.
Don't you think it's about time you moved out?
I'm supposed to move, Adelaide? It's my house. I bought it.
Am I supposed to go to a senior home for women, Adelaide?
You'll find a solution, Mommy.
But he's moving in with me.
Whether it… it be Flávio, or Márcio, or Adriano, or Adriana, or Ângela.
Oh, I see. You're very eclectic, I must say.
I'm not even worried because you always see the terrible in men.
I just have high standards with most guys.
I want somebody romantic, who's honest, who can use tools, who likes wine,
who makes some bread, who can get off the couch and wash a car.
Find someone that makes wax art.
A sun, a butterfly, a heart, a scarecrow, a baseball, a Shiva.
I want him to fix a phone, to clean sofas. The bench needs painting!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I… I… want a do-over.
There's no secret recipe for marriage, you know.
Um, yeah, but there's a major ingredient…
-Courage, shame. -Honesty--
-I said it was honesty. -I won't lie for this film.
Hmm!
All right. I guess you should know.
So, at first, I really didn't like--
-Alex. -Yeah, that boy.
I had a hard time with him. He's just so insecure.
-I'm trying to focus on the good side. -Hmm.
And he's very good to my Eva.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
She's been calm, like patient, and has balance.
-She's balanced? That's good to hear. -She's been so great!
-Mom! -Oh shit. What the hell?
Anything wrong?
-You okay? Hi, my baby. -My daughter-in-law!
-Cutie girl. -Hey. Oh my. You seem good.
You are loved. So pretty.
There's my other pretty daughter.
-Tati, my daughter! She's adorable! -Looks like Mama's drunk!
-Wait, wait, wait, wait! -Isn't she just gorgeous?
-Okay, Eva. -Are you two smashed?
No, of course not. Not at all.
-Don't they hate each other? -Some say a good wedding can do that.
I think booze can do that.
-Batista! -Yes? I'm right here, Ms. Eva!
I want to check all of the preparations. Hear me?
-All of them! -Ouch! You girls want a drink?
-This is unbelievable. -Come on.
Everyone says brides are terrible.
But who has to make all the decisions?
The dress, the caterer, the music,
the desserts, the ribbon that gets wrapped along the crepe paper around the sweets.
At my next wedding, I want to be the groom.
Just show up and say yes.
That was Alex's only job, and it couldn't go wrong.
Could it?
Can we come in? It's just us!
You're already in.
-Mm-hmm. -I'm too tired.
-Drama. -Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!
Everything's good.
Well, no, no, no, not quite. Almost everything.
-Just tell her. -Oh my gosh. Is something the matter?
Your bachelorette party!
You guys!
No, seriously, I couldn't possibly. I'm wiped out, you know?
You are not! Save it for after the wedding, okay?
-Da, da, da! -We gotta send our friend off!
We do!
Bye, my friends! Farewell. Farewell!
-So long! -Come on!
Take care! Bye!
Good God!
Wha--
Sofia, everything going okay?
-All good, Dad. -Ah. Okay, nap time.
-That takes courage. -She drives a lot better than I do.
That isn't what I mean.
-Oh, no? Then it's, uh-- -Not that.
It's not that. No, no. Juan! Juan!
Juan! Come on, Juan!
It's G minor, Juan!
Look. This finger goes here. See?
Whoa!
I can't do this, Lara.
45H BEFORE THE WEDDING
Alex, I'm out of drops. They all got ate up by Beto.
That's not what I meant. I gotta talk to Eva. I'm calling her.
Good.
Just be honest. Call your fiancée.
Alex?
-Hi, babe. -How are you?
I kept trying to get ahold of you.
I was just, uh…
-Everything okay? -Uh, babe, um…
Flight's canceled.
No!
Seriously?
Yeah, but I got another one. It'll take me to a city close to Ilhéus.
-It's not that close but could be worse. -Alex--
The main thing's that I'm coming, okay? I'll be a little late, but I'll be there.
I gotta hang up because we're boarding the plane now.
No! No! Alex!
Love you!
Couldn't say it.
Come on.
In poems and love songs, honesty is a beautiful thing.
In real life, though, that doesn't always work,
especially when you're calling a bride the day before her wedding.
But I knew somehow I'd be able to fix it.
Curveballs get thrown your way in every wedding.
I thought it might pour rain,
or Beto could get drunk and fall on top of the cake,
something like that.
But I never thought the groom and the dress wouldn't show up.
Alex being gone was starting to seem very weird.
Airport concierge, good evening.
-How are you? -How can I help you?
I'd like to request the info for a flight.
-To Eva! -To Eva!
-Carlos! -Yeah?
I'd like another one, please?
Eva?
To Eva!
Let's go. We need the bags.
43H BEFORE THE WEDDING
I feel sick. Oh shit!
-I'm fine! -What's wrong?
Okay, you go. You go on.
I just need a second, okay?
-I'll catch up in a sec. -We'll come back.
Round two.
Oh! When did I eat that?
Just like that, I'm back. I could use more drops, though, if you got any.
No way, man. You kidding?
Oh, look what they've done with the bag!
And I asked them to label it "fragile"!
-Is the dress ruined? -Why would you say something like that?
No, are you crazy? You're the groom. You can't see it.
-So open it for me. -All right!
-Relax. -Take it easy.
-Bro, you're too nervous. -Got it.
Oh my God, that's all we need.
Yeah, Lara?
Alex, I think you have to look at this.
No! That would ruin the whole wedding.
Is it a zydeco wedding?
No.
Why's he lying? I'm not gonna let it ruin my last night as a single lady.
Now you're talking.
To Eva!
To us.
To all the women!
At least the accordion player's address was in there.
ARRIVALS TERMINAL
But it's in the middle of nowhere.
But you know Beto's gonna get us some wheels,
even if he has to steal.
Oh, Alex, it'll be fine.
Try to cheer up.
Maybe it's just a sign that I really shouldn't be with Eva.
-I screwed it up. -You know I got you.
But you've been lying to Eva all day long.
Only so Eva wouldn't get more stressed out, Lara.
Think that you're sabotaging your own wedding?
Subconsciously?
Why would I do that?
Fear. You're insecure.
You're in love with somebody else? The new job opportunity?
First off, it's only a lead, Lara. There's no job yet.
Second, the job's gonna be in London.
How could I accept it?
If it's subconscious, how do I know?
Just like The Fast and Furious! Badass, huh? Let's get the baggage.
-Come on. -I'll fix this, and then I'll call Eva.
She's already been stressed out enough.
I'm getting more to drink. I'll be back in a sec!
-What? -Huh?
-What's that? -I can't hear her! It's so loud!
Excuse me?
Gabriel?
-Eva! What are you doing here? -Getting married!
The whole town knows that. I mean, what are you up to hanging out in my bar?
This place is all yours?
-It's cool, right? -Yeah, this was always your dream!
Well, I think it's better with you here.
My bachelorette party.
-We should toast then. -All right.
How many drinks?
-Four. -Four?
Hey, man, grab me four tequila shots, would you?
Actually, just give me those right there.
Thanks, man.
On the house.
-Oh, thank you! -You got it?
I was a waitress. Did you forget?
Just asking.
42H BEFORE THE WEDDING
Ah, it's still tuned.
Oh man, whenever I play São Paulo,
I get so goddamn nervous, so out of it, that I mess up.
But crap, man, I never thought I'd take the wrong bag!
Relax, Mr. Hélio. It's all good, huh, Alex?
Yeah, easy mistake to make.
-Well, I'm sorry. -Hey, Lara. How's it look?
-I'm checking. Keep calm. -Hey, how's it going?
-Big John! -Who's hungry?
Ooh, what do we got here?
It's all made here.
That's good news to me. I'm starving, man!
It's made with love.
-Are you serious? -What's up, Laura?
-The dress is so fucking awesome! -Oh, thank God!
-God, I'm famished. Can I take one? -Yeah, be my guest.
-Whoo! -Plenty of food to go around.
Yeah, but don't get too relaxed. We got places to be still.
Check it out. Hey, girls! This bar's Gabriel's.
Cachaça with honey, wow!
What? For real?
Oh we gotta go check this out!
And he owns it all!
-Honey and lemon too! -It's good.
I'm gonna go take a picture. I'll be right back.
The DJ's kinda hot, but he's gotta play a better set.
-Let me fix this. Hold on. -What?
Eh.
-Mm! -Oh, come on.
It'll work right now.
-So, um… -Hmm?
Running on empty, you think?
I'm not sure.
-I think the gauge is all busted. -No, Beto!
No, Beto. No!
Man, I'm positive I had two gallons of gas here.
I stored them over there where it'd be a bit more safe, you know?
Gotta be, uh…
Ah! I bet it was Big John.
Must've grabbed it to light the, uh…
Uh… What's that big thing
where you strike up a match, and then you go over and toss it in?
Holy mother! Flames of hell!
Splash and dash, they say!
Ah, that's it. Bonfire.
That's all we had, but you can get some at the gas station tomorrow.
This isn't good. Alex'll cut my head off, Hélio.
He's not gonna do that, man. Hang out. Enjoy the harvest celebration.
Harvest celebration?
What do you grow here?
It's the special ingredient in everything you've been eating.
We ate some, though?
It's pure love.
And it's one hundred percent organic.
Organ--
Oh my God, are you serious?
Alex is so straitlaced. He's just not used to these things, man.
Do you know if it'll have any nefarious effects on my friend's life?
I have a good feeling about this.
You know, you just gotta let the universe take charge.
Sure thing.
My God in heaven.
Excuse me. I'm missing my friend.
He's about this tall, and he looks like a teenage Denzel Washington, okay?
He's a pretty nice guy and talks smooth. You seen him?
I don't understand why.
Alex.
Alex! Alex!
-What's this? -Watch out, I'm going for it!
Oh, I gotta tell you something that's all fucked up, man.
It's over. There's no way…
You know, I missed you so damn much, Beto.
-Same here, bro. -I did.
-Stop goofing, man! -It's true. I'm serious.
-Missed you! -Yeah, right.
-Beto! -Hey.
I thought that you'd already left us.
Left to go where, Lara? It's like you're high on drugs.
I don't know.
-Where are we going right now? -We?
Hold it! No, hold on. We shouldn't be laughing.
Something very serious happened, and we need to talk.
First thing's… Wait. It's two things, and Alex…
-Huh? -There's no gas until tomorrow.
You gotta be kidding me, man? We gotta…
-Chill, chill, chill, chill. -No! Come on! No, no!
-Chill and calm down. -And the second thing?
Uh, the second thing is…
Relax and say it.
Mm-hmm?
It's gone.
It's all gone!
I spaced it like a bean pot left out and forgotten on the stove.
I just forgot it like…
Like a guy who leaves some garlic bread out on the grill.
-I love you, goofy! -Come on, now.
I love you.
Uh-huh!
-No, I love you, good sir. Hey! Hey! -No, I love you. See?
That was the second thing. The first was the gas, and the second…
Something about love, you know.
-It's pure love. -Hey, Beto.
Everything has to do with love.
Oh!
Okay then.
I think marriage is a really good thing.
It's really good, you know? It's, uh,
good!
-How many years you been married? -Marriage has never really been my thing.
Eva.
Gabriel?
Hey!
33H BEFORE THE WEDDING
-Why are you crowing, Beto? -Let's go, bro!
Mr. Hélio fixed the gas issue, and there's now a full tank.
Let's go quickly!
-What time is it? I gotta call Eva. -Call her from the road!
-I gotta deal with something else too. -What's that?
I'll tell you on the way.
I never understood the concept of a bachelorette party.
Why is it that the day before the wedding,
you're reminded of everything you're gonna miss out on
when you get married?
Everyone talks about "happily ever after,"
but barely anyone talks about "never again."
Not that I doubted my love for Alex.
But all those inconsistencies made me think.
Was I ready to never doubt again?
Hello?
Hello, Alex?
Baby, is that… that you?
Hi, Eva.
Gabriel?
We need to talk.
So, guys, I was kinda broke earlier, you know.
You spent all your dough on the airplane tickets,
and I thought it was rude to ask you,
and they wouldn't take credit card or checks.
Not that it would do any good if they did. My credit cards have been all maxed out.
And checks… Who uses checks these days? Only people that are dinosaurs--
Spit it out right now, Beto!
I rented the car for two hours, and that was 12 hours ago.
Hang on.
Did you think in two hours we could go pick up the dress,
you thought go to the resort,
Alex would get married real quick, and you'd return the car?
The plan was to get the dress, give back the car, then go to the resort.
How, dumbass?
I couldn't think. It happened really quickly.
It was a tense situation, and I was pushed to my limit.
And you didn't think it'd be a good idea to tell your friends?
Wait. Hang on, guys. My bad. I forgot.
Do you guys remember everything that went on last night?
-I don't recall anything. -As far as I remember, nothing much.
31H BEFORE THE WEDDING
It's meaningless. It's just a kiss.
Would your fiancé say the same thing?
We'll see.
I'll tell him everything.
And the photo, you'll show him that?
-What photo? -Yeah, I didn't remember either.
-It was a surprise on my phone. -Can you show me?
Relax. It's charging now, but I'm gonna delete it.
For a good price.
What are you saying, Gabriel?
Oh, Eva! I'm drowning in debt. I'm drowning.
The bar's crowded, but I'm in the red.
I can't handle the pressures of business like you can.
Unbelievable!
-Are you really trying to blackmail me? -Me, blackmail?
Hell no! You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
-And the nerd never has to know. -You know that it's illegal!
-It's blackmail! -So don't pay me now!
I'll go ahead and send the picture. Being together's not a crime.
-You wouldn't do that. -Well, I thought he was so understanding?
And while I'm at it, I'll send him the other photos and let him see.
What other photos, Gabriel?
-All the spicy ones, Eva. -You know nothing happened between us.
Yeah, I don't remember much, after all.
My memory's bad, and the booze makes me dumb.
You're bluffing, fool!
See what happens.
Or pay me then, yeah?
Here you go.
The price, no less.
Might not seem like much, but, you know, it's cheaper than losing your marriage.
I'll be waiting for you later at the coconut grove.
Best come alone.
Yeah, we kissed.
But nothing else happened.
Oh my God! We were pretty drunk. I'm blanking everything after Ana left.
I remember inviting some guys I was flirting with to the wedding.
-You did what? -After that, it's a total blur.
If Eva says it was one kiss, that's all. It was one kiss, and that's all.
We can't be certain of that, can we?
We can. If my sister said it's true, it's freakin' true!
But what's the plan?
-We gotta pay him off. -Wait. What do you mean "pay him off"?
I'll go with Gabriel's game…
Uh, it's Alex.
-What do you think? -Don't answer!
Answer it but lie.
Keep it simple. Whatever you decide to do
is the right thing to do.
-Hi, babe! -Wait, Eva! No, no, no, stop!
Good morning.
-How's it going there? -No!
-How am I? Good. -You're kidding me.
I'm getting spoiled.
-You almost here? -Fifty bucks says she kicks him out.
Hundred that she hangs up.
And… and remember how I said that I was gonna be a little later than I thought?
Well, something happened, and now I'm gonna be very late.
-Maybe this evening. -Stop it.
-Well, I guess it happens. -Just stop it. Eva!
It's okay.
It's usually me who'd be saying that.
-Hey, babe, they're… They need me, okay? -Eva, just hang up! That's it. Good.
Love you. Bye, hon.
Well, she didn't hang up on me or get on my case.
-Your lucky day. -It's strange, right?
Maybe something happened?
Of course not, bro. It's nothing. Relax. We're almost at the car rental place.
Are you kidding me? Does that guy have a rifle? What the hell is this place?
Is that a shotgun?
30H BEFORE THE WEDDING
Hang on. Is this a car rental place or some kind of slaughterhouse?
Look, I was in a hurry, and I thought asking would be impolite.
-You know that we're dead meat, right? -Just try not to piss 'em off.
Hmm…
What a strange odor. What is wrong, Uncle?
Apparently everything.
It's broken.
Oh wow.
Rest up, my baby. Rest. At least you tried.
Oh God!
Okay. That's enough.
No way! I've never seen that much money!
I know that I shouldn't be doing this.
-Doing what? -Mom, hi!
We were just thinking of taking Eva out for…
-A boat ride! -A diving lesson!
Yeah, a boat ride, followed by a good lesson on diving.
-That's it. -To relax.
The day right before the wedding?
Hmm.
That's awesome.
Now, remember girls,
just make sure you don't forget to close the safe door, okay?
You enjoy your boat ride, girls, and be safe.
Thanks.
-Mom? -Hmm?
Oh, Ma, I need you now.
Of course.
Mama's here.
Oh, so pretty! Some color would go great in this house.
It's Bahia. Nothing wrong with that.
-Yeah, Mom, you're telling me. -I want to see Gabriel behind bars.
-The police should be involved. -But I need proof, Mom.
And my whole wedding's just gonna be ruined!
Unreal! All because of a little kiss.
And a few other tiny things, but…
What kind things? Care to share them, Eva?
-Can we drop it? -Right before your wedding.
30H BEFORE THE WEDDING
That mechanic seemed so reliable.
So reliable he got us stuck in this hellhole.
You guys, look. Look here. I've walked all over, and nothing.
Nothing!
My throat is so dry, and my skin is cracking,
and my… my stomach is rumbling,
and I'm desperate, I'm malnourished, and miserable!
We have no choice but to resort to cannibalism!
Okay.
Mad Dog was sure that you'd gone and stolen the car.
You look a lot like a thief.
-It was a misunderstanding. -Yeah, and we can fix it.
How much you want?
How much is it?
There.
You take credit cards?
Uh, no.
Wire transfer?
We, uh, do not.
Cash. Clean green.
Uh, mister, it's just that we're low on cash right now,
and can't we figure out another option?
-We can call the authorities. -There's no need for that.
-Let's settle this here. -None of us are thieves.
-No, no. You're not thieves. -Yeah.
-Drug dealers. -Where did that come from?
You crazy, bro?
-What makes you think we're drug dealers? -This right here.
What's all this stuff then, huh?
-What's this? -It's a box of sweets.
They're the fancy kind of--
Sweets from the Pure Love Farm?
I've seen what goes on there.
Come on now, Beto.
You… Oh, wait.
The Pure Love Farm?
I can't believe these people would do this to me in the name of love.
All the nice and friendly people at the Love Farm?
-Save it for the chief of police, dude. -But I--
-Let's pick up the phone and call 'em. -Fuck, Beto!
-Calm down, Alex! -Do I call 'em?
-Easy, Alex! -No, Beto. No. No.
This always happens. You fuck up, and I gotta deal with it.
-Drugs in our rental car? -It wasn't even our car.
-And you haven't even paid for it yet. -You know what's gonna happen?
There'll be a story in the news about drug dealers, and it'll have our faces.
-You got that? -Yo, man. I'm sorry.
I didn't think. I didn't mean--
With you, it's always the same story. You screw up with the best of intentions,
and then we gotta put out the fires.
-Calm down, guys. Calm down! -Huh?
Calm down?
You're telling me to calm down, Beto?
You gotta be kidding me? You're always saying that!
"Calm down, Alex! Don't run, Alex! Don't cry, Alex!"
I was gonna get hitched today!
And now I may not because of that mess!
-Happy now? -Alex, no.
Of course not! The chocolates, I got for the wedding.
I was tapped out, all right. I admit it!
They gave it to me at the farm as a surprise for my best buddy!
Yeah, I know.
I don't think, and I never learned to. I'm a shithead. That's it.
Sorry, bro. I'm just so damn selfish.
You don't even know what that means, Beto.
You're right.
I don't know what that means, and I don't wanna let you down anymore.
I'm really sorry, brother.
Wedding?
-You the bride? -Maid of honor.
His bride's waiting.
And if you call the police,
she'll be waiting five to 15 more years, you know?
It's up to you.
Well, he didn't buy them, so I guess there's no crime, is there?
Okay, I got it.
I'll find a different solution.
I got one.
May I?
Oh no! I had it, but now it's gone!
-Sofia, I've got it. Come on! -What?
-Like this. -No, Juan!
Hold on! What are you doing? No, Juan!
-Together, we're so damn tall! -Hang on! No, no, no!
I got it! Look here, hon!
Hello? Alex?
The truth is, I was just trying to protect Eva,
but I messed up and I lied,
and I did it over and over,
all because I'm so confused about--
Love!
You did it all
for love.
You were stupid.
And scared.
But I get it.
This "until death do us part" thing's pretty…
It's scary.
It's horrifying.
Are you married?
Married?
No, just stupid and scared, man.
Even more than you are.
Well, at least you had the courage to propose to her.
Hey.
There's your family.
Oh boy!
Thank you. Thanks a lot.
Oh, you know how to use a tool.
-You single? -This girl.
-What a cutie. -Here's some of it.
It's all they have left. They spent almost everything with the mechanic.
And a real shitty mechanic he was, pal.
Done.
Look, Mad Dog, I know it's not enough, but if you leave us here,
I'll probably lose the love of my life--
You're in love. I know, I know. Let's just tow this thing, huh?
It'll all work out, okay?
I don't have the right tools, but I'm gonna fix it, okay?
Keep your money and come with me.
You're really not gonna charge us?
Consider it a wedding gift, okay.
Let's fucking go!
I said come on!
Please sit down.
Sit, sit.
Oh, may I?
Try one of these. These are my favorites. There you go.
What was I talking about? Oh, yeah, the cars.
Well, I should have told you that Mad Dog is a really solid mechanic.
And the idea of renting cars was mine.
We've always wanted life to be simple.
I think he's had enough.
-Hmm. -Of the work?
Of me.
-Ah! -He's been quiet. Kinda secretive.
I think he's met someone.
Oh, be still my heart!
Oh, Mr. Paulistinha, here. Don't you dare think that.
Hey, big boy. We think you can handle anything.
He can fix anything out there, but I don't know about that one.
You know, I was scared.
What were you scared of?
"Until death do us part."
It's so scary.
It's beautiful.
24H BEFORE THE WEDDING
Come on, right here. Sh! This way!
-I thought we'd be alone. -Don't be afraid.
I'm not afraid.
I'm disgusted.
Tatiana, you all right?
Is the drone recording?
Eva's with Gabriel.
It's just business.
Where's the cash?
And where's the photo?
There. With all the photos.
He's about to talk. You need to bring it closer.
-Don't you think… -This thing sucks, Batista.
Let me see this!
I'll give you the phone and this thing ends.
Give me the money, and that's it.
My girls, that weasel confessed!
Okay.
We'll put it behind us.
Just like you'll be behind bars!
-You're going down! -I told you to come alone!
You can't tell me to do anything,
and you'll never do this to me or any other woman ever again
because now I've got proof!
-Batista, why is it going psycho? -Oh shit!
-Help! -What do we do?
Run, Charles! Take the phone away!
There go the photos. And no more proof.
-Now pay me what you owe me. -Here's what Eva owes you!
Good one, girl. Perfect punch. But I think he also needs…
One more for the road!
Enough! Just stop!
-Let me go, Nina! -Enough, enough!
Here you go.
Everything I owe you.
All of it.
Here. Here's some money
for last night's drinks, jackass.
You're gonna pay!
Of course she's gonna pay. Eva's gonna pay for this.
Eva isn't paying a dime.
Because I'm paying you.
Well, okay.
Okay, now we need a plan B.
We could kick the bullshit outta him! That's my vote.
That's good, but what if we make him go to--
Seen Eva? There's something we need to talk about.
-Uh… -Hey. Did it work out?
Exactly like you had planned!
Anyone care to explain?
I filled in Carina.
Eva isn't paying a dime
because I'm paying you.
Mission received, and mission accomplished, yeah?
Did you see the pictures?
Of course not. That's your business. Hmm.
We are family now.
21H BEFORE THE WEDDING
Eva, I'm here!
Oh! Oh, baby!
I missed you.
So glad you're here.
-I got so much to tell you, hon. -Me too.
Same with me.
Oh, hey!
-Hi! -Thanks for your patience.
I blacked out and have no memory, but the photos are all there.
-And they don't lie. -I disagree, babe.
Baby, he forged them. They're all fake.
-Everything? -Everything.
-I just-- -And the kiss too?
Including that one. This was done in a hurry. It's a terrible forgery.
He should go to jail.
He already is.
You can't remember anything because nothing went on, baby.
There's something else.
The photo might be a fake,
but the kiss was real.
-You kissed him? -I did. At the bachelorette party.
So the photos are fake, but the kiss--
Happened, so…
I was drinking with the girls, and I'm not sure--
You were mad at me for lying to you.
No, Alex! I know that I can't make excuses for it.
I kissed him.
Just a stupid kiss, you know?
But I know you feel differently, so I'll understand if you nev--
If you never want to see me again, that's fine.
You might never have told me that.
-What does that mean? -I told you the pictures were fake.
I couldn't not tell you that.
I love you, Eva.
Love me every bit as much?
Just as much.
Eva, you're who you are.
You confront all your doubts and admit your weaknesses.
You don't let anything stop you. You're so full of life!
Eva, you're a force. You always wear your heart on your sleeve, I say.
And the best version of my true life is to have a woman like you by my side.
So even though you got all drunk and kissed your ex…
you still want to get married to me?
It's what I want most in the world.
Oh!
Love you.
I love you.
Well,
since we're being deadly honest, I gotta tell you something, too, if that's okay.
What's up, Alex?
I said I'd come later and get the dress
because I had an interview at a big gaming company.
That's so great to hear.
It's great?
-How was it? -Baby, it started this whole thing.
I left you here alone. I came close to ruining our wedding day--
-Because you wanted me stress free. -That's not a good reason.
Don't tell anyone,
but it's the best excuse I ever heard! I love you!
Oh, good.
You know, I was sure you'd kill me
when you found out I didn't get the dress in time.
-What was that? -No, but I got it.
And then I went and lost it.
-You lost it? -No, but I got it back again, babe.
Delivered as promised.
Oh my God. I think my heart just stopped for a second.
What a relief!
I can't believe it.
-Alex. -Yeah, what's up babe?
-Alex! -What's up?
-I want you to look at this. -Uh-uh!
After all that, there's no way I'm gonna see it and ruin the wedding.
You can look, Alex.
It's…
The dress is…
…already ruined!
-Dance, dance! -Wanna jump?
Jump it! Jump it! Jump it! Jump it!
Whoa!
No, no, no, it's coming back to me!
I forgot that something happened to it. My God!
But it was so beautiful.
Yeah, it was. I mean--
-What now? What'll I do? -I'm so sorry.
It's over!
-What? It's not over! -It can't be fixed.
-What are you saying? -You'll have to go out into the abyss.
What is this?
You convince Tatiana to give me her bridesmaid's dress!
-Think I wanna die? -You might die!
But if you survive, we'll get married.
Know something? I will survive, then we'll get married. And listen here…
-We'll be happily ever after, okay? -Mm-hmm.
I hope so.
Hang on.
Who's Suzana, Alex?
The CEO of the game company. I'll call her back later.
Hey, what are you doing? Let's hear the news. Play it.
Huh?
It all came together.
I need you here tomorrow to sign your contract,
then you'll fly off to London this week. We're excited to have you on the team.
Congratulations.
London?
Yeah, there's that. I forgot to tell you it's in London, and I'm not going.
You're not going?
-No. -Why aren't you going?
-Because-- -Because of me?
Of course. And I won't give up on what we got for a job.
-It's your dream. Your whole life is-- -My life's dream is you, Eva.
What we got is so good!
And reality isn't ever perfect.
Your dream job can't be imaginary?
I don't know any love that can survive that, Alex.
I could be gone for three months a year. Who knows how much I'll have to be there?
We might get lost somewhere along the way and never find one another.
We could. It happens.
But…
There's just no other way, Alex.
Mind if I ask you something now?
Will you…
-Mm. -Don't ask it, Eva.
Will you
not marry me, Alex?
I so love you.
People get married so they can be sure
they'll have eternal love.
As if a ring or some stationery paper
can grant you a happily-ever-after diploma.
But in truth,
nobody knows what's going to happen.
We decided to get married out of love,
but my love for Alex was greater than my wish to get married.
LONDON
9,496KM FROM SÃO PAULO
Okay, goodbye.
-Hey, Alex! -Hey.
Ah, damn it!
-I screwed up again. -Don't give up.
It's the last level.
Okay, fine.
So it's been a while.
I've been kinda busy.
Oh yeah?
Did you meet someone?
Maybe.
Okay, Alex. I have to know!
The president of the company. My game's ready to launch.
Nice!
Come on, now. Together.
One,
two…
Now!
Woo-hoo!
Nice work!
It's beautiful.
And when will the game be out?
As soon as I'm back in São Paulo.
What?
I'm the creative director in Brazil now.
You mean that…
Wh-- when are you coming?
Alex?
Will you marry me?
Of course I will!
Right now.
-Right now? -Yeah.
-I can't wait another minute. -I don't have anything to wear, Alex.
I brought it.
What did you do?
Tatiana helped me, and Ms. Eunice made another for you.
But have you checked this one?
Not this one.
-One second. -Okay.
-I'm gonna go put it on. -Okay.
In London, away from everything, I got to thinking about my whole life.
Was the dream of getting married just some silly kid thing?
The answer was no.
But now I wanted a wedding with only the most important thing…
me and Eva.
As a registered attorney specializing in family law…
She specializes in divorce, okay?
It's my pleasure to pronounce you man and wife!
-You may kiss the bride. -That's right!
Give her a good one! Yeah, I wanna see some tongue!
When I suggested to Alex to call off the wedding, I was so scared.
Scared of what everyone would think and losing him forever.
But that's what life's about.
It's like my father always says…
we can't be ashamed of being happy.
MARRIED AT LAST!