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In 2011, Dan was diagnosed with testicular cancer.
It might not seem appropriate to mention that here...
...but I think the way Dan responded to this news
was absolutely awesome.
I'm gonna cry...
And that summer he led the band
through a string of comeback appearances
and festival shows and all that and it was amazing...
...nobody would have noticed that he was ill......
...and the cancer didn't stand
a chance against my little brother, right?
I don't know if any of you have wondered what became of
Dan's mutated testicle after it was removed?
I mean, was it incinerated?
Destroyed by a controlled explosion?
Well I decided to investigate the whereabouts of "Tezza'...
...and I was startled to find that before
the offending bollock was destroyed...
...it had escaped the hospital.
But I believe that everybody deserves a chance to make
amends for the mistakes of the past.
That's partly why I'm here doing this job I think.
So I've got a lovely surprise for you all.
So this is 'Tezza'...
...Dan's mutated testicle.