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In 2011, Dan was diagnosed
with testicular cancer.

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It might not seem appropriate
to mention that here...

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...but I think the way Dan
responded to this news

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was absolutely awesome.

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I'm gonna cry...

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And that summer he led the band

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through a string of
comeback appearances

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and festival shows and all that
and it was amazing...

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...nobody would have
noticed that he was ill......

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...and the cancer didn't stand

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a chance against my little
brother, right?

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I don't know if any of you
have wondered what became of

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Dan's mutated testicle after
it was removed?

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I mean, was it incinerated?

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Destroyed by
a controlled explosion?

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Well I decided to investigate
the whereabouts of "Tezza'...

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...and I was startled to find
that before

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the offending
bollock was destroyed...

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...it had escaped
the hospital.

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But I believe that everybody
deserves a chance to make

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amends for the mistakes of the past.

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That's partly why I'm here
doing this job I think.

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So I've got a lovely
surprise for you all.

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So this is 'Tezza'...

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...Dan's mutated testicle.