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{\an8}在世界各地

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{\an8}也許是從開天闢地以來

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{\an8}不同文化有不同慶祝小孩成年的方式

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{\an8}有墨西哥15歲成年禮

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{\an8}美國甜蜜16歲成年禮

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{\an8}還有一種名叫陸潛的成年儀式

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我爸告訴我在巴西亞馬遜

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有一種子彈蟻成年禮

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他們會讓火蟻爬滿手並且啃咬

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如果你能承受痛苦
就是準備好成為男人了

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我跟他說
如果他覺得那種方法很可怕

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他該試試當個中學女孩

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每個人都有自己的難處

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我們也有自己的難題

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《我的成年禮誠摯不邀你》

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當你13歲時接受猶太成年禮時

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你會在會堂坐在親朋好友和長者面前

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朗讀《妥拉》

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接著通常會舉辦一場派對

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好,家人們

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請向我們新加入
且最美麗的成年人打聲招呼

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史黛西菲德曼!

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成年禮是成年人生的第一天

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大家都知道
受歡迎的成年人生取決於展開方式

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{\an8}選擇的主題

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-食物
-可以給我一個嗎?

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進場影片

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全都訴說著故事

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我想成為什麼樣的人?

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我會有像莉迪亞羅德里格凱茲
這種超讚的一生知己嗎?

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在那天到來之前一切都不重要

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因為那是舊的你

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還是小孩子的你

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現在你是成年人了

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所以誰會在乎

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兩年前妳是否在校外教學意外尿褲子

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還讓超美的姊姊蘿妮

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偷偷送乾淨的內褲過來

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這當然是假設情況

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加油,史黛西,她是我的妹妹!

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開啟成年人生最棒的方式

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當然少不了七年級最帥的男孩

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安迪,你在做什麼?

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史黛西

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我在會堂的普珥節選美對妳一見鍾情

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妳是我見過最美的艾斯德爾王后

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我可以給妳一個吻來正式表示

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我是妳的男朋友嗎?

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我允許,安迪高德法布

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史黛西!

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史黛西,我們要遲到了,動作快

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我知道妳聽得見

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等一下,我聽妳的話在用牙線!

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-我在漱口了
-動作快一點!

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-妳也是,蘿妮
-我準備好了

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妳總是這樣說,結果從來沒有準備好

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好吧,被妳說中了,我還沒準備好

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洋基隊贏定了

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你就穿這樣?

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我根本不認識這個孩子
我才不要穿西裝

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是國中的朋友
我們也得認識那些父母

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我不想認識他們
我喜歡小時候的他們

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我們只需要認識他們
和在蹦床公園的傢伙

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蘿妮,我們要遲到了

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等史黛西準備好
我就準備好了,不會有問題

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你好,安迪

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我當然願意跟你共享一碗丸子湯

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你好,安迪,我喜歡你的小圓帽

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我不知道你今晚會參加成年禮,酷

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親愛的,妳在找什麼?

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我找不到我的耳環

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祝妳好運

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繼續找,寶貝,繼續找

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妳慢慢來

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史黛西!

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抱歉,我來了!

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那雙鞋很美

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-但媽媽絕對不會讓妳穿的
-她根本不會發現

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如果她發現了,我就跟爸爸裝可憐

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她肯定會發現,她會不喜歡

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爸爸會同情妳
但最後他會怕到不敢反對媽媽

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我認識他們的時間比妳更久

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不好意思

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妳腳上穿的是什麼?

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莉迪亞的媽媽幫我們各買一雙
好讓我們當姊妹

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那是什麼意思?

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穿一樣的衣服
就是七年級生會做的事情

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脫掉,妳看起來像脫衣舞孃

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-媽,妳不能說那種話
-沒錯,媽,妳會被抵制

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天啊

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妳不脫掉鞋子就沒有手機用

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不行,妳不能穿,快點脫掉

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全都上車

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30秒內,否則會場就沒食物吃了

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是妳沒準備好,我們都好了

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我不知道我的耳環在哪裡

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寶貝,妳有到處找過嗎?老實說?

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因為如果妳有仔細看,妳就能找到

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你為什麼那樣對我?

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因為我知道女兒們需要更多時間

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我也...我根本一點都不想去

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-你們最壞
-對,我愛妳,好

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就讓她穿那雙鞋吧
讓莉迪亞自己穿也太不公平了

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好

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妳兩分鐘後就會痛恨這雙鞋

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不用客氣

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謝謝,愛妳

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-史黛西!
-我來了!

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好吧

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動作快,孩子!

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我來了,對不起!

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-很好
-做得好

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遺傳妳老爸,洋裝搭配運動鞋

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舒適永遠最重要,甜心

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她在那裡!

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她跛著腳,嗨,甜心

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-嗨,莉迪
-莉迪亞...百科全書莉迪亞

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-大家好
-沒問題

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鞋子很美,妳超可愛,莉迪亞

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謝謝,蘿蘿,我和史黛西穿姊妹鞋

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-我們聽說了
-已經不是了

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-妳把鞋子脫了
-我有幫妳帶一雙

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謝謝,我的腳沒知覺了

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-父母知道我們帶妳去嗎?
-我有告訴我媽

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她有跟我爸的律師說
所以我們可以出發了

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很好

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爸,你可以關掉這首歌嗎?太丟臉了

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為什麼丟臉,附近又沒有人聽見

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天啊!你在羞辱我!

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好,我關掉就是了,老天爺

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各位,我都已經關掉了
我們還在難過什麼?

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她們看悲傷影片看誰能先哭出來

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妳們試著哭,那行為真是詭異

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妳超擅長這個遊戲,討厭死了

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我們家族成員都需要看心理醫生

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對,你需要兩位

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十位

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很好啊

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大家都正常一點
我們在往會堂的路上

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這是妳們愛的歌

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來點歡呼,家人們!

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今天是戴文的成年禮!

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他已經是成年人了
大家為戴文掌聲鼓勵

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我們一直督促所有老師安派更多作業

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若我們想讓孩子為這世界做好準備
就得提早開始

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印度一直比我們強

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-我總是跟兒子馬文說他...
-對不起

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我可以打擾你一下嗎?

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我想我是代表整桌人發言

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我們今晚是來此享用雞和魚的

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或許喝個幾杯,能請你住口嗎?

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謝謝

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天啊!

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這部真是經典

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妳們有看過《鬼精靈》嗎?

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-老兄,那部是神作
-我們知道

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我們看過了,超難看

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可以讓我們好好看電影嗎?

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再見

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好傷人

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-我們看過嗎?
-沒有

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我是很喜歡嘉年華主題

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不過妳的糖果樂園
會成為年度最佳主題

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直到妳的紐約主題
讓全校學生自嘆不如!

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要我爸媽同意才行

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妳爸跟DJ什穆利聊過了嗎?

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讓我聽見尖叫聲
“DJ什穆利是我的王!”

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DJ什穆利是我的王!

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-已經把他訂下來了,沒問題!
-太棒了!

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看起來不錯,女士們

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-妳們好
-嗨

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妳們能相信我們今年都會成年嗎?

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-無法相信
-對

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今天下午我媽竟然讓我刮腿毛

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是第一次,真是太神奇了

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我真以妳為榮,妮琪

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現在感覺好熱
好像有人在我小腿塗了一層山葵

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我的天啊

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為什麼金、安雅和梅根
總是看起來那麼有型?

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那些鳥是救援回來的嗎?

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-妳說什麼?
-最好是

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-她們嚇到我了
-知道還有什麼很嚇人嗎?

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妮琪的媽媽讓蘿妮和薩拉喝酒

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一、二、三

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好,讓我把杯子藏起來

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對,她想當酷媽,真的很奇怪

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開始!

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我的天啊
安迪高德法布今晚看起來好帥

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妳有沒有發覺

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有一天他會是我的人
而妳也會交到超酷的男朋友

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然後我們會辦聯合婚禮
並搬進翠貝卡的相鄰頂樓公寓

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在泰勒絲住的那棟大樓?

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-對!
-對!

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我要去跟他說話

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-什麼?
-我準備好了

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-妳應該這麼做,史黛西
-對

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妳可以的

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請跟我一起過去

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-好
-走吧

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就是這一刻,我們沒問題的

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借過!

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等等我!

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-不要!妳讓我丟臉
-對

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妳好,史黛西

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我喜歡妳的鞋子

208
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:50,916
安迪,笑一個

209
00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:53,958
解決他!

210
00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:04,458
馬特奧為什麼要那麼做?真是多餘

211
00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:05,458
抱歉

212
00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:06,791
沒錯,他該道歉

213
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,416
但安迪為什麼跟那個
義大利交換學生混在一起?

214
00:11:09,416 --> 00:11:10,791
我覺得他是厄瓜多人

215
00:11:10,791 --> 00:11:13,458
隨便啦,我聽說
他在家鄉有一位就讀大學的女朋友

216
00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,541
不對,我認為那是違法的

217
00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:18,916
天啊

218
00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:22,000
-抱歉
-妳有什麼毛病?

219
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,375
-妳為什麼要尖叫?太丟臉了
-對不起

220
00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:27,416
好了大家,來點歡呼!

221
00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:40,333
來吧,大家一起跳舞!來吧!

222
00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:53,416
讓我聽見你們的尖叫聲

223
00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:56,916
-什穆...
-利!

224
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:59,083
為什麼大家都喜歡這個蠢蛋?

225
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,750
-他是最優秀的!
-最優秀

226
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:05,166
你們已經正式什穆利化了!

227
00:12:06,666 --> 00:12:08,458
謝謝各位家人今日的參與

228
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:10,208
(史黛西的成年禮!)

229
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:12,500
讓我帶領各位一同體驗這趟旅程

230
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,500
想像一下,我的進場影片是...

231
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:19,125
我們都知道進場影片
決定了整場成年禮的風格

232
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,083
-蘿妮!
-女孩們,麻煩一下

233
00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:27,375
總之,我從哈德遜河
私人遊艇的階梯走下

234
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,416
迎接眾人歡呼以及煙火

235
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,166
接著,騎著水上摩托車
飛身而過的人是誰?

236
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,791
什麼?是國際唱片歌手
奧莉維亞羅德里戈

237
00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:39,708
-等等,我們哪來的錢付?
-我們有主意

238
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,250
她們有主意,親愛的

239
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:42,458
好

240
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,125
不對,等等,不對

241
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:47,833
-那個老頭是為妳爸準備的
-不用,下一張

242
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:50,541
-好了
-好

243
00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:51,583
(大學基金)

244
00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:52,666
太棒了

245
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,458
-閉嘴,蘿妮
-不,妳才閉嘴

246
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:55,583
我會殺了妳,蘿妮

247
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,375
我會先捅死妳!

248
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,666
真棒

249
00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:02,333
天啊,這很重要
各位,我要變成女人了!

250
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,750
聽著,女人
妳現在只需要擔心妳的實踐誡命計畫

251
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,250
以及練習朗讀《妥拉》

252
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,166
那不重要!

253
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,625
這對你、其他老人和上帝是很重要

254
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:17,291
但對我來說派對才重要

255
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:18,958
如果派對不順利的話

256
00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:20,416
我可能會跟凱特卡茲曼一樣

257
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:22,208
妳不會跟凱特卡茲曼一樣

258
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,583
凱特卡茲曼是誰?

259
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,583
她的成年禮是超爛的中世紀主題

260
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,291
叫做凱特卡茲曼武士

261
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,625
卻沒發現英文縮寫是三個K

262
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,666
好,我能看出那是個問題,好

263
00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:34,750
如今她獨自坐在學生餐廳
為了不存在的人

264
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:38,250
縫著友誼手環,因為她沒有朋友

265
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,625
聽起來有點誇張

266
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,291
所以妳認為人不該因為
宣傳三K黨而受到懲罰

267
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,750
天啊,媽,我不知道妳支持種族歧視

268
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:46,791
天啊

269
00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:47,833
聽我說

270
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,916
你們總說成年禮決定了我日後的人生

271
00:13:50,916 --> 00:13:53,041
我認為杜娃黎波會讓我的人生完美

272
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,625
不行,不能請知名流行歌手
沒有遊艇,連帆船都別想

273
00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:59,250
太不公平了
蘿妮的成年禮有烤馬鈴薯自助吧

274
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,666
聽著,我成年禮時
我們在奶奶的地下室開派對

275
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,750
大家一起切開巨大猶太丸子

276
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:05,666
那才好玩

277
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:07,958
妳知道主題是什麼嗎?當個猶太人

278
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,750
妳只要練習禱告,寫好致詞稿

279
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,166
我一直在寫,菲德曼先生,都弄好了

280
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,416
妳在寫史黛西的致詞稿?

281
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:16,666
你們知道我不擅長寫作

282
00:14:16,666 --> 00:14:19,291
對,英語是她最差的科目,真的很差

283
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,416
-史黛西,這樣不行
-沒關係

284
00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:24,583
她會製作我的進場影片
我知道她會做得很棒,別擔心

285
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,916
我至少能有無酒精莫希托暢飲吧嗎?

286
00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:29,541
妳可以有球池

287
00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:33,375
天啊,爸,那是給小孩子的!
我已經有月經七個月了!

288
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,083
等等,史黛西

289
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,916
妳的月經來得可真久,甜心!

290
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,375
那好吧,我先走了

291
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,500
我開車送妳

292
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,125
我愛你們,明早見

293
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,750
別擔心,爸,不會有事的

294
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,500
她一轉眼就長大了,讓人好難接受

295
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,791
我在喝酒了

296
00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:51,750
我前幾天試過,我不喜歡,所以沒事

297
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:01,500
親愛的上帝,怎麼樣?

298
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,416
我是史黛西菲德曼
但我想祢已經知道了

299
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:07,208
我想祢也知道我要說什麼了

300
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,375
但是為了安全起見,我還是要說出來

301
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:15,958
若是我能擁有超讚的成年禮
我會滿心感謝

302
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,666
我知道我得完成實踐誡命計畫

303
00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:24,166
但實踐誡命
不是該以代表我的方式回饋社會嗎?

304
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:26,125
所以我不知道該怎麼做

305
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:28,208
我不受歡迎

306
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,750
我不是敗犬

307
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,333
我不知道自己是誰

308
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,791
但我知道
若是能舉辦一場超讚的成年禮

309
00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:41,291
機會就會來臨
我就能擁有我所謂的精彩人生

310
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,125
不行,不能請知名流行歌手

311
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,458
妳可以有球池

312
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,416
球池?莉迪亞肯定要什麼有什麼

313
00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,416
甚至會為我準備扭扭糖供應區

314
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:52,125
我開始擔心爸媽就是不懂

315
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,750
我的成年禮會超爛

316
00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:04,208
-她的手機一直在妳那裡?
-沒有,她在說謊

317
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,708
-膽大包天
-沒人性

318
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:06,875
-就像我老爸一樣
-對

319
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,791
-可以坐外面嗎?今天天氣很好
-不要

320
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:10,541
我是可以曬一下

321
00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:11,541
對,沒錯

322
00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:13,041
那件是托里伯奇的嗎?

323
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,250
不是,是在沃爾瑪買的

324
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,250
我買了這個,還有只要12美元的水壺

325
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,583
我是在跟她說話

326
00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:22,625
我嗎?

327
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:23,750
妳的裙子

328
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,083
對,是托里伯奇

329
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:29,916
我媽想在下次開庭前把我爸的錢花光

330
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,458
我確定看過海莉比伯穿同一件

331
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:36,000
瞭解,酷,再見

332
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:39,791
感覺好怪

333
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,416
-我對她們是又愛又恨
-沒錯

334
00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:44,333
剛才是怎麼回事?

335
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:09,333
聽著,我聽說
梅根下週末要開始她的實踐誡命計畫

336
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,916
她會在科切拉音樂節發防曬霜

337
00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:12,875
-什麼?天啊
-太酷了

338
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,750
各位,我得想出驚人的活動

339
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,083
壓力太大了

340
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,583
妳覺得成為抖音的社運網紅
需要多久時間?

341
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,083
六個月?

342
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,208
太久了

343
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,416
知道嗎?我們需要先放鬆一下大腦

344
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,916
妳們週六要做什麼?
我媽這個週末不在家

345
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,250
怎樣?妳要辦派對嗎?

346
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,375
笨蛋派對?

347
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:33,583
如果我真的辦了呢?

348
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,125
我爸也不在

349
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,166
這下妳可以真正辦一場派對了

350
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:41,166
妳可以邀請全七年級生
不用排除任何人

351
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:43,125
拜託,有機會排除別人

352
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,500
而不是被排除在外,不是很好玩嗎?

353
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,416
小心!

354
00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:06,166
我的天啊,史黛西...妳還好嗎?

355
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:07,958
死了

356
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,416
看起來不太妙

357
00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:10,791
妳的頭髮弄到草了

358
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:12,041
史黛西

359
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,291
妳還好嗎?

360
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,625
是我不好!

361
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:17,791
妳沒事吧?

362
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,791
好,真的很抱歉

363
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,041
喝點水吧

364
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,916
天啊,那真是太完美了

365
00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:35,250
他這樣...然後妳也這樣

366
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,833
妳們注定是一對

367
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,500
妳的腿沒事吧?妮琪

368
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,458
我的腿很好,馬特奧,別緊張

369
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,333
真的嗎?

370
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:57,125
對了,史黛西
爸邀請了乾洗店老闆參加妳的成年禮

371
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,833
什麼?不行,真不公平

372
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,916
老人和一般人的比例已經很不平衡了

373
00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:04,916
馬特奧為什麼讀希伯來學校?

374
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:09,208
也許他想皈依並且享受猶太節日?

375
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,166
妳要邀請他嗎?史黛西

376
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,666
馬特奧?不要,我跟他不熟

377
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:16,041
如果妳邀請馬特奧,安迪可能會參加

378
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,500
祝學習愉快!

379
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,208
愛妳們喔!

380
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,500
完蛋了!

381
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,250
妳們是嗑了...

382
00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:41,291
-謝謝
-做得好,各位

383
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,000
-有什麼新鮮事?
-嗨

384
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,583
-兩位,沙龍平安
-沙龍平安

385
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,166
這看起來超棒

386
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:49,458
-我沒那麼有創意
-我對手工藝類沒什麼創意

387
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,375
-我喜歡妳的衣服,艾希莉
-謝謝

388
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,541
是真的很可愛

389
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,750
妳看誰從親熱衣櫃走出來

390
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,333
天啊,他們剛在裡面親熱嗎?

391
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:59,000
他們怎麼不會被抓到?這裡人很多

392
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:05,083
你們相信我在你們這個年紀
參加猶太搖滾樂團嗎?

393
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:10,041
我們自稱出埃及記樂團
因為創世紀有人用了

394
00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:12,333
抱歉,亞倫,我讓你無聊嗎?

395
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,666
什麼?沒有,我在聽,傑瑞領唱

396
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:15,791
史黛西,嗨!

397
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,208
-妳好可愛,妳們都好嗎?
-都好

398
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,958
-有柱子!
-柱子!

399
00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,500
等等,妳們的每週一《妥拉》如何?

400
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,291
大概有六千頁

401
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,625
為什麼我爸媽要選八月的第三週?

402
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:31,666
但我的大概只有一分鐘半
謝謝你,六月十日!

403
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:35,000
動作快,女士們,五分鐘後開演!

404
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,916
我喜歡把希伯來學校的工作
當成我的小小演出

405
00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:42,666
妳們的禱告書是節目單
而我是主角,小可愛

406
00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:46,708
使妳們眼花繚亂,懂我意思嗎?

407
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:48,625
開玩笑的,走吧,上課了,快來!

408
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,708
-瑞貝卡拉比!
-我們可以吃點心嗎?

409
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,083
-你們想吃馬鈴薯餅和魚餅凍嗎?
-她超棒

410
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,583
真的,我愛她

411
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,875
而我是主角,小可愛
使妳們眼花繚亂

412
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,291
-學得很像
-很像

413
00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,708
謝謝,非常感謝

414
00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:03,125
-她是認真的嗎?天啊
-可不是嗎?

415
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,958
我真的好想要一朵雲
我想嚐嚐雲的滋味

416
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:08,333
-妳想要什麼?
-我想嚐嚐雲的滋味

417
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,833
我只想嚐嚐雲的滋味而已

418
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,375
-似乎真的...
-妳沒事吧?

419
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,875
沒事,怎麼了嗎?

420
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,041
之前球打中妳的頭

421
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:20,416
頭部受傷可不是開玩笑的

422
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:23,166
有一次我因為腦震盪在踢足球時吐了

423
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,333
妳有吐嗎?

424
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,791
沒有,我沒有吐

425
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,208
酷

426
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,375
-好,安息日平安
-安息日平安

427
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:39,666
好,大家感覺如何?
有時間好好享受人生嗎?

428
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,666
你們開始實踐誡命計畫了嗎?

429
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,541
-沒有
-有

430
00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:47,625
沒有嗎?這是成年禮最重要的部分

431
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:52,958
這是各位能夠回饋社區
社會大眾的時候

432
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:56,041
怎麼?你們不關心社會大眾嗎?

433
00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:57,916
-不關心
-關心

434
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:02,583
好吧,不如我們繼續
老朋友大衛的故事

435
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:03,791
記得他嗎?

436
00:22:03,791 --> 00:22:08,541
這位老鄉準備跟性感的拔示巴上床

437
00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:11,166
雖然她已經是別人的妻子

438
00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:14,666
大衛真是狡猾的蛇,你是蛇嗎?亞倫

439
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:16,958
不是

440
00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:19,166
你有做過這種事嗎?亞倫
背叛老婆?

441
00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:25,625
-我嗎?
-跟你鬧著玩的,放輕鬆

442
00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:27,833
你流汗了,我的天啊

443
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,833
你不是狡猾的蛇,亞倫,你很優秀

444
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:31,916
看看你漸漸濃密的手毛和鬍子

445
00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,916
感謝上帝,亞倫,擊個掌吧

446
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,666
於是我跟專櫃小姐說:“我要包色”

447
00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:45,625
她說:“妳要離婚嗎?”
我回她:“妳怎麼猜到的?”

448
00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:49,375
真好笑,媽

449
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:52,666
我週六可以帶朋友來家裡嗎?

450
00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:53,875
當然,是遊戲日嗎?

451
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:57,833
遊戲日?媽,我13歲了
請別說是遊戲日

452
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,041
我爸打來

453
00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:02,208
-嗨
-嗨,史黛西

454
00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:05,750
我人在超市
媽咪告訴我妳需要衛生棉條

455
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,083
-但我不確定妳用什麼尺寸...
-別說了,都可以

456
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:11,416
-有太多品牌可以選擇
-拿衛生棉,我不在乎

457
00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:12,875
妳要用哪一種流量的?

458
00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,666
-量多型嗎?
-要量多型

459
00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:16,708
-天啊
-量少型?還是要超多顆粒型?

460
00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:19,500
我都搞混了,我也要買花生醬

461
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,666
-我是說...
-媽咪說是高度警戒情況?

462
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:24,458
說妳可能要睡在浴缸裡?

463
00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,291
我會立刻把衛生棉送到妳房裡去

464
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,791
天啊,愛你,再見

465
00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:34,541
嗨,莉迪,我是金
我邀請大家來開派對

466
00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:36,000
若妳有空就來吧

467
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,333
天啊

468
00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:40,916
我該回什麼?

469
00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:42,250
妳想去嗎?

470
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,166
不想

471
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,416
但我覺得應該要回她

472
00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:50,875
對,當然

473
00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,500
妳想去的話我沒關係

474
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,416
我只是覺得她們很差勁
但選擇權在妳身上

475
00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:58,750
-我問問能不能帶妳去
-不要,拜託別問

476
00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,583
我就要問,我在問了,送出了

477
00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:02,000
糟糕,抱歉

478
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:07,875
(酷)

479
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,500
天啊!

480
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:13,083
媽,能請妳載我們到金張柯恩家嗎?

481
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,708
-等等,可以先去我家一趟嗎?
-好

482
00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:18,291
-月經
-妳們要問塔拉和妮琪能不能去嗎?

483
00:24:21,458 --> 00:24:23,458
我覺得應該不會

484
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:25,375
帶三個人過去會太多了

485
00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:26,833
-對,我同意
-對

486
00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:38,541
好,動作快

487
00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:39,708
-嗨,蘿蘿
-嗨

488
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:42,166
-我該配一件外套嗎?
-不用,妳要去哪裡?

489
00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:43,583
金張柯恩家

490
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:45,916
天啊,到酷孩子家的第一守則

491
00:24:45,916 --> 00:24:47,666
別不同意,別太激動

492
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:48,750
-知道了,謝謝
-酷

493
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:50,375
爸把衛生棉放在妳床上

494
00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:52,875
尺寸超大,我差點以為是枕頭

495
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,083
妳在開玩笑嗎?

496
00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:55,750
真好笑

497
00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:04,291
天啊

498
00:25:04,291 --> 00:25:06,750
記住,別不同意,別太激動

499
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,416
莉迪亞,妳有暗戀的人嗎?

500
00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:26,583
沒有,我們這個年級
沒有多少男生能選擇

501
00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:27,625
妳懂嗎?

502
00:25:29,416 --> 00:25:31,333
所以妳只喜歡男生?

503
00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:35,458
-應該吧
-別擔心,我們也有幾個直女

504
00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:36,541
酷

505
00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:38,666
我不會不同意

506
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,833
史黛西,那妳呢?

507
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:46,291
妳喜歡誰?

508
00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:49,750
我沒有喜歡的人,真的

509
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,458
明天大家會來我家聚一聚

510
00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:57,083
妳們有空可以來,小活動而已

511
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:58,625
聽起來很不錯

512
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:03,000
妳們一定要來
派對肯定很棒,她家超酷

513
00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:07,666
我是說還可以

514
00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:12,083
總之,我們該去洗臉了

515
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:14,708
-我們得在出門前換衣服
-我們要去哪裡?

516
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,166
去岩脊

517
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,250
-不可以
-我們會小心的

518
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,458
我不想死

519
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,250
-非去不可,不能不同意
-什麼?

520
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,333
別激動

521
00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:29,833
安迪會去

522
00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:35,666
拜託,莉迪亞,妳不能幫我嗎?

523
00:26:35,666 --> 00:26:37,833
我已經讓妳參加聚會了,還不夠嗎?

524
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,791
我不是那個意思

525
00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:43,333
妳們到底來不來?

526
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,583
好,我去

527
00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:06,375
我媽說我得再等一年才能豐唇

528
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,750
她說妳可以打肉毒,就用在嘴唇上吧

529
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:09,666
對

530
00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:20,000
看看誰來了

531
00:27:40,041 --> 00:27:41,333
大家好嗎?

532
00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:44,458
有什麼新鮮事?

533
00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:48,208
-嗨,史黛西
-嗨,馬特奧

534
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,541
我們剛踢完足球
狠狠修理了聖凱瑟琳,三比零

535
00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:52,958
雖然他們的球場超爛

536
00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:55,291
對,那個球場完全是斜一邊

537
00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,125
沒錯

538
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,250
妳的頭還好嗎?

539
00:28:06,208 --> 00:28:08,875
還沒跟身體分家,所以...

540
00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:10,625
那樣很好

541
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:13,166
我沒有吐,所以,沒事

542
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,041
總之...

543
00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:20,250
妳好嗎?我是安迪

544
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:23,291
我知道,我們一起上希伯來學校
我是莉迪亞

545
00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:24,583
有嗎?

546
00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:25,875
對

547
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:30,958
我賭你們不敢跳下去,快點,來吧

548
00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:32,250
跳下岩脊?亞倫

549
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:34,916
你會摔斷雙腿弄傷脊椎的

550
00:28:34,916 --> 00:28:37,000
對,我聽說梅莉莎昆杜的表姊跳下去

551
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,291
結果現在得用鼻子傳訊息,別這麼做

552
00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,166
看起來會很有趣

553
00:28:42,791 --> 00:28:44,625
如果沒戴隱形眼鏡我會跳

554
00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:47,125
我很樂意幫你拿,亞倫

555
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:53,708
糟糕,那你就看不到了

556
00:28:56,416 --> 00:28:57,250
我跳

557
00:28:58,583 --> 00:28:59,416
什麼?

558
00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:02,166
妳會跳下去?

559
00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:03,916
那太猛了

560
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,083
來看看吧

561
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,333
好

562
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,791
-不可能...
-媽的

563
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,708
如果她真的跳下去
記得是我出的主意

564
00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:14,750
我們根本不知道水淺不淺

565
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,375
-她不會跳的
-她不會跳的

566
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:36,708
-如果她死了,我們不在場
-當然不在

567
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,000
-她根本就是膽小鬼
-她在拖時間

568
00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:40,541
史黛西

569
00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:42,791
妳說過我們會小心,拜託

570
00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:44,208
安迪在看嗎?

571
00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:49,125
大家都在看

572
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:53,666
菲德曼!妳可以的,跳吧!

573
00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:56,625
-跳吧
-史黛西,別這樣對我

574
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:57,958
若妳死掉妳爸媽會殺了我

575
00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:00,250
我對天發誓,史黛西!別跳!

576
00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:12,125
-天啊!
-哇靠!

577
00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:13,791
-天啊!
-我的天啊!

578
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:19,208
史黛西!

579
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,166
-史黛西!
-超猛!

580
00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:23,708
太扯了!

581
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
史黛西!

582
00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:30,666
-那是我的主意
-你閉嘴!

583
00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:33,250
史黛西菲德曼!

584
00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:35,541
妳真是傳奇人物!

585
00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:37,500
看我多厲害!

586
00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:41,833
那是什麼?

587
00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:50,041
好噁心

588
00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:53,583
史黛西把岩脊變成紅海了

589
00:30:58,833 --> 00:30:59,791
別激動

590
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,833
只是生理期而己,女生每個月都會來

591
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,291
那看起來像兩個月的量

592
00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:05,333
你無法應付有月經的人生,亞倫

593
00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:06,416
對,你這混蛋

594
00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:07,875
等等,我做錯了什麼?

595
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,291
謝謝妳跟大家一起笑我

596
00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:24,708
我沒有笑

597
00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,083
妳有笑

598
00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:27,750
史黛西,這沒什麼大不了的

599
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:28,916
套上我的運動衫

600
00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:31,833
沒什麼大不了的?
剛才太丟人了,安迪看著我...

601
00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:34,208
大家都覺得妳超猛

602
00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:36,583
不對,隨便,我不喜歡他了

603
00:31:38,458 --> 00:31:39,625
宣告

604
00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:42,250
-史黛西,妳要想清楚
-我想清楚了,宣告

605
00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:47,166
5點23分

606
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:50,333
史黛西菲德曼
對安迪高德法布的暗戀結束了

607
00:31:50,916 --> 00:31:54,041
死亡時間,下午5點23分

608
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,791
好,我們走吧

609
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:57,708
不用,妳去跟新朋友在一起吧

610
00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,375
什麼?妳在說什麼?

611
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,708
天啊,閉嘴
妳根本沒支持我,妳就承認吧

612
00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:04,333
妳才閉嘴,我叫妳別跳
我根本不想來這裡

613
00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:06,708
那是因為妳邀請她們參加妳的派對了

614
00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:10,125
-妳現在是無理取鬧
-妳現在是只想出名

615
00:32:11,916 --> 00:32:13,333
我好冷,我要走了

616
00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:16,083
天啊,史黛西,我真是無言

617
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:17,583
更無言的人是我

618
00:32:21,583 --> 00:32:22,750
妳今天要做什麼?甜心

619
00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:24,416
今天要送出邀請函

620
00:32:24,416 --> 00:32:27,125
我得去染頭髮...
對了,你有打給DJ什穆利嗎?

621
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:29,875
他要求休息室和每日津貼

622
00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:31,791
而且他有可能迷上我了

623
00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,708
那我可能會揍爆他的臉

624
00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:35,708
-對,好吧
-我來處理什穆利的事

625
00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:37,916
妳呢?我要去看電影,妳想來嗎?

626
00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:41,166
跟爸爸一起在電影院的感覺太怪了

627
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:44,125
好,妳不想再跟我一起出去?
那妳一整天要做什麼?

628
00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:48,041
薩拉要過來
我們要網購然後在外面小睡一下

629
00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:50,000
妳不覺得奇怪嗎?

630
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,500
我們上課一整週累死了!

631
00:32:53,666 --> 00:32:54,708
親愛的

632
00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:57,416
跟仍然愛著你的小女兒
共度美好時光吧

633
00:32:57,416 --> 00:32:58,833
-好
-好嗎?祝你今日愉快

634
00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:00,166
這個女兒嚇到我了

635
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,416
-我想你了,爸爸!
-是嗎?太好了

636
00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:17,541
天啊

637
00:33:17,541 --> 00:33:19,833
(岩脊)

638
00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:27,625
(紅海舞)

639
00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:31,208
(莉迪亞:妳還會過來嗎?)

640
00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:36,333
(我真的很抱歉,我不該笑的)

641
00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,250
-我們準備好了嗎?
-等一下,爸

642
00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:44,500
(妳真的在躲我嗎?)

643
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:51,708
(我也很抱歉)

644
00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:57,333
(我們去學校再談
我現在不想聊這件事)

645
00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:59,875
別這樣對我,我們走吧

646
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:01,041
來了!

647
00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:05,708
小甜心,我好興奮

648
00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:08,666
我好興奮能吃爆米花,加上大量奶油

649
00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:11,416
我吃完之後會很生氣

650
00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:14,583
-臉上會沾滿油
-爸,我可以不看電影嗎?

651
00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:16,083
妳不想看電影?怎麼了?

652
00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:17,833
妳也不想被人看見跟我一起出門?

653
00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:21,041
不是...我只需要跟莉迪亞談談
可以送我去她家嗎?

654
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,166
當然可以,小傢伙

655
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:26,083
怎麼了?妳有什麼煩惱嗎?

656
00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,166
不會有事的,不管是什麼煩惱

657
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:33,791
來,別告訴妳媽,喝點咖啡吧

658
00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:37,666
一小口...騙到妳了...

659
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:44,666
-好,玩得開心,我愛妳
-謝謝,愛你

660
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,666
我會一個人去看電影

661
00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:49,083
邊哭邊吃著酸味軟糖

662
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:52,041
-好的
-好,有事傳訊息給我

663
00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:53,166
我會的!

664
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:45,625
-史黛西,妳應該會知道
-按摩浴缸要怎麼打開?

665
00:35:46,791 --> 00:35:48,000
開關在儲藏室裡

666
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
-儲藏室?
-儲藏室?

667
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,583
我的天啊

668
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:14,416
我的天啊

669
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,125
-史黛西,等等!
-慘了,這下有好戲看了

670
00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:27,791
史黛西

671
00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:29,791
史黛西,是他主動吻我!

672
00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:31,375
妳根本不喜歡他!

673
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:34,416
妳就像大衛和拔示巴
妳就是狡猾的蛇

674
00:36:34,416 --> 00:36:36,416
-對不起,我...
-別說了!

675
00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:38,333
能讓我解釋嗎?拜託,我什麼都沒做

676
00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:40,125
不!讓我跟妳解釋

677
00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,875
首先,我們不再是朋友了

678
00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:47,208
第二,我絕對不會做妳的進場影片

679
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:50,666
-史黛西
-對了!還有一件事

680
00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:53,416
莉迪亞羅德里格凱茲

681
00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:56,708
我的成年禮誠摯不邀妳

682
00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:01,250
很好!妳就自己開心吧!

683
00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:11,708
親愛的上帝,我是史黛西菲德曼

684
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:15,416
這是搞什麼?

685
00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:17,958
祢怎麼能這樣對我?

686
00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:24,291
(可以過來嗎?聊一聊?
我真的需要解釋)

687
00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:40,500
(封鎖)

688
00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:55,375
好,再見,史黛西

689
00:37:57,750 --> 00:37:59,750
小薩,沒事,妳繼續睡

690
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:01,833
妳沒事,我保證,妳沒事

691
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,291
史黛西,等等

692
00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:17,083
妳還好嗎?發生什麼事了?

693
00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:19,791
大家一直問我們
妳是否需要量多型衛生棉條

694
00:38:19,791 --> 00:38:21,958
-我沒事
-妳確定嗎?史黛西

695
00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:24,583
因為妳的好閨蜜
跟你的暗戀對象在交往

696
00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:26,583
他們沒有交往,只是一個吻而已

697
00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:28,791
我聽說他今早在體育課
摸了她的南半球

698
00:38:28,791 --> 00:38:30,541
-塔拉...
-沒關係的

699
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:32,583
國中生八卦沒完沒了

700
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,791
好吧,是什麼時候的事情?

701
00:38:58,416 --> 00:38:59,916
在她週末舉辦的派對上

702
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,833
她有開派對?

703
00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:03,583
應該是,她沒有邀請我們

704
00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:06,083
不意外,因為他們都在嘲笑

705
00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:08,416
我在岩脊的瀕死體驗

706
00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:11,000
妳們和安迪一起去了岩脊?

707
00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:15,208
只是去了岩脊而已,臨時起意

708
00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:19,750
-塔拉,我們走吧
-好

709
00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:25,500
好,今天我們要談的是“蒂昆奧蘭”

710
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:26,791
有人知道意思嗎?

711
00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:28,458
金!

712
00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:30,958
如果上帝真的存在
氣候變遷要如何解釋?

713
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,791
其實這是個很棒的問題

714
00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:38,750
為何異性戀不能用同志抖音?
那裡的內容有趣多了

715
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:42,125
若是上帝愛我
衪為何總讓我長一堆青春痘?

716
00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:44,000
為什麼蘋果一直換充電器?

717
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,333
我爸的醫生為什麼開錯肩膀?

718
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,666
我為什麼要跟奶奶同住一個房間?

719
00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:52,000
好...

720
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,708
我想我能解釋

721
00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:56,458
青春痘、氣候變遷和同志抖音

722
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,583
-她有時候會嚇到我
-你也是嗎?

723
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:02,125
用音樂解釋

724
00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:08,333
如果真有上帝為何會有戰爭?

725
00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:12,041
為何會有不公?

726
00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:14,500
為何人們窮果?

727
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:20,625
我為何會有酵母菌感染?

728
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:25,833
整整11年都沒痊癒

729
00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,583
答案很明白

730
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:35,625
上帝是隨機...

731
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,208
上帝是隨機醬汁

732
00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:38,375
一起唱!

733
00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:42,208
上帝是隨機...

734
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:46,375
妳們的禱告書是節目單
小可愛,使妳們眼花繚亂

735
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:04,125
(七年級八卦群
放心說八卦,完全匿名)

736
00:41:05,541 --> 00:41:09,625
(莉迪亞的乳頭上有一根超長黑毛)

737
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:12,416
席瑪!

738
00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:17,458
瑞貝卡拉比說看手機會怎樣?

739
00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:21,333
對吧?亞倫知道我在說什麼
抱一下,小子

740
00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,791
-感謝上帝,亞倫
-是的,拉比

741
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:34,125
好吧,怎麼了?小姐

742
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,916
妳本來是乖巧又有禮貌的孩子

743
00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:39,791
如今妳上課用手機
沒有練習每週一《妥拉》

744
00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:42,333
告訴我,姊妹,發生什麼事了?

745
00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:45,375
知道妳負責的部分在說什麼嗎?

746
00:41:45,375 --> 00:41:47,291
妳懂《摩西五經》嗎?

747
00:41:47,291 --> 00:41:50,750
知道,提到很多與金牛犢有關的事情

748
00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:55,916
對,但內容也提到人要獨立自主

749
00:41:55,916 --> 00:41:58,375
要承擔自己犯下的錯

750
00:41:58,375 --> 00:42:00,208
跟成年人有關的事情?

751
00:42:00,208 --> 00:42:01,916
讓我大膽猜猜看

752
00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:04,666
妳也還沒開始實踐誡命計畫吧?

753
00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:07,166
我在縮小範圍

754
00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:10,541
席瑪,我告訴妳,妳越早實踐誡命

755
00:42:10,541 --> 00:42:13,083
我是好心,同時也是命令妳

756
00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:15,583
妳就能越早發覺一切變得明朗

757
00:42:17,458 --> 00:42:19,625
等等,若我實踐誡命
上帝會獎勵我?

758
00:42:20,375 --> 00:42:22,583
-不,不是獎勵...
-衪會給我我想要的東西嗎?

759
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,208
我絕對沒有說那種話

760
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,875
不,謝謝妳,拉比
妳幫了我好多,我得去努力了

761
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,000
等等,不是...

762
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,083
我得展開旅程了,瑞貝卡拉比!

763
00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:31,208
能幫我拿開特力嗎?

764
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,083
(實踐誡命點子)

765
00:42:41,083 --> 00:42:43,125
(製作狗狗的友誼手環)

766
00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:48,250
(沖掉學校廁所裡沒沖的便便)

767
00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,541
我可以坐這裡嗎?

768
00:42:49,541 --> 00:42:50,458
當然

769
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,625
(跟莉迪亞合好?)

770
00:43:11,541 --> 00:43:12,458
嗨

771
00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:16,125
妳不會剛好知道
今天為何大家一直問我

772
00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:18,500
能不能用我的乳頭毛清潔牙縫吧?

773
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:19,833
妳知道原因嗎?史黛西

774
00:43:20,791 --> 00:43:21,625
不知道

775
00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:24,875
七年級已經夠難熬了
就算沒有人對我指指點點和取笑我

776
00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:28,250
在我走在走廊上時大喊
“蜘蛛奶頭來了”

777
00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:30,958
總比“大姨媽和吸血墊來了”好

778
00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:32,291
但那是事實,史黛西

779
00:43:32,291 --> 00:43:33,875
我怎麼知道妳的乳頭沒有毛?

780
00:43:33,875 --> 00:43:35,250
因為妳就是知道

781
00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:40,500
妳為什麼跟他交往?
我本來以為只是一個吻

782
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,666
還有別在安迪面前模仿瑞貝卡拉比

783
00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,958
那是我的模仿,妳這竊賊

784
00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:49,416
而我是主角,小可愛
使妳們眼花繚亂

785
00:43:50,833 --> 00:43:53,708
跟她一模一樣,模仿傑瑞領唱看看

786
00:43:54,375 --> 00:43:55,416
我不會模仿

787
00:43:56,458 --> 00:43:58,625
爛!

788
00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:00,583
蘿妮?

789
00:44:00,583 --> 00:44:01,958
-蘿妮?
-雞肉?

790
00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,541
蘿妮,妳能幫我想實踐誡命計畫嗎?
我得盡快完成

791
00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:06,041
我現在有點忙

792
00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:07,416
帕瑪森起司雞排!

793
00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:08,416
答對了

794
00:44:08,416 --> 00:44:11,291
親愛的,妳和莉迪亞何不做點
跟遊民有關的事情?

795
00:44:11,291 --> 00:44:13,458
或是去動物之家當志工?

796
00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:16,041
因為這是我的成年禮
我不想跟莉迪亞一起實踐誡命

797
00:44:16,041 --> 00:44:17,208
這要能表達我的立場

798
00:44:17,208 --> 00:44:19,375
史黛西,妳之前也這麼說春捲皮納塔

799
00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:21,041
-還有洋裝
-還有妳的頭髮

800
00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:23,125
閉嘴,薩拉妳為何總是在這裡?

801
00:44:24,458 --> 00:44:27,041
妳們不懂這代表的意義,沒有人懂

802
00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:30,916
屋裡公主病最嚴重的人

803
00:44:30,916 --> 00:44:33,750
-正確
-天啊,一點都不好笑

804
00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,208
女孩們,別惹她了

805
00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:52,500
天啊

806
00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:00,166
搞什麼?

807
00:45:05,166 --> 00:45:06,625
(給我的閨蜜莉迪亞!)

808
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,750
(莉迪亞的影片,很丟臉別播!)

809
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:20,625
如果那是妳和一個男孩
妳會怎麼做?

810
00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:23,958
- (莉迪亞和好色娃娃超爆笑.
- MOV)

811
00:45:25,416 --> 00:45:27,333
我們來拍個特寫吧

812
00:45:27,875 --> 00:45:28,791
妳看

813
00:45:32,958 --> 00:45:36,458
-妳幹嘛每次都這樣?
-因為我喜歡我的腳味

814
00:45:36,458 --> 00:45:37,791
她聽起來像割草機

815
00:45:38,416 --> 00:45:39,666
好大聲

816
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,208
有拍到翻滾畫面嗎?

817
00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:45,875
-我有拍到鼻涕
-停,拜託立刻刪掉

818
00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:47,083
我要這樣接吻

819
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:50,000
我們在等她擠出青春痘

820
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,916
天啊,我好像尿褲子了

821
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,416
金、梅根和安雅

822
00:45:53,416 --> 00:45:55,500
她們超遜,她們超蠢

823
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:56,916
她的腳趾好多毛

824
00:46:01,833 --> 00:46:03,875
妳們有從前面放屁過嗎?

825
00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:06,000
-從小妹妹那裡嗎?
-厲害!

826
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,958
-要我示範嗎?我得準備
-好,示範一下

827
00:46:08,958 --> 00:46:10,708
不會吧,妳還有專屬運動?

828
00:46:11,416 --> 00:46:13,083
不,可憐的妮琪

829
00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:19,291
我在示範陰吹給她們看

830
00:46:19,291 --> 00:46:20,541
陰...

831
00:46:24,041 --> 00:46:25,291
(匯入)

832
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,791
妳最好別把這個給別人看

833
00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:37,833
我發誓,若是妳給別人看

834
00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:39,083
我真的會殺了妳

835
00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:40,750
妳聽懂了嗎?妳明白嗎?

836
00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:41,833
我不會做那種事

837
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,833
-好,很好
-愛妳

838
00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,875
住手,我是認真的,這可能很危險

839
00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:53,416
她們兩個玩得好瘋

840
00:46:53,416 --> 00:46:55,625
史黛西,別再一直黏著莉迪亞了

841
00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:58,666
真棒!

842
00:46:58,666 --> 00:47:02,083
感謝收看,再見!

843
00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:22,375
我的天

844
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:37,083
好耶!恭喜班傑明!

845
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,000
什穆利!

846
00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:43,583
什麼事?小子

847
00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:46,166
你能放旅程樂團的
《別停止相信》嗎?

848
00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:50,750
天啊,你傷我好深

849
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:55,416
沒人會放那種爛歌!
讓什穆利負責炒熱這裡的氣氛

850
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:02,375
來點歡呼,派對動物!

851
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:19,083
-沒錯
-這裡太吵了

852
00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:23,500
我們在妳這麼大的時候
不用忍受這些成年禮

853
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:27,666
我們只是跟家人慶祝
突然間妳就成為女人了

854
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,666
-對
-以前女孩不辦成年禮嗎?

855
00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:30,916
我媽告訴我

856
00:48:30,916 --> 00:48:33,833
女孩是在神的國度誕生
所以我們用不著慶祝

857
00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:35,500
她是鬼扯

858
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:37,333
她只是想省錢

859
00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:39,125
真的...

860
00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:44,458
上吧,快去

861
00:48:45,916 --> 00:48:48,958
天啊,那部是經典
妳們看過《屍變2》嗎?

862
00:48:48,958 --> 00:48:51,541
-我們看過了,很爛
-對,跟你們兩個一樣

863
00:48:51,541 --> 00:48:53,875
可以讓我們好好看電影嗎?

864
00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:55,500
好

865
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,083
妳是怎麼了?

866
00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:16,000
妳怎麼又跟我們這群老人混在一起?

867
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,208
怎麼不跟朋友一起玩?

868
00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,083
我胃痛

869
00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:22,541
妳胃痛?好,我幫妳拿杯薑汁汽水

870
00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:25,666
妳沒發燒,應該沒生病

871
00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:28,833
妳不是胃痛

872
00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:33,041
妳今晚怎麼不跟莉迪亞一起玩?

873
00:49:33,041 --> 00:49:34,083
她背叛了我

874
00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:35,208
她親了我的暗戀對象

875
00:49:35,208 --> 00:49:37,416
還讓對方在體育課摸她的南半球

876
00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:38,708
-原來
-天啊

877
00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:41,708
下乳,我有很多

878
00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:45,208
下乳、主乳、側乳、後乳,我全都有

879
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:47,458
知道嗎?小甜心

880
00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:50,708
我年輕的時候
我和摯友蘇西雷班斯托克

881
00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:52,375
搶同一個男孩

882
00:49:52,375 --> 00:49:54,125
之後我再也沒跟她說話

883
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:57,208
50年後,我在開胃菜店遇到她哥哥

884
00:49:57,208 --> 00:50:00,083
結果她在32歲那年從屋頂跳下去

885
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:03,041
我讓一個蠢男孩破壞我們的友情

886
00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:05,833
結果她死在克萊斯勒大廈前

887
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:07,250
天啊

888
00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:08,916
-之前是麥當勞
-隨便啦!

889
00:50:08,916 --> 00:50:10,166
妳懂我的意思

890
00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:13,375
我的意思是女孩必須團結

891
00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:14,625
-對
-贊成

892
00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:24,666
梅根!

893
00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:28,958
好,這杯給妳,小不點

894
00:50:28,958 --> 00:50:30,500
-謝謝
-不會

895
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:31,791
-女士們
-你好

896
00:50:31,791 --> 00:50:33,291
-你好
-還有先生

897
00:50:34,833 --> 00:50:36,208
介意我拿走多出來麵包嗎?

898
00:50:36,208 --> 00:50:38,583
我在幫安迪高德法布的奶奶準備食物

899
00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:39,958
真貼心

900
00:50:39,958 --> 00:50:42,041
-你這個孩子真有禮貌
-好貼心

901
00:50:42,041 --> 00:50:43,666
-這裡有一些籃球麵包
-謝謝

902
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,125
等等,你為什麼要幫
安迪的奶奶準備食物?

903
00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:48,291
她在安養院只有果凍能吃

904
00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:52,333
我想準備一些真的食物
讓安迪明天探望她時帶過去

905
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,541
等等,安迪的奶奶住安養院?

906
00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:56,583
太棒了

907
00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:58,333
等等,為什麼很棒?

908
00:50:58,916 --> 00:51:01,416
{\an8}(志工)

909
00:51:21,375 --> 00:51:22,875
書來了!

910
00:51:32,416 --> 00:51:35,041
安迪?你好

911
00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:40,375
你在這裡做什麼?

912
00:51:40,375 --> 00:51:42,333
我來探望我奶奶

913
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:46,333
她正在睡午覺
我只好坐在這裡直到有人來接我

914
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,541
你來探望她真是太貼心了

915
00:51:48,541 --> 00:51:51,833
對,我媽說若我不來
就沒收我的遊戲主機,所以...

916
00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:54,541
那麼...

917
00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:57,750
你期待成年禮嗎?

918
00:51:57,750 --> 00:51:59,291
應該還可以

919
00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:00,791
超讚

920
00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:06,916
是啊,不過莉迪亞講話很酸

921
00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:09,958
因為她會無法參加某個蠢跳舞比賽

922
00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:11,416
我討厭她那麼爭強好勝

923
00:52:11,416 --> 00:52:14,083
為什麼不能單純跳舞就好?

924
00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:16,291
我是說,我踢足球

925
00:52:16,291 --> 00:52:17,666
足球是很爭強好勝的運動

926
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,541
足球是運動,舞蹈是藝術

927
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,208
確實

928
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:25,791
真心話

929
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:27,791
安迪高德法布

930
00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:32,541
-我叫的車來了,我得走了
-好,很高興遇見你

931
00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:33,833
是啊

932
00:52:39,541 --> 00:52:41,500
-動作太慢了,小子!
-真是的

933
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:43,833
跟我單挑?笑死人,老傢伙

934
00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:45,416
高德法布最強!

935
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:49,125
我還在等書!

936
00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,375
就在這裡

937
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,583
我不要那本

938
00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:02,250
你好,喬

939
00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:04,416
可以幫我補爆米花嗎?奶油加量

940
00:53:05,041 --> 00:53:06,041
馬上來

941
00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:10,208
我是很喜歡嘉年華主題

942
00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:12,958
不過妳的糖果樂園
會成為今年最佳主題

943
00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:15,875
直到妳的紐約主題
讓全校學生自嘆不如!

944
00:53:15,875 --> 00:53:16,958
對

945
00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:19,083
我們昨晚為何吃那麼多扭扭糖?

946
00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:20,416
我不知道!

947
00:53:20,416 --> 00:53:21,500
嗨,史黛西

948
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,291
嗨,馬特奧

949
00:53:23,291 --> 00:53:26,333
妳能相信今晚不用參加成年禮嗎?

950
00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:27,541
有機會看電影了

951
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:29,416
你要看哪一部?

952
00:53:29,416 --> 00:53:31,583
我不確定,票是安迪買的

953
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,625
-安迪在這裡?
-對

954
00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:37,666
抱歉,奶油噴嘴塞住了

955
00:53:37,666 --> 00:53:39,208
不,沒關係,我不需要奶油

956
00:53:39,208 --> 00:53:41,541
-沒問題,我知道妳愛奶油
-我不需要奶油

957
00:53:41,541 --> 00:53:43,583
我去地下室拿個衣架,馬上就能修好

958
00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,375
-把爆米花給我就好
-史黛西菲德曼

959
00:53:45,375 --> 00:53:47,541
金,妳好嗎?

960
00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:51,208
最近好嗎?妳的送書工作如何?

961
00:53:51,208 --> 00:53:53,000
很好,你的遊戲主機還在?

962
00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:54,416
妳懂的

963
00:53:54,416 --> 00:53:55,625
沒錯

964
00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:59,000
小甜心,妳怎麼去那麼久?

965
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,291
那傢伙是不是氣我們
補充三次爆米花?

966
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:02,625
那傢伙在哪裡?

967
00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:03,916
原來妳的朋友來了

968
00:54:03,916 --> 00:54:06,500
大家好嗎?很高興見到你們

969
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,500
-老兄,我喜歡你的長袍
-是嗎?

970
00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:09,958
這小子喜歡我的衣服

971
00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:11,125
我喜歡你的品味

972
00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:14,083
我去外面拿後車廂裡的小被被

973
00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:15,500
裡面冷死了

974
00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:18,541
我們可以像以前一樣
一起蓋被被,好嗎?

975
00:54:18,541 --> 00:54:20,000
總是很開心吧?

976
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,833
蓋被被時光?你懂我意思嗎?老兄

977
00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:24,416
-什麼...
-我看到妳在後面,莉迪亞

978
00:54:24,416 --> 00:54:26,583
-妳好嗎?孩子
-嗨

979
00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:29,500
-愛妳,替我問候妳的家人
-好,沒問題

980
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,125
-想妳,小傢伙
-再見

981
00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:34,000
你...

982
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:46,750
史黛西!我們到了

983
00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:51,000
-妳摔下摩托車了嗎?
-妳吃了堅果嗎?

984
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,416
-需要腎上腺素嗎?
-妳為何看起來像用錯濾鏡?

985
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:55,208
月經來臉會變紅嗎?

986
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:56,666
閉嘴,進來吧

987
00:54:57,166 --> 00:54:59,708
-妳穿的是什麼?
-我真是不懂妳

988
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:00,666
妳們...

989
00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:07,958
塔拉,妳的燈擋住鏡頭了

990
00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:09,000
好,可以

991
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,583
-抬高一點,確保我有打到光
-我又不是專家

992
00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:14,500
我真以為我們是要一起做史萊姆

993
00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:15,833
天啊,我們現在是女人了

994
00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:17,875
也許晚一點吧

995
00:55:18,833 --> 00:55:19,916
這個表情如何?

996
00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:22,125
很像妳的金魚死了

997
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:23,166
換個姿勢

998
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,041
-好
-就是這樣

999
00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:27,250
勾引我,好嗎?

1000
00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:28,541
試著勾引我

1001
00:55:28,541 --> 00:55:30,500
好多了,超殺女王

1002
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,750
各位,這實在爛透了

1003
00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:35,416
我還以為我們能成為
受歡迎的好友三人組

1004
00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:37,333
畢竟莉迪亞跟妳斷交了

1005
00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:39,708
糟糕

1006
00:55:39,708 --> 00:55:42,041
現在妳看起來像全世界的金魚都死了

1007
00:55:42,041 --> 00:55:43,750
不,沒關係

1008
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:45,583
我們先拍更多照片,然後換衣服

1009
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:47,958
-還有別套衣服?
-那...好吧

1010
00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:51,875
-妳是認真的嗎?
-天啊,史黛西

1011
00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:53,875
天啊,這是在做什麼?

1012
00:55:55,125 --> 00:55:56,166
拍照片

1013
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:57,666
妳看起來像是瘋了

1014
00:55:57,666 --> 00:56:00,583
我們要買珍珠奶茶
然後看《屍變2》

1015
00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:02,833
-妳們可以一起來
-好,我先...

1016
00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:03,875
-謝天謝地
-好耶!

1017
00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:05,833
妳的腋下怎麼了?

1018
00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:08,250
我今天早上刮腋毛,結果不太順利

1019
00:56:08,958 --> 00:56:11,083
沒關係,反正我也不需要妳們

1020
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,500
你們不喜歡拼圖嗎?

1021
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,083
拼圖過時了

1022
00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:24,958
確實

1023
00:56:32,625 --> 00:56:33,458
我有個問題

1024
00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:35,791
莉迪亞是接吻高手嗎?

1025
00:56:37,333 --> 00:56:38,208
她還可以

1026
00:56:39,208 --> 00:56:40,666
還可以嗎?

1027
00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:43,500
可能是因為你是她的初吻

1028
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,708
不是,她跟我說她親過很多男孩

1029
00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:48,416
在營隊嗎?

1030
00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:50,250
對

1031
00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:54,333
她的雙唇緊閉技巧
給人經驗豐富的感覺嗎?

1032
00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:57,791
沒有,感覺她好像在親玩偶之類的

1033
00:56:57,791 --> 00:57:00,416
而且每次我想摸她她就笑

1034
00:57:00,416 --> 00:57:01,750
她超級怕癢

1035
00:57:02,541 --> 00:57:04,500
你有聖人的耐心

1036
00:57:05,083 --> 00:57:06,125
猶太聖人

1037
00:57:07,833 --> 00:57:08,708
沒錯

1038
00:57:12,916 --> 00:57:14,333
我得20分

1039
00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:15,625
拿去吧,奶奶

1040
00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:18,708
要我幫你和你奶奶拍張照片
向你媽證明你來過嗎?

1041
00:57:19,375 --> 00:57:22,041
好,是個低調的好主意

1042
00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:25,041
好

1043
00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:33,500
-很好,奶奶
-真好笑

1044
00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:36,041
我也得跟瑞貝卡拉比證明我有來

1045
00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:37,541
我來當志工是要實踐誡命

1046
00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:40,125
-原來是這樣
-好,我把照片傳給你

1047
00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:43,291
-好
-糟糕,我多傳了一些照片

1048
00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:45,208
-直接忽略就好
-安迪高德法布

1049
00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:54,666
不錯

1050
00:58:00,083 --> 00:58:02,791
-那件對我來說太大了
-好吧

1051
00:58:05,208 --> 00:58:07,166
妳何不試試無肩帶那件?

1052
00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:12,041
莉迪亞的進場影片怎麼樣了?

1053
00:58:13,416 --> 00:58:15,041
我這週末做完了

1054
00:58:15,041 --> 00:58:15,958
太好了!

1055
00:58:16,666 --> 00:58:17,541
不好

1056
00:58:17,541 --> 00:58:18,791
為什麼不好?

1057
00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:20,458
就是不好

1058
00:58:21,166 --> 00:58:22,750
好吧,那試試最後一件

1059
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,250
不要,那件最難看

1060
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:25,500
先試穿再說

1061
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:26,750
天啊

1062
00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:29,625
那件真的好醜,媽

1063
00:58:29,625 --> 00:58:31,583
也許妳穿起來會很好看

1064
00:58:37,458 --> 00:58:38,375
妳知道嗎?

1065
00:58:39,791 --> 00:58:41,000
我喜歡這件

1066
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,125
我看起來像是學生雙親出車禍時

1067
00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:46,125
把孩子叫出教室的那位女士

1068
00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:47,750
那種事情經常發生嗎?

1069
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,375
可以買這件洋裝嗎?

1070
00:58:50,375 --> 00:58:52,666
拜託,這是我夢想中的洋裝

1071
00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:54,333
它的價格比我們家還貴

1072
00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:57,083
好,所以要在
上帝面前穿便宜洋裝,懂了

1073
00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,416
不是便宜

1074
00:58:58,416 --> 00:58:59,958
是價格合理

1075
00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:03,166
每個孩子都希望
能在人生重大日子聽到那句話

1076
00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:05,625
“天啊,史黛西,妳看起來真合理”

1077
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:07,541
知道嗎?這是一件漂亮

1078
00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:12,541
適合會堂、價格合理的洋裝,而且...

1079
00:59:12,541 --> 00:59:13,625
不要,別說了

1080
00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:15,875
拜託,媽,拜託,我求妳了

1081
00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:19,791
-我們就買它
-天啊,我被妳毀了!

1082
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:22,541
這件真的好醜,媽

1083
00:59:23,333 --> 00:59:26,791
-所以是刷卡還是用晶片?
-是晶片

1084
00:59:26,791 --> 00:59:30,166
可以嗎?好,等等
我是不是太早抽出來了?

1085
00:59:32,916 --> 00:59:35,541
為什麼?我們可以搭配服裝顏色

1086
00:59:35,541 --> 00:59:36,916
我們不要搭配顏色,媽

1087
00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:37,833
-別那麼做
-好

1088
00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:39,000
-妳想毀了我?
-不想

1089
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,416
這件像學校輔導老師穿的衣服

1090
00:59:41,416 --> 00:59:43,875
-好
-拜託,我不穿

1091
00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:47,125
-好,我就知道會那樣
-伊萊!

1092
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,458
-什麼事?
-你覺得呢?

1093
00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,208
魯迪,你稍等

1094
00:59:51,708 --> 00:59:54,041
我正在參加家庭功能之類的活動

1095
00:59:54,916 --> 00:59:55,750
對

1096
00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:59,166
那件洋裝美極了,孩子,那件最好

1097
00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:01,500
爸,你根本不知道我們在說哪一件

1098
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:04,416
那件最漂亮,就像妳一樣,小南瓜

1099
01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:06,833
我們得趕快開溜

1100
01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:08,458
好,對

1101
01:00:08,458 --> 01:00:10,333
我想你給了我一個好價碼

1102
01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,708
媽,我們可以走了嗎?

1103
01:00:13,708 --> 01:00:15,833
可以,好,拿著衣服

1104
01:00:15,833 --> 01:00:17,541
-謝謝
-好

1105
01:00:17,541 --> 01:00:18,916
真棒,價格很划算

1106
01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:20,750
爸爸呢?我不記得他往哪裡...

1107
01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:21,958
-不知道
-蓋比!

1108
01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:22,875
布麗!

1109
01:00:22,875 --> 01:00:24,500
莉迪亞...在這裡

1110
01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:26,583
天啊!我好久沒見到妳了!

1111
01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:27,833
妳好!

1112
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:31,291
就像我們兩個
最後一刻才去買洋裝一樣

1113
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:32,916
何必提前計畫,對吧?

1114
01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:35,416
妳好嗎?史黛西如何?

1115
01:00:35,416 --> 01:00:39,166
她很好,我想念莉迪亞
她好一陣子沒來了

1116
01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:40,875
伊萊!見到你真好

1117
01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:42,125
你好嗎?

1118
01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:44,375
好極了,我們在辦理離婚

1119
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,875
對,我聽說了,我真的很遺憾

1120
01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:50,041
我不遺憾,我用了六個交友軟體

1121
01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,333
六個?天啊,還真多

1122
01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:53,750
安迪跟我分手了

1123
01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:57,333
我很遺憾,你們兩個很相配

1124
01:00:58,375 --> 01:01:02,375
他說無法忍受我怕癢
或是閉嘴接吻的行為

1125
01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:04,916
我猜妳心情肯定很差

1126
01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:09,458
他說聽說
我編了在夏令營親過很多男生的謊言

1127
01:01:11,375 --> 01:01:13,208
妳的確說了謊,所以...

1128
01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:20,291
晚點會堂見?

1129
01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:21,875
-晚點會堂見
-好

1130
01:01:21,875 --> 01:01:24,291
總之...掰

1131
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:26,583
-祝購物愉快
-好!

1132
01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:28,583
-再見,伊萊,好好享受交友軟體吧
-好

1133
01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,041
-再見,史黛西
-再見,走吧

1134
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:33,375
剛才那個媽媽叫什麼?

1135
01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:35,083
布麗

1136
01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:36,375
你在開玩笑嗎?

1137
01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:39,666
伊萊,你得認真使用你的肥腦袋

1138
01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:42,791
史黛西的父親是丹尼
若是你記不起名字的話

1139
01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:44,416
孩子上幼兒園我們就認識了

1140
01:01:44,416 --> 01:01:47,083
他參與了所有大小事!

1141
01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:48,791
是這樣嗎?

1142
01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:52,666
請問那是參與了什麼事?

1143
01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:57,041
他努力當個好爸爸,所以累壞了

1144
01:01:57,041 --> 01:01:58,708
親愛的,最好是這樣

1145
01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:01,375
我們可以吃冰淇淋嗎?

1146
01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:05,708
-妳們吃過冰淇淋了嗎?
-沒有,我們沒吃

1147
01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:35,041
什麼事?席瑪

1148
01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:37,333
-我可以去廁所嗎?
-好,可以

1149
01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:41,000
去尿尿,但要動作快

1150
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,250
超級快

1151
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,125
-謝謝
-太棒了!超殺女王!

1152
01:02:55,041 --> 01:02:59,041
有人知道
剛才那段音樂的重要意義嗎?

1153
01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:02,416
好,安迪,請教導我們

1154
01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:05,208
我也要去廁所

1155
01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,833
沒人想到要在上課前先去噓噓嗎?

1156
01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:09,750
好吧,安迪,但要動作快

1157
01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:13,000
-超級快
-超級快

1158
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,125
超級快

1159
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:18,583
去吧,安迪

1160
01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:22,375
祝好運,安迪

1161
01:03:22,375 --> 01:03:27,583
希望他不是要上大號

1162
01:03:30,416 --> 01:03:32,625
是馬特奧先生!

1163
01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:37,125
-馬鈴薯先生
-馬鈴薯先生

1164
01:03:37,125 --> 01:03:38,125
嗨,史黛西!

1165
01:03:38,125 --> 01:03:39,875
真不敢相信,你根本不是猶太人

1166
01:03:39,875 --> 01:03:41,666
結果比我更常去會堂

1167
01:03:41,666 --> 01:03:44,375
對,我每個禮拜日都會去教堂

1168
01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:48,375
我只想在剩下的六天裡
也做些神聖的事情

1169
01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:51,000
我準備幫他們做恰拉麵包

1170
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,458
-是哈拉麵包
-知道了...哈拉麵包

1171
01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:55,750
我就是這麼說的

1172
01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:58,791
我在這裡等利普曼女士打開廚房門

1173
01:03:58,791 --> 01:03:59,916
她動作超慢

1174
01:03:59,916 --> 01:04:01,458
還記得利普曼女士教我的日子

1175
01:04:01,458 --> 01:04:03,791
我才六歲,什麼都不用擔心

1176
01:04:03,791 --> 01:04:04,708
我要擔心

1177
01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:07,750
我媽說,如果我不學蠟燭祝福

1178
01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:10,375
我就不能再玩《決勝時刻》了

1179
01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:11,541
這很嚴重

1180
01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:15,708
或許馬特奧先生會教妳
他現在應該已經會了

1181
01:04:21,708 --> 01:04:23,125
利普曼女士來了!

1182
01:04:23,625 --> 01:04:24,750
再見,史黛西

1183
01:04:29,291 --> 01:04:31,333
-嗨,麥克
-沙龍平安,史黛西

1184
01:04:45,041 --> 01:04:46,000
妳好嗎?

1185
01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:48,041
嗨

1186
01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:49,541
我說...

1187
01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,916
妳有接吻經驗嗎?

1188
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:56,833
沒有

1189
01:04:58,500 --> 01:04:59,750
妳會想試試嗎?

1190
01:05:01,416 --> 01:05:02,291
想

1191
01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,083
好,來吧,我們試試看

1192
01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:08,666
來吧

1193
01:05:14,541 --> 01:05:16,583
-裡面有人!
-走開!

1194
01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:18,708
我們還能去哪裡?

1195
01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:22,083
走,跟我來

1196
01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:53,666
沒有人會發現我們在這裡

1197
01:05:54,958 --> 01:05:58,125
不曉得,我只是覺得...上帝會生氣

1198
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,958
不會,上帝會很開心
我們這麼喜歡彼此

1199
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:05,875
你說得對

1200
01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:16,958
這裡不是廁所!

1201
01:06:16,958 --> 01:06:17,916
糟了

1202
01:06:17,916 --> 01:06:19,458
你們有看到馬桶嗎?

1203
01:06:19,458 --> 01:06:21,166
應該沒有看見!

1204
01:06:21,833 --> 01:06:23,041
其實我不是要上廁所

1205
01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:26,250
恭喜,兩位已經結婚了

1206
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,541
開玩笑的,但是你們麻煩大了

1207
01:06:29,250 --> 01:06:32,166
在《妥拉》面前?妳到底在想什麼?

1208
01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:35,083
我已經道歉了
為什麼安迪沒惹上麻煩?

1209
01:06:35,083 --> 01:06:36,250
他當然有麻煩!

1210
01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:39,125
他是慣犯,我們正在處理

1211
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,583
希望不會讓我爸處理

1212
01:06:40,583 --> 01:06:43,125
他會把安迪放碎木機
人們會永遠找不到他的屍體

1213
01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:48,000
席瑪,距離妳的成年禮只剩下幾週了

1214
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,083
懂嗎?小可愛

1215
01:06:49,083 --> 01:06:51,625
那應該是妳人生中最重要的日子

1216
01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:54,416
妳卻根本不認真看待

1217
01:06:54,416 --> 01:06:56,375
妳連實踐誡命計畫都還沒完成

1218
01:06:56,375 --> 01:06:59,125
我的實踐誡命計畫完成了
我在安養院當志工

1219
01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:02,583
那是為了實踐誡命
還是跟男生打情罵悄?

1220
01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:04,833
妳怎麼會知道?

1221
01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:08,750
這樣說吧
那裡有一位優秀女子,歐里瑞太太

1222
01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:11,083
她想皈依猶太教

1223
01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:14,208
而妳從來沒有把小書書送到她手上

1224
01:07:14,916 --> 01:07:17,833
沒錯,不是只有妳是模仿高手

1225
01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:19,166
我會模仿得更像

1226
01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:24,000
讓我暫時脫下“拉比帽”

1227
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,416
並且戴上“嚴愛帽”

1228
01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:29,625
如果妳不改進

1229
01:07:29,625 --> 01:07:31,875
妳的成年禮會被取消,姊妹

1230
01:07:32,875 --> 01:07:35,333
哈曼的耳朵餅就是那樣碎的

1231
01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:36,250
懂嗎?

1232
01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:47,458
是的,我們瞭解,瑞貝卡拉比

1233
01:07:47,458 --> 01:07:51,458
她根本不值得有第二次機會
我們為此感謝妳

1234
01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:56,125
還有,拜託讓妳老公冷靜下來

1235
01:07:56,125 --> 01:08:00,458
叫他別把安迪高德法布丟進碎木機裡

1236
01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:03,125
-她剛進家門
-好的,祝好運

1237
01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:06,750
爸,深呼吸

1238
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:08,375
跟她好好說,別大吼大叫

1239
01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:14,125
他沒有深呼吸

1240
01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:15,166
沒有

1241
01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:21,666
我們家是不摔門的

1242
01:08:21,666 --> 01:08:24,250
-爸,我需要休息
-歡迎來到成年人的世界

1243
01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:26,333
歡迎來到猶太人的世界
我們從不休息

1244
01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:27,791
天啊,別說了!

1245
01:08:27,791 --> 01:08:29,625
在會堂跟男孩接吻?

1246
01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:31,916
妳知道那種行為有多不敬嗎?

1247
01:08:31,916 --> 01:08:37,166
每次步入那間猶太會堂
妳都是向所有人和上帝宣示

1248
01:08:37,166 --> 01:08:39,916
“我是猶太人,我是一分子!”

1249
01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:41,291
也許我不想當一分子!

1250
01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:42,458
妳想當!

1251
01:08:42,458 --> 01:08:44,083
我在神的國度誕生!

1252
01:08:44,083 --> 01:08:46,250
是嗎?上帝要妳立刻滾出去!

1253
01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:48,166
-怎麼樣?
-我恨你!

1254
01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,291
妳不是認真的

1255
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:52,000
我從來沒跟他說過那種話
而且我以前已經夠瘋了

1256
01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:53,583
妳才不恨我!

1257
01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:56,375
我恨你,你是混蛋
你不讓我有莫希托暢飲吧

1258
01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:57,291
蓋比!

1259
01:08:57,291 --> 01:08:58,208
嗨!

1260
01:08:58,208 --> 01:09:02,041
我們對抗納粹
是為了讓妳有莫希托暢飲吧?

1261
01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:03,416
現在不方便嗎?

1262
01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:06,416
-不會,有什麼事?
-妳瘋了嗎?

1263
01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:09,041
史黛西本來要幫
莉迪亞做成年禮進場影片

1264
01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:10,583
對...當然了,沒錯

1265
01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:12,458
滾出我的房間!別再破壞我的人生!

1266
01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:14,541
-總之...
-這房間是我付錢買的!

1267
01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:16,958
她沒有把影片傳給我
我剛好在附近辦事情

1268
01:09:16,958 --> 01:09:18,500
想說順道過來看看影片好了沒

1269
01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:19,541
真的嗎?

1270
01:09:19,541 --> 01:09:22,500
嗨,蘿妮、薩拉,妳們好嗎?

1271
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:24,791
安迪高德法布?妳選那種傢伙?

1272
01:09:24,791 --> 01:09:26,791
很好,很高興見到妳

1273
01:09:26,791 --> 01:09:29,333
妳們長這麼大了,高中生活如何?

1274
01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:31,166
你會成為我吸毒的原因!

1275
01:09:31,166 --> 01:09:32,166
我也是!

1276
01:09:32,166 --> 01:09:33,083
很難熬

1277
01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:34,541
壓力山大

1278
01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:35,583
老天爺啊!

1279
01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:39,291
我想史黛西說過
她週末已經完成影片了

1280
01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:41,500
所以我會盡快寄電郵給妳

1281
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:42,583
謝謝

1282
01:09:42,583 --> 01:09:45,041
莉迪亞一直說她不要進場影片了

1283
01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:46,583
-她肯定會後悔
-妳要靠自己了

1284
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,083
我希望你比媽早死!

1285
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:50,708
-好,我會帶妳一起走!
-再見,恭喜,掰!

1286
01:10:03,958 --> 01:10:05,916
(莉迪亞的進場影片)

1287
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:11,625
安迪高德法布肯定要進碎木機!

1288
01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:12,791
好

1289
01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:18,250
親愛的上帝,我是史黛西

1290
01:10:19,666 --> 01:10:21,916
祢可能已經知道

1291
01:10:21,916 --> 01:10:23,875
莉迪亞的成年禮快到了

1292
01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:26,041
我真的不知道該怎麼辦

1293
01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:28,791
我甚至不確定她是否要我參加

1294
01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,666
如果我是一個月前遇到這種情況

1295
01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:37,541
我會詢問朋友該怎麼做

1296
01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,250
妳看,我們穿姊妹鞋

1297
01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:42,583
姊妹鞋?

1298
01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:44,375
我們是四年級生嗎?

1299
01:10:45,166 --> 01:10:47,083
但我現在往來的朋友

1300
01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:49,375
我不知道他們是否會有好建議

1301
01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:53,791
我真的一直很努力

1302
01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:56,958
因為我想要美好成年禮和美好人生

1303
01:11:00,375 --> 01:11:02,791
我不知道該怎麼跟莉迪亞合好

1304
01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:04,166
是否該跟她合好

1305
01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:05,916
或是否有可能合好

1306
01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:11,750
好耶

1307
01:11:12,291 --> 01:11:15,125
所以我一直專注在
新的實踐誡命計畫

1308
01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:20,750
{\an8}也許,如果我開始做善事...

1309
01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:21,666
我幫妳付了

1310
01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:23,583
好事就會開始降臨在我身上

1311
01:11:29,666 --> 01:11:30,708
謝謝

1312
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,083
那比較像是佛教概念,而不是猶太教

1313
01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,666
但是此刻,我...

1314
01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:36,791
菲德曼?

1315
01:11:37,625 --> 01:11:39,208
妳在做什麼?

1316
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:41,000
你的計時器時間超過了

1317
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,958
對,我就是希望它時間超過

1318
01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:47,083
收費員是位性感尤物
我需要勾引她的機會

1319
01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:49,791
這下我得等45分鐘!

1320
01:11:49,791 --> 01:11:51,500
我想你不該叫她們收費員

1321
01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:53,291
你為何停在身心障礙者車位?

1322
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,375
大家都愛壞男孩

1323
01:11:56,166 --> 01:11:58,166
噁心,你會收到500美元罰單

1324
01:11:58,166 --> 01:11:59,333
什麼?

1325
01:12:15,416 --> 01:12:16,291
搞什麼鬼?老兄

1326
01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:18,208
是她的錯

1327
01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:20,000
就是她,是她害的

1328
01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:22,041
對,我們認識那個孩子

1329
01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:24,958
-她跟那個籃球男孩在一起
-沒錯

1330
01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:39,166
史黛西?

1331
01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:41,791
親愛的?

1332
01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:44,916
妳怎麼還沒準備好?

1333
01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:47,333
我不想去

1334
01:12:47,333 --> 01:12:48,875
妳想去

1335
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:51,333
這是莉迪亞的成年禮

1336
01:12:52,250 --> 01:12:54,666
-她根本不想我參加
-親愛的

1337
01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:57,125
我不知道妳們兩個發生了什麼事

1338
01:12:57,125 --> 01:13:00,250
但我知道現在肯定感覺一團糟

1339
01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,625
我知道她傷害了妳

1340
01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:04,291
但我相信她想念摯友

1341
01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:08,541
妳必須彌補過錯

1342
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,625
-好嗎?
-好

1343
01:13:13,625 --> 01:13:15,916
好,我想妳該包著這條毛巾去

1344
01:13:15,916 --> 01:13:18,125
-是個好配件
-非常有型

1345
01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:19,458
-不是嗎?
-對

1346
01:13:26,708 --> 01:13:27,666
慢一點!

1347
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,916
-感受微風,奶奶
-天啊!

1348
01:13:29,916 --> 01:13:32,333
我能理解妳為何那麼喜歡他了

1349
01:13:38,625 --> 01:13:39,875
是莉迪亞

1350
01:13:47,791 --> 01:13:48,750
{\an8}(糖果樂園)

1351
01:13:50,916 --> 01:13:52,541
-我們愛你們
-謝謝參加

1352
01:13:52,541 --> 01:13:54,000
莉迪亞!看看妳!

1353
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,375
天啊!

1354
01:13:55,375 --> 01:13:56,875
太優雅了!

1355
01:13:57,500 --> 01:14:00,750
蓋比,妳超越了自我,真是美極了

1356
01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:02,541
史黛西,我好高興妳來了!

1357
01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:04,833
莉迪亞說妳忙著參加表演合唱團

1358
01:14:05,791 --> 01:14:07,291
對,表演很順利

1359
01:14:07,291 --> 01:14:08,625
真令人興奮

1360
01:14:08,625 --> 01:14:09,708
妳們能相信嗎?

1361
01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:12,500
妳們計畫了一輩子,這天終於到了

1362
01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:15,833
是時候喝個爛醉了

1363
01:14:15,833 --> 01:14:16,791
好

1364
01:14:16,791 --> 01:14:18,541
說不定他會昏過去

1365
01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:20,916
妳,我今天在會堂看到妳的表現

1366
01:14:20,916 --> 01:14:22,833
《先知書選段》很精準

1367
01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:25,458
-謝謝你,菲德曼先生
-莉迪亞,妳好漂亮

1368
01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:26,583
謝謝

1369
01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:27,708
有扭扭糖供應區嗎?

1370
01:14:27,708 --> 01:14:30,333
有,就在後面,是為妳準備的

1371
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,500
-好耶!
-好耶!

1372
01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:35,208
妳的紐約主題肯定會超讚

1373
01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:36,375
謝謝妳出席,女士

1374
01:14:37,166 --> 01:14:38,541
謝謝妳的邀請

1375
01:14:39,375 --> 01:14:41,000
莉迪!妳在這裡!

1376
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,583
-嗨
-該妳登場了,快點!

1377
01:14:42,583 --> 01:14:43,833
準備好隆重進場了嗎?

1378
01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:46,666
走吧,就定位,小可愛

1379
01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:49,708
-晚點見
-妳模仿得真像

1380
01:14:49,708 --> 01:14:50,833
會場見,再見,蘿妮

1381
01:14:50,833 --> 01:14:53,041
-感覺很好吧?
-對

1382
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:55,375
天啊

1383
01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:57,166
-天啊!
-嗨

1384
01:14:57,166 --> 01:14:58,875
-嗨!
-艾爾沃德,你好!

1385
01:14:58,875 --> 01:15:01,250
我們跟拉蒙索夫家同桌,我喜歡!

1386
01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:02,375
很高興見到你們

1387
01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:06,166
什麼事?

1388
01:15:06,708 --> 01:15:07,875
- 你準備好了嗎?
- DJ

1389
01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:09,166
派對開始了

1390
01:15:09,166 --> 01:15:11,083
好,我馬上過去!

1391
01:15:11,083 --> 01:15:13,000
我只是讓自己進入狀況!

1392
01:15:18,041 --> 01:15:19,541
什穆利表演時間到

1393
01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,583
我們上場吧

1394
01:15:24,291 --> 01:15:26,166
好

1395
01:15:26,166 --> 01:15:29,125
各位,把雙手舉起放開自我!

1396
01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:34,166
莉迪亞凱茲羅德里格的
成年禮正式開始!

1397
01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:39,541
沒錯,動起來,老奶奶!

1398
01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:47,750
還是DJ什穆利最厲害,對吧?

1399
01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:48,833
應該吧

1400
01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:55,416
(莉迪亞羅德里格凱茲)

1401
01:16:00,625 --> 01:16:03,000
我的小寶貝

1402
01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:06,958
小甜心

1403
01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:07,916
小寶寶

1404
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,000
小女孩

1405
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,416
漂亮的小臉蛋

1406
01:16:16,958 --> 01:16:19,791
-記得嗎?幼兒園第一天?
-對

1407
01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:21,750
對,你搶了我的停車位

1408
01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:25,291
-不確定是我,但無所謂
-好

1409
01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:30,416
如果那是妳和一個男孩
妳會怎麼做?

1410
01:16:41,708 --> 01:16:44,458
-我們在等她擠出青春痘
-史黛西,怎麼了?

1411
01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:45,750
妳在做什麼?

1412
01:16:48,833 --> 01:16:49,750
妳看看

1413
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:52,416
妳幹嘛每次都這樣?

1414
01:16:52,416 --> 01:16:54,416
因為我喜歡我的腳味

1415
01:16:54,416 --> 01:16:55,958
這不正常!

1416
01:16:57,666 --> 01:16:59,750
什穆利,關掉影片,求求你...

1417
01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:01,416
什穆利!

1418
01:17:01,416 --> 01:17:02,708
關掉影片!

1419
01:17:02,708 --> 01:17:04,750
大家反應熱烈,有什麼問題嗎?

1420
01:17:04,750 --> 01:17:08,083
反應糟透了!拜託,把它關掉!

1421
01:17:08,875 --> 01:17:10,208
她聽起來像割草機

1422
01:17:12,250 --> 01:17:13,208
那不是打呼!

1423
01:17:14,833 --> 01:17:16,666
-會臭嗎?
-天啊

1424
01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:20,333
金、梅根和安雅
她們超遜,她們做人很差勁

1425
01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:24,291
我想要可愛的設計師作品
但是一定要環保

1426
01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:26,000
-對不起
-她們都很蠢

1427
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,166
不過算是事實

1428
01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:29,125
閉嘴!天啊

1429
01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,458
-我有拍到鼻涕
-停,拜託立刻刪掉

1430
01:17:33,166 --> 01:17:34,250
她的腳趾好多毛

1431
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:36,750
記得我棉條繩子斷掉那次嗎?

1432
01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,125
天啊,我好像尿褲子了

1433
01:17:38,125 --> 01:17:39,666
天啊

1434
01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:42,291
妳們有從前面放屁過嗎?

1435
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:43,833
從小妹妹那裡嗎?

1436
01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:44,958
要我示範嗎?

1437
01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:46,833
-好,我想看
-我得準備

1438
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:51,708
我在示範陰吹給她們看

1439
01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:54,041
那就是現在小孩談論的話題嗎?

1440
01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:56,291
衛生棉條和陰道排氣?

1441
01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:58,041
妳最好別把這個給別人看

1442
01:17:58,041 --> 01:17:59,041
天啊

1443
01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:01,166
我發誓,若是妳給別人看
我真的會...

1444
01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:03,416
-是什穆利做的影片嗎?
-我...

1445
01:18:03,416 --> 01:18:04,458
是什穆利嗎?

1446
01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:08,958
感謝收看,再見!

1447
01:18:08,958 --> 01:18:10,791
(愛妳,妳的閨密史黛西菲德曼)

1448
01:18:12,083 --> 01:18:14,208
-史黛西為什麼要這麼做?
-我不知道

1449
01:18:19,208 --> 01:18:20,625
就連我也沒有那麼壞

1450
01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:22,583
-妳是挺壞的
-對,妳是爛人

1451
01:18:39,416 --> 01:18:40,833
關掉...

1452
01:18:40,833 --> 01:18:42,291
莉迪亞

1453
01:18:42,916 --> 01:18:45,666
-莉迪亞,我不是故意的...
-住口!妳不是故意的嗎?

1454
01:18:45,666 --> 01:18:48,458
就像妳不是有意告訴大家
我的乳頭有黑毛

1455
01:18:48,458 --> 01:18:49,791
或安迪是我的初吻?

1456
01:18:49,791 --> 01:18:52,208
-不是,但是這不一樣
-別再說謊了,史黛西!

1457
01:18:52,208 --> 01:18:54,875
我一直試著跟妳道歉
但是妳不停懲罰我!

1458
01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:57,375
-什麼時候才夠?史黛西
-現在就夠了!

1459
01:18:57,375 --> 01:18:58,375
太遲了!

1460
01:18:58,875 --> 01:18:59,833
莉迪亞!

1461
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,250
我應該上樓看看她,我得跟她談談

1462
01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:20,750
不,是我把影片傳給對方
是我去才對

1463
01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:24,000
你們都不該上樓,她必須自己消化

1464
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,000
親愛的,她需要...

1465
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,166
我知道她需要什麼
因為我瞭解她的感受

1466
01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:28,625
妳怎麼會知道她的感受?

1467
01:19:28,625 --> 01:19:31,291
連妳這種瘋子也沒做過那種蠢事

1468
01:19:31,291 --> 01:19:33,791
沒錯,但我看過類似的抖音影片

1469
01:19:33,791 --> 01:19:36,541
就連你們這種瘋子也被情感操縱了

1470
01:19:37,416 --> 01:19:38,875
妳說得有理,抱歉

1471
01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:41,333
這些話你們會很難接受,丹尼和布麗

1472
01:19:41,333 --> 01:19:45,041
但從此刻起,會有一大部分的史黛西

1473
01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:46,875
是你們無法瞭解的

1474
01:19:46,875 --> 01:19:48,125
你們永遠無法瞭解

1475
01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:51,208
不管你們多想瞭解她,事實就是如此

1476
01:19:52,291 --> 01:19:54,833
不許再直稱我們丹尼和布麗,薩拉

1477
01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,041
對,那很奇怪

1478
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:58,375
抱歉,菲德曼先生和太太

1479
01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:01,541
對我來說,那才是情感操縱

1480
01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:09,291
上帝,一切都亂成一團

1481
01:20:10,541 --> 01:20:12,583
我從來沒有過這種感覺

1482
01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:18,208
而且我不知道該如何補救

1483
01:20:45,291 --> 01:20:49,083
我相信祢的聖歷也有標註這一天

1484
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:51,250
但今天是我的成年禮

1485
01:20:51,250 --> 01:20:54,083
是我猶太人生中最重要的日子

1486
01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:56,166
也許甚至是我一生最重要的日子

1487
01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,458
但那有什麼意義?

1488
01:20:58,458 --> 01:20:59,791
我們走吧!

1489
01:21:02,375 --> 01:21:03,750
不會吧,妳又來了?

1490
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:06,416
這一次我是認真的,我不去

1491
01:21:06,416 --> 01:21:08,708
妳非去不可,換好衣服上車

1492
01:21:08,708 --> 01:21:10,541
我辦不到,也不願意

1493
01:21:10,541 --> 01:21:11,458
那好吧

1494
01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:13,500
跟妳的手機道別吧

1495
01:21:15,250 --> 01:21:17,125
好,反正我也沒有人能傳訊息

1496
01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:24,000
不論妳說什麼做什麼都無法逼我去

1497
01:21:24,916 --> 01:21:27,541
我今天是成年人了,我可以自己決定

1498
01:21:27,541 --> 01:21:30,166
我決定要留在這裡

1499
01:21:32,208 --> 01:21:34,125
-放我下來...
-妳別這樣

1500
01:21:34,125 --> 01:21:35,708
蘿妮!

1501
01:21:36,416 --> 01:21:39,125
那種教育方式真是厲害

1502
01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:40,333
不!不要!

1503
01:21:46,958 --> 01:21:48,375
妳的腋窩還好嗎?

1504
01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:50,458
妳聽過人們說毛量會加倍嗎?

1505
01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:52,708
-變成三倍了
-天啊

1506
01:21:52,708 --> 01:21:53,708
沒錯

1507
01:21:54,250 --> 01:21:55,291
抓住她!

1508
01:21:58,416 --> 01:22:00,458
-冷靜點
-我不想去

1509
01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:02,583
能別鬧了嗎?我們不在乎妳要什麼

1510
01:22:03,708 --> 01:22:07,666
安息日快樂

1511
01:22:07,666 --> 01:22:10,791
今天是很特別日子

1512
01:22:11,291 --> 01:22:14,041
我們優秀,年輕的史黛西菲德曼

1513
01:22:14,041 --> 01:22:17,541
來到講壇,因為今天是她的成年禮

1514
01:22:17,541 --> 01:22:18,458
上帝

1515
01:22:19,166 --> 01:22:22,375
祢有聽到她叫我接受
我不該得到的榮譽嗎?

1516
01:22:23,250 --> 01:22:25,875
我此生都夢想著這天的到來

1517
01:22:25,875 --> 01:22:27,166
現在這天到了

1518
01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:29,083
我真希望自己能躺回床上

1519
01:22:29,083 --> 01:22:31,375
或是躲到床下,去任何地方都好...

1520
01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:32,458
席瑪?

1521
01:23:12,625 --> 01:23:14,166
(保留:伊萊羅德里格)

1522
01:23:14,166 --> 01:23:16,125
(蓋比凱茲)

1523
01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:19,500
(莉迪亞羅德里格凱茲)

1524
01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:27,500
我犯了一個大錯

1525
01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:32,166
對不起,我根本不知道
自己在這裡做什麼

1526
01:23:43,541 --> 01:23:47,500
在猶太教中,我今天應該是成年人了

1527
01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:54,916
但我一直很自私、頑劣
惹父母生氣,他們只是想要...

1528
01:23:54,916 --> 01:23:56,958
接著,事情發生了

1529
01:23:56,958 --> 01:23:59,666
就在我應該要成為女人的那一天

1530
01:23:59,666 --> 01:24:01,708
一切都漸漸變得合理

1531
01:24:01,708 --> 01:24:03,166
妮琪、塔拉...

1532
01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:06,416
人在小孩階段
會覺得可以把自己看得比朋友重要

1533
01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:08,291
並且追求更好的事物

1534
01:24:08,916 --> 01:24:12,375
女人知道什麼都比不上朋友

1535
01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:14,541
金、梅根、安雅...

1536
01:24:14,541 --> 01:24:15,708
人在小孩階段

1537
01:24:15,708 --> 01:24:19,166
有時會覺得為了融入環境
必須裝成另一種人

1538
01:24:19,166 --> 01:24:22,291
如果要我說實話
那可能是因為我們嫉妒之類的...

1539
01:24:22,291 --> 01:24:25,375
但是女人知道
重點並非隱藏真正的自己

1540
01:24:25,375 --> 01:24:27,375
而是要做自己,並且說出真心話

1541
01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:30,750
但妳們有時候真的很賤

1542
01:24:32,125 --> 01:24:33,625
在會堂用語要保持普通級

1543
01:24:33,625 --> 01:24:34,750
抱歉

1544
01:24:34,750 --> 01:24:37,166
她在哪裡學到那種髒話?

1545
01:24:37,166 --> 01:24:38,291
不知道

1546
01:24:38,291 --> 01:24:41,500
小孩與成年人最大的不同是...

1547
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:42,625
安迪...

1548
01:24:43,458 --> 01:24:45,416
...知道真正重要的是什麼

1549
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,500
我會長話短說
我知道你的注意力無法維持那麼久

1550
01:24:49,416 --> 01:24:52,500
不過,你很普通而且待人很差

1551
01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:55,083
若要我老實說
你的足球踢得也不算好

1552
01:24:56,541 --> 01:24:57,541
你爛透了!

1553
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,541
最糟糕的是,因為你

1554
01:25:01,250 --> 01:25:05,041
害我毀掉跟最重要朋友之間的友誼

1555
01:25:05,625 --> 01:25:07,375
我得告訴她我做了多少錯事

1556
01:25:09,708 --> 01:25:12,125
在離開前
妳得在講壇朗讀完妳的《妥拉》

1557
01:25:12,125 --> 01:25:14,333
過來,全力以赴吧

1558
01:25:14,333 --> 01:25:16,000
我們再一起彌補妳犯的錯

1559
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,208
希望我能先脫掉這套
讓我全身癢的西裝

1560
01:25:19,833 --> 01:25:21,000
你的口氣有咖啡味

1561
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:24,000
好,在講壇好好運用,去吧

1562
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:28,583
動作快,超級快...

1563
01:25:28,583 --> 01:25:30,291
超級快

1564
01:26:17,958 --> 01:26:18,833
我辦到了

1565
01:26:21,625 --> 01:26:23,500
恭喜妳!快去吧!

1566
01:27:11,958 --> 01:27:13,041
莉迪亞!

1567
01:27:15,958 --> 01:27:16,958
莉迪亞

1568
01:27:18,958 --> 01:27:19,875
莉迪亞

1569
01:27:20,625 --> 01:27:22,000
莉迪亞,請開門...

1570
01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:24,791
關於安迪的事情

1571
01:27:25,291 --> 01:27:27,416
我知道妳從來沒有故意傷害我

1572
01:27:27,416 --> 01:27:29,541
我應該要給妳道歉的機會

1573
01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:33,625
我想妳、我愛妳,還有我很抱歉

1574
01:27:33,625 --> 01:27:37,125
我一直是差勁、自私的朋友
求求妳原諒我

1575
01:27:40,375 --> 01:27:43,250
史黛西,妳毀了我的成年禮

1576
01:27:43,250 --> 01:27:45,875
妳是哪裡不懂?我不...

1577
01:27:45,875 --> 01:27:48,000
-我知道
-讓我把話說完

1578
01:27:48,583 --> 01:27:50,875
那天在岩脊,我明明叫妳別去

1579
01:27:50,875 --> 01:27:52,958
我叫妳不要跳,妳跳下去了

1580
01:27:52,958 --> 01:27:54,750
後來這一切變成是我的錯

1581
01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:56,875
-我是個爛朋友?
-對不起

1582
01:27:56,875 --> 01:28:00,583
我知道妳喜歡安迪很久了
但妳知道嗎?史黛西

1583
01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:03,333
我們學校其他女生也是,包括我在內

1584
01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:06,458
但我從來沒有告訴妳
因為我知道妳會為此難過

1585
01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:08,416
後來當妳說不邀請我參加

1586
01:28:08,416 --> 01:28:11,250
我一直在幫妳策劃的成年禮

1587
01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:14,208
我決定跟他交往為了惹妳生氣

1588
01:28:14,958 --> 01:28:16,000
直到被妳從中破壞

1589
01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:19,166
接著妳毀了摯友人生中最重要的日子

1590
01:28:19,166 --> 01:28:20,958
我受夠了,史黛西

1591
01:28:20,958 --> 01:28:22,750
等等,妳說得對

1592
01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:24,750
對,我知道

1593
01:28:25,583 --> 01:28:29,333
今晚來參加我的成年禮派對吧
我保證會值得,拜託

1594
01:28:34,875 --> 01:28:36,875
我就當作妳也許會來

1595
01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:42,375
又見面了

1596
01:28:48,583 --> 01:28:49,583
親愛的?

1597
01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:51,416
嗨,媽

1598
01:28:51,416 --> 01:28:53,333
妳父親找了很多人幫忙

1599
01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:56,083
我想如果她有來,此事應該會成功

1600
01:28:58,291 --> 01:28:59,458
給我,我幫妳畫

1601
01:29:04,250 --> 01:29:07,625
我知道今晚跟妳夢想中的派對不同

1602
01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:09,416
但我真的以妳為榮

1603
01:29:10,041 --> 01:29:10,875
好,像這樣

1604
01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:14,666
好了

1605
01:29:16,750 --> 01:29:17,833
美極了

1606
01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:18,916
謝了,美女

1607
01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:23,666
-我有東西要給妳
-好

1608
01:29:26,166 --> 01:29:29,291
我知道妳也許不會喜歡,但是...

1609
01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:32,875
真的嗎?

1610
01:29:33,458 --> 01:29:34,458
謝謝妳

1611
01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:39,041
我想我會穿運動鞋

1612
01:29:39,041 --> 01:29:41,541
天啊,妳成為女人了
妳是聰明的女人

1613
01:29:42,166 --> 01:29:43,375
讓派對開始吧!

1614
01:29:53,750 --> 01:29:54,750
她來了嗎?

1615
01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:57,625
我想她不會來了

1616
01:29:57,625 --> 01:29:59,291
親愛的,她會來的

1617
01:29:59,291 --> 01:30:00,791
能請大家注意這裡嗎?

1618
01:30:00,791 --> 01:30:03,500
派對開始了,萬一她不來呢?
那一切都毫無意義了

1619
01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:06,750
不會毫無意義

1620
01:30:06,750 --> 01:30:09,916
-我本來可以練習高爾夫球的
-你不用練了

1621
01:30:09,916 --> 01:30:11,000
妳來了

1622
01:30:12,333 --> 01:30:13,250
我來了

1623
01:30:13,916 --> 01:30:15,083
來得正好

1624
01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:17,250
正好趕上妳的隆重進場

1625
01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:20,000
聽著各位女孩男孩,女士先生...

1626
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,291
不對,莉迪亞...

1627
01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:25,833
請掌聲熱烈歡迎今天的成年禮主角

1628
01:30:27,250 --> 01:30:30,375
莉迪亞羅德里格凱茲!

1629
01:30:30,375 --> 01:30:31,875
這是屬於妳的時刻

1630
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:34,375
史黛西,這是怎麼回事?

1631
01:30:35,083 --> 01:30:38,208
妳值得擁有完美
沒有人破壞的成年禮

1632
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:41,125
妳為我放棄自己的成年禮?

1633
01:30:43,375 --> 01:30:44,916
史黛西,這是妳的夢想

1634
01:30:44,916 --> 01:30:46,291
這是我們的夢想

1635
01:30:46,291 --> 01:30:47,291
史黛西

1636
01:30:48,583 --> 01:30:51,500
好耶,莉迪亞,我們愛妳!

1637
01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,916
我們愛妳!

1638
01:30:55,375 --> 01:30:56,458
快去!

1639
01:30:56,458 --> 01:30:57,916
好

1640
01:30:57,916 --> 01:30:59,666
隆重進場,好極了

1641
01:31:01,916 --> 01:31:05,958
莉迪亞...

1642
01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:08,083
來吧,莉迪亞!

1643
01:31:10,416 --> 01:31:11,583
去吧,莉迪亞!

1644
01:31:28,791 --> 01:31:32,958
很好,為莉迪亞和史黛西來點歡呼!

1645
01:31:35,041 --> 01:31:38,041
-我不用付錢,對吧?
-要,你要付錢

1646
01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:40,625
開玩笑的,你不用付錢...我們會處理

1647
01:31:40,625 --> 01:31:45,541
-好,讓派對開始吧!
-天啊

1648
01:32:03,166 --> 01:32:05,541
你們在看《刺激1995》!

1649
01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:09,291
-我愛那部電影,你們有看過...
-有,我們看過了

1650
01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:12,250
-對,可以別打擾我們嗎?
-再見

1651
01:32:18,791 --> 01:32:21,041
-你在電影院工作吧?
-是的

1652
01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:23,041
給我一些扭扭糖

1653
01:32:23,541 --> 01:32:25,208
-給我一大把
-沒問題

1654
01:32:29,875 --> 01:32:31,750
-我只要一根
-好,是我弄錯了

1655
01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:33,083
你是怎麼了?

1656
01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:38,291
好了,家人們!

1657
01:32:38,291 --> 01:32:41,791
誰想聽《別停止相信》?

1658
01:32:41,791 --> 01:32:43,666
好耶,快放!

1659
01:32:45,375 --> 01:32:48,666
你當然想聽,阿宅
所以我才不放這首歌

1660
01:32:49,250 --> 01:32:52,541
我想現在我們該放慢速度

1661
01:32:52,541 --> 01:32:56,791
來聽一首情歌

1662
01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:38,250
妳想跳舞嗎?

1663
01:33:39,166 --> 01:33:40,875
那伊莎貝拉呢?

1664
01:33:41,875 --> 01:33:42,791
誰?

1665
01:33:43,458 --> 01:33:45,500
你在厄瓜多的25歲女友?

1666
01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:48,916
我猜她的名字很美,像伊莎貝拉這種

1667
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:51,250
我沒有女朋友

1668
01:33:51,916 --> 01:33:53,375
這是奇怪的謠言,我不懂

1669
01:34:00,291 --> 01:34:01,416
你對此有什麼感覺?

1670
01:34:01,416 --> 01:34:03,958
妳女兒在跟帥氣的年輕人跳舞?

1671
01:34:05,041 --> 01:34:07,666
-很意外,我可以接受
-真的嗎?

1672
01:34:07,666 --> 01:34:10,333
-妳知道我無法接受什麼嗎?
-什麼?

1673
01:34:10,916 --> 01:34:13,208
瑞貝卡拉比和傑瑞領唱

1674
01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:14,125
那是怎麼回事?

1675
01:34:14,666 --> 01:34:16,041
搖起來,拉比

1676
01:34:16,041 --> 01:34:19,208
對,那應該違背所有宗教倫理

1677
01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:21,208
-對
-他們到底在做什麼?

1678
01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:26,833
{\an8}好,我想慢歌已經夠了

1679
01:34:26,833 --> 01:34:30,208
大家來點歡呼!

1680
01:34:30,208 --> 01:34:31,541
準備好了嗎?

1681
01:34:45,166 --> 01:34:48,166
親愛的上帝,我是史黛西菲德曼

1682
01:34:48,875 --> 01:34:50,541
今天我是成年人了

1683
01:34:51,041 --> 01:34:53,125
老實說,這種感覺真美妙

1684
01:34:54,500 --> 01:34:57,166
我知道這只是我成年人生的開端

1685
01:34:57,166 --> 01:34:59,583
有可能不會一直這麼開心

1686
01:34:59,583 --> 01:35:02,000
但就算如此也很棒

1687
01:35:02,500 --> 01:35:04,000
我是說,祢別有壓力

1688
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:05,875
我也無法給祢壓力

1689
01:35:06,708 --> 01:35:07,541
隨口說說而已

1690
01:35:09,625 --> 01:35:11,208
我知道祢在想什麼

1691
01:35:11,708 --> 01:35:14,833
為莉迪亞放棄我的派對
就是我的實踐誡命計畫

1692
01:35:16,916 --> 01:35:18,458
但那不是為了實踐誡命

1693
01:35:20,083 --> 01:35:22,000
只是為了當個最佳好友

1694
01:35:23,666 --> 01:35:24,875
對,大聲點

1695
01:35:26,250 --> 01:35:28,458
(實踐誡命烘焙坊)

1696
01:35:28,458 --> 01:35:31,000
歡迎來到誡命烘焙坊
所有收入都會捐給慈善機構

1697
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:33,125
幫助他人、無私付出

1698
01:35:33,125 --> 01:35:35,125
接受過錯,改過向善...

1699
01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:36,875
-一共4美元
- 4美元

1700
01:35:36,875 --> 01:35:38,125
那才是實踐誡命

1701
01:35:38,958 --> 01:35:40,166
史黛西,這是妳做的?

1702
01:35:40,166 --> 01:35:42,416
-太棒了
-妳想吃什麼?

1703
01:35:42,416 --> 01:35:46,583
祢肯定知道了
祢是上帝,這一點祢也知道

1704
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,541
記得要說祝餅辭

1705
01:35:49,541 --> 01:35:52,041
一片是24美元

1706
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:54,958
總之,謝謝祢的耐心聆聽

1707
01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:56,750
我很開心自己是一分子

1708
01:35:57,458 --> 01:35:58,625
-謝謝
-不客氣

1709
01:35:58,625 --> 01:35:59,916
不用客氣

1710
01:35:59,916 --> 01:36:02,333
好,我再跟祢聯絡,先去賣麵包了

1711
01:36:02,333 --> 01:36:04,583
這是真正的實踐誡命!

1712
01:41:27,958 --> 01:41:32,958
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