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{\an8} <i>All across the world,</i>

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{\an8}<i>and maybe ever since
the beginning of time,</i>

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{\an8}<i>different cultures had different ways
of celebrating a kid coming of age.</i>

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{\an8}<i>There's the quinceañera.</i>

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{\an8}<i>-There's Sweet 16.</i>

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{\an8} <i>There's also something
called land diving.</i>

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<i>My dad told me that
in the Brazilian Amazon,</i>

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<i>there's this thing called
a bullet ant initiation</i>

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<i>where fire ants crawl all over your hands
and bite you.</i>

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<i>And if you can handle the pain,
you're ready to be a man.</i>

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<i>I told him if he thinks that sounds bad,</i>

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<i>try being a girl in middle school.</i>

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<i>Everyone has their own thing.</i>

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<i>And we have ours.</i>

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-  <i>Va-y'chal Moshe...</i>

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<i>At a Bar or Bat Mitzvah,
when you're 13,</i>

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<i>you step before friends,
family</i>, <i>and elders of the temple</i>

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<i>and read from the Torah.</i>

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<i>Then, there's usually a party.</i>

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All right, <i>mishpachah</i>,

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please say hello
to our newest and most fabulous adult,

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Stacy Friedman!

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<i>Your Bat Mitzvah
is the first day of your adult life,</i>

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<i>and everyone knows an iconic adult life
hinges on how it starts.</i>

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<i>♪ I don't care, I love it ♪</i>

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{\an8} <i>The theme.</i>

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<i>- The food.</i>
-  Can I get one?

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<i>The entrance video.</i>

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<i>It all tells a story.</i>

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<i>Who do I want to be?</i>

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<i>Will I have amazing lifelong friends
like Lydia Rodriguez Katz?</i>

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<i>Nothing before that day matters
because that was the old you, the kid you.</i>

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<i>Now you're an adult.</i>

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<i>So who cares if two years ago
you accidentally peed yourself</i>

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<i>during a field trip and had to get
a secret dry pants delivery</i>

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<i>from your awesome older sister Ronnie?</i>

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<i>This is a hypothetical situation
of course.</i>

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<i>♪ I love it ♪</i>

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Go Stacy! That's my sister!

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<i>And what better way
to kick off adulthood</i>

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<i>than with the hottest guy
in seventh grade?</i>

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<i>♪ I love it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You keep me under your spell ♪</i>

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Andy, what are you doing?

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Stacy, I've loved you since the first time
I saw you in the temple's Purim Pageant.

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You were the finest Queen Esther
I ever laid eyes on.

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Is it okay if I officially signify me
being your boyfriend by giving you a kiss?

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Consent given, Andy Goldfarb.

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-  Stacy!

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Stacy,
we're gonna be late. Let's go.

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-  I know you can hear me.

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One second,
I'm flossing like you tell me to!

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- Now I'm gurgling.
- Well, hurry up!

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- You too, Ronnie!
-  I'm ready!

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You always say that. Never ready.

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- Ugh. Fine you got me. I'm not ready.
-  Yankees are winning.

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That's what you're wearing?

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Yeah, I don't even know who this kid is.
I'm not gonna wear a suit.

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It's a junior high friend.
We have to get to know those parents too.

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I don't want to get to know 'em.
I liked when they were little.

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All we had to know was them
and the trampoline park guy.

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Ronnie, we're gonna be late!

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I'll be ready when Stacy's ready, Mom.
It's all good.

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Hey, Andy, of course I'll share
a matzo ball soup with you.

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Hi, Andy. I like your yarmulke.

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I didn't know you were going
to the Bat Mitzvah tonight, that's cool.

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Honey, what are you looking for?

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I can't find my earring.

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Oh, good luck.

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Keep looking, baby.
Keep looking. Take your time.

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Stacy!

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Sorry, I'm coming!

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Those are cool.

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- Mom will never let you wear them, though.
-  She won't even notice.

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And if she does,
I'll put on a sad show for Dad.

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Oh, she'll notice. She'll hate them.

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And Dad will feel bad, but ultimately
be too afraid to stand up to Mom.

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I've known them longer than you.

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Um, excuse me,
what are those things on your feet?

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Lydia's mom bought us each a pair,
so we could twin.

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What's twin?

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Wearing the same thing.
It's very seventh grade.

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Take them off. You look like a stripper.

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- Mom, you can't say that.
- Yeah, Mom. You're gonna get cancelled.

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Oh boy.

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Take them off or lose your phone.

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Oh.

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No, you can't. Just take them off.

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Everyone in the car.

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Thirty seconds or there's going
to be no food left at this thing.

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You're the one who's not ready.
We're ready.

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- I don't know where my earring is.
- Babe, did you look everywhere? Honestly?

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'Cause if you look hard enough,
you can find it.

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Why would you do that to me?

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Because I knew the girls needed more time.

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I also... I don't want to go
to this thing at all.

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-  You guys are the worst.
- Yeah. I love you. Okay.

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Come on, Mom, just let her wear the shoes.

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It's not fair to Lydia
to make her wear them by herself.

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Okay. You're going to hate them
in two minutes.

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You're welcome.

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Thank you. Love you.

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- Whoa. Ow!
-  Stacy!

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I'm coming!

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Ugh, fine.

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Move, child!

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Coming, sorry!

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-  Oh yeah!
-  Oh, nice job.

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Taking after Dad
with the dress clothes and sneakers.

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Comfort always
comes first, sweetie.

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- There she is!
-  She's limping. Hi, sweetheart!

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-  Hi, Lyd!
- Lydia, Lydia encyclopedia.

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Hi, guys!

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Nice shoes. You look super cute, Lydia.

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Oh, thanks, Ron Ron.
Stacy and I are twinning.

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We heard.

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Hmm. Not anymore.

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- You took yours off.
- I got you.

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- Oh, thank you. I couldn't feel my feet.
- Mom and Dad know we're taking you?

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Well, I told my mom, and then she told
Dad's lawyer, so we're good to go.

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Nice!

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Ugh! Dad, can you turn this song off?
It's embarrassing.

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Why is it embarrassing?
No one's around to hear it.

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Oh my God! You're humiliating me!

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All right! I'll turn it off. Jesus.

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I turned it off, guys!
What are we still upset about?

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Their watching sad videos
to see who can cry first.

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You're trying to cry. That is so bizarre.

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Ugh! You're so freaking good at this game.
I hate it.

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Everybody in this house needs a shrink.

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Yeah, you need two.

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Ten.

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That's nice.

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Everyone be normal. We're going to temple.

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Here's your music.

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Make some noise, <i>mishpachah</i>!

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Woohoo!

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It's Devin's B'nai Mitzvah!

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They're becoming an adult.
Let's hear it for Devin!

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We've been pushing all the teachers
to assign more homework.

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If we want to prepare our kids
for this world, we gotta start 'em early.

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India's been kicking our ass.

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- I'm always telling my son, Marvin--
-  I'm sorry.

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Can I interrupt you for one second?
I think this is on behalf of the table.

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We came here
to enjoy chicken and fish tonight

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and maybe have a few drinks,
so could you stop talking?

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<i>♪ I want your stupid love ♪</i>

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Thank you.

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Wow!

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This is such a classic.
Have you watched <i>Leprechaun in the Hood</i>?

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Dude, that's a masterpiece.

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We know. We've seen it. It was awful.
Can you just let us watch our movie?

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Bye!

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That hurt.

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- We've seen that?
- No.

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Okay, I love this Carnivale theme,

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but your Candyland theme
is gonna be the best of the year.

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Oh, until your New York theme
puts the entire school to shame!

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If my parents let me have it.

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Did your dad talk to DJ Schmuley yet?

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Let me hear you scream,
"DJ Schmuley is my king!"

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DJ Schmuley is my king!

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- He's already been booked. We got it!
- Sweet!

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Looking nice, ladies!

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-  Hi, guys.
- Hi.

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Can you believe
we're becoming adults this year?

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- No.
-  Yeah.

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My mom actually let me shave
my legs this afternoon.

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First time. So magical.

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Oh, I'm so proud of you, Nikki!

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It burns so bad right now, like somebody
wiped wasabi all over my shins.

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Oh.

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Oh my God.

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Why do Kym, Anya,
and Megan always look so cool?

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Are those birds rescued?

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- Say what?
- They better be.

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- They scare me.
- Yeah, you know what else is scary?

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Nikki's mom is allowing Ronnie and Zaara
to drink alcohol!

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One, two, three. Woo!

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- Okay, let me hide those.

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Yeah, she's trying to be like a cool mom.
It's really weird.

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Let's go!

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Oh my God,
Andy Goldfarb looks so cute tonight.

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<i>♪ Let's go ♪</i>

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Do you realize
that one day he will be mine,

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and you will have a cool boyfriend too,

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and then we'll have a joint wedding
and move to adjoining lofts in Tribeca?

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In Taylor Swift's building?

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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I'm gonna talk to him.

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-  What?
-  I'm ready.

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You should, Stace. Yeah, you got this.

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Come with me, please.

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- Yeah.
- Let's go.

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Go, go, go. You got this.

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Gang way!

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Hey, wait for me!

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- No! You're embarrassing me.
- Yes!

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<i>♪ I don't eat, I don't sleep ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I do nothing but think of you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You keep me under your spell ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You keep me under your... ♪</i>

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Hey, Stacy.

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I like your kicks.

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Andy, smile!

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Finish him!

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Why would Mateo do that?
That was so uncalled for.

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Oh, sorry.

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Completely. Sorry.

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Why does Andy hang out
with that Italian exchange student anyway?

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I think he's Ecuadorian.

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Whatever. I heard he has a girlfriend
back home. She's in college.

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Um, no. I think that's, like, illegal.

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- Oh my God!

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-  Sorry.
- What's wrong with you?

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- Why would you do that? So embarrassing.
- I'm sorry.

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All right, everybody, make some noise!

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<i>♪ If you don't wanna see me
Dancing with somebody ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If you wanna believe... ♪</i>

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Come on, let's dance, everybody! Come on!

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<i>♪ Don't show up, don't come out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't start caring about me now ♪</i>

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-  Let me hear you scream, Schmu...
-  Ley!

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- Schmu--
-  Ley!

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- Schmu, Schmu--
-  Ley!

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Why does everybody like this idiot?

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- He's the best!
- The best.

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- You've been officially Schmulitized!

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Thank you family
for joining us today.

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Let me take you all on a journey.

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Picture this. My entrance video starts...

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Which, as we know,
sets the tone for the entire Bat Mitzvah.

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-  Mm-hmm.

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-  Ugh, Ronnie!
- Girls, come on.

237
00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:27,375
Anyway, I descend the stairs
of a private yacht on the Hudson River

238
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,416
to cheers and fireworks.

239
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,666
Whoa.

240
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:33,166
Then! Oh, who's that zipping by
on a jet ski?

241
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,791
Why that's international recording artist
Olivia Rodrigo.

242
00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:38,791
Wait, how we gonna pay for this?

243
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:39,708
Oh, we have ideas.

244
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,250
They... they got ideas, honey.

245
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:42,458
Okay.

246
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:46,541
No. Wait. No. The old guy
was supposed to be for your dad.

247
00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:47,833
Oh no. Just keep going.

248
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:50,541
- There.
- Okay.

249
00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:52,666
Oh, this is amazing.

250
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,458
- Shut up, Ronnie.
- No, you shut up.

251
00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:55,583
I'll kill you, Ronnie.

252
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:57,375
Not if I stab you first!

253
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,666
Oh, that's... that's nice.

254
00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:02,333
Oh my God, this is important!
I'm becoming a freaking woman, everyone!

255
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,750
Okay, woman. All you should worry about
right now is your mitzvah project

256
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,250
and practicing your <i>Haftarah.</i>

257
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,166
-  Mm-hmm.
- That's not important!

258
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,625
I mean, it is important to you
and other old people and God and stuff.

259
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:17,291
But to me, the party is important.

260
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,416
If this doesn't go well,
I could end up like Kate Kossman.

261
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:22,208
You are not gonna end up
like Kate Kossman.

262
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,583
Who's Kate Kossman?

263
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:27,291
Oh, she had this terrible medieval themed
Bat Mitzvah called Kate Kossman Knights,

264
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,625
not realizing
the initials spelled out KKK.

265
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,666
Yeah, no, I could see
that being a problem. Okay.

266
00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:34,750
So now, she just sits alone in
the cafeteria sewing friendship bracelets

267
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:38,250
for literally no one
because she has no friends.

268
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,625
That sounds a little dramatic.

269
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:43,291
Oh, so you think you shouldn't be
punished for promoting the KKK.

270
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,750
Wow, Mom,
didn't realize you supported racism.

271
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:46,750
Oh boy.

272
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:47,833
Hear me out.

273
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,916
You're always saying how my Bat Mitzvah
determines the rest of my life.

274
00:13:50,916 --> 00:13:53,041
And I think Dua Lipa
would make my life perfect.

275
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,625
No. No famous pop stars,
no yachts, no sailboats even.

276
00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:59,250
That's so unfair!
Ronnie got a baked potato bar at hers!

277
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,666
Listen, when I got Bar Mitzvahed,
we had a party in Grandma's basement.

278
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,750
We all split, like, this giant matzo ball.

279
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:05,666
That was the fun.

280
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:07,958
You know what the theme was? Being Jewish.

281
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,750
Just practice your prayers
and write your speech already.

282
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,166
Oh, I've been doing that Mr. Friedman.
It's all covered.

283
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,416
You're writing Stacy's speech?

284
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:18,041
- You know I'm not good at writing.
- English is her worst subject.

285
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,291
It's really bad.

286
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,416
- Stacy, that is so not okay.
-  It's fine.

287
00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:24,583
She's gonna do my entrance video.
I know she'll crush it. Don't worry.

288
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,916
Can I at least have a virgin mojito bar?

289
00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:29,458
You can have a ball pit.

290
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,166
Oh my God, Dad. That's for kids!

291
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:33,375
I've had my period for seven months now!

292
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,083
Wait, Stacy.

293
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,916
That's a long period, sweetheart!

294
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,375
You know what? I'm gonna head out.

295
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,500
I'll drive you.

296
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,166
Love you. See you in the morning.

297
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:44,958
Don't worry, Dad. It'll be okay.

298
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,500
She's growing up so fast. It's crazy.

299
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,791
I'm drinking now.

300
00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:51,625
I tried it the other day.
I didn't like it. We're good.

301
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:57,333
<i>Va-y'chal Mosh--</i>

302
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,958
-  <i>Va-y'chal...</i>

303
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,500
<i>Dear God, what's up?</i>

304
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,416
<i>Stacy Friedman here,
but I guess you already know that.</i>

305
00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:07,416
<i>And I guess you already know
what I'm going to say.</i>

306
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,375
<i>But just to be super safe,
I'm going to say it anyway.</i>

307
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:15,958
<i>I would really, really appreciate it
if I could have an amazing Bat Mitzvah.</i>

308
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,666
<i>And I know I need
to do my mitzvah project.</i>

309
00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:24,166
<i>But isn't a mitzvah project supposed to be
giving back in a way that represents me?</i>

310
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:26,125
<i>Which is why I don't know what to do.</i>

311
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:28,208
<i>I mean, I'm not popular.</i>

312
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,750
<i>I'm not a loser.</i>

313
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,291
<i>I don't know who I am.</i>

314
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,291
<i>But I do know,
if I have a kick-ass Bat Mitzvah,</i>

315
00:15:37,291 --> 00:15:41,291
<i>doors would open,
and I can have a fab life on my own terms.</i>

316
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,125
<i>No. No famous pop stars.</i>

317
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,458
<i>You can have a ball pit.</i>

318
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,416
<i>A ball pit? Lydia's
gonna get everything she asked for.</i>

319
00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,416
<i>Even a Twizzlers station for me.</i>

320
00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:52,125
<i>I'm starting
to worry Mom and Dad don't get it,</i>

321
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,166
<i>and the whole thing's gonna suck.</i>

322
00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:04,125
-  You had her phone the whole time?
-  No, she was lying.

323
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,625
- The audacity.
- The monster.

324
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:06,875
Yeah.

325
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,791
- Can we sit outside? It's a nice day.
- No.

326
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:10,541
I mean, I definitely could use some color.

327
00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:13,041
- Yeah, it's true.
- Is that Tory Burch?

328
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:17,250
Oh no, it's Walmart. I got this
and a water bottle for only $12.

329
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,583
I was talking to her.

330
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,625
M-me?

331
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:23,750
Your skirt.

332
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,083
Uh, yeah, it is Tory Burch.

333
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:29,750
My mom is trying to spend all
my dad's money before the next court date.

334
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,458
I'm pretty sure I saw Hailey Bieber
wearing the exact same one.

335
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:36,000
Oh cool. Okay. Bye.

336
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:39,791
That was weird.

337
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,791
- I love and hate them at the same time.
-  Yeah.

338
00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:44,333
What just happened?

339
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:55,458
<i>♪ Wait a minute ♪</i>

340
00:16:55,958 --> 00:17:00,291
<i>♪ I think I left my conscience
On your front-door step ♪</i>

341
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:03,500
<i>♪ Whoa ♪</i>

342
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,250
So get this. I heard Megan's
doing her mitzvah project next weekend.

343
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,916
She's passing out sunscreen at Coachella.

344
00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:12,875
- What? Wow.
-  So cool.

345
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,750
Guys, I have to come up
with something amazing.

346
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:16,083
This is so much pressure.

347
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,583
How long do you think it takes to become
a social activist influencer on TikTok?

348
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,083
Uh, six months?

349
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,458
Too long.

350
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,416
You know what?
We just need to chill our brains.

351
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,916
What are you doing Saturday?
My mom's out of town this weekend.

352
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,250
Why? You gonna throw a party?

353
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,291
A dork party?

354
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,458
What if I did?

355
00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:36,125
Well, I mean, my dad's out of town.

356
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,166
Now, you could actually throw a party.

357
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:41,166
You could invite the whole seventh grade
and not exclude anybody.

358
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:45,500
Oh, come on. Wouldn't it be fun to exclude
people instead of being excluded for once?

359
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,416
Heads up!

360
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,375
<i>Ay dios mío.</i>

361
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,166
Stace, Stace, Stace, Stace? Are you okay?

362
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,958
- Oh shit.

363
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,416
That doesn't look good.

364
00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:10,791
You have grass in your hair.

365
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:12,041
Stacy.

366
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,291
Are you okay?

367
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,625
That's my bad!

368
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:17,791
You good?

369
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,583
Yeah. Sorry about that.

370
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,458
- Have some water.

371
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,916
Oh my God. That was perfect.

372
00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:35,250
He went... And then you went.

373
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,583
- You guys are meant to be.

374
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,500
Hey, are your legs okay, Nikki?

375
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,458
They're fine, Mateo. Just relax.

376
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,333
Really?

377
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:57,125
Oh, by the way, Dad invited
the dry cleaner to the Bat Mitzvah, Stacy.

378
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,833
What? No, that's so unfair.

379
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:02,333
The ratio to old people to normal people
is already so unbalanced.

380
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,916
Why is that kid Mateo going
to Hebrew school?

381
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:09,208
Maybe he wanted to convert
and take some Jewish holidays off?

382
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,125
You gonna invite him, Stace?

383
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,666
Mateo? No, I barely know him.

384
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:16,041
You know, if you invite Mateo,
Andy might come.

385
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,500
Have fun learning!

386
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,208
Love you!

387
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,625
Oh shit!

388
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:31,250
Are you on dru--

389
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,333
<i>Take me to your best friend's house</i>

390
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:37,666
<i>Goin' round this roundabout, oh yeah</i>

391
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:41,291
-  Thank you.
-  Good job, guys.

392
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,000
<i>- Manishmah.</i>
- Hi.

393
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,583
- Shalom, you two.
- Shalom.

394
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,416
Oh, this looks really good.
I am not that creative...

395
00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:49,458
I was not good at arts and crafts,
like, at all.

396
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,250
- I like your outfit, Ashley.
- Thank you.

397
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:52,541
Oh yeah, it's really cute.

398
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,750
Look who's coming out
of the make out closet.

399
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,375
Oh my God,
were they hooking up in there?

400
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:59,583
How do they not get caught?
There's literally so many people around.

401
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:05,083
Would you believe when I was your age,
I was in a Jewish rock and roll band?

402
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:10,041
We called ourselves Exodus
because Genesis was already taken.

403
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,250
I'm sorry, Aaron, am I boring you?

404
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,666
What? No--
I was listening, Cantor Jerry.

405
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:15,791
Stace, Lyd!

406
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,208
- You look so cute. You guys good?
-  Yes.

407
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,958
- The pole!
- Pole!

408
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,500
Oh, wait, how's your Torah portion going?

409
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,291
It's like 6,000 pages long.

410
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,958
Why did my parents pick
the third week of August?

411
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:31,666
But mine's literally, like, a minute
and a half long. Thank you, June 10th!

412
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:35,000
Chop-chop, ladies! Curtain's up in five!

413
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,916
I like to think of Hebrew school
as a little performance I give.

414
00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:42,666
Your prayer book is the playbill,
and I'm the star, cutie-pops.

415
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,708
Giving you a bit of the ole razzle-dazzle.
You know what I'm saying?

416
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:48,625
Kidding. Come one, class is starting.
Let's go!

417
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:49,791
Rabbi Rebecca!

418
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:52,083
- Can we please have snacks?
- You want some latkes and gefilte fish?

419
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,083
She's insane.

420
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,541
I know. I love her.

421
00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:56,875
"And I'm the star,
cutie-pops, razzle-dazzle."

422
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,291
- Very nice.
- Very good.

423
00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,708
Thank you. Thank you very much.

424
00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:03,125
- Is she serious? Oh my God.
- I know, right?

425
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,958
I really want a cloud.
Like, I want to taste a cloud.

426
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:08,333
- You want what?
- I want to taste a cloud.

427
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,833
I want to taste a cloud. That's all.

428
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,791
-  It seems--
-  Yo. You good, bro?

429
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,875
Yeah. Why?

430
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,041
Uh, your head from earlier.

431
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:20,416
Head injuries are no joke.

432
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:23,166
One time I barfed at soccer
from a concussion.

433
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,333
Did you barf?

434
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,791
No. I didn't.

435
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,208
Tight.

436
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,375
- All right, shabbat shalom!
-  Shabbat shalom.

437
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:39,666
How's everyone feeling?
We having the time of our lives right now?

438
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,666
You guys start your mitzvah projects yet?

439
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,541
-  No.
- Yeah.

440
00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:47,625
No? It's the most important part
of this whole thing.

441
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:52,958
It's when you do something menschie
for your community, for society at-large.

442
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:56,041
What? You guys don't care
about society at-large?

443
00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:57,916
-  No.
- Yeah.

444
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:02,583
All right, how about we pick up where
we left off with our old buddy, David.

445
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:03,708
Remember him?

446
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:08,541
Homeboy was about to get his groove on
with the foxy Bathsheba

447
00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:10,958
even though she was married
to someone else.

448
00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:13,500
What a snake David is!

449
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,666
You a snake, Aaron?

450
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:16,958
N-no.

451
00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:19,166
You ever pull something like that?
Cheat on your wife?

452
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:25,625
- M-me?
- Dude, I'm messing around with you. Relax!

453
00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:27,833
You're sweating, my goodness.

454
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,833
You're not a snake, Aaron. You're awesome.

455
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:31,916
Look at that arm hair
and mustache coming in strong.

456
00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,916
<i>Baruch HaShem,</i> Aaron. Let's go.

457
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,666
So I told the sales lady,
"I'll take one in each color."

458
00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:45,625
And she said, "Are you getting a divorce?"
And I said, "How'd you guess?"

459
00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:49,375
That's really funny, Mom.

460
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:52,666
Hey, can you let me bring over some people
on Saturday?

461
00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:53,875
Oh sure. Like a playdate?

462
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:57,833
A playdate? Mom, I'm 13.
Please don't call it a playdate.

463
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,875
My dad's calling me. Hi!

464
00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:03,375
<i>Hey! Stacels.
Hey, I'm at the store right now.</i>

465
00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,750
<i>Mommy told me you need some, uh, tampons...</i>

466
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,083
<i>- But I'm not sure what size you use--</i>
- Stop. Get whatever.

467
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:09,958
<i>There's a lot of whatever
to choose from.</i>

468
00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:11,333
Do pads. I don't care.

469
00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,875
<i>What kind of flow do you got going?</i>

470
00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:14,666
<i>- Uh, heavy flow situation?</i>
- Heavy.

471
00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:16,708
- Oh my God.
<i>- A light flow? Or extra chunky?</i>

472
00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:19,500
<i>I... I... I got confused.
I'm getting peanut butter also.</i>

473
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,666
-  I mean--
<i>- Mommy said it was a high-alert situation?</i>

474
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:24,458
<i>That you might have to sleep
in the bathtub?</i>

475
00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,291
<i>I'll drop 'em off
in your room immediately.</i>

476
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,791
Oh my God. Love you. Bye.

477
00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:34,541
"Hey, Lyd, it's Kym.
Having people over now."

478
00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:36,000
"Pull up if you're free."

479
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,333
Wow.

480
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,916
Um, what do I say?

481
00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:42,250
Do you want to go?

482
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,000
No.

483
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,416
But, I mean, I should respond.

484
00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:52,500
Yeah. For sure.
Uh, if you want to go, I don't care.

485
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,416
I just think they're awful,
but it's your choice.

486
00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:58,750
- Let me ask if you can come.
- No. Please don't do that.

487
00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:02,291
Yeah, I'm gonna ask. Doing it right now.
Look, I just did it. Whoops. Sorry.

488
00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:13,083
Oh my God! Okay, Mom, can you drop us off
at Kym Chang-Cohen's house, please?

489
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,708
- Wait. Can you stop by my place first?
-  Sure.

490
00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:18,666
-  Period.
- You gonna ask if Tara and Nikki can come?

491
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:19,750
Oh.

492
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,458
Oh. Um, I mean, I don't think so.

493
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:25,375
Bringing three people
would be, like, a lot.

494
00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:26,833
- Yeah, I agree.
- Yeah.

495
00:24:29,791 --> 00:24:32,583
- You can't go now.

496
00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:38,500
Okay. Hurry.

497
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,708
- Hi, Ron.
-  Hi.

498
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:42,166
- Should I wear a jacket with this?
- No. Where are you going?

499
00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:43,583
Kym Chang-Cohen's.

500
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:46,708
Oh wow. First rule of going
to a cool kid's house, don't disagree.

501
00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:47,666
Don't get too excited.

502
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:48,750
- Got it. Thanks.
- Cool.

503
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:50,375
Oh, Dad left pads on your bed.

504
00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:52,875
They're enormous.
I almost thought they were pillows.

505
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:53,875
Are you joking?

506
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:55,750
That's funny.

507
00:25:02,791 --> 00:25:04,291
Oh my God.

508
00:25:04,291 --> 00:25:06,750
Remember.
Don't disagree. Don't get too excited.

509
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,416
So, Lydia, any crushes?

510
00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:22,291
Oh, uh...

511
00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:26,583
No, not really. There's not a lot
of options for boys in our grade.

512
00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:28,375
- You know?

513
00:25:29,416 --> 00:25:31,333
Oh, so you only like boys?

514
00:25:31,333 --> 00:25:33,541
Uh, I think so.

515
00:25:33,541 --> 00:25:35,458
Don't worry. Some of us are straight too.

516
00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:36,541
Cool.

517
00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:38,666
I don't disagree.

518
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,666
Yeah, Stacy, what about you?

519
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:46,291
Who do you like?

520
00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:49,750
Uh, no one, really.

521
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:57,500
Uh, people are coming to my house tomorrow
if you want to come. Nothing big.

522
00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:58,625
Sounds chill.

523
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:01,291
You guys have to come.
It'll be freaking amazing!

524
00:26:01,291 --> 00:26:02,750
Her house is so cool.

525
00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:07,791
I mean, it'll be a'ight.

526
00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:11,708
Uh, anyways, we should
probably wash this off before we go.

527
00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:14,708
- Uh, we have to change before we leave.
- Where are we going?

528
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,208
To the ledge.

529
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,250
- No way.
- We'll be careful.

530
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,458
I don't want to die.

531
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,250
- We have to. We can't disagree.
- What?

532
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,333
Don't act excited!

533
00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:29,833
Andy will be there.

534
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:35,666
Come on, Lydia, can't you do this for me?

535
00:26:35,666 --> 00:26:37,833
I already got you invited here.
Isn't that enough?

536
00:26:40,416 --> 00:26:41,791
I didn't mean it like that.

537
00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:43,333
You guys coming or what?

538
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,583
Yeah, I'm down.

539
00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,000
<i>♪ It's irresistible ♪</i>

540
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,375
<i>♪ I'm so stuck on you ♪</i>

541
00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:06,375
Ugh, my mom said I have to wait a year
before I can get lip filler.

542
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,750
She said you can have Botox.
Just use that on your lips.

543
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:09,666
Yeah.

544
00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:13,375
<i>♪ I might be a little obsessed ♪</i>

545
00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:20,000
Look who's here!

546
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,791
<i>♪ I might be a little obsessed ♪</i>

547
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:28,291
<i>♪ What's a feeling
Without someone to feel it? ♪</i>

548
00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:31,250
<i>♪ What's appealing?
Sleep in on the weekend ♪</i>

549
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,958
<i>♪ Home solo, spinning on the ceiling ♪</i>

550
00:27:34,666 --> 00:27:36,208
<i>♪ And every day is the same ♪</i>

551
00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:38,958
<i>♪ When the name of the game's
Break sweat to break even ♪</i>

552
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,333
What up, what up?

553
00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:44,458
What's good?

554
00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:46,583
Hi, Stacy.

555
00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:48,208
Hey, Mateo.

556
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,541
Yo, we just had soccer,
and we kicked St. Catherine's ass, 3-0.

557
00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:52,958
Even though their field sucks.

558
00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:55,291
Yeah, that field is so lopsided.

559
00:27:57,041 --> 00:27:58,000
Exactly.

560
00:27:58,791 --> 00:27:59,625
Uh,

561
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,250
how's your head?

562
00:28:06,208 --> 00:28:08,875
It's, um... it's still on her body, so...

563
00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:10,625
Yeah, we love that.

564
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:13,166
And I'm not barfing, so, yeah.

565
00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:17,916
Uh, anyways...

566
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:20,250
What's up? I'm Andy.

567
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:23,291
Uh, I know. We, uh...
we go to Hebrew school together. Lydia.

568
00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:24,583
We do?

569
00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:25,875
Yeah.

570
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,500
I dare one of you guys to jump in!

571
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,958
Come on! Let's go.

572
00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:32,250
Jump off the ledge, Aaron?

573
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:34,916
You'd break both legs on impact
and your spine.

574
00:28:34,916 --> 00:28:36,833
Yeah, I heard
Melissa Quinto's cousin jumped,

575
00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:39,291
and she now has to text
with her nose, so, no.

576
00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,166
Looks like it might be fun.

577
00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:44,625
Hey, I'd jump
if I didn't have my contacts in.

578
00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:47,125
Oh, I'd be happy
to hold them for you, Aaron.

579
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:53,708
Oh shit. You can't see.

580
00:28:56,416 --> 00:28:57,250
I'll do it.

581
00:28:58,583 --> 00:28:59,416
What?

582
00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:01,625
You'd jump in?

583
00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:03,916
That... that's sick.

584
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,083
Let's see it.

585
00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:08,333
Okay.

586
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,791
- No way, no way.
- Oh shit.

587
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,708
If she jumps, it's my idea, guys.

588
00:29:12,708 --> 00:29:14,750
We don't know if that's shallow.

589
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,375
- She's not gonna do it.
- She's not gonna do it.

590
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:36,708
- If she dies, we weren't here.
- Hell no.

591
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,000
-  She's a scaredy-cat.
-  She's stalling.

592
00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:42,791
Stacy, you said we'd be careful. Please.

593
00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:44,208
Is Andy watching?

594
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,125
Everyone is watching!

595
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:53,666
Friedman! Yo, you got this! Let's go!

596
00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:56,625
-  Let's get it!
- Stacy, do not do this to me.

597
00:29:56,625 --> 00:30:00,250
If you die, your parents will kill me.
I swear to God. Stacy! No!

598
00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:12,125
- Oh my God!
- Holy shit!

599
00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:13,791
- My God!
- Oh my God!

600
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,208
Stacy!

601
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,166
- Stacy!
- Oh shit!

602
00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:23,708
That was unreal!

603
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,958
-  Stacy!
- Woohoo!

604
00:30:29,041 --> 00:30:30,666
- That was my idea!
- Yo, shut up!

605
00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:33,250
Yo, Stacy Friedman!

606
00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:35,541
You're a fricken' legend!

607
00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:37,500
That's how I do it!

608
00:30:40,125 --> 00:30:41,833
What is that?

609
00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:50,041
Oh, disgusting.

610
00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:53,583
Yo, Stacy just turned the ledge
into the Red Sea.

611
00:30:58,833 --> 00:30:59,791
Chill out.

612
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,833
It's just a period, guys.
It happens every month.

613
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,291
That looks like two months.

614
00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:05,333
You couldn't deal
with having a period, Aaron.

615
00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:06,416
Yeah, you punk.

616
00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:07,958
Wait, what'd I even do?

617
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,208
Thanks for laughing with everyone.

618
00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:24,708
I wasn't laughing.

619
00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,083
Yes, you were.

620
00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:28,916
Stacy, it's not that big of a deal.
Just take my sweatshirt.

621
00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:31,833
Not a big deal? That was humiliating!
Andy looked at me like--

622
00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:34,208
You're a badass!
That's all anyone was thinking.

623
00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:36,625
No, whatever. I'm over him.

624
00:31:38,458 --> 00:31:39,625
Call it.

625
00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:42,250
- Stacy, think this through.
- I did. Call it.

626
00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:47,166
5:23.

627
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:50,750
Stacy Friedman's crush
on Andy Goldfarb has ended.

628
00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:54,041
Time of death, 5:23 p.m.

629
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,791
Okay, let's just go.

630
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:57,750
No, you just stay with your new friends.

631
00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,375
What? What are you talking about?

632
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,708
Oh my God, stop! You didn't have my back.
Just admit it!

633
00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:04,333
You stop. I told you not to jump.
I didn't even want to be here.

634
00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:06,708
Only because you already got them
to come to your party!

635
00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:10,125
- You're being so dramatic right now!
- You're such a wannabe right now!

636
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:13,333
I'm freezing. I'm gonna go.

637
00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:16,083
Wow, Stacy. I can't even.

638
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:17,583
I can't even, even more.

639
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:22,708
What you gonna do, sweets?

640
00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:24,416
Sending out the invitations today.

641
00:32:24,416 --> 00:32:27,125
I have to get my hair dyed--
Oh, will you call DJ Schmuley?

642
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:29,875
He's asking for a green room and per diem.

643
00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:31,791
And he may or may not have hit on me.

644
00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,708
Well, I may or may not punch him
in the face.

645
00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:35,708
- Yeah, okay.
- Let me handle Schmuley.

646
00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:37,916
So, you, I'm going to the movies.
You want to come?

647
00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:41,166
Too weird being
at a movie theater alone with my dad.

648
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:44,125
Okay, you never want to be with me again?
What are you gonna do all day?

649
00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:48,041
Zaara's coming over, and we're going to
online shop and then take a nap outside.

650
00:32:48,791 --> 00:32:50,000
And that's not weird to you?

651
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,500
We're tired from frickin' school all week!

652
00:32:53,666 --> 00:32:57,375
Honey, go have quality time with
your younger daughter who still loves you.

653
00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:58,833
-  Yeah.
- Okay? Have a good day.

654
00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:00,791
This one scares me.

655
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,416
- Miss you already, Daddy!
-  Do ya? Great.

656
00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:17,541
<i>Oh my God!</i>

657
00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:40,250
- We ready in there, buddy?
-  One second, Dad!

658
00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:59,875
Don't do this to me. Let's go!

659
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:01,041
Coming!

660
00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:05,708
<i>Bubie</i>, I'm psyched.

661
00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:08,666
I'm psyched about the popcorn.
Lots of butter.

662
00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:11,416
Lots of anger after I finish it.

663
00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:14,583
- Lots of oil on my face.
- Dad, can I skip the movies?

664
00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:17,666
You wanna skip the movie? How come?
You don't want to be seen with me either?

665
00:34:17,666 --> 00:34:21,041
No, no, no. I just need to talk to Lydia.
Can you drop me at her house?

666
00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:23,125
Sure, buddy.

667
00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:26,333
What's the matter? Something bugging you?

668
00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,166
It'll be fine. Whatever it is.

669
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:33,791
Here. Don't tell your mother.
Have some coffee.

670
00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:36,416
One sip... [yelling] I gotcha.

671
00:34:36,416 --> 00:34:37,666
- Gotcha.

672
00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:44,666
-  All right. Have fun. I love you.
-  Thank you. Love you.

673
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,666
I'll just be all alone
at the movies,

674
00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:49,083
crying and eating a bucket
of Sour Patch Kids!

675
00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:52,041
- A'ight!
-  Okay. Text me if you need me.

676
00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:53,166
I will!

677
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,041
<i>♪ Feeling like I'm falling ♪</i>

678
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:13,000
<i>♪ I've been getting uptight
Staring at the ceiling ♪</i>

679
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,875
<i>♪ Trying to get it just right
You know what's on mind ♪</i>

680
00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:20,041
<i>♪ I can't look you in the eye ♪</i>

681
00:35:20,041 --> 00:35:23,083
<i>♪ I'm getting on the freeway
Underneath the night sky ♪</i>

682
00:35:23,083 --> 00:35:25,916
<i>♪ I'm a little wallflower
Singing "One Headlight" ♪</i>

683
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:28,375
<i>♪ Looking for a sign ♪</i>

684
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:31,166
<i>♪ Superstition made me blind ♪</i>

685
00:35:31,166 --> 00:35:33,750
<i>♪ I'm sick of running from a past life ♪</i>

686
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:36,500
<i>♪ I don't care about the next one ♪</i>

687
00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:39,541
<i>♪ Right now I'm feeling like a stranger ♪</i>

688
00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:41,916
<i>♪ Don't recognize the voice inside my... ♪</i>

689
00:35:41,916 --> 00:35:45,625
-  Oh. Uh, Stacy, you would know.
- Uh, how do you turn on the jacuzzi jets?

690
00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:48,000
Uh, the switch is in the pantry.

691
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
- The pantry?
- Pantry?

692
00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:56,666
<i>♪ Don't recognize the voice
Inside my head ♪</i>

693
00:35:56,666 --> 00:35:59,083
<i>♪ 'Cause I've been running
From a past life ♪</i>

694
00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:02,875
<i>♪ I wanna live
I wanna live this life instead ♪</i>

695
00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:08,583
Oh my God.

696
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:14,416
Oh my God.

697
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,500
-  Stacy! Stacy!
-  Oh, snap.

698
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:26,041
Yo, shit just got real.

699
00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:27,791
Stacy.

700
00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:29,791
Stacy, he kissed me!

701
00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:31,375
You don't even like him!

702
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:34,416
You're like David and Bathsheba,
and you're the snake.

703
00:36:34,416 --> 00:36:36,416
- I'm sorry, okay. I--
- Stop talking!

704
00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:38,333
Let me explain? Please?
I haven't done anything.

705
00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:40,500
No! Let me explain some things to you.

706
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,875
First of all, we are no longer friends.

707
00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:47,208
Second of all, I am definitely not doing
your entrance video.

708
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:50,666
- Stacy.
- Oh! And one more thing...

709
00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:56,708
Lydia Rodriguez Katz,
you are <i>so</i> not invited to my Bat Mitzvah.

710
00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:01,250
Good! Have fun without me!

711
00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:11,708
<i>Dear God, Stacy Friedman here.</i>

712
00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:15,458
<i>And what the hell?</i>

713
00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:17,958
<i>How could you do this to me?</i>

714
00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:30,791
<i>♪ Brown guilty eyes
And little white lies ♪</i>

715
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:34,666
<i>♪ Yeah, I played dumb but I always knew ♪</i>

716
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:40,500
<i>♪ That you talked to her
Maybe did even worse ♪</i>

717
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:43,041
<i>♪ I kept quiet so I could keep you ♪</i>

718
00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:48,000
<i>♪ You betrayed me ♪</i>

719
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:54,166
<i>♪ And I know that you'll never feel sorry
For the way I hurt, yeah ♪</i>

720
00:37:54,166 --> 00:37:55,375
Okay, bye, Stacy.

721
00:37:57,166 --> 00:37:59,666
Oh, oh, Z. It's okay. Go back to bed.

722
00:37:59,666 --> 00:38:02,375
- You're fine. I promise. You're fine.

723
00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,875
<i>- ♪ But that didn't matter ♪</i>

724
00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:09,666
<i>♪ It took you two weeks
To go off and date her ♪</i>

725
00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:12,833
<i>♪ Guess you didn't cheat
But you're still a traitor ♪</i>

726
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:15,291
Stacy, wait up. Stace, wait up.

727
00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:17,083
Are you okay? What happened?

728
00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:19,791
Yeah. Everybody keeps asking us
if you need a double-X tampon.

729
00:38:19,791 --> 00:38:21,958
- I'm fine.
-  Are you sure, Stace?

730
00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:24,583
'Cause your best friend's
dating your crush.

731
00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:26,583
They're not dating. It was just one kiss.

732
00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:28,791
Oh, I heard he touched her underboob
in PE this morning.

733
00:38:28,791 --> 00:38:30,541
- Tara...
-  It's fine, guys.

734
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:32,583
Junior high gossip. Never ends.

735
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,791
- Okay, well, when did that start?

736
00:38:58,416 --> 00:38:59,916
Her party this weekend.

737
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,750
She had the party?

738
00:39:01,750 --> 00:39:03,583
Guess so. She didn't invite us.

739
00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:06,083
No surprise, because they were
awfully chummy laughing

740
00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:08,416
at my near-death experience at the ledge.

741
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000
You guys went to the ledge with Andy?

742
00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:15,208
Oh, it's just the ledge.
It was last minute.

743
00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:16,666
Hmm.

744
00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:19,750
- Come on, Tara. Let's go.
- Yeah.

745
00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:25,416
Okay, today we're going
to be talking about <i>tikkun olam</i>.

746
00:39:25,416 --> 00:39:26,791
Does anyone know what that means?

747
00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:28,375
Kym!

748
00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:30,958
If God exists,
then how do you explain climate change?

749
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,791
It's actually an amazing question. Um--

750
00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:38,750
Yeah, and why can't straight people
get on gay TikTok? It's way funnier.

751
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:42,125
And if God loves me, then why
is he always giving me so many zits.

752
00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:44,000
And why does Apple
keep changing their chargers?

753
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,333
And why did my dad's doctor operate
on the wrong shoulder?

754
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,666
And why do I have to share a room
with my grandma?

755
00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:51,958
Okay, okay, okay.

756
00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:56,458
I think I can explain zits
and climate change and gay TikTok.

757
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,583
-  She scares me sometimes.
-  You too?

758
00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:02,125
Musically!

759
00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:08,333
<i>♪ If God is real, then why is there war? ♪</i>

760
00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:12,041
<i>♪ Why is there injustice? ♪</i>

761
00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:14,500
<i>♪ Why are people poor? ♪</i>

762
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:20,625
<i>♪And why have I had a yeast infection ♪</i>

763
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:25,833
<i>♪ for a solid 11 years? ♪</i>

764
00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,583
<i>♪ The answer is clear ♪</i>

765
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:33,708
<i>- ♪ God is random ♪</i>

766
00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:35,625
<i>♪ God is random ♪</i>

767
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,208
<i>♪ God is random sauce ♪</i>

768
00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:38,375
Everybody!

769
00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,166
<i>♪ God is random ♪</i>

770
00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:41,791
<i>♪ God is random ♪</i>

771
00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:44,500
Your prayer book
is the playbill, cutie-pops...

772
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,375
...razzle-dazzle.

773
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:12,416
<i>Seema!</i>

774
00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:17,291
What did Rabbi Rebecca say
about being on your phone?

775
00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:21,083
Right? Aaron knows what I'm talking about.
Come on, dude.

776
00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,833
- Yup, <i>Baruch HaShem</i>, Aaron.
-  Yes, sir.

777
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:34,125
All right, what's going on, young lady?

778
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,916
You used to be such a good,
respectful kid.

779
00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:39,791
Now, you're on your phone.
You're not practicing your portion.

780
00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:42,333
Talk to me, sis.
What's crappenin'?

781
00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:47,375
Do you know what your portion is about?
Do you understand <i>Ki Tisa</i>?

782
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:50,750
Yeah. Lots of golden calf talk
and stuff like that.

783
00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:55,916
Yeah, but it's also about becoming
your own individual person.

784
00:41:55,916 --> 00:41:58,291
It's about taking responsibilities
for your mistakes.

785
00:41:58,291 --> 00:41:59,625
You know, grown-up stuff?

786
00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:01,916
Let me take a wild guess.

787
00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:04,666
You haven't started
your mitzvah project yet either, huh?

788
00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:07,166
I'm narrowing it down.

789
00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:10,541
<i>Seema</i>, I'm telling you,
the sooner you do your mitzvah,

790
00:42:10,541 --> 00:42:13,083
which is a good deed,
a commandment by the way,

791
00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:15,583
the sooner you'll find
things falling into place.

792
00:42:17,458 --> 00:42:19,625
Wait, so, if I do a mitzvah,
God will reward me?

793
00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:22,583
-  No, not reward--
- And he'll give me what I want?

794
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,208
Well, I definitely did not say that.

795
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,875
No, thank you, Rabbi. You helped me
so much. I gotta get to work.

796
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,000
Wait. No, no, no!

797
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,083
Gotta start my journey, Rabbi Rebecca!

798
00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:31,208
Can you get me a Gatorade?

799
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,458
Hey, uh, can I sit here?
-  Sure.

800
00:43:11,541 --> 00:43:12,458
Hey.

801
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,125
You wouldn't happen
to know why people keep asking me

802
00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:18,500
if they can floss their teeth
with my nipple hair today,

803
00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:19,833
do you, Stacy?

804
00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:21,625
Uh, no.

805
00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:24,875
You know, seventh grade is hard enough
without people pointing and laughing at me

806
00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:28,250
whenever I walk down the hall,
screaming out, "Here, comes spider-nips."

807
00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:30,958
Better than, "Here comes Aunt Flow
and the Blood-Pads!"

808
00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:32,291
But that really happened, Stacy.

809
00:43:32,291 --> 00:43:35,250
- How do I know your nipples are hairless?
- Because you do!

810
00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:40,500
Why are you dating him?
I thought it was just one kiss?

811
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,666
And stop doing Rabbi Rebecca impressions
to Andy.

812
00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,958
That's my impression,
you freaking ripoff artist!

813
00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:49,333
And I'm the star,
cutie-pops, razzle-dazzle!

814
00:43:50,833 --> 00:43:53,708
That sounds so much like her!
Do Cantor Jerry.

815
00:43:54,375 --> 00:43:55,416
I don't know how.

816
00:43:56,458 --> 00:43:58,625
Boo!

817
00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:01,958
-  Um, uh, chicken?
- Ronnie? Ronnie.

818
00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,541
Can you help with my mitzvah project?
I need to get on that ASAP.

819
00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:07,416
I'm kind of in the middle of something.
Oh, chicken parmesan!

820
00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:08,416
Correct.

821
00:44:08,416 --> 00:44:11,291
Honey, why don't you and Lydia
do something with the homeless

822
00:44:11,291 --> 00:44:13,458
or volunteer at the animal shelter?

823
00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:16,041
Cause it’s my Bat Mitzvah
and I’m not doing my project with Lydia.

824
00:44:16,041 --> 00:44:17,208
It's a statement about me.

825
00:44:17,208 --> 00:44:19,375
Stace, that's what you said
about the egg roll piñata.

826
00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:21,041
- And the dress.
- And your hair.

827
00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:23,125
Shut up, Zaara. Why are you always here?

828
00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:24,375
- Hey.

829
00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:27,041
Ugh! You guys don't get what this means.
Nobody does.

830
00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:30,916
Biggest drama queen in the room?

831
00:44:30,916 --> 00:44:33,750
-  Correct.
- Oh my God! You're not funny.

832
00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,208
Girls, leave her alone.

833
00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:42,541
<i>Vayar Aharon</i>

834
00:44:42,541 --> 00:44:46,666
<i>vayiven mizbayach l'fanav</i>

835
00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:49,750
<i>vayikra Aharon</i>

836
00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:52,500
- Ugh. Oh my God.

837
00:44:53,541 --> 00:44:56,208
<i>Vayar Aharon</i>

838
00:44:56,208 --> 00:44:58,291
<i>-</i> <i>vayiven mizbayach l'fanav</i>

839
00:44:58,291 --> 00:45:00,166
- What the heck?

840
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:20,791
<i>If that was you
and a boy, what would you do?</i>

841
00:45:25,416 --> 00:45:27,166
<i>Let's get a closeup of that one.</i>

842
00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:28,541
<i>Hmm. Look at that.</i>

843
00:45:28,541 --> 00:45:30,458
-<i>Mmm, mmm, mmm.</i>

844
00:45:32,875 --> 00:45:36,458
-  <i>Why do you always do that?</i>
-  <i>I like the way my feet smell!</i>

845
00:45:36,458 --> 00:45:39,000
<i>- She sounds like a lawnmower. So loud!</i>

846
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,208
<i>Did you get the full flip?</i>

847
00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:45,875
-  <i>I got a full booger.
- Stop. Erase that right now, please.</i>

848
00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:47,166
<i>This is how I'm gonna kiss.</i>

849
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:50,000
<i>We're waiting for her to pop a pimple.</i>

850
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,916
<i>Oh my God, I think I peed myself.</i>

851
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,291
<i>Kym and Megan and Anya, they suck.</i>

852
00:45:54,291 --> 00:45:55,500
<i>They're very dumb.</i>

853
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:56,916
<i>Her real toes are hairy.</i>

854
00:45:59,166 --> 00:46:01,250
<i>What is the biggest lie
you've ever told?</i>

855
00:46:01,833 --> 00:46:03,875
<i>Have you ever farted from the front?</i>

856
00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:06,000
-  <i>Yeah, like your vajayjay?</i>
-<i>Juicy!</i>

857
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,916
<i>- Want me to show you? I have to prepare.</i>
-  <i>Yes. Let's see it.</i>

858
00:46:08,916 --> 00:46:10,708
<i>Stop. You have an exercise?</i>

859
00:46:11,416 --> 00:46:13,083
<i>No, poor Nikki.</i>

860
00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:19,291
<i>I was showing them how to queef.</i>

861
00:46:19,291 --> 00:46:20,541
<i>Wha--</i>

862
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,791
<i>You better not show this to anyone.</i>

863
00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:37,833
<i>I swear to God,
if you show this to anyone,</i>

864
00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:39,083
<i>I literally will murder you.</i>

865
00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:40,750
<i>You understand this? You understand that?</i>

866
00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:42,875
-  <i>I wouldn't do that.</i>
-  <i>Okay, good.</i>

867
00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:43,833
<i>Love you.</i>

868
00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,875
<i>Stop, I'm being serious.
This could be dangerous.</i>

869
00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:53,416
<i>They're both nuts together.</i>

870
00:46:53,416 --> 00:46:55,625
<i>Stacy, stop smothering Lydia.</i>

871
00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:58,666
-  <i>Aw, that's nice!</i>

872
00:46:58,666 --> 00:47:02,083
<i>Thanks for watching. Bye!</i>

873
00:47:11,833 --> 00:47:14,916
<i>Vayar Aharon</i>

874
00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:19,083
<i>vayiven mizbayach l'fanav</i>

875
00:47:19,083 --> 00:47:21,083
<i>vayikra Aharon</i>

876
00:47:21,083 --> 00:47:22,375
My lo--

877
00:47:24,666 --> 00:47:28,750
<i>♪ I'm here, my love
But I'm floating, baby ♪</i>

878
00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:31,416
<i>♪ Hold me down tight
When I'm losing my mind... ♪</i>

879
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:37,083
Oh yeah! Mazel tov to Benjamin!

880
00:47:38,833 --> 00:47:40,333
Schmule--

881
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,000
Hey, Schmuley!

882
00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:43,583
What, what, what?

883
00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:46,166
Can you play
"Don't Stop Believing" by Journey?

884
00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:50,750
Whoa. What a deep cut.

885
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:55,416
Get out of here with that shit!
Let Schmuley handle the vibe around here!

886
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:02,375
Make some noise, party people!

887
00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:10,916
<i>♪ To get to you ♪</i>

888
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:19,083
-  Oh. Yeah.
- It's too loud in here.

889
00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:23,500
You know, we didn't have to suffer with
these Bat Mitzvahs when we were your age.

890
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:27,666
We just celebrated with our families,
and poof, you're a woman.

891
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,666
- Yeah.
- Girls didn't have Bat Mitzvahs?

892
00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:33,833
My mother told me girls were born
into God's kingdom, so we didn't have to.

893
00:48:34,541 --> 00:48:37,250
She was full of it.
She was just trying to save money.

894
00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:44,458
Go. Just go.

895
00:48:45,916 --> 00:48:48,958
Man, that's all-time.
You ever seen <i>Evil Dead 2</i>?

896
00:48:48,958 --> 00:48:51,541
- Yeah, we saw it. It was weak.
<i>-</i> Yeah, just like you two.

897
00:48:51,541 --> 00:48:53,875
Ugh. Could you
just let us watch our movie?

898
00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:55,666
Okay.

899
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:58,333
<i>♪ I've been running with the wolves
To get to you ♪</i>

900
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,083
What's going on?

901
00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:16,041
Why are you hanging out
with us old people right now?

902
00:49:16,041 --> 00:49:19,083
- Why are you not with your friends?
- I have a stomach ache.

903
00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:22,375
You have a stomach ache?
All right. I'll get you a ginger ale.

904
00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:25,666
You're not hot. You feel fine.

905
00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:28,833
You don't have a stomach ache.

906
00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:33,041
How come you're not hanging out
with Lydia tonight?

907
00:49:33,041 --> 00:49:34,083
She betrayed me.

908
00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:37,416
She kissed my crush,
and then he touched her underboob in PE.

909
00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:39,416
- Oh.
- Oy, underboob.

910
00:49:39,416 --> 00:49:41,708
Oh, I got plenty of that.

911
00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:45,208
Underboob, overboob,
sideboob, behindboob, I got all of it.

912
00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:46,500
Oh.

913
00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,708
You know, <i>bubelah</i>, when I was young,

914
00:49:48,708 --> 00:49:52,375
my best friend Susie Rebenstock
and I fought over a boy,

915
00:49:52,375 --> 00:49:54,125
and I stopped talking to her.

916
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:57,208
Fifty years later,
I ran into her brother at Zabar's.

917
00:49:57,208 --> 00:50:00,083
Turns out,
she threw herself off a roof at 32.

918
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:03,041
I let a stupid boy come between us,

919
00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:05,833
and now she's lying dead
at the bottom of the Chrysler Building.

920
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:07,250
Oh my God.

921
00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:10,166
- It was McDonald's.
- Whatever! You get my point.

922
00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:13,375
All I'm saying is we girls
have to stick together!

923
00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:14,625
- Yeah.
- Hear, hear.

924
00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:24,666
Megan!

925
00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:28,958
Okay. Here, <i>Tatala</i>, huh?

926
00:50:28,958 --> 00:50:30,500
- Thank you.
- Okay.

927
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:31,791
- Hiya, ladies.
- Hello.

928
00:50:31,791 --> 00:50:33,458
-  Hey, hey.
- And gentleman.

929
00:50:34,750 --> 00:50:36,208
Mind if I take your extra rolls?

930
00:50:36,208 --> 00:50:38,583
I'm making up a plate
for Andy Goldfarb's grandmother.

931
00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:39,958
Oh, that's nice.

932
00:50:39,958 --> 00:50:42,041
- What a respectful boy you are.
- That's sweet.

933
00:50:42,041 --> 00:50:43,666
- Here's some basketball rolls.
-<i>Gracias.</i>

934
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,125
Wait, why are you making a plate
for Andy's grandma?

935
00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:48,291
She only gets Jell-O
at her retirement home.

936
00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:52,333
I thought that I'd get real food for Andy
to bring to her when he visits tomorrow.

937
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:54,541
Wait, Andy's grandma's
in a retirement home?

938
00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:56,583
That's awesome.

939
00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:58,833
Wait, why is that awesome?

940
00:51:21,375 --> 00:51:22,875
Ooh! The bookies are here!

941
00:51:32,416 --> 00:51:35,041
Andy? Oh, hey!

942
00:51:35,916 --> 00:51:36,750
Yo.

943
00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:40,375
What are you doing here?

944
00:51:40,375 --> 00:51:42,333
I'm just visiting my grandma.

945
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:46,333
She's taking a nap right now,
so I got to sit here till I get picked up.

946
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,541
It's so sweet that you visit her.

947
00:51:48,541 --> 00:51:51,833
Yeah, my moms say
they'll take away my Xbox if I don't. So...

948
00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:54,541
So...

949
00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:57,750
Are you excited about your Bar Mitzvah?

950
00:51:57,750 --> 00:51:59,291
Yeah, it should be all right.

951
00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:00,791
That's dope.

952
00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:06,916
Yeah, but Lydia, she's being all salty

953
00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:09,833
'cause she has to miss
some dumb dance competition to go.

954
00:52:09,833 --> 00:52:11,416
Ugh. I hate how competitive she is.

955
00:52:11,416 --> 00:52:14,083
It's just like,
why can't it be about the dancing?

956
00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:17,666
Well, I mean, I play soccer,
and soccer is pretty competitive.

957
00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:21,541
Uh, well, soccer's a sport.
Dance is an art.

958
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,208
Facts.

959
00:52:24,791 --> 00:52:25,875
Real talk.

960
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:28,125
<i>Andy Goldfarb.</i>

961
00:52:28,125 --> 00:52:30,500
Um, yeah. Uber's here. Gotta bounce.

962
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:32,541
Okay. So nice running into you.

963
00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:33,833
Yeah, cool.

964
00:52:36,958 --> 00:52:38,500
- Hey.
- Yo!

965
00:52:39,541 --> 00:52:41,500
-  Too slow, boy!
- Jesus.

966
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:45,416
Can't guard me.
Ha ha, old man! Goldfarb rules!

967
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:49,125
Still waitin' on me bookies!

968
00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,375
It's right here.

969
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,583
I don't want that one.

970
00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:04,416
Hello, Joe. Can you refill
my popcorn please? Extra butter.

971
00:53:05,041 --> 00:53:06,041
On it.

972
00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:10,208
<i>I love this Carnivale theme,</i>

973
00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:12,958
<i>but your Candyland theme
is going to be the best of the year.</i>

974
00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:15,875
<i>Well, until your New York
theme puts the entire school to shame!</i>

975
00:53:15,875 --> 00:53:16,958
<i>Yeah.</i>

976
00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:19,083
<i>Why'd we eat
so many Twizzlers last night?</i>

977
00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:20,416
<i>I don't know!</i>

978
00:53:20,416 --> 00:53:21,500
Hey, Stacy.

979
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,291
Oh, hey, Mateo.

980
00:53:23,291 --> 00:53:26,250
Hey, can you believe no Bar
or Bat Mitzvah tonight?

981
00:53:26,250 --> 00:53:27,541
Get to go to the movies.

982
00:53:27,541 --> 00:53:29,416
What are you seeing?

983
00:53:29,416 --> 00:53:31,583
I'm not sure. Andy bought the tickets.

984
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,625
- Andy's here?
-  Yeah.

985
00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:39,208
- Sorry, the butter nozzle's jammed.
- No, it's fine. I don't need butter.

986
00:53:39,208 --> 00:53:41,541
- All good. I know you love butter.
- No, I really don't need butter.

987
00:53:41,541 --> 00:53:43,583
I'll grab a coat hanger.
This is all fixed.

988
00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,375
- Dude, give me the popcorn!
-  Stacy Friedman.

989
00:53:45,375 --> 00:53:47,541
Hey, Kym! What's up?

990
00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:51,208
Hey, yo, what's poppin'?
How's the bookie business?

991
00:53:51,208 --> 00:53:53,000
Booming. Still got your Xbox?

992
00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:54,416
You know it.

993
00:53:54,416 --> 00:53:55,791
That's what's up.

994
00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:59,000
<i>Bubie</i>, what's taking you so long?

995
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,291
Is the guy mad at us
for getting three refills?

996
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:02,625
Where is that dude?

997
00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:03,916
Oh, your friends are here.

998
00:54:03,916 --> 00:54:06,500
What's up, everybody?
Nice to see you guys.

999
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:09,958
- I like your robe, man!
- Oh yeah, the kid likes the drip.

1000
00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:11,125
I like your taste.

1001
00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:13,166
So I'm gonna go outside and get a blanket

1002
00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:15,500
from the trunk of the car
'cause it's freezing in there.

1003
00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:18,541
We can kind of snuggle
like we used to. All right?

1004
00:54:18,541 --> 00:54:21,833
Always fun, right? Blanket time?
You know what I'm talking about, bro?

1005
00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:24,416
- Wha--
- I see you back there, Lydia.

1006
00:54:24,416 --> 00:54:26,583
- How you doing, kiddo?
- Oh, hey.

1007
00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:29,500
- Love ya. Say hi to your folks.
- Yeah, of course.

1008
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,125
-  Miss you, buddy.
-  See you.

1009
00:54:32,791 --> 00:54:33,916
You-- Oh...

1010
00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:46,750
Stacy! We're here.

1011
00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:50,291
Did you fall off a motorcycle?

1012
00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:53,416
- Did you eat nuts? Do you need an EpiPen?
- Why do you look like a bad IG filter?

1013
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:55,208
Can periods happen to your face?

1014
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:56,500
Shut up. Come in.

1015
00:54:57,041 --> 00:54:59,708
-  What are you wearing? Oh my God.
-  Scandy!

1016
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:00,666
Guys...

1017
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:08,791
Tara, you're putting the lighting
in the camera. Okay, yeah.

1018
00:55:08,791 --> 00:55:11,583
- Lift it higher. Make sure I'm glowing.
-  I'm not built for this.

1019
00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:14,500
You know, I really thought we were
just gonna hang out and make slime.

1020
00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:15,916
Oh my God, we're women now.

1021
00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:17,875
Maybe later.

1022
00:55:18,458 --> 00:55:19,375
How does this look?

1023
00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:22,125
Like your goldfish died.

1024
00:55:22,125 --> 00:55:23,166
Hey, just switch it up.

1025
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,041
-  Okay.
- There you go.

1026
00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:27,958
Seduce me. Okay? Just seduce me.

1027
00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:30,500
Oh, way better. Slay, queen.

1028
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,750
Guys, this is so lame.

1029
00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:35,416
I thought we could be, like,
this iconic best friend trio, you know?

1030
00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:37,333
Now that Lydia broke up with you and all.

1031
00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:42,041
Uh-oh. Now you look like all the goldfish
in the world just died.

1032
00:55:42,041 --> 00:55:45,583
No, it's fine. Let's just take
more pictures and then change outfits.

1033
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:47,958
-  There's more outfits?
- That's-- Okay. Yeah.

1034
00:55:50,125 --> 00:55:51,875
-  Are you serious?
-  Geez, Stace.

1035
00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:54,041
Whoa, what is happening?

1036
00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,166
Uh, taking pictures.

1037
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:57,666
You look insane.

1038
00:55:57,666 --> 00:55:59,958
Uh, we're gonna go get some boba
and then watch a movie,

1039
00:55:59,958 --> 00:56:01,333
<i>Evil Dead 2</i>, if you wanna come.

1040
00:56:01,333 --> 00:56:02,833
- Yeah, just--
- Oh, thank God.

1041
00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:03,875
Yes!

1042
00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:05,833
What happened to your armpits?

1043
00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:08,250
Oh, I shaved this morning.
It did not go well.

1044
00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:10,958
It's fine! I didn't need you anyway.

1045
00:56:19,041 --> 00:56:20,625
Don't you love puzzles?

1046
00:56:21,958 --> 00:56:23,125
Puzzles are corny.

1047
00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:24,958
Facts.

1048
00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:35,875
I have a question. Is Lydia a good kisser?

1049
00:56:37,333 --> 00:56:38,208
She's a'ight.

1050
00:56:39,208 --> 00:56:40,666
A'ight? Huh.

1051
00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:43,500
Probably because you were her first kiss.

1052
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,708
No, she's told me she's kissed a bunch
of guys before.

1053
00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:48,416
At camp?

1054
00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:50,250
Yes.

1055
00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:54,333
Does her tight-lipped technique
suggest a high level of experience?

1056
00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:57,791
Nah, it's like she thinks she's kissing
a stuffed animal or something.

1057
00:56:57,791 --> 00:57:00,416
Plus, every time I try to move my hand,
she starts laughing,

1058
00:57:00,416 --> 00:57:01,750
says she's mad ticklish.

1059
00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:04,375
You have the patience
of a saint.

1060
00:57:04,916 --> 00:57:06,125
A Jewish saint.

1061
00:57:07,833 --> 00:57:08,708
True.

1062
00:57:12,916 --> 00:57:14,333
Twenty points for me.

1063
00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:15,666
Get it, Grandma.

1064
00:57:15,666 --> 00:57:18,708
Want a picture of you and your grandma
to prove to your moms you're here?

1065
00:57:19,375 --> 00:57:22,041
Uh, yeah. That's low-key a good idea.

1066
00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:25,041
Okay.

1067
00:57:31,625 --> 00:57:33,500
-  Yeah, Grandma.
- Hilarious.

1068
00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:36,041
I have to prove
to Rabbi Rebecca I'm here too.

1069
00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:38,125
I'm volunteering for my mitzvah project.

1070
00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:40,125
- That's what's up.
- Here, I'll send it to you.

1071
00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:43,291
- For sure.
- Oh, shoot. I just sent you more pics.

1072
00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:45,208
- Just ignore.
-  <i>Andy Goldfarb.</i>

1073
00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:54,666
Nice.

1074
00:58:00,083 --> 00:58:02,791
-  That one's way too big on me.
- Okey-dokey.

1075
00:58:04,541 --> 00:58:07,166
Well, why don't you try the strapless one?

1076
00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:12,041
So, how's Lydia's entrance video
coming along?

1077
00:58:13,416 --> 00:58:15,041
I finished it this weekend.

1078
00:58:15,041 --> 00:58:15,958
Great!

1079
00:58:16,666 --> 00:58:17,541
No.

1080
00:58:17,541 --> 00:58:18,791
Why is it a no?

1081
00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:20,458
Just-- it's just a no.

1082
00:58:20,458 --> 00:58:22,625
Well, okay, then try the last one on.

1083
00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:24,208
No, that's the worst one!

1084
00:58:24,208 --> 00:58:25,500
Well, just try it!

1085
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:26,750
Oh my God.

1086
00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:29,541
-  It's so ugly, Mom.

1087
00:58:29,541 --> 00:58:31,583
Maybe it'll look good when it's on you.

1088
00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:36,125
Oh.

1089
00:58:37,458 --> 00:58:38,375
You know what?

1090
00:58:39,666 --> 00:58:41,000
I like this.

1091
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,125
I look like the lady
at school that pulls kids out of class

1092
00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:46,125
when their parents get into car accidents.

1093
00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:47,750
How often does that happen?

1094
00:58:48,875 --> 00:58:52,666
Can we please get this dress?
Come on. It's the dream dress.

1095
00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:54,333
It costs more than our house.

1096
00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:57,083
Okay, so wear the cheap dress
in front of God. Got it.

1097
00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,416
It's not cheap.

1098
00:58:58,416 --> 00:58:59,958
It's reasonable.

1099
00:58:59,958 --> 00:59:03,166
That's what every kid wants to hear
on the most important day of their life.

1100
00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:05,625
"Wow, Stacy, you look so <i>reasonable</i>."

1101
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:07,541
You know what? This is a nice,

1102
00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:12,541
temple-friendly, well-priced dress. And--

1103
00:59:12,541 --> 00:59:15,875
No. Don't say it. Please, Mom.
Please, I beg you.

1104
00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:19,791
- We're gettin' it.
- Oh my God! You're ruining me!

1105
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:22,666
So ugly, Mom.

1106
00:59:23,333 --> 00:59:26,791
- So, is this, like, a swipe or a chip?
-  Yeah, it's a chip.

1107
00:59:26,791 --> 00:59:30,166
Good? Okay.
Wait, did I take it out too soon?

1108
00:59:32,916 --> 00:59:35,375
Why? We could color coordinate.

1109
00:59:35,375 --> 00:59:37,375
We're not color coordinating, Mom.
We're not doing that.

1110
00:59:37,375 --> 00:59:39,000
- You want to ruin me?
- [Gabi Okay. No.

1111
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,416
It looks like something
the counselor at school wears, Mom.

1112
00:59:41,416 --> 00:59:43,875
-  Okay, okay.
-  Please, I'm not wearing that.

1113
00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:47,125
-  Yeah, I got that app too.
- Eli!

1114
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:48,958
-  What?
-  What do you think?

1115
00:59:48,958 --> 00:59:51,208
What? Uh, Rudy, hold on a second.

1116
00:59:51,708 --> 00:59:54,041
I'm at a family function or something, uh...

1117
00:59:54,916 --> 00:59:58,958
Yeah, that dress is gorgeous, kiddo.
Only the best.

1118
00:59:58,958 --> 01:00:01,500
<i>Papi,</i> you don't even know
which one we're talking about.

1119
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:04,416
It's the prettiest one.
Just like you, pumpkin.

1120
01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:07,541
Twenty-three skidoo! Wee!

1121
01:00:07,541 --> 01:00:10,333
Okay, yeah,
I think you gave me a good price.

1122
01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,708
Mom? Mom, can we go?

1123
01:00:13,708 --> 01:00:15,833
Yeah, okay. Take the dress.

1124
01:00:15,833 --> 01:00:17,541
- Thank you.
- Okay.

1125
01:00:17,541 --> 01:00:18,875
So great. We got a great deal.

1126
01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:20,250
Where's Daddy? I don't remember--

1127
01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:21,958
- No.
-  Gabi!

1128
01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:22,875
Bree?!

1129
01:00:22,875 --> 01:00:24,500
Lydia! Lydia's here--

1130
01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:26,583
Oh my God! I haven't seen you in forever!

1131
01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:27,833
Hi!

1132
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:31,291
Just like the two of us
to be getting dresses at the last minute.

1133
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:32,916
Why plan ahead, right?

1134
01:00:34,041 --> 01:00:35,416
How are you? How's Stace?

1135
01:00:35,416 --> 01:00:39,166
She's good. I miss Lydia.
She hasn't been over in a while.

1136
01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:40,875
Eli! It's so great to see you.

1137
01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:42,125
How you doing?

1138
01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:44,375
Terrific. We're getting divorced.

1139
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,875
Oh yeah. I'm-- I heard. I'm so sorry.

1140
01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:50,291
I'm not. I'm on six dating apps.

1141
01:00:50,291 --> 01:00:52,250
Six? Wow, that's a lot.

1142
01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:53,750
Andy broke up with me.

1143
01:00:54,416 --> 01:00:57,208
Hmm. Sorry to hear that.
You were the perfect couple.

1144
01:00:58,291 --> 01:01:02,166
He said he couldn't deal with the
ticklishness or the closed mouth kissing.

1145
01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:04,875
Sucks for you, I guess.

1146
01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:09,458
Said he heard
I lied about kissing boys in camp.

1147
01:01:10,291 --> 01:01:13,333
Well, you did lie. So...

1148
01:01:19,291 --> 01:01:20,291
See you at temple?

1149
01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:21,875
- See you at temple.
- Okay.

1150
01:01:21,875 --> 01:01:24,291
Anyhoo. Gonna go.

1151
01:01:25,166 --> 01:01:26,583
-  Happy shopping!
-  Yeah!

1152
01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:28,583
- Bye, Eli! Enjoy those dating apps.
- Yeah.

1153
01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,625
- Bye, Stacy.
- See ya! Come on, honey.

1154
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:33,375
What's that mom's name again?

1155
01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:35,083
Bree.

1156
01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:36,375
Are you kidding me?

1157
01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:39,666
You need to get your fat head
in the game, Eli.

1158
01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:42,791
Stacy's father, Danny,
if you could remember names,

1159
01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:47,083
who we've known since kindergarten,
is so involved in every single detail!

1160
01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:48,791
Oh, he is?

1161
01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:52,666
So, which detail is that?

1162
01:01:54,416 --> 01:01:57,000
- He's exhausted from being a good dad.

1163
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,208
Honey. You wish.

1164
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,250
Can we get ice cream?

1165
01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:05,708
- Did you guys already get ice cream?
- No, we didn't.

1166
01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:09,125
<i>♪ Bim bam bim bim bam ♪</i>

1167
01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:11,541
<i>♪ Bim bim bim bim bim bam ♪</i>

1168
01:02:11,541 --> 01:02:13,041
<i>♪ Chiri chiri chiri ♪</i>

1169
01:02:13,041 --> 01:02:16,458
<i>♪ Bim bam bim bim bam ♪</i>

1170
01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:19,708
<i>♪ Bim bim bim bim bim bam ♪</i>

1171
01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:23,541
-  <i>♪ Shabbat shalom ♪</i>
-  Hey!

1172
01:02:23,541 --> 01:02:26,958
<i>♪ Shabbat, shabbat
Shabbat, shabbat shalom ♪</i>

1173
01:02:26,958 --> 01:02:30,125
<i>♪ Bim bam bim bim bim bam ♪</i>

1174
01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:33,791
<i>♪ Bim bim bim bim bim bam ♪</i>

1175
01:02:33,791 --> 01:02:35,041
<i>Yes, Seema?</i>

1176
01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:37,333
- Can I go to the bathroom?
-  <i>Yes you can.</i>

1177
01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:41,000
<i>Go pee-pee, but quickly.</i>

1178
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,250
<i>So quickly.</i>

1179
01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:48,375
<i>♪ Bim bim bim bim bim bam ♪</i>

1180
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,125
-  Thank you, thank you!
- Bravo! Slay, queen!

1181
01:02:55,041 --> 01:02:58,791
Does anyone know the significance
of that particular piece of music, huh?

1182
01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:02,416
Yes, Andy, please enlighten us.

1183
01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:05,208
I gotta go to the bathroom too.

1184
01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,833
No one thinks to take a whiz
before they come to class?

1185
01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:09,750
Fine, Andy, but quickly!

1186
01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:13,000
<i>- So quickly.
- So quickly.</i>

1187
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,125
<i>So quickly.</i>

1188
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,875
<i>Go, Andy.</i>

1189
01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:18,583
<i>Go, Andy.</i>

1190
01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:20,250
<i>Good luck, Andy.</i>

1191
01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:22,375
<i>Good luck, Andy.</i>

1192
01:03:22,375 --> 01:03:27,583
<i>Hopefully, it's not number two!</i>

1193
01:03:30,333 --> 01:03:32,625
It's Mr. Mateo!

1194
01:03:34,166 --> 01:03:37,125
- Mr. Potatoes.
-  Mr. Potato.

1195
01:03:37,125 --> 01:03:38,125
Hey, Stacy!

1196
01:03:38,125 --> 01:03:41,666
Can't believe you're not even Jewish,
and you come to temple more than I do.

1197
01:03:41,666 --> 01:03:44,375
Yeah, I go to church every Sunday.

1198
01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:48,375
Might as well fill in the other six days
for some, you know, holiness too.

1199
01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:51,000
I'm actually going
to help these guys make challah.

1200
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,458
-  Challah!
- Okay, okay! Challah, challah.

1201
01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:56,291
- That's what I said!

1202
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:58,791
I'm waiting here for Mrs. Lippman
to unlock the kitchen.

1203
01:03:58,791 --> 01:03:59,958
She's taking forever.

1204
01:03:59,958 --> 01:04:03,791
I remember when I had Mrs. Lippman,
six years old, not a care in the world.

1205
01:04:03,791 --> 01:04:04,708
I got cares.

1206
01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:07,750
My mom says
if I don't learn the candle blessings,

1207
01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:10,375
I can't play <i>Call of Duty</i> anymore!

1208
01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:11,541
Oh, that's heavy.

1209
01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:15,708
Or maybe Mr. Mateo will teach you.
He probably knows it by now.

1210
01:04:15,708 --> 01:04:18,416
<i>Baruch Atah Adonai,</i>

1211
01:04:18,416 --> 01:04:20,750
-<i>Eloheinu Melech ha'o--</i>

1212
01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:23,541
- Mrs. Lippman!
-  Bye.

1213
01:04:23,541 --> 01:04:24,750
See you later, Stacy.

1214
01:04:29,291 --> 01:04:31,333
- Hi, Mike.
-  Shalom, Stacy.

1215
01:04:45,041 --> 01:04:46,000
What's up?

1216
01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:48,041
Hi.

1217
01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:49,541
Hey, uh...

1218
01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,500
Have you ever kissed anyone?

1219
01:04:55,041 --> 01:04:56,833
Uh, no.

1220
01:04:58,416 --> 01:04:59,750
Would you want to?

1221
01:05:01,333 --> 01:05:02,208
Yeah.

1222
01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,083
All right, come on, let's go.

1223
01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:08,666
Come on.

1224
01:05:14,458 --> 01:05:16,583
-  Um, someone's in here!
-  Go away!

1225
01:05:17,541 --> 01:05:19,250
Where could we go?

1226
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:21,958
Come on. Let's go.

1227
01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:53,666
No one's gonna find us in here.

1228
01:05:54,958 --> 01:05:58,125
I don't know,
I just feel like God's gonna be mad.

1229
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:03,083
Nah, God's gonna be stoked
that we like each other so much.

1230
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:05,875
You're right.

1231
01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:16,958
This is not the bathroom!

1232
01:06:16,958 --> 01:06:18,000
Oh no.

1233
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,458
Do you see a toilet?!

1234
01:06:19,458 --> 01:06:21,166
I didn't think so!

1235
01:06:21,833 --> 01:06:23,041
I didn't need to go.

1236
01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:25,958
Well, mazel tov, you guys are married now.

1237
01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,541
Kidding, but you're in a lot of trouble.

1238
01:06:29,250 --> 01:06:32,166
In front of the Torah?
What were you thinking?

1239
01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:35,083
I said I was sorry.
Why is Andy not getting in trouble?

1240
01:06:35,083 --> 01:06:36,166
Oh, he's in trouble!

1241
01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:39,125
He's a repeat offender. We're handling it.

1242
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,583
I hope my father doesn't handle it.

1243
01:06:40,583 --> 01:06:43,125
He'll put him in a wood chipper.
They'll never find his body.

1244
01:06:44,541 --> 01:06:49,083
<i>Seema</i>, we're only a few weeks away
from your Bat Mitz. Okay, cutie-pops?

1245
01:06:49,083 --> 01:06:51,625
This is supposed to be
the most important day of your life,

1246
01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:54,416
and you're not taking it seriously at all.

1247
01:06:54,416 --> 01:06:56,375
You haven't even done
your mitzvah project yet.

1248
01:06:56,375 --> 01:06:59,125
I did my mitzvah project.
I volunteered at the retirement home.

1249
01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:02,583
So you could do a mitzvah,
or so you could flirt with a boy?

1250
01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:04,833
How did you know that?

1251
01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:08,750
Let's just say there's
a wonderful woman there, Mrs. O'Leary,

1252
01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:14,208
who wishes to convert to Judaism,
and you never brought her bookies!

1253
01:07:14,916 --> 01:07:17,833
Yeah, you're not the only one
who's amazing at impressions.

1254
01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:19,333
I'll do better.

1255
01:07:20,166 --> 01:07:24,000
Let me take off
my "rabbi hat" for a second

1256
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,416
and put on my "tough love hat."

1257
01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:31,875
If you don't shape up, your Bat Mitzvah
is gonna be cancelled, sis.

1258
01:07:32,875 --> 01:07:36,208
And that's the way
the <i>hamantaschen</i> crumbles. Capisce?

1259
01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:47,375
Yes, we understand, Rabbi Rebecca.

1260
01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:49,833
She doesn't really even deserve
a second chance.

1261
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:50,875
We thank you for that.

1262
01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:52,041
Mm-hmm.

1263
01:07:52,041 --> 01:07:56,125
Oh, and just please
calm your husband down.

1264
01:07:56,125 --> 01:08:00,458
<i>Okay? Tell him don't put Andy Goldfarb
in a wood chipper.</i>

1265
01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:03,125
-  She just walked in.
-  <i>Oh. Okay, good luck.</i>

1266
01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:08,375
Dad, take a breath.
Just talk to her. Don't yell.

1267
01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:14,125
He didn't take a breath.

1268
01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:15,166
No.

1269
01:08:19,666 --> 01:08:21,666
Hey. We don't slam doors in this house.

1270
01:08:21,666 --> 01:08:24,250
- Dad, I need a break.
-  Well, welcome to being an adult.

1271
01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:26,333
And welcome to being Jewish.
We don't get breaks.

1272
01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:27,666
Oh my God! Stop!

1273
01:08:27,666 --> 01:08:29,583
Kissing a boy in a temple?

1274
01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:31,916
You know how disrespectful that is?

1275
01:08:31,916 --> 01:08:37,166
Every time you walk into that synagogue,
you are declaring to everyone and God,

1276
01:08:37,166 --> 01:08:39,916
"I'm Jewish, and I am part of this!"

1277
01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:41,291
Well, maybe I don't want to be!

1278
01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:42,458
Yes, you do!

1279
01:08:42,458 --> 01:08:44,083
I was born into God's kingdom!

1280
01:08:44,083 --> 01:08:47,125
Yeah? Well, God wants you out right now!
How's that?

1281
01:08:47,125 --> 01:08:49,291
- I hate you!
-  You don't mean that.

1282
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:51,916
Wow, I never said that to him,
and I was nuts.

1283
01:08:51,916 --> 01:08:53,583
-  You hate me?!

1284
01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:56,375
I do. You're a jerk,
and you won't let me have a mojito bar.

1285
01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:57,291
Gabi!

1286
01:08:57,291 --> 01:08:58,208
Hi!

1287
01:08:58,208 --> 01:09:00,333
That's why we fought the Nazis?

1288
01:09:00,333 --> 01:09:02,041
So you could have a mojito bar?

1289
01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:03,416
Is this a bad time?

1290
01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:06,416
- Um, no. What's... what's going on?
-  Are you nuts?

1291
01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:09,041
Well, Stacy was supposed
to do that video for Lydia's Bat Mitzvah.

1292
01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:10,500
Oh, yeah, yeah. Of course, right.

1293
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,458
Get out of my room!
Stop ruining my life!

1294
01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:14,541
- Anyways--
-  I paid for this room!

1295
01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:15,500
She never sent it.

1296
01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:18,500
I was in the neighborhood, and thought
I'd pop by and see if it was ready.

1297
01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:19,666
-  Really?

1298
01:09:19,666 --> 01:09:22,500
Oh, hi, Ronnie. Hi, Zaara. How's it going?

1299
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:24,791
Andy Goldfarb?
That's who you pick?

1300
01:09:24,791 --> 01:09:26,791
Great! Nice to see you.

1301
01:09:26,791 --> 01:09:28,833
You girls got so big. How's high school?

1302
01:09:28,833 --> 01:09:30,958
You'll be the reason
I start doing drugs!

1303
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:32,166
Same here!

1304
01:09:32,166 --> 01:09:33,083
Hard.

1305
01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:34,541
Very, very stressful.

1306
01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:35,583
Good God!

1307
01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:39,291
Um, I think that Stacy said
she finished the video this weekend,

1308
01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:41,500
so I can just email it to you ASAP.

1309
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:44,541
Thanks. Lydia keeps talking about how
she doesn't wanna have a video anymore.

1310
01:09:44,541 --> 01:09:46,666
- I know she'd regret it.
-  You're on your own! Good luck!

1311
01:09:46,666 --> 01:09:48,083
I hope you die before Mom!

1312
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:50,708
-  I'm taking you with me!
- We'll see you. Mazel tov! Bye!

1313
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:11,250
Andy Goldfarb
is going in the goddamn wood chipper!

1314
01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:12,791
- Okay.

1315
01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:18,250
<i>Dear God, Stacy here.</i>

1316
01:10:19,666 --> 01:10:23,875
<i>So, as you probably already know,
Lydia's Bat Mitzvah is coming up,</i>

1317
01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:26,041
<i>and I really don't know what to do.</i>

1318
01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:28,791
<i>I'm not even sure if she wants me there.</i>

1319
01:10:33,375 --> 01:10:35,666
<i>If I was in
this situation a month ago,</i>

1320
01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:37,708
<i>I would've asked my friends what to do.</i>

1321
01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,250
Hey, look, we're twinning.

1322
01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:42,583
Twinning?

1323
01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:44,375
What are we in fourth grade?

1324
01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:47,083
<i>But the people
I'm hanging out with now,</i>

1325
01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:49,375
<i>I don't know
if they'd have such good advice.</i>

1326
01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:52,083
<i>et b'ney Moshe--</i>

1327
01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:53,875
<i>I've actually been working hard</i>

1328
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:56,875
<i>because I want to have a good Bat Mitzvah
and a good life.</i>

1329
01:10:57,375 --> 01:11:00,291
<i>kedushah ha-nasi...</i>

1330
01:11:00,291 --> 01:11:02,791
<i>I don't know how to fix things with Lydia</i>,

1331
01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:04,166
<i>or if I should,</i>

1332
01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:05,916
<i>or if it's even possible.</i>

1333
01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:10,500
<i>al panav ad bo-oh l'dabeyr ito.</i>

1334
01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:11,750
Booyah!

1335
01:11:12,291 --> 01:11:14,916
<i>So I've been focusing
on my new mitzvah project.</i>

1336
01:11:14,916 --> 01:11:16,208
<i>♪ 'Cause now I'm in it ♪</i>

1337
01:11:16,791 --> 01:11:18,375
<i>♪ But I've been trying... ♪</i>

1338
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:20,750
{\an8} <i>And maybe,
if I start doing good things...</i>

1339
01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:21,666
I got you.

1340
01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:23,583
<i>...good things will start happening to me.</i>

1341
01:11:29,666 --> 01:11:30,708
Thanks.

1342
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,083
<i>That's more of
a Buddhist concept than a Jewish one,</i>

1343
01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,666
<i>but, hey, at this point, I'm--</i>

1344
01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:36,791
Friedman?

1345
01:11:37,625 --> 01:11:39,208
What the hell are you doing?

1346
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:41,000
Your meter was expired.

1347
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,958
Yes, I wanted it to be expired.

1348
01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:44,916
The meter maid is a sexual icon,

1349
01:11:44,916 --> 01:11:47,083
and I wanted a chance to hit on her.

1350
01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:49,666
Now I have to wait 45 minutes!

1351
01:11:49,666 --> 01:11:51,500
You're not supposed
to call them meter maids.

1352
01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:53,291
And why are you in a handicapped spot?

1353
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,375
Everybody loves a bad boy.

1354
01:11:56,166 --> 01:11:58,166
Gross. That's a $500 fine.

1355
01:11:58,166 --> 01:11:59,333
Huh?

1356
01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:16,291
What the heck, man?

1357
01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:18,125
It was her fault!

1358
01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:20,625
-  Her?
-  She did it!

1359
01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:22,041
-  We know that kid.
- What?

1360
01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:24,958
- She goes out with the basketball guy.
- Exactly.

1361
01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:39,166
Stace?

1362
01:12:40,708 --> 01:12:41,791
Honey?

1363
01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:44,750
Why aren't you ready yet?

1364
01:12:45,708 --> 01:12:47,333
I don't want to go.

1365
01:12:47,333 --> 01:12:48,875
Yes, you do.

1366
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:51,333
This is Lydia's Bat Mitzvah.

1367
01:12:52,250 --> 01:12:54,666
- She doesn't even want me there.
-  Honey.

1368
01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:57,125
I don't know what's happening
between you two,

1369
01:12:57,125 --> 01:13:00,250
but I know things must feel
really messed up right now.

1370
01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:04,291
I know she hurt you,
but I'm sure she misses her best friend.

1371
01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:08,541
You need to make things right.

1372
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,458
- Okay?
-  Yeah.

1373
01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:15,916
Okay,
I think you should wear this towel.

1374
01:13:15,916 --> 01:13:18,125
- It's a good accessory.
- It's very stylish.

1375
01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:19,458
- Don't you think?
- Yeah.

1376
01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:27,666
Oy! Hey! Hey, slow down!

1377
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,916
- Feel the breeze, Grandma!
- Oh my, ah!

1378
01:13:29,916 --> 01:13:32,333
I can see why you fell for him so hard.

1379
01:13:35,625 --> 01:13:37,208
You’re wearin' the suit
for me, huh?

1380
01:13:37,208 --> 01:13:39,916
-  Yeah. Lydia gets the suit.
-  Oh, it's for Lydia.

1381
01:13:50,916 --> 01:13:52,541
- We love you guys!
- Thank you for coming.

1382
01:13:52,541 --> 01:13:54,000
Lydia! Look at you!

1383
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,375
Oh my God!

1384
01:13:55,375 --> 01:13:56,875
- This is exquisite!

1385
01:13:57,500 --> 01:14:00,750
Gabi, you've outdone yourself, girl.
Really, it's gorgeous.

1386
01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:02,541
Stacy, I'm so glad you came!

1387
01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:04,833
Lydia said you've been so busy
with show choir.

1388
01:14:05,791 --> 01:14:07,291
Yeah, the show's going really great.

1389
01:14:07,291 --> 01:14:08,625
That's exciting.

1390
01:14:08,625 --> 01:14:09,708
Can you girls believe it?

1391
01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:12,500
You've been planning this
your whole lives, and it's finally here!

1392
01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:15,833
Uh, well, it's time to get hammered.

1393
01:14:15,833 --> 01:14:16,791
Okay.

1394
01:14:16,791 --> 01:14:18,541
Ooh, maybe he'll pass out.

1395
01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:21,541
You! I saw you today at temple.
The <i>Haftarah</i>.

1396
01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:22,833
Spot on.

1397
01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:25,458
- Thank you, Mr. Friedman.
- Lydia, you look so pretty!

1398
01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:26,583
Well, thank you.

1399
01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:30,333
- You got the Twizzlers station?
- Yeah, it's back there. I got it for you.

1400
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:32,083
Yay!

1401
01:14:32,083 --> 01:14:35,000
Your New York theme
is gonna be amazing!

1402
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,083
Thank you for coming, madam.

1403
01:14:37,083 --> 01:14:39,291
Well,
thank you for inviting me.

1404
01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:41,000
Lyd! There you are!

1405
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,583
-  Hey!
- You're up! Come on!

1406
01:14:42,583 --> 01:14:43,833
Ready for your grand entrance?

1407
01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:46,666
Come on! Places, cutie-pops.

1408
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,666
- See you after.
- That's a good impression.

1409
01:14:49,666 --> 01:14:50,833
See you. Bye, Ronnie!

1410
01:14:50,833 --> 01:14:53,041
- That felt good, huh?
- Yeah.

1411
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:55,375
- Wow!
- Wow!

1412
01:14:57,250 --> 01:14:58,875
-  Hey!
-  Oh, hey!

1413
01:14:58,875 --> 01:15:01,250
We're sitting with the Lamonsoffs.
I love it!

1414
01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:02,375
Good to see ya.

1415
01:15:05,125 --> 01:15:06,166
What up?

1416
01:15:06,708 --> 01:15:09,166
You ready, DJ? The party's starting.

1417
01:15:09,166 --> 01:15:13,000
All right, I'll be right there!
I'm just getting my mind right!

1418
01:15:17,958 --> 01:15:19,541
It's Schmuley time.

1419
01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,583
So let's go.

1420
01:15:24,291 --> 01:15:29,125
All right! Put your hands up in the air
like you just don't care, because...

1421
01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:34,166
It is officially
Lydia Katz Rodriguez's Bat Mitzvah!

1422
01:15:36,541 --> 01:15:39,541
Woo!
Oh yeah, you got it, Grandma!

1423
01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:47,750
Yeah, nobody does it
like DJ Schmuley, huh?

1424
01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:48,833
I guess.

1425
01:16:00,625 --> 01:16:03,000
My little sweet baby.

1426
01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:06,958
<i>Bubelah!</i>

1427
01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:07,916
<i>Tatelah!</i>

1428
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,000
<i>Meydelah!</i>

1429
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,416
<i>Shayna punim!</i>

1430
01:16:16,958 --> 01:16:19,791
- Remember that? Kindergarten, first day?
- Yeah, yeah.

1431
01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:21,458
Yeah, you took my parking spot.

1432
01:16:21,958 --> 01:16:24,208
Mm-hmm.
Not sure that was me, but either way.

1433
01:16:24,208 --> 01:16:25,291
Okay.

1434
01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:30,416
<i>If that was you and a boy,
what would you do?</i>

1435
01:16:41,708 --> 01:16:43,750
<i>We're waiting for her
to pop a pimple.</i>

1436
01:16:43,750 --> 01:16:45,750
Stace, what's going on?
What are you doing?

1437
01:16:48,833 --> 01:16:49,750
<i>Look at that.</i>

1438
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:52,416
<i>Why do you always do that?</i>

1439
01:16:52,416 --> 01:16:54,416
<i>Because I like the way my feet smell!</i>

1440
01:16:54,416 --> 01:16:55,958
<i>This isn't normal!</i>

1441
01:16:57,666 --> 01:16:59,750
Schmuley, turn off the video.
Please, please, please!

1442
01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:02,708
Schmuley! Turn off the video!

1443
01:17:02,708 --> 01:17:04,750
It's getting big reactions.
What's wrong with it?

1444
01:17:04,750 --> 01:17:08,083
It's getting a horrible reaction!
Please, just turn it off!

1445
01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:10,208
-  <i>She sounds like a lawnmower.</i>

1446
01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:13,208
<i>That was not a snore!</i>

1447
01:17:14,750 --> 01:17:16,666
-  <i>What's that smell?
-</i> Oh God.

1448
01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:18,958
<i>Kym and Megan and Anya, they suck.</i>

1449
01:17:18,958 --> 01:17:20,333
<i>They're horrible.</i>

1450
01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:24,291
<i>Oh, I want cute, designer stuff,
but make sure it's, like, eco-friendly.</i>

1451
01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:26,000
- I'm sorry.
-  <i>They're very dumb.</i>

1452
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,166
It's kinda true though.

1453
01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:29,125
Shut up! It's not.

1454
01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,458
<i>- I got a full booger.
- Stop! Erase that right now. Please!</i>

1455
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:34,250
<i>Her real toes are hairy.</i>

1456
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:36,750
<i>Remember when that string
on my tampon broke?</i>

1457
01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,125
<i>I think I peed myself!</i>

1458
01:17:38,125 --> 01:17:39,666
Oh my God.

1459
01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:42,291
<i>Have you ever farted from the front?</i>

1460
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:43,833
<i>Yeah, like your vajayjay?</i>

1461
01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:45,541
-  <i>Want me to show you?</i>
-  <i>Yes.</i>

1462
01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:46,833
<i>I have to prepare.</i>

1463
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,708
<i>I was showing them how to queef.</i>

1464
01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:54,041
Is that
what kids talk about today?

1465
01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:56,291
Tampons and frontal farts?

1466
01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:58,041
<i>You better not show this to anyone.</i>

1467
01:17:58,041 --> 01:17:59,041
<i>Oh my God.</i>

1468
01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:01,166
<i>I swear to God,
if you show this to anyone...</i>

1469
01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:03,416
- Schmuley did this?
- I... I--

1470
01:18:03,416 --> 01:18:04,458
Schmuley?

1471
01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:08,958
<i>Thanks for watching, bye!</i>

1472
01:18:12,583 --> 01:18:14,208
- Why would Stacy do that?
- I don't know.

1473
01:18:19,208 --> 01:18:20,625
Okay, even I'm not that mean.

1474
01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:22,583
- You're pretty mean.
- Yeah, you suck.

1475
01:18:39,416 --> 01:18:40,833
Turn it off, turn it off!

1476
01:18:40,833 --> 01:18:43,291
Lydia! Lydia, I didn't mean to--

1477
01:18:43,291 --> 01:18:45,666
Stop! You didn't mean to?

1478
01:18:45,666 --> 01:18:48,458
Like you didn't mean to tell everyone
I had a black hair on my nipple,

1479
01:18:48,458 --> 01:18:49,791
or that Andy was my first kiss?

1480
01:18:49,791 --> 01:18:52,208
- No, but this is different!
- Just stop lying, Stacy!

1481
01:18:52,208 --> 01:18:54,916
I have tried to apologize,
but you keep punishing me!

1482
01:18:54,916 --> 01:18:57,375
- When is it enough, Stacy?
- Now, it's enough!

1483
01:18:57,375 --> 01:18:58,375
It's too late!

1484
01:18:58,875 --> 01:18:59,833
Lydia!

1485
01:19:03,958 --> 01:19:07,750
<i>♪ I saw us only in the highlights ♪</i>

1486
01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:15,916
<i>♪ A picture of me... ♪</i>

1487
01:19:15,916 --> 01:19:18,250
I should go up and see her.
I gotta talk to her.

1488
01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:20,750
No, I'm the one who sent the damn video.
I should go.

1489
01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:24,000
Neither of you guys should go up there.
She needs to process this herself.

1490
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,000
No, honey, she needs--

1491
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,166
I know what she needs
'cause I know how she's feeling.

1492
01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:28,625
How would you know what she's feeling?

1493
01:19:28,625 --> 01:19:31,291
Even your crazy ass
never did anything that stupid.

1494
01:19:31,291 --> 01:19:33,625
True, but I've seen some similar TikToks.

1495
01:19:33,625 --> 01:19:36,541
And the "even your crazy ass"
was gaslighting.

1496
01:19:37,416 --> 01:19:38,875
Yeah, you're right. Sorry about that.

1497
01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:41,291
This is gonna be difficult
for you to hear, Danny and Bree,

1498
01:19:41,291 --> 01:19:42,791
but from this point forward,

1499
01:19:42,791 --> 01:19:46,875
there's going to be a whole huge part
of Stacy that you don't understand,

1500
01:19:46,875 --> 01:19:49,875
that you won't ever understand,
no matter how much you want to,

1501
01:19:49,875 --> 01:19:51,208
and that's just the way it is.

1502
01:19:52,291 --> 01:19:54,833
Don't ever call us Danny
and Bree again, Zaara.

1503
01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,041
Yeah, that was weird.

1504
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:58,375
Sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Friedman.

1505
01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:01,458
To me, that was gaslighting.

1506
01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:09,291
<i>God, everything is such a mess.</i>

1507
01:20:10,541 --> 01:20:12,583
<i>I've never felt this way before.</i>

1508
01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:18,208
<i>And I don't know how to fix it.</i>

1509
01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:25,291
<i>♪ When you said it was love
Did you mean it? ♪</i>

1510
01:20:25,791 --> 01:20:29,875
<i>♪ Or did I make it up? Did I dream it? ♪</i>

1511
01:20:29,875 --> 01:20:33,875
<i>♪ For a while I was fooled
I believed it ♪</i>

1512
01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:38,166
<i>♪ But you can hang the moon ♪</i>

1513
01:20:42,666 --> 01:20:45,208
<i>♪ But you can hang the moon ♪</i>

1514
01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:49,083
<i>Well, I'm sure you got
this day marked in your holy calendar too,</i>

1515
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:51,250
<i>but today is my Bat Mitzvah.</i>

1516
01:20:51,250 --> 01:20:54,083
<i>The most important day of my Jewish life.</i>

1517
01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:56,333
<i>Maybe even my entire life.</i>

1518
01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,458
<i>But what's the point?</i>

1519
01:20:58,458 --> 01:20:59,791
Let's do this!

1520
01:21:02,375 --> 01:21:04,125
You're kidding me. Again?

1521
01:21:04,125 --> 01:21:06,375
This time, I'm serious. I am not going.

1522
01:21:06,375 --> 01:21:08,708
Oh, you're going.
Get dressed. Get in the car.

1523
01:21:08,708 --> 01:21:10,583
- I can't, and I won't.

1524
01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:13,500
Okay, fine. Say goodbye to your phone.

1525
01:21:15,250 --> 01:21:17,125
Fine. Who am I texting anyway?

1526
01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:24,208
There is nothing you can say or do
that will make me go.

1527
01:21:24,875 --> 01:21:27,541
I'm an adult today,
and I can make my own decisions,

1528
01:21:27,541 --> 01:21:30,166
and I have decided that I am staying here.

1529
01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:34,125
-  Put me down, put me down!
-  Hey. Come on. Hey.

1530
01:21:34,125 --> 01:21:36,333
Ronnie!

1531
01:21:36,333 --> 01:21:39,125
That is some amazing parenting
right there.

1532
01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:41,416
-  No! Don't!
-  Hey.

1533
01:21:46,416 --> 01:21:48,375
Hey, how are those armpits doing?

1534
01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:50,458
You know how they say
that it grows back double?

1535
01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:51,750
It's growing back triple.

1536
01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:52,708
Oh.

1537
01:21:52,708 --> 01:21:53,708
Yeah.

1538
01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:55,333
-  Pull it together!

1539
01:21:58,333 --> 01:22:00,458
-  Calm down.
- I don't want to go.

1540
01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:01,583
Can you stop?

1541
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:03,625
H-hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

1542
01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:05,791
Shabbat shalom.

1543
01:22:05,791 --> 01:22:07,666
Shabbat shalom.

1544
01:22:07,666 --> 01:22:10,791
Today is a very special day.

1545
01:22:11,291 --> 01:22:13,958
Our brilliant, young Stacy Friedman

1546
01:22:13,958 --> 01:22:17,541
is called to the <i>bimah</i>
for her Bat Mitzvah.

1547
01:22:17,541 --> 01:22:18,875
<i>Oh, God.</i>

1548
01:22:18,875 --> 01:22:22,541
<i>Do you hear her calling me up
to receive an honor I do not deserve?</i>

1549
01:22:23,250 --> 01:22:27,166
<i>I've been dreaming about this day
my whole life, and now it's here.</i>

1550
01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:31,375
<i>And I wish I could go back in bed,
or under my bed, or literally anywhere--</i>

1551
01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:32,458
<i>Seema</i>?

1552
01:22:57,375 --> 01:23:00,333
<i>Barechu et Adonai hamevorach.</i>

1553
01:23:00,333 --> 01:23:05,000
<i>Baruch Adonai
hamevorach leolam vaed.</i>

1554
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:08,000
<i>Baruch Adonai hamevorach leolam vaed.</i>

1555
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:12,541
<i>Baruch Atah Adonai Eloheinu
melech haolam,</i>

1556
01:23:12,541 --> 01:23:15,666
<i>asher bachar banu mikol...</i>

1557
01:23:15,666 --> 01:23:17,208
<i>ha-amim...</i>

1558
01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:28,333
I made a huge mistake.

1559
01:23:29,541 --> 01:23:32,166
I'm sorry.
I don't even know what I'm doing up here.

1560
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:41,833
Uh...

1561
01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:47,500
In the Jewish religion,
I am supposed to be a grown-up today.

1562
01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:54,916
But I have been so selfish and bratty
and annoying to my parents who just want...

1563
01:23:54,916 --> 01:23:56,958
<i>And then, it happened.</i>

1564
01:23:56,958 --> 01:23:59,666
<i>The very day I was supposed
to become a woman</i>

1565
01:23:59,666 --> 01:24:01,708
<i>is the day that everything started
to make sense.</i>

1566
01:24:01,708 --> 01:24:03,166
...Nikki, Tara...

1567
01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:06,416
<i>When you're a kid, you think it's okay
to put yourself in front of your friends</i>

1568
01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:08,291
<i>in pursuit of something better.</i>

1569
01:24:08,916 --> 01:24:11,750
<i>A woman knows there is nothing better
than your friends.</i>

1570
01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:14,541
...Kym, Megan, Anya...

1571
01:24:14,541 --> 01:24:15,708
<i>When you're a kid,</i>

1572
01:24:15,708 --> 01:24:19,166
<i>sometimes you think you have to be
someone you're not in order to fit in.</i>

1573
01:24:19,166 --> 01:24:22,791
...if I'm being honest, it's probably 'cause
we were, like, jealous or something...

1574
01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:25,375
<i>But a woman knows
it's not about hiding who you are.</i>

1575
01:24:25,375 --> 01:24:27,375
<i>It's about being yourself
and speaking your truth.</i>

1576
01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:30,750
...but also, you guys can be,
like, such a-holes sometimes.

1577
01:24:32,041 --> 01:24:33,625
Keep it PG in the temple.

1578
01:24:33,625 --> 01:24:34,750
Sorry.

1579
01:24:34,750 --> 01:24:37,166
Where'd she learn to curse like that?

1580
01:24:37,166 --> 01:24:38,291
No idea.

1581
01:24:38,291 --> 01:24:41,500
<i>And the biggest difference
between being a kid and an adult...</i>

1582
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:42,625
Andy...

1583
01:24:43,458 --> 01:24:45,416
<i>...is knowing what really matters.</i>

1584
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:49,333
I'm gonna keep it brief 'cause I know you
can't focus on one thing for that long,

1585
01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:52,500
but you're basic and not nice to people,

1586
01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:55,083
and if I'm being honest,
not that good at soccer.

1587
01:24:56,458 --> 01:24:57,541
You suck!

1588
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,541
And worst of all, because of you,

1589
01:25:01,250 --> 01:25:04,708
I ruined my friendship
with the one person that matters the most.

1590
01:25:05,625 --> 01:25:07,375
I need to tell her how bad I messed up.

1591
01:25:08,583 --> 01:25:09,625
Hey, hey, hey...

1592
01:25:09,625 --> 01:25:12,125
You gotta go up there and finish
your Torah portion before you go.

1593
01:25:12,125 --> 01:25:16,000
Come here. Give it your best shot,
and then we'll all fix this together.

1594
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,208
Hopefully, after I take off
this itchy suit.

1595
01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:21,000
You have coffee breath.

1596
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:24,000
Okay. All right. Use that up there. Go.

1597
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:28,583
<i>Quickly, so quickly, so quickly.</i>

1598
01:25:28,583 --> 01:25:30,291
<i>So quickly.</i>

1599
01:25:36,666 --> 01:25:40,708
<i>Va-y'chal Moshe mi-dabeyr itam</i>

1600
01:25:40,708 --> 01:25:42,791
<i>Va-yiteyn al panav masveh.</i>

1601
01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:48,541
<i>Uv'vo Moshe lifney Adonai l'dabeyr ito</i>

1602
01:25:48,541 --> 01:25:51,000
<i>Ya-sir et ha-masveh ad tzeyto</i>

1603
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:57,708
<i>V'yatza v'di-ber el b'ney Yisrael
et asher y'tzuveh.</i>

1604
01:25:57,708 --> 01:26:02,083
<i>V'ra-u v'ney Yisrael et p'ney Moshe</i>

1605
01:26:02,083 --> 01:26:08,458
<i>Ki karan or p'ney Moshe v'heysheev Moshe</i>

1606
01:26:08,458 --> 01:26:11,291
<i>Et ha-masveh al panav</i>

1607
01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:16,500
<i>ad bo-oh l'dabeyr ito.</i>

1608
01:26:17,958 --> 01:26:18,833
I did it.

1609
01:26:21,541 --> 01:26:23,500
<i>Ya'sher koach!</i> Now go!

1610
01:27:11,958 --> 01:27:13,041
Lydia!

1611
01:27:15,125 --> 01:27:16,958
Lydia.

1612
01:27:18,958 --> 01:27:19,875
Lydia.

1613
01:27:20,625 --> 01:27:22,000
Lydia, please open--

1614
01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:24,791
The Andy stuff.

1615
01:27:25,291 --> 01:27:27,416
I know you never hurt me on purpose.

1616
01:27:27,416 --> 01:27:29,541
I should have let you apologize.

1617
01:27:30,250 --> 01:27:33,541
I miss you, and I love you, and I'm sorry.

1618
01:27:33,541 --> 01:27:35,500
I've been a horrible, selfish friend.

1619
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,375
Please, please forgive me.

1620
01:27:40,375 --> 01:27:43,250
Stacy, you ruined my Bat Mitzvah.

1621
01:27:43,250 --> 01:27:45,875
What part of that do you not understand?
I don't under-- Like--

1622
01:27:45,875 --> 01:27:48,000
- I know.
- Let me finish.

1623
01:27:48,583 --> 01:27:50,875
That day at the ledge,
I told you not to go.

1624
01:27:50,875 --> 01:27:52,958
I told you don't jump. You jumped.

1625
01:27:52,958 --> 01:27:54,750
Then the whole thing
ended up being my fault.

1626
01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:56,875
- Then I was the shitty friend?
- I'm sorry.

1627
01:27:56,875 --> 01:28:00,583
And I've known you liked Andy for, like,
a million years, but guess what, Stacy?

1628
01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:03,333
So has every other girl at our school,
including me,

1629
01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:06,458
but I never told you anything
because I knew it'd just make you upset.

1630
01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:11,250
And then, when you uninvited me to the day
I've been helping you plan forever,

1631
01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:14,208
I dated him to make you mad.

1632
01:28:14,916 --> 01:28:16,125
Until you ruined it.

1633
01:28:16,916 --> 01:28:19,166
Then you ruined your best friend's
most important day of her life.

1634
01:28:19,166 --> 01:28:20,958
So, yeah, I'm... I'm done here, Stacy.

1635
01:28:20,958 --> 01:28:22,708
Wait, you're right.

1636
01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:25,000
Yeah, I know.

1637
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:29,500
Just come to my Bat Mitzvah party tonight.
I promise it'll be worth it. Please.

1638
01:28:34,875 --> 01:28:36,541
I'm gonna take that as a maybe.

1639
01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:42,375
Hello, again.

1640
01:28:48,500 --> 01:28:49,583
Honey?

1641
01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:51,416
Hi, Mom.

1642
01:28:51,416 --> 01:28:53,333
Your father called in
a lot of favors.

1643
01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:56,083
I think it's gonna work out
if she shows up.

1644
01:28:58,291 --> 01:28:59,458
Come on. Let me do it.

1645
01:29:04,250 --> 01:29:07,625
I know tonight's not exactly
what you dreamed it would be,

1646
01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:09,166
but I'm really proud of you.

1647
01:29:10,041 --> 01:29:10,875
Okay, go.

1648
01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:14,625
There.

1649
01:29:16,125 --> 01:29:17,833
-  Hmm.
- Gorgeous.

1650
01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:18,916
Thanks, doll.

1651
01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:23,666
- I have something for you.
- Okay.

1652
01:29:26,166 --> 01:29:29,291
Okay, now,
I know you may not like this, but...

1653
01:29:30,708 --> 01:29:32,875
Really?

1654
01:29:33,458 --> 01:29:34,458
Thank you!

1655
01:29:37,041 --> 01:29:39,000
I think I'm gonna wear sneakers.

1656
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:41,541
Oh my God, you're a woman.
You're a smart woman

1657
01:29:42,166 --> 01:29:43,375
Let's party!

1658
01:29:53,750 --> 01:29:54,750
Is she here?

1659
01:29:55,625 --> 01:29:57,625
I don't think she's coming.

1660
01:29:57,625 --> 01:29:58,791
Honey, she's gonna come.

1661
01:29:58,791 --> 01:30:00,750
<i>May I have your attention?</i>

1662
01:30:00,750 --> 01:30:03,500
It's starting. What if she doesn't come?
Then everything's pointless.

1663
01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:06,750
It's not pointless.

1664
01:30:06,750 --> 01:30:09,916
- I could've been working on my golf game!
- Oh, you're fine.

1665
01:30:09,916 --> 01:30:11,000
You made it.

1666
01:30:12,333 --> 01:30:13,250
I made it.

1667
01:30:13,916 --> 01:30:15,083
Perfect timing.

1668
01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:17,250
Just in time for your grand entrance.

1669
01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:20,000
<i>Listen guys and girls,
ladies and gentlemen...</i>

1670
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,291
No, Lydia...

1671
01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:25,833
<i>Please give a very sweet welcome
to your Bat Mitzvah</i>

1672
01:30:27,250 --> 01:30:30,375
Lydia Rodriguez Katz!

1673
01:30:30,375 --> 01:30:31,875
It's time for yours.

1674
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:34,583
Stacy, what is this?

1675
01:30:35,083 --> 01:30:38,208
You deserve a perfect Bat Mitzvah.
One that no one ruins.

1676
01:30:38,958 --> 01:30:41,125
So you gave up your Bat Mitzvah for me?

1677
01:30:43,375 --> 01:30:44,916
Stacy, this was your dream.

1678
01:30:44,916 --> 01:30:46,291
It's our dream.

1679
01:30:46,291 --> 01:30:47,291
Stacy!

1680
01:30:48,583 --> 01:30:51,500
Yeah, Lydia! We love you!

1681
01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,916
We love you!

1682
01:30:55,375 --> 01:30:56,458
Go!

1683
01:30:56,458 --> 01:30:57,916
Okay.

1684
01:30:57,916 --> 01:30:59,666
Entrance. Beautiful.

1685
01:31:01,916 --> 01:31:04,291
Lydia! Lydia! Lydia!

1686
01:31:04,291 --> 01:31:05,958
Lydia!

1687
01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:08,083
Come on, Lydia!

1688
01:31:10,416 --> 01:31:11,583
Go, Lydia!

1689
01:31:28,375 --> 01:31:32,958
All right! Make some noise
for Lydia and Stacy!

1690
01:31:34,958 --> 01:31:38,041
- I'm not paying for this, right?
- Yeah. You are.

1691
01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:40,625
I'm kidding you. You're good. We got this.

1692
01:31:40,625 --> 01:31:45,541
-  Let's get this party started!
- Oh man.

1693
01:31:49,416 --> 01:31:51,125
<i>♪ It's your birthday every day ♪</i>

1694
01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:54,625
<i>♪ Every day your birthday ♪</i>

1695
01:31:54,625 --> 01:31:57,416
<i>♪ We gon' have a good time, all right ♪</i>

1696
01:32:03,166 --> 01:32:06,416
Guys, you're watching
<i>Shawshank Redemp</i>!

1697
01:32:06,416 --> 01:32:09,291
- I love that movie. Have you seen--
-  Yeah, we've seen it.

1698
01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:12,250
- Yeah, can you leave us alone?
-  Bye!

1699
01:32:18,708 --> 01:32:20,333
You're the guy
from the movie theater, right?

1700
01:32:20,333 --> 01:32:21,416
I am.

1701
01:32:21,416 --> 01:32:23,041
Let me get some Twizzlers.

1702
01:32:23,541 --> 01:32:25,208
- Yeah, give me a lot.
-  On it.

1703
01:32:29,875 --> 01:32:31,750
- I just want one.
- Okay, my bad.

1704
01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:33,083
Hell's wrong with you?

1705
01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:38,416
All right, <i>mishpachalah!</i>

1706
01:32:38,416 --> 01:32:41,791
Who's ready
for some "Don't Stop Believing!"?

1707
01:32:41,791 --> 01:32:43,666
Yeah, let's go!

1708
01:32:45,375 --> 01:32:48,666
Of course you are, nerd,
and that's why I'm not going to play it.

1709
01:32:49,250 --> 01:32:52,541
I think it's time to slow things down

1710
01:32:52,541 --> 01:32:56,791
for a little love jam.

1711
01:32:59,166 --> 01:33:03,291
<i>♪ Know it sounds funny
But I just can't stand the pain ♪</i>

1712
01:33:06,916 --> 01:33:11,250
<i>♪ Girl, I'm leaving you tomorrow ♪</i>

1713
01:33:13,625 --> 01:33:17,875
<i>♪ Seems to me, girl
You know I've done all I can ♪</i>

1714
01:33:21,208 --> 01:33:25,416
<i>♪ You see, I begged, stole
And I borrowed ♪</i>

1715
01:33:26,250 --> 01:33:28,708
<i>♪ That's why I'm easy ♪</i>

1716
01:33:32,583 --> 01:33:35,250
<i>♪ I'm easy like Sunday morning ♪</i>

1717
01:33:35,250 --> 01:33:36,250
Hey.

1718
01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:38,250
Do you want to dance?

1719
01:33:39,166 --> 01:33:40,875
Well, what about Isabella?

1720
01:33:41,875 --> 01:33:42,791
Who?

1721
01:33:43,458 --> 01:33:45,500
Your 25-year-old girlfriend back
in Ecuador?

1722
01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:48,916
I just assumed her name
was something glamorous like Isabella.

1723
01:33:48,916 --> 01:33:50,625
I don't have a girlfriend.

1724
01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:53,375
You know, it's a weird rumor
I don't understand.

1725
01:33:54,791 --> 01:33:55,625
Oh.

1726
01:33:59,041 --> 01:34:01,250
Ooh, how do you feel about that?

1727
01:34:01,250 --> 01:34:03,791
Your daughter's dancing
with a handsome young gentleman?

1728
01:34:03,791 --> 01:34:06,708
Um, surprisingly, I feel okay with it.

1729
01:34:06,708 --> 01:34:07,666
Really?

1730
01:34:07,666 --> 01:34:10,333
- You know what I don't feel good with?
- What?

1731
01:34:10,916 --> 01:34:13,208
- Rabbi Rebecca and Cantor Jerry.

1732
01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:14,125
What is that?

1733
01:34:14,125 --> 01:34:16,041
Ooh, work it, Rabbi.

1734
01:34:16,041 --> 01:34:19,208
Yeah. That should be against
every religion right there.

1735
01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:21,208
- Yeah.
- What are they doing?

1736
01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:26,833
{\an8}Okay, that's enough of the slow stuff.

1737
01:34:26,833 --> 01:34:30,208
- Let's make some noise everybody!

1738
01:34:30,208 --> 01:34:31,541
Are you ready?

1739
01:34:36,791 --> 01:34:38,000
<i>♪ Funky ♪</i>

1740
01:34:39,291 --> 01:34:42,916
<i>♪ Everybody clap your hands ♪</i>

1741
01:34:45,166 --> 01:34:48,166
<i>Dear God, Stacy Friedman here.</i>

1742
01:34:48,875 --> 01:34:50,541
<i>So today, I'm an adult,</i>

1743
01:34:51,041 --> 01:34:53,125
<i>and honestly, it's wonderful.</i>

1744
01:34:54,416 --> 01:34:57,166
<i>I know this is just the first chapter
of my grown-up life,</i>

1745
01:34:57,166 --> 01:34:59,583
<i>and it might not always be this great,</i>

1746
01:34:59,583 --> 01:35:02,000
<i>but if it was, that would also be great.</i>

1747
01:35:02,500 --> 01:35:04,000
<i>I mean, no pressure.</i>

1748
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:05,875
<i>Not like I could pressure you.</i>

1749
01:35:06,708 --> 01:35:07,666
<i>Just saying.</i>

1750
01:35:09,500 --> 01:35:11,458
<i>And I know what you're thinking,</i>

1751
01:35:11,458 --> 01:35:14,583
<i>that giving up my party
for Lydia was my mitzvah project.</i>

1752
01:35:16,875 --> 01:35:18,291
<i>But that's not a mitzvah.</i>

1753
01:35:20,083 --> 01:35:21,708
<i>That's just being a best friend.</i>

1754
01:35:23,583 --> 01:35:24,875
<i>♪ Yeah, turn it up ♪</i>

1755
01:35:28,375 --> 01:35:31,000
Welcome to Mitzvah Bakery.
All proceeds go to charity.

1756
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:35,083
<i>Helping others, being selfless,
taking the bad and making it good...</i>

1757
01:35:35,083 --> 01:35:36,875
- Breadsticks for four dollars.
- Four dollars.

1758
01:35:36,875 --> 01:35:38,125
<i>That's a mitzvah.</i>

1759
01:35:38,958 --> 01:35:40,166
Stacy, you did this?

1760
01:35:40,166 --> 01:35:42,416
- This is so dope.
- What are you gonna get?

1761
01:35:42,416 --> 01:35:46,583
<i>Okay, obviously you know that.
You're God, which you also know.</i>

1762
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,541
Make sure you say <i>Hamotzi.</i>

1763
01:35:49,541 --> 01:35:52,000
And for one piece, 24 dollars.

1764
01:35:52,916 --> 01:35:55,041
<i>Anyway,
thanks for being patient with me.</i>

1765
01:35:55,041 --> 01:35:56,875
<i>I'm really glad I'm a part of this.</i>

1766
01:35:56,875 --> 01:35:58,625
- Ooh, thank you.
- You're welcome.

1767
01:35:58,625 --> 01:35:59,916
You're very, very welcome!

1768
01:35:59,916 --> 01:36:02,333
<i>Okay, I'll get back to you.
Selling bread.</i>

1769
01:36:02,333 --> 01:36:04,583
Now we're talking mitzvah!

1770
01:36:04,583 --> 01:36:08,250
<i>♪ I'm so hopeless and over you ♪</i>

1771
01:36:08,250 --> 01:36:12,041
<i>♪ Think that you know it too ♪</i>

1772
01:36:16,791 --> 01:36:21,625
<i>♪ I say that it's over ♪</i>

1773
01:36:22,208 --> 01:36:27,000
<i>♪ But here I'm still singing ♪</i>

1774
01:36:27,000 --> 01:36:28,833
<i>♪ Play me something juicy ♪</i>



