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{\an8}<i>Sa buong mundo,
marahil mula pa noong pinakasimula,</i>

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{\an8}<i>may iba't ibang paraan ng pagse-celebrate
ng pagdadalaga o pagbibinata.</i>

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{\an8}<i>May quinceañera.</i>

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{\an8}<i>May Sweet 16.</i>

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{\an8}<i>May tinatawag ding land diving.</i>

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<i>Sabi ng tatay ko, sa Brazilian Amazon,</i>

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<i>may bullet ant initiation,</i>

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<i>kung saan ipapakagat
sa fire ants ang kamay mo.</i>

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<i>Pag kinaya mo ang sakit,
handa ka nang magbinata.</i>

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<i>Sabi ko, kung mahirap na 'yon sa kaniya,</i>

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<i>subukan niyang
maging babae sa middle school.</i>

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<i>Kaniya-kaniyang pakulo.</i>

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<i>At mayro'n din kami.</i>

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<i>Sa isang bar o bat mitzvah, pag 13 ka na,</i>

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<i>haharap ka sa mga kaibigan,
kapamilya, at matatanda ng temple</i>

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<i>at magbabasa sa Torah.</i>

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<i>Tapos, madalas ay may party.</i>

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Sige, <i>mishpachah</i>,

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batiin n'yo ang pinakabago
at pinakamaganda nating dalaga,

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si Stacy Friedman!

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<i>Ang bat mitzvah mo
ang unang araw ng pagtanda mo,</i>

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<i>at nakasalalay sa bonggang simula
ang buhay mo sa pagtanda.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Ang tema.</i>

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<i>- Ang pagkain.
-</i> Pwedeng kumuha?

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<i>Ang entrance video.</i>

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<i>Lahat 'yan ay may kuwento.</i>

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<i>Sino ang gusto kong maging?</i>

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<i>Magkakaroon ba ako ng kaibigang
tulad ni Lydia Rodriguez Katz?</i>

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<i>Di na mahalaga ang buhay mo
bago 'yon, dahil bata ka pa no'n.</i>

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<i>Matanda ka na ngayon.</i>

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<i>Kaya ano naman kung naihi ka two years ago</i>

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<i>habang nasa field trip
at nagpahatid ng pamalit</i>

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<i>sa maganda mong Ate Ronnie?</i>

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<i>Siyempre, hypothetical lang 'yon.</i>

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Go Stacy! Kapatid ko 'yan!

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<i>At may mas sasaya pa bang pagdadalaga</i>

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<i>kaysa sa makasama
ang pinakapogi sa grade seven?</i>

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Andy, ano'ng ginagawa mo?

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Stacy, mahal na kita simula noong
makita kita sa Purim Pageant ng temple.

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Ikaw ang pinakamagandang Queen Esther
na nakita ko.

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Pwede ba kitang halikan
para maging boyfriend mo na ako?

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Pwede, Andy Goldfarb.

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Stacy!

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Stacy, male-late na tayo. Tara na.

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Naririnig mo ako.

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Sandali, nagfo-floss ako,
gaya ng sinabi mo!

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- Nagmumumog na ako.
- Bilisan mo!

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- Ikaw rin, Ronnie!
- Ready na ako!

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Lagi mong sinasabi 'yan. Kahit hindi.

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- Oo na. Hindi pa ako ready.
- Panalo ang Yankees.

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'Yan ang isusuot mo?

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Hindi ko kilala 'yong bata.
Ayokong mag-suit.

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Junior high 'yon.
Para din makilala natin 'yong parents.

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Ayoko. Buti pa no'ng bata pa sila.

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Sila lang ng bantay ng park
ang kilala natin.

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Ronnie, late na tayo!

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Ready na ako pag ready na si Stacy.

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Uy, Andy, sige,
kain tayo ng matzo ball soup.

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Hi. Ganda ng yarmulke mo.

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Pupunta ka pala sa bat mitzvah. Astig.

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Ano'ng hinahanap mo, hon?

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'Yong hikaw ko.

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Good luck. Hanapin mo lang. Sige lang.

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Stacy!

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Sorry, nandiyan na!

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Astig 'yan, ha.

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- Pero di papayag si Mama.
- Hindi niya mapapansin.

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Pag napansin, magpapaawa ako kay Papa.

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Mapapansin 'yan. Di niya magugustuhan.

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Maaawa si Papa,
pero matatakot siya kay Mama.

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Kilala ko na sila.

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Excuse me, ano 'yang nasa paa mo?

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Ibinili kami ng mama ni Lydia
para mag-twinning.

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- Anong twinning?
- Pareho ng suot. Pang-grade seven 'yon.

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Hubarin mo. Para kang pokpok.

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- Ma, wag gano'n.
- Oo nga. Maka-cancel ka.

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- Naku po.
- Hubarin mo, kung hindi, wala kang phone.

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Naku.

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Hindi pwede. Hubarin mo na lang.

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Sumakay na kayo.

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- Bilis, mauubusan tayo ng pagkain.
- Ikaw 'tong di pa ready. Ready na kami.

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- Nawawala ang hikaw ko.
- Hinanap mo na ba talaga?

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Kung ginalingan mo, makikita mo 'yon.

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Bakit ka ganyan?

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Kasi alam kong matatagalan ang mga bata.
At saka ayoko ngang pumunta.

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- Ang sama n'yo.
- Oo. I love you. Okay.

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Ipasuot mo na 'yong sapatos.
Kawawa si Lydia kung wala siyang kapares.

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Sige. Pero two minutes lang,
huhubarin mo rin 'yan.

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Walang anuman.

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Salamat. Love you.

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- Whoa.
- Stacy!

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Nandiyan na! Sige na nga.

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Bilis, anak!

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Nandiyan na!

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- Ayos!
- Magaling.

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Mana sa Papa, nakadamit at sneakers.

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Doon tayo sa komportable.

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Hayan na siya!

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Paika-ika siya. Hi!

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- Hi, Lyd!
- Lydia, Lydia encyclopedia.

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- Hi!
- Ayos.

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Ganda ng shoes. Ang cute.

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Thanks. Twinning kami ni Stacy.

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- Balita ko nga.
- Hindi na. Ha.

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- Hinubad mo.
- Para sa 'yo.

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- Salamat. Masakit sa paa.
- Alam ng parents mo na kasama mo kami?

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Sinabi ko kay Mama,
tapos sinabi niya sa abogado ni Papa.

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Ayos!

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Pa, pakipatay nga po ng tugtog?
Nakakahiya.

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Bakit? Wala namang nakakarinig.

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Diyos ko! Nakakahiya!

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Oo na! Papatayin na. Diyos ko.

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Pinatay ko na, guys!
Ano ba'ng ikinagagalit natin?

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Nanonood sila ng malungkot na video
para maiyak.

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Gusto n'yong umiyak. Kakaiba 'yon.

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Ang galing mo talaga. Ayoko na.

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- Kailangan nating lahat ng therapist.
- Dalawa sa 'yo.

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Sampu.

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Nakakatawa. Uy, umayos kayo.
Pupunta tayo sa temple.

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Kanta n'yo.

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Mag-ingay tayo, <i>mishpachah</i>!

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Ang b'nai mitzvah ni Devin!

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Adult na siya. Palakpakan natin si Devin!

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Pinapadagdagan namin
sa teachers ang assignments.

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Ngayon pa lang, dapat ihanda na
ang mga bata para sa mundo.

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Nalalamangan na tayo ng India.

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- Sabi ko sa anak kong si Marvin...
- Sorry.

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Pwede kang maabala?
Para 'to sa lahat ng nandito.

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Nagpunta kami rito
para kumain ng manok at isda

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at uminom ng kaunti,
kaya pwede ka bang tumahimik?

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Salamat.

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Wow!

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Ganda niyan. Napanood n'yo
'yong Leprechaun in the Hood?

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- Ang lupit no'n.
- Alam namin.

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Napanood na namin. Pangit.
Pwedeng hayaan n'yo kaming manood?

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Bye!

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Aray ko.

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- Napanood natin 'yon?
- Di pa.

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Gusto ko 'tong Carnivale,

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pero mas maganda 'yong Candyland theme mo.

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Lalo 'yong New York theme mo,
mapapahiya ang buong school!

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Kung papayag ang parents ko.
Nakausap n'yo si DJ Schmuley?

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Isigaw n'yo, "Si DJ Schmuley ang hari!"

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Si DJ Schmuley ang hari!

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- Nai-book na siya. Ayos na!
- Astig!

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Ang gaganda n'yo, mga mars!

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- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

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Grabe 'no, adults na tayo ngayong taon?

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- Naku.
- Oo.

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Pinayagan ako ni Mama na mag-ahit
ng binti. First time ko. Ang saya.

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Proud ako sa 'yo, Nikki!

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Sobrang hapdi ngayon,
parang nilagyan ng wasabi.

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Ay.

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Diyos ko.

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Bakit palaging astig
sina Kym, Anya, at Megan?

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Rescued ba ang mga ibong 'yan?

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- Ano?
- Dapat lang.

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- Nakakatakot sila.
- Alam mo ang mas nakakatakot?

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Pinapainom ng mama ni Nikki
sina Ronnie at Zaara!

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Isa, dalawa, tatlo. Woo!

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Sige, itatago ko na 'yan.

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Para kunwari astig siya. Ang weird.

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Tara na!

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Diyos ko, ang cute ni Andy Goldfarb.

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Alam mo bang

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magiging akin siya,
at magkaka-boyfriend ka rin ng astig?

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Tapos sabay tayong ikakasal
at magiging magkapitbahay?

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Sa building ni Taylor Swift?

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- Oo!
- Oo!

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- Kakausapin ko siya.
- Ano?

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- Handa na ako.
- Oo nga, Stace. Kaya mo 'yan.

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- Samahan n'yo ako.
- Sige.

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- Tara.
- Ito na. Kaya natin 'to.

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Makikiraan!

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Uy, antay!

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- Hindi! Nakakahiya.
- Oo!

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Uy, Stacy. Ganda ng sapatos mo.

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Andy, smile!

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Tapusin mo na siya!

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Bakit ginawa 'yon ni Mateo?
Grabe naman 'yon.

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Ay, sorry.

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Pasensya na po.

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Bakit kasama ni Andy
'yong Italyanong exchange student?

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- Ecuadorian yata siya.
- Kahit ano.

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- May girlfriend daw siyang nasa college.
- Hindi, ilegal 'ata 'yon.

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Diyos ko!

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- Sorry.
- Ano'ng problema mo?

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- Ba't mo ginawa 'yon? Nakakahiya.
- Sorry.

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Okay, mag-ingay tayong lahat!

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Sige, sayaw na!

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- Isigaw n'yo naman, Schmu...
- Ley!

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- Schmu...
- Ley!

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Bakit gusto nila ang lokong ito?

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- The best siya!
- The best.

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Opisyal na kayong na-schmulitize!

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Salamat sa lahat ng pumunta.

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Sumama kayo sa paglalakbay.

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Isipin n'yo.
Magsisimula ang entrance video ko...

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Na alam nating magtatakda
ng buong bat mitzvah.

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- Ronnie!
- Girls, ano ba.

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Anyway, bababa ako sa hagdan
ng private yacht sa Hudson River

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nang may sumisigaw at fireworks.

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Whoa.

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Tapos! Sino 'tong naka-jet ski?

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Ang international recording artist
na si Olivia Rodrigo.

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- Paano natin 'to babayaran?
- May naisip kami.

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May naisip sila.

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Sige.

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Hindi. Teka. Hindi.

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- Sa tatay mo 'yong matanda.
- 'Yong susunod.

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- Ayan.
- Sige.

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Nakakatuwa 'to.

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- Tumahimik ka.
- Tumahimik ka.

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Papatayin kita.

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Sasaksakin muna kita!

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Ayos, ha.

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Diyos ko, importante 'to!
Magdadalaga na ako!

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Okay, miss dalaga.
Isipin mo ang Mitzvah project mo

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at ipraktis ang <i>haftorah mo</i>.

222
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,166
Hindi mahalaga 'yon!

223
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,625
Este, mahalaga 'yon sa 'yo
at sa ibang matatanda at sa Diyos.

224
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:17,291
Pero sa akin, 'yong party ang mahalaga.

225
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,416
Pag pumalpak 'to,
matutulad ako kay Kate Kossman.

226
00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:22,208
Hindi mangyayari 'yon.

227
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,583
Sino si Kate Kossman?

228
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:27,791
Sinauna ang bat mitzvah niya.
Tinawag niyang Kate Kossman Knights,

229
00:13:27,791 --> 00:13:29,625
na KKK pala ang initials.

230
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,666
Naku, problema nga 'yon. Okay.

231
00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:34,958
Kaya mag-isa na siyang kumakain
at gumagawa ng pulseras

232
00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:38,250
na walang mapagbibigyan
kasi wala na siyang kaibigan.

233
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,625
Parang OA naman.

234
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:43,291
Sa tingin mo, hindi dapat parusahan
ang nagpo-promote ng KKK?

235
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,750
Wow, Ma, suportado mo pala ang racism.

236
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:46,791
Naku po.

237
00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:47,833
Makinig muna kayo.

238
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,916
Sabi n'yo, bat mitzvah ko
ang magtatakda ng buhay ko.

239
00:13:50,916 --> 00:13:53,041
Si Dua Lipa ang sagot do'n.

240
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,625
Hindi. Walang sikat na singer.
Walang yate. Walang bangka.

241
00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:59,250
Unfair! Pinayagan n'yo
ang baked potato bar ni Ronnie!

242
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,666
Uy, nag-bar mitzvah ako
sa basement ng lola mo.

243
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:06,083
Pinaghati-hatian namin
'yong malaking matzo ball. Masaya.

244
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,958
Ano'ng tema? Pagiging Jewish.

245
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,750
Ipraktis mo ang dasal
at isulat ang speech mo.

246
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,166
Ginagawa ko na po 'yon. Ayos na.

247
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,416
Ginagawa mo ang speech ni Stacy?

248
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:19,291
- Di ako magaling magsulat.
- Mahina siya sa English. As in.

249
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,416
- Stacy, hindi pwede 'yon.
- Ayos lang.

250
00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:24,583
Siya ang gagawa ng entrance video ko.
Magaling siya do'n.

251
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,916
Pwede bang may virgin mojito bar?

252
00:14:27,916 --> 00:14:29,541
Pwede kang mag-ball pit.

253
00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:33,375
Diyos ko, Pa. Pambata 'yon!
Pitong buwan na akong nireregla!

254
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,083
Sandali, Stacy.

255
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,916
Ang tagal ng regla mo, nak!

256
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,375
Sige po. Aalis na po ako.

257
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,500
Ihahatid na kita.

258
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,125
Love you, guys. See you.

259
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:45,375
Wag kang mag-alala. Ayos lang 'yan.

260
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:48,791
- Ang bilis niyang lumaki. Nakakabaliw.
- Umiinom na ako.

261
00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:51,750
Sinubukan ko lang.
Hindi ko nagustuhan. Relax.

262
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:01,500
<i>Panginoong Diyos, musta?</i>

263
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,416
<i>Stacy Friedman 'to,
pero alam mo na siguro 'yon.</i>

264
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:07,208
<i>Alam mo na siguro ang sasabihin ko.</i>

265
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,375
<i>Pero para makasigurado,
sasabihin ko pa rin.</i>

266
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:15,958
<i>Gusto ko talaga ng masayang bat mitzvah.</i>

267
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,875
<i>Alam kong kailangan
'yong mitzvah project ko.</i>

268
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:24,166
<i>Pero di ba, ang mitzvah project
ay pagbibigay sa sariling paraan?</i>

269
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:26,125
<i>Kaya hindi ko alam ang gagawin.</i>

270
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:28,208
<i>Hindi ako sikat.</i>

271
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,750
<i>Hindi ako loser.</i>

272
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,333
<i>Hindi ko alam kung sino ako.</i>

273
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,791
<i>Ang alam ko lang,
kung astig ang bat mitzvah ko,</i>

274
00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:41,291
<i>magbubukas ang mga pinto,
at gaganda ang buhay ko.</i>

275
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,125
<i>Walang sikat na singer.</i>

276
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,458
<i>Pwede kang mag-ball pit.</i>

277
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,416
<i>Ball pit? Makukuha ni Lydia
ang lahat ng gusto niya.</i>

278
00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,666
<i>May Twizzlers station pa para sa 'kin.</i>

279
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:53,750
<i>Baka hindi naiintindihan ni Mama at Papa,
tapos pumalpak lahat.</i>

280
00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:04,208
- Nasa iyo pala ang phone niya?
- Wala, sinungaling siya.

281
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,708
- Ang kapal.
- Bruha.

282
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:06,875
- Parang si Papa.
- Oo.

283
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,916
- Sa labas tayo? Maaraw, o.
- Ayoko.

284
00:16:08,916 --> 00:16:10,541
Gusto ko ngang magpaaraw.

285
00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:13,041
- Oo, totoo.
- Tory Burch ba 'yan?

286
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:17,250
Naku, Walmart 'to.
May kasama 'tong bote, $12 lang.

287
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,583
Siya ang kausap ko.

288
00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:22,625
Ako?

289
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:23,750
'Yang palda mo.

290
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,083
Oo, Tory Burch 'to.

291
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:29,916
Inuubos na ni Mama ang pera ni Papa
bago ang susunod na hearing.

292
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:33,458
Nakita kong ganyan ang suot
ni Hailey Bieber.

293
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:36,000
Ay, astig. Sige. Bye.

294
00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:39,791
Ang weird no'n.

295
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,416
- Gusto ko pero ayaw ko sa kanila.
- Oo nga.

296
00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:44,333
Ano'ng nangyari?

297
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:10,916
Uy, magmi-mitzvah project na raw si Megan.
Mamimigay ng sunscreen sa Coachella.

298
00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:12,875
- Ano? Wow.
- Astig.

299
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:16,083
Kailangan kong makaisip ng kakaiba.
Nakaka-pressure.

300
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,583
Gaano ba katagal bago maging
activist influencer sa TikTok?

301
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,083
Anim na buwan?

302
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,208
Sobrang tagal.

303
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,416
Alam mo? Kailangan nating magpahinga.

304
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,916
Ano'ng plano n'yo sa Sabado?
Aalis si Mama.

305
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,375
- Magpapa-party ka?
- Party ng mga weirdo?

306
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:33,583
Paano kung oo?

307
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,125
Uy, wala rin ang papa ko.

308
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,166
Ikaw ang pwedeng magpa-party.

309
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:41,166
Imbitahan mo ang buong grade seven. Lahat.

310
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:45,500
Ano ka ba, ayaw mo bang
maranasan na tayo ang mang-iiwan?

311
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,416
Bola!

312
00:18:01,958 --> 00:18:06,166
Diyos ko po. Stace? Ayos ka lang?

313
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:07,958
Ay, shit.

314
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,416
Hindi maganda 'yan.

315
00:18:09,416 --> 00:18:10,791
May damo sa buhok mo.

316
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:12,041
Stacy.

317
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,291
Ayos ka lang?

318
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,625
Sorry!

319
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:17,791
Ayos ka lang?

320
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,791
Sige. Sorry, ha.

321
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,041
Uminom ka.

322
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:35,250
Diyos ko. Nakakaloka.
Sabi niya... Tapos sabi mo.

323
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,833
Bagay talaga kayo.

324
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,500
Ayos lang ang paa mo, Nikki?

325
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,458
Ayos lang, Mateo. Relax lang.

326
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,333
Talaga?

327
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:57,125
Inimbitahan nga pala ni Papa
'yong dry cleaner sa bat mitzvah.

328
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,833
Ano? Unfair naman 'yon.

329
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,916
Mas marami nang matatanda.

330
00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:04,916
Bakit nag-aaral sa Hebrew school si Mateo?

331
00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:09,208
Baka magpapa-convert
para may bakasyon sa Jewish holiday?

332
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,666
- Iimbitahan mo siya?
- Si Mateo? Di ko naman siya kilala.

333
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:16,041
Pag inimbitahan mo siya,
baka pumunta si Andy.

334
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,500
Enjoy sa pag-aaral!

335
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,208
Love you!

336
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,250
Nakadro...

337
00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:41,291
- Salamat.
- Good job, guys.

338
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,000
<i>- Manishmah.</i>
- Hi.

339
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,583
- Shalom.
- Shalom.

340
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,166
Ang ganda nito.

341
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:49,458
- Hindi ako creative noon.
- Di ako creative sa crafts.

342
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,375
- Ganda ng suot mo, Ashley.
- Salamat.

343
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,541
Oo nga, ang cute.

344
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,750
Tingnan mo 'yong lalabas
sa make out closet.

345
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,333
Naghahalikan sila do'n?

346
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:59,583
Bakit hindi sila nahuhuli?
Ang daming tao sa paligid.

347
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:05,083
Uy, may Jewish rock and roll band ako
noong ganyan ang edad ko.

348
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:10,041
Pinili namin ang pangalang Exodus
dahil may nauna na sa Genesis.

349
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,666
- Sorry, Aaron, naiinip ka ba?
- Hindi po, nakikinig po ako.

350
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:15,791
Stace, uy!

351
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,208
- Ang cute mo. Ayos na kayo?
- Oo.

352
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,958
- 'Yong poste!
- Poste!

353
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:23,500
Kumusta ang Torah portion mo?

354
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,291
Parang 6,000 pages ang haba.

355
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,041
Bakit 'yon ang pinili ng parents ko?

356
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:31,666
Isa't kalahating minuto lang
'yong sa 'kin. Salamat, June 10!

357
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:35,000
Bilis, ladies! Mag-uumpisa na!

358
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,916
Ini-imagine kong maliit na performance
ang Hebrew school.

359
00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:42,666
Ang prayer book n'yo ang playbill,
at ako ang bida, cutie-pops.

360
00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:46,708
At bongga ang ipapakita ko. Kuha n'yo?

361
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:48,625
Joke. Tara na, klase na. Bilis!

362
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,833
- Rabbi Rebecca!
- Pwedeng magmeryenda?

363
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,208
- Gusto n'yo ng latkes at gefilte fish?
- Baliw siya.

364
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,625
Oo nga. Gusto ko siya.

365
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,875
At ako ang bida, cutie-pops, bongga.

366
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,291
- Magaling.
- Mahusay.

367
00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,708
Maraming salamat.

368
00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:03,125
- Seryoso ba siya? Diyos ko.
- Di ba?

369
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,958
Gusto ko ng ulap.
Gusto kong makatikim ng ulap.

370
00:21:05,958 --> 00:21:08,333
- Ano?
- Gusto kong makatikim ng ulap.

371
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,875
Gusto ko lang ng ulap.

372
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:11,375
- Parang...
- Ayos ka lang?

373
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:16,875
Oo. Bakit?

374
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,041
'Yong ulo mo kanina.

375
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:20,416
Di biro ang head injuries.

376
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:23,458
Nagsuka ako sa soccer
no'ng nabagok ang ulo ko.

377
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,333
Nagsuka ka ba?

378
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,791
Hindi.

379
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,208
Ayos.

380
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,375
- Sige, shabbat shalom!
- Shabbat shalom.

381
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:39,666
Okay! Kumusta kayong lahat?
Masaya ba ang buhay?

382
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,666
May mitzvah project na ba kayo?

383
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,541
- Wala pa po.
- Opo.

384
00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:47,625
Wala pa?
'Yon ang pinakaimportante sa lahat.

385
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:52,958
'Yong gagawa ka ng menschie
para sa komunidad mo, para sa lipunan.

386
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:56,041
Ano? Wala kayong pakialam sa lipunan?

387
00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:57,916
- Wala po.
- Mayro'n po.

388
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:02,583
Sige, babalikan natin
ang dati nating kaibigan na si David.

389
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:08,541
Tanda n'yo siya? Makikipagtalik
na sana si tropa kay Bathsheba

390
00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:11,166
na kasal sa iba.

391
00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:14,666
Ang ahas ni David! Ahas ka ba, Aaron?

392
00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:16,958
Hindi po.

393
00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:19,166
Ginawa mo 'yon? Niloko ang asawa mo?

394
00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:25,625
- Ako?
- Biro lang, pare. Relax lang!

395
00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:27,833
Pinagpapawisan ka, grabe.

396
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,833
Hindi ka ahas, Aaron. Mabait ka.

397
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:31,916
Ayan na ang balahibo at bigote mo.

398
00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,916
<i>Baruch hashem</i>, Aaron. Astig.

399
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,708
Sabi ko sa sales lady, "Lahat ng kulay."

400
00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:45,625
Sabi niya, "Nakikipaghiwalay ka ba?"
'Kako, "Paano mo nasabi?"

401
00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:49,375
Nakakatawa, Ma.

402
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:52,666
Uy, pwede ba akong
magpapunta sa bahay sa Saturday?

403
00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:53,875
Parang playdate?

404
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:57,833
Playdate? Ma, 13 na ako.
Wag mong tawaging playdate, please.

405
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,875
Tumatawag si Papa. Hi!

406
00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:05,750
<i>Uy! Stacels. Nasa tindahan ako.
Sabi ni Mama, kailangan mo ng tampons,</i>

407
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,083
<i>- pero di ko alam ang sukat...</i>
- Kahit ano.

408
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:11,416
<i>- Maraming pagpipilian.</i>
- Pads na lang. Kahit ano.

409
00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:13,125
<i>Gaano kalakas ang regla mo?</i>

410
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,666
<i>- Malakas ba?</i>
- Malakas.

411
00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:16,708
- Diyos ko.
<i>- Mahina? May buo-buo?</i>

412
00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:19,500
<i>Nalito na ako.
Bibili rin ako ng peanut butter.</i>

413
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,666
- Basta...
<i>- Sabi ni Mama, high alert daw?</i>

414
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:26,291
<i>Baka dapat sa bathtub matulog?
Dadalhin ko agad sa kwarto mo.</i>

415
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,791
Diyos ko. Love you. Bye.

416
00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:34,541
Uy, Lyd, si Kym 'to.
Nandito kami sa bahay.

417
00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:36,000
Punta ka kung libre ka.

418
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,333
Wow.

419
00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:40,916
Ano'ng sasabihin ko?

420
00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:42,250
Pupunta ka?

421
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:45,166
Hindi.

422
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,416
Pero dapat sagutin ko.

423
00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:52,500
Oo. Kung gusto mong pumunta,
wala akong pakialam.

424
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:55,416
Tingin ko lang, masama sila,
pero nasa 'yo 'yan.

425
00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:58,750
- Baka pwede kang isama.
- Wag.

426
00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:02,291
Itatanong ko. Heto na.
Kita mo, tapos na. Oops. Sorry.

427
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:07,875
AYOS

428
00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:13,083
Diyos ko! Okay, Ma, pwede mo kaming
ihatid kina Kym Chang-Cohen?

429
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,708
- Teka. Pwede tayong dumaan sa bahay?
- Sige.

430
00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:18,666
- Regla.
- Isasama n'yo ba sina Tara at Nikki?

431
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:19,750
Ay.

432
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,458
Ay, parang hindi.

433
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:25,375
Masyado nang madami 'yon.

434
00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:26,833
- Oo nga.
- Oo.

435
00:24:36,833 --> 00:24:38,541
Sige. Bilis.

436
00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:39,708
- Hi, Ron.
- Hi.

437
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:42,166
- Magja-jacket ba ako?
- Wag. Saan ka pupunta?

438
00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:43,583
Kina Kym Chang-Cohen.

439
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:47,666
Wow. Pag pupunta sa bahay ng sikat,
umoo lang palagi. Wag excited.

440
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:48,750
- Salamat.
- Ayos.

441
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:52,875
Nag-iwan si Papa ng napkin sa kama mo.
Ang laki. Akala ko unan.

442
00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,083
Nagbibiro ka ba?

443
00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:55,750
Nakakatawa.

444
00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:04,291
Diyos ko.

445
00:25:04,291 --> 00:25:06,750
Tandaan. Wag tumutol. Wag excited.

446
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,416
Lydia, may crush ka ba?

447
00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:26,583
Wala, e. Kakaunti ang maaayos
na lalaki sa grade natin.

448
00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:27,625
Alam n'yo 'yon?

449
00:25:29,416 --> 00:25:31,333
A, lalaki lang ang gusto mo?

450
00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:35,458
- Parang.
- Straight din 'yong iba rito.

451
00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:36,541
Ayos.

452
00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:38,666
Hindi ako tumututol.

453
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:46,291
Ikaw, Stacy? Sino'ng gusto mo?

454
00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:49,750
Wala, e.

455
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:57,083
May kaunting party sa bahay bukas,
baka gusto n'yong pumunta.

456
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:58,625
Astig.

457
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:03,000
Punta kayo.
Masaya 'yon! Astig ang bahay nila.

458
00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:07,666
Este, ayos 'yon.

459
00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:12,083
Sige, kailangan na nating maghilamos.

460
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:14,708
- Gagayak pa tayo.
- Saan tayo pupunta?

461
00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,166
Sa bangin.

462
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:24,250
- Hindi pwede.
- Mag-iingat tayo.

463
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,458
Ayokong mamatay.

464
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,250
- Hindi pwedeng tumutol.
- Ano?

465
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,333
Wag kang excited!

466
00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:29,833
Pupunta si Andy doon.

467
00:26:34,041 --> 00:26:37,833
- Sige na, para sa akin?
- Naisama na kita rito. Kulang pa 'yon?

468
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,791
Hindi sa pang-aano.

469
00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:43,333
Sasama ba kayo o ano?

470
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,583
Oo, sasama ako.

471
00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:06,416
Sabi ni Mama,
bawal pa ako magpa-lip filler.

472
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,750
E di ipa-Botox mo na lang ang labi mo.

473
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:09,666
Oo nga.

474
00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:20,000
Uy, may dumating!

475
00:27:40,041 --> 00:27:41,333
Kumusta?

476
00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:44,458
Musta?

477
00:27:45,875 --> 00:27:48,208
- Hi, Stacy.
- Uy, Mateo.

478
00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,541
Nag-soccer kami,
tambak ang St. Catherine, 3-0.

479
00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:55,291
- Kahit pangit ang field nila.
- Oo nga, tabingi 'yon.

480
00:27:57,166 --> 00:28:01,250
Mismo. Kumusta 'yong ulo mo?

481
00:28:06,208 --> 00:28:08,875
Nasa katawan niya pa rin. Kaya...

482
00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:10,625
Mabuti naman.

483
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:13,166
Hindi ako nagsusuka, kaya, oo.

484
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,041
Anyways...

485
00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:20,250
Musta? Ako si Andy.

486
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:23,291
Alam ko. Magkaklase tayo
sa Hebrew school. Lydia.

487
00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:24,583
Talaga?

488
00:28:24,583 --> 00:28:25,875
Oo.

489
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:30,958
Hinahamon ko kayong tumalon! Sige na!

490
00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:32,250
Tatalon sa bangin?

491
00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:34,916
Mababalian ka ng paa at gulugod.

492
00:28:34,916 --> 00:28:37,250
Tumalon daw 'yong pinsan
ni Melissa Quinto,

493
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,291
kaya ilong na ang pang-text niya ngayon.

494
00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,166
Mukhang masaya 'yon.

495
00:28:42,791 --> 00:28:47,125
- Tatalon ako kung wala akong contacts.
- Akin na, hahawakan ko.

496
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:53,708
Ay shit. Tapos wala kang makikita.

497
00:28:56,416 --> 00:28:57,250
Ako na.

498
00:28:58,583 --> 00:28:59,416
Ano?

499
00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:03,916
Tatalon ka? Astig 'yon.

500
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:05,083
Tingnan natin.

501
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,333
Sige.

502
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,791
- Di nga.
- Shit.

503
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:14,750
- Pag tumalon siya, ideya ko 'yon.
- Paano kung mababaw 'yan?

504
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,375
- Hindi tutuloy 'yan.
- Di niya kaya 'yan.

505
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:36,708
- Pag namatay siya, wala tayo rito.
- Oo nga.

506
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,000
- Duwag naman siya.
- Natigilan siya.

507
00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:42,791
Stacy, sabi mo mag-iingat tayo. Please.

508
00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:44,208
Nanonood si Andy?

509
00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:49,125
Nanonood silang lahat!

510
00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:53,666
Friedman! Kaya mo 'yan! Sige na!

511
00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:56,625
- Sige na!
- Wag mong gawin 'to.

512
00:29:56,625 --> 00:30:00,250
Pag namatay ka, papatayin ako
ng parents mo. Stacy! Wag!

513
00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:12,125
- Diyos ko!
- Holy shit!

514
00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:13,791
- Diyos ko!
- Diyos ko po!

515
00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:19,208
Stacy!

516
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,166
- Stacy!
- Ay shit!

517
00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:23,708
Grabe!

518
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
Stacy!

519
00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:30,666
- Ideya ko 'yon!
- Tahimik!

520
00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:33,250
Uy, Stacy Friedman!

521
00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:35,541
Isa kang alamat!

522
00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:37,500
Ganyan ako!

523
00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:41,833
Ano 'yon?

524
00:30:48,125 --> 00:30:50,041
Nakakadiri.

525
00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:53,583
Naging Red Sea ang bangin dahil kay Stacy.

526
00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,833
Kalma. Regla lang 'yon.
Buwan-buwan nga 'yon, e.

527
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,375
Pangdalawang buwan 'yan.

528
00:31:03,375 --> 00:31:06,416
- Di mo kayang magkaregla, Aaron.
- Oo nga.

529
00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:08,458
Uy, ano'ng kasalanan ko?

530
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,291
Salamat at nakitawa ka pa.

531
00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:24,708
Hindi ako tumawa.

532
00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,083
Tumawa ka.

533
00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:28,916
Stacy, wala 'yon. Isuot mo na lang 'to.

534
00:31:28,916 --> 00:31:31,833
Nakakahiya 'yon!
Tiningnan ako ni Andy na parang...

535
00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:34,208
Astig ka! 'Yon ang iniisip nila.

536
00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:36,583
Hindi. Ayoko na sa kaniya.

537
00:31:38,458 --> 00:31:39,625
Oras.

538
00:31:39,625 --> 00:31:42,250
- Stacy, pag-isipan mo muna.
- Tapos na. Oras.

539
00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:47,166
5:23.

540
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:50,333
Hindi na crush
ni Stacy Friedman si Andy Goldfarb.

541
00:31:50,916 --> 00:31:54,041
Time of death, 5:23 p.m.

542
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,791
Okay, tara na nga.

543
00:31:55,791 --> 00:31:59,375
- Hindi na, sumama ka na sa friends mo.
- Ano'ng sinasabi mo?

544
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,708
Tumigil ka! Di mo ako ipinagtanggol!

545
00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:04,333
Pinigilan kita. Ayoko ngang pumunta rito.

546
00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:06,708
Dahil nayaya mo na sila sa party mo!

547
00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:10,125
- Ang drama mo ngayon!
- Ang wannabe mo ngayon!

548
00:32:11,916 --> 00:32:16,083
- Nilalamig na ako. Aalis na ako.
- Wow, Stacy. Di ko kaya.

549
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:17,583
Mas di ko kaya.

550
00:32:21,583 --> 00:32:24,416
- Ano'ng gagawin mo?
- Ipapadala ang invitations.

551
00:32:24,416 --> 00:32:27,708
Magpapakulay ako...
Uy, pakitawagan si DJ Schmuley?

552
00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:31,791
Gusto niya ng green room at per diem.
At baka nilandi niya ako.

553
00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,708
Baka suntukin ko siya.

554
00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:35,708
- Sige.
- Ako na kay Schmuley.

555
00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:37,916
Uy, manonood ako ng sine. Sama ka?

556
00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:41,166
Weird 'yon pag tatay ko ang kasama ko.

557
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:44,125
Ayaw mo na akong makasama?
May lakad ka ba?

558
00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:48,041
Darating si Zaara, mag-o-online shop kami,
tapos iidlip sa labas.

559
00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:52,500
- Hindi 'yon weird para sa 'yo?
- Pagod kami sa school!

560
00:32:53,666 --> 00:32:57,416
Mahal, mag-quality time kayo
ng bunso mo na mahal ka pa rin.

561
00:32:57,416 --> 00:32:58,833
- Okay.
- Okay? Enjoy.

562
00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:00,166
Nakakatakot 'to.

563
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,416
- Miss na kita, Pa!
- Talaga? Magaling.

564
00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:17,541
<i>Diyos ko!</i>

565
00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:31,208
LYDIA
PUPUNTA KA PA BA?

566
00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:36,333
SORRY TALAGA
HINDI DAPAT AKO TUMAWA

567
00:33:37,750 --> 00:33:40,250
- Ready ka na, nak?
- Sandali lang, Pa!

568
00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:44,500
GINO-GHOST MO TALAGA AKO?

569
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:51,708
SORRY DIN

570
00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:57,333
MAG-USAP TAYO SA SCHOOL
WALA PA AKO SA MOOD

571
00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:59,875
Wag mong gawin sa 'kin 'to. Tara na!

572
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:01,041
Papunta na!

573
00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:08,666
Bubie, excited na ako.
Excited ako sa popcorn. Maraming butter.

574
00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:11,416
Magagalit ako pag naubos ko na.

575
00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:14,583
- Magmamantika ang mukha ko.
- Pwede bang hindi sumama?

576
00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:17,833
Bakit? Ayaw mo ring
makita kang kasama ako?

577
00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:21,041
Kakausapin ko si Lydia.
Pwede mo akong ihatid?

578
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,166
Sige.

579
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:29,166
Ano'ng problema? May iniisip ka ba?
Ayos lang 'yan. Kung ano man 'yan.

580
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:33,791
Ayan. Wag mong sabihin kay Mama.
Magkape ka.

581
00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:37,666
Isang higop... Nadali ka.

582
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:44,666
- Sige. Enjoy. I love you.
- Salamat po. Love you.

583
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,666
Mag-iisa na lang ako sa sine,

584
00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:49,583
iiyak at kakain ng isang balde
ng Sour Patch Kids!

585
00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:52,041
- Ayos!
- Mag-text ka pag kailangan mo ako.

586
00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:53,166
Opo!

587
00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:45,625
- Uy, Stacy, alam mo 'to.
- Paano i-on ang jacuzzi jet?

588
00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:48,000
Nasa pantry ang switch.

589
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
- Sa pantry?
- Pantry?

590
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,583
Diyos ko.

591
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:14,416
Diyos ko.

592
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,125
- Stacy!
- Naku. Kagulo na.

593
00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:27,791
Stacy.

594
00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:29,791
Stacy, siya ang humalik!

595
00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:31,375
Di mo naman siya gusto!

596
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:34,916
Para kayong si David
at Bathsheba, ahas ka.

597
00:36:34,916 --> 00:36:36,541
- Sorry. Di ko...
- Tumigil ka!

598
00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:38,333
Magpapaliwanag ako.

599
00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:42,875
Hindi! Ipapaliwanag ko sa 'yo.
Una, hindi na tayo magkaibigan.

600
00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:47,208
Pangalawa, hindi ko gagawin
ang entrance video mo.

601
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:50,666
- Stacy.
- Ay! At isa pa,

602
00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:56,708
Lydia Rodriguez Katz,
hindi ka imbitado sa bat mitzvah ko.

603
00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:01,250
Mabuti! Mag-enjoy ka sana.

604
00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:11,708
<i>Dear, God, si Stacy Friedman 'to.</i>

605
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:15,416
<i>Ano ba?</i>

606
00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:17,958
<i>Bakit ganito?</i>

607
00:37:20,458 --> 00:37:24,291
PWEDE BA TAYONG MAG-USAP?
KAILANGAN KONG MAGPALIWANAG.

608
00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:55,375
Okay, bye, Stacy.

609
00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:01,833
Naku, Z. Ayos lang. Matulog ka pa.
Ayos ka lang. Promise.

610
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,291
Stacy, sandali. Stace, saglit lang.

611
00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:17,083
Ano'ng nangyari?

612
00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:19,791
Tintanong kami
kung kailangan mo ng napkin.

613
00:38:19,791 --> 00:38:21,958
- Ayos lang ako.
- Sigurado ka, Stace?

614
00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:24,583
Boyfriend na ng best friend mo
ang crush mo.

615
00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:26,583
Hindi pa sila. Halik lang 'yon.

616
00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:28,791
Hinipo niya raw
ang ilalim ng dede niya kanina.

617
00:38:28,791 --> 00:38:30,541
- Tara...
- Ayos lang 'yon.

618
00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:32,583
Tsismis talaga. Walang katapusan.

619
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:59,916
- Okay, kailan nagsimula 'yon?
- Sa party niya noong weekend.

620
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:03,583
- Nagpa-party nga siya?
- Siguro. Hindi tayo imbitado.

621
00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:06,083
Naku, pinagtawanan nga nila ako

622
00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:08,416
noong muntik akong mamatay sa bangin.

623
00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:11,000
Kasama n'yo si Andy ro'n?

624
00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:15,208
Ay, sa bangin lang 'yon. Biglaan.

625
00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:19,750
- Tara na nga, Tara.
- Sige.

626
00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:25,500
Okay, pag-uusapan natin ang <i>tikkun olam</i>.

627
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:26,791
Alam n'yo ba 'yon?

628
00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:28,458
Kym!

629
00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:30,958
Kung may Diyos, bakit may climate change?

630
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,791
Magandang tanong 'yan...

631
00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:38,750
Bakit bawal ang straight sa gay TikTok?

632
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:42,125
Kung mahal ako ng Diyos,
bakit lagi akong may pimples?

633
00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:44,000
Bakit paiba-iba ang charger ng Apple?

634
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,333
Ba't nagkamali sa pag-opera
ang doktor ng papa ko?

635
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,666
At bakit kasama ko sa kwarto si Lola?

636
00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:56,458
Okay. Mukhang maipapaliwanag ko
ang pimples at climate change at TikTok.

637
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,583
- Nakakatakot siya minsan.
- Di ba?

638
00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:02,125
Pakanta!

639
00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:08,333
<i>Kung totoo ang Diyos, bakit may digmaan?</i>

640
00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:12,041
<i>Bakit walang katarungan?</i>

641
00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:14,500
<i>Bakit mahirap ang mga tao?</i>

642
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:20,625
<i>At bakit nagkaroon ako ng yeast infection</i>

643
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:25,833
<i>sa loob ng 11 taon.</i>

644
00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,583
<i>Malinaw ang sagot.</i>

645
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:35,625
<i>Ang Diyos ay random.</i>

646
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,208
<i>Ang Diyos ay random sauce.</i>

647
00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:38,375
Sabay-sabay!

648
00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:42,208
<i>Ang Diyos ay random.</i>

649
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:46,375
Ang prayer book n'yo ay ang playbill,
cutie-pops, bongga.

650
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:04,125
7th_GRADE_TSISMIS
ILABAS NA 'YAN - ANONYMOUS 'TO

651
00:41:05,541 --> 00:41:09,625
MAY MAHABANG ITIM NA BUHOK
SA UTONG SI LYDIA

652
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:12,416
<i>Seema!</i>

653
00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:17,458
Ano'ng sabi ko
tungkol sa paggamit ng phone?

654
00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:21,333
Di ba? Alam ni Aaron 'yan. Apir.

655
00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:24,791
- Oo, <i>baruch hashem</i>, Aaron.
- Opo, sir.

656
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:34,125
Sige, ano'ng problema, miss?

657
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,916
Mabait at magalang kang bata.

658
00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:39,916
Ngayon, puro ka phone.
Di nagpapraktis ng portion.

659
00:41:39,916 --> 00:41:42,333
Kausapin mo ako. Ano'ng nangyayari?

660
00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:47,375
Alam mo ba ang portion mo?
Naiintindihan mo ba ang <i>Ki Tisa</i>?

661
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:50,750
Oo. Puro tungkol sa golden calf,
mga gano'n.

662
00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:55,916
Oo, pero tungkol din 'yon
sa pagiging indibidwal na tao.

663
00:41:55,916 --> 00:41:58,375
Tungkol sa pananagutan.

664
00:41:58,375 --> 00:42:00,291
Mga usaping pangmatanda, di ba?

665
00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:01,916
Huhulaan ko.

666
00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:04,666
Di mo pa nagagawa
ang mitzvah project mo, 'no?

667
00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:07,166
Namimili na ako.

668
00:42:07,166 --> 00:42:10,541
<i>Seema</i>, mas maaga mong gagawin
ang mitzvah mo,

669
00:42:10,541 --> 00:42:13,083
na isang kabutihan at commandment,

670
00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:15,583
mas maaga kang mapapanatag.

671
00:42:17,458 --> 00:42:20,291
Ire-reward ako ng Diyos
pag nag-mitzvah ako?

672
00:42:20,291 --> 00:42:22,583
- Hindi reward...
- Ibibigay ang gusto ko?

673
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,208
Hindi 'yon ang sinabi ko.

674
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,875
Salamat po sa tulong. Makagawa na nga.

675
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,000
Teka. Hindi!

676
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,208
- Sisimulan ko na po!
- Pwedeng pabili ng Gatorade?

677
00:42:41,166 --> 00:42:43,125
FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS PARA SA ASO

678
00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:48,250
PAG-FLUSH NG DUMI
SA MGA BANYO SA SHCOOL

679
00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,541
Uy, pwedeng maupo?

680
00:42:49,541 --> 00:42:50,458
Sige.

681
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,625
MAKIPAGBATI KAY LYDIA?

682
00:43:11,541 --> 00:43:12,458
Uy.

683
00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:16,125
Bakit kaya sinasabi ng mga tao

684
00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:19,833
na magfo-floss sila
gamit ang buhok sa utong ko? Ha, Stacy?

685
00:43:20,791 --> 00:43:21,625
Ewan.

686
00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:24,875
Pinagtatawanan na ako

687
00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:28,250
sa hallway, sinasabihan ng, "Spider-nips."

688
00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:30,958
At least hindi "Si Aunt Flow
at ang Madugong Napkin!"

689
00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:32,291
Pero nangyari 'yon, Stacy.

690
00:43:32,291 --> 00:43:35,250
- Malay ko bang walang buhok ang utong mo?
- Alam mong wala!

691
00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:40,500
Bakit naging kayo?
Akala ko halik lang 'yon?

692
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,666
At saka wag mong gagayahin
si Rabbi Rebecca kay Andy.

693
00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:45,958
Ako ang gumagawa no'n, gaya-gaya!

694
00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:49,416
At ako ang bida, cutie-pops, bongga!

695
00:43:50,833 --> 00:43:53,708
Siyang-siya nga! Si Cantor Jerry naman.

696
00:43:54,375 --> 00:43:58,625
- Hindi ko kaya 'yon.
- Boo!

697
00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:01,916
- Ronnie?
- Manok?

698
00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:04,541
Patulong naman sa mitzvah project?
ASAP 'to.

699
00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:07,416
May ginagawa ako. Uy, chicken Parmesan!

700
00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:08,416
Tama.

701
00:44:08,416 --> 00:44:11,291
Bakit di kayo tumulong ni Lydia
sa mga palaboy

702
00:44:11,291 --> 00:44:13,458
o mag-volunteer sa animal shelter?

703
00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:16,041
Bat mitzvah project ko 'to,
hindi kasama si Lydia.

704
00:44:16,041 --> 00:44:17,208
Tungkol 'to sa akin.

705
00:44:17,208 --> 00:44:19,375
'Yan ang sinabi mo
tungkol sa egg roll piñata.

706
00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:21,041
- At sa damit.
- At sa buhok mo.

707
00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:23,125
Manahimik ka, Zaara.
Bakit lagi kang nandito?

708
00:44:23,125 --> 00:44:24,375
Uy.

709
00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:27,041
Hindi n'yo naiintindihan
kung gaano kaimportante 'to.

710
00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:30,916
Pinakamadrama sa lahat.

711
00:44:30,916 --> 00:44:33,750
- Tama.
- Diyos ko! Hindi nakakatawa.

712
00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,208
Tigilan n'yo siya.

713
00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:52,500
Diyos ko.

714
00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:00,166
Ano ba?

715
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,500
LYDIA VIDEOS
NAKAKAHIYA WAG IPAKITA!!!

716
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:20,750
<i>Kung kayo 'yan ng lalaki,
ano'ng gagawin mo?</i>

717
00:45:25,416 --> 00:45:27,333
<i>I-close up natin 'yan.</i>

718
00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:28,791
<i>Tingnan mo 'yan.</i>

719
00:45:32,958 --> 00:45:36,458
<i>- Ba't lagi mong ginagawa 'yan?
- Gusto ko ang amoy ng paa ko!</i>

720
00:45:36,458 --> 00:45:39,666
<i>- Para siyang lawnmower.
- Ang lakas!</i>

721
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,208
<i>Nakuha mo 'yong buo?</i>

722
00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:45,875
<i>- 'Yong buong sipon.
- Teka. Burahin mo 'yan.</i>

723
00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:47,083
<i>Ganito ako humalik.</i>

724
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:50,000
<i>Pipisain niya ang pimple niya.</i>

725
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,916
<i>Diyos ko, naihi yata ako.</i>

726
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:55,416
<i>Bwisit sina Kym at Megan at Anya.
Mga tanga sila.</i>

727
00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:56,916
<i>Mabalahibo ang paa niya.</i>

728
00:46:01,833 --> 00:46:03,875
<i>Umutot ka na ba sa harapan?</i>

729
00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:06,000
<i>- Oo, sa pepe mo?
- Juicy 'to!</i>

730
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,958
<i>- Gusto n'yong makita? Maghahanda ako.
- Patingin.</i>

731
00:46:08,958 --> 00:46:10,708
<i>Di nga. May exercise ka?</i>

732
00:46:11,416 --> 00:46:13,083
<i>Naku, kawawang Nikki.</i>

733
00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:20,541
<i>- Pinakita ko lang kung paano mag-queef.
- Quee...</i>

734
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:37,833
<i>Wag mong 'tong ipakita sa iba.
Promise, pag ipinakita mo 'to,</i>

735
00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:39,083
<i>papatayin kita.</i>

736
00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:41,833
<i>- Naiintindihan mo?
- Di ko gagawin 'yon.</i>

737
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,833
<i>- Sige, mabuti.
- Love you.</i>

738
00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,875
<i>Uy, seryoso ako. Delikado 'to.</i>

739
00:46:51,625 --> 00:46:53,416
<i>Pareho silang baliw.</i>

740
00:46:53,416 --> 00:46:55,750
<i>Stacy, tama na ang paghalik kay Lydia.</i>

741
00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:58,666
<i>Aw, ang cute!</i>

742
00:46:58,666 --> 00:47:02,083
<i>Salamat sa panonood. Bye!</i>

743
00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:22,375
Diyos ko...

744
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:37,083
Ayos! Mazel tov kay Benjamin!

745
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:42,000
Uy, Schmuley!

746
00:47:42,583 --> 00:47:43,583
Kumusta?

747
00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:46,166
Pwedeng "Don't Stop Believing" ng Journey?

748
00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:50,750
Whoa. Aray ko naman.

749
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:55,416
Umalis ka nga rito!
Si Schmuley ang bahala sa tugtugan!

750
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:02,375
Mag-ingay, party people!

751
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:19,083
- Ah. Oo.
- Masyadong maingay rito.

752
00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:23,500
Alam mo, hindi kami nagdusa
sa mga bat mitzvah noong panahon namin.

753
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:27,666
Nag-celebrate lang kami
kasama ang pamilya, tapos dalaga ka na.

754
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,666
- Oo nga.
- Walang bat mitzvah pag babae?

755
00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:33,833
Hindi raw kailangan dahil
isinilang ang babae sa kaharian ng Diyos.

756
00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:37,333
Nanloloko lang siya. Gusto lang makatipid.

757
00:48:37,833 --> 00:48:39,125
Talaga...

758
00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:44,458
Sige na. Go.

759
00:48:45,916 --> 00:48:48,958
Walang kupas 'yan.
Napanood n'yo 'yong <i>Evil Dead 2</i>?

760
00:48:48,958 --> 00:48:51,541
- Oo. Walang kwenta.
- Parang kayo.

761
00:48:51,541 --> 00:48:53,875
Pwedeng hayaan n'yo kaming manood?

762
00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:55,500
Sige.

763
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,041
Ano'ng mayro'n?
Bakit ka sumasama sa matatanda?

764
00:49:16,041 --> 00:49:19,083
- Ba't di ka sumama sa friends mo?
- Masakit ang tiyan ko.

765
00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:22,541
Masakit ang tiyan mo?
Sige. Ikukuha kita ng salabat.

766
00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:25,666
Hindi ka mainit. Ayos ka lang.

767
00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:28,833
Hindi masakit ang tiyan mo.

768
00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:33,041
Bakit di kayo magkasama ni Lydia?

769
00:49:33,041 --> 00:49:34,083
Traydor siya.

770
00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:37,416
Hinalikan niya ang crush ko,
tapos hinawakan ang ilalim ng suso niya.

771
00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:41,708
- Ay.
- Ilalim ng suso. Marami ako niyan.

772
00:49:41,708 --> 00:49:45,208
Ilalim, ibabaw, gilid, likod, lahat.

773
00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:46,500
Ah.

774
00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,708
Alam mo, <i>bubelah</i>, noong bata pa ako,

775
00:49:48,708 --> 00:49:52,375
nag-away kami ng best friend kong
si Susie Rebenstock dahil sa lalaki,

776
00:49:52,375 --> 00:49:54,125
tapos di ko na siya kinausap.

777
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:57,208
Fifty years later, nakasalubong ko
ang kuya niya sa Zabar's.

778
00:49:57,208 --> 00:50:00,083
Tumalon pala siya
sa building noong 32 siya.

779
00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:03,041
Hinayaan kong masira kami sa lalaki,

780
00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:05,833
tapos ngayon, patay na siya
sa ibaba ng Chrysler Building.

781
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:07,250
Diyos ko.

782
00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:10,166
- McDonald's 'yon.
- Kahit ano! Basta 'yon.

783
00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:13,375
Ang sinasabi ko lang,
dapat magkakampi tayong mga babae!

784
00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:14,625
- Oo nga.
- Tama.

785
00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:24,666
Megan!

786
00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:28,958
Okay. Heto na, <i>Tatala</i>.

787
00:50:28,958 --> 00:50:30,500
- Salamat po.
- Sige.

788
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:31,791
- Hi po.
- Hello.

789
00:50:31,791 --> 00:50:33,291
- Uy.
- Hello po.

790
00:50:34,833 --> 00:50:38,583
Pwedeng mahingi ang rolls n'yo?
Para sa lola ni Andy Goldfarb.

791
00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:39,958
Ayos 'yan, ha.

792
00:50:39,958 --> 00:50:42,041
- Magalang kang bata.
- Ang sweet mo.

793
00:50:42,041 --> 00:50:43,666
- O, basketball rolls.
- Salamat.

794
00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:46,125
Bakit mo bibigyan ang lola ni Andy?

795
00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:48,291
Puro Jell-O kasi sa retirement home.

796
00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:52,333
Naisip kong mag-ipon ng pagkain
na madadala ni Andy bukas.

797
00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:56,583
Nasa retirement home ang lola ni Andy?
Ayos 'yon.

798
00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:58,833
Teka, bakit ayos?

799
00:51:21,375 --> 00:51:22,875
Nandito na ang mga libro!

800
00:51:32,416 --> 00:51:35,041
Andy? Uy!

801
00:51:35,916 --> 00:51:36,750
Uy.

802
00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:40,375
Ano'ng ginagawa mo rito?

803
00:51:40,375 --> 00:51:42,333
Dumadalaw lang sa lola ko.

804
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:46,333
Natutulog pa siya,
kaya naghihintay ako ng sundo rito.

805
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,541
Ang sweet mo naman.

806
00:51:48,541 --> 00:51:51,833
Babawiin ni mama ang Xbox ko
pag di ako bumisita. Kaya...

807
00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:54,541
Kaya...

808
00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:59,291
- Excited ka na sa bar mitzvah mo?
- Ayos lang.

809
00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:00,791
Astig.

810
00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:06,916
Oo, pero si Lydia, tinatarayan ako

811
00:52:06,916 --> 00:52:09,958
kasi di siya makakasali sa dance contest.

812
00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:14,083
Ayoko talaga 'yong pagka-competitive niya.
Bakit di na lang sumayaw?

813
00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:17,666
Nagsa-soccer ako,
at medyo competitive ang soccer.

814
00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:21,541
Sport ang soccer. Art ang sayaw.

815
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,208
Totoo.

816
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:25,791
Real talk.

817
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:27,791
<i>Andy Goldfarb.</i>

818
00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:32,541
- Nandito na 'yong Uber ko. Alis na ako.
- Okay. Ingat.

819
00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:33,833
Sige, astig.

820
00:52:36,958 --> 00:52:38,500
- Uy.
- Yo!

821
00:52:39,541 --> 00:52:41,500
- Napakabagal!
- Diyos ko.

822
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:45,416
Ako pa? Ha ha, tanda! Goldfarb rules!

823
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:49,125
Hinihintay ko pa rin ang libro!

824
00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,375
Nandito lang, o.

825
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,583
Ayoko niyan.

826
00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:04,416
Hello, Joe. Pwede mo bang
i-refill ang popcorn ko? Extra butter.

827
00:53:05,041 --> 00:53:06,041
Sige.

828
00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:12,958
<i>Gusto ko 'tong Carnivale theme,
pero pinakamaganda ang Candyland theme mo.</i>

829
00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:15,875
<i>Lalo 'yong New York theme mo,
mapapahiya ang buong school!</i>

830
00:53:15,875 --> 00:53:16,958
<i>Oo nga.</i>

831
00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:20,416
<i>- Bakit ang dami nating kinaing Twizzler?
- Ewan ko!</i>

832
00:53:20,416 --> 00:53:21,500
Uy, Stacy.

833
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,291
Ay, uy, Mateo.

834
00:53:23,291 --> 00:53:26,333
Grabe, 'no,
walang bar o bat mitzvah ngayon?

835
00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:28,250
Makakapanood pa ng sine.

836
00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:31,583
- Ano'ng panonoorin mo?
- Ewan ko kay Andy.

837
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,625
- Nandito si Andy?
- Oo.

838
00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:39,208
- Sorry, sira ang butter nozzle.
- Wag na lang.

839
00:53:39,208 --> 00:53:41,541
- Hindi. Mahilig ka sa butter.
- Wag na.

840
00:53:41,541 --> 00:53:43,583
Kukuha ako ng coat hanger.

841
00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,375
- Akin na nga!
- Stacy Friedman.

842
00:53:45,375 --> 00:53:47,541
Uy, Kym! Kumusta?

843
00:53:48,250 --> 00:53:51,208
Uy, musta? Musta ang negosyong libro?

844
00:53:51,208 --> 00:53:53,000
Lumalakas. May Xbox ka pa?

845
00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:54,416
Siyempre.

846
00:53:54,416 --> 00:53:55,625
'Yon ang ayos.

847
00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:59,000
<i>Bubie</i>, bakit ang tagal mo?

848
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,625
Galit ba siya dahil nagpa-refill tayo?
Nasa'n na siya?

849
00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:06,500
Uy, nandito ang friends mo.
Kumusta kayo? Nice to see you.

850
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:09,958
- Ganda ng robe mo, pare!
- Uy, gusto niya ang porma ko.

851
00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:11,125
Ganda ng taste mo.

852
00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:13,166
Kukuha lang ako ng kumot

853
00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:15,500
sa kotse dahil ang lamig sa loob.

854
00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:18,541
Pwede tayong magyakapan,
gaya ng dati. Okay?

855
00:54:18,541 --> 00:54:21,833
Masaya 'yon, 'no? Yakapan?
Alam mo 'yon, tol?

856
00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:24,416
- Ano...
- Magkita tayo sa loob.

857
00:54:24,416 --> 00:54:26,583
- Kumusta ka na, anak?
- Hi.

858
00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:29,500
- Love ya. Kumusta sa parents mo.
- Sige po.

859
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,125
- Miss na kita.
- See you po.

860
00:54:32,875 --> 00:54:34,000
Uy... Ay...

861
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:46,750
Stacy! Nandito na kami.

862
00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:50,291
Nadisgrasya ka ba?

863
00:54:50,291 --> 00:54:53,416
- Nakakain ng mani? Allergy?
- Para kang IG filter.

864
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:55,208
Nireregla ba ang mukha mo?

865
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:56,666
Tumahimik kayo. Pasok.

866
00:54:57,166 --> 00:54:59,708
- Ano 'yang suot mo?
- Di kita maintindihan.

867
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:00,666
Guys...

868
00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:09,000
Tara, nakikita 'yong ilaw sa camera. Okay.

869
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,583
- Itaas mo. Dapat glowing ako.
- Di ko kaya.

870
00:55:11,583 --> 00:55:14,500
Akala ko talaga gagawa lang tayo ng slime.

871
00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:15,916
Dalaga na tayo.

872
00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:17,875
Mamaya siguro.

873
00:55:18,458 --> 00:55:19,375
Ganito kaya?

874
00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:23,166
- Parang namatayan ng isda.
- Ibahin mo.

875
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:25,041
- Sige.
- Ayan.

876
00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:30,500
Akitin mo ako. Okay? Akitin mo lang ako.
Ayan. Pak na pak.

877
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,750
Guys, ang baduy nito.

878
00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:35,416
Akala ko magiging iconic trio tayo.

879
00:55:35,416 --> 00:55:37,333
Kasi iniwan ka na ni Lydia.

880
00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:42,041
Naku. Mukha kang namatayan
ng lahat ng isda sa mundo.

881
00:55:42,041 --> 00:55:45,583
Ayos lang. Mag-picture na lang tayo
tapos magbihis.

882
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:47,958
- May iba pang damit?
- 'Yan... Okay. Oo.

883
00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:51,875
- Seryoso ka?
- Naku, Stace.

884
00:55:51,875 --> 00:55:53,875
Uy, ano'ng nangyayari?

885
00:55:55,125 --> 00:55:56,166
Nagpapa-picture.

886
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:57,666
Mukha kang baliw.

887
00:55:57,666 --> 00:56:00,583
Bibili kami ng boba
tapos manonood ng <i>Evil Dead 2</i>,

888
00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:02,833
- baka gusto n'yong sumama.
- Oo, teka...

889
00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:03,875
- Thank God.
- Oo!

890
00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:05,833
Ano'ng nangyari sa kilikili mo?

891
00:56:05,833 --> 00:56:08,250
Nag-ahit ako. Hindi naging maganda.

892
00:56:08,958 --> 00:56:11,083
Ayos lang! Hindi ko kayo kailangan.

893
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:20,625
Ang saya ng puzzles, 'no?

894
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,083
Corny ang puzzles.

895
00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:24,958
Totoo.

896
00:56:32,666 --> 00:56:35,791
May tanong ako.
Magaling bang humalik si Lydia?

897
00:56:37,333 --> 00:56:38,208
Ayos lang.

898
00:56:39,208 --> 00:56:40,666
Ayos lang? Ha.

899
00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:43,500
Baka dahil first kiss ka niya.

900
00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,708
Hindi, sabi niya, marami na siyang
nahalikan noon.

901
00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:48,416
Sa camp?

902
00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:50,250
Oo.

903
00:56:50,250 --> 00:56:54,333
Mukha bang may karanasan
ang teknik niyang nakatikom ang bibig?

904
00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:57,791
Hindi, para siyang humahaliik
sa stuffed toy o kung ano.

905
00:56:57,791 --> 00:57:01,750
Pag ginagalaw ko ang kamay ko,
tumatawa siya, nakikiliti siya.

906
00:57:02,541 --> 00:57:04,500
Ang tiyaga mo naman.

907
00:57:05,083 --> 00:57:06,125
Para kang santo.

908
00:57:07,833 --> 00:57:08,708
Totoo.

909
00:57:12,916 --> 00:57:15,625
- Twenty points para sa 'kin.
- Ayos, La.

910
00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:18,708
Kunan ko kayo
para maipakita mo sa mama mo?

911
00:57:19,375 --> 00:57:22,041
Sige, maganda 'yan.

912
00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:25,041
Sige.

913
00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:33,500
- Ayos, Lola.
- Nakakatawa.

914
00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:36,125
Ipapakita ko kay Rabbi Rebecca.

915
00:57:36,125 --> 00:57:38,125
Mitzvah project ko kasi 'to.

916
00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:40,125
- Kaya pala.
- I-send ko sa 'yo.

917
00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:43,291
- Sige ba.
- Naku. May naipadala akong iba.

918
00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:45,375
- Wag mong pansinin.
<i>- Andy Goldfarb.</i>

919
00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:54,666
Ayos.

920
00:58:00,083 --> 00:58:02,791
- Masyadong malaki 'yan.
- Okey-dokey.

921
00:58:04,625 --> 00:58:07,166
Bakit hindi mo subukan 'yong strapless?

922
00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:12,041
Kumusta ang entrance video ni Lydia?

923
00:58:13,416 --> 00:58:15,958
- Natapos ko na no'ng weekend.
- Ayos!

924
00:58:16,666 --> 00:58:17,541
Hindi.

925
00:58:17,541 --> 00:58:18,791
Bakit hindi?

926
00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:20,458
Hindi lang.

927
00:58:20,458 --> 00:58:22,750
Sige, subukan mo 'yong huli.

928
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,333
Ayoko, ang pangit no'n!

929
00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:25,500
Subukan mo lang!

930
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:26,750
Diyos ko.

931
00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:29,625
Ang pangit, Ma.

932
00:58:29,625 --> 00:58:31,583
Baka gumanda pag suot mo na.

933
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:36,250
Uy.

934
00:58:37,458 --> 00:58:38,375
Alam mo?

935
00:58:39,791 --> 00:58:41,000
Gusto ko 'to.

936
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,125
Mukha akong tagatawag ng bata sa school

937
00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:46,125
pag may naaksidenteng magulang.

938
00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:47,750
Madalas mangyari 'yon?

939
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,666
Pwedeng ito na lang?
Sige na. Pangarap ko 'to.

940
00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:54,333
Mas mahal 'yan sa bahay natin.

941
00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:57,083
So mumurahin ang isusuot
sa harapan ng Diyos.

942
00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,416
Hindi mumurahin 'yan.

943
00:58:58,416 --> 00:58:59,916
Makatuwiran lang.

944
00:59:00,541 --> 00:59:03,250
'Yan ang gusto kong marinig.

945
00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:05,625
"Wow, Stacy, mukha kang makatuwiran."

946
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:07,541
Alam mo? Maganda 'to,

947
00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:12,541
sakto sa temple, at tama ang presyo. At...

948
00:59:12,541 --> 00:59:15,875
Wag mo nang sabihin, Ma.
Please, parang awa mo na.

949
00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:19,791
- Bibilhin na natin 'to.
- Diyos ko! Panira ka!

950
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:22,541
Ang pangit, Ma.

951
00:59:23,333 --> 00:59:26,791
- Swipe ba 'to o chip?
- Chip.

952
00:59:26,791 --> 00:59:30,166
Ayos na? Okay. Teka, mali ba?

953
00:59:32,916 --> 00:59:36,916
- Bakit? Pareho tayo ng kulay.
- Hindi tayo magpapareho ng kulay, Ma.

954
00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:39,000
- Ayoko. Nakakahiya.
- Okay. Hindi.

955
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,416
Parang damit ng guidance counselor.

956
00:59:41,416 --> 00:59:43,875
- Okay.
- Please, ayokong isuot 'yan.

957
00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:47,125
- Oo, ako ang bahala.
- Eli!

958
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,458
- Ano?
- Ano sa tingin mo?

959
00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,208
Rudy, sandali lang.

960
00:59:51,708 --> 00:59:54,041
Nasa family function ako o kung ano.

961
00:59:54,916 --> 00:59:59,166
Oo, ang ganda ng damit, anak.
'Yong pinakamaganda dapat.

962
00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:01,500
Ni hindi mo alam ang pinag-uusapan.

963
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:04,416
'Yan ang pinakamaganda. Tulad mo, anak.

964
01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:07,541
Absuwelto na ako! Wee!

965
01:00:07,541 --> 01:00:10,333
Okay, oo, maganda na ang presyo mo.

966
01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,708
Ma, tara na?

967
01:00:13,708 --> 01:00:15,833
Oo, okay. Kunin mo 'yong damit.

968
01:00:15,833 --> 01:00:17,541
- Salamat.
- Sige.

969
01:00:17,541 --> 01:00:18,875
Ayos. Nakamura tayo.

970
01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:20,750
Nasaan si Papa? Di ko maalala...

971
01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:21,958
- Hindi.
- Gabi!

972
01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:22,875
Bree?!

973
01:00:22,875 --> 01:00:24,500
Lydia! Nandito si Lydia...

974
01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:26,583
Uy! Tagal nating hindi nagkita!

975
01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:27,833
Hi!

976
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:31,291
Tayo talaga 'yong huli nang
bumibili ng damit.

977
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:32,916
Bakit mo aagahan, di ba?

978
01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:35,416
Kumusta? Si Stace?

979
01:00:35,416 --> 01:00:39,166
Okay lang. Miss ko na si Lydia.
Tagal na niyang di bumibisita.

980
01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:42,125
Eli! Nice to see you. Kumusta?

981
01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:44,375
Ayos naman. Magdi-divorce na kami.

982
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,875
Oo nga. Nabalitaan ko... Nakakalungkot.

983
01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:50,041
Hindi. Nasa anim na dating app ako.

984
01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,333
Anim? Wow, ang dami.

985
01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:57,500
- Hiniwalayan ako ni Andy.
- Ikinalulungkot ko. Perfect sana kayo.

986
01:00:58,375 --> 01:01:02,375
Hindi na raw niya kaya
'yong kiliti at halik ko.

987
01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:04,916
Malungkot nga 'yan.

988
01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:09,458
Nalaman niya raw
na wala naman akong nahalikan sa camp.

989
01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:13,208
Nagsinungaling ka nga. Kaya...

990
01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:20,291
See you sa temple?

991
01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:21,875
- Sige.
- Okay.

992
01:01:21,875 --> 01:01:24,291
Anyhoo. Geh.

993
01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:26,583
- Happy shopping.
- Sige!

994
01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:28,583
- Bye, Eli! Enjoy sa dating apps.
- Oo.

995
01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,625
- Bye, Stacy.
- See you! Halika na.

996
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:33,375
Sino na nga 'yon?

997
01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:35,083
Si Bree.

998
01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:36,375
Ano ka ba?

999
01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:39,666
Umayos ka nga, Eli.

1000
01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:42,791
'Yong tatay ni Stacy, si Danny,
kung naaalala mo,

1001
01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:47,083
na kilala natin mula pa noong kinder,
may pakialam sa bawat detalye!

1002
01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:48,791
Talaga?

1003
01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:52,666
Aling detalye ba?

1004
01:01:55,458 --> 01:01:58,708
- Pagod siya sa pagiging mabuting ama.
- Wish mo lang.

1005
01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:01,375
Mag-ice cream tayo?

1006
01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:05,708
- Nag-ice cream na kayo?
- Hindi pa.

1007
01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:35,041
<i>Ano 'yon,</i> Seema<i>?</i>

1008
01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:37,333
- Pwede pong magbanyo?
<i>- Oo, pwede.</i>

1009
01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:41,000
<i>Mag-weewee, pero bilisan mo.</i>

1010
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,250
<i>Bilisan mo.</i>

1011
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,125
- Salamat!
- Bravo! Pak na pak!

1012
01:02:55,041 --> 01:02:59,041
May nakakaalam ba sa halaga
ng tugtog na 'yon?

1013
01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:02,416
Sige, Andy, ipaliwanag mo.

1014
01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:05,208
Kailangan ko ring magbanyo.

1015
01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,833
Bakit hindi pa umihi
bago pumasok sa klase?

1016
01:03:07,833 --> 01:03:09,750
Sige, Andy, pero bilisan mo!

1017
01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:13,000
<i>- Bilisan mo.
- Bilisan mo.</i>

1018
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,125
<i>Bilisan mo.</i>

1019
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:18,583
<i>Go, Andy.</i>

1020
01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:22,375
<i>Good luck, Andy.</i>

1021
01:03:22,375 --> 01:03:27,583
<i>Sana hindi ka ma-jebs!</i>

1022
01:03:30,416 --> 01:03:32,625
Si Mr. Mateo!

1023
01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:37,125
- Mr. Potatoes.
- Mr. Potato.

1024
01:03:37,125 --> 01:03:38,125
Uy, Stacy!

1025
01:03:38,125 --> 01:03:41,666
Grabe, hindi ka Jewish,
pero mas madalas ka sa temple.

1026
01:03:41,666 --> 01:03:44,375
Oo, nagsisimba ako tuwing Linggo.

1027
01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:48,375
Gusto ko lang ding punan 'yong ibang araw
ng kaunting kabanalan.

1028
01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:51,000
Tutulungan ko silang gumawa ng challah.

1029
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,458
- Challah!
- Okay! Challah.

1030
01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:55,750
Sabi ko nga.

1031
01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:59,958
Hinihintay kong buksan ni Mrs. Lippman
ang kusina. Ang tagal niya.

1032
01:03:59,958 --> 01:04:03,791
Six years old ako noong na kay
Mrs. Lippman ako, wala pa akong paki.

1033
01:04:03,791 --> 01:04:07,791
May paki ako. Sabi ni mama,
pag di ko nasaulo ang candle blessings,

1034
01:04:07,791 --> 01:04:10,375
bawal na ang <i>Call of Duty</i>!

1035
01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:11,541
Mabigat 'yon.

1036
01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:15,708
O baka turuan ka ni Mr. Mateo.
Malamang alam na niya 'yon.

1037
01:04:21,708 --> 01:04:23,125
Mrs. Lippman!

1038
01:04:23,625 --> 01:04:24,750
Kita-kits, Stacy.

1039
01:04:29,291 --> 01:04:31,291
- Hi, Mike.
- Shalom, Stacy.

1040
01:04:45,041 --> 01:04:46,000
Kumusta?

1041
01:04:47,208 --> 01:04:48,041
Hi.

1042
01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:49,541
Uy...

1043
01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,916
Nasubukan mo na bang makipaghalikan?

1044
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:56,833
Hindi pa.

1045
01:04:58,500 --> 01:04:59,750
Gusto mo ba?

1046
01:05:01,416 --> 01:05:02,291
Oo.

1047
01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,083
Sige, tara.

1048
01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:08,666
Halika na.

1049
01:05:14,541 --> 01:05:16,583
- May tao rito!
- Umalis kayo!

1050
01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:18,708
Saan tayo pupunta?

1051
01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:22,083
Halika. Tara.

1052
01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:53,666
Walang makakakita sa atin dito.

1053
01:05:54,958 --> 01:05:58,125
Naku, parang magagalit ang Diyos.

1054
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,958
Matutuwa ang Diyos
dahil gusto natin ang isa't isa.

1055
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:05,875
Tama ka.

1056
01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:16,958
Hindi ito ang banyo!

1057
01:06:16,958 --> 01:06:17,916
Naku.

1058
01:06:17,916 --> 01:06:19,458
May kubeta ba rito?!

1059
01:06:19,458 --> 01:06:21,166
Wala!

1060
01:06:21,833 --> 01:06:23,041
Hindi na ako naiihi.

1061
01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:26,250
Aba, mazel tov, kasal na kayo.

1062
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,166
Biro lang, pero lagot kayo.

1063
01:06:29,166 --> 01:06:32,166
Sa harap ng Torah? Ano'ng iniisip mo?

1064
01:06:32,166 --> 01:06:35,083
Nag-sorry na ako.
Bakit di pinapagalitan si Andy?

1065
01:06:35,083 --> 01:06:39,125
Papagalitan siya!
Nakailang ulit na siya. Kami ang bahala.

1066
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:43,125
Sana hindi si Papa ang bahala.
Kasi gagawin niya 'yong giniling.

1067
01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:49,083
<i>Seema</i>, ilang linggo na lang,
bat mitz mo na. Okay, cutie-pops?

1068
01:06:49,083 --> 01:06:54,416
'Yon ang pinakamahalagang araw
sa buhay mo, pero hindi mo sineseryoso.

1069
01:06:54,416 --> 01:06:56,375
Wala ka pang mitzvah project.

1070
01:06:56,375 --> 01:06:59,125
Mayro'n. Nag-volunteer ako
sa retirement home.

1071
01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:02,583
Para mag-mitzvah,
o para makipaglandian sa lalaki?

1072
01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:04,833
Paano mo nalaman?

1073
01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:08,750
Sabihin na nating
may mabait na babae 'ron, si Mrs. O'Leary,

1074
01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:14,208
na gustong mag-convert sa Judaism,
pero di mo raw dinadala ang libro niya!

1075
01:07:14,916 --> 01:07:17,833
Oo, hindi lang ikaw ang magaling manggaya.

1076
01:07:18,333 --> 01:07:19,333
Mag-aayos na ako.

1077
01:07:20,166 --> 01:07:24,000
Huhubarin ko muna ang "Rabbi hat" ko

1078
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,416
at isusuot ang "tough love hat."

1079
01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:31,875
Pag hindi ka nag-ayos,
ika-cancel ang bat mitzvah mo, sis.

1080
01:07:32,875 --> 01:07:36,208
Gano'n nadudurog ang <i>hamantaschen</i>.
Kuha mo?

1081
01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:47,458
Nauunawaan po namin, Rabbi Rebecca.

1082
01:07:47,458 --> 01:07:51,458
Ni hindi niya nga deserve
ang second chance. Salamat po.

1083
01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:56,125
Oo nga pala, pakalmahin mo ang asawa mo.

1084
01:07:56,125 --> 01:08:00,458
<i>Okay. Wag 'kamong gawing giniling
si Andy Goldfarb.</i>

1085
01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:03,125
- Kadarating niya lang.
<i>- Ay. Okay, good luck.</i>

1086
01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:08,375
Pa, huminga ka.
Kausapin mo lang. Wag mong sigawan.

1087
01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:14,125
Hindi siya huminga.

1088
01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:15,166
Hindi.

1089
01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:21,666
Hoy. Wag mong ibagsak ang pinto.

1090
01:08:21,666 --> 01:08:24,250
- Magpapahinga ako.
- Ganito pag matanda na.

1091
01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:26,333
Ganito pag Jewish. Walang pahinga.

1092
01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:27,833
Diyos ko! Tama na!

1093
01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:31,916
Nakipaghalikan ka sa temple?
Alam mo kung ga'no kabastos 'yon?

1094
01:08:31,916 --> 01:08:37,166
Sa tuwing papasok ka sa synagogue,
ipinapahayag mo sa lahat at sa Diyos na,

1095
01:08:37,166 --> 01:08:39,916
"Jewish ako, at bahagi ako nito!"

1096
01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:41,291
Baka ayaw ko!

1097
01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:44,166
- Gusto mo!
- Isinilang ako sa kaharian ng Diyos!

1098
01:08:44,166 --> 01:08:47,125
O? Gusto ka nang palabasin ng Diyos! Ano?

1099
01:08:47,125 --> 01:08:48,166
Ayoko sa 'yo!

1100
01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:49,291
Hindi totoo 'yan.

1101
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:52,000
Wow, kahit baliw ako,
hindi ko sinabi 'yon.

1102
01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:53,583
Gusto mo ako.

1103
01:08:53,583 --> 01:08:56,375
Ayoko. Masama ka,
ayaw mo akong mag-mojito bar.

1104
01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:57,291
Gabi!

1105
01:08:57,291 --> 01:08:58,208
Hi!

1106
01:08:58,208 --> 01:09:02,041
Nilabanan natin ang Nazis
para magka-mojito bar ka?

1107
01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:03,416
Masama ba ang tiyempo ko?

1108
01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:06,416
- Hindi. Ano'ng mayro'n?
- Baliw ka ba?

1109
01:09:06,416 --> 01:09:09,041
Si Stacy ang gagawa ng video ni Lydia.

1110
01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:10,583
Ay, oo. Tama.

1111
01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:12,458
Lumayas ka! Sinisira mo ang buhay ko!

1112
01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:14,541
- Anyway...
- Bahay ko 'to!

1113
01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:18,500
Di niya pa naipapadala.
Nasa malapit kasi ako kaya dumaan na ako.

1114
01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:19,541
Talaga?

1115
01:09:19,541 --> 01:09:22,500
Ay, hi, Ronnie. Hi, Zaara. Kumusta?

1116
01:09:22,500 --> 01:09:24,791
Si Andy Goldfarb? 'Yon ang pinili mo?

1117
01:09:24,791 --> 01:09:26,791
Ayos! Nice to see you.

1118
01:09:26,791 --> 01:09:29,333
Ang lalaki n'yo na.
Kumusta ang high school?

1119
01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:32,166
- Baka magdroga ako dahil sa 'yo!
- Ako rin!

1120
01:09:32,166 --> 01:09:33,083
Mahirap.

1121
01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:34,541
Nakaka-stress.

1122
01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:35,583
Diyos ko!

1123
01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:39,291
Tapos na raw ni Stacy 'yong video,

1124
01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:41,500
i-email ko na lang sa iyo ASAP.

1125
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:45,041
Salamat. Sabi ni Lydia,
ayaw na niyang magkaroon ng video.

1126
01:09:45,041 --> 01:09:46,583
- Sayang.
- Mag-isa ka! Good luck!

1127
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,250
Sana mauna kang mamatay kay Mama!

1128
01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:50,708
- Isasama kita!
- Sige, see you. Mazel tov! Bye!

1129
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:11,625
Gagawin kong giniling si Andy Goldfarb!

1130
01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:12,791
Sige.

1131
01:10:16,708 --> 01:10:18,250
<i>Dear God, si Stacy 'to.</i>

1132
01:10:19,666 --> 01:10:23,875
<i>Alam mo na siguro,
malapit na ang bat mitzvah ni Lydia,</i>

1133
01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:26,041
<i>at hindi ko alam ang gagawin ko.</i>

1134
01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:28,791
<i>Ewan ko kung gusto niya akong pumunta.</i>

1135
01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:37,541
<i>Kung nangyari 'to a month ago,
itatanong ko ang mga kaibigan ko.</i>

1136
01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,250
Uy, twinning tayo.

1137
01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:42,583
Twinning?

1138
01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:44,375
Ano tayo, grade four?

1139
01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:49,375
<i>Pero 'yong mga nakakasama ko ngayon,
parang hindi sila magaling magpayo.</i>

1140
01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:53,791
<i>Nagsusumikap ako ngayon</i>

1141
01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:56,958
<i>kasi gusto ko ng magandang bat mitzvah
at magandang buhay.</i>

1142
01:11:00,375 --> 01:11:04,166
<i>Di ko alam kung paano makikipag-ayos
kay Lydia, kung dapat ba,</i>

1143
01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:05,916
<i>o kung posible ba.</i>

1144
01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:11,750
Ayos!

1145
01:11:12,291 --> 01:11:15,125
<i>Kaya nag-focus ako
sa bago kong mitzvah project.</i>

1146
01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:20,750
{\an8}<i>Siguro, kung sisimulan kong
gumawa ng mabuti...</i>

1147
01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:21,666
Ako na.

1148
01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:23,583
<i>...may mangyayaring maganda.</i>

1149
01:11:29,666 --> 01:11:30,708
Salamat.

1150
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:34,083
Mas Buddhist concept 'yon kaysa Jewish.

1151
01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:35,666
Pero sa ngayon, mas...

1152
01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:36,791
Friedman?

1153
01:11:37,625 --> 01:11:39,208
Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

1154
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:41,000
Nag-expire na ang metro mo.

1155
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,958
Oo, gusto kong mag-expire 'yon.

1156
01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:47,083
Sexual icon ang meter maid,
at gusto ko siyang landiin.

1157
01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:49,791
Kailangan ko tuloy maghintay
nang 45 minuto!

1158
01:11:49,791 --> 01:11:53,291
Hindi 'yan meter maids.
Ba't nakaparada ka sa pang-PWD?

1159
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,375
Gusto ng tao ang bad boy.

1160
01:11:56,166 --> 01:11:58,166
Kadiri. Magmumulta ka ng $500.

1161
01:11:58,166 --> 01:11:59,333
Ha?

1162
01:12:15,416 --> 01:12:16,291
Ano ba, pare?

1163
01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:18,208
Kasalanan niya!

1164
01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:20,000
Kasalanan niya 'to!

1165
01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:22,041
- Kilala namin 'yan.
- Ano?

1166
01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:24,958
- Boyfriend niya 'yong nagba-basketball.
- Mismo.

1167
01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:39,166
Stace?

1168
01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:41,791
Anak?

1169
01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:44,916
Bakit hindi ka pa handa?

1170
01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:47,333
Ayokong sumama.

1171
01:12:47,333 --> 01:12:48,875
Gusto mo.

1172
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:51,333
Bat mitzvah ni Lydia ngayon.

1173
01:12:52,250 --> 01:12:54,666
- Ayaw niya akong pumunta.
- Anak.

1174
01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:57,125
Ewan ko kung ano'ng nangyayari sa inyo,

1175
01:12:57,125 --> 01:13:00,250
pero alam kong magulo ang lahat ngayon.

1176
01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:04,333
Alam kong nasaktan ka niya,
pero nami-miss niya ang best friend niya.

1177
01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:08,541
Kailangan n'yong magbati.

1178
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,625
- Okay?
- Sige.

1179
01:13:13,625 --> 01:13:15,916
Okay, isuot mo na lang 'yang tuwalya.

1180
01:13:15,916 --> 01:13:18,125
- Magandang accessory 'yan.
- Stylish.

1181
01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:19,458
- Di ba?
- Oo.

1182
01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:27,666
Uy! Hoy! Dahan-dahan!

1183
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,916
- Ang sarap ng hangin, La!
- Oo nga!

1184
01:13:29,916 --> 01:13:32,333
Kaya pala nagustuhan mo siya.

1185
01:13:38,625 --> 01:13:39,875
Ay, si Lydia.

1186
01:13:50,916 --> 01:13:52,541
- Love you!
- Salamat sa pagpunta.

1187
01:13:52,541 --> 01:13:54,000
Lydia! Ang ganda mo!

1188
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,375
Diyos ko!

1189
01:13:55,375 --> 01:13:56,875
Grabe 'to!

1190
01:13:57,500 --> 01:14:00,750
Gabi, ang galing mo. Ang ganda talaga.

1191
01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:02,541
Stacy, mabuti nakarating ka!

1192
01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:04,833
Sabi ni Lydia, busy ka sa show choir.

1193
01:14:05,791 --> 01:14:07,291
Oo, ang ganda nga ng show.

1194
01:14:07,291 --> 01:14:08,625
Exciting 'yan.

1195
01:14:08,625 --> 01:14:12,500
Grabe 'no?
Buong buhay n'yo 'tong pinaplano!

1196
01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:15,833
Oras na para magsaya.

1197
01:14:15,833 --> 01:14:16,791
Sige.

1198
01:14:16,791 --> 01:14:18,541
Baka himatayin siya.

1199
01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:22,833
Uy! Nakita kita kanina sa temple.
'Yong <i>haftorah</i>. Ang galing.

1200
01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:25,458
- Salamat po.
- Lydia, ang ganda mo!

1201
01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:26,583
Salamat.

1202
01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:30,333
- Tinuloy mo 'yong Twizzlers station?
- Oo. Para sa 'yo.

1203
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,500
- Yehey!
- Yehey!

1204
01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:36,375
Maganda rin ang New York theme mo!
Salamat sa pagpunta, madam.

1205
01:14:37,166 --> 01:14:39,291
Salamat sa pag-iimbita.

1206
01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:41,000
Lyd! Ayan ka na!

1207
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,583
- Uy!
- Papasok ka na. Tara!

1208
01:14:42,583 --> 01:14:43,833
Papasok ka na?

1209
01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:46,666
Sige na! Places, cutie-pops.

1210
01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:49,708
- Kita tayo mamaya.
- Ang galing no'n.

1211
01:14:49,708 --> 01:14:50,833
Sige. Bye, Ronnie!

1212
01:14:50,833 --> 01:14:53,041
- Maganda sa pakiramdam, 'no?
- Oo.

1213
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:55,375
Wow!

1214
01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:57,166
- Wow!
- Uy.

1215
01:14:57,166 --> 01:14:58,875
- Uy!
- Elward, uy!

1216
01:14:58,875 --> 01:15:01,250
Kasama natin ang Lamonsoffs. Ayos!

1217
01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:02,375
Nice to see you.

1218
01:15:05,208 --> 01:15:06,166
Kumusta?

1219
01:15:06,708 --> 01:15:09,166
Handa ka na, DJ? Party na.

1220
01:15:09,166 --> 01:15:13,000
Sige, susunod na ako!
Nagpapakondisyon lang ako!

1221
01:15:18,041 --> 01:15:19,541
Schmuley time na.

1222
01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,583
Tara na.

1223
01:15:24,291 --> 01:15:29,125
Sige! Put your hands in the air,
like you just don't care!

1224
01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:34,166
Opisyal na itong bat mitzvah
ni Lydia Katz Rodriguez!

1225
01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:39,541
Ayos, Lola!

1226
01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:47,750
Oo, walang katulad si DJ Schmuley, 'no?

1227
01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:48,833
Siguro nga.

1228
01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:55,416
SA BEST FRIEND KONG SI LYDIA!
RODRIGUEZ KATZ

1229
01:16:00,625 --> 01:16:03,000
Ang baby ko.

1230
01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:06,958
<i>Bubelah!</i>

1231
01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:07,916
<i>Tatelah!</i>

1232
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,000
<i>Meydelah!</i>

1233
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,416
<i>Shayna punim!</i>

1234
01:16:16,958 --> 01:16:19,791
- Tanda mo 'yon? First day ng kinder?
- Oo.

1235
01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:21,750
Oo, inagaw mo ang parking ko.

1236
01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:25,291
- Hindi ako siguradong ako 'yon.
- Okay.

1237
01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:30,416
<i>Kung kayo 'yan ng lalaki,
ano'ng gagawin mo?</i>

1238
01:16:41,708 --> 01:16:44,458
<i>Pipisain niya ang pimple niya.</i>

1239
01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:45,750
Ano'ng ginagawa mo?

1240
01:16:48,833 --> 01:16:49,750
<i>Tingnan mo.</i>

1241
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:54,416
<i>- Bakit lagi mong ginagawa 'yon?
- Gusto ko ang amoy ng paa ko!</i>

1242
01:16:54,416 --> 01:16:55,958
<i>Hindi normal 'to!</i>

1243
01:16:57,666 --> 01:17:02,708
Schmuley, patayin mo. Please!
Patayin mo ang video!

1244
01:17:02,708 --> 01:17:04,750
Natutuwa sila. Ano'ng problema?

1245
01:17:04,750 --> 01:17:08,083
Hindi maganda ang reaksyon nila!
Patayin mo na!

1246
01:17:08,875 --> 01:17:10,208
<i>Para siyang lawnmower.</i>

1247
01:17:12,250 --> 01:17:13,208
<i>Hindi hilik 'yon!</i>

1248
01:17:14,833 --> 01:17:16,666
<i>- May amoy ba?</i>
- Diyos ko.

1249
01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:20,333
<i>Bwisit sina Kym at Megan at Anya.
Mga tanga sila.</i>

1250
01:17:20,333 --> 01:17:24,291
<i>Gusto ko ng cute at mamahaling gamit,
pero dapat eco-friendly.</i>

1251
01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:26,000
- Sorry.
<i>- Ang tatanga nila.</i>

1252
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:27,166
Medyo totoo 'yon.

1253
01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:29,125
Tumahimik ka! Diyos ko.

1254
01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:31,458
<i>- 'Yong buong sipon.
- Burahin mo 'yan.</i>

1255
01:17:33,166 --> 01:17:34,250
<i>Mabalahibo ang paa.</i>

1256
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:36,750
<i>Tanda mo noong naputol
ang string ng tampon ko?</i>

1257
01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,125
<i>Diyos ko, naihi yata ako!</i>

1258
01:17:38,125 --> 01:17:39,666
Diyos ko.

1259
01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:42,291
<i>Umutot ka na ba sa harapan?</i>

1260
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:43,833
<i>Oo, sa pepe mo?</i>

1261
01:17:43,833 --> 01:17:44,958
<i>Gusto n'yong makita?</i>

1262
01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:46,833
<i>- Patingin.
- Maghahanda ako.</i>

1263
01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:51,916
<i>Pinakita ko lang kung paano mag-queef.</i>

1264
01:17:51,916 --> 01:17:56,291
'Yan ba ang pinag-uusapan ng mga bata?
Tampon at utot sa harap?

1265
01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:58,041
<i>Wag mong ipakita 'to sa iba.</i>

1266
01:17:58,041 --> 01:17:59,041
<i>Diyos ko.</i>

1267
01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:01,166
<i>Pangako, pag pinakita mo 'to...</i>

1268
01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:03,416
- Ginawa 'to ni Schmuley?
- Ah...

1269
01:18:03,416 --> 01:18:04,458
Si Schmuley?

1270
01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:08,958
<i>Salamat sa panonood, bye!</i>

1271
01:18:12,583 --> 01:18:14,208
- Ba't ginawa ni Stacy 'yon?
- Ewan.

1272
01:18:19,208 --> 01:18:20,625
Hindi ako gano'n kasama.

1273
01:18:20,625 --> 01:18:22,583
- Masama ka.
- Oo nga.

1274
01:18:39,416 --> 01:18:40,833
Patayin mo 'yan!

1275
01:18:40,833 --> 01:18:45,666
- Lydia, di ko sinasadya...
- Tumigil ka! Hindi sinasadya?

1276
01:18:45,666 --> 01:18:48,458
Gaya no'ng sinabi mong
may buhok ang utong ko,

1277
01:18:48,458 --> 01:18:49,791
at first kiss ko si Andy?

1278
01:18:49,791 --> 01:18:52,208
- Pero iba 'to!
- Sinungaling ka!

1279
01:18:52,208 --> 01:18:54,875
Nag-sorry ako, pinahirapan mo pa rin ako!

1280
01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:57,375
- Kailan ka ba titigil?
- Ngayon!

1281
01:18:57,375 --> 01:18:59,833
- Huli na ang lahat!
- Lydia!

1282
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,250
Puntahan ko kaya siya? Kakausapin ko.

1283
01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:20,750
Ako ang nagpadala ng video. Ako na.

1284
01:19:20,750 --> 01:19:24,000
Wag kayong aakyat.
Kailangan niyang iproseso 'to.

1285
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,166
Hindi, kailangang...

1286
01:19:25,166 --> 01:19:27,166
Alam ko ang nararamdaman niya.

1287
01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:28,625
Paano mo malalaman?

1288
01:19:28,625 --> 01:19:31,291
Baliw ka, pero hindi mo ginawa 'yon.

1289
01:19:31,291 --> 01:19:33,625
Nakakita ako ng gano'n sa TikTok.

1290
01:19:33,625 --> 01:19:36,541
'Tsaka gaslighting 'yong "baliw ka".

1291
01:19:37,416 --> 01:19:38,875
Oo nga. Sorry.

1292
01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:41,333
Mahirapan 'tong marinig, Danny at Bree,

1293
01:19:41,333 --> 01:19:44,791
pero simula ngayon, malaking bahagi na

1294
01:19:44,791 --> 01:19:48,125
ni Stacy ang di n'yo maiintindihan,

1295
01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:51,208
kahit gustuhin n'yo pa,
at gano'n lang talaga 'yon.

1296
01:19:52,291 --> 01:19:54,833
Wag mo kaming tawaging
Danny at Bree, Zaara.

1297
01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:56,041
Oo nga, weird 'yon.

1298
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:58,375
Sorry po, Mr. at Mrs. Friedman.

1299
01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:01,583
Para sa akin, gaslighting 'yon.

1300
01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:09,291
<i>Diyos ko, ang gulo-gulo na po.</i>

1301
01:20:10,541 --> 01:20:12,583
<i>Ngayon ko lang naramdaman 'to.</i>

1302
01:20:15,458 --> 01:20:18,208
<i>At hindi ko na alam kung paano aayusin.</i>

1303
01:20:45,250 --> 01:20:49,083
<i>Siguradong minarkahan mo
ang araw na 'to sa banal na kalendaryo,</i>

1304
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:51,250
<i>pero ngayon ang bat mitzvah ko.</i>

1305
01:20:51,250 --> 01:20:54,083
<i>Ang pinakamahalagang araw sa buhay ko.</i>

1306
01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:56,166
<i>Sa buong buhay ko.</i>

1307
01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:58,458
<i>Pero para saan?</i>

1308
01:20:58,458 --> 01:20:59,791
Tara na!

1309
01:21:02,375 --> 01:21:06,416
- Nakakaloka. Na naman?
- Seryoso ako ngayon. Hindi ako pupunta.

1310
01:21:06,416 --> 01:21:08,708
Pupunta ka. Magbihis ka na.

1311
01:21:08,708 --> 01:21:10,583
Hindi ko kaya, at ayoko.

1312
01:21:10,583 --> 01:21:13,500
Okay. Magpaalam ka na sa phone mo.

1313
01:21:15,250 --> 01:21:17,125
Sige. Sino ba'ng ite-text ko?

1314
01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:24,000
Wala kang masasabi o magagawa
para mapapunta ako.

1315
01:21:24,875 --> 01:21:27,541
Adult na ako, pwede na akong magdesisyon,

1316
01:21:27,541 --> 01:21:30,166
at nagdesisyon akong hindi sasama.

1317
01:21:32,208 --> 01:21:34,125
- Ibaba mo ako.
- Uy. Sige na. Uy.

1318
01:21:34,125 --> 01:21:35,708
Ronnie!

1319
01:21:36,416 --> 01:21:39,125
Ang galing ng parenting, ha.

1320
01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:41,416
- Hindi! Wag!
- Uy.

1321
01:21:46,416 --> 01:21:48,375
Kumusta ang kilikili mo?

1322
01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:50,541
Di ba, sabi nila, doble ang tutubo?

1323
01:21:50,541 --> 01:21:52,708
- Triple pa nga.
- Ay.

1324
01:21:52,708 --> 01:21:53,708
Oo.

1325
01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:54,875
Kunin siya!

1326
01:21:55,958 --> 01:21:56,833
Ay.

1327
01:21:58,416 --> 01:22:00,458
- Kumalma ka.
- Ayokong pumunta.

1328
01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:03,625
Tumigil ka nga?
Wala kaming pakialam sa gusto mo. Uy!

1329
01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:05,791
Shabbat shalom.

1330
01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:10,791
Napakaespesyal ng araw na 'to.

1331
01:22:11,291 --> 01:22:17,541
Tinatawagan si Stacy Friedman sa <i>bema</i>
para sa bat mitzvah niya.

1332
01:22:17,541 --> 01:22:22,375
<i>Diyos ko. Narinig mo bang tinawag ako
para sa karangalang hindi ko deserve?</i>

1333
01:22:23,250 --> 01:22:27,166
<i>Buong buhay kong inaabangan
ang araw na 'to.</i>

1334
01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:31,375
<i>Pero ngayon, gusto kong mahiga,
o magtago sa ilalim ng kama...</i>

1335
01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:32,458
<i>Seema?</i>

1336
01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:27,500
Nagkamali ako.

1337
01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:32,166
Sorry. Ano ba ang ginagawa ko rito?

1338
01:23:43,541 --> 01:23:47,500
Sa relihiyong Jewish,
nasa hustong edad na ako ngayon.

1339
01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:54,916
Pero naging makasarili, maldita,
at nakakainis ako sa parents kong gustong...

1340
01:23:54,916 --> 01:23:56,958
<i>Tapos biglang nangyari.</i>

1341
01:23:56,958 --> 01:23:59,666
<i>Sa mismong araw ng pagdadalaga ko</i>,

1342
01:23:59,666 --> 01:24:01,708
<i>nagkaro'n ng saysay ang lahat.</i>

1343
01:24:01,708 --> 01:24:03,166
...Nikki, Tara...

1344
01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:06,416
<i>Pag bata ka pa, uunahin mo ang sarili mo</i>

1345
01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:08,291
<i>kaysa sa mga kaibigan mo.</i>

1346
01:24:08,916 --> 01:24:12,375
<i>Pag dalaga ka na,
alam mong pinakaimportante ang kaibigan.</i>

1347
01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:14,541
...Kym, Megan, Anya...

1348
01:24:14,541 --> 01:24:15,708
<i>Pag bata ka pa,</i>

1349
01:24:15,708 --> 01:24:19,166
<i>minsan, akala mo, kailangan mong
magbago para makibagay.</i>

1350
01:24:19,166 --> 01:24:22,791
...sa totoo lang, siguro naiinggit kami...

1351
01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:25,375
<i>Pero alam ng dalaga
na hindi dapat magtago.</i>

1352
01:24:25,375 --> 01:24:27,375
<i>Dapat magpakatotoo.</i>

1353
01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:30,750
...pero minsan, ang gagago n'yo lang talaga.

1354
01:24:32,125 --> 01:24:33,625
PG lang tayo sa temple.

1355
01:24:33,625 --> 01:24:34,750
Sorry po.

1356
01:24:34,750 --> 01:24:37,166
Saan siya natutong magmura?

1357
01:24:37,166 --> 01:24:38,291
Ewan ko.

1358
01:24:38,291 --> 01:24:41,500
<i>At ang pinakanagbabago pag dalaga ka na...</i>

1359
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:42,625
Andy...

1360
01:24:43,458 --> 01:24:45,916
<i>...ay malalaman mo kung ano ang mahalaga.</i>

1361
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:49,083
Maiksi lang. Alam kong
di mo kayang mag-focus,

1362
01:24:49,916 --> 01:24:52,500
pero wala kang kuwenta at bastos ka,

1363
01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:55,083
at hindi ka magaling mag-soccer.

1364
01:24:56,541 --> 01:24:57,541
Walang kuwenta!

1365
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,541
Ang pinakamalala, dahil sa 'yo,

1366
01:25:01,250 --> 01:25:05,041
sinira ko ang friendship namin
ng taong pinakamahalaga sa 'kin.

1367
01:25:05,625 --> 01:25:07,375
Magso-sorry ako sa kaniya.

1368
01:25:08,583 --> 01:25:12,125
Uy, tapusin mo muna ang Torah portion mo.

1369
01:25:12,125 --> 01:25:16,000
Halika. Galingan mo lang,
tapos aayusin natin 'to.

1370
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:18,208
Pag nahubad ko na 'tong makating damit.

1371
01:25:19,833 --> 01:25:21,000
Amoy kape ka.

1372
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:24,000
Okay. Sige na. Gamitin mo 'yon. Go.

1373
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:28,583
<i>Bilis, bilisan mo.</i>

1374
01:25:28,583 --> 01:25:30,291
<i>Bilisan mo.</i>

1375
01:26:17,958 --> 01:26:18,833
Tapos na.

1376
01:26:21,625 --> 01:26:23,500
<i>Ya'sher koach!</i> Sige na!

1377
01:27:11,958 --> 01:27:13,041
Lydia!

1378
01:27:15,958 --> 01:27:19,875
Lydia.

1379
01:27:20,625 --> 01:27:22,000
Lydia, pakibuksan...

1380
01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:27,416
'Yong kay Andy.
Alam kong hindi mo ako sinadyang saktan.

1381
01:27:27,416 --> 01:27:33,625
Dapat hinayaan kitang mag-sorry.
Miss na kita, mahal kita, at sorry.

1382
01:27:33,625 --> 01:27:37,125
Masama at makasarili akong kaibigan.
Patawarin mo ako.

1383
01:27:40,375 --> 01:27:43,250
Stacy, sinira mo ang bat mitzvah ko.

1384
01:27:43,250 --> 01:27:45,875
Alin do'n ang di mo naiintindihan?
Hindi ko...

1385
01:27:45,875 --> 01:27:48,000
- Alam ko.
- Patapusin mo ako.

1386
01:27:48,583 --> 01:27:52,958
Pinigilan kita sa bangin.
'Kako, wag kang tumalon. Tumalon ka.

1387
01:27:52,958 --> 01:27:54,750
Tapos kasalanan ko pa lahat.

1388
01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:56,875
- Tapos ako pa 'yong masama?
- Sorry.

1389
01:27:56,875 --> 01:28:00,583
At alam kong gusto mo si Andy noon pa,
pero alam mo, Stacy?

1390
01:28:00,583 --> 01:28:03,333
Gusto rin siya ng ibang babae, pati ako,

1391
01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:06,458
pero hindi ko sinabi
dahil alam kong magagalit ka.

1392
01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:11,250
Tapos no'ng hindi na ako imbitado
sa araw na pinlano nating dalawa,

1393
01:28:12,500 --> 01:28:14,208
sinagot ko siya para magalit ka.

1394
01:28:14,958 --> 01:28:19,166
Tapos sinira mo kami.
Sinira mo ang pinakamahalagang araw ko.

1395
01:28:19,166 --> 01:28:20,958
Kaya, oo, ayoko na, Stacy.

1396
01:28:20,958 --> 01:28:22,708
Teka, tama ka.

1397
01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:24,750
Oo, alam ko.

1398
01:28:25,583 --> 01:28:29,541
Pumunta ka lang sa bat mitzvah party ko.
Promise, sulit 'to. Please.

1399
01:28:34,875 --> 01:28:36,875
Ililista kita sa maybe.

1400
01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:42,375
Hello ulit.

1401
01:28:48,583 --> 01:28:49,583
Anak?

1402
01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:51,416
Hi, Ma.

1403
01:28:51,416 --> 01:28:53,333
Maraming nilapitan ang papa mo.

1404
01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:56,083
Maaayos din 'yan pag sumipot siya.

1405
01:28:58,291 --> 01:28:59,458
Akin na. Ako na.

1406
01:29:04,250 --> 01:29:07,625
Alam kong hindi ganito ang pinangarap mo,

1407
01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:09,416
pero proud ako sa 'yo.

1408
01:29:10,041 --> 01:29:10,875
Okay, sige.

1409
01:29:13,750 --> 01:29:14,666
Ayan.

1410
01:29:16,750 --> 01:29:17,833
Ang ganda.

1411
01:29:17,833 --> 01:29:18,916
Salamat, ganda.

1412
01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:23,666
- May ibibigay ako sa 'yo.
- Okay.

1413
01:29:26,166 --> 01:29:29,291
Alam kong hindi mo gusto 'to, pero...

1414
01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:32,875
Talaga?

1415
01:29:33,458 --> 01:29:34,458
Thank you!

1416
01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:39,000
Magsi-sneakers ako.

1417
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:41,541
Dalaga ka na nga. Matalino kang babae.

1418
01:29:42,166 --> 01:29:43,375
Party na!

1419
01:29:53,750 --> 01:29:54,750
Nandito ba siya?

1420
01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:59,291
- Hindi 'ata siya pupunta.
- Anak, dadating siya.

1421
01:29:59,291 --> 01:30:00,791
Makinig kayo.

1422
01:30:00,791 --> 01:30:03,500
Magsisimula na. Sayang 'to kung wala siya.

1423
01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:06,750
Hindi 'to masasayang.

1424
01:30:06,750 --> 01:30:09,916
- Naglalaro na sana ako ng golf!
- Ayos lang 'yan.

1425
01:30:09,916 --> 01:30:11,000
Nakarating ka.

1426
01:30:12,333 --> 01:30:13,250
Nakarating ako.

1427
01:30:13,916 --> 01:30:15,083
Sakto.

1428
01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:17,250
Sakto sa grand entrance mo.

1429
01:30:17,250 --> 01:30:20,000
Makinig kayo, ladies and gentlemen...

1430
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:21,291
Hindi, Lydia...

1431
01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:25,833
Salubungin natin ang iyong bat mitzvah,

1432
01:30:27,250 --> 01:30:30,375
Lydia Rodriguez Katz!

1433
01:30:30,375 --> 01:30:31,875
Sa 'yo 'to.

1434
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:34,375
Stacy, ano 'to?

1435
01:30:35,083 --> 01:30:38,208
Deserve mo ang perfect bat mitzvah.
Na hindi sinisira.

1436
01:30:38,958 --> 01:30:41,208
Binigay mo ang bat mitzvah mo sa akin?

1437
01:30:43,375 --> 01:30:44,916
Stacy, pangarap mo 'to.

1438
01:30:44,916 --> 01:30:46,291
Pangarap natin 'to.

1439
01:30:46,291 --> 01:30:47,291
Stacy!

1440
01:30:48,583 --> 01:30:51,500
Oo, Lydia! Mahal ka namin!

1441
01:30:51,500 --> 01:30:52,916
Mahal ka namin!

1442
01:30:55,375 --> 01:30:56,458
Go na!

1443
01:30:56,458 --> 01:30:57,916
Okay.

1444
01:30:57,916 --> 01:30:59,666
Entrance. Ang ganda.

1445
01:31:01,916 --> 01:31:05,958
Lydia!

1446
01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:08,083
Halika na, Lydia!

1447
01:31:10,416 --> 01:31:11,583
Go, Lydia!

1448
01:31:28,791 --> 01:31:32,958
Ayos! Mag-ingay tayo
para kina Lydia at Stacy!

1449
01:31:35,041 --> 01:31:38,041
- Hindi ako ang magbabayad nito, di ba?
- Ikaw.

1450
01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:40,625
Biro lang. Ayos na 'to. Kami ang bahala.

1451
01:31:40,625 --> 01:31:45,541
- Ayos! Simulan na ang party!
- Naku.

1452
01:32:03,166 --> 01:32:05,541
Nanonood kayo ng <i>Shawshank Redemp</i>!

1453
01:32:06,500 --> 01:32:09,291
- Gusto ko 'yan. Napanood n'yo 'yong...
- Oo.

1454
01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:12,250
- Oo, pwede ka nang umalis?
- Bye!

1455
01:32:18,791 --> 01:32:21,041
- Ikaw 'yong taga-sinehan?
- Opo.

1456
01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:23,041
Pahingi ng Twizzlers.

1457
01:32:23,541 --> 01:32:25,208
- Marami.
- Sige po.

1458
01:32:29,875 --> 01:32:31,750
- Isa lang ang gusto ko.
- Sorry.

1459
01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:33,083
Ano'ng problema mo?

1460
01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:41,791
Sige, <i>mishpachalah</i>! Sinong gusto
ng "Don't Stop Believing!"?

1461
01:32:41,791 --> 01:32:43,666
Ayos, ako!

1462
01:32:45,375 --> 01:32:48,666
Siyempre, ikaw,
kaya hindi ko patutugtugin 'yon.

1463
01:32:49,250 --> 01:32:52,541
Mukhang oras na para sa kaunting

1464
01:32:52,541 --> 01:32:56,791
love song.

1465
01:33:35,333 --> 01:33:36,250
Uy.

1466
01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:38,250
Gusto mo bang sumayaw?

1467
01:33:39,166 --> 01:33:40,875
Paano si Isabella?

1468
01:33:41,875 --> 01:33:42,791
Sino?

1469
01:33:43,416 --> 01:33:45,500
'Yong girlfriend mong
25 years old sa Ecuador?

1470
01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:48,916
Inisip ko lang
na Isabella ang pangalan niya.

1471
01:33:49,500 --> 01:33:53,375
Wala akong girlfriend.
Kakaiba nga ang tsismis na 'yon.

1472
01:33:54,791 --> 01:33:55,625
Ay.

1473
01:34:00,291 --> 01:34:01,416
Ano sa tingin mo?

1474
01:34:01,416 --> 01:34:03,958
Kasama ng anak mo ang isang gentleman?

1475
01:34:05,041 --> 01:34:07,666
- Nakakagulat, pero ayos lang.
- Talaga?

1476
01:34:07,666 --> 01:34:10,333
- Alam mo kung ano'ng hindi ayos?
- Ano?

1477
01:34:10,916 --> 01:34:13,208
Sina Rabbi Rebecca at Cantor Jerry.

1478
01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:14,125
Ano 'yan?

1479
01:34:14,666 --> 01:34:16,041
Itodo mo, Rabbi.

1480
01:34:16,041 --> 01:34:19,208
Oo. Bawal dapat 'yan
sa lahat ng relihiyon.

1481
01:34:19,208 --> 01:34:21,208
- Oo nga.
- Ano'ng ginagawa nila?

1482
01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:26,833
{\an8}Okay, tama na ang love song.

1483
01:34:26,833 --> 01:34:30,208
Mag-ingay tayong lahat!

1484
01:34:30,208 --> 01:34:31,541
Handa na kayo?

1485
01:34:45,166 --> 01:34:48,166
<i>Dear God, si Stacy Friedman 'to.</i>

1486
01:34:48,875 --> 01:34:50,541
<i>Dalaga na ako,</i>

1487
01:34:51,041 --> 01:34:53,125
<i>at sa totoo lang, ang saya ko.</i>

1488
01:34:54,041 --> 01:34:57,166
<i>Alam kong ito
ang unang kabanata ng pagtanda ko,</i>

1489
01:34:57,166 --> 01:35:02,000
<i>at hindi laging magiging masaya,
pero pwede rin naman.</i>

1490
01:35:02,500 --> 01:35:04,000
<i>No pressure.</i>

1491
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:07,666
<i>Di naman talaga kita mapre-pressure.
Sinasabi ko lang.</i>

1492
01:35:09,625 --> 01:35:11,125
<i>Alam ko ang iniisip mo,</i>

1493
01:35:11,625 --> 01:35:14,833
<i>mitzvah project ko
ang pagbibigay ng party ko kay Lydia.</i>

1494
01:35:16,916 --> 01:35:22,000
<i>Pero hindi 'yon mitzvah.
Best friend niya lang talaga ako.</i>

1495
01:35:23,666 --> 01:35:24,875
<i>Sige, lakasan mo.</i>

1496
01:35:28,458 --> 01:35:31,541
Mitzvah Bakery.
Lahat ng kita ay para sa charity.

1497
01:35:31,541 --> 01:35:35,125
<i>'Yong pagtulong sa kapwa,
pagbibigay at paggawa ng tama...</i>

1498
01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:36,875
- Four dollars po.
- Opo.

1499
01:35:36,875 --> 01:35:38,125
<i>'Yon ang mitzvah.</i>

1500
01:35:38,958 --> 01:35:42,416
- Stacy, ikaw ang gumawa nito?
- Astig. Ano'ng kapalit?

1501
01:35:42,416 --> 01:35:46,583
<i>Okay, alam mo naman 'yon.
Ikaw ang Diyos, at alam mo rin 'yon.</i>

1502
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,541
Wag kalimutan ang <i>hamotzi</i>.

1503
01:35:49,541 --> 01:35:52,041
At isang piraso, 24 dollars.

1504
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:56,750
<i>Anyway, salamat sa pag-unawa.
Masaya akong maging bahagi nito.</i>

1505
01:35:57,458 --> 01:35:58,625
- Salamat.
- Welcome.

1506
01:35:58,625 --> 01:35:59,916
Walang anuman!

1507
01:35:59,916 --> 01:36:02,333
<i>Mamaya po ulit. Magtitinda muna ako.</i>

1508
01:36:02,333 --> 01:36:04,583
Ito ang totoong mitzvah!

1509
01:41:27,958 --> 01:41:32,958
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