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♪♪

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Okay, Mr. Carr, I hear that.

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Official YIFY movies site:
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Now, as always, we ask
every guest this question.

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So what is Kevin Carr's
secret to success in Black love?

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Hmm.

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Um, I'm gonna be honest with y'all.

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I'm a high-value man,

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and I'm exercising all my options.

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I'm not really
thinking about love right now,

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but when I do find love, I know
it'll be with a Black woman.

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Mm. Let the church say amen. Okay.

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Well, thank you, Mr. Kevin Carr,

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newly retired NFL standout
and now best-selling author.

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We appreciate you for your time, bro.

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Anytime, man.

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Well, lovers,

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this has been a "Black Love
and Liberation" podcast...

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Where Black love is a revolutionary act.

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And we're your hosts,

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Simone Starr and the king, Khalil,

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your guide to love and life.

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- Yeah. Happy holidays.
- We'll see you guys next week.

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- Sweet. Alright.
- Thank you.

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Oh, my God.

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Okay.

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Hey, Queen. I'm gonna head to
this meeting I told you about.

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- Okay.
- I'll see you tonight.

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I'll be waiting for you, King.

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Mm.

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- Great show, babe.
- The sponsors loved it.

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And I'm not supposed to tell you this yet,

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but we got three... Count 'em, three

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television networks on a bidding war

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to get your show on their airwaves.

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You and Khalil are a hot ticket.

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Carmen, do not play with me like that.

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I'm serious.

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I'm setting up meetings all next week.

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We should have a deal
before Christmas.

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This is what we've been waiting for.

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Really.

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Hey, so I wasn't
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but someone left their mic on.

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- So TV show? Really?
- You're nosy.

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But, yes, a TV show.

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If we play our cards right
and keep our numbers steady.

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Oh, we got this.

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I mean, she don't know.
We're the dream team, so...

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- They don't be knowing.
- Come on now.

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See, Jabari and I started
a radio show back in college,

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and we've been going crazy ever since.

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We got this deal on lock.

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I hope you're right.

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They'll be watching
the show and your social media

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over the next few weeks,
so be on your P's and Q's.

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- Okay?
- Aye, aye, captain.

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Ha! We about to get paid!

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This shit finally paying off.

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Finally.

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And thank you, friend.

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Couldn't have done this without you.

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I mean, we have the fan base and all,

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but you're the only one that knows

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how to work any of this camera stuff.

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I appreciate you.

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Well, you know I always got you.

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- Mm-hmm. I know.
- So what we got today?

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- Right. Work.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Let's do that.
- What's your passcode?

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Don't worry about that.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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They broke and they dusty,

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and the only thing they do is cheat

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and go make more baby mamas.

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Y'all can have the Pookies
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I'm about to go get me a White daddy.

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They know how to treat me.

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I'm tired of the ghetto.

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Whoo, child, you hurt and you bitter.

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Hmm.

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[Text messages dinging]

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Hey, Simone Starr.

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This your man?

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Look at him.

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I took his whole soul.

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[Laughs]

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♪♪

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Sorry. Meeting ran a little long.

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Uh...

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♪ Just wanna give you all my time ♪

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♪ Sleigh bells ringing when I slide ♪

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♪ Charge me with love, I pay the fine ♪

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♪ Only wanna be with you tonight ♪

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♪ Good times ♪

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I knew something wasn't right
about that nigga.

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Ain't nobody that damn happy, bro.

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Out here talkin' about love and life shit.

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All the time, he busting down
the local ratchets.

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Buddy and the side chick
might as well go ahead

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and start a Love My Fans channel.

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They... They... They viral now.

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Oh, and... and Simone Starr,

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if you... if you need a... need
a shoulder to cry on, baby,

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just go ahead and call me
with your fine ass.

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I got you.

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Girl, answer this damn phone.

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Yeah, girl, you got, like,
12 more hours to grieve,

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and we're pulling up.

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I don't care. We're pulling up.

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We worried about you, girl.

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Call us back.

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♪ ...you all my time, all my time ♪

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♪ Sleigh bells ringing when I slide ♪

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Well-known social-media influencers

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and relationship gurus,
Simone Starr and Khalil King,

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are making headlines this week

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after Khalil was caught
with his pants down.

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Literally.

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The seemingly happy couple are
in talks to take

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their "Black Love and Liberation" podcast

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to network TV.

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But now the fans are asking,
"Was it all a lie?"

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[Sighs] Oh.

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♪ I adore you ♪

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♪ Let me hold you ♪

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♪ I'm gonna spoil you ♪

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Simone.

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You're gonna have to deal
with this eventually, okay?

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These networks
aren't gonna wait for you.

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If we don't keep things moving,
we will lose this deal.

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Call me back.

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♪ All I need is you, you, bag full of loot ♪

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There ain't enough sage in the world

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to ward off a fuckboy.

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The force is with them strong.

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And Simone Starr
just found out the hard way.

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No pun intended.

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Speaking of the hard way, talk to me.

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I know y'all seen King Khalil
all over the Internet

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with his little side piece.

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Yeah, baby, that thing is thinging.

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I know she grieving
over the loss of that eggplant.

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Let us all pray for our good
sis, Simone Starr.

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We're so sorry for your loss.

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[Laughing]

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Chin up, sweetie.

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♪ I'm gonna spoil you ♪

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- [Text messages dinging]
- Hmm!

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♪ When we link up, it's a happy holiday ♪

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♪ Happy holiday ♪

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♪ Girl, I love you, I adore you ♪

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♪ Let me hold you ♪

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♪ I'm gonna spoil you ♪

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♪ Turn my ringer off,
I ain't got time to play ♪

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♪ Time to play[Dinging continues]

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♪ When we link up, it's a happy holiday ♪

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♪ Happy holiday

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[Sniffles]

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[Sighs]

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Okay.

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Since y'all are so concerned
with my mental health,

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let me give you the drama
that you've been waiting on.

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Yes, that was Khalil in the video.

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No. [Sniffles]

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I don't know the raggedy ho he was with.

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No, we're not in an open relationship.

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He's a fucking cheater. Period.

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Now, let me address
all you gossip sites and trolls.

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Y'all can politely kiss
both sides of this ass.

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You bald-headed, dusty little leeches.

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Unh-unh, unh-unh, girl, you
on live looking crazy as hell.

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Yeah, girl, you on crackhead
time, and I ain't feeling it.

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How'd y'all get in here?

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Benny picked the lock, but,

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but, girl, this ain't it.

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Benny, you broke in my house?

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Look, let's stay on topic.

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You know
these TV folks are watching you.

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You can't be out here
crashing out like that.

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Girl, you about to fumble the bag.

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Right.

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And how I'm gonna become
your personal assistant

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and marry Michael B. Jordan
if you don't become famous?

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Don't make us all suffer.
That's just selfish.

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Y'all, I'm really not here
for the jokes right now.

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Like, for real.

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Listen. But this is why we're here, friend.

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- Three weeks is long enough.
- Right.

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Like, you are allowed to lose yourself,

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but only for a little while.

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Like, it's time to reactivate the boss bitch.

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[Sighs]

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I'm just trying not to jump out
the damn window.

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Meanwhile, Khalil's all on the Internet

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doing interviews about his dick print.

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Why does he want to humiliate me
like this?

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- Girl, men ain't shit.
- Facts.

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And I know that you thought
that Khalil was different.

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But once y'all little clout started going up,

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he started feeling himself.

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Facts. That ego
been growing like a tumor.

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Look, this is all about perspective.

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You been with Khalil basically
your entire adult life.

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I mean, like, do you even know
who you are without him?

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Maybe... Follow me...

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Maybe this is the universe
giving you the space

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to find out who you really are,

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who Simone is without "King Khalil."

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You know? Just...

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Find myself? [Sighs]

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What does that even mean?

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Girl, that means it's time

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for Miss Simone Starr
to come back outside.

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You know, in my personal opinion,

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the best way to get over an ex

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is to get on top of a next.

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Mm. I second that.

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I think you should start dating, friend.

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Yes, mama.

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You've been riding the same surfboard

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- for much too long, you know?
- Mm.

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And as we can see,
it's a community attraction.

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Blech!

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Now, y'all know Khalil was my first.

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I wouldn't even know
what to do with a new man.

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[Chuckles]

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I've been out the game way too long.

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Mnh-mnh.

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Trust me, mama,
you bring home something tall,

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dark and sexy and nature
will take its course.

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And will. But you know what?

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Maybe you need you
a good old-fashioned ho phase.

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- What?
- Mm-hmm.

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- Nah, I'll pass.
- Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh.

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Wait though. Benny might be
onto something.

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I mean, it's a rite of passage
into womanhood.

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You turn 30 next year, right?

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And you've only been with one man?

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Mm.

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It's time for you to discover
all the delicious variety of men

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on the market these days.

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And I rebuke the word ho
in the name of Beyoncé.

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Men can sleep around.

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But when we do it, we hos.

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There's no such thing as a ho phase.

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It shouldn't be nothing wrong with you

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exploring your grown woman's sexuality.

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Reclaim your coochie.

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It should be a source of pride,
not shame.

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And we're gonna start right here.

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00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,109
I just made you a profile
on Blackface Matchmaker.

259
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:18,460
- A dating app? Mnh-mnh.
- That ain't my style.

260
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:22,203
- Girl, your style?
- Girl, you ain't got no style.

261
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,422
- You only been with Khalil.
- Oh.

262
00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:25,791
You know,
and this is how the young folks

263
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,687
are courting nowadays, Auntie.

264
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:30,385
Auntie.

265
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:31,734
Look at you.

266
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,016
Profile ain't even been up five minutes

267
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,606
and you already got connections.

268
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,870
Here, mama. You can thank me later.

269
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,524
I don't know about this, y'all.

270
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,396
What if I get kidnapped or something?

271
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,050
You know, all these true-crime shows

272
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,636
got people getting caught up
on apps like that.

273
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,183
Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh.

274
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,944
There's three basic rules to online dating,

275
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,013
- and you know I know them.
- Mm.

276
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,929
One, um, always FaceTime to
confirm their identity because

277
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,714
you know they be out cat fishing,
you know?

278
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,194
Two, if they become creepy,

279
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,477
you're not feeling it or
they start asking you for money,

280
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,198
block them.

281
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:05,289
Three, always,
always meet in a public place.

282
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,030
Simple.

283
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,616
That little coffee shop down the street.

284
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,904
- Perfect.
- Mm. Yes.

285
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,907
Just meet up with all your
men there and see how it goes.

286
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,560
Yeah.

287
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,171
Oh, this gonna be

288
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,434
a transformative experience
for you, friend.

289
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,479
Oh, yes, bitch.

290
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,786
Christmas is 27 days away,

291
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,313
and you got enough time to cuff you,

292
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,050
you know, a little Christmas bae.

293
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:28,660
Mm.

294
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,662
And Christmas bae
means Christmas gifts.

295
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,229
And Christmas trips.

296
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,927
And Christmas...

297
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:37,365
Oh, you gonna have
a hot girl holiday, friend!

298
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,281
I don't know, y'all. I'd just...

299
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,326
I'd just rather lay right here.

300
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,501
No, boo, don't do that.

301
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,373
Now, look here.

302
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,854
You got a connection already.

303
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,813
And damn, he is fine.

304
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,859
He look like the perfect distraction.

305
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,165
Ha! Yes, mama. What that song say?

306
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,777
["12 Baes of Christmas"
by Lisa Lucky playing]

307
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:01,128
[Groans]

308
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,130
♪ Pass my way ♪

309
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,108
♪ Keep the links to my ear,
he gonna buy me what I want ♪

310
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,960
♪ It's the least he gon' spend ♪

311
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,789
♪ On the first day of Christmas,
my nigga gave to me ♪

312
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,095
Interesting fashion choices today, mama.

313
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:16,099
Carmen, you wanted me here,
so I'm here.

314
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,841
Simone, I'm not just your agent, okay?

315
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,017
I want you to think of me as a friend.

316
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,453
[Breathes deeply]

317
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,892
And as a friend, I'm worried about you.

318
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,330
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.

319
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,813
Honestly, I'm tired of everybody
asking me.

320
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,206
I mean, what do you expect?

321
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,905
You've completely caved in
to those Internet trolls.

322
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,272
[Telephones ringing in distance]

323
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,169
This isn't the Simone Starr

324
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:46,477
that me and your fans
have grown to love and know.

325
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:51,091
The Star we know would use
this as fuel to her fuego, baby.

326
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,254
I just need a little bit more time, okay?

327
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:56,139
[Ringing continues]

328
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,204
Unfortunately, time is
the one thing we don't have.

329
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:01,275
Jabari has been running filler
episodes for two weeks now.

330
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,016
Sponsors are getting worried

331
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,279
and the networks are asking questions.

332
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:10,850
Look, what can I do for you?

333
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:14,027
Just tell me what you need.

334
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:19,902
Actually, you got a time machine?

335
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:24,037
Because I need to go back
to 2012 and un-meet Khalil!

336
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:27,083
That's the only thing that's
gonna make me okay right now.

337
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,477
Come on, Simone, give me something.

338
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,393
[Sighs] Carmen.

339
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:37,615
How am I supposed to go back
to the show after this?

340
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:40,227
Everybody thinks I'm a fraud.

341
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:44,361
The relationship guru who lost
her man to some random thot.

342
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,059
It's over.

343
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,017
Over?

344
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:51,455
Simone, you have worked too hard
to give this all up, okay?

345
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:54,415
You're at the cusp of your breakthrough.

346
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,200
You can and will get past this.

347
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,813
You sound just like Porsha and Benny.

348
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,424
What do they have to say?

349
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:07,254
Benny signed me up
for a matchmaking app.

350
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:11,780
They seem to think that I need
to experience the dating world.

351
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,914
Actually, that may be a good idea.

352
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,654
- What? Not you, too.
- No. Hear me out.

353
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,526
Okay?

354
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:21,572
The relationship guru
on her journey of self-discovery

355
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:24,358
after a devastating breakup.

356
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,316
It would make for great content.

357
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,318
[Gasps] Maybe even a book.

358
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:32,105
Carmen... this is my real life.

359
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,063
It's not for content purposes.

360
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,152
That's exactly what people want to see.

361
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:39,547
Simone Starr, real, raw and uncut.

362
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,072
Come on.

363
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,528
This could be what
we need to lock in the deal.

364
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,206
[Ringing continues]

365
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,948
Just... Just think about it. For me.

366
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:53,169
Fine. I'll think about it.

367
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:55,780
Okay.

368
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:59,219
I'm gonna set in some meetings.

369
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,611
Are you free tomorrow?

370
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,831
I haven't even walked out yet.

371
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,354
We're working.

372
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,096
["2nd Thoughts" by NGR Facets playing]

373
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:10,186
♪ I don't want to lie to you ♪

374
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,493
♪ I just want to make things work ♪

375
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:18,412
♪♪

376
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:26,246
♪♪

377
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:34,210
♪♪

378
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:42,044
♪♪

379
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:49,834
♪♪

380
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,446
- ♪ He was [indistinct]
- that you think about him ♪

381
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,101
♪ Knew what it was when
I started dreaming about it ♪

382
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,190
♪ If I'm who you want,
why you keep playing ♪

383
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,843
♪ And trying to test where I stand ♪

384
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,889
♪ If I'm steady, saying we can,
it was good ♪

385
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,978
♪ Surely this ain't what it came to ♪

386
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:06,242
♪ Picking fights over niggas
and bitches that ain't you ♪

387
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,351
♪ Comparing yourself, assuming
the groupies I ran through ♪

388
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:11,117
♪ So you distance yourself and
say I'm gon' do like I last do ♪

389
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,902
♪ But I promise, I swear to you,
I'll always be there for you ♪

390
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:16,165
Whoa. That's crazy.

391
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,080
I'm sorry that happened to you.

392
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,430
I'll never disrespect you like that.

393
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:23,912
[Chuckles]

394
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:27,089
Oh, I didn't realize how late it was.

395
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,439
Looks like we are the last one here.

396
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:30,962
Oh, yeah.

397
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,357
Can I, um, take you to your car?

398
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,055
- Sure.
- Yeah?

399
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,621
Yeah.

400
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,275
♪ I just want to talk about it ♪

401
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,451
♪ Like, you... We done been through it ♪

402
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:42,583
This was so nice.

403
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,672
It was.

404
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,501
I hope I made a good impression
the first time online dating.

405
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,068
You definitely set the bar high.

406
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,287
Yeah? Okay, cool.

407
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:56,075
Um, so can I call you later this week?

408
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,815
- Yeah, I'd like that.
- Yeah?

409
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,643
- Mm-hmm.
- Um...

410
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:02,777
Will I be doing too much if I kiss you?

411
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,475
I guess that's okay.

412
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:06,911
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

413
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,744
[Chuckles nervously] I'm sorry. It's just...

414
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,617
It's been a really long time
since I've been on a first date.

415
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,141
That's okay. I understand. Alright.

416
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:22,971
Okay.

417
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,755
- Get home safe. Okay?
- Thank you.

418
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:27,976
No problem.

419
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:30,805
- Bye.
- Bye.

420
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,459
[Car door closes]

421
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:37,072
♪♪

422
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,161
[Sighs] Okay, y'all.

423
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:42,773
I'm officially back outside.

424
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:43,905
[Laughs]

425
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,217
Ho phase?

426
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,219
Are you sure you want to do that?

427
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:56,135
I mean, it's a little out
of character for you, ain't it?

428
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:59,834
Oh, you gotta try new things
to get new results, right?

429
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,228
I'm tired of being a good girl.

430
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:06,841
It's time I reclaim my coochie.

431
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,799
[Laughing] What?

432
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,585
Alright.

433
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,196
Okay, Star. Just be careful.

434
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:17,112
You know, it's real
out here in these streets.

435
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:20,420
It's all a part
of my journey of self-discovery.

436
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,552
- Mm-hmm.
- I never really dated.

437
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,512
I mean, I met Khalil, and that was it.

438
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:31,431
I'm gonna go out
with every guy I connect with.

439
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:34,651
What's the harm in having some fun?

440
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:38,351
Yeah, well, you know, a lot's
changed since the 2010s

441
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,135
when you was outside, right?

442
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,833
And that's exactly why I need to do this.

443
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,794
I need to get into my modern woman era.

444
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:48,317
Mm.

445
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,711
You ready to get this show on the road?

446
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:53,061
Yeah. Let's get it.

447
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:02,070
And we're rolling.

448
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,866
Star, we're rolling.

449
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,042
[Clears throat]

450
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,090
Hey, lovers.

451
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:26,964
Welcome to the "Black Love
and Liberation" podcast,

452
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:31,012
where...

453
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,319
Black love is a revolutionary act.

454
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,759
You know what?

455
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,631
Let me tell you something about love.

456
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,112
Love will take you to your highest heights

457
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,636
and then drop your ass like a bad habit.

458
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,378
Love is bullshit.

459
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:52,773
Ladies, I'm embarking

460
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:56,037
on a new journey of self-discovery.

461
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,387
Mm-hmm. That's right.

462
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:03,044
I'm freeing myself from
the chains of toxic masculinity

463
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:06,177
and reclaiming my time.

464
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:11,835
I gave that man every piece of
me and it still wasn't enough.

465
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,098
He wanted to go run
the streets with the dusties

466
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:17,841
when he had all this love
and light at home.

467
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,800
You know what?

468
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,237
Maybe Jazzy on the go was right.

469
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:26,241
Maybe the Black woman needs to divest

470
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,375
'cause the Black man
just ain't cutting the mustard.

471
00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:32,508
Maybe the passport bros are
on to something.

472
00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:35,206
Mm-hmm.

473
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,644
Jabari, what are you doing?
I wasn't done.

474
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:40,255
Are you sure you're good, Star?

475
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:43,302
I'm just fine. Now, start the shit back up.

476
00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,218
Mnh-mnh.

477
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,829
Carmen said the sponsors are pissed.

478
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:50,700
- They want to meet.
- Whatever.

479
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,789
["Right Here" by Evan and Eris playing]

480
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:55,836
[Sighs]

481
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:58,795
♪♪

482
00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:01,711
♪ Finally sitting by the fire ♪

483
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:04,018
♪ Surrounded by the Christmas lights ♪

484
00:22:04,148 --> 00:22:06,673
♪ Could someone pass the apple cider ♪

485
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:08,327
♪ This moment feels so right

486
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,677
♪ I don't ever wanna leave ♪

487
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:13,201
♪ From my friends and family ♪

488
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,681
♪ Love is... ♪

489
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,073
Hey.

490
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,249
Simone?

491
00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:20,077
Hey. Yeah.

492
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,602
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

493
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:25,431
♪ I could feel your presence
here, I know it ♪

494
00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:27,433
♪ Presents cool,
but you're the main component ♪

495
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,696
♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh ♪

496
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:33,352
♪ Right here, right here by my side ♪

497
00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:35,919
♪ Stay here for a lifetime ♪

498
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:37,878
♪ Blessings from my God ♪

499
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:40,620
♪ I know you're right here ♪

500
00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:43,013
♪ Right here by my side

501
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,364
♪ Stay here for a lifetime

502
00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:49,846
♪ Blessings from my God, I know ♪

503
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:54,198
♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh

504
00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:58,681
♪ Oh, blessings from my God, I know ♪

505
00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:02,859
♪ If you could only see my heart ♪

506
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,731
What about Thursday?

507
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,361
We can work with that all the time, girl.

508
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,256
Yeah.

509
00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:11,477
Aw, friends, I love
our tree-trimming parties.

510
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,609
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.

511
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,152
That star a little crooked, though, Bari.

512
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,265
Hey, Benny.

513
00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:19,528
- Either help out or shut up.
- Oh.

514
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:22,357
- Rude.
- [Laughs]

515
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,142
Anyways, so, friend,
how did that date with that,

516
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:27,623
um, pretty-boy personal trainer go?

517
00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:29,582
Girl...

518
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:31,453
I don't think I should kiss and tell.

519
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:35,326
Oh, no, don't do that. I need all of it.

520
00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:36,763
Play by play.

521
00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:39,505
Okay, but y'all can't judge, though.

522
00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:41,768
- Girl, please.
- Spill.

523
00:23:41,898 --> 00:23:43,334
Okay.

524
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:46,207
So he's all into fitness or whatever.

525
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:49,950
- Mm-hmm.
- So we went to a yoga class.

526
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,214
Working out on a date? I'll pass.

527
00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:56,130
- Yeah, girl. He broke.
- Mm-hmm.

528
00:23:56,173 --> 00:24:00,569
No, it was cute and kind of sexy.

529
00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:03,964
He was helping me with my poses,
and he was stretching me out.

530
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:07,968
Okay, get to the good part.

531
00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:09,839
Did you hunch on the man or not?

532
00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:13,495
- Hmm?
- Yeah.

533
00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:17,238
Things got a little spicy after the class.

534
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:19,765
He said he could tell I haven't
had a good stretch in a while.

535
00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:22,722
- Mmm.
- I don't know what came over me.

536
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:25,812
It was like... He was looking good.

537
00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:28,684
- Smelling even better.
- Ooh.

538
00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:32,253
I just decided to go with
the flow and kissed him.

539
00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:37,911
♪♪

540
00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:43,612
♪♪

541
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:46,876
Making the first move? Okay, friend.

542
00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:49,052
I know that, mama.

543
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:53,187
So, uh, did y'all hunch in the car?

544
00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:55,755
Benny, calm down. I am not a ho.

545
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:56,973
We went to his condo.

546
00:24:57,060 --> 00:25:00,063
[Laughter]

547
00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:04,415
And then... things got a little weird.

548
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,417
You like that, baby, hmm?

549
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,985
Yeah, I like that, baby.

550
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:12,249
Yeah. You like that, baby?

551
00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:15,209
Yeah. Sexy.

552
00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:18,255
Yeah. Yeah.

553
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:23,086
Hey, you want to be
on my Love My Fans page?

554
00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:24,740
Stop the cap.

555
00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:26,916
That man was not making love
to his reflection.

556
00:25:27,003 --> 00:25:28,875
Yes, ma'am. He was.

557
00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:30,790
It was way too much for me.

558
00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:33,532
Girl, I just pretended I had
a cramp and ran up out of there.

559
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,534
[Laughs]

560
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:39,581
Girl, you need to post a
whole story time about this one.

561
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:41,844
Mm-hmm.

562
00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:43,716
I would like to make a toast to my friend

563
00:25:43,803 --> 00:25:46,719
for finally transitioning
into true womanhood.

564
00:25:46,806 --> 00:25:48,764
Cheers to a hot girl holiday!

565
00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:50,810
Cheers!

566
00:25:52,463 --> 00:25:55,292
- Okay. Hater.
- Okay.

567
00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:58,252
So, anyway, uh, let's see who's next.

568
00:25:58,339 --> 00:25:59,775
- Hmm.
- Hmm.

569
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:02,735
Oh, this one right here. Mr. Big and Bald.

570
00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:04,475
Mm. Ooh.

571
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,123
Oh, hell no. He just got out of prison.

572
00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:08,436
- Perfect.
- What?

573
00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:10,323
["12 Baes of Christmas"
by Lisa Lucky playing]

574
00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:12,832
Y'all know what?

575
00:26:12,919 --> 00:26:16,183
♪ Bow, bow, bow, bow ♪

576
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:19,447
♪ ...Said they got some niggas
under the tree ♪

577
00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:20,927
♪ It's the least he gon' spend ♪

578
00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:22,493
♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪

579
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,321
♪ My nigga gave to me ♪

580
00:26:24,408 --> 00:26:26,628
♪ A Prada bag, Gucci bag with a new G ♪

581
00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:29,065
♪ On the second day of Christmas ♪

582
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:30,414
♪ My nigga gave to me

583
00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:32,373
Thanks for helping me clean up.

584
00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:35,202
You know Benny and Porsha
are allergic to chores.

585
00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:37,030
Yeah, I was Benny's
roommate junior year.

586
00:26:37,117 --> 00:26:38,858
Trust me, I know all too well.

587
00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:42,252
[Both chuckle]

588
00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:44,690
Hey, Star.

589
00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:47,059
You know, I'm not trying to be
in your business or anything,

590
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,608
and, you know, I'm not hating
or nothing like that, but...

591
00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:53,786
I don't think this
whole Matchmaker thing is

592
00:26:53,873 --> 00:26:55,265
such a good idea.

593
00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,225
Bari, you're such an old man.

594
00:26:58,312 --> 00:27:00,793
Millions of people
are online dating every day.

595
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,187
- It's totally normal.
- What I'm saying, though,

596
00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:07,582
you've never been the type
to have casual sex.

597
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,324
Are you sure it's what you want?

598
00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:14,067
I'm sure that what I do with my vagina

599
00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:16,460
is none of your business.

600
00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:18,724
Look, Star, you're my friend.

601
00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:21,335
And if I'm worried about you,
I'm gonna speak on it.

602
00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:23,293
[Sighs]

603
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:25,426
I love you, Bari.

604
00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:27,950
And I appreciate your concern,
but I'm gonna be just fine.

605
00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:29,343
I promise.

606
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,346
If you say so.

607
00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:37,090
On another note,

608
00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:39,875
are you ready for that "Brunch
Ladies" interview tomorrow?

609
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:42,138
Oh, you know I stay ready.

610
00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:43,618
Alright.

611
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:46,316
Well, call me if you need anything.

612
00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,797
Okay?

613
00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:52,061
I'm gonna slide. [Sighs]

614
00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:53,236
Okay.

615
00:27:53,323 --> 00:27:54,237
Be safe.

616
00:27:54,324 --> 00:27:55,543
Mm-hmm.

617
00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:16,477
Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Alright.

618
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,435
So let's... Let's just go
ahead and get into it.

619
00:28:18,522 --> 00:28:20,655
Right?

620
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:24,224
People want to know,
the streets have been asking.

621
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,052
We've been talking.

622
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:32,145
Was Simone Starr
and King Khalil all a lie?

623
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:33,799
Was it a lie, Simone?

624
00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:35,409
Girl, did you scam us?

625
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,716
Ladies, I assure you,

626
00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:40,631
what me and Khalil had was real.

627
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,503
At least it was for me.

628
00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:48,074
Well, okay,
so we did see your little video.

629
00:28:48,117 --> 00:28:50,641
I think everybody saw that little rant

630
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,992
that you went on on live.

631
00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:54,820
I mean, to me,

632
00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:58,998
it's kind of sounding
like your whole views on love

633
00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:00,956
have all changed a little bit.

634
00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:03,916
- Yeah, Boo.
- You was on your feminism vibe.

635
00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:05,700
And that's a lot different

636
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:07,507
when everybody used to call
you a "pick me."

637
00:29:09,922 --> 00:29:12,968
My views have changed a lot.

638
00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:14,448
A whole 180.

639
00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:16,363
- I had an epiphany.
- Mm-hmm.

640
00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:19,932
Love... is a myth.

641
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:21,194
- Oh!
- Okay?

642
00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:22,804
Talk to us, talk to us.

643
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:24,216
It's like Santa Claus
and the Easter Bunny.

644
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,112
- Okay.
- Okay?

645
00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:27,853
It's a fantasy sold to you by the media

646
00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:30,507
- and corporate America...
- Mm-hmm.

647
00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:34,163
To distract you
from your true self purpose.

648
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:35,904
- Ooh.
- Alright?

649
00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:40,474
Right now, Simone Starr
is just working on herself.

650
00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:41,954
- Okay.
- Okay.

651
00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:43,477
Girl, we gonna cheers to that.

652
00:29:43,564 --> 00:29:44,564
- Cheers.
- Hey, hey.

653
00:29:44,608 --> 00:29:45,653
Okay.

654
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,524
Wow.

655
00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:51,441
Oh, that was... intense.

656
00:29:51,528 --> 00:29:54,705
Well, you know it's been a long time.

657
00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:57,621
I could tell.

658
00:29:57,708 --> 00:29:59,449
I didn't hurt you, did I?

659
00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:03,062
No, I ain't hurt, but
I'm definitely gonna be sore.

660
00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:05,151
- [Both laugh]
- Mm.

661
00:30:05,238 --> 00:30:08,371
You worked up my appetite.

662
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:11,548
- You wanna go grab some lunch?
- Yeah.

663
00:30:11,592 --> 00:30:13,115
- Mm.
- Mm-hmm.

664
00:30:13,159 --> 00:30:15,509
I think I'm a little hungry myself.

665
00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:20,775
So you were in prison for eight years?

666
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,168
That's a long time.

667
00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:24,257
- More like 50 years.
- Mm.

668
00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:26,452
I'm just glad to be out here
getting a second chance,

669
00:30:26,476 --> 00:30:29,262
- you know?
- Let the church say amen.

670
00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:31,090
I know you're happy to be out.

671
00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:32,352
Amen to that.

672
00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:34,963
[Both laugh]

673
00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:37,009
- I'm telling you.
- James!

674
00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:39,533
James, is that you?

675
00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:43,034
Oh, you gonna act
like you don't know a bitch now?

676
00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:46,148
See, when we was in lockup,
you knew me real good.

677
00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:49,064
- Hey, sis. You sure look cute.
- Unh-unh.

678
00:30:49,108 --> 00:30:51,632
You... Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh,
mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh.

679
00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:56,724
James, you gonna act
like you don't know me?

680
00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:04,819
Yeah, Jabari,
why are you blowing me up?

681
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:07,300
Hey. Carmen says she's been
trying to call you.

682
00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,084
The sponsors want to meet ASAP.

683
00:31:09,128 --> 00:31:12,044
- Yeah, I was busy.
- Just tell her to set it up.

684
00:31:12,174 --> 00:31:13,393
Nah, they want to meet now.

685
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,873
Right now?

686
00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:17,310
Right now. Meet me at Carmen's office.

687
00:31:17,353 --> 00:31:19,573
[Sighs] Oh, damn.

688
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,183
Alright, I'm coming.

689
00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,232
[Engine starts]

690
00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:36,764
Hi, ladies, I'm sorry I'm late. I apologize.

691
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:40,159
Alright, well, we'll just go ahead

692
00:31:40,246 --> 00:31:42,093
and get started as to not waste
any more of your precious time.

693
00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:45,468
[Breathes deeply]
Simone, our sponsors here

694
00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,253
have some concerns
about last week's show

695
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:50,865
and your recent interview
on "Brunch Ladies."

696
00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:52,867
Simone, you know

697
00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:55,274
me and my mother have always
supported you on your message.

698
00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:57,567
We were elated to work
with you and Khalil

699
00:31:57,611 --> 00:32:00,570
in helping to bring the Black
love movement to the forefront.

700
00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:03,008
But after last week's rant,

701
00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:05,924
we're just not sure we're all
on the same page anymore.

702
00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:08,883
We wanted to advertise
our brand on a platform

703
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,755
that was in support
of building Black families.

704
00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:14,671
If this is the new direction of the show,

705
00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:17,022
we'll have to reevaluate our partnership.

706
00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:20,503
Okay, look, ladies,
I know I spazzed out last week,

707
00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:23,289
but I'm completely over it, okay?

708
00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:26,205
I had time to grieve the relationship, and,

709
00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:28,990
um, I can assure you
that everything will be back

710
00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:31,079
to normal this week.

711
00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:34,300
This TV deal could take
our brand to the next level.

712
00:32:34,387 --> 00:32:36,650
We need you on top of your game.

713
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:39,131
Yes. We're working on that.

714
00:32:39,261 --> 00:32:40,654
Thank you, ladies, for your time.

715
00:32:40,697 --> 00:32:42,134
We'll be in touch.

716
00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:50,221
♪♪

717
00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:52,318
So what about Khalil?

718
00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:55,190
My clientele is high-value men

719
00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:58,933
who are not really interested
in feminist ideals.

720
00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:02,371
I honestly only partnered with
this show because of Khalil.

721
00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:06,897
Without him, I don't see
my demographic tuning in.

722
00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:08,812
So in that case,

723
00:33:08,899 --> 00:33:11,337
what reason do we have
to continue business together?

724
00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:14,731
With all due respect, this is my show,

725
00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:17,865
and we'll just... We'll do just
fine without Khalil.

726
00:33:19,693 --> 00:33:21,216
We'll let the numbers prove that.

727
00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:23,175
They will.

728
00:33:23,262 --> 00:33:24,872
Thank you so much for coming.

729
00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:26,439
We'll be in touch.

730
00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:34,526
♪♪

731
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:44,318
♪♪

732
00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:54,154
♪♪

733
00:33:55,946 --> 00:34:03,946
♪♪

734
00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:13,739
♪♪

735
00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:23,531
♪♪

736
00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:33,324
♪♪

737
00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:37,988
So Nigerian bae seems promising.

738
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,339
- Why you ain't getting none yet?
- Mm.

739
00:34:40,426 --> 00:34:42,080
I kind of don't want to mess it up.

740
00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:44,169
Besides, I like where we're at right now.

741
00:34:44,256 --> 00:34:46,649
And, girl, he hasn't
even pressed the issue.

742
00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,695
- Ooh! Gentleman.
- Mm.

743
00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:50,305
I'm here for it.

744
00:34:50,392 --> 00:34:51,872
But I ain't seen you since last week.

745
00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:53,154
What happened to them other dudes

746
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:55,005
that you done connected with?

747
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,983
You should have been on at least
three or four new dick

748
00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:58,444
dates, friend.

749
00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:01,447
- Three or four new dates.
- Girl, you nasty.

750
00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:05,059
Anyway, I have been
on a few more dates.

751
00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:06,582
And you ain't tell me?

752
00:35:06,669 --> 00:35:08,280
Spill the tea while it's still hot.

753
00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:10,369
- Alright. Well, girl.
- Uh-huh.

754
00:35:10,412 --> 00:35:12,022
One of them...

755
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,633
We just at two completely,

756
00:35:13,676 --> 00:35:16,810
totally different places
in our lives right now.

757
00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,768
What do you mean by that girl?

758
00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:20,161
- The man was old.
- Oh.

759
00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:22,120
That man was old as hell. Okay?

760
00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:25,819
His profile picture was
at least 20 years old.

761
00:35:25,949 --> 00:35:28,169
- Mnh-mnh. That man tried it.
- Oh.

762
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,345
I mean, he might
not have been Mr. Right,

763
00:35:30,432 --> 00:35:32,826
but he could have been Mr. Sponsor, girl.

764
00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:36,525
Porsha, I am not that needy... yet.

765
00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:38,571
I ain't that yet.

766
00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:42,923
Well, slide me daddy number
'cause he sounds just my speed.

767
00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:46,274
Anyway, a couple of days later,

768
00:35:46,318 --> 00:35:48,581
I linked up with this army dude.

769
00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:51,105
We had a nice time talking.

770
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:53,542
- He'd been all over the world.
- Ohh.

771
00:35:53,673 --> 00:35:56,197
Army dudes be having a little check.

772
00:35:56,241 --> 00:35:57,764
Oh.

773
00:35:57,851 --> 00:36:00,070
Well, he was nice or whatever,

774
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:04,553
but I think the man is
dealing with some PTSD issues.

775
00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:07,295
Yeah, no, I can't
be dealing with nobody else

776
00:36:07,426 --> 00:36:09,079
mental health, but my own.

777
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,622
Exactly. Like, get somebody else to do it.

778
00:36:10,646 --> 00:36:12,648
Get somebody else to do it.

779
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:16,086
Um, this next guy...

780
00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:17,455
Girl, I'm pretty sure he was a scammer.

781
00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:20,308
- Oh.
- Hey, look.

782
00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:22,267
Hey, I think we got one.

783
00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:23,703
Hey, Queen.

784
00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:26,140
I see you shining like the sun over here.

785
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,446
Let me ask you something.

786
00:36:27,489 --> 00:36:29,709
You got a checking account?

787
00:36:29,796 --> 00:36:31,406
- [Laughs]
- Mm-hmm.

788
00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:33,408
Oh, he was about to steal your whole

789
00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:35,758
not half, but your whole identity.

790
00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:37,369
Girl, I blocked his ass

791
00:36:37,456 --> 00:36:38,607
while he was still sitting right there.

792
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:39,806
As you should have.

793
00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:42,939
- Now, the new guy...
- Mm-hmm.

794
00:36:43,026 --> 00:36:45,246
He might have some potential.

795
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:46,900
Mm.

796
00:36:46,943 --> 00:36:48,945
He was on time. Dressed to kill.

797
00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:50,991
- Brought me a rose.
- Ooh!

798
00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:53,036
It was actually romantic.

799
00:36:53,123 --> 00:36:54,429
Mm.

800
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,667
I'm supposed to meet his friends

801
00:36:55,691 --> 00:36:57,519
this weekend, so we'll see.

802
00:36:57,606 --> 00:36:59,584
See, friend, you can't tell me
that you're not having fun.

803
00:36:59,608 --> 00:37:01,306
[Sighs]

804
00:37:01,393 --> 00:37:05,179
You were right. It is a little... liberating.

805
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,835
Girl, I don't even know
the last guy's real name.

806
00:37:08,922 --> 00:37:11,707
I've never felt so... free.

807
00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:13,492
Mm.

808
00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:15,470
And this is how it feels
when you become your own woman.

809
00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:18,888
Not a woman that some man
is trying to groom you to be.

810
00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:20,412
Mm-hmm.

811
00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:22,152
It was a little shaky at first.

812
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,720
- Yeah.
- But I'm trusting the process.

813
00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:27,027
Oh. To trusting the process.

814
00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:29,290
Girl, you gonna toast to anything.

815
00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:32,815
Oh, no. Mm. Don't forget.

816
00:37:32,946 --> 00:37:34,946
You gotta take me to
my interview at the Casablanca

817
00:37:34,991 --> 00:37:37,777
because the bus
cannot give me there on time.

818
00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:39,735
And I cannot reschedule this or miss it

819
00:37:39,822 --> 00:37:41,737
'cause this may be
my only chance, you know,

820
00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:45,132
to shake these tatas behind one
of the hottest bars in the city.

821
00:37:45,175 --> 00:37:48,309
Tilt me. Please. Baller me, please.

822
00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:50,355
You know I got you, friend.

823
00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:52,594
I've been having a lot of
extra time on my hands lately

824
00:37:52,618 --> 00:37:56,056
since Khalil's
hosting the show this week.

825
00:37:56,143 --> 00:37:57,666
And he boo boo as hell, friend.

826
00:37:57,753 --> 00:37:58,991
- They gonna call you back.
- They are.

827
00:37:59,015 --> 00:38:00,321
Mm-hmm.

828
00:38:00,408 --> 00:38:02,105
- Love you.
- [Sighs]

829
00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:03,846
Can I get some mo?

830
00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:05,326
Oh. Here.

831
00:38:05,413 --> 00:38:07,763
Pour me up please.

832
00:38:07,937 --> 00:38:13,203
♪♪

833
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:17,817
[Indistinct conversations]

834
00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:23,257
Well, he hasn't
introduced us to a woman

835
00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:26,216
in quite some time.

836
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:28,915
You must be a very special miss lady.

837
00:38:29,002 --> 00:38:31,657
Well, I hope so.

838
00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:33,267
Mm.

839
00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:34,790
Of course she's special.

840
00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:36,836
I mean, gotta be a serious situation

841
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,359
to bring around y'all fools.

842
00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:40,927
- You know I don't play like that.
- Mm-hmm.

843
00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:42,624
That's a fact. That's a fact.

844
00:38:42,711 --> 00:38:43,973
[Laughter]

845
00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:45,888
Well...

846
00:38:45,975 --> 00:38:48,587
I'm just glad you decided
to settle down, friend.

847
00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:53,374
Remember last time when we were,
um, at Shay's dungeon party?

848
00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:55,463
Oh, yeah. Okay.

849
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:57,049
Yeah. You were giving
that little Black thing

850
00:38:57,073 --> 00:39:00,294
to her, him, they and them now.

851
00:39:05,212 --> 00:39:08,171
- It was definitely a night.
- I'll say that. I'll say that.

852
00:39:08,258 --> 00:39:10,826
[Laughs]

853
00:39:10,957 --> 00:39:12,262
Wait a minute. Um...

854
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,090
Did I just hear you say a him?

855
00:39:14,221 --> 00:39:15,962
Yes, girl.

856
00:39:16,005 --> 00:39:18,443
You know our good brother
just flows with the wind, honey.

857
00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:21,663
- Whoo.
- [Laughter]

858
00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,622
Okay.

859
00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:27,365
Um, can you... can you
guys excuse me really quickly?

860
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,371
Ooh. Girl, he in trouble.

861
00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:39,855
♪♪

862
00:39:39,899 --> 00:39:42,684
Hey. Everything okay?

863
00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:45,948
Was I hearing them correctly?

864
00:39:46,035 --> 00:39:48,211
Were your friends
just telling me that you're gay?

865
00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:50,866
No. I'm bisexual.

866
00:39:50,953 --> 00:39:53,391
So you're gay?

867
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:56,698
No. Like I said, I'm bisexual.

868
00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:59,092
I like both men and women.

869
00:39:59,135 --> 00:40:01,660
So you half gay?

870
00:40:01,747 --> 00:40:04,532
Simone, it's the 2020s.

871
00:40:04,619 --> 00:40:06,447
Sexuality is fluid.

872
00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:08,188
Mm-hmm.

873
00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:11,321
I'm sure you know all
about all types of fluid.

874
00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:14,194
You know what?
I'm just gonna head on out.

875
00:40:14,281 --> 00:40:17,371
- Okay?
- Wow.

876
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:20,026
So the oppressed becomes
the oppressor.

877
00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:23,508
Nice meeting you.

878
00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:24,702
Tell your friends it was
good meeting them, too.

879
00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:25,945
Okay?

880
00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:32,734
Okay, Miss Starr.

881
00:40:32,821 --> 00:40:34,954
I got you.

882
00:40:39,001 --> 00:40:41,569
[Weights clanking]

883
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,185
Hey, man, why all these girls

884
00:40:49,272 --> 00:40:50,796
in here looking at you like that?

885
00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:52,798
Bro. I don't knows shit, bro.

886
00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:54,277
I promise you, it ain't me.

887
00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:55,975
I knew when I seen that video,

888
00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:57,518
we was gonna have trouble in the gym.

889
00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:59,282
Bro. I'm like Arby's, my dude.

890
00:40:59,413 --> 00:41:01,720
They only after the meat, my dude.

891
00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:02,851
[Both laugh]

892
00:41:02,895 --> 00:41:04,026
You crazy.

893
00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:06,464
Excuse me.

894
00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:08,074
Oh.

895
00:41:08,204 --> 00:41:11,338
You Khalil from the "BLL"
podcast show, huh?

896
00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:14,602
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's me.

897
00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:17,213
I see you've been causing

898
00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:19,085
a lot of trouble on the Internet, Mr. Khalil.

899
00:41:19,128 --> 00:41:24,046
Well, you know, I've
been known to be a troublemaker.

900
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:27,310
So... you single, right?

901
00:41:27,397 --> 00:41:30,357
Single. Single.

902
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,881
Mm-hmm.

903
00:41:32,925 --> 00:41:34,448
[Cellphone dings]

904
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,149
Come on, man, let's finish up, man.

905
00:41:40,236 --> 00:41:43,457
It's your set. It's your go. You go.

906
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,764
Man, I wish somebody'd come to
me asking about the "D."

907
00:41:45,851 --> 00:41:47,113
[Laughs]

908
00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:49,550
[Engines revving]

909
00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:53,206
[Knock on door]

910
00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:58,124
Hey.

911
00:41:58,211 --> 00:41:59,405
Hey. You're, like, an hour early.

912
00:41:59,429 --> 00:42:01,127
What's up?

913
00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:03,390
Well, I got some bad news.

914
00:42:03,477 --> 00:42:05,392
I figured I'd tell you in person.

915
00:42:05,479 --> 00:42:07,786
Great. More bad news.

916
00:42:11,006 --> 00:42:12,399
What is it now?

917
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:15,707
Just go ahead and rip the Band-Aid off.

918
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:17,926
Well, we lost two endorsements

919
00:42:18,013 --> 00:42:21,495
due to last week's meltdown,

920
00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:24,411
and sponsors have made their decision.

921
00:42:26,108 --> 00:42:27,675
And?

922
00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:30,896
What's up, y'all?

923
00:42:30,983 --> 00:42:33,899
Jabari, what is he doing here?

924
00:42:33,942 --> 00:42:36,641
See, that's what I was trying to tell you.

925
00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:38,817
Khalil's contractually a part of the show,

926
00:42:38,904 --> 00:42:42,603
and the sponsors want
him to take over for a while.

927
00:42:42,734 --> 00:42:47,303
They want to do a series on
why men cheat.

928
00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:49,262
What?! No.

929
00:42:49,392 --> 00:42:51,656
Mnh-mnh. Let me call Carmen.

930
00:42:51,743 --> 00:42:53,005
This is my show, Khalil.

931
00:42:53,092 --> 00:42:56,922
Nah, it's our show, baby.

932
00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:59,751
We signed this deal
together as a couple.

933
00:42:59,838 --> 00:43:03,319
I've been trying to tell
you what's been going on,

934
00:43:03,363 --> 00:43:05,080
but you seem more concerned
with them niggas

935
00:43:05,104 --> 00:43:06,845
on Matchmaker than this podcast.

936
00:43:06,932 --> 00:43:08,411
- Matchmaker?
- Snitch.

937
00:43:08,498 --> 00:43:10,283
The app?

938
00:43:10,326 --> 00:43:12,590
What are you doing
on a hookup site, Simone?

939
00:43:13,721 --> 00:43:15,505
Same thing you were doing, Khalil.

940
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:19,553
- Hooking the fuck up.
- Simone...

941
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,468
That ain't even you.

942
00:43:21,555 --> 00:43:23,644
And you are obvious proof
that people change.

943
00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:26,952
Look, I ain't here to argue with you.

944
00:43:26,995 --> 00:43:32,479
You know this TV deal depends
on both of us, not just you.

945
00:43:32,566 --> 00:43:34,176
And it's not gonna happen without me.

946
00:43:34,307 --> 00:43:37,179
So regardless of your little feelings,

947
00:43:37,266 --> 00:43:39,051
I'm not gonna let you mess this up.

948
00:43:39,138 --> 00:43:41,227
Me mess this up? Me?

949
00:43:41,314 --> 00:43:44,012
This is all your fault, Khalil!

950
00:43:44,099 --> 00:43:46,406
You couldn't even keep your
little pee pee in your pants

951
00:43:46,493 --> 00:43:48,495
long enough to secure our future.

952
00:43:48,582 --> 00:43:52,238
You and I both know ain't
nothing in my pants little.

953
00:43:52,325 --> 00:43:55,023
- You know wh...
- Okay, please don't do this.

954
00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:56,895
[Sighs]

955
00:43:56,982 --> 00:43:59,941
Khalil...

956
00:44:00,028 --> 00:44:03,031
Fuck you!

957
00:44:03,118 --> 00:44:04,424
Hey.

958
00:44:06,774 --> 00:44:09,211
Man, these people be crazy, huh?

959
00:44:09,255 --> 00:44:11,344
[Door shuts]

960
00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:13,476
Man, come on, man.

961
00:44:13,563 --> 00:44:16,392
[Screams]

962
00:44:16,479 --> 00:44:17,785
Fuck!

963
00:44:20,222 --> 00:44:21,963
[Cellphone chimes]

964
00:44:34,062 --> 00:44:40,547
♪♪

965
00:44:40,634 --> 00:44:47,075
♪♪

966
00:44:47,162 --> 00:44:48,686
♪ Hello ♪

967
00:44:48,773 --> 00:44:50,688
I'm just trying to call
and talk to you because,

968
00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:52,840
like, I understand everything.
No, no, no, listen, 'cause...

969
00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:55,301
♪ I know you got your thing going on ♪

970
00:44:55,344 --> 00:44:58,304
♪ And I don't mean no harm,
and it's no tea, no shade ♪

971
00:44:58,434 --> 00:45:00,349
♪ But if we talking on
just like our poems ♪

972
00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:04,353
♪ I think you'd be better
with me than your old girl but ♪

973
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,617
♪ That's just my ego talking,
hard for me to just ignore it ♪

974
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,707
♪ Kind of like those warnings
we gave each other ♪

975
00:45:09,794 --> 00:45:11,883
♪ In the early morning conversations ♪

976
00:45:11,970 --> 00:45:13,972
♪ That kept me up contemplating, waiting

977
00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:16,104
♪ For the time that
we could take when it's right ♪

978
00:45:16,191 --> 00:45:17,952
♪ But I'm tired of trying
to act like I'm fine ♪

979
00:45:17,976 --> 00:45:19,518
♪ When you pop out
with a new boo, so true ♪

980
00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:21,042
♪ You can't front that look in your eye ♪

981
00:45:21,066 --> 00:45:22,894
♪ Me and you is different

982
00:45:22,981 --> 00:45:24,741
♪ But it's like time
just ain't ever on our side ♪

983
00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:26,288
♪ I ain't even gotta hit it ♪

984
00:45:26,419 --> 00:45:28,987
♪ I get high when our minds collide ♪

985
00:45:29,074 --> 00:45:35,080
♪♪

986
00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:41,042
♪♪

987
00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:43,088
♪ I know I done sent you songs ♪

988
00:45:43,218 --> 00:45:44,674
♪ But it's like none of them
can really say it for me ♪

989
00:45:44,698 --> 00:45:46,439
♪ So I wrote my own ♪

990
00:45:46,526 --> 00:45:48,366
♪ And I'm just hoping
when you finally listen ♪

991
00:45:48,397 --> 00:45:52,445
♪ That you don't raise
up your arms and be alone ♪

992
00:45:52,488 --> 00:45:56,101
I know his ass did not ghost me.

993
00:45:56,231 --> 00:45:58,886
Even the nice ones ain't shit.

994
00:46:02,368 --> 00:46:05,284
[Water running]

995
00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:12,726
[Chuckles]

996
00:46:12,813 --> 00:46:16,904
Good morning. Did you say something?

997
00:46:16,948 --> 00:46:19,080
Good morning to you.

998
00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:21,822
And I was just talking to myself.

999
00:46:21,866 --> 00:46:23,476
Okay.

1000
00:46:23,519 --> 00:46:25,783
Um, last night was
a very pleasant surprise.

1001
00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:30,875
You've been very patient and
consistent, and you deserved it.

1002
00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:36,141
So, um, when can I see you again?

1003
00:46:37,925 --> 00:46:41,320
- Well, that depends on...
- [Cellphone chimes]

1004
00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:50,329
[Giggles]

1005
00:46:54,202 --> 00:46:55,682
[Chuckles]

1006
00:47:00,165 --> 00:47:02,645
Wait. Where you going?

1007
00:47:02,776 --> 00:47:04,517
Maybe you can call me when

1008
00:47:04,604 --> 00:47:05,910
you're not so busy.

1009
00:47:05,997 --> 00:47:08,347
No. Look.

1010
00:47:08,477 --> 00:47:11,872
You've got my undivided attention.

1011
00:47:11,959 --> 00:47:15,310
Maybe we could get something to eat.

1012
00:47:15,354 --> 00:47:17,443
I don't want our date to end yet.

1013
00:47:21,229 --> 00:47:23,710
- I guess I got a little time.
- What do you want to go?

1014
00:47:23,797 --> 00:47:25,797
- Well, we could go to this...
- [Cellphone chimes]

1015
00:47:28,019 --> 00:47:29,977
I'll see you around, Simone.

1016
00:47:30,108 --> 00:47:32,893
- Why you saying it like that?
- Don't say it like that.

1017
00:47:32,937 --> 00:47:34,939
Look, I told you at the coffee shop,

1018
00:47:35,069 --> 00:47:37,767
and I will say it again.
I'm looking for a wife,

1019
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:42,033
focused, cooperative, feminine,
to help me with these goals.

1020
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:47,386
And if you receive that
many alerts from matchmaker.

1021
00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:50,911
I don't think we're on the same page.

1022
00:47:50,955 --> 00:47:52,521
[Cellphone chimes]

1023
00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,830
I hope you find what
you're looking for, Simone.

1024
00:47:56,917 --> 00:48:03,097
♪♪

1025
00:48:03,141 --> 00:48:09,277
♪♪

1026
00:48:09,364 --> 00:48:14,717
- [Cellphone chimes]
- Leave me alone.

1027
00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:17,044
- I like this Angel Hair.
- Mnh-mnh. Put that down, girl.

1028
00:48:17,111 --> 00:48:18,547
Be attracting stuff.

1029
00:48:18,634 --> 00:48:20,462
Excuse me.

1030
00:48:20,593 --> 00:48:22,193
I've been looking for
a new bonnet 'cause

1031
00:48:22,247 --> 00:48:24,051
- mine is stretched out of shape.
- [Cellphone chimes]

1032
00:48:24,075 --> 00:48:27,687
Oh, look at this.
This got, like, a band on it,

1033
00:48:27,774 --> 00:48:30,211
but it's too loose. I don't like it.

1034
00:48:30,298 --> 00:48:33,649
These ones are like silk inside and out.

1035
00:48:33,736 --> 00:48:35,889
I think silk supposed to, like,
protect your edges or something.

1036
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,610
Or you wouldn't be it.

1037
00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:40,308
And it got like... oh, it has a drawstring,

1038
00:48:40,352 --> 00:48:42,528
to, like, make it tighter. This is cool.

1039
00:48:44,225 --> 00:48:45,313
Let's do this.

1040
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,533
Mm-hmm.

1041
00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:50,144
[Sighs] Get on my nerves.

1042
00:48:50,188 --> 00:48:54,279
♪♪

1043
00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:56,411
[Cellphone chimes]

1044
00:48:56,585 --> 00:49:04,585
♪♪

1045
00:49:05,725 --> 00:49:13,725
♪♪

1046
00:49:14,864 --> 00:49:17,389
Alright, man,
we got king Khalil in the studio

1047
00:49:17,476 --> 00:49:18,825
today talking about the fallout

1048
00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,479
from him and Simone Starr's breakup.

1049
00:49:20,522 --> 00:49:22,481
So, Khalil, you know, all the ladies,

1050
00:49:22,611 --> 00:49:24,309
they got the same questions.

1051
00:49:24,439 --> 00:49:27,573
Why? They thought y'all
was so happy, man.

1052
00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:29,879
See, bro, you know,

1053
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,578
people look at our relationship
from the outside,

1054
00:49:32,621 --> 00:49:36,756
and they assume we
this perfect couple, you know?

1055
00:49:36,843 --> 00:49:40,455
But we know shit ain't perfect, man.

1056
00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:42,109
Nah. That's true.

1057
00:49:42,196 --> 00:49:43,913
These women want to turn
every little celebrity

1058
00:49:43,937 --> 00:49:45,721
into "couple goals,"

1059
00:49:45,808 --> 00:49:47,482
not knowing what's going on
behind closed doors.

1060
00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:49,334
No, not at the end of the day.

1061
00:49:49,421 --> 00:49:52,119
You know, it's like these
online strangers have this,

1062
00:49:52,206 --> 00:49:54,992
this high expectation of you, right?

1063
00:49:55,079 --> 00:49:57,472
And they don't even know you.

1064
00:49:58,778 --> 00:50:00,649
I can admit I was wrong,

1065
00:50:00,736 --> 00:50:02,347
and I should have did the mature thing

1066
00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:04,914
and broke things off with Simone,

1067
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:08,222
or been honest about my intentions

1068
00:50:08,309 --> 00:50:11,399
so that at least she had a choice.

1069
00:50:11,486 --> 00:50:13,271
But if I'm...

1070
00:50:13,358 --> 00:50:17,449
If I'm being honest,
I definitely do feel bad.

1071
00:50:17,536 --> 00:50:20,017
But at the same time,

1072
00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:22,106
I have to accept the fact
that I'm not the same man

1073
00:50:22,193 --> 00:50:25,283
I once was when we met.

1074
00:50:25,370 --> 00:50:30,375
Uh, but any high value man knows
that when you level up

1075
00:50:32,159 --> 00:50:34,335
some people just got to get left behind.

1076
00:50:34,422 --> 00:50:37,643
Boy, you are high value lying. Come on.

1077
00:50:37,773 --> 00:50:39,079
[Knock on window]

1078
00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:42,430
Shit.

1079
00:50:42,561 --> 00:50:45,738
Si-money, what's good? You a'ight?

1080
00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:48,871
It's Simone and, yeah, I'm fine.

1081
00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:50,612
Just watching some lame ass podcast.

1082
00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:53,746
Yeah? Alright. Come walk with me.

1083
00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:54,877
Come on.

1084
00:50:55,008 --> 00:50:57,402
I got you. You in my hood.

1085
00:51:00,883 --> 00:51:04,017
Yo, y'all, this my little woo up
I was telling you about, Simone.

1086
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:06,454
- Simone, it's the gang.
- What up, what up, what up?

1087
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:09,109
Yeah.

1088
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,590
Sit your pretty ass right here, girl.

1089
00:51:18,771 --> 00:51:22,601
You got for me, man. Appreciate it.

1090
00:51:28,346 --> 00:51:31,871
I got you, babe. Mm.

1091
00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:34,047
- Mm?
- Yeah. You beautiful as fuck.

1092
00:51:34,178 --> 00:51:36,832
You deserve that.

1093
00:51:36,919 --> 00:51:39,096
Come on.
Take a ride with me right quick.

1094
00:51:42,403 --> 00:51:44,101
Damn.

1095
00:51:47,408 --> 00:51:49,410
Got it.

1096
00:51:50,498 --> 00:51:53,675
♪ Hey, yo, say you ball for this shit ♪

1097
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:56,548
[Engine revving]

1098
00:51:59,638 --> 00:52:03,163
[Ayoza's "Out Da Gate" feat.
[Big Moochie Grape playing]

1099
00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:06,819
[Indistinct rapping]

1100
00:52:06,862 --> 00:52:11,911
♪♪

1101
00:52:11,998 --> 00:52:17,046
♪♪

1102
00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:18,570
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1103
00:52:18,657 --> 00:52:20,224
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1104
00:52:20,311 --> 00:52:21,921
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1105
00:52:22,008 --> 00:52:23,575
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1106
00:52:23,662 --> 00:52:25,185
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1107
00:52:25,272 --> 00:52:27,448
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1108
00:52:27,535 --> 00:52:30,059
♪ We out da gate ♪

1109
00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:33,367
[Ayoza's "Out Da Gate" feat.
[Big Moochie Grape continues]

1110
00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:41,201
♪♪

1111
00:52:41,245 --> 00:52:48,948
♪♪

1112
00:52:49,035 --> 00:52:56,782
♪♪

1113
00:52:56,869 --> 00:52:58,392
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1114
00:52:58,479 --> 00:53:00,002
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1115
00:53:00,046 --> 00:53:01,656
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1116
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:03,397
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1117
00:53:03,484 --> 00:53:04,964
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1118
00:53:05,051 --> 00:53:07,227
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1119
00:53:07,314 --> 00:53:09,925
♪ We out da gate ♪

1120
00:53:10,012 --> 00:53:11,579
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1121
00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:13,233
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1122
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:14,930
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1123
00:53:15,017 --> 00:53:16,584
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1124
00:53:16,671 --> 00:53:18,107
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1125
00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,632
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1126
00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:22,938
♪ We out da gate

1127
00:53:23,025 --> 00:53:26,420
[Ayoza's "Out Da Gate" feat.
[Big Moochie Grape continues]

1128
00:53:26,464 --> 00:53:34,254
♪♪

1129
00:53:34,298 --> 00:53:42,088
♪♪

1130
00:53:42,131 --> 00:53:49,878
♪♪

1131
00:53:49,922 --> 00:53:51,532
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1132
00:53:51,576 --> 00:53:53,186
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1133
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,883
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1134
00:53:54,927 --> 00:53:56,537
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1135
00:53:56,581 --> 00:53:58,147
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1136
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,628
♪ We out da gate, we out da gate ♪

1137
00:54:00,715 --> 00:54:03,022
♪ We out da gate ♪

1138
00:54:04,589 --> 00:54:06,155
So you say you from up north, huh?

1139
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:08,332
Yeah Philly.

1140
00:54:08,419 --> 00:54:10,290
You miss it?

1141
00:54:10,377 --> 00:54:12,640
Um, the only thing
I really miss is the snow.

1142
00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:14,729
- It doesn't snow out here.
- Yeah.

1143
00:54:14,773 --> 00:54:18,124
It's almost Christmas and today
was like 80 degrees earlier.

1144
00:54:18,211 --> 00:54:20,387
Y'all seasons are crazy.

1145
00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:22,520
Yeah, you right. Mm.

1146
00:54:22,563 --> 00:54:24,609
- Mnh-mnh.
- Man, come on.

1147
00:54:24,739 --> 00:54:26,480
You ain't gonna smoke with me?

1148
00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:28,687
- I mean, I don't really smoke.
- I had before, but...

1149
00:54:28,787 --> 00:54:31,833
- Man, you need to loosen up.
- Hit this shit.

1150
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,618
Yeah. Come on.

1151
00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:37,143
Mnh-mnh.

1152
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,927
What?

1153
00:54:39,014 --> 00:54:40,929
Come on.
I'm gonna show you how to do it.

1154
00:54:50,156 --> 00:54:52,289
[Coughing]

1155
00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:54,726
Damn. You're not used to that shit.

1156
00:54:54,813 --> 00:54:56,815
How old you say you was again?

1157
00:54:56,902 --> 00:55:00,079
[Coughs] About to be 30.

1158
00:55:00,209 --> 00:55:04,388
- Yeah. I like cougars.
- What? I'm not that old.

1159
00:55:04,475 --> 00:55:05,998
I mean I like older bitches.

1160
00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:08,043
My bad. I like bitches. Older bitches.

1161
00:55:08,174 --> 00:55:10,655
Excuse you?

1162
00:55:10,785 --> 00:55:13,179
I'm sorry. Look, I mean no disrespect.

1163
00:55:13,266 --> 00:55:16,008
I like older ladies. My bad.

1164
00:55:16,051 --> 00:55:17,662
Oh, yeah. 'Cause I don't play that

1165
00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:20,055
getting called out my name shit for real.

1166
00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:22,580
Matter of fact, give me that.

1167
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,233
[Laughs]

1168
00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:27,411
- Alright.
- I'll throw this away.

1169
00:55:31,502 --> 00:55:32,677
Yo, what's up?

1170
00:55:36,594 --> 00:55:38,659
Damn, baby, you need to come
fuck with a real nigga.

1171
00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:41,207
This nigga got you out here
on trash duty and shit.

1172
00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:43,557
- Nah...
- Hey, my nigga, you cool?

1173
00:55:43,601 --> 00:55:45,298
You don't see me standing right here?

1174
00:55:45,385 --> 00:55:47,909
- Yeah, I see you, nigga. So?
- Well, nigga, this mine.

1175
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,713
You need to pull out
fore I make this shit real hot

1176
00:55:49,737 --> 00:55:50,869
out here.

1177
00:55:50,956 --> 00:55:52,697
Cool, bro.

1178
00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:59,617
- You good?
- Yeah, I think so.

1179
00:55:59,704 --> 00:56:01,183
Come on.

1180
00:56:13,195 --> 00:56:15,067
Why are you looking at me like that?

1181
00:56:16,285 --> 00:56:19,898
I told you, I like older ladies.

1182
00:56:19,985 --> 00:56:22,030
You're a baddie.

1183
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:25,077
So we gonna fuck or what?

1184
00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:27,775
What?

1185
00:56:27,906 --> 00:56:29,690
♪ Low key I been in my feelings ♪

1186
00:56:29,777 --> 00:56:31,866
♪ Low key I been drinkin', sippin' ♪

1187
00:56:31,953 --> 00:56:34,347
♪ Is this love or am I trippin'? ♪

1188
00:56:35,392 --> 00:56:39,221
♪ You know I would

1189
00:56:39,352 --> 00:56:43,269
♪ You know I'd ride for you,
you know I'd die for you ♪

1190
00:56:43,356 --> 00:56:45,097
♪ You know I'd ride,
early in the morning ♪

1191
00:56:45,184 --> 00:56:47,447
♪ I've been dreaming,
I've been thinking of you ♪

1192
00:56:47,534 --> 00:56:51,495
♪ Wanna touch my toes and bend
it over, bust it open for you ♪

1193
00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:53,584
♪ You said you would ride, ride, ride ♪

1194
00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:55,412
♪ Baby, you lied, lied, lied

1195
00:56:55,499 --> 00:56:57,414
I gave you my all.

1196
00:56:57,501 --> 00:57:00,417
♪ But when it was time, you ain't slide ♪

1197
00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:04,203
♪ I like it rough, I'll call your bluff ♪

1198
00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:07,424
♪ I just wanna fuck,
have you had enough? ♪

1199
00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:11,428
♪ Pick me up and toss me around,
yeah, I'd get nasty for you ♪

1200
00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:12,951
♪ Why would you play with me?

1201
00:57:13,081 --> 00:57:15,388
Girl!

1202
00:57:15,475 --> 00:57:19,218
♪ I'll never trust again,
I'll never love again ♪

1203
00:57:19,348 --> 00:57:23,178
♪ Gave all my time to you, cross
my heart and hope to die ♪

1204
00:57:23,265 --> 00:57:26,834
♪ I was your getaway
but you let me slip away ♪

1205
00:57:26,921 --> 00:57:29,837
♪ Put my heart in a sunken
place, now I can't stand ♪

1206
00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:32,361
And I'm your host, the king Khalil.

1207
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:35,626
And this is the Black Love
and Liberation podcast,

1208
00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:39,238
because black love is a revolutionary act.

1209
00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:41,458
See you next week.

1210
00:57:45,287 --> 00:57:47,899
Whew.

1211
00:57:47,986 --> 00:57:49,204
Yo.

1212
00:57:49,248 --> 00:57:51,729
Yo, where's Simone at today?

1213
00:57:51,816 --> 00:57:53,774
I don't know.

1214
00:57:53,861 --> 00:57:55,883
I just know she didn't want
to be here while you was here.

1215
00:57:55,907 --> 00:57:56,907
Who can blame her?

1216
00:57:56,995 --> 00:57:58,866
Hey, bro.

1217
00:57:58,953 --> 00:58:00,670
I know you and Simone
been friends for a long time,

1218
00:58:00,694 --> 00:58:05,003
but, um, you know
how these women are, man.

1219
00:58:07,135 --> 00:58:09,747
I'm not sure what you mean.

1220
00:58:09,834 --> 00:58:11,792
They don't know what they want.

1221
00:58:11,923 --> 00:58:16,057
I mean, she mad now,

1222
00:58:16,101 --> 00:58:18,843
but when that little loneliness set in,

1223
00:58:18,973 --> 00:58:21,585
she gonna come looking for me.

1224
00:58:21,672 --> 00:58:25,632
Then I gotta decide if, um,
I even want her ass anymore.

1225
00:58:25,676 --> 00:58:28,287
Alright. Hey, look, bro,

1226
00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:30,985
you're not gonna talk about
Simone like that, for real.

1227
00:58:31,072 --> 00:58:33,118
I'm trying to keep this shit cordial.

1228
00:58:34,554 --> 00:58:38,776
Oh, okay.

1229
00:58:38,863 --> 00:58:42,040
I see it now.

1230
00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:44,564
You got a thing for Simone.

1231
00:58:44,695 --> 00:58:48,699
Yeah. I see it.

1232
00:58:48,786 --> 00:58:52,180
Boy, you been playing
the friend zone like a champ.

1233
00:58:52,267 --> 00:58:54,313
My nigga.

1234
00:58:54,356 --> 00:58:58,535
What's it been, 10 years?

1235
00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:01,189
You the real MVP of simping.

1236
00:59:01,276 --> 00:59:04,976
Nah. You see, the difference
between me and you is

1237
00:59:05,063 --> 00:59:06,847
- I'm really her real friend.
- Right.

1238
00:59:06,934 --> 00:59:10,285
You see, I don't pretend
to care about her.

1239
00:59:10,416 --> 00:59:13,158
See, I would never hurt her
the way you did.

1240
00:59:13,288 --> 00:59:15,900
I've been trying to protect her
from niggas like you.

1241
00:59:15,943 --> 00:59:20,252
And what a simple ass nigga
like you don't understand is,

1242
00:59:20,339 --> 00:59:23,298
bitches love niggas like me.

1243
00:59:23,385 --> 00:59:24,822
Oh, yeah.

1244
00:59:24,909 --> 00:59:27,607
They'll come and talk to a nigga like you.

1245
00:59:27,738 --> 00:59:31,176
Cry on your shoulder and all that shit.

1246
00:59:31,306 --> 00:59:35,833
But when they leave you
and need they back blown out?

1247
00:59:37,704 --> 00:59:39,576
They come and find a nigga like me.

1248
00:59:41,055 --> 00:59:43,101
And that's just the way of the world, bro.

1249
00:59:44,493 --> 00:59:46,104
See you next week, man.

1250
00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:57,942
- See you next week, Carmen.
- Bye, Khalil.

1251
01:00:03,425 --> 01:00:05,427
Simone.

1252
01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:06,907
This deal is gonna fall apart

1253
01:00:06,994 --> 01:00:08,866
if we don't get the show back on track.

1254
01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:11,869
The numbers took a nosedive
today with Khalil hosting.

1255
01:00:11,999 --> 01:00:16,090
Jazzy On Go is killing us
in impressions right now.

1256
01:00:16,221 --> 01:00:19,354
Khalil is not gonna be able
to hold it together alone.

1257
01:00:19,441 --> 01:00:21,966
Call me back.

1258
01:00:41,115 --> 01:00:43,596
What? Simone,

1259
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:46,947
I know you know how important
this interview is to me.

1260
01:00:46,991 --> 01:00:48,514
Benny's at work till like 4:00,

1261
01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:51,822
and the ride share is like $70, bro.

1262
01:00:51,909 --> 01:00:55,173
Call me back.
You're my only hope, friend.

1263
01:00:57,523 --> 01:01:00,874
♪ I be in my bed, she be in the sheets ♪

1264
01:01:00,961 --> 01:01:03,529
[People moaning, cellphone vibrating]

1265
01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:10,754
♪ I be in my bed, she be in the streets ♪

1266
01:01:10,841 --> 01:01:14,235
♪ You do not compare,
we cannot compete ♪

1267
01:01:14,279 --> 01:01:17,586
♪ Never been a option if it's you or me ♪

1268
01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:20,111
♪ Never throwing shade, I don't hate ♪

1269
01:01:20,198 --> 01:01:22,504
♪ We all know I'm pressure ♪

1270
01:01:22,591 --> 01:01:25,812
♪ Pressure, pressure, pressure,
pressure break, break ♪

1271
01:01:25,899 --> 01:01:31,122
♪ Did you know that it may come
and he won't let up, let up ♪

1272
01:01:31,252 --> 01:01:34,299
♪ Been up, trending topic,
always known to get it poppin' ♪

1273
01:01:34,342 --> 01:01:39,173
♪ Better wake up, wake up,
never need a filter ♪

1274
01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:43,177
♪ He said I look even better
with no makeup, makeup ♪

1275
01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:47,051
♪ Never throwing shade, I don't hate ♪

1276
01:01:47,138 --> 01:01:49,444
♪ We all know I'm pressure ♪

1277
01:01:49,531 --> 01:01:53,797
♪ Forgive me, it's addicting,
he wanna stay with me ♪

1278
01:01:53,884 --> 01:01:57,104
♪ Don't wanna go,
got him all in his feelings ♪

1279
01:01:57,235 --> 01:02:00,629
♪ He claim he the realest,
I don't wanna hear it ♪

1280
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:04,982
♪ You gotta show, young boss
chick, all about my money ♪

1281
01:02:05,069 --> 01:02:08,376
♪ I'ma set the bar,
make it harder for who coming ♪

1282
01:02:08,463 --> 01:02:11,684
♪ Never get to see me
body swaying, daddy let me ♪

1283
01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:15,427
♪ When the pressure come,
all these boys get to running ♪

1284
01:02:15,470 --> 01:02:20,084
♪ Pressure, pressure,
pressure, pressure ♪

1285
01:02:20,171 --> 01:02:22,390
♪ He keep telling all his homeboy he ♪

1286
01:02:22,477 --> 01:02:26,438
♪ Pressure, pressure, pressure ♪

1287
01:02:26,568 --> 01:02:28,657
♪ He keep telling all his homeboy he ♪

1288
01:02:28,745 --> 01:02:32,009
♪ I be in my bed, she be in the streets ♪

1289
01:02:32,096 --> 01:02:35,360
♪ You do not compare,
we cannot compete ♪

1290
01:02:35,447 --> 01:02:38,667
♪ Never been a option if it's you or me ♪

1291
01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:41,192
♪ Never doing shade, I don't hate ♪

1292
01:02:41,235 --> 01:02:46,414
♪ We all know I'm pressure,
pressure, pressure break ♪

1293
01:02:46,545 --> 01:02:50,897
♪ Did you know that they might
come and see my head up ♪

1294
01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:55,249
Porsha.

1295
01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:57,774
You know I'm sorry.

1296
01:02:57,817 --> 01:03:00,211
I'll make it up to you, I promise.

1297
01:03:00,341 --> 01:03:02,953
Please forgive me and make me
one of those strong ass cosmos.

1298
01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:04,781
I'm not in the mood, Simone.

1299
01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:06,652
Porsh, don't do me like that.

1300
01:03:06,739 --> 01:03:09,481
I got tied up, and I just forgot.

1301
01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:13,093
Forgot one of the most
important days of your friend's life?

1302
01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:15,202
Girl, you being a little
dramatic, don't you think?

1303
01:03:15,226 --> 01:03:17,837
But, girl, this man? Ohh.

1304
01:03:17,924 --> 01:03:19,902
I can't think about nothing else
when I'm with him.

1305
01:03:19,926 --> 01:03:21,556
- He's just so...
- I know you not sitting here

1306
01:03:21,580 --> 01:03:23,166
telling me that you made me
miss my interview

1307
01:03:23,190 --> 01:03:25,410
because of a dick appointment.
That's crazy.

1308
01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:27,847
But it ain't no regular dick,
though, Porsh. He got...

1309
01:03:27,978 --> 01:03:29,631
Girl, fuck you.

1310
01:03:32,112 --> 01:03:34,506
Can you tell them it was my fault?

1311
01:03:34,593 --> 01:03:36,725
Can they let you reschedule it?

1312
01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:38,945
Luckily, my real friend Benny

1313
01:03:39,032 --> 01:03:41,208
was able to take a early lunch
and drop me off.

1314
01:03:41,295 --> 01:03:43,297
I can always depend on him.

1315
01:03:43,471 --> 01:03:51,471
♪♪

1316
01:03:52,045 --> 01:04:00,045
♪♪

1317
01:04:00,575 --> 01:04:08,575
♪♪

1318
01:04:16,635 --> 01:04:18,985
Hey. Kevin, right?

1319
01:04:19,116 --> 01:04:21,858
Simone. What's up?

1320
01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,339
I saw that drama
you had going on online.

1321
01:04:25,426 --> 01:04:27,341
- You good?
- Yeah.

1322
01:04:27,385 --> 01:04:30,605
I'm just fine. Living my best life.

1323
01:04:30,649 --> 01:04:32,042
Is that right?

1324
01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:34,305
Mm-hmm.

1325
01:04:34,392 --> 01:04:37,656
Well, how about you let me take
you to dinner or something?

1326
01:04:37,743 --> 01:04:39,484
Well, that would be unprofessional,

1327
01:04:39,614 --> 01:04:41,181
wouldn't it, Mr. Carr?

1328
01:04:41,268 --> 01:04:42,680
I mean, journalistic integrity at all.

1329
01:04:42,704 --> 01:04:45,794
But you did say you was done with

1330
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:47,884
the public opinion of you though, right?

1331
01:04:49,711 --> 01:04:53,019
Well played. Using my post against me.

1332
01:04:53,106 --> 01:04:57,328
So let's say I pick you up around 8:00?

1333
01:04:57,415 --> 01:04:59,373
Mm. I guess we'll see.

1334
01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:00,897
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

1335
01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:03,160
So what, you playing hard to get
or something?

1336
01:05:03,247 --> 01:05:06,119
Like, it's cool. I like that.

1337
01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:09,122
But I look forward to seeing you.

1338
01:05:09,166 --> 01:05:10,254
Okay.

1339
01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:16,347
On another note, Miss Starr,
how's the online dating going?

1340
01:05:16,434 --> 01:05:17,957
I'm sure you have some stories

1341
01:05:18,088 --> 01:05:19,654
that would make for great content.

1342
01:05:19,785 --> 01:05:21,178
Oh, yeah.

1343
01:05:21,265 --> 01:05:24,007
It's giving and taking,

1344
01:05:24,094 --> 01:05:26,270
but I'm just trusting the process

1345
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,533
and learning from my mistakes.

1346
01:05:28,663 --> 01:05:31,057
What about Khalil?

1347
01:05:31,144 --> 01:05:34,234
- What about him?
- Do you think you're over him?

1348
01:05:34,321 --> 01:05:36,149
Are you ready to host with him again?

1349
01:05:36,236 --> 01:05:39,631
What? Of course I am.

1350
01:05:41,154 --> 01:05:43,809
Well, I guess so.

1351
01:05:45,245 --> 01:05:46,855
I don't know.

1352
01:05:46,986 --> 01:05:49,032
It's like one day, I'm completely over him,

1353
01:05:49,162 --> 01:05:50,574
and then the next,
I just want to lay in bed

1354
01:05:50,598 --> 01:05:52,861
and play in his hair.

1355
01:05:52,905 --> 01:05:54,425
Okay, well, you have a couple of weeks

1356
01:05:54,472 --> 01:05:57,518
to figure it out before the relaunch.

1357
01:05:57,605 --> 01:05:59,607
Let me know if you need anything, okay?

1358
01:05:59,651 --> 01:06:00,652
You're the best, Carmen.

1359
01:06:00,695 --> 01:06:02,784
I know.

1360
01:06:02,871 --> 01:06:06,701
Oh, I just seen
Kevin Carr walking out of here.

1361
01:06:06,788 --> 01:06:08,355
What y'all got going on?

1362
01:06:08,486 --> 01:06:11,141
- Nothing scandalous.
- He's just looking for an agent

1363
01:06:11,228 --> 01:06:13,317
to help with some of his new ventures.

1364
01:06:13,404 --> 01:06:16,102
Mm-hmm. Okay, girl, I hear you.

1365
01:06:16,233 --> 01:06:18,322
Oh, don't do it.

1366
01:06:18,452 --> 01:06:20,498
- You're crazy.
- Mnh-mnh.

1367
01:06:20,585 --> 01:06:22,717
- Hey, let me get this.
- Okay. See you soon.

1368
01:06:22,804 --> 01:06:25,503
See you. Hi, this is Carmen.

1369
01:06:25,590 --> 01:06:33,590
♪♪

1370
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:35,382
Please don't do that.

1371
01:06:35,469 --> 01:06:38,342
Not trying to tempt...

1372
01:06:38,472 --> 01:06:41,388
Benny, can you please tell Porsha

1373
01:06:41,519 --> 01:06:43,956
for the hundredth time that I'm sorry?

1374
01:06:44,043 --> 01:06:47,220
Porsh. She's sorry.

1375
01:06:47,307 --> 01:06:49,614
Damn.

1376
01:06:49,701 --> 01:06:52,356
Benny. Did she tell you
that she stood me up

1377
01:06:52,443 --> 01:06:54,247
because she was too busy
getting her cheeks clapped

1378
01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:57,013
by that little ghetto boy
from Matchmaker?

1379
01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:58,623
What?

1380
01:06:58,710 --> 01:07:00,364
The one with the tattoo on his face?

1381
01:07:00,494 --> 01:07:04,107
Bitch, you keeping secrets. [Both laugh]

1382
01:07:04,194 --> 01:07:08,502
I guess her operation ho
phase is all that matters now.

1383
01:07:08,589 --> 01:07:12,506
- Porsh, stop.
- You know me better than anybody.

1384
01:07:12,593 --> 01:07:14,639
I really just lost track of time.

1385
01:07:18,860 --> 01:07:22,255
Okay, I'll forgive you.

1386
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:24,388
You know I can't stay mad at y'all.

1387
01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:27,173
But don't do me like that again,
or you gonna catch these hands.

1388
01:07:27,217 --> 01:07:30,611
- Understood.
- Okay.

1389
01:07:30,742 --> 01:07:32,439
Mwah. Mwah.

1390
01:07:32,526 --> 01:07:35,616
Yay. Kumbaya.

1391
01:07:35,747 --> 01:07:37,270
Now, Simone,

1392
01:07:37,401 --> 01:07:39,490
who's that man
you going out with tonight?

1393
01:07:39,533 --> 01:07:42,623
Oh, Kevin Carr, the
newly retired football player

1394
01:07:42,710 --> 01:07:44,669
that was on a show a few weeks ago?

1395
01:07:44,799 --> 01:07:47,237
You talking about that
chocolate man y'all interviewed?

1396
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:51,458
- Yes, sir. That's the one.
- He was fine-fine.

1397
01:07:51,545 --> 01:07:53,156
I know, right?

1398
01:07:53,243 --> 01:07:54,896
We ran into each other
at Carmen's office.

1399
01:07:54,983 --> 01:07:56,942
He said he's seen
all the drama with Khalil

1400
01:07:57,029 --> 01:07:58,639
and wanted to treat me to dinner.

1401
01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:01,816
Okay. He used to play ball, so you know

1402
01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:03,359
he got a little something
going on in them pockets.

1403
01:08:03,383 --> 01:08:05,298
Mm-hmm.

1404
01:08:05,385 --> 01:08:07,692
I see you, Miss Starr,
getting dates with ballers

1405
01:08:07,779 --> 01:08:10,086
and didn't even have to use the app!

1406
01:08:10,173 --> 01:08:13,219
I have noticed
a little glow coming up off you.

1407
01:08:13,263 --> 01:08:17,310
I see Project Ho Phase is
yielding some positive results.

1408
01:08:17,441 --> 01:08:21,314
Let's just say I'm learning a lot.

1409
01:08:21,401 --> 01:08:25,188
A lot about men and a lot about myself.

1410
01:08:25,275 --> 01:08:27,103
And I'm here for it all, friend.

1411
01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:29,409
Me, too. It's the growth for me.

1412
01:08:29,540 --> 01:08:31,281
Mm-hmm. And, y'all,

1413
01:08:31,368 --> 01:08:33,544
I'm thinking about
trying something different.

1414
01:08:33,631 --> 01:08:36,373
- Ah.
- How different?

1415
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:39,680
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.

1416
01:08:39,724 --> 01:08:42,683
Okay, so you trying to try
a little milk of magnesia.

1417
01:08:42,770 --> 01:08:44,685
Mm-hmm.

1418
01:08:44,772 --> 01:08:47,732
- Okay, white zaddy.
- A little swirl for the culture.

1419
01:08:47,819 --> 01:08:50,517
And he's cute. It's giving...

1420
01:08:50,604 --> 01:08:52,302
Travis Kelce.

1421
01:08:52,432 --> 01:08:53,999
Yep.

1422
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:56,001
And it says he is CEO of a crypto firm,

1423
01:08:56,044 --> 01:08:57,872
so you know he got a little check.

1424
01:08:57,916 --> 01:08:59,744
Just my type.

1425
01:08:59,831 --> 01:09:03,661
Girl, anybody with some money
in their hand is your type.

1426
01:09:03,748 --> 01:09:07,317
Uh, yeah. Men with money,
that's my type.

1427
01:09:08,753 --> 01:09:12,757
Y'all, I think I'ma have
to cut off the hood bae.

1428
01:09:12,844 --> 01:09:14,759
He's just too toxic.

1429
01:09:14,802 --> 01:09:17,675
Yeah, 'cause, um, you have
never broke a promise to me.

1430
01:09:17,805 --> 01:09:20,112
So you have clearly been "dickmatized."

1431
01:09:20,199 --> 01:09:23,028
Yeah, friend. You done had your fun.

1432
01:09:23,115 --> 01:09:24,725
It's time to move on.

1433
01:09:24,812 --> 01:09:27,424
I know. But every time I see him,

1434
01:09:27,511 --> 01:09:30,775
it's like that logic
just goes right out the window.

1435
01:09:30,905 --> 01:09:33,604
That's what that toxic
eggplant will do to you.

1436
01:09:33,691 --> 01:09:35,083
I have to cut him off.

1437
01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:37,347
But it's hard.

1438
01:09:37,434 --> 01:09:39,610
It's so hard.

1439
01:09:39,697 --> 01:09:40,872
Oh.

1440
01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:03,503
Yeah, I think so. Is it a warehouse?

1441
01:10:05,288 --> 01:10:07,072
Is it safe out here?

1442
01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:10,902
Okay.

1443
01:10:24,698 --> 01:10:26,657
Hey.

1444
01:10:26,744 --> 01:10:29,094
Glad you could make it.

1445
01:10:29,181 --> 01:10:30,922
Damn, you look good.

1446
01:10:31,052 --> 01:10:32,706
You don't look bad yourself.

1447
01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:37,668
What is this place?

1448
01:10:37,755 --> 01:10:39,974
I probably can show you
better than I can tell you.

1449
01:10:40,061 --> 01:10:42,107
Come on.

1450
01:10:42,194 --> 01:10:45,763
[Kendrick P.'s "Wish List" playing]

1451
01:10:45,806 --> 01:10:51,682
♪♪

1452
01:10:51,812 --> 01:10:53,945
♪ Yeah, whoa, oh, oh ♪

1453
01:10:54,075 --> 01:10:55,075
♪ KP, baby ♪

1454
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:58,297
♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪

1455
01:10:58,384 --> 01:11:02,519
♪ Distance, I hate this distance, love ♪

1456
01:11:02,606 --> 01:11:05,957
♪ Missing, tired of missing ya ♪

1457
01:11:06,044 --> 01:11:10,396
♪ Don't need no mistletoe
for me to kiss on you ♪

1458
01:11:10,483 --> 01:11:11,919
♪ What's on your wish list? ♪

1459
01:11:12,006 --> 01:11:15,183
♪ I'm getting it this Christmas, oh ♪

1460
01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:16,924
♪ Truth is, you're the best thing ♪

1461
01:11:16,968 --> 01:11:18,056
♪ I won't lose this

1462
01:11:18,099 --> 01:11:19,187
♪ Ain't no hoes, no

1463
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,450
♪ Cut them loose ends ♪

1464
01:11:20,580 --> 01:11:22,669
♪ Got me movin' unusually ♪

1465
01:11:22,756 --> 01:11:24,323
♪ Take you shopping out in Houston ♪

1466
01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:26,238
♪ You deserve more, let me prove it ♪

1467
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,892
♪ Oh Let me show you.

1468
01:11:27,979 --> 01:11:30,982
♪ What you need it'll be under this tree ♪

1469
01:11:31,025 --> 01:11:37,336
♪ Christmas every day
when you're my baby ♪

1470
01:11:37,380 --> 01:11:42,515
♪ I need you to know
that you're amazing ♪

1471
01:11:42,559 --> 01:11:45,910
♪ So I'll be your everyday Santa Claus ♪

1472
01:11:45,997 --> 01:11:47,825
♪ Have 'em all saying ♪

1473
01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:54,092
♪ Christmas every day
when you're my baby ♪

1474
01:11:54,222 --> 01:11:59,402
♪ I need you to know
that you're amazing ♪

1475
01:11:59,489 --> 01:12:02,753
♪ So I'll be your everyday Santa Claus ♪

1476
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,581
♪ Have 'em all saying ♪

1477
01:12:04,668 --> 01:12:05,930
♪ Why he do that? ♪

1478
01:12:05,973 --> 01:12:07,235
♪ He spending bank

1479
01:12:07,279 --> 01:12:09,063
♪ He get it all for her

1480
01:12:09,194 --> 01:12:11,675
♪ She pop out in the latest fashion ♪

1481
01:12:11,762 --> 01:12:13,459
♪ Have 'em lost for words ♪

1482
01:12:13,503 --> 01:12:15,243
♪ And I know her worth

1483
01:12:15,287 --> 01:12:17,115
♪ Hit me one call and I fill her purse ♪

1484
01:12:17,245 --> 01:12:18,245
♪ Held me down... ♪

1485
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:20,031
[Clears throat]

1486
01:12:20,161 --> 01:12:22,555
[Clears throat]

1487
01:12:22,642 --> 01:12:24,731
What the hell is going on here?

1488
01:12:24,775 --> 01:12:26,516
Oh. [Chuckle]

1489
01:12:26,603 --> 01:12:27,952
My bad.

1490
01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:30,911
Simone, this is Leilani.

1491
01:12:30,998 --> 01:12:32,913
Leilani, this is Simone,

1492
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,238
the woman I was telling you about.

1493
01:12:34,262 --> 01:12:35,351
Hi.

1494
01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:37,091
[Scoffs]

1495
01:12:37,178 --> 01:12:39,113
I still don't understand
what's going on here, Kevin.

1496
01:12:39,137 --> 01:12:41,357
[Moaning in distance]

1497
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:44,403
Well, I saw where you posted
that you was on this journey,

1498
01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:46,884
you know,
looking to try new experiences.

1499
01:12:46,971 --> 01:12:50,540
So, me and Leilani,
we're looking for a third.

1500
01:12:51,715 --> 01:12:53,238
Thought you might be interested.

1501
01:12:53,325 --> 01:12:54,457
A third what?

1502
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:55,936
We're poly.

1503
01:12:56,023 --> 01:12:57,851
We're looking for another woman.

1504
01:12:57,895 --> 01:12:59,636
What? Are you serious?

1505
01:12:59,679 --> 01:13:01,594
- Hmph.
- Mnh-mnh.

1506
01:13:01,681 --> 01:13:03,683
Yeah, I mean [Chuckles]

1507
01:13:03,814 --> 01:13:06,556
you were kind of already in
a poly relationship with Khalil.

1508
01:13:06,599 --> 01:13:08,514
[Chuckles] You just didn't know it.

1509
01:13:08,601 --> 01:13:11,343
Or maybe you were pretending
not to know.

1510
01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:13,301
You know, over here,

1511
01:13:13,432 --> 01:13:15,434
we like to keep things real open
and honest.

1512
01:13:15,521 --> 01:13:17,131
Mm.

1513
01:13:17,175 --> 01:13:19,003
You know what?

1514
01:13:19,046 --> 01:13:22,398
Kevin, you and your little
freaky ass minion over there,

1515
01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:24,443
y'all lose my contact, alright?

1516
01:13:24,487 --> 01:13:25,662
Forever.

1517
01:13:25,749 --> 01:13:27,011
Mnh, goodbye.

1518
01:13:27,098 --> 01:13:29,405
[Indistinct chatter in distance]

1519
01:13:29,492 --> 01:13:31,189
You sure?

1520
01:13:31,276 --> 01:13:37,021
♪ Christmas every day
when you're my baby ♪

1521
01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:42,287
♪ I need you to know
that you're amazing ♪

1522
01:13:42,374 --> 01:13:45,682
♪ I'll be your everyday Santa Claus ♪

1523
01:13:45,812 --> 01:13:48,032
♪ Have 'em all saying ♪

1524
01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:50,600
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1525
01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:54,865
♪ Santa Claus, baby,
one call and I'll hit you off ♪

1526
01:13:54,952 --> 01:14:02,133
♪♪

1527
01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:03,526
[Vehicle door closes]

1528
01:14:03,613 --> 01:14:05,571
[Sighs]

1529
01:14:05,702 --> 01:14:08,444
You can't just spring
something like that on somebody.

1530
01:14:08,531 --> 01:14:09,923
[Exhales slowly]

1531
01:14:10,010 --> 01:14:13,187
These niggas is crazy. [Sighs]

1532
01:14:13,274 --> 01:14:14,667
You know what?

1533
01:14:14,754 --> 01:14:16,626
I'm-a just be celibate.

1534
01:14:16,713 --> 01:14:19,498
Yep, I'm gonna be celibate
because it's not worth it.

1535
01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:22,675
This is not worth it. Nope.
[Cellphone chimes]

1536
01:14:22,762 --> 01:14:24,590
[Sighs]

1537
01:14:24,677 --> 01:14:26,418
[Chuckles lightly]

1538
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:29,552
[Traffic passing]

1539
01:14:32,119 --> 01:14:33,817
[Message chimes]

1540
01:14:35,601 --> 01:14:37,995
[Message chimes]

1541
01:14:41,172 --> 01:14:43,957
[Vehicles passing]

1542
01:14:46,046 --> 01:14:48,484
[Chuckles]

1543
01:14:50,834 --> 01:14:53,097
[Both moaning]

1544
01:14:53,184 --> 01:14:56,013
- Ah...
- Mm...

1545
01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:57,754
Oh.

1546
01:14:57,797 --> 01:15:00,278
[Both sigh]

1547
01:15:03,934 --> 01:15:06,023
[Exhales sharply]

1548
01:15:07,807 --> 01:15:09,026
What you about to do?

1549
01:15:11,681 --> 01:15:14,161
I guess I'm gonna leave.

1550
01:15:14,248 --> 01:15:15,965
- I mean, Look.
- Let me run you downstairs.

1551
01:15:15,989 --> 01:15:17,600
Then I gotta make a few runs.

1552
01:15:24,302 --> 01:15:26,739
I thought you wanted
to talk to me about something.

1553
01:15:26,826 --> 01:15:30,613
Yeah. It's probably best
that we take a break.

1554
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:32,310
Damn. I thought we was having fun.

1555
01:15:32,397 --> 01:15:34,007
No, I do have a lot of fun with you.

1556
01:15:34,094 --> 01:15:36,096
It's just...

1557
01:15:36,183 --> 01:15:38,403
I got a lot of things
I need to focus on right now.

1558
01:15:38,490 --> 01:15:41,014
And I don't need any distractions.

1559
01:15:41,101 --> 01:15:43,541
I mean, sometimes you need a
good distraction, though, right?

1560
01:15:50,676 --> 01:15:53,070
[Tires squeal]

1561
01:15:53,157 --> 01:15:54,854
Hey, look. Come on.

1562
01:15:54,941 --> 01:15:56,726
- What?
- Get in the car.

1563
01:15:56,769 --> 01:15:58,336
- Get in the car.
- What's going on?

1564
01:15:58,423 --> 01:16:00,468
No. Just go. Go!

1565
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:01,469
Go! [Vehicle door closes]

1566
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,776
[Gunshots]

1567
01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:06,039
[Gunfire] [Tires screech]

1568
01:16:06,126 --> 01:16:08,085
[Gunfire continues]

1569
01:16:08,215 --> 01:16:10,391
[Sirens wailing in distance]

1570
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:16,267
♪♪

1571
01:16:16,310 --> 01:16:22,012
♪♪

1572
01:16:22,055 --> 01:16:25,102
[Sirens wailing]

1573
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:34,024
♪♪

1574
01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:40,378
♪♪

1575
01:16:40,508 --> 01:16:42,467
[Door creaks open]

1576
01:16:42,554 --> 01:16:44,730
[Objects clattering]

1577
01:16:44,817 --> 01:16:46,819
[Door creaks close]

1578
01:16:46,863 --> 01:16:48,473
[Exhales heavily]

1579
01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,127
Hey.

1580
01:16:50,214 --> 01:16:52,564
Porsha said you was going out tonight,

1581
01:16:52,695 --> 01:16:55,349
so I thought I'd work
on some stuff for the relaunch.

1582
01:16:55,393 --> 01:16:56,786
[Shoe thuds]

1583
01:16:56,873 --> 01:16:58,309
I can pack it up, though.

1584
01:16:59,571 --> 01:17:00,877
You're fine.

1585
01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:05,316
Just keep doing whatever
it is that you're doing.

1586
01:17:05,446 --> 01:17:07,144
I'm just gonna sit right here.

1587
01:17:12,584 --> 01:17:13,846
Rough day?

1588
01:17:13,933 --> 01:17:17,154
[Sighs] You have no idea.

1589
01:17:18,329 --> 01:17:20,505
I think I'm a trap queen now.

1590
01:17:20,548 --> 01:17:21,898
What?

1591
01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:23,726
Never mind.

1592
01:17:23,813 --> 01:17:27,555
Why are men such trash, Jabari?

1593
01:17:27,686 --> 01:17:31,037
They're either narcissistic, insecure,

1594
01:17:31,124 --> 01:17:34,432
or they just crazy.

1595
01:17:34,562 --> 01:17:37,000
Well, maybe it's just the ones
you're picking.

1596
01:17:38,784 --> 01:17:41,700
Trust me. [Yawns]

1597
01:17:41,831 --> 01:17:44,616
I've had a variety of all kinds.

1598
01:17:44,703 --> 01:17:46,400
They're all crazy.

1599
01:17:46,487 --> 01:17:49,012
They can't all be crazy, Simone.

1600
01:17:49,055 --> 01:17:52,493
99.9%.

1601
01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:55,192
Well, everybody except for you.

1602
01:17:55,279 --> 01:17:56,846
You're one of the good ones.

1603
01:17:59,239 --> 01:18:02,025
So your little experiment
isn't going well, huh?

1604
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:05,028
Is that bad?

1605
01:18:05,115 --> 01:18:08,553
"Game of Thrones" finale bad.

1606
01:18:08,596 --> 01:18:09,946
That's pretty bad. [Chuckles]

1607
01:18:13,819 --> 01:18:16,474
Oh, I hate to make it worse.

1608
01:18:16,517 --> 01:18:19,695
But... you should see this.

1609
01:18:24,047 --> 01:18:26,005
Is this y'all's queen?

1610
01:18:26,092 --> 01:18:30,793
Miss Simon Starr, relationship guru?

1611
01:18:30,836 --> 01:18:32,969
Sluttin' around town
with your local thugs.

1612
01:18:33,056 --> 01:18:37,016
But you were just tryna hunch
on me last week, though.

1613
01:18:37,103 --> 01:18:40,498
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got all the receipts.

1614
01:18:40,541 --> 01:18:43,022
We was good. We was...

1615
01:18:43,109 --> 01:18:46,983
We was hot and heavy until
she found out I was a bisexual.

1616
01:18:47,070 --> 01:18:49,681
[ Sighs ] Whole vibe changed.

1617
01:18:49,768 --> 01:18:54,381
I mean, like,
homophobic much, Miss Starr?

1618
01:18:54,468 --> 01:18:58,211
Let this be a warning to all of y'all.

1619
01:18:58,298 --> 01:18:59,647
Don't ever play with my feelings

1620
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:03,303
unless... you wanna get exposed.

1621
01:19:03,390 --> 01:19:05,044
On my soul.

1622
01:19:05,828 --> 01:19:08,308
[Sighs] You know what?

1623
01:19:08,395 --> 01:19:10,876
- Hm?
- I don't even care.

1624
01:19:10,963 --> 01:19:14,010
People are gonna believe what
they want to believe anyway.

1625
01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:16,316
I'm spent.

1626
01:19:16,403 --> 01:19:19,102
You told me it was real in these streets.

1627
01:19:19,232 --> 01:19:21,017
I was not ready.

1628
01:19:22,235 --> 01:19:23,759
[Sighs]

1629
01:19:25,586 --> 01:19:26,762
Yeah.

1630
01:19:28,328 --> 01:19:30,156
Well, maybe the man you need

1631
01:19:30,243 --> 01:19:32,768
is right under your nose, Simone.

1632
01:19:44,692 --> 01:19:46,259
[Sighs]

1633
01:19:47,478 --> 01:19:49,785
[Sighs contendedly]

1634
01:20:01,492 --> 01:20:05,583
♪♪

1635
01:20:05,670 --> 01:20:07,803
[Keyboard clacking]

1636
01:20:07,977 --> 01:20:15,977
♪♪

1637
01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:18,161
♪ They tryna tell me ♪

1638
01:20:18,204 --> 01:20:21,164
♪ Tell me that I'm good without you ♪

1639
01:20:21,251 --> 01:20:23,993
♪♪

1640
01:20:24,123 --> 01:20:28,258
♪ Just stay with the things
that make you feel good ♪

1641
01:20:28,345 --> 01:20:30,782
♪♪

1642
01:20:30,869 --> 01:20:35,526
♪ But I don't see it saving me ♪

1643
01:20:35,613 --> 01:20:39,051
♪ Pretty on a shelf, it's clear to see ♪

1644
01:20:39,182 --> 01:20:41,184
♪ That I can see right through it ♪

1645
01:20:41,271 --> 01:20:44,927
♪ Looking so translucent,
being all elusive ♪

1646
01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:48,539
♪ That's why all
I want for Christmas is you ♪

1647
01:20:48,582 --> 01:20:51,934
♪ Ain't nobody else
gonna love me like you ♪

1648
01:20:52,021 --> 01:20:55,415
♪ Not entertaining thoughts
of the mysteries ♪

1649
01:20:55,502 --> 01:20:56,982
♪ Or the fairy tales ♪

1650
01:20:57,069 --> 01:21:01,117
♪ All I want for Christmas is you ♪

1651
01:21:01,204 --> 01:21:04,468
♪ Why, oh, why-why-why-why ♪

1652
01:21:04,555 --> 01:21:08,037
♪ They try, try, try-y-y-y ♪

1653
01:21:08,167 --> 01:21:11,823
♪ To hide, hi-i-i-i-ide ♪

1654
01:21:11,910 --> 01:21:15,305
♪ Behind li-li-i-i-ies ♪

1655
01:21:15,392 --> 01:21:17,089
♪ We just wanna look good ♪

1656
01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:18,699
♪ Cravin' the attention ♪

1657
01:21:18,786 --> 01:21:20,397
♪ We don't know when to stop ♪

1658
01:21:20,484 --> 01:21:22,660
♪ So we keep going till we drop, yeah ♪

1659
01:21:22,703 --> 01:21:26,359
♪ Let me tell you 'bout a little
thing that I know of ♪

1660
01:21:26,446 --> 01:21:28,796
♪ It can give you everything you need ♪

1661
01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,363
♪ Oh, just look up ♪

1662
01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:32,496
♪ All I want for Christmas is you ♪

1663
01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:36,282
♪ Ain't nobody else
gonna love me like you ♪

1664
01:21:36,369 --> 01:21:39,677
♪ Not entertaining thoughts
of the mysteries ♪

1665
01:21:39,764 --> 01:21:41,287
♪ Or the fairy tales ♪

1666
01:21:41,418 --> 01:21:44,290
♪ All I want for Christmas is you ♪

1667
01:21:44,421 --> 01:21:46,205
- [Rapping]
- ♪ Yeah, yeah I got you ♪

1668
01:21:46,292 --> 01:21:48,555
♪ You got me, we gon' hold it down ♪

1669
01:21:48,642 --> 01:21:52,211
♪ Hey, got my squad, family,
no one else around ♪

1670
01:21:52,298 --> 01:21:54,344
♪ Hey, I'm feeling blessed,
so I give him thanks ♪

1671
01:21:54,431 --> 01:21:56,302
♪ We're one of a kind,
you cannot replace ♪

1672
01:21:56,433 --> 01:21:58,130
♪ Got all I need, no upgrade, yeah ♪

1673
01:21:58,217 --> 01:22:00,263
♪ He made us new, new update ♪

1674
01:22:00,306 --> 01:22:02,482
♪ And I'm hoping
that you stick around me ♪

1675
01:22:02,569 --> 01:22:04,615
♪ Just stay in the circle,
we all connected ♪

1676
01:22:04,702 --> 01:22:06,356
♪ Just like an Audi ♪

1677
01:22:06,486 --> 01:22:08,246
♪ When I feel like I'm going off the rails ♪

1678
01:22:08,271 --> 01:22:09,968
♪ You keeping me grounded

1679
01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:12,014
♪ You showin' me love
and taking me up ♪

1680
01:22:12,057 --> 01:22:14,451
♪ I'm glad that you found me, found me ♪

1681
01:22:14,494 --> 01:22:17,106
All I want for Christmas is you ♪

1682
01:22:17,149 --> 01:22:20,544
♪ Ain't nobody else
gonna love me like you ♪

1683
01:22:20,587 --> 01:22:24,678
♪ Not entertaining thoughts
of the mysteries... ♪

1684
01:22:24,765 --> 01:22:26,550
I don't know if he's Mr. Right,

1685
01:22:26,637 --> 01:22:28,900
but he's definitely Mr. Right now.

1686
01:22:28,987 --> 01:22:31,555
Hold on, y'all. Say hi to him.

1687
01:22:31,642 --> 01:22:33,470
These are my besties
I was telling you about.

1688
01:22:33,513 --> 01:22:35,167
Hey, what's going on, y'all?

1689
01:22:35,254 --> 01:22:37,387
Wait. Hold on, y'all. Let me take this.

1690
01:22:39,606 --> 01:22:40,694
Hey, Carmen. What's up?

1691
01:22:40,781 --> 01:22:42,609
Good news, mamita,

1692
01:22:42,696 --> 01:22:44,742
The sponsors want you
back for next week's show.

1693
01:22:44,829 --> 01:22:46,613
I know you're in Bali.

1694
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:48,920
I just need you back
in the States by Tuesday, okay?

1695
01:22:49,007 --> 01:22:50,922
Sure. No problem. I'll be there.

1696
01:22:51,053 --> 01:22:53,577
Okay. Perfect. Enjoy the rest of the trip.

1697
01:22:53,664 --> 01:22:55,492
Thank you, Carmen.

1698
01:22:55,579 --> 01:22:58,625
[Indistinct chatter]

1699
01:23:21,953 --> 01:23:25,696
How many women were there, Khalil?

1700
01:23:25,783 --> 01:23:29,221
Uh, I... I can't say.

1701
01:23:29,265 --> 01:23:31,049
Wow.

1702
01:23:31,180 --> 01:23:32,703
That many, huh?

1703
01:23:33,747 --> 01:23:36,011
I apologize for hurting you, Simone.

1704
01:23:38,709 --> 01:23:40,754
Was it worth it?

1705
01:23:40,841 --> 01:23:43,540
Was it worth throwing away
everything we worked hard for?

1706
01:23:45,542 --> 01:23:48,153
I had to grow as a man.

1707
01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:50,764
And unfortunately

1708
01:23:50,851 --> 01:23:54,029
you were a casualty of that growth.

1709
01:23:56,335 --> 01:23:59,295
Now, I'm not proud of what I did,

1710
01:23:59,382 --> 01:24:01,688
but I don't regret it either.

1711
01:24:03,864 --> 01:24:06,258
Maybe I was naive to believe that...

1712
01:24:06,389 --> 01:24:08,695
I'd be with my college sweetheart forever.

1713
01:24:09,914 --> 01:24:11,742
This is not your fault, Simone.

1714
01:24:13,265 --> 01:24:15,224
You did everything you needed to do.

1715
01:24:15,311 --> 01:24:17,487
It's just...

1716
01:24:17,574 --> 01:24:18,574
We outgrew each other.

1717
01:24:18,618 --> 01:24:20,925
And that's okay.

1718
01:24:22,405 --> 01:24:24,146
I just don't want you to hate me.

1719
01:24:25,756 --> 01:24:28,237
I just never envisioned
my life without you.

1720
01:24:30,282 --> 01:24:32,676
I loved you.

1721
01:24:32,763 --> 01:24:34,678
I thought we were perfect.

1722
01:24:36,549 --> 01:24:38,290
But I guess it's all a facade.

1723
01:24:38,334 --> 01:24:40,466
That's not true.

1724
01:24:40,597 --> 01:24:43,078
I never lied about my feelings for you.

1725
01:24:44,992 --> 01:24:47,169
I truly loved you.

1726
01:24:47,212 --> 01:24:50,302
It's just

1727
01:24:50,389 --> 01:24:51,521
you weren't enough.

1728
01:24:51,608 --> 01:24:57,048
♪♪

1729
01:24:57,179 --> 01:24:58,876
[Exhales sharply]

1730
01:24:58,963 --> 01:25:04,360
♪♪

1731
01:25:04,447 --> 01:25:09,887
♪♪

1732
01:25:10,017 --> 01:25:11,976
[Indistinct chatter]

1733
01:25:12,019 --> 01:25:14,587
[Laughing] What?

1734
01:25:14,718 --> 01:25:16,241
Whoa! Slow down, Sim.

1735
01:25:16,328 --> 01:25:18,287
- Mm-hmm.
- That's like your fifth shot.

1736
01:25:18,374 --> 01:25:20,071
Yeah, friend.

1737
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:22,987
I ain't seen you drink like this
since Mardi Gras 2015.

1738
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,859
And, uh, nobody want to relive that.

1739
01:25:25,946 --> 01:25:28,079
I'm fine.

1740
01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:30,125
Matter of fact

1741
01:25:30,212 --> 01:25:32,475
fuck Khalil!

1742
01:25:32,562 --> 01:25:34,520
King Khalil.

1743
01:25:34,607 --> 01:25:36,218
Hmph.

1744
01:25:36,305 --> 01:25:38,307
You know what?

1745
01:25:38,394 --> 01:25:40,222
If it wasn't for me and Jabari's idea

1746
01:25:40,309 --> 01:25:42,920
to start this podcast

1747
01:25:43,050 --> 01:25:45,357
he'd still be an old

1748
01:25:45,444 --> 01:25:47,098
dusty

1749
01:25:47,185 --> 01:25:50,623
instant selling Khalil from the West Side.

1750
01:25:50,710 --> 01:25:52,712
Porsh, cut her off.

1751
01:25:52,843 --> 01:25:54,018
Copy that.

1752
01:25:55,193 --> 01:25:57,761
I want... [Hiccups]

1753
01:25:57,891 --> 01:25:59,241
I want another shot.

1754
01:25:59,328 --> 01:26:01,547
Whoa. I'm about to take you home.

1755
01:26:01,634 --> 01:26:05,160
You in here acting
like a drunk cartoon character.

1756
01:26:05,247 --> 01:26:08,511
Yeah, get Miss Mama home
safely 'cause she torn up.

1757
01:26:08,598 --> 01:26:10,339
Yeah, I got her. Come on, Lil' Wino.

1758
01:26:10,426 --> 01:26:13,907
- Jabari, you're so sweet.
- Okay. Yeah.

1759
01:26:14,038 --> 01:26:16,867
[Groans] Let's go. Forget the jacket.

1760
01:26:16,954 --> 01:26:18,477
I got it. Just walk.

1761
01:26:18,564 --> 01:26:20,871
God dang.

1762
01:26:20,958 --> 01:26:23,569
[Both laughing]

1763
01:26:23,656 --> 01:26:26,964
Oh. Figured y'all would be here.

1764
01:26:27,051 --> 01:26:29,532
Khalil, why are you
always everywhere I'm at?

1765
01:26:29,575 --> 01:26:31,142
- King, stop stalking me.
- Whoa!

1766
01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:32,665
I got it from here, bro.

1767
01:26:32,752 --> 01:26:34,426
Hey, you think
I'm gonna trust her with you?

1768
01:26:34,450 --> 01:26:36,365
- Nah, player.
- Nah, bro.

1769
01:26:36,408 --> 01:26:38,845
What me and Simone got going on,
ain't none of your business.

1770
01:26:38,932 --> 01:26:40,238
This is my girl.

1771
01:26:40,325 --> 01:26:42,197
You play your position, friend zone.

1772
01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:45,025
That's not your girl no more, Khalil.

1773
01:26:45,156 --> 01:26:46,505
See, you forgot what you did.

1774
01:26:46,592 --> 01:26:47,917
You forgot what you said on that live?

1775
01:26:47,941 --> 01:26:50,988
Right, Captain Simp capes again.

1776
01:26:51,075 --> 01:26:54,339
Look, you can say
whatever you want about me.

1777
01:26:54,426 --> 01:26:57,516
But I know a low-value nigga
like you will never bother me.

1778
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,083
Oh, nigga, you bothered.

1779
01:26:59,170 --> 01:27:00,606
You hell a bothered.

1780
01:27:00,693 --> 01:27:02,217
[Footsteps receding]

1781
01:27:02,304 --> 01:27:04,523
Nah, not at all. [Vehicle door closes]

1782
01:27:04,610 --> 01:27:05,829
- [Tires squeal]
- Simone.

1783
01:27:05,916 --> 01:27:08,919
- [Sighs]
- Damn.

1784
01:27:10,137 --> 01:27:11,443
What's going on out here?

1785
01:27:11,574 --> 01:27:13,576
Where's Simone?

1786
01:27:13,663 --> 01:27:15,665
- She left.
- By herself?

1787
01:27:15,795 --> 01:27:18,929
Yeah. She must've caught
a rideshare. [Scoffs]

1788
01:27:21,845 --> 01:27:25,414
Friend, when are you gonna
tell Simone how you feel.

1789
01:27:25,501 --> 01:27:26,676
What?!

1790
01:27:26,763 --> 01:27:28,330
Man, what are you talking about?

1791
01:27:28,417 --> 01:27:29,983
Jabari.

1792
01:27:30,027 --> 01:27:33,422
I know I act crazy,
but I ain't no damn fool.

1793
01:27:33,509 --> 01:27:35,598
And I see the way
you been looking at her.

1794
01:27:35,641 --> 01:27:38,731
And it's the same way you was
looking at her since college.

1795
01:27:38,818 --> 01:27:40,777
You in love, bro?

1796
01:27:40,907 --> 01:27:42,953
Benny, you must be drunk, alright.

1797
01:27:42,996 --> 01:27:44,215
You talking crazy.

1798
01:27:44,346 --> 01:27:46,696
- Facts. I am drunk.
- [Scoffs]

1799
01:27:46,739 --> 01:27:48,567
but I know what I'm saying.

1800
01:27:48,654 --> 01:27:51,918
And all that shy shit,
it don't work nowadays.

1801
01:27:52,005 --> 01:27:54,617
You gonna have to shoot your shot, bro.

1802
01:27:54,704 --> 01:27:58,316
Man. Simone's on some whole
other stuff right now, so.

1803
01:27:58,447 --> 01:28:00,927
You talking about them
niggas on that app?

1804
01:28:00,971 --> 01:28:03,321
She don't like none of them niggas.

1805
01:28:03,408 --> 01:28:06,716
And she still maintaining
her low body count.

1806
01:28:06,846 --> 01:28:10,241
Don't judge, my friend.
You and God know heart.

1807
01:28:10,372 --> 01:28:12,417
She's a good girl.

1808
01:28:12,504 --> 01:28:15,899
Plus she going through
some things, you know.

1809
01:28:16,029 --> 01:28:20,120
But maybe this is the universe
opening up the doors for you.

1810
01:28:20,251 --> 01:28:22,166
Don't miss out on your love, bro.

1811
01:28:23,341 --> 01:28:26,562
Now I am about to go get another drink

1812
01:28:26,649 --> 01:28:30,217
and go see what this Latin
boy talking about at the bar.

1813
01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:31,436
Alright?

1814
01:28:31,523 --> 01:28:34,439
[Vehicles passing]

1815
01:28:34,526 --> 01:28:37,181
[Marlé Blu's "Back
to the Streets" playing]

1816
01:28:39,662 --> 01:28:41,446
♪ Shit, shit, shit

1817
01:28:41,490 --> 01:28:43,448
♪ Fuck a bad bitch, I'm a beast ♪

1818
01:28:43,535 --> 01:28:45,407
♪ I ain't no snack, it's a feast ♪

1819
01:28:45,494 --> 01:28:47,539
♪ Pockets real fat, obese ♪

1820
01:28:47,670 --> 01:28:49,367
♪ This shit poppin' like grease ♪

1821
01:28:49,498 --> 01:28:51,413
♪ Take a number two on the beat ♪

1822
01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:53,371
♪ Heart so cold need heat ♪

1823
01:28:53,502 --> 01:28:55,286
♪ Used to have a nigga on a leash ♪

1824
01:28:55,373 --> 01:28:57,375
♪ Gave his ass back to the streets ♪

1825
01:28:57,462 --> 01:28:59,377
♪ Gave his ass back to the streets ♪

1826
01:28:59,464 --> 01:29:01,248
♪ Gave his ass back to the streets ♪

1827
01:29:01,379 --> 01:29:03,207
♪ Make him do a trick for the treats ♪

1828
01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:05,252
♪ Tell that boy sit take a seat ♪

1829
01:29:05,383 --> 01:29:07,298
♪ Gave his ass back to the streets ♪

1830
01:29:07,385 --> 01:29:08,995
♪ Gave his ass back to the streets ♪

1831
01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:11,041
♪ One thing bout me, I'ma eat ♪

1832
01:29:11,128 --> 01:29:13,043
♪ Take a I, get it back in the week ♪

1833
01:29:14,087 --> 01:29:15,828
♪ Feel like a dog, uh ♪

1834
01:29:15,872 --> 01:29:17,830
♪ Feelin' like a dog, huh

1835
01:29:17,874 --> 01:29:19,876
♪ Feel like a dog, uh

1836
01:29:21,312 --> 01:29:23,619
♪ Bad bitch, I don't give a shit ♪

1837
01:29:23,706 --> 01:29:25,272
♪ Body super thick ♪

1838
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:27,666
♪ Kiddy grip, bitin' like a pit ♪

1839
01:29:27,710 --> 01:29:29,189
♪ Make that doggy sit

1840
01:29:29,276 --> 01:29:31,627
♪ He a trick make him spin the grip ♪

1841
01:29:31,714 --> 01:29:33,193
♪ Bitch I hit the lick ♪

1842
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:35,500
♪ If he don't buy me what I want ♪

1843
01:29:35,544 --> 01:29:37,589
♪ Then I throw a fit

1844
01:29:37,633 --> 01:29:39,461
♪ Heard this single put this pussy Ye ♪

1845
01:29:39,548 --> 01:29:41,506
♪ $6 billion that's a whole lot of Yeezys ♪

1846
01:29:41,637 --> 01:29:43,508
♪ Had to work for a minute
shit wasn't easy ♪

1847
01:29:43,552 --> 01:29:46,119
♪ Diamonds in my watch
are yellow like bees, bzz ♪

1848
01:29:46,163 --> 01:29:47,947
♪ Pull up in a Stingray

1849
01:29:48,078 --> 01:29:50,036
♪ Inside all white like Green Day ♪

1850
01:29:50,123 --> 01:29:51,690
♪ Got the body of a goddess ♪

1851
01:29:51,777 --> 01:29:53,233
♪ Butt naked lookin' back like Venus ♪

1852
01:29:53,257 --> 01:29:54,911
♪ Fuck a bad bitch, I'm a beast ♪

1853
01:29:54,954 --> 01:29:56,869
♪ I ain't no snack, it's a feast ♪

1854
01:29:56,913 --> 01:29:58,784
♪ Pockets real fat, obese

1855
01:29:58,915 --> 01:30:00,873
♪ This shit poppin' like grease ♪

1856
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:02,745
♪ Takin number two on the beat ♪

1857
01:30:02,832 --> 01:30:04,703
♪ Heart so cold need heat ♪

1858
01:30:04,790 --> 01:30:06,618
♪ Used to have a nigga on a leash ♪

1859
01:30:06,749 --> 01:30:08,751
♪ Gave his ass back to the streets ♪

1860
01:30:08,794 --> 01:30:10,796
♪ Gave his ass back to the streets ♪

1861
01:30:10,927 --> 01:30:12,624
♪ Gave his ass back to the streets ♪

1862
01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,670
♪ Make him do a trick for the treat ♪

1863
01:30:14,757 --> 01:30:16,628
♪ Tell that boy sit take a seat ♪

1864
01:30:16,759 --> 01:30:18,761
♪ Gave his ass back to the streets ♪

1865
01:30:18,804 --> 01:30:20,371
♪ Gave his ass back to the streets ♪

1866
01:30:20,458 --> 01:30:22,329
♪ One thing bout me, I'ma eat ♪

1867
01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:24,810
♪ Take a I, get it back in a week ♪

1868
01:30:26,421 --> 01:30:29,772
Thanks, Steve. I'm on location in
front of the Federal Trade Commission

1869
01:30:29,859 --> 01:30:31,643
in downtown Atlanta,
where we just received

1870
01:30:31,774 --> 01:30:33,340
breaking news from our newsroom.

1871
01:30:33,471 --> 01:30:35,473
There's been a raid at the offices

1872
01:30:35,604 --> 01:30:38,041
of the cryptocurrency exchange
Coinstock in Atlanta, Georgia.

1873
01:30:38,171 --> 01:30:40,913
I'm throwing it to Donna
Pierre, who's live on the scene.

1874
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,630
Donna, can you tell us
what's going on out there?

1875
01:30:42,654 --> 01:30:44,134
Thanks, Kevin.

1876
01:30:44,221 --> 01:30:45,962
We've been here for about 30 minutes,

1877
01:30:46,049 --> 01:30:48,355
and we've seen several
FBI agents go into the building

1878
01:30:48,486 --> 01:30:50,793
and bring out boxes full of files.

1879
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:53,230
They have declined
to make a comment at this time,

1880
01:30:53,317 --> 01:30:56,015
but we'll wait until they're
ready to make a statement.

1881
01:30:56,102 --> 01:30:58,975
Oh, it looks like
they're bringing someone out.

1882
01:30:59,062 --> 01:31:01,630
Someone is actually
being detained at this moment.

1883
01:31:01,673 --> 01:31:03,414
We can't see who it is, but...

1884
01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,416
Oh, my goodness, Kevin,

1885
01:31:05,503 --> 01:31:09,028
it is the CEO of Coinstock
that has been detained here,

1886
01:31:09,115 --> 01:31:10,465
Chadwick Bainbridge.

1887
01:31:10,595 --> 01:31:12,249
He's in handcuffs currently.

1888
01:31:12,336 --> 01:31:14,556
And we've just heard
that Coinstock offices

1889
01:31:14,643 --> 01:31:18,777
in Miami and New York
are also being raided.

1890
01:31:18,821 --> 01:31:20,562
Agents are in route

1891
01:31:20,649 --> 01:31:23,086
to confiscate Mr. Bainbridge's
other assets.

1892
01:31:23,129 --> 01:31:26,655
Three houses and six
luxury cars here in Atlanta.

1893
01:31:26,829 --> 01:31:32,617
♪♪

1894
01:31:32,791 --> 01:31:39,668
♪♪

1895
01:31:45,151 --> 01:31:46,762
[Sighs]

1896
01:31:46,849 --> 01:31:50,374
[Rap music plays indistinctly over radio]

1897
01:31:50,505 --> 01:31:52,985
Can you turn it
to something else, please?

1898
01:31:55,205 --> 01:31:58,121
There's a raid at Coinstock right here...

1899
01:31:58,208 --> 01:31:59,731
Just turn it off.

1900
01:31:59,818 --> 01:32:01,143
Chadwick Bainbridge is in handcuffs.

1901
01:32:01,167 --> 01:32:02,865
Thanks.

1902
01:32:10,612 --> 01:32:13,789
[Christmas music playing]

1903
01:32:20,186 --> 01:32:24,321
Y'all, this whole life just ain't for me.

1904
01:32:24,364 --> 01:32:27,324
Yeah, you're not cut out
for the streets, sis.

1905
01:32:28,412 --> 01:32:31,763
I mean, you lived and you learn.

1906
01:32:31,807 --> 01:32:34,461
- That was the goal, right?
- Did I though?

1907
01:32:34,592 --> 01:32:37,290
I already knew that
the dating pool was full of pee.

1908
01:32:37,377 --> 01:32:39,771
Just jumped my ass right up in it.

1909
01:32:39,858 --> 01:32:42,295
I mean, it's better
than chasing behind Khalil.

1910
01:32:42,382 --> 01:32:44,297
Nasty ass.

1911
01:32:44,384 --> 01:32:48,345
You had your fun and you got
some much needed nasty time.

1912
01:32:48,388 --> 01:32:50,695
So what's the problem?

1913
01:32:50,782 --> 01:32:53,219
I'm just gonna date myself for a while.

1914
01:32:53,306 --> 01:32:55,178
It's safe.

1915
01:32:55,265 --> 01:32:58,790
So, um, if you're not gonna use it,

1916
01:32:58,834 --> 01:33:01,488
can I get the contact info for Prison Bae?

1917
01:33:01,576 --> 01:33:03,795
'Cause, child!

1918
01:33:03,882 --> 01:33:05,928
Right, I'm trying to get
Sugar Daddy's number,

1919
01:33:06,015 --> 01:33:07,103
but she's playing.

1920
01:33:07,190 --> 01:33:09,409
[Laughs] I know that.

1921
01:33:09,496 --> 01:33:10,889
[Laughter]

1922
01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:12,761
Y'all can have my phone.

1923
01:33:15,764 --> 01:33:19,985
It was definitely a wild ride
with lots of twists and turns.

1924
01:33:20,072 --> 01:33:23,293
But no, I don't feel like
every woman needs a hoe phase.

1925
01:33:23,423 --> 01:33:25,208
But I do believe

1926
01:33:25,338 --> 01:33:27,776
that every woman should
go through a self-love phase.

1927
01:33:27,906 --> 01:33:29,342
Loving yourself is the only way

1928
01:33:29,429 --> 01:33:32,824
to truly find your own happiness.

1929
01:33:32,955 --> 01:33:36,045
The thing about love is you can't force it

1930
01:33:36,132 --> 01:33:37,568
and you can't limit it.

1931
01:33:37,699 --> 01:33:39,352
It's out of our control.

1932
01:33:39,439 --> 01:33:42,965
Love is something that

1933
01:33:43,052 --> 01:33:44,836
doesn't come always when you want it,

1934
01:33:44,967 --> 01:33:46,708
but it's right there when you need it.

1935
01:33:46,838 --> 01:33:49,536
This is the Black Love
and Liberation podcast.

1936
01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:52,496
And we're your hosts, Simone Starr

1937
01:33:52,583 --> 01:33:54,846
and the King Khalil,

1938
01:33:54,933 --> 01:33:58,328
your guide to love and light

1939
01:33:58,415 --> 01:34:01,200
coming soon to your favorite network.

1940
01:34:01,287 --> 01:34:02,898
See you guys next week.

1941
01:34:13,778 --> 01:34:15,867
- Hey.
- Sup?

1942
01:34:15,911 --> 01:34:18,043
Sorry I pulled off on you the other night.

1943
01:34:18,130 --> 01:34:20,959
I just didn't want any more drama.

1944
01:34:21,003 --> 01:34:24,180
No, I was childish going back
and forth with you, so.

1945
01:34:24,267 --> 01:34:25,834
That's on me.

1946
01:34:25,877 --> 01:34:27,749
Thanks for always having my back.

1947
01:34:27,792 --> 01:34:30,055
You're a really good friend.

1948
01:34:30,099 --> 01:34:33,189
Yeah, well, you know I always got you.

1949
01:34:33,232 --> 01:34:35,495
Mm-hmm.

1950
01:34:35,582 --> 01:34:38,455
I'm seeing you at the
Christmas party later, right?

1951
01:34:38,542 --> 01:34:40,065
Now, you know Carmen be having

1952
01:34:40,109 --> 01:34:42,372
all the little celebrities at her function.

1953
01:34:42,459 --> 01:34:44,200
Right. Bet.

1954
01:34:45,288 --> 01:34:49,205
Well, I have to go.

1955
01:34:49,292 --> 01:34:52,251
You know, I have, like, class anyway, so.

1956
01:34:52,295 --> 01:34:54,645
Jabari, how long
are you gonna be in school?

1957
01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:56,995
Damn, you can't learn everything.

1958
01:34:58,214 --> 01:35:00,390
Yeah, I'm gonna learn as much
as they let me.

1959
01:35:01,565 --> 01:35:03,393
- I'll see you.
- Bye.

1960
01:35:07,092 --> 01:35:11,836
Hey, um, can we talk for a second?

1961
01:35:11,923 --> 01:35:14,099
Khalil, we have nothing to talk about.

1962
01:35:14,186 --> 01:35:15,797
Simone.

1963
01:35:15,840 --> 01:35:18,625
What if...

1964
01:35:18,713 --> 01:35:21,324
What if I wanted to fix this?

1965
01:35:21,411 --> 01:35:24,109
Really? You hurt me
way too much for that.

1966
01:35:24,196 --> 01:35:26,372
Simone.

1967
01:35:26,503 --> 01:35:30,202
I made a mistake. I fucked up.

1968
01:35:30,289 --> 01:35:35,338
But why don't we do what we tell
our followers and our viewers

1969
01:35:35,468 --> 01:35:38,123
and try to fix this?

1970
01:35:38,210 --> 01:35:39,777
Because we have way too much history

1971
01:35:39,908 --> 01:35:43,738
just to just to watch it go to waste.

1972
01:35:45,696 --> 01:35:48,046
And that's exactly what it is.

1973
01:35:48,177 --> 01:35:50,483
History. The past.

1974
01:35:50,614 --> 01:35:53,008
If you could disrespect
and humiliate me like that,

1975
01:35:53,095 --> 01:35:56,925
then our history really
never meant anything to you.

1976
01:35:58,665 --> 01:36:02,017
Now I'm gonna continue
hosting this podcast with you

1977
01:36:02,104 --> 01:36:04,106
for the sake of my career.

1978
01:36:05,411 --> 01:36:09,938
But you'll never be with me again.

1979
01:36:10,025 --> 01:36:11,940
So what?

1980
01:36:12,027 --> 01:36:16,074
You're just gonna run up your
body count on this dating app?

1981
01:36:17,597 --> 01:36:19,904
Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

1982
01:36:21,514 --> 01:36:24,779
But what I do with this box
is no longer your concern.

1983
01:36:24,953 --> 01:36:31,046
♪♪

1984
01:36:31,133 --> 01:36:37,226
♪♪

1985
01:36:37,313 --> 01:36:43,406
♪♪

1986
01:36:43,493 --> 01:36:45,712
♪♪

1987
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,671
[Chatter]

1988
01:36:47,758 --> 01:36:50,630
♪♪

1989
01:36:50,674 --> 01:36:53,416
♪ Gon' buy me what I want
best believe he gon' spend it ♪

1990
01:36:53,459 --> 01:36:56,680
♪ On the first day of Christmas
my nigga gave to me ♪

1991
01:36:56,811 --> 01:36:59,335
♪ Prada bag, Gucci bag with a new G ♪

1992
01:36:59,422 --> 01:37:01,859
♪ On the second day of Christmas
my nigga gave to me ♪

1993
01:37:01,946 --> 01:37:03,992
Yes, I am here, honey.

1994
01:37:04,122 --> 01:37:05,820
Now we can start the party.

1995
01:37:07,256 --> 01:37:09,998
Oh, unh-unh, Ms. Simone Starr.

1996
01:37:10,128 --> 01:37:13,523
I'ma need some Christmas cheer
or some holiday spirit, boo.

1997
01:37:13,653 --> 01:37:16,439
The face is beat, the body is snatched,

1998
01:37:16,526 --> 01:37:18,006
and the titties are perky.

1999
01:37:18,136 --> 01:37:20,095
But the attitude not givin'.

2000
01:37:21,879 --> 01:37:24,621
I'm just not feeling it right now, baby.

2001
01:37:24,664 --> 01:37:27,363
But you need to get
like Ms. Porsha over there.

2002
01:37:27,406 --> 01:37:31,758
Looking like she bout to unwrap
a whole man-size Christmas gift.

2003
01:37:31,846 --> 01:37:33,499
No thank you.

2004
01:37:33,586 --> 01:37:36,024
I think I'm taking a break on dating.

2005
01:37:36,111 --> 01:37:38,548
- That's a good idea.
- You did a lot this month.

2006
01:37:38,678 --> 01:37:41,333
A break is exactly what you need.

2007
01:37:43,683 --> 01:37:46,556
Or maybe not.

2008
01:37:46,686 --> 01:37:48,210
Hmm?

2009
01:37:48,253 --> 01:37:50,168
♪ Keeping a lace to my ear

2010
01:37:50,255 --> 01:37:51,778
♪ He gon' buy me what I want ♪

2011
01:37:51,866 --> 01:37:53,302
Unh-unh.

2012
01:37:53,389 --> 01:37:55,347
Okay! You clean up nice.

2013
01:37:55,434 --> 01:37:57,959
I haven't seen you in
real clothes since graduation.

2014
01:37:58,002 --> 01:38:00,396
Whatever, man.

2015
01:38:00,439 --> 01:38:03,268
- Is Simone here?
- Yeah. She here.

2016
01:38:03,312 --> 01:38:04,748
You ready though?

2017
01:38:06,271 --> 01:38:07,925
I don't know, man.

2018
01:38:07,969 --> 01:38:09,927
Hey, maybe it's not such a good idea.

2019
01:38:10,014 --> 01:38:12,625
Wait. Listen. No negative vibes.

2020
01:38:12,712 --> 01:38:14,192
Big dick energy only.

2021
01:38:14,279 --> 01:38:17,239
- Okay. Okay, man.
- Alright?

2022
01:38:17,326 --> 01:38:23,462
So look. Stand right here.

2023
01:38:23,549 --> 01:38:25,290
And I'll be right back.

2024
01:38:25,421 --> 01:38:26,726
Alright.

2025
01:38:26,901 --> 01:38:33,255
♪♪

2026
01:38:33,298 --> 01:38:39,174
♪♪

2027
01:38:39,261 --> 01:38:45,223
♪♪

2028
01:38:45,310 --> 01:38:47,138
What is he doing?

2029
01:38:47,225 --> 01:38:48,705
That's your friend.

2030
01:38:53,753 --> 01:38:56,017
Take some shots. Come on.

2031
01:38:57,453 --> 01:38:58,845
Mm.

2032
01:38:58,933 --> 01:39:02,849
Ech! That's not good.

2033
01:39:02,937 --> 01:39:05,287
Why do I get the feeling
that he wants us to talk?

2034
01:39:08,290 --> 01:39:11,206
Well, I got something I gotta say,

2035
01:39:11,293 --> 01:39:13,164
and I just need you to hear me out.

2036
01:39:13,295 --> 01:39:15,645
Ask me out already. Damn, Jabari!

2037
01:39:15,732 --> 01:39:17,255
Wait. What?

2038
01:39:17,386 --> 01:39:19,170
I like you, too.

2039
01:39:19,257 --> 01:39:21,390
I've been waiting for you to ask me out.

2040
01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:24,523
- For real?
- Yes, boy.

2041
01:39:24,610 --> 01:39:27,918
I mean, that's if you'll still have me.

2042
01:39:27,962 --> 01:39:31,095
Look, I know I've been
a little out of character

2043
01:39:31,139 --> 01:39:33,402
these last few weeks.

2044
01:39:33,489 --> 01:39:36,057
Yeah, well, I know that's not you.

2045
01:39:36,144 --> 01:39:39,321
Just going through some things.

2046
01:39:40,975 --> 01:39:43,151
I'm not gonna lie, though. It's killing me.

2047
01:39:45,631 --> 01:39:47,938
You're a really good friend.

2048
01:39:50,854 --> 01:39:52,595
Well, I don't know what to say now.

2049
01:39:54,684 --> 01:39:56,468
Say whatever you're gonna say before.

2050
01:39:56,555 --> 01:39:57,817
I want to hear it.

2051
01:40:00,124 --> 01:40:02,822
What I was gonna say
was that, you know,

2052
01:40:02,866 --> 01:40:04,824
I always had a soft spot for you.

2053
01:40:04,911 --> 01:40:08,741
Ever since that first little
awkward date sophomore year.

2054
01:40:08,872 --> 01:40:11,962
- It was definitely awkward.
- Yeah.

2055
01:40:12,006 --> 01:40:16,662
And before I had the courage
to ask you out again,

2056
01:40:16,749 --> 01:40:21,624
Khalil came along
and you seemed happy.

2057
01:40:21,754 --> 01:40:24,018
- I didn't want to mess that up.
- [Clears throat]

2058
01:40:39,163 --> 01:40:47,163
♪♪

2059
01:40:48,520 --> 01:40:56,520
♪♪

2060
01:40:59,444 --> 01:41:01,403
[Chatter]

2061
01:41:05,407 --> 01:41:07,104
Oh. Y'all cute.

2062
01:41:07,191 --> 01:41:10,499
So I guess Operation Hoe Phase
is officially over.

2063
01:41:10,542 --> 01:41:13,676
Girl, it was over the minute
I had to run from the FBI.

2064
01:41:13,806 --> 01:41:16,679
Never let me do anything crazy
like that again.

2065
01:41:16,809 --> 01:41:20,683
Matter of fact...

2066
01:41:20,770 --> 01:41:23,077
No more app, no more crazy.

2067
01:41:23,207 --> 01:41:25,209
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. No more app.

2068
01:41:27,037 --> 01:41:28,908
Cross my heart.

2069
01:41:28,995 --> 01:41:30,867
- Mmm!
- Uh, okay.

2070
01:41:32,042 --> 01:41:33,522
Speak for yourself.

2071
01:41:33,609 --> 01:41:35,219
I just made my profile last week

2072
01:41:35,263 --> 01:41:37,874
and, uh, my page popping.

2073
01:41:37,961 --> 01:41:40,224
I might need me a hoe phase myself.

2074
01:41:40,311 --> 01:41:42,111
Benny, you been a hoe
for the last ten years.

2075
01:41:42,139 --> 01:41:43,551
What the fuck are you talking about?

2076
01:41:43,575 --> 01:41:44,968
- [Laughter]
- Shade!

2077
01:41:46,535 --> 01:41:49,581
- That's our song!
- Oh!

2078
01:41:50,800 --> 01:41:52,280
♪ Keep a lace to my ear

2079
01:41:52,367 --> 01:41:53,846
♪ He gon' buy me what I want ♪

2080
01:41:53,977 --> 01:41:56,806
♪ Best believe he gon' spend it ♪

2081
01:41:56,893 --> 01:41:58,242
♪ Keep a lace to my ear ♪

2082
01:41:58,373 --> 01:41:59,852
♪ He gon' buy me what I want ♪

2083
01:41:59,983 --> 01:42:02,028
♪ Best believe he gon' spend it ♪

2084
01:42:02,116 --> 01:42:03,639
♪ Got it on the beat ♪

2085
01:42:05,119 --> 01:42:08,557
♪ 'Cause I ain't wanna
do Christmas without you ♪

2086
01:42:08,600 --> 01:42:10,820
♪ I don't wanna

2087
01:42:10,907 --> 01:42:13,823
♪ I don't wanna
do Christmas without you ♪

2088
01:42:16,130 --> 01:42:20,090
♪ 'Cause I ain't wanna do
Christmas without you ♪

2089
01:42:20,177 --> 01:42:22,440
♪ Without, without your love ♪

2090
01:42:22,527 --> 01:42:24,442
♪ I ain't want it without you ♪

2091
01:42:24,616 --> 01:42:31,362
♪♪

2092
01:42:31,449 --> 01:42:35,149
♪ We not together this season
I know that it hit you ♪

2093
01:42:36,759 --> 01:42:38,369
♪ She be with them ♪

2094
01:42:38,413 --> 01:42:40,676
♪ But she say she still know
I'm that nigga ♪

2095
01:42:42,286 --> 01:42:46,943
♪ She always call 'cause she say
that I'm always gon' get her ♪

2096
01:42:46,986 --> 01:42:48,640
♪ I got you forever

2097
01:42:48,727 --> 01:42:50,251
♪ Now ain't it funny how it goes ♪

2098
01:42:50,338 --> 01:42:52,296
♪ It's so strange how could life change ♪

2099
01:42:52,383 --> 01:42:54,864
♪ I heard the reason you left
it wasn't the right thing ♪

2100
01:42:54,951 --> 01:42:56,779
♪ I would have let you be the star ♪

2101
01:42:56,866 --> 01:42:59,260
♪ And I'm the hype man ♪

2102
01:42:59,347 --> 01:43:00,870
♪ Never give in to the hype, man ♪

2103
01:43:00,913 --> 01:43:02,543
♪ You the woman
I always need in my life, man ♪

2104
01:43:02,567 --> 01:43:04,221
♪ Say, what's the cost ♪

2105
01:43:04,308 --> 01:43:06,267
♪ I be down just to pay the price, man ♪

2106
01:43:06,354 --> 01:43:08,723
♪ And when it's dark you could
always bring me the light, man ♪

2107
01:43:08,747 --> 01:43:11,402
♪ Yeah, I wanna shine like you ♪

2108
01:43:11,446 --> 01:43:13,902
♪ Remember last year gave me
a list of all the gifts you wanted ♪

2109
01:43:13,926 --> 01:43:16,538
♪ Yeah, I was on it, IG
so you can really flaunt it ♪

2110
01:43:16,625 --> 01:43:18,168
♪ Your man he don'
remember that smile ♪

2111
01:43:18,192 --> 01:43:19,512
♪ And all them gifts was on you ♪

2112
01:43:19,584 --> 01:43:21,195
♪ I was on two ♪

2113
01:43:21,282 --> 01:43:23,197
♪ You got me everything
I wanted plus more ♪

2114
01:43:23,284 --> 01:43:25,634
♪ What's more crazy never
really see what's in store ♪

2115
01:43:25,721 --> 01:43:28,202
♪ Just store all the feelings
that you have for us, boy ♪

2116
01:43:28,289 --> 01:43:31,596
♪ 'Cause oh, boy, what's
after me is really after me ♪

2117
01:43:31,727 --> 01:43:33,468
♪ And you can never make
a masterpiece ♪

2118
01:43:33,555 --> 01:43:35,774
♪ I ain't wanna do Christmas
without you ♪

2119
01:43:35,818 --> 01:43:38,124
♪ I ain't wanna

2120
01:43:38,255 --> 01:43:41,084
♪ I ain't wanna
do Christmas without you ♪

2121
01:43:43,391 --> 01:43:47,351
♪ 'Cause I ain't wanna do
Christmas without you ♪

2122
01:43:47,438 --> 01:43:49,658
♪ Without, without your love ♪

2123
01:43:49,745 --> 01:43:51,877
♪ I ain't want it without you ♪

2124
01:43:54,358 --> 01:43:56,839
♪ Yeah, I left home when I was 17 ♪

2125
01:43:56,969 --> 01:43:58,512
♪ Probably in search
for what had better be ♪

2126
01:43:58,536 --> 01:44:00,103
♪ Bright lights, stages ♪

2127
01:44:00,190 --> 01:44:01,931
♪ Probably looking for better things ♪

2128
01:44:02,018 --> 01:44:03,933
♪ Had to adjust
with what the weather brings ♪

2129
01:44:04,020 --> 01:44:05,737
♪ Lonely nights just got
me reflecting things ♪

2130
01:44:05,761 --> 01:44:07,173
♪ Like I'm proud of my brother David ♪

2131
01:44:07,197 --> 01:44:08,851
♪ He's selling cribs now ♪

2132
01:44:08,938 --> 01:44:10,679
♪ We used to ride around
wishin' we got... ♪



