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["Badtameez Dil" by Ranbir
Kapoor & Deepika Padukone plays]

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<i>♪ Get up on yo feet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Right here ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yo feet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Shake your booty ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Uh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Uh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Paan main pudeena dekha
naak ka nageena dekha ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Chikni chameli dekhi
Chikna kameena dekha ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Chaand ne cheater hoke
cheat kiya toh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Saare taare bole
Gilli gilli akhaa ♪</i>

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[Naveen] <i>I was 25
when my sister got married.</i>

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<i>My parents were thrilled...</i>

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<i>because Arundhathi,</i>

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<i>after scaring
the shit out of them</i>

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<i>with a string</i>

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<i>of truly atrocious
college boyfriends,</i>

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<i>had finally agreed</i>

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<i>to let them fix her up with,
as my mom puts it,</i>

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<i>"A nice Indian boy."</i>

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<i>[he sighs]</i>

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<i>Ah, beautiful
Manish Rao...</i>

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<i>a future orthopedic surgeon,
no less.</i>

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<i>I think my dad actually cried
when my mom told him that,</i>

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<i>which is funnier
if you know</i>

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<i>that my dad's face
usually looks like this.</i>

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<i>This was the best day
of my mother's life.</i>

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<i>Just look at her face.</i>

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<i>♪ Yeh jo haal hai
Sawaal hai ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kamaal hai
Jaane na, jaane na ♪</i>

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[Naveen] <i>And this man
is Pandit Kumar,</i>

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<i>and he is about
to get in my business.</i>

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Next one of these,
it'll be you out there.

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[chuckling]

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[Naveen] <i>I would hear that</i>

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<i>over and over again...</i>

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You're next, my friend.

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[speaking in Hindi]

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[she giggles]

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[Naveen] <i>...an endless chorus
of reminders</i>

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<i>that one day,
I'd have this too--</i>

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<i>the big Indian wedding.</i>

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<i>Just one concern.</i>

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[romantic theme plays]

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<i>What will it look like</i>

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<i>when I bring home
a nice Indian boy?</i>

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[♪]

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<i>They obviously know I'm gay.</i>

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<i>They've just never seen me
be gay with another... gay.</i>

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Naveen!

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What are you doing
hiding over here?

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Today was leg day.

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I lift. Do you lift?

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Yeah, all the time.

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[he chuckles]

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Come on, I wanna see you
on the dance floor, man!

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Okay.

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Can I ask you something?

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Mm-hmm.

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You see any girls
you like out there?

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No.

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That's too bad.
I'm a sick wingman.

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You're next, buddy!

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[♪]

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[phone ringing]

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Hi, Naveen. Where are you?

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Uh, it's 8:00 a.m.
I'm at the hospital.

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Your Triple-A membership
is expired.

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You want me to renew it?

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Is this really important
right now?

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<i>I don't know.</i>

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Maybe you're driving around
recklessly all over town,

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and you're, like, "oh...

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<i>they will come and tow me,
that Triple-A!"</i>

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Doesn't your
hammer-calling me about this

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just make that more likely?

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My god!
Are you driving right now?

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<i>Pull over!</i>

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No, I'm not driving.
I'm at the hospital.

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Okay, I'll renew it for you.
Don't tell your father.

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Okay, wow, thank you so much.

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I really appreciate you.
Okay, bye.

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Hey! Listen!
Did you watch that movie "Milk"?

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<i>I saw it last night on OutTV,</i>

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you know the channel
for out gays?

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Yes. I know.

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You like that movie?

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No, Mom.
I haven't seen it.

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You know, in that movie,
this man, Milk,

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he moves to Castro
with his boyfriend, Smith.

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<i>Very handsome couple!</i>

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<i>Anyway, Milk
enters politics, but--</i>

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- I don't need a recap.
<i>- Smith doesn't like it!</i>

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So they break up.

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Okay! No problem.

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Milk ends up getting elected

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to the San Francisco
Board of Supervisors.

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Oh, does he?

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<i>And there, he meets this man,
Dan White.</i>

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<i>Now, this Dan White
does not like the gays.</i>

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Mm-hmm?

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So Dan White kills Milk!

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Oh, no.

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He's the Thanos.

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Oh! Yeah, no, I'm gonna
have to check that out.

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I guess this is why
Sean Penn got divorced.

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<i>Uh...</i>

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I think
he was just acting.

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Hi, Mrs. G!

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And how in these movies
do gay people know

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who the other gay people are?

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Like, they just give
each other a look,

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and like, boom!
They're kissing.

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[hushed] What's she talking
about, a movie?

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Mom, it's just a movie.

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What movie?

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Is that what you do?

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I don't want you
to get into trouble!

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Ask if she watched "Bros."

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Uh, oh?

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What is that, nurse?

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- There's no nurse.
- They're coding?

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That's a lot of... blood.

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<i>There's a mother?
In the ICU?</i>

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Uh, yes, I'll be right there.

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I must help every mother.

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Maybe I should go to the ICU
so I can finally see you.

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All right, bye, love you.

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<i>Wait! Wait!
I'm having a heart atta--!</i>

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[♪]

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[♪]

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[man rings temple bell]

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[sighing]

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Whatever.

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[tapping]

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Hey, Ben.

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How is it going, question mark.

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Haven't heard from you
in a while,

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exclamation mark.

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Guess you've been eating
an apple a day,

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because you've kept
this doctor away.

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Hi, Jeremy.

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Um, I was talking
to my mom today,

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and I remembered
you have a mom,

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so how...
how are you, man...

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question mark.

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Delete.

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Thanks, Charlotte.

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I actually don't need
a plus-one to the wedding,

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because I'm happy with myself,

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and I'm really not lonely.

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Hey, Edmund.

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Um, I saw that you're engaged,

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but in case
it doesn't work out,

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um, wanna go out, question mark.

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Delete. Delete.

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<i>[phone] Sent.</i>

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Hey, Rahul.

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Um... was drinking water today

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and thought of you

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Ha...

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because you said
you need to drink more water.

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ha... ha... ha...

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[sighs] Oh, god, this sucks.

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I sound like Jeffrey Dahmer.

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- [snoring loudly]
<i>- [TV]...diamonds.</i>

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<i>We only have about 25
of that ring.</i>

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<i>It's already starting to sell.</i>

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Okay, and is the cough
dry or productive?

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Gloria! My favourite patient.

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How's the ulcer?

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On a scale of one to ten,
how much phlegm?

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Oh, we do have your X-rays...

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No. I know it's 11,
but the scale is from one to--

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It's not looking good.

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Okay, and then how many drinks,
uh, per day,

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would you say you're having?

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I-I don't want to get
too graphic, but, one time--

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Yes, beer counts as alcohol.

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I was hooking up with a guy...

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That's not good.

190
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...bent his dick backwards...

191
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You. Get your picture taken.

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They need you
with Sepsis Guy in 10.

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- Huh?
- It's portrait day!

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Ooh!

195
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I heard from Sam in Radiology
that the photographer is hot!

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Oh, fun!

197
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Oh, don't worry, they'll
fix your hair in PhotoShop.

198
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What's wrong with my hair?

199
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Yes, let's focus on
your personal grooming,

200
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not all the sick people
who need your care.

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What's wrong with it?

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On this side,
I feel like maybe you could--

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[flash bulb pops]

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[Naveen sighs]

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Ahem.

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[flash pops]

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Really nice. Thank you.

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Have a good one.

209
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[♪]

210
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Okay, so you can just have
a seat right there

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on that little stool.

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Ganesh, right?

213
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,444
Hmm?

214
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:22,186
Uh, no, it's Gavaskar.

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[chuckles] No, sorry.

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00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,887
I saw you
at the temple last night,

217
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in front of the Ganesh altar.

218
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Oh! Oh, yeah.

219
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That was, uh...
th-that-- yeah.

220
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You know Ganesh?

221
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[he laughs]

222
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I'm Jay. I promise
I'm not following you.

223
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I'm just in this neighbourhood
this week.

224
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Oh. Okay.

225
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You ready?

226
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Mm-hmm.

227
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Okay. So look over here.

228
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Yep. There you go.

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And, uh, keep your head
just like that.

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Nice.

231
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And bring your eyes... here.

232
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:07,883
Okay, now smile.
Be yourself.

233
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Oh.

234
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,278
[Jay] Not so contained.

235
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Oh... okay.

236
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:15,587
[Jay]
You don't have to bunch up.

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There we go.

238
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,464
That's really nice.

239
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:25,728
You ready?

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00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,252
[♪]

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00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,819
[flash pops]

242
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,130
Are you two
going to be a while?

243
00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:39,263
It was great to see you again.

244
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,482
- Actually--
- Jesus H. Christ.

245
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:43,179
Sorry.

246
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,878
Listen. I've got an extra ticket
to a film screening on Sunday,

247
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it's my dad's favourite movie,
if you want to join me?

248
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,318
Uh, I'll-I'll check my--
I'll check my calendar,

249
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:53,887
but yes, yes, I think my--
I think I'll be--

250
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,714
which is, uh, which movie?

251
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,194
[cowbell ringing gently]

252
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[wind rushes]

253
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:07,422
<i>♪ Tujhe dekha
to ye janaa sanam ♪</i>

254
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,777
[♪]

255
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:22,742
[sighing]

256
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,180
Do you, um...

257
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,705
watch a lot of foreign films?

258
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,839
No. Yes. I'm sorry.

259
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,492
I'm adopted.

260
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:35,710
Oh!

261
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,278
I was raised
by Indian parents.

262
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:38,582
I grew up on that movie.

263
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,107
It always reminds me of them.

264
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,413
They, uh, they passed away.

265
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,067
Oh, gosh. I-I'm so sorry.

266
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,766
They were older
when they adopted me, so...

267
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:53,947
It is weird, isn't it?

268
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,166
What?

269
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,908
I took you to that movie.
We met at a temple.

270
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,476
My last name is Kurundkar.

271
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:02,868
It's not we--

272
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,783
It was very weird.

273
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,133
I don't know,
people get adopted.

274
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,003
My parents are white.

275
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,265
Sure, but that's not--

276
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,354
So now I love boat shoes
and Diane Keaton.

277
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,357
Okay, we're getting
a little sidetracked.

278
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,795
That movie was darker
than I remembered.

279
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,579
Dark?

280
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,581
Her dad was obviously
a psychopath.

281
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,844
Eh, he was passionate.

282
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,715
And if SRK hadn't shown up,

283
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,587
she would've just married
the other psychopath.

284
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:27,589
But he did show up!

285
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,548
That's what makes it romantic.

286
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,420
He showed up,

287
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:35,162
even though their love
seemed completely impossible.

288
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,468
So corny, right?

289
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,992
I mean, who talks like that?

290
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,776
It's like he's in the movie.

291
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,082
Mm-hmm.

292
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,085
I think you're missing
the heart of this movie.

293
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,173
I am?

294
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,828
Yeah, that scene
before the end of intermission,

295
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,394
when Kajol is resigned
to her fate,

296
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,005
that she's gonna be
forever separated

297
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,268
from the man she loves,

298
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:55,877
she is at her lowest moment,

299
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,531
and she hears the cowbell--
[cowbell chiming]

300
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:58,707
<i>and then there he is...</i>

301
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,186
<i>and then he stands there</i>

302
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,056
<i>in the middle of</i>

303
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,842
all these yellow flowers,

304
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:04,887
and he sings.

305
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,803
♪ Tujhe dekha ♪

306
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:09,761
Oh.

307
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:10,632
Yeah.

308
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:12,285
- Oh...
- Yeah!

309
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,025
Fuck.

310
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:13,983
Mm.

311
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:19,946
♪ To ye janaa sanam ♪

312
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,208
Read the room.

313
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,036
Or be in a room!

314
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:26,822
♪ Pyaar hota hai deewana sanam ♪

315
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:27,997
And then it's

316
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,520
♪ La-la la-la la ♪

317
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:32,306
- Ahem.
- ♪ La-la la-la la ♪

318
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,047
♪ La-la la-la la ♪

319
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,918
♪ La la la! ♪

320
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,354
Wow.

321
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,879
♪ Aah! ♪

322
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:47,059
Thank you.

323
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,495
That was a little over the top.

324
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:49,626
Sorry. That happens.

325
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:50,411
No, it's okay.

326
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,418
I think a lot of people
find Bollywood a bit much.

327
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,637
Yeah?

328
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:03,424
But I think it's because
we're all a little embarrassed.

329
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:04,599
Embarrassed...?

330
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,168
By the bigness of love.

331
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:13,520
I don't want to hear, like,
sweeping notions of love.

332
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,044
Oh, yeah,
that sounds horrible.

333
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,566
It's 2024.
The world is burning.

334
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,438
So you went home?

335
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:22,095
[music blaring]

336
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:26,055
[♪]

337
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,841
[coughing]

338
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,233
Oh, wow.

339
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,800
[exhales] Uhh.

340
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:37,239
Um, yeah,
what's really interesting

341
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,721
is that we have a Panera Bread
inside the hospital.

342
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,723
Oh, my god.
Not the hospital stories.

343
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,507
Are you kidding?
- They are interesting.

344
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,596
- They are not, they're very--
- They are interesting.

345
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,771
It's really interesting,

346
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,295
because, like,
the parking structure

347
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,905
is divided by numbers,

348
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,515
so it's, like,
one through seven,

349
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,430
but then there's, like,
letters, too,

350
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:57,303
so it's like you can park
in 1-A, 1-B, 1-C...

351
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,087
Do you know how many
medical shows are on TV?

352
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,828
Do you think
no one's watching those?

353
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:01,872
On a date?

354
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,787
No one's trying to fuck
after E.R.

355
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:04,963
What's really crazy

356
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,747
is that Grey's Anatomy
is still good.

357
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:09,707
I would say season 16 onwards,

358
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,406
it's better
than most things on TV.

359
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,799
So you were enjoying yourself?

360
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,974
Also, he vapes.

361
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,062
[coughing]

362
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,194
- Do you want some of this?
- Oh, no.

363
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,414
Uh, uh, no. I mean, uh,

364
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:23,068
I-I'm totally cool with it.
My parents aren't, but I am.

365
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,287
I just do it
when I'm nervous.

366
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,292
You're nervous?

367
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,514
A little bit, yeah.

368
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,867
Ohh!

369
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,478
Anxious people
are the best in bed,

370
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:43,392
because you know why?

371
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,003
- Why?
- They try harder.

372
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,830
Anyways, um...

373
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,223
then he told me
all these stories

374
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,834
about his childhood.

375
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:53,968
<i>Um, like how he went through
12 different foster homes,</i>

376
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:56,015
<i>just kept moving and moving.</i>

377
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,016
<i>He didn't even
have a suitcase.</i>

378
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,715
<i>He just carried all of
his stuff in plastic bags...</i>

379
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:05,067
...until one day,
he became a Kurundkar.

380
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,809
Theirs was the first home
where I felt like belonged,

381
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:09,593
they were my family.

382
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,032
Hmm. Of course.

383
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:18,646
I guess I'd never really,
like, felt love

384
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,995
before my parents,

385
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:24,086
and it's like
they instilled in me this...

386
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,046
feeling...
it's like a feeling of home.

387
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,309
It's not even like a literal
house or a location.

388
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,788
It can kind of go anywhere.

389
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,835
[he sighs]

390
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,881
I would have liked to have them
see me grow up...

391
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,754
...be with someone.

392
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,149
You know, that's what
I love about DDLJ.

393
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,064
it doesn't end with the couple
getting together in the end,

394
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,675
like in an American movie...

395
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,633
because it's not about
two people going at it alone,

396
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,461
clinging to each other
like life rafts.

397
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:53,811
It's about everybody, together.

398
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,554
The family,
the wedding...

399
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:00,992
Do you ever think about that?

400
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:05,127
Uh, about what, sorry?

401
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,606
Like, your dream wedding.

402
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,564
Um...

403
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,826
Like,
when you close your eyes,

404
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,873
and you imagine a wedding,

405
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:13,744
what do you see?

406
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,052
I don't really do that.

407
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:18,575
Why not?

408
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:23,058
Uh... this is, a pretty...

409
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:26,713
intense conversation
for a first date.

410
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,019
Right.

411
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,891
No. You're right.
I've had too much tequila.

412
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,023
I'm sorry. [chuckling]

413
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,290
Uh... uh, what do you--
what do you see?

414
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,597
The entire thing.

415
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:42,337
[laughing]

416
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,947
I see a...

417
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:48,301
I see a big, solemn ceremony,
where everybody's crying,

418
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,433
and an even bigger party.

419
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,261
I see...

420
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,613
choreographed dances
with the entire family.

421
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,440
Everybody that we love is there,

422
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,050
and my husband and I
look at each other,

423
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,227
and we think...

424
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,058
...we want for nothing.

425
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:21,942
I have made it weird again,
haven't I?

426
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,944
- No!
- First time, singing at you,

427
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,512
and now I'm telling you
about...

428
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,992
- No, you're fine.
- ...my wedding dreams.

429
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,602
I've made it weird.

430
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,170
No. No, no, no.
You're-- you're good.

431
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:35,565
You're, uh... you are--

432
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:36,436
you're great.

433
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:47,795
I should go.

434
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,145
I should, uh... go,

435
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,539
uh, because I have a, um, uh...
- Yeah.

436
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:54,323
...an early call tomorrow.

437
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:56,629
Okay.

438
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,501
Yeah, I just--
I have patients, uh...

439
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,199
to save, notes to write.

440
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,069
I need to sleep.

441
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,026
Okay. Right.

442
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,941
Um, sorry. That was abrupt.

443
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,552
That's okay.
No, no, no. I get it.

444
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,684
I just...
um, lives are at stake.

445
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:10,295
Uh...

446
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,645
Yeah, could we just
get the check?

447
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,574
I had to get here early.

448
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,185
You know how early
I have to get here.

449
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:33,057
[closing door]

450
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:58,431
[♪]

451
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,275
[♪]

452
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,584
So what did you think?

453
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:06,716
You can be brutal.

454
00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:09,328
It was great.

455
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:12,287
That's it?

456
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:14,245
I don't know anything
about art.

457
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,986
[laughing] Everybody has
an equal right to art.

458
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:19,337
Okay. Um...

459
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,339
Tell me what you thought.

460
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:22,731
That one is my favourite.

461
00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,604
Oh, God.

462
00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:26,388
What?

463
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,696
I was really scared
to show that one.

464
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:33,395
It must have been awful,
losing them.

465
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,837
You're still
not so sure about me.

466
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:43,797
W-what makes you say that?

467
00:22:48,192 --> 00:22:50,891
The reason
I love that photo so much--

468
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,155
it tells me who you are.

469
00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:58,594
I mean, I could never
put myself out there like this.

470
00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,163
Is that a tattoo?

471
00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:05,732
Yeah. That's my Ganesh.

472
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:07,821
You have a scar.

473
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:10,693
It's kind of a long story.

474
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:17,134
["Ishq" by Ali Sethi plays]

475
00:23:58,611 --> 00:24:03,877
[♪]

476
00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:19,979
[clock chimes]

477
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,807
I signed a new client
this week.

478
00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:22,590
Mm.

479
00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:23,897
My fourth this month.

480
00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:25,464
[Manish] Killing it, babe.

481
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,597
Are you sure you should be
taking on more work?

482
00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:30,293
Why wouldn't I?

483
00:24:30,294 --> 00:24:32,383
I don't know, maybe
you want to take a vacation.

484
00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:33,820
Vacation?

485
00:24:34,037 --> 00:24:36,212
10 weeks, 12 weeks--
it will help you relax.

486
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:37,432
More, if you find you like it.

487
00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,086
Still not pregnant, Mom.

488
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:41,827
I don't like your tone,
Arundhathi.

489
00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:44,612
How come no one asks Naveen
invasive personal questions?

490
00:24:44,613 --> 00:24:45,395
Wha--

491
00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:46,572
We do!

492
00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:48,616
[Arundhathi] Great!
What's new, Naveen?

493
00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:49,662
Got a boyfriend?

494
00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:53,013
[Dad]
Leave your brother alone.

495
00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:55,972
You are making him
uncomfortable.

496
00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:02,064
[Arundhathi]
Sorry. But it's fine

497
00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:04,937
when Mom plays Inspector Gadget
in my uterus?

498
00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:06,416
[Mom] You know what?
Just leave it.

499
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:08,289
[♪]

500
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:10,769
[doorbell buzzing]

501
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,119
How was your visit home?

502
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,294
Good.

503
00:25:14,774 --> 00:25:16,515
Your family seemed well?

504
00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:18,081
Yeah. Good.

505
00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:22,216
Yeah. Um, so, uh,
what are your friends like?

506
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,131
Uh, anything I should know?

507
00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:26,220
♪ Focaccia! ♪

508
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,655
Oh, no, thank you.

509
00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:29,265
Come on,
it's got herbs and spices in it.

510
00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:31,267
Oh. Uh...

511
00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:32,747
Actually,
if you can hold this,

512
00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:35,098
that would be so great.
Thank you so much.

513
00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:36,056
Oh.

514
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:41,888
Hi.

515
00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:42,628
Hi!

516
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:44,804
I'm Billie.

517
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:47,283
Uh, I remember.
We-- we just met.

518
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:49,111
- Yeah. That's my roommate, Neel.
- Hey, babes!

519
00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:51,026
He was supposed to help me
set up for the party,

520
00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:54,204
but I did it all myself,
because... the patriarchy!

521
00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:55,509
I'm so sorry.

522
00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:56,989
No. It's fine.

523
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:57,946
Yep.

524
00:25:57,947 --> 00:25:58,948
Jay tells me you're a healer.

525
00:26:00,297 --> 00:26:03,343
Uh... oh, you--
uh, I'm a doctor.

526
00:26:03,344 --> 00:26:04,344
And how-- and you are?

527
00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:05,389
A projectionist.

528
00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:06,739
Okay.

529
00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:09,045
I work at AMC.

530
00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:10,873
I've heard of it.

531
00:26:11,091 --> 00:26:12,352
You're not dancing.

532
00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:15,398
Oh...

533
00:26:15,399 --> 00:26:16,444
Um, I-I'm not a dancer.

534
00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:17,706
We're all dancers.

535
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:20,490
We are?

536
00:26:20,491 --> 00:26:21,231
Yeah.

537
00:26:21,797 --> 00:26:22,581
Okay.

538
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,234
I think you're perfect.

539
00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:26,062
Uh, thank you.

540
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,022
Just don't break him.

541
00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:32,678
He's more fragile
than he seems.

542
00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:34,287
Right.

543
00:26:34,288 --> 00:26:36,812
Okay, I'm not loving
the looks of this.

544
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:39,553
Shall we go dance?

545
00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:41,599
Uh...

546
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,558
Did y--
uh, did you want some...

547
00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:44,820
some carbs?

548
00:26:54,308 --> 00:26:55,570
Oh, my god, I love bread.

549
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:57,050
Oh, that's so good.

550
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:03,447
[♪]

551
00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:07,713
The weed was in the focaccia?

552
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:09,801
Neel bakes
his own pot focaccia.

553
00:27:09,802 --> 00:27:10,846
He should have told you.

554
00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:12,326
I had four of them.

555
00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:15,416
I'm starting to feel it too.

556
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,680
Ohh...

557
00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:23,293
Whaa... I... wh...

558
00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:25,252
[Jay] What?

559
00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:26,121
I... I...

560
00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:29,081
Yeah, uh...

561
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,649
[♪]

562
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,696
[flash bulb pops]

563
00:27:35,218 --> 00:27:37,089
<i>- [Naveen] I...
- [Jay] Yeah?</i>

564
00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:38,613
<i>[Naveen] Feel...</i>

565
00:27:39,832 --> 00:27:40,833
<i>[Jay] I know.</i>

566
00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:43,270
[Naveen] Good.

567
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,668
[crowd applauding]

568
00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:54,281
- [music plays]
- [audience applauds]

569
00:27:57,327 --> 00:28:00,068
♪ The places where
we used to meet ♪

570
00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:01,853
♪ We go together ♪

571
00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:04,812
♪ Step by step
Like shoes on the feet ♪

572
00:28:04,813 --> 00:28:06,684
♪ We go together ♪

573
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,338
♪ Just like the sand
out in the sea ♪

574
00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:11,820
♪ What good is sugar
Without no tea ♪

575
00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:14,692
♪ What good are you
if you don't have me ♪

576
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,911
♪ We go together ♪

577
00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:17,695
Take it away.

578
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:18,870
Mom? Dad? [chuckling]

579
00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:21,220
Actually, you guys,
so funny you ask,

580
00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:23,136
because I am seeing someone.

581
00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,442
<i>You know how things always
get super weird</i>

582
00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:28,706
<i>whenever anything gay comes up?</i>

583
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,533
Well, I just thought
I'd put everyone at ease

584
00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:33,145
by mentioning my white,
Hindu, orphan, artist boyfriend.

585
00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:35,843
<i>♪ Like ice cream
and an apple pie ♪</i>

586
00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:37,062
<i>Mom? Dad?</i>

587
00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:39,455
Do you want another son...
who's white?

588
00:28:39,456 --> 00:28:42,851
<i>You know, someone with
an unflinching gaze</i>

589
00:28:43,069 --> 00:28:45,288
<i>who sees all of me?</i>

590
00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:46,854
<i>Mom!</i>

591
00:28:46,855 --> 00:28:48,290
Do you remember
those condoms you bought me?

592
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:50,728
I'm gonna use them now,
because I'm seeing someone.

593
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,948
<i>♪ Just like a fork
who needs a spoon ♪</i>

594
00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:56,298
<i>♪ Just like a song
that needs a tune ♪</i>

595
00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:59,475
<i>♪ We go together ♪</i>

596
00:28:59,476 --> 00:29:01,390
Mom, you know
how you were saying

597
00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:03,566
that there was a lot of hair
in my bathroom?

598
00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:06,266
It's because there's another man
living with me now.

599
00:29:08,094 --> 00:29:09,572
<i>♪ We go together ♪</i>

600
00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:10,878
Oh...

601
00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:12,401
<i>You guys,</i>

602
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:13,968
you know how much you love
getting your photo taken?

603
00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:16,318
Well, I'm dating
a white photographer now.

604
00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:17,103
"Cheese."

605
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:19,539
Get out your Beyonce.

606
00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:21,062
I need the wind machine.

607
00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:22,324
<i>♪ Well, the places where
we used to meet ♪</i>

608
00:29:22,325 --> 00:29:24,109
Don't let them talk over you.

609
00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:26,067
When are you
going to appreciate Manish?

610
00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:27,460
Such a good guy!

611
00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:29,027
- I do appreciate Manish.
- He is not--

612
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,768
The power of love
inside you...

613
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,160
let it out.

614
00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:34,032
[Mom] All your eggs
are going to get dried up.

615
00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:35,076
[Arundhathi] So be it.

616
00:29:35,077 --> 00:29:39,080
You've got this.
You've got this.

617
00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:40,473
<i>♪ We go together ♪</i>

618
00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:41,909
You got this.

619
00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:44,129
<i>♪ We go together
like a storm and rain ♪</i>

620
00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:46,479
<i>♪ Just like a fire
that needs a flame ♪</i>

621
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,308
<i>♪ Just like a picture
needs a frame ♪</i>

622
00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:51,266
<i>♪ We go together ♪</i>

623
00:29:51,267 --> 00:29:53,616
♪ We go together
like the moon and June ♪

624
00:29:53,617 --> 00:29:55,489
♪ Just like the fork
needs the spoon ♪

625
00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:59,101
[Naveen] <i>Mom, Dad...</i>

626
00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:01,102
<i>do you ever feel</i>

627
00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,366
<i>like Kajol in a field
of yellow flowers</i>

628
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:07,936
<i>hearing a cowbell
and just knowing...</i>

629
00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:11,679
[♪]

630
00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:13,724
Naveen!

631
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:16,510
Uh, Manish!

632
00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:18,991
Um...

633
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:24,300
Sorry, we're running late
for-- for, uh, for, um...

634
00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:25,387
this thing.

635
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:26,999
Uh, where's Arundhathi?

636
00:30:27,216 --> 00:30:29,871
Um... I don't know.

637
00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:32,004
I-I'm sorry.

638
00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:33,832
Oh! Um...

639
00:30:34,702 --> 00:30:36,617
This is, uh... uh...

640
00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:38,010
[Jay] Jay.

641
00:30:38,227 --> 00:30:39,402
Jay. Wow.

642
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:41,013
Hey, that's...

643
00:30:43,189 --> 00:30:44,059
Good for you, Naveen.

644
00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:48,629
Just, um, be well, okay?

645
00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:51,761
It was nice to meet you, Jay.

646
00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:52,502
Bye.

647
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,859
[buzzing]

648
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,949
[phone ringing]

649
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,169
[ringing]

650
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:12,782
It's not about you. I-I just--

651
00:31:12,783 --> 00:31:14,915
I just like to keep my family
out of my personal life.

652
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:17,700
[Jay sighs]

653
00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:20,007
I know it's-- it's crazy,

654
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:22,968
but I've never introduced
them to a boyfriend before,

655
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:26,666
and, honestly, if you met them,
you'd understand.

656
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,060
"If"?

657
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,412
[Paul] Um, so, after dinner,
he walks me to my door,

658
00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:35,283
and it's, like, moonlight,

659
00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:37,025
it's all really romantic,

660
00:31:37,243 --> 00:31:39,331
and then he, like, presses me
up against the door,

661
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:40,549
and he leans in,

662
00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:43,249
and I'm like,
"Okay, first kiss--"

663
00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:44,903
so I'm like puckering up...

664
00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:47,470
then he robbed me.

665
00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:51,125
And then he pulled out his gun
and showed it to me,

666
00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:52,997
and it was like, "Whoa!"

667
00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:54,346
- Whoa.
- "I gotta get out of here."

668
00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:55,913
- Yeah.
- Anyways...

669
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,567
enough about me, sorry.

670
00:31:58,525 --> 00:31:59,874
So, what about you two?

671
00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:02,355
Uh, sorry.
What about us?

672
00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:04,183
How did you two meet?

673
00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:05,880
I love a love story.

674
00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:08,665
Uh, he took my picture
in the hospital.

675
00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:19,023
So... um...

676
00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:21,460
do you doctors
get annoyed when,

677
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:24,158
you know, people ask you
for free medical advice?

678
00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:25,333
Yes.

679
00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:26,466
You don't have
to change the subject.

680
00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:29,859
I took his picture,

681
00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:31,514
then we started
dating seriously...

682
00:32:31,819 --> 00:32:33,952
[deep breath]
...and then...

683
00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:36,301
he didn't
tell his family about me,

684
00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:37,912
so it's kind of like
I don't exist.

685
00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:40,480
Jay, is this...

686
00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:42,698
[Neel] Are they fighting?

687
00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,918
We're-- we're not, uh--
We're not fighting.

688
00:32:44,919 --> 00:32:46,921
Because you never say
what you feel.

689
00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:48,182
Jay.

690
00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:49,270
But I do,

691
00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:51,142
and I get
that families are tough.

692
00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:52,666
I mean, I get that, but...

693
00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:56,365
I kind of thought
that this was...

694
00:32:57,453 --> 00:32:58,585
Sorry. I don't know.

695
00:33:00,239 --> 00:33:01,369
I know--

696
00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:03,023
[Jay] I made you
a part of my family.

697
00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:05,984
I always hoped that, one day,
you'd make me a part of yours.

698
00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:08,159
I want that.
You know that.

699
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,464
Well, you've never said it.

700
00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:11,119
- Said what?
- Said what you want!

701
00:33:17,169 --> 00:33:18,953
- Really, we could give y--
- No, it's fine.

702
00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:26,308
I...

703
00:33:27,701 --> 00:33:29,137
the big wedding...

704
00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:33,446
I want that too.

705
00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:37,797
The baraat,

706
00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,539
the fire,

707
00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:41,322
the... pandit,

708
00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:43,542
the seven circles,

709
00:33:43,543 --> 00:33:46,328
a party with
all of the people we love.

710
00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:50,593
"We want for nothing."

711
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,336
I want that.

712
00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:57,209
I do.

713
00:33:59,298 --> 00:34:00,908
Of course I do.

714
00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:08,133
I want the same thing.

715
00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:15,053
The same thing... with you.

716
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:21,711
[♪]

717
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,152
Does that mean--

718
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:29,937
What?

719
00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:32,679
[Jay] I mean...

720
00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:35,595
it feels like you're saying
that you want to--

721
00:34:44,952 --> 00:34:45,691
[chuckles] Yes.

722
00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:47,432
Yes.

723
00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:48,215
A betrothal.

724
00:34:48,216 --> 00:34:49,347
Okay, no more arguments,

725
00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:51,045
or Naveen's
gonna end up pregnant.

726
00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:52,655
[chuckling]

727
00:34:52,873 --> 00:34:55,267
[♪]

728
00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:56,615
[Billie] Love wins!

729
00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:57,791
[others laughing]

730
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,577
[♪]

731
00:35:09,672 --> 00:35:12,153
[exhaling]

732
00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:16,853
[call ringing]

733
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,767
[sighing]

734
00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:19,813
[Archit] <i>Hi, Beta!</i>

735
00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:21,119
Hey!

736
00:35:21,510 --> 00:35:25,034
Hey, uh, ahem, hey, uh,
is-is Mom there?

737
00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:26,515
<i>She's taking a nap.</i>

738
00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:30,084
Oh. Cool. Um...

739
00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:32,303
I-- I was wondering if I could
bring someone along tomorrow.

740
00:35:32,304 --> 00:35:32,434
<i>What?</i>

741
00:35:34,915 --> 00:35:36,612
<i>Hello? Hello!</i>

742
00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:37,656
Hi. Hi.

743
00:35:37,657 --> 00:35:39,005
<i>I can't hear you, Beta!</i>

744
00:35:39,006 --> 00:35:40,093
- I was-- I was j--
<i>- Hello?</i>

745
00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:41,355
I'm saying
that I'm gonna brin--

746
00:35:41,356 --> 00:35:42,313
<i>The connection dropped!</i>

747
00:35:42,314 --> 00:35:43,531
Okay, yeah, no, I'm saying

748
00:35:43,532 --> 00:35:45,360
I'm gonna bring
someone along tomorrow.

749
00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:46,405
<i>Who is it?</i>

750
00:35:47,928 --> 00:35:50,278
It's a guy... I'm seeing.

751
00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:52,846
<i>Uh...</i>

752
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:56,850
<i>Is he a doctor too?</i>

753
00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:58,765
No. Uh, no.

754
00:35:59,113 --> 00:36:01,158
Uh, actually,
we met at the... temple.

755
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,204
<i>Ah! Ha! That's nice.</i>

756
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,206
Yeah. Uh, I should say--

757
00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:06,685
<i>Okay, then! Speak soon.</i>

758
00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:10,254
No, um, I-I was just gonna...
um, okay.

759
00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:12,431
<i>Oh, no, no, no, no.
We'll just see you tomorrow.</i>

760
00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:14,041
Okay. I'll-I'll-I'll--

761
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,302
<i>Okay, bye!</i>

762
00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:16,826
I'll t-talk to you then.
Okay. Bye.

763
00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:24,181
[bed creaks]

764
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,748
That was not the plan.

765
00:36:26,836 --> 00:36:28,316
[door closing]

766
00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:29,230
You nervous?

767
00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:30,231
Hmm?

768
00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:31,232
Are you nervous?

769
00:36:31,493 --> 00:36:32,233
No. You?

770
00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:34,191
No.

771
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,280
[seatbelts clicking]

772
00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:38,195
[♪]

773
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:38,979
Hey! Relax.

774
00:36:39,284 --> 00:36:40,459
I am relaxed.

775
00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:42,460
Do you think
I should touch their feet?

776
00:36:42,461 --> 00:36:44,026
I've never been
to their house before.

777
00:36:44,027 --> 00:36:45,289
I think
it would be weird.

778
00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:47,596
Should we watch some OutTV
while we wait?

779
00:36:47,814 --> 00:36:50,208
Watching OutTV is not
going to help us, Jaan.

780
00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:51,686
It's just that I don't know

781
00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,907
what the protocol is
in this situation.

782
00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:57,170
My parents are super liberal
for Indians.

783
00:36:57,171 --> 00:36:59,216
Just, um, don't bring up
drinking,

784
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:02,045
or meat, or sex, or drugs.

785
00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:05,091
And obviously, no displays
of physical affection

786
00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:07,181
or open declarations
of love.

787
00:37:08,748 --> 00:37:10,271
What do you want me to say?

788
00:37:10,489 --> 00:37:12,664
Just be nice!
Can you be nice?

789
00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:13,795
Why you getting angry?

790
00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:15,014
I'm not getting angry!

791
00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,668
Do I look angry?
- Yes.

792
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:19,801
A-and just be yourself,
but, you know, like...

793
00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:21,239
a little bit more formal.

794
00:37:21,413 --> 00:37:24,415
Like you're interviewing
for, like, the presidency.

795
00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:26,461
Um...

796
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,116
At least this boy is Indian.

797
00:37:30,117 --> 00:37:33,990
[doorbell chimes]

798
00:37:39,822 --> 00:37:41,258
Uh, Mom, uh, Dad,

799
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:42,607
this is--

800
00:37:42,608 --> 00:37:43,651
Jay Kurundkar.

801
00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:45,045
It's really nice
to meet you.

802
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,268
[mutters] Oh, God.

803
00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:53,705
Oh! No, no! It's okay.

804
00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:55,795
It's okay, it's okay.
Bless you.

805
00:37:56,012 --> 00:37:56,883
[Jay sighs]

806
00:37:58,363 --> 00:37:59,755
Did he just touch your feet?

807
00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:02,715
[show theme plays]

808
00:38:02,932 --> 00:38:04,369
<i>A bitch need
some warmth at night,</i>

809
00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:07,632
<i>and it's nothin'
but a nice, sexy dick, Daddy,</i>

810
00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:09,112
<i>to keep a bitch warm.</i>

811
00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:12,768
<i>Um, I'm sorry,
the things I said earlier--</i>

812
00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:15,902
We played this gay TV for you.

813
00:38:16,468 --> 00:38:20,862
[hushed] My parents really like
watching gay channels

814
00:38:20,863 --> 00:38:23,779
so that they can try
to understand me better.

815
00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:27,914
<i>Sometimes you don't have
to be a fairytale prince.</i>

816
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,308
<i>Sometimes you can just be</i>

817
00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:32,179
<i>that 5'5"
Italian guy from New Jersey.</i>

818
00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:35,574
It's crazy, but that twink
came into the hospital.

819
00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:37,706
I was so starstruck.

820
00:38:38,577 --> 00:38:39,317
Wow.

821
00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:40,404
Yeah.

822
00:38:40,405 --> 00:38:42,581
He-- he didn't make it.

823
00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:45,452
[musical flourish plays]

824
00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:47,367
Why are you having
a heart attack?

825
00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:49,238
You would've had
a heart attack if I did this.

826
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,327
No. No such thing.

827
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,547
We are the most
open-minded parents.

828
00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:53,895
[scoffing] That is insane.

829
00:38:53,896 --> 00:38:55,549
You would've never
let me do this.

830
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:56,898
[Megha] You know,
your attitude...

831
00:38:56,899 --> 00:38:58,770
Your brother is happy.
- Such a double standard.

832
00:38:58,771 --> 00:38:59,988
Naveen! Naveen?

833
00:38:59,989 --> 00:39:01,033
Uh, yeah, coming.
I'll be right back.

834
00:39:01,034 --> 00:39:02,339
Uh, yeah, coming,
coming, coming.

835
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,819
Uh, yes?

836
00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:07,213
Do you know if your friend
will take sugar in the chai?

837
00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:08,519
- Uh, yeah, I think so.
- Okay.

838
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:09,781
Make sure to ask

839
00:39:09,782 --> 00:39:11,478
if he wants
white sugar or brown sugar.

840
00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:12,566
He seems a little confused.

841
00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:13,959
Oh, that's very clever.

842
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,352
Oh, my god, I'm just saying,
that's a surprise.

843
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,223
What, that he's white?
Didn't Manish tell you?

844
00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:18,311
How would Manish know?

845
00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:20,139
We ran into him.
Wait, he didn't say?

846
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:21,096
No.

847
00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:22,098
Then why were you calling me?

848
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,535
Doesn't matter.

849
00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:30,280
[clock ticking]

850
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:33,631
[clock strikes]

851
00:39:33,632 --> 00:39:34,372
I...

852
00:39:36,156 --> 00:39:36,939
love the photo.

853
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,418
Thank you.

854
00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:40,378
Yeah. All the Indians do it.

855
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:43,336
[Jay] It's so great--
creating a family of your own.

856
00:39:43,337 --> 00:39:47,297
Well, isn't that just
why we're all alive?

857
00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:49,299
So, Jay, where are you from?

858
00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:51,345
Long story--
kind of all over.

859
00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:53,477
It took me a while to figure out
where I belonged.

860
00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:54,695
It turns out, it was here.

861
00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:55,783
[Naveen chuckles]

862
00:39:55,784 --> 00:39:57,177
My parents' house?

863
00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:58,307
- Tsk!
- No.

864
00:39:58,308 --> 00:39:59,701
Well, I meant the city,

865
00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:02,224
but this-this, uh, this house
is great too.

866
00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:04,663
So, sorry,
where's your family?

867
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,533
- Arundhathi...
- What? I'm taking an interest.

868
00:40:06,534 --> 00:40:07,316
It's okay.

869
00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:09,667
[deep breath]

870
00:40:09,668 --> 00:40:12,758
My parents both passed away
a few years ago.

871
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,933
I'm-- I'm so sorry.

872
00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:16,282
That's awful.

873
00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:19,025
No! I mean, it was awful
that they died, but...

874
00:40:20,243 --> 00:40:22,419
they were older
when they adopted me,

875
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,899
so it was not a, you know...

876
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,207
That makes so much sense...

877
00:40:28,338 --> 00:40:29,904
and is one
of the many things

878
00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:32,298
that would have been
nice to know about you

879
00:40:32,299 --> 00:40:33,648
before I made
an ass of myself.

880
00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:36,084
- Sorry?
- Nothing.

881
00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:38,479
Naveen didn't tell us
that you were white.

882
00:40:38,697 --> 00:40:39,523
[Megha] Archit!

883
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:40,959
- Really?
- Dad, do you...

884
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,701
um, do you really
think that-that's important?

885
00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:45,833
We think it's wonderful
that you're white.

886
00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:46,878
Oh, my god.

887
00:40:46,879 --> 00:40:48,096
- Seriously?
- What?

888
00:40:48,097 --> 00:40:49,489
No, I'm just glad our mother

889
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:52,274
is being so wonderful
and liberal,

890
00:40:52,275 --> 00:40:53,667
and an open-minded soul,

891
00:40:53,668 --> 00:40:56,714
welcoming my brother's
new lover.

892
00:40:56,715 --> 00:40:58,977
No, we can just say
"boyfriend."

893
00:40:58,978 --> 00:41:00,021
We don't have to say...

894
00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:03,285
It's j-- it's j...

895
00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:04,069
It's "boyfriend."

896
00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:06,071
Welcome into our home.

897
00:41:06,072 --> 00:41:07,464
Wow! Oh, my god.

898
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,336
Let's just start planning
the wedding now.

899
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,382
I was kidding.

900
00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:15,123
What, are you engaged
or something?

901
00:41:15,124 --> 00:41:16,386
No! Uh...

902
00:41:16,909 --> 00:41:19,127
Well, uh, well, uh, I mean,
we've just, uh,

903
00:41:19,128 --> 00:41:21,130
we've just talked about it,
that's...

904
00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:23,218
- Oh... my.
- Wow!

905
00:41:23,219 --> 00:41:25,307
Can you point me
to the bathroom?

906
00:41:25,308 --> 00:41:27,049
[Archit]
Yep. Uh, please go straight.

907
00:41:29,530 --> 00:41:30,357
To your right.

908
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,448
[exhaling deeply]

909
00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:40,933
[Archit slurping loudly]

910
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,631
[Archit burps]

911
00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,554
[speaking in Hindi]

912
00:41:54,555 --> 00:41:55,686
For-- for real?

913
00:41:55,687 --> 00:41:58,297
No. I obviously
wouldn't get engaged

914
00:41:58,298 --> 00:41:59,647
before a family meeting.

915
00:42:04,304 --> 00:42:06,872
Oh, my god, oh, my god,
oh, my god, oh, my god.

916
00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:09,177
We're just trying to catch up.

917
00:42:09,178 --> 00:42:10,788
This is psychotic!

918
00:42:10,789 --> 00:42:12,572
I-If I were to get engaged

919
00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:15,270
to some tatted-up white dude
before you even met him,

920
00:42:15,271 --> 00:42:16,924
you would have thrown me
out of the house!

921
00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:19,231
- Keep your voice down!
- This is so damn unfair!

922
00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:20,667
Where were you guys
eight years ago?

923
00:42:20,668 --> 00:42:21,712
What do you mean?

924
00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:22,931
Yeah, what does that mean?

925
00:42:23,976 --> 00:42:26,543
Nothing. Excuse me.

926
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,196
Where are you going?
- [speaking in Hindi]

927
00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:28,937
Hey!

928
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:36,683
- Oh.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

929
00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:38,685
Hey, Naveen,
what was that on his arm?

930
00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:39,643
Sorry.

931
00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:40,601
It's a tattoo of, uh, Ganesh.

932
00:42:41,471 --> 00:42:42,646
Our Ganesh Bhagvan?

933
00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:45,213
- Yeah. -Yeah.
- He did that for you?

934
00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:46,432
- What?
- He did it for us?

935
00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:47,825
- Why would you think--
- [footsteps]

936
00:42:47,826 --> 00:42:49,478
Oh, Jay! Come, come. Come.

937
00:42:49,479 --> 00:42:51,133
Have a seat.
Have a seat.

938
00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:01,317
So, Jay... what do you do?

939
00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:02,623
I'm a freelance photographer.

940
00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:03,755
No! For a living.

941
00:43:05,321 --> 00:43:07,193
[Megha speaking in Hindi]

942
00:43:07,628 --> 00:43:08,673
[Archit speaking in Hindi]

943
00:43:09,282 --> 00:43:10,717
Guys...

944
00:43:10,718 --> 00:43:12,024
Dad?

945
00:43:12,241 --> 00:43:15,636
[continuing in Hindi]

946
00:43:16,768 --> 00:43:17,638
Jay speaks Hindi!

947
00:43:20,032 --> 00:43:21,293
[quietly] Uh...

948
00:43:21,294 --> 00:43:24,078
so something really,
really fun about Jay

949
00:43:24,079 --> 00:43:25,907
is that he can speak Hindi.

950
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:28,083
I understand
better than I speak.

951
00:43:29,302 --> 00:43:31,043
Jay, would you like
to stay for dinner?

952
00:43:36,265 --> 00:43:40,574
[breathing deeply]

953
00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:50,149
[♪]

954
00:43:52,673 --> 00:43:54,283
Weed!

955
00:43:55,458 --> 00:43:56,285
[slowly] Queer...

956
00:43:57,199 --> 00:43:58,331
art...

957
00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:02,551
- Uh...
- ...is really my, um, passion.

958
00:44:02,552 --> 00:44:05,163
Normal art
is queer art.

959
00:44:05,164 --> 00:44:06,468
Yeah, it's all...

960
00:44:06,469 --> 00:44:08,080
I mean, I guess
everything is kind of queer.

961
00:44:08,297 --> 00:44:10,734
Yeah, it's commercial--
commercial, financial.

962
00:44:10,735 --> 00:44:12,345
Yeah. And, uh...

963
00:44:12,737 --> 00:44:13,867
Robert Mapplethorpe,

964
00:44:13,868 --> 00:44:15,521
I don't know
if you've heard of him?

965
00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:16,436
He's, um...

966
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,480
Yeah, there's this great book,

967
00:44:18,481 --> 00:44:19,568
it's called--

968
00:44:19,569 --> 00:44:20,831
[Megha]
Come, come, Chumki, come!

969
00:44:20,832 --> 00:44:22,398
Jay is staying for dinner.

970
00:44:23,008 --> 00:44:23,748
Good.

971
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:27,360
I'm... sure he's hungry.

972
00:44:30,450 --> 00:44:31,712
What are you doing?

973
00:44:31,930 --> 00:44:32,669
Nothing.

974
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,976
Ooh, Mom...

975
00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:38,545
you might not want to go in
the bathroom for a little while.

976
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:41,329
Why? What? Jay,
are you not feeling well?

977
00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:43,028
I think we are
out of Imodium.

978
00:44:43,289 --> 00:44:46,160
I'm so sorry.
It shouldn't leave an odor.

979
00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:47,640
- Mm.
- Well, that's not my experience.

980
00:44:47,641 --> 00:44:50,252
Is this a new thing
of yours too?

981
00:44:50,470 --> 00:44:52,471
Do you partake?

982
00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:53,472
Arundhathi!

983
00:44:53,473 --> 00:44:54,473
What are you two
talking about?

984
00:44:54,474 --> 00:44:55,213
I'm so sorry.

985
00:44:55,214 --> 00:44:56,083
- Pot, Mom!
- What?

986
00:44:56,084 --> 00:44:57,346
Yeah, he was smoking pot.

987
00:44:58,391 --> 00:45:00,436
I found the cartridge
in the trash.

988
00:45:01,263 --> 00:45:02,699
- My towels!
- Ganja?

989
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,744
I'm sorry, I was trying to say
that it's a vape,

990
00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:06,050
so it shouldn't leave a smell.

991
00:45:06,051 --> 00:45:07,487
I can show you--
- Not now!

992
00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:11,577
Um, uh, Jay, uh...
doesn't usually do this.

993
00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:14,494
Well... that's not true.

994
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,495
Could you not,
for a second?

995
00:45:16,496 --> 00:45:18,062
I'm sorry,
I just feel like your policy

996
00:45:18,063 --> 00:45:19,454
of lying to them
about everything

997
00:45:19,455 --> 00:45:20,717
isn't really working out.

998
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,196
[Arundhathi]
Mm, he does has a point.

999
00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:23,284
Would you shut the fuck up?

1000
00:45:23,285 --> 00:45:24,242
- Naveen!
- I should go.

1001
00:45:24,243 --> 00:45:25,547
No, not now.

1002
00:45:25,548 --> 00:45:26,592
You leaving so soon?

1003
00:45:26,593 --> 00:45:27,637
Uncle, Auntie,

1004
00:45:28,334 --> 00:45:30,162
thank you
for your hospitality.

1005
00:45:30,597 --> 00:45:32,729
Jay. Jay! Hang on.

1006
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,993
[♪]

1007
00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:37,778
[door opens]

1008
00:45:42,914 --> 00:45:44,045
[Naveen] Jay, wait!

1009
00:45:45,481 --> 00:45:47,091
Jay, where are you going?

1010
00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:48,658
Naveen, you should be
with your family.

1011
00:45:50,269 --> 00:45:51,009
Jay!

1012
00:45:52,053 --> 00:45:52,837
[car door opens]

1013
00:45:54,142 --> 00:45:55,142
[car door closes]

1014
00:45:55,143 --> 00:45:56,754
[car engine starts]

1015
00:45:58,538 --> 00:46:01,149
[car drives away]

1016
00:46:09,462 --> 00:46:10,549
[door bangs]

1017
00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:12,420
I can't believe
you just did that.

1018
00:46:12,421 --> 00:46:14,422
Me? You're blaming me?

1019
00:46:14,423 --> 00:46:16,337
After that ridiculous show
you just put on?

1020
00:46:16,338 --> 00:46:18,558
Oh, okay.
That's ridiculous.

1021
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,341
Fine, you must as well
just call me a fag.

1022
00:46:20,342 --> 00:46:21,125
It'll be faster.

1023
00:46:21,126 --> 00:46:22,126
Screw you.

1024
00:46:22,127 --> 00:46:24,041
Hey, your sister
is not bigot.

1025
00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:26,043
Oh, oh! That's rich.

1026
00:46:26,044 --> 00:46:27,218
What's that supposed to mean?

1027
00:46:27,219 --> 00:46:28,567
It means, Dad,

1028
00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:30,917
that you won't say
what actually bothers you

1029
00:46:30,918 --> 00:46:32,398
about this whole situation,

1030
00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:34,835
because me being gay
makes you uncomfortable.

1031
00:46:39,318 --> 00:46:40,798
I love him.

1032
00:46:43,844 --> 00:46:45,498
He makes me happy.

1033
00:46:48,588 --> 00:46:49,937
Isn't that all that matters?

1034
00:46:54,507 --> 00:46:57,291
Since when does that matter
to anyone in this house?

1035
00:46:57,292 --> 00:46:58,554
[Archit] Excuse me?

1036
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:01,252
Seriously, what is going on
with you today?

1037
00:47:01,253 --> 00:47:02,209
[plates clattering]

1038
00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:03,429
Is it hormones?

1039
00:47:03,646 --> 00:47:05,734
Archit!
Get her a support pillow!

1040
00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:07,649
[Archit] We don't have
a support pillow.

1041
00:47:07,650 --> 00:47:11,306
I can't believe
you picked today to drop this.

1042
00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:14,700
What is that supposed to mean?

1043
00:47:14,701 --> 00:47:17,398
That you hate
when it's not all about you,

1044
00:47:17,399 --> 00:47:19,793
and your perfect house
and your perfect husband--

1045
00:47:20,098 --> 00:47:21,315
My life is not perfect!

1046
00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:22,664
Oh, did you ever think

1047
00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:24,189
that maybe I just want a family,
just like you?

1048
00:47:24,406 --> 00:47:25,843
For fuck's sake,
I'm not pregnant!

1049
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:26,844
I'm leaving Manish!

1050
00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:28,280
What?

1051
00:47:32,327 --> 00:47:33,372
I'm getting divorced.

1052
00:47:43,164 --> 00:47:43,773
[she sighs]

1053
00:47:43,948 --> 00:47:44,687
Arundhathi, I...

1054
00:47:45,123 --> 00:47:46,124
You know...

1055
00:47:47,081 --> 00:47:48,517
you could've
answered my call.

1056
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:56,699
[♪]

1057
00:47:57,744 --> 00:47:59,441
[door opening]

1058
00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:03,793
[Naveen] What are you doing?

1059
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,363
I can't find my saffron.

1060
00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:10,017
You're packing?

1061
00:48:10,844 --> 00:48:13,150
That seems a bit dramatic,
don't you think?

1062
00:48:13,151 --> 00:48:14,543
[Jay] I'm not being dramatic.

1063
00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:17,154
Oh, right, because
you're typically very grounded.

1064
00:48:17,155 --> 00:48:18,895
[sighs wearily]

1065
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,549
This was always a bad idea.

1066
00:48:21,072 --> 00:48:22,202
What does that mean?

1067
00:48:22,203 --> 00:48:23,638
I should have known
from the start.

1068
00:48:23,639 --> 00:48:25,728
I saw you...

1069
00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:28,383
the way that you squirmed
when I started singing.

1070
00:48:28,993 --> 00:48:29,950
I should've known then.

1071
00:48:31,430 --> 00:48:32,474
Known what?

1072
00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:35,521
That you're ashamed of me.

1073
00:48:36,870 --> 00:48:38,219
Ashamed of yourself, actually.

1074
00:48:38,698 --> 00:48:40,526
I'm not ashamed of myself.

1075
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:42,440
Naveen...

1076
00:48:42,441 --> 00:48:43,920
you move
through public spaces

1077
00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:45,966
like your existence
is an inconvenience,

1078
00:48:46,575 --> 00:48:47,924
and you're very sorry

1079
00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:50,188
to have caused anyone
to notice you at all.

1080
00:48:53,278 --> 00:48:54,583
There it is.

1081
00:48:55,323 --> 00:48:57,107
Oh, yeah, wouldn't want
to leave that behind.

1082
00:48:57,108 --> 00:48:58,674
[Jay] You know how much
saffron costs?

1083
00:48:58,979 --> 00:49:00,675
No, Jay. I don't.

1084
00:49:00,676 --> 00:49:02,329
[Jay sighs]

1085
00:49:02,330 --> 00:49:04,854
You know how I got
that scar from my foster dad?

1086
00:49:05,725 --> 00:49:07,814
He found me playing
with my mom's shoes.

1087
00:49:08,989 --> 00:49:11,991
[sighing wearily]

1088
00:49:11,992 --> 00:49:13,732
I've been rejected
by enough families

1089
00:49:13,733 --> 00:49:15,474
to know
when it's time to move on.

1090
00:49:18,085 --> 00:49:19,695
Jay...

1091
00:49:20,653 --> 00:49:23,307
if you think I'm going to make
some big speech to stop you,

1092
00:49:23,308 --> 00:49:24,048
then you're wrong.

1093
00:49:27,573 --> 00:49:28,443
I know.

1094
00:49:31,403 --> 00:49:32,621
I'm the dramatic one.

1095
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:39,411
[♪]

1096
00:50:11,399 --> 00:50:14,054
[♪]

1097
00:50:20,930 --> 00:50:22,323
[Paul exhales]

1098
00:50:23,542 --> 00:50:25,325
All right,
while you were wifed up,

1099
00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:27,327
I was out there,
playing the game,

1100
00:50:27,328 --> 00:50:30,200
and let me tell you, sweetie,
the game has changed.

1101
00:50:30,201 --> 00:50:31,549
Little soon for that.

1102
00:50:31,550 --> 00:50:33,986
We're still off carbs,
but dairy's cool again.

1103
00:50:33,987 --> 00:50:36,945
"No" to apps,
but "yes" to sex parties.

1104
00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:38,338
- Yeah. I--
- No running!

1105
00:50:38,339 --> 00:50:40,514
Gays don't run,
but we're allowed to skip.

1106
00:50:40,515 --> 00:50:42,038
You know what's out?
Big dicks.

1107
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,952
Big dicks were totally '90s.

1108
00:50:43,953 --> 00:50:45,215
Paul, we're at the hospital.

1109
00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:47,740
We're into tiny little
modest dicks now.

1110
00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:50,351
- [text alert chimes]
- Um, back on cord phones.

1111
00:50:50,569 --> 00:50:52,178
You know?
We're back on this thing.

1112
00:50:52,179 --> 00:50:54,486
We're twirling the cord,
twirling the cord, twirling th--

1113
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,532
What?

1114
00:50:58,403 --> 00:51:01,623
Just Jay letting me know
he left his keys under the mat.

1115
00:51:04,713 --> 00:51:06,845
Okay, we're definitely
going out tonight.

1116
00:51:06,846 --> 00:51:08,542
Paul, I'm not going out.

1117
00:51:08,543 --> 00:51:10,110
Yes, we are!

1118
00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:12,285
- Paul, I'm not going out.
- I went online

1119
00:51:12,286 --> 00:51:14,461
to that website
that's now on the Dark Web--

1120
00:51:14,462 --> 00:51:16,072
Man, I love going out!

1121
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:17,508
Yeah, me too, buddy.

1122
00:51:17,509 --> 00:51:18,683
I love going out.

1123
00:51:18,684 --> 00:51:20,598
Oh, yeah. Good, good.

1124
00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:22,904
We're in
<i>Sex and the City,</i> bitch!

1125
00:51:22,905 --> 00:51:24,515
Hey.

1126
00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:26,039
I used the key you gave Mom.

1127
00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:28,085
How many secret boyfriends
do you have?

1128
00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:31,783
- No.
- No. Absolutely not.

1129
00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:33,872
- No, I know too much.
- Woof. No. [laughs]

1130
00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:36,744
- [horn honks]
- All right, my Uber's waiting,

1131
00:51:36,745 --> 00:51:38,529
so you're up, sis.

1132
00:51:38,530 --> 00:51:39,400
See you later.

1133
00:51:39,618 --> 00:51:40,444
[Naveen] Don't leave me.

1134
00:51:40,445 --> 00:51:41,533
[Paul] No, it's okay.

1135
00:51:41,881 --> 00:51:42,925
[Naveen] She's so mean.

1136
00:51:43,404 --> 00:51:44,927
[Paul] Figure it out. Bye.

1137
00:51:45,145 --> 00:51:45,928
Bye!

1138
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,193
Are you drunk?

1139
00:51:50,237 --> 00:51:53,458
No. Are you a ghost?

1140
00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:56,809
I've been waiting all night.

1141
00:51:58,027 --> 00:51:59,855
I thought you were staying
at Mom and Dad's.

1142
00:52:01,074 --> 00:52:02,249
Yeah, well...

1143
00:52:02,728 --> 00:52:03,859
some things were said,

1144
00:52:04,338 --> 00:52:06,384
some feelings were hurt.

1145
00:52:06,993 --> 00:52:09,430
Felt like
we could use some space, so...

1146
00:52:09,648 --> 00:52:10,388
Where's Jay?

1147
00:52:16,350 --> 00:52:17,568
Well, I guess

1148
00:52:17,569 --> 00:52:18,917
if your relationship
was that fragile,

1149
00:52:18,918 --> 00:52:20,311
maybe I did you a favour.

1150
00:52:21,138 --> 00:52:23,792
God, I can't imagine
why you're getting a divorce.

1151
00:52:25,794 --> 00:52:27,144
Sorry. Too soon?

1152
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:36,283
I'm...

1153
00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:38,154
sorry.

1154
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:39,156
[door closing]

1155
00:52:42,811 --> 00:52:44,639
[birds singing]

1156
00:53:00,046 --> 00:53:01,265
Everything hurts.

1157
00:53:03,136 --> 00:53:05,138
How much did
you drink last night?

1158
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:07,619
Four... appletinis.

1159
00:53:09,882 --> 00:53:11,362
Why are you getting a divorce?

1160
00:53:12,885 --> 00:53:13,929
Geez, Naveen.

1161
00:53:15,148 --> 00:53:17,106
Literally everyone
wants to know.

1162
00:53:18,717 --> 00:53:20,588
[she sighs]

1163
00:53:28,727 --> 00:53:31,295
A month ago, um...

1164
00:53:32,905 --> 00:53:35,037
Manish and I were
watching <i>Project Runway,</i>

1165
00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:40,565
and Heidi Klum was wearing
this black sheath dress.

1166
00:53:42,697 --> 00:53:44,220
Manish was being honoured
at some gala,

1167
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:45,352
and I asked him

1168
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:48,834
if I should wear
the same dress.

1169
00:53:50,966 --> 00:53:52,533
And he said...

1170
00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:56,102
"I don't care what you wear,
just as long as you show up."

1171
00:54:00,193 --> 00:54:01,760
How... dare he?

1172
00:54:02,891 --> 00:54:04,022
Naveen,

1173
00:54:04,023 --> 00:54:06,982
he doesn't--
he doesn't look at me.

1174
00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:10,420
And I can't even
get mad about it,

1175
00:54:10,421 --> 00:54:13,161
because I don't
look at him either.

1176
00:54:13,162 --> 00:54:14,555
Manish and I
didn't find each other.

1177
00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:17,253
Our mothers introduced us,

1178
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,386
which is,
scientifically,

1179
00:54:19,604 --> 00:54:21,561
the least horny way
two people can meet.

1180
00:54:21,562 --> 00:54:23,737
You guys went on a blind date.

1181
00:54:23,738 --> 00:54:25,304
You're acting as if
they sold you off,

1182
00:54:25,305 --> 00:54:26,871
like some kind of child bride.

1183
00:54:26,872 --> 00:54:28,439
The expectations
were clear.

1184
00:54:29,353 --> 00:54:31,092
Well... so what?

1185
00:54:31,093 --> 00:54:33,530
Mom and Dad met, like,
at their wedding,

1186
00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:35,446
and they're basically great.

1187
00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:37,535
[Arundhathi] You think?

1188
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,276
What? They are.

1189
00:54:40,755 --> 00:54:42,234
Do you know
what Mom said to me?

1190
00:54:42,235 --> 00:54:44,497
"There's more to a relationship
than passion.

1191
00:54:44,498 --> 00:54:45,804
You just have to adjust."

1192
00:54:46,674 --> 00:54:49,285
Like... I-I'm sorry,

1193
00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:51,635
I'm not gonna keep living
in a loveless marriage

1194
00:54:51,636 --> 00:54:53,551
just because that's
what she decided to do.

1195
00:54:54,987 --> 00:54:57,816
[she sighs]

1196
00:55:02,168 --> 00:55:04,736
I'm sorry
I torpedoed your relationship.

1197
00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:09,522
You did...

1198
00:55:09,523 --> 00:55:11,438
yeah, mm, you torpedoed it
pretty good.

1199
00:55:13,962 --> 00:55:15,354
I have nothing against

1200
00:55:15,355 --> 00:55:17,878
a boy who took you to DDLJ
on your first date.

1201
00:55:17,879 --> 00:55:18,663
Mm.

1202
00:55:20,882 --> 00:55:23,754
Have you... not told him

1203
00:55:23,755 --> 00:55:26,278
how you used to watch it
over and over again

1204
00:55:26,279 --> 00:55:28,020
until the VHS stopped working?

1205
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:29,108
No.

1206
00:55:30,631 --> 00:55:31,589
Why not?

1207
00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:34,983
Because it's an absurd movie.

1208
00:55:35,201 --> 00:55:37,158
You cried
every time you watched it.

1209
00:55:37,159 --> 00:55:38,290
Yeah, so did you.

1210
00:55:38,291 --> 00:55:40,075
Then I got arranged
to a stranger.

1211
00:55:42,774 --> 00:55:45,646
But you kind of have
what SRK and Kajol have.

1212
00:55:45,994 --> 00:55:46,952
That thing...

1213
00:55:47,387 --> 00:55:48,866
that DDLJ thing

1214
00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:51,826
where you look at him
and you hear music.

1215
00:55:54,089 --> 00:55:55,439
What are you talking about?

1216
00:55:57,136 --> 00:55:58,964
I saw him touch your hair.

1217
00:55:59,443 --> 00:56:01,314
It was the sweetest thing.

1218
00:56:02,707 --> 00:56:05,231
He touched my hair,
so we should get married?

1219
00:56:05,753 --> 00:56:06,972
Oh, I never said that!

1220
00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:12,064
I never said anything to you
about music.

1221
00:56:13,761 --> 00:56:15,372
Are you telling me
I'm wrong?

1222
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:26,295
What do I know?
I've never heard music myself.

1223
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,042
But if I had
what you had...

1224
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:38,133
What?

1225
00:56:41,049 --> 00:56:41,920
Something real.

1226
00:56:44,226 --> 00:56:47,186
[birdsong]

1227
00:56:52,974 --> 00:56:55,412
[♪]

1228
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:02,375
[flags rustling]

1229
00:57:05,073 --> 00:57:07,467
[♪]

1230
00:57:07,859 --> 00:57:10,426
[Naveen] So then
he just found his saffron

1231
00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:11,863
and... and left.

1232
00:57:13,299 --> 00:57:16,650
So, any thoughts...

1233
00:57:17,695 --> 00:57:19,043
[sighing]

1234
00:57:19,044 --> 00:57:21,524
I know I'm probably not
supposed to say this,

1235
00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:22,743
but...

1236
00:57:22,961 --> 00:57:24,658
[whispering]
...you're my favourite one.

1237
00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:30,447
I just think you're great.
I'm a really big fan.

1238
00:57:30,969 --> 00:57:35,060
So, really, any kind of advice
or...

1239
00:57:37,715 --> 00:57:40,282
...any sign would work.

1240
00:57:54,688 --> 00:57:56,864
[man rings bell]

1241
00:57:58,518 --> 00:58:01,260
[♪]

1242
00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:11,183
[bell ringing]

1243
00:58:19,887 --> 00:58:22,499
[♪]

1244
00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:26,720
I really don't feel
like watching a movie right now.

1245
00:58:26,938 --> 00:58:29,593
Well, art heals.
Especially Fellini.

1246
00:58:29,897 --> 00:58:30,855
[♪]

1247
00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:35,424
What's going on?
This is DDLJ.

1248
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:36,643
I can't watch this right now.

1249
00:58:36,861 --> 00:58:38,427
Hey, Jay, can you
just not talk?

1250
00:58:38,602 --> 00:58:39,689
Why are you showing this to me?

1251
00:58:39,690 --> 00:58:41,082
I'm not.
This is just what came up.

1252
00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:49,351
<i>♪ Pyaar hota hai deewana sanam ♪</i>

1253
00:58:50,788 --> 00:58:56,533
<i>♪ Tujhe dekha
to ye janaa sanam ♪</i>

1254
00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:59,360
[♪]

1255
00:58:59,361 --> 00:59:00,101
What?

1256
00:59:06,673 --> 00:59:08,327
[theme swells]

1257
00:59:18,990 --> 00:59:21,209
[laughing]

1258
00:59:23,995 --> 00:59:28,826
<i>♪ Tujhe dekha
to ye janaa sanam ♪</i>

1259
00:59:29,043 --> 00:59:32,873
<i>♪ Pyaar hota hai deewana sanam ♪</i>

1260
00:59:34,309 --> 00:59:36,136
<i>Jay Kurundkar...</i>

1261
00:59:36,137 --> 00:59:39,576
<i>I have historically hated
making dramatic displays.</i>

1262
00:59:40,489 --> 00:59:41,926
<i>I find them mortifying.</i>

1263
00:59:42,709 --> 00:59:44,057
<i>Isn't this mortifying?</i>

1264
00:59:44,058 --> 00:59:45,842
[Jay laughing]

1265
00:59:45,843 --> 00:59:48,192
<i>But this is something
I need to say</i>

1266
00:59:48,193 --> 00:59:50,151
<i>as loudly as possible.</i>

1267
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:52,850
<i>You are beautiful,</i>

1268
00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:55,374
<i>you are wise,</i>

1269
00:59:55,766 --> 00:59:57,115
<i>and you are brave...</i>

1270
00:59:58,507 --> 01:00:00,118
<i>...and I'm lost without you.</i>

1271
01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:06,211
[theme music swells]

1272
01:00:07,299 --> 01:00:09,997
[♪]

1273
01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:16,003
[film stops]

1274
01:00:17,570 --> 01:00:20,051
[♪]

1275
01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:24,055
[floorboards creaking]

1276
01:00:26,187 --> 01:00:27,274
Go!

1277
01:00:27,275 --> 01:00:29,103
Go.

1278
01:00:31,236 --> 01:00:33,630
[♪]

1279
01:00:36,676 --> 01:00:38,635
[sighing]

1280
01:00:39,070 --> 01:00:40,288
What are you doing?

1281
01:00:40,593 --> 01:00:42,116
That depends...

1282
01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:43,509
is it working?

1283
01:00:44,684 --> 01:00:48,732
[sighing]

1284
01:00:55,739 --> 01:00:56,653
It might be.

1285
01:00:57,610 --> 01:00:58,437
In that case...

1286
01:01:04,225 --> 01:01:06,053
I'm asking you again,

1287
01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:09,187
in a very dramatic way...

1288
01:01:10,492 --> 01:01:11,668
for a second time...

1289
01:01:16,455 --> 01:01:17,848
...if you'd marry me.

1290
01:01:18,457 --> 01:01:19,763
What about your family?

1291
01:01:20,198 --> 01:01:21,416
I love you.

1292
01:01:23,636 --> 01:01:25,377
I won't do this
without them.

1293
01:01:26,334 --> 01:01:27,379
I know.

1294
01:01:29,076 --> 01:01:29,947
I love you too.

1295
01:01:31,035 --> 01:01:36,388
[♪]

1296
01:01:43,177 --> 01:01:45,310
[♪]

1297
01:01:55,102 --> 01:01:57,017
[clock ticking]

1298
01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:00,238
Archit, say something.

1299
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:01,979
What?

1300
01:02:02,196 --> 01:02:03,675
[Megha] Tell them
you're happy for them.

1301
01:02:03,676 --> 01:02:05,069
[Archit]
I am happy for them.

1302
01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:07,418
We're so happy for you.

1303
01:02:07,419 --> 01:02:08,376
Thanks, Mom.

1304
01:02:10,378 --> 01:02:12,729
Dad, I was, uh, wondering

1305
01:02:12,903 --> 01:02:16,210
if, uh you would
ask Pandit Kumar to officiate.

1306
01:02:16,645 --> 01:02:17,429
"Officiate"?

1307
01:02:18,386 --> 01:02:19,736
The... wedding?

1308
01:02:20,824 --> 01:02:23,348
Uh, you want Pandit Kumar
to do your wedding?

1309
01:02:23,696 --> 01:02:25,002
As opposed to...?

1310
01:02:26,612 --> 01:02:29,441
We thought you would want
a more gay wedding.

1311
01:02:29,789 --> 01:02:31,791
A gay wedding?

1312
01:02:32,052 --> 01:02:34,838
Yeah, you know, like where
you wear matching suits,

1313
01:02:35,099 --> 01:02:37,187
and we are in a fancy barn,

1314
01:02:37,188 --> 01:02:39,668
and one of your friends
becomes an Internet priest...

1315
01:02:39,843 --> 01:02:42,628
No, no.
We want an Indian wedding.

1316
01:02:42,976 --> 01:02:44,195
Still gay, though.

1317
01:02:44,630 --> 01:02:47,501
So, which one of you
is the bride?

1318
01:02:47,502 --> 01:02:49,416
- Oh, Dad--
- Yeah.

1319
01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:50,810
That-that's not how it works.

1320
01:02:51,158 --> 01:02:52,769
Do we have to give you away?

1321
01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:55,422
Or does someone else
give him away?

1322
01:02:55,423 --> 01:02:57,511
That tradition is messed up.

1323
01:02:57,512 --> 01:02:59,731
I mean, technically,
we gave Arundhathi away

1324
01:02:59,732 --> 01:03:00,688
to Manish's parents?

1325
01:03:00,689 --> 01:03:02,299
We tried.

1326
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:03,430
[Megha] Archit!

1327
01:03:03,431 --> 01:03:04,431
Forget about
the giving-away thing.

1328
01:03:04,432 --> 01:03:05,433
But what about the dance?

1329
01:03:06,130 --> 01:03:07,870
At Arundhathi's wedding,

1330
01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:11,396
the groom and his family
welcomed her with a dance.

1331
01:03:11,613 --> 01:03:12,875
But with two grooms...

1332
01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,616
Well, that's easy.
My parents aren't here,

1333
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:17,749
so I'd be more than happy
to watch you all dance for me.

1334
01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,751
Uh, isn't that a little...

1335
01:03:19,752 --> 01:03:21,145
What, gay?

1336
01:03:21,362 --> 01:03:22,319
Loud.

1337
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,756
Loud? It's an Indian wedding!

1338
01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:26,324
You don't have to shout.

1339
01:03:30,894 --> 01:03:31,416
It's fine.

1340
01:03:34,985 --> 01:03:37,770
[♪]

1341
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:03,056
[Megha] So? Are you gonna
say something?

1342
01:04:03,578 --> 01:04:05,405
[Archit] What is there to say?

1343
01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:07,581
[she sighs]

1344
01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:09,496
Sometimes,
after all these years,

1345
01:04:09,497 --> 01:04:10,759
I just don't know you.

1346
01:04:10,934 --> 01:04:12,022
[Archit] You know me.

1347
01:04:13,371 --> 01:04:14,937
And you're thinking
the same as me.

1348
01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:16,156
Deep down.

1349
01:04:17,288 --> 01:04:19,680
I'm not! I'm not.

1350
01:04:19,681 --> 01:04:22,510
[footsteps receding]

1351
01:04:27,124 --> 01:04:29,038
Are you
paying attention, Archit?

1352
01:04:29,039 --> 01:04:29,908
[Archit] Yes.

1353
01:04:29,909 --> 01:04:31,824
First thing-- invitations.

1354
01:04:31,998 --> 01:04:34,348
Naveen, show Jay the one
we made for Arundhathi.

1355
01:04:34,566 --> 01:04:36,742
Oh... okay. Um...

1356
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:40,005
Wow!

1357
01:04:40,006 --> 01:04:42,269
This album makes me
so emotional.

1358
01:04:42,748 --> 01:04:45,882
It was $2,300
for the outfit alone.

1359
01:04:46,099 --> 01:04:47,274
Such a waste.

1360
01:04:49,059 --> 01:04:50,756
Anyway,
do you like the invite?

1361
01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:54,064
Um, actually, we were planning
on sending an email.

1362
01:04:54,281 --> 01:04:55,455
An email?

1363
01:04:55,456 --> 01:04:57,588
We just thought
we'd save some trees.

1364
01:04:57,589 --> 01:04:59,460
No trees need to be saved!

1365
01:04:59,678 --> 01:05:02,158
We have to send a proper
printed invitation

1366
01:05:02,159 --> 01:05:04,074
that come
from your father and me,

1367
01:05:04,378 --> 01:05:05,770
like we did for Arundhathi.

1368
01:05:05,771 --> 01:05:08,078
[Archit]
Because it worked out so well.

1369
01:05:08,730 --> 01:05:10,166
I'm right here.

1370
01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:12,124
[Magna] And you should be
with Manish, adjusting.

1371
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:13,517
Stop telling me to adjust.

1372
01:05:13,518 --> 01:05:15,084
You can't adjust your way
into loving someone.

1373
01:05:15,085 --> 01:05:17,347
Oh! You want true love?

1374
01:05:17,348 --> 01:05:18,652
You want a fairytale,

1375
01:05:18,653 --> 01:05:20,741
you want flowers,
you want music.

1376
01:05:20,742 --> 01:05:22,482
In real life,
you have to adjust!

1377
01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:23,702
Look how much I'm adjusting!

1378
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:26,879
I love paper invites.

1379
01:05:27,053 --> 01:05:28,227
[Megha] Thank you.

1380
01:05:28,228 --> 01:05:29,968
And you should
respect the traditions

1381
01:05:29,969 --> 01:05:31,665
you're about
to enter into.

1382
01:05:31,666 --> 01:05:33,102
Mom, a day ago,

1383
01:05:33,103 --> 01:05:34,887
you told me to get married
by an Internet priest.

1384
01:05:35,061 --> 01:05:37,323
Oh, why you have to be
so technical?

1385
01:05:37,324 --> 01:05:40,458
[♪]

1386
01:05:42,634 --> 01:05:44,113
Madam,

1387
01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:46,116
thank you for entrusting me
with this homo wedding.

1388
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:49,075
This is the wedding planner?

1389
01:05:49,684 --> 01:05:51,948
Uh, I thought we said
no more barns.

1390
01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:54,993
Oh! Okay. No, no.
We're open to it.

1391
01:05:54,994 --> 01:05:56,777
We're open to it.
Of course, Master Ji.

1392
01:05:56,778 --> 01:05:58,866
We are so lucky
to have you planning it.

1393
01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:00,607
You're always so booked
and busy.

1394
01:06:00,608 --> 01:06:01,740
It is all good!

1395
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,306
Love is love.

1396
01:06:03,307 --> 01:06:04,350
And money is money.

1397
01:06:04,351 --> 01:06:06,657
[phone rings]

1398
01:06:06,658 --> 01:06:09,268
[speaking in Hindi]

1399
01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:11,662
Are we sure about this guy?

1400
01:06:11,663 --> 01:06:13,926
He's perfect.
Look at him yell.

1401
01:06:18,322 --> 01:06:19,323
[beep]

1402
01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:22,630
So, which one is the bride?

1403
01:06:25,503 --> 01:06:27,287
The dance floor will be here.

1404
01:06:27,679 --> 01:06:28,984
You ready to shake it?

1405
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:30,246
[Naveen] I don't really dance.

1406
01:06:30,247 --> 01:06:31,725
What is wrong with you?

1407
01:06:31,726 --> 01:06:33,946
Master Ji, this is perfect.
The space is perfect.

1408
01:06:34,164 --> 01:06:34,947
Good.

1409
01:06:35,121 --> 01:06:36,687
Let us talk dates.

1410
01:06:36,688 --> 01:06:39,038
We all know this is the best
venue for Indian weddings.

1411
01:06:39,256 --> 01:06:41,213
Lowest divorce rate,
highest spirituality

1412
01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:42,345
for the lowest price.

1413
01:06:42,346 --> 01:06:43,824
They have September 11 open.

1414
01:06:43,825 --> 01:06:44,564
Wonderful!

1415
01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:46,610
Oh, Mom, wait--

1416
01:06:46,611 --> 01:06:48,177
Wait? What is wrong
with September 11th?

1417
01:06:48,178 --> 01:06:50,267
Because of something hap--

1418
01:06:50,484 --> 01:06:52,181
- Oh, the terror attack?
- Yes.

1419
01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:53,879
Oh, September 11,
is it a discount?

1420
01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:55,445
- Discount?
- Yeah.

1421
01:06:55,446 --> 01:06:56,924
There's no discount.

1422
01:06:56,925 --> 01:06:59,623
We don't want that day
even if there's a discount.

1423
01:06:59,624 --> 01:07:01,190
We also have September 12...

1424
01:07:01,191 --> 01:07:02,409
- Oh, perfect!
- In six years.

1425
01:07:02,888 --> 01:07:04,802
No, that's--
that's way too long.

1426
01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:05,977
Might be good to hold off,

1427
01:07:05,978 --> 01:07:07,675
make sure this man
is really the one.

1428
01:07:08,067 --> 01:07:08,936
[Jay] What?

1429
01:07:08,937 --> 01:07:10,199
What?!

1430
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:11,722
[Megha] Do you know
what happens in a barn?

1431
01:07:11,723 --> 01:07:12,897
Animals live in a barn!

1432
01:07:12,898 --> 01:07:14,464
You-- my son is getting married!

1433
01:07:14,465 --> 01:07:15,552
Why don't you understand?

1434
01:07:15,553 --> 01:07:16,814
You don't
have a proper ballroom

1435
01:07:16,815 --> 01:07:18,555
where I can
invite all my friends

1436
01:07:18,556 --> 01:07:19,991
and be happy with them?

1437
01:07:19,992 --> 01:07:21,775
You want a ballroom?
People are gonna suffocate!

1438
01:07:21,776 --> 01:07:23,212
- All these flowers--
- Nobody feel bad

1439
01:07:23,213 --> 01:07:25,258
about being in a homo wedding,
feeling homophobic.

1440
01:07:25,606 --> 01:07:26,911
- Get over--
- Because of the air.

1441
01:07:26,912 --> 01:07:29,653
Oh, my god! You stop
saying "homo" right now!

1442
01:07:29,654 --> 01:07:31,220
Clean, fresh air.

1443
01:07:31,221 --> 01:07:32,612
[Megha] You think I'm scared
of throwing a big wedding?

1444
01:07:32,613 --> 01:07:35,224
You think the Gavaskars
cannot have a big wedding?

1445
01:07:35,225 --> 01:07:36,486
- You want big wedding?
- Yes.

1446
01:07:36,487 --> 01:07:38,749
We can get the Thunderbirds
to fly over

1447
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,185
and spray queer colours.

1448
01:07:40,186 --> 01:07:42,928
Can put the soundtrack...

1449
01:07:43,102 --> 01:07:44,060
She loves you so much.

1450
01:07:45,931 --> 01:07:47,192
I know.

1451
01:07:47,193 --> 01:07:48,672
[Ji]...to look
at the surroundings anyway.

1452
01:07:48,673 --> 01:07:49,934
[Megha] Do you realize

1453
01:07:49,935 --> 01:07:51,502
that my only gay son
is getting married?

1454
01:07:51,763 --> 01:07:54,199
[Ji] The kundlis say
that this is the best venue--

1455
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,594
[Megha] You told Marie
about my son's community.

1456
01:08:10,521 --> 01:08:11,651
Why didn't you come in?

1457
01:08:11,652 --> 01:08:13,175
[chuckling]

1458
01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:15,003
I would have been in the way.

1459
01:08:17,049 --> 01:08:18,224
Are you all done?

1460
01:08:18,659 --> 01:08:20,922
Hmm, is your mother
riding with Jay?

1461
01:08:27,668 --> 01:08:29,756
Dad, you know,
for a second there,

1462
01:08:29,757 --> 01:08:30,975
I couldn't remember

1463
01:08:30,976 --> 01:08:33,283
why I even wanted
any of this anymore,

1464
01:08:34,327 --> 01:08:37,635
but there's a difference
between not wanting something

1465
01:08:38,114 --> 01:08:40,159
and being afraid
to want it.

1466
01:08:42,161 --> 01:08:43,684
Naveen?

1467
01:08:45,338 --> 01:08:49,167
Dad, what is the worst thing
that you think can happen?

1468
01:08:49,168 --> 01:08:50,299
Huh?

1469
01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:52,737
What, a couple
of aunties gossip?

1470
01:08:52,954 --> 01:08:55,261
Seriously, Dad,
what are you so afraid of?

1471
01:08:59,831 --> 01:09:01,485
Ungrateful children.

1472
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:04,749
You just...

1473
01:09:07,839 --> 01:09:08,927
...decide things.

1474
01:09:12,713 --> 01:09:14,541
You and your sister both--

1475
01:09:14,759 --> 01:09:17,413
you just decide,
whatever it is you want.

1476
01:09:17,414 --> 01:09:20,286
You know how much say
my father gave me in my wedding?

1477
01:09:22,201 --> 01:09:23,463
None.

1478
01:09:26,553 --> 01:09:27,988
Yeah, well, maybe you're fine

1479
01:09:27,989 --> 01:09:29,338
in some sort of
loveless marriage

1480
01:09:29,339 --> 01:09:30,383
for your whole life, but--

1481
01:09:32,385 --> 01:09:34,213
Is that what you think?

1482
01:09:35,997 --> 01:09:37,912
Of your mother and I?

1483
01:09:41,002 --> 01:09:42,917
I'm gonna ride
with Mom and Jay.

1484
01:09:44,615 --> 01:09:48,271
We'll send you an invite,
but no obligation to attend.

1485
01:09:55,974 --> 01:09:58,062
[door closes]

1486
01:09:58,063 --> 01:10:00,065
[footsteps recede]

1487
01:10:03,111 --> 01:10:06,593
[♪]

1488
01:10:20,564 --> 01:10:22,218
Thank you. Thank you.

1489
01:10:23,784 --> 01:10:25,699
Why are you sitting over here?

1490
01:10:25,917 --> 01:10:27,962
You don't need
to get in my space, please.

1491
01:10:28,180 --> 01:10:29,441
You go sit in your chair.

1492
01:10:29,442 --> 01:10:30,921
You bought that chair
for yourself, right?

1493
01:10:30,922 --> 01:10:32,663
That ridiculous chair.
You go there.

1494
01:10:39,757 --> 01:10:41,846
[clock strikes]

1495
01:10:46,111 --> 01:10:47,243
What? Why you looking at me?

1496
01:10:49,070 --> 01:10:50,681
I'm very tired.

1497
01:10:51,464 --> 01:10:53,249
I'm going to head up to bed.

1498
01:11:07,741 --> 01:11:10,744
[singing quietly]

1499
01:11:13,225 --> 01:11:16,141
[continues singing
as he departs]

1500
01:11:21,189 --> 01:11:23,104
[♪]

1501
01:11:25,759 --> 01:11:28,849
[♪]

1502
01:11:31,939 --> 01:11:33,418
You found this guy
on Craigslist?

1503
01:11:33,419 --> 01:11:34,246
Instagram.

1504
01:11:35,943 --> 01:11:37,074
His ad said

1505
01:11:37,075 --> 01:11:39,860
assembling furniture
was his passion.

1506
01:11:40,818 --> 01:11:41,601
[door opening]
- Mom!

1507
01:11:42,820 --> 01:11:43,603
Hey?

1508
01:11:43,864 --> 01:11:45,431
Don't "Hey, Mom" me!

1509
01:11:45,997 --> 01:11:46,997
And you!

1510
01:11:46,998 --> 01:11:48,128
What did you say
to your father?

1511
01:11:48,129 --> 01:11:48,912
What?

1512
01:11:48,913 --> 01:11:50,044
He's extremely upset!

1513
01:11:51,568 --> 01:11:52,307
Good.

1514
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:53,264
"Good"?

1515
01:11:53,265 --> 01:11:54,309
When did you become like this?

1516
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:55,048
What, brave?

1517
01:11:55,049 --> 01:11:55,833
Disrespectful!

1518
01:11:56,399 --> 01:11:57,486
Sitting like that

1519
01:11:57,487 --> 01:11:58,966
while your mom
is still standing!

1520
01:12:00,011 --> 01:12:01,664
I tried, okay?

1521
01:12:01,665 --> 01:12:03,492
I really tried.
You know how much.

1522
01:12:03,493 --> 01:12:05,755
See, this is the problem
with the two of you.

1523
01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:07,497
You both think
we are the enemy.

1524
01:12:08,019 --> 01:12:09,324
Do you know that

1525
01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:11,282
when you even
prick your finger, we bleed?

1526
01:12:11,283 --> 01:12:12,370
Excuse me, Ma'am?

1527
01:12:12,371 --> 01:12:14,329
Would you like
something to sit on?

1528
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,287
Who are you?

1529
01:12:15,461 --> 01:12:16,896
Where is your shirt?

1530
01:12:16,897 --> 01:12:19,072
- He doesn't work with a shirt.
- No, no. Nice boy.

1531
01:12:19,073 --> 01:12:20,900
Nice boy.
I'm good. Thank you. No. No.

1532
01:12:20,901 --> 01:12:21,859
[Arundhathi]
She's fine.

1533
01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:23,555
Do you have any idea

1534
01:12:23,556 --> 01:12:26,080
what the last six years
have been like for us?

1535
01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:28,168
You just announce
that you're gay,

1536
01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:29,345
and you take off.

1537
01:12:29,649 --> 01:12:31,651
You go off
to live your own life.

1538
01:12:32,217 --> 01:12:34,958
I don't know anything about
you or your relationships,

1539
01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:36,090
nothing,

1540
01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:38,788
and then you come back
with this boy

1541
01:12:38,789 --> 01:12:40,443
who we don't know
anything about,

1542
01:12:40,878 --> 01:12:43,663
and you just announce
that you're engaged?

1543
01:12:44,055 --> 01:12:45,273
Twice?

1544
01:12:45,752 --> 01:12:47,667
How do you expect
your father to react?

1545
01:12:50,496 --> 01:12:52,976
And I've been
indulging you so much

1546
01:12:52,977 --> 01:12:54,456
out of fear!

1547
01:12:54,457 --> 01:12:57,937
I'm so scared that if I say
one wrong word to you,

1548
01:12:57,938 --> 01:13:00,245
you're just gonna
cut us off your life forever!

1549
01:13:02,203 --> 01:13:03,335
Mom, I would never--

1550
01:13:04,728 --> 01:13:06,033
I have to go.

1551
01:13:06,947 --> 01:13:08,426
And you!

1552
01:13:08,427 --> 01:13:10,820
You're wasting your time
in this room with one chair.

1553
01:13:10,821 --> 01:13:14,301
[footsteps receding]

1554
01:13:14,302 --> 01:13:15,564
[door opens]

1555
01:13:15,565 --> 01:13:17,000
All we have is each other!

1556
01:13:17,001 --> 01:13:18,045
[door closes]

1557
01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:30,188
[♪]

1558
01:14:00,827 --> 01:14:06,485
[♪]

1559
01:14:20,673 --> 01:14:22,632
[sizzling]

1560
01:14:23,328 --> 01:14:24,459
[knocking]

1561
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,504
Hey, Uncle.

1562
01:14:26,810 --> 01:14:27,940
- Ah.
- Megha sent me in.

1563
01:14:27,941 --> 01:14:29,160
Come in.

1564
01:14:29,552 --> 01:14:31,771
Is everything okay?
I got your message.

1565
01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:34,818
I thought
we can have a little chat.

1566
01:14:39,344 --> 01:14:40,562
Are you making korma?

1567
01:14:40,563 --> 01:14:41,345
Ah.

1568
01:14:41,346 --> 01:14:43,783
Can I help?

1569
01:14:44,262 --> 01:14:47,352
No, no, no. No. I'm okay.

1570
01:14:50,442 --> 01:14:52,748
Do you ever try making this
with dates, Uncle?

1571
01:14:52,749 --> 01:14:54,098
Why would I do that?

1572
01:14:55,142 --> 01:14:56,230
That is just odd.

1573
01:14:56,448 --> 01:14:58,406
It's actually
a wonderful flavour.

1574
01:14:58,624 --> 01:15:00,190
Then you should make something

1575
01:15:00,191 --> 01:15:02,410
which is supposed
to have dates in it.

1576
01:15:05,283 --> 01:15:07,285
Naveen says
you've always done the cooking.

1577
01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:09,721
When I was a boy,

1578
01:15:09,722 --> 01:15:11,985
I wanted to cater weddings
for a living...

1579
01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:14,422
to be a cook.

1580
01:15:14,727 --> 01:15:15,859
Why didn't you?

1581
01:15:17,382 --> 01:15:20,733
When I told my father,
he gave me this.

1582
01:15:23,475 --> 01:15:24,998
That was a different time.

1583
01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:29,263
Not that different.

1584
01:15:30,438 --> 01:15:31,962
Naveen never told me
that story.

1585
01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:33,703
He doesn't know.

1586
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:36,749
I think
you should tell him.

1587
01:15:41,624 --> 01:15:43,713
Do you know
Naveen used to paint?

1588
01:15:46,150 --> 01:15:46,932
See that?

1589
01:15:46,933 --> 01:15:48,455
[Jay] Ah.

1590
01:15:48,456 --> 01:15:50,546
He drew that.

1591
01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:54,419
[Jay] Wow.

1592
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,559
Always surprising me...

1593
01:16:04,908 --> 01:16:05,865
my only son.

1594
01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,652
So much inside him.

1595
01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:14,570
Beautiful things...
like that.

1596
01:16:16,702 --> 01:16:17,660
He has...

1597
01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:20,053
he has good taste.

1598
01:16:21,402 --> 01:16:22,795
Good instincts.

1599
01:16:36,287 --> 01:16:37,680
[kissing]

1600
01:16:40,726 --> 01:16:43,076
[♪]

1601
01:17:04,358 --> 01:17:05,576
Are there dates in this?

1602
01:17:05,577 --> 01:17:07,623
[Archit clears his throat]

1603
01:17:09,450 --> 01:17:11,757
[♪]

1604
01:17:16,893 --> 01:17:19,460
[♪]

1605
01:17:28,295 --> 01:17:29,645
[Arundhathi]
<i>You do all this,</i>

1606
01:17:29,819 --> 01:17:32,256
<i>and you hope
it lasts forever...</i>

1607
01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:36,042
<i>...and if it doesn't,</i>

1608
01:17:37,087 --> 01:17:38,653
<i>you come together
and do it all again</i>

1609
01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:39,872
<i>for someone else
anyways.</i>

1610
01:17:44,268 --> 01:17:45,486
<i>Because...</i>

1611
01:17:47,227 --> 01:17:48,924
<i>and-and I'm sorry
to be sentimental,</i>

1612
01:17:48,925 --> 01:17:50,753
<i>it's not in my nature, but...</i>

1613
01:17:52,842 --> 01:17:55,322
<i>the easiest thing
to believe in</i>

1614
01:17:55,975 --> 01:17:56,715
<i>is love.</i>

1615
01:18:05,071 --> 01:18:06,376
Here, stand still.

1616
01:18:06,377 --> 01:18:07,595
Mom, it's fine.

1617
01:18:08,031 --> 01:18:09,554
It's not fine.

1618
01:18:12,644 --> 01:18:14,776
And you,
you should be rehearsing!

1619
01:18:14,777 --> 01:18:16,082
I'm all set.

1620
01:18:19,172 --> 01:18:20,130
He looks good, Ma.

1621
01:18:25,831 --> 01:18:28,921
[guests applauding]

1622
01:18:33,230 --> 01:18:33,970
[Pandit] Now...

1623
01:18:34,622 --> 01:18:35,667
the varmala.

1624
01:18:37,321 --> 01:18:38,714
Both our grooms

1625
01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:40,890
will exchange garlands

1626
01:18:42,369 --> 01:18:43,936
just to specify

1627
01:18:44,154 --> 01:18:49,376
their acceptance of each other
as spouses.

1628
01:18:51,857 --> 01:18:52,640
Okay.

1629
01:18:53,424 --> 01:18:54,685
Ooh...

1630
01:18:54,686 --> 01:18:55,686
Come... come on. Come on.

1631
01:18:55,687 --> 01:18:58,254
Aren't you the wily coyote?

1632
01:18:58,255 --> 01:19:00,300
[laughing]

1633
01:19:05,523 --> 01:19:09,266
[encouraging and teasing]

1634
01:19:10,267 --> 01:19:12,748
[laughter and applause]

1635
01:19:17,709 --> 01:19:21,887
Mangalam Bhagwan Vishnuh,
Mangalam Garunadhwajah.

1636
01:19:22,496 --> 01:19:24,759
[♪]

1637
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:30,983
Mangalam Bhagwan Vishnuh,
Mangalam Garunadhwajah.

1638
01:19:33,725 --> 01:19:35,334
You know, I say that
all the time.

1639
01:19:35,335 --> 01:19:37,685
Shh!

1640
01:19:39,122 --> 01:19:41,254
[♪]

1641
01:19:42,778 --> 01:19:44,126
[Arundhathi] <i>The couple vows</i>

1642
01:19:44,127 --> 01:19:47,608
<i>to remain loyal
as long as they live.</i>

1643
01:19:50,698 --> 01:19:54,441
<i>The couple vows to live
in harmony with nature.</i>

1644
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:57,705
[♪]

1645
01:19:59,011 --> 01:20:01,100
<i>The couple vows to take care</i>

1646
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:03,407
<i>of each other's families
as their own,</i>

1647
01:20:03,711 --> 01:20:05,190
<i>to respect their elders.</i>

1648
01:20:05,191 --> 01:20:07,672
[♪]

1649
01:20:12,416 --> 01:20:14,157
<i>The couple vows support...</i>

1650
01:20:14,679 --> 01:20:17,638
<i>to take equal care
of the relationship.</i>

1651
01:20:20,511 --> 01:20:23,731
<i>The couple vows
friendship to each other...</i>

1652
01:20:24,776 --> 01:20:25,951
for this life,

1653
01:20:26,604 --> 01:20:27,735
and for all the lives.

1654
01:20:29,433 --> 01:20:30,826
[Pandit] You are now

1655
01:20:31,739 --> 01:20:32,915
one soul.

1656
01:20:33,393 --> 01:20:34,568
They're married.

1657
01:20:35,178 --> 01:20:36,570
Happy marry.

1658
01:20:37,136 --> 01:20:38,050
Oh...

1659
01:20:38,442 --> 01:20:39,617
[Auntie giggling]

1660
01:20:40,139 --> 01:20:43,229
[applause]

1661
01:20:45,492 --> 01:20:47,930
[♪]

1662
01:20:53,892 --> 01:20:57,548
[applause continues]

1663
01:20:58,027 --> 01:20:59,115
[♪]

1664
01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:01,551
[Arundhathi] <i>They say</i>

1665
01:21:01,552 --> 01:21:03,206
<i>when you throw the rice
over your shoulder,</i>

1666
01:21:03,597 --> 01:21:06,251
<i>you're finally leaving
your parents behind forever.</i>

1667
01:21:06,252 --> 01:21:07,775
<i>♪ Ah ♪</i>

1668
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:11,867
<i>But how could you,
really?</i>

1669
01:21:13,129 --> 01:21:17,437
<i>♪ Ah ♪</i>

1670
01:21:21,833 --> 01:21:24,792
<i>♪ Ah ♪</i>

1671
01:21:38,110 --> 01:21:43,986
<i>♪ Ah ♪</i>

1672
01:21:49,034 --> 01:21:50,166
Where did Mom go?

1673
01:21:53,082 --> 01:21:55,257
[tapping on microphone]

1674
01:21:55,258 --> 01:21:56,214
Hello.

1675
01:21:56,215 --> 01:21:58,957
[conversations begin hushing]

1676
01:21:59,740 --> 01:22:02,047
[applause]

1677
01:22:03,788 --> 01:22:05,007
I'm Megha...

1678
01:22:05,529 --> 01:22:06,660
Naveen's mother.

1679
01:22:06,878 --> 01:22:08,226
I didn't know
your mom was speaking.

1680
01:22:08,227 --> 01:22:09,749
Uh...

1681
01:22:09,750 --> 01:22:12,840
Naveen's father and I
have been married for 35 years,

1682
01:22:13,885 --> 01:22:16,279
so I'm here
to offer some advice.

1683
01:22:16,496 --> 01:22:18,280
How much
has she had to drink?

1684
01:22:18,281 --> 01:22:19,891
Your mother doesn't drink.

1685
01:22:20,196 --> 01:22:22,023
[Megha] I didn't
meet Naveen's father

1686
01:22:22,024 --> 01:22:23,590
until our engagement,

1687
01:22:24,113 --> 01:22:27,289
so there were many things
we didn't know about each other

1688
01:22:27,290 --> 01:22:29,161
until after our wedding day.

1689
01:22:30,119 --> 01:22:32,991
I had to figure out
what this new person liked,

1690
01:22:33,209 --> 01:22:34,253
didn't like,

1691
01:22:34,775 --> 01:22:37,125
what he preferred,
didn't prefer...

1692
01:22:37,126 --> 01:22:38,257
Maybe she is drunk.

1693
01:22:38,954 --> 01:22:40,738
...what he really liked,

1694
01:22:41,304 --> 01:22:42,740
really didn't like,

1695
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:43,959
how much,

1696
01:22:44,350 --> 01:22:45,525
how many times...

1697
01:22:46,178 --> 01:22:47,396
that's right, people.

1698
01:22:47,397 --> 01:22:48,745
I'm talking about

1699
01:22:48,746 --> 01:22:50,487
the most important thing
in any relationship...

1700
01:22:51,227 --> 01:22:52,009
food.

1701
01:22:52,010 --> 01:22:54,403
- [laughter]
- Oh!

1702
01:22:54,404 --> 01:22:56,318
Oh, my god! She got me.

1703
01:22:56,319 --> 01:22:57,449
- [laughter]
- [relieved sigh]

1704
01:22:57,450 --> 01:22:58,843
I was so nervous.

1705
01:22:59,278 --> 01:23:01,367
I had never done it
before marriage...

1706
01:23:01,802 --> 01:23:02,672
Oh, my god.

1707
01:23:02,673 --> 01:23:03,761
...the cooking.

1708
01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:06,763
- Oh, my god.
- No. I can't do this.

1709
01:23:06,764 --> 01:23:08,417
This is worse than coming out.

1710
01:23:08,418 --> 01:23:11,899
I tried making him idlis
for our first breakfast.

1711
01:23:12,422 --> 01:23:15,380
It came out like idli pudding.

1712
01:23:15,381 --> 01:23:16,164
[chuckling]

1713
01:23:16,165 --> 01:23:17,731
The dosas kept breaking.

1714
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,558
Potatoes so tough,

1715
01:23:19,559 --> 01:23:20,951
you could
break your teeth on them.

1716
01:23:20,952 --> 01:23:21,996
[laughing]

1717
01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:23,910
It went on like this
for a week,

1718
01:23:23,911 --> 01:23:25,347
and then, one night,

1719
01:23:25,348 --> 01:23:28,003
I woke up to this amazing aroma.

1720
01:23:28,220 --> 01:23:30,179
My husband was in the kitchen,

1721
01:23:30,396 --> 01:23:32,181
cooking an enormous feast.

1722
01:23:33,225 --> 01:23:35,706
Aloo paratha,
daal makhani,

1723
01:23:35,923 --> 01:23:37,664
navratan korma,
bhindi curry...

1724
01:23:38,535 --> 01:23:40,884
The poor man just couldn't
take it anymore!

1725
01:23:40,885 --> 01:23:42,059
He was starving.

1726
01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:44,018
[laughter]

1727
01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:46,891
He was so apologetic,
but I was so thrilled.

1728
01:23:47,848 --> 01:23:50,025
Afterwards, we conceived
our first child--

1729
01:23:50,503 --> 01:23:51,330
Arundhathi.

1730
01:23:51,548 --> 01:23:52,939
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my god.

1731
01:23:52,940 --> 01:23:54,289
Okay. We're going there.

1732
01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:56,030
Arundhathi,

1733
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,902
who gave us so much joy,

1734
01:23:58,076 --> 01:23:59,512
and who we love so much.

1735
01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:03,951
And Naveen
wasn't too far behind.

1736
01:24:04,909 --> 01:24:06,127
Naveen,

1737
01:24:06,128 --> 01:24:08,913
you were such a shy,
delicate little boy,

1738
01:24:09,522 --> 01:24:11,784
and I wouldn't say
I was so surprised

1739
01:24:11,785 --> 01:24:13,265
when you came out
to be a gay...

1740
01:24:14,527 --> 01:24:15,354
- [snickering]
- Wow.

1741
01:24:15,572 --> 01:24:16,441
- There she is.
- Okay.

1742
01:24:16,442 --> 01:24:18,314
...but I was scared.

1743
01:24:19,184 --> 01:24:20,358
I was worried

1744
01:24:20,359 --> 01:24:22,535
that life would be harder
for you.

1745
01:24:23,841 --> 01:24:25,669
I was worried
you would be lonely.

1746
01:24:27,366 --> 01:24:28,324
Jay...

1747
01:24:28,541 --> 01:24:30,239
thank you
for loving my son.

1748
01:24:30,456 --> 01:24:33,329
You have put my heart at ease.

1749
01:24:34,373 --> 01:24:35,895
Naveen and Jay,

1750
01:24:35,896 --> 01:24:38,464
you two have a major head start
on your father and me.

1751
01:24:38,986 --> 01:24:41,598
Yours might seem like
a different kind of marriage,

1752
01:24:42,642 --> 01:24:44,166
but if you are lucky,

1753
01:24:44,557 --> 01:24:45,819
in time,

1754
01:24:46,037 --> 01:24:48,735
the love that you have today
will seem small,

1755
01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:50,650
because you will see

1756
01:24:50,868 --> 01:24:52,478
as life goes on,

1757
01:24:52,696 --> 01:24:55,611
that your love
will grow and grow

1758
01:24:55,612 --> 01:24:56,482
and grow...

1759
01:24:58,093 --> 01:25:00,182
until one day you realize...

1760
01:25:01,661 --> 01:25:03,141
that it will never
stop growing.

1761
01:25:04,969 --> 01:25:07,406
[applause]

1762
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,637
[applause continues]

1763
01:25:36,043 --> 01:25:36,827
Nice speech.

1764
01:25:39,046 --> 01:25:39,917
Thank you.

1765
01:25:43,834 --> 01:25:45,487
You know,
your father and I

1766
01:25:45,488 --> 01:25:47,229
were luckier
than I realized.

1767
01:25:48,795 --> 01:25:52,147
I think everyone deserves
to feel so lucky one day.

1768
01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:05,550
You're next, Chumki.

1769
01:26:05,551 --> 01:26:08,032
[Arundhathi chuckles]

1770
01:26:09,381 --> 01:26:10,338
Okay.

1771
01:26:10,339 --> 01:26:11,731
So, are you ready?

1772
01:26:12,863 --> 01:26:13,863
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

1773
01:26:13,864 --> 01:26:15,473
- Let's do this.
- Let's do this.

1774
01:26:15,474 --> 01:26:17,736
[background conversations]
- Go!

1775
01:26:17,737 --> 01:26:18,695
The mic, yeah?

1776
01:26:18,912 --> 01:26:21,001
[microphone squeals]

1777
01:26:22,568 --> 01:26:24,483
And now, everyone, be quiet!

1778
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:27,269
I mean it! Be quiet!

1779
01:26:27,530 --> 01:26:28,661
Put it together...

1780
01:26:29,532 --> 01:26:31,795
because the groom's family

1781
01:26:32,099 --> 01:26:34,841
have arranged for
a special surprise for the...

1782
01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:36,581
groom!

1783
01:26:36,582 --> 01:26:38,931
[spotlight clicks and whooshes]

1784
01:26:38,932 --> 01:26:39,715
What?

1785
01:26:39,716 --> 01:26:41,978
[soft piano intro rises]

1786
01:26:41,979 --> 01:26:42,935
What's happening?

1787
01:26:42,936 --> 01:26:44,285
[Naveen] <i>You know...</i>

1788
01:26:44,286 --> 01:26:46,679
<i>there's nothing gayer
than Bollywood...</i>

1789
01:26:47,027 --> 01:26:47,897
Oh, my god.

1790
01:26:47,898 --> 01:26:49,638
<i>...the bigness of love.</i>

1791
01:26:49,639 --> 01:26:52,554
[audience cheering]

1792
01:26:52,555 --> 01:26:56,384
["Jalebi Baby" by Tesher plays]

1793
01:26:56,385 --> 01:26:59,561
<i>♪ Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-
Te-Te-Te-Tesher ♪</i>

1794
01:26:59,562 --> 01:27:00,605
<i>♪ Eh! ♪</i>

1795
01:27:00,606 --> 01:27:03,217
[cheering]

1796
01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:05,480
<i>♪ Mithi galam kara ke
Tu na ja chada ke ♪</i>

1797
01:27:05,481 --> 01:27:08,222
<i>♪ Eh, I think about it
every day ♪</i>

1798
01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:10,572
<i>♪ Baby lookin' like
khana khajana on a plate, eh ♪</i>

1799
01:27:10,573 --> 01:27:13,662
<i>♪ Like mithai, like kulfi ♪</i>

1800
01:27:13,663 --> 01:27:16,186
<i>♪ Ras milai, pisata barfis ♪</i>

1801
01:27:16,187 --> 01:27:18,667
<i>♪ Saradia vica garami lagadi ♪</i>

1802
01:27:18,668 --> 01:27:21,191
<i>♪ Jada vi tu mere
raha vicom caladi ♪</i>

1803
01:27:21,192 --> 01:27:22,714
<i>- ♪ I know that you wanna ♪</i>
- Okay!

1804
01:27:22,715 --> 01:27:24,325
<i>♪ Get crazy, crazy
Shawty take it slow ♪</i>

1805
01:27:24,326 --> 01:27:26,457
<i>♪ Then cheti, cheti ♪</i>

1806
01:27:26,458 --> 01:27:29,939
<i>♪ Bana ja tu meri
Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1807
01:27:29,940 --> 01:27:31,245
<i>♪ Hey! ♪
-</i> [guests cheering]

1808
01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,682
<i>♪ Baby, let me see it
Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1809
01:27:33,683 --> 01:27:34,987
<i>♪ I just wanna eat it ♪</i>

1810
01:27:34,988 --> 01:27:36,337
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>
- What is going on?

1811
01:27:36,338 --> 01:27:37,251
<i>♪ Baby, let me see it ♪</i>

1812
01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:39,165
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1813
01:27:39,166 --> 01:27:40,297
<i>♪ Oh, I really need it ♪</i>

1814
01:27:40,298 --> 01:27:41,385
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1815
01:27:41,386 --> 01:27:42,517
<i>♪ Oh, baby, let me see it ♪</i>

1816
01:27:42,518 --> 01:27:43,996
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1817
01:27:43,997 --> 01:27:45,171
<i>♪ I just wanna eat it ♪</i>

1818
01:27:45,172 --> 01:27:47,261
<i>♪ Jalebi ♪</i>

1819
01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:49,263
<i>♪ Jalebi, I ♪</i>

1820
01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:52,483
<i>♪ I know the things
The things that you like ♪</i>

1821
01:27:52,484 --> 01:27:54,137
[cheering]

1822
01:27:54,138 --> 01:27:56,923
[♪]

1823
01:27:57,707 --> 01:28:00,275
[laughing]

1824
01:28:02,581 --> 01:28:03,929
<i>♪ Oh, baby, let me see it ♪</i>

1825
01:28:03,930 --> 01:28:05,062
Slay, mama.

1826
01:28:07,586 --> 01:28:08,456
Oh!

1827
01:28:08,457 --> 01:28:10,459
[♪]

1828
01:28:11,677 --> 01:28:12,721
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1829
01:28:12,722 --> 01:28:14,897
<i>♪ Hey! Tell me how you feel ♪</i>

1830
01:28:14,898 --> 01:28:16,246
Oh, the dad's involved.

1831
01:28:16,247 --> 01:28:17,813
<i>♪ Movie star
Doin' it for reels ♪</i>

1832
01:28:17,814 --> 01:28:19,684
<i>♪ Lookin' like a snack
Lookin' like a whole meal ♪</i>

1833
01:28:19,685 --> 01:28:22,600
<i>♪ Gucci and Chanel
Wit' yer red-bottom heels ♪</i>

1834
01:28:22,601 --> 01:28:26,212
<i>♪ Ice drip like pani
Bana ja tu meri rani ♪</i>

1835
01:28:26,213 --> 01:28:27,301
Oh, my god, he's vogueing!

1836
01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:28,911
<i>♪ She my divani masatani ♪</i>

1837
01:28:28,912 --> 01:28:31,479
<i>♪ Light it up, living every day
like it's Diwali ♪</i>

1838
01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:33,829
<i>♪ Young Tesher, young Shahrukh
I'm at every party ♪</i>

1839
01:28:33,830 --> 01:28:35,004
<i>♪ Baby, let me see it ♪</i>

1840
01:28:35,005 --> 01:28:36,397
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1841
01:28:36,398 --> 01:28:37,354
<i>♪ I just wanna eat it ♪</i>

1842
01:28:37,355 --> 01:28:38,790
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1843
01:28:38,791 --> 01:28:39,965
<i>♪ Baby, let me see it ♪</i>

1844
01:28:39,966 --> 01:28:41,315
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1845
01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:42,446
<i>♪ Oh, I really need it ♪</i>

1846
01:28:42,447 --> 01:28:43,926
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1847
01:28:43,927 --> 01:28:45,449
<i>♪ Oh, baby, let me see it ♪</i>

1848
01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:46,798
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1849
01:28:46,799 --> 01:28:48,017
<i>♪ I just wanna eat it ♪</i>

1850
01:28:48,018 --> 01:28:49,801
[♪]

1851
01:28:49,802 --> 01:28:51,586
<i>♪ Jalebi, aye ♪</i>

1852
01:28:51,587 --> 01:28:53,849
<i>♪ I know the things
The things that you like ♪</i>

1853
01:28:53,850 --> 01:28:55,459
<i>♪ Baby, let me see it ♪</i>

1854
01:28:55,460 --> 01:28:56,982
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1855
01:28:56,983 --> 01:28:57,983
<i>♪ I just wanna eat it ♪</i>

1856
01:28:57,984 --> 01:28:59,637
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1857
01:28:59,638 --> 01:29:00,725
<i>♪ Baby, let me see it ♪</i>

1858
01:29:00,726 --> 01:29:02,336
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1859
01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:04,468
<i>♪ Know I really need it
Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1860
01:29:04,469 --> 01:29:05,643
<i>♪ Oh, baby, let me see it ♪</i>

1861
01:29:05,644 --> 01:29:07,341
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1862
01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:08,472
<i>♪ I just wanna eat it ♪</i>

1863
01:29:08,473 --> 01:29:09,995
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1864
01:29:09,996 --> 01:29:11,083
<i>♪ Baby, let me see it ♪</i>

1865
01:29:11,084 --> 01:29:12,128
<i>♪ Jalebi, oh ♪</i>

1866
01:29:12,129 --> 01:29:14,913
[♪]

1867
01:29:14,914 --> 01:29:16,045
<i>♪ Baby, let me see it ♪</i>

1868
01:29:16,046 --> 01:29:17,394
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1869
01:29:17,395 --> 01:29:18,700
<i>♪ I just wanna eat it ♪</i>

1870
01:29:18,701 --> 01:29:20,266
<i>♪ Jalebi baby ♪</i>

1871
01:29:20,267 --> 01:29:21,267
<i>♪ Baby, let me see it ♪</i>

1872
01:29:21,268 --> 01:29:23,358
<i>♪ Jalebi, oh ♪</i>

1873
01:29:46,859 --> 01:29:49,558
[bell ringing]

1874
01:29:56,478 --> 01:30:00,264
["Sage" by Ritviz plays]

1875
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,401
<i>♪ Sage ♪</i>

1876
01:30:26,072 --> 01:30:31,033
<i>♪ Dil ki dhadkan si
toh aaye jaana ♪</i>

1877
01:30:31,034 --> 01:30:35,951
<i>♪ Humri sab-sab ki
ho jaaye ya na ♪</i>

1878
01:30:35,952 --> 01:30:41,043
<i>♪ Bistar adhoori
toh kaise soye jaana? ♪</i>

1879
01:30:41,044 --> 01:30:45,527
<i>♪ Bistar adhoori
lo-lo-lori sunana ♪</i>

1880
01:31:15,339 --> 01:31:19,995
<i>♪ Dil ki dhadkan si
toh aaye jaana ♪</i>

1881
01:31:19,996 --> 01:31:25,087
<i>♪ Humri sab sab ki
ho jaaye ya na ♪</i>

1882
01:31:25,088 --> 01:31:27,350
<i>♪ Kabhi-kabhi
toh humse ghabrana ♪</i>

1883
01:31:27,351 --> 01:31:29,787
<i>♪ Sabhi-sabhi
ko tum hi samjhana ♪</i>

1884
01:31:29,788 --> 01:31:33,878
<i>♪ Abhi-abhi
toh humne hi jaana ♪</i>

1885
01:31:33,879 --> 01:31:38,404
<i>♪ Tu kaynat na-na
Kaynat ah-ah ♪</i>

1886
01:31:38,405 --> 01:31:42,278
<i>♪ Kaynat, ha, ha Kaynat ♪</i>

1887
01:31:42,279 --> 01:31:43,758
<i>♪ Kaynat ♪</i>

1888
01:31:43,759 --> 01:31:50,939
<i>♪ Kaynat, Kaynat
Ha, ha Kaynat ♪</i>

1889
01:31:50,940 --> 01:31:52,244
<i>♪ Kaynat ♪</i>

1890
01:31:52,245 --> 01:31:53,986
<i>♪ Lori sunana ♪</i>

1891
01:32:13,876 --> 01:32:18,532
<i>♪ Dil ki dhadkan si
toh aaye jaana ♪</i>

1892
01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:23,580
<i>♪ Humri sab-sab ki
ho jaaye ya na ♪</i>

1893
01:32:23,581 --> 01:32:28,542
<i>♪ Bistar adhoori
toh kaise soye jaana? ♪</i>

1894
01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:33,112
<i>♪ Bistar adhoori
lo-lo-lori sunana ♪</i>

1895
01:32:36,899 --> 01:32:38,770
<i>♪ Lori sunana ♪</i>

1896
01:32:41,817 --> 01:32:43,558
<i>♪ Lori sunana ♪</i>

1897
01:32:46,604 --> 01:32:47,736
<i>♪ Lori sunana ♪</i>

1898
01:32:51,478 --> 01:32:52,567
<i>♪ Lori sunana ♪</i>

1899
01:33:24,860 --> 01:33:27,123
[♪]