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Come on, everyone!

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Welcome to <i>A Nonsense Christmas.</i>

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You could've been anywhere tonight,

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spending time with family,
helping the less fortunate,

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but instead, you're here,
half watching a big screen

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while scrolling social media
on a smaller screen,

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and for that, I'm forever grateful.

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This special isn't just
about Christmas though.

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We're celebrating all the holidays.

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So, happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanzaa,

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and happy birthday, Natalie.

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There's gotta be at least one person named
Natalie whose birthday is today, right?

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Well, either way, strap on

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because tonight,
I'm in the mood for a little nonsense.

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No, seriously, they told me I could have
an unlimited budget as long as I go viral,

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so I'm gonna break the set just to do it.

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My leg!

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He'll be fine.

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There are comedy specials,
and there are music specials,

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and there are holiday specials.

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But who does
musical comedy holiday specials?

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A lot of people.

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But do those specials
have celebrity guests?

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Yes, they do!

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Everyone with a musical comedy holiday
special does them with celebrity guests,

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and this is one of those.

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Which means
I'm allowed to say 'fuck' three times.

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Fuck.

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Just one left.

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Anyways...

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Here we are.

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We've arrived at my set. Isn't this cute?

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It's exactly what my house looked like
growing up.

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A tree, three walls,
and a live studio audience.

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You're in luck.
I've trimmed my tree just for you.

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Let's start the show.

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Happy holidays.

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What if it's like, 'Happy holiday...'

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No, I'm not British. Okay.

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Maybe drier.

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Happy holidays.

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All right, stand by!

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Like, happy holidays.

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That's, like, a bit too sultry.

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We are rolling. We are rolling.
Quiet, please.

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I'm not gonna say it.

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Okay!

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Oh my God.

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Guys, it's frozen.

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Oh, it's not frozen. Action.

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Ooh!

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Little beans.

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So cute!

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Mwah!

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Want a drink?

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Oh wow. Thank God we installed
that seasonal doorbell.

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It's Tyla, everybody!

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Tell 'em, Tyla.

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Come on, everybody. Let's dance.

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You all better be standing
wherever you guys are watching this.

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If you're in your living rooms,
come on, dance with us.

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Merry Christmas to your brothers.

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To your sisters.

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To your mister.

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To your cousins.

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To your dogs? What?

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Let's party, everybody.

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Merry Christmas to everyone back home.

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Merry Christmas, Sabrina.

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- Merry Christmas, Tyla.
- Yes.

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My feathers are all over this place.

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Cut, and we cut, and we cut.

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Starting from
when I was two years old,

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my dad would get his VHS

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and film our Christmas morning
every single year.

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And for some reason,
I never wanted to open my presents.

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I just wanted chocolate cake.

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{\an8}- Oh my gosh!
- Dad.

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{\an8}When we're done opening our presents,
can we have a piece of cake?

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Is that all you think about?

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I just had an ulterior motive,
and it was chocolate.

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And it kinda still is.

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So... ...there's the story.

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Sabrina, can I pitch you
a 'Nonsense' outro?

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- If, like, this was gay, this was gayer.
- Right.

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- Do you love that?
- Yeah...

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- I'd use it if I were you.
- Owen, I gotta go to set.

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- No worries.
- Don't sing at me again.

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Have a good day.

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Debbie, I cannot wait
to finally get to meet your man.

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You've been a bad friend ever since
getting into a relationship. I'm kidding!

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No, I know.
It's like since we're long distance,

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it's just been so hard
to combine the friend groups, you know?

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- Well, I promise we will love him.
- Aw.

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Oh, speak of the devil!
He's walking up, guys.

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- So fun.
- Ho ho ho ho ho!

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Oh ho ho! There's my nice girl!

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Come on over.

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Oh my.

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Oh! You guys, everyone,
this is my boyfriend, Nick.

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Well, it is great to meet you.
I've heard nothing but great things.

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Aw. Same, um, as us.

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Yeah. Uh...

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Uh, can I get you anything?

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Oh, I don't know.
Maybe a warm glass of milk.

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Yuck.

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Ooh, and an oversized
chocolate-chip cookie

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dusted lightly with candy cane shards,
if you've got it.

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Oh bummer. I think we're out of shards.

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I'm sorry, are people saying 'sharts'?

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- 'Shards.'
- Oh, look at that.

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- My clothes are all covered in soot.
- Oh no! Oh no!

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- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

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Hey. This is actually insane,
but, um, that's Santa Claus, right?

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Oh my God.

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What kind of a messed-up thing
is that to say?

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What?

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Debbie, it's not messed up. Hello.

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Come on. The big, white, scruffy beard.

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So? He did 'No-Shave November.'

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- He has the classic big belly.
- Yeah.

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And there it is. The body shaming.
Wow. Wow.

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What is this, <i>Mean Girls</i> the movie?
The musical?

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Okay, chill out.

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He's jolly. He's sweet.

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He's not Santa.

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Okay, we'll drop it. He's not Santa.

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- No one's Santa, I guess.
- Yeah.

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- And he's back!
- Oh, hey.

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Oh!

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I forgot the presents. They're in the car.

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- Oh, that's so sweet of you, Nick.
- So nice.

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So what does he do for a living
that he can buy us all gifts?

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He told me, but I zoned out
because it was boring.

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I think he's, like, a toy manufacturer
or something.

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Uh, Deb, that's what Santa does.

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No, because it doesn't pay.

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What? Why doesn't it pay?

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Yeah. He doesn't make money
or have any credit cards. So?

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- That's creepy.
- That's weird.

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Is your boyfriend on the roof?

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I mean, he's probably, like,
fixing something up there.

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He's super handy 'cause, you know,

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my boyfriend can actually make something,
like a man.

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Your boyfriend's just a lazy surgeon.

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What the hell, Deb?

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Besides, guys, if he was Santa,

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then why is he so good in bed?

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I'm sorry, is Santa supposed to be,
like, bad in bed?

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No.

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If you read
the original Turkish folklore text,

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Santa doesn't last.

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I didn't read that.

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I brought very intentional gifts.

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- How thoughtful.
- Here you are, my boy.

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- It's not weird at all.
- Wow.

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- Oh my God, a Nerf Vortex Vigilon.
- Thank you for my gift.

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I loved these growing up.
I asked Santa for this every year.

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A Tickle Me Elmo.

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Oh.

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A Tickle Me Elmo.

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The only time I ever admitted to wanting
one of these is my letter to Santa Claus

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when I was 15.

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Well, if he's really Santa,

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then he'd know the only thing
I asked for as a little girl

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was to sing a duet with Shania Twain.

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Sorry.

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Is that Mrs. Claus?

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Is my husband here?

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Your husband?

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You're married?!

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We've been married 400 years.

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Yes, but after the first hundred,

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we decided to be open.

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That was my idea.

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- Santa!
- Santa!

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He's not Santa!

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Thank you.

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<i>Thank you guys so much
for coming to be in this sketch.</i>

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<i>Oh my God, it's so fun.</i>

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I love your set kitchen, by the way.
Does any of the stuff really work?

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No, but we're gonna fix it all in post.

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- Yum! Delicious.
- Wow!

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Hi, Shania.

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- All right, Sabrina.
- Are you ready?

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I'm so ready.

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Sing it!

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Shania Twain, everybody.

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- That was beautiful, Sabrina.
- So beautiful!

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Oh my God. I can't believe you're here.

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Sabrina!

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Thank you, guys!

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I'm one of those girls who believes
it's better to give than receive

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when it comes to presents.

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I love to spoil my family.

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Hey, you haven't given me anything yet.

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Right.

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Okay.

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So what? He just, like, hangs out?

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Yeah, when he's not at work.

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- What's his job again?
- Oh, I forget.

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Seriously, what the hell do I get him?

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A phone charger.

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I love it!

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I've always needed one of these.

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You're so interesting.

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Where'd you get this?

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You're like a genius.
You're really something special, Sabrina.

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May I hug you?

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Yeah. Okay.

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You made this a really awesome Christmas.
I really care about you.

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- Honey, stop hugging my sister.
- Oh, I'm sorry about that.

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- Hey, Sabrina.
- Yeah?

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Um, I got an idea for you.
I don't know if you're open to...

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Sure.

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This is not what I usually do, so...

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- But, um, yeah.
- Okay.

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- Let me know what you're... thinking.
- Well, I'll just do it.

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- Okay, cool. Just, like, go.
- Um...

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So, like, a... It's like a song?

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I mean, like, to me, the whole...
It's more the spirit of, like...

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Oh, the spirit.

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Yeah... Yeah, it's, like, less holiday maybe
than we were going...

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- Okay.
- ...for.

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The network might not get it.

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Maybe if you say 'the elves.'

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Actually, yeah.
If you say 'the elves,' maybe.

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- Okay, cool.
- Cool.

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- I'll type something up.
- Okay.

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- What is your email?
- Let me get you my manager's info.

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- No, I'd like your personal email.
- Okay.

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<i>Setting for the duet with Kali Uchis.</i>

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All right, steady cam is up.

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All right, ladies, you ready?
Here we go.

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Action.

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Ho ho ho!

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Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.

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Yo, Cratchit, what up?

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Yes, you have work tomorrow.

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Why? 'Cause it's Christmas?

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What, are we 12, dude?

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No, we have content to create.

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Yeah.

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Be here at nine with a ring light
and Nobu breakfast sushi, okay?

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All right. Humbug, player.

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Adios.

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Wakey-wakey.

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Annie? Uh, what are you doing here?

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I'm the spirit of Ghosted Past.

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We went on five dates,
and I never heard from you again.

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00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:51,266
- I... got really busy at work.
- Mm.

254
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,685
- And then I... and then I lost my phone.
- Mm.

255
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,812
No. I saw you peeping my stories.

256
00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:59,732
That's strange. That's really weird.
I gotta talk to Zuck about that.

257
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:03,236
If you didn't want to keep seeing me,
you should've just told me.

258
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:06,447
I really liked you.
What it was was I went out of town.

259
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,825
- I went to this place with no service...
- Ugh, shut up.

260
00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:11,077
You ghosted me, and it made me feel crazy

261
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,122
when you're the one that couldn't handle
'an honest conversation.'

262
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:17,876
Because telling someone
you don't wanna date them is awkward AF.

263
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,336
It's worse to leave someone on read!
Learn from this!

264
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,342
Hi.

265
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,513
Allie. How... how'd you get in here?

266
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,098
Oh, I figured out where you live

267
00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:35,560
from the breadcrumbs you left
on your TikTok for me to find.

268
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,854
- What?
- Haven't heard from you in a couple days.

269
00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:42,442
And you said we were going to go see
<i>Wicked</i> together, so here I am.

270
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:46,821
Right. Right. Yes.
I... I did say that, didn't I?

271
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,698
I am the spirit of Ghosted Present,

272
00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:51,701
and is it just me or are you ignoring me
until I go away?

273
00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:54,245
Allie. It ain't even like that.

274
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,623
You love bombed me for a month,
then I never heard from you.

275
00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:58,499
Is it something I did? Is it...

276
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,710
It's not you. It's him.

277
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,963
W... Oh my God. Ghosted Past?

278
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,174
Wait. Oh my God. Ghosted Present.

279
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:08,301
- I hate that we're meeting like this.
- I know.

280
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,055
- I love your bangs. They're cute.
- Thank you.

281
00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:14,098
I got them 'cause he ghosted me, so...

282
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:16,851
By the way,
you're about to get ghosted too.

283
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,062
- What?!
- Ladies, ladies, please.

284
00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:21,272
I'm a good guy.

285
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:25,318
- I'm an uncle to daughters.
- Okay, why aren't you texting me back?

286
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:27,362
Life has been crazy.

287
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,322
I mean, my boy Cratchit,

288
00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:32,450
he's got this son with a... crazy cough.

289
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:33,701
Bob Cratchit?

290
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:37,038
You barely pay him for editing out
your falls in your skateboard videos.

291
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:40,375
And you invented energy-drink cologne,
so we know the money is there.

292
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,044
Whatever. Get off my jock.

293
00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:46,965
Whoo!

294
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,383
Ebby?

295
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,220
Hey. Hi.

296
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:54,597
It's Bri. From Coachella.

297
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,057
The Sahara Tent.

298
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,726
Right. Bri, yes.

299
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,396
Hello. How is your bird?

300
00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:02,855
Oh, still sick.

301
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,692
But I'm so happy
we ran into each other here.

302
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,151
- Yeah. Me too. Hey.
- So fun.

303
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:09,654
Yeah. Wait. Let me get your number.

304
00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:10,780
- Oh, yeah.
- What?!

305
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:12,865
- No!
- No! No.

306
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,909
- You're gonna get ghosted.
- What?

307
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:18,287
You're the spirit of Ghosted Future, babe.
He's not gonna change.

308
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:21,666
But he seems so sweet. Oh.

309
00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:23,793
Ugh, I can't believe I even liked you.

310
00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,379
You know what? We should just hang out.

311
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:27,922
Yes!

312
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,508
- Oh my God!
- Okay, stop, stop.

313
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:31,926
Stop, please.

314
00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:36,222
I've seen the errors of my ways.

315
00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:40,226
I'm gonna text back.
I'm gonna be transparent.

316
00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:45,648
And I'm gonna have honest conversations,
even if they're the difficult ones.

317
00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,947
Cratchit? Hey, hombre.

318
00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:54,741
It's Ebby Scrouge.

319
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,245
You don't have to make content tomorrow.
It's Christmas!

320
00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:03,624
It's actually no big deal.
I like girls anyway.

321
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,377
Ladies, turkey leg for you.

322
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,295
Oh.

323
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,173
- Turkey leg for you.
- Thanks.

324
00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:11,632
Turkey leg for you.

325
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,634
- Is it vegan?
- Just... just take it.

326
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,012
All right. Merry Christmas!

327
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:19,307
And God bless us, every one.

328
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:32,695
My mic is also in between my butt cheeks.

329
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,447
Cut the cam.

330
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,492
What up? It's Nico.

331
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:38,910
Happy holidays.

332
00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:41,204
Shout out to Sabrina.
Thank you for having me.

333
00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:42,330
Merry Christmas.

334
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,416
- Hey, Sabrina.
- Hey, Cara.

335
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,086
Are you working on the new lyrics
for your 'Nonsense' outro?

336
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,470
No, and I'm kind of worried.
I'm really feeling the pressure.

337
00:34:57,553 --> 00:35:00,056
I just don't wanna, like,
disappoint the fans, you know?

338
00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:02,350
Don't worry. It's... it's easy, right?

339
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,434
I've got one.

340
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:06,813
- Gotta give a shoutout to my boy, Nick.
- Oh.

341
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:09,190
Wouldn't let him hit it,
just the cane tip.

342
00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:12,860
Guess I stayed consistent
with my strange tricks. Right?

343
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,695
- Yeah.
- No?

344
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:18,449
- You can use it. Just give me 10%.
- It's not the worst one I've ever heard.

345
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,118
- It's not the worst.
- It's not.

346
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,495
I hope I helped. Bye!

347
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,917
Take the tinsel out of your hair
as soon as possible.

348
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,418
You love it.

349
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:30,711
- I love you.
- I love you too.

350
00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:49,910
Maybe next year.

351
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,037
Maybe.

352
00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:03,062
Good night, everybody.

353
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:09,610
You didn't think I was gonna leave you
crying on Christmas, did you?

354
00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:17,701
Wait. Missing something.

355
00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:21,121
Hit it!

356
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:32,169
Whoo!

357
00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:07,871
Aw. Thanks.

358
00:45:09,289 --> 00:45:10,290
Oh!

359
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,669
Oh, a massager. Thank you!

360
00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:16,004
Wow!

361
00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:19,174
The Christmas spirit is so

362
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,051
infectious.

363
00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:27,015
We did it all. Fire juggling,
lion wrestling, a live on-camera birth.

364
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:29,393
Some of this stuff
may have been cut out for time,

365
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,854
but truly, this has been such a dream.

366
00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:34,022
Thank you to all my guests
for being a part of it.

367
00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:35,941
Thank you to you for being a part of it.

368
00:45:36,024 --> 00:45:38,944
Merry Christmas to all,
and to all, a good night.

369
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:40,988
Love, Sabrina Claus.

370
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:17,191
They told me I could have
an unlimited budget as long as I go viral,

371
00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:19,401
so I'm gonna break the set just to do it.

372
00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:22,905
Reset! Reset! No, no, no!

373
00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:28,327
Well, we should do that
one more time.

374
00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:32,206
Whoa!

375
00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:47,846
{\an8}Gotta stay consistent
with my strange tricks.

376
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,394
- Yeah.
- No?

377
00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:55,479
You can use it.

378
00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:58,690
- I'm not using that.
- It's coming. I just needed to...

379
00:46:58,774 --> 00:46:59,817
- Oh, it's coming.
- Yeah.

380
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,902
I've used that, so...

381
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:05,030
You look so beautiful.

382
00:47:05,113 --> 00:47:07,449
I look so... straight.

383
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:09,868
You look so straight?!

384
00:47:11,870 --> 00:47:14,206
- Did you...
- Here we go!

385
00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:16,416
- Three...
- No. Don't say that.

386
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,001
- Not now!
- Not now.

387
00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:21,004
{\an8}All right, ladies, you ready?
Here we go.

388
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,883
This is not my... you know, my typical...

389
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,426
- Oh, whoa.
- Let me take it again.

390
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:40,774
I think I should be in,
um, one of the songs.

391
00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:44,361
{\an8}How do you appear out the mist again?

392
00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:54,788
When you say something's gay, do you know
what you're saying? Knock it off.

393
00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:57,291
And that's true.

394
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:05,674
Should I be singing...

395
00:48:05,757 --> 00:48:08,635
Did you guys hear? I sounded
kinda like Sabrina. Right? No one?

396
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,179
{\an8}- We've been married 400 years.
- Yeah.

397
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:14,641
And after the first hundred,
we agreed to be

398
00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:16,810
separate.

399
00:48:18,353 --> 00:48:19,187
Wait, what?

400
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:24,318
Yeah, and after the first hundred,
we agreed to be separate. Open!

401
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:27,029
- Just tickle your Elmo.
- Open. Open.

402
00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:29,573
Ho ho ho.

403
00:48:29,656 --> 00:48:31,158
Can't even say that anymore.

404
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,377
And that's Christmas.

405
00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:43,795
And that's Christmas.

406
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:47,674
Fuck.