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你若是明智

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請成為我的裙下之臣

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拋卻俗套歡聲

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唯我獨鍾情

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高懸樹梢之上

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使我如星光璀璨

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傾囊相贈心意

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愛意永不落

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棄卻飛機

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雪橇緩緩行

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佳節良辰美景

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追求者任我挑

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若是不願獻上贈禮

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喝下如牛奶般暖上心頭的我

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若是不願千里迢迢

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從北極趕至比佛利山

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取悅我心

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自然有人願意代行

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有人願意代行

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有人願意代行

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有人願意代行

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請獻上贈禮

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他年事稍長

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略顯中年發福

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來自寒冬之城

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卻是魅力無窮

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他能知曉我身處夢鄉

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抑或清醒無眠

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我好一段時間沒見過他了

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估計在工作室忙著吧

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棄卻飛機

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- 雪橇緩緩行
- 雪橇緩緩行

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佳節良辰美景

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追求者任我挑

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若是不願獻上贈禮

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喝下如牛奶般暖上心頭的我

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若是不願千里迢迢

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從北極趕至比佛利山

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取悅我心

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自然有人願意代行

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有人願意代行

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有人願意代行

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有人願意代行

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請獻上贈禮

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大家一起唱！

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若是不願獻上贈禮

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喝下如牛奶般暖上心頭的我

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若是不願千里迢迢

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從北極趕至比佛利山

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取悅我心

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自然有人願意代行

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歡迎收看《無厘頭聖誕》

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你明明可以出去享樂

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陪伴家人、幫助不幸的人

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而你卻選擇坐在大螢幕前

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邊看電視、邊用手機滑社群媒體

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因此，我要感激你

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這個特輯並非聖誕節專屬

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我們要慶祝所有節日

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那麼...

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光明節快樂

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寬扎節快樂

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還有生日快樂，奈德麗

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外頭肯定有一個叫奈德麗的人 是今天生日吧？

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無論如何，做好心理準備

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今晚，我要發揮無厘頭精神

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這是一年中最無厘頭的時刻

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請我來拍特輯，說會大受歡迎

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我才不怕你

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這是一年中最無厘頭的時刻

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更是最色、最鬧的特輯

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香檳泡騰

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諧音梗滿天飛

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有我為你裝飾廳堂

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這是最色、最鬧的特輯

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歌曲高潮迭起

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黃梗妙語連連

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舞者翩翩起舞、節奏明快

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智者巧語，妙趣橫生

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有Netflix爸爸贊助，不怕超支

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說真的

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他們說只要能爆紅就可以隨便花

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別怪我無所不用其極了！

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我的腳！

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他沒事啦

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這是一年中最無厘頭的時刻

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若你年輕俊俏

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有著一大包

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襪子掛在壁爐旁邊

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這是一年中最無厘頭的時刻

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歌舞逗趣，名流助陣

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放眼樹下一大包

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與精靈替身演繹金曲

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萬勿錯過，相信本小姐

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世上有喜劇特輯、有音樂特輯

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也有節日特輯

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但是有誰會做音樂喜劇節日特輯呢？

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很多人嘛

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那些特輯會有名人嗎？

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都有！

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所有音樂喜劇節日特輯 都會請名流坐鎮

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這就是其中一部

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巨星璀璨登場，節日好梗笑不停

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紅綠服裝少不了

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大可與阿姨共賞

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我或會提到小褲褲

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但請放心，14歲以上適宜收看

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所以我可以講三次“幹”

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幹

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只剩下一次了

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算了

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好戲繼續

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到我的佈景了，是不是很好看？

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我家以前就是這樣

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有聖誕樹，三面牆

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以及攝影棚的現場觀眾

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這是一年中最無厘頭的時刻

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我已經記好走位

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請用節日歡樂填滿我的聖誕襪

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這就是最無厘頭

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對，最無厘頭

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還有甚麼押韻的字？

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最無厘頭的時刻

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算你們走運 我剛好修剪過下面... 的樹

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好戲開始

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《莎賓娜卡本特：無厘頭聖誕》

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（音樂喜劇節日特輯嘉賓共同演出）

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節日快樂

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不如...“節日快樂”

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不行，我不是英國人

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或許收斂一點

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節日快樂

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好，各就各位

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節日快樂

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這樣會太性感

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拍攝中，請安靜

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我不會說

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好！

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天啊

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各位，它凍住了

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沒有凍住，繼續拍

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加一點咖啡豆

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好可愛！

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有人要喝嗎？

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幸好我們裝了帶有節日音樂的門鈴

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是泰拉，各位！

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掛起槲寄生

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深入了解你

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聖誕佳節

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一起裝飾聖誕樹

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與君共度，樂趣倍增

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聖誕佳節

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壁爐火光映璀璨

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聖誕頌歌唱不停

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聖誕佳節，有你伴

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美好回憶，永珍存

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唱得好，泰拉

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禮品卡片滿心意

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世界因你更歡騰

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聖誕佳節

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驀然回首

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你的雙眸勝千星

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一見難忘

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聖誕佳節

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壁爐火光映璀璨

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聖誕頌歌唱不停

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聖誕佳節，有你伴

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美好回憶，永珍存

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握握手...

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大家來跳舞囉

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不管從哪裡收看，都站起來跳吧

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身在客廳的人，跟我們一起跳吧

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一起跳...

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祝你的兄弟聖誕快樂

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還有你的姊妹

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你的丈夫

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你的親戚

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你的狗狗？甚麼？

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壁爐火光映璀璨

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聖誕頌歌唱不停

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聖誕佳節，有你伴

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美好回憶

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永珍存

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握握手...

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一起來

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大家一起盡興

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祝家裡的各位聖誕快樂

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聖誕快樂，莎賓娜

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- 聖誕快樂，泰拉
- 耶

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我的羽毛掉得到處都是

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卡... 可以卡了

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從我兩歲開始

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我爸爸會拿上VHS錄影機

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拍下我們每年的聖誕早上

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出於某些原因，我不想拆禮物

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我只想吃巧克力蛋糕

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{\an8}- 天啊
- 爸爸

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{\an8}（2002年12月）

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{\an8}拆完禮物，可以吃蛋糕嗎？

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你就滿腦子蛋糕嗎？

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當時最大的動機，就是巧克力

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至今也是

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分享完畢

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聖誕老人

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不及我了解你

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我陪你渡過盛與衰

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懂得取悅你芳心

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吻別你的淚珠，寶貝

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只有我能辦到

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你何不快來我家

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你最近忽冷忽熱

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我的要求並不多

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只求與你獨處一會

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天空漫雪紛飛

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內心怦然心動

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告訴我有何願望

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我要幫你成真

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聖誕老人

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不及我了解你

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我陪你渡過盛與衰

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懂得取悅你芳心

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吻別你的淚珠，寶貝

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只有我能辦到

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聖誕老人

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不及我了解你

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我熟悉你每首愛曲

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對你有求必應

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何不讓我成為

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滿足你一切的人？

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請...

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告訴我，你有同樣的渴求

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請...

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別以為我撐不過寒冬

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難道你不想與我相擁

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在槲寄生下相依相偎

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聖誕老人亦找不到比我更愛你的人

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- 不
- 聖誕老人

240
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- 不及我了解你
- 不及我了解你

241
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,004
我陪你渡過盛與衰

242
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,214
懂得取悅你芳心

243
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,550
吻別你的淚珠，寶貝

244
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,970
只有我能辦到

245
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,180
聖誕老人

246
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:55,978
- 不及我了解你
- 不及我了解你

247
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,939
我熟悉你每首愛曲

248
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,317
有求必應不嫌煩

249
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,612
何不讓我成為

250
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,448
滿足你一切的人？

251
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,617
聖誕老人

252
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,746
不及我了解你

253
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,250
適逢聖誕佳節

254
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,586
你或許會醒悟

255
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,839
我是命中之人

256
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:28,469
讓你美夢成真

257
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,359
今天加班

258
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,235
因為我是聖誕老人

259
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,198
莎賓娜，我想到一個“無厘頭結尾”

260
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,199
{\an8}（無厘頭結尾）

261
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,285
{\an8}（名詞：莎賓娜演唱
充滿笑梗的結尾曲《無厘頭》）

262
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,954
{\an8}（她每次表演都會修改）

263
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,666
適逢佳節，我的野性十足

264
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,794
聖誕頌歌，性暗示不可少

265
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,255
同志服裝，我一穿就愛上

266
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,301
- 穿著唱是不是更甲了
- 是

267
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,511
- 你喜歡嗎？
- 嗯

268
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,513
- 不妨試試
- 歐文，我要去片場了

269
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,640
- 沒關係
- 別再唱歌給我聽

270
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,683
祝你今天愉快

271
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:22,022
黛比，我好期待見你的男朋友

272
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,692
你自從交了男友就一直重色輕友

273
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:25,609
開玩笑的！

274
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,488
我知道，我們畢竟是異地戀

275
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,241
很難約出來給你們過眼

276
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,701
我們一定會喜歡他

277
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,078
噢，說曹操，曹操到

278
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,830
他就在門口

279
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:39,748
真高興

280
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:45,462
我的好姑娘！

281
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:47,548
過來啦

282
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,507
天啊

283
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,386
兩位，這位是我的男朋友尼克

284
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:56,181
幸會，久仰大名了

285
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,768
彼此彼此，是

286
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,812
要喝些甚麼嗎？

287
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,773
這樣啊，來一杯溫的牛奶吧

288
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:05,691
噁

289
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,153
還要超大塊的巧克力餅乾

290
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:12,531
有拐杖糖的話，再往上面灑一點糖屑

291
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,784
可惜了，我們沒有糖屑

292
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,163
抱歉，你們說“糖屁”？

293
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,081
- “糖屑”
- 你看

294
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,459
我的衣服上都是煤灰

295
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,585
糟了

296
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,128
- 我馬上回來
- 好

297
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,717
雖然有點誇張 不過那是聖誕老人吧？

298
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,594
天啊

299
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,555
你這樣說也太過分了！

300
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,514
甚麼？

301
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,391
黛比，有甚麼過分的？清醒點

302
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,643
又大又白的邋遢鬍子

303
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,812
所以呢？他參與了 11月的不刮鬍挑戰啊

304
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,648
- 他有經典的大肚皮
- 對

305
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,485
終於說出口了，攻擊對方的身形

306
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,821
現在拍《辣妹過招》嗎？音樂劇版？

307
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,782
好啦，冷靜點

308
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,700
他為人愜意、體貼

309
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,077
絕對不是聖誕老人

310
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,370
好，我們不提了，他不是聖誕老人

311
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,039
- 沒有人是就對了
- 對

312
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,124
- 他回來了
- 嗨

313
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,087
我把禮物漏在車上了

314
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,715
- 有心了，尼克
- 好有心

315
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,258
他是做甚麼維生？

316
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,302
居然能夠買禮物給我們

317
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,429
他有提過，但太無聊我就沒聽了

318
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,557
應該是玩具生產商之類

319
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:24,228
小黛，聖誕老人就是玩具生產商

320
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,730
不是，因為沒錢賺的

321
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,899
甚麼？怎麼會沒錢賺？

322
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,693
對，他賺不了錢 也沒有信用卡，所以呢？

323
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,237
- 好詭異
- 太奇怪了

324
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,657
是你男朋友在屋頂嗎？

325
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,410
應該只是在上面修屋頂而已

326
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,579
他非常巧手，因為呀

327
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,249
他是男子漢，能夠親力親為

328
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,126
你的男友只是懶散的外科醫生

329
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,169
幹嘛罵人呢，小黛？

330
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,797
況且，如果他是聖誕老人

331
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,591
他的床技怎麼那麼好？

332
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,428
抱歉，聖誕老人應該要床技不好嗎？

333
00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,388
才不是

334
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,641
如果你有看過原版的土耳其民間傳說

335
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,309
就知道聖誕老人是早洩男

336
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,186
我可真沒看過

337
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,442
我準備了非常有意義的禮物

338
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,278
- 好貼心
- 給你的，孩子

339
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,404
一點也不詭異

340
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,825
- 天啊，是Nerf的飛盤槍
- 謝謝你的禮物

341
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:23,328
我小時候很喜歡 每年都會求聖誕老人送給我

342
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,707
艾蒙搔癢娃娃

343
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:36,842
艾蒙搔癢娃娃

344
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,806
我只承認過一次想要這個公仔

345
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,767
就是15歲寫信給聖誕老人的時候

346
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,061
如果他是聖誕老人

347
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,064
他會知道我從小到大的願望

348
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,358
就是和仙妮亞唐恩合唱一曲

349
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,236
不好意思

350
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,074
那是聖誕夫人？

351
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,618
我的丈夫在嗎？

352
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,578
你的丈夫？

353
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,829
你是有婦之夫？

354
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,123
我們結婚400多年了

355
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,167
對，不過相處了100年後

356
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,919
我們就改成開放式關係

357
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,755
那是我的提議

358
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,381
- 聖誕老人
- 聖誕老人

359
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,883
他不是聖誕老人

360
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:29,311
謝謝

361
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,525
謝謝你們來參演這部短劇

362
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,277
天啊，超有趣的

363
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,572
我喜歡你這個廚房佈景 這裡的東西能用嗎？

364
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,449
不能，但是有後製就行了

365
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,618
出爐啦

366
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,577
不錯嘛

367
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,537
（貝蒂妙廚蛋糕粉）

368
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,209
嗨，仙妮亞

369
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:54,795
- 嗨，莎賓娜
- 準備好了嗎？

370
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:55,921
當然

371
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:02,386
聖誕寶貝，樹下留貂皮

372
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,971
贈予給我

373
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,807
乖巧淑女如我

374
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,225
聖誕寶貝

375
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:11,478
速從煙囪下來吧

376
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,525
聖誕寶貝

377
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,653
1954年的敞篷轎車

378
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:20,779
淺藍色

379
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,865
我甘願等你到來

380
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,367
聖誕寶貝

381
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:29,496
速從煙囪下來吧

382
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:36,628
往昔樂事，錯失良機

383
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:41,174
俊男未吻，悔恨當初

384
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:45,012
來年我必定乖巧伶俐

385
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:49,182
只求聖誕願望早實現

386
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,601
聖誕寶貝

387
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,313
願賜遊艇，要求不多

388
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,023
- 就這樣？
- 不算過分吧

389
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,734
本小姐今年非常乖巧

390
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,319
聖誕寶貝

391
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,447
速從煙囪下來吧

392
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,745
聖誕寶貝

393
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,539
我有一個小小的請求

394
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:13,623
一份地契

395
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,710
就一個鉑金礦

396
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:18,086
聖誕寶貝

397
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,882
速從煙囪下來吧

398
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,301
放聲唱！

399
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,930
快來修剪我的聖誕樹

400
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:33,310
順道買些珠寶裝飾一下

401
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:37,356
小女子全心奉獻

402
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:42,527
看你能否也一一獻上

403
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:47,115
聖誕寶貝，我還有一個不情之請

404
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,658
一隻鑽戒

405
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,244
不是一通電話就能解決

406
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:52,704
聖誕寶貝

407
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:56,875
速從煙囪下來吧

408
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,961
速從煙囪下來吧

409
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:05,759
- 速從煙囪下來吧
- 沒錯

410
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:10,389
- 速從煙囪下來吧
- 速速下來

411
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,392
速從煙囪

412
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:18,897
下來吧

413
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,951
謝謝仙妮亞唐恩

414
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,083
- 太好聽了，莎賓娜
- 好好聽！

415
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,585
天啊，你居然真的來了

416
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,340
莎賓娜！

417
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,842
謝謝大家！

418
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:04,234
我是那種會相信

419
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:06,945
在禮物上，施比受更有福的女孩

420
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:09,114
我很寵我的家人

421
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,033
{\an8}我媽喜歡包包

422
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,577
{\an8}我爸喜歡望遠鏡

423
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,120
{\an8}森美喜歡間諜套裝

424
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,038
{\an8}彼得喜歡跳繩

425
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,625
{\an8}我姊艾美有腳踏車

426
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,252
{\an8}我哥有小鈴鼓

427
00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:25,130
{\an8}艾美的丈夫有...

428
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:26,882
{\an8}嗯... 算了吧

429
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,426
{\an8}我媽喜歡羊絨

430
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:30,886
{\an8}我爸喜歡攝影

431
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,762
{\an8}艾美的丈夫喜歡...

432
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,223
{\an8}艾美

433
00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:39,603
{\an8}送禮讓我充滿喜悅

434
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:42,564
{\an8}包裝好每件小玩具

435
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:45,150
{\an8}雙眼發光嚇一跳

436
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:48,528
{\an8}我應該要買甚麼給姊夫？

437
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:51,615
我還沒有禮物

438
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,325
對

439
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,702
{\an8}森美是數學神童

440
00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,120
{\an8}彼得是運動員

441
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,830
{\an8}艾美是冒險家

442
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,081
{\an8}她的丈夫

443
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,833
{\an8}我卻一無所知

444
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,544
{\an8}他好像提及過棒球

445
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,754
{\an8}送現金會很失禮嗎？

446
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,464
{\an8}可能他喜歡喝啤酒

447
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:09,716
{\an8}我的姊夫到底喜歡甚麼？

448
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,471
{\an8}送禮讓我充滿喜悅

449
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:17,474
{\an8}包裝好每件小玩具

450
00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,851
{\an8}雙眼發光嚇一跳

451
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:23,104
{\an8}我應該要買甚麼給姊夫？

452
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,481
{\an8}我喜歡美食

453
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:25,774
{\an8}我喜歡褲子

454
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:27,609
{\an8}我喜歡藍色、喜歡音樂

455
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:29,069
{\an8}喜歡運動

456
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,279
好吧

457
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,490
{\an8}我買了一本日記給你

458
00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:34,950
{\an8}還有你的新香水

459
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,535
{\an8}我不會送禮給你

460
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,703
{\an8}等你送禮再回禮

461
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,249
{\an8}這傢伙是誰？

462
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:43,500
{\an8}做甚麼維生？

463
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,628
{\an8}相識十年，卻一無所知

464
00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:51,383
所以他就喜歡打發時間？

465
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:52,968
對，下班後都這樣

466
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,303
- 他的職業是甚麼？
- 我忘了

467
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,806
{\an8}送禮讓我充滿喜悅

468
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:01,101
{\an8}包裝好每件小玩具

469
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,937
{\an8}雙眼發光嚇一跳

470
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:06,439
說真的，到底要買甚麼給他？

471
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,316
{\an8}我送過刮鬍套裝

472
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,901
{\an8}也送過手鐲

473
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,904
{\an8}至於我的姊夫...

474
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,866
手機充電器

475
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:18,577
我喜歡！

476
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,204
我一直想買的

477
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,248
你真有意思

478
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,083
你在哪裡買的？

479
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:29,713
你真是天才，非常懂我，莎賓娜

480
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:31,256
可以抱你嗎？

481
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,218
好，可以

482
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,345
你讓我這個聖誕節非常高興

483
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,346
我很喜歡你

484
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,099
- 老公，別抱著我妹妹
- 抱歉囉

485
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,769
我應該要買甚麼給姊夫？

486
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,573
- 嗨，莎賓娜
- 嗯？

487
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:01,161
我有一個想法，你要不要聽？

488
00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:02,203
好啊

489
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:08,043
（凱爾穆尼提議的無厘頭結尾）

490
00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:09,878
跟我平常的風格不同

491
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,212
- 不過...
- 好

492
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,049
- 說給我... 聽聽
- 我唱給你聽

493
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,176
好，唱吧

494
00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:20,055
為甚麼人人都在騙我？

495
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:22,015
別再騙我了

496
00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:24,309
親朋好友都在騙我

497
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:26,478
拜託不要再騙我

498
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:31,316
所以... 這是一首歌

499
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:34,361
對我而言，這是... 著重於那股熱情...

500
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,945
為甚麼人人都在騙我？

501
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:36,863
是那份熱情

502
00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:38,156
別再騙我了

503
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:42,494
明白... 但是好像不夠歡慶

504
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:44,037
- 明白
- 觀眾...

505
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,289
可能不會瞭解

506
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,166
精靈不斷騙我

507
00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:51,211
對，有提及精靈就比較好

508
00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:52,128
- 行
- 嗯

509
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,672
- 我再構思一下
- 好

510
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:57,092
- 你的電郵是甚麼？
- 找我經紀人吧

511
00:27:57,175 --> 00:27:59,803
- 不，我要你的私人電郵
- 好

512
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:04,015
準備和卡莉烏奇合唱一曲

513
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,017
好，攝影機穩定器就緒

514
00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:08,812
兩位，準備好了嗎？要開始了

515
00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:09,729
開機

516
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:27,080
我看見媽咪親上聖誕老人

517
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:32,293
昨夜於槲寄生之下

518
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:37,006
她看不見我悄悄經過

519
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,677
下樓上廁所

520
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,596
她以為已經哄好我睡

521
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,850
在臥室裡睡得正香

522
00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:50,186
接著，我又見媽咪

523
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:54,482
搔癢聖誕老人

524
00:28:54,983 --> 00:29:00,864
雪白鬍子的下方

525
00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:04,492
那該多好笑

526
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:07,537
要是爸爸看見

527
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:14,377
昨晚媽媽親上聖誕老人

528
00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:19,007
我看見媽咪親上

529
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:22,218
親上聖誕老人

530
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:28,057
昨夜於槲寄生之下

531
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,770
那該多好笑

532
00:29:31,853 --> 00:29:34,939
要是爸爸看見

533
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:41,780
昨晚媽媽親上聖誕老人

534
00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:45,074
那該多好笑

535
00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:48,703
要是爸爸看見

536
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:52,999
昨晚媽媽親上

537
00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:58,129
聖誕老人

538
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,512
呵呵呵

539
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,723
呵呵呵...

540
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,186
克拉奇，你好嗎？

541
00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:15,021
對，你明天要上班

542
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:17,357
怎麼了？因為聖誕節嗎？

543
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,775
你幾歲了？

544
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,444
我們還要拍片

545
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,363
是

546
00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:27,075
9點帶上環形燈和早餐壽司來找我

547
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,993
好，不扯了

548
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,078
掰

549
00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:38,920
起來囉

550
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,464
安妮？

551
00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:43,758
你怎麼來了？

552
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,426
我是過去的聖誕精靈

553
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,887
我們約會了五次 此後就沒有你的消息

554
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:51,266
我... 工作很忙嘛

555
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,685
而且手機又弄丟了

556
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,812
不，你明明有偷看我的限時動態

557
00:30:55,895 --> 00:31:00,149
奇怪了，我要找臉書的老闆談談才行

558
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:03,236
你不想交往就直說

559
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:06,447
我很喜歡你，只是我之前出差

560
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,825
- 那裡沒有訊號...
- 閉嘴

561
00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:11,077
你封鎖了我，讓我覺得自己有問題

562
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,122
但明明是你沒辦法“老實”

563
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:17,876
跟對方說不想交往太尷尬了

564
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,336
已讀不回沒有比較好，學著點！

565
00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:26,926
嗨

566
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:30,597
艾麗，你怎麼進來的？

567
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,056
我從你的抖音上

568
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:35,560
憑著丁點的線索找到你家的地址

569
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:38,438
- 甚麼？
- 我已經幾天沒有你的消息

570
00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:40,857
你明明說要一起看《魔法壞女巫》

571
00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:42,442
我這就來了

572
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:46,821
對，沒錯，我有答應過你

573
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,740
我是現在的聖誕精靈

574
00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:51,701
你是不是打算忽略我 等我自行消失？

575
00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:55,455
- 艾麗，沒有這回事
- 你追了我一個月

576
00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:58,499
之後你就人間蒸發 是我做錯了甚麼嗎？

577
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,710
不是你的問題，是他

578
00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:03,963
天啊，過去的聖誕精靈？

579
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,174
等一下，你是現任的聖誕精靈？

580
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:08,301
- 沒想到會在這種情況下相遇
- 真的

581
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,055
- 你的瀏海很好看，好可愛
- 謝謝

582
00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:14,098
是他封鎖我之後剪的

583
00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,851
對了，你馬上也要被封鎖了

584
00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,062
- 等等
- 兩位，聽我解釋

585
00:32:20,229 --> 00:32:21,272
我是個好人

586
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,566
我是小女孩們的好叔叔

587
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,318
那你怎麼不回我訊息？

588
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:27,362
生活太忙碌了

589
00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,322
我的朋友克拉奇

590
00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:32,450
他的兒子... 咳嗽很嚴重

591
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:33,701
鮑勃克拉奇？

592
00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:37,038
他幫你剪片的工資少得可憐

593
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:38,915
你是能量飲料古龍水的發明人

594
00:32:38,998 --> 00:32:40,375
有的是錢

595
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,002
隨便了，少煩我

596
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,383
艾比？

597
00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:52,220
嗨

598
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:54,597
我是布莉，我們在音樂節認識

599
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,057
撒哈拉帳篷

600
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,726
對，布莉，我記得

601
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,396
哈囉，你的鳥兒怎麼樣？

602
00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:02,855
病不好

603
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,692
好開心可以見到你

604
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,068
- 我也是
- 超有趣的

605
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:09,654
等等，我們交換電話號碼吧

606
00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:10,780
- 好啊
- 甚麼？

607
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:12,865
- 不行
- 不行

608
00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,909
- 你會被封鎖的
- 甚麼？

609
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,953
你是未來的聖誕精靈，寶貝

610
00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:18,287
他死性不改的

611
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:20,790
他看起來人挺好的

612
00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:23,793
沒想到我居然喜歡過你

613
00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,379
算了，我們一起逛街吧

614
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:27,922
- 好啊
- 好啊

615
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,508
- 天啊
- 且慢，停

616
00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:31,926
請停下來

617
00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:36,222
我知道錯了

618
00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:40,226
我會回你訊息，我會更加老實

619
00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:45,648
我往後會更加老實，即便情況尷尬

620
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,947
克拉奇，嘿，兄弟

621
00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:54,741
是艾比史古基

622
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,245
明天不用拍片了，是聖誕節啊

623
00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:03,708
其實說不上損失，反正我喜歡女生

624
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,961
三位，請吃火雞腿

625
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,173
- 請吃火雞腿
- 謝謝

626
00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:11,632
請吃火雞腿

627
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:13,634
- 這是素嗎？
- 拿著吧

628
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,012
很好，聖誕快樂！

629
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:19,307
願上天保佑我們每一個人

630
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:26,397
{\an8}（致封鎖別人的渣男們，學著點）

631
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:32,695
麥克風夾在我的股溝了

632
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,447
卡

633
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,409
大家好，是尼科，節日快樂

634
00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:41,204
謝謝莎賓娜，謝謝她的邀請

635
00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:42,413
聖誕快樂

636
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,416
- 嗨，莎賓娜
- 嗨，卡拉

637
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,211
你在寫“無厘頭結尾”的歌詞嗎？

638
00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:54,467
（卡拉迪樂芬妮的無厘頭結尾）

639
00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:56,177
沒有，但是有點擔憂

640
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,470
我開始覺得有壓力了

641
00:34:57,553 --> 00:35:00,056
我不想要讓粉絲失望

642
00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:02,350
不用擔心，小菜一碟嘛

643
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:03,434
我有想法

644
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:06,229
得感謝我的好朋友，尼克

645
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,190
矜持如我不給上，甜頭倒是有一點

646
00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:12,860
我的怪招依舊精彩，對吧？

647
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,695
- 對
- 是嗎？

648
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:15,905
你可以拿去用

649
00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:18,449
- 分我一成就行
- 不是我聽過最差勁的提議

650
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,118
- 不是最差勁嘛
- 對

651
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,495
希望有幫上忙，掰！

652
00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:28,042
儘快把頭上的金屬絲帶拿下來

653
00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:29,418
你喜歡嘛

654
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,295
- 我愛你
- 我也愛你

655
00:35:46,727 --> 00:35:48,855
（《去年聖誕》 查佩爾羅恩及莎賓娜卡本特）

656
00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:53,234
去年聖誕，我將心託付給你

657
00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:58,239
隔天，你棄之不理

658
00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:02,535
今年，免得傷心

659
00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:06,831
我將心留給命定之人

660
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:11,586
去年聖誕，我將心託付給你

661
00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:16,716
隔天，你棄之不理

662
00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:21,012
今年，免得傷心

663
00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:24,849
我將心留給命定之人

664
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:30,855
傷過一次，哪敢再愛

665
00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:35,818
保持距離，卻始終被你吸引

666
00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:39,989
告訴我，寶貝，你是否還記得我？

667
00:36:40,072 --> 00:36:44,952
事隔一年，忘記了也不意外

668
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:49,081
“聖誕快樂”，精心包裝禮物送給你

669
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:53,628
附帶一張紙條寫上“我愛你”

670
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:57,632
如今終於明白是多麼愚蠢

671
00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:59,592
若你再吻我一次

672
00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:02,887
我甘願再愚蠢一次

673
00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:06,933
去年聖誕，我將心託付給你

674
00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:12,146
隔天，你棄之不理

675
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,359
今年，免得傷心

676
00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:20,404
我將心留給命定之人

677
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:26,160
人群之中，朋友疲憊的眼神

678
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:31,082
我東躲西避，避開你冰冷的心

679
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:35,169
天啊，我曾以為能得到依靠

680
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:39,465
我嗎？我不過是你傾訴的對象

681
00:37:39,548 --> 00:37:43,844
情人的臉龐，內心熾熱如火

682
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:50,768
刻意隱藏，但你卻把我撕裂

683
00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:55,106
如今我尋得真愛

684
00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:58,192
你別想再愚弄我

685
00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:02,405
去年聖誕，我將心託付給你

686
00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:07,493
隔天，你棄之不理

687
00:38:07,576 --> 00:38:11,789
今年，免得傷心

688
00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:16,544
我將心留給命定之人

689
00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:20,423
去年聖誕，我將心託付給你

690
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:25,386
隔天，你棄之不理

691
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:30,308
今年，免得傷心

692
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:33,519
我將心留給命定之人

693
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:38,065
我將心留給

694
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,485
命定之人

695
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:46,365
我將心留給命定之人

696
00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:48,534
命定之人

697
00:38:48,617 --> 00:38:49,910
或許下年吧

698
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,037
或許吧

699
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:57,251
情人的臉龐，內心熾熱如火

700
00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:00,338
- 成為我的人
- 刻意隱藏

701
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:04,967
你卻把他撕裂

702
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,513
我將心留給

703
00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:14,226
我將心留給命定之人

704
00:39:33,996 --> 00:39:36,040
（女裝）

705
00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:39,710
（男裝）

706
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,089
（男同志裝）

707
00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:04,026
在他照片中看你發笑的模樣

708
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:08,406
你大概就是他的未來夫人吧

709
00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:12,827
歡慶處處，內心卻憂鬱無比

710
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,871
那個叫辛蒂的姑娘

711
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:21,419
或許他在沙漠遇上了你

712
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:25,256
在尋找自我途中找到更合適的人

713
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:30,261
你大概就是能逗他開心的人吧

714
00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:33,180
那個叫辛蒂的姑娘

715
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:39,937
頂著細長秀髮、誘人紅唇

716
00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:44,150
或許曾經相遇卻不為意

717
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:47,778
翻看五年來的回憶，無法自拔

718
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:51,991
大概適逢佳節倍心酸罷了

719
00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:16,724
頂著細長秀髮、誘人紅唇

720
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,020
想到你從他的床上醒來

721
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,522
陪他在老家過節

722
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,941
只會使我更加心酸

723
00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:28,736
適逢佳節也就如此罷了

724
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:35,117
漫天雪花紛飛，樹上燈飾亮起

725
00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:39,538
想到你倆接吻，我就反胃

726
00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:43,959
我曾經的愛人，變成你的愛人

727
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:46,962
那個叫辛蒂的姑娘

728
00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:53,219
我找朋友傾訴，一個個說著不可能

729
00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:57,181
那個叫辛蒂的姑娘

730
00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:03,187
晚安了，各位

731
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:09,777
你以為我會讓你哭著過聖誕嗎？

732
00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:17,910
等等，差點意思

733
00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:21,121
播歌！

734
00:42:28,837 --> 00:42:31,340
節日金曲大合輯

735
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,971
想你拜倒我的槲寄生下

736
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:40,182
要把你的聯絡人名字 改成“禮物一大包”

737
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:43,852
你說喜歡在地板上來

738
00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:47,273
我這般壞女孩，只配有煤塊

739
00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:51,193
我來幫你取取暖，別讓你太冷

740
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:52,903
寶貝，我的舌頭快麻了

741
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,613
聽起來是：“呵呵呵”

742
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:58,117
我不需要聖誕精靈，拜倒我裙下

743
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,537
聽聽我寫的聖誕歌，講述你和我

744
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:03,747
你是我的聖誕寶貝

745
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:07,084
你害人家只會想著聖誕節

746
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:10,379
與你親熱也讓人家小鹿亂撞

747
00:43:10,462 --> 00:43:14,633
等你進人家的煙囪，噢，特別爽

748
00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,802
我要下面一大包的查爾斯弟更斯

749
00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:20,973
我甘願當你的聖誕夫人

750
00:43:21,056 --> 00:43:24,435
讓你一試難忘，當你的女人

751
00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:27,229
到底是否還在講聖誕節？

752
00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,981
我要講...

753
00:43:29,064 --> 00:43:32,443
一起裝飾廳堂，蛋酒加烈

754
00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:35,904
不能小看，絕對是大大的一包

755
00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:39,366
你給我買來新玩具 我必定為你修剪下面樹枝

756
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:42,953
既然節日要歡慶，真愛快來為我傾情

757
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:46,498
我來幫你取取暖，別讓你太冷

758
00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:48,042
寶貝，我的舌頭快麻了

759
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:49,793
聽起來是：“呵呵呵”

760
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:53,339
我不需要聖誕精靈，拜倒我裙下

761
00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:56,800
聽聽我寫的聖誕歌，講述你和我

762
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,053
你是我的聖誕寶貝

763
00:43:59,136 --> 00:44:02,306
你害人家只會想著聖誕節

764
00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:05,643
與你親熱也讓人家小鹿亂撞

765
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:09,605
等你進人家的煙囪，噢，特別爽

766
00:44:09,688 --> 00:44:12,775
我要下面一大包的查爾斯弟更斯

767
00:44:12,858 --> 00:44:16,028
我甘願當你的聖誕夫人

768
00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:19,740
讓你一試難忘，當你的女人

769
00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:22,534
到底是否還在講聖誕節？

770
00:44:22,618 --> 00:44:25,162
我要講...

771
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,889
放眼往禮物看去，可真大一包

772
00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:46,934
天啊，那麼大包，難以包住

773
00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:50,562
一覺醒來，以為要寫出聖誕金曲

774
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:53,065
能否速速堆個雪人？

775
00:44:54,149 --> 00:44:57,277
我的特輯就到此為止

776
00:44:57,778 --> 00:45:00,864
我愛大家，謝謝你們的收看

777
00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:04,284
我成功讓它保持合家歡了

778
00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:08,247
謝謝

779
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,253
是按摩器，謝謝！

780
00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:20,926
聖誕精神很有... 感染力

781
00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:27,015
通通達成了，噴火雜耍 獅子摔跤、現場分娩

782
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:29,393
時間有限 表演被剪掉也是理所當然的

783
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,854
但是我真的夢想成真了

784
00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:34,022
謝謝所有來賓的參與

785
00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:35,941
也謝謝你的收看

786
00:45:36,024 --> 00:45:37,359
祝你們聖誕快樂

787
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:38,694
祝你們有美好的晚上

788
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:40,988
愛你們的，聖誕莎賓娜

789
00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:11,977
（節日快樂）

790
00:46:12,644 --> 00:46:14,062
（主演 莎賓娜卡本特）

791
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:17,191
他們說只要能爆紅就可以隨便花

792
00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:19,735
別怪我無所不用其極了！

793
00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:22,905
重來，別砸！

794
00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:27,910
看來這段要重拍了

795
00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:38,504
更是最色、最鬧的特輯

796
00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:41,673
提詞機出現故障

797
00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,842
我們只能重新開始

798
00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:47,846
我的怪招依舊精彩

799
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,394
- 對
- 是吧？

800
00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:55,479
你可以拿去用

801
00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:58,690
- 我不會用
- 馬上高潮，等我...

802
00:46:58,774 --> 00:46:59,817
- 噢，有高潮
- 是

803
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,318
這招我用過了

804
00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:03,779
{\an8}（查佩爾羅恩）

805
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:05,030
你好美

806
00:47:05,113 --> 00:47:07,449
我看起來很... 直女

807
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:09,284
很直女？

808
00:47:10,118 --> 00:47:11,787
{\an8}（吉莉安貝爾）

809
00:47:11,870 --> 00:47:14,206
- 你有...
- 準備！

810
00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:16,416
- 三...
- 不，別說出來

811
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,001
- 時機不對！
- 時機不對

812
00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:21,004
兩位，準備好了嗎？要開始了

813
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:22,548
{\an8}（凱爾穆尼）

814
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,842
這不是我... 平常的...

815
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:26,552
我重來一次吧

816
00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:28,929
{\an8}（梅根斯塔特）

817
00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:31,598
{\an8}看看我，小梅斯塔特在我身邊

818
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,142
我喜歡全裸和做愛

819
00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,186
我喜歡全裸做愛

820
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:37,813
做愛期間

821
00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:40,774
應該把我寫進歌詞裡

822
00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:44,361
{\an8}你是怎麼突然出現的？

823
00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:48,448
{\an8}（歐文提艾利）

824
00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:51,493
{\an8}喜歡穿上我的超級同志服飾

825
00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:54,955
你說同志的時候有想清楚嗎？別鬧了

826
00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:57,457
她倒是說得沒錯

827
00:47:58,125 --> 00:47:59,084
{\an8}（昆塔布倫森）

828
00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:00,752
{\an8}拜託...

829
00:48:00,836 --> 00:48:02,838
別讓我猜對了

830
00:48:02,921 --> 00:48:05,674
別讓我猜對了

831
00:48:05,757 --> 00:48:08,635
你們聽到嗎？ 我唱得挺像莎賓娜的，對吧？

832
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,095
我們結婚400多年了

833
00:48:10,178 --> 00:48:14,683
對，不過相處了100年後，我們同意...

834
00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:16,810
分居

835
00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:19,271
甚麼？

836
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,065
對，不過相處了100年後

837
00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:24,318
我們同意分居，開放式關係！

838
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:26,528
- 搔癢艾蒙吧
- 開放式關係

839
00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:29,197
呵呵呵

840
00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:31,366
現在連這句都不能講了

841
00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:32,701
{\an8}（仙妮亞唐恩）

842
00:48:32,784 --> 00:48:33,952
{\an8}聖誕寶貝

843
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,829
{\an8}樹下留馬廄...

844
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,581
不是馬廄

845
00:48:37,664 --> 00:48:39,166
我們重新開始

846
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:40,834
{\an8}（泰拉）

847
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,377
這就是聖誕節

848
00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:43,795
這就是聖誕節

849
00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:46,340
（劇終）

850
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:47,674
幹

851
00:49:56,076 --> 00:50:01,415
字幕翻譯：李瑋樂