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♪ Oh, loving baby ♪
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♪ Something has happened
to me ♪
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♪ It's something strange
and new ♪
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♪ I wonder what can it be ♪
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♪ Or is this my imagination? ♪
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♪ Ooh, that keeps on causing
this new sensation ♪
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Why are you in here?
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Maddie said the seventh grade
boys are sneaking over
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for a kissing party.
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-I know. I'm so nervous.
-Then don't do it.
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I'm calling my mom
to pick me up.
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You can't! Maddie said
we all have to kiss them.
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I don't wanna kiss.
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Or wear thong underpants.
I hate thong underpants.
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But I'm worried if
I wear normal underpants
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and don't kiss and stuff,
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then Maddie won't invite me
to sleepovers anymore.
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Well,
you could sleep over at mine.
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Tonight?
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Yeah. I mean, we're not allowed
to watch TV, which sucks,
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but we could do braids.
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-And I have a trundle bed.
-I love trundle beds!
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Do you have a best friend?
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No. You?
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No.
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Hello, today...
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- we're doing Katie's hair.
- Yeah!
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♪ I don't give a shit,
I never try my best ♪
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♪ I learn to live with it ♪
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♪ I'm doing fine,
stop asking me what's wrong ♪
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♪ I live my life
like I'm the only one ♪
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Yeah.
So, that's Delaney's future.
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You are going to be a doctor.
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I don't wanna be a doctor!
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This is Katie's future.
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You are getting married
to Daniel.
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Daniel is so annoying.
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♪ Borrowed your car
and barely made it back ♪
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♪ The gas tank was empty ♪
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♪ It always had that scratch ♪
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♪ I'm doing my best here,
but that's not good enough ♪
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♪ I'll try harder next year ♪
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♪ Don't call my bluff ♪
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Okay. Read another
post. Give me a hard one.
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Uh, okay.
"From Seattle to Savannah.
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What a long, strange trip
it's been. #VanLife."
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- Tom Breyer?
- How did you know that?
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'Cause Tom Breyer
needs to get a job.
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-Another one. Get a good one.
-Let me find a good one. Okay.
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Uh...
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- Okay. This one's hard.
- Okay.
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"Here's to adulting forever
with this one.
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He put a ring on it!"
Singular exclamation.
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-Sarah Casper.
-You're cheating.
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I'm not cheating. I'm that good.
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-She's engaged?
-Yeah.
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She's a child.
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She is 32 years old.
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Sarah Casper would throw it all
away for, like, some random guy.
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I don't think he's random.
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They've been dating
since college.
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Do you have any snacks?
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-Did you not eat dinner?
-I had peanut butter.
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-And what?
-A spoon?
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Oh, my God.
Let me make you something.
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I'll just have saltines
when I get home.
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Oh, my God, no.
I'll make you, um--
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I'll make you a turkey burger.
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-I can put poblanos on top.
-What's poblanos?
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Oh, it's a giant Mexican pepper.
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It's actually
our favorite pepper.
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Second only to the jalapeño.
You'll love it, I promise.
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- It's really good.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mmm, I'm fine, thank you.
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Well, if you're not hungry,
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maybe you want a joke
that I heard today?
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It made me think of you
instantly.
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Okay. This is very good.
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Okay, so there-- there are
two pigs in a pit of mud,
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and-- and the wife pig, uh,
turns to the husband and says...
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No, no, the husband
says to the wife.
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You're right. You're right.
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Um, the-- the husband pig
says to the wife, "Hey,
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-did you see Farmer Jane--"
-Should we get going?
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Party started
nine o'clock, so...
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Oh,
you wanna go to that?
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Yeah.
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Really?
My throat feels kind of weird.
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I-- I feel like...
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I don't know if I got
everyone sick, but I--
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-You don't feel warm. Feel good.
-No? Oh, you feel cold.
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-Okay.
-Do you not wanna go?
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Is it crazy to stay here?
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I mean, we have food here,
blankets here.
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I'm comfortable,
you're comfortable.
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-We can watch a movie.
-Yeah, but hey,
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if Katie doesn't
wanna go out, Delaney,
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I'd love to go out with you.
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Please don't make me go alone.
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I'm nervous
and I'll get too fucked up.
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No, you will not.
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Like, she doesn't
even come out anymore,
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because she's always
with her boyfriend, "John."
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I don't know why I did that.
His name is John.
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John.
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John,
you think she's okay, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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No, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go meet her.
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I don't like him.
Is that wrong to say? You know?
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Like, if you don't like
your best friend's boyfriend.
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It's the way he makes her,
if that makes sense.
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Occupied!
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Oh, you know what, though? My--
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my contacts are already out.
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And that's, like, a whole thing.
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Only a year,
and she moves in with him.
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Kind of fast, if you ask me.
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But nobody asked me.
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I'm gonna go meet her
for a little.
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Okay?
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John?
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Yes, he's hot.
I get it. I see it.
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But he's boring.
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Occupied!
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- I think she's fine.
- Mmm.
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Yeah.
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I'll come have sex.
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How do you
have the patience?
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Well,
we actually had an agreement
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that if I set up his Wi-Fi,
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he promised to wear boxers
under his shorts
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-during our PT sessions.
-Oh, well.
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-That could be worth it.
-It's a give and a take,
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- but, yeah.
- Yeah.
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-This looks nice, right?
-Yeah, I like it.
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-In the shade. It's good.
-Okay, perfect.
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Ah-- Oh.
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Don't suppose I could get you
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to call her back, maybe?
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She gets so anxious
when she's hungover.
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Yeah, no, she does.
I just, um--
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-I just wanted to ask--
-How was it?
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No,
my Uber's now 27 minutes away!
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Where are you?
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I answered a 2:00 a.m. text
from this guy.
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And the drunker he got,
the more he talked about Julia.
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Yeah, not an ex.
It's his female friend
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that he's clearly in love with.
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Did you hook up?
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Yes. He asked me to role-play.
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Oh, wow. Like, be a cheerleader
or something? That's--
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Oh, I wish. More like we're
best friends and I suddenly
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-see him in a new light.
-Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna order a pizza to
my apartment. What do you want?
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Ah, that sounds good. No, John
and I are doing a-- a picnic.
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Do you wanna come?
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You know what? No.
I'll-- I'll just try you later.
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Okay. Bye.
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All right. Bye.
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Well, she's fine,
but she met a new guy, and--
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-Oh, my God!
-It's okay!
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-No, no, no--
-It's okay. It's okay.
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As long as I have
your undivided attention now.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah?
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When I first moved here, it took
me a while to get adjusted.
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Yeah, you were mugged, like,
three times that first week.
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Right, well, I thought everyone
needed directions. But then...
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then I met you.
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And you actually
needed directions.
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And I'm so, so glad
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that I walked you
into that coffee shop,
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because you have made
my life so much better
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than I ever thought
that I deserved.
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Will you marry me?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah? Yeah.
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I hate the art
Katie left here.
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- It's so gross.
- It's sentimental.
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Okay, well, I live here
now, and I like actual art.
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Let me just ask Katie
if she wants it
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before we throw it away.
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Where is Katie? I feel like
she's usually here by now, like,
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complaining about some
ugly house she can't sell.
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She's doing a picnic with John.
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Like, eating on the ground?
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Yeah. I feel so bad for her.
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You know, it's like
she misses the party last night,
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and now she has to waste
her entire Sunday
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doing a picnic with her
boyfriend?
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-Ugh.
-Can I say something?
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I really don't buy John's whole
"I'm such a nice guy" thing.
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Like, you're a pervert.
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You literally touch
old ladies all day.
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That's his job. He's a physical
therapist for old people.
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Katie would fall for a pervert.
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I mean, she's clueless.
Remember that time she got you,
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like, a briefcase filled with
old papers for your birthday?
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Those were
my great-grandparents'
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-birth certificates.
-Why would you want that?
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She likes thoughtful surprises.
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She's exactly like my sister.
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She's nothing like your sister.
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Mary had one kid,
and now she won't shut up
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-about her pelvic floor.
-Yeah, Mary's the worst.
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And her baby isn't even cute.
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I can't imagine
having a baby right now.
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It's actually disgusting
to have a baby.
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-Or getting married?
-Kill me.
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But we're pretty far from that.
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"We," like, you and me.
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No, me and Katie.
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Delaney, what?
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You and Katie are on
totally different paths.
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I mean,
Katie lives with her boyfriend.
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They're very serious.
And you literally still, like,
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fuck the first guy who
shares a cigarette with you.
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- Ahh!
- Wow!
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-We love you so much.
-We love you. Thank you.
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Oh, thank you.
We love you so much.
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We cannot wait to celebrate
with you guys.
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We're so excited.
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Bye.
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I love your family. I love them.
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Did you see
your sister was crying?
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Yeah! No, it's funny.
She's known for months.
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How did I not find this ring?
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Oh, the ring was
in a box, in a bin,
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in an air vent in my office.
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-You were never finding it.
-Wow. And how about Delaney
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playing it so cool?
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Yeah, no, I didn't tell Delaney.
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What?
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Oh, well, I figured
you wanted to tell her, right?
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-Yeah!
-Yeah.
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So Delaney has no idea.
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No, but we can call her
right now, maybe.
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Uh, yeah! Um, let's call her
later, though, 'cause I think
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-she's probably asleep.
-No, it's fine.
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We'll just call her
from my phone.
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It'll be a big surprise,
I promise.
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Yeah.
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- Hey.
- Hello?
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You can just leave
the pizza at the door,
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and I'll grab it. Thank you.
248
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Does she not have
my number saved?
249
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No, she does. I think she does.
250
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I thought you'd be
pretty excited to tell her.
251
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I am.
252
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I-- I really am.
I just-- I just wanna...
253
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tell her later.
254
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Right.
255
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I know, um,
I'm not her favorite person.
256
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That is not true, John.
She loves you.
257
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It's just that she has
a hard time with change.
258
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You know, when she was younger,
259
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her parents sold
the family minivan,
260
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and she asked if she could
go visit it at its new house.
261
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Okay. Yeah, that's--
really sweet of her
262
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to wanna check in on it.
263
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And then remember when
I told her I was moving out?
264
00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:06,669
She didn't talk to me
for, like, two weeks.
265
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,137
- Mm-hmm.
- And whenever I passed her door,
266
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she'd be muttering
"Benedict Arnold."
267
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Right, but-- but this,
this is a good change.
268
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I know, and I'm so excited,
and I love you so much,
269
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and I-- and I cannot wait
to get married.
270
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But I-- I just wanna make sure
I tell her in the--
271
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just in the right way for her.
272
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Okay?
273
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So let's
parking lot the holiday
campaign
274
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and dig into the
meat and taters
275
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of our Spring Into
Content campaign.
276
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So this campaign is--
it's gonna be a big lift.
277
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So we really need
to stop the scroll.
278
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We need some big ideas.
We need some blue-sky ideas.
279
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And, like, we just, like,
really need everybody on this.
280
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But I was kind of thinking,
Delaney,
281
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maybe you could
run point for us.
282
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,182
Hmm, I don't--
I don't really have
283
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the bandwidth
for that right now.
284
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Copy that. Luca,
it's all yours.
285
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Uh-- Okay. Uh, wow.
286
00:12:01,923 --> 00:12:04,259
Yeah, that's-- that is just--
that's amazing.
287
00:12:04,425 --> 00:12:06,828
I do just wanna flag
that I'm working overtime
288
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on two major campaigns
right now
289
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since Delaney didn't have
the bandwidth last month.
290
00:12:11,432 --> 00:12:13,167
So it's just kind of all
fallen on my shoulders.
291
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So that's-- that's
totally fine.
I just do just wanna flag that.
292
00:12:16,538 --> 00:12:18,139
No, and thank you
for flagging that.
293
00:12:18,306 --> 00:12:20,308
Delaney, do you think
you could maybe, like,
294
00:12:20,475 --> 00:12:23,444
carve out some time
to kind of tag-team it?
295
00:12:24,212 --> 00:12:27,248
Yeah, I-- I gotta flag that I'm
spread pretty thin over here.
296
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:30,151
What are you working on,
Delaney?
297
00:12:30,318 --> 00:12:32,621
-Putting out fires.
-What kind of fires?
298
00:12:32,787 --> 00:12:34,822
Big ones with employees
that you don't know.
299
00:12:34,989 --> 00:12:37,058
Right, and is that why
your camera's always off?
300
00:12:37,225 --> 00:12:40,596
Mmm, no, my camera's off, Luca,
because it's allowed to be off.
301
00:12:40,763 --> 00:12:42,163
Okay, guys,
I think we should finish up
302
00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:43,865
with a round
of peaks and valleys.
303
00:12:44,132 --> 00:12:47,835
So my valley was missing
last week's happy hour.
304
00:12:47,969 --> 00:12:49,705
Never has someone
been so missed.
305
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,073
But my peak is that
it's on the books
for next week.
306
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Popcorn to Delaney.
307
00:12:54,743 --> 00:12:59,947
I guess my valley was
editing Luca's Q4 pitch,
308
00:13:00,114 --> 00:13:02,651
and then my peak
was it's done now.
309
00:13:03,719 --> 00:13:04,787
Popcorn to Alex.
310
00:13:05,621 --> 00:13:06,821
You know...
311
00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:12,093
my valley was that
Ryan and I hit a speed bump.
312
00:13:13,361 --> 00:13:15,530
-Wow.
-So he-- he wants to open up
313
00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:18,166
the relationship, and I just,
I don't think that I have
314
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,268
the sexual confidence
to withstand it.
315
00:13:21,369 --> 00:13:25,073
So we're taking some time apart
to kind of ideate
on next steps.
316
00:13:25,808 --> 00:13:28,744
But, Alex, are you okay?
How are you feeling?
317
00:13:29,277 --> 00:13:32,080
You know, like,
I was upset, obviously.
318
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,915
-Of course.
-I was really upset for a beat.
319
00:13:34,082 --> 00:13:35,883
But then I had a one-on-one
with my best friend.
320
00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:38,620
You know, we went out, we got
some drinks, we blew off steam,
321
00:13:38,787 --> 00:13:40,723
just like old times,
just the two of us,
322
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and that, like,
really, really helped.
323
00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:43,958
Best friends just get it.
324
00:13:44,525 --> 00:13:46,427
Oh, we're so aligned
on that, Luca.
325
00:13:48,129 --> 00:13:49,665
So what was Dad's reaction?
326
00:13:49,798 --> 00:13:51,232
We FaceTimed him quickly.
327
00:13:51,966 --> 00:13:53,534
Yeah,
he was really happy for us.
328
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:54,670
-Yeah.
-Aww.
329
00:13:54,837 --> 00:13:56,437
Yeah.
330
00:13:56,572 --> 00:13:57,573
I mean, not that happy.
331
00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,407
-Oh.
-Come on.
332
00:13:59,575 --> 00:14:01,577
He was really excited,
it seemed.
333
00:14:01,744 --> 00:14:03,177
Yeah, or you knew
to call him after 5:00.
334
00:14:04,613 --> 00:14:06,849
Speaking of alcoholics,
how did Delaney take the news?
335
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,418
Um, she was happy. Fine. Good.
336
00:14:10,586 --> 00:14:12,019
Delaney doesn't know yet.
337
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,155
Katie wanted to tell her
in her own way
338
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,724
before we told anybody else.
339
00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:17,693
That is so classic. I--
340
00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,460
Do you know that Delaney knew
341
00:14:19,628 --> 00:14:20,829
that our parents were
getting divorced before I did?
342
00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:22,865
- Is-- is that true?
- Yeah.
343
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,667
I mean, uh,
she's my best friend, so...
344
00:14:27,669 --> 00:14:29,638
I think you'd get it if--
if you had a best friend.
345
00:14:29,805 --> 00:14:31,339
Well, my wife is
my best friend, so.
346
00:14:31,506 --> 00:14:32,841
Daria, who's your best friend?
347
00:14:33,007 --> 00:14:34,576
No, I-- I'd rather not say.
348
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:35,844
We're each other's best friends.
349
00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,211
-Each other's best--
-Yeah.
350
00:14:37,378 --> 00:14:39,113
- Yeah.
- Like normal adults.
351
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:42,049
Delaney loves Katie.
352
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:43,918
She'll be really happy
once we tell her.
353
00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:45,286
John, have you ever heard of
354
00:14:45,453 --> 00:14:47,021
expectation
recalibration therapy?
355
00:14:47,656 --> 00:14:48,923
I was reading
an article about it,
356
00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:50,726
-and I think--
-Excuse me, what article?
357
00:14:50,859 --> 00:14:52,126
It's an article. And I--
358
00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:53,729
Where was this article?
359
00:14:54,429 --> 00:14:56,632
In the journals for doctor--
repeat, doctors.
360
00:14:56,799 --> 00:14:59,167
Henry,
have you been listening again
361
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,968
to my sessions with my patients?
362
00:15:01,135 --> 00:15:02,905
Anyway,
expectation recalibration
363
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,505
is basically a therapy
where you work
364
00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:06,742
to accept that someone
will never change, right?
365
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,577
Like, they suck,
like, medically.
366
00:15:08,744 --> 00:15:10,178
And in your case,
that's Delaney,
367
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,647
and in our case, it's our dad.
368
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,148
So, I mean, Daria confirmed
that he's a narcissist.
369
00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:16,117
Oh, I have never treated
your father,
370
00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:18,453
and I've never made
any medical claims about him.
371
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,721
-Excuse me.
-Yeah, I mean, but you have.
372
00:15:19,888 --> 00:15:21,322
I mean, we've talked about that.
373
00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:22,891
-What are you talking about?
-About-- you know.
374
00:15:23,057 --> 00:15:24,693
-What are you--
-I sent him 20 of my poems
375
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:26,427
in the past year. Twenty.
376
00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:30,298
And he never once told me
that I was talented.
377
00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:32,200
Right?
378
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,469
I mean, how hard is it
to reply with a compliment?
379
00:15:34,636 --> 00:15:36,672
How hard is it to, like,
you know, just say,
380
00:15:36,839 --> 00:15:39,072
like, a simple, Henry, you are
a brilliant artist, right?
381
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,508
And it is a crime
that you have to edit
382
00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:44,110
other people's much
weaker novels instead of
383
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,246
traveling the world
on your own book tour, right?
384
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,883
He is selfish,
Katie, and so is Delaney.
385
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,751
Yeah, I hear you. Um...
386
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,153
I-- I don't think
Delaney's selfish.
387
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,822
I think she has
a hard time with change.
388
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,456
Daria was treating
our neighbor the other day.
389
00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:58,659
-Henry!
-No, he's a total freak, Daria.
390
00:15:58,826 --> 00:16:00,595
I mean, he gets off on lizards.
391
00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:02,697
And l-- did he say
blizzards or was it lizards?
392
00:16:02,864 --> 00:16:04,197
-It was lizards, right?
-Yes, it was lizards.
393
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,666
It was lizards.
He gets off on lizards,
394
00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:08,435
and his wife wants
to divorce him, clearly.
395
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:11,071
And Daria said something
that I think applies here.
396
00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:14,040
Tell them the thing
about the change.
397
00:16:14,609 --> 00:16:15,910
Oh.
398
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,846
Well, you know, uh,
people's nerves about change,
399
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,682
they can be calmed
by the familiar.
400
00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:24,819
So, you take them to
a comfortable environment,
401
00:16:24,986 --> 00:16:26,587
and you break the news.
402
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,222
It's kind of like you take
your kids to their favorite
403
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,391
ice cream shop and tell them
you're getting a divorce.
404
00:16:31,525 --> 00:16:32,927
I mean, I think that's
something that you should
405
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,795
consider with Delaney.
406
00:16:34,962 --> 00:16:37,130
I mean, she's about as mature
as an eight-year-old, so...
407
00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:39,499
I've seen her hork down
a pint of Chubby Hubby
408
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,268
in one sitting,
so we know she likes ice cream.
409
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,405
Yeah.
410
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,207
In our latest episode of...
411
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,676
That's not a real basketball.
412
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,778
Third from the left is cake.
413
00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:52,178
You know, I decided
I don't even want cake
414
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,614
at my birthday this year.
415
00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:55,282
I actually think
it's really weird to,
416
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,952
like, bring out food
and then make people eat it.
417
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,487
-Did you find a bar yet?
-Think I'm gonna do it here.
418
00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,222
But I'm going for
a very specific aesthetic,
419
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,858
so if you could not invite--
420
00:17:03,991 --> 00:17:05,392
Ah, no!
421
00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:07,728
Thought you'd be asleep.
422
00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:11,364
Katie, I didn't know
you still had a key.
423
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,199
Uh, Delaney said I could
keep one for emergencies.
424
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,869
What's the emergency?
425
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,538
Um, well, this time
it's not so much an emergency,
426
00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:22,375
really, as it is, um,
a surprise for my best friend.
427
00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,779
Oh, man, I had-- I actually
had this whole thing planned
428
00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:26,446
and I was gonna sneak in
and, like, put clues
429
00:17:26,614 --> 00:17:28,049
around the apartment,
but, okay, whatever.
430
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,784
Since you're awake,
I'll just show you now.
431
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:31,719
Ah! Huh?
432
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,956
What the fuck is that?
433
00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:37,490
I planned us
a mini beach vacation.
434
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,161
-You don't seem excited.
-What's there to be
435
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,096
excited about, Katie?
It's the beach.
436
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,032
I'm excited. I-I really am.
437
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,301
Um, and that poster is-- that's
your most thoughtful gift yet.
438
00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:49,804
Do you see the umbrella?
439
00:17:49,971 --> 00:17:51,204
I see the umbrella.
440
00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:53,306
You know these trips
can be kind of weird for me.
441
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,776
Is John at least
bringing a friend?
442
00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:57,011
No, no, John's not coming.
443
00:17:57,878 --> 00:17:59,814
-Why?
-Yeah, why?
444
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:03,751
No reason. I just thought it
would be great for the two of us
445
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:07,520
to go on a trip, connect,
have some quality time.
446
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:08,789
Like old times?
447
00:18:08,956 --> 00:18:11,157
Yes, yes, just like old times.
448
00:18:13,661 --> 00:18:14,895
Ew.
449
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:31,045
♪ Kiss me once, girl ♪
450
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,180
♪ Kiss me twice, girl ♪
451
00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:37,051
♪ You're sugar and
spice, girl ♪
452
00:18:37,585 --> 00:18:40,220
♪ And everything nice, girl ♪
453
00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:43,390
♪ Love me forever ♪
454
00:18:43,591 --> 00:18:52,165
♪ And I'll be true
to you, girl ♪
455
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,734
All right. There we go.
456
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:55,670
-Nice.
-We're here.
457
00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:57,838
What time is check-in
at the Pelican Palace?
458
00:18:58,005 --> 00:19:00,908
Surprise. We aren't staying
at the Pelican Palace.
459
00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:02,175
What?
460
00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:04,411
Yeah, I got us a--
I got us a rental house,
461
00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:06,113
actually, on Wonder Weekend.
462
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,949
Mm-hmm. Wonder Weekend rentals
kind of creep me out.
463
00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:10,316
I don't like the idea of using
464
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,619
other people's
kitchen appliances.
465
00:19:11,786 --> 00:19:13,486
But you're okay
sleeping in a bed
466
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:15,556
where a bunch of high schoolers
just rounded the bases?
467
00:19:15,723 --> 00:19:17,457
But the Pelican Palace
is where all the parties end up.
468
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,927
I know. Imagine that noise.
469
00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:21,896
Wouldn't sleep a frickin' wink.
470
00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:23,430
Is there a bar?
471
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,399
What, at the rental house?
472
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,170
Is it a shared space or private?
473
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,336
Private.
474
00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:32,673
And there's a lock box,
475
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:36,711
so we don't even
have to meet the guy.
476
00:19:36,877 --> 00:19:37,912
You found it.
477
00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:39,780
Huh. Oh.
478
00:19:39,947 --> 00:19:41,549
Gosh, GPS can be
a little wonky here,
479
00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:43,551
so I'm so glad
you guys figured it out.
480
00:19:43,718 --> 00:19:45,086
How are we doing?
481
00:19:45,886 --> 00:19:47,121
Are you, uh...
482
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:49,623
Are you, uh, Douglas?
483
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,258
Are you my fifth-grade teacher?
484
00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:54,260
Just Dougie's fine, yeah.
485
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,831
I-- I just asked because
the listing had said that
486
00:19:57,031 --> 00:19:59,499
there was a lock box, so
I didn't think we'd get to meet.
487
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,202
Here she is.
488
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,571
Yeah, I love to walk everyone
through the space first,
489
00:20:03,738 --> 00:20:06,406
only because it's
a really important place to me.
490
00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:07,908
-Oh.
-It was my mom's.
491
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,678
She, uh-- she died here.
492
00:20:11,846 --> 00:20:14,181
Oh, gosh, no.
Not in the front yard.
493
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,217
-Oh!
-She died inside.
494
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,653
Katie, right?
So you must be Delaney.
495
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:20,921
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.
496
00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:22,355
Love that name. Family name?
497
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,290
-It was my grandfather's.
-Oh, my gosh.
498
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,627
I was named after
my mom's brother,
499
00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:27,928
who we don't talk to anymore.
500
00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:30,363
He's a-- he's a pedophile, so...
501
00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:32,566
-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Oh, no, no, no.
502
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,202
He was always
cool with me, yeah.
503
00:20:36,036 --> 00:20:38,806
But, uh, called a lot, you know,
when he was doing time.
504
00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:42,342
Yeah, I guess inmates are, like,
really hard on child predators.
505
00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:44,745
I didn't mind saying hi then,
but once he got out
506
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,547
and started coming
here unannounced...
507
00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:48,983
Oh, my gosh.
I keep talking and talking.
508
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,118
You guys probably just
wanna see inside, right?
509
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,419
-Pretty cute, huh?
-I love it.
510
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,957
Yeah, Mom left the place
to me and my sister,
511
00:20:57,124 --> 00:20:58,659
but Lauren has a family now,
512
00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:00,360
so she let me
keep it all to myself.
513
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,062
-Ah, score.
-Yeah.
514
00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,531
Oh, all the art on
the wall is for sale.
515
00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:05,733
Oh.
516
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:08,035
Oh...
517
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,303
What little munchkin did these?
518
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,572
I am an artist.
519
00:21:12,139 --> 00:21:13,974
Yeah, well,
technically my day job
520
00:21:14,141 --> 00:21:17,178
is medical sales, but I've
been working my tush off and--
521
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,180
Is there a Wi-Fi password?
522
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:23,551
Uh, yeah. It was in the welcome
pamphlet that I sent over.
523
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,086
Because guests
are really supposed to
524
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:28,189
read the pamphlet
before they check in, so...
525
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,790
-Oh.
-But it's okay.
526
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,860
I have a spare set
of rules right here.
527
00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:34,360
-Oh, perfect.
-Here you go.
528
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,996
Oh, I also threw in
my favorite local spots.
529
00:21:36,163 --> 00:21:38,265
-You girls hot dog fans?
-Dingo's Dogs.
530
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,000
-Yeah.
-Yeah, um, we know it.
531
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,535
We used to come here
when we were little.
532
00:21:41,669 --> 00:21:42,736
Fun. Yeah.
533
00:21:42,903 --> 00:21:44,038
-Sisters?
-Best friends.
534
00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:45,906
I love, uh, best friends.
535
00:21:46,073 --> 00:21:47,407
Any big plans for
best friends night?
536
00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:50,811
Um, I think we'll probably...
537
00:21:50,945 --> 00:21:52,580
hang here, make a cheese plate.
538
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,149
You get plenty
of cheese at home.
539
00:21:55,316 --> 00:21:56,617
Oh...
540
00:21:56,784 --> 00:21:58,052
I thought we could go to a bar.
541
00:21:58,919 --> 00:22:00,453
I mean,
I brought a lot of orange wine
542
00:22:00,621 --> 00:22:03,423
-for us to drink here.
-Oh! That's a no.
543
00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:05,425
What is?
544
00:22:05,593 --> 00:22:07,294
Uh, no alcohol on the premises.
545
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,662
That's ridiculous.
546
00:22:08,796 --> 00:22:10,631
Um, what she means is
547
00:22:10,798 --> 00:22:12,800
we were really just
gonna have a glass or two.
548
00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:14,802
Yeah, no exception to the rules.
549
00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:18,138
Was it just a quick skim
of the welcome email?
550
00:22:18,639 --> 00:22:20,608
Because no shoes
is also a big one.
551
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:23,644
I can't sleep with
the sound of stomping.
552
00:22:24,245 --> 00:22:25,746
I thought this
was a private space.
553
00:22:25,913 --> 00:22:28,215
Yeah, the upstairs
is your private domain.
554
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:32,319
I hang my hat in
the subterranean domicile.
555
00:22:33,821 --> 00:22:34,955
I live in the basement.
556
00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,127
What are you doing?
557
00:22:40,661 --> 00:22:42,096
Pedophile has this address.
558
00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:43,964
Okay, well,
it's a good thing we're adults.
559
00:22:44,131 --> 00:22:45,199
I look young.
560
00:22:47,568 --> 00:22:49,670
See what happens when you stray
from places you know and love?
561
00:22:49,837 --> 00:22:51,504
Your mom got staph
at the Pelican Palace.
562
00:22:51,672 --> 00:22:53,274
The Pelican Palace is fun.
563
00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,075
They keep beers
in the ice machine.
564
00:22:55,242 --> 00:22:56,409
You prefer dirty ice?
565
00:22:56,577 --> 00:22:58,379
Over a literal deathbed? Yeah.
566
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,381
Okay, I put a lot of effort
into planning this trip,
567
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,817
and I would like if we could at
least relax and try to connect,
568
00:23:03,984 --> 00:23:06,754
enjoy ourselves,
appreciate where we are.
569
00:23:07,621 --> 00:23:08,989
-Ow!
-Shh!
570
00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:14,094
Cameras? What the hell?
571
00:23:14,261 --> 00:23:16,429
What? Remember when
I worked at Urban Outfitters?
572
00:23:16,597 --> 00:23:18,431
All right,
those cameras aren't even on.
573
00:23:18,599 --> 00:23:21,135
People just see them
and are less likely to steal.
574
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,405
Do you see any ironic coffee
table books for sale here?
575
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:25,673
Because I don't.
576
00:23:26,173 --> 00:23:27,408
Dougie isn't
warding off shoplifters.
577
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,009
He's watching us
to get his rocks off.
578
00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:30,510
He is not camped out
in front of the monitor
579
00:23:30,678 --> 00:23:32,512
with his hands down his pants.
580
00:23:32,646 --> 00:23:34,014
He's nice.
581
00:23:35,983 --> 00:23:37,918
No. No.
I'm not staying here all night
582
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:40,387
and being one of Dougie's
cheese-eating cam girls, okay?
583
00:23:40,821 --> 00:23:42,156
I'm going to a bar.
584
00:23:42,323 --> 00:23:43,590
-All night at a bar?
-Yeah.
585
00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:45,092
Shh, shh.
586
00:23:45,993 --> 00:23:49,797
Thing is, though, if it's loud,
we won't really be able to talk.
587
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,966
We talk all day.
588
00:23:53,901 --> 00:23:55,468
I know. That's a good point.
589
00:23:57,004 --> 00:23:58,138
Yeah, let's go to a bar.
590
00:24:00,908 --> 00:24:03,711
Man.
This place has really changed.
591
00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:05,346
It used to get packed.
592
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,448
I saw this pottery place
in town,
593
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,016
and they have a morning class
that teaches you
594
00:24:09,183 --> 00:24:10,384
how to make little bowls
for your keys.
595
00:24:10,551 --> 00:24:11,785
I kind of was hoping
we'd sleep in.
596
00:24:11,919 --> 00:24:12,920
Yeah, it's not till 7:00.
597
00:24:14,088 --> 00:24:15,889
Okay. Cheers to this weekend.
598
00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:18,025
-Thank you for planning it.
-Um...
599
00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:21,161
as you know, we've had
so many great memories here
600
00:24:21,328 --> 00:24:24,365
as friends, and we've crossed
so many milestones together.
601
00:24:24,698 --> 00:24:26,367
And I thought it would
be the perfect place
602
00:24:26,532 --> 00:24:28,902
to come to cross one more.
603
00:24:29,069 --> 00:24:31,739
And I think that it's the most
important thing that we do
604
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:35,109
if we are able to flourish
together, like two roses,
605
00:24:35,275 --> 00:24:39,046
two best friends,
I guess, roses, who, um...
606
00:24:39,213 --> 00:24:41,015
-Uh, can I get a beer, please?
-Yeah.
607
00:24:41,181 --> 00:24:42,716
That guy? Real hot.
608
00:24:42,883 --> 00:24:44,318
-Who?
-The helmet guy.
609
00:24:44,752 --> 00:24:46,153
Can I do double whiskey?
610
00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:49,023
Uh, okay. That's not
why we're here. Um, okay.
611
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,258
So I was saying, we have crossed
612
00:24:51,425 --> 00:24:53,160
so many milestones together
here as friends, and--
613
00:24:53,293 --> 00:24:54,461
He looks like Dennis Fuller.
614
00:24:54,628 --> 00:24:56,597
Oh, Dennis Fuller.
Another loser.
615
00:24:56,764 --> 00:24:57,998
Should we go talk to him?
616
00:24:58,432 --> 00:25:00,501
I-- I'm in the middle
of saying something, okay?
617
00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,302
Um...
618
00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:07,741
You gonna pick that up?
619
00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:09,043
I'm gonna call him back.
620
00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:14,715
Uh, I'm gonna be quick.
Don't move.
621
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,456
Sorry, uh,
had to get to a quiet place.
622
00:25:22,623 --> 00:25:23,657
Delaney dragged me to a bar.
623
00:25:23,824 --> 00:25:25,192
You out celebrating?
624
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,528
-Celebrating?
-The proposal.
625
00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:30,998
-Katie?
-Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
626
00:25:31,165 --> 00:25:34,401
It cut out for a sec.
Um, yeah-- yeah, not yet.
627
00:25:34,536 --> 00:25:35,903
You said that you would
tell her by tonight.
628
00:25:36,070 --> 00:25:37,404
No, no, I know. I--
629
00:25:37,571 --> 00:25:39,139
I was-- I was just about to
when you called.
630
00:25:39,306 --> 00:25:41,408
Well, Daria sent over
some invitation samples,
631
00:25:41,575 --> 00:25:43,610
and she said we should
pick one by next week.
632
00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:45,412
Okay, yeah, sounds good.
633
00:25:45,579 --> 00:25:47,614
I'll send you some photos,
and then you can decide,
634
00:25:47,748 --> 00:25:50,417
or I can decide, you can
send me photos right back.
635
00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:52,486
- Uh, whichever.
- Okay.
636
00:25:52,653 --> 00:25:53,854
-I'll text you later.
-I'll text you later.
637
00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:55,155
-Love you. Bye.
-Love you. Bye.
638
00:25:58,025 --> 00:26:00,427
-Checking in?
-Ugh, you gotta to check in.
639
00:26:01,094 --> 00:26:02,628
I'm the social sheriff
for Sigma Nu,
640
00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,297
so I got to plan
this bachelor party
641
00:26:04,464 --> 00:26:06,966
for my almost bro-in-law,
and I always go big.
642
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:10,870
Last month, we had a naughty
nuns and a frisky friars party.
643
00:26:11,037 --> 00:26:13,172
-Friars are like bald priests.
-Tell me, what do you do?
644
00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:15,074
Uh, finance.
645
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:18,244
-Okay, humble.
-Do you follow crypto?
646
00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,746
Because he--
he created Apex Coin.
647
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,082
Uh, GQ did vote on one
of their up-and-coming coins
648
00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,151
of the year this year,
but it's not a big deal.
649
00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:28,054
Oh, my God. Anybody could make
this little itty-bitty coin.
650
00:26:28,221 --> 00:26:29,789
Nobody's-- Oh, I'm so sorry.
651
00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:31,858
-Sorry. Hey.
-Hi. Um, I'm Katie.
652
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:33,926
Hey, Kaylee. Oh, my God.
653
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,863
You look exactly like my twins.
Look at that.
654
00:26:39,132 --> 00:26:41,667
Is Apex Coin funding
any strippers this weekend?
655
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:43,803
I don't pay
for intimate experiences.
656
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:46,540
I do. I wanted one real bad.
657
00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:48,407
I found one online
that's so mean to you.
658
00:26:48,575 --> 00:26:49,642
-They, like--
-Sorry about him.
659
00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:52,546
The legend himself.
It's Charlie.
660
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:54,747
Delaney. Katie.
661
00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,749
Nice to meet you, Katie. Again.
662
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,619
Do you think it was
a bad idea to have
663
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,419
a college junior
plan my bachelor party?
664
00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:02,455
Uh, we're actually
probably gonna head out.
665
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,160
Oh, would you actually mind
opening these for us?
666
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,529
All good. I got it. Oh, no.
667
00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:13,799
P-p-p-party flops! Ha. Yeah.
668
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,868
You didn't-- you didn't
wanna use your party flop?
669
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:18,237
-You.
-Thank you.
670
00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:20,006
One beer and we go?
671
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,643
One beer and we go.
672
00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:25,044
♪ I'd like to go
where the pace of life's slow ♪
673
00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:28,080
♪ Could you beam me
somewhere, Mr. Scott? ♪
674
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:32,518
♪ Your face is all
over this place ♪
675
00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:36,022
♪ I bet you think this
is your way out of this town ♪
676
00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:42,461
-Let's go.
-Yeah, let's fucking go!
677
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,163
I'm gonna fire up some tunes.
678
00:27:48,635 --> 00:27:50,369
That smells fucking awful.
679
00:27:50,537 --> 00:27:51,871
Oh, my God, that smells so bad.
680
00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:53,506
Wait, I didn't smell anything.
681
00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:54,774
I didn't--
What's it smell like?
682
00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:56,742
Oh!
683
00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:58,911
Yo.
684
00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,880
Did anybody see a dog
walk through here?
685
00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:05,318
Bottle opener on
the bottom of a shoe?
686
00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:06,653
Stop smiling.
687
00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,154
Stop.
688
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:09,989
And I don't know what kind
of moron walks through dog shit
689
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,658
and has no idea.
690
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:13,459
He didn't even know how to get
strippers for a bachelor party.
691
00:28:13,627 --> 00:28:14,695
Well, not all guys
like strippers.
692
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,362
-That one I get.
-Yeah, totally.
693
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,030
-John really doesn't.
-Okay.
694
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,298
John actually doesn't.
695
00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:21,267
-Because he has a sister.
-He does?
696
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:23,269
You've hung out with her
like, three times.
697
00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:24,804
Oh, right.
698
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,207
Will you open the door?
699
00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:31,877
-You have the key.
-You have the key.
700
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,681
-No.
-I have the key?
701
00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,949
-You wanted to carry it.
-I have the key.
702
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:39,252
I don't have the key.
703
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,054
Where-- Where'd it go?
704
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,590
It might've fallen out
of my pocket.
705
00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:45,091
-Why can't you carry a purse?
-I'm sorry.
706
00:28:45,258 --> 00:28:46,525
I need to brush my teeth.
707
00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:48,327
We can go back to the bar
and look for them?
708
00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:49,563
No.
709
00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:50,930
You know what we have to do?
710
00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:52,031
No.
711
00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:53,232
Yeah.
712
00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:56,402
-Sorry again, Dougie.
-Oh, that's fine.
713
00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:58,070
-I was only asleep for an hour.
-Okay, good.
714
00:28:58,237 --> 00:28:59,839
-Have you--
-Oh! Sorry.
715
00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:01,642
Just pop those off for me.
716
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,209
-Oh.
-Yeah.
717
00:29:03,376 --> 00:29:04,443
-Sorry.
-It's just the rules.
718
00:29:06,546 --> 00:29:08,582
-Thank you.
-I just forgot.
719
00:29:08,715 --> 00:29:09,782
That's fine.
720
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:11,250
I love those flats.
721
00:29:14,721 --> 00:29:15,788
Oh, sorry.
722
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:20,426
Before you go back
down to the basement,
723
00:29:20,594 --> 00:29:22,395
what's the deal
with the cameras?
724
00:29:22,696 --> 00:29:24,163
Oh, my gosh.
725
00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:25,732
I had to up my security
after a nightmare renter.
726
00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:27,734
You ever heard of a home birth?
727
00:29:30,570 --> 00:29:32,572
But the cameras
don't actually record.
728
00:29:32,739 --> 00:29:33,774
Oh, no.
They're the real deal.
729
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,642
Yeah.
730
00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:37,744
No audio, of course, 'cause you
need a permit for that.
731
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:41,414
And no cameras in the bedrooms
or bathrooms.
732
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:43,617
-This was all in the--
-Uh, in the welcome email.
733
00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:45,318
-Yeah.
-Was it just a quick skim?
734
00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:46,886
'Cause we can pop a squat,
735
00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:48,287
and look things over
if you want.
736
00:29:48,421 --> 00:29:49,388
-Oh.
-No.
737
00:29:49,556 --> 00:29:51,123
We should not pop any squats.
738
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:54,994
We'd like to go to bed,
and we'd like to watch TV alone.
739
00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:56,495
Do you guys know how
to work the Roku?
740
00:29:56,663 --> 00:29:58,164
Yes. Yes.
741
00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,733
Uh, saw that in the binder.
742
00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:02,968
She saw the--
ah, I crack myself up.
743
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,470
Hmm!
744
00:30:04,638 --> 00:30:07,073
I don't have a Roku.
It was a trick question.
745
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:08,575
You fell right into my trap.
746
00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:11,210
I'm really gonna need you
to do a refresher
747
00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:12,579
on the rules after I leave.
748
00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:14,947
Okay?
749
00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:17,183
I'm gonna need a verbal "K"
from both of you.
750
00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,086
Okay.
751
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,322
Hmm?
752
00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:26,158
Okay.
753
00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:29,796
And while I'm at it, why don't
I throw us all in a group text?
754
00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:31,197
Just in case of emergencies.
755
00:30:31,464 --> 00:30:33,633
Katie, I have your digits,
but, um...
756
00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:35,836
Delaney?
757
00:30:42,776 --> 00:30:43,876
Mm.
758
00:30:58,692 --> 00:30:59,793
What time is it?
759
00:31:00,126 --> 00:31:01,127
It's early.
760
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:02,395
Um...
761
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,263
It's really early.
Go back to bed.
762
00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,672
I'm gonna, um...
763
00:31:12,806 --> 00:31:14,173
I'm gonna go get us coffees.
764
00:31:34,795 --> 00:31:36,362
It's a matter
of privacy, I don't know.
765
00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:38,431
And I think it's a little weird
for your friend's wife
766
00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:40,901
to post something
before I, the bride,
767
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,369
have posted anything,
you know? I mean...
768
00:31:43,537 --> 00:31:45,371
But you told Delaney,
right?
769
00:31:45,539 --> 00:31:46,907
Yes. Yes, I...
770
00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:49,041
I told her we were engaged. I--
771
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,210
Okay, I will ask them
to take it down.
772
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,712
- Okay.
- Yeah.
773
00:31:52,879 --> 00:31:54,280
Yeah, I just don't
want it up there. Okay.
774
00:31:54,447 --> 00:31:55,448
I gotta go.
775
00:31:55,615 --> 00:31:57,216
Yeah. All right,
I love you. Bye.
776
00:31:58,951 --> 00:31:59,985
Hey.
777
00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:01,555
Hi.
778
00:32:01,822 --> 00:32:03,389
Hi.
779
00:32:03,557 --> 00:32:04,724
I almost didn't recognize you
without the dog shit
780
00:32:04,858 --> 00:32:06,192
-on your cup.
-Oh.
781
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,360
-That's funny.
-Too soon?
782
00:32:10,697 --> 00:32:12,198
I, um-- Sorry,
I overheard you on the phone.
783
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:13,867
I didn't realize
you were a bride.
784
00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:17,571
Yeah. Yeah.
785
00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:19,205
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
786
00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:22,475
Thank you. It's, um...
It's really recent.
787
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:24,376
Um, and, um...
788
00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,045
I'm really, really excited.
789
00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:27,914
I just need to figure out, um...
790
00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:31,050
I haven't told, uh,
my best friend yet.
791
00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:33,118
Uh, Delaney,
who you met last night.
792
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:36,155
So I just need to, you know,
figure stuff out, so...
793
00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:37,456
What, she doesn't like him?
794
00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:39,525
Uh, you know, I mean, she's--
795
00:32:39,693 --> 00:32:41,561
she's not the most
emotive person, so it can be...
796
00:32:41,695 --> 00:32:43,529
It can be-- It was hard
to tell in the beginning,
797
00:32:43,697 --> 00:32:44,798
but yeah, she likes him.
798
00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:46,833
She does.
Yeah, she does like him.
799
00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:48,167
Yeah. Now say it one more time,
800
00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:49,468
but I want you
to really mean it.
801
00:32:49,603 --> 00:32:51,170
She-- She does like him, so.
802
00:32:52,706 --> 00:32:54,674
Look, a few of my friends
weren't that happy for me
803
00:32:54,841 --> 00:32:56,008
when I got engaged.
804
00:32:56,710 --> 00:32:59,044
I think they're just freaked out
that they think your fiancé's
805
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,412
gonna hijack your life,
806
00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:01,548
and they're never
gonna see you again.
807
00:33:01,715 --> 00:33:03,382
I know, which is crazy. It's--
808
00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:05,484
One of them just straight-up
stopped inviting me places,
809
00:33:05,619 --> 00:33:07,821
because he said I don't know
how to hang anymore.
810
00:33:08,755 --> 00:33:10,222
Not that that's gonna
happen to you, I think--
811
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:11,591
No. No, I know.
812
00:33:11,758 --> 00:33:12,826
Um...
813
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,629
-Yeah.
-Okay. Good luck with...
814
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:17,463
you know.
815
00:33:17,631 --> 00:33:19,031
-Enjoy your coffee.
-Yeah.
816
00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:20,299
-Bye.
-Bye.
817
00:33:27,841 --> 00:33:29,108
-You're up!
-What time is it?
818
00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:31,210
Time to get up. Cold brew?
819
00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:32,478
There you go.
820
00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:35,347
-It's beautiful out, by the way.
-Where's my phone?
821
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:38,317
Our phones are tucked away
safely in the kitchen drawer.
822
00:33:39,753 --> 00:33:41,220
-Why?
-Because,
823
00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:43,924
today is about having fun
without distractions.
824
00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:46,258
We're gonna float around
untethered to technology,
825
00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,028
just like when we were little.
826
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:50,697
-What happened to pottery?
-Oh, we're not going to pottery.
827
00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:53,867
We're gonna be wild.
Crazy. Spontaneous.
828
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:55,869
We are goin' off the grid.
829
00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:58,137
All right? Get up, get up,
get up, get up, get up!
830
00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:00,774
I think it was a left
back there?
831
00:34:00,941 --> 00:34:02,042
I was following you.
832
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,509
-I'm following you.
-Why?
833
00:34:03,677 --> 00:34:06,111
-I'm left-brained.
-No, I'm left-brained.
834
00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:07,948
Which one's the one
that's bad at math?
835
00:34:08,113 --> 00:34:09,114
Because you're that one.
836
00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:10,416
That's very rude.
837
00:34:11,116 --> 00:34:12,586
You know what's rude
is those are my sneakers,
838
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,119
and you're wearing them,
and you didn't ask me.
839
00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,422
- Katie? Oh!
- Gwen!
840
00:34:16,590 --> 00:34:17,958
Oh, my God. Hi.
841
00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:19,960
- And Delaney.
- Hey, Gwen.
842
00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,327
Oh, my God. Wow.
843
00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:23,295
You two, hanging out.
844
00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:25,899
It's like stepping back
into 2008 again.
845
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,668
I love it.
846
00:34:28,802 --> 00:34:29,970
Mm!
847
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,672
-You have a baby.
-Mm-hmm.
848
00:34:32,839 --> 00:34:34,506
- Congratulations.
- Hmm, yeah, Max.
849
00:34:34,674 --> 00:34:36,009
But she's a girl.
850
00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:37,711
Oh, she's amazing.
She's such a great eater.
851
00:34:37,877 --> 00:34:39,779
-She sleeps eight to eight.
-Wow, that's awesome,
852
00:34:39,946 --> 00:34:41,447
um, are you here
for the weekend?
853
00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:43,083
Oh, no. My partner and I,
we live here full-time.
854
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,918
Yeah, we moved away from
the city, which was super scary.
855
00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,586
But, you know, I love it.
856
00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:48,021
Wait, did I see
that you got married?
857
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,056
Uh, no. No.
858
00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:51,691
- That's right. No.
- Oh, you know what?
859
00:34:51,858 --> 00:34:53,258
I'm thinking about the other
Katie in your grade.
860
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:54,828
Yeah, the other Katie,
she had her wedding
861
00:34:54,995 --> 00:34:56,428
featured on Nautical Nuptials.
862
00:34:56,596 --> 00:34:57,564
Amazing.
863
00:34:57,697 --> 00:34:58,798
Wow.
864
00:34:59,398 --> 00:35:00,800
Well, what are you up to today?
865
00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:02,468
Uh, we-- we're probably
just gonna grab some food
866
00:35:02,636 --> 00:35:04,203
at the deli, actually, in town.
867
00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:05,872
Oh, my God.
868
00:35:06,039 --> 00:35:08,240
Their lox is what got me
through my second trimester.
869
00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:10,543
Just the craziest cravings
with this little one.
870
00:35:10,677 --> 00:35:12,344
You know, pistachios, fish,
871
00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,179
cottage cheese,
butt stuff, whatever.
872
00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:15,414
You name it, I had it.
873
00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:16,916
Oh, crazy idea alert,
874
00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:18,985
but we're actually having
a BBQ at mine today.
875
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:20,319
You should come.
876
00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:22,488
-Is it a party?
-It's a BBQ.
877
00:35:22,889 --> 00:35:24,390
Yeah. Come.
878
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:28,360
Mm!
879
00:35:30,997 --> 00:35:34,199
Sorry, we just, we get
a little crazy on the weekends.
880
00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:36,703
Well, I mean, as,
you know, crazy as we can
881
00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:38,437
with a little one.
882
00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:39,906
Oh! Yeah.
883
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,575
Um, so, what is it you do, Theo?
884
00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:44,276
I'm a filmmaker.
885
00:35:45,745 --> 00:35:47,179
Yeah, um, commercials.
886
00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:48,948
Yeah, we-- he just got back
from Tokyo.
887
00:35:49,115 --> 00:35:50,416
Oh, wow.
888
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:51,985
You know, I--
I hear Japan's amazing.
889
00:35:52,152 --> 00:35:53,553
What commercial
were you shooting?
890
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:54,888
Um, it's nothing.
891
00:35:56,156 --> 00:35:57,924
Sweetie, well,
just tell-- tell them.
892
00:35:58,091 --> 00:36:00,325
-No, just-- just a small thing.
-Oh, he's being so modest.
893
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:01,695
He's being modest.
894
00:36:01,861 --> 00:36:03,797
He was shooting
a watch commercial
895
00:36:03,963 --> 00:36:05,865
with Brad Pitt,
and Natalie Portman.
896
00:36:06,032 --> 00:36:07,600
- Oh, wow.
- Gee.
897
00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:09,234
Uh, that's-- that's so cool.
898
00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:11,203
Did you get to meet them,
the celebrities?
899
00:36:12,639 --> 00:36:14,373
Yeah, that's not really
why I do it, though.
900
00:36:14,774 --> 00:36:16,408
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
901
00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:19,411
-No, of course not.
-Yeah.
902
00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:20,547
- Yeah.
- Hmm.
903
00:36:20,714 --> 00:36:21,681
Oh, hello.
904
00:36:21,848 --> 00:36:23,214
-Oh.
-Oh, hi.
905
00:36:23,448 --> 00:36:24,917
Oh, oh no, careful.
She-- she-- she can bite.
906
00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,250
- Oh.
- Oh, she does?
907
00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:29,054
Uh, well, yeah, I guess
she really likes you.
908
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,656
Um...
909
00:36:30,923 --> 00:36:32,457
Actually, I've never seen her
do that with anyone but me.
910
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,826
Hmm?
911
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:35,293
Myrtle, why don't you--
why don't you come here?
912
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:36,795
Come. Come to papa, hey?
913
00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:38,731
Come on. Myrtle!
914
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,298
Hmm! Ah!
915
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,501
I think, um, yeah, I think
it's your turn, Daddy.
916
00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:45,037
You know, I'm pretty sure
I read in the book
917
00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:47,206
that it's better
to let 'em cry it out, right?
918
00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,674
No, that's for, um,
919
00:36:48,841 --> 00:36:50,274
when we're putting her
to sleep, babe.
920
00:36:50,441 --> 00:36:53,045
-Yes, well, and nappies.
-No, no, not just nappies.
921
00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:54,880
Oh! There, she wants--
she wants to come.
922
00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,081
Come on.
Yeah, why don't you?
923
00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:57,616
Ah! Yeah, okay.
924
00:36:57,783 --> 00:36:59,317
Oh! There we go.
925
00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:00,652
Oh! You know what,
we're gonna...
926
00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,121
look after the child as well.
927
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:03,722
Come on.
928
00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:05,523
-Yeah.
-Just excuse me, okay?
929
00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:06,992
- No, that's okay.
- Okay.
930
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,294
I'm very worried
about the dog.
931
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:12,965
I'm sorry, okay?
932
00:37:13,132 --> 00:37:14,566
I felt bad.
933
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,235
I saw them wandering
the neighborhood,
934
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,703
looking longingly
at all these families,
935
00:37:17,870 --> 00:37:19,504
What was I supposed to do?
936
00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:21,372
You know we don't invite
strangers into this house.
937
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,108
First it was the kitten
in the garage,
938
00:37:23,274 --> 00:37:25,911
now it's these spinsters
from your past.
939
00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,313
Baby, we have a child.
940
00:37:29,782 --> 00:37:31,315
We do? Wow!
941
00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:33,451
I just forgot about
the 46 hours of labor,
942
00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,087
and my torn anus.
943
00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:36,789
The chatty one
is hiding something,
944
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:38,523
and I know that you don't care,
945
00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:40,458
but the mute keeps on
fiddling with Myrtle.
946
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:41,693
I want them gone.
947
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,961
I want my life back.
948
00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:49,835
Ladies,
I couldn't find any weed,
949
00:37:50,002 --> 00:37:51,402
but, some ketamine!
950
00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:53,839
Fuck.
951
00:37:57,009 --> 00:37:58,076
Ow!
952
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,214
Oh, it hit my spine.
953
00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:04,716
Ow!
954
00:38:05,651 --> 00:38:06,885
Oh, my God.
955
00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:08,854
Since when is petting
a dog weird?
956
00:38:09,021 --> 00:38:10,454
It's not like
I was only petting tail.
957
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,924
I'm serious!
958
00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:14,458
Okay, well,
I'm not "hiding anything."
959
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,861
They're just frickin' nuts.
960
00:38:16,028 --> 00:38:17,262
Whatever,
that's the most excitement
961
00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:18,964
-they've seen in months, so.
-Yeah?
962
00:38:19,131 --> 00:38:20,398
Her partner just shot
a commercial with Brad Pitt,
963
00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:21,867
but, I hear you.
964
00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:23,334
Yeah, they clearly
hate each other, though.
965
00:38:24,036 --> 00:38:25,503
Hate each other.
Maybe they're a little tired.
966
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,639
Just had a baby.
967
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,675
Or maybe they were in love
and then they had the baby...
968
00:38:30,441 --> 00:38:31,810
and now they hate each other.
969
00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:33,245
- That's real nice.
- I'm-- I'm sorry.
970
00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:34,847
That's the reason
I don't want kids.
971
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,715
All right, I know you want kids.
972
00:38:37,316 --> 00:38:39,117
I-- I mean it.
I don't want kids.
973
00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,420
Okay, you don't mean that.
Don't say that.
974
00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:45,958
Um, I do mean it.
I don't want kids.
975
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:47,926
Delaney, you don't mean that.
Stop.
976
00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:51,362
Can we not
have this conversation?
977
00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:53,397
Because that really put
a damper on my entire day.
978
00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:54,666
Yes, okay, sorry.
979
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,235
Um...
980
00:38:57,202 --> 00:38:58,537
Okay, what do you want to do?
981
00:39:01,573 --> 00:39:02,674
- Follow me.
- Okay.
982
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:10,115
♪ Turn up the stereo ♪
983
00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:16,822
♪ 'Til everything rattles ♪
984
00:39:16,989 --> 00:39:17,923
-Yeah.
-Ooh!
985
00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:19,958
♪ Ooh ♪
986
00:39:20,359 --> 00:39:23,195
♪ Life is a disco ♪
987
00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:25,364
♪ A mambo ♪
988
00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:26,932
I'm gonna get this
with my name on it.
989
00:39:27,165 --> 00:39:29,400
And then she's gonna get
this with her name on it.
990
00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:31,970
♪ Do si do ♪
991
00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:33,372
What's the other 2%?
992
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:34,840
Um, paralegal?
993
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,174
♪ Ooh ♪
994
00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:39,410
♪ Do si do ♪
995
00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:42,948
♪ Open the window ♪
996
00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:46,585
Okay!
997
00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:50,454
♪ Get back in the saddle ♪
998
00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:52,824
♪ Ooh ♪
999
00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:56,795
♪ This ain't no ghetto, Joe ♪
1000
00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:58,496
♪ Joe, Joe, Joe ♪
1001
00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:02,701
♪ You're on the payroll ♪
1002
00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:03,802
Hi.
1003
00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:05,070
♪ Do si do ♪
1004
00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:06,738
-Oh!
-Ooh!
1005
00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:08,106
♪ Ooh ♪
1006
00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,708
Yeah! Woo!
1007
00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,442
Oh my God!
1008
00:40:12,945 --> 00:40:14,880
Oh, God. We've gotta get away.
1009
00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:17,382
Ohh!
1010
00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:18,984
Oh my God, they're very nimble.
1011
00:40:21,987 --> 00:40:25,290
♪ Let the grown man cry ♪
1012
00:40:26,358 --> 00:40:31,797
♪ Powerful minds ♪
1013
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:35,367
♪ Oh, my ♪
1014
00:40:37,703 --> 00:40:38,870
- Really?
- Yes,
1015
00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:40,238
he cuts his toenails
in the car.
1016
00:40:40,405 --> 00:40:41,606
- That's a good thing.
- No.
1017
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:44,508
Shots!
Keep it going, all-nighter.
1018
00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:46,278
Oh, hi Kyle.
1019
00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:48,213
You sure you're allowed
back in here?
1020
00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:53,151
Dude, I'm so embarrassed.
1021
00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,454
How can we make this up to you?
1022
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:57,856
Um, I guess one of you
could eat some dog shit.
1023
00:40:58,023 --> 00:40:59,490
Shit, I'll do it.
1024
00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,927
No, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
1025
00:41:02,094 --> 00:41:04,596
I am so sorry that we keep
subjecting you to this.
1026
00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:09,334
Let's just do a round of
Fireball shots for everyone.
1027
00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:12,070
You like Fireball?
1028
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:15,073
I love Fireball.
1029
00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:17,743
Let's fucking go.
1030
00:41:21,113 --> 00:41:22,314
What is with Phil?
1031
00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,049
What's up Katie?
1032
00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:26,151
Oh my God, dude.
1033
00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:27,786
I gotta go to the bathroom.
1034
00:41:27,953 --> 00:41:29,520
Well, we've been having
so much fun,
1035
00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,857
it's been hard to find
the right time to tell her.
1036
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,292
Right. But more importantly,
1037
00:41:34,459 --> 00:41:35,994
as soon as you tell her,
it's going to be weird.
1038
00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:38,563
Uh, yeah, that too.
1039
00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:41,400
All right, then don't think
about it and just have fun.
1040
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,535
I can't not think about it.
1041
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:47,005
-She is going to find out.
-Mm-hmm.
1042
00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:51,710
-Oh my God, you're so stressed.
-I know. I know.
1043
00:41:51,877 --> 00:41:54,413
I can feel your heart beating
in your chest.
1044
00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:56,148
I know. I know.
1045
00:41:56,314 --> 00:41:58,884
Well, my fiancé wants
to try for kids
1046
00:41:59,051 --> 00:42:00,786
-as soon as we get married.
-Oh!
1047
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:02,854
So this will be the last time
I see my friends
1048
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,090
for the next 18 years.
1049
00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:08,593
That's so sad.
1050
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,095
-I know.
-Don't say that.
1051
00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:12,330
I agree. The fact is
that we're getting older
1052
00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:14,366
and we're not going to have
a lot more weekends like this.
1053
00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:16,868
We're not 80 years old.
This is not your last hurrah.
1054
00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:18,737
Do you know
what a bachelor party is?
1055
00:42:18,904 --> 00:42:20,572
By definition,
it is a last hurrah.
1056
00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:22,307
I think you're being dramatic.
1057
00:42:22,441 --> 00:42:23,775
I don't think so.
1058
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:28,013
Maybe we get another drink?
1059
00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:29,748
-Yes.
-Is that an awful idea?
1060
00:42:29,915 --> 00:42:31,650
-No, it's a good idea.
-Okay, twist your arm?
1061
00:42:31,817 --> 00:42:33,285
Yeah, twist my arm.
1062
00:42:33,452 --> 00:42:35,420
I don't really do
the whole American idealization
1063
00:42:35,620 --> 00:42:36,955
of excess supersize a thing.
1064
00:42:37,122 --> 00:42:38,657
Well, except when
it comes to real estate
1065
00:42:38,824 --> 00:42:40,625
because tiny homes scare me.
1066
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:43,462
Oh!
1067
00:42:43,628 --> 00:42:45,597
It's Jane. Hold those.
1068
00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:47,399
Thank you.
1069
00:42:49,701 --> 00:42:50,802
What's his deal?
1070
00:42:51,136 --> 00:42:52,404
Oh, he's a good dude.
1071
00:42:52,572 --> 00:42:54,506
And he's like low-key rich now,
too.
1072
00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:56,508
But he only dates models.
Sorry.
1073
00:42:57,042 --> 00:43:00,546
Hey, um, are you single?
1074
00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:01,880
Yeah, I'm single.
1075
00:43:02,781 --> 00:43:05,050
Same. I mean,
me and my boys have like
1076
00:43:05,217 --> 00:43:07,319
a strict no dating policy
for junior year.
1077
00:43:07,486 --> 00:43:09,988
I love that.
I wish my friends got that.
1078
00:43:11,857 --> 00:43:13,758
Can you put in a good word
with Tommy?
1079
00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:15,460
Like to date?
1080
00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:17,597
-No.
-Oh, like to smash?
1081
00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:19,131
Yeah, like to smash.
1082
00:43:20,031 --> 00:43:21,533
Yeah, I'll ask him.
1083
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:23,068
Less of an ask and more
of a temperature check.
1084
00:43:23,235 --> 00:43:25,337
Just check it out for me.
1085
00:43:25,504 --> 00:43:27,405
It's my mission to get
you kissing.
1086
00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:30,576
Phil, Tommy.
1087
00:43:30,742 --> 00:43:32,377
Family Fireball shots.
1088
00:43:33,145 --> 00:43:34,513
Oh, fuck.
1089
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,415
Cheers.
1090
00:43:37,550 --> 00:43:39,117
♪ Down in
the Caribbean sunshine ♪
1091
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:41,621
♪ In my younger days,
I was so bad ♪
1092
00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:44,756
♪ Laughin' about
all the fun we had ♪
1093
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:46,658
♪ I've seen enough
to feel the world spin ♪
1094
00:43:46,858 --> 00:43:49,494
♪ Mixin' different oceans,
meetin' cousins ♪
1095
00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:51,463
♪ Listen to the drummers
and the night sounds ♪
1096
00:43:51,663 --> 00:43:54,332
♪ Listen to the singers
make the world go-- ♪
1097
00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:56,468
Oh, fuck.
I forgot to vote.
1098
00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:58,703
Guys, there's nothing open.
1099
00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,205
We really don't need
to force the night.
1100
00:44:00,372 --> 00:44:01,840
No, no, no.
1101
00:44:02,007 --> 00:44:04,509
-We said all-nighter.
-We did.
1102
00:44:04,676 --> 00:44:07,445
I feel like Tommy and Delaney
still need to clap cheeks.
1103
00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:09,447
-What are you talking about?
-Nothing.
1104
00:44:09,615 --> 00:44:11,283
He's drunk. Ignore him.
1105
00:44:11,449 --> 00:44:13,285
Well, we would invite you back
to the Pelican Palace Bar.
1106
00:44:13,451 --> 00:44:15,854
But it is, I've been told,
1107
00:44:16,021 --> 00:44:18,790
an out-of-order vending machine
in the parking lot.
1108
00:44:18,957 --> 00:44:20,158
-Mm.
-So...
1109
00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:22,093
-That's correct.
-They can't host.
1110
00:44:24,429 --> 00:44:25,864
You guys,
should we just call it?
1111
00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:27,532
-Yes.
-No, no.
1112
00:44:27,699 --> 00:44:28,900
Let's go to ours.
1113
00:44:30,536 --> 00:44:31,671
What about Dougie?
1114
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,271
I don't know.
1115
00:44:34,206 --> 00:44:35,608
We'll be quiet.
1116
00:44:37,909 --> 00:44:39,511
Sorry.
1117
00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:41,446
This is the only room
in the house without cameras.
1118
00:44:41,614 --> 00:44:43,315
-I have cash.
-Yeah, I think, uh,
1119
00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:45,150
I think I should probably
take Phil home.
1120
00:44:45,283 --> 00:44:46,284
No.
1121
00:44:46,418 --> 00:44:47,653
No.
1122
00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,287
You should stay here.
1123
00:44:49,454 --> 00:44:50,989
Charlie and Katie,
they'll be back any second.
1124
00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:52,157
Chill.
I'm friends with Danny.
1125
00:44:52,324 --> 00:44:54,859
Or we could play a game.
1126
00:44:54,993 --> 00:44:57,462
You guys ever heard of Twister?
1127
00:44:57,630 --> 00:44:58,797
Oh, man.
1128
00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:01,866
The Beta Thighs
brought it to, uh,
1129
00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:03,536
the hockey house last spring.
1130
00:45:03,703 --> 00:45:06,404
No, uh, seriously, I told Phil's
wife I'd watch him.
1131
00:45:06,572 --> 00:45:08,173
I think it's time for us to go.
1132
00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:09,575
- Phil.
- I'm good. Chill.
1133
00:45:09,741 --> 00:45:11,276
Come on.
Go back to the hotel.
1134
00:45:11,443 --> 00:45:12,944
I think we should get
Phil coffee.
1135
00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:14,714
-Phil, do you want a coffee?
-Don't fucking touch me.
1136
00:45:15,581 --> 00:45:17,482
All right, yeah,
let's get Phil coffee.
1137
00:45:18,450 --> 00:45:19,985
Is that okay?
1138
00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:21,953
Yeah, go get me fucking coffee
and get out of here.
1139
00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:23,288
Great, let's get Phil coffee.
1140
00:45:23,455 --> 00:45:24,956
Bye.
1141
00:45:25,123 --> 00:45:26,524
This guy fucking thinks
he knows what it's like
1142
00:45:26,692 --> 00:45:28,526
to fucking live in
a house with three women.
1143
00:45:28,694 --> 00:45:30,061
No offense.
You're awesome.
1144
00:45:30,829 --> 00:45:32,864
Ooh, a smooth banana IPA.
1145
00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:34,532
That could be your--
1146
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:35,967
that could be your
wedding drink.
1147
00:45:36,134 --> 00:45:37,802
Like your bride
signature cocktail.
1148
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:39,971
I'm not doing any of that stuff.
1149
00:45:40,472 --> 00:45:43,241
Right, because you're,
like, cool bride.
1150
00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:45,443
Yes, yes, that's right.
1151
00:45:45,611 --> 00:45:47,345
What's your
signature cocktail?
1152
00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:49,881
Well, I'm a cool groom,
so I can't do that.
1153
00:45:50,048 --> 00:45:53,753
Oh. You might actually be
too cool of a groom
1154
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,521
if it takes you
seven years to propose.
1155
00:45:57,122 --> 00:45:59,759
Look, love happens
in its own time.
1156
00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:01,159
-Oh, right.
-It's a--
1157
00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:02,762
I don't make the timetable.
1158
00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:04,429
-Love makes the timetable.
-And that's what you told her?
1159
00:46:04,597 --> 00:46:05,665
-Yeah.
-Yes, that's what I told her.
1160
00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:07,332
And how much time
did that buy you?
1161
00:46:07,499 --> 00:46:08,668
Seven years.
1162
00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:11,870
Ah, ah, ah. I see.
1163
00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:14,205
What made you wait so long?
1164
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:16,408
I just wasn't sure.
1165
00:46:17,409 --> 00:46:18,544
About your fiancé?
1166
00:46:18,711 --> 00:46:20,412
About any of it. I just...
1167
00:46:20,579 --> 00:46:22,080
I just didn't know
if that's what I wanted.
1168
00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:24,082
You know, I just think
it's this thing that
1169
00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:26,151
we all think we're supposed
to do because everybody else
1170
00:46:26,318 --> 00:46:28,153
does it, but we never stop
and ask ourselves
1171
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,954
if it's what we actually want.
1172
00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:33,191
And then I realized
that I did want it,
1173
00:46:33,358 --> 00:46:36,928
and I do want kids,
and that eventually
1174
00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:39,531
I just had to get out of my own
way and find somebody
1175
00:46:39,699 --> 00:46:42,668
that I liked and use good
judgment and be smart
1176
00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:47,204
and just, you know,
pick them and be happy.
1177
00:46:47,871 --> 00:46:49,506
So romantic.
1178
00:46:49,674 --> 00:46:51,842
I don't care if
you don't think it's romantic.
1179
00:46:52,009 --> 00:46:55,714
It's honest, and honesty is
what sustains a marriage.
1180
00:46:55,879 --> 00:46:57,147
It's not romance.
1181
00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:59,784
I mean,
you actually don't think
1182
00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:01,820
that there's one person
for everyone?
1183
00:47:03,387 --> 00:47:05,255
I'm sorry.
You can't be serious.
1184
00:47:05,824 --> 00:47:07,491
- What?
- One person for everyone?
1185
00:47:07,659 --> 00:47:09,293
No, of course not.
I think there are millions
1186
00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:11,362
of people that
we can connect with.
1187
00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:13,063
It's just a matter of
when you meet them.
1188
00:47:13,897 --> 00:47:15,999
We're not marrying these
people because of timing.
1189
00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:18,837
Don't say we're marrying them
1190
00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:21,171
because of soulmates cause I'll
leave you here with those beers.
1191
00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:27,511
We are marrying them
because we love them.
1192
00:47:29,046 --> 00:47:30,214
Yes.
1193
00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:32,784
I mean, right?
1194
00:47:34,051 --> 00:47:35,152
I said yes.
1195
00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:37,521
I-- You're not selling me.
1196
00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:39,089
-Do you know?
-That's not my job.
1197
00:47:39,256 --> 00:47:40,524
Oh!
1198
00:47:40,692 --> 00:47:42,960
This coffee expired
six years ago.
1199
00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:44,461
Coffee doesn't expire.
1200
00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:46,196
I got cash money, baby girl.
1201
00:47:46,363 --> 00:47:47,866
Remember that stuff
from the 90s?
1202
00:47:47,998 --> 00:47:49,534
Don't worry about Phil. We'll
get it from tap water, okay?
1203
00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:50,735
Or like Windex or something.
1204
00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:52,136
Would you like to share
a glass of wine?
1205
00:47:52,269 --> 00:47:53,571
What?
1206
00:47:53,738 --> 00:47:56,674
Someone found a speaker.
1207
00:47:56,841 --> 00:47:58,576
-Connect.
-No, I have to conserve
1208
00:47:58,743 --> 00:48:00,277
my battery for the Uber
so we can leave.
1209
00:48:00,411 --> 00:48:01,613
You remember leaving?
1210
00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:03,414
You can use my phone
for the music.
1211
00:48:03,914 --> 00:48:06,150
No offense, but you probably
don't have my kind of music
1212
00:48:06,316 --> 00:48:07,418
on your phone, so...
1213
00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:08,887
What kind of music do you like?
1214
00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:11,589
House. But a very
specific kind of house.
1215
00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:13,792
-I like specific house.
-My God.
1216
00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:15,627
Just listen to your music, okay?
1217
00:48:15,794 --> 00:48:17,261
-Put it on your phone.
-I'm fine.
1218
00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:19,163
Put it on your phone.
I'm fine.
1219
00:48:19,296 --> 00:48:20,665
Oh, Tommy.
1220
00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:24,201
I'm coming, Tommy.
1221
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,241
I'm gonna make two glasses
of wine still
1222
00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:34,211
if anyone wants to stay
and-- and drink it with me.
1223
00:49:01,573 --> 00:49:03,575
Delaney, can you fire up
some pizzas, hon?
1224
00:49:05,008 --> 00:49:06,176
For the guys, at least.
1225
00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:08,880
I mean,
I'm happy to host this.
1226
00:49:09,046 --> 00:49:10,314
Yeah, you don't seem
anxious about it at all.
1227
00:49:10,481 --> 00:49:11,916
What! I'm a little worried.
1228
00:49:12,082 --> 00:49:13,818
If I get a bad review,
that is on you.
1229
00:49:13,984 --> 00:49:15,385
What is with you in this review?
1230
00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:17,387
Are you in some sort of
legal bind?
1231
00:49:17,521 --> 00:49:19,289
No. No, but...
1232
00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:21,992
I will write you a comment if
they give you a shitty review.
1233
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:23,695
Oh. Oh. Thank you.
1234
00:49:23,862 --> 00:49:28,265
You know, we can just go back
to my hotel if you want.
1235
00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:30,133
I mean, just say the word.
1236
00:49:32,035 --> 00:49:33,437
Charlie, I can't.
1237
00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:35,773
I'm engaged.
1238
00:49:35,940 --> 00:49:37,207
You know, I...
1239
00:49:37,909 --> 00:49:39,276
Trust me.
1240
00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:43,380
I feel it, too,
but there's not...
1241
00:49:43,548 --> 00:49:45,550
No-- I'm sorry.
I meant, like...
1242
00:49:46,416 --> 00:49:48,586
I meant all of us
would go back to my hotel.
1243
00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:51,522
Like, instead of
you hosting here
1244
00:49:51,689 --> 00:49:52,957
just because you seemed
anxious about it?
1245
00:49:53,123 --> 00:49:56,193
Yeah, no, I'm...
I'm so sorry.
1246
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,162
Just because we'd been flirting,
so I thought that you were...
1247
00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:00,965
I wasn't suggesting
that you and I would go back
1248
00:50:01,131 --> 00:50:02,534
alone to my hotel.
1249
00:50:03,735 --> 00:50:06,236
I hope I wasn't giving off
that impression.
1250
00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:08,606
I mean, did you think
the friendly banter meant
1251
00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:10,909
that I was going to, like,
cheat on my fiancé?
1252
00:50:11,041 --> 00:50:12,075
No.
1253
00:50:12,409 --> 00:50:13,510
No.
1254
00:50:20,117 --> 00:50:21,318
-I got it.
-Okay.
1255
00:50:21,485 --> 00:50:23,253
That's a fatty, dude.
1256
00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:28,325
Delaney, what the fuck
are you doing?
1257
00:50:28,492 --> 00:50:29,928
You said
we'd stay in the bedroom!
1258
00:50:30,093 --> 00:50:32,095
- Delaney!
- Phil, buddy,
1259
00:50:32,262 --> 00:50:34,064
-time to go.
-Finally. Yeah, let's go.
1260
00:50:34,231 --> 00:50:35,399
No. Stay.
1261
00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:36,634
You can go to my room.
1262
00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:38,201
-I'll make it fun.
-No.
1263
00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,504
-No thanks.
-Is it because I'm not a model?
1264
00:50:40,672 --> 00:50:42,907
No, because I don't share
a genuine connection with you,
1265
00:50:43,073 --> 00:50:44,508
and it feels weird
to lead you on.
1266
00:50:44,676 --> 00:50:46,243
Oh, fuck you.
1267
00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:47,946
You know, I came here
to celebrate an important time
1268
00:50:48,111 --> 00:50:49,614
in Charlie's life.
1269
00:50:49,781 --> 00:50:51,415
I tried to politely keep
my distance so I could spend
1270
00:50:51,583 --> 00:50:53,517
time with my friends,
who I never see,
1271
00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:56,286
but you inserted yourself into
our plans and put us all
1272
00:50:56,453 --> 00:51:00,157
in a very weird situation so
honestly, fuck you, Delaney.
1273
00:51:00,290 --> 00:51:01,525
No.
1274
00:51:01,693 --> 00:51:03,293
No. No, no, no.
1275
00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:05,128
Fuck you, Tommy.
1276
00:51:05,295 --> 00:51:06,864
Fuck you.
1277
00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:09,968
Because that, that's the
dopest girl that I've ever met.
1278
00:51:10,702 --> 00:51:12,202
And you may not get her,
1279
00:51:13,705 --> 00:51:14,872
but I do.
1280
00:51:22,379 --> 00:51:23,881
I think I love you.
1281
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,955
Wh-- What?
1282
00:51:31,121 --> 00:51:32,489
What are you talking about?
1283
00:51:35,093 --> 00:51:37,829
What? No, no, no, no, no.
What is going on here?
1284
00:51:37,996 --> 00:51:39,463
Who are these people?
1285
00:51:39,631 --> 00:51:40,832
Mom's house?
1286
00:51:40,999 --> 00:51:42,199
Can you not?
On the art?
1287
00:51:42,366 --> 00:51:43,500
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
1288
00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:44,969
They are about to leave.
1289
00:51:45,135 --> 00:51:47,170
Additional guests?
Shoes inside?
1290
00:51:47,337 --> 00:51:48,840
Alcohol?
1291
00:51:49,741 --> 00:51:51,042
You agreed to the rules.
1292
00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:52,376
I know. I know. I'm sorry.
1293
00:51:52,543 --> 00:51:53,878
There were a lot of rules.
1294
00:51:54,045 --> 00:51:56,047
And honestly,
no alcohol is crazy, so...
1295
00:51:56,213 --> 00:51:58,215
Yeah, because I don't
want to relapse again.
1296
00:51:58,382 --> 00:51:59,717
I'm two years sober.
1297
00:51:59,884 --> 00:52:00,952
What is wrong with you people?
1298
00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:02,587
This is my house.
1299
00:52:02,754 --> 00:52:04,956
It kills me that
I have to rent this out.
1300
00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:07,257
But with my mom's leftover
medical bills,
1301
00:52:07,424 --> 00:52:09,326
I don't really have--
1302
00:52:12,897 --> 00:52:14,098
Really?
1303
00:52:14,666 --> 00:52:16,668
I'm not going to not do
the coke.
1304
00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:19,103
Hi.
1305
00:52:19,871 --> 00:52:22,607
-Hi.
-We're here for Big Dick Phil.
1306
00:52:22,774 --> 00:52:25,475
-What?
-Oh my God. I'm him.
1307
00:52:26,077 --> 00:52:28,046
Phil, please tell me
that you didn't hire...
1308
00:52:28,211 --> 00:52:29,947
- Delaney said I could.
- I said he could.
1309
00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:31,314
Because guess what?
1310
00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:32,917
All guys like strippers, Katie.
1311
00:52:33,051 --> 00:52:34,719
Even your lover, Charlie.
1312
00:52:34,886 --> 00:52:36,486
Okay, well,
he's not my lover.
1313
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:39,023
I mean, you have been
eye-fucking her all week, dude.
1314
00:52:39,189 --> 00:52:41,025
-See?
-Whoa.
1315
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:42,994
What about my sister?
1316
00:52:43,127 --> 00:52:44,194
It's not chill.
1317
00:52:44,361 --> 00:52:45,328
What are you talking about?
1318
00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:46,731
She's engaged.
1319
00:52:49,033 --> 00:52:50,500
You knew?
1320
00:52:52,070 --> 00:52:54,005
Charlie knew.
1321
00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:55,606
Hey, we're drunk, okay?
1322
00:52:55,773 --> 00:52:57,441
Let's not talk about
this right now.
1323
00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,409
You don't want to talk about
how you hid your engagement
1324
00:52:59,577 --> 00:53:00,712
from me for an entire weekend?
1325
00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:02,412
Can you stop?
1326
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:04,882
How you put our phones
in our kitchen drawer?
1327
00:53:05,016 --> 00:53:06,516
-Stop.
-You're a psycho.
1328
00:53:06,651 --> 00:53:08,186
And you're a fucking bitch!
1329
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,520
Okay, this is just sad.
1330
00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:12,456
-I can't dance here.
-Same.
1331
00:53:12,623 --> 00:53:14,859
Friendship stuff is
super triggering.
1332
00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:16,359
Yeah.
1333
00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:25,837
Okay. I got another girl,
1334
00:53:26,003 --> 00:53:27,905
but it'll take her 45
minutes to get here.
1335
00:53:28,072 --> 00:53:29,607
Get out!
1336
00:53:29,741 --> 00:53:30,875
You get out.
1337
00:53:32,844 --> 00:53:35,913
You're a pervert.
You filmed us.
1338
00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:38,149
Pervert.
1339
00:53:38,315 --> 00:53:41,052
Pervert. Pervert.
1340
00:53:41,219 --> 00:53:45,422
Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
1341
00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:47,424
You're creepy!
1342
00:53:47,592 --> 00:53:50,327
You don't treat guests this way!
1343
00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:55,365
-Everywhere is closed, Delaney.
-I'm not talking to you.
1344
00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:57,869
-Okay, but nowhere's open.
-You don't know everything.
1345
00:54:00,872 --> 00:54:03,074
Ugh.
1346
00:54:03,207 --> 00:54:04,609
If you'd like to make a call...
1347
00:54:04,776 --> 00:54:05,777
-Oh, hello.
-...please hang up and
1348
00:54:05,943 --> 00:54:07,044
try again.
1349
00:54:07,779 --> 00:54:09,981
I'll have one pizza.
1350
00:54:10,114 --> 00:54:11,448
For one person.
1351
00:54:13,151 --> 00:54:14,552
I know.
1352
00:54:16,754 --> 00:54:18,790
She said it's going
to be five minutes, so.
1353
00:54:18,956 --> 00:54:20,691
You didn't want to
know what type of pizza?
1354
00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:23,360
I always get pepperoni
and they always know, so.
1355
00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:25,462
Yeah, I didn't hear
a credit card number.
1356
00:54:26,296 --> 00:54:28,666
-I'm paying cash or cheque.
-Mhm.
1357
00:54:54,324 --> 00:54:56,828
Tommy took
my charger into his room and...
1358
00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:00,131
I know, but...
1359
00:55:01,065 --> 00:55:02,700
All right, well,
Kyle's also not exactly
1360
00:55:02,867 --> 00:55:04,669
the most reliable narrator.
1361
00:55:07,504 --> 00:55:08,639
I can't.
1362
00:55:09,273 --> 00:55:11,275
Look, I'm gonna be
home in a few hours.
1363
00:55:14,511 --> 00:55:15,646
No, I'm here.
1364
00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:20,483
Yes-- No, my service is fine.
1365
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:22,019
I'm gonna-- I'll be
home in a few hours
1366
00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:23,754
and then we can talk, okay?
1367
00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:35,099
-Ready.
-Great.
1368
00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:39,036
Four hours and 37
minutes to destination.
1369
00:56:34,859 --> 00:56:36,493
Can we please
talk about last night?
1370
00:56:37,962 --> 00:56:39,063
About what?
1371
00:56:40,231 --> 00:56:41,332
Uh, all of it.
1372
00:56:42,033 --> 00:56:43,167
I mean...
1373
00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:46,537
do you remember any of it?
1374
00:56:46,704 --> 00:56:49,707
I-- I know you can block out big
chunks when you drink like that.
1375
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:56,714
I remember that you lied
to me about getting engaged.
1376
00:56:56,881 --> 00:56:57,982
I remember that.
1377
00:56:58,149 --> 00:56:59,750
I tried to tell you.
1378
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:01,953
That first night.
I had this whole thing planned.
1379
00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:03,955
It's the-- the whole
reason we did the trip.
1380
00:57:05,323 --> 00:57:08,325
You lied to me all weekend.
1381
00:57:08,490 --> 00:57:11,127
No, I-- I tried to
tell you all weekend.
1382
00:57:11,761 --> 00:57:13,229
Another lie. That's great.
1383
00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:15,231
Why do you always lie?
1384
00:57:15,398 --> 00:57:17,067
Honestly,
you lie to me all the time.
1385
00:57:17,233 --> 00:57:20,203
I'm not a liar. It's just really
hard to be honest with you.
1386
00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:21,938
I mean, you hate everything.
1387
00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:23,573
You hate everyone.
1388
00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:25,909
-I don't hate everyone.
-Admit you hate John.
1389
00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:28,912
Admit it.
You've never liked him.
1390
00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:30,113
You roll
your eyes when he talks.
1391
00:57:30,313 --> 00:57:31,348
You don't laugh at his jokes.
1392
00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:32,582
I don't know why,
he's so sweet,
1393
00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:34,050
but you have always hated him.
1394
00:57:34,217 --> 00:57:36,119
-I hate how boring he makes you.
-Boring?
1395
00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:38,588
Why? Because I don't want
to babysit your fucking benders.
1396
00:57:38,755 --> 00:57:41,124
At least I'm not
stuck in some sad routine.
1397
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:42,792
I'm not sad, I'm happy.
1398
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,828
You look happy.
1399
00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:47,163
Why don't you call it?
1400
00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:49,399
I'm serious,
why don't you leave the city?
1401
00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:52,369
Go drown your personality
in white wine with Gwen.
1402
00:57:52,535 --> 00:57:54,004
That sounds better
than staying here
1403
00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:56,239
and wasting it with you
one weekend at a time.
1404
00:57:58,074 --> 00:57:59,943
Why don't you try
caring about something?
1405
00:58:01,711 --> 00:58:04,547
Why don't you try
making a fucking effort?
1406
00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:08,051
Why don't you grow up?
1407
00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:09,919
-I am grown up.
-You still do cocaine!
1408
00:58:10,086 --> 00:58:11,554
Doing cocaine is fun, Katie.
1409
00:58:11,788 --> 00:58:14,691
Okay, yeah, well,
maybe we're too different now.
1410
00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:19,562
Yeah. Maybe we are.
1411
00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:23,500
]
1412
00:58:25,702 --> 00:58:26,770
Get out.
1413
00:58:33,676 --> 00:58:35,045
Hey, there she is.
1414
00:58:35,211 --> 00:58:36,746
How you doing?
You feeling okay?
1415
00:58:36,913 --> 00:58:38,948
-Yeah, just going to shower.
-Okay.
1416
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:47,757
♪ Day you ride away from me ♪
1417
00:58:49,993 --> 00:58:54,197
♪ Taking light and
leaving grief ♪
1418
00:58:56,066 --> 00:59:01,771
♪ I keep the hurt
I'd rather feel ♪
1419
00:59:01,905 --> 00:59:06,910
♪ And watch the shadow
from my knees ♪
1420
00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:14,417
There are two pigs, okay,
1421
00:59:14,584 --> 00:59:16,152
and they're
in the same.
1422
00:59:16,319 --> 00:59:19,155
The wife pig turns over
to the husband pig and she says,
1423
00:59:19,322 --> 00:59:21,591
"Have you seen
Farmer Joe's pants lately?"
1424
00:59:28,731 --> 00:59:30,366
Why would you cancel?
1425
00:59:30,534 --> 00:59:32,702
The husband goes,
"Oh, that's so funny,
1426
00:59:32,869 --> 00:59:34,604
I thought he said pork chop."
1427
00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:41,811
♪ Remind me of
that place we know ♪
1428
00:59:44,614 --> 00:59:47,250
Thank you so much,
I really enjoyed this time...
1429
00:59:54,592 --> 00:59:56,526
Oops, did a thing.
1430
00:59:56,659 --> 01:00:00,730
Officially secured
SeriesBeeFundee for my startup.
1431
01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:03,700
Who do you think posted that?
1432
01:00:03,867 --> 01:00:05,536
Wh-- Uh, oh. Oh.
1433
01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:07,103
Oh, um...
1434
01:00:08,606 --> 01:00:09,706
Elon Musk.
1435
01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,610
Uh, no, no,
it's someone we know.
1436
01:00:12,775 --> 01:00:15,278
Oh, oh, uh, um...
1437
01:00:17,380 --> 01:00:19,449
I give up.
1438
01:00:19,617 --> 01:00:23,286
Okay, um, no, it was
Diane's date from New Year's.
1439
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,422
No, I don't-- I don't,
I don't even think I met her.
1440
01:00:26,590 --> 01:00:28,525
Oh, is she friends with Delaney?
1441
01:00:28,691 --> 01:00:32,862
Speaking of which, is Delaney
coming to dinner this weekend?
1442
01:00:32,996 --> 01:00:34,230
I don't think so.
1443
01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:36,399
Why?
1444
01:00:36,567 --> 01:00:37,700
Well, we're gonna fight.
1445
01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:40,703
-The two of you are fighting?
-Yeah.
1446
01:00:40,870 --> 01:00:42,672
That's maybe never happened
1447
01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:44,073
-in the history of the world.
-Yeah.
1448
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,009
-What happened?
-Um, it's very dumb.
1449
01:00:46,176 --> 01:00:48,646
-It was about the engagement.
-Oh.
1450
01:00:49,212 --> 01:00:52,315
I... so I-- I never
actually told her.
1451
01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:55,885
She found out on my phone
and went ballistic and...
1452
01:00:56,052 --> 01:00:57,787
Wait, wait, wait,
what do you mean you didn't--
1453
01:00:57,954 --> 01:00:59,489
-you didn't tell her that--
-I mean, remember I tried and
1454
01:00:59,657 --> 01:01:01,090
you called,
so I couldn't really.
1455
01:01:01,257 --> 01:01:02,992
And then I tried later
that night and it got
1456
01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:05,495
-extremely weird and then--
-No. No, no, no. Don't--
1457
01:01:05,663 --> 01:01:06,963
Don't do that.
1458
01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:09,532
I let you wait until
the perfect moment
1459
01:01:09,699 --> 01:01:11,901
to tell her how
you wanted to tell her.
1460
01:01:12,068 --> 01:01:13,537
And you said
you would do that on the trip.
1461
01:01:13,703 --> 01:01:15,338
You told me you would
handle that on the trip
1462
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:17,106
so we could start
planning our wedding.
1463
01:01:17,273 --> 01:01:19,242
I mean, you're a little obsessed
with planning the wedding.
1464
01:01:19,409 --> 01:01:21,545
Well, yeah,
I want to celebrate our marriage
1465
01:01:21,711 --> 01:01:23,413
with our family and our friends.
1466
01:01:23,547 --> 01:01:25,281
No offense, I--
I don't think you really get it.
1467
01:01:25,448 --> 01:01:27,383
You know, I don't think
you get me and Delaney exactly.
1468
01:01:27,551 --> 01:01:28,885
-I don't think you could.
-See, how do you--
1469
01:01:29,052 --> 01:01:30,588
how do you say that?
1470
01:01:30,753 --> 01:01:32,322
I've been nothing
but accommodating
1471
01:01:32,488 --> 01:01:33,890
to you and your friend.
1472
01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:35,858
She has a drawer in our dresser.
1473
01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:37,961
-You said that was fun.
-It-- It was!
1474
01:01:38,662 --> 01:01:39,762
It is.
1475
01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:43,499
But I just want to know
when you're going to choose us.
1476
01:01:43,667 --> 01:01:47,003
Right? When you will stop
bending our lives together
1477
01:01:47,170 --> 01:01:49,339
-for Delaney.
-It's not just Delaney.
1478
01:01:50,807 --> 01:01:52,408
-Hold on. No, what do you--
-No, no, no, no, no.
1479
01:01:52,543 --> 01:01:53,910
What do you mean?
1480
01:01:54,077 --> 01:01:55,745
You know, marriage can
really change your life.
1481
01:01:55,912 --> 01:01:58,081
And a lot of
times for the better,
1482
01:01:58,815 --> 01:02:00,584
which I think will be,
you know, our case.
1483
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,819
And I'm very excited,
of course, but...
1484
01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:04,787
there's just a lot of changes.
1485
01:02:04,954 --> 01:02:06,456
Like for example,
you know, eventually we will
1486
01:02:06,624 --> 01:02:08,291
probably want to move
out of the city and that's fine.
1487
01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:10,594
And I'm-- you know,
we'll do that for you.
1488
01:02:11,194 --> 01:02:13,863
You go out there and then
all of a sudden all your friends
1489
01:02:14,030 --> 01:02:15,898
are married couples
that moved out there too.
1490
01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:18,368
And nobody knew you before
you were a married couple.
1491
01:02:18,535 --> 01:02:20,036
So it's actually
a bit like you didn't
1492
01:02:20,203 --> 01:02:21,971
exist before you were
part of a married couple.
1493
01:02:22,105 --> 01:02:23,439
-So that's the new you.
-I'm just gonna-- just gonna--
1494
01:02:23,607 --> 01:02:25,041
I'm just gonna stop you.
1495
01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:26,610
I don't even know
what to believe anymore.
1496
01:02:29,245 --> 01:02:30,614
John!
1497
01:02:34,951 --> 01:02:37,086
So anyways,
popcorn to Delaney.
1498
01:02:37,621 --> 01:02:39,455
I didn't have
any peaks this week.
1499
01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:45,094
Well, a week of valleys finds
time in our cow eventually.
1500
01:02:45,261 --> 01:02:46,396
Everything okay?
1501
01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:49,065
Yeah, it's...
everything's okay.
1502
01:02:49,232 --> 01:02:51,234
Delaney, we're here if you ever
want to share, obviously.
1503
01:02:51,401 --> 01:02:54,170
But you seem
to hate peaks and valleys, so.
1504
01:02:54,337 --> 01:02:56,172
I don't hate peaks and valleys.
1505
01:02:56,339 --> 01:02:57,608
Really?
1506
01:02:57,775 --> 01:02:59,677
Once you thought
you were muted and
1507
01:02:59,842 --> 01:03:01,444
you screamed "fuck" when we
started playing the game.
1508
01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:05,114
Okay, fine. Um...
1509
01:03:06,784 --> 01:03:09,018
My valley was...
1510
01:03:10,621 --> 01:03:15,693
my best friend lied to me
about getting engaged.
1511
01:03:16,794 --> 01:03:19,663
-What?
-Wow.
1512
01:03:19,829 --> 01:03:21,831
Wow, that is a deep valley.
1513
01:03:21,998 --> 01:03:23,032
Very deep.
1514
01:03:24,033 --> 01:03:26,002
Okay, let's dive into this.
1515
01:03:26,169 --> 01:03:27,170
Let's dive into this.
1516
01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:28,739
Come on, we're here for you.
1517
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,042
Wow, your hair--
I always pictured--
1518
01:03:33,209 --> 01:03:34,877
pictured you as a blonde.
1519
01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:37,614
Look at you!
Okay, so wait,
1520
01:03:37,781 --> 01:03:39,048
tell me everything.
Who is this fiancé?
1521
01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:40,316
-What's his name?
-Yeah?
1522
01:03:41,951 --> 01:03:44,320
- John.
- Where's John from?
1523
01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:47,290
- Yeah, John.
- The Midwest.
1524
01:03:47,423 --> 01:03:48,491
What state?
1525
01:03:48,659 --> 01:03:49,859
Minneapolis...
1526
01:03:51,829 --> 01:03:52,995
Michigan or Minnesota.
1527
01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:54,798
It's an M, I just...
1528
01:03:54,964 --> 01:03:56,332
I can't remember right now.
1529
01:03:56,499 --> 01:03:58,401
You seem like you
must hate him.
1530
01:03:58,569 --> 01:03:59,636
I don't hate him.
1531
01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:01,904
-I don't hate John.
-That's very nice.
1532
01:04:02,071 --> 01:04:03,741
It's your best friend.
So you're trying to be nice.
1533
01:04:03,906 --> 01:04:05,709
But like, what did he do?
He obviously cheated.
1534
01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:08,010
-He obviously...
-Oh, he cheated. He did cheat.
1535
01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:10,146
-Alex, he cheated, obvi--
-John did not cheat.
1536
01:04:10,313 --> 01:04:11,582
John's not a cheater.
1537
01:04:11,749 --> 01:04:13,216
He's totally obsessed with her.
1538
01:04:15,719 --> 01:04:17,487
But too obsessed, probably.
1539
01:04:18,789 --> 01:04:20,289
-No. No.
-Okay. Okay.
1540
01:04:20,456 --> 01:04:22,291
No, to where it's like...
1541
01:04:22,425 --> 01:04:23,426
True crime.
1542
01:04:23,594 --> 01:04:26,563
No. He treats her really well.
1543
01:04:26,730 --> 01:04:28,030
He's a very good guy.
1544
01:04:28,732 --> 01:04:30,199
So he treats her well?
1545
01:04:32,502 --> 01:04:34,070
Yeah, he treats her well.
1546
01:04:35,606 --> 01:04:38,876
Wait, is-- is she like
happy with him?
1547
01:04:41,779 --> 01:04:42,880
Yeah.
1548
01:04:44,615 --> 01:04:46,215
Okay, wait,
sorry for the disconnect here.
1549
01:04:46,382 --> 01:04:47,450
But what's the problem?
1550
01:04:49,653 --> 01:04:52,288
And the toy guy said that that's
the most popular thing he sells.
1551
01:04:52,455 --> 01:04:54,290
Yeah, no,
the kids wanted one of these.
1552
01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:57,594
I just got them a new globe,
but never enough.
1553
01:04:57,728 --> 01:04:59,395
Where's John?
1554
01:04:59,529 --> 01:05:01,397
Uh, he has a... work thing.
1555
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,567
Oh, did he decide if
he wanted the chicken or
1556
01:05:03,734 --> 01:05:05,001
lamb skewers
for the cocktail hour?
1557
01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:07,370
Shoot, I-I'll ask him.
I'm not sure.
1558
01:05:07,538 --> 01:05:10,339
If you get that thing wet,
it turns blue.
1559
01:05:10,473 --> 01:05:13,242
So he's rehabbing
brittle hips after sundown?
1560
01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:15,211
He's really
burning the midnight oil.
1561
01:05:16,145 --> 01:05:18,816
And, um... if you want
it to go back to red,
1562
01:05:18,981 --> 01:05:20,316
yeah, you just
put it in the sun.
1563
01:05:20,483 --> 01:05:23,019
Is there trouble in paradise?
1564
01:05:23,152 --> 01:05:26,657
You can't hide from
an empath, little sister.
1565
01:05:27,256 --> 01:05:30,627
Um, Delaney
and I got into a fight.
1566
01:05:30,794 --> 01:05:35,298
And now John and I are in a bit
of a fight about that fight.
1567
01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:37,967
Of course. No, no, no.
We all saw this coming.
1568
01:05:38,569 --> 01:05:40,637
You know, you guys
are emotionally stunted.
1569
01:05:40,804 --> 01:05:42,405
Daria says you both
have arrested development.
1570
01:05:42,573 --> 01:05:44,006
I never said that.
1571
01:05:44,173 --> 01:05:45,609
-Thank you very much.
-Oh, so you just happened
1572
01:05:45,742 --> 01:05:47,143
to leave your notebook open
to a page that said
1573
01:05:47,276 --> 01:05:48,344
"Never individuated
into adulthood?"
1574
01:05:48,478 --> 01:05:49,646
Did you find
the key to my office again?
1575
01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:51,347
It doesn't matter.
1576
01:05:51,582 --> 01:05:53,282
Look, the medical fact is
you guys are basically still
1577
01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:56,285
kids who are clinging on to each
other in the cafeteria of life.
1578
01:05:56,419 --> 01:05:57,754
You're emotionally stunted.
1579
01:06:00,089 --> 01:06:02,158
Oh, that's a very
mature response, Katie.
1580
01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:03,927
Do you see what I'm saying?
1581
01:06:04,093 --> 01:06:05,161
You're stunted.
1582
01:06:05,328 --> 01:06:07,163
That's so rich coming from you.
1583
01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:08,699
Look, I'm sorry.
1584
01:06:08,832 --> 01:06:10,567
I really hate to be the one
to have to tell you this,
1585
01:06:10,734 --> 01:06:13,135
but it might actually
be time for you to grow up.
1586
01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:15,071
We have all had to.
1587
01:06:15,238 --> 01:06:17,608
Did we? I mean,
did we all have to?
1588
01:06:17,774 --> 01:06:19,509
You're like 40 years
old and you still blame
1589
01:06:19,676 --> 01:06:20,777
everything on our parents.
1590
01:06:20,944 --> 01:06:22,646
You're emotionally
stunted, not me.
1591
01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:24,213
-Tell him, Daria.
-No, no, no, Daria.
1592
01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:26,082
Tell her that
she's narcissistic like Dad.
1593
01:06:26,249 --> 01:06:29,118
Do you know that the DSM-5
defines narcissism as
1594
01:06:29,285 --> 01:06:30,621
a personality disorder,
right, Daria?
1595
01:06:30,787 --> 01:06:32,689
A cluster B
personality disorder,
1596
01:06:32,856 --> 01:06:34,524
which I think
we can both agree you have.
1597
01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:36,259
- I have a personality disorder?
- Yeah. Obviously.
1598
01:06:36,425 --> 01:06:37,794
Oh my God, you're delusional.
1599
01:06:37,961 --> 01:06:39,830
You're literally
medically delusional.
1600
01:06:39,997 --> 01:06:41,899
You're certifiable!
Daria, tell him.
1601
01:06:42,064 --> 01:06:43,700
You have every symptom.
Tell him, tell him--
1602
01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:45,201
Shut up!
1603
01:06:45,368 --> 01:06:47,503
Just shut the fuck up!
1604
01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:54,443
Today I listened to a man detail
1605
01:06:54,611 --> 01:06:58,114
an intense reptilian fetish
that's ruining his marriage.
1606
01:06:58,281 --> 01:07:01,350
And I had to tell him,
no, that's not weird
1607
01:07:01,484 --> 01:07:04,186
that you want an iguana
to act as a third.
1608
01:07:05,521 --> 01:07:07,858
A girl ate rocks in front of me.
1609
01:07:08,825 --> 01:07:11,662
And I had to tell a mother
1610
01:07:11,828 --> 01:07:14,130
who told me that
she lost her pregnancy...
1611
01:07:14,998 --> 01:07:19,135
I had to promise her that
she would get over it one day.
1612
01:07:19,903 --> 01:07:22,271
Do you guys want
a medical diagnosis?
1613
01:07:23,339 --> 01:07:25,776
You are both ungrateful shits!
1614
01:07:38,621 --> 01:07:40,990
I can't believe she said all
that stuff about her patients.
1615
01:07:42,658 --> 01:07:45,061
I mean, isn't that supposed
to be, like, really private?
1616
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:47,162
Okay.
1617
01:07:48,998 --> 01:07:51,801
I know we didn't have
the ideal childhood...
1618
01:07:53,335 --> 01:07:55,938
but you cannot keep
using it as an excuse.
1619
01:07:57,773 --> 01:07:58,941
I mean, come on...
1620
01:07:59,709 --> 01:08:01,644
can you be the adult for once?
1621
01:08:03,879 --> 01:08:05,615
Can you help me for once?
1622
01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:09,619
Things are going
to be okay with John.
1623
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:13,856
I don't know, actually.
1624
01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:18,526
Yeah, he's... he's really mad.
1625
01:08:18,694 --> 01:08:20,295
People get mad, Katie.
1626
01:08:21,964 --> 01:08:24,132
It's part of life,
and it's going to be a long road
1627
01:08:24,299 --> 01:08:26,068
if you walk around trying
to make everything nice
1628
01:08:26,234 --> 01:08:27,570
for everybody all the time.
1629
01:08:27,737 --> 01:08:29,605
You've got to be honest.
1630
01:08:30,573 --> 01:08:34,010
I know what Delaney
means to you.
1631
01:08:34,175 --> 01:08:35,544
And I know how much
1632
01:08:35,711 --> 01:08:37,079
she was there for you
when you were kids.
1633
01:08:37,245 --> 01:08:38,981
And yes, I maybe thought
that you were freaks.
1634
01:08:40,148 --> 01:08:41,817
But what you had was special.
1635
01:08:43,085 --> 01:08:45,253
You guys had a great run.
1636
01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:52,227
So maybe it's okay
that it's over.
1637
01:08:52,628 --> 01:08:54,396
Sometimes the past can't last.
1638
01:08:58,067 --> 01:08:59,068
Pass me my poem journal.
1639
01:08:59,234 --> 01:09:00,335
Hurry up.
1640
01:09:01,202 --> 01:09:02,270
Okay, quick, quick, quick.
1641
01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:06,174
Okay, I made
a guest list.
1642
01:09:06,341 --> 01:09:07,877
Pretty much everyone
who's coming is cool,
1643
01:09:08,110 --> 01:09:10,512
except for, like, one other
assistant from my office.
1644
01:09:10,880 --> 01:09:12,615
Have I shown you
her grid before?
1645
01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,884
She posts so much emo shit.
1646
01:09:15,051 --> 01:09:17,153
It's like, we get
that you have cancer.
1647
01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,421
Maybe she wants support.
1648
01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:21,189
What?
1649
01:09:21,757 --> 01:09:24,026
Or seeing it helps other people.
1650
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,028
Well, it doesn't help me.
1651
01:09:26,194 --> 01:09:28,698
-I meant other sick people.
-Right.
1652
01:09:29,364 --> 01:09:31,366
Wait, how much do we hate Katie?
1653
01:09:31,499 --> 01:09:33,201
Like, we haven't talked
about this at all.
1654
01:09:34,202 --> 01:09:37,472
Yeah, what she did wasn't great.
1655
01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:41,177
You know what
I always say, hate motivates.
1656
01:09:41,342 --> 01:09:43,244
Liking stuff,
that can motivate, too.
1657
01:09:43,411 --> 01:09:45,715
No, liking stuff is for sheep.
1658
01:09:46,148 --> 01:09:47,983
Plus, hating stuff
is, like, our thing.
1659
01:09:48,150 --> 01:09:50,518
We both know
the whole world sucks.
1660
01:09:50,653 --> 01:09:52,253
The whole world sucks?
1661
01:09:52,722 --> 01:09:53,789
Yeah.
1662
01:10:01,797 --> 01:10:03,364
I think I need to leave.
1663
01:10:03,531 --> 01:10:05,568
I mean, same,
this place is a shithole.
1664
01:10:05,735 --> 01:10:07,670
Like, it's obviously
a temporary situation.
1665
01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:08,938
No.
1666
01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:11,540
I just don't want
to be around you anymore.
1667
01:10:14,176 --> 01:10:16,946
I hate that we love
to hate people.
1668
01:10:17,378 --> 01:10:19,247
It makes me feel sick.
1669
01:10:20,583 --> 01:10:22,585
And I want to feel good.
1670
01:10:23,919 --> 01:10:25,087
I want to be happy.
1671
01:10:25,353 --> 01:10:26,689
I want to be happy
for other people.
1672
01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:28,023
I want to be happy
for my family.
1673
01:10:28,190 --> 01:10:29,457
I want to be happy
for my friends.
1674
01:10:32,494 --> 01:10:34,130
But I don't know
how to do that.
1675
01:10:35,664 --> 01:10:39,535
I don't know how
to be happy... for people.
1676
01:10:46,341 --> 01:10:48,778
Did you, like, write that in
your Notes app to say to me?
1677
01:10:48,911 --> 01:10:51,013
That's so fucking lame, Delaney.
1678
01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:55,117
Okay, bye.
1679
01:10:58,453 --> 01:11:00,022
No, just keep breathing.
1680
01:11:00,156 --> 01:11:01,223
Oh, okay.
1681
01:11:01,690 --> 01:11:02,992
Other side.
1682
01:11:03,159 --> 01:11:04,325
One second, sorry.
1683
01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:08,998
Delaney.
1684
01:11:10,633 --> 01:11:12,001
- Hi.
- What happened?
1685
01:11:12,168 --> 01:11:13,602
Is everyone okay?
1686
01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:15,403
What? Yeah.
1687
01:11:16,705 --> 01:11:17,773
Um...
1688
01:11:19,041 --> 01:11:21,544
Then, um, why are you here?
1689
01:11:26,115 --> 01:11:27,216
Where are you from?
1690
01:11:30,019 --> 01:11:31,120
Uh...
1691
01:11:32,254 --> 01:11:33,321
Illinois.
1692
01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:36,357
I knew that.
1693
01:11:38,894 --> 01:11:41,462
Did you like
it there in Illinois?
1694
01:11:42,998 --> 01:11:44,066
Do you mind?
1695
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,068
Sure.
1696
01:11:47,736 --> 01:11:48,838
Who is it?
1697
01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:52,842
Who's this?
1698
01:11:53,709 --> 01:11:55,778
Yeah.
1699
01:11:55,911 --> 01:11:56,946
Um...
1700
01:11:57,813 --> 01:12:00,950
Yeah, I lived in Illinois
pretty much my whole life.
1701
01:12:01,116 --> 01:12:03,018
High school, college.
1702
01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:04,854
Go Phoenixes.
1703
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:07,089
It was our college mascot.
1704
01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:08,624
Yeah, my whole
family went there.
1705
01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:11,927
And I am so sorry that
I didn't tell you
1706
01:12:12,094 --> 01:12:13,796
that I was going
to propose to Katie.
1707
01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:16,866
It's okay.
1708
01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:19,835
Probably made
you hate me even more.
1709
01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:22,204
I never hated you.
1710
01:12:22,370 --> 01:12:23,939
I hated you existed.
1711
01:12:26,407 --> 01:12:27,610
That was-- I...
1712
01:12:27,776 --> 01:12:29,410
Right.
1713
01:12:30,746 --> 01:12:32,715
You never did anything wrong.
1714
01:12:34,650 --> 01:12:39,955
I did everything to make it
incredibly weird for you.
1715
01:12:40,689 --> 01:12:42,858
And I'm-- I'm really sorry.
1716
01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:48,797
I'm really happy, too.
1717
01:12:53,068 --> 01:12:54,937
I will, uh, let you
get back to work.
1718
01:12:55,104 --> 01:12:56,205
Yeah, yeah.
1719
01:12:58,107 --> 01:13:00,542
We're-- We're actually
in a fight.
1720
01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:04,079
Um, she lied to me
about telling you.
1721
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:09,417
And I just don't understand
why she can't be honest with me.
1722
01:13:11,186 --> 01:13:12,288
I don't know.
1723
01:13:14,623 --> 01:13:17,960
Maybe she's afraid of losing us.
1724
01:13:19,061 --> 01:13:20,796
Or maybe it's...
1725
01:13:22,131 --> 01:13:23,732
trying to protect us.
1726
01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:25,334
I really don't know.
1727
01:13:28,203 --> 01:13:29,838
I do know that...
1728
01:13:33,008 --> 01:13:34,877
getting older is...
1729
01:13:36,111 --> 01:13:37,445
really scary.
1730
01:13:44,019 --> 01:13:45,654
I'm not paying for this.
1731
01:13:46,989 --> 01:13:48,357
I got his card on file.
1732
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,094
Well, can we talk?
1733
01:13:53,028 --> 01:13:54,396
I mean, what--
what are we doing?
1734
01:13:54,563 --> 01:13:56,966
I-- I-- I can't take
more silent treatment.
1735
01:14:00,135 --> 01:14:01,904
That's my client, Jerry.
1736
01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:06,942
Uh, yeah, I know Jerry.
1737
01:14:08,210 --> 01:14:09,545
Do you know his wife, Marlene?
1738
01:14:10,212 --> 01:14:12,381
You know,
they've been married for years.
1739
01:14:12,548 --> 01:14:15,351
Lived in four states,
three countries.
1740
01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:19,355
They got divorced,
got back together.
1741
01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:23,158
Lived in next-door houses,
just for their own space.
1742
01:14:25,194 --> 01:14:26,562
Until they built this place.
1743
01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:29,365
Together.
1744
01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,936
I don't know what the rest
of our lives will look like.
1745
01:14:34,703 --> 01:14:36,772
But it can be
whatever we want it to be.
1746
01:14:38,273 --> 01:14:39,842
I love you. I love you.
1747
01:14:40,009 --> 01:14:41,443
I love you, too.
1748
01:14:41,610 --> 01:14:44,113
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1749
01:14:45,247 --> 01:14:46,382
I'm sorry I lied.
1750
01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:50,352
And I'm gonna do better.
1751
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:52,621
I know, I know.
She told me.
1752
01:14:53,689 --> 01:14:54,757
Who?
1753
01:14:55,257 --> 01:14:56,358
Delaney.
1754
01:14:57,126 --> 01:14:59,795
Um, when-- when
did you see Delaney?
1755
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,332
Today. She came by the office.
1756
01:15:04,532 --> 01:15:06,368
Why? She's like,
1757
01:15:06,535 --> 01:15:09,438
what, like, returning the stuff
I had in her apartment, or...
1758
01:15:11,173 --> 01:15:14,410
She... wanted to know
where I was from.
1759
01:15:17,780 --> 01:15:18,881
Yeah?
1760
01:15:20,883 --> 01:15:21,950
Actually?
1761
01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:26,321
Go get your girl.
1762
01:15:29,925 --> 01:15:31,293
-Go on.
-Yeah.
1763
01:15:31,827 --> 01:15:32,895
Yeah.
1764
01:15:35,898 --> 01:15:37,199
Open up your gait.
1765
01:15:37,366 --> 01:15:38,367
There you go.
1766
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:12,968
Katie, no.
1767
01:16:13,135 --> 01:16:15,337
There's a list,
and you're not the aesthetic.
1768
01:16:15,504 --> 01:16:17,906
And honestly, even if you were,
there's already a Jennifer here,
1769
01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:19,341
and you can't, like,
have a Jennifer
1770
01:16:19,508 --> 01:16:21,544
-and a Katie, you know?
-Yeah, okay.
1771
01:16:21,710 --> 01:16:24,079
Um, Roxy, I know
you think I'm lame.
1772
01:16:24,646 --> 01:16:26,281
But I know that
you're miserable,
1773
01:16:26,448 --> 01:16:27,716
and that's why you're so mean.
1774
01:16:28,650 --> 01:16:29,985
I feel bad for you.
1775
01:16:30,652 --> 01:16:31,753
Okay?
1776
01:16:33,055 --> 01:16:34,089
Yeah.
1777
01:16:34,690 --> 01:16:36,158
-Same.
-Yeah.
1778
01:16:36,325 --> 01:16:37,493
Uh, where's Delaney?
1779
01:16:37,659 --> 01:16:38,894
Where do you think?
1780
01:16:40,028 --> 01:16:41,130
Fuck.
1781
01:16:43,532 --> 01:16:44,766
Occupied.
1782
01:16:45,701 --> 01:16:48,170
-Occupied.
-Delaney, drop the drugs.
1783
01:16:48,337 --> 01:16:49,738
I said, occupied.
1784
01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:56,078
-I was gonna--
-Sorry, can I go first?
1785
01:16:56,245 --> 01:16:57,614
Because...
1786
01:16:57,779 --> 01:16:59,648
I'm feeling brave,
and that might go away.
1787
01:17:01,650 --> 01:17:02,751
Go ahead.
1788
01:17:08,657 --> 01:17:11,827
I look at you, and I feel
like we are still 12 years old.
1789
01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:14,997
And I really love that.
1790
01:17:16,999 --> 01:17:19,001
But we're not
12 years old anymore.
1791
01:17:19,602 --> 01:17:23,540
And we can't spend
every second together anymore.
1792
01:17:26,175 --> 01:17:28,410
And we don't like all
the same things anymore,
1793
01:17:28,578 --> 01:17:30,112
as much as I try to fight that.
1794
01:17:32,649 --> 01:17:33,749
And I want to get married.
1795
01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:37,019
And I want to have kids.
1796
01:17:38,687 --> 01:17:43,660
And I want to save pictures
of bathroom renovations I like.
1797
01:17:45,727 --> 01:17:48,565
And I want to make
little dishes for my keys.
1798
01:17:48,730 --> 01:17:50,798
And I want
to move out of the city.
1799
01:17:50,965 --> 01:17:52,900
And I know you don't
want that stuff.
1800
01:17:53,067 --> 01:17:55,671
You don't even like
that stuff, actually.
1801
01:17:55,836 --> 01:17:59,106
And you don't even
really like people who do.
1802
01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:02,109
Which is scary.
1803
01:18:06,814 --> 01:18:08,382
And I didn't tell you
about the engagement
1804
01:18:08,550 --> 01:18:10,785
because I was afraid
you wouldn't be happy for me.
1805
01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:14,855
And that would just break
my heart beyond repair.
1806
01:18:18,492 --> 01:18:21,495
And I'm so happy about
this next chapter of my life,
1807
01:18:21,663 --> 01:18:24,832
but I'm terrified that you
don't want to be a part of it.
1808
01:18:27,335 --> 01:18:30,271
And I know
I really messed up by lying.
1809
01:18:31,872 --> 01:18:33,675
And I'm really, really sorry.
1810
01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:38,145
And if things are
different now, I understand.
1811
01:18:40,147 --> 01:18:41,816
And if we end up parting ways...
1812
01:18:44,051 --> 01:18:46,688
I just wanted to say thank you.
1813
01:18:51,593 --> 01:18:55,329
Being your best friend has just
been the highlight of my life.
1814
01:18:59,967 --> 01:19:02,236
And I think
we're really lucky to...
1815
01:19:02,403 --> 01:19:04,205
to have lasted
as long as we did.
1816
01:19:19,453 --> 01:19:22,023
Well, it's not every day
your kid sister gets married.
1817
01:19:22,189 --> 01:19:24,325
Um, I'm incredibly
honored to be here.
1818
01:19:24,492 --> 01:19:27,228
And I was asked to put
a couple words together
1819
01:19:27,395 --> 01:19:30,231
and to try to capture
the spirit of marriage.
1820
01:19:30,398 --> 01:19:33,267
And what it means
to our civilization.
1821
01:19:33,834 --> 01:19:36,137
And particularly what it means
1822
01:19:36,270 --> 01:19:38,072
to these two
very special people.
1823
01:19:38,239 --> 01:19:39,874
So, I've done my best.
1824
01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:42,109
And I think you'll agree.
1825
01:19:45,946 --> 01:19:47,014
Love's passion.
1826
01:19:48,115 --> 01:19:49,317
Always in fashion.
1827
01:19:50,985 --> 01:19:52,086
French kissing.
1828
01:19:53,020 --> 01:19:54,255
Sad to be missing.
1829
01:19:55,657 --> 01:19:56,991
Willows swaying.
1830
01:19:57,158 --> 01:19:58,627
Children playing.
1831
01:19:59,493 --> 01:20:02,196
Love will find a way.
1832
01:20:03,230 --> 01:20:04,332
Today.
1833
01:20:05,199 --> 01:20:06,500
Forevermore.
1834
01:20:07,536 --> 01:20:11,005
Into dawn, Katie and John.
1835
01:20:13,709 --> 01:20:15,777
You have truly won...
1836
01:20:17,078 --> 01:20:18,145
the game.
1837
01:20:31,425 --> 01:20:33,695
Thank you for
that beautiful poem, Henry.
1838
01:20:39,033 --> 01:20:41,369
Okay, let's do this.
1839
01:20:43,572 --> 01:20:44,939
Dearly beloved...
1840
01:20:45,106 --> 01:20:46,907
["Just Say A Four Letter
Word"
1841
01:20:47,041 --> 01:20:50,779
by the California
Playboys]
1842
01:20:50,978 --> 01:20:52,748
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1843
01:20:53,548 --> 01:20:54,616
♪ Love ♪
1844
01:20:55,751 --> 01:20:57,652
♪ Love ♪
1845
01:20:57,819 --> 01:21:00,488
You're so crazy you spend more
time with, like, a hairdresser
1846
01:21:00,655 --> 01:21:02,923
than you do with, like,
your best friends.
1847
01:21:03,090 --> 01:21:04,458
100 percent.
1848
01:21:04,626 --> 01:21:06,193
My eyebrow woman
is-- is closer to me.
1849
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:07,562
I text her.
1850
01:21:07,729 --> 01:21:08,929
-We're on texting basis.
-Yeah.
1851
01:21:09,296 --> 01:21:10,832
♪ Girl, I got ♪
1852
01:21:11,966 --> 01:21:14,068
♪ What you desire ♪
1853
01:21:14,502 --> 01:21:15,837
♪ Yeah ♪
1854
01:21:17,171 --> 01:21:18,973
♪ I got a love here ♪
1855
01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,810
♪ To light your fire ♪
1856
01:21:22,009 --> 01:21:24,579
♪ Oh, girl, yeah ♪
1857
01:21:24,713 --> 01:21:26,080
♪ And give ♪
1858
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:27,982
♪ Give that something... ♪
1859
01:21:28,149 --> 01:21:30,317
It's, like, really fun
just to, like, sleep, right?
1860
01:21:30,852 --> 01:21:34,021
To be in bed
for a full 24 hours.
1861
01:21:34,188 --> 01:21:35,990
-People say that's depression.
-That's a luxury.
1862
01:21:36,157 --> 01:21:37,626
I say that's a luxury.
1863
01:21:37,793 --> 01:21:39,126
-Exactly, yeah.
-100 percent. 100 percent.
1864
01:21:39,326 --> 01:21:40,595
♪ Love, love, love, love ♪
1865
01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:42,029
♪ Ooh ♪
1866
01:21:42,229 --> 01:21:43,665
♪ I'm in love ♪
1867
01:21:43,799 --> 01:21:46,267
♪ Oh, my darlin' ♪
1868
01:21:48,670 --> 01:21:51,138
♪ Just use me for something ♪
1869
01:21:51,272 --> 01:21:54,008
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1870
01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:56,510
♪ Yeah ♪
1871
01:21:57,144 --> 01:22:01,282
-♪ 'Cause I'm feeling you ♪
-♪ As I'm sitting here ♪
1872
01:22:01,482 --> 01:22:04,218
-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
-♪ But I want a lover, lover ♪
1873
01:22:04,385 --> 01:22:06,086
-It's kind of depressing.
-It is.
1874
01:22:06,253 --> 01:22:07,823
Well, that's-- that's--
that's what
1875
01:22:07,988 --> 01:22:09,523
they tell you in school,
and you never listen.
1876
01:22:09,691 --> 01:22:12,761
-You know? That, like--
-You're like, that won't be me.
1877
01:22:12,894 --> 01:22:15,129
♪ Do me no good,
1878
01:22:15,329 --> 01:22:19,835
♪ The energy on you, baby,
no, no, no ♪
1879
01:22:20,034 --> 01:22:23,538
♪ Just say a four letter... ♪
1880
01:22:23,705 --> 01:22:25,674
I'm fostering
a basset hound this week.
1881
01:22:25,841 --> 01:22:26,942
Puppy dog!
1882
01:22:27,074 --> 01:22:29,276
I know, so running around,
1883
01:22:29,443 --> 01:22:30,812
I need it.
1884
01:22:30,978 --> 01:22:33,047
I-- honestly,
I cannot even stand it.
1885
01:22:33,214 --> 01:22:34,916
I need it here.
1886
01:22:35,951 --> 01:22:41,590
♪ Just say a four letter word ♪
1887
01:22:44,425 --> 01:22:46,728
♪ Love ♪
1888
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:50,531
♪ Ooh ♪
1889
01:22:52,901 --> 01:22:55,169
♪ 'Cause I'm feelin' you ♪
1890
01:22:55,302 --> 01:22:57,204
♪ As I'm sittin' here ♪
1891
01:22:57,539 --> 01:22:59,741
-♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
-♪ Oh, love, love, love ♪
1892
01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:02,076
♪ Yeah ♪