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-Has that guy responded?
-I just spoke to him. Just now.

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-Says he'll pick it up tomorrow. All good.
-Okay.

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You can start on that Dutch bike.
It has a flat tire.

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-Front or back?
-I'm sure you can figure that out.

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Okay. By the way,
I ordered those new airbags.

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Okay, cool.

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Oh shit. I gotta go. See you in a bit.

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Eddi, stop! Down!

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Eddi, come here!

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Luna!

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Luna, what… Come here.

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-Luna, come here. What are you doing?
-Sorry. He's full of mischief today.

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If she's pregnant,
he'll have to pay child support.

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Then Eddi will get to see the pups
on weekends.

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Every other weekend.

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Deal.

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Sorry again.
No idea where he gets that from.

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I think it's just something dogs do.

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Like scratching their ear
with their hind leg.

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I do that too sometimes.

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I need to get going.

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If you ever need a nice photo
of yourself and Eddi,

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I'm a photographer. Just stop by.

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-Cool.
-Cool.

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If you ever want a nice bike,
I own a bike store on Skalitzer.

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Cool.

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Hello?

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Hi. This is Jan. I'd like to book
a photo session for my dog Eddi and me.

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When are you free?

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Tomorrow. I'm free tomorrow.

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Tomorrow's cool.

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Okay.

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See you tomorrow.

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See you tomorrow.

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BLAME THE GAME

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-Who was that?
-Doesn't matter.

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MISSED CALL

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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You know, I wanted to serve you
a romantic breakfast in bed.

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But?

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It seemed like too much work.

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-What?
-It's the thought counts that counts.

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No! Sometimes what counts
is a romantic breakfast in bed.

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All right.

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Okay. Wow.

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Hey! Good morning, you two.

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You'll get something soon. Soon.

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Maybe we could cook something tonight?

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I'd love to,
but I'm meeting some friends tonight.

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There's no chance
you could possibly reschedule?

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Not really. Our game night is sacred.

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Game night?

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It might sound a little silly,
but it's sort of a tradition for us.

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Okay. And do you guys play for money?

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Like blackjack, poker, strip poker…

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No, more like Monopoly and Uno.

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Okay.

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You know what? Just come along.

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Then they'll meet the reason
they haven't seen me in weeks.

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Or we can just stay in bed
for another 100 years.

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I can't cancel.

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-They're like family to me.
-Family, huh?

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Now I really feel like coming along.

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Yay! Family!

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-Come on. It'll be fun.
-Yeah?

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Wow. My best mate
is going to a game night.

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-You've become very old very quickly.
-Yeah, it's a bit strange.

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But I can roll dice and play
with some silly pieces. It's chill.

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Yeah. I don't know. Where is it?

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Grunewald.

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-What?
-In Grunewald.

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-In Grunewald?
-Yes.

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Dude, there are no chill people there.

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I mean, they've all already won
at the Monopoly of life.

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-Sure, good for them.
-Yeah, good for them. But not for you.

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Dude, you'll be sitting there, surrounded.

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"Is he right for our Pia?"

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"No high school cert? What?"

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"Oh God! He and his best friend
grew up in those huge apartment blocks!"

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Understood.
"Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go."

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That's bullshit.

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No way. That's exactly
how it will go down. I swear.

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Dude, it's just a game night.
What can go wrong?

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At a game night in Grunewald,
everything can go wrong.

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Read up on the rules,
or you'll make a fool of yourself.

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-What exactly are you doing?
-Testing the airbag, man.

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And how is it going?

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It's supposed to inflate!

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Will her best friend be there?

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It's actually at her place.
Her name is Karo.

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Okay, good.
Then you need to get Karo on your side.

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Bring her a gift. Give her compliments.
Nice hair, nice decor, nice house…

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Goes down well with those people.

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-Maybe I'll just cancel.
-What?

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I can just meet Pia tomorrow. Who cares.

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Jan.

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"He who doesn't play has already lost."

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Lukas Podolski, I think.

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Pia says I should bring a game.

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Great! I have one for you.
Best game in the world.

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I'll bring it over later. And you…

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You don't look very Grunewald.

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-What do I look like?
-Marzahn.

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Today, I'm excited
to introduce something special,

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the classic board game, Monopoly.

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We all remember it from our childhood.

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Some of the biggest family arguments
start with Monopoly.

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If you're not familiar with the game,
I've created this short video…

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Hello, my friend. Eddi! Hi!

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Look here.

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This is the game.
And this is the gift for Karo.

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An airbag? A bit pricey, isn't it?

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Yeah. Grunewald style.

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Not the broken one, right?

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Hey, how stupid do you think I am?

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Eddi, yes, come here! Hey, buddy.

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So, "Who's Most Likely To…"

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I've taken it to a few festivals.
It's always super fun.

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-It's a great way to get to know people.
-How does it work?

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There are questions,

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and you have to guess
who would most likely do that thing.

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Like this, for example.
"Who's most likely to pee off a bridge?"

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Well, you.

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What? No. You, of course.

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Okay, and then?

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It doesn't work with just two.
You need more people.

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Wow. Great game.

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-Right?
-Awesome.

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-Great. I knew you'd like it.
-Thanks.

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Yeah, Eddikins.

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-Hi.
-Hey there.

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Hey.

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Ready?

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Yes.

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-Okay.
-Yes.

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-Where's Luna?
-With a dog sitter.

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Well, the neighbor's daughter.

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Okay. Cool.

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This is our trophy.

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I'm defending champion,
in case you were wondering.

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Okay. Wow. You guys take
this game thing pretty seriously, huh?

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Absolutely.

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What did you bring?

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This? Nothing much.

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So your family
will at least be a bit impressed.

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Okay. So who will be there?
Your best friend…

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Karo. We've known each other
since kindergarten. Here, that's Karo.

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Karo studied design

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and runs a super successful
furniture shipping business.

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Here, this is us on Crete.
We go once a year.

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Karo's married to Oliver.
He teaches at a vocational school.

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And that's baby Emma.

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-Cute.
-Right.

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If you keep scrolling, you'll see Sheila.

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Sheila is a pharmacist.
I've known her since kindergarten too.

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Relationship status? It's complicated.

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-Her?
-Yes.

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Okay. And that's everyone?

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Yes. Wait, no. Kurt.
Kurt will also be there.

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This guy?

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No. I don't have a picture of Kurt.

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Kurt is Karo's brother, and dear me…

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He's been in college forever.
And lives with them.

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It was only supposed to be for two weeks.
But two weeks turned into six months.

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Kurt is a bit…

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A bit…

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A bit what?

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You'll see.

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Here we are.

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They really did win the Monopoly of life.

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Nothing.

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May I?

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Yes.

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Evening!

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Hello, Mr. Fieper.

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Game night again?

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-Bingo.
-You're playing Bingo?

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Oh. No. By bingo, I… Never mind.

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Please let the Hoffmanns know
wild boars are roaming the area again.

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They've ravaged half my lawn.

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Hey!

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Good evening, Mr. Fieper.

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Was Fieper bothering you guys?
What a freak.

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Hello.

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Ta-da! Karo, Jan. Jan, Karo.

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-Hi.
-Welcome.

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Thank you.

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Well, shall we?

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Amazing house. Really.
Almost as big as my apartment.

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This foyer, I mean.

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You do what you can.

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-Did you get your hair done? Looks great.
-Doesn't it? Thanks.

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-Can I?
-Sure, it's actually for you.

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Thank you. What is it?

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-Should I?
-Yeah.

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It's this new type of airbag.
You put it around you when riding a bike.

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Around you how? Where?

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-Jan owns the bike shop, remember?
-Yes, you said. Funny.

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Hang on. May I, please?

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May I?

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Please.

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Okay.

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How do I… How do I get it off again?

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Oh my God. I'm so sorry. That's only
supposed to happen in an accident.

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Got it?

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Oh my God. Sorry.

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Hey, we can fix it.
Shall we pop to the bathroom?

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Yes!

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You just go ahead.
And take this with you, okay?

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It's all good.

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Karo.

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Karo, wait, I'll help….

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Who went and changed…
We have a system! Unbelievable.

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Hello.

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Hi, I'm Jan. I'm here with Pia.

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The two of them had…
They had to do something.

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Okay. Wrong place though.

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Idiot. Hi, come on in. I'm Sheila.

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Just kidding. I'm Oliver, hello.

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-Kurt.
-Hi.

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But friends just call me K.

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Nobody calls you K.

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But it would be cool
if people called me K.

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Well, then. Hello, K.

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The holy grail's going right over here.

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Pia may have won last time, but today
we have no mercy. No messing around.

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Pia mentioned something like that.

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Come in. Have a seat.
Make yourself at home.

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Thanks.

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As I was just saying to Karo,
it's a really amazing house. Congrats.

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You do what you can, right?

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And Karo has
a furniture shipping business, right?

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Business must be great.

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Sure. But I also contributed
to all this, you know.

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-And you? You have a bike store?
-Yeah, exactly.

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Is that lucrative?

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Hey, don't be so materialistic.
I think he's great.

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He's relaxed, he's funny…
I feel good when I'm with him.

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Then I guess
he hasn't put an airbag on you yet.

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And what games do you like?

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00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:23,583
More strategy board games
or quick-and-dirty card games?

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No idea, I don't know…

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00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,500
-Okay.
-Maybe Settlers of Qatar?

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Catan, you mean?

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00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:34,416
-Because Qatar would be a state--
-Right.

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--…in the Persian Gulf.
-Yes. I mixed them up.

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I see. I thought so.

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Qatar.

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-I brought a game too, by the way.
-Oh, let's see.

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00:16:45,916 --> 00:16:47,541
-Never heard of it.
-Me neither.

253
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,708
Right, so you have these cards and--

254
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,166
Well, I'm into fantasy role-playing games.

255
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,083
I am the Elf King of Toraca, by the way.

256
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:58,041
By the way, Jakob quit.

257
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:01,458
From October, I need
a new Chief Visual Content Designer.

258
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:05,458
Or rather, a new
Ms. Chief Visual Content Designer.

259
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,958
End of story. You'll do it.

260
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:11,958
You can't keep puttering around
in your studio aimlessly.

261
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:15,500
I'm in an exhibition next month.
With some cool women artists.

262
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,375
But that won't buy you a mansion.

263
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000
If you're serious about Jan,
you'll have to be the breadwinner.

264
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,541
How long have you two been together?

265
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,500
One month exactly.

266
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:28,291
Well, I've been with Zora
for five years now.

267
00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:30,250
You were.

268
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,291
I am.

269
00:17:32,916 --> 00:17:35,375
-We're just taking a break.
-Sure.

270
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:38,291
Where are you? He's already here.

271
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,375
Will you give me your number?

272
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:48,041
Yes? Sure, I can do that sometime.

273
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,291
Now?

274
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:54,125
-A bit of wine?
-Yes, thank you.

275
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,958
Okay, 0-1-7-1…

276
00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:05,375
3-9-2-0-0-9-1.

277
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,208
Number checks out.

278
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:27,041
Hello, yes?

279
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,750
Hello. It's K.

280
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:32,916
Hi, K. My, what a surprise.

281
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,541
Kurt, leave him alone.

282
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,333
So, where are you hanging out?

283
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,416
I'm sitting in front of you.

284
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,125
Why are you asking?

285
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,875
That's not me.

286
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,625
Sorry, I've got to take this call.

287
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,375
We'll be here all night.

288
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:00,250
Just a sec, Alex.

289
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,166
A bike shop?

290
00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:15,750
All right, now.

291
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:18,416
Tell me, buddy.
How long do I have to do this?

292
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,166
-Do what?
-Walk around the park with Eddi.

293
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,875
Oh. Well, it took six years
for him to get me a date.

294
00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:28,708
Yes. I'd be happy if he just went ahead
and did his business.

295
00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:30,000
How are things there?

296
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:34,500
It's all a bit weird. But dude,
the way they live here. Massive mansion.

297
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:36,458
Really? Sick. Do they have a pool?

298
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,291
I didn't think to look.

299
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:40,416
They'll have a pool, for sure.

300
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,375
Hold on.

301
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:46,416
No, I can't see one.

302
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,875
Indoors then, by the sauna
and the gym. That's where it'll be.

303
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,708
What? Is there a tennis court?

304
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:01,625
Helipad?

305
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,208
No, man. A bird!

306
00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:05,333
A plane? They got a plane?

307
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:09,583
No, dude. A real bird. A fucking parrot
or something. It just flew out the window!

308
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,916
What are you talking about? Are you high?

309
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:16,458
Here. Come here. Come to me. Yes, here.

310
00:20:16,541 --> 00:20:18,833
-Yummy. Come here.
-Are you talking to me?

311
00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:21,500
-Jan, do you need me to come?
-Come!

312
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:24,291
Are you in danger?
If so, say "jam sandwich."

313
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:28,625
What? Dude, no. No jam sandwich.
The fucking bird is in the tree.

314
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,791
Okay, I got you. Understood.

315
00:20:31,791 --> 00:20:33,083
Eddi, come.

316
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,500
Hello?

317
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,333
Come here.

318
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:56,375
Come here. Come.

319
00:20:56,958 --> 00:21:01,333
Come here. Yummy.
Hey, look here. Look at that.

320
00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:05,791
Asshole.

321
00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:11,125
-Now we've earned a little wine.
-Oh yes.

322
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,916
Oh! Did you get lost?

323
00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:17,458
Don't get too close to me.

324
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:21,041
Didn't you find the others?

325
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:24,333
No, I did. I was just on a quick call
here in the hall.

326
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:27,833
-Is it all okay again?
-Yeah.

327
00:21:27,916 --> 00:21:29,541
-Sorry again.
-It's all good.

328
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,041
-Yeah?
-I'm glad you're here.

329
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:36,333
Come.

330
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:40,666
I hope you're all hungry.
I spent half the day in the kitchen.

331
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,791
But everyone will be distracted again!

332
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:46,375
"Bread and circuses." Even the Romans
knew that. Or was it the Greeks?

333
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:49,375
Yes, but bread.
They never mentioned guacamole.

334
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,291
Yum. What did you put in there?
It's delicious.

335
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,875
Avocado. The rest is a secret.

336
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:56,833
Cheers.

337
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,166
"Avocado" comes from Aztec
and means testicle.

338
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:03,208
Thanks for sharing.

339
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,000
Zora loves guacamole.

340
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:06,541
My girlfriend.

341
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:08,541
Yes, you mentioned her.

342
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,333
Well, ex-girlfriend.

343
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,625
-How many times? We're taking a break.
-It's been six months.

344
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,666
-Shall we?
-Okay, let's go.

345
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:18,583
As usual, we'll start with Activity.

346
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,375
May the best one win!

347
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:24,875
And may I be the best one.

348
00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:25,958
Good luck.

349
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:29,375
It's a ritual.

350
00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:32,125
Cool.

351
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:37,708
Where we first met.

352
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:39,541
-Park.
-Yes!

353
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:40,833
With dinosaurs in front.

354
00:22:40,916 --> 00:22:42,458
No idea.

355
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:45,250
-Dino Park?
-No, you know this.

356
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:49,833
Okay, Jurassic Park. Never mind.
Um, I'm allergic to this.

357
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Nuts?

358
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,791
I've been snacking on nuts
this whole time. I can't be allergic.

359
00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:00,958
If she were allergic to nuts,
she wouldn't be eating them.

360
00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:02,875
-Kurt.
-Fish. She's allergic to fish!

361
00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:07,875
Jaws. Next one. Oh, you know this.
Smooch… bloop.

362
00:23:09,791 --> 00:23:10,875
-Stop!
-Titanic!

363
00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:12,125
Everyone knows that.

364
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:14,666
-My favorite movie.
-What, really?

365
00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:17,416
Zero, nil, nada, niente. Too bad.

366
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Sorry. I'm too stupid for this game.

367
00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:22,041
If I have to lose, I'll lose with you.

368
00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:26,875
Man, I'm getting jealous watching you.
I remember when Zora and I were--

369
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:29,041
Okay, next round. Whose turn is it?

370
00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:30,125
Ours.

371
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,041
Hola. Emma is sleeping now.

372
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,500
Thanks. Then you can call it a day.

373
00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:38,125
-Or maybe join us?
-I'm sure she has other plans.

374
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,291
Have a nice evening.

375
00:23:39,375 --> 00:23:40,750
Sí. Have a nice evening.

376
00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:43,666
-Hossa, eh?
-Hossa?

377
00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:46,000
Hossa. That's what they say in Mexico.

378
00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:52,125
It must be a huge help to have an au pair.

379
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:54,916
Yeah, but I mostly take care
of the little one myself.

380
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,083
Well. The other day
Emma called Gabriela "mom."

381
00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:00,708
What? They were playing house at the time.

382
00:24:00,791 --> 00:24:03,541
Anyway. In any case,
Emma is very keen on her.

383
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:06,000
Just like you, right? Hossa.

384
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:10,166
Please. I've already got my hands full
with Helmut Kohl.

385
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,625
Oli has a bird named Helmut Kohl.

386
00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:15,625
A cockatoo. I used to have
another called Angela Merkel,

387
00:24:15,708 --> 00:24:18,041
but Helmut Kohl pecked her to death.

388
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,416
Fucking patriarchy.

389
00:24:20,166 --> 00:24:23,000
You see, birds in cages
often grow aggressive.

390
00:24:23,083 --> 00:24:26,041
That's why our Helmut Kohl
is free to fly around the study.

391
00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:28,125
So never open that door.

392
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:32,541
And, just theoretically speaking,
if he were to fly off,

393
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:34,583
he'd come back again, right?

394
00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:37,541
God, I don't want to think about it.
So many cats around.

395
00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:39,791
Helmut probably
wouldn't survive very long.

396
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:42,083
That would be terrible. I love Helmut.

397
00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:44,500
They came to my studio once.
It was so cute.

398
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:45,875
Enough talk about birds.

399
00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:49,000
You can never talk enough
about Helmut Kohl.

400
00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:51,625
He's the cockatoo of German reunification.

401
00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,458
Not bad.

402
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:59,958
-Where's the toilet? Bathroom, I mean.
-Down the hall, around the corner.

403
00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:03,125
-But sit down. Kidding. I don't either.
-You're impossible.

404
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:04,958
I do. I always sit down.

405
00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:07,208
Nice. You scared him off
with cockatoo talk.

406
00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:09,375
Yeah, or you did with your Zora drivel.

407
00:25:09,958 --> 00:25:12,583
-Let's take a break.
-Yes, let's take break.

408
00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:30,291
Jan!

409
00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:33,541
Thank God you're alive, man.

410
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:36,375
Of course I'm alive.
What are you doing here?

411
00:25:36,458 --> 00:25:38,500
You said, "jam sandwich."

412
00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:40,000
The code word?

413
00:25:40,583 --> 00:25:43,333
What? Dude, I said, "no jam sandwich."

414
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:47,125
Yeah, and "no jam sandwich"
contains "jam sandwich."

415
00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:49,875
Yeah, dude.
But also "no." You understand? "No."

416
00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:52,958
Where's Eddi?

417
00:25:53,041 --> 00:25:56,000
I gave him a rubber bone
and put on the movie Beethoven.

418
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:02,166
Since you're here,
look for that damn bird.

419
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:06,666
-What? What damn bird?
-A cockatoo, man.

420
00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:09,375
It flew out the window.
It's flying around somewhere.

421
00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:12,083
-A real cockatoo?
-Yes, a real one! It's white.

422
00:26:12,166 --> 00:26:13,916
Okay, challenge accepted.

423
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Jan!

424
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000
What?

425
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:20,375
-What sound does a cockatoo make?
-No clue.

426
00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:22,791
"Cockatoo"?

427
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,666
-Cockatoo!
-Cockatoo!

428
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:28,333
-Yeah, higher. Like, cockatoo.
-Cockatoo!

429
00:26:28,416 --> 00:26:31,708
How would I know? Download a bird app.
One that makes bird noises.

430
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:34,416
Yeah, cool. You can count on me, man.

431
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,250
Oh yeah? Like with the fucking airbag?

432
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:38,625
Why? What happened?

433
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:39,708
It inflated!

434
00:26:39,791 --> 00:26:42,250
It's supposed to inflate. It's an airbag!

435
00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,583
-Forget it, man.
-All right.

436
00:26:48,416 --> 00:26:50,000
-Hey Siri.
-Yes?

437
00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:51,958
What sound does a cockatoo make?

438
00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:38,458
I'm so sorry. I got lost.

439
00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:41,666
No. Todo bien.

440
00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:42,750
All good.

441
00:27:43,416 --> 00:27:44,416
Sorry.

442
00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:47,458
That's the way upstairs.

443
00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:52,708
Did you make the food?

444
00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:57,000
The two of them don't have much free time.

445
00:27:57,541 --> 00:27:59,125
It was delicious. Thank you.

446
00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:01,791
I'm leaving now.

447
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:04,166
Gabriela, we need more guacamo…

448
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:07,750
I got… I got lost. I was actually…

449
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:09,916
Down the hall, around the corner, I said.

450
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,208
This is down the stairs,
along the hall, last door on the right.

451
00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:16,000
I went too far, I guess.

452
00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:21,458
The guacamole.

453
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,666
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

454
00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:26,041
Shall we go on playing?

455
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,041
Yes.

456
00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:36,791
Watch this. Bam, bam and…

457
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,208
-Boom.
-Okay.

458
00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:41,833
You've been blocking me the whole time.
Perhaps I won't give you a job.

459
00:28:41,916 --> 00:28:43,166
-Ha ha.
-A job?

460
00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:46,583
Yes. Pia's going to work for me
as Chief Visual Content Designer.

461
00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:49,000
-Really?
-You're giving up the studio?

462
00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:51,041
Please. Nothing's been decided yet.

463
00:28:51,125 --> 00:28:53,958
When you have kids,
it'll be hard to advance your career.

464
00:28:54,041 --> 00:28:55,500
Maybe Jan doesn't want kids.

465
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:58,666
Maybe it's also a bit too early
to talk about that.

466
00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:01,666
-Have you guys had sex yet?
-Are you serious?

467
00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:03,708
How about we just keep playing.

468
00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:04,791
-My turn?
-Yes.

469
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,500
I'll get that.

470
00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:12,500
Who could that be?
Hopefully not that freak from next door.

471
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:16,250
-Can you play?
-Yeah.

472
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:18,708
Bam. Yes.

473
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:20,875
Okay. Watch this.

474
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:24,083
-My apologies, but I just won.
-Not bad.

475
00:29:24,791 --> 00:29:25,958
Okay.

476
00:29:26,041 --> 00:29:27,208
Look who it is!

477
00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:29,750
Evening, everyone.

478
00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:34,250
I'll just do this.

479
00:29:37,083 --> 00:29:38,291
Hello.

480
00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:43,500
-Matthias.
-Mat.

481
00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:45,791
Jan, hi.

482
00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:46,750
Hi.

483
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
-Jan and Pia have already had sex.
-Kurt.

484
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,208
Okay…

485
00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:56,541
That's it for the icebreaker, I guess.

486
00:29:58,166 --> 00:30:00,666
Sorry, I didn't know
you'd bring someone new.

487
00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:04,125
I hope that doesn't make things awkward.
With your ex suddenly here.

488
00:30:05,291 --> 00:30:07,750
-Honestly?
-Nonsense, not at all.

489
00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:09,750
I brought something for Emma.

490
00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:13,791
-Is the cutie already asleep?
-Yes, thankfully. I mean, sadly.

491
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:16,333
-I'll put it by her crib.
-Very kind of you.

492
00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:18,583
-She can enjoy it tomorrow morning.
-Thanks.

493
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:24,000
-Are you all crazy?
-Did you know about this?

494
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:28,041
-What if I did? It's my house.
-My house.

495
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:31,791
-Ours. And Mat's our friend.
-Most important, he's my ex-boyfriend.

496
00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:33,250
Right.

497
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:37,000
-You mean your ex--
-Kurt, come on. Leave it, seriously.

498
00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:39,083
I'd be happy if Zora were to turn up.

499
00:30:39,166 --> 00:30:41,416
I guess that's where we differ, then.

500
00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:45,000
Oh God, I'm…
I didn't know about this. I'm sorry.

501
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:46,500
Should we leave?

502
00:30:47,666 --> 00:30:49,333
I don't know. What do you think?

503
00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:53,000
Okay, this is a stupid situation,
but let's just make the best of it.

504
00:30:53,083 --> 00:30:54,750
We're all adults, after all.

505
00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:59,666
Plus, I'm going to him next week.
So he'll take it all out on me otherwise.

506
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:01,708
Mat is our dentist.

507
00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:04,708
-Not mine anymore.
-But you saw him just recently?

508
00:31:04,791 --> 00:31:06,000
It was an emergency.

509
00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:09,208
Good God, she's cute!

510
00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:11,916
-Just like her father, right?
-Yeah, such an angel.

511
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,375
-Have a seat.
-Thanks.

512
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:19,041
How's my sweet Luna?

513
00:31:20,041 --> 00:31:24,791
Good. She has a new best friend.
Eddi, that's Jan's dog.

514
00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:28,583
We bought Luna together.

515
00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:30,625
-Or rather…
-Rescued her, right? Yes.

516
00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:33,375
-Cool.
-Yes, she's our baby.

517
00:31:35,791 --> 00:31:38,083
I'll get more wine. Come with me?

518
00:31:38,166 --> 00:31:40,958
-Ah, a nice spot of wine…
-No, I'll get the wine.

519
00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:42,875
Did someone win?

520
00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:46,541
Oh man, sorry.
This is a complete disaster.

521
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:50,125
Maybe we should just leave?

522
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,291
Won't that look like I'm chickening out?

523
00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:54,333
Does that matter?

524
00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:58,708
Karo's right. We're all adults.
It won't be that bad.

525
00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,708
Is there anything else I should know?

526
00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:04,750
You already know more than you need to.

527
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,125
All good?

528
00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:41,125
You know? For that, we're gonna drink
Oli's most expensive wine.

529
00:32:42,250 --> 00:32:44,958
-Do you know anything about wine?
-Do I look like I do?

530
00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:54,666
I think this one looks expensive.

531
00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:56,666
Excellent choice.

532
00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:04,791
When I cook, the kitchen
looks like an absolute pigsty. But Karo…

533
00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:15,708
Another ex-boyfriend?

534
00:33:15,791 --> 00:33:16,666
Ha ha.

535
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:17,791
I'll get it.

536
00:33:23,666 --> 00:33:25,166
They're here again.

537
00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:26,625
We invited them over.

538
00:33:26,708 --> 00:33:29,333
Not them. The wild boars.
There's one in your yard.

539
00:33:29,416 --> 00:33:32,333
-I doubt it. I just fixed the fences.
-I'm quite sure--

540
00:33:32,416 --> 00:33:37,708
Why don't you have yourself a quiet night
in front of the TV for once, Mr. Fieper?

541
00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:38,958
Good night.

542
00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:45,041
So the neighbor is watching the yard.
I guess you need to watch out for him.

543
00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:47,333
Oh, he's got that nicely summarized.

544
00:33:48,750 --> 00:33:50,250
-Probably a cat.
-Let it be.

545
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,375
You said yourself that there are a lot.

546
00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:54,416
-You're impossible.
-I apologize.

547
00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:57,708
As long as they don't walk
on the wet concrete.

548
00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:02,125
-Wet concrete?
-The foundations for the playhouse.

549
00:34:14,916 --> 00:34:15,916
Oops.

550
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,375
Tell me. What happened during Activity?

551
00:34:18,916 --> 00:34:21,416
-Pia and I were always unbeatable.
-All good.

552
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:27,000
Jan was a bit slow on the uptake.
But well, he prefers "Settlers of Qatar."

553
00:34:28,916 --> 00:34:30,125
Like, "Monopolo."

554
00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:33,208
Just kidding, Jan. Just kidding.

555
00:34:33,291 --> 00:34:34,833
Yeah, keep your chin up.

556
00:34:34,916 --> 00:34:38,833
If you've been friends as long as we have,
there are lots of inside jokes.

557
00:34:38,916 --> 00:34:42,166
On vacation, we'd spend
the whole night playing Activity.

558
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:43,375
Yes.

559
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:46,750
That reminds me.
We need to book the holiday home.

560
00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:49,500
I spoke to Papadopoulos.
It'll be gone otherwise.

561
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,041
Crete. In Greece.
We always go there as a group.

562
00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,458
Why don't you come?

563
00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:59,625
I don't think we need to plan right now.

564
00:35:00,958 --> 00:35:02,041
Okay. All right.

565
00:35:02,125 --> 00:35:04,583
Okay, look. Trivial Pursuit.

566
00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:07,875
-Okey dokey. Time for general knowledge.
-Yes.

567
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:11,208
And what was your major?

568
00:35:12,333 --> 00:35:14,166
Nothing. For 16 semesters.

569
00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:19,875
Oh. Sorry. I didn't mean to…

570
00:35:20,958 --> 00:35:23,458
Did you go traveling
after graduating high school?

571
00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:24,750
That was my dream.

572
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:28,208
-It came between graduating and I.
-Me and graduating.

573
00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:30,416
-Yeah, that's what I meant.
-It's fine.

574
00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:33,583
-Jan has an amazing bike shop.
-Wow.

575
00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:37,958
I need a new bike.
Maybe I'll stop by sometime?

576
00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:40,750
-Can you make a living off that?
-Yes.

577
00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:44,541
Fortunately, there are enough dentists
you can hawk overpriced e-bikes to.

578
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:50,166
Are you good with your hands?
You could help Oli with his playhouse.

579
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:52,500
I don't need any help.
It's solid as a rock.

580
00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:02,875
Oops.

581
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,250
All right. Replenishments.

582
00:36:17,416 --> 00:36:20,041
-Would anyone like some?
-Oh, what is it now?

583
00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:22,041
-Is the salsa spicy?
-A bit.

584
00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:25,833
All right. I'll be the quiz master, okay?

585
00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:29,083
-Yes. The newbie goes first?
-Okay.

586
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:33,791
May the best win.

587
00:36:36,750 --> 00:36:37,625
Okay.

588
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,750
Ah, okay. That's Science and Nature.

589
00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:48,125
"What is ascorbic acid
more commonly known as?"

590
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,375
Aspirin? I don't know.

591
00:36:52,458 --> 00:36:56,333
Vitamin C. Can you say "aspirin" again?

592
00:36:57,625 --> 00:36:58,750
No.

593
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:05,250
Ah, yes. Number 32 has a cavity.
Someone should take a look at that.

594
00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:10,041
Call me directly, otherwise you'll wait
six months for an appointment.

595
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:13,166
-History.
-History.

596
00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:16,166
"What year was the Berlin Wall built?"

597
00:37:17,958 --> 00:37:20,833
-Came down in '89 and…
-Yes.

598
00:37:21,416 --> 00:37:22,458
Well?

599
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,458
'63.

600
00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:27,416
Close. '61.

601
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,416
Mat knows everything!

602
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,500
-August 13th.
-What was that?

603
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,625
What time?

604
00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:36,708
What… You and Zora.
Why did you end up taking a break?

605
00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:39,916
Well… Thank you for asking.

606
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:43,208
Zora just wanted a bit of distance.

607
00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:47,166
Like, supposedly I didn't give her
enough space.

608
00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:51,125
But I think in the long run,
this will strengthen our relationship.

609
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:57,583
-What is…?
-Do you have a picture of her?

610
00:38:00,083 --> 00:38:01,083
Yeah.

611
00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:05,500
Hey, we shouldn't encourage this.

612
00:38:08,041 --> 00:38:09,541
Here. That is her.

613
00:38:09,625 --> 00:38:12,916
She posted this to her Insta two days ago.

614
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,708
That blouse was a gift from me.

615
00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:17,250
These are the little secret signals
she's sending.

616
00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:18,208
Yes, probably.

617
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,166
-She looks nice.
-She is.

618
00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:26,083
Last online at 2:17 a.m.?

619
00:38:26,708 --> 00:38:29,916
Yeah, okay.
Probably couldn't sleep, poor thing.

620
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,125
Or she was out partying.

621
00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:33,208
Yes.

622
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:38,458
Maybe. To take her mind off things
because she misses me.

623
00:38:39,041 --> 00:38:41,291
Maybe you shouldn't stalk her on WhatsApp.

624
00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:45,125
What do you mean, "stalking"?
This stuff just shows.

625
00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:47,958
-Anyway, she's my girlfriend.
-She was.

626
00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:50,416
Just delete the number.

627
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:54,333
Look. I've been working on this text
for a while. What do you think?

628
00:38:58,041 --> 00:39:01,333
I don't know.
Maybe it's a little too intimate?

629
00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:03,791
Is this still that same message?

630
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:06,666
Yes. I reworded it again a bit…

631
00:39:10,250 --> 00:39:11,250
Where is it?

632
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,875
Did you just send it?

633
00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:18,583
Huh, what…

634
00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:21,916
What? No, I… I didn't even touch it!.

635
00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:27,708
-You sent it.
-I didn't!

636
00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:30,125
I wouldn't have done that if I were you.

637
00:39:30,208 --> 00:39:33,500
-Okay, maybe I can still delete it?
-Sure, but then she'll see…

638
00:39:33,583 --> 00:39:36,666
Then… she'll see
that I deleted the message.

639
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,833
Shit! Oh man.

640
00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:46,166
Why did you do that? It was a draft!
It had super embarrassing stuff in it.

641
00:39:47,416 --> 00:39:49,583
-I didn't touch it.
-Who did then?

642
00:39:49,666 --> 00:39:51,166
Oh man, Jan, I mean…

643
00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:53,958
If you'd deleted the number,
it wouldn't have happened.

644
00:39:54,041 --> 00:39:56,833
Right. Now it's my fault, as well.

645
00:39:57,875 --> 00:39:58,875
Sheila.

646
00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,250
She'll calm down.

647
00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:02,375
Jesus.

648
00:40:06,541 --> 00:40:07,541
I'll help you.

649
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:13,750
Modolorogin? What's that?

650
00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:15,833
It's a stimulant.

651
00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:18,916
Well, as a pharmacist
she's got easy access, right?

652
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,000
-Wow.
-Crazy.

653
00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:22,375
Quit that!

654
00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:24,375
Shall we keep on playing?

655
00:40:24,458 --> 00:40:28,333
Yes. Good idea. Chin up, Jan.
Everyone fucks up sometimes.

656
00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:31,166
Jan…

657
00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:53,750
Okay. Arts and Literature.

658
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,166
Right.

659
00:40:56,833 --> 00:41:00,708
"Which collection of poems
made Charles Baudelaire famous?"

660
00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:03,041
No idea.

661
00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:06,708
Les fleurs du mal. The Flowers of Evil.

662
00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:09,750
Bravo, correct.
Pronounced correctly too, by the way.

663
00:41:12,666 --> 00:41:16,583
The pining lover bends toward his beloved

664
00:41:16,666 --> 00:41:20,500
like a dying man caressing his own tomb

665
00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:22,041
Bravo.

666
00:41:24,625 --> 00:41:27,208
That doesn't rhyme. He was a bad poet.

667
00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:34,000
Do you remember? Montparnasse.
We once visited Baudelaire's tomb.

668
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:36,666
And then it suddenly started to rain,

669
00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:40,625
and we had to run into a café
absolutely dripping.

670
00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:43,166
The waitress brought us hand towels.

671
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:48,000
We drank champagne, and…
This is what you wrote.

672
00:41:50,416 --> 00:41:52,750
"Thank you for the lovely day."

673
00:41:52,833 --> 00:41:54,166
-With a heart emoji!
-Yes.

674
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,375
Yes. With a heart emoji.

675
00:42:02,291 --> 00:42:03,791
Geography?

676
00:42:03,875 --> 00:42:06,250
"What's the capital of the Bahamas?"

677
00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:07,708
Nassau.

678
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:09,833
We went there, too.

679
00:42:09,916 --> 00:42:10,916
Of course.

680
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,958
Here, one second. Wait.

681
00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:14,333
Boom.

682
00:42:14,416 --> 00:42:16,458
Okay. Cool.

683
00:42:16,541 --> 00:42:18,208
You can't be serious.

684
00:42:19,708 --> 00:42:21,958
That's where I taught Pia to surf.

685
00:42:26,791 --> 00:42:27,625
Nice.

686
00:42:27,708 --> 00:42:31,000
Yeah, wow. In the photos
everything looks super great.

687
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,500
Yeah. Golfing too. And…

688
00:42:39,916 --> 00:42:41,500
Can you drop this bullshit?

689
00:42:42,541 --> 00:42:44,750
-Wait, what?
-Can you drop this bullshit?

690
00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:46,750
That's when I proposed.

691
00:42:47,416 --> 00:42:49,375
Surely Pia told you that we're engaged.

692
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,208
Were engaged. What…

693
00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:57,458
You didn't know?

694
00:42:58,250 --> 00:43:00,625
Sorry. I didn't mean
to make things awkward.

695
00:43:01,208 --> 00:43:05,916
Well, it is a very awkward situation.
For Jan, I mean. And for Pia.

696
00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:13,333
Okay. Come on.
Let's forget it. Kurti, Oli?

697
00:43:16,208 --> 00:43:17,958
I just dropped the die.

698
00:43:18,041 --> 00:43:19,875
So maybe just pick it up again?

699
00:43:20,791 --> 00:43:22,000
Where could it be?

700
00:43:24,541 --> 00:43:29,000
I can't find it. I guess we'll have
to stop with the game. Too bad.

701
00:43:29,083 --> 00:43:31,416
-No. Kurt.
-We'll just get another one.

702
00:43:32,083 --> 00:43:32,916
Come on.

703
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,583
I'll roll for you,
or we'll never get anywhere.

704
00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:37,791
Okay.

705
00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:44,833
"Which song by Rio Reiser was covered
by the band Echt in the year 2000?"

706
00:43:44,916 --> 00:43:47,083
I don't know. I only listen to metal.

707
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:50,125
Maybe Jan knows? Come on, you know this.

708
00:43:50,875 --> 00:43:51,833
"King of Germany"?

709
00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:54,375
Not even close.

710
00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:59,875
Hey, Pia, what kind of guy
did you drag along?

711
00:43:59,958 --> 00:44:03,125
-Hey, where's the guitar?
-Yeah? Okay.

712
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:05,666
Guys. Not the guitar as well. Come on.

713
00:44:06,916 --> 00:44:08,291
A little support.

714
00:44:12,125 --> 00:44:14,125
-Maestro.
-Gracias.

715
00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:16,958
Come on, guys.
Music will loosen things up.

716
00:44:17,041 --> 00:44:18,041
For sure.

717
00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:23,166
I can understand you being angry.

718
00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:26,875
Strictly speaking,
I never said yes to the proposal.

719
00:44:26,958 --> 00:44:28,791
Then why didn't you just tell me?

720
00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,958
Because it didn't mean anything.

721
00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:37,000
And?

722
00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:40,125
Well, Zora is online,
but she hasn't read it yet.

723
00:44:41,125 --> 00:44:43,458
Sorry again.
Even though it wasn't actually me.

724
00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:47,500
Guys, come on. Don't be party poopers.
Get up. Come!

725
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:56,333
The world is looking up at my window

726
00:44:57,166 --> 00:45:01,958
With tired eyes, all dusty and shy

727
00:45:03,041 --> 00:45:04,666
I sit up here…

728
00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:07,583
-Mat is our rock star. That shreds.
-…on my cloud

729
00:45:08,708 --> 00:45:12,916
I see you approaching, but you go on by

730
00:45:13,791 --> 00:45:15,500
JAM SANDWICH!

731
00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:20,166
But it doesn't hurt anymore
No, it doesn't hurt anymore

732
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:24,500
Everything's quiet
And no storms riot in me when I see you

733
00:45:24,583 --> 00:45:26,083
I'm gonna get some fresh air.

734
00:45:26,166 --> 00:45:29,041
It's over, bye-bye June moon…

735
00:45:29,125 --> 00:45:31,375
-Should I come?
-No.

736
00:45:31,458 --> 00:45:34,583
Alex needs help.
I need to make a quick call. Okay?

737
00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:39,500
It's over, bye-bye…

738
00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:47,958
"Mat is our rock star."

739
00:45:54,833 --> 00:45:55,833
Alex?

740
00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:01,708
Alex?

741
00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:14,750
-Yes?
-Where are you?

742
00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:16,875
In the neighbor's yard.

743
00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:20,041
What are you doing there?

744
00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:22,416
I'm just hanging around.

745
00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:38,458
Alex?

746
00:46:38,541 --> 00:46:39,708
Here. Up here.

747
00:46:42,041 --> 00:46:43,291
-What the hell?
-Exactly.

748
00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:47,541
That stupid bird came over here.
And suddenly, "whoosh."

749
00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:51,208
Now you know what a wild boar feels like.

750
00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:52,875
Hilarious.

751
00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:56,375
You may undo the rope. Over there.

752
00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:01,166
Yes, but carefully!

753
00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:04,458
It's over

754
00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:09,791
It's over, bye-bye

755
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:16,125
How are things in there?

756
00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:19,041
Complete disaster.
Now Pia's ex has shown up.

757
00:47:19,125 --> 00:47:20,500
-What?
-Yes.

758
00:47:20,583 --> 00:47:21,833
What does he want?

759
00:47:22,541 --> 00:47:23,500
Pia.

760
00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:25,625
Then punch him in the mouth.

761
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:27,333
Yeah, I'm this close.

762
00:47:27,416 --> 00:47:29,250
Or kick his ass in the games.

763
00:47:30,791 --> 00:47:33,166
-Who's doing that shit singing?
-The guy.

764
00:47:35,125 --> 00:47:37,750
Then punch him in the mouth
real soon, man.

765
00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:47,541
…bye-bye, June moon

766
00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:50,375
It's over…

767
00:47:50,458 --> 00:47:53,500
-I thought maybe you had left.
-On the contrary. I am here.

768
00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:03,083
That'll be a bonus point for sure.

769
00:48:03,166 --> 00:48:08,250
And I think we're all agree.
In Trivial Pursuit, Mat is unbeatable.

770
00:48:08,833 --> 00:48:10,625
Next game, the Saga of Toraca!

771
00:48:10,708 --> 00:48:12,541
Do we have to?

772
00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:13,833
Yes, we have to.

773
00:48:13,916 --> 00:48:15,791
We haven't played Jan's game yet.

774
00:48:16,791 --> 00:48:19,375
Yeah. I'm sure that's also great.
What's it called?

775
00:48:19,958 --> 00:48:21,708
-"Who's Most Likely To…"
-What?

776
00:48:22,416 --> 00:48:25,791
Maybe let's just start.
It will become clear as we go, okay?

777
00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:27,791
-Do we need pens?
-Yes.

778
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:28,791
Okay.

779
00:48:29,291 --> 00:48:31,125
-Sheila.
-Yeah.

780
00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:32,625
I'll sit up here.

781
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:43,958
-And now?
-Now you take one card from the deck.

782
00:48:44,916 --> 00:48:47,708
"Who's most likely to drink the others
under the table?"

783
00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:49,958
-I see. You write down the name?
-Exactly.

784
00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:57,541
Everyone done?

785
00:48:57,625 --> 00:48:58,708
And turn them around.

786
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:06,416
Why did you write me? Because lesbians
always drink? You drink a lot more.

787
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,041
-Like, when?
-Like, always.

788
00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:11,375
There's nothing wrong
with a spot of wine now and then.

789
00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:14,083
Even calling it "a spot of wine."
I also wrote you.

790
00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:15,291
Me too.

791
00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:18,208
Kurt, you live in my house.
I expect a bit more respect.

792
00:49:18,291 --> 00:49:20,375
-In my house.
-In our house.

793
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:23,375
I also wrote your name, my friend.

794
00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:24,750
Oh yeah?

795
00:49:25,333 --> 00:49:27,458
-Wow. Okay.
-Look, Karo wrote me down.

796
00:49:27,541 --> 00:49:28,750
I'm cool with it.

797
00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:31,750
If I didn't have a career and a child,
I'd drink more too.

798
00:49:31,833 --> 00:49:34,375
By the way, Karo offered Pia a job.
What was it?

799
00:49:34,458 --> 00:49:36,416
Chief Visual Content Designer.

800
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:37,875
That's amazing.

801
00:49:37,958 --> 00:49:39,250
-You see?
-Take it!

802
00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:41,875
Why don't you let her decide for herself?

803
00:49:43,416 --> 00:49:46,291
I think someone can't handle
his girlfriend earning more.

804
00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:47,708
Who would that be?

805
00:49:48,208 --> 00:49:50,416
Janni, it was a joke.

806
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,166
Okay, what's the next step?

807
00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:56,291
Oliver got the most votes.
That means he has to drink a shot.

808
00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:59,541
Strange game, but okay.

809
00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:10,833
Guys. She read the message.

810
00:50:11,458 --> 00:50:13,375
Oh God. Now I need a drink too.

811
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:17,000
Okay. "Who's most likely to have burnout?"

812
00:50:20,750 --> 00:50:21,791
Ready?

813
00:50:21,875 --> 00:50:22,791
Flip.

814
00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:28,250
Working lots doesn't mean
I'll have burnout.

815
00:50:28,333 --> 00:50:31,541
Yeah, I also work a lot. A whole lot.

816
00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:35,958
And our relationship
really suffered from it.

817
00:50:36,041 --> 00:50:39,916
Yeah? Tell us. Was that before
or after your trip to the Bahamas?

818
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,583
Both, actually.

819
00:50:41,666 --> 00:50:44,958
In particular our sex life
suffered a lot because of it.

820
00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:49,166
At first, we couldn't get enough
of each other.

821
00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:52,416
We were basically fucking
day and night, everywhere.

822
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,958
Mat, this isn't the place.

823
00:50:54,041 --> 00:50:55,708
Are there pictures of that, too?

824
00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:58,416
Pia, I never apologized to you.

825
00:50:59,416 --> 00:51:00,625
Pia.

826
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:06,250
If you lose a beautiful,
fascinating woman like you,

827
00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:08,250
you've messed up.

828
00:51:09,291 --> 00:51:12,791
Really messed up. And I am sorry.

829
00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:16,916
It's in the past.

830
00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:20,625
But it's nice of you to say it again
here in front of everyone.

831
00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:25,666
Okay, then let's move on.
Or did you want to recite another poem?

832
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:33,250
By the way, a new archaeological museum
has opened on Crete.

833
00:51:33,333 --> 00:51:34,291
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.

834
00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:36,625
I don't know
if Jan is interested in culture.

835
00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:38,583
I'm sure you can bike there too.

836
00:51:38,666 --> 00:51:41,500
Thanks. I do have interests
other than cycling.

837
00:51:41,583 --> 00:51:42,583
Such as?

838
00:51:44,291 --> 00:51:46,666
Collecting antiques, for example.

839
00:51:49,958 --> 00:51:51,166
The Boccelli bike.

840
00:51:52,041 --> 00:51:53,750
-Bottecchia.
-Right.

841
00:51:54,916 --> 00:51:56,250
A bike?

842
00:51:56,333 --> 00:51:57,500
I've got a bike too.

843
00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:06,000
"Who's most likely
to be admitted to a psych ward?"

844
00:52:06,083 --> 00:52:06,916
Oliver.

845
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,916
-Hey now!
-True.

846
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,750
Yeah, you and your role-playing thing,
that is a bit…

847
00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:14,375
If therapy can fix it,
please, by all means.

848
00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:17,000
If you guys would come
to a role-playing event,

849
00:52:17,083 --> 00:52:20,083
you'd understand the fascination.
But okay, forget it.

850
00:52:20,166 --> 00:52:22,541
Wearing ridiculous costumes
and fighting orcs?

851
00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:26,125
I don't get what's fascinating about that.
Next card, please.

852
00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:28,166
"Who's likely to play table tennis naked?"

853
00:52:28,250 --> 00:52:30,708
Naked, yes. But I can't play table tennis.

854
00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:33,250
And you should also look good naked.

855
00:52:33,333 --> 00:52:36,708
I can play table tennis,
and I look good naked. Right, Pia?

856
00:52:37,375 --> 00:52:39,125
Come on. Next card.

857
00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:41,291
"Who's likely to overcome a predator?"

858
00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:42,625
Jan. Jan could do it.

859
00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:45,125
Jan can definitely subdue dogs.

860
00:52:45,875 --> 00:52:50,625
Yeah, but dogs are a whole different game
from lions and tigers.

861
00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:53,208
Okay, let's see.

862
00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,875
Are you guys serious?

863
00:53:00,166 --> 00:53:01,416
That wimp?

864
00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:04,291
I'll give you the tiger pelt
to lie on naked.

865
00:53:04,375 --> 00:53:06,750
Nobody thinks I could do it because…

866
00:53:06,833 --> 00:53:08,541
Don't be silly.

867
00:53:08,625 --> 00:53:10,041
Yes, don't be silly.

868
00:53:12,083 --> 00:53:15,208
You guys notice anything?
I'm only picked for the shitty stuff.

869
00:53:15,291 --> 00:53:19,333
Boozing, psychiatry… Fighting wild animals
is for other people, right?

870
00:53:19,416 --> 00:53:22,541
-Not the fat, stupid teacher.
-Nobody can defeat a predator.

871
00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:25,833
-Seriously. Calm down.
-I'm sick of you all seeing me as a loser.

872
00:53:25,916 --> 00:53:30,125
-That's nonsense.
-It's not! No one respects me anymore!

873
00:53:30,208 --> 00:53:33,625
There's a moocher in my house,
and my wife sides with him!

874
00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:35,708
-In my house.
-In our house!

875
00:53:36,708 --> 00:53:37,708
Oli, come back!

876
00:53:40,208 --> 00:53:42,291
Who does he mean by "moocher"?

877
00:53:43,666 --> 00:53:44,666
Emma?

878
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,250
Or Gabriela?

879
00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:48,875
Oli, come back!

880
00:53:55,208 --> 00:53:56,833
Your game fucking sucks, Jan.

881
00:53:57,416 --> 00:53:59,166
Why don't you sing a song about it?

882
00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:00,791
Get a grip now, both of you.

883
00:54:00,875 --> 00:54:03,000
When this loudmouth keeps provoking me?

884
00:54:03,083 --> 00:54:05,333
-Oli, you can't be serious.
-Leave me alone.

885
00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:07,083
Oli, take that off.

886
00:54:07,166 --> 00:54:08,333
Leave me alone!

887
00:54:09,375 --> 00:54:10,250
Oli, please.

888
00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:11,875
Just look away, then.

889
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:15,625
Well done. Now you've really got
one foot in the psych ward.

890
00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:16,958
Oli, what is this?

891
00:54:17,041 --> 00:54:21,041
Forget Oli. I am Ogandur,
the almighty King of the Elves.

892
00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:25,583
Yeah, laugh it up, you guys.

893
00:54:25,666 --> 00:54:29,791
But I can turn stone into gold
and talk to plants and trees.

894
00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:33,375
And at the events,
my subjects kneel before me in droves.

895
00:54:33,458 --> 00:54:36,375
I'll stand. You're embarrassing us
in front of everyone.

896
00:54:36,458 --> 00:54:39,833
That's your biggest fear, isn't it?
That I'll embarrass you.

897
00:54:39,916 --> 00:54:43,208
That the facade will crumble.
The oh-so-perfect Karo,

898
00:54:43,291 --> 00:54:46,541
who can run a company
and be there for her kid around the clock

899
00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:50,500
while keeping house on the side
and telling everyone what they can do!

900
00:54:50,583 --> 00:54:53,083
I'm sorry I'm not content
to settle for mediocrity!

901
00:54:53,166 --> 00:54:56,500
All of that ensures
that we lead a very nice life!

902
00:54:56,583 --> 00:54:58,041
Where I hardly ever see you

903
00:54:58,125 --> 00:55:01,125
because you have to pop pills
just to function!

904
00:55:01,708 --> 00:55:03,250
The pills were for Karo?

905
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,750
-They fell out of your bag.
-Yes.

906
00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:09,458
Why are you hiding this from me?

907
00:55:09,541 --> 00:55:11,083
Patient confidentiality?

908
00:55:11,166 --> 00:55:13,791
I bet she didn't hide our sex problems.

909
00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:16,708
We don't have a sex problem.
We simply don't have sex.

910
00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:22,916
Okay, here's a quiz for you. Why do Oli
and Karo not have sex anymore?

911
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,375
A. Because she's tired.

912
00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:28,125
B. Because her brother is nosy
and inquires the next day.

913
00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:30,750
Here's a hint, you can choose
more than one answer.

914
00:55:31,750 --> 00:55:34,166
Is that why
you keep hanging around Gabriela?

915
00:55:34,250 --> 00:55:37,625
What are you two doing down there anyway?
Does she kneel before you?

916
00:55:37,708 --> 00:55:38,916
-That's not…
-Please.

917
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,791
She wore your shirt earlier.
The one from Mardi Gras.

918
00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:44,375
Pop quiz. How did it end up down there?

919
00:55:44,458 --> 00:55:48,000
A. It flew there by itself.
B. You took it off down there.

920
00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:50,125
Here's a hint, it's B!

921
00:55:54,041 --> 00:55:55,083
Giveth way!

922
00:55:55,666 --> 00:55:58,125
-Oli…
-Ogandur.

923
00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:04,833
-But Oli…
-Ogandur!

924
00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:15,750
-I hadn't heard anything. Really.
-What?

925
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:17,291
EAGLE HAS LANDED! STUDY, NOW!

926
00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:20,000
-I didn't know how bad things were.
-Oh, sweetheart.

927
00:56:20,791 --> 00:56:22,458
I'm fine. Really.

928
00:56:22,541 --> 00:56:25,166
I know how it can be.
Back then, with Zora--

929
00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:26,916
Just give it a rest!

930
00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:30,791
Hey, I got it. All good.

931
00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:36,375
My God, you're the best, Alex.

932
00:56:36,458 --> 00:56:40,000
Yeah. This is Gabriela.
She's an au pair here.

933
00:56:40,083 --> 00:56:44,875
Super funny story. I got lost,
and suddenly I was in her kitchen.

934
00:56:46,666 --> 00:56:47,666
It happens.

935
00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:52,708
Yeah. Gabriela makes
the best guacamole in the world, man.

936
00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:55,750
She has a problem with her bike.
The chain keeps coming off.

937
00:56:55,833 --> 00:56:58,708
-I'll fix it. All good.
-Fine. Can I please have the bird?

938
00:56:58,791 --> 00:57:00,125
Yes. Here.

939
00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:05,791
-Here.
-That is not the cockatoo.

940
00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:08,333
Are you sure?

941
00:57:09,416 --> 00:57:12,833
That's a normal fucking pigeon, man.
Of course I am sure.

942
00:57:12,916 --> 00:57:16,375
Okay. Do you think he'll notice?

943
00:57:17,291 --> 00:57:18,375
Will he…

944
00:57:21,250 --> 00:57:25,500
Alex, let that poor thing go
and find the right damn animal, okay?

945
00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:28,541
-Please, man!
-Yeah, sure. Okay. Yes.

946
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,541
SAGA OF TORACA

947
00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:44,541
I, Ogandur, King of the Elves,
shall now begin my journey to Toraca.

948
00:57:44,625 --> 00:57:48,541
Follow me, or thou shalt forever remain
in the realm of the ignorant.

949
00:57:49,375 --> 00:57:50,541
Monopoly?

950
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,458
Number five, you enter the magic fortress.
I'll fight the troll.

951
00:57:59,541 --> 00:58:01,083
He can't be serious.

952
00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:05,208
-Where were you?
-I have one more question.

953
00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:11,500
Watch out! There are orcs behind you.
Orcs at nine o'clock.

954
00:58:12,166 --> 00:58:15,041
Did you call me a loudmouth earlier?

955
00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,250
I'm sure he didn't.

956
00:58:16,333 --> 00:58:18,166
Yes, I may have. Yeah.

957
00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:21,333
Okay. Then we've got ourselves
a bit of a problem.

958
00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:24,041
I don't like being called a loudmouth.

959
00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,041
Not by anyone.

960
00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:28,458
And certainly not
by a bicycle-selling loser like you.

961
00:58:28,541 --> 00:58:32,166
I'm sorry. I didn't know that.

962
00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:33,875
You loudmouth.

963
00:58:34,583 --> 00:58:35,875
Apologize!

964
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:40,750
No.

965
00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:42,666
Guys, you two make up now, okay?

966
00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:44,833
This is annoying. Let's play Monopoly.

967
00:58:44,916 --> 00:58:47,250
No, I won't let this slide.

968
00:58:48,208 --> 00:58:49,250
I'm calling you out.

969
00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:53,791
-Let's settle this like men.
-You want to duel me?

970
00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:54,875
Yes.

971
00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:56,750
In table tennis.

972
00:58:57,833 --> 00:59:03,083
And of course he chickens out!
You are such a loser.

973
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:06,000
If there was a table,
I'd kick your ass so bad.

974
00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:08,125
We have a table in the basement.

975
00:59:08,208 --> 00:59:10,916
And I have an idea
that's much better than Monopoly.

976
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,333
At first glance, it's a draw.

977
00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:43,500
This is my first time seeing a dick
in 20 years. Haven't missed it.

978
00:59:44,125 --> 00:59:46,375
As far as I'm concerned,
this is unnecessary.

979
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,958
You better cheer on your Jan.
Or would you rather let him dangle?

980
00:59:53,541 --> 00:59:55,833
Dick jokes. How original.

981
00:59:55,916 --> 00:59:57,000
Matthias to serve.

982
00:59:57,083 --> 00:59:59,250
Hang on, what are you playing for?

983
00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:00,750
I thought it was for Pia.

984
01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:03,208
Not funny.

985
01:00:04,666 --> 01:00:08,333
The loser downs a bottle of chili sauce.
Or is that too extreme for you?

986
01:00:08,416 --> 01:00:11,333
-But Matthias can't handle spice.
-Precisely.

987
01:00:12,041 --> 01:00:13,250
No. No problem.

988
01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:15,333
Okay then.

989
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:19,291
-Anyway, I'll win.
-The loser downs a bottle of chili sauce.

990
01:00:28,666 --> 01:00:29,666
Yes!

991
01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:33,125
1-0, Matthias.

992
01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:35,250
Did I mention I used to play in a club?

993
01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:38,750
No, that's the one thing
you haven't yet bragged about yet.

994
01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:48,750
2-0, Matthias.

995
01:00:48,833 --> 01:00:50,916
I'd hoped for an opponent, not a victim.

996
01:01:01,916 --> 01:01:03,041
Bam!

997
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,500
Yes!

998
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:25,708
10-3 to Matthias.

999
01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:28,375
Seven match points.

1000
01:01:29,708 --> 01:01:31,708
That looks like castration.

1001
01:01:32,416 --> 01:01:34,000
He's down to the last ball.

1002
01:01:53,208 --> 01:01:54,291
You all right?

1003
01:02:08,041 --> 01:02:10,500
Point for Jan. 10-4.

1004
01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:18,125
10-5.

1005
01:02:27,708 --> 01:02:28,916
10-6.

1006
01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:35,083
10-7.

1007
01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:40,166
Fuck. Come on!

1008
01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:47,125
Who's the victim now? Come on.

1009
01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:56,583
11-10.

1010
01:02:58,583 --> 01:03:00,000
Match point for Jan.

1011
01:03:12,333 --> 01:03:14,291
Wouldn't you rather use a new ball?

1012
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:26,708
-Yes!
-No!

1013
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,833
Victory to Jan!

1014
01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:32,708
Yeah! Yes, man!

1015
01:03:32,791 --> 01:03:34,875
Looks like the victim just won, eh?

1016
01:03:34,958 --> 01:03:39,750
Yeah! Yes!

1017
01:03:39,833 --> 01:03:40,666
Yeah, baby.

1018
01:03:42,083 --> 01:03:42,916
Jan…

1019
01:03:53,291 --> 01:03:54,666
I wouldn't do that.

1020
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:58,250
Remember my piri-piri chicken?
You had it coming out of every orifice.

1021
01:04:00,958 --> 01:04:02,208
Message from Zora.

1022
01:04:02,291 --> 01:04:05,458
I won't open it now.
Or she'll think I'm just waiting--

1023
01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:07,166
Jesus, just look at it.

1024
01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:11,208
Yes, alright. "I'll call you in a bit."
And a smiley.

1025
01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:15,708
But not the normal one, the red cheek one.
That's a good sign, right?

1026
01:04:15,791 --> 01:04:18,250
Signs are often not what they appear.

1027
01:04:28,416 --> 01:04:29,875
I would have done it too.

1028
01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:32,041
But I won.

1029
01:04:59,875 --> 01:05:02,208
I actually barely feel anything at a…

1030
01:05:23,666 --> 01:05:25,958
Who's the loser now?

1031
01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:39,541
What's wrong with you?
I'm not a fucking trophy!

1032
01:05:40,041 --> 01:05:41,041
Go check on him.

1033
01:05:43,208 --> 01:05:45,333
-You'd rather I help him?
-Fine, I'm going.

1034
01:05:45,416 --> 01:05:49,208
-Watch out! There are orcs behind you.
-You're so annoying!

1035
01:05:56,958 --> 01:05:57,958
Do you need help?

1036
01:05:58,041 --> 01:05:59,041
No.

1037
01:06:10,833 --> 01:06:12,333
Here. Try this.

1038
01:06:21,250 --> 01:06:22,958
Maybe you'd better lie down.

1039
01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:33,250
-He didn't just drink the milk, did he?
-Yes.

1040
01:06:33,333 --> 01:06:34,833
I'll gladly buy you a new one.

1041
01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:37,791
You can't buy it! You can only pump it.

1042
01:06:40,583 --> 01:06:44,583
This is the worst game night ever.
And I put so much effort into this.

1043
01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:46,250
Well…

1044
01:06:48,791 --> 01:06:51,166
Gabriela did the cooking. So what?

1045
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:53,833
You want to hold that against me?

1046
01:06:53,916 --> 01:06:57,666
No, but why pretend that you did?
Is that how things are done in Grunewald?

1047
01:06:57,750 --> 01:06:58,833
Hey!

1048
01:06:59,875 --> 01:07:01,625
How do you know anyway?

1049
01:07:01,708 --> 01:07:04,291
Yes, Jan. Tell us
how you ended up in her rooms

1050
01:07:04,375 --> 01:07:05,916
as she came out of the shower.

1051
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,666
I got lost. So?

1052
01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:11,625
You took several wrong turns tonight,
regardless of what you were looking for!

1053
01:07:11,708 --> 01:07:12,708
Yes.

1054
01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:21,583
-Where are you going?
-What's all that about?

1055
01:07:21,666 --> 01:07:24,125
Also this dick-measuring contest
with Matthias.

1056
01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:28,000
And I don't mean that figuratively.
You were literally comparing your dicks.

1057
01:07:28,083 --> 01:07:30,333
It's not my fault that your ex-boyfriend…

1058
01:07:30,416 --> 01:07:33,166
Sorry, no, your ex-fiancé showed up.

1059
01:07:33,666 --> 01:07:35,291
Anyway, he started it.

1060
01:07:35,375 --> 01:07:38,791
Oh, "he started it." Tell me,
are we in kindergarten now?

1061
01:07:38,875 --> 01:07:42,666
-No, we're at a fucking game night.
-Which always used to be great fun!

1062
01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:44,333
When I wasn't there?

1063
01:07:44,416 --> 01:07:47,833
Sorry that I don't fit into
your perfect world of the rich and smart.

1064
01:07:49,083 --> 01:07:50,291
What are you saying?

1065
01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:52,583
Everyone here won at the Monopoly of life.

1066
01:07:52,666 --> 01:07:55,208
And there are no bike shops in Monopoly.

1067
01:07:55,291 --> 01:07:57,583
So what? No photo studios either.

1068
01:07:57,666 --> 01:08:00,333
Yeah, that's why
you're going to work for Karo soon.

1069
01:08:00,416 --> 01:08:03,625
Then you'll be able to afford
a fucking yellow street at least.

1070
01:08:05,291 --> 01:08:08,000
You really did take a wrong turn
somewhere today.

1071
01:08:08,083 --> 01:08:11,666
-I thought you were more relaxed.
-I usually am.

1072
01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:14,708
But you had to drag me
into this fucked-up game here.

1073
01:08:14,791 --> 01:08:19,375
And by the way, I don't collect antiques.
I just have an old bicycle on my wall.

1074
01:08:20,916 --> 01:08:21,916
Pia.

1075
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:27,125
I'm so sorry about everything.

1076
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,541
But our kiss the other day,
it got me kind of confused.

1077
01:08:33,291 --> 01:08:34,625
And ever since then, I…

1078
01:08:43,458 --> 01:08:44,791
You kissed Mat?

1079
01:08:45,416 --> 01:08:46,708
Why didn't I know that?

1080
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,833
Was that the emergency?

1081
01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:55,541
That was before us.

1082
01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:58,125
Well, before we were properly together.

1083
01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:03,625
Wow, okay. I'm really learning so much
about you today.

1084
01:09:06,625 --> 01:09:09,291
Alex, forget the dumb bird,
we're getting out of here.

1085
01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:19,500
Good evening.

1086
01:09:22,916 --> 01:09:25,291
But, like, beautiful yard.

1087
01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:29,083
Hi. Hey.

1088
01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:35,541
The playhouse… It's…

1089
01:09:36,291 --> 01:09:38,333
It's no longer there.

1090
01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:41,875
The statics, probably.

1091
01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:47,250
Bird? What bird?

1092
01:09:56,916 --> 01:09:57,916
Fuck.

1093
01:09:58,583 --> 01:10:00,458
Yeah. You can say that again.

1094
01:10:00,541 --> 01:10:02,958
No. My key is gone, man.

1095
01:10:03,541 --> 01:10:04,958
My girlfriend is gone.

1096
01:10:06,083 --> 01:10:08,375
Kind of a shitty night for all of us, huh?

1097
01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:10,791
Oh shit.

1098
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:16,041
I probably lost it
when I was caught in that damn trap.

1099
01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:18,500
You can't be serious.

1100
01:10:19,875 --> 01:10:22,541
It was somewhere around here, wasn't it?

1101
01:10:24,833 --> 01:10:25,791
Strange.

1102
01:10:26,541 --> 01:10:27,500
What?

1103
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,666
The net I was caught in earlier.

1104
01:10:30,958 --> 01:10:31,916
It's gone.

1105
01:10:34,083 --> 01:10:35,583
Oh God! Fuck!

1106
01:10:37,125 --> 01:10:38,125
Yeah.

1107
01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:41,166
Now you also know how a wild boar feels.

1108
01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:48,125
"Desperately seeking
my umbrella cockatoo Helmut Kohl."

1109
01:10:52,375 --> 01:10:53,666
Exclamation point.

1110
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:56,875
-Why didn't you tell me about the kiss?
-Yes. Why?

1111
01:10:58,375 --> 01:11:01,041
I don't know.
Because it didn't mean anything.

1112
01:11:01,125 --> 01:11:04,708
-A kiss always means something.
-A kiss always means something.

1113
01:11:04,791 --> 01:11:06,666
-You're annoying.
-You're annoying.

1114
01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:09,750
Maybe you should hold back
from giving relationship advice.

1115
01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:11,708
Okay, wow. That was mean.

1116
01:11:12,291 --> 01:11:14,125
You all behaved terribly tonight.

1117
01:11:14,625 --> 01:11:16,375
Yes, but so did your Jan.

1118
01:11:17,083 --> 01:11:18,041
Yes.

1119
01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:19,833
Leave Jan alone.

1120
01:11:19,916 --> 01:11:22,708
He let Helmut Kohl fly off. Idiot.

1121
01:11:24,166 --> 01:11:26,708
And you invited Matthias.
What were you thinking?

1122
01:11:26,791 --> 01:11:30,625
He said you two might still have a shot.
After the kiss, that is.

1123
01:11:30,708 --> 01:11:32,500
I wanted to help him.

1124
01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:37,000
That's also why you only drew cards
he was prepared for in Trivial Pursuit.

1125
01:11:37,083 --> 01:11:38,083
You noticed that?

1126
01:11:39,041 --> 01:11:40,041
I'm not an idiot!

1127
01:11:40,125 --> 01:11:43,000
She's not an idiot,
or Jan wouldn't be with her.

1128
01:11:44,625 --> 01:11:45,750
And now?

1129
01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:47,541
Now nothing.

1130
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,208
-What if that guy comes?
-What if he doesn't?

1131
01:11:53,166 --> 01:11:54,750
You think he'll shoot us?

1132
01:11:55,291 --> 01:11:58,125
We didn't work our way up
just to be shot in Grunewald.

1133
01:11:58,208 --> 01:12:01,291
Don't be stupid. He won't shoot people.
He's hunting boars.

1134
01:12:01,375 --> 01:12:04,750
Yeah. And what if he shoots first
and looks later?

1135
01:12:06,250 --> 01:12:09,041
I'm still young.
I've got my whole life ahead of me.

1136
01:12:09,625 --> 01:12:12,625
The shop is in the black
for the first time this year.

1137
01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:14,250
Why now of all times?

1138
01:12:14,333 --> 01:12:18,083
What do you want me to say?
I just left the woman of my dreams.

1139
01:12:18,166 --> 01:12:20,916
If I get shot now,
Pia will never know how I feel.

1140
01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:25,500
-That sounds serious.
-Yes, it is.

1141
01:12:26,166 --> 01:12:28,666
Then we need to get out of here now, bro.

1142
01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:33,541
-I think you have to shift over here.
-Not like that.

1143
01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:36,000
Alex, that won't…

1144
01:12:37,125 --> 01:12:38,458
Guys, where is Mat?

1145
01:12:38,541 --> 01:12:41,208
Probably hugging the toilet.
Serves him right.

1146
01:12:46,958 --> 01:12:47,875
Matthias?

1147
01:12:48,375 --> 01:12:50,875
Pia.

1148
01:12:50,958 --> 01:12:53,125
-It's me. Don't hang up.
-Put it on speaker.

1149
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:55,000
I wanted to tell you one thing.

1150
01:12:55,083 --> 01:12:56,041
I love you.

1151
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,500
And it just hurts me
that you are with this loser.

1152
01:13:01,541 --> 01:13:05,041
Hey, jerk. Honk one more time, I dare you!

1153
01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:06,833
I'm a dentist!

1154
01:13:06,916 --> 01:13:09,875
Pia, you deserve better.

1155
01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:10,833
Me!

1156
01:13:10,916 --> 01:13:14,000
I'm your king. I'm a fighter.

1157
01:13:14,083 --> 01:13:16,833
And for you, I'd even defeat a tiger.

1158
01:13:16,916 --> 01:13:19,375
Yes. That's what I'm going to do now.

1159
01:13:19,458 --> 01:13:22,666
I'll put a bow on it
and gift it to you. Pia!

1160
01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:23,875
I'm a predator!

1161
01:13:26,208 --> 01:13:30,875
Don't be stupid.
Maybe just drive home and sleep it off.

1162
01:13:30,958 --> 01:13:36,166
Turn left in 800 meters, then you'll be
at your destination, Zoological Garden.

1163
01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:38,916
-What is he doing at the zoo?
-Matthias?

1164
01:13:39,625 --> 01:13:41,541
-We…
-Matthias?

1165
01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:42,541
Don't hang…

1166
01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:44,833
Hey. Can you reach my phone?

1167
01:13:44,916 --> 01:13:47,083
-Where?
-In my pants pocket.

1168
01:13:47,166 --> 01:13:48,208
Okay, let me try.

1169
01:13:48,291 --> 01:13:50,208
-More to the right. Right.
-Here?

1170
01:13:50,291 --> 01:13:52,333
No! That's left.

1171
01:13:52,416 --> 01:13:53,416
Oh, oops.

1172
01:13:59,375 --> 01:14:00,583
Shh!

1173
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:06,875
Fuck.

1174
01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:22,375
Please! Don't shoot!

1175
01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:25,375
-What are you doing in my yard?
-We can explain.

1176
01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:28,125
-He lost his key here.
-What's his key doing here?

1177
01:14:28,208 --> 01:14:29,750
I wanted to catch the cockatoo

1178
01:14:29,833 --> 01:14:32,208
so my pal wouldn't lose
the woman of his dreams.

1179
01:14:32,291 --> 01:14:34,458
He said jam sandwich on the phone.

1180
01:14:35,416 --> 01:14:37,500
-We've had a really lousy evening.
-Yes.

1181
01:14:37,583 --> 01:14:41,791
Just let us go.
We won't tell anyone you shot the bird.

1182
01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:48,416
I didn't shoot it.

1183
01:14:49,916 --> 01:14:51,791
Here. It's just tranquilized.

1184
01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:55,750
A cockatoo wouldn't survive long.
We have a lot of cats around.

1185
01:14:55,833 --> 01:14:58,500
Half an hour, and he'll be up and about.
Is it yours?

1186
01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:02,375
No. It belongs to Mr. Hoffmann next door.
But can I take it?

1187
01:15:02,458 --> 01:15:04,375
-Fine by me.
-If you could just…

1188
01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,083
Oh, right. Of course.

1189
01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:08,625
But carefully!

1190
01:15:30,250 --> 01:15:31,708
-Hey!
-Hey.

1191
01:15:33,750 --> 01:15:34,833
Is that Helmut Kohl?

1192
01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:38,208
Yeah, but don't worry.
He's just taking a little nap.

1193
01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:45,000
Come in. I've got the place to myself.
We can hang out a bit, as pals.

1194
01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:47,458
Got the place to yourself? Why?

1195
01:15:47,541 --> 01:15:49,125
Everyone else went to the zoo.

1196
01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:53,416
But I was there only the other day,
so I said I'd stay here.

1197
01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:56,291
Hang on, K. Why did they go to the zoo?

1198
01:15:56,833 --> 01:15:58,541
Because of Matthias, of course.

1199
01:16:00,125 --> 01:16:02,375
I'm lost. Why did that guy go to the zoo?

1200
01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:04,833
And what does this
have to do with my game?

1201
01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:06,541
I'll explain later, okay?

1202
01:16:10,333 --> 01:16:12,125
You can ride with me, Jan.

1203
01:16:12,625 --> 01:16:14,375
Thanks, K. That's all right.

1204
01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:29,250
What an idiot.

1205
01:16:30,208 --> 01:16:32,250
Do you mean Mat or Jan? Or Oli?

1206
01:16:32,333 --> 01:16:34,208
-I can hear you.
-I know.

1207
01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:40,041
-Just as long as you two stick together.
-I thought so too, before tonight.

1208
01:16:41,041 --> 01:16:44,041
-Yes, I should've told you about the kiss.
-All this sucks.

1209
01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:47,333
Give me that stuff now.

1210
01:16:50,416 --> 01:16:52,291
I don't like you taking those things.

1211
01:16:52,916 --> 01:16:55,458
-Or you giving them to her.
-I agree.

1212
01:16:55,541 --> 01:16:57,416
Those are just placebos anyway.

1213
01:16:59,666 --> 01:17:03,583
You kept wanting more, so I switched
them out. I won't let you become a junkie.

1214
01:17:03,666 --> 01:17:06,625
You all just think
I'm some messed-up workaholic.

1215
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:10,583
That's nonsense. I have huge respect
for what you've built for yourself.

1216
01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:14,166
But I don't want to work at your company.

1217
01:17:14,708 --> 01:17:18,041
I'm so glad.
I just can't see you working a real job.

1218
01:17:18,125 --> 01:17:21,916
Real job? It was a well-meaning offer
between girlfriends.

1219
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,791
It sounded more like a command.

1220
01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:27,291
But you know,
I just want to do my own thing.

1221
01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:29,791
I'd rather photograph cats and dogs,

1222
01:17:29,875 --> 01:17:32,541
even if they pee all over my studio
in excitement.

1223
01:17:33,333 --> 01:17:38,083
That's also why I'm with Jan, by the way.
Was with him, I mean.

1224
01:17:38,166 --> 01:17:40,666
Because he pees everywhere in excitement?

1225
01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:54,291
I'm K, by the way. Jan's best friend.

1226
01:17:56,125 --> 01:17:57,041
Okay.

1227
01:17:57,833 --> 01:18:00,875
No, just K. No O.

1228
01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:08,250
Holy shit.

1229
01:18:20,916 --> 01:18:22,125
Pussycat!

1230
01:18:22,875 --> 01:18:23,875
Pussycat!

1231
01:18:23,958 --> 01:18:25,416
Mat! We're coming!

1232
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:27,083
Oli? Goddammit.

1233
01:18:30,583 --> 01:18:31,583
Are you serious?

1234
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:52,166
Matthias? Are you there?

1235
01:18:54,166 --> 01:18:55,041
Guys!

1236
01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:57,958
He was here, anyway.

1237
01:18:58,041 --> 01:18:59,041
Mat?

1238
01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:00,833
This can't be happening.

1239
01:19:02,375 --> 01:19:03,375
Hey.

1240
01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:11,000
-What are you doing here?
-I wanted to talk to you.

1241
01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:13,250
And you think I want to talk to you?

1242
01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:16,166
If we didn't have to go rescue Mat…

1243
01:19:16,250 --> 01:19:18,541
I would punch you in the mouth so hard.

1244
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:21,916
Yeah, fair enough.
But we found Helmut Kohl.

1245
01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:24,750
-Seriously?
-He's in your study. He's fine.

1246
01:19:24,833 --> 01:19:25,666
Sorry again.

1247
01:19:26,708 --> 01:19:29,750
My God, that's…
Honey, Helmut Kohl is alive!

1248
01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:32,833
Hey sorry, but is that…

1249
01:19:34,291 --> 01:19:37,875
Guys, is that puke or…
Because it kinda looks like…

1250
01:19:37,958 --> 01:19:39,083
Breast milk.

1251
01:19:44,041 --> 01:19:45,041
-What a--
-Shh!

1252
01:19:48,583 --> 01:19:49,583
Do you hear that?

1253
01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,875
Shit, he's really down there.

1254
01:19:57,958 --> 01:19:59,916
Face-to-face with the beast.

1255
01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:01,625
Holy shit.

1256
01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:03,833
Matthias!

1257
01:20:03,916 --> 01:20:07,166
Sorry guys. If you climb
into a tiger enclosure, you get eaten.

1258
01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:10,458
-Hey, listen…
-Sorry. Too bad. Natural selection.

1259
01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:13,791
-I'm going in to get him out.
-Are you nuts?

1260
01:20:14,416 --> 01:20:16,958
-I won't get eaten.
-Famous last words.

1261
01:20:17,458 --> 01:20:19,958
It's Zora. I have to take this.

1262
01:20:23,250 --> 01:20:26,791
-Why do men always have to play hero?
-I have something to atone for.

1263
01:20:26,875 --> 01:20:29,416
Right. Go and atone.
Goodbye. Thanks, best friend!

1264
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:31,375
Hey, watch out. Be careful.

1265
01:20:33,333 --> 01:20:35,083
Don't lose your grip, okay?

1266
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:43,125
He's really doing it.

1267
01:20:54,375 --> 01:20:55,375
Matthias?

1268
01:21:00,375 --> 01:21:01,541
Matthias.

1269
01:21:23,375 --> 01:21:24,625
Jan?

1270
01:21:34,250 --> 01:21:36,625
Come back up.

1271
01:21:47,125 --> 01:21:48,291
Fuck. Focus, man.

1272
01:21:49,166 --> 01:21:50,375
Come on! Come!

1273
01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:53,208
Give me your hand. Hey!

1274
01:21:53,958 --> 01:21:54,916
Climb up!

1275
01:21:59,666 --> 01:22:01,125
Hey. Keep going.

1276
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,041
I can't.

1277
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,291
Why are you standing around? Do something!

1278
01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:07,458
-Okay…
-Like what?

1279
01:22:07,541 --> 01:22:09,625
A rope? We need a rope. Yeah.

1280
01:22:11,250 --> 01:22:15,583
Jan. Hang on. We're going to find
something to pull you up, okay?

1281
01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:19,791
Pia, just in case I'm about to get eaten…

1282
01:22:20,791 --> 01:22:24,458
I'm sorry tonight went so badly.
But I was so nervous.

1283
01:22:24,541 --> 01:22:27,791
And when Matthias showed up,
I thought I would lose you.

1284
01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:30,333
And that's why you turned into Matthias 2?

1285
01:22:30,916 --> 01:22:33,166
Well, you did kiss Matthias 1 again.

1286
01:22:33,750 --> 01:22:34,875
That was a mistake.

1287
01:22:35,708 --> 01:22:39,416
But I can't undo it.
Anyway, maybe there's an upside.

1288
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:42,583
At least now I know
there are absolutely no feelings left.

1289
01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:44,166
Unlike with you.

1290
01:22:54,875 --> 01:22:55,791
Jan.

1291
01:22:56,708 --> 01:22:58,541
The tiger is right behind me, huh?

1292
01:23:12,541 --> 01:23:13,541
Okay.

1293
01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:18,875
-I've got a rope!
-You're the man! Where from?

1294
01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:22,083
From the monkeys.
I promised them I'd bring it back.

1295
01:23:22,166 --> 01:23:23,166
Jan, here!

1296
01:23:23,958 --> 01:23:25,083
Grab hold!

1297
01:23:30,875 --> 01:23:31,708
Come on now!

1298
01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:33,583
And pull!

1299
01:23:35,791 --> 01:23:36,833
And over…

1300
01:23:36,916 --> 01:23:38,708
Careful.

1301
01:23:38,791 --> 01:23:41,041
-Man, oh man.
-There.

1302
01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:42,541
-Dude.
-You all right?

1303
01:23:42,625 --> 01:23:45,416
-Almost lost my best friend.
-You're nuts, seriously.

1304
01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:47,041
What's going on here?

1305
01:23:49,416 --> 01:23:50,958
I thought you were in there.

1306
01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:56,291
Yeah, I wanted to go down there,
but then I felt so sick again…

1307
01:23:56,791 --> 01:24:00,041
-Careful, somewhere around here, there's…
-Yeah, there.

1308
01:24:04,500 --> 01:24:08,208
Anyway, I went to get a bottle of water
from the machine over there. And…

1309
01:24:08,291 --> 01:24:12,375
Have you guys seen my phone?
I took a selfie over there earlier.

1310
01:24:16,041 --> 01:24:18,041
You really are a loudmouth.

1311
01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:19,875
Yes. And you sing like shit.

1312
01:24:20,833 --> 01:24:22,333
Who are you anyway? I--

1313
01:24:22,416 --> 01:24:23,458
Kurti!

1314
01:24:26,208 --> 01:24:27,458
Thanks, K.

1315
01:24:28,791 --> 01:24:30,375
Thank you.

1316
01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:36,875
I'm also sorry, by the way.

1317
01:24:40,583 --> 01:24:42,375
-It's all right.
-Yeah?

1318
01:24:43,833 --> 01:24:45,916
It was pretty entertaining, in a way.

1319
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:46,833
You think?

1320
01:24:52,375 --> 01:24:53,375
Oh God.

1321
01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:57,000
Yeah, come on. Don't look. Let it go.

1322
01:24:59,708 --> 01:25:02,500
This is why my shirt was at Gabriela's,
by the way.

1323
01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:05,750
You dance together?

1324
01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:08,458
Yeah. It was supposed to be a surprise.

1325
01:25:08,541 --> 01:25:09,666
For our anniversary.

1326
01:25:10,250 --> 01:25:12,708
You always wanted to dance
the paso doble with me.

1327
01:25:12,791 --> 01:25:15,750
She says I'm doing well,
considering I have no talent.

1328
01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:18,875
How about you attend dance class with me,

1329
01:25:18,958 --> 01:25:21,666
and I'll come along
to your next role-playing event.

1330
01:25:23,625 --> 01:25:25,000
Okay. Agreed.

1331
01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:29,416
-I'm coming too.
-No. We're doing this alone.

1332
01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:31,791
And you're going to find
your own apartment.

1333
01:25:33,041 --> 01:25:34,791
Maybe Jan has a room available?

1334
01:25:35,583 --> 01:25:37,375
No. We need our privacy.

1335
01:25:38,541 --> 01:25:40,958
Thank you so much.
To shower without him filming…

1336
01:25:41,041 --> 01:25:41,916
What now?

1337
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:44,500
Well, we could keep playing?

1338
01:25:46,250 --> 01:25:47,458
Okay.

1339
01:25:47,541 --> 01:25:49,875
But at my place. And without the others.

1340
01:25:53,541 --> 01:25:54,958
Zora says hello.

1341
01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:57,791
She was too cowardly
to properly break up with me.

1342
01:25:58,375 --> 01:26:02,458
-Now I've broken up with her.
-Oh no. I'm sorry, darling.

1343
01:26:03,583 --> 01:26:06,916
It's all right. You should feel sorry
for her for losing me.

1344
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,250
-Totally.
-Stupid of her.

1345
01:26:08,333 --> 01:26:09,416
Absolutely.

1346
01:26:10,416 --> 01:26:15,041
Yeah, and thank you for sending that text.
At least now it's resolved.

1347
01:26:15,916 --> 01:26:18,916
It was me.
I knew it would be best for you.

1348
01:26:21,166 --> 01:26:23,958
Can we go to the monkeys?
I have to return the rope.

1349
01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:29,708
-Not today. Another time, okay?
-Sure.

1350
01:26:29,791 --> 01:26:32,416
-Okay.
-I'll call you. I have your number.

1351
01:26:41,166 --> 01:26:44,208
FOUR WEEKS LATER

1352
01:26:45,208 --> 01:26:46,291
Hello!

1353
01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:49,916
Hey! I thought you were going
to your game night.

1354
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:52,833
Yeah. But I didn't feel
like going without you.

1355
01:26:52,916 --> 01:26:57,875
Good decision. It's all nonsense anyway
and doesn't lead to anything good.

1356
01:26:57,958 --> 01:27:00,916
I'm happy you're here.
I'm just making an ome…

1357
01:27:01,416 --> 01:27:04,333
-…let.
-Surprise!

1358
01:27:05,708 --> 01:27:08,291
Sorry, but you're just
part of the gang now.

1359
01:27:09,125 --> 01:27:12,083
Your apartment really is smaller
than our foyer. Wow.

1360
01:27:12,166 --> 01:27:15,333
-I'll have an omelet too.
-Mat will be a little late.

1361
01:27:16,458 --> 01:27:17,541
It was a joke.

1362
01:27:18,291 --> 01:27:19,875
Okay!

1363
01:27:19,958 --> 01:27:22,000
May the best one win!

1364
01:27:22,083 --> 01:27:25,875
And may I be the best one.

1365
01:27:27,791 --> 01:27:29,750
Okay, we'll start with Trivial Pursuit…

1366
01:30:35,208 --> 01:30:40,208
Subtitle translation by:
Kel Berksdale, Diana Renker