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["Unsere Stadt" by Longus Mongus playing]

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Official YIFY movies site:
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[dogs barking]

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♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo… ♪

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[man 1 on phone] That guy get back to you?

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[man 2] I was just talking to him
a few seconds ago.

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He'll come pick it up tomorrow.

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-All good.
-Okay.

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You can start working on
the Dutch roadster.

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It's got a flat tire.

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-Front or back?
-I'm sure you'll figure it out.

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Okay.

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Oh, also, I ordered those new airbags.

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Okay, cool.

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[dog barks]

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[dog whimpers]

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Ah, shit. I gotta go. See you in a bit.

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Eddi! Eddi, down!

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Eddi! Get off her!

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Ugh. Eddi, get off. Stop it.

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-[woman] Luna!
-Get down, Eddi.

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-Luna, what… Come here. Here. Hey.
-[dogs squealing, whimpering]

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Luna, come here. What are you doing?

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Sorry. He's being, uh, mischievous today.

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If she's pregnant now,
he'll have to pay child support.

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Then Eddi has
visitation rights on weekends.

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Every other one.

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Deal.

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Sorry about that.
No idea where he learned that.

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-[dog whimpers]
-[barks]

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I guess that's one of those things
dogs just do, right?

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Like scratching their ear
with their hind leg and stuff.

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Yeah, I do that too sometimes.

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[both chuckle]

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Um, I should probably go.

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Uh, if you ever need
a good photo of Eddi and yourself,

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um, I'm a photographer.

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Just stop by.

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-Cool.
-Cool.

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If you…

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If you're ever in need of a good bike,
I own a store on Skalitzer Street.

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Cool.

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[cell phone ringing]

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Hello?

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[man] Yeah, hi. This is Jan.

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I'd like to book a photo session
for my dog Eddi and me.

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[woman laughs]

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When's good for you?

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Um… tomorrow. You free tomorrow?

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That works.

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Okay.

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[chuckles] See you tomorrow.

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See you tomorrow.

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["Ich glaub ich will heut
nicht mehr gehen" playing in German]

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BLAME THE GAME

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[camera shutter clicking]

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Bend down a little…

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[Pia] Luna, hey.

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[dogs barking]

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[chuckling]

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-[barking]
-[chuckling]

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Yeah, not bad.

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Kind of reminds me of this one time…

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Same with the chain. I greased it and now…

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[song continues playing]

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[door chimes]

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[box crashes]

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[door chimes]

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-Who was that?
-Don't worry.

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[Jan] For real?

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[Jan talking indistinctly]

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[cell phone vibrates]

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[heavy breathing, panting]

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KARO
MISSED CALL

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[heavy breathing, panting continues]

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[elephant on television trumpets]

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[song fades out]

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[birds chirping]

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[chuckles]

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-Hey.
-[Jan] Hey.

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You know, originally, I was planning on
making you a romantic breakfast in bed.

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What happened?

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Seemed like too much work.

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-What?
-Yeah.

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-It's the thought that counts, right?
-No.

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Sometimes what counts
is a romantic breakfast in bed.

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[sighs] All right, then.

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-Okay, wow.
-[dog barks]

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[Jan chuckles]

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Hey! Good morning, you two.

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-You'll get something too. Stay there.
-[Eddi whimpers]

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[Pia] Mmm.

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Maybe… we could cook something tonight?

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I'd really love to,
but tonight I'm meeting some friends.

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Oh. You… can't reschedule or move it?

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It's tricky.
It's our game night, and that's sacred.

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-Game night?
-[laughs]

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I know it might sound a little bit silly,
but it's sort of a tradition for us.

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Okay. And, um… do you play for money?

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Like blackjack, poker, strip poker?

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No, it's like Monopoly and Uno.

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Oh.

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[chuckles] Okay.

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[clears throat]

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You know what? Come with me.

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They can finally meet the reason
they haven't seen me in weeks.

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Or we could stay in bed
for another few hundred years.

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[dogs whimper]

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I can't cancel on them.

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They're like family to me.

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-Family, yeah?
-[chuckles]

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Now I really want to come along.

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-You're--
-Yes!

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-Family!
-It'll be fun.

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-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.

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-[dogs barking]
-[Jan] Yeah?

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[chill music playing]

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Wow. My best buddy
is going to a fucking game night.

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-You've become old very quickly.
-Yeah, it is a bit strange.

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Well, I can roll the dice and play
with those silly pieces. It's chill.

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Yeah. Mm… I don't know. Where is it?

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Grunewald.

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-[music fades out]
-What?

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In Grunewald.

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-In Grunewald?
-Yeah.

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Dude, no one chill lives in Grunewald.

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They all won the literal
game of life over there.

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Good for them.

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Yeah, good for them, but not good for you.

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Dude, you sit there,
everyone gathered around you.

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"Mmm, is he the right one for our Pia?"

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"Didn't finish high school?" [gasps]

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"Goodness gracious!
He grew up with his best friend

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in a high-rise housing estate?" [retches]

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Say no more. Go straight
to jail and do not pass go.

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That's bullshit.

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No way. That's exactly how
it'll go down, I promise you.

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Dude, it's just a game night.
There's not that much that can go wrong.

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At a game night, in Grunewald,
everything can go wrong.

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Read the rules first
or you'll look like a fool.

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[hip-hop music playing in background]

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-What the hell are you doing?
-Man, I'm airbag testing.

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[Jan] And how's that going?

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Well, it should've opened.

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Will her best friend be there?

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It's actually at her house.
Her name is Karo.

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Good, okay.
Then you need to get Karo on your side.

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Bring her a gift, give her compliments.

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"Nice hair, nice furnishings, nice house."

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Those people love that shit.

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-Maybe I'll just cancel on them.
-Huh?

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Yeah, I can meet Pia tomorrow, who cares?

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-Jan. "He who doesn't play…
-[Jan's cell phone vibrates]

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…has already lost."

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-Lukas Podolski. I think.
-Oh.

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-Pia said I should bring a game with me.
-That's good.

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I have one for you.

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Best game in the world.

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I'll bring it over later. And you?

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Now… mmm, get ready to rumble.

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You don't look very Grunewald.

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-What?
-[sighs] Marzahn.

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[man on video] Hey, guys.
Thanks for tuning in, I have something

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very special for you.

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It's the most popular board game
on planet Earth.

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Of course, I'm talking about Monopoly.

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We've all played it before, families have
literally gone to war because of Monopoly.

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[doorbell chimes]

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[Eddi barks]

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[man continues talking on video]

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[Eddi panting]

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-Hello, my friend.
-[Eddi whimpers, barks]

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Hello, Eddi. Hi, there. Here we go.

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This is the game.
And this is the gift for Karo.

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An airbag?
But isn't that a little expensive?

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Yeah. Grunewald style, right?

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That's not the broken one, is it?

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Hey, how stupid do you think I am?

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-Eddi, yeah, come here. Hey, buddy!
-[Eddi barks]

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Okay, so, "Who Would."

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I've taken it to many festivals,
and it's super fun

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and a pretty good way
to get to know each other.

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What are the rules?

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All right, my friend, there are questions,

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and you get to choose who in the group
would most likely do that.

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Here. Like here, for example.

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Uh, who would pee from a bridge?

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Well, you.

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-What? No, you, of course.
-[chuckles]

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Okay, and what's next?

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Yeah, it doesn't work with just us two.
You need more people.

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[slightly sarcastic] Wow. Great game.

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-Right?
-Fantastic.

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-Awesome. I knew you'd like it.
-Thanks, Alex.

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Yeah, little Eddi.

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[sputtering] Aww…

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["Sign" by Baba Blakes playing]

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♪ I've been waiting for so long ♪

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-Hi.
-Hey, there.

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-Hey.
-♪ I've been waiting for so long ♪

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Ready?

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Yeah.

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-Okay.
-Yeah.

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[both chuckling]

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-Where's Luna?
-With a dog sitter.

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Well, the daughter of my neighbor.

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Okay. Cool.

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This is our challenge cup.

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I'm the defending champion.
In case you were curious.

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Okay. Wow. You guys really
take this thing seriously, huh?

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Absolutely.

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[chuckles lightly]

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What do you have there?

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This? Oh, it's just a little gift.

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So your family will at least be
a tiny bit impressed with me.

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-["Sign" continues playing]
-♪ I've been waiting for so long ♪

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♪ Been waiting for the day to come ♪

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[song continues]

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Okay. So who's gonna be
there tonight? Your best friend.

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[Pia] Karo, we've known each other
since kindergarten.

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Here, this is Karo.

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Um, Karo studied design
and runs a super successful

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furniture mail-order business.

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Here! That's from when
we went to Crete. We go every year.

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-Wow.
-And Karo's husband is Oliver.

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He teaches at a trade school.
And that's baby Emma.

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-So cute.
-Right?

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[Pia] And if you keep going,
you'll see Sheila.

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And Sheila is a pharmacist.
And, um, oh my, yeah.

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Relationship status is complicated.

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-[Jan] Oh, um, her?
-[Pia] Yeah!

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[Pia chuckles]

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Okay. And that's everyone?

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Yep. Uh, no. Ah… Kurt. Can't forget Kurt.

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[Jan] Is that him?

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No, um… I don't have
a photo of Kurt on there.

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Kurt is actually Karo's brother, and,
uh, God, he's been at university forever.

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He lives with them.

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It was meant to be for two weeks. But then
those two weeks turned into half a year.

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Kurt's a little bit… um…

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-[chuckles]
-A little…

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[Pia chuckles]

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-A little what?
-I mean, you'll see.

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[dreamy music playing]

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[Pia] Here we are.

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Wow. Your friends have
really won the game of life.

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Huh?

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Nothing.

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May I?

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Yeah.

252
00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:19,666
[singer vocalizes]

253
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,583
-[car beeps]
-[music continues softly]

254
00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:28,125
[man] Good evening.

255
00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:30,083
[Pia] Hello, Mr. Fieper.

256
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,166
Game night, I suppose?

257
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,291
-Bingo.
-You're playing Bingo?

258
00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:38,666
Oh no. I was saying… By bingo, um… Yeah.

259
00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:40,666
Oh, and please let the Hoffmanns know

260
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:43,625
that I've seen some wild boars
roaming the area again.

261
00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:45,458
They ravaged half of my lawn.

262
00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:47,250
-[door opens]
-[woman] Hey!

263
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,250
[chuckling]

264
00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:50,875
Good night, Mr. Fieper.

265
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:55,250
Was he bothering you guys?
Oh, what a freak.

266
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,500
[chuckling]

267
00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,083
Hello.

268
00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:01,708
Ta-da! Karo, Jan. Jan, Karo.

269
00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:03,458
-Hi.
-Welcome.

270
00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:04,416
Thank you.

271
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,250
[Karo chuckles] Well, then.

272
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,875
[music fades out]

273
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:18,208
Great house. Really.

274
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:21,083
It's as big as my apartment.
Well, the hallway.

275
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,583
[chuckling]

276
00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:25,250
-You do the best you can.
-Did you just get your hair done?

277
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,375
-Mm-hm.
-Looks so good.

278
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:28,125
-Right? Thanks.
-Mm-hm.

279
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,333
-Is that present for me?
-Oh yeah, this is for you.

280
00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:33,333
Thank you. Uh, what is it?

281
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:34,583
-Shall I?
-Oh yeah.

282
00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:37,875
It's this great new kind of airbag that
you put on when you're riding your bike.

283
00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,208
-It's for your safety.
-Uh-huh.

284
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:41,750
Put on… where?

285
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,250
-[chuckles]
-Um…

286
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,958
-I told you, he owns a bike store.
-Yeah, I remember you saying.

287
00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:47,666
Funny. [chuckles]

288
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,875
One moment. May I?

289
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,500
Wow. [chuckles]

290
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,416
You're just gonna open this…

291
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:57,708
May I?

292
00:13:57,791 --> 00:13:58,666
[sighs]

293
00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,583
Well, please.

294
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:00,875
[Pia and Karo chuckle]

295
00:14:02,916 --> 00:14:04,958
-Wow.
-[Karo] Mm-hm.

296
00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:06,125
[buckle clicks]

297
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:08,625
[Karo chuckles]

298
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,041
Okay.

299
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,791
[all chuckling lightly]

300
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:18,250
Ah… How… How do I, uh…
How do I get this off me?

301
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,750
-[airbag blasts]
-[Karo] Oh!

302
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:21,625
[intriguing music plays]

303
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,375
Oh my God. I'm so sorry.

304
00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:27,041
-It's only meant to happen in an accident.
-[Karo gasping]

305
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,541
-[Pia] You got it?
-[Karo] Uh… Agh!

306
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,708
-[Karo inhales, chuckles]
-Oh my God. Sorry.

307
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:36,791
Hey, we can fix that, no problem.
Should we go to the bathroom?

308
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:37,791
-Yeah.
-Yep.

309
00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:40,666
[Karo] Unbelievable.

310
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:43,583
Uh, why don't you just go ahead
and take this from me, okay?

311
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,791
Honestly, Jan. It's okay.

312
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:46,875
[chuckles softly]

313
00:14:47,916 --> 00:14:49,166
[Pia] Karo.

314
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:51,208
-[Pia] Karo, please just wait…
-Oh fuck.

315
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:55,125
-[sighs]
-[door opens then slams]

316
00:14:56,083 --> 00:15:00,083
[man] Ugh, who messed up my table again?
This is total chaos! Really. Unbelievable.

317
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,083
Hello.

318
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:03,958
Hi, I'm Jan. I came with Pia.

319
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,708
Um, well, they needed
to take care of something.

320
00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:08,625
Yeah, but you're in the wrong house.

321
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,458
Idiot. Hi, come in. I'm Sheila.

322
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:14,125
I'm just kidding. I'm Oliver. Hi.

323
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,916
-Kurt.
-Hi.

324
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,791
But friends just call me Kay.

325
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,083
[sighs] Nobody calls you Kay.

326
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:23,416
It'd be cool for people to call me Kay.

327
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,125
Mm… Well, then. Hello, Kay.

328
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,291
All right, let's put
the holy grail right over here.

329
00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:30,875
Pia may have won last time,

330
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:33,166
but today we have no mercy
and are not kidding around.

331
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,291
Yeah. Pia already hinted at that.

332
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,625
Come in.

333
00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:39,666
Sit down. Make yourself at home.

334
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:40,875
Thanks. [chuckles]

335
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:50,541
Yeah, man, I was just saying to Karo,
it's a really great house. Congrats.

336
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:53,125
You do the best you can, right? [chuckles]

337
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:57,541
Um, yeah. So Karo has
a furniture mail-order business, right?

338
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,583
It must be going well.

339
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:02,625
Yeah, it's good. But I also
contributed a large part too.

340
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:06,916
-And you have your own bicycle store?
-Yeah, I do.

341
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,666
Does he even earn good money?

342
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,750
Hey, don't be so materialistic.
I think he's great.

343
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:15,250
He's relaxed, funny and I feel
really comfortable when he's around.

344
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:17,708
Then I guess he hasn't put
an airbag on you yet.

345
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,541
So what are your favorite games?

346
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:23,583
More like strategy board games
or quick and dirty card ones?

347
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,666
-No idea, I don't know. Um…
-[both chuckle]

348
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,500
-[skeptically] Okay.
-I like the Settlers of Qatar.

349
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:31,625
Catan, you mean?

350
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:35,416
Because Qatar would be a desert country
on the Persian Gulf, you know.

351
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,875
I mixed them up.

352
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:39,291
-Silly me.
-Oh right! I thought so.

353
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,791
[both chuckling]

354
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,208
[Oliver chuckling] Qatar.

355
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,000
Yeah, I also brought a game, by the way.

356
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,916
-Oh, I'll take a look.
-Oh, let's see.

357
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,541
"Who Would." Never heard of it.

358
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,791
-[Sheila] Nope.
-In this game, you have, um, cards and--

359
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,166
[Oliver] Well, I'm really into
fantasy role-playing games.

360
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,083
I'm actually the Elven King of Toraca. Hm.

361
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:58,041
[Karo] By the way, Jakob finally quit.

362
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:01,458
After October, I'll need a new
Chief Visual Content Designer.

363
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:05,458
Or better, a new female
Chief Visual Content Designer.

364
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,208
-Ah.
-I won't take "no" for an answer.

365
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:11,958
You can't mess around with your photo
studio forever. It won't go anywhere.

366
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:15,500
I'm part of a photo exhibition next month.
With a cool female artist collective.

367
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:18,000
But that won't finance a mansion for you.

368
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:21,000
If things with Jan get serious,
you'll have to be the breadwinner.

369
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,541
So, how long have you two been a couple?

370
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,500
Um, one month exactly.

371
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:28,708
Yeah, well, I've been with Zora
for five years now.

372
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,666
You were, huh?

373
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,833
-I am.
-Hm.

374
00:17:32,916 --> 00:17:35,416
-We're just… We're on a break!
-Mm. Sure.

375
00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,291
Come on, where are you? He's here.

376
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,375
Will you give me your number?

377
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:45,750
[cork squeaks and pops]

378
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:48,041
Yeah. Sure, I can do that sometime.

379
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:50,291
Uh-huh. Now?

380
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:51,458
Uh…

381
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:52,500
Spot of wine?

382
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,125
Yeah, thank you.

383
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,833
[light music playing]

384
00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:00,333
[chuckling] Okay. 0-1-5-1,

385
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:05,375
7-4-5-5-8-6-9-1.

386
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,291
[liquid pouring]

387
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,208
[Jan's cell phone vibrating]

388
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:12,625
Number checks out.

389
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:15,333
-[chuckles lightly]
-[cell phone continues vibrating]

390
00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:17,416
[chuckles softly]

391
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,125
[Oliver sloshing wine in mouth]

392
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,041
[sighs] Yeah, hello?

393
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,750
Hello. It's Kay.

394
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:32,916
Hi, Kay. Man, what a surprise.

395
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,083
Just leave him be, Kurt.

396
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,458
So… what are you up to?

397
00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:38,375
Huh?

398
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,416
Why are you asking that?

399
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,708
I'm right in front of you.

400
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,041
[Oliver's sloshing continues]

401
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:48,750
[chuckles softly]

402
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:50,958
[Jan's cell phone vibrates]

403
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,875
That one isn't me.

404
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,458
Um, sorry.
I have to take this call quickly.

405
00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:59,041
Oh, we'll be here all night. [chuckles]

406
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:00,250
Alex, just a moment.

407
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,166
A bike store?

408
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:04,250
[intriguing music playing]

409
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:14,625
[music fades out]

410
00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:15,583
Sorry about that.

411
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:18,458
So, tell me. How much longer
do I have to do this?

412
00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:21,166
-[Jan] Do what?
-Walk around the park here with Eddi.

413
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,875
Oh, right. Well, for me,
it took six years until he got me a date.

414
00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:28,041
Yeah. I'd be happy if he just
went ahead and did his business.

415
00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:30,041
How are things there?

416
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:33,458
Uh, it's a bit weird, honestly.
But hey, the way they live here?

417
00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:34,750
Fucking huge mansion.

418
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:37,000
Really? Sick, man. Do they have a pool?

419
00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,291
I didn't even check that.

420
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:40,208
Yeah, they'll have a pool for sure.

421
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,375
Hold on.

422
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,208
[crickets chirping]

423
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:46,416
No, I don't see one.

424
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,291
Probably indoors, between the sauna
and the fitness room. I bet you.

425
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,166
-[bird screeches]
-[Jan gasps]

426
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:57,083
-[quietly] Oh fuck.
-Wait, what?

427
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,708
Don't tell me they got tennis courts.

428
00:19:58,791 --> 00:19:59,916
Oh fuck!

429
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:01,625
Helipad?

430
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,208
A bird just flew out.

431
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,333
A plane? They have an airplane?

432
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:07,875
No, a real bird flew out.
A fucking parrot or something.

433
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,583
It just flew out the window, man.

434
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,666
What are you talking about? Are you high?

435
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,125
Here, little birdie. No, come here.
Come over here.

436
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,458
Come here, little birdie. Right over here.

437
00:20:16,541 --> 00:20:17,791
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Come here.

438
00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:18,791
Do you mean me?

439
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,250
-Jan, should I come?
-Come here, little birdie.

440
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:24,291
Jan, are you in danger?
If yes, say marmalade toast.

441
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,791
What are you saying, man?
No marmalade toast, man.

442
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,625
It's in the trees now, the stupid animal.

443
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:31,083
Okay, understood. I got you, okay?

444
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,291
-Eddi, come. Come.
-[Eddi barks]

445
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,833
Hello?

446
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:38,833
[bird squawks]

447
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,500
[mischievous music playing]

448
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,166
Come here.

449
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:54,750
[beckoning]

450
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:56,958
Come here. Here, come.
Come here, little birdie.

451
00:20:57,041 --> 00:21:00,500
Come on. Look what I got for you.
Hey, look at me. Come on.

452
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,791
Agh. Fuck!

453
00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:05,666
Asshole.

454
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:08,375
[Karo chuckling]

455
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,958
-Now we've really earned a glass of wine.
-Oh yeah.

456
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:14,916
Oh! Did you get lost?

457
00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:17,208
Don't get too close to me.

458
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:18,583
[both chuckle]

459
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:20,791
Did you find the others?

460
00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:24,333
I did. I just had
a phone call to make, in the hall.

461
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,333
-[chuckles]
-[sighs]

462
00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,041
-Is it really okay?
-Yeah.

463
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,541
-Sorry, about that.
-It's all good.

464
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,041
-Yeah?
-I'm just happy you're here.

465
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:36,333
Come with me.

466
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:40,666
[Karo] I hope you brought your appetite.
Been slaving away in the kitchen all day.

467
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,833
It'll just distract everyone
from playing the game.

468
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:46,625
[Karo] Bread and games, even the ancient
Romans knew that. Or was it the Greeks?

469
00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:49,375
[Oliver] Yeah, but bread. They never
said anything about guacamole.

470
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,291
[Pia] Mmm. What did you put in there?
It's delicious.

471
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:55,041
-Well, avocado. The rest is secret.
-Mm-hm.

472
00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:57,000
[chuckling]

473
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,166
Avocado comes from the Aztecs
and means testicle.

474
00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:03,208
-Mmm.
-[Pia] Thanks for that great fact.

475
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,000
[Sheila] Zora loves guacamole.

476
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:06,541
Mm. My girlfriend.

477
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:10,333
-Yeah, you mentioned her earlier.
-Ah, well, ex-girlfriend.

478
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,875
How many times do I have to say?
We're just taking a break.

479
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,625
That's lasted for half a year now.

480
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,083
Okay, shall we?

481
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:18,500
[Oliver] Let's go. As always,
we'll start with Activity.

482
00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:21,375
May the best one win.

483
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:24,875
[all] And may I be the best one.

484
00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:26,291
[Oliver] Good luck.

485
00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:27,875
[mischievous music continues]

486
00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:29,333
It's a ritual of ours.

487
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:31,125
[chuckles]

488
00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:32,125
Cool.

489
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:35,208
[music fades out]

490
00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:37,583
Mm. Mm! We met at one.

491
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:39,208
-Um, park!
-Yeah, yeah!

492
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:42,458
-Um, and put dinosaurs in front.
-No idea. Um…

493
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,083
-Dino park?
-Huh?

494
00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:45,833
No, no, no. Come on, Jan.
You know this one.

495
00:22:45,916 --> 00:22:49,625
Okay, come on. Jurassic Park.
Okay. Um, what am I allergic to?

496
00:22:50,916 --> 00:22:53,208
[chuckles] Uh… nuts?

497
00:22:53,291 --> 00:22:54,125
[chuckles]

498
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:56,833
Look, all night long
I've been snacking on nuts.

499
00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,291
I can't be allergic to them.

500
00:22:58,375 --> 00:23:00,625
If she was allergic to nuts,
she wouldn't eat nuts.

501
00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:02,875
-Hey, Kurt.
-Fish. She's allergic to fish.

502
00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:05,625
It was Jaws. Next one.
Oh, you know this one.

503
00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:07,875
Okay… Smooch… blubb.

504
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:10,208
-[Jan] Huh?
-[Kurt] Stop!

505
00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:12,708
-[all] Titanic!
-[Oliver] Everybody knows that!

506
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,666
-My favorite movie.
-What, really?

507
00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:17,416
Nil, zero, nada, niente. Sorry.

508
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,041
Sorry, I'm not smart enough
for this game, I guess.

509
00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:22,458
If I shall lose, I'm glad it's with you.

510
00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:25,958
Man… I'm getting jealous watching you two.

511
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:29,041
-You know, when Zora and I first met--
-Okay, come on. Next round. Whose turn?

512
00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:30,000
[Karo] Ours.

513
00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:33,041
[chuckles] Hola. Um, Emma's asleep.

514
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,583
Thanks. You can call it a day, Gabriela.

515
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:37,125
Or do you want to play with us?

516
00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,875
I'm sure she has better things to do.
Have a lovely evening.

517
00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:41,458
Sí. Have a good night.

518
00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:43,666
-Hossa, eh?
-Huh? Hossa?

519
00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:45,333
Hossa. They say it in Mexico.

520
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,208
[chuckling softly]

521
00:23:49,291 --> 00:23:52,125
It must be such a huge help
for you to have an au pair.

522
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:55,041
Yeah, but I usually take care
of the little one myself.

523
00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:58,500
Well, the other day,
Emma called Gabriela "Mommy" instead.

524
00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:00,708
The both of them
were playing house when she said it.

525
00:24:00,791 --> 00:24:03,541
All right.
Anyway, Emma is very keen on her.

526
00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:06,000
Yeah, just like you, right? Hossa.

527
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:09,541
Huh? Nonsense. I've already got
my hands full with Helmut Kohl.

528
00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:12,625
Oh, right.
Oli has a bird called Helmut Kohl.

529
00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:15,708
A cockatoo.
I had another called Angela Merkel.

530
00:24:15,791 --> 00:24:17,625
But Helmut Kohl hacked her to death.

531
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,416
Fucking patriarchy.

532
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,083
You see, when birds are kept in cages,
they often get aggressive.

533
00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:26,291
That's why our Helmut Kohl
is free to fly around our study.

534
00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:28,083
Please, never open that door.

535
00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:32,916
Okay and, uh, just theoretically,
if he flew off, he'd…

536
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000
come back again, no?

537
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:37,750
Oh, I don't even want to think about that.
This neighborhood has lots of cats.

538
00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:40,083
Helmut wouldn't survive for that long.
Mm-mm.

539
00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:42,083
My God. How scary, I love Helmut Kohl!

540
00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:44,500
The two of them came to my studio once.
It was so cute.

541
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:45,875
Okay, enough talk about the bird.

542
00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:48,958
You can never talk too much
about Helmut Kohl.

543
00:24:49,041 --> 00:24:51,291
After all, he's the cockatoo
of unified Germany.

544
00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:54,291
[Oliver laughing] Not bad, not bad.

545
00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:56,250
[Oliver and Pia laughing]

546
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:59,958
-Where's the loo? The… the toilet, I mean.
-Uh, down the hall, around the corner.

547
00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:03,125
Yeah, but sit down, okay?
Nah, just kidding. I don't do it either.

548
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:05,000
No, I always sit down.

549
00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:07,208
Great. You've scared him off
with your cockatoo talk.

550
00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:09,375
Yeah, or you did with your Zora nonsense.

551
00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:12,250
-"We're on a break."
-[Sheila] Yeah, that's what it is!

552
00:25:13,625 --> 00:25:15,625
[intriguing music playing]

553
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000
[singer vocalizes]

554
00:25:23,541 --> 00:25:24,583
[sighs]

555
00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:30,875
Jan! Jan!

556
00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:35,000
-Thank God you're alive, man.
-Eh? Of course I'm alive, man.

557
00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:36,500
What are you doing here?

558
00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:38,500
You said marmalade toast.

559
00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:40,500
The code word! [sighs]

560
00:25:40,583 --> 00:25:43,458
What? Dude, "no marmalade toast"
is what I said.

561
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:47,125
Yeah, and within "no marmalade toast"
are the words "marmalade toast."

562
00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:50,083
Yeah, man. But also "no."
The word "no." Man…

563
00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:52,958
Where's Eddi?

564
00:25:53,041 --> 00:25:56,416
I gave him a rubber bone
and turned on the Beethoven movie.

565
00:25:58,375 --> 00:26:00,833
Right, okay. Now that you're here,

566
00:26:00,916 --> 00:26:02,166
find the fucking bird.

567
00:26:04,291 --> 00:26:05,458
What? What fucking bird?

568
00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:09,208
This cockatoo, man. It escaped and now
it's flapping around here somewhere.

569
00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:12,083
-You mean a real cockatoo? What?
-Yeah, a real cockatoo. A white one.

570
00:26:12,166 --> 00:26:13,958
Okay, challenge accepted.

571
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:14,958
Jan! Jan!

572
00:26:15,916 --> 00:26:16,916
What?

573
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:20,083
-What does it sound like?
-I don't know.

574
00:26:21,958 --> 00:26:24,625
[both in high-pitched voices]
"Cockatoo"? Cockatoo.

575
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:27,041
-[Alex] Higher. Okay. Got it.
-[both] Cockatoo.

576
00:26:27,125 --> 00:26:28,291
[both] Cockatoo.

577
00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:30,000
How would I know that?

578
00:26:30,083 --> 00:26:32,583
Download a bird app
that makes bird noises, okay?

579
00:26:32,666 --> 00:26:34,416
Okay. You can count on me!

580
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,875
Oh yeah? Like how you convinced me
an airbag was a great idea?

581
00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:39,708
-What happened with the airbag?
-It inflated.

582
00:26:39,791 --> 00:26:42,458
Yeah, it's supposed to inflate,
it's an airbag.

583
00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:44,000
Forget it, man.

584
00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:45,791
Okay. Fuck.

585
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:48,291
[intriguing music playing]

586
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:49,791
-Hey, Siri.
-[on phone] Yeah?

587
00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:51,458
What sound does a cockatoo make?

588
00:26:51,541 --> 00:26:53,500
[sound recording of cockatoo screeching]

589
00:26:54,291 --> 00:26:56,541
[cockatoo screeching continues]

590
00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,250
Oh fuck.

591
00:27:02,208 --> 00:27:04,208
[intriguing music intensifies]

592
00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:12,583
[singer vocalizes]

593
00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:14,916
[indistinct chattering from house]

594
00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:19,291
[music fades out]

595
00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:22,041
[window creaks]

596
00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:29,916
[hair dryer whirring]

597
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,333
[hair dryer stops]

598
00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:38,458
-Oh fuck. I'm so sorry. I got lost.
-Ah! No.

599
00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:40,041
-[Jan] I'm sorry.
-No, no.

600
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:41,666
Todo bien. Todo bien.

601
00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:42,750
All good.

602
00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:44,416
Sorry.

603
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:47,083
Mm. That's the way upstairs.

604
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:48,666
Uh…

605
00:27:51,208 --> 00:27:52,708
Did you make the food?

606
00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:56,541
Yeah, but you know, Karo works a lot.

607
00:27:57,541 --> 00:27:59,125
It's really good. Thank you.

608
00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:01,791
I'll go now.

609
00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:04,166
Gabriela, we need more guacamo…

610
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:07,833
I, um, was about to go. I got lost…

611
00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:09,916
Hallway and around the corner,
I remember saying.

612
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,333
Not down the stairs,
end of the hallway, last door.

613
00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:16,000
Oh. I went too far, I guess.

614
00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:17,416
Hm.

615
00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:22,041
Ah, the guacamole.

616
00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:24,666
-Thanks.
-Yep. Okay.

617
00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:26,041
Shall we continue, then?

618
00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:28,041
Yep.

619
00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:36,791
Watch this. Bam, bam, and…

620
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,000
-Oof!
-[Jan] Okay.

621
00:28:38,083 --> 00:28:40,041
You've been blocking me the entire time.

622
00:28:40,125 --> 00:28:41,833
I don't think
I'll give you a job after all.

623
00:28:41,916 --> 00:28:43,166
-[Pia] Very funny.
-A job?

624
00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:46,583
Yeah. Pia's going to be my new
Chief Visual Content Designer.

625
00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:49,000
-[Sheila] Oh, really?
-Will you close down your studio, then?

626
00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:51,208
Um, nothing's been decided yet.

627
00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:54,000
Well, eventually you'll have children,
so a career won't be easy.

628
00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:55,500
Maybe Jan doesn't want kids.

629
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:58,666
And maybe it's also a little bit
too early to talk about that.

630
00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:01,750
-Have you had sex?
-Kurt!

631
00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:03,750
How about we continue the game?

632
00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:04,791
-[Oliver] My turn?
-Yeah.

633
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:07,458
[doorbell rings]

634
00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:08,500
Uh, I'll get it.

635
00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:12,208
Oh! Who could that be?
Hopefully not our freak neighbor.

636
00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:14,000
-[Pia sighs]
-[Oliver] Hey! Good to see you!

637
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:16,666
-Got a card?
-Uh, yeah.

638
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:18,708
-[Jan] Bam.
-[Pia] Ooh.

639
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:20,875
Okay. Watch out!

640
00:29:20,958 --> 00:29:24,083
-I'm very sorry, but I just won.
-[Jan] Not bad.

641
00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:25,833
-[Pia chuckles]
-[Karo] Well played.

642
00:29:25,916 --> 00:29:27,208
[Oliver] Hey, look who's here!

643
00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:29,750
Good evening, everyone.

644
00:29:29,833 --> 00:29:31,041
[pensive music plays]

645
00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:34,833
[man] For good luck tonight.

646
00:29:37,083 --> 00:29:38,291
Hello.

647
00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:43,500
-Matthias.
-Mat.

648
00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:45,791
Jan, hi.

649
00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:46,750
Hi.

650
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000
-Jan and Pia already had sex.
-Kurt.

651
00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:51,083
[chuckles lightly]

652
00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:53,208
[Mat] Okay.

653
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,541
I guess the ice has been broken, huh?

654
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:58,250
[Oliver and Mat chuckling]

655
00:29:58,333 --> 00:30:00,833
Sorry, I didn't know
you'd bring someone new.

656
00:30:00,916 --> 00:30:04,125
I hope it's not awkward with
the ex suddenly showing up? Ha.

657
00:30:05,291 --> 00:30:07,875
-Honestly?
-Nonsense, absolutely not!

658
00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:09,666
I brought a little gift for Emma.

659
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:11,916
-Is the cutie already asleep?
-[Oliver] Yes, fortunately.

660
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,958
I mean, unfortunately, yeah.

661
00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:16,833
-Then I'll just leave it next to her crib.
-[Oliver] That's nice.

662
00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:19,166
-[Mat] She'll enjoy it tomorrow.
-[Oliver] Thank you.

663
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,416
[Oliver chuckling]

664
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:24,208
-Are you stupid?
-[Karo] Did you know about this?

665
00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:25,833
Huh? [scoffs]

666
00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:28,041
-So what? This is my house.
-My house.

667
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:30,375
Our house. And Mat is our friend.

668
00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:32,291
-And he's my ex-boyfriend.
-Yeah.

669
00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:33,250
Ugh…

670
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:37,000
-You mean your ex--
-Kurt, come on. Leave it, seriously.

671
00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:39,083
Well, I would be happy
if Zora were to show up here.

672
00:30:39,166 --> 00:30:41,416
Yeah, I guess that's how different we are.

673
00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,875
Oh God, that…
I didn't know this would happen.

674
00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:46,500
Wanna go?

675
00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:49,291
Uh, I don't know. It's up to you, I guess.

676
00:30:49,375 --> 00:30:52,750
That went fucking terrible, but let's
just try and make the best of it, right?

677
00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:54,750
We're all grown-ups after all. Hm?

678
00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:55,666
Yeah.

679
00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:59,666
I have an appointment with him next week.
I don't want him taking it all out on me.

680
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:01,791
-Yeah, Mat is our dentist.
-Ah.

681
00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:04,708
-Not mine anymore.
-Huh? But you just went to see him.

682
00:31:04,791 --> 00:31:06,000
For an emergency.

683
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,208
[Mat chuckles] Good God, she's so cute.

684
00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:11,875
-[Oliver] Just like her father!
-Yeah, such an angel.

685
00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:13,666
-[Oliver] Come on, sit down.
-[Mat] Thanks.

686
00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:14,583
Yeah.

687
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:19,041
How is my sweet Luna?

688
00:31:20,083 --> 00:31:23,083
Good, good. She has a new best friend.

689
00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,916
Eddi, who is Jan's dog.

690
00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:28,000
Oh. We bought Luna together.

691
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:29,541
-Or rather…
-Rescued, right?

692
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:30,625
-Rescued her.
-Yeah.

693
00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:33,333
-Cool.
-Yeah, she's our baby.

694
00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:35,791
Ah.

695
00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:38,083
I'll, uh, get more wine. Wanna come with?

696
00:31:38,166 --> 00:31:40,583
-Ah, a nice spot of wine.
-No, I'll get the wine.

697
00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:43,458
Um, did someone win?

698
00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:45,041
Oh, Jan, I'm so sorry.

699
00:31:45,125 --> 00:31:46,541
This is a total disaster.

700
00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:50,125
-[Oliver] What's new with you?
-You sure we shouldn't just leave?

701
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,708
Wouldn't it look like I was scared?

702
00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:54,916
That doesn't matter, does it?

703
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,291
Karo's right. We're all adults, after all.

704
00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:59,583
-Also, I don't think it'll be that bad.
-Mm.

705
00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:01,708
But is there anything else
I should know about?

706
00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:04,750
You already know more than you need to.

707
00:32:12,875 --> 00:32:14,208
-All good?
-Mm-hm.

708
00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:16,041
[Pia chuckles]

709
00:32:16,708 --> 00:32:18,708
[cockatoo screeching over phone]

710
00:32:18,791 --> 00:32:20,791
[dreamy music playing]

711
00:32:26,250 --> 00:32:28,500
[singer vocalizing]

712
00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:30,750
[cockatoo continues screeching]

713
00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:41,125
You know what?
We should drink Oli's fanciest wine.

714
00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:44,958
-Do you know anything about wines?
-Do I look like I do?

715
00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:48,083
Mm.

716
00:32:52,916 --> 00:32:54,333
This one looks really fancy.

717
00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:57,250
Excellent choice.

718
00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:04,791
[Pia] Wow. When I cook,
the kitchen's a total mess. But Karo…

719
00:33:04,875 --> 00:33:06,875
[background chattering]

720
00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:08,458
[sniffs]

721
00:33:08,541 --> 00:33:09,375
Hm.

722
00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:13,291
[doorbell rings]

723
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,958
-Another ex of yours?
-Um…

724
00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:17,208
-Ha, ha.
-[Oliver] I'll get it.

725
00:33:23,666 --> 00:33:25,166
They've come back.

726
00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:26,541
They're my friends.

727
00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:29,333
Not you. The wild boars.
I saw one in your yard.

728
00:33:29,416 --> 00:33:31,625
[Oliver] I don't think so.
I recently fixed the fences.

729
00:33:31,708 --> 00:33:34,333
-I'm quite sure--
-Why don't you enjoy a relaxing evening

730
00:33:34,416 --> 00:33:37,208
in front of the television for once,
Mr. Fieper? Hm?

731
00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:39,083
Goodbye now.

732
00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:40,083
[door closes]

733
00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:44,666
So the neighbor is watching the yard.
We really need to watch out for him.

734
00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:48,166
What a nice and smart summary, good job.

735
00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:50,250
-[Jan] Probably a cat.
-[Pia] Give it a rest.

736
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,833
You said so earlier about how
there's a lot of them in the area.

737
00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:54,458
-[Mat] Excuse me.
-[Oliver] Mm-hm.

738
00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:57,500
I don't want them
on my freshly-poured concrete.

739
00:33:58,833 --> 00:34:02,125
-Freshly-poured what?
-The foundation for our play tower.

740
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:03,541
Ah.

741
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,291
[pensive music playing]

742
00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:12,750
-[cement squelches]
-[Alex gasps]

743
00:34:14,916 --> 00:34:15,916
Oops.

744
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,375
Say, what's going on with Activity here?

745
00:34:18,916 --> 00:34:21,625
You see, me and Pia,
we never lost a single game.

746
00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:23,791
Jan was a bit slow on the uptake.

747
00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:27,083
But well, he does prefer playing
"The Settlers of Qatar."

748
00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,833
[Oliver and Mat chuckle]

749
00:34:28,916 --> 00:34:30,250
Like "Monopolo."

750
00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:31,250
[both laughing]

751
00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:34,750
-We're playing, Jan. Just joking.
-[Mat] Ah… Yeah, cheer up.

752
00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:37,000
If you've been friends
as long as all of us,

753
00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:39,125
there are of course some inside jokes.

754
00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:42,750
When we go on vacation, we devote
whole nights to playing Activity.

755
00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:45,041
Mm-hm. Oh, that reminds me.

756
00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:48,000
We should book the house,
otherwise it'll be gone.

757
00:34:48,083 --> 00:34:49,958
I already talked to Papadopoulos.

758
00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:52,166
Crete. Greece.

759
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:54,458
We always go there as a group.

760
00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,208
Come with us.

761
00:34:57,708 --> 00:35:00,208
I don't think we need to make
vacation plans right now.

762
00:35:00,958 --> 00:35:02,041
Okay. Good.

763
00:35:02,625 --> 00:35:04,583
Here we go! Trivial Pursuit.

764
00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:07,291
Okie-dokie. Time to pull out
that general knowledge.

765
00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:08,458
[Mat] Yeah.

766
00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:12,500
-What did you study at university?
-Um… nothing.

767
00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:14,166
[chuckles] For 16 semesters.

768
00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:19,875
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to…

769
00:35:20,708 --> 00:35:23,458
And after your A-levels,
you did some traveling?

770
00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:24,750
That was a dream of mine.

771
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:27,416
-I traveled during my A-level.
-"My A-levels."

772
00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:29,333
Yeah, I know.

773
00:35:29,416 --> 00:35:31,208
It doesn't matter. [chuckles]

774
00:35:31,291 --> 00:35:33,833
-Jan owns a great bike store.
-Oh wow.

775
00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:37,041
Well, I need a new bike.
I'll stop by sometime.

776
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:37,958
Mm.

777
00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:40,750
-Can you live off that job?
-Yeah.

778
00:35:40,833 --> 00:35:44,458
Good thing there are enough dentists
who I can sell overpriced e-bikes to.

779
00:35:44,541 --> 00:35:47,166
-[Kurt and Oliver chuckle]
-[Karo] Are you good with your hands?

780
00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:49,458
Maybe you could help Oliver
with his play tower.

781
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:52,500
Help's not necessary. That thing's solid.

782
00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:56,166
-[cement squelching]
-[Alex grunting]

783
00:35:58,250 --> 00:35:59,875
[quirky music playing]

784
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,250
[dog barking]

785
00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:02,875
Oops.

786
00:36:03,416 --> 00:36:04,750
[Helmut Kohl shrieks]

787
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,958
[Helmut Kohl vocalizing]

788
00:36:13,541 --> 00:36:15,250
Here's some more snacks for everyone.

789
00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:18,625
-Ahh!
-[Karo] Would anyone like some?

790
00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:21,166
-[Oliver] What is it now?
-Yeah. Is the salsa spicy?

791
00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:22,458
[Karo] A bit.

792
00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:24,375
-Mm. No, thanks.
-[Oliver] Okay.

793
00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:28,791
-I'll be the quiz master, yeah?
-Yeah. The newcomer starts.

794
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:29,791
-Okay.
-Mm.

795
00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:33,791
May the best one win.

796
00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:36,125
[chuckles]

797
00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:37,625
Okay.

798
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:44,833
Ah, okay. This one
is for science and nature.

799
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:48,125
Under what name
is ascorbic acid better known as?

800
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:51,166
Mmm… aspirin?

801
00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:52,458
[Kurt] Not even close.

802
00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:53,833
Vitamin C.

803
00:36:53,916 --> 00:36:56,750
Can you say aah-spirin again?

804
00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:57,666
[Jan] Hm.

805
00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:59,458
-Uh, no.
-Ah.

806
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:03,875
Ah, yeah, yeah. Number 32 has a cavity.

807
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:05,833
Someone should take a look at that.

808
00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:10,041
Best to call me personally, otherwise
you'll wait six months for an appointment.

809
00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:12,000
-Mm-hm?
-History.

810
00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:13,166
[Oliver] History.

811
00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:16,166
In which year was the Berlin Wall
fully completed?

812
00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:19,333
Oh, uh, it fell in '89…

813
00:37:19,416 --> 00:37:21,291
-Yes.
-And, um…

814
00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:23,833
-Well?
-Mmm, um, um, um…

815
00:37:23,916 --> 00:37:25,458
-'63?
-Ahh.

816
00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:27,416
[Mat] Close. '61.

817
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,416
[Oliver] Wow, Mat knows everything,
doesn't he?

818
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,458
-[Mat] August 13th.
-Huh, what was that?

819
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:32,458
[Pia] Know what time?

820
00:37:32,541 --> 00:37:36,708
Why don't you tell me, uh, you and Zora.
Why did you end up taking a break anyway?

821
00:37:36,791 --> 00:37:39,916
Oh, um… thanks for asking.

822
00:37:40,416 --> 00:37:42,333
So Zora just wanted a bit of distance.

823
00:37:42,416 --> 00:37:43,250
[Jan] Mm-hm.

824
00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:46,583
Like, supposedly,
I didn't give her enough space.

825
00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:50,541
Yeah, but I believe that in the long run,
this will strengthen our relationship.

826
00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:51,583
[Sheila] Yeah.

827
00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:52,750
-Hmm.
-Mm.

828
00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:53,833
[Helmut Kohl flapping]

829
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:56,375
-What is--
-Do you actually have a photo of her?

830
00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:00,750
Um, yeah.

831
00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:05,416
Hey, hey, we shouldn't get into this now.
Better not.

832
00:38:08,041 --> 00:38:09,541
Here. That's her.

833
00:38:09,625 --> 00:38:12,125
She posted that
on her Instagram two days ago.

834
00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:14,708
Also, I gave her that blouse as a gift.

835
00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:17,250
Yeah, those are the small,
hidden signs she's giving.

836
00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:18,916
-The signs. Yep.
-[Sheila] Mm-hm.

837
00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,541
-Yeah, she looks nice.
-[Pia] Mm.

838
00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:24,708
She is. Hmm, says last online

839
00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:26,666
2:17 a.m.?

840
00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:28,083
Yeah, well, okay.

841
00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:29,916
Probably couldn't sleep, poor girl.

842
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,125
Or she was partying. Ha.

843
00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:33,208
[Oliver] Yep.

844
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:38,875
Mm-hm. Maybe to take her mind
off things because she misses me.

845
00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:41,583
-You should stop stalking her on WhatsApp.
-Mm-hm.

846
00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:45,083
I wasn't stalking.
That just gets displayed on there.

847
00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:48,000
-And she's my girlfriend.
-[Karo and Oliver] Was.

848
00:38:49,125 --> 00:38:50,416
Just delete her number.

849
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:54,250
There, look at this. I've been working on
this text for a while. What do you think?

850
00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,416
Um…

851
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,958
I don't know. It could be

852
00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:01,875
maybe a little too intimate?

853
00:39:01,958 --> 00:39:03,791
Is that still the same message?

854
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:06,083
It is, I just reworded it again
a little bit.

855
00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:07,541
-Mm, okay.
-Yeah.

856
00:39:08,458 --> 00:39:09,500
Um…

857
00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:11,833
Where is it?

858
00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:13,416
Huh?

859
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,875
Did you just press send?

860
00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:19,000
-Huh, what?
-[Sheila] Hm?

861
00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:21,916
What? No, I didn't press…
I hardly touched the phone.

862
00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:23,958
[Sheila gasps]

863
00:39:24,041 --> 00:39:25,291
[pills rattle]

864
00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:27,708
-You did send the message.
-No.

865
00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:30,000
I would not have done that if I were you.

866
00:39:30,083 --> 00:39:32,500
Okay, all right.
Maybe I can still delete it.

867
00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:34,250
Right, but then she'll see that…

868
00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:37,083
Then… she'll see that
I deleted the message.

869
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,333
[Sheila] Shit!

870
00:39:38,416 --> 00:39:40,750
Oh man. Why…

871
00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:43,208
Why did you press send, man?

872
00:39:43,291 --> 00:39:46,291
That was a draft! It had some
super embarrassing stuff in it.

873
00:39:47,416 --> 00:39:49,583
-I didn't do it, Sheila.
-Who else could have done it?

874
00:39:49,666 --> 00:39:51,166
Oh man, Jan, dude…

875
00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:53,958
If you had deleted the number,
it wouldn't have happened.

876
00:39:54,041 --> 00:39:56,833
Right. Right. Now it's my fault.

877
00:39:57,875 --> 00:39:58,875
[Oliver] Sheila!

878
00:39:59,541 --> 00:40:01,250
She… She'll calm down again.

879
00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:02,541
-[Mat] Mm.
-[Pia] God.

880
00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:03,666
[Sheila slams door]

881
00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:07,541
[Mat] Let me help you.

882
00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:13,458
Modafinil? What's that?

883
00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:15,833
That's a stimulant.

884
00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:18,833
Well, as a pharmacist,
she's got easy access, right?

885
00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:20,958
-[Pia] Wow.
-That's nuts.

886
00:40:21,041 --> 00:40:22,041
Stop it!

887
00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:24,875
So, shall we continue
playing the game? Hm?

888
00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:28,333
[Mat] Good idea. Keep your head up, Jan.
Everyone fucks up.

889
00:40:29,333 --> 00:40:31,625
Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan.

890
00:40:32,458 --> 00:40:34,458
[intriguing music playing]

891
00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:43,958
[Helmut Kohl shrieks]

892
00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:53,583
Okay. Arts and literature.

893
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,166
All right. Um…

894
00:40:56,833 --> 00:41:00,708
What collection of poems
is Charles Baudelaire best known for?

895
00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:03,041
I don't know.

896
00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:06,833
"Les fleurs du mal,"
"The flowers of Evil."

897
00:41:06,916 --> 00:41:09,250
Bravo, correct.
Also, the correct pronunciation.

898
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:10,500
-Well…
-[chuckles]

899
00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:11,791
[Mat clears throat]

900
00:41:12,666 --> 00:41:16,583
He who leans over his beloved
In the throes of love

901
00:41:16,666 --> 00:41:20,500
Resembles a dying man
Who caressed his burial grave

902
00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:23,083
-[Oliver] Bravo.
-Oh.

903
00:41:24,625 --> 00:41:27,208
He's a bad poet. It doesn't rhyme.

904
00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:34,000
Remember? Montparnasse.
We visited the tomb of Baudelaire.

905
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:36,875
And then suddenly it started raining,

906
00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:40,791
and we had to run
and seek cover inside this café.

907
00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:43,166
The waitress brought a couple of towels.

908
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:45,250
We drank champagne and, oh…

909
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:48,000
This is what you wrote
underneath on Instagram.

910
00:41:48,583 --> 00:41:49,416
Hm.

911
00:41:50,416 --> 00:41:52,291
"Thank you for the beautiful day."

912
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:54,166
-With a heart.
-[Pia] Yeah.

913
00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:55,958
[Karo] Hm.

914
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,291
[Mat] Yeah. With a heart.

915
00:41:58,375 --> 00:41:59,291
Hm.

916
00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:01,041
[Mat sighs]

917
00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:02,208
[dice clattering]

918
00:42:02,291 --> 00:42:03,791
-[Oliver] Geography?
-Mm-hm.

919
00:42:03,875 --> 00:42:06,250
What is the capital of the Bahamas?

920
00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:07,708
Nassau.

921
00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:10,916
-Oh, we went there.
-Of course.

922
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,416
Just a sec. Wait. There.

923
00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,250
["I'm Still in Love with You"
by David Sharp plays on television]

924
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:18,458
-[Oliver] Cool.
-[Pia] You can't be serious right now.

925
00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:22,083
Yeah. That's Pia surfing. I taught her.

926
00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:23,375
[Pia sighs]

927
00:42:26,083 --> 00:42:27,625
-Ah!
-Oh, nice.

928
00:42:27,708 --> 00:42:31,166
Yeah. Wow. In the photos,
everything looks so great.

929
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,500
-Yeah. We played golf too.
-Ow!

930
00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:37,750
Oh yeah. Mm.

931
00:42:39,875 --> 00:42:41,500
Stop it with this bullshit. Hey!

932
00:42:42,541 --> 00:42:44,750
-Wait, is that…?
-[Pia] Seriously! Turn that shit off!

933
00:42:44,833 --> 00:42:47,333
That's when I proposed to her.

934
00:42:47,416 --> 00:42:49,375
Pia must have told you
that we were engaged.

935
00:42:49,458 --> 00:42:50,625
Were. What the…

936
00:42:51,958 --> 00:42:52,958
Oh.

937
00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:57,291
Oh, you didn't know about that?

938
00:42:58,291 --> 00:43:00,625
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to create
an awkward situation.

939
00:43:01,208 --> 00:43:03,208
[Kurt] Well, it is
a very awkward situation now.

940
00:43:03,791 --> 00:43:05,916
Awkward for Jan and for Pia.

941
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,041
Mm-hm.

942
00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:09,791
Yeah, okay.

943
00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:10,750
[song stops]

944
00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:13,333
Forget all that. Kurt, Oli?

945
00:43:14,416 --> 00:43:18,458
Oh. The dice just fell on the ground.

946
00:43:18,541 --> 00:43:19,875
So maybe get it off the floor?

947
00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:23,208
-Oh, wherever could it be?
-Boy.

948
00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:28,208
I can't find it.
I guess we'll have to stop the game now.

949
00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:30,541
-[Kurt] Too bad.
-[Oliver] Nope, we'll just get a new one.

950
00:43:30,625 --> 00:43:32,916
[Mat] Kurt. Ugh… Come on.

951
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,916
I'll roll for you
or we'll never get moving.

952
00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:37,791
There.

953
00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:44,833
Which song by Rio Reiser was covered
by the band Echt in the year 2000?

954
00:43:44,916 --> 00:43:46,875
I don't know. I only know metal.

955
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,875
-Mmm.
-What about Jan? Hm?

956
00:43:48,958 --> 00:43:50,416
Come on, you know it.

957
00:43:51,083 --> 00:43:52,833
-"King of Germany"?
-[laughing]

958
00:43:52,916 --> 00:43:54,375
Not even close.

959
00:43:54,458 --> 00:43:56,125
[Oliver chuckling] No.

960
00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:59,875
Hey, Pia, what kind of guy
did you bring here?

961
00:43:59,958 --> 00:44:01,458
[Mat] Um, where's the guitar?

962
00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:03,125
-Yeah? Okay.
-Yeah.

963
00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:05,666
Guys, seriously. Not the guitar. Come on.

964
00:44:06,916 --> 00:44:08,291
A bit of support.

965
00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,541
Ah. Maestro.

966
00:44:13,625 --> 00:44:15,333
-[Mat] Gracias.
-[Oliver] Come on, guys.

967
00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:18,250
-Some music to loosen everyone up. Come.
-[Karo] Sure thing.

968
00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:20,583
[Mat tuning guitar]

969
00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:23,250
Oh God, I can understand you being angry.

970
00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:26,875
And just so you know, I didn't
even say yes when he proposed.

971
00:44:26,958 --> 00:44:28,791
Why didn't you just tell me the truth?

972
00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,958
Because it didn't mean anything.

973
00:44:35,875 --> 00:44:37,000
So?

974
00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:40,125
Yeah. Zora's online,
but hasn't read it yet.

975
00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:43,458
I do apologize.
Even if it wasn't my fault.

976
00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:47,500
Guys, come on.
Don't be party poopers now. Get up. Come.

977
00:44:49,416 --> 00:44:51,041
[chord sounds on guitar]

978
00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:56,333
[singing "Junimond" in German]
♪ The world's looking up at my window ♪

979
00:44:57,166 --> 00:45:01,958
♪ With tired eyes, all dusty and shy ♪

980
00:45:03,041 --> 00:45:04,791
♪ I'm sitting up ♪

981
00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:07,583
[in English] Mat is our rock star.
He rocks. [chuckles]

982
00:45:08,708 --> 00:45:12,541
[in German] ♪ I see you coming
But you just walk by ♪

983
00:45:12,625 --> 00:45:13,708
[cell phone vibrates]

984
00:45:13,791 --> 00:45:15,500
ALEX: MARMALADE TOAST!

985
00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:20,166
♪ But it doesn't hurt anymore
No, it doesn't hurt anymore ♪

986
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:24,375
♪ Everything's quiet
And no storms riot in me when I see you ♪

987
00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:26,250
[in English] I need to get some fresh air.

988
00:45:26,333 --> 00:45:29,041
[in German]
♪ It's over, bye, bye, bye, June moon ♪

989
00:45:29,125 --> 00:45:31,375
-[in English] Do you want me to come?
-No.

990
00:45:31,458 --> 00:45:33,583
Alex needs my help. I'll just call him.

991
00:45:33,666 --> 00:45:34,583
Okay. No problem.

992
00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:39,666
[Mat and Oliver in German]
♪ It's over, bye, bye, bye ♪

993
00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:45,125
[Mat singing faintly]

994
00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:47,458
[mocking Oliver]
"Oh, Mat is our rock star."

995
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,625
[dog barking]

996
00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:55,708
[quietly] Alex?

997
00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:01,708
Alex?

998
00:46:04,791 --> 00:46:05,750
[sighs]

999
00:46:10,416 --> 00:46:11,666
[dial tone rings]

1000
00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,750
-[Alex] Yeah.
-Where are you?

1001
00:46:15,416 --> 00:46:16,875
In the yard next door.

1002
00:46:17,541 --> 00:46:19,416
Huh? What do you mean?

1003
00:46:20,208 --> 00:46:22,416
I'm just hanging out over here.

1004
00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:24,500
[suspenseful music playing]

1005
00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:38,000
Alex?

1006
00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:39,708
[Alex] Here. Up here.

1007
00:46:39,791 --> 00:46:41,041
[Alex sighs]

1008
00:46:42,041 --> 00:46:43,583
-What the hell?
-Yeah.

1009
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:47,541
That stupid bird went over here.
And then suddenly, whoosh!

1010
00:46:48,125 --> 00:46:50,625
[chuckles] Now you know
what a wild boar must feel like.

1011
00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:52,875
That's funny.

1012
00:46:53,875 --> 00:46:56,041
You may undo the rope. Over there.

1013
00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:58,125
[pensive music playing]

1014
00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:00,625
Yeah, but please be careful!

1015
00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:02,208
[shouts] Ugh!

1016
00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:04,791
-[in German] ♪ It's over, bye ♪
-♪ It's over, bye ♪

1017
00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:08,500
[all] ♪ It's over, bye ♪

1018
00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:09,791
♪ Bye ♪

1019
00:47:14,625 --> 00:47:17,500
-[in English] How are things over there?
-It's a giant disaster.

1020
00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:19,208
On top of that, Pia's ex showed up.

1021
00:47:19,291 --> 00:47:20,625
-What?
-Yeah.

1022
00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:21,833
What does he want?

1023
00:47:22,541 --> 00:47:23,500
Pia.

1024
00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:25,666
Then punch him in the mouth.

1025
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,541
Yeah, I'm this close at the moment.

1026
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:29,416
Or beat his ass at the board games.

1027
00:47:30,791 --> 00:47:33,083
-Who's that shitty singer?
-The dude.

1028
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:35,541
Ugh.

1029
00:47:35,625 --> 00:47:37,833
Then for God's sakes,
punch him in the mouth.

1030
00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:42,000
[Jan sighs]

1031
00:47:43,166 --> 00:47:47,541
[all in German]
♪ It's over, bye, bye, bye, June moon ♪

1032
00:47:48,416 --> 00:47:50,416
♪ It's over, bye ♪

1033
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:53,708
-[in English] I thought maybe you'd left.
-On the contrary, I'm here.

1034
00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:55,958
-[song ends]
-[Jan clapping]

1035
00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:58,708
-Whoo! Ah!
-♪ Yeah ♪

1036
00:47:58,791 --> 00:48:00,083
Whoo!

1037
00:48:00,166 --> 00:48:03,250
Yeah! That'll be a bonus point for sure.

1038
00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:05,666
I think we can all agree
that in Trivial Pursuit,

1039
00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:07,750
Mat is simply undefeatable.

1040
00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:08,958
Yeah!

1041
00:48:09,041 --> 00:48:12,541
-Next game, The Saga of Toraca.
-Oh, do we have to?

1042
00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:13,833
Yeah, we have to!

1043
00:48:13,916 --> 00:48:15,791
We haven't played Jan's game yet.

1044
00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:16,791
[Karo] Yeah.

1045
00:48:16,875 --> 00:48:19,375
Oh yeah. I'm sure that's great too.
What's it called?

1046
00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:21,708
-Uh, "Who Would."
-Do what?

1047
00:48:22,375 --> 00:48:25,791
Well, let's just start, and the rest
will become clear as we go, right?

1048
00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:27,791
-Do we need writing pads?
-Yeah.

1049
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:28,791
Okay.

1050
00:48:29,291 --> 00:48:31,125
-[Karo] Sheila.
-[Sheila] Yeah, yeah.

1051
00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:32,625
[Oliver] I'll sit up here.

1052
00:48:37,875 --> 00:48:39,041
There.

1053
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,208
-And now?
-[Jan] To start…

1054
00:48:41,291 --> 00:48:43,750
you take a card
from the top of the deck and read it.

1055
00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:46,708
"Who would drink the others
under the table?"

1056
00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:49,125
[Pia] Then you write down the name?

1057
00:48:49,208 --> 00:48:50,541
-Exactly.
-Okay.

1058
00:48:50,625 --> 00:48:51,541
Hm.

1059
00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:57,583
-All done?
-[Pia] Uh-huh.

1060
00:48:57,666 --> 00:48:58,708
Turn them over.

1061
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,708
-[chuckling]
-[Sheila] Why are you writing me down?

1062
00:49:03,791 --> 00:49:06,291
'Cause lesbians always drink?
You drink a lot more.

1063
00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:08,625
-When do I drink more than you?
-Every time.

1064
00:49:08,708 --> 00:49:11,375
There's nothing wrong with
a little spot of wine now and then.

1065
00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:14,208
Just calling it "a spot of wine"
is why I wrote your name.

1066
00:49:14,291 --> 00:49:15,625
-Ditto.
-Look, Kurt.

1067
00:49:15,708 --> 00:49:18,375
You're living here in my house,
I expect a little more respect.

1068
00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:19,291
"In my house"?

1069
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:20,375
In our house.

1070
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:23,375
Yeah, I also wrote your name, my friend.

1071
00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:24,750
-Oh yeah?
-Mm-hm.

1072
00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:26,083
Wow. Okay.

1073
00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:28,750
Yeah, and Karo wrote my name.
I'm totally cool with that.

1074
00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:31,875
Well, if I didn't have a career and child,
I'd also drink more.

1075
00:49:31,958 --> 00:49:34,375
Also, Karo has offered Pia a job.
What was it called again?

1076
00:49:34,458 --> 00:49:36,416
Chief Visual Content Designer.

1077
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,000
Oh, that's wonderful news.

1078
00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:39,250
-[Karo] See?
-Accept it.

1079
00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:41,875
Let's just let her decide
for herself, huh?

1080
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:43,458
-Oh.
-Ooh.

1081
00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:46,291
Someone can't handle
their girlfriend making more money.

1082
00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:47,708
And who is that?

1083
00:49:48,208 --> 00:49:50,458
Janni, it's called humor.

1084
00:49:50,541 --> 00:49:52,166
Okay, what's next, then?

1085
00:49:52,958 --> 00:49:56,291
Oliver got the most votes.
So, he has to take a shot now.

1086
00:49:57,416 --> 00:49:59,625
Oh, strange game, but okay.

1087
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,166
There.

1088
00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:10,833
Hey, guys. She read the text.

1089
00:50:11,458 --> 00:50:13,375
Oh God. Now I need a drink.

1090
00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:17,000
All right, "Who here would
most likely become burnt-out?"

1091
00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:18,375
Hm, hm, hm.

1092
00:50:20,750 --> 00:50:21,875
-Ready?
-Mm-hm.

1093
00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:22,791
Turn over.

1094
00:50:23,625 --> 00:50:25,083
[chuckling lightly]

1095
00:50:25,166 --> 00:50:28,833
Eh? Just 'cause I work a lot
doesn't mean I'll get burnt-out.

1096
00:50:28,916 --> 00:50:31,666
Yeah, I also work a lot. A whole lot.

1097
00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:35,958
And that's why
our relationship really suffered.

1098
00:50:36,041 --> 00:50:37,250
Yeah, Matthias? Tell us.

1099
00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:39,791
Was that before or after
your trip to the Bahamas?

1100
00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:41,583
-Uh, both, actually.
-Mmm.

1101
00:50:41,666 --> 00:50:44,916
Especially our sex life
suffered a lot because of it.

1102
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:45,833
Ugh.

1103
00:50:46,708 --> 00:50:50,083
Like, in the beginning, we just
couldn't get enough of each other.

1104
00:50:50,166 --> 00:50:52,458
We'd basically fuck
all day and night, everywhere.

1105
00:50:52,541 --> 00:50:55,708
-Mat, this isn't the place for that.
-Is there a slide show of that?

1106
00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:58,416
[Mat] Pia, I never apologized to you.

1107
00:50:59,416 --> 00:51:00,625
Pia.

1108
00:51:01,541 --> 00:51:06,666
Um, if you lose a beautiful,
and fascinating woman, such as yourself,

1109
00:51:07,291 --> 00:51:08,250
you have fucked up.

1110
00:51:09,416 --> 00:51:10,333
Really fucked up.

1111
00:51:11,291 --> 00:51:12,791
And I am sorry.

1112
00:51:12,875 --> 00:51:14,666
[pensive music playing]

1113
00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:16,916
[Pia] It's in the past.

1114
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,625
Uh, but it's nice of you to say it
again in front of everyone, okay?

1115
00:51:20,708 --> 00:51:21,791
Mm.

1116
00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:25,666
Yeah. Let's move on.
Or did you want to sing another song?

1117
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:26,958
[Karo laughs]

1118
00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:29,500
[Karo chuckles]

1119
00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:33,250
By the way, on Crete, a new
archaeological museum has opened up.

1120
00:51:33,333 --> 00:51:34,291
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.

1121
00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:36,625
But I don't know if Jan
is interested in culture.

1122
00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:38,208
I'm sure he can go biking there too.

1123
00:51:38,291 --> 00:51:40,916
Yeah, thanks.
I am interested in other things, you know.

1124
00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:42,583
Oh? Like what?

1125
00:51:43,875 --> 00:51:46,666
-Um, for example, Jan collects antiques.
-Ah.

1126
00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:47,958
Oh.

1127
00:51:48,041 --> 00:51:49,208
[Pia clears throat]

1128
00:51:49,291 --> 00:51:51,166
Yeah, the Boccelli bike.

1129
00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:53,750
-Bottecchia. Bottecchia.
-Yeah.

1130
00:51:54,916 --> 00:51:56,250
A bicycle?

1131
00:51:56,333 --> 00:51:57,916
I've got a bike too, you know.

1132
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,541
[laughing]

1133
00:52:03,208 --> 00:52:06,000
"Who would most likely be admitted
to a psychiatric ward?"

1134
00:52:06,083 --> 00:52:06,916
Oliver.

1135
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,916
-Oh, come on!
-[Karo] True.

1136
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,750
Yeah, you and your
role-playing games, that really is a bit…

1137
00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:14,375
I mean, if you think
therapy can help, go right ahead.

1138
00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:17,250
Well, if you guys ever came to one
of those role-playing events, yeah?

1139
00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:20,083
Then you'd understand the fascination
around it. But okay. Forget it.

1140
00:52:20,166 --> 00:52:21,791
Silly dress-up and fighting orcs?

1141
00:52:21,875 --> 00:52:24,250
I really don't know
how that's fascinating, okay?

1142
00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:28,166
-All right, next card, please.
-"Who'd play a naked game of ping-pong?"

1143
00:52:28,250 --> 00:52:30,708
Naked, yeah,
but I'm not good at ping-pong.

1144
00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:33,250
Nobody wants to see you naked anyway.

1145
00:52:33,333 --> 00:52:36,125
I can play ping-pong
and look good naked. Right, Pia?

1146
00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:39,125
-[Mat chuckles]
-Oh, come on. Next card.

1147
00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:41,291
"Who'd most likely be able
to tame a predator?"

1148
00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:42,625
Jan. Jan can do it.

1149
00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:45,916
Jan can definitely train any dog. Hm?

1150
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,625
Yeah, but dogs are a whole different game
than lions and tigers. Mm?

1151
00:52:52,291 --> 00:52:53,208
So, let's see.

1152
00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,875
[Mat] Are you guys serious?

1153
00:53:00,166 --> 00:53:01,416
That wimp?

1154
00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:04,291
I'll give you the tiger skin
so you can lay naked on it.

1155
00:53:04,375 --> 00:53:06,750
And nobody thinks I could do it because…?

1156
00:53:06,833 --> 00:53:08,625
Oh, don't be silly.

1157
00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:10,041
Yeah, don't be silly.

1158
00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:15,166
See that, guys? I'm only ever
picked for the shitty stuff.

1159
00:53:15,250 --> 00:53:18,083
Drinking, psychiatry.
But fighting wild animals,

1160
00:53:18,166 --> 00:53:20,916
that's for others to do, right?
Not the fat, stupid teacher.

1161
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,166
-Nobody can defeat a predator.
-Really, Oli. Calm down.

1162
00:53:23,250 --> 00:53:25,833
No, I'm sick of all of you
seeing the loser in me, always.

1163
00:53:25,916 --> 00:53:28,333
-That's nonsense.
-[shouts] It's not nonsense!

1164
00:53:28,416 --> 00:53:30,125
Nobody has respect for me here!

1165
00:53:30,208 --> 00:53:32,250
There's a fucking freeloader
living in my house.

1166
00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:34,500
-And now my wife's ganging up on me!
-In my house.

1167
00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:35,791
[yells] It is our house!

1168
00:53:36,708 --> 00:53:37,708
[Karo] Oli, come back!

1169
00:53:40,208 --> 00:53:42,291
-Who might he mean by freeloader?
-Ugh.

1170
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,333
-Ugh.
-Emma?

1171
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,250
Or Gabriela?

1172
00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:48,875
[Karo] Oli, come back!

1173
00:53:53,166 --> 00:53:54,041
[Pia sighs]

1174
00:53:55,125 --> 00:53:56,833
Well, your game really fucking sucks.

1175
00:53:56,916 --> 00:54:00,583
-Why don't you sing a song about it?
-This is ridiculous. Both of you, stop.

1176
00:54:00,666 --> 00:54:03,000
What should I do when this bigmouth
keeps provoking me?

1177
00:54:03,083 --> 00:54:05,333
-[Karo] You're not serious.
-[Oliver] Leave me alone.

1178
00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:07,250
[Karo] Oli, take that off.

1179
00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:08,458
[Oliver] Just go away!

1180
00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:10,375
[Karo] Oli, please.

1181
00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:11,791
Just look away, then.

1182
00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:15,625
Well, congratulations. Now you've
really got one foot in the psych ward.

1183
00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:17,458
[Sheila, laughing] Oli, what is this?

1184
00:54:17,541 --> 00:54:21,041
Forget Oli. I am Ogandur,
the almighty King of the Elves.

1185
00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:23,041
[snickering]

1186
00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:25,583
Yeah, laugh it up.

1187
00:54:25,666 --> 00:54:29,875
But I can turn stone into gold
and talk to plants and trees.

1188
00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:33,333
And at the events,
all my subjects shall all kneel before me.

1189
00:54:33,416 --> 00:54:36,375
I'll stand, if that's all right.
You're embarrassing us now.

1190
00:54:36,458 --> 00:54:39,833
Yeah, that's your greatest fear, isn't it?
That I'll embarrass you.

1191
00:54:39,916 --> 00:54:41,666
For the facade to crumble.

1192
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:44,291
The oh-so-perfect Karo
who thinks she can run a company

1193
00:54:44,375 --> 00:54:46,583
and at the same time
be there for her child,

1194
00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:48,208
and takes care of a big mansion,

1195
00:54:48,291 --> 00:54:50,500
and tells everyone
what they can and cannot do, right?

1196
00:54:50,583 --> 00:54:53,166
I'm sorry, but settling for
a mediocre life won't lead to happiness.

1197
00:54:53,250 --> 00:54:56,500
All of that ensures that we have
a nice, comfortable life!

1198
00:54:56,583 --> 00:54:58,083
Where I hardly see you anymore,

1199
00:54:58,166 --> 00:55:01,125
'cause you have to pop some fucking
pills three times a day just to function!

1200
00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:03,083
Those pills were for Karo?

1201
00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:05,000
Hm?

1202
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,833
-They fell out of your bag.
-Yeah.

1203
00:55:07,916 --> 00:55:11,083
-Why would you hide that from me?
-Pharmacists are bound by confidentiality.

1204
00:55:11,166 --> 00:55:13,833
I bet Karo didn't hide from you
that we have a sex problem.

1205
00:55:13,916 --> 00:55:16,708
We don't have a sex problem,
we simply do not have sex.

1206
00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:18,041
Ha.

1207
00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:20,500
Okay, listen up. Quiz question.

1208
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:22,916
How come Oli and Karo
don't have sex anymore?

1209
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,375
A, Karo's tired.

1210
00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:28,166
Or B, because her brother is nosy
and asks follow-up questions.

1211
00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:31,166
Little hint, you can pick
more than one answer here.

1212
00:55:31,750 --> 00:55:34,125
Is that why you hang around
Gabriela so much?

1213
00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:37,625
What are you two doing down there anyway?
Does she kneel in front of you too?

1214
00:55:37,708 --> 00:55:38,916
-Wow, that's not--
-Oh, please.

1215
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,791
She was wearing your red shirt before.
The one I gave you.

1216
00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:44,375
Pop quiz, how did it get down there?

1217
00:55:44,458 --> 00:55:48,500
A, it flew there on its own.
B, you took it off down there.

1218
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:50,125
Little tip, the answer's B!

1219
00:55:53,708 --> 00:55:55,083
Giveth way!

1220
00:55:55,666 --> 00:55:58,125
-Um, Oli…
-Ogandur.

1221
00:55:58,708 --> 00:55:59,750
[Sheila sighs]

1222
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,958
-But, Oli--
-Ogandur!

1223
00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:11,166
Wow.

1224
00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,583
[Jan's cell phone vibrates]

1225
00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:14,625
[Kurt] I didn't hear anything, by the way.

1226
00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:15,750
[Karo] Really?

1227
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:17,083
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED!
STUDY, NOW!

1228
00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:20,083
-[Pia] I didn't know how bad things were.
-[Sheila] Oh, sweetheart.

1229
00:56:20,166 --> 00:56:21,833
[Karo] I'm doing fine. Really.

1230
00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:25,166
[Sheila] I know how you feel.
You know, sometimes, with Zora--

1231
00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:26,916
Just give it a rest with that bullshit!

1232
00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:30,708
Hey, I got it. All good.

1233
00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:36,375
My God, you're the best, Alex.

1234
00:56:36,458 --> 00:56:40,125
Yeah. Uh, this is Gabriela.
She's their au pair.

1235
00:56:40,208 --> 00:56:41,625
Ah, super funny story.

1236
00:56:41,708 --> 00:56:45,791
I happened to get lost, and then, uh,
was suddenly in her kitchen.

1237
00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:47,791
-Um…
-It happens.

1238
00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:53,000
Yeah. And Gabriela makes
the best guacamole ever, yeah?

1239
00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:54,458
And the problem with her bike

1240
00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:57,291
is the chain keeps coming off,
but I'm gonna take care of it.

1241
00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:59,541
-Okay. Can I have the bird now, please?
-Yeah. Here.

1242
00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:01,583
Here.

1243
00:57:01,666 --> 00:57:03,666
[bird cooing]

1244
00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:05,791
-Here.
-That is not the cockatoo.

1245
00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:08,333
Are you sure?

1246
00:57:09,416 --> 00:57:12,125
That's a regular fucking dove, man.
Of course I'm sure.

1247
00:57:12,208 --> 00:57:16,375
Uh, okay. Um, maybe he won't notice it?

1248
00:57:17,291 --> 00:57:18,333
Maybe?

1249
00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:25,500
Alex, release that poor thing and find
the right fucking one, okay? Please, man.

1250
00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,041
Yeah, got it. Okay.

1251
00:57:27,125 --> 00:57:28,708
-Yeah. Yeah.
-[Jan growls]

1252
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:32,458
Wow.

1253
00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:34,625
[chuckling]

1254
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,416
SAGA OF TORACA

1255
00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:39,750
[epic video game music
playing over computer]

1256
00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:44,625
I, Ogandur, King of the Elves, shall
start my journey to Toraca and onward.

1257
00:57:44,708 --> 00:57:48,250
Follow me or forever stay here
in the realm of the ignorant.

1258
00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:50,500
Monopoly?

1259
00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:51,583
-[Kurt] Mm-hm.
-Yeah.

1260
00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:53,333
[epic music playing on computer]

1261
00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:54,416
[Karo clears throat]

1262
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,375
Number five, enter the magic fortress.
I shall fight the troll.

1263
00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:01,166
[Karo] He can't be serious.

1264
00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:05,625
-Hey, where were you?
-I have another question.

1265
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:07,375
Ugh.

1266
00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:11,500
Watch out! An orc's behind you.
Orcs at nine o'clock.

1267
00:58:12,166 --> 00:58:15,041
Did you call me a bigmouth earlier?

1268
00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:16,250
[sighs] I'm sure he didn't.

1269
00:58:16,333 --> 00:58:18,333
Yeah, possibly, sure. Yeah.

1270
00:58:18,416 --> 00:58:21,166
Okay. Then we've got a problem.

1271
00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:24,041
You see, I don't like
being called a bigmouth.

1272
00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,208
By nobody.

1273
00:58:25,291 --> 00:58:28,458
And certainly not by a weak-ass loser
who sells bikes like you.

1274
00:58:28,541 --> 00:58:30,583
-Sorry about that, of course.
-Hm.

1275
00:58:30,666 --> 00:58:32,166
-I didn't know that.
-Mm.

1276
00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:33,875
You bigmouth.

1277
00:58:34,583 --> 00:58:35,875
Apologize!

1278
00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:38,875
[pensive music playing]

1279
00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:40,875
No.

1280
00:58:40,958 --> 00:58:42,666
Just say you're sorry, guys.

1281
00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:45,375
This is so annoying.
We're gonna play Monopoly. Come on.

1282
00:58:45,458 --> 00:58:47,250
No, I won't let something like that slide.

1283
00:58:48,333 --> 00:58:50,083
-I challenge you to a duel.
-Ugh.

1284
00:58:50,166 --> 00:58:51,041
[Karo] Mm.

1285
00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:53,791
-Let's settle this like men, then.
-So you want a duel or what?

1286
00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:54,791
Yeah.

1287
00:58:55,291 --> 00:58:56,750
-[scoffs]
-At ping-pong.

1288
00:58:56,833 --> 00:58:57,750
Pfft.

1289
00:58:57,833 --> 00:59:01,625
Ah, see, of course he chickens out.

1290
00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:03,083
You're a loser and lame.

1291
00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:06,000
If they had a ping-pong table,
I'd kick your ass so hard.

1292
00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:07,791
We have a table downstairs.

1293
00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:10,916
Mm-hm. I have an idea
that's much better than Monopoly.

1294
00:59:11,625 --> 00:59:14,041
["Drop It Like It's Hot"
by Snoop Dogg playing]

1295
00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:19,416
♪ Snoop ♪

1296
00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:30,041
♪ Snoop ♪

1297
00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:36,916
♪ When the pimp's in the crib, ma
Drop it like it's hot… ♪

1298
00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,333
Well, at first glance, it's a draw.

1299
00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:43,500
This is my first time seeing a dick
in 20 years. Can't say I've missed it.

1300
00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:46,375
-[Sheila chuckles]
-As for me, we can call off this nonsense.

1301
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,750
Then you should cheer for your man.
Or do you want to leave him hanging?

1302
00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:51,750
[both laughing]

1303
00:59:53,541 --> 00:59:55,750
Penis jokes. How original.

1304
00:59:55,833 --> 00:59:57,000
[Kurt] Matthias to serve.

1305
00:59:57,083 --> 01:00:00,041
-Wait a minute, what are you playing for?
-I thought it was Pia.

1306
01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:01,625
[Sheila and Karo chuckling]

1307
01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:03,208
Not funny.

1308
01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:06,583
The loser has to chug
a bottle of chili sauce.

1309
01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:08,291
Or is that too much for you, pussy?

1310
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:11,333
-Mat can't handle spice of any kind.
-Yep.

1311
01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:13,666
[Mat] No, no. No problem.

1312
01:00:14,208 --> 01:00:15,333
Okay, then.

1313
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,708
-'Cause I'll win.
-The loser has to chug chili sauce!

1314
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:21,833
[sighs]

1315
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:23,875
[exhales sharply]

1316
01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:29,666
-[Karo] Ooh.
-[Mat] Yes!

1317
01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:33,250
One-nil, Matthias.

1318
01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:35,333
Did I mention I used to play
in a club for years?

1319
01:00:35,416 --> 01:00:38,041
No, that's the one thing this evening
you haven't yet bragged about.

1320
01:00:38,125 --> 01:00:39,333
[Karo] Ooh.

1321
01:00:39,416 --> 01:00:40,708
[chuckling]

1322
01:00:45,416 --> 01:00:47,541
-[Kurt sighs]
-[Mat snickers]

1323
01:00:47,625 --> 01:00:48,750
Two-nil, Matthias.

1324
01:00:48,833 --> 01:00:50,916
I wanted an opponent, not a victim.

1325
01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:57,041
[exhales deeply]

1326
01:00:59,083 --> 01:01:01,125
[intense electronic music playing]

1327
01:01:01,916 --> 01:01:03,041
Bam!

1328
01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:07,333
[groans softly]

1329
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,500
Yes!

1330
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,291
Bang!

1331
01:01:17,625 --> 01:01:18,875
[music stops]

1332
01:01:18,958 --> 01:01:20,916
-Ooh!
-[all] Ahh!

1333
01:01:22,791 --> 01:01:23,666
[Jan] Ow.

1334
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:25,791
10-3 for Matthias.

1335
01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:28,791
Seven match balls.

1336
01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:30,041
[Jan groans softly]

1337
01:01:30,125 --> 01:01:32,125
That looks like castration.

1338
01:01:32,208 --> 01:01:34,000
That certainly takes balls.

1339
01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:35,875
[Mat, Karo and Sheila laughing]

1340
01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:38,541
[Karo continues laughing]

1341
01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:43,916
-[soundscape muffles]
-[pensive music playing]

1342
01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,291
Hey, good?

1343
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000
[Jan breathing deeply]

1344
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:04,458
-[Mat grunts]
-[Sheila] Ooh!

1345
01:02:05,291 --> 01:02:06,250
[Sheila chuckles]

1346
01:02:08,541 --> 01:02:10,500
Point for Jan. 10-4.

1347
01:02:13,541 --> 01:02:14,500
[Mat grunts]

1348
01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:18,125
10-5.

1349
01:02:18,833 --> 01:02:21,458
[intense electronic music playing]

1350
01:02:27,708 --> 01:02:28,833
[Kurt] 10-6.

1351
01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:35,000
10-7.

1352
01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:40,166
Shit! Come on!

1353
01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:46,083
[Jan] Who's the victim now?

1354
01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:47,916
-Come on!
-[shouting]

1355
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,375
-[grunts]
-[music stops]

1356
01:02:54,458 --> 01:02:55,500
[gasps]

1357
01:02:55,583 --> 01:02:56,583
[Kurt] 11-10.

1358
01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:00,000
Match ball for Jan.

1359
01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:01,458
[Mat] Ugh.

1360
01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:05,166
[Karo gasps]

1361
01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:08,666
[Jan chuckles] Oh.

1362
01:03:12,333 --> 01:03:14,083
[Kurt] Wouldn't you rather use a new ball?

1363
01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:15,958
[exhales deeply]

1364
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:27,416
-Yeah!
-No!

1365
01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:28,833
Victory for Jan!

1366
01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:32,000
Yeah! Yeah, man!

1367
01:03:32,833 --> 01:03:34,916
Looks like the victim just won, huh?

1368
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,416
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

1369
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:39,583
Yes, yes, yes! Yes! Yes!

1370
01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:40,666
Yeah, baby.

1371
01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:42,000
-[Pia] Yeah.
-[Jan] Mmm.

1372
01:03:42,083 --> 01:03:42,916
[Pia] Jan.

1373
01:03:43,416 --> 01:03:44,500
Yeah.

1374
01:03:44,583 --> 01:03:46,583
[upbeat music playing]

1375
01:03:51,041 --> 01:03:51,958
[music fades out]

1376
01:03:52,041 --> 01:03:54,875
[Karo] Hm. I wouldn't do that.

1377
01:03:54,958 --> 01:03:58,166
Remember my piri-piri chicken?
You had that coming out of every hole.

1378
01:03:59,541 --> 01:04:00,958
[Sheila's phone vibrates]

1379
01:04:01,041 --> 01:04:02,208
Message from Zora.

1380
01:04:02,291 --> 01:04:04,333
Um, yeah, I won't read it
straightaway, right?

1381
01:04:04,416 --> 01:04:07,166
-Otherwise, she thinks I'm fucking--
-God, just check it already.

1382
01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:11,208
[Sheila] Yeah, okay.
"I'll call you in a bit." And a smiley.

1383
01:04:12,208 --> 01:04:15,750
Not the normal smiley, but the smiley with
the red cheeks. That's a good sign, right?

1384
01:04:15,833 --> 01:04:18,250
Signs are often not
what they appeareth to be.

1385
01:04:19,916 --> 01:04:21,916
[inhales deeply]

1386
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,166
[exhales deeply]

1387
01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:27,208
[suspenseful music playing]

1388
01:04:28,416 --> 01:04:29,875
I would've done it myself.

1389
01:04:31,125 --> 01:04:32,166
But I'm the winner.

1390
01:04:37,916 --> 01:04:40,250
[Mat gulping]

1391
01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:50,208
[exhales]

1392
01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:02,166
[shakily] I barely feel any--

1393
01:05:02,250 --> 01:05:03,666
[gasping]

1394
01:05:04,458 --> 01:05:06,333
[chuckling quietly]

1395
01:05:08,250 --> 01:05:10,791
[retching]

1396
01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:13,083
[suspenseful music continues]

1397
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,416
[music fades out]

1398
01:05:21,916 --> 01:05:23,583
[grunts, retching]

1399
01:05:23,666 --> 01:05:26,083
Look who's the asshole loser now, bitch.

1400
01:05:26,166 --> 01:05:27,583
[crashing and clanging]

1401
01:05:27,666 --> 01:05:31,541
[heaving and retching violently]

1402
01:05:34,666 --> 01:05:35,958
[Mat coughing loudly]

1403
01:05:36,041 --> 01:05:37,708
What's wrong with you?

1404
01:05:37,791 --> 01:05:41,041
I'm not a fucking trophy!
How about you go help Mat?

1405
01:05:41,125 --> 01:05:43,125
[crying]

1406
01:05:43,208 --> 01:05:44,708
You want me to help him?

1407
01:05:44,791 --> 01:05:47,750
-I'm going, okay?
-Watch out! Orcs behind you!

1408
01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:48,708
[Karo] Enough!

1409
01:05:48,791 --> 01:05:50,916
-[Mat whimpering]
-[screeching on computer]

1410
01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:53,500
[panting, wheezing]

1411
01:05:57,083 --> 01:05:57,958
Do you need help?

1412
01:05:58,041 --> 01:05:59,333
No.

1413
01:05:59,416 --> 01:06:00,541
[gasps]

1414
01:06:02,791 --> 01:06:04,458
[gasping]

1415
01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:08,291
[Mat exclaiming]

1416
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:12,583
[Jan] Here. Try this.

1417
01:06:12,666 --> 01:06:14,833
[Mat groaning]

1418
01:06:20,583 --> 01:06:22,583
-[gasps]
-I think it's best you lie down.

1419
01:06:22,666 --> 01:06:23,625
[angrily exclaims]

1420
01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:28,583
[Mat grunting]

1421
01:06:30,791 --> 01:06:32,875
-He didn't just drink the milk, did he?
-Yeah.

1422
01:06:33,375 --> 01:06:34,833
I'll gladly get you a new one.

1423
01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:37,208
You can't buy this! I can only pump it.

1424
01:06:39,166 --> 01:06:40,000
[Karo sighs]

1425
01:06:40,666 --> 01:06:42,666
-This is the shittiest game night ever.
-Ugh.

1426
01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:45,166
-[groans]
-And I put so much effort into this.

1427
01:06:45,250 --> 01:06:46,250
Sure you did.

1428
01:06:48,791 --> 01:06:50,583
Gabriela cooked. So what?

1429
01:06:51,291 --> 01:06:53,916
Are you going to hold it against me
'cause I didn't make it myself?

1430
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,958
I'm not, but why would you make that up?

1431
01:06:56,041 --> 01:06:57,750
Maybe that's just how
it's done in Grunewald.

1432
01:06:57,833 --> 01:06:58,875
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

1433
01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:01,708
How do you know that, anyway?

1434
01:07:01,791 --> 01:07:04,291
Yeah, Jan. Tell us how
you ended up in Gabriela's room

1435
01:07:04,375 --> 01:07:06,041
just as she got out of the shower.

1436
01:07:06,125 --> 01:07:07,666
Yeah, I got lost. So what?

1437
01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:10,500
You got lost many times,
whatever you were looking for!

1438
01:07:11,708 --> 01:07:12,708
Yeah.

1439
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,166
[Karo sighs]

1440
01:07:19,125 --> 01:07:20,416
Where are you going?

1441
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:21,583
What is this all about?

1442
01:07:21,666 --> 01:07:24,125
And this whole dick contest
with Matthias the whole night?

1443
01:07:24,208 --> 01:07:25,791
And I don't mean figuratively speaking.

1444
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:28,041
You both were literally
comparing your dicks.

1445
01:07:28,125 --> 01:07:30,833
Yeah, but how is it my fault
that your ex-boyfriend…

1446
01:07:30,916 --> 01:07:33,250
Sorry, no, your ex-fiancé joined us?

1447
01:07:33,791 --> 01:07:35,291
And by the way, he started it.

1448
01:07:35,375 --> 01:07:38,791
He started it? What are we, like,
in fucking kindergarten or what?

1449
01:07:38,875 --> 01:07:42,666
-No, but we're at a horrible game night.
-Yeah, a game night that was always fun.

1450
01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:44,416
When I wasn't a part of it? [scoffs]

1451
01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:47,833
Sorry I don't fit into your oh-so-perfect
world of the rich and successful.

1452
01:07:49,166 --> 01:07:50,291
What are you even saying?

1453
01:07:50,375 --> 01:07:52,583
You people already won
the Monopoly of life.

1454
01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:55,208
There are no fucking
bike stores in Monopoly.

1455
01:07:55,291 --> 01:07:57,666
So what? Photo studios aren't either!

1456
01:07:57,750 --> 01:08:00,416
Yeah, that's why you'll
start that job with Karo soon.

1457
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:03,541
Then you can at least afford
a fucking yellow street for a start.

1458
01:08:05,208 --> 01:08:07,916
You really did take
a wrong turn somewhere today.

1459
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:11,666
-Thought you were a little more relaxed.
-Before tonight, I was relaxed as hell.

1460
01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:14,708
But you had to drag me
into this fucked-up game here.

1461
01:08:14,791 --> 01:08:17,375
Oh, and by the way,
I don't collect antiques.

1462
01:08:17,458 --> 01:08:19,958
There's just an old bike
hanging up on my wall.

1463
01:08:20,916 --> 01:08:21,916
[Mat] Pia.

1464
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:27,125
I truly am so sorry about everything.

1465
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:32,208
But our kiss the other day,
that kind of confused me a bit.

1466
01:08:33,291 --> 01:08:35,041
And ever since then, I… [retches]

1467
01:08:38,208 --> 01:08:40,791
[stifling vomit]

1468
01:08:43,541 --> 01:08:44,791
[Sheila] You kissed Mat?

1469
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:47,375
-Why don't I know about that?
-[Pia sighs]

1470
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:48,666
[door slams]

1471
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:50,833
Was that the emergency?

1472
01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:55,541
It was before us.

1473
01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:58,125
Well, before we were really a couple.

1474
01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:03,625
Wow, okay.
I'm learning a lot about you today.

1475
01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:04,625
[scoffs]

1476
01:09:06,625 --> 01:09:08,750
Alex, forget the stupid bird.
We're leaving.

1477
01:09:09,375 --> 01:09:10,500
Hm?

1478
01:09:18,416 --> 01:09:20,000
-Good evening.
-[Sheila screams]

1479
01:09:22,916 --> 01:09:25,458
By the way, beautiful garden.

1480
01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:29,250
Hi. Hey.

1481
01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:33,000
Uh… Uh, the play tower.

1482
01:09:33,916 --> 01:09:35,541
That is, um…

1483
01:09:36,291 --> 01:09:38,333
Now it's not that anymore.

1484
01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:42,375
The structure… I guess… probably… yeah.

1485
01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:47,250
Bird? Wh… What kind of bird?

1486
01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:49,333
[suspenseful music playing]

1487
01:09:51,833 --> 01:09:52,833
[sighs]

1488
01:09:56,916 --> 01:09:57,916
Fuck.

1489
01:09:58,583 --> 01:10:00,458
Yeah. I feel you.

1490
01:10:00,541 --> 01:10:02,958
No. Man, my key is gone, fuck.

1491
01:10:03,541 --> 01:10:04,958
My girlfriend is gone.

1492
01:10:06,083 --> 01:10:08,458
Kind of a shitty night
for all of us, isn't it?

1493
01:10:09,625 --> 01:10:10,791
Oh shit.

1494
01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:12,666
Hm?

1495
01:10:13,166 --> 01:10:16,041
Ugh, I probably lost it
when I was caught in that fucking net.

1496
01:10:16,958 --> 01:10:18,083
You're kidding.

1497
01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:21,916
Dude, it was somewhere
around here, wasn't it?

1498
01:10:24,833 --> 01:10:25,791
Strange.

1499
01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:27,541
What?

1500
01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:30,250
The net I was caught in.

1501
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:31,916
It's gone.

1502
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,000
[Alex and Jan grunting]

1503
01:10:34,083 --> 01:10:37,041
Oh God! Oh fuck! Uh-oh.

1504
01:10:37,625 --> 01:10:40,916
Yeah. Now you know
what a wild boar feels like.

1505
01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:44,000
CLASSIFIEDS MISCELLANEOUS

1506
01:10:44,083 --> 01:10:47,541
"Help! Desperately searching
for my white cockatoo, Helmut Kohl."

1507
01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:48,791
"Please help."

1508
01:10:52,125 --> 01:10:53,666
Exclamation point.

1509
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:55,833
[Karo] Why didn't you tell me
about the kiss?

1510
01:10:55,916 --> 01:10:56,916
Yeah. Why?

1511
01:10:58,333 --> 01:11:01,041
No idea. Well, it didn't mean anything.

1512
01:11:01,125 --> 01:11:04,708
-[scoffs] A kiss always means something.
-A kiss always means something.

1513
01:11:04,791 --> 01:11:06,666
-You're annoying.
-You're annoying.

1514
01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:09,750
You shouldn't give relationship advice
right now, don't you think?

1515
01:11:10,375 --> 01:11:11,708
Okay, wow. That was mean.

1516
01:11:12,291 --> 01:11:14,541
You all acted like assholes, to be honest.

1517
01:11:14,625 --> 01:11:16,375
Yeah, and Jan did too.

1518
01:11:17,208 --> 01:11:18,041
Yeah.

1519
01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:19,833
Leave Jan alone.

1520
01:11:19,916 --> 01:11:22,791
He let Helmut Kohl fly off! Idiot.

1521
01:11:24,166 --> 01:11:26,708
And you invited Matthias.
What were you fucking thinking?

1522
01:11:26,791 --> 01:11:29,291
He said you two might still have a shot.

1523
01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:30,625
After the kiss.

1524
01:11:30,708 --> 01:11:32,500
And I wanted to help with that.

1525
01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:34,250
And that's why in Trivial Pursuit

1526
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:37,166
you only drew the cards
that Matthias was prepared for.

1527
01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:38,083
You noticed that?

1528
01:11:38,166 --> 01:11:40,041
Huh? I'm not stupid.

1529
01:11:40,125 --> 01:11:43,000
She's not stupid,
otherwise Jan wouldn't be with her.

1530
01:11:44,625 --> 01:11:45,750
Now what?

1531
01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:47,541
We wait, dude.

1532
01:11:50,125 --> 01:11:52,208
-What if that guy comes?
-What if he doesn't come?

1533
01:11:53,166 --> 01:11:54,750
What if he ends up shooting us?

1534
01:11:55,333 --> 01:11:58,333
We didn't work our way up
just to be shot dead in Grunewald.

1535
01:11:58,416 --> 01:12:01,791
Fuck, bro. The guy doesn't shoot people.
He hunts wild boars.

1536
01:12:01,875 --> 01:12:04,750
Yeah? And what if he
shoots first and then looks?

1537
01:12:06,250 --> 01:12:08,833
I'm so young, man.
My whole life's ahead of me.

1538
01:12:09,625 --> 01:12:12,291
The store is finally
turning a profit this year.

1539
01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:14,250
Why? Why now, goddamn it?

1540
01:12:14,333 --> 01:12:18,083
Yeah? What about me?
I just dumped the woman of my dreams.

1541
01:12:18,166 --> 01:12:21,500
If I get shot now, then Pia
will never know what she means to me.

1542
01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:26,083
-That sounds serious.
-Yeah, it is.

1543
01:12:26,166 --> 01:12:27,958
Then we need to get out of here, buddy.

1544
01:12:28,666 --> 01:12:29,791
[straining]

1545
01:12:29,875 --> 01:12:32,291
[Jan] I think you have to…
You have to turn over.

1546
01:12:32,375 --> 01:12:34,166
No, get over here. Shh!

1547
01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:37,041
Alex, that won't work! Argh!

1548
01:12:37,125 --> 01:12:38,458
Hey, guys, where is Mat?

1549
01:12:38,541 --> 01:12:41,333
Probably hugging the toilet.
Serves him right.

1550
01:12:41,416 --> 01:12:43,083
[Pia's cell phone rings]

1551
01:12:43,166 --> 01:12:44,166
Hm.

1552
01:12:46,958 --> 01:12:47,875
Matthias?

1553
01:12:47,958 --> 01:12:50,875
[Mat] Pia, Pia.

1554
01:12:50,958 --> 01:12:52,125
-It's me.
-Put it on speaker.

1555
01:12:52,208 --> 01:12:53,166
Please don't hang up.

1556
01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:55,000
I just wanted to say one more thing.

1557
01:12:55,083 --> 01:12:56,041
I love you.

1558
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,500
And it just hurts me
that you're with this… loser.

1559
01:13:00,583 --> 01:13:02,708
-And not me. Hey, you jerk!
-[car horn honks]

1560
01:13:02,791 --> 01:13:04,041
Are you kidding?

1561
01:13:04,125 --> 01:13:06,916
Honk one more time, I dare you!
I'm a dentist!

1562
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,875
Pia, you deserve someone better. Yeah? Ha!

1563
01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:10,833
Me!

1564
01:13:10,916 --> 01:13:13,916
I am your king. And I'm a fighter.

1565
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,833
And for you, I would even defeat a tiger.

1566
01:13:17,416 --> 01:13:19,375
Yeah! I'll go do that now.

1567
01:13:19,458 --> 01:13:22,666
Yeah, I'll put a bow on it
and gift it to you. Pia!

1568
01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:26,125
I'm a predator! Rawr! Rawr!

1569
01:13:26,208 --> 01:13:28,416
This is so fucking stupid. All right?

1570
01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:30,875
Just drive to your house
and sleep it off, okay?

1571
01:13:30,958 --> 01:13:32,833
[GPS voice] Turn left after 800 meters,

1572
01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:36,166
then you'll have reached your destination,
Zoological Garden.

1573
01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:37,958
[Oliver] Does he really
want to kill a tiger?

1574
01:13:38,041 --> 01:13:38,916
-[Pia] Matthias?
-No!

1575
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,958
-[Mat] We caress in the meadow.
-Matthias?

1576
01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:42,541
The stars in our hearts!

1577
01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:44,833
[Jan] Hey. Can you reach my cell phone?

1578
01:13:44,916 --> 01:13:46,958
-[Alex] Where?
-In my front pocket.

1579
01:13:47,041 --> 01:13:48,250
[Alex] Okay, wait. Let me try.

1580
01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:50,208
-More to the right, to the right.
-Here?

1581
01:13:50,291 --> 01:13:52,333
No, no. No, that's the left, Alex.

1582
01:13:52,416 --> 01:13:53,541
Oh, oops.

1583
01:13:53,625 --> 01:13:55,125
-[gunshot fires]
-[gasping]

1584
01:13:55,208 --> 01:13:56,500
[ominous music playing]

1585
01:13:57,916 --> 01:13:59,291
-[Jan] Shh.
-[Alex] Mommy.

1586
01:13:59,375 --> 01:14:00,875
-Shh! Shh!
-Mommy.

1587
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:06,875
Oh fuck.

1588
01:14:11,583 --> 01:14:13,583
[keys jangling]

1589
01:14:19,208 --> 01:14:22,375
Please, please, please.
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

1590
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:25,041
-Why are you in my garden?
-We can explain everything.

1591
01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:26,750
-Yeah.
-He lost his key over here.

1592
01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:28,708
-Yeah.
-And what's his key doing in my garden?

1593
01:14:28,791 --> 01:14:32,291
I was catching the cockatoo so my friend
wouldn't lose the woman of his dreams.

1594
01:14:32,375 --> 01:14:34,375
-[Alex] He texted me "marmalade toast."
-Huh?

1595
01:14:34,458 --> 01:14:36,666
Please, our night's
been really shitty so far.

1596
01:14:36,750 --> 01:14:37,791
Yeah.

1597
01:14:37,875 --> 01:14:41,875
Just let us go. And we won't tell
anybody that you shot the bird.

1598
01:14:41,958 --> 01:14:43,541
[chuckles mischievously]

1599
01:14:44,541 --> 01:14:46,208
[Jan and Alex chuckle nervously]

1600
01:14:47,166 --> 01:14:48,458
I didn't kill him.

1601
01:14:49,916 --> 01:14:51,791
Here. I just subdued him.

1602
01:14:52,375 --> 01:14:54,250
He wouldn't have survived long out here.

1603
01:14:54,333 --> 01:14:57,500
We have a lot of cats in the area.
Half an hour and he'll be good again.

1604
01:14:57,583 --> 01:14:58,500
Is it yours?

1605
01:14:59,166 --> 01:15:02,375
No. It belongs to Mr. Hoffmann next door.
But can I have it?

1606
01:15:02,458 --> 01:15:04,375
-I don't care.
-If you could let us…

1607
01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,583
Right. Of course, I'll do that now.

1608
01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:09,541
-But be careful!
-But be careful!

1609
01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:11,041
[grunting]

1610
01:15:11,125 --> 01:15:13,125
[intense electronic music playing]

1611
01:15:15,750 --> 01:15:17,750
[singer vocalizes]

1612
01:15:27,291 --> 01:15:28,583
[doorbell rings]

1613
01:15:28,666 --> 01:15:30,166
[music fades out]

1614
01:15:30,250 --> 01:15:31,708
-Hey.
-Hey.

1615
01:15:33,750 --> 01:15:34,833
Is that Helmut Kohl?

1616
01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:38,208
Yeah, but don't worry.
He's just taking a little nap.

1617
01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:39,666
Hmm.

1618
01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:44,500
Mm. Come in. I've got the place to myself.
We can chill, like buddies.

1619
01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:47,458
You by yourself? Why?

1620
01:15:47,541 --> 01:15:49,125
Everyone else went to the zoo.

1621
01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:53,416
But I was there the other day,
so I said I'd stay here.

1622
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,291
Hang on, Kay. Why did they go to the zoo?

1623
01:15:56,833 --> 01:15:58,250
Because of Matthias.

1624
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,208
I don't get it.
Why did that guy go to the zoo?

1625
01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:04,833
And what does this all have to do
with my awesome game?

1626
01:16:04,916 --> 01:16:06,708
I'll explain later, yeah? Okay?

1627
01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:12,125
You can ride with me if you'd like, Jan.

1628
01:16:12,666 --> 01:16:14,375
Thanks, Kay. That's all right.

1629
01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:18,375
[determined music playing]

1630
01:16:24,208 --> 01:16:25,916
JAN CELL PHONE

1631
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,250
[cell phone ringing and vibrating]

1632
01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:29,416
What an idiot.

1633
01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:32,250
You mean Mat or Jan? Or Oli?

1634
01:16:32,333 --> 01:16:34,250
-I can hear you.
-I know.

1635
01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:35,291
Hmph.

1636
01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:37,833
Just as long as you two stick together.

1637
01:16:37,916 --> 01:16:40,041
Yeah, that's what I thought too,
before tonight.

1638
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,208
Yeah, I should have
told you about the kiss.

1639
01:16:43,291 --> 01:16:44,625
This all sucks.

1640
01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:47,333
Give me that stuff now.

1641
01:16:49,166 --> 01:16:50,333
Oh, hey!

1642
01:16:50,416 --> 01:16:52,291
I don't like you taking those pills.

1643
01:16:52,916 --> 01:16:55,541
-Or that you're giving them to her.
-Yeah, I agree.

1644
01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:57,166
Those are just placebos.

1645
01:16:57,833 --> 01:16:58,750
Huh?

1646
01:16:59,666 --> 01:17:02,166
Yeah. You kept wanting
more and more, so I switched them.

1647
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:03,583
I won't let you be a junkie.

1648
01:17:03,666 --> 01:17:06,625
Ugh, you all think I'm some
messed-up workaholic, do you?

1649
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:10,583
No, that's nonsense. I have huge respect
for what you built for yourself.

1650
01:17:11,791 --> 01:17:13,583
But I don't want to work in your company.

1651
01:17:14,708 --> 01:17:18,041
Oh, I'm so glad.
I just can't see you working a job job.

1652
01:17:18,125 --> 01:17:21,333
Job job? It was simply
a kind offer between friends.

1653
01:17:22,041 --> 01:17:24,125
-It sounded like a command.
-[hesitates]

1654
01:17:24,208 --> 01:17:25,208
Pfft. What?

1655
01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:27,416
You know,
I just want to follow my own path.

1656
01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:31,083
I'd rather photograph cats and dogs,
even if they pee all over my studio

1657
01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:32,541
'cause they're excited.

1658
01:17:33,333 --> 01:17:35,416
That's also why I'm with Jan, you know.

1659
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:38,083
I mean, why I was with him.

1660
01:17:38,166 --> 01:17:40,833
'Cause he pees all over your place
'cause he's excited?

1661
01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:42,458
[chuckling]

1662
01:17:42,541 --> 01:17:44,541
[determined music continues]

1663
01:17:51,833 --> 01:17:54,291
My name's Kay. I'm best friends with Jan.

1664
01:17:56,208 --> 01:17:57,041
Okay.

1665
01:17:57,916 --> 01:18:00,875
No, just Kay. No O.

1666
01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:08,250
Holy shit.

1667
01:18:08,333 --> 01:18:10,333
[music fades out]

1668
01:18:16,791 --> 01:18:19,500
[Mat, in loopy, high-pitched voice]
Ahh, pussycat!

1669
01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:23,041
Ahh! Pussycat. I'll get you!

1670
01:18:23,125 --> 01:18:24,666
-Pussycat!
-Mat!

1671
01:18:24,750 --> 01:18:27,333
-We're coming!
-[Karo] Oli? Goddamn it.

1672
01:18:28,125 --> 01:18:29,166
[car lock beeps]

1673
01:18:29,250 --> 01:18:30,291
BERLIN ZOO

1674
01:18:30,375 --> 01:18:31,583
Are you guys serious?

1675
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:36,125
ZOOLOGICAL GARDEN STATION

1676
01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:46,708
Oh fuck.

1677
01:18:46,791 --> 01:18:49,416
[various animal calls and chirps]

1678
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:52,166
Matthias? Are you here?

1679
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,083
Ugh!

1680
01:18:54,166 --> 01:18:55,041
Guys!

1681
01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:57,958
He was definitely here.

1682
01:18:58,041 --> 01:18:58,875
Mat?

1683
01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:00,833
I can't believe this.

1684
01:19:02,375 --> 01:19:03,208
[Oliver] Hey.

1685
01:19:03,916 --> 01:19:06,291
[animal screeching]

1686
01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:11,000
-What are you doing here?
-I need a moment to talk.

1687
01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:13,250
And you think that I want to talk to you?

1688
01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:16,208
If we didn't have to go
rescue Mat right now,

1689
01:19:16,291 --> 01:19:18,541
I would hit you in the mouth
so hard, you moron.

1690
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:21,916
Yeah, that's fair.
But we found Helmut Kohl.

1691
01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:24,750
-What? Seriously?
-Yes, he's in your study. He's all right.

1692
01:19:24,833 --> 01:19:25,666
Again, I'm sorry.

1693
01:19:25,750 --> 01:19:26,625
[sighs]

1694
01:19:26,708 --> 01:19:29,750
Oh God, that's…
Honey, Helmut Kohl's alive.

1695
01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:32,833
[Alex] Hey, sorry, guys, but is that…

1696
01:19:34,291 --> 01:19:37,875
Guys, does this look like vomit?
Because it kinda looks like…

1697
01:19:37,958 --> 01:19:39,083
Breast milk.

1698
01:19:39,833 --> 01:19:41,041
[gagging]

1699
01:19:43,041 --> 01:19:43,875
[Pia] Shh.

1700
01:19:44,541 --> 01:19:45,708
-Shh.
-Huh?

1701
01:19:45,791 --> 01:19:48,375
[cell phone ringtone playing]

1702
01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:49,583
Do you hear that?

1703
01:19:54,333 --> 01:19:56,375
[cell phone vibrating]

1704
01:19:56,458 --> 01:19:59,708
-[Oliver] Damn, he's really down there.
-Face to face with the beast.

1705
01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:01,625
Holy shit.

1706
01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:04,125
-Matthias!
-[Alex] Sorry, guys.

1707
01:20:04,208 --> 01:20:07,166
If you voluntarily climb into
a tiger enclosure, you'll get eaten.

1708
01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:10,458
-[Oliver] Are you kidding, dude?
-Yeah, sorry. Too bad. Natural selection.

1709
01:20:11,458 --> 01:20:13,791
-I'm going in there and getting him out.
-Are you stupid?

1710
01:20:14,375 --> 01:20:16,958
-I'm sure I won't get eaten.
-Famous last words.

1711
01:20:17,458 --> 01:20:19,833
-Zora. I'm gonna answer.
-[cell phone ringing]

1712
01:20:20,416 --> 01:20:21,583
[Sheila] Watch out! Ow!

1713
01:20:21,666 --> 01:20:23,250
-Ew.
-[gagging]

1714
01:20:23,333 --> 01:20:25,333
Why do men always think
they have to save the world?

1715
01:20:25,416 --> 01:20:26,833
Because we have something to prove.

1716
01:20:26,916 --> 01:20:29,416
Yeah, right. Go fix it, then.
Thanks and goodbye, best friend.

1717
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:31,375
[Pia] Hey, watch out. Be careful.

1718
01:20:33,208 --> 01:20:34,708
Please be careful, okay?

1719
01:20:36,125 --> 01:20:37,041
[Jan] Yeah.

1720
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:39,625
[dramatic music playing]

1721
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:43,125
[Karo] He's actually doing this.

1722
01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:47,000
[grunts]

1723
01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:55,375
[whispers] Matthias?

1724
01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:01,541
[Jan whispers] Matthias.

1725
01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:04,791
[deep snoring]

1726
01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:10,083
[panting]

1727
01:21:17,125 --> 01:21:18,833
[tiger continues snoring]

1728
01:21:23,208 --> 01:21:24,041
[Pia] Jan?

1729
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:27,875
Shh.

1730
01:21:34,250 --> 01:21:36,708
[Pia] Come back up.
Come up, come up, come up.

1731
01:21:37,375 --> 01:21:39,375
[suspenseful music playing]

1732
01:21:43,916 --> 01:21:44,833
[gasps]

1733
01:21:47,125 --> 01:21:48,291
Fuck. Focus, man.

1734
01:21:49,166 --> 01:21:50,458
Come on. You got it.

1735
01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:53,333
[Pia] Give me your hand. Hey!

1736
01:21:53,958 --> 01:21:55,333
[Alex] You're almost there!

1737
01:21:57,125 --> 01:21:58,041
Fuck.

1738
01:21:59,666 --> 01:22:01,125
Jan. Keep going.

1739
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,041
I can't.

1740
01:22:03,958 --> 01:22:06,708
Hey, what are you guys just
standing around for? Do something!

1741
01:22:06,791 --> 01:22:07,625
[all] Like what?

1742
01:22:07,708 --> 01:22:09,375
[Alex] Rope! We need a rope.

1743
01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:10,333
-Yeah?
-[Kurt] Yeah.

1744
01:22:11,291 --> 01:22:13,208
Jan. Hang on.

1745
01:22:13,291 --> 01:22:15,500
We're going to find some rope
to pull you up, okay?

1746
01:22:17,291 --> 01:22:19,791
Pia, in case I get eaten.

1747
01:22:20,791 --> 01:22:24,458
I'm sorry that the night went so badly.
But I was so nervous.

1748
01:22:24,541 --> 01:22:27,208
And when Matthias showed up,
I was afraid I'd lose you.

1749
01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:30,333
And that's why
you turned into Matthias 2.0?

1750
01:22:30,916 --> 01:22:33,166
You did kiss
Matthias 1.0 again, after all.

1751
01:22:33,750 --> 01:22:34,875
I really regret it.

1752
01:22:35,708 --> 01:22:39,000
But I can't go back and undo it.
Maybe it's a good thing.

1753
01:22:39,083 --> 01:22:42,333
Now I know that there are
absolutely no feelings there anymore.

1754
01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:44,583
Unlike for you.

1755
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,875
[tiger growling]

1756
01:22:54,875 --> 01:22:55,791
Jan.

1757
01:22:56,708 --> 01:22:58,541
The tiger's behind me, isn't it?

1758
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:01,375
[tiger continues growling]

1759
01:23:03,625 --> 01:23:04,958
[roars]

1760
01:23:05,041 --> 01:23:06,708
[panicked gasping]

1761
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:11,166
[all] Fuck!

1762
01:23:12,541 --> 01:23:13,416
[Jan] Okay.

1763
01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:15,625
[panting]

1764
01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:18,875
-[Kurt] I've got a rope!
-[Alex] Where did you get that?

1765
01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:22,083
From the monkeys.
But I promised them I'd bring it back.

1766
01:23:22,166 --> 01:23:23,875
-[Alex] You're a saint.
-[Oliver] Jan, here!

1767
01:23:23,958 --> 01:23:24,958
Grab that!

1768
01:23:25,541 --> 01:23:27,375
[tiger snarling]

1769
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,500
[tiger growling and roaring]

1770
01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:33,000
-[Pia] Come on, now!
-[Oliver] All right, let's pull!

1771
01:23:33,083 --> 01:23:34,083
[intense grunting]

1772
01:23:36,916 --> 01:23:38,708
[Pia] Careful, careful, careful.

1773
01:23:38,791 --> 01:23:41,041
[Alex] Boy, oh boy. There.

1774
01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:42,541
-Dude.
-Are you okay?

1775
01:23:42,625 --> 01:23:44,666
Almost lost my best friend here, didn't I?

1776
01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:46,458
-[Jan] Seriously.
-What's going on here?

1777
01:23:48,500 --> 01:23:50,375
Huh? I thought you were in there.

1778
01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:54,458
Uh… Yeah, I wanted to go
down there at first, but…

1779
01:23:54,541 --> 01:23:56,833
then I felt so sick again.

1780
01:23:56,916 --> 01:23:58,583
Watch out, it's somewhere around…

1781
01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:01,291
-[Alex] Yeah. There.
-[Karo] Yeah, there.

1782
01:24:01,375 --> 01:24:02,375
Ugh…

1783
01:24:04,375 --> 01:24:08,208
Yeah, so I got some water from
the vending machine over there. And…

1784
01:24:08,291 --> 01:24:12,666
Have any of you guys seen my phone?
I took a selfie there earlier.

1785
01:24:12,750 --> 01:24:13,750
[Pia sighs]

1786
01:24:16,041 --> 01:24:18,041
-You really are a bigmouth.
-P…

1787
01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:19,875
Yeah. And you sing like shit.

1788
01:24:20,541 --> 01:24:22,333
Who-- Who are you, anyway?

1789
01:24:22,416 --> 01:24:23,416
Kurt.

1790
01:24:26,208 --> 01:24:27,458
Thanks, Kay.

1791
01:24:28,791 --> 01:24:30,541
Thanks. Thanks so much.

1792
01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:33,375
-[wolf howls]
-[Pia sighs]

1793
01:24:35,083 --> 01:24:36,875
I'm also very sorry.

1794
01:24:40,583 --> 01:24:42,375
-It's okay.
-Yeah?

1795
01:24:42,458 --> 01:24:45,916
Mm-hm. I guess it was
a fun night, for the most part.

1796
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,458
Yeah? [chuckles]

1797
01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:48,500
Mm-hm.

1798
01:24:52,875 --> 01:24:55,375
-Oh God.
-Yeah, all right now.

1799
01:24:55,458 --> 01:24:57,166
Don't look. Let go, come on.

1800
01:24:59,666 --> 01:25:01,750
This is why my shirt was at Gabriela's.

1801
01:25:01,833 --> 01:25:04,208
["Spanish Entry" by Ralf Gscheidle
playing on phone]

1802
01:25:04,291 --> 01:25:05,750
[Karo] You dance together?

1803
01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:08,458
Yeah. I was planning a surprise.

1804
01:25:08,541 --> 01:25:10,416
-An anniversary gift.
-[song ends]

1805
01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:12,708
You've always wanted to dance
Paso Doble with me.

1806
01:25:13,375 --> 01:25:15,625
She says I'm doing good
considering I have no talent.

1807
01:25:15,708 --> 01:25:16,666
Hm.

1808
01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:19,291
Here's an idea.
You go to a dance class with me,

1809
01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:22,416
and I'll join you
for your next role-playing event.

1810
01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:25,000
-Mmm… okay. Agreed.
-Mm-hm.

1811
01:25:25,666 --> 01:25:26,875
[Karo chuckling]

1812
01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:28,375
-I'll come too.
-No.

1813
01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:31,791
It's just going to be us. And you're
going to find your own apartment.

1814
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,791
Well, Jan has a room that's free.

1815
01:25:34,875 --> 01:25:37,375
Uh, no. We both need our privacy.

1816
01:25:38,791 --> 01:25:40,958
Thanks, babe. We can shower again
without him filming us.

1817
01:25:41,041 --> 01:25:41,916
What now?

1818
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:44,500
How… about we keep playing?

1819
01:25:46,333 --> 01:25:47,416
-Okay.
-Mm?

1820
01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:49,000
But my place. Without the others.

1821
01:25:49,083 --> 01:25:50,291
Mm-hm.

1822
01:25:53,375 --> 01:25:54,958
Zora says hello.

1823
01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:57,791
She was just too much of a pussy
to break up with me.

1824
01:25:58,375 --> 01:26:02,375
-Now I've broken up with her.
-Oh no. I'm sorry, darling.

1825
01:26:03,583 --> 01:26:06,916
Yeah, it's okay. Actually,
she should feel sorry for losing me.

1826
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,250
-Yeah.
-So stupid of her.

1827
01:26:08,333 --> 01:26:09,416
[Karo] Absolutely.

1828
01:26:10,416 --> 01:26:12,541
Jan, thanks for sending that message.

1829
01:26:14,041 --> 01:26:15,833
At least it's resolved now.

1830
01:26:15,916 --> 01:26:18,916
It was me.
I knew it would be best for you.

1831
01:26:21,166 --> 01:26:23,958
Are we going to the monkeys now?
I have to return the rope.

1832
01:26:24,458 --> 01:26:26,291
[Pia sighs] Know what, Sheila…?

1833
01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:28,541
Not today. Another time.

1834
01:26:28,625 --> 01:26:29,708
-Okay?
-Sure.

1835
01:26:29,791 --> 01:26:32,000
-[Jan] Okay.
-[Kurt] I'll call you. I have your number.

1836
01:26:32,666 --> 01:26:35,250
-I'll call, I promise.
-[Jan] Okay.

1837
01:26:35,333 --> 01:26:38,958
-[atmospheric music plays]
-[indistinct chattering]

1838
01:26:41,166 --> 01:26:44,333
FOUR WEEKS LATER

1839
01:26:44,416 --> 01:26:45,625
[door opens]

1840
01:26:45,708 --> 01:26:47,250
-Hello!
-[music fades out]

1841
01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:49,916
Hey! I thought you said
tonight was game night.

1842
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:52,833
Yeah. But I didn't feel like
going without you.

1843
01:26:52,916 --> 01:26:56,958
Very good decision. Because we all know
what your game nights can lead to.

1844
01:26:57,041 --> 01:26:57,875
Shh.

1845
01:26:57,958 --> 01:27:00,541
-I'm happy you're here. I'm making an ome…
-[Eddi whimpering]

1846
01:27:01,416 --> 01:27:04,291
-…let.
-[all] Surprise, Jan!

1847
01:27:04,375 --> 01:27:05,625
[all laughing]

1848
01:27:05,708 --> 01:27:07,916
Sorry, but you're just
part of the gang now.

1849
01:27:09,208 --> 01:27:12,291
Your apartment really is
tinier than our hallway. Wow.

1850
01:27:12,375 --> 01:27:15,041
-I'll have an omelet too.
-Mat will be a little late.

1851
01:27:16,583 --> 01:27:17,541
Just a joke.

1852
01:27:18,791 --> 01:27:20,083
-Okay!
-Well…

1853
01:27:20,166 --> 01:27:22,333
[all] May the best one win.

1854
01:27:22,416 --> 01:27:26,166
[all] And may I be the best one.

1855
01:27:26,250 --> 01:27:27,375
[laughter]

1856
01:27:27,458 --> 01:27:29,291
[Oliver] Okay, we'll start
with Trivial Pursuit.

1857
01:27:29,375 --> 01:27:33,041
-["Game Over" playing]
-♪ It ain't over till the game is over ♪

1858
01:27:33,125 --> 01:27:36,041
♪ We won't give up
Until the final closure ♪

1859
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:39,208
♪ It ain't over till the game is over ♪

1860
01:27:39,291 --> 01:27:42,500
♪ Ready to win
Come on, we're getting closer ♪ [echoes]

1861
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:49,208
♪ I'll flip the cards, you roll the dice ♪

1862
01:27:49,291 --> 01:27:52,333
♪ If we really have to play
Are you the prize? ♪

1863
01:27:52,416 --> 01:27:55,625
♪ 'Cause in the end, it's just you and I ♪

1864
01:27:55,708 --> 01:27:59,083
♪ When it comes to you
I better play it right ♪

1865
01:27:59,166 --> 01:28:02,208
♪ I'll lift you up, won't take you down ♪

1866
01:28:02,291 --> 01:28:05,333
♪ I will play all the rules
Just to win your crown ♪

1867
01:28:05,416 --> 01:28:08,416
♪ And when it's done
Let's get out of town ♪

1868
01:28:08,500 --> 01:28:11,625
♪ I will break every rule
Not to let you down ♪

1869
01:28:11,708 --> 01:28:14,333
♪ I will break every rule
Not to let you down ♪

1870
01:28:14,416 --> 01:28:17,833
♪ It ain't over till the game is over ♪

1871
01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:21,166
♪ We won't give up
Until the final closure ♪

1872
01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:24,041
♪ It ain't over till the game is over ♪

1873
01:28:24,125 --> 01:28:28,875
♪ Ready to win
Come on, we're getting closer ♪ [echoes]

1874
01:28:30,791 --> 01:28:33,333
[singer vocalizes]

1875
01:28:34,041 --> 01:28:35,166
[Helmut Kohl squawks]

1876
01:28:35,250 --> 01:28:37,250
♪ It ain't o… ♪ [echoes]

1877
01:28:41,791 --> 01:28:44,791
-[Helmut Kohl screeches]
-♪ Over ♪ [echoes]

1878
01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:49,958
♪ I'll play along, I'll play pretend ♪

1879
01:28:50,041 --> 01:28:53,208
♪ When things go wrong
In front of your friends ♪

1880
01:28:53,291 --> 01:28:56,375
♪ But in the end
When it's just you and I ♪

1881
01:28:56,458 --> 01:28:59,833
♪ Hope you can see
That I played you right ♪

1882
01:28:59,916 --> 01:29:02,750
♪ I'll lift you up, won't take you down ♪

1883
01:29:02,833 --> 01:29:06,250
♪ I will play all the rules
Just to win your crown ♪

1884
01:29:06,333 --> 01:29:09,166
♪ And when it's done
Let's get out of town ♪

1885
01:29:09,250 --> 01:29:12,375
♪ I will break every rule
Not to let you down ♪

1886
01:29:12,458 --> 01:29:15,541
♪ I will break every rule
Not to let you down ♪

1887
01:29:15,625 --> 01:29:18,625
♪ It ain't over till the game is over ♪

1888
01:29:18,708 --> 01:29:21,958
♪ We won't give up
Until the final closure ♪

1889
01:29:22,041 --> 01:29:24,750
♪ It ain't over till the game is over ♪

1890
01:29:24,833 --> 01:29:30,708
♪ Ready to win
Come on, we're getting closer ♪ [echoes]

1891
01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:33,625
[singer vocalizes]

1892
01:29:47,625 --> 01:29:50,708
♪ It ain't over till the game is over ♪

1893
01:29:50,791 --> 01:29:53,958
♪ We won't give up
Until the final closure ♪

1894
01:29:54,041 --> 01:29:56,791
♪ It ain't over till the game is over ♪

1895
01:29:56,875 --> 01:30:03,416
♪ Ready to win
Come on, we're getting closer ♪ [echoes]

1896
01:30:06,375 --> 01:30:09,000
[song fades out]

1897
01:30:09,083 --> 01:30:12,083
[dreamy music playing]

1898
01:30:23,333 --> 01:30:25,333
[singer vocalizes]

1899
01:30:40,416 --> 01:30:42,416
[music fades out]



