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[VEHICLE REVVING]
Fuck.
Not now.
[DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
[WIND BLOWS]
[FOOTSTEPS THUDDING]
[LIGHT BUZZES]
[DOOR CLOSES, LOCKS]
[UNZIPS PURSE]
[PLASTIC RUSTLES]
[FOOTSTEPS THUMPING]
[FIST BANGING ON THE DOOR]
[SCREAMS]
[GROWLS]
[DOOR RIPS]
[DOOR THUDS]
[GROWLS]
[SCREAMS]
[VAMPIRE ROARS]
-[WOMAN SCREAMING] -[BLOOD SLOPPING]
[TRAFFIC HUMMING]
[♪♪♪]
[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
[♪♪♪]
♪ When I see that girl down on the road ♪
♪ She rocks my world
♪ And I feel like I'm on overload ♪
♪ Hey
[♪♪♪]
Ham.
-Ham! -What?
Come out here, boy. I wanna talk with you.
What?
Ham, you do good work.
[LAUGHS]
Well, it's mighty nice of you to interrupt me
to acknowledge my mechanical abilities.
If you want that shitbox box to get fixed,
you're gonna have to let me get back to it.
Ham, I don't know how to tell you this,
so I'm just gonna tell you.
I gotta let you go.
Kidding, right?
Things have been slow.
I was hoping they'd pick up by now.
You're fuckin' serious?
No, no, no, no, no.
You-- you-- you can't do this to me, man.
No, I-- I-- I need this job.
I-- I got bills to pay.
Kept you as long as I could.
Let me get it straight.
You gonna fire your money maker?
You're gonna fire your only fuckin' employee?
Well there's a fucking genius business plan.
Let me ask you this.
If I'm gone, who's gonna fix the fuckin' cars?
Are you gonna fix them? You can't even get under them.
-Oh, fuck you. -Hey.
-And fuck this place. -Come on now.
-Come on now. Ham. -My God. No, fuck you.
It might just be a slow spell.
No.
What you owe me, in cash, now.
Come on.
[DUDLEY SIGHS]
Look, if things pick up, I'll call you, all right?
If it does, do me a favour.
Call someone else.
[TRUCK RUMBLING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING AND LAUGHTER]
-Hey. -Oh, hey, dude.
What are you doing here?
Cheap-ass Dudley let you go early?
Something like that.
Hey, what do you think?
I figure, get a few more drinks in 'em,
and I, my friend, I'm golden.
Yeah, sure.
I'm sure they'll keep you busy for a while.
Ladies, this is my pal, Ham.
Cathy and Jesse.
Or, Jesse and Cathy.
It doesn't really matter.
Well, what kind of name is Ham?
Biblical, not food.
-We have ham on Easter. -I have ham all the time.
Yeah, it might be nice to, uh, have a ham sandwich.
We could be the bread.
[LAUGHS]
You kids are a little childish to be in my bar.
I think I should be checking IDs.
-Okay. -One more, Nick.
And put the kindergarten kids back on the bus.
Mommy must be worried.
What are you doing here?
I don't get off 'til midnight.
Dudley let me go.
Go? Go where?
Go for good. Canned.
Out the door. Adios.
Damn it, Ham.
Fuck.
What are we gonna do now?
Can't live on my tips. Hell, no one could.
Well, Dudley said the station ain't doin' so good,
so he can't afford to keep me around.
So who's gonna do the repair work?
That's what I thought,
but he can't be thinking straight.
I mean like it must be all that chocolate
that he's just chugging down
that's clogged his fuckin' brain.
But don't you worry.
We'll be okay.
Ladies, look at you.
Nice.
So I just got caught for speeding,
and the deputy was like, "Did you not see the sign, son?"
I said, "I saw the sign. I just didn't see you."
[JESSE LAUGHS]
-Oh, you like that? -[LAUGHS]
JESSE: Well what did the deputy say?
Ah, he said he liked my face, but he gave me a ticket anyway.
What can you do? You're cute.
-Hey, pal. -I'm talking.
I'm entertaining these ladies, if you don't mind.
I don't mind at all, as long as you're buying.
I'm not buying so you can cosy up and smooth talk 'em.
Okay, why don't you go ahead
and just back up outta my personal space.
'Cause I think that decision lies with these ladies.
Listen, I'm paying, so I'm saying.
Okay.
Look, I didn't want to do this. I'm sorry.
-Ham! -Oh, shit.
Oh, I'm gonna fuckin' kill you.
-Break it up. -I didn't mean to hit him.
-Come here. -You two!
-Anytime. -Goddammit.
We're gonna finish this now.
-It's fine. Just sit down. -Oh my God.
-Get him outta here, Jody. -Why? He didn't start it?
-What you looking at? -You two, out.
-What? Why? -I don't need bar maids...
...threatening customers and the boyfriend fighting them.
The damage is coming outta your pay.
Oh yeah? Fuck yourself, trailer trash.
-[GLASS SHATTERS] -[EDDIE GROANS]
EDDIE: Get out.
Shit. You all right?
What the fuck is wrong with that guy?
I was trying to stop the fight. He just fuckin' punched me.
No shit, Ham.
But that was meant for me.
That guy was a prick.
I'm still bleeding?
What do you think?
I don't know. That's why I'm asking.
Oh shit. I'm sorry you got canned, Jody.
Now Ham and I are in the same fricking boat.
What do you mean?
Dudley canned me.
Lack of work.
Kidding me.
What are you guys going to do?
I don't know. What are we gonna do?
Don't know.
Maybe we should look somewhere over the rainbow.
Do you really think there's work in Oz?
Might be something over by Dixon.
No, no, no. Been there done that.
Ain't nothin' but trouble out there.
Speaking of trouble, we better scram
before the deputies get here
because Eddie's definitely gonna press charges.
In case you forgot,
the landlord's comin' by tonight for his rent,
which we don't have.
[SIGHS]
Forgot about that.
Well, there's no time like to present to find out
what's over a rainbow.
I mean, there's gotta be places in need of help
somewhere over in civilization, right?
Civilization,
it's not what it's cracked up to be, my friend.
Keep in touch.
Keep an eye out for those, uh, flying monkeys.
Flying monkeys, huh?
Fuckin' great.
[DOOR SLAMS]
[TRUCK RUMBLING]
You sure about this?
Well, we don't have a choice.
That jerk is gonna kick us out unless we pay our rent,
which we don't fuckin' have.
We just started settling in here
and now we're on the road again?
I'm so tired of moving.
We gotta go baby.
Come on.
Where's your sense of adventure?
-[KNOCK RAPS ON THE DOOR] -LANDLORD: Open the door.
I know you're in there. Open the door.
Now or never, baby.
Let's get the fuck outta here.
Yeah, now's good.
[ZIPS BAG]
[TRUCK RUMBLING]
-Here he comes. -Help you?
Why don't you go ahead and fill her up, pretty boy.
-All right. -What?
He's a looker.
[CATHY LAUGHS]
I like him.
You would.
What she doing in there?
[LIGHTS CRACKLE]
What the hell?
Where'd he go?
Oh, come on. We've not got all night.
Or do we?
Maybe he had to whiz like I do.
Ah.
Actually, you know what?
I need to find the little girl's room.
-Great. -I'll go with you.
Apparently everybody needs
to relieve themselves right this minute.
-[BOTH GIGGLING] -You watch yourself.
[LAUGHS] Come on, girl.
I think it's probably around the side of the building.
-[CATHY LAUGHS] -Not even listening.
But get me some cigarettes, too!
-[HISSES] -[GASPS]
What the fuck?
Can I help you, young lady?
[SCREAMS]
HAM: Jody?
-Earth to Jody. -What?
I was just saying how pretty you are.
You're so full of shit,
and this is the stupidest thing we ever did.
No, staying would've been stupid.
Besides, you know, this is what makes us a team,
-like Bonnie and Clyde. -Oh great.
Look what happened then.
For better or for worse.
You know what, babe?
I think we should get hitched.
Are you outta your fucking mind?
No, no, no. I'm serious.
You know, we're making a new start,
and who knows what great things await us.
And every bit of the shit we've been through
has been you're doing, maybe too much this time.
[HAM SIGHS]
Baby, I was the one who broke a bottle over Eddie's head,
and was I supposed to tell Dudley
not to can me because Jody has needs?
Yeah, you should have told Eddie just that.
Imagine someone needing food, a bed, a roof.
Jesus Christ, Ham.
You wanna get married?
-My God. -All right, calm down.
I am calm!
Yeah, you look, you look very calm.
Shut up.
All right. All right.
Just, you know, everything's gonna be fine.
It's all good. It's all good.
[INHALES]
There's plenty of places needing help out there.
-Where? -Well, you know.
No, I don't know.
We've been on this road for a while now
and have seen nothing but trees.
You don't even have a clue where we are now,
do you, Daniel Boone?
Well, I do.
Up that famous creek without the proverbial paddle.
Well, we're bound to...
-[TIRES SCREECHING] -Ham!
[METAL CRASHING]
[SIRENS WAILING]
[RADIO CHATTERS]
[KEYS JINGLING]
[DOOR OPENS]
[CAR DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
Wow.
Wow?
That a professional opinion, Doc?
Wow is a reaction.
The opinion is rigor's setting in,
so I'd say about an hour or so.
Notice there ain't any blood around here.
Not a single drop.
Well that is hard to miss.
This is a new one.
Nothing I can imagine would, or could,
remove that much blood...
...or have a need too.
Noticed any of the food around here didn't get touched.
This made me wonder
what kind of animal did such a thing.
DOCTOR: I'm not so sure it was an animal.
GAIL: I'll make a feast tonight, okay?
Lasagna, fresh bread.
Mm-hmm.
Wait a minute, we've got all that,
why'd we have hot dogs last night?
I'm busting your balls, honey.
Hot dogs tonight, too?
-Come on. -And beans?
It's getting dark.
Uh-huh.
Hey, I said it's getting dark.
If we keep stopping,
we should make it to camp sometime next month.
-[SIGHS] Lead the way. -[TRUCK SQUEAKS]
[TAILGATE SLAMS]
-Come on.
[GASPING] Oh Mel, you're full of energy.
MEL: Mm.
GAIL: You're like a mountain man.
[BOTH LAUGH]
[MEL GRUNTING]
GAIL: Hey, where you goin'?
Take a piss.
[SIGHS]
[FIRE CRACKLING]
[MEL URINATING]
Oh, damn it.
-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.
Almost burned my balls off.
[LAUGHS]
Thank God you didn't.
I'm not enjoying the camping so far.
What would be the point in staying?
[GROWLS]
Mel, what's taking so long?
[GAIL SHRIEKING]
Mel?
[WHIMPERING]
Mel? Mel?
[GASPING]
[WHIMPERING]
Oh my God, Mel.
Mel!
[PANTING]
[GAIL SCREAMS]
-[FIRE CRACKLING] -[GAIL SCREAMING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
Jody, baby,
hey.
Baby, you okay?
-Oh my God. -Hey, you're bleeding.
Are you okay? Are you?
No, I'm-- I'm-- I'm okay.
Wait a minute. What we hit?
I-- I think something hit us.
Oh, fuck.
You okay to walk?
-I think so. -Let's check it out.
There should be something, right?
Like fur, blood, anything? I don't know.
Oh shit, we got blood.
[GASPS]
Oh Jesus.
That ain't fur.
That looks like clothing.
Oh fuck, baby.
-Did we hit someone? -I don't know.
Where the fuck are we anyways?
Wait, what's this?
Madison Farm Mobile Home Park.
You see anything?
Yeah, there.
I can just make out some trailers or something.
Oh God.
Maybe this belongs to someone that lives in there.
Only one way to find out, baby.
[SIGHS]
Let's go.
[TRUCK RUMBLING]
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[TRUCK RUMBLING]
I don't know, baby.
This place looks abandoned.
Never mind someone living here wearing that.
I don't think even God knows of this place.
[♪♪♪]
[TRUCK DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
[KNOCKING ON THE DOOR]
Hello?
[KNOCKING ON THE DOOR]
[♪♪♪]
Place looks abandoned.
Yep. Think it is.
[FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING]
[HAM SIGHS]
Does anyone even live here?
I don't think so.
[JODY GASPS]
What this be?
We're unarmed.
We were in a minor accident, and we--
May have hit someone last night.
We found this in the grill.
We thought maybe someone from here was hurt.
There's no one here to get hit.
Best you skedaddle now.
Sorry.
Just wanna make sure no one was hurt.
Before we skedaddle,
would you know where we could find some work?
You're looking for work, are you?
Where you from?
Penter.
So you're not from these parts?
Wouldn't know.
I don't know where these parts are.
Willonia County line.
Penter's a fair ride.
Well we, we drove a fair distance.
Aimlessly.
Best you get back on the road,
mosey on about your travels.
Listen, long story short, like I said,
we only stopped by to make sure no one was hurt.
Sorry for bothering you.
Well, no one's hurt and there's no work,
so we'll be on our way.
Hold on now.
I might have some work.
If you got a mind to it.
You got anyone gonna come looking for you?
Uh, well we're-- we're mostly on our own.
Name's Crawford.
Ham.
This is Jody.
You got yourself a Bible name.
Had God-fearing parents.
Ham was the cursed son of Noah.
Well, most people believed the curse was--
Meant for his brother, Canaan.
Ain't much to do here at night except read the Good Book.
Helps keep me abreast of such things.
-Well, Mr. Crawford. -Just Crawford, boy.
No formalities needed.
All right, Crawford.
What kind of work have you got for us?
Maintenance.
Well this place could definitely use
some hammer and nails.
Well, why don't you two just think about it.
We will.
[♪♪♪]
So what do you think?
We need work, I guess.
This bad?
I mean look at this place and the old man.
Seriously?
He doesn't freak you out?
He does.
But we need food, gas, place to sleep,
and I definitely need a tub.
Let's go, little lady.
[WATER DRIPPING]
CRAWFORD: Sorry to put a scare into you folks.
We don't take a shine to trespassers.
I can give you three meals and a roof.
Sound fair?
Uh, that's a, it's a very kind offer,
but we'd appreciate some cash.
I mean, we can find elsewhere to stay.
You too gotta stay here.
Day, and especially night.
Cash ain't an issue,
but you won't have a need.
Well, of course we'll have a need.
I mean, we need cash to buy gas and for everyday expenses.
All your needs are right here, what can be got.
Better you just settle in, do your chores...
...hunker down at night.
Why the shotgun?
Troublesome animals wherever the hell we are?
Something like that, missy.
This here's the attic.
It stays locked.
Right.
This one here's your room.
Ain't been used in a while.
Hmm.
Could use a cleaning, but it's comfy.
Better than the Jeep.
I'm gonna go freshen up.
[♪♪♪]
You own this place?
Madison does.
I'm his brother-in-law.
We cleared the farm yard out back.
Put in water, electricity, rented lots to mobile homes.
Madison's a fan of Humphrey Bogart,
so we named the whole shit and caboodle Bogieville.
[DISHES RATTLING]
[GASPS]
Madison!
I almost dropped the dish.
Your the only dish I want,
and just 'cause there's a little girl outside
don't mean you ain't gonna get what's comin' to you.
[GIGGLES]
My beautiful wife.
Did you fix the water connection
-at the Robertson's unit? -[SIGHS]
Nope.
Billy Cupps again.
Again?
Why do residents complain to you if he's going to fix everything?
Maybe you should hire Billy as your maintenance man.
Maybe I should not.
I do wish he'd leave the maintenance of my property
to me and Crawford.
People to get the wrong idea about who runs this place.
He thinks he's the mayor of Bogieville.
Well then maybe it's time we impeached the mayor.
[LAUGHS]
[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
[HAM LAUGHS]
No shit.
Bogieville?
Catchy.
You and missy hitched?
Hitched? No.
No, well, not yet.
Someday.
We all got our somedays.
You and the little lady got freedom
of this place from sunrise to sunset.
Nothing in Bogieville needs fixing, so stay out.
You two have got to adhere to the rules...
...most importantly...
...never leave this house at night.
You got it? Can't go out for a drink?
-Dance a little? -Not in these parts.
And never let anyone into the house at night.
Do you understand?
Yeah, yeah. Sure.
Sure.
[CLEARS THROAT]
So, uh, Madison, huh?
Madison ever come by?
Oh, he comes and goes.
You'll meet, I'm sure.
[CLOTHING RUSTLES]
The attic and basement door are locked...
...always.
No two ways about it.
You got it?
Yeah.
Got it.
[♪♪♪]
Now might be a good time...
...to give you a quick tour of the place before it gets dark.
Yeah.
Yeah, uh, just gimme a few minutes and I'll be right out.
Don't take too long.
[♪♪♪]
[SIGHS]
Welcome to civilization.
JODY: Come on in.
Have a seat.
Did you hear the old man yapping about all the rules?
I mean, he fucking grabbed me,
and he was like "Close the windows.
Stay in. Lock this.
Don't go there."
Everywhere has rules, Ham.
But this place has too many.
-Something ain't right. -Yeah. Us.
But we need work.
And all the shit about not letting anyone in at night.
I mean, who?
[HAM SCOFFING]
I mean, I don't think any holy rollers
are gonna come around here.
I doubt they would ever find the place, anyways.
I'm glad no one else is around.
It's peaceful, almost.
Listen, I think--
Can we think later?
I wanna soak, alone, okay?
All right. All right.
Hey, rub-a-dub.
But we seriously need to think about this place.
Something ain't right.
I gotta go now.
Rifle man wants to show me around
and probably tell me what else I can't do.
[♪♪♪]
HAM: You burning something?
CRAWFORD: You don't wanna know.
HAM: All right.
So people live here?
Something like that.
Right now, they're resting.
We need to take a quick walk around,
make sure everything's normal.
They're resting...
...and that's normal?
[HAM LAUGHS]
-You're kidding me, right? -This ain't no joke.
So, uh, is this some sort
of a ghost mobile home park or something?
'Cause I mean, no offence,
it just doesn't seem that you accomplished a lot
of the maintenance end of things, you know?
Bogieville ain't our problem.
You maintain the farmhouse, barn...
...nothing more.
Keep quiet.
Follow me.
[SIGHS]
[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
Slowpoke didn't make it.
That there ash pile's a kid named Terry.
He's about 16.
Son of George and mother, what's-her-name.
You gotta tell me right now what the hell is going on!
I'll do one better.
I'll show you.
[DOOR SLAMS OPEN]
That there's George and the mother, um, what's-her-name.
[♪♪♪]
What the fuck?
What the-- [GASPS]
What the fuck is that?
[DOOR SLAMS]
[PANTS]
What the fuck was that?
Best be headed back.
Be dark soon.
HAM: No, no, I wanna know.
No, I-- I demand to know what the hell is going on,
because there's a burned up kid
that no one seems to give a fuck about,
and-- and God knows what was in that trailer.
But you know what?
No, this is just too weird.
-We're leaving. -Slow your ass down, boy.
You can't leave.
You're gonna do what?
You're gonna shoot me?
They have your scent.
They have my scent?
Who has my scent?
If you're gonna be here,
you gotta know what you're dealing with.
Yes, yes.
That's what I've been trying to get you to do,
tell me what the hell is going on,
besides an old man who thinks all this shit is normal.
Madison, he stays in the basement.
Madison?
Madison, the-- the-- the owner of this fantasy land,
he-- he lives in the basement?
I said he's there.
I said nothing about living.
Why he in the basement?
Daylight.
Oh, for fuck's sake, come on, man!
Just stop with this whole daytime, nighttime,
he has my scent bullshit.
Just stop with the riddles and tell me the truth.
Vampires.
Bogieville is filled with them.
That's who has your scent,
and that is why you and missy can't leave.
You happy now?
[SIGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Vampires.
Good one.
Good one!
You almost had me there.
Geez.
For an old man, you got a hell of a sense of humor.
They're real!
And they're here.
Now, I know you think I'm just an old fool,
lost his mind, and believe me, I wish that was the case.
Come nightfall, reality is gonna set in.
You're serious?
Sorry you and the little lady got mixed up in this,
but you came here.
No one dragged your ass in.
Glad to answer any questions you might have.
I might have.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, yeah, I might have a few.
Here's one.
How come you're not one of them?
Well Madison, let me live
as long as I took care of the place...
...made sure no one poked around while they rest.
Night time, I stay inside.
Good advice for you, too.
Okay.
I might be losing my fucking mind here asking this,
But... [SNIFFLES]
...let's assume you're not insane, okay,
and those things do exist,
whatever the fuck they are.
[SNIFFLES]
What makes you think they want us around?
They do exist, boy.
And no, they don't want you around.
Like you, they got no choice.
What if they don't like us?
You're dead.
-If we leave? -You're dead.
They'll find you.
Wherever you go, they'll find you.
Can't have their little secret getting out.
How long were you gonna walk around up in the attic?
HAM: Attic?
I wasn't up there.
Someone was.
[SIGHS]
That's an old house, baby.
-Old house, old man. -Old secrets, too.
Secrets?
Yeah, you ain't gonna believe--
What the hell is Bogieville, anyway?
The-- the owner's name is Madison,
Crawford's brother-in-law.
Was a really big Humphrey Bogart fan,
so he named the place after it.
[LAUGHS]
Bogieville?
Yeah, that's pretty silly.
Yeah.
If you think that's a hoot,
wait until your hear was out there.
Listen, Ham.
I know you wanna leave,
but we should at least stay the night
and get some much-needed sleep.
I, for one, did not get much curled up like a pretzel
last night in the Jeep
HAM: Ford.
It's not a Jeep.
Whatever.
Baby, I gotta tell you something.
We can't leave.
What?
I got some bad news about Bogieville.
[DOOR CREAKS]
Lily?
[LIGHT CLICKS]
[LILY GROWLING]
I got some...
...folks...
...staying in the room...
...directly beneath, sweetheart.
I know.
Of course you know.
You'd know if a moth got fried in the porch light.
You are gonna have to stay with your aunt...
...and uncle in the basement...
...for the good of all of us...
...until these folks get settled...
...okay?
They stay?
CRAWFORD: I'm not gonna be here forever.
And... [SIGHS]
...well, I need to bring in folks I can trust...
...to keep you safe...
...and get you things you need.
I get everything I need.
I need I know you do, sweetheart.
I know.
But I--
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I'd feel a whole lot better knowin' you were in...
...good hands.
[LOCK CLICKING]
[DOOR CLICKS]
Oh, I-- I thought I heard raccoons in the attic.
Once in a while, one or two get in.
I have to flush them out.
Oh, we could check if you like.
Oh, no, no, no, thank you.
It's best if I do.
And that door...
[LOCK RATTLES]
...stays locked.
[♪♪♪]
-CRAWFORD: What you doing boy? -[HAM GASPING]
HAM: You scared the shit out of me.
What are you doing?
Well I heard something.
You-- you didn't hear that?
You damn fool. I told you the rules.
You gotta live by them, or you won't live.
Right, right.
Vampires.
You had a nightmare is 'all, so go on back to your room.
Hopefully in the morning the nightmare will be over.
It's just beginning, boy.
[LOCK RATTLES]
Just beginning.
Damn fool.
[LAUGHING AND CHATTERING]
[AIR WHOOSHES]
What's the matter?
I-- I thought--
I thought I felt something.
Feel like this, baby?
[BETSY LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Hey Nick.
Come on, darling.
Don't be a tease.
[BETSY LAUGHS]
Nick, stop.
Stop.
There's a fucking girl in your truck.
Hey, kid, can't see I'm busy here?
Get the hell outta my truck.
Hey never mind, Nick.
Just get the girl the fuck outta the truck.
Get the fuck outta there, kid.
Huh? What you doing?
BETSY: Maybe she don't speak no English.
NICK: Hey, kid. You all right?
Hey.
[SCREAMS]
So our yet-to-be-identified animal struck again last night.
Except this time, victim barely but alive.
Yeah, I was at the hospital when he arrived.
I'd really like to see if he could verify.
Verify what?
Oh, just grabbing at thin air, Jim.
You know you holding back some information right now
really ain't helping anybody.
Verify what, Doc?
Oh, a crazy hunch crossed my mind.
JIM: Yeah, well, sometimes crazy's usually the culprit.
What is it?
Okay.
I consider this theory based on the first victim's
complete loss of blood,
and, uh, last night's survivor who wore a crucifix.
Yeah?
[LAUGHS]
You telling me he survived because he was religious?
Vampires.
[LAUGHS]
Vampires?
Jesus Christ.
You been sniffin' that chloroform again, huh?
What do you have to dispute me?
Okay, for shits and giggles,
how about I give my deputies a little garlic, huh,
and I call the local reverend and I say,
"Hey don't you give everybody some crucifixes?"
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, well that's not a bad start.
Or you could wait until more bloodless bodies turn up.
Come on, Doc.
What would you do if you were my boots?
Vampire?
Plural, Jim.
More than one.
A nest, somewhere in the county,
and waiting for sun to go down.
[CHAIR CREAKS]
HAM: He's doing his rounds now to make sure everything is,
well, normal.
Not that I think it's possible,
but let's just say for a minute,
let's just say there is something, you know,
bad in this place.
Do you believe whatever it is can come after us?
I don't know what to believe anymore, baby.
I mean, my mind says it ain't possible,
but what I saw and smelled,
it's just, what the fuck?
It just doesn't make any sense.
[SCRUNCHES]
All the bags are packed?
We're all set.
Gonna go get 'em.
You watch him.
[SCRUNCHES]
[GROWLS ECHO FAINTLY]
[LOCK RATTLES]
[HAM SIGHS]
Change your mind?
Something we gotta do before we go.
We shouldn't waste time, Ham.
Oh great, another adventure.
[DISHES CLATTER]
I heard someone talking downstairs.
An old house, remember?
I definitely heard someone.
We need to find out who it is.
We need Crawford's keys.
And have you got those?
HAM: Probably in his room.
JODY: His door is bound to be locked.
Everything in this place is locked.
[DOOR CREAKS]
[GRUNTS]
What can I do for you, Sheriff?
John Forge.
Who and where is he?
Don't know too much about him,
other than he comes in the bar now and then.
Last time I saw him, he was leaving the Big Toe
with two girls on his arm.
Do you know the girls are?
No.
They hitched a ride from Wallonia
looking for a good time.
-You know how it is. -Hmm.
-Who wore his Stetson? -One of the girls.
She was a sexy little thing, too.
They say where they were headed?
No idea.
They stuck around for a few drinks after the fight
and then they took off.
-Fight? -EDDIE: Yeah.
John and some guy named Ham, Ham Simms.
-Why were they fighting? -EDDIE: What else?
The girls.
After I broke it up,
Ham said he was gonna get John, kill him.
A few others heard him say it, too.
Where's Ham now?
Him and his girlfriend, Jody Barnett,
my ex-waitress who hit me over the head with a bottle...
...staying in the rooming house on Morgan Street.
Word is, after the fight, they skipped town.
I think Ham's friend, Nick, might know where they went to.
Nick?
Where's he now?
He's in the hospital.
He's the guy I got attacked by that bear in my parking lot.
Wasn't it?
Okay,
that about does it, for now.
Your statement's been very helpful.
If you see or hear Ham, Jody...
...you give me a call.
Sure thing, Sheriff.
Oh, and, uh, I'm guessing you already know that Ham
used to work at the gas station where they found
the owner killed.
I figured it was kind of funny
since the guy fired Ham a few hours earlier.
Thank you.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Looks like they all made it back.
[KEYS JINGLE]
Basement, now.
You can't go down there.
You gotta admit, your vampire story
is just a little bit far-fetched.
Scent or no scent, show us.
Now.
-You are acting crazy. -Not now, baby.
[CRAWFORD SIGHS]
[KEYS JINGLING]
If you two are so hell-bent on seeing...
...so be it.
Ooh.
Let's go.
CRAWFORD: You chicks gonna fly the coop?
Open the door and we'll find out.
Last warning.
You sure you both want to do this?
-My God. -[GAGS]
[BOTH GAGGING]
-Now you got their scent. -Don't.
Where's the light?
Go on down.
Light will come on.
[LOCK RATTLES]
HAM: Where's the damn light?
-[GROWLS] -[GASPS, SCREAMS]
Why are you here?
[GROWLS]
We-- we-- we were looking-- we were looking for work,
and we had a crash and-- and-- and there was a sign.
Daddy sent you?
Yes, yes, yes!
Your-- your-- your dad sent us to-- to-- to--
See with your own eyes?
Curiosity killed the cat.
-[SCREAMS] -How's that?
We, believe.
We believe.
We believe!
You believe.
-And you stay. -[CHOKING]
You obey, you obey,
or you die!
Like us.
[MACHINES BEEPING]
Hey.
Hey Nick.
What can you tell me about the attack?
[GROANS]
Not a person.
Not a person?
I don't know.
She-- she looked like a little girl.
Terrifying.
She looked dead.
She was on Betsy before.
I tried to get her off.
-He needs rest, Jim. -I want answers.
You really think he's part of those attacks?
If so, who attacked him?
That's why I ask the questions, Doc.
You heard him.
She looked dead.
I won't be convinced until I have checked
every bit of evidence.
I'm convinced you're wasting time,
looking in the wrong direction.
I work in the direction that the evidence points me,
and right now it's pointing me to him and Ham.
And I won't be nudged
by your comic book blood-sucking theory.
You know damn well that is not what this is about.
Doc...
...enough.
Until something proves me wrong,
I'm gonna stay the course of questioning,
him and bring Ham in.
What you gonna do if I'm right, and it's too late?
Nothing I can do until I get some solid proof.
Like it or not, that's how it is.
We need to keep this under our hats.
The public will have our hides
if we cry wolf about some goddamn vampires.
They'll have your hide if I'm right.
You forgot to mention your daughter's one of them
I intended to,
before you just had to find out for yourself.
[SIGHS]
A while ago,
Madison got attacked by one of them.
I don't know where it came from or why.
[TESS GASPS]
-[GROWLING] -TESS: Stay back, Lily.
Stay back.
-Okay. -[GROWLS]
TESS: Madison!
Stay back, Lily.
Stay back.
[TESS PANTING]
TESS: Mattie...
[TESS PANTING]
[GROWLS]
[TESS SCREAMS]
What in God's name is happening?
What the hell's goin' on here?
Get back!
Get back now.
Get back!
[GROWLING]
[MADISON SCREAMING]
Madison!
-[SCREAMING] -[FLESH SQUISHING]
-[GROWLING] -[FLAMES CRACKLING]
[MADISON GROANING]
TESS: Madison!
Oh my God.
Are you all right?
[FLAMES WHOOSHING]
That thing bit me like a goddamn rottweiler.
CRAWFORD: What the hell was that?
The way she just melted away like some movie vampire thing.
Vampires?
[PANTS]
That's just what we need to bring in the rentals.
Come feed the pet goddamn fucking vampire.
Crazy how she burned up like that.
Well, maybe she got something flammable on her.
Don't know what it was.
Scared the shit outta me.
I'll get the first aid kit.
That was no woman, Madison.
Humans don't just turn to matches.
You all right, uncle?
Yeah, now you know.
[GRUNTS]
I don't feel so good.
I think I need to get inside.
[GROANS]
[CUPBOARDS RATTLING]
[PANTS]
Madison?
Lily?
[♪♪♪]
Lily.
My god, what happened?
[CRAWFORD PANTING]
Are you okay, sweetie?
You're bleedin' now.
what-- what-- what's happened?
[CRAWFORD PANTING]
[TESS GROWLING]
What the--
[LILY GROWLING]
-[BONES CRACKLING] -[TESS GROWLING]
[TESS HISSING]
Oh my God.
God Almighty.
Uncle?
God Almighty.
Lily.
Lily...
your uncle?
What happened to you. Oh my God, no.
Oh, Jesus Christ, this can't be happening, no.
It's happening, Crawford.
CRAWFORD: I know now.
But Madison said he'd protect Lily.
MADISON: What is Crawford doing out there?
Poor man's been trying to tie a bow
in Lily's hair for 20 minutes.
Ah, you mean poor Lily, suffering through her daddy
tryin' to tie a bow for an hour.
He can saddle a horse, but he can't work a bow.
I think you need to show him how.
Go on.
There.
No, Daddy. That's too tight.
I won't be able to take it out.
-I have scissors. -Oh no. No way.
I think you might wanna ask your Aunt Tessy
what she thinks of your dad's handwork.
Care to help me feed Mattie a treat, Lily?
Yes, Maddy loves chicken.
Oh yeah. Mattie does love chicken.
Come on, let's go.
[SIGHS]
I could fiddle with that damn ribbon
'til hell froze over.
Don't that get close to what her mom could've done.
Well us men, we ain't designed for bows and things.
But I admire you for trying.
Well, I, I promised Anna I'd take care of Lily,
and that includes bows and things.
Breaks my heart to see her without her mom.
That's gonna be rough enough as it is.
I don't know how you find the strength, Crawford.
Losing a wife, bringing up a child, alone,
a blind child.
Blind or not,
she's my life.
You know, we found out Tess couldn't have babies,
and Lord knows, I tried.
Your Lily, she became a blessing to us.
And we thank you for taking us in
after
Anna...
I, I can't.
Crawford, we're family now. We're family.
If I protected them.
It's happened.
Now go.
Protect yourself.
Go!
[CRAWFORD PANTING]
[SIGHS]
I didn't have much choice...
...so I figured, uh...
...I'd play ball.
Protect her from what?
The others.
All them out in Bogieville...
...well, they'd rip each other apart
like a pack of wild dogs if they wanted.
Wait a minute,
it was just the three of them, right?
'Til they went into Bogieville and had a feast,
creating a domino effect,
ones they turned, attacked the others.
That was 20 years ago.
Lily doesn't look over 10.
They stay the same.
It's when they turn, they don't age.
And Lily'd be nearly 30 now.
I'm the only one in Bogieville that's aged.
Safe to assume,
since you're still alive...
...you've been approved.
When my time comes, Bogieville will,
excuse the pun,
live on.
Now all you gotta do is meet the rest of them.
Where are you going?
[♪♪♪]
Great little adventure you've dragged us in this time.
Sorry, baby.
I'm so sorry.
We need to get the fuck outta here.
We'll find a way.
We always do.
That monster's pretty convincing he'd kill us both if we left.
[DOOR CLICKS]
Come with me, both of you.
Where?
Madison calls, you go.
If not, he'll come to you.
You don't want that.
[JODY WHIMPERING]
I can't go, go back there.
I can't go down there again.
Not downstairs.
Outside.
[WHIMPERS]
[SNIFFLES]
[VAMPIRES GROWLING AND HISSING]
-Stay close to me. -No shit.
Easy now.
[VAMPIRES GROWLING AND HISSING]
They ain't gonna harm us,
even though they're achin' to rip our throats out.
So stay still.
[VAMPIRES GROWLING]
-[JODY WHIMPERING] -Shut your yaps.
No, you will not take their lives.
-Why? -Because I say so.
When Crawford dies, you'll need protection.
Not from you.
You turned my wife, and now I should obey you?
You take life from too far, Billy Cupps.
And you, too near.
Remember, Billy Cupps, I once had a soul.
I didn't choose this life.
[GROWLS]
Whatever you want, Uncle, so took us with you.
The little one speaks the truth.
You should be ended.
Enough.
Stay with me, you'll have protection.
You go with him, you will all be ended.
[GROWLS]
Now go, Billy Cupps.
Go!
-Any questions? -[JODY PANTING]
Hey, I just can't believe all those fuckers are dead.
Oh, you noticed that, did you?
There's a kind of wonderment to them.
Dead, but not dead.
Lungs, but no air.
Ravenous need for blood.
Without it, they can get right nasty.
They have a strength and power they never had before.
Lily's senses increased 1,000%.
-This can't be happening. -Oh, it is.
Except you two smack dab in the middle of it.
And who, who was Madison fighting with?
Billy Cupps, Madison's number one pain in the ass
since he first moved into Bogieville.
They never got along,
but Cupps was always popular with the rest of us.
I'm just surprised they've never been found out.
Billy Cupps believes that Madison will get discovered
by taking life close to Bogieville.
Problems of the undead?
Well there's always the chance
they may not make it back by sunup, have to hide somewhere,
but that leaves some more chance of discovery.
I guarantee a few of 'em
are gonna be ash piles in the morning.
[SIGHS] I just pray...
...Lily's not one of them.
Then again...
...her nightmare would be over.
Why don't they just step out in the sun
if they're so hateful of what they are?
Their only concern is surviving,
and their last hope of survival is staying alive.
Accepting who you are...
...it's easier than ending your existence.
All right, everybody,
now I need y'all to pay attention.
Now, all the recent murders,
including the slaughter last night at Marcy's
are still unexplained.
But we may have insight to who or what may committed them.
The Doc here, she has a theory that seems inconceivable,
but after weighing up the evidence,
I have to conclude is feasible,
no matter how absurd it may seem.
Doc?
In a nutshell, we are under siege by vampires.
[OFFICERS LAUGHING]
[LAUGHS]
What the fuck? Seriously?
Hey, now I know it sounds crazy.
That was my first thought, too.
But what I'd like y'all to do is
take a good look at these here photographs.
You'll notice how all the victims
have been completely drained of the blood.
As you know, a man and a woman were attacked
in the Big Toe parking lot.
The man survived because of a crucifix around his neck.
We're looking for Bela Lugosi?
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHTER]
Quiet down.
This shit is crazy.
Ham Simms'...
...is still a suspect, and until we find him,
we approach with extreme caution.
How we supposed to know it's not just some drugged-up kid?
First of all, I need y'all to take this seriously,
and you see one, call for backup.
And do not, I repeat, do not approach alone.
What about our families?
Well, it's in everybody's best interest
that we do not inform anybody of this
until everything is verified.
That is all.
[♪♪♪]
Well that went well.
[VAMPIRES HISSING]
What the hell?
-[NICK PANTING] -[VAMPIRES HISSING]
Come with me.
[GROWLS]
We're waiting.
[GROWLS]
[VAMPIRES HISSING]
[NICK WHIMPERING]
-What the fuck? -[VAMPIRES GROWLING]
Jump.
[NICK SCREAMS]
[VAMPIRES GROWLING IN DISTANCE]
[GROANS]
End me.
[VAMPIRE GROWLS]
End...
...me
[GROWLS]
-[SCREAMING] -[FLAMES CRACKLING]
[TAKING DEEP BREATHS]
[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
Baby...
...we gotta get the hell outta here.
It's too dangerous.
They'll turn us into whatever the hell they are.
I don't wanna spend an eternity drinking blood
and looking like I've been dragged
behind the back of a cement truck.
We can hide by night, travel by day.
California, Canada.
Come on, baby, where's your sense of adventure?
No more adventures, baby.
They'll find us and kill us.
Oh baby, I won't let anything happen to you.
I love you.
I love you, too.
[CHUCKLES]
God knows why.
But I do.
I have to try something.
I'll come back for you,
I promise.
Yeah, I know.
I'll signal from the window when it's safe to go.
[CRAWFORD SNORING]
[TRUCK RUMBLING]
[CRAWFORD SNORING]
[TRUCK RUMBLING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
[SIGHS]
[GROANS]
This ain't good.
[GROWLS]
[VAMPIRES GROWLING]
Crawford.
[VAMPIRES GROWLING]
Nick, come on.
Fuck's sake, Nick.
Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
Nick, it's Ham.
I need your help.
Can't tell you over the phone, 'cause he wouldn't believe it.
Just call me back once you get this, all right?
[GROWLS]
If you can't keep them in, Crawford,
how do I believe you will keep others out?
[GROWLS]
Woman, I smell her.
[GROWLS]
Bring her to me!
You-- you don't need her.
Bring her!
[GROWLS]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
[♪♪♪]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING FAINTLY]
You gonna behave yourself?
Yeah, I'm just, just looking for my friend, uh, Nick.
His truck's outside.
You know the guy who--
Yeah, last we heard he was in the hospital.
Hospital? Why?
Him and a gal were attacked in the lot the other night.
Girl was killed.
Your friend got banged up pretty well, too.
-Attacked by who? -Talk to the sheriff.
No, no, no. I gotta talk to Nick first, but...
[SIGHS]
...you ain't got no signal in here, do you?
Hey, sheriff's looking for you.
The word is you killed your boss.
Dudley? I didn't kill Dudley.
Hell, I didn't even know he was dead.
You're gonna have to convince the sheriff on that one.
I gotta go find Nick and the sheriff, so--
Why don't you ask one of those deputies
to call him in on the radio?
They wouldn't believe...
-I gotta go. -See you around.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
-Ham Simms? -Uh, yes.
The sheriff wants a few words.
Uh, okay, okay, uh, whoa.
DEPUTY: Handcuffs for skipping town?
Suspicion of murder.
That's bullshit. I didn't kill anyone.
Well that's an original defense.
Ain't never heard that one before.
Didn't kill anyone.
You-- you've gotta listen to me.
-I didn't kill anyone. -Quiet.
I, uh, I gotta talk to the sheriff.
[GROWLS]
What the fuck?
-No, no, no, no, no. -[OFFICERS SCREAMING]
No!
[GROWLS]
I have Jody.
She had nothing to do with me leaving, nothing.
Why do you leave her to answer for you?
[GROWLS]
Go back now,
or she will die,
or even worse, she will live as one of us.
[GROWLS]
Go!
I will.
Promise.
[GROWLS]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[TRUCK STUTTERING]
Fuck!
Hello?
I need to talk to Sheriff.
VOICEMAIL ON PHONE: This is the Georgia State Police Department.
Please leave a--
VOICEMAIL ON PHONE: Hey, Nick here.
-Fuck. -[INDISTINCT SPEECH]
Gimme a sec.
Hey, just leave a message.
I'll come back to you real soon.
[TONE BEEPS]
Nick, it's me, Ham.
You really gotta change your recording.
It's driving me fucking nuts.
Anyways, I heard you're at the hospital
so I'm coming to see you.
And, uh, Jody's in a bad place.
-We've got-- -[PHONE BEEPS]
Fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
[♪♪♪]
[VAN RUMBLING]
[♪♪♪]
-Hey. -Deputy.
What happened?
Well, he was on the window ledge,
and went off before she could get to him.
-MAN 1: Nick? -MAN 2: Nick Cannon.
Any witnesses?
Other than this girl there outside the window,
we have no idea where they went.
-Thank you. -MAN 2: All right.
[SIRENS WAILING]
[♪♪♪]
[MACHINES BEEPING]
You okay, Jim?
Oh
[GAGGING]
Nurse said she couldn't get to him in time.
-Hmm. -She also said that
she thought she seen someone else outside.
He wasn't showing any signs of being suicidal.
Oh and he's not wearing his crucifix,
and these are wounds...
...not bites.
So she was right.
Someone or something wanted him dead that night.
Yeah, he was attacked after he hit the sidewalk...
...to make damn sure he was.
[TRAIN HORN BLOWS]
Hi, Barb?
Yeah, I'm down by the old railway,
but I'm going to see you in the morning.
Don't wait up for me.
What?
[NECK CRUNCHES]
[GROWLS]
Dinner is served.
Hurry, the sun is on the rise.
[GROWLS]
[VAN RUMBLING]
-[GUNSHOT FIRES] -What the fuck?
-[GUNSHOT FIRES] -[HAM PANTING]
What the--
What the hell?
What are you trying to do?
Making sure you don't pull some shit on me again.
Where's Jody?
Well, Madison took her downstairs
before he went to eat.
All right, boy,
now you need to calm down before you get down there, huh?
[PANTS]
Ah, I take it Madison found you.
Handcuffed to a couple of deputies.
Deputies? Why?
Because the sheriff wanted to talk about a murder,
and I'm pretty sure I know who did it.
You didn't tell him anything, did you?
I didn't have time to,
'cause Madison has pals killed everyone before I could.
I'm pretty sure his secret's out.
Did you find a hider in the barn?
Hider? There was a woman under a truck.
Can we talk about this downstairs?
I really need to check on Jody right--
You listen to me, right here!
You caused some kind of racket around here.
You're goddamn lucky you ain't dead now, or worse.
So if I got a few questions, you quietin' down
until I'm good and ready to bring you downstairs.
Now you tell me about the barn.
There was a woman under a truck.
She reached out to me
and I took her hand and there pulled her out.
She burned.
To be honest with you, she was relieved.
Now, we ain't here to assist in suicide, boy.
The next time you find one,
you treat it like you just walked up on a rattlesnake.
And back away, nice and easy,
no matter what they say.
You got it?
Ironic, isn't it?
Them wanting to be dead.
What's ironic is that woman...
...was Billy Cup's wife.
Fuck.
Exactly.
[KEYS JINGLING]
Ain't nothing can be done about it now.
[LOCK RATTLING]
[MADISON GROWLING]
[GROWLS]
We don't need you.
[GROWLING]
[DOOR BANGS]
Listen, it's alright, it's alright.
[GROWLS]
[HAM AND JODY PANTING]
You okay?
Did he hurt you?
Are you okay?
I'm scared shitless, but I'm okay.
I thought he was gonna kill me.
He's so fuckin' pissed you left.
He gave me a warning.
My last one.
Your last warning!
[GROWLS]
Outside.
Outside!
Out! Out!
CRAWFORD: Get out! Get out!
[VAMPIRES GROWLING]
[BILLY CUPPS GROWLS]
Your-- your wife got sunned.
I-- I-- I found her.
I-- I-- I'm sorry.
-You ended her? -No.
-BILLY: You ended her! -MADISON: Cupps!
I told you no harm to him!
He was yours.
He ended her.
You stop at nothing to anger me.
[VAMPIRES GROWLING]
-HAM: She sunned herself! -Then I will end you!
[VAMPIRES GROWLING]
I killed his friend.
I'll kill him.
You killed Nick?
And.. Now.. You!
[GROWLS]
[GUNSHOT FIRES]
Daddy?
-[GROWLS] -[JODY GASPS]
Bury him.
HAM: Crazy old man didn't deserve this.
We have to get the hell outta here while we still can.
JODY: I can't.
What do you mean you can't?
We have to in the morning we'll just--
I can't go.
My scent.
He'll know.
Great timing.
We're not safe no matter where we go.
But if I stay, that fuckin' animal won't know you've gone.
So you go,
find the sheriff,
tell him I'm being held against my will.
I dunno anything, improvise, but just get him here, okay?
Okay.
At sunup, we'll bury him.
Then I'll get the sheriff.
Okay?
[WHIMPERS]
[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
Crawford was a good man,
a difficult man.
He was.
He had one hell of a hard time, though.
Good father who cared enough for his daughter
to die for her.
Hell, he gave his life protecting her.
May he rest in peace.
[♪♪♪]
Where's your truck?
Battery died on me.
So whose van is that?
It doesn't really matter.
Can't use it anyways.
Crawford saw to that.
How the hell are you getting outta here?
There's a truck in the barn.
Probably gonna try to use that one.
You know there ain't anything's gonna stop us, ain't that right?
Besides, it's you we have to be worried about it.
I'll be fine.
With Crawford gone,
Madison needs us to watch over the place.
All right.
Just don't be afraid to use it.
[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
[FOOTSTEPS CRUNCHING]
[DIRT RATTLES]
[SIGHS]
Please, please, please, please, please.
[DOOR CLICKS]
[SIGHS]
Yes.
All right.
[OBJECTS RATTLING]
All right.
The town is on the edge of full-blown panic, Jim.
Yeah, but so are the other towns.
Coming to us like we're some fucking vampire experts.
Hmm.
I don't know how we're gonna fight this.
Take the battle to them.
That's a, that's a good idea.
But, uh,
where?
You know, it's not like I can, I can just search
vampire hideouts or where the hornet's nest is.
Well, seems to me you find Ham,
and you find the nest.
Like I say,
[SIGHS]
Where?
-[VAMPIRE GROWLING] -[HAM GASPS]
Stay back, or you'll get sunned.
-[VAMPIRES GROWLING] -[KEYS JINGLING]
[♪♪♪]
[CAR RUMBLES]
Fuck yeah.
[♪♪♪]
[LOUD KNOCKING]
[JODY GASPING]
[♪♪♪]
[KNOCK THUMPS ON DOOR]
[SCREAMS]
[GROWLS]
[WHIMPERS]
[PANTS]
Well he don't look too good.
All right, everybody, settle down.
Everything's gonna be okay.
[PEOPLE MUTTERING]
Let's just take a minute, relax, and console ourselves.
Hey the Reverend here is gonna hand out
some things to protect you.
Okay, now I know it sounds crazy.
I didn't wanna believe it, myself.
One thing you can't deny is evidence,
and believe me, we got plenty of it.
Now call those things what you will,
vampires, blood-suckers, I don't care.
One thing you can't call 'em is human.
And yes, you're right.
We ain't never dealt with anything like this before.
But with the good Lord by our side...
...we sure as hell we'll do the best that we can...
...and I'll be damned if we ain't taking our town
back today, so...
let's kill some monsters.
We gotta hustle, Sheriff.
The sun goes down before we're ready, we're screwed.
Let's go.
[SIRENS WAILING]
[ENGINES REVVING]
Jesus Christ.
I still can't believe we're dealing with vampires here.
I hope Jesus is watching over us.
Hey, now, how do we know we just ain't guests of honor
to a feast you're sticking on
for your blood-sucking friends here?
You can always turn around
and wait for them to come to you.
They're hardly my friends, Sheriff.
Now's the best time to hit them, when they're vulnerable.
Well let's hope you get 'em all.
HAM: We have to.
Pretty sure if any of them survive,
they'll just find another safe spot.
Great.
He's pretty sure.
Clive, very soon there's gonna be
a hidden driveway on your right.
You have to slow down and see it.
Almost there, Sheriff.
[GUNS CLICKING]
The sun is going down. We've got maybe an hour.
[♪♪♪]
JIM: All right, you motherfuckers,
I wanna to see y'all burn.
[VAMPIRE ROARS]
[GUNSHOTS FIRING]
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
[GROWLS]
[GUNSHOT FIRES]
Jody!
[GROWLS]
Jody!
[HAM SIGHS]
[WHIMPERS]
God, am I glad to see you.
-You all right? -Barely.
He's in the basement.
He ain't happy. He knows.
He knows what?
MADISON: I'm done.
I'm going.
You took my life.
Take me with you.
You are troublesome.
Both of you.
I take no one.
No more.
Don't leave me.
I am your wife.
Only 'til death us do part.
And we're already dead.
[TESS HISSES]
Where to?
That bulkhead around the side,
there will be three very angry vampires in there.
Better cover the main door.
-Be careful. -All right.
-Baby, take this. -Yeah. Let's go.
He will not protect you.
Because of you.
And I should be ended?
I hear very well, Auntie.
Hear this.
He will be back,
and you will be ended.
Say hello to Daddy!
-[TESS SCREAMS] -[FLAMES CRACKLING]
[PANTS]
What happened, Deputy?
It's a woman.
She burned.
HAM: Only one?
Keep an eye out for a man and a girl.
Already looked.
It's empty.
HAM: Keep looking.
Let's get outta here.
[DOOR CLICKS]
[GROWLS]
[♪♪♪]
Two down in there, Sheriff.
Keeping count?
Now look, Ham said there's a second barn.
Let's go find it. Go.
Okay, Jim.
JIM: Davies, check the plates on this.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
[LAUGHS]
Sorry, Doc.
There ain't no one here, man.
DOCTOR: Stay on your guard.
VIGILANTE: Get off me!
-[SHOUTING] -[GUNSHOT FIRES]
[GROWLS]
[GUNSHOT FIRES]
Rest in peace.
[TAKES A DEEP BREATH]
I didn't think you had it in you, Doc.
[PANTS]
Neither did I.
Jesus!
[GUNSHOT FIRES]
[GUNSHOTS FIRING]
You motherfuckin' blood-suckin' vampire
straight-back-to-hell piece of shit!
Yeah, I got him.
Dammit.
I wish we'd called the state trooper to help us,
rather than these innocent people.
You had no choice or time, Jim.
Sheriff.
Dispatch says the plates on the pickup belonged
to a Melvin Crosby from Wallonia County,
and they've also got a missing persons file on him
and the girlfriend from a camping trip.
You tell the sheriff of Wallonia County that, uh,
they ain't missing anymore.
-Yes sir. -Oh,
and got a pickup truck for that van.
Yes sir.
[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
You okay?
Uh, sorry I doubted you.
No.
I wouldn't have believed me either.
Right now, I wish I'd been wrong.
You know, I thought these things only existed in nightmares.
Devils and demons have been around
since Biblical times, Jim.
We may not see them, but there are enough missing persons
in this world to cause concern.
Is there something we can do?
No.
You head back.
There's injured in town
I suppose so.
Watch yourself, Sheriff.
[LAUGHS]
[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
Wait, I've had enough of this shit show.
Let's just steal this sheriff's car,
take off, just the two of us.
Then we'd really be like Bonnie and Clyde.
No, we have to find Madison.
Why?
If we don't, we'll be looking over our shoulders
for the rest of our lives.
You want that?
-No, I don't. -We have to look for him,
everywhere, including here.
[♪♪♪]
Hey.
[JODY SCREAMING]
[HAM YELLS]
-Stand down. -[MADISON GROWLING]
[GUNSHOTS FIRING]
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
[♪♪♪]
I'm not gonna lose you today.
I'm not gonna lose you.
Not ever.
Come on, not ever.
[GRAVEL CRUNCHING]
[GROANS]
Morning, Ham.
Thought I'd stop by, see how y'all folks are doing.
That's mighty nice of you, Sheriff.
Good as can be expected.
Excuse the pun here, but the place seems pretty dead.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah.
Take a while to get it back to.. Normal.
Yeah, I think so.
Well, for the life of me,
I can't figure out why you want the place, but...
[LAUGHS]
Come on now, Sheriff,
where's your sense of adventure?
Oh, I think I had enough adventure in my lifetime,
don't you think?
Happy I could help you get the place, though.
We appreciate the help.
You know, it's been three months now
since we, uh, cleared those fuckin' things outta here.
Ain't seen Jody.
She's all right?
She's fine.
Rounding up snack.
-[SHOTGUN CLICKS] -Enjoyin' life.
Well, you take care, Ham.
[GROWLS]
[♪♪♪]
[GROWLS]
♪ Rise you up above me
♪ The black sky out here don't love me ♪
♪ And once I did love you madly ♪
♪ But now I would kill you gladly ♪
♪ I'm gonna rise
♪ Death flies swarm all around me ♪
♪ And vultures swoop down upon me ♪
♪ The dead sea won't entertain me ♪
♪ And mankind will always blame me ♪
♪ I will rise
♪ Over you
♪ I'm gonna rise
♪ Over you
[♪♪♪]
♪ ...'till the day I die
♪ I'm all alone
♪ But I'm still alive